"Snoregasms & Snack Rocks"

Why do toddlers ignore dinner but feast on literal rocks? No clue — but we’re here to rant about it. We also relive a wild little bush session from back in the day (hello, Lovers Lane), and let’s just say Jarred’s snoring is so loud, it’s killing the mood faster than a Lego underfoot. Separate bedrooms might be the new foreplay.