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What's going on, guys? I am the Black Sheet Anthony C. And I am the big John B. From South Carolina, all the way to Cali. This is One Take, Real Talk on movies, games, and everything. Pop culture. That's right. What's going on, John? Another day, another dollar, another post-Easter existence. Yeah, I figured you was gonna say a little of this, a little bit of that, because today we're playing this or that. Whoa! Okay, now okay. But uh guys, if you haven't, I think haven't we played this on there before? Uh we've I think we have done something of the sorts, right? Before, yeah. Alright, guys, if you're not familiar, John, me and John are gonna go through a series of movies, games, characters, whatever, and we're gonna say either this, you we and you know, we gotta the other one has to make a decision of either this or that. I mean, it's simple and plain. It is. It's extremely difficult, and I do not understand the concept. Yeah, I know, right? So uh do you want to go first with yours? I've got okay. Go ahead. No, no, you said go, you said you was gonna I thought you were saying you were gonna go through a no, I was saying do you want to go first with No, no, no, no, no. You can go ahead. I go ahead. Okay, okay. Alright, alright. Pick a good one here Toy Story or Finding Nemo? Toy Story Toy Story or How to Train Your Dragon Toy Story Toy Story or Kung Fu Panda? Toy Story. I thought this would be hard. Toy Story or Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse? You know what's crazy? You're gonna you're gonna be like, what the fuck? Toy Story Toy Story. Toy Story And the final round to determine is Toy Story versus the Incredibles. Okay. I'm going Toy Story. Is Toy Story the greatest animated movie of all time? It might be.
SPEAKER_00Ain't all right, it might be. Because I'm gonna tell you, is it better movie-wise than some of those? Probably not. But is it more important?
SPEAKER_01Yes. I'll stand on that heel. Because little did you know, Toy Story is the first CGI fully linked think film. Oh, yeah, no, it is. I was like, I feel like I've heard that before. Because it was Pixar's first movie. Uh-huh. Nick. Thought I was gonna like pull some good ones there, but definitely not. I mean, I I mean, like, dude, you could have you could have done some damage. I was gonna, I was gonna pull out uh you know what? I'll save it. I'll save it. You gonna say why why would you save it? Do you just want me to do it now? Toy Story or Link King? That's that's a toughie. That is a toughie. I'm gonna have to go Lion King. I knew that one. But man, it's great. It's so good. It's so good. Alright. Well, go ahead, Anthony. Hit me with what I got. Okay. Rake these voice actors. So are you gonna go with, I think that's Hmel and you pronounce the name? Oh, Shimmel. Shimmel, Shimmel, Shimmel, yeah. Or Zach Aguliar, Tanjiro's voice actor. Oh well, I gotta go with my boy Goku, Sean Schimmel. Okay. Sean Schimmel or Johnny Young Bosch, aka Ichigo's voice actor. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go Johnny Young Bosch. Sean Schimmel's top heavy. Like, he's Goku, but like it's kind of it, you know? Mm-hmm. Alright. You're gonna go Sean, or are you going to say I'm going Johnny Young Bosch? Oh, you're going Johnny Young Bach? Okay. Johnny Young, Johnny Young Bach or James Avery as Shredder. I do love James Avery. But you're speci like, ooh. He got. I mean, I love him as Shredder. I'm still gonna go Johnny Young Bosch, but James Avery is like honorable, honorable, like. Okay. Johnny Young Bach, that's who you're going with, right? Yeah, Johnny Young Bosch. Or John DiMigio is the Joker. John DiMaggio. DiMaggio, whatever his name is. I don't know. Yeah, he's he's yeah, he's Bender, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's Bender. Okay. Oh man. And then I've got but he is the Joker, and he's a great joker. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna go. I mean he's Galactus. Yeah, I'll go John DiMaggio. I'll go John DiMaggio. Okay. John DiMaggio or Kevin Conroy is Batman. Who do you think you're cute? They can come in here and just do these things? I mean, that's what we're here for, brother. This is a quality versus quantity thing. And Kevin Conroy is incredible. And I'd argue he's done basically everything better than John DiMaggio, but I'm gonna go John DiMaggio for the amount that he's been quite the upset, I know. John DiMaggio or Damon Mills from Frieza as Frieza in Dragon Ball Z. Oh, John DiMaggio. John DiMaggio. John DiMaggio or Mark Hamill. So you can sit here and just think you're cute and think you're funny and find Mark Hamill. Is Mark Hamill the greatest voice actor? Probably. Okay. Good deal. I had one more for you, but I wasn't gonna do it to you. I know you've been through a lot. Unless you want me to give it to you. Tell me who it was. No, no, no. Either you accept the challenge or no. I accept the challenge. Mark Hamill versus Keith David. So you think you're cute, right? Like you can sit here and be funny.
SPEAKER_00I mean, it's Goliath. I mean, it's Spawn. I mean Spawn.
SPEAKER_01I mean, he's literally the leader of the original Saints role on the Xbox 360. I mean, it's Keith David, brother. I knew I'd go with. That's all I'm saying. I'm gonna go Mark Hamill, but like, this is wrong. Yeah. Like, put down your favorite child right now is what you did. I mean, like, dude, I ain't gonna lie. People say they want Morgan Freeman to narrate their life. I love Keith David. Keith Davis, Keith Davis the goat. I'm sorry. Alright, you're toying. You're toy. Sit here and be funny. Alright, Artie. Rank these fantasy battles. Okay. Am I ranking them or I gotta choose between them? Yeah, you gotta pick pick between them, yeah. Okay, choosing between these. Okay, go ahead. The final fight of the Hobbit franchise versus the final battle of the Sorcerer's Stone. Sorcerer Stone. Pop Mile. Well, I thought that was gonna be like I don't care for the Hobbit. Alright. Sorcerer Stone. I mean, Sorcerer's Stone does not have a great fight in it at the end. I mean, it's it's an okay fight. And I'm pretty sure that the Hobbit probably has a better fight, but fuck the Hobbit. Man, what did it do to you? It's just I don't know. It's just not it's just not great. I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I offend anybody that loves the Hobbit. You're just wrong. But go ahead. Okay, okay. So Sorcerer Stone or the Final Fight and the Dark Crystal. Never see any Dark Crystal, gotta go with Sorcerer Stone. Okay, okay, all right. We will go with the Sorcerer Stone or Conan the Barbarian. Sorcerer Stone. Man, I I really and honestly, you gotta go Philosopher Stone, sir, if you're gonna say it correctly. Because it yeah, because it's the philosophers, that's what it's basically. It's really the philosopher stone. They named it the Sorcerer Stone for American audiences. But go ahead. Okay, the Philosopher Stone versus Highlander. Philosopher Stone. Man. Alright, the Philosopher Stone versus the Never-ending Story. Philosopher Stone. You're naming you listen. You're naming shit. I generally don't care about. Okay. Alright, alright. I'm gonna go for two more here. Okay, I think we'd stop there, but I was like, man, I thought like I'd get a lot of.
SPEAKER_00I mean, I love Harry Potter. I mean, like, dude, you know this. I mean, it's hard to beat Harry Potter, and it's not even the best. Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_01Like, it's not even the best, but you just I don't care about nothing else that you're saying. The Philosopher Stone or the final battle of Narnia. Philosopher Stone. Did I at least get like a mild thought? I mean, I like I like Narnia.
SPEAKER_00I mean, but like it's not like the bee's knees for me.
SPEAKER_01You know what I'm saying? It's not like, oh my god, you know, yeah. I like Narnia. The final fight. Sorcerer's Stone versus The Philosopher's Namaste.
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SPEAKER_01Lord of the Rings, Twin Towers, Two Towers. Two Towers, you're gonna say. Yes, two towers. Okay. I was gonna say Fellowship of the King, but we know that's not fair at all. Fellowship of the Ring. Yeah, I was gonna say Fellowship of the Ring, but I was like, man, that's not even or I mean not uh Return of the King. I'm sorry. Oh, Return of the King. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I think honestly, Two Towers is my favorite.
SPEAKER_00I don't know, Two Towers, bro, with the rain and shit, dude. I don't know, bro. I I'll go. It is I'm gonna tell you like this.
SPEAKER_01Return of the King was in games, it was in game before in game because the fight scene was that great. It was that it involved so much. It was so busy, you know what I'm saying, with a lot of moving parts. It was in-game before in-game. All right, there we go. Evil Dead. Let's go. Let's go Army of Darkness. Alright, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness versus the Strangers. Okay. I'm gonna go Army of Darkness. Okay. Army of Darkness versus the Exorcist. Gotta go Army of Darkness. Exorcist is a better movie. I enjoy Army and Darkness more. Okay, that's fine. Army of Darkness versus Heels Have Eyes. The remastered, the remake. Ooh, the remake. Heels Have Eyes. I love the remake. That's where I did. Yeah, I was like, if you'd have said the original, I would have gone Army of Darkness. Heels Have Eyes versus the Wrong Turn. Original first. First one? Oh, Hills Have Eyes. Not close. Yeah, I loved it. I'll tell you the I'll I respect wrong turn. Like the first two were okay. After that, it just gets bad. Yeah. So which ones you choose? The wrong Hills Have Eyes? Yeah, Hills Have Eyes. I'm not picking the wrong turn. Hills Have Eyes. I'm trying to think of a good one for you. Hills Have Eyes versus Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003. Very similar. Very similar. Very in tone. I think there's both were the remakes better than the original. Yeah, I believe so. I believe that. I believe that.
SPEAKER_00I don't give a damn, but I believe that. I'm being real. I believe that. You can say, listen, that's not a hot take to me. That's just the truth. I'm just saying. But uh yeah, Hills Have Eyes versus 2020. I mean 03s.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I gotta go to I gotta go Texas Chainsaw. All right. It's it's so good. Like that even thing I would actually argue that remake if you wanted to, like top of the franchise. It's not my pick, but it's definitely like a fair answer. Texas Chainsaw Massacre versus Friday the 13th. Remake. The remake? Texas Chainsaw. Okay. Texas Chainsaw Massacre versus Children of the Corn. Texas Chainsaw. Ooh. I thought you thought I had a little sleeper hit for you there. Yeah, no, I do not know. Linda Hamilton. I was about to say Linda Hamilton's in there. In the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, she's in there. I mean, uh, original Children of the Corn, she's in there. Yeah, Children of the Corn. That's what I meant. All right. Yeah, I don't really like that movie. I feel you. Taste's Chainsaw Massacre. 2003 or New Nightmare. Can I get a heads up if you're gonna pull another Freddy? No, this is I no, I generally try to pull like one out of the franchise. I mean, I did I did do you dirty with the John Miago and Yeah, I'ma go with Texas Chainsaw. Okay. Yeah, it's very close though. Like I I mean, yeah, I mean I did enjoy New Nightmare, I ain't gonna lie to you. Alright. Texas Chainsaw Massacre versus Scream 5. Oh, Jackson's Chainsaw. I'm sorry. I think Scream 5 is so overrated. You think General Ortega's movie is over? I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I mean we're gonna we're gonna see when I get to six. But let me tell you, man, I'm not a huge like I like five. I think it's a good movie. I was not impressed by that flip. All right, go ahead with your next one. Oh, my next one? Okay. All right, man, all right. Let me go with our one and only psychological thrillers face off. Nightcrawler versus Shutter Island. This is close. It could go either way on any given day, but I like my boy Leo. I do. So you gotta go.
SPEAKER_00No, no, but I'm going nightcrawler.
SPEAKER_01Jake Jill. Listen, I'm gonna tell you, I did not realize I'm as big of a fan of Jake Gyllenhaal as I am. That's all I'm gonna say. Yeah, the more we've talked about him, especially like in recency, it's like, man, you you do really like him. You just never realize how much he did.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, like you don't realize like him and Ryan Gosling surprised me a lot.
SPEAKER_01But yeah, nah, this this movie is just Nightcrawler is just so good, but go ahead. Alright, Nightcrawler versus Gone Girl. Haven't seen Gone Girl. I should. I should, but I'm gonna go with Nightcrawler. Alright, Nightcrawler versus the Prestige. I think we just went over this. I haven't seen the prestige either. Oh, really? Yeah, but I'm gonna go with No. I'm gonna I'm gonna go with Nightcrawler. Just to make it fair. Nightcrawler versus Insomnia. Hmm. I'm going Nightcrawler. Okay, okay. I think Robin Williams gives a dope performance. I think Al Pacino gives one of his best performance, but I'm going with Nightcrawler. Oh, that's another one that again is very close. Like Nightcrawler versus Gone Baby Gone. Nightcrawler. Okay, Nightcrawler versus Mystic River. You know, I don't really care for that movie. I'm going Nightcrawler. Okay, alright. Last two here. Nightcrawler versus Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Nightcrawler. And Nightcrawler versus Silence of the Lambs. Silence of the Lambs. Greatest Greatest Driller E. I lied to you, I just wanted to correct you into this. Silence of the Lambs versus Zodiac. Silence of the Lambs, greatest store ever made.
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SPEAKER_01Well, if it was Zodiac versus Nightcrawler, what was it?
SPEAKER_00It'd be Nightcrawler.
SPEAKER_01Okay, alright.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I mean, like, hey, it's pretty dope, though.
SPEAKER_01Alright. You know, I I thought, I really did was hoping that was gonna be a lot closer in my mind than I did. I'm very surprised you haven't seen Gone Girl. Yeah, but you're about to be pissed at me. You ready? Alright. Alright. Hold on, give me one second. I gotta pull this last. Alright. I don't know if I had to pronounce this guy's name because I haven't watched his show. What's his name? Gone Freeze? What's his name? Oh, gone? Gone. Yeah, gone. I'm gonna make sure I got it. Okay. Yeah. Gone versus let's go itchy go. Gone. Gone. All right. Gone versus Spike from Cowboy Bebop. Uh let's go gone. Gone? Yeah, yeah, gone. Gone versus Aaron from Attack on Titan. Let's go gone. Okay. Gone versus Gojo. Gotta go gone. Okay. Gone versus Tanjiro. Oh, I gotta go gone, man. Hey, it's your list, not mine. I know, I know. Guys, Anthony, if you're ever curious, his favorite MC Tanjiro himself. Yeah. Gone versus Jin Woo. Let's go gone. Gone versus Monkey D. Luffy. Oh, gone. Yeah. Fuck off, One Piece fans. See how you made me laugh right there, John? That's funny. All right. Fun fact they have the same birthday. Okay. Gone versus son Goku. Man, this is I'ma go Goku. Goku versus Thor Finn from Venon Saga. I'ma go Thorfin. Is Thor Finn the greatest anime MC? You know, that one might be the right answer, actually. Him and guts got a very close. I was gonna put I was gonna put guts next, but I didn't know. Yeah, if you're curious. Okay. Man. That was a good one. That was a good one. You know how to go in your wheelhouse, man. Fair enough then. Well, I'm gonna hit you with the one, the only comedy classics face-off. Okay. Anchorman versus Ace Ventura Pet Detective. Oh, that's tough. That's tough. But you know me. I'm gonna stick with some mostly classics. I gotta go with Ace Ventura. Ace Ventura versus Talladega Knights. Fuck. That one's harder because I love Talladega Knights. I do. I fucking love Ricky Bobby. I love fucking Talladega Knights. But more specifically, you didn't say the underrated version. So I'm gonna go with that's a cougar in the car, ain't it?
SPEAKER_00I gotta go with Talladega Nights, bro. I gotta go with Talladega Knights.
SPEAKER_01Every time I get I watch that movie since you just brought up that scene, I always forget about the cougar in the car. Bro, and then this comes from a guy who don't like Will Farrell.
SPEAKER_00He you know it's a good movie when you don't even the guy that's giving me that doesn't like Will Farrell likes this movie. It's just that fucking good, bro. It's just that fucking good. Taladega Nights, bro. I've seen this movie. I I've seen this movie too many fucking times. It's probably I don't know why I didn't make my top comedies.
SPEAKER_01I don't know what I was thinking when I made it, but yeah, it's it's definitely top comedy for me. But go ahead. Haladega Nights versus Stepbrothers. Talladega Nights. I love stepbrothers. Love Boats and Hoes. I can quote this movie. You know what I'm saying? Like, but definitely the one that started it all, Talladega Nights. Haladega Nights versus Bridesmaids. Talladay Nights. Okay, Talladega Knights versus Dumb and Dumber. Fuck you. Fuck you. Buddy, we're not even to the hardest one yet. Fuck you, bro. I quote both of these movies. Regularly, too. So fucking much. So fucking much. Oh my friend, man. Fucking pets. Heads are falling off.
SPEAKER_00Oh shit. Damn. He was sick. He says, old lady got me. I didn't even see it coming. Oh god. Oh shit.
SPEAKER_01Little gay black boy? Well, I didn't punch him because he was gay or black. Fuck. I don't even know what the fuck. That ain't even from either one movie, okay? That's from 21 Jump Street. Yeah, but you said you said dumb and dumber versus Talladegan Ice. I know. That's my favorite. That's my favorite uh comedy line. Dude, this hurts. This hurts.
SPEAKER_00I'm going Talladega Nights. I'm going Talladang. Just because it's so I'm gonna tell you, and I know it's biased. It's so Carolina. It's so Carolinas, bro. It's shot in the Carolinas. It's shot in the Carolinas. Yeah, Mountain Dew, Chip. I'm gonna go inside your head. He said, I'm gonna go inside your head. Uh uh, bro. That's my shit. I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew. I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey, like a spider monkey. I'll tell you, bro. Golly, bruh.
SPEAKER_01Well, you know.
SPEAKER_00Chip, I'm gonna scissor kick you in the head. That's it.
SPEAKER_01That's what I was trying to do. We'll go ahead. I'm gonna add an extra round because I was gonna say this, but I'm 21 Jump Street versus Taladega Knights. Talladega Knights. Taladega Knights. Talladega Knights versus Superman. Talladega Knights. The Taladega Knights versus Rush Hour. Talladega Knights. I'm sorry, I love Rush Hour.
SPEAKER_00I love Rush. As a comedy. As a comedy, strictly comedy, Talladegan Knights. Okay, because I see I love Rush Hour. Rush Hour is my top, it's my number two buddy cop movie of all time. But as a comedy, yes.
SPEAKER_01If I want to sit and laugh, stupid laugh, yes, it it's it's definitely fucking Talladegan Knights. Damn. Okay, can I get a rating? I feel like that was my best list.
SPEAKER_00Oh, that list that list is pretty good. That list is pretty damn good.
SPEAKER_01I give you hey, you did your thing on that one. Alright, alright.
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SPEAKER_01Alright, some bitch. You want you wanna do this shit? I got you. Brother, you you wanna know it's it's dangerous when you went some bitch and my little table went down. Alright. You motherfucker. Alright, I got something for you though. I got something for you. One second, I'm getting this shit together now. Alright. Alita? Battle angel? Versus Furiosa. Oh man. Yeah, we played so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then you said Furiosa. Yeah. As characters. We talk talking talking about the characters. Oh, just the MCs. Yeah, just the MCs. Yeah, yeah, just the MCs, yeah. I'll go Elite a Battle Angel, but like that's you know how I feel about me, some some Audie Taylor Joey, boy. Mm-hmm. No, but this is I'm talking about Charlie's Therone. Oh, Charlie's Therone. Yeah. Okay, I was thinking. From Fury Road.
SPEAKER_00From Fury Road. I I haven't watched that one yet, Fury Oce yet. I need to watch it.
SPEAKER_01Okay, okay. Yeah, I gotta go with my I gotta go with my girl then. Alita Battle Angel versus Mrs. Incredible. Oh, Mrs. Incredible. Mrs. Incredible versus Shuri from Black Panther. Ooh. Ooh. You're an asshole. I hope you'd step on a Lego today. This is incredible. Mrs. Incredible versus Ray. From Star Wars. Yeah. Oh yeah, this is incredible. Alright. Mrs. Incredible versus Luffy beats Ray. Just Damn. Yeah, Mrs.
SPEAKER_00Incredible versus Emily Blunt's character in Edge of Tomorrow.
SPEAKER_01I know it's like a time loop movie, and a lot of people like it. I know Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt are in it. I know Bill Paxton's. I've heard it's really good. I just haven't watched it. So by default, gotta go with my main pick. Mrs. Incredible, man. Mrs. Incredible versus Beatrix Kiddo, aka the bride. Yeah, Beatrix. Beatrix. Alright. Beatrix Kiddo versus Princess Leia. I gotta go Princess Leia. That's my girl right there. Alright. Princess Beatrix ass. Bullshit. Bullshit. Princess Leia versus Ripley. Ooh. I gotta go. I gotta go my girl Leia. I gotta go. Princess Leia versus Hit Girl from Kick Ass. Oh, she is badass. He'd also kick Beatrix ass. Bullshit. I'm gonna go Princess Leia. Princess Leia versus Sarah Connor. This is the day of the week thing. Sarah Connor's badass as hell. Always. I mean, damn. Yeah, I gotta go Sarah Connor. Is Sarah Connor the most badass woman in film? Uh probably.
SPEAKER_00Undoubtedly. Hey, I ain't gonna lie to you. Hey, hey, I can't argue she's not. Any day of the week is any day of the week is her the bride for me. Ain't gonna lie to you. That's a toss-up.
SPEAKER_01But yeah, that I think that was pretty dope, though. I know that was that was good. I was like, where's she going with this? All over the place, I know, right? All right, alrighty. All right, all right. Go ahead. Now, I have the director face off. Okay. Starting with Ridley Scott versus Ari Aster. He didn't admit some R and uh yeah, yeah, yeah. I know who he is. I just can't believe you put his ass up here. Wow. But yeah. But yeah, Ridley Scott. Okay, Ridley Scott. Or oh man. Let's go Dennis Venzuela or Valunas. Ridley Scott. Ridley Scott or Christopher Nolan? Christopher Nolan. Christopher Nolan or Jordan Peel. You know what's crazy? I probably Jordan Peel has less movies, but I probably like more Jordan Jordan Peele movies than Christopher Nolan movies. I mean, to be fair, Jordan Peel's got three, and he has three for three. Yeah, I mean, but I probably like three movies. I ain't even gonna lie. If we're counting, if we're not counting the Dark Knight, outside of Interstellar, there's not much I like from Christopher Noble. But the Dark Knight trilogy, I'd argue you probably like more than all of Jordan Peele stuff. Probably, yeah. But Dark Knight aside is what I'm saying. Like, I mean, he has what, Interstellar that I like? Interstellar, uh, he's got memento. I don't know if you you rock that. I haven't seen it. I know you aren't huge on tenant.
SPEAKER_00No, I wasn't huge on tenant. I think he swings. Visually, I think Christopher Nolan, visually in concept, I think he is great at.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. But he falls short on execution a lot for me. But you haven't seen, you haven't seen Oppenheimer, right? Nah, no, it just doesn't seem like my my cup of tea. But I'm gonna go, I'll I'm gonna go with uh Jordan Peel. Alright, alright. So Jordan Peel or Stanley Kubrick. Jordan Peel. Jordan Peel or Steven Spielberg. You're gonna hate me, Jordan Peel. Really? Yeah. Wow. I don't hate you. I just think everybody else is gonna hate you.
SPEAKER_00That's fun, but I mean, like, Steven Spielberg is great. One of the best, but I mean, like, outside of like certain films, I'm just like, you know, I'm thinking about it. Like, yeah, I like him, but I mean, I'm not like a Spielberg fanatic. He did he did give me okay, correction.
SPEAKER_01He did give me Animaniacs, I will say that. And saving Ryan. Yeah. Say that again, say that again. And what? Saving Private Ryan.
SPEAKER_00Alright.
SPEAKER_01Um, all right.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, he did give me Saving Private Ryan.
SPEAKER_01And E.T. and Jaws, but yeah, all right, moving on. Jordan Peel or James Cameron. I'm gonna go JC. JC or Martin Scorsese. Scorsese. Come on, man. And Scorsese or Tarantino? Tarantino. I know that wasn't close, guys, because I knew he was gonna save Tarantino. I was just trying to set him up and see if I could trick him into changing it. Nah, Tarantino.
SPEAKER_00Tarantino's my guy, man. I mean, some people, I feel like some people feel like he's a very controversial director, which he is.
SPEAKER_01That's what I love about him. But yeah, you wouldn't expect you wouldn't you wouldn't expect Jordan Peel to knock knock a couple of them guys out, would you? Yeah, I was like, what is this? What?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, man. I mean, I enjoy Jordan Peel's distography a little more than a couple of these other guys.
SPEAKER_01I mean, fair. Fair. Whatever you feel, man, whatever you feel. Alright. You ready for this? I'm always ready. Alright. Play three. Or X-Men Wolverine Origins. Oh wow. These are both shit, right? It's like poor blue finger and like some needles in your fingers. What? Yeah. Oh man. I guess like blade three just sucks. Like Blade Three is like not even like fun bad. So I gotta go X-Men Origins. I can kind of laugh at that movie. Okay. X-Men Origins, Wolverine, versus Batman and Robin. Oh. I'll go Batman and Robin. I like Arnold Schwarzenegger's Ice Puns. Batman and Robin versus Daredevil. Ben Affleck's Daredevil. I gotta go Batman and Robin. Because Ben Affleck's Daredevil isn't even really that bad. It's fucking boring. I like that last fight with him and Kingpin. I think the standout for that movie is uh Michael Clark Duncan, though, as Kingpin. I like his takeover. Yeah, yeah. But he he kills it. Oh God rest his soul, man. All right. In uh in my boy Carlin Farrow is Bullseye. Carlin Farrell kills everything, isn't it? Yeah, he's having such a fun time in that role. Okay. So Batman and Robin versus the Eternals. Oh, Batman and Robin. The Eternals is so bad. I don't think so. That's my high take.
SPEAKER_00If I ever had a bad take, that would be if people consider a bad take, it'd be that. I don't think the internals is a bad movie.
SPEAKER_01You know, man, everyone is allowed one bad take per person. We have a few people we talk to.
SPEAKER_00But here's the thing. But do I think it's a good movie? Like, no, I don't think it's like, oh my god, this is great.
SPEAKER_01I don't think it's as bad as people say it is. Batman and Robin versus Superman 3. Oh Batman and Robin. Oh. That's disgusting, bro. Batman and Robin and Spider-Man Amazing Spider-Man 2. Oh. Oh man. See what pisses me off more is the Amazing Spider-Man 2 has enough going for it to be an okay movie. Yeah. And it's got a couple good scenes. But I'm never thoroughly entertained by that shitty movie. So Batman and Robin. Batman and Robin versus Hellboy the remake. Oh, Batman and Robin. Oh, that Hellboy remake's terrible. Batman and Robin versus Spawn. Oh man. Michael John White and his shitty. Soul shitty CG. Oh man. Again, like there's too much like beasting about Spawn. I gotta go Batman and Robin.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01Is Batman and Robin the best worst movie? The best worst superhero movie. Oh yeah. It's fun as hell. It's it's awesome.
SPEAKER_00It's terrible, but I could watch it. I ain't even gonna lie to you.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. If you had it on, I'd be having a fun time. Yeah. I mean, it's quotable. It's that. The one killed the dinosaurs. The ice age. Yeah. Did you like that one though? You like that one? I wasn't expecting shitty. Yeah. I know. Anthony? I want to apologize in advance, okay? Okay. Can you say you accept my apology? I'll think about it after. Okay. Samuel L. Jackson performances. Okay. I like this. Kingsman, the Secret Service. I'll underrated performance, but go ahead. Or Nick Fury. Kingsman. I'm gonna go Kingsman. Kingsman? Or Snakes on a Plane. I like both of these. Because he's so not serious in either one, but he he is so in King I'm gonna say Kingsman, but for the reason being, he is so smart, has a lisp the whole time, but comes off unlike unexpectantly villainy. That's why you know he has that dumb voice and he's stupid. He kills it with the lisp, but go ahead. Alright. Kingsman or Django? Gotta go Django, man. Alright. Django or Shaft. Fuck. I love Shaft. I do. I fucking love that movie. I fucking love that movie. I think Shaft is the movie that made me a Samuel L. Jackson fan.
SPEAKER_00Because it came out around like 99, 2000, I believe.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I think it was like exactly 2000. My movie's almost 30 years old. I was like 11, 12 years old. And I think that's the movie that, like, hey, that's my guy. Yeah. But I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go with Django. I think the performance he gives in Django is just so, so perfect. Alright, Django or the Hateful Eight. Going Django. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Monologues are great in Hateful Eight. For him not to, you're gonna say his monologue, he gets to do what he does, which I think is long, long, long speeches and monologues, and I think he kills it, but like, yeah, I'm going Django.
SPEAKER_01Django is more memorable. Yeah, also just that, like, I won't lie. Like, the Hateful Eight's great, but that movie does fucking drag. Alright. Chef, and I'm gonna go with the government name here. Jules Winfield. Oh, you're supposed to be a Django, sir, not Chef. I'm sorry. But uh, but I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go with Django. I'm gonna go with Django. Wow, the upset of the night. Because only because he's in Django more than he is in Pulp Fiction. Yeah, he's in like 20, 30 minutes of Pulp Fiction. He's the entire movie. Not the entirety, but half the second half of the movie is in. Alright. Django or A Time to Kill. I'm on Django. And Django or Mr. Glass. Gotta get Mr. Glass. Is Mr. Glass Samuel L. Jackson's greatest performance? Yes, it is. Yes. Undoubtedly, yes. You know, that is the one where I did realize I was like, man, he really does do more quiet than he does loud. People don't and I can't stand the fact that people always say he yells the cuss. He has certain movies where he don't say a swear word at all. He he gets a little loud in the end of Unbreakable, but like that's a good thing. But that's when he's yelling across the room, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, like, and even then, like the majority, the only time he gets super intense in that movie is that final scene. Hey John, but uh since you're pulling on mine, who's your second favorite actor? Oh no, who's your second favorite actor, Sean? Keanu Reeves? No, that's your I thought that was your first. No, that's my second. Who's your first? Sly Stallone? Who's your third? My third. You know? Probably Leo. Exactly. Alright. So like hey, let's play the Gauntlet of Leo. Wolf of Wall Street, or one battle after another. Wolf of Wall Street. Okay. Hey, real quick, real quick. I know we had a whole Oscar episode. Yeah, one battle is not his best performance. And that movie does not deserve the best picture.
SPEAKER_00Try to tell you.
SPEAKER_01Try to tell you. I don't think it's bad. But it did not beat Center. Center's was the best movie in that category. But anyway, okay. We'll talk about that later. All right. So Wolf of Wall Street or Catch Me If You Can. Oh man, these are both really good. And this is one of his more underrated, but I have a good Wolf of Wall Street. Wolf of Wall Street or Django? Ooh. He's three hour epics. Let's go. Let's go Wolf of Wall Street. Wolf of Wall Street's a gang of New York. Gangs of New York. That's also a good one. I'ma go Wolf of Wall Street, but like we're man. I guess I forget how strong his phistography is. I'm telling you, bruh. Wolf of Wall Street or Once Upon a Time in uh Hollywood. I'm never once upon a time. Once upon a time, his portrayal and that shit is good. I'm glad I revisited it. That's one movie that I'm glad I did revisit. Alright. You said you might have what? Stepped on some toes, but like that movie is stuck. Yeah. It ain't perfect. Like it's one of Tarantino's weaker, weaker movies, but like, you know, a bad Tarantino movie is still a good movie. Yeah. But like that performance is so underappreciated. Okay. Before you get caught up. Once upon a time in Hollywood or the Revenant. Oh, once upon a time. Fuck the Revenant. A good movie, but never. Once upon a time of Hollywood, Shudder Island. Oh, once upon a time. Once upon a time of Hollywood or Blood Diamond. Respect Blood Diamond. Deserves its love. I'ma go once upon a time. Once upon a time of Hollywood or Inception. Oh, Inception. Inception. Inception? Or the Departed. I'ma go. I'ma go the Departed. The Departed? Or what's Eating Gilbert Great? Brother, maybe this is just like some recency bias because I saw this movie sooner than I saw the departed. But I'm saying what's eating Gilbert Great, he loses himself in that world. Is what's eating Gilbert Great Leo's best movie? Honestly? Probably, right?
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SPEAKER_01Probably, right? I'm telling you, listen, Leo's like my top three. He's in my top three. He might bump Bob one day. Ain't gonna lie to you.
SPEAKER_00But yeah, like Leo's in my top three, bruh. And because like if you don't know, if you don't, if you don't know, no, no, if you don't know, my top three, I'm gonna say my top five would probably be Sam, Bob.
SPEAKER_01If you don't know who Bob is, Robert De Niro, Leo, Denzel, and then number five is up for debate. I ain't even gonna lie to these. Who do you think? I don't know who my number five would probably be. Probably like that's hard. Oh no, that's so hard. That's so fucking hard. Number five is hard.
SPEAKER_00I don't I'm telling you, no action stars in my top. When I'm talking acting, I'm talking acting. It would probably be Will Smith, Jamie Foxx, some yeah, some around it. Yeah, that type of actor. Like that's what I'm talking about. Like the the cats that I have him, maybe Pacino, you know what I'm saying? Possibly. Like, like tell you, if when I say actor, I mean actor. You know what I'm saying? Like I love it, I love action movies and shit, but nah.
SPEAKER_01But he's not an actor. You know what I'm saying? It's different. Yeah, he I think he deserves a little more credit than he gets for his acting prowess, but I get it. All right. Got time for two more. Let's go. All right. Two more is in one more each, or yeah, one more each. One more each. Okay. Alright, alright. Let me let's see. I've got I got a couple here. You know what? I'm gonna go with a genre we don't talk about a lot, alright? Okay. I'm gonna go with some romance movies. Okay. Alright. Well, let's start with Pride and Prejudice or La La Land. You don't hate me. I ain't either one of these motherfuckers. Oh, okay, okay. You know, maybe we don't need to do this. Let's go Atonement or Before Sunrise? I don't know none of these motherfucking movies you name it. Okay, alright, guys. We're gonna go back to my original plan.
SPEAKER_00You guys will watch, dude. I don't watch Rob, I mean Rob romance movies like that.
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SPEAKER_00You're talking to a guy who's never seen the notebook.
SPEAKER_01I have the notebook on there. Okay, alright.
SPEAKER_00Never never see listen, I've never seen the notebook. I've never seen Mama Mia, never seen my big fat Greek wedding, never seen damn, I've never seen American Blonde.
SPEAKER_01Really? Wow. Okay, that's all right.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna go with which my my original plan, which is modern day blockbusters. Let's go. Now you're talking my language. All right. Javatar versus everything, everywhere, all at once. Everything, everywhere, all at once. Okay, everything, everywhere, all at once, or Barbie? Everything all everywhere all at once. Okay, I'm just gonna call this everything because I don't want to say this every time. I'm gonna say it every time. Fine. Everything everywhere all at once, or Spider-Man No Way Home. Spider-Man No Way Home.
SPEAKER_00Give you a break.
SPEAKER_01I know you did. Alright, No Way Home or Top Gun Maverick. I know it's gonna be hot. Top Gun Maverick. Hey, hey, you know what? I'm not even mad at it. Top Gun Maverick. Like, it's better than the original, and the original's trash. Top Gun Maverick? Or it was on here and I forgot you hadn't seen it. Oppenheimer, so okay. Oh, Maverick. Alright, awesome. Top Gun Maverick versus Dune. Top Gun Maverick. Top Gun Maverick versus John Wick Chapter 4. John Wick Chapter 4. Alright, John Wick Chapter 4. I said this, right? The Batman? No, you ain't say that. Okay, John Wick Chapter 4 versus the Batman. John Wick Chapter 4. Okay, John Wick Chapter 4 or his final opponent, Avengers Endgame. Endgame. Alright. Is Endgame the best modern blockbuster? Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, I was like, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, no doubt. No doubt at all. We often say like it's either that or Infinity War, so yeah. No doubt. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Alright. So you're so you ready for this? Your last trial, John? You ready to trial by fire?
SPEAKER_01I'm ready, man. Alright. I'm not even gonna tell you what it is. You're gonna just catch on, okay? You ready? I'm a little scared, but okay. The Rock versus The Matrix. The Rock? Like the actor? No, The Rock, the movie. Versus The Matrix. Sean Connery, Nicholas Cage. You know what I'm saying? The Matrix here. Okay. The Matrix? Oh, Raiders of the Lost Art. Um. I'm gonna go the Matrix. Alright. The Matrix or Demolition Man. Very close? Gotta go the Matrix. The Matrix or Face Off. Gotta go the Matrix. The Matrix or Speed. Gotta go the Matrix. The Matrix or Heat. Oh man. Oh man. Gotta go The Matrix. That hurt him right there, y'all. That did hurt. That's my favorite heist movie. The Matrix or the Born Identity. Oh, well, Born's mid as fuck. The Matrix. Okay, since they're mid, you're gonna love these. The Matrix or Rambo First Blood. Sit here. Thank you. He thinks it's cute.
SPEAKER_00Oh, we ain't even done yet. Wait, wait. You dude, you just skimmed over demolition man, but okay.
SPEAKER_01Matrix are first okay. The matrix or true lies. And now you want to sit here and think you're funny. The matrix. The matrix or diehard with a vengeance. Oh man, dude, I hope you step on an army man on one foot and a Lego on the other. Okay? The Matrix. Fucking asshole. The Matrix or Bad Boys. The Matrix. The Matrix or the Long Kiss Goodnight. Oh the Matrix. The Matrix or Con Air. I gotta say. The Matrix? Well point breaker. The Matrix. The Matrix. I I think. The Matrix, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The Matrix. Go. Go. The Matrix or Die Hard. The Matrix or Terminator 2 Judgment Day. Gotta go to the Matrix. Is The Matrix the greatest action movie ever made, John? It's up there. He can't say it. He can't say it. This guy's a fucking asshole, guys. You know, you ever want to mess up someone's day? Be like, hey man, what's the best action movie ever made? Oh, here you go.
SPEAKER_00Hey. Hey, man. It's all good, man. It's all good, brother. It's all good. Hey, it's all fun, man. That's all it is.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes it's personal, man.
SPEAKER_00It's not personal. I literally read this shit off a list, bro.
SPEAKER_01I know, I know, I know.
SPEAKER_00I'm sure that's all it was. That's all it was. But guys, I hope you had I hope you had fun with us. I hope you enjoyed this or that. I did. I don't know about John, but I did.
SPEAKER_01Oh man, I always loved this game.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. But guys, this has been another edition of One Take Real Talk. And it was all in one take. One shot.
SPEAKER_01Keep it real. Keep it real. Peace. Peace.