Ep16: Worst of the Worst

Anthony and John discussed the worst live action superhero villain costumes!

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

What's going on, guys? I am the Black Sheep Anthony C. And I am the big John V from South Carolina, all the way to Cali.

SPEAKER_00 0:11

This is another edition of One Take, Real Talk on the Good, The Bad, and the Uly Aspects of all things movies, games, and pop culture.

SPEAKER_02 0:26

That's right. So today, guys, we're going to jump right into it because this might be a lengthy boy. I ain't going to lie to you. We're jumping in. We're going to do a bracket. And unlike our cop bracket, me and John are going to have to come together and decide who wore the worst in all of comics, video games, and movies and television, the worst fit in all of fiction. All things pertaining to comic book characters, heroes, villains, whatever. So John has 10, I have 10. We don't know. And here's the thing: we haven't made the bracket. So it's John. I hope you got a pad and pencil because I can't drive in in right.

SPEAKER_00 1:15

Let me grab a pad and pencil right now.

SPEAKER_02 1:18

He would be the one to walk away and start talking. So guys, what we're going to do is John's going to spit out someone and where they wore it and what they wore. And then I'm going to do the same. And we're going to see who wore it worse. And we're going to until we nail it down to that one ugly ass character.

SPEAKER_00 1:41

Alright, alright. Let me I am pulling up the list, or not the list, but my pad and pencil right now.

SPEAKER_02 1:50

So all right. I mean, all you gotta do is just write the two names and go from there. That's all you gotta do. Yeah, all right, all right. Round one. So John, who's you putting in round one?

SPEAKER_00 2:02

I'm gonna go with a fun suit. Like it's bad, and maybe it don't need and it doesn't deserve to be top 20.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:11

But it certainly does not feel very well aged. And I have the spawn suit from the 1990 spawn, Michael White.

SPEAKER_02 2:20

It does not need to be here. I think that's I think that's one of the best. It's not the best looking suit, but I I mean, out of everything in that movie, that suit was probably the best thing in that movie.

SPEAKER_00 2:32

Brother, it does it does feel a change. When I was looking at it and some pictures of it, I was like, oh, who is it?

SPEAKER_02 2:38

Well well, since you're going, I'm gonna bring a big boy that does destruction as well. And I'm going with none other than Batman versus Superman's own Doomsday. Oh man. They're both ugly. You know what's funny? They kind of look the same. Yeah, but I think Doomsday. I'm gonna tell you the biggest problem I have with this movie. When the trailer dropped, everybody was hyped, and Zach Snyder kept dropping fucking trailers. Okay, and then you didn't need to reveal Wonder Woman in the trailer. You didn't even reveal Doomsday, but he revealed both in the same fucking trailer, and then Doomsday looked like Michelangelo forgot his bandana.

SPEAKER_00 3:27

And worse than that, brother.

SPEAKER_02 3:29

He looks like Yeah, he looks he looks bad.

SPEAKER_00 3:31

He looks like a toddler that got dropped down the stairs.

SPEAKER_02 3:35

Yeah, it it it it it's a bad look, it's a bad fit, it's it just doesn't do anything aesthetically pleasing. What I can say as far as for Spawn 1997, right? And at least they got the look somewhat similar. It doesn't look bad. I can say that.

SPEAKER_03 4:02

I will say, I will be able to do that.

SPEAKER_02 4:04

Is the CGI great gonna come out swinging quite this strong? I mean, dude, hey, uh, we're talking ugly. I I could have gone another route, but like I don't know. I had to get this one out of the way. I didn't know if you had this one on your list or not.

SPEAKER_00 4:20

No, no. This was a good pull. I wasn't I wasn't expecting this one. So is Doomsday sweeping swamp spawn here? I don't know, man, because the the prosthetics on Michael Jai White's face.

SPEAKER_02 4:34

I mean the prosthetics doesn't look great, but the fit looks good though. The mask, the only thing bad about the suit is the cape. Yeah, the awful CGI cape. His eyes are a little wonky. But sit there and look at Michael Jai White's spawn and tell me it looks worse.

SPEAKER_00 4:53

And I'm doing these kids, I'm gonna try and censor this because I know they listen to the podcast. Spawn's female parts looking face.

SPEAKER_02 5:04

Okay, but what I'm saying is I mean not Spawn, I'm sorry, Doomsdays. Yeah, but I'm saying this tell me that Spawn looks worse than Doomsday. And Spawn was shot in 1997. I mean, it came out in 1997, shot in 96. And and and fucking 10 years later, though, 20 years later, we get Doomsday. Because Doomsday, it came out 2016. Yeah, it came out in 2016.

SPEAKER_00 5:30

I'm looking at him in front of me right now, and I'm like, damn. It looks rough. How ugly he was, bro. I already looked bad. Even with the spurs, it just it just doesn't do anything, bro. Like the spikes are barely noticeable. It's so dark, by the way. To anybody who hasn't seen that movie, it's so dark, you can barely fucking tell anyway. Nah, man. You know what? I don't really have a fair argument other than like the CG. Yeah, I'll give you that. Doomsday. Doomsday moves on.

SPEAKER_02 6:06

Might be number one today. All right. I'm gonna give you a fair, I'm gonna give you a fair one, okay? You ready? I'm gonna give you the next one.

SPEAKER_00 6:15

I'm telling you, I wasn't ready for like that. I was like, whoa! I mean, you're right, but like, whoa.

SPEAKER_02 6:21

Yeah. Let's do a fair one here, okay? I'm going with I got a whole list. All right, so this is me nitpicking. And you can pull it up if you want to. For some reason, I don't know why, because the first two suits look great. Right? The first two suits look great, but for some reason they changed that fit in the third one, and I hate it. And and it has this big dumb piece in the middle, but and then like when the jacket isn't on, I don't know if you know where I'm going with this. But when the jacket isn't on, he has like this uh what's the what's the word I'm looking for? He has this fucking like chunk, it just looks bulky, it doesn't look sleek, it doesn't look good, it looks damn near, should I say, Comic Con type. And I'm going with none other than Blade from Blade Trinity. No, not where I thought you were going. Okay, okay. It just isn't as sleek as the first one. It it's bulky, and then like when the vest isn't so he must have been out of shape because in the first two movies, when he didn't have his jacket on, you saw his arms, which was a good look. But then, like, with the no jacket in Trinity, it's just it's like this jacket material type thing. Like he had a jacket under it, and it just it looks bulky, it looks, it looks clunky, and it just doesn't look right.

SPEAKER_00 7:54

Okay, I don't think this is egregious. I just don't like it. Yeah, yeah. So compared to the first two. Go ahead. So the one I'm also gonna drop on you is probably not the most egregious thing you can see. And I've got black canary from Birds of Prey.

SPEAKER_02 8:17

Because she's not wearing the costume, yeah. She's just in the regular clothes. I was like, yeah, I'm trying to think about that.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

Yeah, like, and this was one to me where I was like, I was like, man, dude.

SPEAKER_02 8:31

She's like jeans and a halter tie, right?

SPEAKER_00 8:33

Yeah, it's like drink jeans, and she's wearing this bright, like is it me?

SPEAKER_02 8:42

I haven't seen this movie, but like once. But what I do remember the movie isn't Huntress like the she stole the show outside of Harley Quinn. I think Huntress kind of stole the show, right?

SPEAKER_00 8:52

Am I tripping? Kind of sort. So have only seen it like once, but I remember really not liking Black Canary.

SPEAKER_02 8:59

Yeah. And I like Janine uh Smollett. I like what's her name? Journey, Journey Smolet. Journey Smolet. Yeah, I like Journey Smolet. I I give you that one. I think that one is a little bit more.

SPEAKER_00 9:12

At least Blade is like kind of well, like if you looked at it, you'd be like, that's Blade.

SPEAKER_02 9:17

Yeah, yeah, I give it to you. You beat me. You look at Black and Air, you're like, who is it? I'm about to piss you off with this one, though. But go ahead, what's your next one?

SPEAKER_00 9:25

All right, okay. Same thing here. I'm trying to go from like my least egregious to my most egregious. Yeah. And I'll be fair, Anthony. This I might I might have shot myself in the foot because you would be both like like this laughing at this movie. And we both like this actress. But man, when when good old Kylie Barry got bit by the cat and catwoman.

SPEAKER_02 9:52

You say by the cat and catwoman? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:01

Again, this is not the most egregious entrance. But boy, it ain't good.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

I got one. I got another one for you, though.

SPEAKER_02 10:08

You ready?

SPEAKER_00 10:10

Go for it.

SPEAKER_02 10:12

And I think I'm gonna win this one. I gotta look it up, make sure I ain't tripping. I gotta go Red Hood Titans. Ooh, that's a good poll. He's so small. He's not I mean, it's not necessarily because of how the suit looks. The suit looks good if you're cosplaying. Make sense? Yeah, it's a very high-quality cosplay. Yeah, and I don't feel like he's threatening. He makes me just want to pass him out candy.

SPEAKER_00 10:46

I also don't like his voice.

SPEAKER_02 10:48

Uh no offense to the actor. But like, he doesn't come off as red hood. He just comes off as annoying. And and and and and there's no part in the suit doesn't look bad. The helmet's a little off, but like she's just super small. Exactly. Yeah, they they could have done with that.

SPEAKER_00 11:12

Where Catwoman is like got this BDSM thing going on. I mean, when does not Cat Woman have that though? Yes, that's fair. But like the mask is too small, and it and maybe where you would win this is at the end of the movie, she does wear the normal suit. Which is maybe what I'm willing to concede here with.

SPEAKER_02 11:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:40

Because these are I I mean, I don't know, Anthony.

SPEAKER_02 11:42

Am I tripping to say these are both pretty close? I think they're both close. Both were like bad cosplay. You if you see them, you know who they are, but it's just like bad cosplay, man. It's just like this is the this is the war of the bad cosplay. I was about to go another one. I was about to go.

SPEAKER_00 12:00

This is like a perfect matchup, honestly. Yeah, not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_02 12:03

I had one more, but I had one that could have made this even better, but I'll save it and when if I use it, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, this is just like I think if if I aesthetically, I would have to go with Red Hood here.

SPEAKER_00 12:21

I like the way Red Hood looks more. But I'd say because this is the thing. Again, Halle Berry's got the one thing in her favor of she does wear a pretty traditional catwoman.

SPEAKER_02 12:37

I mean, dude, she yeah, but she had the one with the face mask and the all black leather and shit. I mean, I thought that was that's what I was gonna say. Like that, I like that.

SPEAKER_00 12:48

I'm not gonna say I like it, I can tolerate that. So I'll give it to you because Red Hood's just again, he's just so small.

SPEAKER_02 12:57

Dude, he looks like a trick-or-treater.

SPEAKER_00 13:00

He really it really does look like he went to the spirit halloween. Hold on, just looks like like it, it's bad. Like, it looks like he went to Spirit Halloween and bought a red hood costume.

SPEAKER_02 13:19

I'll tell you, I just want to give the man some candy. You know what I'm saying? Like, here you go, little man. He looked like he looks like he can make a miniature Snickers look like a king size.

SPEAKER_00 13:31

Where like the Catwoman's kind of got the M T V going on. She at least has like the sex appeal.

unknown 13:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 13:39

And there is like a good and a okay, I'm not gonna say good, a okay version of her suit. Yeah. So, yeah, I'll give it to you.

SPEAKER_02 13:50

I'll give it to you. Alright, so what so it's on me this time? It's on you, man. Ooh, this is I got one and and I I got a fan favorite one. This is a hot take. This is a hot take, and I didn't like it in the movie. I don't like it in the game, and I know John is about to lose his shit, okay? So you ready to lose your shit? Don't say what I think you're gonna say. Inside out Spider-Man suit from No Way Home. I don't like it.

unknown 14:28

What?

SPEAKER_02 14:28

I don't like it. I'm being real. I don't like the fucking my it's just it just is I mean, like, yeah, it's black and gold, but I just don't like it. It's got the wires, yeah, and it's got all the chips and shit. I think it's cool, but like I just don't like it. I don't know why. I'm not nominating it here. I'm just saying, I just don't like it. I just want to get that out the way, okay?

SPEAKER_00 14:50

Okay, though, this is an honorable mention. This isn't your yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:53

I know it's not on your list, but I don't like it. I don't like it. The more and more I sit with it. But you know what I don't like more. I'm waiting. I don't like the green goblin from Spider Man Amazing Spider-Man 2. You beat me to it.

SPEAKER_00 15:17

That was on my list too.

SPEAKER_02 15:19

Really?

SPEAKER_00 15:19

That was also on my bro, it's so bad.

SPEAKER_02 15:23

Yeah, it doesn't do look like he got eczema. He hasn't eaten, like it looks work. The teeth on him. Okay, you pulled out a heavy hitter. This was pretty high on the list. I mean, we only got like what, four or five more, so like I mean, I don't know. I mean, I I I like dude.

SPEAKER_00 15:42

Man, dude. All right, well, if we're going this route, I'm I'm pulling out, I'm pulling out the big guns, okay? You said we got four or five more.

SPEAKER_02 15:53

Oh no, I mean count count the matches. What that was the third matchup? Yeah, this is this is number four. We're all right. Okay, okay, yeah, we got number four. All right. Yeah, so we got four more.

SPEAKER_00 16:06

All right, man. I gotta I gotta go hard, man. I'm gonna go skin for skin, okay? Okay. You might need to look this up. Red Skull from the 1999 Captain America movie. He looks legitimately like a Walmart brand version.

SPEAKER_02 16:28

Oh my god. This shit looks horrible.

SPEAKER_00 16:31

Kruger, bro.

SPEAKER_02 16:32

You won it. You you won this, you won this, you won this. Oh, you're you're not even gonna try that. Yeah, I think I'm gonna argue you want that. That's dude.

SPEAKER_00 16:40

Does he not look like a California raisin and Freddie Krueger had a baby? Horrible, boy. That's shit. It's horrible. Guys, I try not to use things that I've never seen, right? I've never seen this movie all the way through. I've seen like clips of it, but I have specifically for this list curated this costume. Oh man, I'm so glad. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 17:10

I don't think I have any I don't think I have anything on my list that's worse. It's awful, bro.

SPEAKER_00 17:18

I mean, I'm not gonna lie, you ain't you ain't too far off with that green goblin, but this is bad. Like anyone who has not seen it, it is bad, bro. Yeah, do you want to explain to our our listeners what it looks like?

SPEAKER_02 17:33

It looks dude, I don't know, man. It looks like a watermelon that that had all the green shit removed. Oh man. With eyes. And like and it's a Nazi. Yeah, yeah, this shit looks horrible. And it's smiling at me.

SPEAKER_00 17:54

It's very uncomfortable, bro.

SPEAKER_02 17:57

Yeah. That is not red skull. Good lord.

SPEAKER_00 18:02

Yeah, I saved that for this reason.

SPEAKER_02 18:04

You know, it it looks like my kids ain't listening to this. It looks like a penis with a lot of scar tissue.

SPEAKER_03 18:10

Yeah, there we go. There we go.

SPEAKER_02 18:13

Yeah, it's ugly, bro. Bro look, bro, is like Bro looks like an an an aborted fetus. Yeah. I just dude. This dude looked like a blood clot with eyes. Yeah, yeah, it's ugly. Yeah, this is this is terrible. This is terrible. I'm not cutting that out because that's what it looks like. This shit looks horrible. It's and did I cook or did I cook, bro? He might win the whole thing. I ain't gonna lie to you.

SPEAKER_00 18:51

Alright. Well, Anthony, you wanna you wanna go as I will let you start this next round because I pulled that. I don't have nothing to give you.

SPEAKER_02 18:59

God damn. I don't have nothing that can top that one, but I'm going with the complete Ninja Turtles from Ninja Turtles 3. Alright, you know what? You're gonna be. And Erexid Ninja Turtles.

SPEAKER_00 19:12

I was really hoping that this matchup would happen because I have a very similar I have the Power Rangers from the 2016 Power Rangers.

SPEAKER_02 19:23

I don't I like those suits as a Power Ranger fan.

SPEAKER_00 19:28

Dude, I don't like they're too serious. Like the a lot of the cordiness of the Super Sentai isn't there.

SPEAKER_02 19:37

It's not supposed to be. I like I like those suits. I thought those suits were sleek. A little bit on the damn, a little bit on the uh transformer side, but I I don't like the Zords. You could have given me the Zords, but like the suits, I like the suits. Man, dude, like I don't like the texture on the suits.

SPEAKER_00 19:56

I don't like how like they they look like, and I mean, I maybe I'm tripping here, they're like fleshy rocks.

SPEAKER_02 20:05

Oh man, I think they're look, I think they're look polished. I ain't even gonna lie, I I like the suits. One compliment I can give that movie, I like the suits. Maybe I'm by myself.

SPEAKER_00 20:14

Not a whole lot I can give that movie, but you know.

SPEAKER_02 20:16

I mean, the movie's not that bad. I mean, it it it isn't that good, but it's not that bad. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_00 20:21

It's definitely worth I think do some people do ham it up a little.

SPEAKER_02 20:24

I will again do that. Hey, to be real with you, can I be real with you? Go for it. And I know you're gonna be like, what the fuck? I like it better than I like Spider-Man 3 and Amazing Spider-Man. Wow. Dead serious. I like it. I like that movie better than I like both of those.

SPEAKER_00 20:47

So, I mean, let me pull up a picture of the TMNT 3 because they uh they those suits also don't look great either. Oh, I forgot their mouths don't shut.

SPEAKER_02 21:01

Yeah, and they're fucking fucking human teeth. Yeah, they're anorexic and shit. Yeah, they look they look dumbfounded. Oh, no, the turtles on Ozippi. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, this shit's creeped me out. You're still watching it.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

Yeah, this is bad. I forgot about this. Yeah, all right. You know, I'm not gonna argue because I pulled the red hood on you, or I mean Red Skull.

SPEAKER_02 21:27

Yeah, I mean, and it doesn't make you feel any better. The movie has a 19% with a critic and a 33% fan. This is I mean, this is one of your guilty pleasures out there. It's one of I haven't watched this movie in years. It ain't none of my guilty pleasure. I watched the first two and call it quits. I liked it as a kid, you know. I'll give you that, but yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:47

Fair, fair. All right.

SPEAKER_02 21:48

Well, I'll get I'll give you the TMNT and the TMNT three in the curves. Yeah, I don't think nobody's beating the blood clot, but yeah, we're gonna try.

SPEAKER_00 22:01

Two, four. Alright. Next round. You start us. Oh, wait, no, no. You start that last round. Yeah, you got it. You got it. Okay, okay. You know what? We've got that was round five. So that means we've got three more. I think it's time I start pulling out the heavy hitters. I have the Green Lantern suit from 2011.

SPEAKER_02 22:30

I got you one better. I got dead pull from Wolverine Origins.

SPEAKER_00 22:37

Anthony, you gotta be reading my mind, bro. Dude, I'm telling you, that's exactly what I was going to do. Really? Yeah, I had it. I had it set for this. Like, I was like, no.

SPEAKER_02 22:49

Yeah, I'm sorry, dude. It's literally on my list. It's like number three or four.

SPEAKER_00 22:54

Oh, so bad.

SPEAKER_02 22:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:57

I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_02 22:58

This is one one one is looking better than the other. That's all I'm gonna say.

SPEAKER_00 23:03

This might be the worst, the closest round on the bracket. I'm not gonna lie. I don't think it's that.

SPEAKER_02 23:08

I honestly don't think it's that close. I'm gonna tell you why. At least Green Lantern was in the right vicinity.

SPEAKER_00 23:18

Dude, they took away his mouth, bro. Yeah, the Merc with the mouth had none. I'm like, the whole thing is he's supposed to be onerous, and he's not talking. He's literally the Merc with the mouth. He looks like Baraka, bro. He's like Walmart brand Baraka.

SPEAKER_02 23:44

No, no. T-Bu bland. Don't you do Walmart like that? No, no, no, no. We gotta take it back. Wish. Wish.

SPEAKER_00 23:53

Wish. Oh, with the weird arm blades that he's got going on.

SPEAKER_02 24:00

But like I'm sitting here and pretend. Hold on. I'm gonna tell you like this. At least you can look at Ryan Reynolds and Green Lannon and know what he is. It's crazy that we did pull the two Ryan Reynolds. Real talk, though. I didn't know who Deadpool was supposed to be like until like five years later. I didn't know it was Deadpool until someone said. Exactly. That's what I'm telling you. So, like, yeah, it ain't even close, bro. Say what you will about the CG suit. Say what you will about the CG suit. Say what you will about how bad the movie is. Because both of these are probably contenders for worse fucking superhero movies.

SPEAKER_00 24:48

Can we at least make fun of it? The Green Lantern suit, real quick.

SPEAKER_02 24:52

I mean, you mean the lava suit?

SPEAKER_00 24:55

Yeah, dude. CGI. I he's got like and and you know, let me at least also give them because you're right, I do think this is good pool now that I'm I'm looking at it again. With with, like you said, if you looked at it, you'd be like, yeah, that's that's a bad version of Green Lantern, but that's Green Lantern. You know. And his but like the CGI eyes are awful. The constructs are still kind of cool, though.

SPEAKER_02 25:30

Dude, they gave Deadpool lasers laser beams. They gave him like a gave him they gave her they gave him a teleportation. They gave they gave this man nightcrawler powers.

SPEAKER_00 25:46

Oh yeah, look, don't get me wrong. This this Ryan Reynolds CGI shoe suit looks like straight fucking baby puke. But yeah, it's Deadpool. You're right. I oh man.

SPEAKER_02 26:01

Yeah, that shit's horrible that shit's terrible.

SPEAKER_00 26:04

Alright. I am moving Deadpool on to the next round. It is your turn to start.

SPEAKER_02 26:14

We have I got Batman from Just League Unlimited.

SPEAKER_03 26:20

Yeah. Wait, actually.

SPEAKER_02 26:26

You know how I feel about this shoot.

SPEAKER_00 26:29

It can't get Anthony. This can't be what you chose. I did I stutter. Anthony, tell them why you don't like it.

SPEAKER_02 26:40

You tell them. He doesn't like the ears. No, the ears are terrible. Fucking antennas on top of his head.

SPEAKER_00 26:49

Okay, well, I have Cheetah from Wonder Woman 1984.

SPEAKER_02 26:52

Okay, okay, so I'm gonna remove Batman. Okay, I know you ain't gonna let me have it.

SPEAKER_00 26:57

So I mean you can put it, but like you know I'm just getting a preview on this round, basically.

SPEAKER_02 27:03

Nah, I'm gonna go with uh Doom from Fan Force Dick.

SPEAKER_00 27:10

Wow, this is actually way closer than it has any right to be. So you've seen Wonder Woman 84, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

Yeah, this is pretty much the same.

SPEAKER_00 27:25

That's what it looks like, bro. It's so ugly, it's so dark, there's no lighting. And then, like, when it's there, like when you can see it with the lighting, it looks like cheap cosplay. It's so bad.

SPEAKER_02 27:45

Well, John, at least your dude, at least she doesn't look like a fucking kryptonite version of Robin Williams' fucking bicentennial man, bro. Yeah, I plug Bicentennial Man. Look it up.

SPEAKER_00 28:02

Oh, he he looks like a kryptonite robot.

SPEAKER_02 28:07

Yeah, dude, it looks terrible. This is supposed to be the baddest. Listen, everybody don't know. Everybody don't know. Let me tell y'all. This is supposed to be the baddest dude in the MCU. I mean in Marvel. Okay? I'm gonna give a damn what nobody tells you. It ain't Thanos, it ain't Dale Galactus. It might be on a good day, Magneto, but it's for sure. Seven days of week, 365, Victor Von Doom, okay? Am I lying, John? I mean, Doom is up there. Doom is Doom is the baddest. I'm gonna tell you. Doom is the baddest man in Marvel. This motherfucker caused so many problems for everybody. Not just the Fantastic Four for everybody, okay? And you do him like this.

SPEAKER_00 29:02

But like, bro, you know what? You know what though? At least, you know, there is like some cool energy to it, like when he first puts it on. Put what on?

SPEAKER_02 29:15

There's nothing to put on. I'm talking fan four stick with Michael B. Jordan and Miles Teller.

SPEAKER_00 29:21

Yeah, the awful CGI.

SPEAKER_02 29:23

Yeah, we ain't talking, we ain't talking about the Chris Evans Fantastic Four. He kind of looks like fucking R2D2. Not what's my boy? CP3PO. Oh, I was gonna say he looks like the Beyonder. I don't know who the fuck that is, but you know.

SPEAKER_00 29:44

Yeah, dude. No, this is like the these are both pretty equally fucking awful. And Cheetah, again, looks like she's from a worse fucking movie.

SPEAKER_02 29:56

Yeah, she does. I mean, let's be real. I mean, Wonder Woman 1984 is not a good movie.

SPEAKER_00 30:03

I mean, but neither is fanforstick.

SPEAKER_02 30:05

But I'm probably more willing to re-watch. Yeah, Wonder Woman has a 57, right?

SPEAKER_00 30:11

And that's fan four something, like a fan.

SPEAKER_02 30:13

And has a 70 something fan score. Yeah. That's not right, but okay. I mean, some people enjoy it. Fan for stick. Fanforstick. Together, right? Together. We're gonna we're gonna put the total number together, okay? Has a 27. With critic and fan. Has a 27. Combined. Aikiramba.

SPEAKER_00 30:53

We're talking about the suit, man.

SPEAKER_02 30:55

Yeah, but I'm just saying, you asked for the damn crit you asked for the the the score. I gave you both numbers combined. That's insane, bro. The fans were lenient more than the damn. The fans gave the fans gave twice as more than the damn the uh critics. The critics gave it a nine, fans gave it an eighteen.

SPEAKER_03 31:21

Holy shit, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:38

But like we we gotta we gotta we gotta crown a winner here, bro.

SPEAKER_02 31:46

I I mean both look terrible. I ain't gonna lie to you. Both look terrible.

SPEAKER_00 31:50

I'm not gonna lie. Low-key, you wanna put it up to a coin flip? I mean, I I mean, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 31:55

Both look terrible.

SPEAKER_01 31:58

You know what? I can't argue with you there. I can't even argue with you there. Uh good God, bro.

SPEAKER_00 32:05

These are these are pretty equal. So here's what we'll do. We'll do a coin flip. I'll pull up a flip of coin. Heads is what, tails is what? Who went first? Me or you? You went you went first. You pulled Doom, I pulled Cheetah.

SPEAKER_02 32:20

Well, I'm heads, you're tails. Alright.

SPEAKER_00 32:25

Your heads, I'll be tails. Three, two, one, flip. It's tails. Then Cheetah moves on. Yeah, I but look. Anyone who says Doom is worse, we ain't mad at you. I think Doom is worse.

SPEAKER_02 32:45

I think because I think the CGI looks worse. I think the CGI looks worse. Not that Cheetah looks better, but the C I think the CGI on Doom's look worse. And here's my thing. The character design is so far off from the original.

SPEAKER_00 33:04

Yeah, that's that's a big one.

SPEAKER_02 33:07

At least you see Cheetah, you're like, she's a cat. You don't know who the fuck this dude is. You're also like, who is it supposed to be? Exactly. But go ahead, man. I'll let you win it. It ain't no problem. Alright, alright.

SPEAKER_00 33:22

Well, with for clarification, guys, we are on round one, two, three. This is round four. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 33:33

Hold on. This is round what?

SPEAKER_00 33:35

One, two, three. Because this, I mean, not round four. Like, it's gonna be bracket four.

SPEAKER_02 33:44

Okay. I mean, I was about to say we we turned out like four or five of these days, but three, four, five, six, seven.

SPEAKER_03 33:52

Yeah, there's this is round eight that we're on. Okay, all right.

SPEAKER_00 33:57

All right. You know what, man? I was sitting on this one and I wanted to save it. But you you bet you've been you've been pulling out some big guns here. Okay. Not that you didn't. I I I might have pulled out the best with the mighty blood clot. Okay. Cyborg from Smallville. I don't know what that looked like.

SPEAKER_03 34:24

Go ahead and Goodle it, buddy.

SPEAKER_02 34:34

Oh, famous Jad Jackson. That is not cyborg. That's crazy. He's just like a normal dude. He's just a normal dude with a chrome jacket. I mean. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:51

I kinda got one for you.

SPEAKER_03 34:54

Kinda. Okay, go ahead. I gotta go Electra. Daredevil. Okay. Electra.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

Jennifer Gardner.

SPEAKER_00 35:11

Yeah, yeah. The specifically the Electra movie or the one that either, I mean, either one you want to look at.

SPEAKER_02 35:18

But I think the one from Daredevil, it just doesn't look good.

SPEAKER_00 35:23

I I remember the thing I distinctly remember is there's an Evanescent song. Yeah. When when she's there.

unknown 35:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:33

And in my mind, I'm like, I shouldn't separate. So the one.

SPEAKER_02 35:37

So the one from Daredevil, she just wears all black with some size. Yeah. Doesn't really look like Electra. Electra. No. I mean, even in our movie, she doesn't look like Electra. But she's at least red. Yeah. But yeah, specifically from Daredevil. I'm not gonna lie. This is the one I was gonna put against Catwoman. I had I knew you were gonna pull Catwoman away. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:04

She's got the BDSM thing going on.

SPEAKER_02 36:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:09

But no, I mean, like, the lack of color doesn't help because it is just all black. Electra's supposed to have some red. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 36:21

I mean, to be fair, this guy's wearing a vest. I mean, I like this actor. I mean, RIP, he passed away a while back. But yeah, it's just this just but like, dude, this is just like dude, did you I mean that's a guy wearing normal clothes. If you want to, I can make it easier if you want me to. I mean, I could take Electra off the board.

SPEAKER_00 36:46

If you want to, I feel like this would still go to Cyborg if it was if it was Electra, I'm not gonna lie. If you think I'm tripping. I could go Aquaman Smallville.

SPEAKER_02 36:57

They're both pretty equally terrible. Yes. Alan Richardson, yeah. I do know about that one, but no, I'm gonna I'm gonna stick with Electra. I'm gonna have to give you. I think I think I'm gonna have to go with, I don't know, man, because you don't know who they are.

SPEAKER_00 37:13

Yeah, but like you can kind of be like, okay, that's Elektra. Like, there are versions of Electra that wear black. Who the fu this guy's wearing a bad Steel cosplay. This guy's wearing a bad Shaquille O'Neal cosplay.

SPEAKER_02 37:26

First of all, don't you look at my next pick, motherfucker. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 37:32

Alright, guys, so we know his next one is steel.

SPEAKER_02 37:35

But I'll give it to you. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_00 37:37

Yeah, dude. These these are woo. Alrighty. I'm not gonna lie. These next, I'm looking at the matchups right now, guys. These are all, these are ugly.

SPEAKER_02 37:50

No pun intended. Yeah, it's not pretty. But yeah, I'll go move, Anthony. I'm going with Shaquille O'Neal still, man, since you already said it. Yeah, yeah, this is bad. I mean, since you already said it, I might as well. He was like a rejected 10 man. He does. Can we talk? All respect to Shaq. Shaq's a great businessman. He's a great businessman. Oh, yeah. But in no fucking universe. Without you.

SPEAKER_00 38:29

I'm right there with you, bro. Shaq, I love Shaq. No. No, he's not a scientist.

SPEAKER_02 38:35

Yes. Well, who are you gonna go? Who are you gonna pick to be against this monstrosity? You know what?

SPEAKER_00 38:41

We've been on the BDSM train. But I'm and I'm not gonna pull this. Can I give you a small honorable mention because what I was doing my research? So I'm not gonna use this guy because I haven't seen the show. But Legends of the Superheroes, Hawkman.

SPEAKER_02 39:01

Haven't seen it.

SPEAKER_00 39:03

Yeah. When I was looking, I found this shit. This shit was fucking terrible. But I'm gonna say X-Men last stand, juggernaut. Very similar energy. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:20

I'll let you make your argument and then I'll make mine. I mean, at least you know who the juggernaut is. That's all I'm saying. We get a good one-liner up there. There's nothing good about this movie or this.

SPEAKER_00 39:32

I mean, I like to laugh at it. That's about all there is to it.

SPEAKER_02 39:35

Yeah, there's nothing, there's nothing good about none of this.

SPEAKER_00 39:40

Like, in in you know what? I I I probably will have to give you this. Like, Steel doesn't even like, he doesn't have the cape. If I remember correctly, he doesn't have the hammer. He has a hammer, he has a hammer.

SPEAKER_02 39:54

He has a sledgehammer. Yeah, he has a sledgehammer. He has a sledgehammer.

SPEAKER_00 39:57

He does have the sledgehammer. Okay. But he's like, he's not got the mask, he's not got the cape. And if you didn't know that Steel was from comic books, you'd be like, who the fuck is that? Like with Juggernaut, it's awful. Like, don't get me wrong, like Juggernauts is awful. But Juggernauts is more a red hood thing, where he's just too small. But he does have the I'm the Juggernaut, bitch.

SPEAKER_02 40:33

Yeah, he has that line.

SPEAKER_00 40:36

I mean so do you wanna do you wanna place an argument for Juggernaut? Or like I think we're in agreement.

SPEAKER_01 40:42

No, we're we're agreeance. I'm I'm I'm going to steal here.

SPEAKER_00 40:46

Yeah, it's it's funny as hell, bro. Alright, are we on to the next set of no, we gotta do one more.

SPEAKER_02 40:54

One more. One more. And I don't think you're beating mine, but go ahead. Oh no, it's you.

SPEAKER_00 41:01

Oh, wait, no, no, you're right, you're right. It is me. It is me. Yeah, it's you. Alright, I gotta think hard. And I think I know where you're going. You know what? You know what? If I lose, I lose. But I'm still gonna stand on this hill.

SPEAKER_01 41:21

Oh, God, go ahead and say it. I know what you're gonna say.

SPEAKER_00 41:25

Suicide Squad Joker.

SPEAKER_02 41:27

I knew it. I gotta go with Apocalypse from X-Men Apocalypse.

SPEAKER_00 41:38

Oh man, Apocalypse.

SPEAKER_02 41:43

You thought you had me, didn't you?

SPEAKER_00 41:46

I mean, he he looks like, you know, he looks like a set of blue balls.

SPEAKER_01 41:50

Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 41:52

But hot take, I don't hate it as much as everybody else does.

SPEAKER_02 41:58

I don't hate Jarrett Leto. So, I mean, we we in a stalemate.

SPEAKER_00 42:02

No. We've done all right. Let me let me look at a picture of Apocalypse real quick.

SPEAKER_02 42:07

Dude, if you look at Jarrett Leto's Joker, you know it looks like a bad cosplay sometimes, and it's a unique take on the character, but I knew where you were going. I knew exactly where you were going.

SPEAKER_00 42:20

I I thought about doing the bat nipples just for the iconography.

SPEAKER_01 42:25

Yeah, I thought about it too.

SPEAKER_00 42:29

I'm not gonna lie, bro. I don't like this isn't atrocious. Like, I'm looking at him and I'm like, it's not great. But like Jared Leto is too far left. Like, I don't think there's much redeeming about it, which is weird.

SPEAKER_02 42:53

This shit has this shit has a damn this shit has a following. Like people dress up as Jared Leto for fucking Halloween.

SPEAKER_00 43:04

People like Jared Leto. Exactly. But I don't really hear people talk about apocalypse. Now part of that might just be because the movie's, you know.

SPEAKER_02 43:15

The movie is not great. Yeah, it's not great, though. Movie is not 20 years old. If you hear about the movie came out like 2016, 2015. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. Shit looks horrible.

SPEAKER_00 43:33

But like, bro, Jerry's like Suicide Squad also came out the same year, and I still hear people complain about Suicide Squad.

SPEAKER_02 43:39

But the movie, but I'm talking, but like Oscar Isaac is apocalypse, it's not it, bro.

SPEAKER_00 43:46

I like the casting, I like the idea because Oscar Isaac can be a good idea.

SPEAKER_02 43:52

You can look up Jared Leto as Joker. You know, you can say, hey, that's Joker. You look up you you think Oscar. Oscar Isaac is playing Ivan Ooze.

SPEAKER_03 44:05

You know what? You know what? I'll give it to you.

SPEAKER_00 44:11

I'll give it to you. Because I hate Jared Leto's Joker. I do. But I'm real enough to say to myself, like, there's good parts of his performance. I like Apocalypse is straight up forgettable. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 44:27

It's very forgettable. For you to listen, for this to be the X-Men's big bad, Thanos level. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, dude, I had so much. You know I'm an X-Men boy. You know I love the X-Men. Yeah, we're talking my favorite team of all time. You know what I'm saying? My favorite team of all time. And I got a movie. We're getting Apocalypse. Oh my God. I'm so excited. I seen this shit. The best thing about this movie is Quicksilver's Run of the X-Mansion. To Sweet Dreams. Yeah. But yeah, no, Apocalypse isn't it. It's not it.

SPEAKER_00 45:15

You know, guys, when we get to the X-Men movies like Anthony's very passionate about these, he'll probably end up doing some TikTok videos about how he feels about the X-Men.

SPEAKER_02 45:24

Yeah, I love the X-Men. X-Men is the greatest team of all time. I'm sorry. Line up the Justice League, line up the damn Avengers, line up the Fan Four Sticks. They don't compare. But anyway, John, what's what's so Apocalypse is moving on? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:43

I'll give you Apocalypse. I'll give you Apocalypse.

SPEAKER_02 45:45

All right, so what's next?

SPEAKER_00 45:47

So we are back. Round two. Our opening round is Doomsday versus Black Canary.

SPEAKER_02 45:57

It's Doomsday, bro. It's Doomsday, bro. I'm sorry. It's Doomsday.

SPEAKER_00 46:03

I don't know, bro. Because again, you can at least kind of figure out. Like if you've had enough time to just look at them, you can figure out that's Doomsday. It's just a chicken clothes.

SPEAKER_02 46:14

John. Which one is more atrocious?

SPEAKER_00 46:22

I can't even lie to myself.

SPEAKER_01 46:24

Come on, brother. Come on, brother.

SPEAKER_00 46:28

But I think we could almost just skip this round Red Hood versus the blood clot.

SPEAKER_02 46:35

Yeah, it's the blood clot. Guys, when you get a chance, Google this red skull. I promise you.

SPEAKER_00 46:47

I dude, and did I not cook? Is that not a wild pull?

SPEAKER_02 46:51

He pulled it. I'd never even heard of this. That's what I said. He pulled that. Yeah. Okay, next one.

SPEAKER_00 46:59

This is a fun one, but I think we know the answer. TMNT3 versus Deadpool X-Men Origins. It's it's Deadpool. It is. For someone who would argue the TMNT suits are better. If you're speaking on a technical level, they're worse. But they're not. Like, I don't look at those suits and I'm like, oh, that's not the Ninja Turtles. Yeah. Like that's a poor representation of the Ninja Turtles. I look at the whatchamacallit.

SPEAKER_02 47:44

Deadpool.

SPEAKER_00 47:45

Yeah, I look at X-Men Origins.

SPEAKER_02 47:47

But I didn't know that was supposed to be Deadpool. Like Dead Seeds.

SPEAKER_00 47:51

That's what I'm saying. Like, like legitimately.

SPEAKER_02 47:54

As a kid, we'll watch that.

SPEAKER_00 47:55

I did not know that was supposed to be Deadpool. Like I said, I was just trying to give anyone who may have said they prefer or think the TMNT is worse. Trying to play a little bit of devil's advocate here.

SPEAKER_02 48:11

Ain't no competition, brother.

SPEAKER_00 48:14

This next round is pretty close, though. We have Cheetah versus Cyborg from Smallville.

SPEAKER_02 48:25

Cheetah. It might be Cyborg, bro, because you don't know a cyborg.

SPEAKER_00 48:32

Yeah, I don't know who it is, bro. Like it's literally a dude in a cop. But bro, cheetah's so ugly.

SPEAKER_02 48:40

It is, but you know it's a cheetah. You can eventually get it.

SPEAKER_00 48:49

I can at least look at it's crazy because it's a bro five picks. Like I can at least look at Cheetah and be like, damn. I guess that's cheetah. Like, kinda, sorta. Like, bro, I fucking look at you don't know who he is. It's like, who the fuck is this guy? Yeah. If you didn't know, I told you that was him.

SPEAKER_02 49:17

No, I wouldn't know who it was. I'm telling you. That's what I'm saying. No, that's that it's definitely it's cyborg wizards.

SPEAKER_00 49:23

Yeah, all right.

SPEAKER_02 49:25

I can live with that.

SPEAKER_00 49:27

I I can live with that. And next up, we have a pretty close one as well. Steel versus apocalypse.

SPEAKER_02 49:42

Both of these are my picks. What you gotta say about it, John?

SPEAKER_03 49:49

Oh man. This is rough.

SPEAKER_02 49:57

I'm gonna tell you like this. If the way we're gonna decide this one, right? Is look up Steel Comic.

SPEAKER_00 50:13

And look up Apocalypse Comic and see who looks closer.

SPEAKER_02 50:16

Yeah, we gotta go with who looks closer. Oh man, alright. Damn, the case is not looking good for Shaq right now. Let's see what Steel looks like. Let's see the 90s. Let's see 90s. Let's see the 90s. Hold up. We can't grade it by the day's age, the 90s, or the 80s.

SPEAKER_00 50:41

It's 1997. So we gotta look at 1997.

SPEAKER_02 50:44

Dude, yeah. Because Steel is supposed to be like the black Superman, like Dead Series. Oh man, yeah. Damn, Shaq. I'll try to I'll try to pull some shit for you. It's bad, bro.

SPEAKER_00 51:00

Like, I'm even yeah, because even if you look at him then, like he still got the S.

SPEAKER_02 51:08

Yeah. But I mean, even Apocalypse, Apocalypse, Apocalypse doesn't look good. It doesn't look good for him either. This is close.

SPEAKER_03 51:21

Dude, it should not be this fucking close, dude.

SPEAKER_02 51:30

This shit should not be this fucking close. Okay, so I just looked at him.

SPEAKER_00 51:38

But like, yeah, like Apocalypse doesn't look like Apocalypse, bro.

SPEAKER_02 51:43

No, that's what I'm saying. That's my gripe. With both of these characters. I'm gonna tell you like this. Look up Ivan Ooze and tell me this isn't a real dust kind of look up the 90s X-Men cartoon. I will admit. I'ma I'm gonna cheat here. I'm a cheat here. Who was worse?

SPEAKER_03 52:08

I think it's steal, bro. But these are both bad, dude.

SPEAKER_00 52:45

Oh, I are you are you googling it?

SPEAKER_02 52:48

Yeah, I'm gonna chat GPT it. Uh yeah. My answer is if we're judging strictly on the suits, steel shack is worse. The X-Men Apocalypse design at least looks like they tried to modernize the character. Yeah, I guess we're giving it to them still. We're gonna ride with that. I'm gonna I can't decide. I think I would personally go with because Steel's does look cheaper, but like it's the 90s, bro.

SPEAKER_00 53:26

But like Apocalypse. Again, if you look at like the 90s X-Men, he kinda looks no.

SPEAKER_02 53:35

No, you don't. Don't you ever in your motherfucking life disrespect my goddamn favorite cartoon like that, okay?

SPEAKER_00 53:42

He said, don't disrespect my favorite cartoon.

SPEAKER_02 53:46

Don't do that. Don't fucking do that. No, he don't. He don't look kinda nothing. But we're moving on. Still advanced.

SPEAKER_00 53:56

I'm gonna give you the option. Because I miscounted, okay? So we could either do one random round or we could have a three-way final battle.

SPEAKER_02 54:07

We have a three-way final battle. That's fine.

SPEAKER_00 54:11

Okay. So first round, doomsday versus the blood clot.

SPEAKER_02 54:22

That's close. I ain't even gonna lie to you. It I mean, because the red skull is bad, bro. Yeah, they're both bad. The red skull looks terrible. He looks like a damn California.

SPEAKER_00 54:33

In fact, Doomsday is just so bad, bro. Doomsday is fucking awful. That was a good poll.

SPEAKER_02 54:39

Yeah, it's just so bad. I'm gonna tell you like this. The Red Skull is worse, but the fact that both of us had to sit and watch Doomsday get edges in.

SPEAKER_00 54:54

I I would give it to the Red Skull, bro. That Red Skull's fucking hell.

SPEAKER_02 54:59

It is, it is, it is. But hear me out. That's the 1980s, 1990s, and and nobody knew the material like that. Red, we had this doomsday. After plenty of doomsdays that were great, we had to deal with this shit in theaters, John. That cost them millions of dollars. Exactly. They had the listen, I'll excuse that I'm willing. That's why I was willing to excuse Shag. I'm willing to excuse the 90s because of the limited of technology and the not understanding the source material. There's been plenty of source material for Doomsday, i.e., the death of Superman, Superman Doomsday. I'm just saying. But bro, it's bad. I'm not saying that it looks better than Doomsday. I'm not saying that. But it's also in the 80s and 90s, John. It's bad. That's Freddie Krueger's Jack Daddy Cousin. Yes, it's bad. I'm not saying it's not bad. If you ask me aesthetically wise, it looks worse. Yes. But look at the time and look, we're talking 2026 compared to when that movie came out. 1990.

SPEAKER_03 56:39

Okay, then 36 years, damn near. Did I do that number right?

SPEAKER_02 56:50

No, 26 years. Yeah, yeah. Like, dude, it's it's compared to Zack Snyder having the means in Warner Brothers' blank check. For them to just make the movie. Yes, he had a blank check to make look.

SPEAKER_00 57:10

Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna look up what the budget for Captain America 1999 was. I'm pretty sure it was low. Pretty sure it was low. And we're gonna adjust it for inflation. And then we'll look up what Zack Snyder's. Dude, don't do that to yourself. Don't do it. I'm doing it, bro. I gotta know. All right, Captain America. 1990.

SPEAKER_03 57:45

Budget.

SPEAKER_00 57:50

Okay. Just so you know, I'm probably gonna lose this because I just looked at what the budget was. What was the budget? Film had an estimated production budget of roughly three million.

SPEAKER_02 58:06

What's three million today, John, from 1990?

unknown 58:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 58:10

All right. Let me all you gotta do is look up. No, all you gotta do is ask what was three million in 99, 1990 in 2016, because that's when damn justly came out. What would be three, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 58:24

The equivalent. You know what I'm saying? That's all you gotta do. Adjust it, yeah. That's what I'm doing right now. For twenty sixteen inflation. All righty.

SPEAKER_00 58:51

Okay. So three million in twenty sixteen is purchasing power is about four point one million. And Zack Snyder.

SPEAKER_02 59:03

Did you look it up? I gotta know. Zach Snyder spent 250 million on black Batman vs. Superman.

SPEAKER_00 59:09

All right, I'll I'll I'll eat my words. I think the blood clot's worse.

SPEAKER_02 59:13

It looks worse. I'm not listening I'm not saying it don't look worse. And I know we're judging it on who fumbled the bag. If you think about it, three million dollars to make a Captain America movie where nobody really knows anything about Captain America, besides people who read comics. You feel what I'm saying? Right? Besides people who read comics, that's all really in 1990. We had a wave. Listen, Marvel was a thing in 2016, was the thing. Zach Snyder had 250 million dollars to make this movie, bro, and fumble the bag on Duke's day.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:00

It's bad. Exactly. So who gets the buy? Hold on, hold on here. Hold on.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:12

Yeah, it's bad, dude. So we don't harp on this too long and letting me know, guys, when you look up this California raisin blood clot, you'll know what I mean.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:21

It does, I'll tell you what. It does deserve to be like we're talking strictly on looks, it probably wins. It probably wins.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:30

But a 3 million budget. If we're throwing in everything, because again, the $300 million budget or a $4 million budget.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:39

Yeah, it's just not fair. Like Zack Snyder had more means to do better.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:45

Okay. So there is a buy round here because we're gonna have a three-way final battle.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:53

Deadpool? Deadpool gets to buy. Cyborg? Deadpool gets to buy. Or steal. Deadpool gets to buy. That's the final boss. That's the fucking final boss right there. Yes, that's the final boss. I mean, we can end the video right now if you want to. Hey, matter of fact. Matter of fact, matter of fact. Matter of fact. Matter of fact, matter of fact. Matter of fact, I'll do you a favor. I'll do you a favor. We'll throw out Steel and Cyborg and bring back your boy, the California Razor. Yeah, let's do it. Because you and me both know Steel and Cyborg are not one. No. So yeah, we'll bring back the California Raisin and have a three, a triple threat. Because that's just we gotta we gotta wrap this up anyway. But yeah. So here's the question, John. Who were who's worse? Doomsday? Deadpool or Red Skull? Oh, bro. Dude, that Red Skull's horrendous. It is. It is. It's terrible. It's so terrible. It's so terrible.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:09

It would be the wrong hey, it's so terrible.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:12

Look, it's so terrible that we couldn't even kill it. We had to bring it back.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:20

I think that's me. We haven't seen the movie, Anthony.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:26

This is true. So with that being said, not let it win on that. That on that merit. We had listened. Listen, it outside of us looking at a picture, it didn't cause us any pain. Right?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:42

I don't know. We might have to watch it and review it for the podcast.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:46

I'm willing to look up a video and look. Dude, so but here's the thing. I sat in theaters and watched Batman versus Superman. I watched both of these, yeah. I didn't, I've seen. I watched the movie at home of Wolverine Origins, which is still just good God. I can honest to God say I believe Deadpool should win this.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:17

Alright. So Anthony. Yes. I'm not gonna lie to you. As a kid, I thought X-Men Origins, it freaked me out because I wasn't good with gore as a kid, right? And you know how they say kids don't really have taste? Yeah. As a kid, I thought that movie was bad. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:39

So yeah, I got I can I I personally I personally believe that Deadpool should win this thing. It's so bad. Yeah, it's terrible. Because I'm gonna tell you like this. You could possibly, like, if you was like, hey, what's if if you had to give some context, you had to give some context, be like, hey, you show them a picture of Red Squad and be like, hey, what supervillain is this? Somebody, somebody figure it out, would figure it out, right? Whether it be one person or 20 people. If you showed somebody a picture of Doomsday and be like, what supervillain is this? Somebody would figure it out. Whether they've seen the movie or not, they would figure it out, right? You could show people who know something about comics, right? Before this movie ever came out, and you'd be like, who is this? Nobody would fucking get it unless they know. Deadpool is a Deadpool is a big thing. Book it up real quick. Deadpool is a big commodity right now, right? Yeah, big commodity. People know who Deadpool is.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:02

You know what though? You know what makes it worse? This and this speaks volumes. They Deadpool's so bad, he roast his own movie. Yeah. In his own movie. Yes. Batman v Superman was so bad, they reset the universe.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:26

Yeah. This is true. So I mean, not necessarily because you gotta think. After Batman vs. Superman, we had Suicide Squad. Another half dumb. Yeah, yeah. We had like another four or five years of movies, so. Yeah, but like. But hear me out.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:44

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:45

Deadpool was so bad. Deadpool was so bad. Ryan Reynolds went to DC. He did. Deadpool was so bad. You know what? Nobody wanted to make that shit.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:58

Let me ask you this because this is. Gonna be a big crew. What's something good about these designs? About who? What's something good about these looks?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:14

Nothing because we're all here. That's the reason we're here. I know, I know. But if we can do one good thing. Well, Red Hood is intimidating. I mean, Red Skull isn't damn sure intimidating.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:28

Yeah, bro. If you saw Red Skull walking down the street, you'd be like, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:31

I'm walking the other side. I give, I give Red Skull, I can excuse Red Skull. That's the reason it looks terrible. I can excuse it just because of the budget. It wasn't in the budget. Right?

unknown 1:06:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:50

And we again we haven't even seen it anything this far. I think if we see it, it probably would win. So we'll we'll just red skull and honorary bronze medal. I if we're speaking just aesthetically, this is the worst one. Do I like anything about Doomsday? I mean he did the death of Superman.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:24

He has like a fight scene. Okay. This this is hear me out. Wolverine's Wolverine Origin budget was a hundred and fifty million.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:43

What two thousand seven?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:48

Even adjusted for inflation.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:52

So I got you.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:03

It would be only a hundred and seventy-five point eight million.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:12

Okay, what do you like more? What do you like more? Do you like the fight scene against Doomsday or Deadpool more?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:20

Dead Doomsday, without a doubt. Without a doubt. Oh man, the Deadpool fight scene's okay. It's fine. Is it? But here's the thing. It's not miracle.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:34

Yeah, it's not.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:37

At least you do get you, at least you do get the scene where Superman saves Lex Luthor. You get Batman like flying the jet into the Doomsday. Doomsday knocking the Batwing down. You get one woman showing up. That's a big moment.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:55

Yeah, them all three being on screen together.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:59

That's that. Her with that shield, that in her theme song hit, that's a big moment. But like I said, man, I gotta give it, I gotta give it a Deadpool, bro.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:07

There's nothing redeemable about that's that was my final nail in the coffin. I can name one, maybe two good things about Doomsday. I can't really do that for Deadpool. It just doesn't look like him. Nope. Even if you count, like, let's go the extra mile. Fuck the costume. Talk about Deadpool. Pre turning into Deadpool.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:44

Yeah, like man, there's nothing. I think we made our mind up.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:51

Yeah. Yeah. I think we made our mind up.

unknown 1:09:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:55

Like, let me tell you, bro, I I would I am willing to watch this 1990 Captain America movie. We'll find it.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:05

I don't know. I don't know if it's a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:07

And if it's wrong, guys, we'll admit it. Like, if it's worse. I mean, I imagine it is going to be worse because like it's 1990. I can't even I can't even hold it. I can't even, like I said, I can't even compare it to some. Here's the thing. When people don't have the money plus the source material down to a T, they just did shit for cash grab. That's different than motherfuckers who had the resources. You get what I'm saying? It's way different. Yeah, they didn't. They had nothing. Exactly. But comics to go off of. That's it. And then with a $3 million budget, like it's kind of hard to, you know, we in 1990, it was kind of hard to get the shit. You didn't have the CGI, you didn't have, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 1:10:57

It's a lot of things. Well, let's let's give our viewers a little context, guys. A million dollars is a micro budget on a movie. Yeah. 3 million is not going too much further. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:10

I mean, but in 1990, come on, bro. But anyway, we're giving it to Deadpool, bro. I think Deadpool is the synonymous one here.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:21

Yeah, it's it's crazy it was both on our list.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:26

But okay, out of curiosity, where did you have it? I had it at number two. I had number one. I had it over there under the red skull.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:35

Yeah. Number one. But guys, we gotta get out of here. This has been another edition.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:44

Oh, I was gonna say what one thing before we go. Quick dishonorable mention to Howard the Duck.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:50

Oh my god. Anyway, guys, this has been another edition of One Take Real Talk. And it was all in one take. One shot. Keep it real. Keep it real. Peace. Peace.