Husbands on the Mic: Live Game, Roasts & Unfiltered Love

Things just got spicier on Shaken & Unfiltered! Celebrating Husband Appreciation Day, both of our husbands are live in the studio for gratitude, hilarious roasts, and a blush-inducing "Who Is More Likely To...?" game where we call each other out on everything from seduction moves to bedroom habits. Expect real talk on what makes marriage hot (and hilarious), cocktail toasts, and zero-filter couple energy. If you love relationship laughs with a side of heat, pour a drink—this one's full of surprises, blushes, and "you think I'M the one who...?" moments. Follow @ShakenUnfiltered, drop your spicy "who is more likely" stories in the comments, and watch the full video on YouTube for the reactions!

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SPEAKER_01 0:01

Shaken and Unfiltered.

SPEAKER_02 0:08

Welcome to Shaken and Unfiltered, a cocktail of conversation where two longtime girlfriends, one Gen X and one millennial, sip, swear, and spill the kind of midlife truths you only hear after two martinis. Slightly stirred, always served straight up. And we're back. Drinks in hand, mics on, ready to go. Let's go. I'm Jen. I'm Lindsay. And we're back for a very special episode. Today we are celebrating husband appreciation. We appreciate our partners. Thank you for showing up. This is a lot. Welcome, Lucky Charms, and welcome Nate to the show.

SPEAKER_01 0:41

Thank you for inviting us.

SPEAKER_02 0:42

Alright, so today it's gonna be real appreciation with light roasts and a spicy who's more likely to game than like a dating game. Uh it'll have everyone blushing, no scripts, all vibes. Let's grab a drink and heat things up. Speaking of which, cocktail of the day is always our guest's choice. Lucky terms or Nate? Who's doing it?

SPEAKER_00 1:01

I think Nate. The drink of choice is always you order a Bud Light, Cours Light, and then you ask for a shot of well tequila. Well. Oh, okay. Well, it doesn't matter because you drop drop it in your beer. You throw it in your beer, you just dump it in your beer. It's a margarita.

SPEAKER_02 1:20

Oh. What's it called though?

SPEAKER_00 1:21

Uh you haven't. The hobby chubby. You just feed it in.

SPEAKER_02 1:26

The hobby chubby. Yeah. Let's jump in. Um I've got some quick stats, and then we're gonna then we're actually gonna um have you guys tell us what you appreciate about us for husband appreciation day.

unknown 1:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:38

All right, so some stats are that there's a magic ratio for happy marriages. So happy stable couples aim for five positive interactions a day. I'm gonna work. See that's a positive. Um, appreciation wins of the day. In one study of married couples, expressing gratitude was the strongest predictor of overall marital quality. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:59

I appreciate that.

SPEAKER_02 2:00

Yeah. Okay, so just saying I appreciate you. Yeah. Yeah, I think we're very good at that. Jen, Jen, I appreciate you. I appreciate you.

SPEAKER_01 2:07

I appreciate you. Technically, Lindsay was my first spouse before the boys.

SPEAKER_02 2:10

Couples who express appreciation spend an average of 68 extra minutes together per day.

SPEAKER_00 2:16

I think that we do. We talk to each other.

SPEAKER_02 2:18

Even if you're scrolling together, that's being together. Watching. No, that's not.

SPEAKER_00 2:21

Scrolling is bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 2:22

Netflix is. Yeah, it's Netflix is scrolling is. You can't do scroll, no. If you're separately. Scrolling doesn't count.

SPEAKER_01 2:27

No, if you're no way. What's the difference between scrolling and watching TV?

SPEAKER_02 2:33

Yeah. Sometimes we do both. We do all of them.

SPEAKER_00 2:37

Well, they're both bullshit. Like you have to sit there and hang out with each other for a minute.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

I do that at dinner. Do you guys do that?

SPEAKER_00 2:41

When I get over there.

SPEAKER_02 2:42

We do dinner with the kids. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:43

Do you sit there and scroll at dinner?

SPEAKER_01 2:44

Is that what you're doing?

SPEAKER_02 2:45

No, if we don't scroll at dinner.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

We do not. And we usually have a drink in our little lounge area. Well then that counts. Yeah, you can't do that.

SPEAKER_02 2:50

So yeah, we decompress and then we have a beverage and then we have dinner.

SPEAKER_00 2:54

Every night. Yeah. Every night.

SPEAKER_02 2:56

Every night we do. Yeah, we do. All right. What wives appreciate most about husbands? From various polls of married women, 69% say their husbands hard work is number one on the appreciation list. Okay, so this goes back to your love language. Something I I don't want gifts. Like if he does the dishes, if he fixes, if he unclogs the toilet. Yeah. Like oh.

SPEAKER_00 3:18

Those are pretty common. So I'm I'm I'm building up points like left and right. You are so appreciated. Left and right.

SPEAKER_02 3:24

You are just killing it. This resonates. Yeah. What's yours? Well, I have a few, but but yeah, Lucky always hits it. He takes care of all the laundry in the homes. Yes. And he gets me flowers every week. Yeah. See, she so a lot of we were saying a lot of girls don't like flowers. I love them. Yeah. What do you appreciate?

SPEAKER_01 3:41

I have no idea. I would say it's not it's not gifts. I like touch. Yeah. From her only, no one else. Well, Nate Nate touch I would have to be. You're not gonna touch. I know you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:53

Nathan's, I think, also touch, right?

SPEAKER_00 3:55

Words of affirmation.

SPEAKER_02 3:56

Oh well, well, well, well, turns out.

SPEAKER_03 4:01

I've just been touching him this whole time.

SPEAKER_02 4:03

You could save it. So at this point in the podcast, it's your guys' turn to appreciate us.

SPEAKER_00 4:10

All right. So you like acts of service, but I can't do anything right here. I I already plunged that toilet out there. That trans toilet out there. I did it.

SPEAKER_02 4:19

I don't think that loading it first counts.

SPEAKER_00 4:24

Why? Why not? If you clog it and you unplug it, like you're still doing a service. That's an act of service. Lucky did not give Jenny.

SPEAKER_02 4:32

Oh, appreciate it. Okay. That's why you guys are here.

SPEAKER_01 4:34

I absolutely appreciate her sense of humor and her willingness to just always be there and be supportive. Oh, how sweet.

SPEAKER_02 4:41

That was actually really sweet. I don't think I heard Nate.

SPEAKER_00 4:44

You do look better than I've ever seen you.

SPEAKER_02 4:47

Oh, that's a great one.

SPEAKER_00 4:49

Wait, I I are you guys appreciating us? No, that was. Are we supposed to be appreciating you?

SPEAKER_02 4:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:54

When we started giving you guys compliments, I was like, wait, I thought got this backwards. You better be able to do that. I thought that they were I thought, like, I honest to God thought that they were going to be nice to us. I know that was the only reason I agreed to come. That's not the case.

SPEAKER_01 5:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:08

I always agree to come. We're gonna move into a game. For a game? Everyone has to answer simultaneously by shouting their partner's name or your own if you think that it's on you. Who takes longer to get ready for a date night?

SPEAKER_01 5:22

Lindsay. Jennifer.

SPEAKER_02 5:23

Nate. Uh me. Jennifer. Jennifer. Yeah. So you both agree. Jennifer. Absolutely. Yeah. Okay. Lindsay. Who has the better come hither look?

SPEAKER_00 5:34

Lucky. Jennifer. Lucky. What is a come hither look? I have no I don't think I have one of those. I don't know. Show it.

SPEAKER_02 5:41

This is a perplexed look.

SPEAKER_00 5:44

What?

SPEAKER_02 5:44

This is just a come hither loose. What? What? Okay, so here.

SPEAKER_03 5:50

Come hither look.

SPEAKER_02 5:51

Alright, who's more bold with public displays of affection? Nate. Jennifer. Yeah, I think so. Who is more likely to flirt with her own partner across the room, Nate? I don't know. I think it's kind of mutual. I think it's mutual. Mutual. Yeah, I think it's a lot of fun. Definitely mutual. Yeah, I think so much. Have you guys ever done like role play?

SPEAKER_01 6:09

That's something we talk about quite often, though. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 6:12

Wouldn't that be fun? Who are you? Oh, I don't know if I have a persona. Stephanie. It's the accountant.

SPEAKER_00 6:20

So hot. Stephanie the accountant, yeah. Michelangelo, the firefighter. I'm Kyle, the podcast person.

SPEAKER_02 6:29

That's so hot, Nate. I know.

SPEAKER_00 6:32

In the court.

SPEAKER_02 6:33

Who's more likely to send a flirty text during the day? Lucky. Nate.

SPEAKER_01 6:36

Nate. Jennifer.

SPEAKER_02 6:37

No.

SPEAKER_01 6:38

Are you guys going to get a divorce?

SPEAKER_02 6:40

Oh. No, you send really nice endearing ones. You send really flirty ones. Yeah, I send flirty dear. Who is more likely to send a text that would be awkward if it showed up in a family or group chat?

SPEAKER_00 6:48

Nate. Jennifer.

SPEAKER_02 6:50

Yeah. Yeah. Who is more likely to push the other person's buttons? Lindsay?

SPEAKER_01 6:54

What do you mean by lucky? Lucky. Yeah. Push buttons.

SPEAKER_02 6:57

Yeah, you're more likely to just tee things up and then just like watch it unfold. I did that on purpose. Who's more likely to suggest trying something new?

SPEAKER_00 7:05

Lucky. Nate. Lucky.

SPEAKER_02 7:07

Who's more likely to convince the other one to go along with something slightly questionable?

SPEAKER_00 7:11

Nate.

SPEAKER_02 7:12

Lindsay.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

What? Slightly questionable?

SPEAKER_02 7:14

Yeah. That's lucky.

SPEAKER_00 7:15

Me, lucky.

SPEAKER_02 7:16

Alright, who's more likely to say we deserve this when making a slightly indulgent decision?

SPEAKER_00 7:21

Jennifer. Jennifer.

SPEAKER_02 7:23

Lindsay.

SPEAKER_00 7:24

Neither of us would say that.

SPEAKER_02 7:26

But when you has the wilder fantasies? Lucky.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

Lucky.

SPEAKER_02 7:31

Nate.

SPEAKER_00 7:31

Lindsay. Yours are insane. I can't even imagine. They're insane.

SPEAKER_02 7:38

Who's more likely to plan a surprise that ends up steamy? Lucky's just Lindsay.

SPEAKER_01 7:45

Jennifer.

SPEAKER_02 7:46

No, I said you.

SPEAKER_01 7:48

I plan something that turns out steamy. What's the question?

SPEAKER_02 7:50

Who's more likely to plan a surprise that ends up steamy? Oh, maybe me.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

Yeah. Yeah. But you said you, Lindsay, but Yeah, Lindsay. I don't think I've seen that. I I was joking saying yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:03

Who's more likely to turn?

SPEAKER_00 8:06

Yeah, me too. Good God. Like, have you read Revelations? Yeah. There you go. Like biblical? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:14

Just a beast.

SPEAKER_00 8:15

Yeah. Like you don't know like seven heads and beasts out of the water and like all this stuff. Like, yeah, you don't want to know.

SPEAKER_02 8:22

I'm going to edit that out.

SPEAKER_00 8:24

What?

SPEAKER_02 8:25

Who's more likely to turn a quiet evening into a story you probably shouldn't tell later, Lindsay?

SPEAKER_00 8:29

Because everybody say Lindsay. Lindsay. Everybody say Lindsay.

SPEAKER_02 8:33

It's all about Lindsay. Who's more likely to steal the covers?

SPEAKER_00 8:37

Full fight last night.

SPEAKER_02 8:38

Yeah. I think, I think Lucky does.

SPEAKER_00 8:40

I think I do too.

SPEAKER_02 8:41

Yeah, you cut a cocoon up.

SPEAKER_01 8:42

Whenever we were in Norway, they have this thing where people check their own blankets. It's so exciting.

SPEAKER_02 8:47

It's a king-sized bed. Have your own.

SPEAKER_00 8:50

We have a king-sized bed, but we have two separate beds because they're like hospital beds. Yeah, ours are two. Yeah. Yeah, we should have separate blankets too. It's such bullshit. I know.

SPEAKER_02 8:59

We should have. Oh, but really I felt really disconnected when we had separate blankets. I didn't feel like we were connected. I'm like your own like neighboring bed. Who is more likely to take a lead when something needs to get done? Lucky Lindsay.

SPEAKER_01 9:10

Me.

SPEAKER_02 9:11

Yeah. Uh and who's more likely to remember the little things that matter? Yeah. Me.

SPEAKER_00 9:16

Jennifer.

SPEAKER_02 9:16

Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:17

I don't remember.

SPEAKER_02 9:18

Alright, so who won? We won. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:20

Wait, how was it wives against husbands?

SPEAKER_02 9:23

So you're winning because you let us win. So we have some listener things in. We want to hear what you guys would say. Alright, so this is from Denver Date Night spelled K-N-I-G-H-T. A knight. Okay. Like you're a knighted. Oh. Yeah. Hey, husbands, from a wife who's always a planner, what's the one surprise date night you've pulled off that actually made her melt and didn't involve you panicking at last minute?

SPEAKER_01 9:50

Like we planned it?

SPEAKER_02 9:51

I think that's what she's asking. Because she's only the poorly. We're very confused. We'll broaden it. A special night.

SPEAKER_00 9:57

I did something. I planned something. Wait, what? I planned something?

unknown 10:00

No.

SPEAKER_00 10:00

What are the things that I've planned that you've canceled?

SPEAKER_02 10:03

He's gotten me gifts on Amazon. So I go on and I see his gifts and I'll be on the case. You canceled it.

SPEAKER_00 10:08

But I think it worked because I still get the credit for doing it. Like I was like, hey man, I bought you this. And then it didn't show up. I I love how this took a turn. Like a plan that was canceled. I bought you something on Amazon. I mean, I feel like I won that in that case.

SPEAKER_02 10:25

Yeah. So Nate and I are different in the sense of like, I love to plan. You know, he is the last minute. He's, and I think Lucky is a little bit like this.

SPEAKER_00 10:32

But I think that the re the reason why is because like the day at work and stuff is structured, and so you want something that feels a little bit more impromptu.

SPEAKER_01 10:40

Yeah. I would agree.

SPEAKER_02 10:42

Really?

SPEAKER_01 10:42

You want more impromptu? Because like my so scheduled and I'm so busy.

SPEAKER_02 10:47

But sometimes it's a burden to have to figure out impromptu, and then we can't get a table somewhere.

SPEAKER_01 10:51

I have anxiety too because then it's like, oh god, I have to look forward to this. Do I want to want to do it? I'm not going to do it. Remember the first time we've got it. And if it's impromptu, it's great because I don't have to think about it.

SPEAKER_00 11:00

Remember the first time we hung out and and we went to pizza place together and you were like it stressed you out because we it was planned. Yeah. He was all wound up because he's like, why we have to like talk to each other and shit? No.

SPEAKER_02 11:12

But it was so fun.

SPEAKER_00 11:13

It was. It was real fine.

SPEAKER_02 11:15

We usually do, but it takes a lot of preparation and struggle. Okay. He does stuff.

SPEAKER_00 11:20

It just feels more natural. Like it kind of comes together naturally.

SPEAKER_02 11:22

I liked something planned. Impromptu stresses me out. Anxiety, like someone noticed they had anxiety. Yeah, and then and then who am I? Who am I? So you can tell we're a great combination. Great planning is anxiety inducing. Impromptu is we're just a whole bunch of fucking mess at home.

SPEAKER_01 11:37

That's why we never do anything. We're just absolutely paralyzed at each other.

SPEAKER_02 11:42

This is a fact. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:43

So Lindsay said, Who am I? And and I used to plan. She hated it.

SPEAKER_02 11:47

Oh, I fucking hate it.

SPEAKER_00 11:49

No, you like it now.

SPEAKER_02 11:50

No, I don't. I still don't. You can tell the story, but I don't.

SPEAKER_00 11:53

So it used to be like whenever we were going to something, this is 10, 15 years ago, I'd be like, all right, who do you want to be today? I'd like to play a game. And she became no I'm I'm gonna be myself. Nobody wanted to be able to. And I'd be like, I want to be, you know, like Captain Crunch or some shit, some random shit. And she's like, dude, don't. No, no, I'm totally full on fucking Captain Crunch right now.

SPEAKER_02 12:12

Because he's a wild card.

SPEAKER_00 12:13

And like you never know.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

No. And I'm like, and you're saying that Lindsay has the wildest fantasies? I don't know. Hey Captain Revelations, Captain Crunch? And we'll be right back.

SPEAKER_00 12:24

Maybe maybe when her brain shuts off, I was calling those fantasies.

SPEAKER_02 12:28

Oh, I have crazy ass dreams. Fuck, are you talking about? All right, let's move on.

SPEAKER_00 12:33

I'm just selling you out. I'm just thinking.

SPEAKER_02 12:34

Stupid. From Sarah to the husbands. What's the sexiest, non-sexy thing your wife does that turns you on way more than she realizes?

SPEAKER_01 12:42

Well, for me, this goes back to one of the original questions. It's flowers. Like whenever I buy her a bouquet of flowers, she actually takes them apart and rearranges them. And I love watching her do that. It's so hot.

SPEAKER_02 12:56

That's so sexy. Yeah, it's something from like a long time ago. Yeah. I pull things apart and I kind of arrange it, so I'm in my little zone. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:02

It's such a sexiest, non-sexy thing. So I I would say that the sexiest, non-sexy thing that you don't even realize is like when like whatever you're wearing sometimes, is like, oh, she's beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 13:14

Oh. Alright, this is from Tired Dada Energy. Fellow husbands, be real. What's a one household chore you secretly secretly love doing because it makes her happy?

SPEAKER_00 13:24

Cleaning pump in the toilet. I don't like it. There's there's not a chore that I love doing.

SPEAKER_02 13:29

Yes, there is. You love a lot.

SPEAKER_00 13:31

Okay, okay. I love it when she says, we can you fix this? Because if if there's something that like breaks that is impossible to fix, like your sous V broke.

SPEAKER_03 13:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:40

And I'm like, yeah, I can fix it. And I just always say, Yeah, I can fix it. And like I've I figured out a way to fix it.

SPEAKER_02 13:46

Right, Lucky?

SPEAKER_00 13:46

I don't even remember the question.

SPEAKER_02 13:47

What is be real? What's it on household shore you secretly love doing because it makes her happy?

SPEAKER_01 13:51

Oh, I love doing her laundry. Oh, I love laundry. I do too.

SPEAKER_02 13:55

Hate laundry. Oh, it is cathartic.

SPEAKER_01 13:57

One thing in my life that I can see from beginning to end.

SPEAKER_02 14:00

Our laundry's done like by Saturday night, every weekend. Like folded put away every week. Yeah. I look forward to doing it. Oh my god. Do you like but putting it away? Do you like I don't put it away. Okay. That is horrific. No, the kids have to put theirs away. Nate's go in a pile in the middle of our closet.

SPEAKER_00 14:17

No, no, no, I pretty much never put them away.

SPEAKER_02 14:19

Yeah, that sounds like my son. Boy, too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:22

I like to, I get a little weird about it because I like to neurotic color coordinated quarter inch between each hanger.

SPEAKER_02 14:29

Because hangers are spaced.

SPEAKER_01 14:31

Each type of clothing has its own type of hair.

SPEAKER_02 14:33

But I hate wire hangers. And I've seen the wire hangers show up on my sides.

SPEAKER_01 14:37

Sometimes I mess with her and just put a wire hanger in a mixture of clothes and wait for her to find it.

SPEAKER_02 14:42

Okay. This is from Colorado Couple Goals. Husbands, quick one. If you could brag about one thing your wife does better than anyone else, what is it?

SPEAKER_00 14:50

Yeah, I feel like I don't know exactly what you do for work, but I know that you're really good at it. And I say, I say, if if you need like things figured out, like processes or like plans or something like that. If you need stuff figured out, like she's got it. Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 15:07

That's right. Okay, lucky. What do I do? What do you do? What do I do?

SPEAKER_01 15:11

No, I I think that you are a wonderful parent and you are a good parent.

SPEAKER_03 15:20

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 15:20

That's a Hannah Rasign. Thank you so much. That I mean, honestly, this is like one of the reasons we started a podcast, is because I always look to you for parenting. Oh, you're so sweet. I'm just the old one who has smiled. All right, this is from Jess to both husbands. What's the flirtiest text she's ever sent you that still makes you smile?

SPEAKER_00 15:40

Oh I got one. She sent me Revelation. Yeah. Yeah. The demons will kill you.

SPEAKER_02 15:49

Also, want to have a Nooner?

SPEAKER_00 15:52

No, she so she went to the gas station and it was like a promo day or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 15:58

For nicotine.

SPEAKER_00 15:59

And and her the cans were the cans were hiding her boob.

SPEAKER_02 16:03

All right, lucky, you go.

SPEAKER_01 16:05

Obviously, Jen and I spent a lot of time in a long distance distance relationship. So there were quite a few. I don't really want to like. I like use emojis. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:15

I'm very emoji-friendly. Yeah. I think it's like being creative using like, again, my weird creativity, like finding emojis that like say something, like a full sentence of something like that. Oh, you have to figure it out. It's like a game of clue. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:27

Definitely.

SPEAKER_02 16:28

I like emojis. Emojis and punctuation. I was told I use it too much.

SPEAKER_00 16:32

Do you have an example of some of those emojis you can string together?

SPEAKER_02 16:36

On our socials. Do like the code. First to like decode it, and we'll get it. Oh my god, that's so great. That sounds awesome. What's the device? From Mike. Hey guys, fellow husbands here asking, what's the best piece of marriage advice you've gotten from your wife that actually changed how you show up for her?

SPEAKER_00 16:48

Wow. Oh, who is this person?

SPEAKER_02 16:49

That's a tough one. Mike's like trying to be a little bit Lucky's had some advice from two different wives.

SPEAKER_00 16:54

Hopefully this doesn't matter. Am I the charm?

SPEAKER_02 16:55

Am I Lucky's charm? I hope so. Yeah. So you've collected some. You've had you have a collection of advice. I've collected a lot of wipe.

SPEAKER_00 17:03

So I'd say, and I don't think that this is like this is like ad straight up advice. Because it's everybody's different. So I'd say that um when you're when you're ha in a conflict, it's just to let it sim like let it walk away. Walk away and just and just be done with it and then talk about it again tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 17:19

Yeah. Nate always wants to solve it. That's a good thing. Oh yeah, but I'm gonna fight right there.

SPEAKER_00 17:23

Right then and there. Like we're gonna go to battle. That's me.

SPEAKER_02 17:26

Yeah, and I'm always like, fucking leave me alone. That's lucky.

SPEAKER_00 17:30

Same.

SPEAKER_02 17:30

Yes, just like back off. I will like me some space. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 17:34

And then in the morning, there's been mornings where she's like, hey, do you remember where you're fighting last night? I'm like, no. I was like, can you remind me?

SPEAKER_02 17:40

And then I then I take my position again.

SPEAKER_00 17:42

I'm like, yeah, I was I was on one. I was like, I knew I was right. And then he's I'm sure you remember every game.

SPEAKER_01 17:48

Oh fucking right I am. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:50

And I'm like, you probably should apologize.

SPEAKER_01 17:53

Which I would listen to Jen.

SPEAKER_02 17:55

Alright, this is from Lauren. Last one for the guys. Describe the moment you knew she was the one. But make it as unfiltered and specific as you're comfortable with. We're here for the real stories.

SPEAKER_00 18:05

The m the absolute moment I saw her. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

Which is you were how old Nate? Fifteen.

SPEAKER_00 18:10

Yeah, fifteen.

SPEAKER_02 18:10

You were a freshman.

SPEAKER_00 18:12

Yeah. So I I'll I'll elaborate a little bit. My friends were talking about her. And I was like, I was like, if you guys are talking about her like that, like she's mine.

SPEAKER_02 18:21

He called dibs on me without even seeing me.

SPEAKER_00 18:23

And then when I really did see her, like I she she was my my even like all through through forever. High school, whatever. Um referenced for like for like comp in comparison to any well similar to you.

SPEAKER_01 18:44

I first saw Jen in 1992.

SPEAKER_02 18:49

Yeah, we were neighbors. Did you say Jen or Ten?

SPEAKER_01 18:51

Jen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:53

Jen Ten. I know. That's that's uh we shouldn't say that's her nickname.

SPEAKER_01 18:55

Yeah, so I we lived across the hall from each other in our freshman dorms, and I was just absolutely infatuated.

SPEAKER_02 19:01

We were just friends, and then my friends all molested him and hooked up with them. Oh did they touch you? They did.

SPEAKER_01 19:07

I did not. That's how we connected, actually, because I would come into her room. He's like, oh God, but you're touching!

SPEAKER_02 19:13

Listen to what happened. He always had the horror stories after a weekend. He was just like, fuck, I'm so defeated. Not like, yeah, I got laid. It was like, fuck, dead.

SPEAKER_01 19:22

But little did she know that was my ploy to make her life be dead.

SPEAKER_02 19:26

But then we didn't date. We were just friends and moved on through school. I was with my ex and then I went to Hawaii. You went to Africa, and then that was the end of it. Yeah, so we are getting towards the end, and I want to do quick bubble up bubble downs. So if you tuned in to the last episode, I shared that we got kind of a hand-me-down car from my dad because this baby is 30 years old. Yeah, it's the eclipse spider 1996. Not so fast and not so furious.

SPEAKER_00 19:51

How many girls were your dad banging?

SPEAKER_02 19:53

It was just the one. It was just like the midlife car. So it's like this like purplish red, like convertible. Purple people eat her. Yeah. And so we got it fixed up and we're so psyched. Um, I went to get it registered, and for a minute, I was like, oh, maybe we should get like a vanity plate of something kind of cute. And I was so unlucky. I'm like, what do you think? He's like, I was like, okay, that's late. I'm just gonna roll the dice. I'll just get whatever they give me.

SPEAKER_01 20:10

Roll the dice is the key. Roll the dice.

SPEAKER_02 20:12

So then I'm sitting there, like paying the bill. I see him hand over the license plate to me, and I instantly go, You gotta be fucking kidding me. Those are the letters for the fucking car. It looks like it says Foop of Adge 69. No. What the hell?

SPEAKER_00 20:30

So the actual thing. So you got a vanity plate and you didn't even mean to be.

SPEAKER_02 20:35

So I was like, I mean, it instantly hit me before he even like he said it down. I was like, fucking A, I got a FUPA VAG 69. What the hell? This is why I was supposed to just let the dice roll and get the contamination, which is something in your car now. Is that your bubble up and bubble down?

SPEAKER_01 20:55

It's your bubble down.

SPEAKER_02 20:56

It's my bubble down. The bubble up though is we got it running for not that much money and we had the best time lots of cruised around it. Transmission issues. So we got that fixed, and we cruised around last weekend with a top-down and bought like you CDs because it has a CD player and a concept team.

SPEAKER_01 21:10

Can I give you guys a bunch of CDs?

SPEAKER_00 21:11

No, but I'll take them. Oh I've got so many CDs. Nice. So I won't let it. I won't let I like I I've hung on to them right now. I want them to go to some purpose.

SPEAKER_02 21:20

Just Fupa Vadge will take it.

SPEAKER_00 21:23

Foopa badge will swallow those babies out.

SPEAKER_02 21:25

I don't want to.

SPEAKER_00 21:26

I love to stick someone in FUPA Badge.

SPEAKER_02 21:28

Just the the the fun we had was amazing. The bubble down, which is not that big of a bubble down, it's just like a FUPA badge 69.

SPEAKER_01 21:38

That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's amazing. I didn't even see it until she pointed it out. Now that's all I see. I thought it was so obvious.

SPEAKER_02 21:45

It was to me. Yes. It's F U P A V sixty nine. Lucky. Because I'm choosing not to Lindsay would have seen it. If I if I said nothing, she'd have been like, What the fuck's up with your license plate? That's the worst part. No, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 22:01

How did that get at the end of this? It's so aggressive.

SPEAKER_02 22:04

If I got there like a minute earlier, I could have been 68. And then this wouldn't even exist. Like, what in the hell? Oh, that's my bubble bubble down to you. Okay, who's going next?

SPEAKER_00 22:14

Okay, I'll go next. So I'll keep with the car theme. So another flat tire. I've had this car for one month, and I've already done two tires. And they're not two tires.

SPEAKER_02 22:25

And the only reason that you've got it is because you were being nice.

SPEAKER_00 22:27

Because I dropped someone off and there's construction by them.

SPEAKER_02 22:31

Damn.

SPEAKER_00 22:32

So yeah. Um, and then the other then my bubble up, that would be my bubble down. My bubble up would be I got my truck back, and it's like an old glove. I drove it around the block just to see how you just broke it. It's so nice.

SPEAKER_02 22:44

You want you want that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:46

You actually need three cars. I feel like you do need three cars because like one goes out, something happens, and then you need a foopa veg to get it.

SPEAKER_02 22:52

Right?

SPEAKER_00 22:53

Every once in a while, you just need to stuff something in there.

SPEAKER_02 22:55

You need to have a fun car, right? Yeah, you need a truck. Fupa veg. Yeah. The truck can carry the Fupa veg if we need this. All right, you guys. Well, should we thank the husbands? Thank you for your appreciation. Yeah, that's right. Thank you. Do you guys do you guys feel appreciated?

SPEAKER_00 23:11

Uh not really. I do.

SPEAKER_02 23:13

We did our job. Yay!

SPEAKER_00 23:15

I just feel a tiny bit more sober than when I walked in.

SPEAKER_02 23:17

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