Let her say it in the afterlife (Zac Oyama, Maggie Winters)

On this week's episode, Rekha and Waleed are joined by a moonshiner and a broadway star and finally figure out what year it is.

Hosts:
Rekha Shankar
Waleed Mansour

Guests:
Zac Oyama as Shorty Bpeinkohnb
Maggie Winters as Eleanor Van Strongbow
 
Edited by Waleed Mansour

Full episodes available to watch on Youtube 

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Welcome to another day of viewing on public access television. We hope you enjoy today's programming.

SPEAKER_04 0:07

I'm Reka Shunker.

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And I'm Wade Man's Door and Weird Dead.

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Hello and welcome to Weird Dead, the afterlife's number one favorite, all-time rounder, best cable access show.

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All arounder, cable back access show. Uh yeah, we get a chance to interview a bunch of dead people. Just like us.

SPEAKER_04 0:29

Yes.

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How's it going, Rayka?

SPEAKER_04 0:31

I think pretty well. Yeah. Um, you know, last time we had talked about what did I talk to you about?

SPEAKER_01 0:37

I don't remember.

SPEAKER_04 0:39

I think I was talking to you about just like self-improvement and like who you are. Who I am.

SPEAKER_01 0:45

Who is Rayka?

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I determined I am very generous, I am very kind, and I'm just kind of adding to that list as I go.

SPEAKER_01 0:53

Yeah. What's new? What's new on the list? New on the list. Lovable. Adorable.

SPEAKER_04 0:59

I hadn't added those. That's nice.

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And would you?

SPEAKER_04 1:02

I would absolutely add those.

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I said them. Don't look at me. How about this? Fresh start. What do we got to do to get a fresh start with one another?

SPEAKER_04 1:13

I don't know, man. I think it's rotten to the core. You think it's rotten to the core.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

It can't be rotten to the core. I don't know. Let's play an icebreaker. Okay. I know we've known each other for years, but let's play an icebreaker to maybe like learn something new about one another. And occasionally I know that when we learn new information about it, it makes you like them less. Yeah, that's true. But let's do one where let's do classic two truths and a lie.

SPEAKER_04 1:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:36

Oh wait, this is hard because there's gonna be a lot of thinking time.

SPEAKER_01 1:39

Uh no, just say off the cuff. Off the cuff. Okay. Okay. So I'll you want me to go first? Sure. That gives you more thinking time. Sure. Okay. Um I have been to 35 plus of the states in the United States. Um I am a black belt in Taekwondo. And I am currently seeing one of your family members.

SPEAKER_04 2:04

You are not a black belt in Taekwondo.

SPEAKER_01 2:07

I am a black belt in Taekwondo.

SPEAKER_04 2:10

That's not evident in any way. Don't display any of the qualities of someone who has a black belt.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

Okay. Explain to me who somebody with a black belt what their deal is.

SPEAKER_04 2:23

They are helping people. They're saving people.

SPEAKER_01 2:26

They're saving people in the afterlife. You want me to save people?

SPEAKER_04 2:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 2:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 2:32

Um well, I know you're fucking dating my great grandma grandma.

SPEAKER_01 2:38

No, you are. No, I'm not. I'm not. See, that was the lie. I'm not. First of all, we're not even 100% sure that they're related to you. And second of all, I'm not dating them. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 2:48

What are you doing? You keep going to movies. Didn't you go to a candle-lit dinner?

SPEAKER_01 2:52

Okay. Show me a dinner without candles nowadays.

SPEAKER_04 2:56

That's crazy. There's so many dinners that don't have candles. Sometimes lunch? There's a perfectly good example of a dinner that doesn't have candles.

SPEAKER_01 3:04

It's lunch. Exactly. That's not a dinner, though. That's a lunch.

SPEAKER_04 3:07

I don't think chilies has candles.

SPEAKER_01 3:10

Yeah, no, we didn't go to Chili's. We went somewhere nice.

SPEAKER_04 3:12

That's what I'm saying.

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It's platonic, okay?

SPEAKER_04 3:15

Like the show platonic.

SPEAKER_01 3:17

It's I haven't seen the show platonic, but it's probably like that. Exactly. It's possible to be friends and be single, and you're a man and woman. Harry about Sally, right?

SPEAKER_04 3:28

They don't they end up like obviously very much going to get together.

SPEAKER_01 3:32

Is that really how it ends?

SPEAKER_04 3:34

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

Well that's what's the point of that movie?

SPEAKER_04 3:37

Just funny.

SPEAKER_01 3:40

Just funny.

SPEAKER_04 3:40

Just one of the funny things. Okay. Okay. My two three just in alive. Um, I have Okay. I have never been to Texas. I uh I don't like a dragon fruit. And I I have never dyed my uh I've dyed my hair.

SPEAKER_01 4:05

And you have dyed your hair.

SPEAKER_04 4:07

And I've dyed my hair.

SPEAKER_01 4:08

What? I feel like all those are lies. I know you've been to Texas.

SPEAKER_04 4:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:15

I'm be very surprised if you dyed your hair. I really am surprised if you dyed your hair. And then there's no way you don't like dragon fruit. Dragon fruit is for people like you.

SPEAKER_04 4:26

What does that mean? What does that mean?

SPEAKER_01 4:28

What does that mean? Like vegetarians and stuff.

SPEAKER_04 4:31

Okay.

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Why else would it exist?

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So pick one. What do you think?

SPEAKER_01 4:35

If I really have to pick one that's a lie, I really think you've been to Texas. I feel like you've been to like a comedy festival there. So that would r that one bit would surprise me the most. I'm gonna go with Texas.

SPEAKER_04 4:48

Correct.

unknown 4:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 4:49

I've been to Texas.

SPEAKER_01 4:50

So you have dyed your hair?

SPEAKER_04 4:52

Well, I highlighted it.

SPEAKER_01 4:53

That I was really sad.

SPEAKER_04 4:55

Yeah. I was really sad and I highlighted it. And I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 4:59

If anyone has- Um, they were like like a lighter brown. Lighter brown.

SPEAKER_04 5:05

Um, I think it looked disgusting, and I think I need advice from any curly haired girlies that have highlighted their hair if highlights also look disgusting and stripy on them, because mine looked disgusting, and I'm never doing it again.

SPEAKER_01 5:17

Yeah, I will say I have a feeling that I honestly mostly this is mostly for older men, but I do generalize this a little bit more where I think most people look better with their natural hair color.

SPEAKER_04 5:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:28

I really do believe that. But I'm and especially 55-year-old men, it's okay to have gray hair.

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It's if especially men, everybody's obsessed with it.

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Versus jet black shoe polish or the brownest brown hair you've ever seen.

SPEAKER_04 5:44

Yeah, it's tough.

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And when you have short hair, within six hours, there's gray poking out of the roots.

SPEAKER_04 5:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:50

Give me a break. It's tough. So we know each other better now, right? Fresh start.

SPEAKER_04 5:54

Why do you think I like dragon fruit? Dragonfruit's nasty, it has no flavor, it's all uh appearances, no taste.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

And you want me to answer why I think that applies to you?

SPEAKER_04 6:06

You think I'm so obsessed with my image. Me. You think me, I'm so obsessed with how I look. What? Just because my green room is decked out in diamonds? And then I don't have taste.

SPEAKER_01 6:20

Diamonds mean nothing here. You can conjure them and say, I have no taste. It's I mean, t not no taste. You have taste, but it might be of an ilk that I don't care for. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 6:33

Like what? What's something I've had good uh I sorry, just automatically was about to say good before taste because that's what I think about myself. What is something you think I've had probably bedazzling your green room. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:47

I'm not a big fan of bedazzling.

SPEAKER_04 6:49

Okay, name something else.

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Name something else. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 6:51

If you comment on my sweater, I'll kill you.

SPEAKER_01 6:54

I love that sweater. Men. Men. Taste in men. Bad taste in men. Poor taste in men.

SPEAKER_04 7:02

I would argue that my taste in men is good until the taste goes sour.

SPEAKER_01 7:09

You're saying.

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Until it curdles.

SPEAKER_01 7:12

I see. I see. You're saying your taste is men is is good, but it's the aftertaste almost.

SPEAKER_04 7:17

It's the aftertaste that I don't have a control over.

SPEAKER_01 7:20

Yes, that's not your fault.

SPEAKER_04 7:21

Yeah, that's not my fault. I don't control that drinking orange juice after chewing gum is nasty.

SPEAKER_01 7:28

Orange juice is good. Gum good. You have good taste.

SPEAKER_04 7:32

Yeah. Does those do those things work well together? No, that's not my fault. That's chemistry.

SPEAKER_01 7:37

Yeah, Mickey the Slick, though, he was just he was a rotten apple from the start.

SPEAKER_04 7:41

We have to admit that that was a that was a tough one to call, though. You know?

SPEAKER_01 7:46

The guy named Mickey the Slick that had slime all over his back, that was tough to call whether or not he was good taste.

SPEAKER_04 7:51

You don't know what our one-on-one relationship was like at all.

SPEAKER_01 7:55

You know what? You never told me about it. Just tell me one special thing that was nice that he did for you that would make the average person go, aw, Mickey.

SPEAKER_04 8:04

Okay. So we had a candle at dinner once because he was uh burning some like tax papers and stuff over a trash can. Okay, so tax lifting. But he had brought Del Taco, Afterlife Dell del Taco, of course, which does still have Beyond Me, which is awesome. And even though we don't need to eat here, I thought it was just a nice gesture. Uh and I was even able to try some of his.

SPEAKER_01 8:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 8:29

It was a really nice date.

SPEAKER_01 8:31

Which part? Wait, which part? Wait, which part? I genuinely sorry, I was I was sitting here listening to the show. I saw you fucking fingering your shoe. I was waiting. I was waiting for the nice part. Which part? Wait. I sorry, genuinely asked, which part was the nice part? The taco?

SPEAKER_04 8:47

He the whole part was the nice part.

SPEAKER_01 8:50

Which part? I I genuinely asked you, which part was the nice part?

SPEAKER_04 8:53

Fucking fondling your shoe to fruition. You can't listen to my story.

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Listen to the story. He was burning taxes, he got you Del Taco, which is afterlife Del Taco.

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Which is afterlife Del Taco, which has the Beyond Meat.

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Which has the Beyond Meat.

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And so he let me try some of his. And he let me try some of his.

SPEAKER_01 9:11

Oh, oh, he didn't get any for you.

SPEAKER_04 9:13

He got three for himself, but he let me try some.

SPEAKER_01 9:17

Okay. And that kind of sums up your taste in mana.

SPEAKER_04 9:22

Beyond meat? Holy crap. If I could find a man that matches Beyond Meat's taste, I'd be in heaven, which doesn't exist.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

Well, we got a guest coming, and maybe his he tastes like Beyond Meat. We'll see.

SPEAKER_04 9:34

I think I think that could be a possibility. Please welcome Shorty Pinecone.

SPEAKER_05 9:40

Hello. Thanks for having me.

SPEAKER_04 9:43

Thank you for being here, Shorty.

SPEAKER_05 9:44

Thanks for having me. What's Beyond Meat?

SPEAKER_04 9:47

Ooh, okay. So I'm a vegetarian, so I don't eat meat, but Beyond Meat is sort of like a engineered meat. It's like engineered.

SPEAKER_01 9:55

I'm kind of an engineer in something. You're an engineer. Well chemical, aeronautical. Kind of chemical. Kind of chemical.

SPEAKER_05 10:02

Kind of chemical. Kind of chemical. I'm well um my before I was here in this place I don't fully understand how I got to. I I was in uh I was in the foothills and I was uh uh using using some uh chemistry and I was making up something called moonshine.

SPEAKER_01 10:19

Moonshine moonshine I've never tried moonshine, but I've heard a lot about it. I feel like it's featured a lot in put some hair on your chest. Put your trust me, I got hair on my chest.

SPEAKER_04 10:29

Wait, what is put your hair?

SPEAKER_01 10:30

Put some hair on your chest. Put your hair on your chest.

SPEAKER_04 10:33

Makes you like it's like it just puts it.

SPEAKER_01 10:37

If you don't have some, it'll put some there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:39

Okay, so it's a chemical accent. Okay. What is in moonshine? I've always wondered.

SPEAKER_05 10:43

Moonshine's not that different from any other alcohol. A lot of alcohol is just you take some kind of vegetable or some kind of uh food and you let it sit or you bowl it and then eventually potato right now. Oh, like a potato, like vodka is a potato. Um moonshine's corn, I think.

SPEAKER_01 11:00

Okay. Um I forgot. SAT style-wise, vodka is the potato as Moonshine is too potato. I remember that being on the SATs. Yeah. Gosh.

SPEAKER_05 11:09

I mean, I'm gonna take them one day. You don't have to. But I don't want to miss out. You know, sometimes you miss out on things and you wish, gosh, gosh, I wish I'd study harder in school, and I wish I wish I took that test because it tests the test part looks so fun.

SPEAKER_01 11:23

But you know what? You're still doing science. You're probably doing more difficult science than a lot of people who did well on the SATs. Thank you. I feel like there is something to applying your skills and not just seeing what it's like in a school, classroom. Of course. That was I think that was always kind of my issue. I was just sitting in the, I was looking out the window panel and bored, looking up, I could see my still. You were making you were making moonshine when you were in school? Yeah, when I started from about 14 on, I was uh I was uh making that's why that's why I got the nickname Shorty because I was a 14-year-old.

SPEAKER_05 11:54

I wasn't full grown yet.

SPEAKER_04 11:55

What's short what's your real name?

SPEAKER_01 11:56

Uh it's Tolly. Tolly Pinecone. It's funny because it's a lot of things. Is Pinecone a nickname or Pinecone's my last name. I like the last name.

SPEAKER_04 12:04

Yeah, that's beautiful.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

It's not spelled how you think it is. We'll have to ask I. Yeah. Yeah. You can guess.

unknown 12:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 12:12

P-I-Wow.

SPEAKER_01 12:15

Well, that helps me. I spell it. That's not how you think of it. Okay, right. Okay. What other sounds make P?

SPEAKER_03 12:22

Yeah, good fucking line.

SPEAKER_01 12:24

Okay. I'm gonna start with B. And then a P, of course. Like, and then probably like a German style, so E-I N. Fine. Uh Cone, cone.

SPEAKER_04 12:39

Maybe like the Jewish last name. Cone.

SPEAKER_01 12:42

Yeah, well, I'm gonna rock a K, though.

SPEAKER_04 12:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:44

Alright. K-O-H-N. I'm gonna sandwich the B. With a B at the end? That's correct.

SPEAKER_04 12:53

Excellent. Wow, you're right. I couldn't have guessed that.

SPEAKER_01 12:55

Didn't have guessed it. I'm sorry. I think it's what's so fun is we put your name below, and so all the listeners and viewers will know how to have spelled it before. I mean, uh it's it's look, I how could you have known it didn't have it in front of you in physical space? Some that a sort of a digital Chiron. Chiron, yes.

SPEAKER_04 13:15

Now I'm so curious. What what time period are you from?

SPEAKER_01 13:19

Oh, I'm from well, I I guess I was born in 59. Which one? Uh 18.

unknown 13:29

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 13:29

Okay. 1859. Whoa. Right around civil war time. Right around civil war time. So I was like in my classroom, like, I'm bored on it. And uh, I was just just ready to get out of there. Yeah. And um I lot about I guess when I died, it was 1960. Whoa.

SPEAKER_03 13:49

So you died old.

SPEAKER_01 13:51

Some people say moonshine's good for you, some people say it's not. She lived to be 103? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 13:56

So you were holy cow. Okay. You were making alcohol at a time when I I don't I don't know what the industry was like in the 1850s, but certainly for moonshine and for kids making moonshine, I have to imagine you're kind of one of a kind.

SPEAKER_05 14:11

I mean, you know, there wasn't it's not like it is nowadays where you go into a Kroger and there's they have they have moonshine on the shelf and it's like There's only moonshine at Kroger now?

SPEAKER_01 14:20

Well, well, it's like in parentheses, like it doesn't have the ball, it doesn't have the moon. Moonshine drink. It's not kind of like cheeky. Let's just say it won't put the hair on your chest. Okay, okay. What percentage are we talking when you're making it? 99. Oh man That'll put the hair on your chest. Or is it 188 ABV?

SPEAKER_04 14:37

I think it'll be 99 ABV. ABV, right?

SPEAKER_01 14:40

Is it doubled? How does the proof work? Uh that's not that's we don't know. I'll send you an email. Okay. 99% alcohol? That will put hair on your chest. Yeah. But I'm shocked it didn't kill you earlier. Oh, well, this is a big here's a big question. Yeah. Did you get high on your own supply? Look, I I always did it responsibly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 15:02

And that continued on into my 50s, and and that lasted for five decades of responsible drinking. And let's just say I maybe made a mistake at 103. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 15:12

Moonshine killed you.

SPEAKER_05 15:15

You made a mistake. I think, well, I did, I was I'm not gonna say I was complete stone cold sober. I'm not gonna say that because I'm not I'm not here to lie to you guys.

SPEAKER_01 15:23

Okay. But I was working on it. And still working on it. I was well, you know, I think you gotta have a routine if you're gonna stay alive. Um, you know, you hear all these people retiring and then they don't know what to do with themselves, and then they're dropped. They just decide to die. Yeah, they decide to be dead. They got no purpose.

SPEAKER_05 15:40

They got no purpose. It was like purpose.

SPEAKER_01 15:42

Yeah. No purpose like work. No purpose like work. But hey, you gotta make the work fun. Did you love it? I loved it. Until it blew me to fucking smithereens.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

Wait, yeah, what happened?

SPEAKER_01 15:53

Well, I so I hit the Bunsen burner with my elbow while I was dancing to the cha cha. And uh you were making it fun. I was making it fun, and that I didn't even notice because I was I was learning it. And uh it's that that you know, that part of the song. It's like, do the do the cha do the the you know, it's like mu it's one part of a live cha cha. We're talking about the cha-cha slide, yeah. So this is interesting.

SPEAKER_04 16:16

You were trying to learn a dance that's entirely instructions, yeah. And you don't need to learn because as you just listen as it's going along.

SPEAKER_01 16:23

Well, what if you but then you then you're a step behind everyone? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you ever go to like a line dancing if someone knows it better, and then you're you're just like you're behind. Absolutely. I don't like that. No, you want to be on top of it, you want to be leading. You want people who are looking at you going, how do I learn? Well, this isn't not his first time. It's not his first one.

SPEAKER_04 16:42

This is also helpful to know because I feel like people think the Sha Shall slide was written in like the 90s or 2000s. It was in the 60s. 60s. It was 60s. It's a 60s sound. Listen to this the fidelity.

SPEAKER_01 16:55

Yes. Thank you. People are listening to on records, eight tracks, yeah. I was watching, I was watching Johnny Carson.

SPEAKER_04 17:03

You had a busy laboratory watching Johnny Carson. No, that's where I was learning the cha-cha song. Got it, got it, got it.

SPEAKER_01 17:08

And uh, and that's when I hit the Bunsen burner. I didn't realize it. I was like, what's gonna smell? And then I just felt alcohol at that high purity is gonna be explosive.

SPEAKER_05 17:20

Extremely explosive. Moves mountains. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:23

Now you were making moonshine during the prohibition.

SPEAKER_05 17:27

Yeah. What was that like? Well, uh, during that time, everyone got real secretive and sort of like it's it was a there was something sort of nostalgic about it once we got into the 60s and stuff, but where it was just like you could hide like, let's just say like this, if you just like you know, it's like this is hidden alcohol.

SPEAKER_04 17:49

And it would be so in, I would just think that that's a man drinking a pillow. I wouldn't think that that's a guy drinking.

SPEAKER_01 17:54

You're like, you can't like a police officer comes in and sees you just chugging this. He's like, Well, that's just a guy drinking feathers, you know. So your favorite part of Prohibition was hiding alcohol and things.

SPEAKER_05 18:05

Hiding alcohol. I mean, think about it. What was that part of your job?

SPEAKER_04 18:08

We don't hide stuff. We don't hide everything.

SPEAKER_01 18:11

What's the last thing you hid? Gosh. Oh, man. I mean, I I play hide and seek. Uh I play I when I was alive, I played hide and seek with my children, and uh the older one would go hide, and I would hide my little baby in like a corner.

SPEAKER_04 18:26

Is that okay?

SPEAKER_01 18:27

It would be quick. I think that's cool, but I'm thinking of something more like not so temporary, something like a long term mistakes, like hiding your keys somewhere. Yeah. Like in a rock.

SPEAKER_04 18:39

Yeah, you hide your key in like a rock or like a big turtle sculpture or something. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 18:44

Big turtle sculpture.

SPEAKER_01 18:45

I love fake, I love fake safes. A fake safe. Like a safe that like it looks like it's books. Oh, yeah. I like it when you uh yeah, you take a picture off the wall and there's there's the safe right there. Or a smaller picture. Or a little tiny picture. That's just for you.

SPEAKER_03 19:01

That's just for you. That's only for you.

SPEAKER_00 19:04

I love a picture of that. That's your beloved, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:07

Wow. I I'm loving where this conversation's going. So you're hiding it in all sorts of places. Did you did you ever get into like a sticky situation where it was like, uh uh, yes, please.

SPEAKER_01 19:17

So I was just sitting there one day and uh, you know, I was making some injured. I was a little drunk.

SPEAKER_04 19:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:21

And uh and then I hear the whoop whooping of refrain refrain, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:25

A whoop whoop of a of a police officer and his sheriff coming in, and he was like, Hey, hi, shorty, what are you up to? And I was like, Me, nothing, nothing, nothing at all. Come in, come on in.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

And he came to my house and he sat down, and I realized everything he was touching was alcohol. And it was sort of he was in a rocking chair. Made of echo. Like, thank God you didn't have like a heart monitor on other beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.

SPEAKER_05 19:49

And you know, it'd probably be made of alcohol.

SPEAKER_00 19:52

And it would be made of alcohol.

SPEAKER_01 19:54

And I so I was like, I'm just having I'm sweating bullets, I'm having this conversation with him, and I can't figure out if he's even realized it. Uh, and then I realized I come to find out he's actually there to buy some moonshine, so it didn't really matter.

SPEAKER_04 20:05

He's a different cop.

SPEAKER_01 20:06

I gave him the rocking chair. You gave him the rocking chair.

SPEAKER_04 20:10

How much alcohol can you fit in a rocking chair? I've always wondered.

SPEAKER_01 20:13

I'm gonna say 18 flow ounces.

SPEAKER_04 20:15

18 flow ounces.

SPEAKER_05 20:16

Flo ounces? Flo ounces. Well, it's uh it's it's flow, right? When it says F L O Z.

SPEAKER_04 20:23

It's short for it's it's no, it is not. It's flu.

SPEAKER_01 20:27

Flu. It's flounces. It's flow. Flo ounces. 18 flounces. That's actually not as much as I would expect in a huge rocking chair. Well, a lot of it's wood, and so it's just sort of like a wood.

SPEAKER_04 20:36

So so you're finding areas that you can hollow out to put alcohol in.

SPEAKER_01 20:41

So you're also kind of inventing storage devices as well. You know, I haven't even thought of it that way. But yes, yeah, you're I'm you're just kind of uh you're you're inventing sort of canisters for your alcohol. Yes. Wow. Because otherwise you usually are you using when it's not prohibition, are you using big jars with X?

SPEAKER_05 20:59

I've never used a cup in my life.

SPEAKER_01 21:01

You're using big jars. Yeah, using I've used in big jars, uh X's all over. I'm I I've continued to use furniture that's hollowed out. You still do it.

SPEAKER_04 21:10

You pointed to this chair.

unknown 21:12

Stop.

SPEAKER_01 21:14

Let's for later. There's a little bit of a gift here.

SPEAKER_04 21:16

What?

SPEAKER_01 21:17

Hey, don't shorty. Hey, don't don't sit and drive, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 21:21

Can I try some? Is that okay?

SPEAKER_01 21:25

You're gonna try some. You're gonna put some hair on your chest. Hey, be careful now.

unknown 21:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 21:30

Wait, does this look suspicious? Hold on.

SPEAKER_01 21:36

Does it look suspicious? The answer is yes.

SPEAKER_04 21:41

I have to tell you. I have to tell you. That fully tastes like barf. It tastes like I thought you were gonna say bark. When no, when you have eaten nothing and you have you have like a stomach bug and you throw up bile, that's what it tastes like. It's so acidic.

SPEAKER_01 21:58

Well, did it? I One question for you. Did it put some hair? Well, I think that would be a yes. I think that's a yes. Look, I mean, I I I think that's the thing about moonshine. It's not it's not there for um um the wide like uh uh a wider market's maybe gonna find it a little bit troublesome.

SPEAKER_04 22:26

It's not a Miller light. Like it goes it's like requires nothing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:30

Yeah. Do you make different versions of moonshine or is it just like whatever comes out, that's what it tastes like. Sometimes you do a pear one. A pear corn. It's pear corn.

SPEAKER_03 22:38

Pear corn. Yeah. Who was this?

SPEAKER_01 22:40

Oh, that was uh that was just regular corn mixed with a little bit of shit.

SPEAKER_05 22:44

Mixed with a little bit of shit? That's so so so sometimes you throw people off with one that stinks.

SPEAKER_01 22:50

I kind of forgot that that was only when you asked me that did I realize. Oh, I did the bad one.

SPEAKER_04 22:57

Why do you need to throw people off with it?

SPEAKER_01 23:00

Because like, well, well, you know, a lot of people try to steal your moonshine. They find where you're you're hiding it and they they take it in well. And so I'm so sorry. I should have said so. Oh sorry. I spit into that earlier. Sorry. I was we were trying tobacco before we started recording. I feel bad. I had tried tobacco before. Sorry. Yeah. My bad. Oh. Are you throwing up back there? Please don't throw it up. Could you not? And to me, it's rude. Oh god, did you just burp? You you feeling better? Wow, that came from inside. Like a deep burp. Okay. Whoa. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 23:39

No, I'm sorry. No, oh, I don't want you're a gas.

SPEAKER_05 23:43

I'm 103. I'm stupid. Shorty, you're not stupid.

SPEAKER_04 23:46

It's totally now that you've explained it, I totally get why you mixed shit into the moonshine.

SPEAKER_01 23:52

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SPEAKER_04 24:16

And we're back. I'm very excited for this next cast.

SPEAKER_01 24:20

Me too. Please welcome to the show, Eleanor Van Strongbow.

SPEAKER_02 24:23

Well, I'm back on the casting couch.

SPEAKER_04 24:26

Well, don't worry, this is not a casting couch. No, no, no, no, no. It's so crazy. This is not a casting couch. We get a lot of people that assume that. We are not trying to sleep with anyone here. Why do people keep assuming that about us? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 24:39

Is it our vibe? It's probably your vibe.

SPEAKER_02 24:40

You're not trying to sleep with it. Look at your shirt. It's your vibe. Your chest hair is showing, sir.

SPEAKER_01 24:46

I don't think the people mind.

SPEAKER_02 24:48

Nasty.

SPEAKER_04 24:49

Eleanor, I'm so excited to have you because you you are someone whose stories are. We this is not the first time we've been asked this.

SPEAKER_01 25:00

We do not have cigarettes.

SPEAKER_02 25:01

That's alright. Parties anymore.

SPEAKER_04 25:04

Is there something we have water with a little twist?

unknown 25:08

No.

SPEAKER_01 25:09

The chair actually has moonshine in this chair from the last guest, but it also is mixed with shit. So I wouldn't.

SPEAKER_02 25:15

That honey wouldn't be the first time for me. So but I'll pass this time around. I win cards later with Marilyn Monroe.

SPEAKER_01 25:23

Are you really?

SPEAKER_02 25:24

Yes. We love to play cards.

SPEAKER_01 25:26

What kind of cards do you guys play?

SPEAKER_02 25:31

Joker. Oh my god, Joker is such a scary game.

SPEAKER_01 25:34

Is it based on the Batman villain?

SPEAKER_02 25:36

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 25:36

Really?

SPEAKER_02 25:37

Whoever flips the Joker, you have to go full character for the next hour. It's so scary.

SPEAKER_01 25:42

Which one? Any of them? You could pick the Heath Ledge or Heath. That sounds fun. I've done Joaquin. You've done Joaquin. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 25:52

Stop it. I can't go come Maryland Rose.

SPEAKER_01 25:55

You guys would hit it off. You think? I think so.

SPEAKER_04 25:57

You guys are like actors, you know? Like I bet your joke is a good one.

SPEAKER_02 26:00

And thank you for saying that. Okay. Yeah. So you're an actor. Yeah, I'm an actor, singer, dancer, triple threat. Triple threat. One, two, three. Yeah. Um, Broadway, one to two movies. I say one to two because one never made it, but um it's okay.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

That's that's a good yeah when you film it, it's in the cam.

SPEAKER_02 26:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:20

Counts as a movie. You were hot. Were you paid for it? No. I actually paid for it. You paid to do it. You funded like produced sexually. Yes. Sexually. Your first husband, you okay. You paid sexually to be in a movie. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 26:36

But I was it was consensual. That's great. And there was Simon and I love when Texas consensually. Me too. Me too.

SPEAKER_01 26:45

So you uh when were when were you on Broadway slash Hollywood?

SPEAKER_02 26:50

Um early 40s.

SPEAKER_01 26:52

Early 40s. Back when the talkies were fresh.

SPEAKER_02 26:55

Yes. I was one of the one of the first. And the old and that was my only one. And then Broadway um a couple years. Then I had my big uh, you know, um, some people call it the blues.

SPEAKER_01 27:09

You had your big blues.

SPEAKER_02 27:10

I had the blues for a while. I had to go live on a ranch. Some people say it ended my career.

SPEAKER_01 27:15

I uh you were depressed?

SPEAKER_02 27:19

No, I had the blues. I was just a little sad as a woman. The blues we don't have women don't get the depression. We get the blues. It's so sad.

SPEAKER_04 27:28

What are your thoughts on that? Well, I have been diagnosed with depression. What? Yes. You go to a doctor?

unknown 27:34

I do.

SPEAKER_04 27:35

A real one?

SPEAKER_02 27:36

Yes. Oh, I'm s well how what year we were are you from?

SPEAKER_04 27:41

Well, we died in um 2023. Oh my god. 2024. Something like that. It's so hard to say.

SPEAKER_02 27:47

Are you guys robots? No, why? I just thought that's what it would be like. Oh. Yeah, no, we're not robots. Still, I was in a crowded by a show called Flesh and Bones. 2020s, the robots. Stop it. Robots. The beer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:04

That sounds incredible.

SPEAKER_04 28:06

That's so cool. It's so funny to think what people imagine.

SPEAKER_01 28:09

Yeah, it's I I don't think of the 40s as a time where they were thinking about robots.

SPEAKER_04 28:13

Yeah, like robot, the concept of a robot is so different.

SPEAKER_01 28:17

But they definitely like, you know, like all the science fiction writers before then, robots had been the idea of robots had been around for a bit.

SPEAKER_04 28:23

And Scientology.

SPEAKER_01 28:24

And Scientology was just coming about. Yeah. We're coming around the corner.

SPEAKER_02 28:28

I I went to one of the meetings. You went to one of the Scientology. I walk in, something's hooked to my head. I said, I need to get out of here now. Good call.

SPEAKER_04 28:42

I think that's good. I I at very least I think they ask now before doing that, but I actually don't know.

SPEAKER_02 28:48

I got my friend Debbie.

SPEAKER_01 28:49

So you how long were you um I don't know bluesy? How long were you on the farm?

SPEAKER_02 28:55

I was on the farm for two months. Two months.

SPEAKER_01 28:57

Oh, okay. I thought it was gonna be much longer.

SPEAKER_02 28:59

No, no, two months, but that was enough. Well, yeah, what was giving you the blues? Oh well, I had just had my third divorce. Couldn't have children. Doctors wouldn't tell me why, they wouldn't see me.

SPEAKER_01 29:12

They knew, but they wouldn't tell me. They knew.

SPEAKER_02 29:14

They said we have it right here in this envelope.

SPEAKER_04 29:15

I hate when doctors do that. They hide that shit in the envelope. What? And they would go, it's right here. It's right here, and then you jump, and then they're tall, they're always taller, and then you can't reach it.

SPEAKER_02 29:24

And it's hard because I'm tall, my doctor couldn't even imagine.

SPEAKER_01 29:27

That sucks. That sucks where you're like, I'm trying to see the doctor. They're like, we don't have one tall enough for you, actually.

SPEAKER_04 29:33

I think this is a disgusting practice that doctors do.

SPEAKER_01 29:35

Really, really gross. Just in case we need to hide it.

SPEAKER_02 29:40

You can doctor see one, but you have to get it.

SPEAKER_04 29:42

Absolutely. So the way I found out my depression diagnosis is I kicked her in the knees. I kicked her behind the knees. You kicked her?

SPEAKER_02 29:51

I kicked her.

SPEAKER_04 29:52

I heard it all today.

SPEAKER_02 29:52

I kicked her behind the knees. Are you sure you don't have a cigarette? I don't I'm so marijuana.

SPEAKER_04 29:58

I don't have marijuana. We don't we actually say I'll front ledge you. We have nothing relating to drugs.

SPEAKER_01 30:05

I have nothing that will get you high.

SPEAKER_04 30:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:07

Yeah. Alright. Okay. So you had it for a couple months. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 30:12

And then it subsided. Well, before that, I was in a show. Oh, great. You guys know it. We haven't said what it is. Oh, I thought you knew. I was famously in Randy's Beautiful House. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 30:26

Randy's Beautiful House. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 30:28

Um, on Broadway first. 30 days total.

SPEAKER_01 30:31

Were you on in the original cast?

SPEAKER_02 30:33

Yes. And you said you were on it for three days? 30 days. That's the show ran for 30 days, and then they said, get it out of here now. Because as you know, Randy was a predator in the show.

SPEAKER_04 30:43

It's so tough because he's a predator in the show, but he's a predator as an actor. So it's like really classic example of hiding in plain sight. Yeah. The show is a bad man.

SPEAKER_01 30:51

And for a while he just called it method acting. Yeah. It's like that doesn't really fucking count.

SPEAKER_02 30:55

And he was your third husband. And everyone said, That man's a predator. I said, I'll change him. I didn't. No. I didn't. You really can't change those third husbands.

SPEAKER_01 31:02

Okay. So Randy's beautiful house.

SPEAKER_02 31:05

Which is about a predator.

SPEAKER_04 31:06

Which is about a predator.

SPEAKER_01 31:07

Star to predator. Star to predator. And me. And you and the predator. And what did you play?

SPEAKER_02 31:12

I played, I was the farm keeper.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

The farm keeper. Right.

SPEAKER_02 31:16

But Randy's beautiful house was a farm.

SPEAKER_01 31:18

Is it was it very bizarre that you then ended up on a farm shortly after?

SPEAKER_02 31:23

Yeah. It was a little bit too much. Yeah. Because then when I was on the farm, they would find me singing my famous song, Randy, I can't clean the house today. And they come and they say, You're not in the play right now. No. You're not in the music club right now, Eleanor.

SPEAKER_04 31:38

You said they. This farm you're on. Is this something that you just knowing what I know about the 40s and the 50s and and women being treated poorly then? Is this something you like went to to relax or were you brought there in some capacity? No one's ever asked. I was brought there.

SPEAKER_01 31:57

You were brought there.

SPEAKER_02 31:58

Randy sent me there.

SPEAKER_01 32:00

Said you're getting too bluesy. You're getting too bluesy.

SPEAKER_04 32:02

Randy, the the audacity. His show about him being a predator that is based on his real behavior gets kicked off Broadway early. And he sends you to a farm. That's nuts. He needs to take his goddamn attitude to a farm.

SPEAKER_02 32:16

Thank you. He should have followed me right to the Well, I don't know. And he probably did follow you. He's a predator. You know, so you know the musical.

unknown 32:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:23

You know the first song. It's it's stuck around. Can you believe he walks right out? I'm gonna get them all. I'm a predator.

SPEAKER_04 32:30

It's so crazy. That's the first song.

SPEAKER_01 32:32

That one really struck through the even though it was only on Broadway for 30 days, it really People really love that one. Well, I don't know if that's why it stuck around. I think it was more like the uh the sitcom that's like hit Heil Hitler, I'm home. Have you heard of Hitler?

SPEAKER_02 32:46

I've heard of that. Who? Hitler. No, I know Hitler. Oh, was around, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:50

There was a sitcom about I died before the war ended, though.

SPEAKER_02 32:53

Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 32:54

But there was a sitcom about Hitler. It ended. It ended, don't worry. Thank you. He killed himself.

SPEAKER_02 33:00

Yeah, I haven't seen him up here. I've been grateful.

SPEAKER_01 33:02

No, I think some hell.

SPEAKER_04 33:04

Okay, good. Which is awesome because sometimes there's people here that should not be here.

SPEAKER_01 33:08

I wouldn't believe how many people are up here and not down there.

SPEAKER_02 33:11

My twin sister is up here.

SPEAKER_01 33:13

Oh, wait, and uh She should be in hell. We were surprised, like we knew who she is.

SPEAKER_04 33:16

Yeah, but I guess I was I I was just surprised because whenever someone has a twin, it feels like they should have told me, but I know that's not that's not verbally.

SPEAKER_02 33:23

No, I don't I should know that. You should know.

SPEAKER_04 33:24

It's not a realistic expectation.

SPEAKER_02 33:26

My twin I thought she'd be, I said she's in hell. Also, ah, she's behind me, jump scare. She's behind me.

SPEAKER_01 33:31

Why did you think she was supposed to be in hell?

SPEAKER_02 33:33

She's an awful witch. When I was sent to the farm, swooped in, married Randy, the predator. Swooped in like on a broomstick or like she's a literal witch. Yes. She swooped in, she married him.

SPEAKER_01 33:47

Which is kind of honestly did you a favor.

SPEAKER_02 33:49

Yeah, but she's still a witch.

SPEAKER_01 33:51

Yeah, but she doesn't, you know, you shouldn't steal steal your twin's predator's predator. You steal your girl, your man. Steal your twin's predator. Don't be doing that.

SPEAKER_04 34:02

It's so gauche.

SPEAKER_01 34:04

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 34:05

Wow. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 34:06

So you cut you came back from you're on the farm.

SPEAKER_02 34:09

I'm on the farm. You make it back. I get I get picked up one day. They said, I don't know, are you leaving today?

SPEAKER_01 34:16

Oh, okay. It was I said, Great. Catcha. I thought maybe you escaped.

SPEAKER_02 34:19

I get back. I'm thinking everyone's gonna welcome you with open arms. Wrong. Everyone, you're washed up, disgusting. It's been two months!

SPEAKER_04 34:28

This is a good thing. It's about three years in the industry. Yeah. It's so sick to my men. Yes. I went, I had a cold two days. Someone told me that's a good one.

SPEAKER_02 34:36

My friend died from that cold.

SPEAKER_04 34:38

What?

SPEAKER_01 34:39

From that cold. She died from a cold.

SPEAKER_03 34:41

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 34:42

Wait, wait, wait. Okay. So what maybe this doesn't matter, but did you like what how old were you at the time? Um I was 41 because I died when I was 42. Wow. Yeah. Okay. So you died. Oh, wait, uh oh. So you came back from the farm, and then what?

SPEAKER_02 35:00

And then I said, I will prove you all wrong. You were hoping she just died right after the farm. No, I said I'm getting back on the wagon. And I did. I got back on the wagon in the musical revival of wagon.

SPEAKER_04 35:14

You were in the revival. That makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 35:16

Well, I was supposed to be. I opening night.

SPEAKER_00 35:20

What?

SPEAKER_02 35:20

No. Opening night, I I walk out. I'm supposed to kick off the show with the famous song Where's the Wagon? It's coming down the street. Which sounds like the one from Randy's beautiful.

SPEAKER_01 35:35

Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon isn't coming down the street. But it's in Dave.

SPEAKER_02 35:38

They stole it from that. Yeah, they stole it from Music Man.

SPEAKER_01 35:41

But I was Music Man stole it from Wagners.

SPEAKER_02 35:43

Yes, exactly. I walked out and I saw in the front row my twin and Randy holding hands like this. That doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_04 35:51

Wait, they were holding hands like what? They were holding hands like this.

SPEAKER_01 35:54

Up high? Yes.

SPEAKER_04 35:56

That's it's such a crazy way to watch something.

SPEAKER_01 35:59

Well, it's clearly intentionally saying, look at look what's happening here.

SPEAKER_02 36:03

I looked, I said, and I went to sing and I wagon.

SPEAKER_01 36:07

Voice break.

SPEAKER_02 36:09

And I looked, I said, I won't do this. Jumped right into the orchestra pit. Fell on a flute. That was a little a sharp flute.

SPEAKER_01 36:17

Not a sharp flute.

SPEAKER_02 36:18

Where did it go? Right through my heart.

SPEAKER_01 36:22

And then what?

SPEAKER_02 36:23

I was dead.

SPEAKER_01 36:24

Oh, god damn.

SPEAKER_02 36:26

I was the violinist said, play me out.

SPEAKER_01 36:31

The concert professional.

SPEAKER_02 36:34

He plays me out. And they closed wagon then the very next day.

SPEAKER_01 36:38

No.

SPEAKER_02 36:39

The revival.

SPEAKER_01 36:40

You're understudying. Well, it's at that point, but it's bad luck.

SPEAKER_02 36:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:44

And now, what I actually now, this is interesting because I never understood. I always understood the Macbeth thing, but what I know now Don't say that on this is a stage.

SPEAKER_02 36:52

I don't think so. Wait, what's the Macbeth thing?

SPEAKER_04 36:57

You can't say Macbeth on a stage? Yeah, but what you're performing Macbeth.

SPEAKER_01 37:01

I know. I did theater in high school.

SPEAKER_02 37:02

Oh my god. He's here.

SPEAKER_01 37:05

When I did theater in high school, we also weren't allowed to say wagons on stage.

SPEAKER_02 37:09

Waggons? What is the Macbeth? Oh, yeah. Because of me.

SPEAKER_01 37:13

Because if I didn't re I had no clue. No. You can't say Macbeth at a theater. It's bad luck.

SPEAKER_02 37:19

He's coming. He's on his way already. Who's he? McBeth. McBeth. You don't know him?

SPEAKER_01 37:25

You don't know McBeth?

SPEAKER_04 37:26

Shakespeare? No. Okay. Sorry. You are.

SPEAKER_01 37:29

Read a book.

SPEAKER_04 37:30

I clearly, I'm wrong. Do you know McDonald's? McDonald's, you cannot stay on a stage. McDonald's, you cannot stay on a stage.

SPEAKER_01 37:41

If you say McDonald's on a stage, it always breaks the reality of the play. It takes people opposite.

SPEAKER_04 37:45

Out of it because they go, hold on. What were they ordering? Is that makes sense? That's right. Is McRib even out?

SPEAKER_02 37:52

Do they get certain ribs? Tell me about it, please. We only had the hamburger. I think a I've never had one. Do you know?

SPEAKER_04 38:00

25 cents. It's a it's like sugary ribs on a pancake. Sugar ribs?

SPEAKER_01 38:04

It's on a pancake?

SPEAKER_04 38:05

Or is that the McGriddle? The McGriddle's on a pancake.

SPEAKER_01 38:08

Yes. And I don't think it's ribs. Sugary ribs on a pellet.

SPEAKER_02 38:13

Oh. Thank you. I'm trying. I'm writing something with Marilyn Monroe. Are you writing something new? With Marilyn Monroe.

SPEAKER_01 38:19

We're writing the women writing. Now you two have both um. I don't want to say the sentence that I was about to say.

SPEAKER_02 38:27

You have to say it now. Both killed yourselves?

SPEAKER_01 38:29

I was gonna say you were both with predators.

SPEAKER_02 38:34

We were gonna get a crack out of that one.

SPEAKER_04 38:37

Wait, sorry, which predator was she with? If you don't think JFK was a predator, you're just Oh, oh, oh, I see, I see, I see.

SPEAKER_01 38:46

We had Jackie on the show. She might not care for me too.

SPEAKER_02 38:48

What's she doing? She's running a prank show.

SPEAKER_01 38:52

She's doing a prank show called Jack Attack.

SPEAKER_02 38:54

Oh my god, I need to get on that.

SPEAKER_01 38:56

And at the end of it, she says, I'll jack you later.

SPEAKER_02 39:00

Oh my goodness. Yeah, she's die. The 90s. Oh god, I don't even know what that means.

SPEAKER_04 39:07

Totally. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. It's just 40 years after the thing you were talking about. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 39:11

50 math.

SPEAKER_04 39:13

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 39:14

Oh. She Oh, let her see 40. Letter C40. I learned about feminism in 11.

SPEAKER_04 39:22

You're Willid refuses to take the class I've been sending him. So there I've been taking, I don't know if this is the same feminist theory class you're taking at ACC at Afterlift Community College. Yes. So you have to be okay if I'm wrong, and you can't be a super big bitch about it. Really? Those are two of the things that they talk about.

SPEAKER_01 39:40

Because when Jackie Onassis was on the show, I said Onassis was their married name, and you were like, no, it's her maiden name. And I looked it up and I was correct.

SPEAKER_04 39:48

It was her what name?

SPEAKER_01 39:49

I said it was her second married name, and you said no, it's her maiden name.

SPEAKER_04 39:53

So he's doing his thing. He's bringing up like past beef I didn't know about that he's secretly absolutely pissed about.

SPEAKER_01 40:00

Well, that's what that's an example of me not correcting you, and now we look like we all have egg on our face.

SPEAKER_04 40:04

No, you do.

SPEAKER_02 40:05

Egg on my face.

SPEAKER_04 40:06

Oh, because I'm full of eggs that didn't get used.

SPEAKER_02 40:08

Shut up. I never said that. Are you my fourth husband? I am looking.

SPEAKER_01 40:14

You are looking. You're looking for love in the afterlife.

SPEAKER_02 40:17

Of course, yes.

SPEAKER_01 40:18

Love and death.

SPEAKER_02 40:19

Hello?

SPEAKER_01 40:20

Love and death.

SPEAKER_02 40:21

Oh, you meant I want to die. I don't want to die again. No, no, no. Love and death. Yeah, we got we we up. That's a Woody Allen movie, right?

SPEAKER_01 40:27

I hope it's not.

SPEAKER_04 40:28

I just want to date with him.

SPEAKER_01 40:30

No. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't because he kind of harkens back to I don't know anything about him. No.

SPEAKER_04 40:39

Well.

SPEAKER_01 40:40

Don't look into it.

SPEAKER_04 40:41

I wouldn't look into it. I wouldn't date any form of him because I know some of his characters have died in movies. I know he's on a I wouldn't date any form of him. He's not a great guy. I just as advice. Thank you. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_01 40:51

Who is somebody that I would set you on for?

SPEAKER_02 40:52

So set me up with somebody here, please. Hold on a moment. Jimmy Stewart.

SPEAKER_04 40:57

What is a classic Hollywood guy?

SPEAKER_01 40:59

Did you know James?

SPEAKER_02 41:00

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 41:01

You knew James.

SPEAKER_02 41:02

I think I did. Wow. But I was, it was right before I met him right before I went to the farm. Okay. It wasn't a good time. Not a good time.

SPEAKER_04 41:10

I feel like he's so charming. I I've I've never gone up to him, but I see him at the farmer's market. I'm sorry saying farm, farm. But um be like, come on.

SPEAKER_01 41:21

Clean the farm. Six hours. American guacamole. You want the you want the spoon. They sell spoons, maybe.

SPEAKER_04 41:29

He's tell, but he's telling someone else that they want the spoon. He goes to a farmer's market and he goes, You want the spoon?

SPEAKER_01 41:34

What do you want? You want the spoon?

SPEAKER_04 41:35

And they go, I I can make my own decision at the cutlery tent. Is there a sexual tension between the you two?

SPEAKER_01 41:40

Not at all. Remoling. We have a brother-sister vibe at most. Yeah. And actually, I might be her fan by that's a bit.

SPEAKER_02 41:48

I actually agree. I was nervous you were married. I wasn't gonna have to tell you guys that you have sibling and no, the wedding ring that he wears is actually a farce.

SPEAKER_04 41:55

He does it probably to pick up women uh in a disgusting way.

SPEAKER_01 41:59

He kind of guy is a predator. Meaning a predator. I'm more of a John Wayne Gesey type, if anything.

SPEAKER_04 42:06

A murderer. John Wang Gesey. This is so crazy. I met him too.

SPEAKER_02 42:10

I heard him for my birthday party.

SPEAKER_01 42:12

Isn't it surprising that he's not in hell?

SPEAKER_04 42:15

I can't so we how did he get up here? Yeah, Rake. He was it must be that he was such a good kid. Yeah. Like he was so good as a kid and a teenager that it outweighed all the others.

SPEAKER_01 42:29

The only thing that makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 42:30

Wow. I didn't know I had him at the party and someone said, him? And you performed You know what he did, right? You had him perform as a clown. Check your walls. Yeah, that someone said check my walls.

SPEAKER_01 42:40

Oh, for bodies?

SPEAKER_02 42:41

Yeah. There was none, don't worry.

SPEAKER_01 42:43

Good.

SPEAKER_02 42:44

Don't worry. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:45

He got that all out while he was like.

SPEAKER_02 42:46

Well, there was one. There was one. I'm sorry. I can't like it.

SPEAKER_01 42:49

Yeah, he put or you put?

SPEAKER_02 42:50

I put it. You put a body in there in the heaven.

SPEAKER_01 42:55

Do you want to go into this?

SPEAKER_02 42:57

Yeah, no. Okay. You could you probably know who it was.

SPEAKER_01 43:01

Oh. Is it I know who it is. Say it. It's your twin sister. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 43:06

She wasn't dead. She was just in there. Get me out of here. That is.

SPEAKER_01 43:12

It sucks that you can still be like held hostage in the afterlife. But some people deserve it. Those who mistakenly didn't go to hell.

SPEAKER_04 43:19

Yeah. It's such a bummer when you meet people that didn't go to hell and they should have. It's such a bummer. It's such a bummer. Yeah. Who have you met that you thought? I mean, John Wingsee was a really big one.

SPEAKER_01 43:29

JWG. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 43:30

OJ Simpson, I've seen.

SPEAKER_01 43:32

OJ Simpson was surprised.

SPEAKER_04 43:33

Yeah, that was pretty sure. I have not met him.

SPEAKER_01 43:35

Oh, yeah. I was surprised that he's up here.

SPEAKER_04 43:37

He's pretty open about doing it. Oh my god. Having done it.

SPEAKER_01 43:42

Yeah, he yeah, he does say that he did it. Um who else am I most surprised by?

SPEAKER_04 43:48

Um.

SPEAKER_01 43:49

Um, Nixon.

SPEAKER_02 43:55

I think haven't seen him yet.

SPEAKER_01 43:57

Don't cheat at elections.

SPEAKER_04 43:59

That's That's the worst thing you could do.

SPEAKER_02 44:01

Are they still doing that kind of stuff? Yeah. Oh, big time.

SPEAKER_01 44:04

And you should go to hell for it. You should go to hell on it. You absolutely should go to hell for cheating on elections.

SPEAKER_02 44:08

Absolutely. I just cheated on an election up here. You what? For what? For my president of my HOA. Oh, you had an HOA and you're okay I am in a condo. I did not want the whole house. I know you can have your own house. I didn't want that. Yeah. I wanted a condo. You want to be by people. I want to be by people. You apparently want to be in the same complex. Yeah. And I cheated. To become the president of the HOA? Yeah. I threatened everyone.

SPEAKER_01 44:33

Is that cheating? Uh it's coercion.

SPEAKER_04 44:35

Yeah. Is coercion cheating? I don't know. Oh, well, we have to ask. Trying to always find out what's cheating or not. Okay, stop. Like freaks on Reddit being like, is 14 legal in Atlanta?

SPEAKER_01 44:48

You always talk about how I do so. Oh my god. But you brought up me cheating. You brought up the fact that you don't have any kids. This is not me doing it. I gotta go back and look through all the footage and all the evidence. Because it is not me.

SPEAKER_04 45:00

Alright, well, let's take a break then. We'll be right back.

SPEAKER_03 45:04

Give me your teeth. I need teeth. Don't ask why. Send them to me in an envelope at this address. Don't ask why.

SPEAKER_04 45:13

And we're back to my favorite segment of the show.

SPEAKER_01 45:17

That's right. We get a chance to introduce these people to you, but we also want to introduce them to each other.

SPEAKER_04 45:21

Yes, we were trying to make a community here in the afterlife, and I think we're succeeding.

SPEAKER_01 45:25

I agree. Please welcome back to the show, Eleanor Van Strong and Shorty Pineco. Shorty Pineco. It was the spelling that threw me off, if I'm being honest. Yeah, I think.

SPEAKER_02 45:38

Shorty, you absolutely stink. What's going on?

SPEAKER_05 45:42

Well, so we as I I mean we had a conversation earlier, and uh I I realized that I had mixed some uh elements into my moonshine that sometimes smell not good.

SPEAKER_04 45:54

I I feel like you're saying you realized as if it was something after the fact and not something consciously that you did.

SPEAKER_01 46:01

Also, I love the idea of you are describing these things as elements that sometimes stink sometimes being poop.

SPEAKER_04 46:10

Which I would say 100% of the time stinks. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 46:16

What if it's like frozen?

SPEAKER_02 46:18

Hello. Oh, hello. Oh, I thought it was a good old hello. Like hello. Oh, it's more like a goodbye. Oh, okay. I thought this, I thought maybe this was gonna be the man. How old are you?

SPEAKER_01 46:34

103. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 46:36

Wait, you died when you were 103.

SPEAKER_01 46:38

I died when I was 103.

SPEAKER_05 46:39

What year is it now? 2022? 2025 on Earth. Yeah. 2025. So I guess I'm um if you end up.

SPEAKER_02 46:46

My birthday 2025.

SPEAKER_01 46:50

You know what? If you were just right, it would make me not look like such an asshole.

SPEAKER_02 46:56

Okay. It is 20, it's 2025. Does it matter?

SPEAKER_05 47:00

We're dead. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 47:05

And I look like an asshole because I say the right answer. I look like a complete Arian douchebag. Look, whatever year anyone says it's fine. I was I asked, and then you really forcefully told us.

SPEAKER_04 47:22

You also said you're Arian?

SPEAKER_01 47:24

Around. You did say Arian. I heard Arian.

SPEAKER_02 47:28

It really changed my day. It really changed.

SPEAKER_04 47:32

We're really opening up who can be Arian these days.

SPEAKER_01 47:34

Wow. That's good.

SPEAKER_04 47:36

That's honestly a relief. Wow, that's huge.

SPEAKER_01 47:39

That's huge for them. Be honest.

SPEAKER_04 47:41

If Arians were opening up a social club, anybody could join. And it was really cool.

SPEAKER_01 47:46

Wow, what a diversity win for the perks. Arians open it up to whoever.

SPEAKER_02 47:56

What are the perks? I love a perk.

SPEAKER_01 47:57

Being an Aryan.

SPEAKER_04 47:58

No, well, Luke, the perks of the social club. It'll be like free meals, like a working space, like a bath.

SPEAKER_02 48:05

The perks of the Arians are I'm having a musical idea of the perks of the Arians.

SPEAKER_01 48:09

The perks of the Arians.

SPEAKER_02 48:11

There's not enough of us. What'll we do? That was a good ad lib. Oh, I don't know. I thought you were asking. You need to come with me in Maryland. You need to shower first, but you need to come meet me in Maryland.

SPEAKER_01 48:24

Well, the thing is it stinks, but it's technically clean because it is the alcohol content is so high that uh craziest thing you can turn into alcohol. Gosh. Well, I'm thinking of it as mostly, you know, berries, fruits, things like that, organic matter like that. Organic matter. Yeah. I would say.

SPEAKER_02 48:42

Can you turn anything right now into alcohol? I would love a drink.

SPEAKER_04 48:45

Um not our phone, which should be used for phone calls, right? Unless you were about to do that. I guess you could try. Someone needs to use his phone.

SPEAKER_01 48:54

Don't tell me there's alcohol on the phone. Oh my god. Can I show you something?

SPEAKER_04 48:58

Please, nobody's called or ever uses phone.

SPEAKER_01 49:01

What? You can take that off.

SPEAKER_02 49:03

That comes the Give me it, please. I am blackout trying to go. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 49:14

I am why no one's been calling?

SPEAKER_01 49:17

How long ago did you do that? I want to say about 17 minutes ago. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 49:21

Okay, that's not why no one's calling it. This whole time there's been a nice sip in front of me. I'm trying to deal with these siblings. We are not siblings. We are not siblings. We have siblings. He's Arian, I'm Reika.

SPEAKER_01 49:33

I didn't get your name earlier. I'm sorry. There's a chiron in it. Ariad. It just says Arian. Orion.

SPEAKER_04 49:43

Oh, what did that taste like?

SPEAKER_02 49:46

Horrible. It burned.

SPEAKER_01 49:49

Alcohol horrible, though, or poop horrible?

SPEAKER_02 49:51

Oh, alcohol. I didn't get a slide to taste a poop, but you really prove yourself. So why does it not taste like a but you stink the high heaven?

SPEAKER_01 49:58

Oh, that's I mean, I well, I showered in it, and then this is a different supply coming from my feet.

SPEAKER_04 50:03

Oh, this came from your feet?

SPEAKER_01 50:05

Yeah, I've I have a little whale in my shoes.

SPEAKER_04 50:08

Excuse me.

SPEAKER_01 50:10

I guess mine comes from feet. Yeah, like grape stock. Mine comes from feet. Yeah. I've never heard that it's put that way. Why am I saying that? Because people stop all over the grape. My name is Waleen.

unknown 50:21

I'm not Aaron.

SPEAKER_01 50:24

Please stop calling me Aaron. Okay. I thought you said that was your name. Not everybody is watching it. A lot of people are listening to it. And that's the last thing I do.

SPEAKER_04 50:33

And something that's funny about our show is we'll post clips and people don't know the context of the show. They think on like Instagram or something or TikTok. Who?

SPEAKER_01 50:44

Instagram is sort of like Oh, this might be good for you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:48

No, it's my photo's gonna be in the paper.

SPEAKER_01 50:50

Uh no, it will be. So there's this thing out unfortunately called the internet that came with us into the afterlife, and we post clips from this show.

SPEAKER_02 50:59

Everyone's been telling me about it. I have been scared. I think you're okay on the internet.

SPEAKER_01 51:03

I'm not. I don't have an account yet, but it sounds like sort of like a missions board.

SPEAKER_04 51:06

It's sort of like a message board. Yes. But like anyone can comment on anything, and we don't get that problem all that much, but people will watch our clips and um they don't know the context. So that's why it would be kind of funny.

SPEAKER_05 51:19

When I don't have the context, I like to just get in there. I like to swing, I like to just kind of make some space for myself.

SPEAKER_04 51:27

You mean so you kind of like like what do you make for space for myself?

SPEAKER_01 51:30

Well, I don't have the internet, so I don't know 100% what you're talking about. But on a message board, when someone says something I don't understand, I just start ripping shit off of it.

SPEAKER_00 51:37

Uh-huh. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:39

I put up a message looking for a pair of shoes, and it was ripped down the next day.

SPEAKER_01 51:43

Yeah, I said, what kind of shoes? Who's saying this? I don't know if we can have any shoes on the board.

SPEAKER_04 51:51

What you were looking for shoes on a message board?

SPEAKER_01 51:54

What kind of shoes are you looking for?

SPEAKER_02 51:55

I was looking for these.

SPEAKER_01 51:56

Oh, you found us.

SPEAKER_02 51:58

I didn't I said, I need the ugly shoe that helps the back. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 52:04

Why can't they do both?

SPEAKER_04 52:05

I why can't we?

SPEAKER_01 52:08

Always a choice, right?

SPEAKER_04 52:09

It's always a choice. And why did the shoe message make you so mad?

SPEAKER_01 52:13

I didn't understand it. I didn't know who was asking for it.

SPEAKER_02 52:15

So I did my signature. It looks like a scribble, but it is not. You could have sold that.

SPEAKER_01 52:21

Okay. Yeah, because you're your autograph was probably worth something back in the day.

SPEAKER_04 52:24

Did you know this, Shorty? I don't know if you were you died actually after Eleanor. Oh my god. So you might have seen some of her productions. I don't know if you watched musicals, but she was in the very short-lived wagon revival and it was.

SPEAKER_05 52:38

Wagon revival? That was after my cousin. They they came up with the story after my cousin.

SPEAKER_04 52:43

That story was based on your cousin?

SPEAKER_05 52:45

They came up with the story of a wagon after my cousin.

SPEAKER_04 52:48

Wait, wait a minute. They came up with the story of a wagon.

SPEAKER_05 52:51

They came up with the story of the wagon after my cousin.

SPEAKER_02 52:55

I I met him because we had to get inspiration.

SPEAKER_01 52:58

And then, wait, so I don't think was my cousin the I don't think my cousin is.

SPEAKER_02 53:03

The predator is for Randy's beautiful house. The secret of the wagon was there's also a predator in the wagon.

SPEAKER_01 53:09

Oh, there's a predator in the wagon, like a Trojan horse. Like a bobcat? In the musical.

SPEAKER_02 53:13

We think you're getting saved by the wagon. Why is that why are they so obsessed with those predators on Broadway? What kind of remember the song? Well, of course not. There's no band-aid says it's a predator. It's a predator. Oh, that yeah, it was about that.

SPEAKER_05 53:29

That was based on your cousin. That was after my cousin.

SPEAKER_04 53:31

When you say after, I'm sort of not understanding. You mean temporally, or it is based on your cousin? Yes.

SPEAKER_05 53:37

Right after. So it is the story of which is after my cousin. Got it.

SPEAKER_01 53:43

So they were they they wanted to do something around my cousin, so they did it after him. Because you can't do it before. You can't do it before. You couldn't possibly do it before. What do you think? Another word for based on is after. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04 53:57

But you're all using it in a different way. Some of you are using it like time-wise. After what? After exactly.

SPEAKER_05 54:05

Based on what?

SPEAKER_04 54:06

Woof. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 54:08

Um So what was your what was your cousin? Was he a wagon maker or was he a wagon?

SPEAKER_02 54:14

He was the wagon.

SPEAKER_01 54:16

So he before wagons were like, you know, the kind of wheeled thing that you know. Before wagons. Before wagon. This was a long time ago. Yeah, before wagons. Pre-wagons.

SPEAKER_04 54:25

Now he's not understanding before. Before means before.

SPEAKER_01 54:28

People would just hold stuff and get rolled down the hill. Oh. And uh, so he was the original wagon. He was the original. Wagons were people who dragged them.

SPEAKER_04 54:37

Wagons were people who dragged them. Wagons were people who dragged them to dragged them. I heard I read a story in high school about a woman who was like a milk delivery person and she had to, she was a wagon. Well, aren't all women milk delivery? God. Sometimes I think it's a milk delivery service.

SPEAKER_01 54:55

That's why I look at you. Original inspiration for Hidden My Alcohol.

SPEAKER_04 54:59

Is milk delivery service of women? Is is wow.

SPEAKER_01 55:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 55:06

Oh, I see. You have them drink it and then deliver it.

SPEAKER_01 55:08

Yeah. Oh my God. It's the same thing.

SPEAKER_04 55:10

Well, they rolled this woman down the hill when she was holding two containers of milk and all the milk spilled out.

SPEAKER_01 55:16

That's the story? Yeah. That's Jack and Jill, right? To fetch a pail of water.

SPEAKER_02 55:22

And go to up a hill to fetch the Jesus situation where the milk became the water became the milk.

SPEAKER_01 55:27

Is it snowballing and like water? Yeah, does it turn into like a snowball?

SPEAKER_02 55:32

I would love a big glass of milk right now with a little bourbon in it. Ew! Alright. I'm back on his side now.

SPEAKER_01 55:40

Milk with a little bourbon. I mean, have you ever had a what's it called a white rush?

SPEAKER_04 55:43

White Russian. I actually loved White Russians on Earth.

SPEAKER_01 55:46

Oh, sorry. What is your deal to me? I was trying to be so much. Some people are always trying to yuck your yum.

SPEAKER_04 55:52

Sorry. Sorry. You know that phrase. That's cute.

SPEAKER_01 55:55

And that's you, it's even your yum. You yucked your yum.

SPEAKER_04 55:58

Never yuck your own yum.

SPEAKER_01 55:59

Never yuck your own yum.

SPEAKER_04 56:01

You gotta yum your yums.

SPEAKER_01 56:02

Yum your yums. Yum your yum. What are some of your favorite yums? Gosh.

SPEAKER_05 56:06

My favorite yums, biscuits and gravy.

SPEAKER_01 56:08

Biscuits and gravy. A cigarette. A cigarette. Ooh.

SPEAKER_04 56:13

I love uh dumplings.

SPEAKER_01 56:16

I'm gonna go with nerds, gummy, clusters. Nerds, gummy clusters.

SPEAKER_02 56:20

No, you should say that again in slow.

SPEAKER_01 56:22

Nerds. Nerds. Gummy. Gummy. Clusters. Clusters. Clubsters.

SPEAKER_04 56:27

This is some like toxic white guy shit. Toxic white guy?

SPEAKER_01 56:33

This is well, probably mostly by white people. Maybe not. It's delicious. It's incredible. And it's the great greatest.

SPEAKER_02 56:40

I haven't heard one detail about it. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 56:43

Well, explain Eddie. One element of it of it to you will take so long.

SPEAKER_04 56:46

Nerd Nerbs, gummy clusters. Nerbs, glummy clubs clusters.

SPEAKER_02 56:51

Nerds, glummy club clubsters. Nerds, gummy clubsters.

SPEAKER_05 56:55

Gummy clubsters.

SPEAKER_02 56:56

Nurbs. Gummy clusters. Come into a sound near you. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 57:02

Oh God, I hope we get sponsored by them. That's my dream. I don't know if you need this, but I was just thinking about how I love music. I'm not trained in sort of uh clearly. Uh yeah, it's clear. Uh but I I do play a jug. I don't know if that's abuse.

SPEAKER_04 57:17

Oh, a jug would be amazing. I think this is such a natural pair. Oh, take a sip.

SPEAKER_02 57:25

Is it a jug when you're making the noise? That colors the wagon. Is it the medical supplies we need for the children? Or is it a predator?

SPEAKER_04 57:36

You know, uh here's what I'm gonna say. I think both of you could collaborate in such a beautiful way. I wonder if there's any non-predator material out there.

SPEAKER_02 57:45

Oh, I can't think of one.

SPEAKER_01 57:46

I'm trying to think. I mean, how much time do we have? What if I have an idea? Now, this is both past your when you died. Okay. Okay, after death. After um, it was after, and they made movies called Predators, called Predator and Predators, and it's an alien. Would you guys be willing to sing one of those, a song about that predator?

SPEAKER_02 58:08

About aliens. Yeah. But they're predators. Yeah, they're kind of inviting people over. So they're gonna be new species, and they're still predators. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 58:16

It's pretty bum, it's a pretty big bummer.

SPEAKER_01 58:18

You can't avoid them. That's tough. That's really tough. Are they all? They're just called like the entire race is called predators.

SPEAKER_04 58:25

You know, and not you know, we're and now we're kind of judging them. We're looking at it as a monoculture. Not all of them are predators. Imagine if an alien came here or to Earth and met Harvey Weinstein and went, wow, everyone's like this.

SPEAKER_01 58:37

Yeah, that's so funny. I'd be so scary. And he had a big spaceship of people that are just like him, and they're always trying to do that. That's an absolute nightmare. Sorry, I need a fucking slide.

SPEAKER_02 58:50

I'm gonna need to have a sip. I'm gonna need a sip of that. Oh boy. Oh my god. Oh. Yeah. Well, guys, it has been an honor to have you both. I have been meet I have been wanting to get on this for a while since I heard about it three days ago. So thank you so much for having me.

SPEAKER_04 59:12

I we've been posting flyers. Have you been ripping those?

SPEAKER_01 59:15

I've been ripping them. Oh!

SPEAKER_04 59:17

What do they say?

SPEAKER_01 59:18

I don't know. What did the posters say? It's also crazy because we reached out to you two weeks ago. Yeah, I looked at it and said, what the hell are they talking about?

SPEAKER_04 59:25

Uh the flyers say, please join our cable access show. We're trying to bring community together in the afterlife. We're dead at Afterlife Studios on Cloud Street.com. What made you rip it down?

SPEAKER_05 59:38

Well, um, I was I when I saw the first word that said we're dead, I'm like, I'm not dead.

SPEAKER_02 59:43

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 59:45

I have sent you come to understand. You've accepted it. You know, reflection that I have been blown up.

unknown 59:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 59:53

It's so tragic to be blown up. You were blown up?

SPEAKER_01 59:56

Yeah, I blew myself up with the the alcohol steel.

SPEAKER_04 59:59

He elbowed about some burner doing the cha-cha slide. And it blew through the side. Which is a dance about instructions. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:04

Alan War got a flute through the heart. Flute through the heart. But you're too late.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:08

And you know that song?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:10

Yeah, that's that's a different song.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:12

That's a different song. People don't know, people think that song came out in the 90s. That came out in the 60s.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:16

Yeah, oh, basically.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:17

Flute through the heart. Oh. Is that about me?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:21

Probably. And that's also an instruction.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:23

Who sang it? And then you're too late.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:26

Yeah. Who sings it?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:28

Bon Jovi?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:29

Bon Jovi. Don't say that name. Don't say that name again to me. Bon Jovi.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:34

I know him. You know Bon Jovi? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:38

Bon Jovi Clusters?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:40

You met him at the farmer's market.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:42

The farm. Oh. On Earth.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:45

Oh, maybe that may have been his dad. Which farm?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:47

Oh. I thought you said it came out in the 60s.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:50

No, the song came out in like the 80s. Right?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:52

The song came out in the 60s.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:54

The song came out in the 60s. Because I watched it on the city.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:56

And do I get do I get any power credits for being right right now? I guess I died in the 90s.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:01

Power credits, tell me more.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:03

Whatever the hell he's getting societally for being right.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:08

God, if only I had more power credits. You went into 103D.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:13

You're overflowing with power credits.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:16

Well, guys, thank you so much for being here. An honor. They say you only live once, but then there's the afterlife. I'm Ray Kishunker.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:22

And I'm Ali Mansur, and we're dead. I need to ride home.