Willy Wonka's a b**** in the afterlife (Aman Adumer, Kim Cooper)

On this week's episode, Rekha and Waleed are joined by famously forgotten Otis Wright and Charlie's famously hated Grandpa Joe. Ain't nobody here to see Otis though.

Hosts:
Rekha Shankar
Waleed Mansour

Guests:
Aman Adumer as Otis Wright
Kim Cooper as Grandpa Joe

Edited by Waleed Mansour

Full episodes available to watch on Youtube 

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Welcome to another day of viewing on public access television. We hope you enjoy today's programming.

SPEAKER_04 0:07

I'm Reka Shunker.

SPEAKER_07 0:08

And I'm Wade Mansoor and We're Dead.

SPEAKER_04 0:14

Hello and welcome to We're Dead, the afterlife's number one cable access show.

SPEAKER_07 0:18

That's right. We get a chance to talk to a bunch of dead people because we've been dead for about a year now. Uh, and it's nice to get to know more people, build a little dead community. It's so nice. It is really, really nice. How are you doing? What's new?

SPEAKER_04 0:32

Um, I'm kind of done with my piano lessons.

SPEAKER_07 0:34

Kind of done. Yeah. You you just stopped your singing lessons. Are you moving on already? I'm not. I just am trying to be, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04 0:42

Oh, it's okay. It's okay. I realize that I realize that um sometimes like the kind of spontaneity and kind of wild card nature of my personality might be foreign to you.

SPEAKER_07 0:56

Yeah, that is again. I think what it takes me back to is my wife has this complaint from when she was a child that she would keep signing up for like the intros or the new hobbies, new things. And then two weeks in, she would be like, I'm tired of it. I quit. And she wishes that her mom or dad would have been like, No, you have to stick with it. You have to keep doing it. You clearly liked it for a reason, and now that it's hard, you're quitting. No, keep going. And I kind of want to be maybe the parent for you to say, no, keep doing piano until you're good at it.

SPEAKER_03 1:27

You want to be my parent?

SPEAKER_07 1:28

I'll be your parent, sure.

SPEAKER_03 1:31

I would actually really like that because I feel like I did a lot of self-parenting.

SPEAKER_07 1:33

Okay, you're well, then you're not allowed to quit piano.

SPEAKER_04 1:35

Why?

SPEAKER_07 1:37

You are grounded.

SPEAKER_04 1:38

Are you fucking kidding me?

SPEAKER_07 1:39

Go to your room.

SPEAKER_04 1:40

I fucking hate you, and I never want to be related to you.

SPEAKER_07 1:44

Well, you're not. Well, but you could be. Potentially.

SPEAKER_04 1:49

This is sick. All right. We'll table the piano thing.

SPEAKER_07 1:52

Okay. Um The reason I said that is because of I'm not dating, but I have been hanging out with rake as family members, and that's still going on, in case you were interested. And me and Rodica have not kissed once or anything.

SPEAKER_04 2:04

Why did you add or anything?

SPEAKER_07 2:07

Or we haven't kissed or anything. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_04 2:10

You said kissed once or anything.

SPEAKER_07 2:11

Because I feel like if I would have said we haven't kissed once, you would have been like, okay, so then what did you do?

unknown 2:17

Am I?

SPEAKER_04 2:17

Well, I think you had sex without kissing. Yuck.

SPEAKER_07 2:20

You've never had sex without kissing.

SPEAKER_04 2:23

Am I the weird one? You've never had sex without kissing? Am I the weird one? I feel crazy. What are you talking about? You have to kiss. You don't have to kiss. How do you get there otherwise?

SPEAKER_07 2:36

How do I get where?

SPEAKER_04 2:38

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 2:39

What are you fucking talking about?

SPEAKER_07 2:42

Let's do a comment. Let's do a comment.

SPEAKER_03 2:44

All right, we've fucking just going in there. Hands, all hands.

SPEAKER_07 2:49

I'm doing all hands. Fucking nasty. Alright, we're doing comments because we want to try to engage with people more, and apparently our stuff is online. We thought it was just on public access TV.

SPEAKER_04 2:58

Yeah, but evidently it's on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at We're Dead Show.

SPEAKER_07 3:02

Yeah, let's see if anybody has any interesting comments for us this time around. Go ahead and Rake. Read that one.

SPEAKER_04 3:07

Wow, you always have great guests, but it's so cool that you got PFT. I don't know who PFT is.

SPEAKER_07 3:13

Yeah, puffed. I assumed it was puffed.

SPEAKER_04 3:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 3:16

You always have great guests, but it's so cool you had puffed. You think it's PFT?

SPEAKER_04 3:20

It could be puffed. Oh, you know, Doc Holiday was like a smoker, right? Or no?

SPEAKER_07 3:27

You think it was Doc Holliday because he smoked? That's puffed. I don't know. We haven't had PFT or puffed.

SPEAKER_04 3:37

Yeah, we haven't had them, so that that's spam. But honestly, we'll take that. Spam comments are actually equally as valuable. We just need to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_07 3:44

We don't really care.

SPEAKER_04 3:44

We just need engagement.

SPEAKER_07 3:47

So cool that you got puffed. That you got. Maybe that you got.

SPEAKER_04 3:50

Oh, we got puffed.

SPEAKER_07 3:52

Oh, that you think it's a verb. We got puff. Puffed. Yeah, maybe we got puffed.

SPEAKER_04 3:59

Maybe we got maybe getting puffed is like uh when you get more numbers, like your metrics are up and like you're getting puffed.

SPEAKER_07 4:07

Oh, we got puffed.

SPEAKER_04 4:08

You always great get get buttons. But it's so cool that you're getting puffed finally.

SPEAKER_07 4:13

I can't believe you guys got puffed.

SPEAKER_04 4:15

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. That's very, very nice. It is appreciate that.

SPEAKER_07 4:18

I guess it is cool that we got puffed.

SPEAKER_04 4:19

That's so nice.

SPEAKER_07 4:20

Nice. Cool.

SPEAKER_04 4:21

Um well lead, how do you be a little how have you been doing?

SPEAKER_07 4:24

I have been doing I've been doing okay. Not great.

SPEAKER_04 4:27

You sound bad.

SPEAKER_07 4:28

Well, yeah. I, you know, I obviously I didn't make the football team. So I have been trying to drown my sorrows, but I just have been finding it harder to get drunk or high or whatever here. So yeah, it's just it feels like everything takes a little bit longer. So um I actually went back to skydiving to just get some sort of adrenaline rush.

SPEAKER_04 4:47

I think that's awesome. Yeah, yeah. Should I try that?

SPEAKER_07 4:49

Oh, no. God, no. You?

SPEAKER_04 4:52

Why?

SPEAKER_07 4:53

Because it's unsafe, Reka.

SPEAKER_04 4:55

You never let me do anything I want to do. I'm on my period, I'm an adult.

SPEAKER_07 4:59

Do you uh okay? First time I've asked this in the afterlife. Do you still get your period here?

SPEAKER_04 5:05

First time he's asked. Been up here a year. First time a friend asks another friend if they're still getting their period. Think about that, ladies. And think about that uterus having people. Think about that.

SPEAKER_07 5:17

I think I just assumed you didn't because why would you?

SPEAKER_04 5:19

Yeah, I would think that too, because you can't get pregnant in the afterlife. But guess what, Wooled? Nothing works for people with uteruses because I still get my period. It's actually worse. What? In the afterlife. You suck at your period. Can I tell you something?

SPEAKER_07 5:33

Whoever's in charge around here fucking sucks.

SPEAKER_04 5:35

I'm gonna be so for real right now. This is me being for real.

SPEAKER_07 5:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 5:39

On Earth, period, about six days. But for about two or three days before, there's a little spotting. And 10 days before the real period date, I'm bloating. So my pants aren't fitting quite right. So that's about 16 days where my body is like not correct.

SPEAKER_02 5:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:55

And that's over half the month. So I'm always about to be on my period if I'm not already on it anyway. Come to the afterlife. Period, 12 days. Spotting, 12 days. Bloated, 15 days.

SPEAKER_07 6:09

That's over a month. Does the oh wait, that would mean that the bloating and the period overlap.

SPEAKER_04 6:14

And honey, don't they ever? Don't they ever? Do they ever?

SPEAKER_07 6:20

I know we can't have babies. Are you still do you still feel that you're ovulating?

SPEAKER_04 6:24

I don't know what the absolute fuck is going on in there. I had a I, you know, they can give you an optional pap smear here. You know, it's kind of just if you're curious, it doesn't if you have cancer, it doesn't matter because you'll just die again and come back. So I I took an optional pap smear and I said, what's going on in there?

SPEAKER_07 6:40

And they thought you were gonna say, What's a pap smear?

SPEAKER_04 6:43

Do you not know? No, I can tell you.

SPEAKER_07 6:46

I I honestly don't know what one is. A pap smear is when I wasn't allowed to go to sex ed when I was a kid.

SPEAKER_04 6:50

Is that true?

SPEAKER_07 6:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:51

Like your parents had to sign a thing.

SPEAKER_07 6:53

My parents signed me out, so I got to just go to the gym.

SPEAKER_04 6:55

Such a crazy alternative. Um a pap smear is when they open um the vagina and they take a swab like near the cervix to see if like your cells are all normal to detect cervical cancer, HBV, STIs, a myriad of things. Gotcha. Um, they can also see if like your while they're in there, they can see other things going on.

SPEAKER_07 7:15

Man, I really always thought it was something getting smeared on, but it's really a smear off.

SPEAKER_04 7:20

Yeah, they're taking precious items from me. Yeah. They're taking precious mucus from me.

SPEAKER_07 7:23

Feels like it should be called a pap swab. Am I crazy?

SPEAKER_04 7:26

I would argue this is the thing I care about the least with regards to what the problem is.

SPEAKER_07 7:33

So valid. So anyway, what were the revolt? Is also your swab.

SPEAKER_04 7:37

They said I have egg-like substances. And I went, egg-like. That's like how Jumba juice serves like strawberry-ish, you know, Swizzler smoothies, where they can't say strawberry. Yeah. Egg-like.

SPEAKER_07 7:50

So if you had a baby, it would be like a little freaky guy.

SPEAKER_04 7:53

Baby-like. I don't know if you can have a baby. I don't think you can have a baby. No, we haven't seen anybody. We haven't seen the only times we've seen people that look pregnant, quote unquote, which Walid will always step in it for, um, they're just saying they're bloated. That they ate a lot of salt.

SPEAKER_07 8:07

Yeah, I guess gotta stop guessing because it's all it's I'm over a hundred.

SPEAKER_04 8:11

It's it's really safe to just never say anything about someone's body. Just never have a thought about it.

SPEAKER_07 8:17

Well, what if they did haven't noticed?

SPEAKER_04 8:19

I guarantee you, if I'm bloated and you haven't noticed, I don't mind.

SPEAKER_07 8:23

No, what if you haven't noticed?

SPEAKER_04 8:26

If I'm bloated, I notice. I notice. And let me tell you, everybody's gonna notice.

SPEAKER_07 8:33

Snoop snoop. Because you stink?

SPEAKER_04 8:35

Everybody farts when they're bloated. Why? Get off my ass. I'm not the first person that's ever had a period.

SPEAKER_07 8:44

Okay. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04 8:46

It's okay.

SPEAKER_07 8:47

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04 8:48

What happens to you in the afterlife? What a bodily change.

SPEAKER_07 8:51

Um, well, uh, anything bodily change? No. I I I think I'm still chilling. I awesome. Did I ever tell you about my wet dreams? Or we could just introduce our guest. Do you have a preference?

SPEAKER_04 9:08

What is Sophie's choice? Gee, I can't decide. Whatever will I do? Do I want to hear about Walid's wet dreams or do I want to do my job? Huh. I think I'll go ahead and introduce our next guest.

SPEAKER_05 9:25

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_04 9:26

Please welcome Otis Wright.

SPEAKER_05 9:30

Hi. Hi.

SPEAKER_04 9:32

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 9:33

Hi, guys. Hi. Hi.

SPEAKER_04 9:35

I I am really excited to have you here. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 9:40

Thank you for coming. Thank you so much for coming.

SPEAKER_06 9:42

Yeah, no, no, no. You're Anyplace with a roof. I'm down to come in. Thank you so much.

SPEAKER_04 9:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 9:47

Having me.

SPEAKER_04 9:48

I'm really curious because you are one of the Wright brothers, but not Orville and Wilbur.

SPEAKER_07 9:54

Redenbach. Wilberg. Wilbur.

SPEAKER_04 9:56

Sorry, sorry. Not Orville and Wilbur. You are another ode uh another Wright brother.

SPEAKER_06 10:01

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 10:01

And um and someone who I'm not familiar with, to be honest.

SPEAKER_06 10:05

Well, it's nice to it's nice to meet you. It's nice to finally get some recognition, which is what I came here for, by the way. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 10:10

I'm sure your brothers get all the recognition. You're is there some jealousy there?

SPEAKER_06 10:14

There might be I wouldn't call it jealousy, but there might be a little bit of something.

SPEAKER_04 10:19

Do you mean sorry, do you mean is Otis jealous of them or are they jealous of Otis?

SPEAKER_06 10:23

Well definitely the former.

SPEAKER_04 10:26

The former and Is that what you meant?

SPEAKER_06 10:28

I if I knew, if I remembered what the former meant, then yes. Is that the same thing? The former was jealous of them. I assume you're jealous of them.

SPEAKER_04 10:34

I think they're jealous of you.

SPEAKER_06 10:36

I think I am I jealous of them, are they jealous of me? I am jealous. Period. Just period, absolutely. I am a jealous, I'm a jealous man. I'm a jealous man. I'm mad that they did not include me in the history of the Wright brothers. Yeah, I've never heard of you before. That's the problem. I'm really sorry. No, and you're educating yourselves.

SPEAKER_04 11:03

Yes. We are always trying to do that.

SPEAKER_07 11:04

Yes, absolutely.

SPEAKER_04 11:05

And is there something in particular you want to be recognized for?

SPEAKER_07 11:09

Yes. How can we get that recognition across to the viewers?

SPEAKER_06 11:12

Yes. I was one of the Wright brothers who was in the first couple of planes. Are you wondering why I've got a thing on my head?

SPEAKER_07 11:22

I was. I was curious, yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 11:24

This thing is keeping my jaw together and my brain intact. Oh. I was in one of the early planes.

SPEAKER_07 11:31

He kind of crashed.

SPEAKER_06 11:34

Did it. Oh, oh, did it. It crashed. It crashed.

SPEAKER_07 11:37

So were you helping to invent it though, or were you just like a test pilot?

SPEAKER_04 11:41

Seems like they could have used a mannequin in there.

SPEAKER_06 11:43

They could have. They could have. But times were I didn't grow up with cash. I didn't grow up with cash. That's so fine. So they used me. I was their youngest little brother, and they said, Hey, why don't you get in there, Otis? And I was like, Well, no, I'm not going to get in there. And they said, Well, if you don't get in there, then maybe then you're a chicken. And I don't know if you to be called a chicken. At that time? Bok buck.

SPEAKER_04 12:08

No, no, that means that's sorry. I know what a chicken is, is what that means. I'm not telling you you're a chicken.

SPEAKER_07 12:14

You're not a chicken. To get in a plane before planes were planes. So brave. It's so brave.

SPEAKER_06 12:19

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So I'd like a little bit of recognition. I got in the plane when it was one wing. They were doing one wing at a time? They start they had to learn about two.

SPEAKER_07 12:29

It was one wing. Check out birds is my first thought with planes. Check out a bird. How many wings a bird got?

SPEAKER_04 12:36

But let me ask you what I think.

SPEAKER_06 12:37

I did check out a bird. And and they put feathers on me and pushed me off a cliff.

SPEAKER_04 12:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 12:42

And they said, flap them like a bird. Flap them like a bird, Otis.

SPEAKER_04 12:46

So the first plane attempt was actually just a person with wings.

SPEAKER_07 12:50

That is smart.

SPEAKER_04 12:51

Sure.

SPEAKER_07 12:52

It's a little bit of uh what's the what's the um Greek myth that I'm thinking about? Icarus? Icarus.

SPEAKER_04 12:58

Oh, well, that would be so. It's hard to tell what triggers you.

SPEAKER_07 13:03

Do you have a list?

SPEAKER_05 13:04

Yes. Yeah. Icarus is on there.

SPEAKER_07 13:07

Icarus is on there. Okay. We'll just yeah, we'll make a note.

SPEAKER_03 13:10

We'll be making note mentally because I don't want to read it down. Oh god, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_07 13:17

Oh my god, my own. Does this mean anything to you? Ain't nobody here to see you, Otis? Is that anything to you?

SPEAKER_04 13:25

It certainly means nothing to me. Now that does not trigger me.

SPEAKER_07 13:29

Okay. It's from the it's from the Temptations mini-series documentary thing, and it's uh it's something that um uh oh my godin says to Otis. I've seen the memes. I've seen the memes. It just feels so relevant here. Why? Because I have a feeling that Orv Orville and Wilbur were saying that to you. Well, but ain't nobody here to see you, Otis. Your brother's names are triggers.

SPEAKER_06 13:57

They actually did say that to me. They did say that when they received the award for the Presidential Medal of Freedom and I decided to try to storm the stage and say, hey, hey, it was me too, it was me too. They they went, Ain't nobody here to see you, Otis.

SPEAKER_04 14:09

Wow. That is um that's really upsetting because I think even if you were not scientifically, mathematically, or or like labor-wise involved with the plane, you're putting in the emotional labor, putting your body on the line to be a test dummy.

SPEAKER_07 14:23

Also, were you involved in the invention part of the planes?

SPEAKER_06 14:27

I was. I was involved in the invention part of the city. Sorry. Yeah, I was. I was. They didn't use any of my ideas, okay, but I was involved.

SPEAKER_07 14:36

Well Can you give us one of your ideas that you thought maybe was a good one?

SPEAKER_06 14:40

Yeah, of course. I said, what if if a plane is just something that flies and we want to float above the sky, what if we get on top of each other's shoulders one by one, by one, by one, by one, by one, by one. And then we all kind of run towards the hill. And then as we run towards the hill, the person at the top is going to fly the furthest.

SPEAKER_07 15:04

And they said Ain't nobody here to see this. Now that isn't as much of an invention as a just a thing that you could have done.

SPEAKER_04 15:14

Or like a challenge.

SPEAKER_07 15:16

Or like a circus trick.

SPEAKER_04 15:18

It's circus stuff.

SPEAKER_07 15:19

How many people did you imagine were uh on top of the person who was on the bottom? How many people were stacked?

SPEAKER_06 15:24

Well, where are we trying to go?

SPEAKER_07 15:26

Uh let's say you're in North Carolina and you're trying to get to Ohio.

SPEAKER_06 15:30

North Carolina, Ohio? Uh it's probably what, like a bunch of kilometers. So I'd say probably 12?

SPEAKER_04 15:39

You mean 12 people. So who is this person on the bottom that can carry 11 people?

SPEAKER_06 15:45

Well, it started as me and then I tempted it, and then everybody crushed on top of my poor little back, and I it crushed me. Is that how you passed? Yes.

unknown 15:54

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 15:55

You passed.

SPEAKER_04 15:57

Oh my god, from being crushed by 11 people you asked to be on your shoulders.

SPEAKER_07 16:02

Yeah, because when you said when you were describing the technique, one of the things you said is, and then we all run towards the hill. Really, it's kind of just one guy.

SPEAKER_04 16:10

No one else has to run.

SPEAKER_07 16:12

Everybody else has to be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_04 16:12

It's kind of a sweet situation for person number 12.

SPEAKER_07 16:16

That's amazing.

SPEAKER_06 16:17

And how do you even get him up there? Good God. Little by little? Little by little. Little by little. Yeah, but ask me if that person 12 made it. Did the person 12 make it? No. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:27

That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_06 16:28

No, they didn't make it.

SPEAKER_07 16:29

Yeah. I think at best you would just fall over and be 12 times whatever, five and a half feet average height.

SPEAKER_06 16:36

Where were you, Willie? Where were you?

SPEAKER_07 16:38

Where were you when I was that was back when I was dead. Pre-life.

SPEAKER_04 16:42

Pre-life is dead.

SPEAKER_07 16:43

Pre-life is dead. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 16:44

Now, Otis, I want I don't want to focus on your failures, but I am but you're going to.

SPEAKER_06 16:52

Okay. Ask me anything. I'm an open book. Ask me anything.

SPEAKER_04 16:55

So you've sustained injuries from this sort of 12-person dozen run. You know, I'll call it. You've sustained injuries from being in a one-winged plane. What injuries are we talking? I know you see your jaws coming off.

SPEAKER_06 17:12

Your brains.

SPEAKER_04 17:13

And your brain's coming out. I'm just curious.

SPEAKER_06 17:15

Is my brain leaking? Can you see it?

SPEAKER_04 17:16

Well, it could be that you there's a drip of water coming somewhere from the ceiling, but it maybe could just be your brain. Your brain might be leaking.

SPEAKER_06 17:25

That might be juice from my brain. That's that's cranium juice. Okay. I'm sorry. No. I'm sorry, I'm making a mess. No, it's okay. It's okay.

SPEAKER_07 17:34

It's scotch guarded. We're good to go. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 17:36

Don't worry. I'm not invited to many places up here.

SPEAKER_07 17:38

You're not? Why?

SPEAKER_06 17:40

No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_07 17:41

I feel like even third Hemsworth or whatever, when they die, fourth? How many are there?

SPEAKER_04 17:46

Liam. Chris.

SPEAKER_07 17:48

Other one. Oh, I was thinking fourth Jonas. I think there's three.

SPEAKER_04 17:52

Kevin. Nick.

SPEAKER_06 17:53

Kevin. Nick.

SPEAKER_04 17:54

Joe.

SPEAKER_06 17:54

And then bonus Jonas. Codus. Ringo. Ringo.

SPEAKER_04 17:58

Oh, that's your bonus.

SPEAKER_06 17:59

Yes.

SPEAKER_07 18:00

Well, I'm saying even the fourth Jonas brother, and even the third Hemsworth, they're invited places.

unknown 18:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 18:06

Even the third Hemsworth was cast in Westworld, you know?

SPEAKER_04 18:10

Are your brothers up here in the afterlife? Or did they go to hell or they're up here. So that could be why he's not being invited. I think your brothers are sandbagging you.

SPEAKER_06 18:23

Whoa. Oh, don't I know it? Yes, they are sandbagging me. Why? They are. They are. They're well, one, first of all, they get a lot more attention. Secondly, attention. They get a lot of people.

SPEAKER_00 18:36

Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! I'm Otis! Look at me! Look at me! I'm a right brother too! Look at me! Look at me!

unknown 18:41

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_07 18:45

Do you think they're maybe it's not that they're embarrassed by you, right? That couldn't be that.

SPEAKER_06 18:51

No. It couldn't be what they tell me every time they see me.

SPEAKER_07 18:55

Oh, they do tell you that they're embarrassed by you?

SPEAKER_06 18:57

They say get away from us, you are embarrassing us. Even in the afterlife, you can't even keep your head together.

SPEAKER_03 19:02

That's mean.

SPEAKER_07 19:03

That's mean. It's clever wordplay, but it's mean well we don't say it's really clever foreplay, but we don't need to focus on that.

SPEAKER_06 19:10

It's clever. What'd you say is clever word wordplay or foreplay? Wordplay. It's not foreplay. It is not foreplay.

SPEAKER_04 19:16

It is not any foreplay I'm interested in.

SPEAKER_06 19:18

Thank you. Thank you, sis. How old were you when you died? Um I was about 37? Oh, okay. 37 years old. Oh, okay. 37 years young. Well, that was old back then. 37, okay. Yeah. It was old back then.

SPEAKER_04 19:33

You were 37 years old and you had been a test dummy for your brothers. Were there other aspirations you had?

SPEAKER_06 19:39

Great question. Thanks. Yes, I had other aspirations. I uh I really wanted to make a name for myself. Once my brother started taking off and my sister started helping them. Oh, that's a good word, boy.

SPEAKER_03 19:51

Taking off.

SPEAKER_06 19:52

Taking off.

SPEAKER_03 19:54

Is it right or is it taking off? Okay.

SPEAKER_07 20:00

Sorry.

SPEAKER_05 20:02

But once your brother started taking you off. Look at me. I'm Otis. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Why are you tweaking me?

SPEAKER_07 20:17

How are you? Uh, we're good. So good. We're really good. So good. Thank you for asking. We were talking earlier about how we complain sometimes that the guests don't ask us a question. We really, that's very kind of you.

SPEAKER_06 20:29

Of course I'm gonna ask. I don't get invited out much. Not to many places. And you know, we did already talk about this.

SPEAKER_04 20:35

We did.

SPEAKER_06 20:37

We talked about what did we talk about? We talked about how you're not often invited to places.

SPEAKER_04 20:40

And we thought maybe it was because of your brothers and like Yes, it is. Yes. Uh-huh. And we thought maybe that um there are other things you wanted to do with your life when you were on Earth.

SPEAKER_06 20:54

Yes, there are. There were. I wanted to write a novel. Oh. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 21:00

Fictional or uh I guess are they all fictional?

SPEAKER_06 21:02

Oh, back then everything was fictional. Everything was fictional back then.

SPEAKER_04 21:06

I think you weren't like allowed to write nonfiction so that people couldn't no, this is in Russia. You like people couldn't like see how bad things were, so people wrote fiction to like disguise historical atrocities.

SPEAKER_07 21:17

Whoa, I didn't know that. What was your did you have a novel that you had written? I did, yes.

SPEAKER_06 21:23

And what was it about? Uh it was called um it was called Sitto, the founder of flight. Oh, Sitto is Otis Khan. Well, almost. Oh yeah, it is. Oh, it's no, it is. It is. Can I explain the premise? Uh yes. Yes, sorry. Purely fictional. Okay. Sitto, the young, strapping, hungry man, who's beautiful and more than just a twin, and more than just uh Wilbur and an Orval's brother.

SPEAKER_07 21:52

He's more than that's the regular name.

SPEAKER_06 21:55

He's more, he's more.

SPEAKER_03 21:57

Couldn't go fast enough to make it backwards. Siton.

SPEAKER_06 22:00

Oh, I'm sorry, did I say those names incorrectly? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 22:03

You said Wilbur and the side.

SPEAKER_04 22:04

Maybe you're thinking of rublue. You've read my novel.

SPEAKER_07 22:08

Rubleo and Eliro.

SPEAKER_04 22:13

El Elviro Elvira. Elvira.

SPEAKER_07 22:19

Rubble and Elvira. Yes. The evil the evil siblings.

SPEAKER_06 22:24

The evil siblings, the evil older siblings are trying to stop Sitto from being amazing and incredible.

SPEAKER_07 22:30

Now when you said hungry, did you mean your belly? Or it's not yours? His belly or hungry for adventure.

SPEAKER_06 22:36

Oh, you mean sitto. For sitto? For sitto. For both sitto and I, it is hunger belly wise.

SPEAKER_07 22:43

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_06 22:43

And hunger to make a name for themselves. Sure.

SPEAKER_07 22:47

A yearning. Uh a passion for it, yeah. A yearning, yes.

SPEAKER_06 22:51

Ooh, do you want to go in on this book with me?

SPEAKER_07 22:53

Uh I'm actually not interested.

SPEAKER_04 22:58

So geared up to be like it was gonna be delicate, and then so blunt.

SPEAKER_07 23:04

Yeah, I'm not interested. Because first of all, it sounds like you got it. Why would I do? I don't want to take. I mean, it sounds like your kind of whole thing is people taking credit for your stuff. True.

SPEAKER_06 23:14

I just need someone to just sit down at a typewriter and type what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 23:18

So he needs you.

SPEAKER_06 23:19

Because Oh, you don't know how to type. Well, when I do, I get into the story, I start smashing the keys because they become so real for me.

SPEAKER_04 23:27

All great writers need like a ton of laptops.

SPEAKER_07 23:31

Laptop. Because you're smashing them so hard that you're breaking them. You're so excited.

SPEAKER_06 23:35

I'm so excited and I hate I hate Orville and I hate. What was it? Elvira and Rob Or? Rob Blue.

SPEAKER_05 23:44

Rob Blue. Rab Blue and Elvira.

SPEAKER_06 23:46

I hate 'em.

SPEAKER_05 23:47

I hate them both.

SPEAKER_04 23:49

And you don't hate them. Sitto hates them. Sitto hates them.

SPEAKER_07 23:52

Sitto hates them. But you you're passionate about this.

SPEAKER_05 23:54

I'm passionate about my characters.

SPEAKER_07 23:56

Yes. Well, what does Sitto invent?

SPEAKER_06 23:58

Ooh. Ooh, perfect. This is actually really good. Sitto decides to invent the true way to fly. Sitto and twelve of his buddies form a little pact. They go near the tallest hill they can find. They get onto each other's shoulders.

SPEAKER_02 24:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 24:18

One by one by one by one. And then Sitto starts running towards the hill. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:27

Why should I? And it's a hill, not a cliff. And he's not on top of the hill.

SPEAKER_08 24:32

You just run towards the hill.

SPEAKER_04 24:33

Do we start running up the hill? I think do the formation while you're at the top. So you don't have to go through the process of running up the hill with twelve people on your shoulders.

SPEAKER_06 24:43

Interesting. Now someone wants to join the radio process.

SPEAKER_02 24:47

I misspoke.

SPEAKER_07 24:48

I'm sorry to harp on this. And I know this is a separate idea than your idea. But how is this flight? How is it flight? Yes, even the person on top. How is it flight for No? Not worth it.

SPEAKER_06 25:01

It is it is flight because he's in the air. What is flight but someone hanging in the air against the wheel?

SPEAKER_07 25:08

I think somebody standing on top of a building is in the air. I would say so.

SPEAKER_06 25:12

If you think is flying?

SPEAKER_03 25:16

If he jumped.

SPEAKER_06 25:17

Hold on. If he jumped, someone on the top of a building, if they jumped.

SPEAKER_03 25:21

I don't want to give you more ideas now.

SPEAKER_06 25:23

Slow down, slow down. We throw feathers on their arms. No, no, no. This happened to you.

SPEAKER_03 25:27

This happened to you.

SPEAKER_06 25:29

You didn't care for it. Oh, but it makes more sense for to go from the top of the building, float with the feathers, as opposed to what I did, which was run up the mountain. Which you don't need to jump off the side of the mountain. Which exhausted me. Exhausted me. I think your brothers are just pranking you.

SPEAKER_04 25:43

And speaking of, uh uh not a prank is the next segment, which is a word from our sponsors. So we'll be right back. Feeling lonely? Call Gus. Feeling sad? Call Gus. Gus is waiting by the phone, and he's ready to talk to you about his collections. Call now. And we're back. Willie, I'm so pumped for this next guest.

SPEAKER_07 26:13

Me too. Uh, you know, is he an actor? Is he a character? He certainly is somebody that has spoken to a lot of people.

SPEAKER_04 26:20

Yes. Please welcome Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

SPEAKER_01 26:25

Thank you so much for having me.

SPEAKER_04 26:30

We're so excited to have you, Grandpa Joe. You are such an iconic part of that movie.

SPEAKER_07 26:35

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04 26:36

Why, thank you. Uh, I I know.

SPEAKER_01 26:39

Oh, okay. Interview over. No, I I uh yes, uh I hope you don't mind I'm sitting back. It's my uh this is my preferred, you know, normally do whatever you want.

SPEAKER_07 26:53

Yes. For years you were in bed.

SPEAKER_01 26:55

Well, that's part of why I'm here is to clear the air because I know that people think that I'm a dead beat. Whoa.

SPEAKER_07 27:04

There's an entire Reddit thread just called Grandpa Joe Hate.

SPEAKER_01 27:08

Well, I've seen that.

SPEAKER_04 27:09

Can you explain that to me? Because this is new to me.

SPEAKER_07 27:11

So a lot of people hate Grandpa Joe.

SPEAKER_04 27:13

That's right.

SPEAKER_01 27:15

Can I get just one hair more information? Well, uh uh many people think that when I when they saw the documentary about my grandson, Charlie, they thought, oh, Grandpa Joe had been in bed for 20 years, and then all of a sudden he hits the opportunity to go to the chocolate factory, and all of a sudden he can get up and and dance around and opportunistic. Yeah, I see.

SPEAKER_07 27:45

I mean, the mom, it was a single mom, and she's supporting five adults and a child.

SPEAKER_01 27:51

But with cabbage soup. So she was not doing a very good job of supporting. Even though she's supported working and five adults and a child, it's like but her food stuff. Well, it did. If you had to eat wheat cabbage soup every day, you would also want to stay in bed every day. And is this your daughter or your daughter-in-law?

SPEAKER_07 28:12

Great question.

SPEAKER_01 28:13

Well, there's a little bit of a debate in some vision versions of the documentary. Uh sorry, I'm not British actually. Uh, but And I didn't think you were. And I would never accuse you. Uh thank you. Don't accuse me of being British because some people in my town are British and some people in the town are not British. Uh but I uh what was the question?

SPEAKER_04 28:35

It was uh Is that your daughter-in-law or your daughter?

SPEAKER_01 28:38

Well, uh I I she was I think my daughter-in-law.

SPEAKER_07 28:44

But it's kind of hard to tell because they were all in bed with each other all the time. So you're not sure.

SPEAKER_01 28:48

So you don't know who's baby it is.

SPEAKER_07 28:51

Yeah, they were all friends before.

SPEAKER_04 28:53

We don't know this, but the fact series it starts as a swinger situation. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 28:57

Well, I don't know. I would call it a swinger situation, but we were all in the same bed, and you know, when limbs are flying everywhere, and and then somebody just uh and so she's our our collective daughter.

SPEAKER_07 29:13

It takes a village, you know.

SPEAKER_01 29:15

That's right. Right.

SPEAKER_07 29:16

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so what was your experience like when you got out of bed? Were you like, did it feel I feel like it would be painful after spending so much time in bed?

SPEAKER_01 29:26

Well, it was very painful. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 29:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 29:30

Um, but it was also very uh it was very liberating um because uh most people don't know this, but I I had been sneaking out at night uh to the gym. So uh I actually uh did have uh if you notice, you know, some strength.

SPEAKER_04 29:48

I wasn't looking at your body. I hope that's okay to say. I didn't look at my body when you got out of there.

SPEAKER_01 29:54

You didn't want to look at my body.

SPEAKER_07 29:56

Uh lack of interest.

SPEAKER_01 29:58

Okay. Primarily. You asked me I don't know why you asked me to come on the show then. Well, it's not for your body, to be Sir.

SPEAKER_07 30:05

Yeah, that was never I I don't think that was ever the case. You you thought you came onto the show because we were interested in your body?

SPEAKER_04 30:11

Well I thought perhaps. And I'm gonna be so real, I'm still not looking at it.

SPEAKER_07 30:17

Yeah, I'm not interested.

SPEAKER_01 30:18

So now you A lot of people are interested. Totally. Totally not.

SPEAKER_07 30:24

At least three people.

SPEAKER_01 30:25

Yeah. Interested. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 30:26

Now you said not many people know that you were sneaking out at night to go into the gym. Did anybody know? Did the other three in bed know?

SPEAKER_01 30:32

No, they had no idea.

SPEAKER_07 30:35

So did anybody, I guess the people at the gym knew.

SPEAKER_01 30:37

Well, people at the gym knew, but they didn't know who I was.

SPEAKER_04 30:41

You're just an old older guy there.

SPEAKER_01 30:42

At 24-hour fitness, nobody's trying to make eye contact with other people at late at night. You know, we're just all in there trying to work on our bodies. Yeah, we why?

SPEAKER_04 30:53

Why are you working on your body at night and then pretending to be bedridden during the day?

SPEAKER_01 30:58

Well, because I didn't want to work. I don't know what's the other night. I didn't want to work.

SPEAKER_07 31:04

Okay, but you came you early on you said that you wanted to clear some things up about the people who are hitting.

SPEAKER_01 31:10

Yes, and I do want to clear some things up because people think that I'm a deadbeat. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 31:15

I, to be honest, might also. So I would love to be concerned about it.

SPEAKER_07 31:18

Yeah, it seems like you haven't said anything to the contrary.

SPEAKER_01 31:20

Okay, well, have you ever tried something called um nerd's clusters? Gummy clusters?

SPEAKER_04 31:27

They're great. I don't know if I can eat them because of the gelatin, but I know it's good.

SPEAKER_07 31:30

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:31

Well, I got you. Because I'll break this on on your on your news show.

SPEAKER_07 31:37

A little bit exclusive?

SPEAKER_01 31:39

Grandpa Joe is actually the one that invented the nerd's gummy cluster. What? At the factory? At the factory. So everybody wants to say that they hate, oh, Grandpa Joe is a deadbeat, but actually, you all love the product that I made.

SPEAKER_07 31:54

You invented that? Did you do that while you were on tour? Did you get a job there after the tour?

SPEAKER_01 31:59

Well, no, after the tour, we all moved in to the factory.

SPEAKER_07 32:02

That's right, because Charlie got it.

SPEAKER_01 32:04

He got it. Uh he got I think it's one-in, right?

SPEAKER_07 32:08

Wasn't it kind of a competition?

SPEAKER_04 32:09

Look, you win a problem. Yeah. You win the factory. I know, but you have to run a factory now.

SPEAKER_07 32:14

That's a problem? To me? Willy wonk is loaded. I see.

SPEAKER_01 32:18

It's more of a like figurehead position because the umpa loompa is really they they run the factory. That's actually fair. That makes it better.

SPEAKER_07 32:24

I guess the problem is you're a slave owner.

SPEAKER_01 32:26

Yes. Yes. And that's Charlie's problem, not mine. Um, and so I liked to go around and you know, Grandpa Joe, I liked to tinker around a bit, and I invented the nerd's gummy cluster, and they didn't release it until after I had passed. And so that's kind of bullshit. Nobody knows that it's me. And so I see your Reddit threads and your videos and your whatnot. And I I have to say, you know, I I've done a lot for the Earth community. And I fully agree.

SPEAKER_07 33:00

Truly, they are my favorite candy. They are my favorite candy.

SPEAKER_01 33:03

And so, what would you like to say to me, Grandpa Joe?

SPEAKER_07 33:05

I want to say, Grandpa Joe, thank you. I do not hate you, and I do not think that you are a deadbeat.

SPEAKER_04 33:10

Thank you so much. I haven't tried one, so I remain I remain as I am. I'm not a deadbeat. I I I I'm just so curious because like I'm thinking of your daughter slash daughter-in-law, and I'm thinking of her probably in-law, right, working all day, then coming home, making you guys all food, all the while you were able to also work and possibly make millions for the household. But it was only when her son won something that you were interested in helping.

SPEAKER_07 33:41

I will say to your credit, Grandpa Joe did have a hand in the winning. Right. Who knows if any of the things did he buy the chocolate bar? No, but no, but he was there to Charlie Long.

SPEAKER_01 33:53

Emotionally supporting my grandson because I want I listen, I know it looks bad that I that that Mrs. Bucket, that's just what we call her. We don't call her daughter or daughter-in-law. And that's also a bummer. Yes, we just all call her.

SPEAKER_08 34:09

Are you Joe Bucket? Uh daughter in laws.

SPEAKER_01 34:13

Well, we're all Joe Bucket and Josephine Bucket and George Bucket and Georgina Bucket. You're all buckets. We're all buckets.

SPEAKER_07 34:20

See, this is actually scary.

SPEAKER_01 34:23

Um, Mrs. Mrs. Bucket. Uh and so Mrs. Yes, so Mrs. Bucket, and and uh I I was I did it, there was no reason for me to get out of bed and work, you know. If if we live in this like kind of dilapidated town and there's nothing to do except we go to 24-hour fitness, then why do I work?

SPEAKER_04 34:50

I wonder if checking just to me, I if I'm Mrs. Bucket, I would love for a check-in to be like, do you need me to help around the house? Rather than kind of assuming there's probably she doesn't want me to help around the house.

SPEAKER_01 35:02

She likes doing it, she likes to do all is that way she can complain about it. That's right.

SPEAKER_07 35:07

I guess women be complaining.

SPEAKER_01 35:09

Women be complaining.

SPEAKER_07 35:11

Now, Bucket as a surname. Now, a lot of surnames originate from like a profession. A profession. Is does bucket somehow originate some from a profession of some sort? That's a good question.

SPEAKER_01 35:22

That's a that is a good question. Um, well, after uh year four or five of being in the bed, none of us could remember anymore.

SPEAKER_02 35:32

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 35:32

Um and so pre-bed. Yes. So then we just saw a bucket and we were like, oh, well, maybe we all came out of that. Came out of.

SPEAKER_07 35:42

So that's what you guys all pay.

SPEAKER_04 35:44

Not not even came into.

SPEAKER_07 35:46

Came out of So you guys think, yeah, maybe you came out of buckets, you guys started calling yourself Joe Bucket and George Bucket and the and the like. Gotcha. Okay. That's interesting.

SPEAKER_01 35:56

That is interesting.

SPEAKER_07 35:57

What where was Daughter Bucket at this point?

SPEAKER_01 35:59

What do you mean? She's uh she was doing the laundry at her job.

SPEAKER_07 36:03

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 36:03

She's a laund so she's a laundromat person.

SPEAKER_07 36:07

So perhaps you guys were laundry people previously, and that's where the bucket is.

SPEAKER_01 36:10

Oh, bucket. Oh, you know what? That's probably what it was.

SPEAKER_07 36:14

Oh, okay. So you don't remember anything pre-bed.

SPEAKER_01 36:17

Well, it just all of the days really blend together, um, because it's like all day you just sit in bed and you you look at it at your wife and your bed wife and your bed husband, and then Oh, you do call him a bed husband. Well, George and Georgina, the other buckets, whatever have you, and then you go to the 24-hour fitness after everybody went to sleep and you, you know, do a little back, do a little abs, and then you get back into the bed.

SPEAKER_07 36:45

Hold it back. Gotta get those back.

SPEAKER_01 36:47

Well, not always the back, sometimes leg.

SPEAKER_07 36:49

And when you're laying in bed, you gotta work out your back. We gotta make sure it's oh yeah. Well, yeah, it's really important.

SPEAKER_01 36:55

The other ones, they can't get out of bed at all. When the opportunity came, nobody this is but also write this down, kids, for your Reddit thread. Um, everybody got really upset that I got out of bed right away. But everybody else could have got out of bed right away, too. But they're not working out.

SPEAKER_07 37:12

Was Charlie like Grandpa Joe? I'm picking you, or was he kind of like whoever's out comes out of bed first?

SPEAKER_01 37:17

Uh well, he was like Grandpa Joe, your proximity closest to the door, so I was the one that was mostly interacting. Kind of uh picked by default.

SPEAKER_07 37:27

Yeah, it kind of seems like he maybe should, no offense, should have picked his mom who was doing all the work and everything. Well, she's too busy in the back room, like that's fair fixing the toilet or whatever. Your bed family might have died. What was it like meeting Willy Wonka? He seems like a fascinating character.

SPEAKER_01 37:44

He was a horrible man.

SPEAKER_07 37:46

Yeah, that's true. He's a slave owner.

SPEAKER_01 37:48

He for sure is a horrible plantation.

SPEAKER_07 37:50

And it was very kids, getting them hurt and shrunk and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 37:53

Exactly. I mean, the whole thing was an elaborate trap for the children. Um they all died, by the way. He said they all got out. They all died. The kids died? Like we're talking Mike TV TV and uh well, yes, augustic gloops.

SPEAKER_07 38:09

Blueberry blueberry Jones.

SPEAKER_01 38:12

Yes, blueberry Jones, she died too. It was very tragic. Um and uh we didn't find out until after Charlie and I moved in to the chocolate factory that they had died.

SPEAKER_07 38:24

Um did you find their corpses?

SPEAKER_01 38:27

We did. It was very harrowing.

SPEAKER_07 38:29

That's awful. But you know, that's just Is there a morgue in the factory?

SPEAKER_01 38:33

Oh, of course there's a morgue in the factory because if nobody goes in and nobody comes out, then I gotta ask.

SPEAKER_04 38:41

You know, you're saying nerds' gummy clusters were made in a place where there's a morgue. I'm not trying, I don't want to say there's stuff in like, is there any cross-contamination there?

SPEAKER_01 38:53

I knew that this would come up because this was a recent scandal in the Wonkaverse. Um, I was already dead because if they had not uh if this had happened when I was alive, I would have advertised it that there was arsenic in them to begin with. Um but people got really upset recently when they learned that there's arsenic in the nerd's gummy clusters.

SPEAKER_04 39:16

But were you upset?

SPEAKER_01 39:18

Or are you learning it now? No, I sold them. I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 39:21

I couldn't get and they could be made out of people's toes, and I would eat the shit out of them.

SPEAKER_01 39:26

Well, that's something that you don't, you know, don't read the ingredients too carefully. At least you're honest. At least you're writing toes. They're on the ingredients, but don't read them. It's off the ingredients list because I that's a win for Grandpa Joe for me. I believed, I believed in the honesty, unlike Wonka, who is all about the trickery and the tests and the whatnot.

SPEAKER_04 39:47

And I do think that Willy Wonka is rude. I think there is something nasty and diet cultural about the Wonka factory. We're like, oh, you have a literal chocolate fountain and one kid wants to eat it, and you're like, you're a glutton. I'm like, you're a bitch. You created a whole candy factory just for people to be like pure about not wanting to eat it. Also, it's good.

SPEAKER_07 40:06

You can eat all the other stuff.

SPEAKER_04 40:08

Yeah, right. And he told us we could all eat it. I think he's a bitch. I think he's a bitch. Willy Wonka is a straight up bitch.

SPEAKER_07 40:15

I don't disagree. I don't disagree. I certainly don't. He seems like an asshole.

SPEAKER_04 40:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 40:19

And like we said, he's a slave owner. Yeah. That kind of is enough. Honestly, if you're a slave owner, you're a fucking bitch.

SPEAKER_04 40:25

R slash Willy Wonka, every post is fucking bitch.

SPEAKER_07 40:31

Do you mind if I ask how you passed?

SPEAKER_01 40:35

Well, in in in no, I don't. No, I don't. But thank you for asking because you know, everybody's always so concerned with how they think that I'm a deadbeat that they don't care about my feelings until they learn that I invented the nerd's gummy cluster. Um, but I actually did die from my experiments with the nerd's gummy cluster because I, you know, the arsenic, it's not a mistake. Uh it was for a little fun uh in the cluster. Um and I accidentally I put too much and then Well, yeah, you're not a chemist.

SPEAKER_04 41:12

Well, I mean, I would say there should be zero in there. But we're unsure of what you were before.

SPEAKER_01 41:20

Well, but you're not a famous candy.

SPEAKER_04 41:22

No, but I feel like I'm a little famous in like the comedy circles.

SPEAKER_07 41:25

Yeah, but you don't know anything about our snake and gummy clusters and the marrying of the two. No, I know. Or marriage in general, frankly.

SPEAKER_04 41:34

We will be right back after this message.

SPEAKER_08 41:38

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, a brand new shape is to be revealed. Does it have more sides than a hexagon? I don't know. Are its angles acute or obtuse? I'm not sure. Can you look directly at it safely? Find out this Sunday.

SPEAKER_04 41:55

And we're back. Well, this is always my favorite part of the show.

SPEAKER_07 41:59

Absolutely. We love introducing these characters to you, but we also like introducing them to one another. So please welcome back to the show, Otis Wright and Grandpa Joe Bucket.

SPEAKER_06 42:09

It's a pleasure.

SPEAKER_01 42:10

Nice to meet you.

SPEAKER_07 42:11

No, it's nice to meet you.

SPEAKER_01 42:12

No, it is nice to meet me. Thank you. Nice to meet me. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_04 42:18

Now, you are both people that either don't get recognition or don't get the recognition you want.

SPEAKER_06 42:25

Inventors, both of you, in your own right.

SPEAKER_04 42:27

You're an inventor too.

SPEAKER_06 42:28

Yes, yes. I invented were you around for flight?

SPEAKER_01 42:32

I uh yes, in some ways, yes.

SPEAKER_06 42:34

Oh, okay. Well then you're welcome.

SPEAKER_01 42:36

Uh well th I thank you. And were you around for the nerd's gummy cluster?

SPEAKER_06 42:41

I can just do not remember that. You're not around for it. Out of being polite, I'll say yes and thank you very much for it.

SPEAKER_01 42:49

Okay, thank you. Thank you. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_06 42:51

Okay, okay. Thank you.

SPEAKER_07 42:52

You didn't bring any with you, did you?

SPEAKER_01 42:54

Well, no, I can't give that out for free.

SPEAKER_07 42:57

You're still getting a cut? Even in the afterlife?

SPEAKER_01 43:00

Yes. Wow.

SPEAKER_07 43:01

That's awesome. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 43:03

I gotta get that deal. Yes, uh, I well, yes. I I I'm not really sure how it works.

SPEAKER_04 43:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:09

Um, because they give it to Charlie, but he everything that is Charlie's is mine. Like when Charlie got the golden ticket.

SPEAKER_07 43:19

You consider that your golden ticket.

SPEAKER_04 43:21

Yeah, and who's saying it's both of yours? Is it Charlie? Or is it kind of you?

SPEAKER_01 43:26

You well, it's it's both of us in the way that Charlie wants me to have what he has as well. And he said that. Uh in his in his own way, yes. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 43:41

Okay, okay, okay. Well, I'm familiar with being overlooked. Not overlooked, physically, because I like to stand on top of a bunch of people. I don't know if I've heard this, but uh that's how I created the flight. Stand on a bunch of people and they look and then they float like a zipline type system.

SPEAKER_07 44:01

I think we just kind of let them.

SPEAKER_01 44:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 44:02

I think we kind of just let them have their wins.

unknown 44:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:06

This is that's very fas that is very fascinating.

SPEAKER_06 44:08

No, you're very fascinating.

SPEAKER_01 44:10

Well, thank you very much.

SPEAKER_06 44:11

Oh, thank you very much.

SPEAKER_01 44:12

You know, this is a good show because I like to feel appreciated.

unknown 44:17

Good.

SPEAKER_07 44:17

You're good.

SPEAKER_04 44:18

I think you both are seeking appreciation.

SPEAKER_07 44:19

That's right. And it seems like you guys are giving that to one another.

SPEAKER_04 44:22

And that's awesome.

SPEAKER_07 44:23

And that's so great because I think you may no you just may have a hard time finding that outside of this show.

SPEAKER_01 44:31

Well, we know that. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 44:32

It's really hard. Can I try something with you?

SPEAKER_01 44:34

Oh yes, of course we could try it.

SPEAKER_06 44:36

Can I close my eyes and pretend that you are one of my older brothers?

SPEAKER_01 44:42

Alright.

SPEAKER_06 44:42

And maybe if you can go ahead and give me some of that appreciation that I deserve. Maybe then I will be whole.

SPEAKER_01 44:48

Do you mind trying that, Grandpa?

SPEAKER_06 44:50

I will be whole. And maybe I will be whole.

SPEAKER_01 44:53

Otis.

SPEAKER_06 44:54

Maybe I will I will seem whole. Maybe I will see hole.

SPEAKER_01 44:58

Sea hole?

SPEAKER_06 44:59

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 45:00

Is that a new hole?

SPEAKER_06 45:01

I hope.

SPEAKER_01 45:02

I don't know about the sea hole.

SPEAKER_06 45:04

The sea you've never heard of the sea hole? What's the sea?

SPEAKER_01 45:06

Oh, that's after my time. I think it's a cloaca, right? Oh, yes. That makes sense. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 45:12

Do you mind if I cover myself in feathers?

SPEAKER_01 45:15

Well, not at all. Show hole.

SPEAKER_06 45:18

Okay. Okay, good.

SPEAKER_04 45:19

You you want to do it. You want to do it. Yeah, we'll we'll let you do that. You want Grandpa Joe to give you some appreciation?

SPEAKER_06 45:25

Yes. Yes, yes. That would be good.

SPEAKER_07 45:26

Imagine you're covered in feathers.

SPEAKER_04 45:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 45:28

Imagine me covered in feathers. And I'd just taken off. I didn't land successfully this time. But maybe one day I'll try and you can give me some some hope.

SPEAKER_01 45:38

Ah, yes. Uh well, this is why you deserve it, young Otis. Because you wanted the most. You wanted the most. You'll find the golden ticket, Otis, because you want it the most. Open your seahole and find the golden ticket within your seahole, Otis.

SPEAKER_07 46:08

Do you think we should do a segment?

SPEAKER_04 46:09

I think we should do a segment. That was awesome, though. I think that was a good one. Thank you, Grandpa. It totally works.

SPEAKER_07 46:15

So cool.

SPEAKER_04 46:16

Equally enjoyed by all.

SPEAKER_07 46:17

I got a couple segments to maybe get the show nice and fun and organized.

SPEAKER_06 46:21

Do you want us out of here?

SPEAKER_07 46:23

No. If you could just pick one of these and don't read it, I'll read it out aloud.

SPEAKER_03 46:29

Okay, you'll read it.

SPEAKER_07 46:30

Uh, but just pick one. Um this is two questions two questions. Okay. I think it's supposed to say 20 questions, but let's just do two questions.

SPEAKER_04 46:40

To guess something.

SPEAKER_07 46:41

To guess something. I'll think of anything. It could be anything in the entire world.

SPEAKER_04 46:45

And between the three of us, we get two questions.

SPEAKER_07 46:47

Let's only get two questions to figure it out. Oh, this is good.

SPEAKER_04 46:50

Okay, and it's like a person place, plant, mineral, whatever. It could be anything.

SPEAKER_07 46:54

Got it. Okay. It could be absolutely anything in the entire world. Okay. Or not on this world.

unknown 47:00

Fuck.

SPEAKER_07 47:00

Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_04 47:02

All right. Let me know.

SPEAKER_07 47:03

And I have got it.

SPEAKER_04 47:06

Um I think guests first. Like, what do you what do you think?

SPEAKER_01 47:11

Nerd's gummy cluster.

SPEAKER_04 47:12

You think you want to just straight up ask if it is a thing rather than kind of try to get around it and like narrow it down.

SPEAKER_06 47:19

And depending on that answer, I've got the second question.

SPEAKER_04 47:22

Okay. Um, we're gonna go with this one.

SPEAKER_07 47:25

I'm a five. Okay, I think so. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 47:27

Is it a nerd's gummy cluster?

SPEAKER_07 47:29

It is not a nerd's gummy cluster.

SPEAKER_04 47:31

Well, why is it? So we've narrowed it down just a hair.

SPEAKER_07 47:33

Yes or no questions only, so I can't say answer wise.

SPEAKER_04 47:35

Just we've narrowed it down a hair. It's not a nerd's gummy cluster. We get one more time.

SPEAKER_06 47:41

So we know that it's not a nerd's gummy cluster.

SPEAKER_01 47:43

Anything else? Ask the question.

SPEAKER_05 47:49

Is it my evil brothers? Is it them keeping the credit away from me? The one who deserved it the most? Is it them the the bane of my existence?

SPEAKER_04 48:00

And before we lock that in, I want to also make sure we don't want to ask something a little more open-ended. Do we like this question?

SPEAKER_01 48:09

If the boy wants to ask the question, let the boy ask the question. Thank you, Grandpa.

SPEAKER_07 48:13

Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 48:13

So that's the question.

SPEAKER_07 48:14

Uh no. And I will give you a chance to now guess.

SPEAKER_01 48:20

Nerd's gummy cluster. That's truly could be any.

SPEAKER_07 48:24

No, you can each get a guess for this one, and you think it might be. Is it Orval and Whittle butter? No, you already guessed that. Okay. Still no. Rika.

SPEAKER_01 48:34

Lemonade?

SPEAKER_07 48:35

No, Santa's beard. It was Santa's beard.

SPEAKER_01 48:38

Santa's beard. Santa's beard. I don't like him. You don't like Santa? He gets a lot of credit. We've had people say that before. Yes, you're not the first person. Overrated. And also a slave owner.

SPEAKER_07 48:52

A slave owner. That's true. Now that I don't know if that's it 100% true? That's you think they're slaves.

SPEAKER_04 48:59

Do they get paid?

SPEAKER_07 49:01

It's like candy and cookies. That's their money, right? That is bad.

SPEAKER_01 49:05

No. And do they want to be there? They need to buy it.

SPEAKER_07 49:08

I think they love being there. Arthur playing and singing and having a lot of people.

SPEAKER_01 49:11

I was asking the steps. The elves, you know.

SPEAKER_07 49:16

Arthur Loop is playing and singing. Now that I'm that I say it out loud, slaves are singing.

SPEAKER_04 49:20

It's like a justice.

SPEAKER_06 49:22

Yep, it's a 1% point of view. No, they're singing. They seem to be five. And I'm sorry to bring up Santa at all. No.

SPEAKER_04 49:29

Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 49:29

And I am sorry.

SPEAKER_04 49:30

Thank you. Well, that segment was a bus. Really? Yeah, we didn't guess it. So that means it's a bus.

SPEAKER_07 49:36

What?

SPEAKER_04 49:37

Yeah. And we didn't like the answer either.

SPEAKER_07 49:39

How about this is part of it too. How many questions do you think you would have needed to get to Santa's beard?

SPEAKER_00 49:43

Four. Four?

SPEAKER_07 49:44

I would have nailed it. What would the four have been? And we the without their influence even. We won't help. Get to Santa's beard in four questions. I want to hear.

SPEAKER_04 49:55

Okay. I'm going to give you two versions.

SPEAKER_07 49:58

Sounds like eight questions.

SPEAKER_04 49:59

I'm going to give you two versions. Here's the funny version.

SPEAKER_07 50:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 50:03

Is it related to Santa? Yes. Is it his facial hair? Yes. Is it Santa's beard?

SPEAKER_07 50:07

Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 50:08

Okay. Unrealistic. Let's be honest.

SPEAKER_07 50:11

Really good. That was really good. Absolutely impossible. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 50:15

That's one version of what I depending on the day I were past something like that.

SPEAKER_07 50:18

Okay. If you were on a hot streak.

SPEAKER_04 50:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 50:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 50:20

Okay. Then another version. Uh is it a living thing?

SPEAKER_07 50:23

No. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 50:25

Um is it large?

SPEAKER_07 50:30

Um, yes. For for what it is. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 50:33

Is it related to Santa?

SPEAKER_07 50:34

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 50:35

Is it his facial hair? Yes. Is it such his fear?

SPEAKER_07 50:37

That makes more sense. That feels good. That was good. That was very good. That feels fair.

SPEAKER_06 50:42

That's very good. I understand. Okay, four is fair. Okay. If we want to continue this game, I'm thinking of two ingrates. And if you can have a choice, and guess who I'm thinking about? Two people who are sick. Two people who deserve worse than what they've ever gotten in their lives.

SPEAKER_01 50:59

Is it Willy Wonka? Will.

SPEAKER_07 51:04

Will is part of it. Yes, sir and only.

SPEAKER_04 51:07

Is it Wilbur and Orville? Okay. Okay, okay. I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to do that. This is just brothers.

SPEAKER_07 51:15

Yeah, maybe the game would have worked better if we yeah. So for example, you can think of Grandpa Joe, we can play two questions. But you can think of anything in the entire world or outside of the world at all. You can think of anything you want.

SPEAKER_01 51:29

Okay, I'm thinking of it.

SPEAKER_07 51:30

Okay. Okay. Um I mean is it a candied treat?

SPEAKER_01 51:36

No.

SPEAKER_04 51:37

Oh.

SPEAKER_07 51:38

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 51:41

Is it related to Santa? No.

SPEAKER_07 51:44

Oh now we're fucked. Okay. Now you have to guess. Now we have to guess. Okay. My guess is an orgy with four people.

SPEAKER_01 51:56

That's a good guess, but no.

SPEAKER_04 51:58

It's very close though. My guess is my uh work-obsessed daughter-in-law's shitty ass cabbage soup.

SPEAKER_01 52:09

We just call him a sus bucket. Um, I thought it was and uh uh very close, but no.

SPEAKER_06 52:17

Interesting.

SPEAKER_01 52:18

Do you have a guess?

SPEAKER_06 52:19

I do, but I don't think it's right.

SPEAKER_01 52:21

Well go ahead and guess it.

SPEAKER_06 52:23

Is it um two idiots?

SPEAKER_01 52:30

Two idiots.

SPEAKER_06 52:31

Two idiots taking credit for something they should not be.

SPEAKER_01 52:35

That's also very close, but no.

SPEAKER_06 52:37

How are they all close? Who could it be?

SPEAKER_01 52:39

There's a fiddle leaf fig. Oh, the plant? It's a tree, ficus.

SPEAKER_07 52:44

A fiddle leaf fig?

SPEAKER_04 52:46

Fiddle leaf. Fiddle de fig? A fiddle leaf fig. Fiddle leaf.

SPEAKER_07 52:49

Fiddle leaf fig.

SPEAKER_04 52:50

Fiddle de fig. You said I could think of anything on earth. Yeah, no, no, no. No, no, that's really fair.

SPEAKER_06 52:55

That was awesome.

SPEAKER_04 52:55

You did it. But everybody was very close. Maybe we were typecasting you with our guesses. I think you were kind of just thinking about your own thing. Well, I think.

SPEAKER_07 53:03

I would say none of us were really that even that close. Actually, you were close. Because you said cabbage. Cabbage is kind of like a plant. Cabbage is close.

SPEAKER_01 53:09

Cabbage is like a plant, and fiddly fig is like an orgy.

SPEAKER_07 53:14

In the sense in the type of pleasure you get from it. A fiddly fig themed orgy.

SPEAKER_06 53:20

A fiddly fig. A fiddly tighgy tube. Tiggly two paco to do a quarter of two past two. I like it.

SPEAKER_04 53:29

It worked out. It worked out. Okay, it worked out. It worked out. Well, guys, we want to leave you with like a lasting relationship here in the afterlife. We're always trying to bring community together. So is there something that you feel like you're both people seeking acceptance? Is there both is there something you both have felt like you've gotten from today? From each other? From us, maybe.

SPEAKER_06 53:53

Well, I'm not invited to many places.

SPEAKER_01 53:55

So Well, why not? Well, I'm actually not really either.

SPEAKER_06 53:59

You are not?

SPEAKER_01 54:00

No. And they said that I actually was shouldn't have been invited to the chocolate factory with my grandson.

SPEAKER_04 54:06

Well it was just it was a little by default. He was just kind of closest to the door, and he's the one that got up because he's been lifting at night.

SPEAKER_07 54:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:14

So what you're saying.

SPEAKER_07 54:17

What you're saying though is the thing you got most out of the show was even before the show even started. Simply the invite to the show was something that you got as a feeling of acceptance.

SPEAKER_06 54:28

Yes, that and a third space. And then somewhere else. That is nice.

SPEAKER_04 54:32

And you guys consider this a third space that you're going to keep returning to? Absolutely.

SPEAKER_06 54:36

Yes, of course. I would love to keep going.

SPEAKER_01 54:39

I'll be regular here. It's a third space. I'm appreciated here for my hard work on the nerd's gummy cluster.

SPEAKER_07 54:46

Truly my favorite candy entire world. I just had some the other night when I went to see a movie.

SPEAKER_01 54:50

And you're so welcome.

SPEAKER_06 54:52

They're so good I don't care the ethics behind the creation.

SPEAKER_01 54:55

And you you don't need to. You don't need I mean, ethically, I was very good at it because I did it alone, um, not with any of the rest of the You did it by yourself. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 55:08

Not with twelve to thirteen other people. No on your shoulders?

SPEAKER_01 55:13

No. It's fourteen.

SPEAKER_06 55:15

I didn't know with you.

SPEAKER_01 55:16

I didn't know it was an option to put other people on my shoulders.

SPEAKER_06 55:20

Oh, it's always an option. You can always put someone on your shoulders.

SPEAKER_01 55:24

I would have, I think, had a lot more success in my life or on earth had that happened. So I think that what I've gotten today is a friend and uh and uh quite frankly an advisor.

SPEAKER_06 55:40

That's very partner. I'd love to go into business with you.

SPEAKER_04 55:45

Well kind of I just people often go into business together before deciding what it is.

SPEAKER_07 55:52

They'll figure it out. Not our problem.

SPEAKER_04 55:54

I totally have faith. We have the efficiency I don't need to know anything about after.

SPEAKER_07 55:59

I mean, I'll keep tabs on what's happening, but I'm not just assuming part of it. Yeah, we're a distance.

SPEAKER_01 56:04

We'll be here daily to update you.

SPEAKER_07 56:06

Yeah, yes.

SPEAKER_04 56:06

It's like our we work, and I will be aware of that.

SPEAKER_06 56:10

Change the locks. I'm about 17 miles away. Do you guys mind if I hop on every one of your shoulders and we find a hill, get to the top of it, and fling me home.

SPEAKER_04 56:25

Let's go. I simply have no interest. Don't want to do it.

SPEAKER_02 56:31

Yeah, lack of interest.

SPEAKER_04 56:33

They say you only live once, but then there's the afterlife. I'm Reka Shunker.

SPEAKER_07 56:37

And I'm a weed mansor, and we're dad.