Real Love, Real Life
Real Love Real Life dives into the unfiltered reality of relationships—dating, marriage, heartbreak, healing, and everything in between. It's honest talk about love and life, filled with real stories, hard truths, and the kind of laughs that come from lived experience.
No fluff, just facts, feelings, and a whole lot of growth.
Real Love, Real Life
EP 8: Relationships Get Messy (So Do Dogs)
What do you get when your schnauzer eats weed, goes into heat the next day, and your German Shepherd completely loses his mind? Pure chaos.
One midnight vet trip, a $300 bill, and a very “are we in trouble?” whisper from the doctor later… we thought things couldn’t get worse. But then came the nonstop whining, sleepless nights, and finally, our poor Lily getting shaved down so bad at the groomer that she looked like a naked mole rat.
Between the pets, back-to-school madness, and life stress, we had to laugh through the tears just to survive. And honestly? That’s the point—real love isn’t picture-perfect like Instagram wants you to believe. It’s messy, loud, sometimes ridiculous, but it works when you’ve got each other.
🎧 Listen in if you need the reminder that you’re not the only one living in beautiful chaos.
Hi guys, welcome back to real love, real life podcast. I'm your host, jasmine and I'm Ernesto.
Speaker 2:What is this? Our eighth episode I believe.
Speaker 1:so We've been dialed in. We am your host, Jasmine, and I'm Ernesto. What is this? Our eighth episode.
Speaker 2:I believe. So We've been dialed in. We're just going to town.
Speaker 1:I'm so excited and Ernesto took the initiative. When we left last week he was like I'm going to take over next week. He has a plan. I don't know what today is about. I'm just tagging along, I'm relaxing. What are we talking about? Are we just hanging out?
Speaker 2:We're just hanging out, but I feel like there has to be accountability and I feel like I don't know. I think just like when you've just been frustrated for a while, everything like with adulthood Just piling up, but also being sexually frustrated, is very painful for someone like me. You know I can't fake what I ain't, you know. But and um, I just thought about I'm like I looked, I was like I don't even want to think about it. I was like I felt like I sounded, looked ridiculous and I'm like that's not really me.
Speaker 2:I was like like that's kind of something kind of childish. You know to be frustrated, like that's not really me. I was like like that's kind of something kind of childish. You know to be frustrated like that and conjecture stuff in that manner. So I feel like you know this is the whole point of this podcast is just being yourself, being authentic. It's real love and real life and as couples it's, you know, sometimes like a roller coaster you got your highs, you got your lows and we're not perfect you know we're not trying to dilute stuff.
Speaker 2:It's like a roller coaster you got your highs, you got your lows. We're not perfect. You know we're not trying to dilute stuff, it's just the real deal in real time. So from one Friday to another Friday, you can grow not only as an individual but as a couple. So it's like and there's things that we both took away Okay, like I haven't been putting them first. So, you know, got to action that week. And then, you know also, me too is like she's very busy, so we gotta help, we gotta help ourself to make the relationship better.
Speaker 2:You know, just that's what I heard, I was hearing on. You know, instead of listening to music, sometimes I'll be listening to YouTube. You know motivational speakers, or just you know intellectual people, and it's like work on yourself so everything can be better. You know you work on yourself. Everybody around you is going to be better because you're the best version of yourself. So it's like you know what I mean. There's both stuff we both need to work on. But you know, I mean I was like I'm not like that, I'm, I'm way more sophisticated than that, not just like a straight up douche. So, yeah, I feel like this part, this episode should just be you know, just real life. No relationship is perfect, the relationships that you think are picture perfect. A lot of lies, yeah, perfect photo on instagram.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of you know lies behind that, you know I was gonna say that, like I know that I did mention to you, I was gonna say hey, like be ready to, when that episode goes up to take some heat you know, like a lot of people like see influencers or content creators and they want to. I think they're so used to seeing this perfect world.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:The perfect couple, they have the perfect kids, like you know, things like that. But that's not really the reason why, like, we decided to make a podcast and that's why it's real love, real life. Like you know, we're not here to sugarcoat stuff and, you know, make things seem perfect, because they're far from that and I, I feel like I, I'm, I stand so like strong on that, where I'm, like, I'm here to like be real and I'm not talking shit about anybody. I'm stating facts because I've already been getting heat from our first episode.
Speaker 1:People are upset, I mean immediately after our first episode, somebody messaged me and they're like. I know you were talking about me, Okay. I wasn't talking crap about you. I was stating the truth.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I didn't say a lie and is that why you are so bothered? So, just like you know, letting everybody know know this is this is real love, real life, this is real life stuff that you know is going on in our day-to-day. We are not perfect. Um, we're a regular couple. We go through stuff and and we want to share some of that with you guys. And and then when I told you that, I was like, hey, you know you might get stuff like that, but just know that that's okay. Like the people that watch that and understanding, get through it, are like the real ones that are like, hey, they have a real relationship, like that's normal.
Speaker 1:That's what me and my partner go through. But I mean, we're so used to seeing all these huge, like perfect influencers that, like we know their husbands probably like cheat on them or vice versa, and then but they paint this like perfect yeah picture on social media. We are not like that. Okay, far from that, but yeah yeah, and it's like you.
Speaker 2:You go through things and I feel like in the what basically going on six years now, almost.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:This December. So it's like in six years we've accomplished a lot, you know. I know Been through a lot, accomplished a lot. So you know, no relationship is perfect guys. You just got to work through it and communicate Always. You got to self-reflect, think about you know we all make mistakes and you know we can, you know, sharpen some things up. You know what I mean. But other than that, you got to keep pushing and communicate and be there for each other.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I think especially like when you have kids and all that, that's when it gets tricky.
Speaker 2:It's tough.
Speaker 1:Like you know, you, you are, so you're at work, you have to leave for work and you leave so early. You work in the sun. You come back, you were, you're drained, you're pooped, you eat, take a shower and, like you know, so it's like I don't, I don't expect you to, like you know, be top of the morning, you know, go, or this isn't that like, yeah, it would be very ideal.
Speaker 1:And it would be very in a perfect world. You know your husband getting home and helping you out and doing all this, but at the end of the day, to him like he's exhausted and so am. I, but I have the privilege to be at home in a sea In shade, you know, I, I, I do have to give him some credit, like you know what he's been in the sun.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure like a lot of like blue-collar wives could understand, like husband coming home beat because like I'm just like there's no ac, I'm just thinking like if it's 114 outside, I'm like you should.
Speaker 1:It's like 120 in here you should buy one of those little things. I saw a video today um on tiktok and this lady said she had a little thermometer I'll show you like the temperature she did outside dang the weather on the phone was actually saying 115. She did the thing. It was saying 118. She's like I just bought a car. It doesn't have um, it doesn't have tent. She did it. It was 150 something in there it was like a fishbowl yeah it was a freaking fishbowl.
Speaker 1:And then she was like now my husband's truck has tent, let's go do his. His was like 120 something so. So you should do that, you should buy like one of those thermometers.
Speaker 2:It's just like.
Speaker 1:So you're inside a building with like no running air.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's that should be illegal.
Speaker 2:That's what I said.
Speaker 1:Ha, you guys can't have like those little, like I mean.
Speaker 2:I just been so tired I don't even charge my battery for my little fan.
Speaker 1:Why don't you tell us we would charge it for you? I?
Speaker 2:don't know. Why don't you guys ask, no, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1:I don't know what you use and don't use at work.
Speaker 2:No, I usually fall asleep. I usually tell Renee I'm like hey, can you charge my headlamp and my battery please?
Speaker 1:You would think that these companies or stuff or that it would be like law in Arizona to like have some sort of like cooling for you guys. That's actually insane.
Speaker 2:It is.
Speaker 1:But you know what too? I mean, I've worked warehouse and they don't give a shit. Like it's hot in there and musty. All like the all like the machinery is like running and stuff and it's it's hard so.
Speaker 2:I've worked in. The heat Hasn't been like crazy, crazy hot, but we do get like these heat waves. Huh, they just come through and beat you down.
Speaker 1:Yesterday was rough.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was bad.
Speaker 1:Yesterday I was like on a thin line, like I didn't want anybody to talk to me.
Speaker 2:You go outside, you're drained.
Speaker 1:Yeah, instantly, it just like the day. Just if you step outside in the sun it drains you like you don't want to do anything after that. All I did was go to the store and I came back and I was like I'm cranky, I don't want to record. I don't want to do this, I don't want to do that Like, I just want to lay in bed and get the house all dark, please, but that's crazy.
Speaker 2:This thing heat. But yeah, guys, it's been a long week, our dogs are going crazy.
Speaker 1:Yes, another thing that so last weekend.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Last weekend our little dog got a hold of some I don't know how to say the word.
Speaker 2:Just say she ate something she wasn't supposed to eat and she was about as high as NASA. She was probably like past Mars.
Speaker 1:Our little mini schnauzer got a hold of something she wasn't supposed to. She was flying high like a kite. We didn't know that, though we didn't know she had got into something.
Speaker 2:So, she was just like wobbly.
Speaker 1:You went fishing with your dad and John and then the older boys went to the skate park with your sister. I had a mop. So I was like the dogs like this is your chance, go outside potty. I can have five minutes to mop this floor, literally, like it wasn't even 10 minutes. I mop really quick and I bring them back inside. I have really bad heartburn. We had Chipotle. It was delicious. This is not an ad.
Speaker 1:But, I'm so stuffed I feel like I'm going to explode, okay, so I bring her back inside and lays down.
Speaker 1:usually she comes inside and she drinks water, but she didn't. She didn't. And I was like lily like drink water, but she didn't, she wasn't listening. She goes and lays down on her little bed zeus drinks water and everything and so I'm like, okay, whatever, I didn't see anything weird, she just didn't drink water. When you got home, she always greets you and she's always so excited. When he walks in the door she tries to greet him and she's all wobbly, she's shaking even like her, her little like, like her little bark, like yeah how well she does when he gets there.
Speaker 1:Even that was like cracking, like it wasn't it she, it just wasn't her yeah so you like ran into the restroom I don't know what you ate. And then I was like, have you seen lily? I'm like what is wrong with her? He comes out and yeah, she's not okay yeah, like she's shaking her little tongue is sticking out, I'm like, oh my god, she ate something or something bit her. So we were like something expecting her or since her.
Speaker 1:So her back legs were really wobbly and I was like what if zeus? Now I feel bad thinking about that, but I was like what if zeus hurt her? Because she couldn't stand by her like on her own. I was like what if zeus was like being really rough and stuff, because they like play and sometimes he can get really like aggressive yeah, so I'm like he probably hurt her. We couldn't figure it out, so we go to the um after driving around right a lot of them.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, wait, wait wait, I'm missing something the dog was like wobbling, then you took her to the kevin's room okay they were laying down and then I forgot what I was doing. And then I went to go check on and I seen her crying with the dog right there.
Speaker 1:I'm like, oh my God, I was literally crying over my dog crying.
Speaker 2:She was just watching the dog cry. She was just crying watching the dog, like if the dog was going to pass away right there.
Speaker 1:I'm just like get up, let's go. I thought she was going to pass. Like she looked so bad, I was like standing.
Speaker 2:What do we think? Like her sugar was low.
Speaker 1:Well, not only so, I know when she has like low sugar, I know, you know, I just I have to feed her something and she'll eat it, and then it'll go back up.
Speaker 2:But she couldn't eat.
Speaker 1:Huh, she couldn't eat Like, even when she would chew like her little jaw. Would like go everywhere. Like she could not like hold her, like she could not hold herself together. She was a mess.
Speaker 2:So after all, after I seen her crying, I was like, all right, we gotta go, and then we're just driving around no, no vets were open, even if they would say they were. What time was it? Was it 11? Yeah it was like 10, 11.
Speaker 1:So, anyways, we find one shout out to that clinic that was open but it was like there was a line. Huh, yeah, there was a line. There was at least seven dogs ahead of her and I think there was only one vet. Dang Like on night shift.
Speaker 2:Well, it even said that sorry to cut you off, did you see? It said like they're like I mean every job I feel like is understaffed right now. But it said like in that field they're like short, like 15 000 workers or something like that really do.
Speaker 1:I need to go study to be a vet yeah, you do save the planet yeah, I'm gonna mention that to the kids. They love animals, that's not um so we like get in there as soon as we get there. By the way, I need to know how much they make, because as soon as we get there they give us this paper that says like just to get checked in is $300, two, 97, like just just like just for your dog to get seen in. The urgent vet is two 97. So I'm like okay.
Speaker 1:Well, whatever she's, you know it's bad, so we're not leaving here, so we check her in. I think they saw her like pretty bad because other dogs were waiting out there, they took her back.
Speaker 2:Well, it did say like you don't get treated by like orders, like who really needs to be who's more urgent.
Speaker 1:I think they saw her really bad. She was bad, so they take her to the back immediately. Time goes by. It's like 1 30 ish.
Speaker 2:Him and john are sleeping in the car and I just I go tell we really fell asleep in there, you and john. That was a long night.
Speaker 1:I don't remember much aching like in the waiting room and stuff nothing, no update, nothing. Well, the girl actually yes, the girl did come out. She said that she was stable but that she was still very shaky, and they're gonna give an iv.
Speaker 2:and she she looked like she needed an iv, that she was stable but that she was still very shaky and they're going to give an IV.
Speaker 1:And she looked like she needed an IV, like she looked like she was already like kind of dehydrated.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dehydrated.
Speaker 1:So I was like okay, and she's like sign here, An IV is $100 and something, Okay, so at this point we're just racking it up right, yeah, pretty much. So I go back in there at 1.30 and I'm like, hey, like I have a baby in the car. My husband's exhausted, he worked today and like is there any way that I can go drop them off at home? I'll come back. And I'm lying, you didn't work that day, you went fishing.
Speaker 2:Was that Friday or Saturday?
Speaker 1:That was Saturday. You didn't work, but that's what I told her.
Speaker 2:Um and then.
Speaker 1:And then she was like let me go talk to the vet because you're not supposed to leave. But she goes and tells her that you know we have a baby in the car, this and that. So the vet comes out and she's like just sign some papers that you are going to leave. Um, but you know, just please come back.
Speaker 1:And I'm like, well, yeah, I'm not going to leave her here, so when I'm driving home I don't know if you remember because you were sleeping they call me and she's like so the vet said if you want like so you're not driving back and forth to just like stay, stay home, and we'll call you when we have an update from Lily or when she's ready. Just put your phone on sound, because if she stays like all through the night, we're going to charge you an extra, I don't know how much.
Speaker 1:I'm like okay finally, like I was sleeping for like 30 minutes and I get a call around like 3 30 when we're at the house yeah, and the vet's like hi, this is doctor, whatever she's like, so Lily's good, she's like, she's stable, her vitals are good. Um, you know, we just finished her IV and we gave her a shot for nausea. She's like so looks like Lily could have got a hold of some THC. And I stay quiet because I was, I'm, I'm basically sleeping still.
Speaker 1:So, I'm having a hard time processing that and I stay quiet and she's like weed, but she like says it all low and I'm like, oh okay, and I'm embarrassed and I'm like, oh okay, she's like yeah, so it looks like it was that. Um, she's like, but it's wearing off, but since she's so little, it could still last her another like 12 to 24 hours. Um, that's why I gave her the shot for like the nausea, stuff like that. And um, she's like, but she's ready to go, like she's still a healthy dog, all that she's just hi as a cat yeah, so I'm like, okay, I'm on my way um we bring her back.
Speaker 1:It did last her right like all of sunday she was still pretty, pretty, going through it like all of Sunday.
Speaker 2:She was still pretty going through it all Sunday. She was coming around in orbit. She was coming around the moon back to.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I feel so bad for her. She's so little. She's eight pounds, so I didn't know how much she weighs. She was four pounds when we got her.
Speaker 2:She's eight.
Speaker 1:She's eight pounds now and she said that's as big as she's going to get. That's as big as she's gonna get. That's as big as she's gonna. Yeah, she's like she won't be like more than 10. Wow, so she's. She's teeny, tiny, um.
Speaker 1:So yeah, that was lily's story from last week now, so like the day after that I don't know if her eating that like boosted something in her, that the next day on, like a Monday, I think I'm like rubbing on her and I'm like this girl has, how John says, it has nickels, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they came out.
Speaker 1:They popped out from one day to another, like she was a baby one day and then she has nipples the next day.
Speaker 2:Crazy.
Speaker 1:And okay. So I was like I was like okay, whatever, like they're growing in, we're fine, don't panic. I didn't know that, like her heat was going to come in like immediately after that. So, uh, I mean she is 10 months and it says that mini schnauzers usually like that happens to them between like six and nine months.
Speaker 2:She's 10 months, so she's a little late to the party um but still like, I just see her as a little baby, I know she was spotting too yeah, oh yeah, she was spotting, so does that mean, she needs a quinceanera? No, just kidding that's funny um she's becoming a woman.
Speaker 1:She's basically a little woman now. So, anyways, this has been going on since like Sunday, monday, right, she grew in her little things and then she was spotting whatever. And yesterday Zeus was just our bigger dog, german Shepherd.
Speaker 1:He turns three in April, so we adopted him when he was about six months old yep he came from like a family of of truckers so they kind of just like they would kind of like leave them in the back. Somebody would come feed them and just leave. So he kind of just like grew up with like his brothers, his mom and dad just in the back all the time yeah, just survived. So I almost feel like he has like a lot of trauma and it makes me really sad.
Speaker 1:Whatever he's he's like, he's basically like my first dog, because we never had a dog growing up that's true I love him so much, but he's a lot of work yeah so we've been working with him, like all this time, you know we've been putting so much effort and stuff, and then I noticed that, like this week, when you know the boys went back to school and all this is going on with lily, you know, I was like finding like pee around the house yeah, he pooped on my brand new rug yesterday in your, in your office no in the second living room that rug is is like only what?
Speaker 1:like three weeks old.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was nice.
Speaker 1:And so he like did a big old like pyramid in the brand new rug. So he's just like doing all these little things that you know they're just like, so like unnecessary, but whatever, I guess it's what it comes with like being a dog owner. But, anyways, I was like it's either the kids are going back to school and he's having like a panic attack. So from yesterday to today he has been so whiny.
Speaker 2:Non-stop though.
Speaker 1:You go to work for 10, 12 hours a day.
Speaker 2:I know I felt bad.
Speaker 1:I am at home and this boy is just like he whines, but it's so high-pitched that it'll literally hurt your ears. Yesterday, like this might seem dramatic, I cried myself to sleep because I heard this all day Like he doesn't stop. And I think he whines so much that he gets like he can't stop, like agitated.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's tired.
Speaker 1:He's tired, he's exhausted, and this morning I was like you know what Screw work. I'm going to get to the bottom of this. I was about to take him to that same urgent care. I was like something's happening to this dog and he's going to have a heart attack, of how bad he's like panting, and so I'm like I'm just going to watch them for a while, see, like what is like triggering his like whining and stuff. So Lily's been on the couch on her little pad and she hasn't really been wanting to get off the couch every time lily would move out of place, like, or like make a move, anything like that, I would notice that that would trigger his whining and he would start getting like all he'd start pacing back and forth, back and forth.
Speaker 1:I was like okay, okay, things started coming together.
Speaker 2:I started putting all these puzzles together, Lily's. Lily just got her boobies.
Speaker 1:She's, you know, she's still spotting, because dogs they do last longer than you know humans. So I'm putting all these puzzles together and then I'm talking to ChatGPT, and Zeus smells her heat. Zeus smells her heat and he's going crazy.
Speaker 2:Crazy.
Speaker 1:And then I caught him today trying, you know, to do it, and he can't. I mean, she's teeny tiny.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:He's over 100 pounds. He's like half my height. He's huge. Even if he squats down all the way to the ground, he can't get it in and um, and then she's just pissed off like she's annoyed with him. She's annoyed, she's sleeping under my bed at this point, like she can't get away from this dude and, and his whining just does not stop I literally, I was like something has got to happen, or I'm gonna go check myself into a mental hospital yeah, it's guys, you it's.
Speaker 2:You have to like see it to believe it on. I and honestly we love our dog, but that's our first and last german shepherd, I'm sorry, I can't do another german shepherd.
Speaker 1:I love him to pieces and I you know he's. He's a great dog. Our kids love him, he's so protective. You know, when we go to mexico, we take him with us. He loves the beach. Um, we have videos of him at the beach.
Speaker 2:Huh, those are so nice videos, majestic yeah remember people were like oh my god like your dog is beautiful.
Speaker 1:Like people would just sit there and watch him swim, or they'll come up to you. Can I take pictures of your dog? Yeah, can I take pictures of your dog?
Speaker 2:um, things like he dog is beautiful. Like people would just sit there and watch him swim or they'll come up to you. Can I take pictures of your dog?
Speaker 1:Yeah, can I take pictures of your dog? Things like he's a beautiful dog, he's so loving, but he is a handful. And if we are going to go through this every time Lily is in heat, I can't do this. I can't live like this. So I think we need to get him neutered. I can't do this. I can't live like this, so I think we need to get him neutered. I know you don't want that and I know that it's not.
Speaker 2:Oh, now go ahead.
Speaker 1:Because he's not letting us sleep. So and the kids just started school and Kevin woke up this morning and he's like, well, I didn't get any sleep.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's going to affect everybody.
Speaker 1:It's, it's a fact and you know what it says, that it lasts. So they go into heat for like I don't know how long it said, but then their actual no, they get their period for like two weeks or like 20 days, wow, but their heat, I think it said, is like seven to nine days.
Speaker 2:So that's the time they could get yeah.
Speaker 1:So, like these days, like you know, Zeus is like smelling all of that and he loves it. He's going crazy, he's going crazy, and the house has just been hectic. Okay, kids, back to school.
Speaker 2:We're busy.
Speaker 1:We're busy. Lily ate what she wasn't supposed to eat. That was just a very like unnecessary trip to the vet.
Speaker 2:It really was.
Speaker 1:You know we were both exhausted the next day and you know it wasn't cheap.
Speaker 2:It felt like straight up when your kid would get sick.
Speaker 1:That's what it felt like.
Speaker 2:The fever's at 103.
Speaker 1:Remember when, like John, was like a baby and he would get a fever and like there, we go to the hospital at like this time. It felt like that. It felt like that all over again, like we're taking a baby to the hospital, but yeah, yeah, just real love, real life guys yeah, I love these dogs, but you know what? I don't know, if I'm gonna have dogs after them, I might get a cat no, not in my house, why not?
Speaker 2:I'll move'll move out. No, it's good, why not? I don't like cats. What's wrong with cats? What's the point? They're just going to.
Speaker 1:They take care of themselves.
Speaker 2:Poop and bury their. Bury it, I think cats are really cute. No, I don't. I don't think they're cute at all. When they're little kittens those are cool, but I know I'm okay what other things can you have as pets?
Speaker 1:other things, other animals? Goats a goat I want to go, I don't know if we can have that, though I do want chickens, but we can't have chickens I want to go away.
Speaker 2:I want a pack of goats so I could take them hunting you can take goats hunting, yeah you never seen them like packing around they pack your stuff around.
Speaker 1:You can get it, but they can like get around.
Speaker 2:Good, a donkey, yeah, yeah, but a donkey can't jump around like a goat that's true, they could jump around. I guess if you train them right, they'll just follow you. Wow. So imagine like you're climbing some mountains or something and the goats.
Speaker 1:The goats are like that's actually seen on youtube. I was like man that can we have a goat in an hoa?
Speaker 2:no why they're not loud I mean you can but imagine they're flying the drone one day and they're like um, I feel like no, we have a small backyard we need once we buy our land.
Speaker 1:We can get a goat or two or three oh, that is so cute now that I know they could do stuff like that, I'll definitely have a go um. I do want chickens chickens for sure I just want those suckers for the eggs dude. So I've been, um, I've been on this little like. I don't know if you've been watching my videos. I feel like you don't really like my videos on instagram anymore. Um, I've been.
Speaker 1:I've been recording the boys breakfast every morning yeah and since the house is quiet and peaceful except for yesterday and today, um, you know I've been kind of. I'm like you know I'm gonna take advantage of the house being quiet. I'm gonna do an asmr. So I've been doing like these asmr videos and people have been loving them in the morning and I notice that I go through like 10 to 12 eggs every morning every morning, five days a week and then on the weekends so 50, about 50 eggs a week about 50 eggs a week
Speaker 1:wow 50, 50 to 60 eggs a week just call it 60, so five dozens.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's five dozen, right we need chickens how much is a dozen now?
Speaker 1:oh, like two, three bucks. I mean it's not like crazy expensive.
Speaker 2:But still like if that's something you use every day, like that, yeah, you need. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:That is crazy, but yeah, that's, that is our life, you guys with dogs and kids. And then what were we thinking when we got Lily? I don't know, that was just guys I think you know what I think was happening we're just bored no, don't say that, I think. I think we were kind of going through like um, like oh, we kind of want a baby face we were kind of going through like we wanted a baby and well, like we're not, we weren't getting pregnant or we didn't want to get pregnant.
Speaker 1:I don't know what's happening. But then we were like a puppy, a girl puppy, because we've always wanted to have a little girl.
Speaker 2:We were just passing by and we're like hey look, we're like let's go look.
Speaker 1:We had said let's go look. But see, the thing about us is that we can't go look.
Speaker 2:No, we can't.
Speaker 1:Because any time we go look, we come out with something that's happened at the dealerships. We went to go look at the tahos and came out with the tahoe. We went to go look at the tacomas and then we have a tacoma. Remember when we drove by the, the houses we're like let's go look at those houses.
Speaker 2:Bought a freaking house like can we go look after to the dealership?
Speaker 1:no, I'm just kidding um like we we can't go look you guys don't let us go look after to the dealership. No, I'm just kidding. Like we can't go look you guys Don't let us go look at nothing. No, yeah, that's like remember when we went to go look at the quads at Cabela's, we bought a quad.
Speaker 2:Well, actually I needed it for hunting. I mean, yeah, he took it once. Excuse me.
Speaker 1:He took it once and he's had it for a year. He took it. He took it once and he's had it for a year. But anyways, yeah, point is is that we can't go look at stuff because we buy it. Um, we went to go look at the puppies. We're just having like a little family outing. We passed by the pet store and we're like let's go take a look. Um, lily stole our heart. They had her in the back honk. She was. She was so little. They didn't have her like in the little boxes with everybody yeah, because we're looking at the boy remember.
Speaker 1:We were looking at her brother.
Speaker 2:And they're like you know what guys? We actually have a female that's a little bit smaller.
Speaker 1:That's how he got us Because obviously we didn't want a boy dog. We have a boy dog. We have a male dog at home and then we have three boys. Saw when we walked in there with our boys, so I think immediately he saw like, oh, she's. She doesn't look and they're about to walk out, they're not taking anything, she doesn't look interested in all these, in all these males that I have. He brought out lily, and I was like didn't she have like a bow too?
Speaker 2:she had a little pink bow.
Speaker 1:She was so cute with her little mustache and I was like where, like where? Do I sign like she's, she's mine, so he knew, he knew how to get us.
Speaker 2:It's like a car salesman they got you Once you test drive the car they got you man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so they got us with Lily, love her, but I don't know that was.
Speaker 2:She's cool, though I really like her.
Speaker 1:She's a good time. I love her pretty cool. She's um, she's really freaking hyper. Yeah, I need a teacher to do tricks. Yeah, I wonder where you take them to do the um. I feel like I always see schnauzers. Uh, do you say schnauzer or schnauzer? Schnauzer, I don't know I feel like her groomer says schnauzer, but her vet said schnauzer, so I'm like who's saying it right and who's saying it wrong?
Speaker 2:google it, not just kidding I don't know.
Speaker 1:Let us know in the comments schnauzer or schnauzer, do you pronounce this? So what's he saying? Oh, and then another update. So lily's groomer was super busy oh my gosh lily's groomer was super busy.
Speaker 1:She usually gets a grooming every 40 days. She gets the usual like standard snazzer cut. You know, we're growing out her little skirt. Her legs are furry, she has a long mustache, long eyelashes, she's so perfect. And her groomer's like hey, like you missed, I forgot to schedule her appointment on time so it was like late July. She's like I don't have anything until august 20th. Lily has knots over knots over knots and like it's getting so out of hand.
Speaker 1:So I google a groomer near me and one popped up with 4.5 stars. I was like not bad. I look at the pictures, the dogs looked okay, but now, now that I see lily, I'm like I wonder if they like stole those pictures from somewhere else and they're not actually from them, so you never know I picked her up, you guys, I picked her up and she's bald like a freaking rodent, like a naked mora she's bald she looks like a little rat.
Speaker 1:She has has no mustache, no eyebrows. No, they trimmed her eyelashes off. Why would you trim a dog's eyelashes?
Speaker 2:So they just buzz cut.
Speaker 1:They like buzz cut her.
Speaker 2:It's like she went into the Marines huh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she like she looked so ugly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think she knew it too.
Speaker 1:She looked like the little fucking kid, huh, because usually she's so sassy right looked like the little fucking kid usually. She's so sassy right like she stands up tall and she's all like she knows, she knows she's the thing and I think she feels ugly, like she's been kind of just like in her little space and you know she's also like going through her little menstrual thing, so so whatever. Um, but yeah, you guys, they gave me to, they gave her to me completely bald, but I'm the type of person I don't like confrontation, like you're just like you up but I don't like confrontation you're dying inside like pain, like, oh, what like?
Speaker 1:if, if it comes to the point like, obviously right, like if you know you're talking crap to me out in public, whatever, like I'm gonna defend myself. But like if I go get my nails done and you mess them up, I'm gonna pay and walk out and I'm just not gonna say anything and I'm gonna go home, cry about it and clip them off.
Speaker 1:And same like with lily I paid, I still tipped her because she still provided a service and I grabbed her and walked out and I swear I wanted to cry on my way home. I didn't even text you because I was like, oh my god, he might leave work and like in panic. So I went to go pick up Renee and you call me and you're like when did we buy a rat?
Speaker 2:Dude. I got home I was like what is that?
Speaker 1:She looked, I felt so bad for her yeah.
Speaker 2:She just looked at me like so dad. I just left great clips, just kidding.
Speaker 1:So her actual groomer reached out to me yesterday and she's like hey, like is everything? Okay, you haven't reached out. You know Lily and Zeus's grooming and I was like I'm not even going to lie to you, girl, I was like I cheated, I couldn't wait until August 20th and I took her to the groomers.
Speaker 2:She got jacked up.
Speaker 1:This is how they left her.
Speaker 2:Imagine she just wrote you back. That's what you get.
Speaker 1:I sent her a picture. Let me read to you what she said really quick. She said oh no, poor Lily, she got the summer buzz cut of the century. Totally OK, though it happens to the best of us, next time let's get her booked in advance so we can keep her looking fabulous and avoid any surprise makeovers we'll get her back to her supermodel self in no time yeah, she's super cute, man, oh my god, that has to be I, I was. I was so shocked.
Speaker 1:But it happens, I mean it's happened to our kids before too. You know we've taken them to great clips when we didn't have it like that and we could only afford $10 a haircut. And they came out with just a freaking buzz cut.
Speaker 2:They tried. At least you tipped though.
Speaker 1:But yeah, so we I feel like stuff is like, is like always happening, like we're never just gonna come in here and be like we had a chill week yeah, maybe in about 20 years. Huh, yeah, maybe 30 I just feel like our, our life right now is just like just banging things out. And things are happening and things are getting thrown at us left and right.
Speaker 2:But but hey, we've made it this far Exactly.
Speaker 1:So I'm not even going to complain.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so, guys, relationships don't have to be perfect they just got to work. Yeah. And life doesn't have to be perfect Unless you quit. You know what I mean. It's not over.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Unless it's toxic guys, then leave.
Speaker 1:You were supposed to take over and I feel like I just talked for like a whole hour. I'm so sorry. Maybe next episode, try again, next episode try again next week guys yeah, but um, this was fun this was so much fun. I love this freestyle because you guys, I had like no plan. Since he said I'm gonna take over, I was like okay I just had to clear the air yeah, huh, you don't want to get canceled, just kidding.
Speaker 2:Bring it on, no just kidding.
Speaker 1:But yeah, this was fun. We was this eight or nine, I don't know Eight.
Speaker 2:We've been working.
Speaker 1:We've been working a lot.
Speaker 2:Guys, what did we quit on Three last time? Three or two, three. We quit so I'm not quitting this, we're not quitting guys yeah, all right.
Speaker 1:Well, I hope you guys enjoyed this chaos yeah and we will see you guys next week. Love you guys later, guys, you.