Brunch Behavior: The Pour Report
Brunch Behavior: The Pour Report is your new 7-minute habit—Sip Sermons served with sharp wit, cultural clarity, and one takeaway worth toasting to. Hosted by STYLES, creator of the Brunch Behavior book series.
Brunch Behavior: The Pour Report
Watch Your Attitude, Not My Refills
Mind Your Glass: Brunch Ain’t the Place for Judgment
In this episode of Brunch Behavior: The Pour Report, Styles serves a fiery reminder that brunch is not church, court, or a cleanse—it’s a vibe. And nothing kills that vibe faster than folks counting drinks like they’re counting calories. If you’re watching someone else’s refills instead of sipping your own, this one’s for you (and not in a good way).
This pour gets into:
• Why brunch is sacred: therapy, release, and a soft reset—with citrus notes
• The passive-aggressive policing of people’s drink choices
• The energy shift that happens when judgment walks in with a tight jaw and dry mimosa
• Why your boundaries should sound like: “Watch your glass—not my refills”
• And the final PSA: if judgment is your hobby, stay home and pray on it
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Welcome to Brunch Behavior. The Poor Report I'm Styles and today's poor is straight. No, chaser, let me break this down for you. You ever go out to brunch and someone's counting your drinks like it's calories. During a cleanse, there's always that one Eyes on your glass like they're sponsored by sobriety. Every refill is met with damn, another one, like brunch came with a drink limit and they're the bartender union rep. Let me make this crystal clear I don't brunch with people who count my sips. That's the first pause of the night.
Speaker 1:Brunch is therapy release and a soft reset with citrus notes. And if my fourth mimosa ruins your morning, feel free. Why is that a tongue twister? Feel free to grab a water and mind your thirst. Now here's what it looks like in the wild. Here's the brunch behavior breakdown. You know the type holier than any bought in Bible verses, with a side of side eye whispering judgment underneath their breath, while you're just trying to taste joy in liquid form. That's my second pause for tonight. People, my apologies.
Speaker 1:Truth is brunch ain't about drinks, it's about energy. And if yours is stale, judgy or dried up, it's a solo table with your name on it. So what's the takeaway? Watch your glass, not my refills, if your presence feels like punishment, stay home and pray on it and that's your pour for today. All right, listen. If you're feeling this flavor, pick up your copy of the free pour Five drinks, five sermons, all vibes. And if you're really ready to sip like a grown up, grab the full brunch. Behavior summer pack. The link's in the description. I hate saying it, but you know, sometimes people need guidance. Anyway, it's just another boundary setting. Blessing from your boy Styles.
