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The WaterBros Podcast
PIXAR FOOTBALL PICK-UP | EP. 26
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In this episode, The WaterBros dive into a playful and imaginative Pixar NFL draft, picking characters for various football positions, and share their favorite Pixar movies. They also swap pop culture finds, discuss a historic LA Marathon victory, and reflect on recent family moments and entertainment highlights. This fun, light-hearted episode blends humor, creativity, and nostalgia, perfect for fans of movies and sports alike.
Okay, what's up everybody? Welcome to the Water Bros Podcast. This is uh as always your host. I'm Zach. This is my little brother Ben. I don't even think I said that in our episode 25 episode. This is kind of a rare situation where we're recording back-to-back episodes, but today is gonna be something completely different. We're gonna be doing a what we call a little pop culture crossover and in honor of Pixar's hoppers coming out. We're gonna do a little Pixar NFL draft. If we could make a team of Pixar characters, who would you have? Who would lead the charge? But Benny, how are you doing, dude? We're doing good. I mean, obviously, you know, I'm a little bit of the reason why we're doing a twofer, you know, tonight. I, you know, being out of town next weekend, but that's off season Water Bros football. That's this is what we do. We are here to bring content to the people. And so overall, things are great. What's filling the jug for this episode is that I got to go see Hoppers on Saturday. I went and saw it with with Heather and Rudy, and it was awesome. Really, really well done movie. I absolutely loved it. But that fills the jug. Being able to take Rudy to the movie theater, we had a good time. He loved it, and he sat through it without any issues for the first time. And that is a win. Yeah, an absolute win. So I will take that every day of the week. That for me is you know, that that fills the jug. Um Heather and I obviously love going to movies, so being able to do that with Rudy, that's a that's a fun thing for us. Absolute best. And when you get a movie, that I think that's the biggest compliment you can give a kid's movie is hey, it locked my toddler in for the full feature film. That's true. That's a good point. And we love that. What's filling the jug over here is hopefully I get to see it this week. Hopefully we we can get out and uh take Drew. Uh we got plenty of reason to celebrate him as he's about to be five years old. So the big five. Absolutely crazy. Can't believe he's getting that big. He's gonna be starting school. He's I mean, he's just awesome. He fills the jug, just the who he is, how he is. Uh by the time this comes out, he will be a five-year-old, and that is crazy to me. I know that's that's crazy to me too. I love sharing a birthday month with uh with a little Drew. He is he is awesome. Yeah, and I I can't believe he's five. It and he is a hilarious kid. He's stellar. I absolutely love Drew, and I hope he has has a great birthday and also had when everyone listens to it, had a great birthday. Yeah, 100%. And uh, Benny, before we dive into our Pixar draft, I just want to highlight I want I have high quality H2O.
SPEAKER_01H2O H2O for the H2O. Coming at you.
SPEAKER_02Um What do you got for me? Yeah, so obviously we're recording this a week in advance, so this is a little dated at this point, but Benny, we had something that hasn't happened very often, happen in the sports world, and that is an American one, the LA Marathon. Did you see this? Oh no. Okay, so this is uh absolutely electric. You gotta go check it out. But here we have, and I should know his name. Nathan Martin. So Nathan Martin sprints the last stretch, gives it he sprints the last stretch, gives it his absolute all, and it closes on the lead and just barely crosses the finish line before him. A photo finish to say the least, and it is so electric. I'm gonna insert it here so people can ever can enjoy because those are the sports moments I absolutely love. It's a high quality H2O that we love, and uh he's the only he's the second only, if I'm not mistaken, to American to win the LA Marathon. Wow. Okay, that's that's wild. That is a fun stat. I would say that's some high quality H2O right there. Pretty electric. Absolutely love it. Well, I'm definitely gonna dive in and watch that following today's episode. Um, because yeah, that that's quite the poll. I feel like you're good at finding those kinds of things as as I just you know am oblivious to things that are happening in the LA marathon. I gotta pick up my game over here. I think I'm gonna start a series, I think, on TikTok, and it's just gonna be like now like something like, hey, that's what we love about sports, or just like that's a sport, for example, like karjitsu. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's just a random crazy stuff. I think that'd be fun. Just throwing out highlights of the sports world that you don't see too often, and that's what that photo finish for the LA Marathon was this week. So yeah. No, that's that's pretty awesome. I I will say something on that same note of high quality H2O. Might have to be, you know, yesterday following our family party when we came home, Harry Styles just released an album. And so, you know, I ended up watching uh Harry's live performance that he did in Manchester. Well, I should honestly repost that TikTok that Heather posted of me on the Water Bros channel. That's what that's what we need to do. You know what? We should um I'm gonna do that 100% tomorrow. If if the people want to see like who who I am, you know, that's that's a pretty clear, clear picture. So we got a good kick out of sending that to the family last night. Heather thought that was pretty funny. That was hilarious. It's such a good, such a good video. And I'm guilty of it. I'm 100% guilty of it. I mean, you can't tell me that that American girl song just doesn't get you hyped up. I I hate to admit it, but man, it it hypes me up. So so kudos to Harry Styles. It's the man that my wife wishes she was with. So I you know, I compete with him on a daily basis. Exactly. Hey, Ryan Gosling was on SNL at at this point two episodes ago. So I mean, if he's competing with Harry Styles, who isn't? That's true. That's a good point. Yeah, everybody should be competing with him at that point if Ryan Ryan Perfect Gosling is. But uh Benny, let's uh I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna put that video right here so people can just enjoy it. If they are watching this podcast, they will just be able to watch it right here, right now. Yeah. Um but and kudos to my sister-in-law, Kyla, for editing the video. She did a pretty pretty good job editing it, I would say. It it cracked me up. I was laughing so hard. I watched it today while uh I was taking a little break at work and it oh it made me laugh so hard.
SPEAKER_00See you all say he is good.
SPEAKER_02Why did you say he's good? I'm glad. For the audio listeners, he started in the rafters, slowly came down and was eventually just dancing and enjoying the full the full experience. The full live concert, yeah. That that's how that's how it ended up. Oh, it's too funny, dude. I do have to preface this though, Zach, as we go into this Pixar draft. Here here's here's what I I've been thinking today, and I'm curious your thoughts on this. Because in you know, in honor of Hoppers, right? I looked at you know all these different Pixar movies that we've watched and we grew up with over the years. It could be really easy to pick a lot of the incredibles. Extremely easy. I agree. So, are what parameters are we putting on you know who we're picking? What uh how are we doing this? Yeah, what are the Water Bros draft rules when it comes to these little pop culture uh crossover deals that we're gonna be doing in the off season uh probably pretty frequently? I so do we do we say it's literal size? So like if you're drafting a Woody, you got little toy on on the line. So one rule that I want one rule that I would know for sure, I think are so I have listed out that we'll draft the following positions. So let's lay that groundwork first.
SPEAKER_01Okay, that's a good point.
SPEAKER_02We're gonna draft a QB, a wide receiver, a running back, an O-line, and when I say O-line, you pick one character and that is your O-line. They make up the whole that should inform maybe a little bit how you're gonna approach. D line, same story. You pick one character, that is your D line. Uh okay. And then I I think it'd be fun to pick a linebacker and they make up your linebacker front. And then uh safety and cornerback, I think you just are picking ADB and they make up your defensive backfield. Um, and then kicker punter is you it's one one guy does it all. One and the same. Yes. Okay. I I agree with that. I agree with that. And in the Pixar draft, I say that we we are uh a co ed draft here, so obviously you can any anybody goes in this in this draft here. And uh I can't draft them if you draft them. Yep. Wait, so you're telling so anybody goes. Any anybody in the Pixar universe. Alright, all right, all right. Just saying. Anybody goes in the Pixar universe, and uh I don't know. Do you have any thoughts on rules as far as parameters on yeah, it'd be way easy to draft all the incredibles. I'm gonna draft some incredibles, I'll tell you that right now. Okay, well, okay, that's good to know. I just wanted to make sure if they were on limits or off limits. I'm fine if we draft them. No, I I think they're on limits. It's up to us to say, like, okay, how are you how are you gonna use it? How are you gonna use it? How are you gonna match it? How are you gonna how are you gonna shut it down?
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_02That might inform a little bit, and then what we'll do, if people care, we will see who picks whose team's better. We'll just put it out there to the universe and say, like, hey, whose team wins? Okay. Who wins it all? I like it. Alright. I think I think I might, yeah, I might get a little bit crazy. All these characters keep popping up in my head. And so how are we how are we gonna determine who picks first? Is it in a snake draft? So if you pick first, then I pick second and third? Yeah. Or are we doing it just? Okay, well, I mean we're only two, so there's no middle. Do we do we do a snake? Do we just do back and forth? Because either way, someone's doing back to backs. Yeah, that's true. I say we I just I think we just go tit for tat, just one after the other. Yeah, let's just go back and forth. I like that. Let's do that. So we'll go tit for tat, we'll do our Pixar draft, we'll see where we end up, and then we will we will give our top five Pixar. Yes, top five Pixar movies, which will round us out, which I'm yeah, I've I've got my list. And then as as I'm pretty pumped about top five, you can give your our first Water Bros review and give a score for Hoppers for the folks. Deal. Okay. I can do that. I think alright, so I'm gonna put uh I'm gonna put a one or a two behind my back.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_02And and so you're gonna tell me if it's a one or a two, and that will determine if you get a pick first or second. Well, Benny, if I know you, you're gonna put up a good old number one. Oh, it's a twos or okay, you go see, I knew I knew what you were gonna guess. So, alright, so I get a pick first. I think that this is a little bit of a no-brainer because it is in his name. Okay. I want someone fast and furious. So my first pick is gonna be my running back, and I want Dash from the Incredibles as my running back. Okay, see, Dash Dash is is a cheat code because I I knew that was gonna be a route you would probably go, would be Dash at running back. I was gonna do Dash at running back. Who doesn't want a speedster to just absolutely fly? And for the record, I didn't cheat. I really did have a two. No, I believe you. I believe you. Okay, so if you if you got dash at your running back, see now my brain's like, do I play my draft just to counteract whoever you draft? Or do I do I try to go get my guys? And I think I'm gonna play my ball. I'm gonna do my game, and I'm gonna go get my guys. And uh I'm gonna put I'm gonna draft my O-line, and this might not be the most popular pick here, but for my O-line, I'm gonna do Mr. Incredible. Okay. I I like that. I he would have actually been that would have been my second pick is uh Mr. Incredible at O-line. Yeah. So you go in the trenches first. I'm gonna I'm gonna bolster the trenches because with Mr. Incredible, I'm gonna have big, gaping holes. So I don't I don't need a dash anymore. I just need Mr. Incredible to lead the charge down the mountain. Okay, okay. I like it. I think that's yeah, that's pretty impressive. Now, where I'm going for my offensive line. I feel like you're just giving me all the goods right now. My offensive line is Soli from Monsters Inc. Soly Solenberg. I feel like could you just see that no you know Soli Soli's elite. In fact, he was gonna be uh my probably leading choice for D-line. I want him to go the monster, go go get just run whoever you got in the backfield down. But I like it. I like the the O-line as Soli. I'm feeling good right now. I I think you should feel good. I'm gonna go defensive side of the ball here a little bit, Benny, and I'm gonna I'm gonna lock down my backfield. And I think this backfield will be tough to beat. I'm gonna have Mrs. Incredible in the backfield. Just I mean, she's got the length. She may not be So Elasticirl. Yes, Elastigirl is in the backfield, and she may not be the fastest in the game, but she's gonna be able to be everywhere. That's true. That's a that's a strong pick. I think I like that a lot. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so. Yeah, I think yeah, that's a that's a strong pick, but I'm gonna come right back and actually draft safety and cornerback as well. Staying in the same movie, staying in the same family. Give me the daughter, Violet. Because could you imagine? Let's say you've got your quarterback who we don't know yet, throws the ball up to unnamed wide receiver, and you've got force field block. It's going nowhere.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's tough.
SPEAKER_02Invisible safety and cornerback. So Violet is uh is gonna be my defensive back. Yeah, that's for this team. That's a tough one. Violet defensive back. She she's I mean, the force fill being invisible. She's gonna people aren't gonna know what hit what hit them on that. I know. I we're we're putting together a strong team right now.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_02Really, I mean the Incredibles really are kind of the bread and butter for football. I don't know. Let's see. Who else am I? They really are. Who else am I getting in on the game? You know, I am I'm gonna draft my I'm gonna draft my quarterback here, Ben. And uh quarterback, what I'm looking for, I'm looking for a field commander, I'm looking for a guy who's gonna be able to rally the troops, get the people going, get them moving on the same page. And so I'm gonna draft Buzz Lightyear of the 2022 light year. Oh, okay. Grown grown adult here. We're not talking a toy. We're not we're not having a toy throw it in the background. Uh we're going Buzz Lightyear to be team captain and bring the bring the heat there. More for his leadership game. Okay. Have no idea his arm, but we know he gets the job done. I I like that a lot. That actually is a very strong pick, and I may have uh a cheat code here when it comes to my next pick because I feel like it would be important to lock up QB. And this one's a little bit interesting. Not sure exactly how it would work, but my pro com the pro comparison for my quarterback is Lamar Jackson. Okay. Okay, so let's let's just let that simmer for a second. And why is he like Lamar Jackson? Because he's Lightning! Give me Lightning McQueen as my quarterback. Lightning McQueen as a quarterback. We don't know how he's gonna throw the ball, but he's going to do it. Hey, could you imagine hey, one, he's not fumbling. You hike the ball, close the hood, and he's he's run he's going everywhere. You can't tackle him, you can't fumble. I don't need a wide receiver. And all I'm gonna be doing is either direct snap to lightning or direct snap to dash. Hey, it's a done deal. You you got a great point. You got a great point. I love I love the lightning McQueen. Great, great pick. Lightning freaking McQueen running the offense. Good grief. Yeah, he's my Lamar Jackson. Speed. I am speed. One one winner. Rest losers. What is he saying? What's his little monologue? Rewatch card. Oh, yeah. He's like, oh, I am a little bit hungry. No, no, no. Focus. Break speed. Break it would be nice. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Alright, Benny. Well, I like that. I'm gonna I'm gonna stick with the offensive side of the ball. I'm gonna draft my wide receiver, and for that, I'm gonna go froze on. I'm gonna get that speed uh with Frozen out there. He was potentially gonna be my defensive side of the ball, but I like him for for that wide receiver. In fact, in Incredibles One, he has a great catch. He catches uh the uh controller that Syndrome has. So we'll we'll rock with with Frozone on the outside. Man, yeah, that's tough. Actually, yeah, you stole you stole my pick there. Um man, that's tough. So now I'm thinking, okay, I I have my offensive line, I've got my quarterback, I've got my running back. I I am gonna have to figure out the other side of the trenches. So for me, I'm thinking defensive line. So who's gonna be some space eaters, someone who's gonna clog the lane for me and and make sure that that nobody's getting past. So this one this one might be a little bit interesting, but I think I might go with oh man, I don't know. I don't know if if this is the right thing, but if you're talking what they can turn into, give me May Lee. Oh, the red panda. I love it. You can specify that it's red panda version of May Lee. Yeah, I'm going red panda version of May Lee because May Lee herself, I don't want as my edge rusher. But I want red panda. I did not think we were gonna get a red panda showing up in the game. I like it. Yeah, hey, we're I told you I did some research. I I feel very good about uh my team right now. I feel like I'm unbeatable. Man, May Lee Red Panda, bring it home. Alright, so if we're going, I need a running back, I need a D-line, I need a linebacker and a kicker. What am I going with next? Uh yeah, I know what I'm gonna go with. We're gonna go in the running back. I think for a running back, sometimes you just need somebody who can go downhill, who can truck through and get things done. And for me, that is gonna be none other than Mac from cars. We're gonna be giving the Mac the truck one up in me there. I love it. We're gonna we're gonna give Mac the ball and just let him follow Mr. Incredible to the promised land. I feel like I feel like the you know, Mac, he's just a little bit too soft. He's just he's too soft, you know.
SPEAKER_01He's like, oh, I didn't mean to, boss. I didn't mean to lose you, boss.
SPEAKER_02Well, I think he just needs the right leadership. And uh I know you got Lightning McQueen in the background, not the best leader. I got I got uh Buzz Lightyear leaving the charge. So he'll get Mac right in shape. That's fair. I attitude I can't blame you there. Captain. Oh man, that's it. Yeah, this is tough. I feel like so. All I'm lacking now is wide receiver, linebacker, and kicker. And I think for me, as I've been looking around at some of the different characters who I want um when it comes to my linebacker core, I'm diving into La Familia Madrigada. Are you for linebacker? For linebacker, because who do you want in the middle of that defense just strapping strength? Coed. Give me Luisa as my linebacker. That's Encanto. Yeah, isn't Encanto is that not are they not uh Pixar? No, that's Disney, bro. Damn it, hell. Oh, hellisa would be legit. Yeah, I agree with that. Gosh, dang it. If this was Disney. Okay, you're right, you're right. Okay, well, I'm backing, I'm backing it up because yep, Encanto is a Disney movie. Seeing that now. That is on me. I'm gonna go with the Finding Nemo universe. I'm gonna be able to pivot. I I had a backup because I have someone who is you know basically the you know, the biggest predator on planet Earth. Give me Bruce, the great white shark, as my linebacker. I love it. In the middle of the defense, here's Brucey. Do you want him going downhill, just close the eyes, and get her done? I'm going with Bruce. No, I love I love Bruce. That that's uh that's a solid pick. I'm gonna be right back with you in the linebacker core. I'm gonna go with uh from Brave. I'm shooting for my own hand, but I'm gonna go more do, obviously. We're not doing big giant cursed bear. Yeah, give me him. Wow, okay. That's yeah, linebacker all the way. That's that's pretty impressive. Um, I do like that. Man, now we're coming down to the end. What so I I only need kicker and wide receiver. What do you need? So I need to pick my D-line, which hindsight probably should have short up that trend sooner. Um and then I need my kicker as well. Okay, yeah, I need the kicker. I think there who would be better than someone who is pinpoint accurate, full-on robotic type movements. I'm going to the Wally universe for my kicker punter. I'm going with Eve. Eve, okay. Eve is going to be my kicker. I like it. I like Eve as a kicker. And Wally is my holder. He's the he's the holder. You know, Wally would be clash as the holder. I like Wally. I think I think that's perfect. Okay, man. I need D-line. Who do I want? I mean I mean, you've got more due coming in from the linebacker spot. More due coming through the gap. Just game over already. I don't even I don't even need anybody on the D line. Just let it all be more dues. Um, let's see. Who who do I want? I want a a dog who's just gonna go for it. You know, I was thinking maybe, hey, maybe I do abominable snowman for Monsters Inc. But I feel like he doesn't have the right attitude. He's a little too into the snow cones. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know if he's I don't know if he's cut out for it. Um I'm gonna keep pondering that one. I'm gonna pick my kicker.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_02And I'm gonna pick this one. This might be a little stereotypical, and if it is, sue me. But I'm gonna go to Coco.
SPEAKER_01Ooh.
SPEAKER_02And I think Miguel is gonna bring it home as a kicker. I think he's he's just got the right attitude. Give me, give me Miguel. Is that is that what you think? He's got the attitude for it. You know, I think I think Miguel, he he knows how to put in the work, and that's that's what I'm looking for. He he can put in the work, and uh I mean, guaranteed, growing up in the little town of Mexico, he's gotta be playing ball. He's gotta be kicking around a soccer ball. You know what I mean? There's no way, yeah. There's no way he's not, he's drumming that guitar, that's for dang sure. We know that. I mean, sings like a songbird, so let's just get that. I mean, locker room vibes from Miguel are gonna be immaculate because that's true. Doing his little grito before he kicks. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, oh man, I love that. Well, to to round it out for my team, I'm thinking it's a wide receiver, and I already have one of the characters from this universe. It's his best friend. There's absolutely no way that you can have Yin without the Yang. So give me, as my wide receiver, the one-eyed devil. The amon Saint Amon Ross St. Brown equivalent, Mike Wazowski. There's no way Mike is getting more than 10 yards against my defense. No way. I'm gonna tell you right now, it don't matter because when I have Lightning McQueen and Dash Parr, why do you think I saved wide receiver for last? That's just a vibes pick. That is an absolute vibes pick. Okay. Hey, I yeah. Well, I want to hear your last pick, and then I'm gonna I'm gonna feed you some intel about this draft of mine here. Okay. D-line. D-line. Who is heading up my D-line? You know, this is gonna be this isn't just like the the pick that maybe is obvious. He's not gonna maybe be the most intelligent force on the the football field, but I'm gonna pick the bulky Russian dude from the Incredibles 2. I don't even know his name, but he's just like the big blocky guy. The underminer guy? No, not that guy. No, he's like one of the one of the minions of Screenslaver. And I should know their name, but I don't. Give me that guy. I feel like less points because you don't know who he is. Yeah, well, that's fair. What is his name? Incredibles to bulky Russian dude. Brick. Yeah, give me brick and as a D-line. I mean Brick is gonna bring down the house. I feel like that's the perfect uh person for a defensive line. Yeah. How can you go give go wrong with it? Give me Brick. I didn't know your name, Brick, but I'm glad to have him on my team. I'm glad he's there. I love it. Glad he's there. I'm I'm glad he's there too. That's a that's a solid team. So I I will tell you, before we go into the top five Pixar movies, I just had AI pick all of my team. Of course he did. I did mine off my dome, brother. And used to be. Well, I have still got Enkonto in there. I know. Stupid AI can make mistakes. AI can make some mistakes. So let's just go real quick. Position for position. Yes, position for position. Running back, I'm probably giving edge to you. Yeah, running back dash over Mac truck for sure. Over Mac truck, yeah. Mac truck will get me the yards I need, though, and that's that's that's what he's there for. That's what he's there for. I would say so. Quarterback, I've got lightning McQueen, you have Buzz Lightyear. Easy Lightning McQueen McQueen. Lightyear all day, dude. Especially if he gets his jetpack. Game over. So he's so he's suited up light year, not just human light year. Okay, yeah, that's that's tough. That that is really tough. I would say yeah, but I also have the tallest uh person on the entire field, and that's red panda. So red pandas catch and buzz out of the air on the D-line. Yeah, but she's I mean, we'll see. We'll see. I don't know if May Lee's got what it takes, even in Red Panda form, to handle Mr. Incredible leading the pack. But let's let's say we've got D-line. We got Brick versus May Lee. I think I'm taking Brick. Yeah, I don't I don't hate that. May Lee wasn't my favorite pick, to be completely honest. Um, but offensive line Soli and Mr. Incredible, that's kind of sixes, to be honest. That I think is a tough, that's a tough battle. Yeah. I like I like that that battle a lot. We know Soli's got insane strength. Yeah. I mean, maybe it's not super strength, but he's a monster. Yeah. So he's strong. And he's I mean he's massive. Yeah, exactly. So so that's a solid, solid route to go. I would say wide receiver, Mike Wazowski. I would take Frozone all the time. I like Frozen all the time. I like Frozone on that one. But Mike Wazowski's team captain. He's just he's just there for vibes. Yeah, Mike Mike Wazowski is gonna be definitely in the books. He's gonna know all of it. He's gonna know the plays, he's gonna be able to make adjustments, he's gonna be calling out the Mike, you know, he's gonna be he's gonna be helping out the team. Exactly. He's player coach, is what we call Mike Wazowski. He's the Cooper Cup out there. Yeah, yes. Yeah. He's gonna know what you're doing before you even do it. Where but I mean, Frozone's just pure speed and talent, you know what I mean? And not to mention great vibes from Frozone all the time. That's true. That is a good point. I I do feel like, yeah, he's he's an impressive pick. Um at linebacker, I have Bruce, and you have Mordew. So you have a bear, I have a shark. I mean, Bruce is fierce. He's a force. Hello.
SPEAKER_01Hello, my name's Bruce.
SPEAKER_02My name's Bruce. But also, Mordu, like, literally has been the bane of Scottish existence for generations. So yeah. Pretty tough. That is that is pretty tough. So I I think I go edge more do there. Kicker, or I guess let's go. Uh we talked O-line, we talked D-line. Uh safety. Oh, safety cornerback. Alaska different skill sets, but I think both are tough. Yeah. How how how can you beat someone who's invisible? Yeah, I think uh Violet would actually be probably a better defensive uh force against Dash, honestly. Yeah, because we're coming with the we're coming with the safety blitz, and she's just popping up a force field anywhere your players go. Mac Truck, guess what? Force field, blocking anywhere he goes. She is the invincible part of my team. Well, and to that point, Alaska Girl, I just feel like she's covering the whole field all the time, everywhere. Yeah, but you know, she can get weak because she's gonna run the ball because if you throw it, Elasticle's getting that thing. But is she holding Lightning McQueen? Lightning McQueen's driving her all the way to the end. I mean, how many horsepower? Elasticirl doesn't have to, I mean, hopefully Elasticirl's not doing the tackling. You know what I mean? That's Mordu's job. You know what I mean? Mordu's gonna rip up Lightning McQueen. Mordu needs to be doing his job. If that if he's doing his job, she won't have to be doing that alone. And it, I mean, she's got the wrap up. We always talk about technique. Elasticirl's got the technique. She'll just wrap around the axles, wrap around the and she'll just shut the system down. Lightning won't be able to go.
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SPEAKER_02That's fair. Or parachute. You know, she'll just parachute off the back and oh, pull them back. Yeah, yeah. The resistance. So yeah, alright. No, I can't I can't hate on that. Uh and then the last one is kicker punter. I have Eve. I mean, Eve's obviously robot programmable. Like she's and you have Miguel. I'm like, I'm giving the assistance. Eve doesn't have a foot. But she can kick with the bottom of her thing. See? Exactly. It don't matter. Wally will have that thing dialed up. I I'm gonna let you know right now, as a kicker, you don't get a guitar out there. So Miguel screwed. Well, like I said, Miguel, he's gonna be bringing all the good vibes. He's he's got he's got the right the right juice. He's got the right jib. He's cut from the from the right cloth. With enough time, Miguel's gonna be a force. Alright. Yeah, very good. He'll be there. And he'll go tell his Mama Coco all about it. Mama Coco! We'll have Mama Coco on the sideline every week. Yeah. Like, forget it. Oh, so she's she's like your uh yeah, your uh what was the lady's name for the Loyola Maramount? She's your Oh, I don't even remember. The old like spiritual lady. Anyway. Okay, well, dude, I like it. We'll put that out. We'll see what team is the team. Yeah. And who wins. Well, I'm I'm writing on 7% here, so yeah, let's see. Are you ready for a rapid fire top five? Rapid fire top five. Let's do it. What what I really want to hear, since I got the first pick, I want you to give me your top five Pixar movies. Because you're more of the movie aficionado, so I want to make sure that I'm not gonna be completely off base. I have an idea. No, I mean you you pick what you love the most, but this is gonna be this is gonna be my top five. Okay. Alright. And some of this is just emotional. I didn't I haven't thought this completely through, so it's gonna be a little bit of emotional picks here. And we'll just that's that's how I am. Uh we're going to be, I feel like it's easiest for me to pick just my number one. So my number one pick is gonna be up. And the reason for that, I just I love the emotional highs of Up. I just love the characters of Up. None of them made the football team, but that's alright. I'm I'm sure for Up. It's a great little movie. Some people say it's only the first montage that gets it its hype, but I love the whole thing. So we're gonna go up. Number two, I am gonna go uh Toy Story. I think it's disrespectful if you say anything else just because Toy Story is classic. It is the OG Pixar. So I am gonna go Toy Story, gotta love those characters. Number three, I'm going Monsters Inc. I think Monsters Inc is fantastic. I am very excited for the Monsters Inc. 3 that they've announced. Love the universe, love Love Sully and Mike Wazowski going for it. And now when I see Boo, I think of my little girl. So we love that. Number four, I'm going Incredibles. And to finish out at number five. Oh no, Audible. I'm going Finding Nemo. Finding Nemo at five, finding Nemo at five. That's a that's a respectable five. I think you're gonna you're gonna um be a little bit surprised by mine. I'm gonna I'm gonna shake things up a little bit. I'm gonna have some different movies in here. What do you got? So I like that a lot. My number one, I'm gonna differ from you right out of the gate. Toy Story is number one. Okay. For me, nothing beats Toy Story. I mean, it's classic. It's so good. It's it's my favorite animated movie series, like or franchise. It's Toy Story, it's the best. So number one for me there. My number two is cars.
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SPEAKER_02I could watch cars all the time. To rewatch on cars is unbelievable. I love Lightning McQueen. I love Maider. I just love that whole universe. So I'm a huge fan of cars. Number three. I I'm gonna go up. So I liked your pick-up up. I think up being in the top, top three is respectable. That is a movie that you cannot disrespect. My number four, I'm going Toy Story Three. Okay. Toy Story Three. I love the Bonnie Art Toy Story Three. The Bonnie Arc. I love I love the Bonnie arc. I love that movie. Um I I love that when they're in the day, I just think that one's a really good one. Yeah, Toy Story Three is a blast. I could go really any route of the Toy Stories if I wanted to, but to round out the top five, it has been a toss-up for me. Because I'm trying to think of like, all right, what are the movies that I just love watching with like Rudy and that you know I've enjoyed over the years? So for me, this was a close call. I am gonna go Monsters Inc. at my five as well. Monsters Inc. is fantastic because I feel like you can't beat it. The close I'll give my honorable mention is Rad. See, and that's a that's an interesting pick. Ratatouille, I don't feel like it would be up there for a lot of folks. But it's a key. But I like it as my I love Ratatouille. That's just a great, great movie. And my honorable mention would probably be Cars. It'd be right there. Cars is I can't believe you don't have Cars in the top five. Right on the outside, just sitting there saying hi. Cars is Cars. Cars is the bomb, though. Yeah, no, Cars is fantastic. Drew loves cars. I mean, you can't beat Tu Mater without the Tu. Like it Oh, I know. She just slacks me from my body. She just slacks me from my body. You owe me$30,000 in legal fees. Legal fees.
SPEAKER_01It's so quotable. It's so funny. He did what in his cup? What in his cup? Oh my gosh.
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SPEAKER_02Owen Wilson is he's the goat. I love Owen Wilson. So him as lightning is the best. Wow, is that a little pinstripe tattoo I see back there? Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, you see that? Getting cozy at the cone, are we? Oh man, it's so good. That is hilarious. Yeah, no, I'm that's a solid top five, dude. Yeah, so so let us know. Let us know, Water Bros. Universe, what your top five is, and also whose team would win. Yeah, whose team would team wins imagination. Text us, let us know, comment whose team is winning this gauntlet. And who who we should have picked, maybe who was snubbed from the Pixar on the football team. I can think of a couple for sure, but we'll let we'll see. We'll see. We'll let the people decide. I feel like uh I feel like people might have some opinions here. I mean, maybe maybe Kevin from up should have been in the backfield because he's like impossible to catch unless you have chocolate. I was thinking of Kevin. You know, Kevin. I was thinking of Kevin. Dumb as rocks, but heck of a force. Absolutely. No, I think, yeah, there's definitely some some good options that maybe just didn't didn't you know make the list. But I will say, for those of you who have not seen it yet, in the spirit of Pixar movies, Hoppers is fantastic. It is what do you give it? A great movie. Out of out of ten, what are you giving it? Ten being the best? Ten being the best. Okay. So if my bar is Toy Story is a ten, it's perfect. Yeah. Okay. Toy Story in My Eyes is perfect. And she made my team, but for me, it's like on the lower end, like, you know, the red panda melee movies, like, don't care about those. So that's my lower end, okay? That's my barometer. Okay. I would give Hoppers like a seven or a seven point five. There you go. Seven and a half is respectable. And maybe that might change when I watch it again. But first time through solid, solid movie. Like I I loved it. So I think, yeah, you're you're leaning in. Like, that's meeting my close to like my top five. That's like Luca territory. That's Ratatouille. I loved it. I thought it was a really good movie, very creative concept. Um, and just a feel-good movie, too. I feel like all around it was uh it was a good hit. And that's what we're I feel like if Pixar is in that realm, they're doing what they're supposed to. Being the feel-good. Benny, I'm sure you are probably close to out of batteries, so go see Hoppers. Hope you hopefully I mean we'll see how this does. Hopefully, you had a good time hanging out with us, just talking some some funny Pixar. What if they played football? And uh, Benny, what do we tell the people as we sign off today before we're back in another two weeks to record? Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, stay hydrated. Stay hydrated. Adios.