Funny but Seriously Dumb Country Song Titles

Fun, upbeat song about country song titles:

Got a list of titles that make you go ‘Whoa,’ 

Her teeth was stained, but her heart was pure gold, 

How can I miss you, if you won't go away? 

These country songs bring laughter to my day. 

I liked you better before I knew you so well, 

I still miss you, baby, but my aim’s gettin’ better, can’t you tell? 

Oh, the charm in the words, they crack me up right, 

Funny but dumb, man, it's quite a sight. 

[Chorus] 

Singin’ those titles like a playful tune, 

Ridin’ down the highway beneath the yellow moon, 

With a chuckle and a smile, ain’t no need to frown, 

Just another day with a silly country sound.