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Oh that was loud.
SPEAKER_01That was pretty fucking loud. Not bad. Hey, what's up?
SPEAKER_02Well day. It is. We don't care if you're here because you want to be or because you lost a bet with one of your buddies! We just don't really care why you're here. We don't. Hey guys, I hear you. Whatever. No, you're here or not.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, wait a minute. It's kinda like that little thing like they sit in the corner and watch it. It's kinda weird. How do I just listen because it's on auto-download?
SPEAKER_02We don't care if you're here because you want to be here because it's not an auto-download. You forgot it, you forgot it. You're listening to the okay show on the internet, the whole rocker pickety podcast. Oh kitty one!
SPEAKER_01So yeah, good kidding. Good to hear everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
SPEAKER_02What up, bitches? What up, motherfucker?
SPEAKER_01Nothing.
SPEAKER_02Welcome, welcome, welcome to the okayest show on the internet, the hometown hot rudder podcast. Like I just said in the intro. I'm out of practice, bro. Are you? Yeah, we missed a day. Damn. Yeah. We a day late. Yeah. I'm pregnant. Dog short. You know how I know I'm pregnant? Oh.
SPEAKER_03Gay? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. So um, yeah.
SPEAKER_05You don't look pregnant anymore. No, I don't look pregnant anymore. You can see like the like the a little more than the tip of your dick now. I can see about two-thirds of it. Nice.
SPEAKER_06Dude, that's good. Yeah. That's good.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. That's how you really know you're making progress. Yeah, I can see most of my dick. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05And I don't have to play with it first. Right. I gotta go pee, but I gotta jerk myself off so I can see where it's going.
SPEAKER_02I gotta whack off for a minute so I can see my dick. Can you rub this real quick? Yeah. But no, I don't anymore.
SPEAKER_03That's good.
SPEAKER_02I don't have to flick it around anymore. I can see it. Man, that's awesome. I'm like, oh look, you're still lonely. Right.
SPEAKER_05Had a string like taped to his fucking bottom side of his belly so he could grab it. Oh, there it is. I look down and there was a sign that says be back Friday.
SPEAKER_02Be back. Maybe. Possibly. I feel like we're gonna have to change that deal up.
SPEAKER_05What's that?
SPEAKER_02I don't know. Friday? I had an idea.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And y'all tell me what y'all think. Because it was kind of a cool idea.
SPEAKER_05Friday and Saturday? For real.
SPEAKER_02Real. Brooke. I was on the phone with Brooke today. Yeah. And she's like, Are you doing your cruise night thing tonight? And I was like, no, next week. She's like, okay. I was like, what? She goes, it just sucks that you gotta be gone two nights in a row like that. And I'm like, damn, that's a good point. What if we record before? We record on Wednesdays. Hell, I don't care if it's steering. Yeah, it don't matter. Yeah, we could do that. What do we care?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it don't matter. Monitoring, though.
SPEAKER_02I mean, do we?
SPEAKER_06I mean, I think you made your good point last time.
SPEAKER_02And my and did you see the post about the rules? Mm-hmm. Same rules as last time. Don't park in front of Redeemed Fitness, no glass bottles, and don't be a jackass.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I mean, and what times it start?
SPEAKER_02Six.
SPEAKER_06I mean, we could yeah, we can do that.
SPEAKER_02I mean, I could I could literally show up like right after work like I did today. Yeah, but what I'm thinking is like if we record on the hometown hangout nights, turn on the speakers, it's playing in the shop.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02People could hear us. I don't I don't know.
SPEAKER_05Leave I say I think that sounds like a great idea. I'd be down. I'd be down. We couldn't. But I don't think I don't think you not having your eyes on what's going on, we would fuck with you.
SPEAKER_02I think I'd be okay because I think we'd end up getting a studio audience.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Okay. We could open the doors like halfway so people outside can hear it still. Yeah. Or even open them up like we normally do. Well then we don't want everybody walking shop.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Like there's a whole there's a whole dynamic here. Or don't open them.
SPEAKER_06But then nobody's gonna hear it.
SPEAKER_05Well then open them. Crack them. I mean, there'd be people here. Hey, turn it up and just crack them.
SPEAKER_02Les will be here. Clayton will be here.
SPEAKER_06Maybe.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he'll be here.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02You know what I mean? Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Les gonna be the hometown hangout manager.
SPEAKER_01Hey, get out of my shop! Get the fuck out of my shop. Get out of my shop.
SPEAKER_02Fuck y'all with your papa jokes. I'm just saying the rest of us don't have to wait till our arthritis heals up in the mornings to get to work. Oof. Gout. But I am the blind one.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_02Hand me the blue moo. Yeah. I am the blind one.
SPEAKER_01Where's my blue emo? Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Asperg cream. Asper cream. Oh, bro. My footage is. I was wondering, dude. Fuck me. Like you're just talking about having to jacket off to fucking pee and shit. And you're over there like, I gotta go pee. I gotta pee. My bad. I gotta pee.
SPEAKER_02I gotta rub this thing real quick. So um, yeah, I I don't know. I think that might be a cool idea. We just move our record day to Wednesday. Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay with that. And we just kick it off 5 30, 6 o'clock. Fuck yeah. You know what I mean? And if so, if people start to show up, they can come in here and listen to us record.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Yeah. We could do like 5 30 to 7 or something like that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Because we don't always, I mean, we don't we could get by with cutting our times down to an hour. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05And who's who's to say that we don't record a long episode because people are coming in? Right. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, y'all are welcome to come in. We'll set all the mics back up.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Ugh. Uh yeah. Okay. Scratch this whole idea. We'll set two mics up. No, I'll just show up at four. We'll record and then do the fucking thing. We'll set up one. We'll set one mic up.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Have one guest a week. One guest if they want to come in here at a time. One at a time.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. We'll hide the mic though. Like they don't know it's here until they're like, hey, what's up? And we're like, oh, we want you on. We can call it the hometown hangout and gangbang. Whoa. One at a time. Right? There's like a good gangbang, should be. Come in here. Oh no, that's why we need the casting couch. Yeah. It makes total sense now. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02We'll move it over there. We'll just rearrange the office. Right. We'll do anything in here anymore, anyway. Right.
SPEAKER_05Can you imagine someone walking in? Uh, what's the couch for?
SPEAKER_02Don't you want to see it? Yeah, there's also a microphone. And don't worry about the camera tripod either. Yeah. So Les brought me the tripod that he found uh so that I could start recording videos of the tea bucket.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_02Hell yeah. So that's gonna be a cool deal. Yeah, so those won't be live. We'll I'll record those pre-recorded them. Pre-recorded them. Yeah. And uh I don't know, maybe I'll learn how to edit, put them together. Surely I can figure that out. I think you could.
SPEAKER_05Wow.
SPEAKER_02Did you hear that?
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02My throat bubbled. That was like all from the like good. Yeah, that was that root beer. Yeah, yeah. Uh, but I I want to put them on Rod and Style TV. Yeah, that'll work. I'll give those to Chuck to put on Rodden Style.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I noticed that somebody on on your live deal goes, Is Jimmy helping? Yeah, I don't know. I that threw me off, and I was like helping what? Yeah, like you mean build the tea bucket? I mean you can't I mean I'm if I'm here, yeah. Yeah, I mean you can.
SPEAKER_02Um I've been back and forth and back and forth and back and forth on certain items of what I want to do and how I want to build it and what color do I want to make it, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Pretty much the only thing I've nailed down so far is I found the headers I want. Okay. They're pretty fucking cool. It's a start. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Are we gonna have to like wait until a weekend to just roll this thing out into the middle of the lot and stare at it?
SPEAKER_02I think that might be why I'm having such a brain block on it, because it's piled up over here in the break room.
SPEAKER_05I think you I think you yeah, I think you like it's fucking with me. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02That the intent was for that to become the tea bucket bay. Well, we've been so fucking busy that the tea bucket got shoved into the break room.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I noticed that.
SPEAKER_02That's how little that car is. Um Clayton started taking it apart yesterday and I was like, damn it. I was like, I don't want to tell him not to, but I want to video it. Right. You know what I mean? But he didn't get a whole lot taken off. I don't know how to say that. He got the grill shell, uh the headers. Yeah, the headers.
SPEAKER_05I think you need to roll it out into the out in the middle of the lot and just stare at it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_05I I'm just saying, I think I think you see it for what it is and not what it could be.
SPEAKER_02I think I know what color I want. Okay. I think. Okay. It's actually between two. Uh it's gonna be glittery. Okay. And I'm I'm in between this really cool fucking pink color and gold. I know that's like totally opposite ends of each other, but that's where I'm at.
SPEAKER_01What about rose gold? I was just about to say that. No. I don't want to do that, because I want glitter.
SPEAKER_05No, no, no. Like a glittery rose gold. Instead of gold, instead of gold.
SPEAKER_02I don't think they make a glitter rose gold vinyl. They make flat, they make shiny, they make chrome.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, do pink with rose gold. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02No?
SPEAKER_05I don't know.
SPEAKER_02I'm trying to keep it 50s and 60s and yeah, rose gold, wasn't there? Right.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_05You gotta do like like fucking straight straight button or gold teeth gold. Here's my thought process on it.
SPEAKER_02I think I'm gonna go with the gold. Okay. Because it's not it's not the fully Z frame with a channeled body, and it's not gonna sit low to the ground. Right. I think to pull it off in pink, it's gonna have to be on the ground.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I think I think because it's the way it is, I think it's gotta be a fairly traditional color.
SPEAKER_04I get it.
SPEAKER_02Does that make sense? It does.
SPEAKER_04It does. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And fuck, I don't know. Maybe we'll do this one in something retarded like fucking primer. Right? Just roll it on. Yeah, just do it in primer. Like red oxide. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Was it you and I were talking about the like doing like a patina wrap?
SPEAKER_02We have talked about it, yeah. A patina wrap on it would be cool. On the fiberglass? It's vinyl. Okay. What? Huh? I mean, it could be final.
SPEAKER_05I'm just saying, I'm I'm just saying.
SPEAKER_02Nobody's asking you to sand it and paint it.
SPEAKER_05I'm I'm just I'm just saying there there is people that like to point out that plastic bumpers or patina.
SPEAKER_02So so what?
SPEAKER_01Okay. Fuck 'em. Fuck them. You build one. They could build their own. They could.
unknownIt was this guy.
SPEAKER_01Me? It was this guy.
SPEAKER_05Well, he's like, But this is different. Did you just patina a fucking car and you did the plastic bumpers? But this is different. Oh. This is a replica car. I get it.
SPEAKER_02So it makes sense. It looks like a 23 Model T. Right, right.
SPEAKER_05No, I get it. I'm just saying. I'm just making you own it.
SPEAKER_02That's it. I mean, it's not like we wrapped a fucking F a third gen F body and patina wrapped the fucking urethane bumpers that are bowed in at the headlights. See what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, no, I get it. I get it.
SPEAKER_02Fucking dick.
SPEAKER_05Because there's real there's real metal ones out there. Right. Gotcha. It's a replica. It makes sense now.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. We're making a fake. Make it look like it was rotten in the field. Word. That's what I'm thinking. Instead of rotten in a warehouse.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. No, I can I see that. I think the goal would be cool on this one. Yeah, I do too.
SPEAKER_02I do too.
SPEAKER_06Cause this one's gonna be So are you gonna do the frame black and everything then?
SPEAKER_02That's what I think. Yeah. I think just do it black. Yeah. We can paint that here. Yeah. Cheaper. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_05No skinnies? Yes. Are you gonna still gonna do that? Okay, thank you. Still gonna do that. That car just screams it it has to have that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Chrome reverses.
SPEAKER_02I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. On the back. Uh two. Disc wagon wheels. Like skinnies.
SPEAKER_06Like the ones that look like bicycle wheels.
SPEAKER_02Like on most of them? I I don't think so. Yeah. Because it's got disc brakes. Oh.
SPEAKER_05That makes sense.
SPEAKER_02Thought about taking the brakes off of it. On the front. Oh. Chunks don't have front brakes. That's true. Most of them don't. Here's the thing though, if you're gonna sell them, they kind of need brakes. Yeah. Because you might sell it to somebody that's fucking tardy.
SPEAKER_05No, pretty much anybody that's gonna buy them. Yeah. Like you have to have some kind of like they're not trying to build them themselves, they want to buy one. You see what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so it's kind of gotta have brakes all the way around.
SPEAKER_05It's kind of be gotta be a driver of some sort.
SPEAKER_06Did you just pull chicken nuggets out of your pocket? Fuck you, bitch. I like chicken. Huh? Um you said tarded and as the first thing you said.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, of course it is. Um what else have been going on? But yeah, I I think I have to do it gold. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Gold, black, white walls.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Are you doing white walls on the front too, or just the back? No, just the back.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Cheater sweeks.
SPEAKER_05I I'm seeing it. You know what I mean? I'm seeing it. I still think you need to roll it out. So I think you need to look at it.
SPEAKER_06Is the block gonna be black or is it gonna be gold?
SPEAKER_02Probably black. Yeah. Probably black. I think this one's just gonna be a pretty simple car. Did she tell you those? I do want some bigger headlights. What?
SPEAKER_05I mean, she talked to you and tell you this.
SPEAKER_02I mean, I've sat and stared at it a lot.
SPEAKER_05Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_02And gone home and stared at them a lot. Okay. You know what I mean? I think that might be the best route for this car.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I gotcha.
SPEAKER_02Um something to put together in driving as quick as I can.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Okay, let's start it.
SPEAKER_02Oh, it kind of needs wires. Oh. And brakes. That's about it.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Some fiberglass work.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, a little bit of fiberglass work. Not much. Whatever.
SPEAKER_06It's nice. The brakes are there. They just need to be put back together.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. We got all the parts.
SPEAKER_06All the lines are underneath it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Yeah. We can get the body off the car. Yep.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I like it. As soon as I saw a picture, I was like, man, let me look up some tea buckets because I've always liked them. I mean. And I start looking, I'm like, yeah.
SPEAKER_02It's the entry to hot rods. And it is. And then it's the purest of hot rods. Yeah. Right. Like it is real deal hot rod.
SPEAKER_05And I like I like how hot rod and how like entry level and how like it is the epitome of heart hot rod and it's the simplicity of it too.
SPEAKER_06Yep. Yeah, because you even got shit in those. It's a seat, a steering wheel, and some gauges and a motor in front of you.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I love it. Sometimes a windshield. Yeah. Yeah, I gotta get a windshield. Was it? Yeah, I think so.
SPEAKER_06Who no, who was it? Uh Barbara Joe. His doesn't have a windshield, does it?
SPEAKER_02I don't yeah, surely it does.
SPEAKER_06Maybe like a real short one. Maybe a short one. Yeah. But I think it's got one. Yeah, because I saw part of his live thing. His little video. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And he was on the Wi-Fi. So when he got too far from the Wi-Fi, it just shut off. That's all good. He actually texted me this morning. Yeah. Wanting to upgrade his podcast equipment and wanting to know what we used. Okay. As far as just recorder. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Oh, I was going to say, we'll sell you three microphones and stands.
SPEAKER_02And then he said, What's the learning curve? I was like, the easiest shit ever to use. What's he using now? Road, I think. Oh, okay. I think. I don't remember. I want to say it was road, but it might be something else.
SPEAKER_01I don't remember.
SPEAKER_02I only know these. Yeah. I really need to burp bad, but it won't come up. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Does that thing have a splash guard? Yeah. Like are they protective? Oh, you're gonna get some in it. Dude, like you're gonna mute yourself because you're gonna put chunks in it.
SPEAKER_02Oh, God. That's a big bubble.
SPEAKER_05Dude, you didn't even drink hardly any of it. But that's my second one. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's my second one. Yeah. Did you hear me though? I was in there. I was like, they got chocolate milk.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I was like, nope, I won't buy them no more.
SPEAKER_05No? Nothing? That was it, huh? That fucked you up? No. Oh. No, no, no, no. No, just don't put I don't eat and drink a lot of junk anymore. What about milk? I actually it slowed down. That's that's what I mean. Like your milk intake.
SPEAKER_02I wonder if that's why I went blind. Quit drinking milk.
SPEAKER_05Damn, you eat carrots? Not very often. See, my fucking family used to say you have to eat carrots. I haven't eaten carrots in a while.
SPEAKER_01I don't know.
SPEAKER_02So we can talk about that, I guess, if everybody on the internet wants to make fun of me for getting old. Oh, we're old. Yeah. So right now I'm wearing plus 3.25 readers to see as normal glasses.
unknownBro.
SPEAKER_05Do you wear those and then put readers on to see?
SPEAKER_02Nah. Oh. No, I see everything up close and far away with these. What? Yeah. Bro. Yeah. And she was like, so keep wearing those. When I went to the eye doctor the other day.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah. So I went to the eye doctor the other day. Oh yeah. Um, I'm blind. Yeah. Yeah. Nearsighted and far-sighted. Damn it. You know what that means. All of it. By focals. Hell yeah. You got the lines? I did. That's what I'm talking about. Here's the reason.
SPEAKER_04It doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_02So at first, she was like, Do you want lines or no lines? I was like, no line. And she priced it all out. And it was for the second tier of quality and field of view. Mm-hmm. Because you can buy the ones that's way out there where your field of view is really big and you don't have to turn your head very much. Right?
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_02But or you can get the cheapest version where you gotta turn your head a lot because it's a real narrow field of view. Right. So to see what you want to see, you gotta put it in the middle of your glasses. Oh, yeah. Really fucking weird. That is weird. And so I'm already sitting there going, I don't know if I want this no-line deal or not, because that's weird. Yeah, that's odd. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So it's like a fishbowl.
SPEAKER_01Hmm.
SPEAKER_02It's weird. That is weird. It was really strange looking. So I'm like, okay. And she's like$499 for the highest tier. What? So how much is like the second tier?
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And she's like,$409.
SPEAKER_05God damn, how about no tiers? I'm like, because I'm tired tearing up hearing these prices.
SPEAKER_02So Brooke had given me her FSA card. Yeah. And uh she's like, use this for some of it or whatever. And I called her, I'm like, hey, how much when we put on this deal? She's like, well, how much are they? She was thinking that was, you know, the like the commercial. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 99 bucks for two pairs of glasses. Nah. Not when you gotta get the doctor required anti-glare and anti-scratch. Oh yeah. She's like, because if you get any imperfections, you're not gonna be able to see shit.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I'm like, fuck. Okay. Well then I wanted to add the blue, the anti-blue for the phone and computer. Right, right. Right. So$409. I'm like, God damn it. Alright. And Brooks like, well, I was thinking a hundred bucks. She's like, I only put$600 a year on there. Oh shit. And I'm like, huh. How much are they? I told her, she goes, Well. Yeah. Well, if you need to, I was like, no, that's cool. I'll cover it. And I'm sitting there waiting, and the lady gets it all ring up. And I just said something. I was like, I just don't want to do the smallest because that weird field of view thing. And I was like, maybe I should just look at the line. And she goes like, it's way cheaper. I was like, er?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I was like, what's way cheaper? And she's like, significantly cheaper. I was like, well, why don't we look that deal up? I said, I'm sorry, but I hate to make you do it. She was like, no problem. And it was$329.
SPEAKER_03Damn it.
SPEAKER_02Shit's crazy. I need to go.
SPEAKER_06But do you have like was it with the wider view or is it with the narrow with the smaller?
SPEAKER_02It's just the line all the way across them.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah. It's the way you hold your head. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you don't have to look at it. You just look at the bottom of them to read and look at the normal at the top to see everything else. Yep. So that's what I got. Do you have both or just I have no idea. You don't have bifocals. Yeah. Okay. So yeah. And she said, in the meantime, the eye doctor, she was like, in the meantime, you need to wear those readers all the time. Including a drive. I was like, Yeah, I'm gonna have to, whether you say so or not, I can't see. Yeah, listen, motherfucker. I was like, I don't have a choice. I'm blind. But my left eye's a little weaker than my right eye. Yeah. So she was like, right now everything seems a little off and you probably get a headache or whatever because readers are the same on both sides. Yeah. She's like, when you get your new ones, it's gonna be a whole new world. Damn.
SPEAKER_05I can't wait to do this. 329 bucks.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and well, that's what I'm bracing myself for. Yeah. Whatever. Have to. Yeah. Couldn't see. Yeah. No choice. Like yesterday I had to leave early because I I didn't feel it's like 440. I say early. But I got I had a bad fucking headache. Like real bad.
SPEAKER_05Well, yeah, you're wearing fucking readers all the time. Yeah. Like that throws me off because like I have the 2.0. And if I look away from what I'm reading, I'm like, whoa. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, fuck that. Like right now, the signs, I I can see everything just fine. Hmm. Like I can read the t-shirts out there. If I take them off, I can now I can't read shit. I can't read the parental advisory sign on the door.
SPEAKER_05I have like now I can't. I have levels I can't that are blurry. Like it's you know, it's like so far away from my face, arm's length, and then everything comes back. Yeah, you got bar vision. And then it's weird. And then you go past that and I go blurry again, but I can still see far away for the most part. It's fucking weird. Yeah, you got bar vision. I bet I bet you my shit good. I'm gonna be blind as a bat next year. I'm gonna be gray, blind, and deaf. I mean, I'm I'm there. And I've got Alzheimer's. Dude, this is fucking I'm I'm gonna rock out. I hope my kids wipe my ass. Lizzie will. My kids fucking won't. No, she won't, she won't wipe my ass.
SPEAKER_08You think so?
SPEAKER_05I I think if it came if I I think if it came down to it, yeah, I think Clayton would. Wipe your ass. Yeah. I think Lizzie would be the one that came and saw me and wipe my ass.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I'd just go rub my ass all over Emma's bed.
SPEAKER_05Right? Like a dog with worms?
SPEAKER_02Wipe my ass. No. No. Well, your bed's about to.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, here.
SPEAKER_02Don't sleep on that end tonight.
SPEAKER_05All of a sudden you just drop them and you fucking sit right on the edge of her bed and just slide off the edge. There you go.
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna come wipe my ass. No, fine. I'm coming to you.
SPEAKER_02Dude. You know how when women get home, they take their bra off immediately? Yeah. It's like I can't wait to get home, take my bra off.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Well, that's me with my shorts, my or my shoes, and my pants.
SPEAKER_03Yeah?
SPEAKER_02I'm straight into pajama pants as soon as I get home.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02As soon as I get home.
SPEAKER_05Yep. I'm an odd one. I'll literally put my boots on at 5 a.m. and never take them off until it's time to take a shower. Like, and usually it's sometime around 7 or 8.
SPEAKER_02Nah. And at 9.30 to 9.45, my ass is taking a Vic Pier Z. Yeah. And by 10 15, going to bed because I'm falling asleep in my chair. Yep.
SPEAKER_05So, bro, listen, and I really hope. I know that there's select few that listen to this. But anyway, two nights ago, I'm getting ready to go to bed. Kelly's already asleep. The grandson that's been dropped off and hadn't been picked up still for the weekend. Uh, he's still there and he's asleep. Okay. And I'm like, oh, it's too fucking early. I'm not gonna be able to sleep. So I open up a pack of fucking sumo gummies. And I'm like, okay. I grab them and I'm like, hmm. Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to sleep. So I throw them in my mouth, I chew them up. And then I proceed to go, I wonder what time it is. I fucking flip around. I'm thinking it's 7 30, 8 o'clock. No, it's fucking 10 30. Yeah. And I look and I'm like, oh fuck. I was supposed to be asleep 30 minutes ago. So what do I do? I go to sleep. Well, now your metazm metabolism slows down when you're sleeping. All of a sudden. Oh, you woke up still high? Ready? Two o'clock in the morning. Cross eyed. I'm like, oh fuck, let the dogs out. Four o'clock in the morning, cross eyed. I'm like, motherfucker, I gotta get up in an hour. Get up at five. Sit down on the toilet. Cross eyed as a motherfucker. I'm like, son of a bitch. Dude, I hop in my car. Like, I literally like hurried up, got ready for work. I'm like, don't sit here too long. Dude, I got to work. I started walking and I'm like, oh, this is not good. All of a sudden, my coworkers are like, hey, what's up, Jimmy? I guess about four people ask me, Hey, what's up, Jimmy? How you doing? Nothing. No fist bump, no nothing. I guess I just beeline there, straight to my toolbox. I grab my water, I flip around, and one of my coworkers was like looking at me. He's like, You good? I'm like, hey, yeah, so let me tell you what happened. And he's like, Yeah, coffee? Yeah, let's go.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, definitely. Man, I'm telling you, dude, like back in when I was allegedly ingesting things like that.
SPEAKER_05Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_02There was plenty of times that I'd show up here and I was it lunch. Yeah. Absolutely fucking obliterated till lunch.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I was I was probably about one o'clock, yeah.
SPEAKER_01And I was like, oh my God, it won't go away. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Please stop.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_05I had a good day yesterday.
SPEAKER_02So like, hey, what's up? Just leave. I'm going to sleep. Right. It won't fucking stop.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I usually can yeah, I can power through it.
SPEAKER_02Now I'm old. Yeah, I power through it a lot. Vic's piercy's. That's the strongest stuff as you're gonna get out of. Well, Brian.
SPEAKER_03Nice. Nice.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Fucking Piercey gummy and and I'm good by the time I wake up.
SPEAKER_03Nice.
SPEAKER_02But I don't get in a hurry anymore either. No? Nah. I don't remember the last time I was here before 7.30. Nice. And usually if I do get here, I sit in my truck till like 7.45, 755, listen to the fucking radio. Talk news radio. Yeah. Um, smoking cigarettes. And I just chill and then I'll see somebody pull in. I'm like, guess I should get up.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I guess it's that time.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Um and then I'll get out and light another cigarette.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Then I come in, unlock the door, come in here, set my shit down. Go smoke. About the time I know that they're gonna start showing up after eight o'clock. Um after eight o'clock. I'll go ahead and walk out there and smoke another cigarette and they'll pull up usually by then. Yeah. Then when they get out of their car, I smoke another cigarette. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. He's trying to quit. So I don't normally like to talk much shop talk these days on the podcast. But shop's been going really smooth. It has. There's a whole morale in that shop. Things have been going good. Um it's not it's not because people are gone. It's not, it's not, it's not that. I think it's just finally starting to click.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02You know what I mean? Like things are finally starting. It's not because we've lost some people and things, you know. No. We got a new guy starting Monday. Yeah. He seems pretty cool. We're gonna get to make fun of his mullet, I think. Hell yeah. I'm just kidding, Dax. He's like, fuck them, I'm not coming. Yeah. We gotta start fucking with you now because you gotta get used to it, bro. Uh but I'm excited for him to be here. Yeah. Apparently he can do pretty much anything.
SPEAKER_03Fuck yeah.
SPEAKER_02Mechanical, wiring, fabrication. He can do it all. Hell yeah. So it'd be cool to have have another guy back in here for sure, but it's gone okay. Yeah, it has gone a little slower.
SPEAKER_06A little slower.
SPEAKER_05But yeah, I love I love people like that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_05That like show up and they're like well-rounded and like actually well-rounded. Yeah. That's cool. He got a booty. Is that what you meant? No, no. I mean, like, like can do a whole bunch of stuff.
SPEAKER_02You know how many people walk in and they're like, I think Dax does listen to this show. Yeah, whatever. We're we're just fucking around, bro. Um, but you know, I it's a little strange doing all the office stuff again. Yeah. Yeah. Uh in fact, I'm a little behind. If you look over there in that top tray, my invoices are a little thick over there.
SPEAKER_05Oh shit. That's not that bad. Yeah, whatever.
SPEAKER_02Damn. I gotta follow some stuff. You think? Uh, but things are going good, man. We got good news on a lot of the cars. Good. Uh the fucking Falcon is one more problem away from being done.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Finally. Power steering's fixed now, exhaust is done, blah, blah, blah. It's all done minus one fucking three-amp draw that we thought we found and can't find.
SPEAKER_03Damn it.
SPEAKER_02Cannot fucking find it.
SPEAKER_03So close.
SPEAKER_02You can put a power probe anywhere on the chassis. And it's got 12 volts. Without the ground cable on.
SPEAKER_06What?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. There's a power wire grounded somewhere.
SPEAKER_06Remember I used to tell you that car used to shock me all the time.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_06Hmm.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. 3.7 amps. No fucking idea where it's at. No fucking clue. Kill switch. That's what I mean. We we all just decided to put a battery kill switch on it and be fucking done with it. Yeah, but that's weird. You got voltage. But would it my question with doing a kill switch though is would the aces reset every time? Maybe.
SPEAKER_06Well no, because I mean every time the battery dies. That's true, too. Well, I say that, but we had that thing running perfect. Yeah. And now it's to lose. But the IX like 170 something.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, it'll change. I I wonder if it's got its own internal battery. Negative. The fuel injection?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Negative. No? Mm-mm. But it's all still good news. The seats move back and forth. The console's flipped around forward. Oh yeah. Everything's done. We got to put the gauges back in it. But everything's done minus that one fucking draw.
SPEAKER_05That's fucking crazy.
SPEAKER_02Um and anybody that's ever looked for a fucking electrical draw knows how big of a pain in the cock that is.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
unknownOh God.
SPEAKER_02Um the Red Camaro Mike Williams car. Um we've been driving it. It's ready to I finally drove it today. Oh yeah. Um I didn't really get on it very hard though. Um because it's about to go home and I don't want to tear it up. Yeah. Uh we're taking it to him tomorrow around five o'clock. Okay. So right about closing time, we'll take it down there. Cool. Um he's gonna drive it for he wants it for a party this weekend to show it off. Oh yeah. Um he's gonna drive it around, get tags on it, and blah, blah, blah, and then bring it back to us so we can fix the speedometer. Oh yeah. Uh we put decoded digital in it and the sensor's working, put a drill on the sensor, the speedometer works, but the gear in the transmission is no S atalaki. Oh shit. So we gotta take the Tel Shaft housing off. Yeah. Put a gear in it.
SPEAKER_06And then AC, right?
SPEAKER_02AC and rack and pinion. Yeah. Oh yeah. Both of which are ordered, they're just not here yet. Yeah. Um what else?
SPEAKER_06Uh the Oldsmobile's done.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Uh we think. We think. We'll know for sure tomorrow. Yeah. But I think so. I think it could go home. Yeah. Um brakes are good. Just 72 cutlass license plates say donut run. It's got two car seats in the back seat. Hell yeah. Because all he uses that car for basically is take his kids to the donut shop.
SPEAKER_03Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_02So he called it Donut Run. That's badass. But it's a cool car, man. His dad bought it. It was his dad's first car when he was 16. Oh, wow. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06That's cool.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And it I drove it today, dude, and it's just bone stock fucking GMA body. I mean, it's badass. It's right down the road, like a bone stock car. Um, we got rid of the blue Malibu.
SPEAKER_06Yep.
SPEAKER_02Brakes were all good on it and whatnot. New gas tank.
SPEAKER_06I've been practicing a lot of drum brakes recently.
SPEAKER_02Tyson Moore. Tyson Moore is in the top three. I I'll say four because of Billy McSwain. Top four drum brake technicians in Rockwall and Hunt County. Hell yeah. And the other two are being less. I fucking hate drum brakes. And the other two are me and less. Yeah. So Tyson's. As far as we know. Tyson's a badass. No. No. I promise. There ain't very many people that are good with drum brakes.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Hate them.
SPEAKER_02Um we've had that fucking Chevilla throw you through the goddamn dashboard.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Because it had power brakes and they were four-wheel drums. Damn. That motherfucker would stop. No shit. This car's got manual brakes, so it's not quite as violent, but it I drove it, and it's fine. He'll be happy. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Oh yeah. I think I had all of them done. All four collectively, all four of them done in what, like 30, 45 minutes? Yeah, maybe an hour. Maybe an hour.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah. Yeah. But then we had to bleed them for two days. It wasn't his fault.
SPEAKER_05It's not my fault. Who's pumping? It was Jim's fault. Oh.
SPEAKER_02Were you in there? Yeah. You were stuck. I was happy. Yeah. Other than it was hot because you couldn't roll the passenger window down. Uh it was hot as fuck in there. Oh, I'm sure. Um but the car did great. Um, what else?
SPEAKER_06Fred's truck.
SPEAKER_02Fred's truck fired up while ago. Oh, yeah. 67 67 C10 with a fucking LS in it.
SPEAKER_06Bro, but but it's a 450 horse. It is. It's cool.
SPEAKER_05And and I'm sorry, it was just funny because I uh as soon as uh Chad busted it off, it was just like boom, and I'm like, whoa.
SPEAKER_02As soon as he hit the key.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I didn't even mean to. That's what happens when you convert one and use factory ECUs and stuff. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06That one's got both factory ECUs.
SPEAKER_02Like a fucking Tahoe.
SPEAKER_06Yep.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah. You know what I mean? Um it's fucking fantastic. What do we got here?
unknownDa da da. Bitch.
SPEAKER_02What else?
SPEAKER_05So this past week, I thought I was gonna have to go to the hospital. Uh oh. Okay. So I gerbil in your butt. Well, I wish that I wish that was the case. So I was trying to shit for so long and fucking pushing, pushing, pushing. Lizard in your butt. Maybe. I wish. Did you throw a hemorrhoid? Well, bro, no. So Thursday, every time I had to piss, anytime I felt like I had to shit, my fucking hernias were pushing out the front, and I'm like, I fucking busted one. Because I was moving some shit too. I was like, nah, these are fucked up. Fucking Friday rolls around. I'm like, I'm I'm having to walk bent over. Oh shit. I'm like, yeah, this thing's fucked up. Every time I coughed, they would fucking accordion out and I'd fucking have to hold them. I'd have to stop walking and cough. And I was like, fuck, you know, like just fucked up. So then I was like, I'm gonna go to the emergency room and I get off work. I've been saying it for two fucking days. And Kelly's like, Are you gonna go? And I'm like, tornadoes are coming? Probably not a good idea to go to the hospital. And she's like, You gotta get it taken care of. Saturday, 3 a.m. I'm doubled over. I mean, I'm talking, I'm talking doubled over. I've got fucking so much pain where my hernias are. I'm like, what the fuck? Here I'm I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I go sit on that fucking toilet and fucking demons were summoned. Like, bro, I had such a blockage, it was pushing my my hernias out of the front because you gotta think, intestinal, intestinal. Yeah, and it was blocked right there. And every time I'd cough and it was stuck, it would push. Oh, dude, I thought I I thought I fucking busted him. Oh yeah. So at 3 30 in the morning on Saturday, fucking exercising demons, and then 4 30. And then 7 30. It felt good though. Oh, it was phenomenal. Now I can't quit shitting.
SPEAKER_02Now you've got the runs.
SPEAKER_05But yeah. It's uh bonsai. Yeah. I like that. Oh, I just shitted. You know, you could probably just put it in AI and say, hey, change it, change our clothes. Yeah. Change your shirts, please. Yeah, change our shirts.
SPEAKER_02Or don't. Or don't take our shirts off. Oh, that stinks. G4? Yeah. Oh. Thank you. Yeah. Doesn't smell like rhubeer.
SPEAKER_01Oh. It's got a faint like old man smell.
SPEAKER_05Shut up, bitch. You know, like have you ever won? That's because I'm supposed to be in my pajama pants right now. You'd shit your pajama pants right now. Fucking those dogs would have ran.
SPEAKER_02Oh god. Um okay, man. I'm pretty sure Chloe's about done.
SPEAKER_06No.
SPEAKER_02Hold on.
SPEAKER_05Is it almost that time?
SPEAKER_02She's damn sure.
SPEAKER_05She's she's walking on both legs.
SPEAKER_02All four. I'm pretty sure she's got the fucking Alzheimer's.
SPEAKER_05Oh. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Well, it one time. So the other night, Jordan was over. Yeah. She comes out freaking out because she thought there was a fucking mouse behind the toilet while she went to pee, and it was just Chloe. Chloe was just chilling behind the toilet. Just all the way in the bathroom behind the toilet. Behind the toilet. And then Oh, that was Monday. Yeah, yeah. And then last night, I uh I the pantry door was open. So I went and I looked around it because Chloe's the one that's always in there getting trash. I don't know how the fuck that little bitty dog gets in the trash can, but she does. And I look in there and I don't see her. I shut the door. And all of a sudden I hear clawing, and I'm trying to figure out where the fuck it's at. In the pantry. I go in the pantry. Apparently she was just asleep behind the fucking dog food container. Just chillin'.
SPEAKER_05Not to be any sort of way, but if she's just trying to find somewhere comfortable.
SPEAKER_02Nah, I think she just forgets where the fuck she's at. Because you'll see her and she'll just be standing in the middle of it. You've seen her, Tyson. She'll just be standing in the middle of the living room just staring at something.
SPEAKER_07Hmm.
SPEAKER_02Staring at the back door. Or she'll face like you know how our couch and love seat make like a 90-degree. Yeah. She'll stand there just looking in the corner of them for a minute, just sitting there staring. She just sits there. Like I think it's getting pretty close, man.
SPEAKER_06It's sad, but it's kind of funny.
SPEAKER_05Like it, you just like you know, you know, there's been plenty of animals in uh in life that you're like, man, that sucks.
SPEAKER_02But Chloe's lived a long motherfucking life, dude. Bro, and she'll like she'll just walk to a like a closet door in the hallway up at the front of the foyer up at the front of the house. Yeah, and she just stares at the door. Like some she ran on somebody let her in the closet. Like, I don't I don't know what the fuck she's doing. She just stares. She just stands there and looks. Like, hey. And I'm like, damn. Uh the other day.
SPEAKER_05You know, you should just give in, dude. Like when she's standing at the door, maybe she thinks she's going out. Just open it, let her go in and close the door.
SPEAKER_02The other day, we couldn't find her. Looked all over for her. It was over the weekend. Yeah. Spencer was starting to freak out because we thought maybe she got out. Yeah. I mean, maybe she got a burst of fucking young young in her and fucking youth and took off, you know.
SPEAKER_05Let me guess. You guys open up the back door and she stared at the door to let her in. Oh.
SPEAKER_02So all of a sudden, Bandit, because Spencer's walking around yelling for Chloe, walking all over the house yelling for Chloe. Yeah. She's deaf anyway. She can't hear you yelling for her. Yeah. Right? But he's yelling for her. And then Bandit gets Spencer and leads him outside, out the back door.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02All the way around the house to no man's land on the side of the house over there where nobody ever goes. And Chloe's just sitting there staring at the gate. Just standing there looking at the gate. And God knows how long she's been there. Then fucking Bandit came. Bandit took Spencer to her.
SPEAKER_05Come here, Lassie.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_05What?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_05What a good dog.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. He's like, that stupid old bitch. She's over here. Come here. I'll show you where she's at. Show you just where she's at. Even though they're fucking staring at the gate. Staring at shit again. She's interrupted my privacy. This is where I shit. She's just staring at the gate. At the gate, just sitting there. Yeah. Not laying down, not sitting, standing there on all fours, just looking at it. Waiting on the gate to open.
SPEAKER_06She was trying to convince Bannon to let her out.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. That gate don't even fucking work. No. She's at the wrong gate. Fuck. She probably thought she's at the fucking back door or something. Yeah. So yeah.
SPEAKER_06Motherfucker's gonna let me out how much I was thinking into it.
SPEAKER_02I think I think I think we're about there. I hate to do it, but. That's a that's a good run with that dog, though. That's gonna be tough on me. Yeah. That's gonna be tough on me.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I mean, she's 15. God dang. She's Emma.
SPEAKER_02Emma's about to be 16, so Chloe's 15. Yeah. Almost 15, one of the two. Bless. Yeah. Emma on the other hand knows exactly where the fuck she's at at all times because it's wherever the fuck she makes us take her.
SPEAKER_06Oh. Not for much longer. Five more days.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, Danielle, uh five more days. She'll be 17 this year.
SPEAKER_06Was that Monday?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, her birthday's Sunday. I think she's going Monday to get her license. Nice.
SPEAKER_06I don't know if I'm coming over on Monday or not. It's gonna be a motherfucker, dude.
SPEAKER_02I need gas money. I need food money. I need Starbucks money. I need gas money. I need food money.
SPEAKER_05Wow.
SPEAKER_02I told her, you're gonna get one tank a week for school, just like we did your brother. You want more than that, get a job. Yeah. Get a job. One tank a week in a fucking Ford Escape that gets 30 something miles to the gallon.
SPEAKER_05Fuck yeah.
SPEAKER_02So have fun.
SPEAKER_06Half a tank. Yeah. Set her a weekly limit. Yeah. You can use it for food, you can use it for Starbucks, or you can use it for gas to go places.
SPEAKER_02Yep. Damn. Well, we do that. She gets an allowance and yeah. Whatever. Yeah. Whatever. Today I was like, you hope your mama gets her Venmo fixed. She's like, it comes out of the same account. And I went, it don't come out of the same Venmo account. Mm-mm. That's when y'all. I ain't in it. Hell no. I ain't in it. But I don't know, man. Things are good, dude. It's been a good week. I'm in a good mood. I haven't really gotten pissy. Have I? Mm-mm. I got pretty pissed today when that door fell on my head.
SPEAKER_06Mm-hmm. You were getting, we were, I think you and I are both getting flustered driving that fucking car out.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we're not gonna say what car. That one. That one. Yeah. Uh that fucking door came down and hit me right on top of the fucking head. Oh, I was fucking mad.
SPEAKER_06The one we drove halfway out, and then I had to push back into a fucking store.
SPEAKER_02We fucked with it for 45 minutes to move at six buildings.
SPEAKER_06Yep. We were almost to the game.
SPEAKER_05It's okay it's okay. When it was sitting right in front before before it was restarted. Yeah. Okay. When it was sitting there in the fucking ditch right outside the bay, I'm like, this isn't a good idea. Yeah. It's exactly what I thought.
SPEAKER_02I was too.
SPEAKER_05I'm like, if that win. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06If it went outside the gate, I would have pushed that bitch across 276. I don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. It wasn't gonna. It would have been hard to push up that hill.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02But yeah.
unknownMm-mm.
SPEAKER_02No. Just wasn't meant to be. No, no, no, no. Good call. So it's sitting over there with a battery charger on it right now.
SPEAKER_05Hell yeah. Um speaking of, you need to get the jump box and charge it.
SPEAKER_06Oh yeah. Out of your truck.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. It'll take all fucking night. I think it takes forever to charge. I told you, look, look it up and all that. Get a laptop battery charger off Amazon and it'll and it'll charge it in a couple hours. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. It's like a 20-volt, like 20 volt four amp or some shit. But that motherfucker goes.
SPEAKER_06That's what um What's his nuts used to use?
SPEAKER_02Print it?
SPEAKER_06Was like a charger like that. Because there's two ports on that thing where you can plug it in.
SPEAKER_02Okay. I mean, I got a laptop. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. That that exact charger? Yeah. Yeah. You can charge it.
SPEAKER_02That'd be cool.
SPEAKER_03Fuck yeah.
SPEAKER_02But yeah, what else? About it for the shop. Stay tuned for Rod and Style stuff. Go to Rodnstyle.com, buy your merch. Yeah. Uh go to hometownhotrodder.net, buy your merch. Uh, we got a contest going on. I haven't looked at the today to see how we're doing. Um, but we got um I got a contest going for put a car on a shirt.
SPEAKER_05Oh yeah, I saw that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I don't want to tell everybody what we're doing. It's going to be a surprise design. Yeah. But it's going to be a cool ass design. That's why we put that's why I put pre-75 only on the post.
SPEAKER_06I was just about to ask you what your cars can you put on?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, pre-75.
SPEAKER_05Oh, I was totally going to take like a good snapshot of like the back corner of it so you could have my shattered glass and everything.
SPEAKER_02I mean you would have fit right in. Anyway. Never mind. Picture with the most reactions is the one that's going to go in the shirt. Hell yeah. Last time I looked Kelly King was in the lead. Yeah. Nice. By quite a bit. Because his model A is a bad bitch.
SPEAKER_06I fucking I love that car.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it's a cool I've never seen it in person. It's cool as fuck. He's such a good dude. Yeah he is. What else? Anything I want to talk about? I hope he's not mad at me still. For what? Oh the sticker. Now you probably forgot he's old. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah he's old.
SPEAKER_05Don't forget every time he walks by he's like damn it and then fucking walks away and comes back for damn it. Ooh. Who piece of candy.
SPEAKER_02I was about to say that I knew you were I saw it all over your face. That was funny about when we were at Starbird, his phone started going off and his light flashes when it rings. Oh God. Yeah he's old I like how you did yeah yeah and uh let's go is there a fucking ambulance in the truck I was like no it's Kelly's life alert.
SPEAKER_01You son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_02You son of a bitch I know we're forgetting a bunch of shit. The Hazelwood Hot Rods build-off series got pushed to May 9th. Yeah um so wherever we're at with the T bucket at that time is what we're going to take to the show. I kind of debuted it on a video I did a live probably a bare frame probably or no body just motor transmission frame. Yeah we have to figure it out I don't know yet. Yeah um body take forever to take off March 28th Royce City High School. Oh yeah uh hometown Hot Rudder and 9474 Foundation present the cruise in for cancer um it's gonna be cool man bunch of vendors some badass fucking top 40 awards wow they're license plates. What? Yeah instead of plaques and shit they're they're they look like license plates. That's badass. Yeah they're fucking cool. I saw that Chuck cancel his cruise in for this Friday.
SPEAKER_06Yeah I don't know if it's weather or what but it's canceled I also saw that um Chase canceled his deal with America.
SPEAKER_02Yeah filming of uh HHR unplug's first uh oh really first interview concert yeah something with America uh if you need anything girl holla uh hope everything's alright um yeah America Allen was going to be the first guest something came up okay so they had to cancel it family emergency it said gotcha so hope everything's alright America preser with y'all yeah uh because she's a homie yeah she came up here and hung out for shit a couple hours uh she's cool yeah oh she's super fucking cool uh bum bum bum uh me and Brian Hall at Love It or Lose It uh started talking today about next tattoo. Nice um I think we're still gonna do that bomb that he drew and we're gonna make a pin up Statue of Liberty riding the bomb. Nice. Yeah that'd be cool. He said can we put two Iran on it I was like I was like no but with our luck with parts we could put out for delivery so is it like old school the old school bomb? Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Oh okay yeah I didn't know if it was like cartoonish and all that where you could where you could make it a sausage and do the hashtag it's it's cartoonish.
SPEAKER_02It's got like the teeth and shit yeah yeah it's it's a cool fucking bomb. But I want to do it on the black and white arm black and gray. Gotcha. I don't want to do it in color.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_02Um but a Statue of Liberty pin up riding it fuck yeah yeah that'd be cool I think so so with the torch and everything. Yeah yeah I think it'd be sweet. Yeah one day I'd need to go see KJ what else yeah I talked to him the other day I told him to come down and say hi and see what's up hell yeah um we're only at 48 minutes. Are we yeah and I don't know what else to talk about. I'm trying to think what all the shows we got I mean you got that one about it honestly for right now yeah yeah I mean there's a lot I mean we'll share them all Hazelwood Hot Rods go to Hazelwood Hot Rods promotions or productions. They've got like five shows a weekend yeah go look at all that Jeremy's flyers he's got a bunch go follow Hazelwood Hot Rods.
SPEAKER_05Man you know what's really funny is like there's all this shit going on in the world and we have like no negative nothing like normally we could go on a rant on something.
SPEAKER_02I mean the only thing I have to bitch about because I think it's bullshit is gas prices.
SPEAKER_05Fucking 100% um it's bullshit bro did it and I told you that the reason I asked you about how much it was at fresh yeah is because over at my house it was 429 for super it was 378 at fresh what the fuck and the thing is man we could we could go off on this and there'd be a million people telling me why it's blah blah blah it's justifiable blah blah we're not on a daily oil faucet from Iran so it's not like every morning they gotta turn the faucet on for us to be able to get gas and oil.
SPEAKER_02So we're we're paying we're paying higher prices on oil we already have. Yeah it's like the tariff thing when people were like well prices went up because of tariffs it's so that just came off the boat? Or you already you already had it in stock.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Because if you already had it in stock then it's not affected by the new tariffs 100% yep I don't give a fuck what you say it's not no and then I had somebody tell me the other day it was an older fellow that frequents the shop a lot we may or may not have one of his vehicles here. I mean that's always said well prices go up you know during during times of war I went oh I forgot to tell you too we bumped our hourly rate to 175 yeah he's like what because of the war I was like well yeah I mean prices went up I'm I mean justifiable it cost me more money to get here every day yep right right I I mean it cost me more money to go to town to pick up parts for your car justifiable right that's what I think yeah why can't I go up 100% people lose their fucking mind right you know uh and then dude due to the tariffs we get all we get we get all our LS parts from China yeah yeah our labor rate went up because of the tariffs wait a minute that's not parts yeah okay our labor rate did not go up for anybody listening yeah not yet we're not joking but it might it might I I mean gas prices look 100% if if my electricity bill is gonna go up because of the fucking oil right because it's gonna if if the cost of goods are gonna change because they got to pay for fuel to get the goods to you and if I gotta spend more money on gas to get here and all my guys have to spend more money on gas to get here why we why can't we why can't we go up on our price? Why do we got to stay the same and make the same money and and spend more I mean everywhere that y'all work your prices went up.
SPEAKER_05Yep you know and I like I like how I had to break it down to somebody one time they're like I just don't understand how when fuel prices go up our like all our our fucking goods goods go up too. I'm like just just understand something they go what I go you got diesel. They're like yeah and you they've got those big ass tanks I'm like eh you just they're like okay I'm like six to eight miles to the gallon if you're lucky if you're lucky if you've got tip top motherfucker loaded or unloaded yeah doesn't fucking matter and it don't go one way motherfucker yeah you know you better hope that that motherfucker's got another fucking shipment to bring back but it probably doesn't saw the day that or I heard this morning on the way to work that 300 TSA agents just walked out on their jobs quit because they haven't been paid in four weeks because the government shut down damn I mean they just quit yeah I mean they gotta do what they gotta do.
SPEAKER_06Gotta do something.
SPEAKER_02You know what I mean? Uh this world's all fucked up I I did get a giggle uh I was watching news yeah because that's what's on at my house usually and it's either that or SVU um or Chicago PD how do you know he's old yeah or well it's mind numbing I just watch shit that I don't have to think about. I don't want to get invested in anything right now I just want to fucking veg. Yeah you know I mean that's one of those shows you've seen a thousand times and you can just let it play right but sometimes you're like oh I haven't seen that episode before every now and then you'll catch one that you haven't seen in 26 years or however long the thing's been on to your that's 30. I think it's 30 years.
SPEAKER_05Yeah damn how many episodes they got a lot yeah I've never seen a lot um but I was watching the news and they're interviewing the uh senator uh John Kennedy the senator he's old he's old man he's funny as fuck but it was so funny because you've got a lot of people saying you know we're not at war right this isn't we're not at war right okay they're like we're at we're we're preventing war and hit he was saying that we're not at war we are preventing a war by doing all this and blah blah blah and taking out nuclear capabilities and daddy do daddy do well then maybe a minute and a half later into the interview this chick asked him about gas prices well of course gas prices are going up we're at war yeah I'm like hold on you just contradicted 90 seconds ago you said that we're not at war we're preventing war yeah and now of course gas and he's even said duh yeah well of course gas prices went up we're at war duh damn so which one is it yeah which one yeah you could go into a lot of that and and here's another thing too uh I overheard today at work that uh Iran has captured somebody uh he's got a weird ass fucking name and oh yeah it's well no it's like the it's it's whoever Trump or whatever kind of is friends with you know kind of like the Putin of Russia this guy's such and such such and such of I don't know if it's Israel or not like it's gonna change the Netanyahu? Yeah yeah that's Israel so so what the fuck's the deal on that what like that's gonna change the whole projectory of the fucking war thing. What do you mean? Right? Because they captured him yeah they captured him they captured Netanyahu that's what I heard today at lunch. Are you serious? Yes that's what I that's what wow uh I haven't heard that that's what that's what I heard at lunchtime who captured him I ran dude yes for real that's what I heard today I swear somebody you may you may fact check that but I I have not heard a guy came into work he's like hey what is this dude's name Benjamin Nanyahu really I don't know looking yeah if I'm not mistaken or not not but that's exactly what it was told not mistaken no I'm not seeing okay it would be all over everything yeah it would I be damned everybody listening to this podcast going no they did not they did not catch D Day no they didn't catch BB Oh good I'm glad that's uh it says that they've issued an arrest warrant for him really for alleged war crimes in Gaza but Oh wow okay then I don't see anything about him being cool that makes me feel a lot better because it's just the look on your face that'd be a big deal faux shizzle faux shizzle yeah no kidding man we got quite I haven't looked at Facebook all day today Tyson no that trust you knew this one says Trump and him are no longer on the same page oh god five hours ago let's see but you can't read it because the New York Times charges you to read their fucking articles I'm sure I'll hear about it on the way home I was trying to I didn't I literally spelt the dude's name Kelly King still in the lead hey and N-U-T-A-N-Y-A-H-U uh so look how I spelt it just to get it just to make it try not in Yahoo Yahoo it found it oh of course it did it's Google of course it did that other video we saw on the news was funny which one that one those two dudes fighting at the train station oh the the taser yes that was fucking hilarious with the dart with the dart rail no one one dude was tasing a homeless dude and the dude kept bouncing up and down off the ground what and then he took off chasing him yeah no it was fucking hilarious crazy it was it was so funny that Ryan he rewoned rewound the TV yeah so that we could watch it again yeah yeah we watched it a couple times uh yeah I remember when I was younger I used to watch those bum fights you ever see that that's a lot of shit on that did you ever watch that Brian Bum fights no so they had did you ever see it? So like they had the string of deal like they would literally like show up to like the fucking shitty parts of the deal and be like hey I got 20 bucks you guys want to fight they fight I mean they would fucking fight each other okay they and it's not like they're gonna knock any fucking teeth out they're missing you know but anyway they would do shit like that now that's like betting on dog fights like pretty much pretty much guy who know but they'd give them the 20 bucks they were betting on him I mean maybe on the side to make the money but anyway but but then that but then the fucked up part is they would have the like little segments and it kind of pissed me off though like later on you know when I actually had his conscience you know when I got older but like they would like roll up to when they were sleeping and shit and then like fucking grab their sleeping bag and fucking pull it up and like fuck them up like beat them up and they jump out like swinging they'd be like no man hey hey you want this money and they just oh yeah dog like instantly they'd be like no like yeah yeah I'll take I'll take that money and then they would like it would be a commotion and they'd be like double or nothing that kind of shit you gotta fight this guy like it was just the fucked up shit dude but it's called bum fights.
SPEAKER_02So check this out what's that two things real quick and then we'll be done bums oh uh you know what this Friday is 30 13th two months in a row yeah that's wild that is wild that's wild it is uh make sure you get to love it or lose it tattoo and body spa lunaris body spa there's all kinds of Friday the 13th spetuls going on yeah so make sure you get over there and get tatted and pierced and shit yeah um Brian's excited that we're gonna bring the hometown hangouts back he goes hey did I see a post that you're and I was like yeah he goes fuck yeah hell yeah he was like hell yeah dude I'm 100% down with it I'm like well I'm glad you are dog right glad you are um now here's my second one what's that Chuck Cheaterslick Culture uh posted this and this is always a topic of argument for people real hot rodders build them they don't just buy them agree or disagree seeing as how I'm fixing to start a business building them I disagree building them and selling them what do you think Jimmy I can disagree disagree I can I can disagree I think it's okay I think no but but I think you got to buy it and know about what you bought you have to at least you have to at least have some kind of grease monkey to you yeah like if it breaks down the side of the road you need to at least be able to know what's happened to it. Right yes right yeah or or roundabout yeah but build but building it building it from ground up I I I disagree. The whole built not bought thing they're all bought they are even if you have to assemble it even if you have to repair it even if you have to restore it still bought it it's still bought you don't have a foundry you don't have a stamping plant you still bought it you know what I'm saying bought all of your parts to build it yeah you didn't make them right most most people right some people do yeah Kelly can I was about to say Kelly yeah Zach Parks can Zach yep you know what hold on what do you mean make their own parts yeah but they still have to buy the metal damn well yeah but they made their but they but they they built their car if you if you make Oh you mean like the the physical built it yeah they made they made the parts they formed the parts I'm just going to the built the bot thing but I I think there's nothing wrong with buying a finished car. In fact it's cheaper you know what I mean it's a lot cheaper it is cheaper to buy a car than to have a shop build you a car. Right. 100% yeah uh if you can't build it on your own then you're you're better off buying it in my opinion. Yeah yeah yeah um because I I look at what some of these people put in these cars that we work on I'm like god damn you could buy one sometimes two or three yeah you know what I'm saying like like that's a lot of fucking money bro when I send these bills out I'm like oh god I don't hate to send them that bill and they're like all right man no problem click I'm like are you fucking for real? Thank you sir like how much how long how much time do you think you need on this man we're probably this is like a 30 40 hour fucking job cool send me a bill what all of a sudden you're like hey did I tell you our labor costs went up because of the tariffs I've been like keeping because the straight of fucking Hermoose is fucked up right now so we're our sorry our labor rate went up yeah because we burn oil in our LED lights I don't our air power our battery powered tools.
SPEAKER_06We gotta put oil in the cars.
SPEAKER_02Yeah yeah comes from those barrels that we're gonna pay that fucking bill this morning the Amsoil bill poof should really start putting that money aside when we sell that shit yeah yeah he's like here come here for a check I'm like fuck you're such a nice guy but fuck you um Lakeside Adventures if y'all want to become an Amsoil dealer hit him up hell yeah uh unless you're near us then let us do it and go away I really need to start to I need to start capitalizing on that kind of shit we're an Anzo dealer. Right we got the shit in the in the in the store yeah and we're still technically a VP racing dealer we are a VP dealer Nitrous Express dealer Adams Polish dealer I really need to step up my retail game because we have we have things yeah start posting more about it yeah I really should start doing that I need to create a fake marketplace account. Can we talk about the gentleman that came in here this morning oh Dion yeah hand job soap we're handjob soap dealer yeah yeah but Dion bought the company he's not just a he's not just oh no shit yeah he's not just a a a reseller now he owns hand job soaps like he's getting he's giving out all the handjobs yeah he is the king jack off now dude he's the whole rubbing Doug yeah hand job soaps Dion Dion bought the fucking company hell yeah dude yeah good that's bad app bump his advertising cost up oh shit hey motherfucker you know labor costs went out because the tariffs yeah yeah these fucking microphones don't lube themselves they don't lube themselves fucking oil processed Brian does that when he burps on him yeah I probably should get another dust field no hold on hold on we uh these are already owned hold on hold on no I'm good hold on you're gonna smell it hey are these made in America probably not tariffs mic stands came from Amazon bam tariffs definitely tariffs tariffs the cords came from Amazon tariffs these motherfuckers said tariffs because it came from China it's like bitch it came from forney yeah yeah or fucking what what Mesquite yeah wherever the any of the fucking night table probably came from China Mexico Mexico I'm gonna go with Mexico Tariffs yeah cartel cartel probably why is it oh it's hollow in the middle yeah it's cocaine gotcha got a trap yeah I see that I was wondering how you got all those cords in T-bucket's got a trap does it if you lift the seat up hell yeah that's what I'm talking about cartel yeah cartel cartel that's gonna be my new one um anything else yeah Dion congratulations to Dion for buying hand job hell yeah I I feel like that's a solicitation buying hand jobs he bought hand jobs okay or he sells hand jobs bro he's a no but he bought a lot of hand jobs in order to sell these handjobs hand jobs and now you can sell handjobs yeah yeah he got all them handjobs you don't need bigger hands he got little hands I mean I don't know if they're big enough for all them handjobs oh man got a mighty well holy shit speaking of hand jobs I don't know I should say big
SPEAKER_01Pecker. Big calluses.
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SPEAKER_06What did you say this morning when he walked in the door?
SPEAKER_02I said we never run anything. What did I say? It's too early for handjobs. He said it's never too early for a handjob. Chase Me Films, Wicked Clover Tattoo, Double R Electric. And uh always go make sure that you go follow and check out the 2026 Dragon Destroy Showdown, September 26th at the OC in Forney. It's gonna be good. Brought to you by Bonsai Cruisers, DF Dub, and Hometown Hot Rodder. My girls had an event there. That's a cool place. That's a pretty cool place. It's a pretty cool place. Uh supported by uh Hazelwood Hot Rods and Cars and Coffee Rockwell. Oh yeah, yeah. Dragon Destroy Showdown. Fuck yeah. Be there. MC? Yes, I am. Okay. I don't have a ton that I'm MCing this year. Good. Like twelve or fourteen. It's not that bad. I don't really want to go. I don't want to go to any local car show.
SPEAKER_06Not compared to what you did last year.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I don't want to go to local car shows. I just don't. Hey, you gonna be at Blah Diddy Blah Sunday? Nope. Nope. Probably not.
SPEAKER_05Nope. Mm-hmm pajama pants. Yeah.
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SPEAKER_06Come in my pajamas.
SPEAKER_05Got these nicotine pouches because I don't want to go outside. Yep. That's 100% correct. I got that. I got that rubber-made container right there so I can pee in it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no, I get up to pee.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, out the back door. That's fucking.
SPEAKER_02When I smoke is when I've got a pee. So I skip the pouch for that. When I go outside, I smoke. Dang, how often do you smoke then? Not very old man. I'm not peeing that often anymore. No. I'll sleep all night. Really? Yeah. Fuck going to the doctor. I think I'm better. That's good. I'm just blind. Whatever.
SPEAKER_06I think your eye doctor disagrees.
SPEAKER_02Fuck her. She's an eye doctor. What the fuck she knows?
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Ain't even a real doctor. She an eye doctor. Went to the short college. You know, and that leads me back to, and I know we've already done the things, but that leads me back to all the bullshit, okay? You know, when my stomach was all fucked up and I was full of shit rather than my hurt my hernia is fucking popping out, okay? The whole doctor thing. It's such a fucking racket. So, like all of a sudden they're like, hey, you need to make an appointment to a doctor. I said, Why? So that they can tell me I gotta refer you to the specialist. It doesn't fucking make sense, but I can't go to that motherfucking specialist unless I got a fucking referral from my doctor.
SPEAKER_02What in the fuck? You know why I don't want to go to the doctor? Why? Because they'll tell me something's wrong.
SPEAKER_05Every time.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_05All right.
SPEAKER_02Well, that's it. Yeah. Tyson, anything else?
SPEAKER_06Nope.
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