Hometown Hot Rodder - Hangout Nights Are Back!!!!!!

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SPEAKER_07 0:00

Wouldn't be the first time. Shut up.

SPEAKER_06 0:06

Hey. Okay. What day is it? Okay. What is up? What is up? What is up? Wednesday night tonight. Yeah, what up? Yeah. We still don't care if you're here because you want to be here, because you brought your hot rod to hot rod. Oh, done, hot runner. Hang on tonight. God damn it. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, but I don't know. Welcome everybody. It's gonna be a good one. It's gonna be a short one, but it's gonna be good. Yeah. Look, it's short, but it's gonna be good. Yeah, just split the side. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 0:41

Just close one eye, it'll look bigger. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 0:44

Anyway, or use three fingers. I can't wait for this. This will be fun right here.

SPEAKER_07 0:50

Oh, what up, bitches?

SPEAKER_06 0:53

What up here? None. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Hometown Hot Rodder Piggity Podcast. Um, what the fuck? Or did I just get like excited? No, no, it's hot in here. Is it? It is. We'll try to turn the air down in a minute, maybe.

SPEAKER_07 1:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:06

Uh it's me and Jimmy and Tyson. Howdy. I just wanted to fuck with Tyson because he was stepping away to go turn on the air conditioner. You might have to hit the M button a couple times to get it on AC. The what button? M. Oh. M is in master. Oh, okay. Yeah. Um Jeremy Bassell's here from Hazelwood High Rods.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

Hey, how are y'all doing?

SPEAKER_06 1:26

And I gotta do it. What's that? And our resident Mexican C. He's Cuban, goddammit. He's Cuban.

SPEAKER_01 1:36

I'm Cuban, B.

SPEAKER_06 1:37

I like Cuban. Paul Lopez from Integrated Lifestyles. What up, baby?

SPEAKER_01 1:41

What up?

SPEAKER_06 1:41

This is a good night tonight. This will be fun. Uh, we're at the very first of the year for the uh hometown hangout. Yeah. And uh it's pretty hopping already. Dude, there's a lot of people. Pretty packed and busy. So thank you guys for coming. Yeah. C-O-M-I-N-G. Uh smashed and loaded here, flipping burgers. Yeah. Burger's good. Burger's way good. Really good.

SPEAKER_04 2:01

I haven't got one yet.

SPEAKER_06 2:01

You gotta get one. Dude, and the fries? Yeah. Perfect. Look, man, it's a big ass burger, and you get a they call it a small order of fries. It's a lot of damn fries for 14 bucks plus tax.

unknown 2:10

Awesome.

SPEAKER_07 2:11

Yeah, big ass burger, and then the rest of it's fries.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

Yeah, but I feel like I'm down on doing my job.

SPEAKER_06 2:18

What do you mean? Well, if I was doing my job a little better, Paul wouldn't have been able to go buy a burger. Oh yeah. Yeah.

unknown 2:24

You leave.

SPEAKER_06 2:26

No comment. No comment.

SPEAKER_02 2:27

Leave him alone.

SPEAKER_06 2:28

Leave him alone. He's down bad. Yeah. It's been a rough one. It's all good. He's got a badass transmission in the Elco now.

SPEAKER_01 2:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:34

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

It's an badass water heater too. Three clicks later.

SPEAKER_06 2:37

Yeah. TCI Saturday Night Special 700R4 in the old Elko now. Nice. Yeah. Nice. Gonna be nice. Did it click all the way? It did. Shut up. Okay. Fuck.

SPEAKER_01 2:47

Part of my old one's on George Bush. Fuck me, man.

SPEAKER_06 2:51

I was absolutely certain that I had put that converter on all the way twice this morning. So when do you get your new glasses? Shut the fuck up. Friday.

SPEAKER_01 2:59

Yeah, there we go. I don't want my car back till Monday.

SPEAKER_05 3:05

Shut up.

SPEAKER_06 3:06

Friday. Friday. Um, but yeah, I could have sworn I had that fucking converter on all the way twice, but apparently I did not.

SPEAKER_07 3:13

Well.

SPEAKER_06 3:13

Because in no fitty. Yeah, well. Live and learn. But we got it one to fitty right. Ordered it and slapped it in. Yeah, and it fucking went. And I was like, take this fucking piece of shit one with you for a couple of years. You were wearing those, right? What? My glasses? Yeah. But it had shit to do with me feeling it.

SPEAKER_01 3:27

I just don't know how comfortable I feel with this conversation right now with you fucking vision just starting to work.

SPEAKER_06 3:32

Well, the good news is I'm the good news is I'm not the one working on your car either. I'm the one that tests fit the converter. Yeah, he's got to start ponying up and get really close to less from there. Yeah. Well, when Paul's car broke, we had it up on the lift, and I'm looking and I'm looking, I got the light, and I'm like, Paul, give me another flashlight. I still can't fucking see it.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

He's not lying. No, no.

SPEAKER_06 3:50

Like, I still can't fucking see it. I was like, oh, I found it. I found it. I found where I found where the yoke had broke. Oh shit. Um, I've never seen an output shaft move that much without coming out of the transmission. No. It didn't come out. The only thing keeping it from going anymore was the seal. It the whole inside diameter of the seal, that shaft is just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

unknown 4:09

Dang.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

I had a weird feeling. I was just like, hey, check the training. He's like, I don't know, man. And then literally I'm at work and I get this video, and it's just like, it's not supposed to do that.

SPEAKER_06 4:18

Yeah. No. That's a bad, that's a bad thing. What was in it? 200R4. Okay. Okay. Now we're stepping up to a seven.

SPEAKER_01 4:25

Hell yeah. It's been opened up twice, so there was no reason to get into it. I just told Brian, just like, it's enough. No reason to build it again.

SPEAKER_06 4:33

Fuck it. Moving on. Yeah. Tyson's had fun with blueberry today. No. Yeah. Yeah. Blueberry has kicked Tyson's ass today. Yeah, it has.

SPEAKER_02 4:42

You never think of gearbox is that heavy when you're just holding it, but when you're upside down trying to put it up in the car, it gets really heavy. Yeah, and it's a slow book.

SPEAKER_07 4:49

Are you talking about red niggas with paychecks out there?

SPEAKER_06 4:51

Uh-huh. Oh, okay. Yeah. Suburban. That's a big old gearbox.

SPEAKER_02 4:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 4:56

At one point, I've never seen Tyson throw his fit. I've never seen it. I saw it today. I have passed the torch of temper tantrums. Because I was motherfucking Paul's car all up and down this shop.

SPEAKER_01 5:09

I don't think you passed it, man. I think you guys shared it. I think you still threw a temper tantrum.

SPEAKER_06 5:12

I was fucking hot this morning, boy. And it was so funny. I was like, at one point, I was like, I'm not even mad at the fucking car. I'm mad that I can't do it. Because my back was hurting trying to do it on the lift. And I was like, I'm not even pissed that I can't, that it's I'm not even mad at the car. I'm mad that I'm old. Tyson, he was mad at the car, wasn't he?

SPEAKER_01 5:29

He's passed now.

SPEAKER_06 5:30

No, I literally said that.

SPEAKER_02 5:31

He said that like verbatim.

SPEAKER_06 5:32

Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, I'm mad at the fucking car. I'm pissed off that I can't do it.

SPEAKER_07 5:36

Bro, I'm fine with the age. I'm fine with the age and the number. I'm good with that. Yeah. But God, this pain and this this whole getting old thing. Yeah. Like, you're not even there yet, bro. Bro, like, look at these nose hairs, man.

SPEAKER_06 5:49

You're 52. Jeremy's old as fuck. God. My age. How old are you? 47. Oh, no. Damn. You're younger than me.

SPEAKER_01 5:56

Yeah, but I feel old as shit.

SPEAKER_06 5:57

You guys are almost 50. Come on. I'll be 49 in October.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

Yeah, you got me beat by two years. 48. Oh no, one year.

SPEAKER_07 6:04

Fuck you, Tyson.

SPEAKER_02 6:05

You'll be 26 in two weeks.

SPEAKER_01 6:06

He's growing PB care over here.

SPEAKER_07 6:08

And I'll just sit right in the middle. I'll be 45 in December.

SPEAKER_06 6:11

Yeah, that was my the end of my exact words. It was like, one of you young motherfuckers get over here and put this converter in. Yeah, right?

SPEAKER_01 6:16

Yeah, that's exactly what I would have said.

SPEAKER_06 6:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

Um, fuck this car. Hey, and Chad came running.

SPEAKER_06 6:22

I got it, I got it. Like he knew I was fucking hot, dude. I was pissed.

SPEAKER_02 6:26

Um, I wasn't going to be any help to that situation because I was having a hard time myself. Yeah, we got some new cool shit in too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 6:32

We got a really, really nice Camaro in today. Or yesterday. Yesterday. I'm really afraid for y'all to work on that car.

SPEAKER_01 6:37

I'm surprised that Mustang still hasn't been bought. That's unreal, dude. That's a cool little Mustang.

SPEAKER_06 6:42

Watermelon Wiley. Um, his little 66 Mustang. It's a fun cruiser, too. Yeah. Look, man, it's a K-code convertible for one. Um it's however, it's not still 289 and stuff. It's got a 347 stroker in it, roller motor. It's got a Trimic T5 in it, or Trimic 5 speed in it. Um just a TKO, a Trimic TKO. Um, or 3550, just the the lower level. But it's got a nine-inch rear end, it's got four four-wheel wheelwood disc brakes, convertible top works, it's balls fucking fast. Like that car runs.

SPEAKER_01 7:13

And what are they what was the price? 25 grand. Dude, you can't buy that shit.

SPEAKER_06 7:17

You can't build that car. You can't buy that car for you. You can't get the drivetrain for 25 grand those days. No. Not these days.

SPEAKER_01 7:23

Nope.

SPEAKER_06 7:24

Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_01 7:25

I'm living that life.

SPEAKER_06 7:26

I mean, a small block. Jeremy can tell you a small block forge stroker roller motor, that's a$15,000 motor now. Yeah, it's crazy. Damn. And a trimic is another$4,000,$3,500 to$4,000. Right. A nine-inch forge, two grand.

SPEAKER_02 7:39

Yep. You're almost at$20,000 right there.

SPEAKER_06 7:41

Yeah, and that's not counting labor. You know what I mean? Another Willwood kit. Yeah, and Willwood kit's another$1,500 probably or better. No, for front end rear, it's probably more than that.

SPEAKER_04 7:50

Yeah, and then labor. Yep.

SPEAKER_06 7:51

Yeah. Convertible top works. Yeah. Yep. Um, it's a nice car. It's got cutouts. It sounds cool when you open the cutouts.

SPEAKER_01 7:58

Well, with this weather that's coming up this weekend, man.

SPEAKER_06 8:01

Yeah, it'd be a good idea.

SPEAKER_01 8:02

Good weekend. It'd drive it around, put that little sign up there.

SPEAKER_06 8:05

Yeah, we'll see.

SPEAKER_07 8:06

Somebody's gonna eat that up.

SPEAKER_06 8:07

Yeah, we'll go cruise it this weekend.

SPEAKER_07 8:08

Speaking of fast Mustangs, uh which one? The one that left out of here and I looked in the window and I said, how are you be nice?

SPEAKER_06 8:16

Hey Deless, is this thing working out there? Sweet, perfect, cool. Yeah. Um, tell everybody to come in the shop and listen or come in the lobby, too.

SPEAKER_01 8:23

Are there kids out there?

SPEAKER_06 8:24

Are they all the kids? Why do you have candy or something?

SPEAKER_05 8:30

God damn it, put a couple of put a couple of micelobes down Paul's throat and he's looking for little kids all of a sudden. Jesus Christ. Paul's like, hold on, where's my beard?

SPEAKER_01 8:41

Where's my beard? Where's my where's my beard?

SPEAKER_05 8:44

Are there little kids out there?

SPEAKER_04 8:47

I forgot to go to stock in and shit.

SPEAKER_05 8:49

Have you guys thought about building this? Is this the wrong time to plug integrated lots of things? Hey, we do cameras. Yeah. Think what we can do to your indoor playground. Oh shit. Right? With sound. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_06 9:12

Mood lighting. Anyway. We can play cameras and teddy bears.

SPEAKER_01 9:16

Well, so much for that really strong week. I was hoping guys.

SPEAKER_06 9:20

I think we made it better.

SPEAKER_07 9:21

I think we've improved your week. You know, you know what's funny is at work we had uh we had an Astro van, and I don't know what bright idea it was, but like it it reminded me of like the modern day kid. Yeah. Like it literally had cell phones on the side and it said free cell phones. And I'm sitting here going, that's just like that's just like back in the day with like free puppies and candy. That's how you get teenage girls. Do you do you want do you want some free Wi-Fi? Yeah, you know, that's how you get teenage girls these days. Free cell phones. iPhone.

SPEAKER_00 9:48

That's a new version of the ice cream.

SPEAKER_07 9:50

My daughter called for it.

SPEAKER_00 9:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 9:51

Yeah. Oh God, she's driving. I dude. When I saw that, I literally was like, I'm glad I moved to Josephine. Yeah, she's driving. She's a she's like Rain Man, she's an excellent driver.

SPEAKER_06 10:01

Um she Kmart sucks. She's a good driver, she really is. Um, but the problem is this curfew thing. Okay. Well, because for her, rules don't apply in her mind. I'll do whatever the fuck I want.

SPEAKER_02 10:14

Oh, I've got my license now. She's like Tommy.

SPEAKER_06 10:17

She was like, and she was like, she was like, uh, this isn't your car. This was GMP Paul's car, and I went, guess who's buying it from him? And then all of a sudden I was like, yeah, I can take it away. What's up, Jordan?

SPEAKER_02 10:29

I thought that was a little girl in the case.

SPEAKER_06 10:30

I can't hear you. We have our black people filter turned off.

SPEAKER_02 10:38

Be careful, Fred's outside.

SPEAKER_06 10:39

Fred, Fred, you can talk. I don't know. It's your job to keep up with him.

SPEAKER_07 10:44

You have a phone, don't you? Oh wow. You showed up with without Clay. He's a grown-up. I quit keeping up with him like a year ago. No, you you Hey, no, he doesn't listen to the show. Come on in. Grab a microphone. Let's talk about these things that you guys do. He was just kidding. I'm kidding. I was joking. I'll let him know you came by. Are you leaving?

SPEAKER_06 11:07

Well, set it up here, fool.

unknown 11:09

I can do that.

SPEAKER_06 11:10

Yeah, set it up here. He'll be here. If he said it was coming up, free phones.

SPEAKER_01 11:15

You're right. You see what it see? I talked all about it.

SPEAKER_06 11:18

She came in, she's like, oh. You can probably find him. He's the tallest one in the world. Yeah, open. Uh all right. But yeah, the problem is this whole get your ass home on time thing with Emma. Yeah, yeah. What's up with that? Well, uh, just a few more minutes. Listen, uh I'll shut that fucking car off with my phone. Yeah. Like, come home now. Yeah. And and and Brooke called her. She goes, hey, just so you know, uh the road that goes by Williams Middle School, she goes, yeah. She goes, the speed limit's 40, not 55. Because she's got her own life 360. And she was like, and on John King, it's 45, not 60. And she was like, and you will pay for your tickets and your insurance if it goes up. Damn it.

SPEAKER_01 11:55

Good for you guys. Hell yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 11:57

Yeah. She was like, oh. Yeah, yeah, bitch.

SPEAKER_07 12:00

Hell yeah. Oh yeah. And by the way, my daughter had an interview with Chick fil A, so she can go work. Well, Emma's supposed to be looking for a job. Yeah. We'll see how that goes. Yeah, she had an interview Monday and I haven't followed up, but yeah. So hopefully she got it.

SPEAKER_06 12:13

So what's funny right this second is you know, Brooke is like an absolute tight wad. Like bad. Yeah. Well, Emma can't hit Daddy up for money for gas or lunch or coffee until March 31st because I have hit my monthly transfer limit of what my bank account will allow me to transfer to Venmo. And uh so I can't send her money and she does not like it. Hey, buddy, what's up? There's Clayton. There he is. Your girlfriend's looking for you.

SPEAKER_07 12:40

Your drinks in here.

SPEAKER_06 12:41

She's probably just walked by her in his ear. Producer Clayton, what's up, man?

SPEAKER_07 12:45

Hey Jordan, he's in here. Hey Jordan, we found it.

SPEAKER_06 12:49

No, she there's no way she left yet. Wow, what a dick.

SPEAKER_00 12:54

That ranked her off.

SPEAKER_06 12:55

Yeah. Maybe she didn't like my little half-breed joke. Anyway. Not her fault, but it's also not mine.

SPEAKER_04 13:08

Oh God. Oh, God.

SPEAKER_07 13:10

840 milligrams later. Yeah. I'm good. Yeah, Jimmy's stunned. No, I'm good. So Yeah, fuck all that. Yeah. Kids drive, get their license sucks. Yeah. I just I had to wait until I was 18.

SPEAKER_06 13:24

Clayton was like, I didn't have a curfew. And I'm like, because you came home.

SPEAKER_01 13:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 13:28

Like you're you're an old man in a young kid's body. Like you were home by nine o'clock. Yeah, because he was CP. Yeah, and want to go to bed looking for bandits. You gotta go to bed together. Yeah. Like he was home. He has like a little snuggy, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_07 13:41

Because he has like under his pillow, he's got like a little blanky. A little blanky.

SPEAKER_06 13:45

It's got like a lamb on it. Right. But yeah, I was like, I was like, we didn't have to give you a curfew because you didn't make us give you one. And Emma, I mean, hell, we had to have a curfew because when we were picking her up, can you do it at 11 30?

SPEAKER_07 13:58

Fuck no. Dude, when I was staying with you guys, not staying up that late. Dude, even when she was young, like she would do that shit. Yeah. Like all of a sudden we'd be sitting there, you'd be like, You want to roll? Where? Go pick up Emma. Like, fucking what time is it? Yeah. Like, oh, she's at church. Okay. Yeah. Well, she works. Yeah, I mean, eventually. She was at a church. Yeah. Like, why wasn't there a bunch of kids like walking out? Why was she just sitting in the parking lot? Yeah. I'm just kidding. In the free cell phone van. Yeah, with a free cell phone van.

SPEAKER_01 14:26

The same one that Clayton's girlfriend hit at. Yeah, yeah. That's why she's gone.

SPEAKER_06 14:30

Yeah. Um, but no, uh, it's been nuts. Yeah. So, Jeremy, what's up? Let's talk. Let's talk. Um, have you decided to split the build-off up into shops and individuals?

SPEAKER_00 14:42

No, I haven't.

SPEAKER_06 14:44

That was fucked up.

SPEAKER_00 14:46

Walked right into that one, didn't you? No, I have not. And uh, like I said, everybody's building their own projects. Like you guys are building it right here in the shop.

SPEAKER_06 14:56

Break room.

SPEAKER_00 14:57

In the break room. Break room. In the break room. Yes. Uh other people are building their projects at their shop, but it's you know, it's their own individual stuff that they're building. So to me, it's there's it's all fair to me.

SPEAKER_06 15:08

I I look, man, I I like I said before, I promise you, I'm the brokest motherfucker building a car for this build-off. For another, I guarantee you that is going to be the cheapest build in that whole damn build-off. Right. 100% will be the cheapest. Right. For one, I'm building it with period correct parts, so I got to do horse trading to even find the shit I want for it. Yep. Like I can't just go buy that shit from Summit.

SPEAKER_00 15:28

There's a tea bucket out there if you need one.

SPEAKER_06 15:29

Yeah, I'm gonna go talk to him in a little bit and let him know what's going on with the new business model. Hey, yeah, you know that's a real steel. Is it steel? Oh, that's cool. It's got vent plate. That's bad. Well, you can get a vent plate on any of them.

SPEAKER_07 15:40

Oh, yeah. Well then I'll just put a vim plate on one side still.

SPEAKER_06 15:43

Yeah, once you build it once it's built, you just have to have No, I think it's a real deal. Your county sheriff has to come out, inspect the car, um, and then you get a piece of paper from them, and you go get a title for it.

SPEAKER_07 15:52

Well, Les looked at it and goes, Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 15:54

Yeah, that's cool.

SPEAKER_07 15:54

So that's what I'm thinking.

SPEAKER_00 15:55

That's fucking pull it up in here and keep them distracted while you pull parts off of it.

SPEAKER_07 15:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:00

Maybe we should probably have this plane on the speakers right now.

SPEAKER_07 16:03

Hey, where hey, where's that? Where's that impact on it? I would never, ever, ever, ever someone out of their parts. Umless there was involved.

SPEAKER_06 16:16

Um but I I it's dumb to for people to throw a fit about that. Yep. Nobody's building a fucking gas monkey build. Right. No. Nobody's building a foos build.

SPEAKER_00 16:27

Right. There's no unlimited money on these products. No, all these projects are being done are people's.

SPEAKER_07 16:32

Why does that sound like a bunch of bikes? It is. Probably was.

SPEAKER_01 16:35

So you know what I've noticed since I've been still new to all this. You know, been a been in this shit now for what a year and a half.

SPEAKER_02 16:42

Yeah, it costs a lot of money.

SPEAKER_01 16:43

I already figured that one out. But all but it's not just this in general. Everybody's got something to bitch about something.

SPEAKER_06 16:50

Always, always.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

And it's just annoying, you know? It's just like it gets old quick. Yeah, it sure does.

SPEAKER_06 16:55

So for the people that don't pay attention when I post things that only listen to the show, tell them about the about this build-off deal, and then we're gonna talk about some other shit too.

SPEAKER_00 17:04

So the build-off is it's basically what it is. It's a progress build-off over three shows at Canton Lewis Auto Swap Meet.

SPEAKER_06 17:11

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 17:11

And uh basically it's judged on the progress for the three shows. So you debut your project on May 29th. May 9th.

SPEAKER_06 17:20

May 9th, same thing.

SPEAKER_00 17:21

Yeah, May 9th, not same thing.

SPEAKER_06 17:23

Close enough. What did I fucking say?

SPEAKER_00 17:25

Auto correct part there.

SPEAKER_06 17:26

Uh that's what I said. May 9th.

SPEAKER_00 17:28

But it's uh you debut your project. I've got uh body shop guys coming out. No. I've got body shop guys coming out and they're gonna judge them, and then people are gonna judge them also with people's choice. And over the three shows, whoever has the most points at the end of the three shows wins a small block roller uh 350 engine from Ray's engine.

SPEAKER_06 17:54

Hell yeah. So here's where I think it's gonna happen with the breaker and bucket. First of all, I think I'm gonna finish it before October and I'll be do-hued anyway.

SPEAKER_04 18:02

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 18:02

So it and if that happens, it happens. I it's a model car. If I'm done with it, I'm done with it. I'm still gonna bring it. Right. You know what I mean? I won't get any judge points, but I can still go for people's choice. Yeah. Here's what I think will happen is that when we take it out, I think we will get maybe not the least amount of judge points because it's a simple build. Um but I people's choice. I think people's choice T-buckets can do great.

SPEAKER_04 18:23

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 18:24

I think I think people's choice, I think every little kid's gonna fall in love with it and every dad's gonna want us to build them one.

SPEAKER_01 18:29

I agree.

SPEAKER_06 18:29

That's how I think it's gonna end up happening.

SPEAKER_01 18:31

Did you think about if you're gonna build it the way you're saying it with cheap parts and just kind of throw it together, that like maybe you would put like a spreadsheet together to show like what you spent and all the horse trading shit you maybe? Just to add a little bit of information to the build.

SPEAKER_06 18:45

So, what we're gonna do is like the car is gonna be very, very well built. Yeah, but it's gonna be well built on a budget. Right. Right? Like I'm not spending a bunch of money on paint. Right. Um, I'm not spending a bunch of money on chrome. Right. Like we're building this car like a teenager would have built it in 1962 or 63. Right. Right. Um the exact same way that they would have built it then. Um using you know, parts that we can find, you know, and it's still not gonna be cheap, right? Right, but I it but I think it'll be the cheapest one out of all of them.

SPEAKER_00 19:15

Yeah, and I've I've seen pretty much all the projects except for maybe one or two. And to be to be honest, I mean, they're all like pretty cheap built. Look, look like they're cheap built. I mean, there's not like a everything's budget. Yeah, everything's budget. There's not a SEMA car coming to this province building.

SPEAKER_06 19:32

Mine's gonna be a marketplace masterpiece, baby.

SPEAKER_00 19:35

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 19:35

Yeah, I'm gonna cut the springs on my Subaru. Yeah, I mean, so that's that's kind of that. That's my Hi Laney. Hi, Laney. There's Tyson's daughter in case everybody wanted to look, Paul, little kids. I knew that I knew that was no curse words.

SPEAKER_01 19:52

See that? That's what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_06 19:55

That's funny. Hi, baby girl. Hi, baby girl. How'd you make that, Tyson?

SPEAKER_02 20:01

Uh her mom.

SPEAKER_06 20:02

Oh man. But um, so I think I think it's a great idea. It's the first damn year. It's the first year. Everybody that's throwing a fit and everybody that's bitching and complaining and whining about the rules and stuff. Give it a minute. Give it a minute. It's the first one. Like, like it Jeremy's gonna figure out what worked and what didn't work, and he's gonna change it for next year, and it'll be better.

SPEAKER_00 20:26

Yeah, it will keep going everywhere.

SPEAKER_06 20:27

Yeah, it'll keep it'll keep getting better. So quit being hoes. Yep. I agree. Stop being hoes and bitching and complaining. Bitches got it. That's not fair. Like, literally, my shit, the the break room bucket is the one that got called out. Yep. How am I supposed to compete with a custom tea bucket? Well, first of all, sell your fucking pile and then go buy a$5,000 kit from Speedway, and you can build your own.

SPEAKER_01 20:49

Paul just ate a fucking smash burger on it just now. Yeah. Yeah, sat on the tire and ate a fucking hamburger.

SPEAKER_06 20:56

I mean, you you could go buy one from Speedway for less than you've got in your car that you know what I'm saying? Like, and and you can have a brand new car too. And and I'm building one out of an old junk one. I'm not even this ain't even a new one.

SPEAKER_04 21:07

Right.

SPEAKER_06 21:08

Like this one just fell in our lap, and we're gonna build it.

SPEAKER_04 21:11

Right.

SPEAKER_06 21:11

But we're gonna build it cheap, and I think it's gonna be dope. Hell yeah. Uh, I'm gonna be the excited. But uh oh, Tyson must have heard the motorcycles. Yeah. I I think there's a lot out there.

SPEAKER_07 21:22

Is there? Yeah. Yeah. I think it's probably getting pretty busy. Oh, I bet yeah, I bet you Jason's out there with his his friends. Maybe. Yeah. Oh well. We'll we'll know it's gonna be great. Yeah, we got we're good. This won't be that long ago. No, no. Hey, Tyson. Did I ever tell and she's listening? Did I ever tell you that the first time I met your mom, I thought she was your girlfriend?

SPEAKER_02 21:43

Uh no, but I've heard that a lot. Did you? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 21:46

Like you guys were like rolling around. I'm like. And then it was like, whew. So she doesn't have a boyfriend.

SPEAKER_06 21:55

Oh no. No, she's got a husband. Yeah. So also tell them where the money's going.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

So the money, all the money that's raised during the project build-off goes to the dudes for boobs, breast cancer. Um it's a charity nonprofit organization that helps people while they're battling breast cancer with doctor bills, uh any kind of bills that they need. Like they're if they're in a bind can't pay their electric bill, that money goes to help pay electric bills. We just had one lady that we helped paid like three months of mortgage plus her electric bill, plus her water bill. That's wild ass, man.

SPEAKER_07 22:31

That's awesome. Congratulations. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_00 22:33

So that's that's the whole point of this build-off and these three shows is to help people like that. Not to win a trophy, not to win anything. It's all for and it's all for a great cause.

SPEAKER_06 22:44

Look, man, it'd be super cool to win the motor. Yeah. We're not gonna win it with the car we're building. Never know. No, we're not. It's not gonna happen. Um, if we were taking the 39, look, I ain't trying to be an asshole or sound cocky, but none of nobody in that contest would have a chance. Right. If we were gonna do the 39 for that contest, 100% that's already won. Right. That's why we didn't do it.

SPEAKER_00 23:03

You could take the drivetrain out of his El Camino and put it in there.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

Yeah, the one that you just took out. No, I'd rather have some, I'd rather have something that don't break.

SPEAKER_05 23:12

Come on, dude. That was funny.

SPEAKER_01 23:14

I don't know. If I want to fist mump you on that one, that was pounded.

SPEAKER_06 23:17

It was a joke. It was a joke. It just stings. Paul has one of the nicest cars we've ever worked on. He does. I like it. Um it's nice. It's only got like 1,500 or 2,000 miles on it, so there's still bolts rattling loose. There's still it it's well, the stereo doesn't help that shit either. No, it doesn't. Eggs and rice. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:34

So eggs and rice. Oh yeah. So for the listeners out there, I got picked, like, so one of my clients, which is uh Jordan Toeen, I do want to throw that up. Give him a shout-out. Because called came immediately, amazing. The driver, I'm telling him all this stuff that happened, and excuse me, and he just starts going to go evil eye. You got some evil spirits. I'm like, okay. And I'm like, yeah, you're probably right at this point.

SPEAKER_05 23:58

I've done some pretty fucked up shit in that car.

SPEAKER_01 24:00

And he goes, you know, little kids. Any car I've ever bought, I've thrown an egg at it, like a regular egg, not, you know, throwing an egg, and then sprinkled rice in front of it. And the only thing I've ever had to do to any of my cars is maintain them. I've never had anything go bad to them.

SPEAKER_07 24:20

I mean, I mean, I'm sure that I know some people that might be out in the crowd that probably know some voodoo shit. We could probably do like about four or five things.

SPEAKER_01 24:27

I'm strongly considering I'm just saying it's gonna work.

SPEAKER_07 24:30

Shout out, everybody, the El Camino needs uh DP uh DP. DP, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:36

I'm not gonna say where he's from, but like I'll just put it this way. If you ever look at like the Middle East, you notice they're notice all their cars are still running and they look like they're like on one leg, but they're just driving everywhere.

SPEAKER_07 24:48

Right, right, right.

SPEAKER_01 24:49

Shit.

SPEAKER_07 24:49

So I wonder I got this guy, Gino, at work. All his stuff looks like it's running on one leg, like flat out, and he's Palestine.

SPEAKER_06 24:57

Throw an egg at the front door of this fucking place if it'd do some good.

SPEAKER_01 24:59

That's gonna be throwing in my office.

SPEAKER_06 25:00

But I'm thinking about it.

SPEAKER_01 25:02

They make happy eggs, like my old lady gets them. They're literally called happy eggs. So man, why not? Step it up a notch.

SPEAKER_07 25:08

Do they vibrate?

SPEAKER_01 25:11

It's not one of those eggs.

SPEAKER_07 25:14

That makes a lot of sense. Happy eggs. I saw that episode of SVU. Oh, dude. No, the like they saw that shit at Walmart now. You're good. Really? Yeah. I saw that episode. I mean they locked it up because the kids are stealing it.

SPEAKER_06 25:23

Um so one thing that I have big in question from some Hazelwood members is when I'm gonna MC a show.

SPEAKER_00 25:29

Um May 9th, I believe, right?

SPEAKER_06 25:31

Yeah. Um is that the first one I'm doing for you? Okay. Cool. I mean, if you got one in between then and then I'll do it.

SPEAKER_00 25:38

I've got one in a couple weeks, but you're gonna be doing your show.

SPEAKER_06 25:42

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 25:43

Uh but I have April 11th in Brownsboro, and I have April 25th in Tyler. But the closest one will be May 9th. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 25:52

Yeah, yeah, I'll be there for sure. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:53

Uh I've got two cordless microphones now, so you can Fuck yeah. We can both be on it now.

SPEAKER_06 25:59

Um the May 28th one or March 28th one that he was talking about is our uh cruise in for cancer. Right. Hometown High Rodder and 9474 Foundation. Putting that one on to for young adults with cancer. Um, Roy City High School. Oh, yeah. It's like fucking, I don't know, eight or nine in the morning. I don't know what time it is. There's flyers. Man, I remember.

SPEAKER_07 26:16

I remember how fucking burnt I was. The last show that I uh that we did there. I know it's not the same one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 26:21

But um there's a good chance there's a good chance that Rutledge Wood will be there from NASCAR television shit. Nice.

SPEAKER_01 26:29

That's when I met you guys, is right after well, I met you guys before that.

SPEAKER_06 26:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:33

And then that show, there was a show similar to that at that high school last year.

SPEAKER_06 26:36

Yep, that was that one.

SPEAKER_01 26:37

And that's when we were talking about the El Camino.

SPEAKER_06 26:39

We almost died that day. I was fucking tired. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_07 26:43

That's not one I bounced on.

SPEAKER_06 26:44

And I wasn't supposed to MC it, and then they asked me to MC it when we got there. Right. And then they said, but you don't have to do awards, and then all of a sudden I had to do awards, but they didn't have them ready. And so I was having to wing it, and it was awesome. Oh, I remember going back and forth. Yeah, it was fucking. Were you there?

SPEAKER_02 26:59

Yeah. For that? We were all back when Randy's car was still running. You and I sat in the air conditioning.

SPEAKER_06 27:05

Yes, we did, because we were about to fucking die.

SPEAKER_02 27:07

I had Delaney shoes.

SPEAKER_06 27:08

Like one shoot. Yep. Back when Randy's car ran. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 27:11

Yeah, we'll be doing May 24th. May 24th, Ford's Garage. Ford's Garage. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 27:21

Yeah, I'll be doing that one for sure. Um, Paul, we uh we talk about your car almost every episode, even when we're not working on it.

SPEAKER_01 27:29

I know.

SPEAKER_06 27:30

But we're always good about it.

SPEAKER_01 27:31

No, I know.

SPEAKER_06 27:32

Yeah, I don't even make fun of the black wheels anymore. I like it.

SPEAKER_07 27:34

Yeah, I really the more and more I look at it, I'm like, that's the more I look at it, it's the best looking car on Foose Wheels that I've seen.

SPEAKER_06 27:42

And I don't hate it. So there you go. I'm glad I'm glad you don't hate it because I'm we also we also talk about integrated lifestyles. That's good. Yeah. On every episode.

SPEAKER_01 27:51

Which I do appreciate.

SPEAKER_06 27:52

And thank you for sponsoring our Starbird trip.

SPEAKER_01 27:55

No problem, man. I wanted you guys to have a good time, and I sounded like you guys did.

SPEAKER_06 27:58

It was a good time. Yeah, because you talk about exhausting, but it was fun.

SPEAKER_01 28:00

Yeah, that's a lot of fun. That's a lot of wall. Anybody out there that is considering advertising, I picked up like 300 followers just from that weekend.

SPEAKER_07 28:09

Thank you. Wow, appreciate that, man.

SPEAKER_01 28:10

Yeah, no, and I appreciate y'all for that. You guys literally, at one point I called, I called Brian.

SPEAKER_06 28:14

I'm like, He did tell me to stop.

SPEAKER_01 28:16

I was like, dude, you might want to slow it down. I'm like, my phone won't stop fucking going off.

SPEAKER_07 28:20

He's like, hey, see, I like hearing that because I don't I don't ever hear the feedback.

SPEAKER_06 28:23

He literally told me, he goes, Hey man, you've done your job.

SPEAKER_01 28:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 28:26

Well, Ryan Christenberry from Rev Limit Off Road says that he can tell when we do an episode because he gains about 15 followers overnight every single week. Nice. Um, and he has done 20 something uh differentials and shit off of Humpton Hot Ride. All polishing, too. Yeah, he polished a bunch of people's rear ends.

SPEAKER_01 28:42

Well, I mean, just the connections from here. I got somebody that's gonna be working on my my takeless water heater tomorrow. Thank God.

SPEAKER_06 28:49

Shout out to uh John.

SPEAKER_01 28:52

I got a much better uh uh vintage uh auto insurance from here as well. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I made a lot of good connections from this place. And also, like you guys work on my stuff, and it's just the the least I can do, I felt like it was a great appreciation to the staff was to help out with that situation.

SPEAKER_07 29:10

Well, I appreciated it. You know what that just told me? We have at least one listener that listens to the end so they can get all the context. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't I've never made it to the end. You know what's called a fast forward button?

SPEAKER_06 29:22

You know what's so funny is is uh a long time ago. I don't remember who it was Yeah, dude. I wrong time away. It was a soap guy. I wrong. I'm just gonna leave it at that. I wrong. But anyway, he said that I needed to do my commercials or my advertiser shout-outs at the beginning of the episode. And I was like, absolutely nobody will listen to him.

SPEAKER_00 29:41

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 29:42

They will not listen to him. But all of our fans know that our shows get better as we go in an episode because we literally walk in here with zero plan.

SPEAKER_07 29:50

No. So once we start fighting, I know you guys are gonna be here.

SPEAKER_06 29:52

They know that our episodes get funnier as it goes, so they listen to the whole damn episode.

SPEAKER_07 29:56

When I got here.

SPEAKER_06 29:57

And and they know that they're not gonna have to fast forward through a bunch of bullshit because we're gonna do a quick shout out all at the end. But we talk about a lot of our advertisers throughout the episode. Oh, yeah. Right, right. Right? Like right now, love it or lose it is open because Brian Hall was excited as fuck that we were doing open Wednesday nights back up. Which, that's another one.

SPEAKER_01 30:13

You get some tattoo on the bottom. Go get your tattoos, guys. He's got a tattoo, don't you? Yep, yes, sir. I got mine.

SPEAKER_06 30:19

I got mine on Friday the 13th. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_07 30:20

This one. I need to get some. But yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:23

So Is that the rainbows?

SPEAKER_07 30:26

Yeah. No, that's a that's above his ass. However, I do need to talk to him.

SPEAKER_01 30:29

It's his tramp stamp. So I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_07 30:30

Yeah, it says hunk if you're getting.

SPEAKER_06 30:32

I was told this by KJ by KJ Metter at the Wicked Clover, okay? That's mine. He said if you don't tell a tattoo artist no dicks, there's gonna be a dick hidden in your tattoo. Yeah, go fuck yourself. Brian Hall says, no, dude, I don't do that shit. I'm pretty sure that those flames look like a nutsack right there.

SPEAKER_07 30:48

I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure KJ from The Wicked Clover didn't put a fucking dick. Yeah, look at this. A drip. A fucking drip my ass. I didn't see it until the end of the day.

SPEAKER_06 31:01

But I'm telling you, that's a ball sack right there under that connecting rod. Oh, yeah, you got a ball sack. Yeah. Does it oh, and it's like one pubic hair?

SPEAKER_00 31:12

Look. Yep. I see it.

SPEAKER_06 31:15

And and and you've got the biggest eggplant of them all. Yeah, and I got a and I got an eggplant that looks like Fred Durst.

SPEAKER_02 31:22

Lesson, I noticed the unplugged one when you were getting your that person done.

SPEAKER_06 31:25

Oh, it looks like a dick.

SPEAKER_02 31:26

Yeah. 100%.

SPEAKER_06 31:27

Penis. Brooke was like, did you know that? And I'm like, yes, and I don't care.

SPEAKER_07 31:31

No.

SPEAKER_06 31:31

I like I like my black penis on my arm. Damn. Anyway. So, Paul, tell them about tell you can tell them what you do better than I can. Because I'm like, get your cool shit where it sounds cool like our players.

SPEAKER_01 31:43

Well, it's it's man, it's you want to hear cool shit?

SPEAKER_07 31:45

You want to see cool shit? Call this guy. He's got some cool shit.

SPEAKER_01 31:48

The new thing that we've been doing is um right out here in Lake Levon, uh is the manufacturing plant. It's called uh skeeter screens.

SPEAKER_06 31:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 31:56

So they're the mosquito screens that go outside.

SPEAKER_06 31:58

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 31:58

Um really, really cool shit. Um it's also local. So you're locally owned, you're supporting local business. Um, but they are going nationwide and it's blowing the hell up. Um I'm lucky to be a part of it and start installing it. I've sold several jobs and they actually they gave me the talk about it. They have a 50-foot outdoor screen that's just one screen. Damn, it's 50 foot there.

SPEAKER_07 32:25

Was it like roll down like an RV? Like that, you know, the sun shades on RVs?

SPEAKER_01 32:30

Well, yeah, but don't they the I could be wrong, but don't they roll there, aren't they like an awning that kind of comes out?

SPEAKER_07 32:35

Or no, no, like inside inside RVs you the on the windshield, they have like a real thin like roller, and you hit a button and they like you can do a sunscreen and you can do a full shade.

SPEAKER_01 32:46

It's probably similar to I I don't know that for her to say that. The problem is is that the the big issue is that the roller can't all these other manufacturers try to do it, but that roller has so much weight from the fabric, yeah, it starts to sag, right? Right because the motor is only on the very end.

SPEAKER_05 33:03

Right.

SPEAKER_01 33:04

Well, they found a way that they have patent technology that they can keep that roller and they're basically doing it with resistance, with magnets to keep the roller from being completely actually level, and to the point that when all the fabric is out, it's it's fighting itself so much, it's not it doesn't have a sag, it's actually pushing it upward. Okay, I'm just like, holy crap, that is really, really cool. So I uh walked a house with this client and it was in in North Dallas and they uh were looking at putting some roller shades. It was gonna be five roller shades, and we're able to do it with one. Heck yeah. By like 50%.

SPEAKER_06 33:46

Mr. Edmonds. Mr. Edmonds.

SPEAKER_01 33:50

Mr. Barbecue on Saturdays.

SPEAKER_06 33:51

Yeah, that is the barbecue connoisseur right there, ladies and gentlemen. Dave Edmonds. How are you folks doing out there in the lobby? Good deal. Thank y'all for coming out. Thank y'all for coming out. Is it good, nothing? Is it? Is it? We're gonna wrap up here in probably 10 minutes or so. Uh how are you doing, Dave? Yeah. You getting a burger?

SPEAKER_07 34:11

You know how long it's been since I've seen you in jeans? Huh? I haven't seen you in jeans in forever. You getting a burger?

SPEAKER_06 34:18

You should ask Paul, he had one.

SPEAKER_04 34:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 34:20

Really good. They're really good.

unknown 34:23

That's Paul Lopez, not Mark Lopez.

SPEAKER_01 34:25

He keeps on calling me Mark Lopez. He had me he had me on his phone as Mark Lopez. What kind of a chapter? Because all of us Lopez is look the same. That's what it is.

SPEAKER_05 34:31

Dave, would you like to just grab a chair with us?

SPEAKER_06 34:34

You want to jump in here and grab a chair with us?

unknown 34:37

Huh?

SPEAKER_06 34:37

Yeah, rolled in right there. Tyson share a microphone with you. We can just turn that microphone up a little bit and it can be on there. Bam.

SPEAKER_03 34:44

I saw his car out there. I'm thinking, what's that all about?

SPEAKER_06 34:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:46

I had to bring the my son's truck up here and drop it off to get worked on. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 34:51

Yeah, we're gonna work on it too. So Hell yeah. You sir. Yep. Oh, Dave's got a day. We usually work on Dave's old cars, but we've got Dave's truck in here right now. Oh, nice. Yeah, putting a motor in it. Yep. It's about ready to snatch, Dave. Huh? Got a little hot. Yeah, got a little hot. A little hot. It's almost ready to snatch out of there. So Ched worked his butt off on it and got it as close as he could. I said, I need it out by the end of the week. He goes, I'm on it. Alright, cool. Thanks. Yeah. It's all I needed. Yeah. All I wanted is it out of the truck by the end of the week without breaking anything. Yeah. It's taking a little longer, that just trying not to break all that old plastic stuff. But but it's coming, it's coming out though. I get it. Um Tyson likes suburbans, we talked about earlier. Yeah, yeah. Suburbs. Oh, Hillbilly Deluxe. Suburbans. Tyson's having fun with them. Um well Paul, so y'all also like you did all the sound system in here. Yep. As well as another Wi-Fi access point.

SPEAKER_01 35:43

Yeah, it's like everything low voltage. Yeah. The problem is that when you only do one segment of it in a residential space and then like something goes wrong, then it becomes a finger pointing situation. Right. You know, it's just like somebody brings in here and you're like, oh, somebody else did the motor. Right. Well, like my my instance, when I brought this stuff in here, a bunch of other people have their hands in the car and it's just like a big freaking mess.

SPEAKER_07 36:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:01

Right.

SPEAKER_07 36:01

So then it's just had to be unfugged.

SPEAKER_01 36:04

You're right. Exactly right. So it's just like, no, when I tell the clients, like, I want to own it all, because that way, if there's something wrong, you just gotta call me and I can fix it.

SPEAKER_06 36:11

Right. So And he has fixed our sound system from his cell phone at home before.

SPEAKER_07 36:16

Yeah. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_06 36:17

I've told him and I'm like, hey man, I'm it's not an important thing because you feel stupid, like, hey, this is a problem. I can't hear something. This isn't a problem. This is a this is a setback. It's a necessity. Yeah, we're like, give me a minute.

SPEAKER_01 36:31

Yeah. Like, does it work now? He's like, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 36:33

He's like, hang on, let me log into your shit. And he's like, boom, it's fixed.

SPEAKER_01 36:35

Or he just, you know, hey dude, can you just press that button on that cube?

SPEAKER_06 36:38

Yeah. And dub. And Dave is our alarm guy.

SPEAKER_01 36:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 36:42

So no.

SPEAKER_07 36:43

I figured it all out. What? He he just forgot his password. So he acts like there's a fucking issue. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_06 36:50

I don't need my password for his stuff. I I had him set it where I'll never have to put in a password.

SPEAKER_07 36:54

Oh, you don't put a password in? No. Oh, that's cool. No, no. No, because he can't see.

SPEAKER_01 36:57

So even if he wrote it down, he wouldn't tell what the hell it was.

SPEAKER_03 37:01

That way Task can go in and erase things on the camera.

SPEAKER_07 37:04

Yeah. No, just just uh search history. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 37:07

Dave Edmonds is our Dave's our alarm guy. Dave, what's the name of the company? Vector. Vector Security? Security? Security. Security. Security. Skirt, skirt.

SPEAKER_03 37:17

Access.

SPEAKER_06 37:18

So full disclosure. Yeah. Dave was our act our security guy when he was still with Fortress, and that's where we got our stuff set up, but he still helps us out when we have problems. Nice. But he did set up uh Wyatt across the street at Vanguard. Nice for with the vector stuff. So I like those cameras better too. Those cameras look better than ours. But whatever. It's all good. Thanks, Dave. He's not jealous or anything. It's all good. Thanks, Dave.

SPEAKER_07 37:40

So just wait until Friday and tell us. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm just saying yours might actually look good. I can't wait to get my new glasses. Also, you'd be like, damn, these cameras look great. I'm so excited. I haven't been able to make out the fucking guy that stole all these toolboxes.

SPEAKER_06 37:53

I'm so excited to get my new glasses. I can't wait.

unknown 37:56

I can't wait.

SPEAKER_06 37:56

And Brooke's taking me shopping for new clothes. What? Yeah, because my weight stayed the same for two weeks. So I told her I'd go ahead and go get new clothes. Dang. Yeah. I was like, where do you got money from? She was like, don't ask. I was like, okay. Cool. Ho. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you're doing on spring break. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:12

She's like the sweetest lady on the planet.

SPEAKER_06 38:14

She's like, all the kids have driver's laps.

SPEAKER_01 38:16

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_07 38:17

She's like, all the all the Sancho's, come on over. Yeah. I would make jokes like that, but I've known her since we were in junior high. Yeah. Jimmy's known my wife forever. Yeah, I've known her since 94. Not like that. Like really, all through. No, never. No, like that whole epitome, like, you know how like you look and you're like, oh, I see you as a sister. Like, yeah, that never crossed my fucking mind.

SPEAKER_01 38:40

It's weird because they've been around with both and they don't make eye contact.

SPEAKER_07 38:42

Where I grew up. No, they don't. Not even during sex. Where I grew up, that would be okay. That she looked like your sister. Yeah, right? Like you It's acceptable in Leonard because you look like my sister. How many, how many people lived in Leonard when you lived there? 1700. And only two last names? Seven. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 38:59

But all of them are cousins. I'll put it this way. I dated and married a girl that moved in from Dallas so that I knew she wasn't related. Fucking hey, right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 39:06

But yeah, but what how many cities did you actually have to skip around that you wouldn't have family members in? Uh not I mean they're all up there. Oh, okay. Leonard, Blue Ridge, White Right.

SPEAKER_04 39:14

Hector.

SPEAKER_07 39:14

You see Hector. Did you see how did you see how big the map just got? Yeah. Yeah. But that's a total of like. Why do you think he's over here? Why do you think he found a woman from Richardson? Yeah. Yeah. Telephone Texas. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 39:29

Yeah. And he barely had a telephone. Yep. So Dave is the DFW chapter president for Hazelwood High Rods. Yes. So we got Big Daddy Boss Jeremy over here. And now the now Dave is here too. Dave recruited me. Yeah. Recorded me. Dave recruited me too.

SPEAKER_01 39:45

He forgot you too.

SPEAKER_06 39:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 39:46

He did it way better this time, though. I'm not going to say what club, but Dave put me in a club one time and I didn't even know he did it.

SPEAKER_01 39:52

Really?

SPEAKER_06 39:53

Yeah. I just got I just got a Facebook thing. Hey, welcome to the group. Cool. Thanks.

SPEAKER_04 39:59

They still do that.

SPEAKER_01 40:00

All I know is Dave talked to me for a second, and then I looked back over to you guys. He got you, huh?

SPEAKER_06 40:11

Oh shit. Oh, I will say this, man. You know, I'm also in Bonsai Cruisers, and Jeremy and I talked and I'm primarily a part of Bonsai Cruisers because I was there first, and it's a big deal to be in Bonsai because that club has been a go has been around since 1986. In fact, the 40th anniversary is this year. Damn. For Bonsai Cruisers. It's it's a big deal.

SPEAKER_04 40:32

Right.

SPEAKER_06 40:32

You know, it started out as a mini truck club and now they've kind of opened it up a little bit. Now you can have you know one of the rules that's got to be lifted or lowered. You know what I mean? You can do either one. Um I had the very first hot rod that was eligible for a full color logo in Bonsai Cruisers with the with the Falcon.

SPEAKER_01 40:49

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 40:49

Um I remember when that happened.

SPEAKER_02 40:51

You had your label on for like two weeks and then.

SPEAKER_06 40:53

Hey, look, I told Mike, I hold on. To be fair, when Mike brought it up, because I didn't ask him, Mike came to me and said, I want to see how the other presidents will vote for a hot rod because that's all you build. Right, right. And I want to see if you'll ever be able to have a full color logo. Well, the Falcon was damn near perfect. Right. So that was like the perfect car to submit. And it and I was like, look, man. I'm selling this bitch. I'm like, look, man, it's like perfect. Business I'm in, I may not keep this car. And he's like, I just want to see what happens.

SPEAKER_00 41:20

Yeah, he awarded it at Ford's Garage, all Ford show, and then said, sold it right after that.

SPEAKER_07 41:25

He blames it on the business. He blames it on the business. I feel like Bonzo in selling that car then?

SPEAKER_06 41:32

I mean, oh well, I traded it for 56 Lincoln premiere. That's right. And I wanted to build a custom out of that Lincoln. That Lincoln was so cool. But we needed cash flow for the business. I sold the car. Yeah. I'll replace it. You know, I mean, we got the 39.

SPEAKER_01 41:49

If you only do it for a living, man. There's gonna be another opportunity. Yeah, exactly. Oh, yeah. Just like that damn Mustang that nobody has bought outside. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 41:55

For 25. For a 66k code convertible car. Me too.

SPEAKER_00 42:01

You can put the top down, let your hair fly. Hell yeah. Bert roll before. I'm done with him.

SPEAKER_06 42:07

Dave Edmonds is the youngest 70-year-old man I've ever met in my life.

SPEAKER_00 42:10

He looks like he's 50.

SPEAKER_06 42:11

He's in perfect shape. He's pretty. There's something. I didn't guess that shit. Maybe it's barbecue every weekend. Barbecue every weekend. That's what keeps half and half tea. Half and half tea. Half and half tea. Half and half tea. No like minerals.

SPEAKER_01 42:26

No, it's Tyson. Yeah, I'm taking it. Because you're young, you're young, man. It's too late for the rest of us. Yeah, we're screwed.

SPEAKER_06 42:31

Yeah. Like no fish oil.

SPEAKER_03 42:33

No alcohol, no coffee, just half and half. I'm out.

SPEAKER_06 42:37

Well, like while ago, Amanda was up there and she was like, you gotta stop losing weight. Have you been to the doctor? I'm like, listen, my blood pressure is lower than it's ever been. I feel better than I've felt in forever. I made a lot of life changes. I changed a lot. Like it just I got rid of all the shit that was making me fat. And I own a high rod shop and I'm broke all the time, so I'm stressed the fuck out.

SPEAKER_01 42:55

Business owner diet is amazing.

SPEAKER_06 42:57

Yeah, I know I need to quit smoking and I will. Yeah. I will. I would be a liar if I said I was ready to try. I'm not ready yet. And if if you try to say you're going to and you're not ready yet, you're not gonna do it. And I'm not ready yet. One thing at a time. You know, I'm still weaning myself, making it killing me not getting energy drinks. Like, yeah, I'll I'll get there. Um when this place makes enough money for Brian to take a paycheck, I'll probably be calm enough to stop smoking. Right. Yeah. But right now, you know how it is. It's just stressful. But it's gonna be okay.

SPEAKER_00 43:26

Let's just keep breaking.

SPEAKER_01 43:29

Well, but how I mean Man, that sounds it's like I'm gonna start writing down when the ship breaks. That's a great idea.

SPEAKER_03 43:39

It's like office.

SPEAKER_01 43:40

This is when just energy bill just came in. It looks like we're gonna lose a wheel.

SPEAKER_06 43:44

Let's take pictures of his engine compartment for turb twin turbo set up on his truck. Yes. And uh we're talking rotary now. Oh, that's even cooler. Oh, that's way badass. Wait, what? That's way more badass. Oh, yeah. Yeah, in a B twenty two hundred.

unknown 43:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 44:00

Yeah. I'm down.

SPEAKER_07 44:01

That's way more badass. Why why didn't we why would that's what I've always said. Yeah, that's cool.

SPEAKER_03 44:06

It needs that 380 inch Caly that came out with.

SPEAKER_07 44:09

Thank you, Sydney. Oh, yeah, that's kick ass. Yeah, but still, if you guys need turbos. Yeah. Whatever. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. So. Yeah. I got I got two or three guys that are outside right now that can do all that stuff by hand and they're immaculate at their craft. Oh, yeah. They're badass. Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_06 44:29

Um, what else we got, y'all? What else we want to talk about?

SPEAKER_01 44:32

I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 44:32

I mean, we're at 45 minutes. It's close enough to an hour.

SPEAKER_01 44:35

Hell yeah. Stop breaking my car, Brian.

SPEAKER_06 44:37

Man, look, dude. I wish I could take I wish I could take it's the cold groves.

SPEAKER_03 44:42

There are still registration spots open for the hot rod tour of Texas. I bet there are. The last Thursday of April.

SPEAKER_06 44:47

There's too risky in my blood. I'd love to do it.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

If I can drive my car for more than five miles. Well, quit breaking shit.

SPEAKER_06 44:54

Quit going to cars and coffee.

SPEAKER_01 44:56

Cars and coffee. Now the fucking Ford Garage. That's what happens when you take a Chevy to the Ford Garage.

SPEAKER_06 45:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:02

4.7.

SPEAKER_06 45:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:03

I swear I thought it got bombed, man. That was a good thing.

SPEAKER_06 45:05

I was talking to him and Paul got it because he's a business owner and he knows how it feels when you're you just know you're on your way to a call or something, and you you know there's something wrong or there's a problem, and you just know that it's something that you or your people did. And then when you find out that it's not, you're like, Yeah. So he knew how I felt Sunday. He called me Sunday, man. Oh, Bart. He called me Sunday, and he was like, blah blah blah. And Paul gets a little fired up. Yeah. Paul Paul gets fired up.

SPEAKER_04 45:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 45:34

And I was like, man, it was Emma's birthday. And I was like, look, dude, I got four hours. What do you need me to do? Before I have to go to dinner for my daughter's birthday, I got four hours. What do I need to do? So I met him up here. Record drops it off. Me and Clayton came up and move cars out of the way so we could put it straight on the lift, right? And we get it up in the air, and I'm looking and I can't see. So I'm like, Paul, give me another light. So we had three flashlights up there, and I could finally see what was going on. And when I saw what was wrong and it wasn't us, I was like, I was like, I feel bad for Paul, but hey, Paul, look.

SPEAKER_01 46:00

And he could probably see like missiles shooting out of my fucking eye that's going right directed towards him.

SPEAKER_06 46:04

I was like, but you knew how I felt.

SPEAKER_01 46:06

No, I get it. You knew how I felt, man.

SPEAKER_06 46:09

Who am I going to have to fucking chew out? And how much is this going to cost me this time? Right. You know, because when you're going through one of these builds like this, when it's a brand new, fresh build, there's so many things that they're going to fail and things are going to come apart. Things are going to work loose. And so, as the owner of the company, I'm always going to fix them and I'm not going to charge you. Right? Unless there's some parts or something. You know what I mean? But like, I'm not going to charge you for the labor if it's a car that we built when it's a brand new build like your car. Your car is literally a new car.

SPEAKER_04 46:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 46:34

Right. And so I'm always I'm never going to charge you for that. So when that was something, I was like, God damn, we're finally going to get paid for this.

SPEAKER_01 46:40

And I was like, God damn, I got to pay for something.

SPEAKER_07 46:44

So what's left? The diff?

SPEAKER_01 46:46

No, dude.

SPEAKER_07 46:48

Is that new? That's a brand new curry, bro.

SPEAKER_01 46:49

That's a curry nine-inch set track.

SPEAKER_07 46:51

No fucking shit. You're you're ironing that thing out. Good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 46:55

And it's I mean, it's 370 gears, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 46:57

It is 370.

SPEAKER_06 46:58

Yeah, just because you need to know.

SPEAKER_01 46:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 47:00

I had to find out for the speedometer thing that I forgot to do.

SPEAKER_01 47:02

Well, I forgot too, man. I ordered that thing like a year ago.

SPEAKER_06 47:05

What? You look at the speedometer?

SPEAKER_01 47:07

No, I don't. I mean, I just it's cool to see it move.

SPEAKER_06 47:11

Well, with this I do because I drive it. 700 R4 takes a really big speedometer housing. Right. Um, and a 200 R4 takes one about the size of a quarter. Oof. And uh I forgot. We were going through, and when we were talking about all the parts that I needed to order for him with the transmission, I kept telling him, I'm like, dude, I'm forgetting something, but I don't know what it is. I'm forgetting something. And that was Dax walked in this morning and goes, Hey man, speedometer is not gonna work. I went, oh shit, that's what it was. That's that was it. I called Paul. I was like, hey.

SPEAKER_07 47:38

Hey, buddy.

SPEAKER_06 47:38

He goes, How many hundreds is it gonna cost? I was like, one. And it was two. It wasn't two. I forgot you needed a dipstick tube. Two. Yeah. Just round it, round it a little higher.

SPEAKER_01 47:47

I will never, I'm just gonna bring that up every single damn time. Let's not worry about anything else.

SPEAKER_06 47:51

I'm sure you are.

SPEAKER_01 47:52

And then when I got the when I paid it and I get the receipt and it's a text message, and I just have to like thumb through and I find all the receipts because they're all going from that same text message today.

SPEAKER_05 48:02

It's like fucking bro, man. Yeah, you should delete that chat.

SPEAKER_01 48:05

Yeah, you should delete that chat.

SPEAKER_07 48:08

I got it on record. Just delete the chat. You'll feel better. No, no, no. Fuck stop, he goes, listen, motherfucker. You listen to me. I know. You see this, you son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_01 48:20

You know what? That's a great idea. I'm gonna keep it in a folder. And then every time he says some shit, I'm just gonna text them like the pages.

SPEAKER_07 48:26

No, just get make one of those drop boxes. Just send it to him and be like, hey, you got a drop box motherfucker. Hold on.

SPEAKER_06 48:34

Before we depart from this episode, let me also bring up the time before Sunday, which was Saturday. Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 48:42

Yeah, you mean the 24 hours before?

SPEAKER_06 48:45

It wasn't even.

SPEAKER_01 48:49

My old lady's like, that car's a fucking hazard.

SPEAKER_06 48:51

But to be fair, yeah. I warranted labor that another electronic shop did on his exhaust cutouts, and I didn't charge him for us to fix them. So just to be fair, right? Yeah. See?

SPEAKER_01 49:04

That's I mean, that is true. See, there was there is a gray area there, and that was really nice of him to do that. But I feel like, you know, it also just here's a little innocent plug. When you're an advertiser, you can get away with shit.

SPEAKER_06 49:19

Bam. Bam. Absolutely right. Bam. I do hook up my advertisers. Hell yeah. Advertisers get$50 an hour off labor. Awesome. So yeah. Except for Paul. Except for Paul.

SPEAKER_01 49:31

That's just Paul.

SPEAKER_06 49:32

That goes to my tissue for the bigger. Just keeps breaking shit and comes back.

SPEAKER_01 49:34

Apparently now he makes it up.

SPEAKER_06 49:38

Now that special labor line that's more expensive than the rest of them. Oh yeah. Now it says labor Corvette slash El Camino. Yeah. Oh damn.

SPEAKER_01 49:45

I should like get a discount for all the flags about the freaking black wheels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You put the Mexican flag on my tailgate.

SPEAKER_05 49:54

I did put a Mexican flag on your tailgate.

SPEAKER_01 49:56

But just in all fairness, when he put that thing up about like your car on a t-shirt, I freaking screenshotted the transmission and said you should put that on the damn.

SPEAKER_07 50:05

Dude, you should have done. You should have done the El Camino with the Mexican flag first t-shirt. I'm down, dude. Somewhere in the shops of Mexico. Fucking old English, dude, like lowrider style. Somewhere in the shops of Mexico. Oh, dude, send me that picture.

SPEAKER_06 50:21

I'm gonna make one. That would have been fucking hilarious. Well, I'll tell you what, uh, with this being the very first hometown hangout, I want to get outside and see everybody. Yeah. And uh hang out and whatnot, shake hands and thank folks for coming. And like big titties? Or so I was uh it was a little yeah, I guess we could do it that way. That was a little too premature? Yeah, it was yeah. Immature. So you can do premature ejaculation instead of big titties. Oh there you go. Thank you. As always, be sure to like, follow, and share the Ryland Strong Network. We always put the Ryland Strong Network right after Jimmy says big titties. But anyway, yeah go to RylandStrongnetwork.org and find out what all you can do to help them out with their cause and to raise awareness for pediatric cancer research. Shout out to the following Rev Limit Off Road, Blue Ridge, Texas. Go let Ryan Christenberry polish your rear end. Low income clothing. Shout out to Kelly Bromagen. He's got new shirts dropping all the motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_07 51:14

And he's got limited hats right now that say daddy on him. That's fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_06 51:19

Thanks to uh Jeremy Bissell and Dave Edmonds, Hazelwood Hot Rods. Be sure to uh follow the Hazelwood Hot Rods build-off series and watch us get our asses handed to us because we're doing a$3 tea bucket.

SPEAKER_00 51:28

Yeah, we got new shirts on our website as well.

SPEAKER_06 51:31

He's out there walking around right now. I guess he's still here. Randy Silva from R3 Heating and Air Conditioning, Love It or Lose It Tattoo and Body Spa, Integrated Lifestyles. Thanks, Paul. Thanks for having me guys. Texas Legends Barber Shop located at uh Love It or Lose It Tattoo, as is Lunaris Body Piercing Studio. And uh one of our very favorites around here because who doesn't love a good hand job? Hand job soap, we've got it in stock. Come buy it. We have it, and we have hand job wipes, which is always good. We should just take some of those down to like Harry Hines. Hand job wipes. We have hand job wipes.

SPEAKER_07 52:03

I mean, I've got it, I've got some in the bathroom. And they don't look like crust. Dude, like literally, man. If you think about it. You wipe your ass with hand job wipes. You have to. If you flip it to the soft side, the scrub side, it doesn't slip off your butt. I'll be damned.

SPEAKER_06 52:15

Shout out to Chase Me Films, Wicked Clover Tattoo in Dublin, Texas. Double R Electric, thanks to them. And like I said before, make sure you're following uh the 2026 Dragon Destroy Showdown 2.0. Yeah. It's gonna be September 26th at the OC and Fourny. Yep, we'll be part of that too. Yeah, Bonsai Cruisers DFW is putting that on along with Hometown Hot Rodder, Hazelwood Hot Rods, and Cars and Coffee Rockwall. Um I'll be emceeing that one too. I'm only doing like 19 shows this year. So if you do want me to step into one, let me know. Yeah. You don't want to do 60? No, I'm not doing 60. There's not there's still enough time in the year. That was fucking terrible.

SPEAKER_07 52:52

But I might be easier this year. I'm not fat. It might be. I was fat last year. Just wait a couple days, see how you do in the heat. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm telling you, once I lost all this weight and all that, I'm a bitch in the fucking winter, a bitch in the fucking summer. And there's guys out there that can vouch I'm a bitch at fucking work because I'm fucking freezing.

SPEAKER_06 53:08

I told myself I'd get better about this, about pushing my retail game a little bit. Don't forget that we're a dealer for Adams Polishes, which Jeremy is a big supporter of. VP Racing Fuels, Nitrous Express, and Job Soap and Hamsoil. Damn it. Um go to Roddenstyle.com, buy some merchandise. Uh we need it. Uh YouTube, subscribe to Roddenstyle TV. And um working on Roddenstyle Radio to get all that shit fingered out. Hell yeah. Um be some videos coming up pretty soon of the back of the break room bucket build going on Roddenstyle TV. Oh yeah. Uh but also for now until we get it all merged over, go to hometownhotrodder.net and buy a shirt or a hoodie or something because we don't sell enough of them, and I'm gonna just delete it if I need to.

SPEAKER_00 53:47

Yeah, Mike's gonna come out Saturday to my house and put stripes on the Mustang. Right on.

SPEAKER_06 53:51

Yeah. Absolutely. Well, um That's all I got. Y'all got anything else? Nope. Anything? Dave? Anything? Tyson?

SPEAKER_02 53:59

Nope. Wow. That note.

SPEAKER_07 54:02

Yeah, that was fucking sweet. Yeah, it'll pick up too, I promise. Oh, dude. Heat rises, bro. Come on. Right on. All right. Well, we out of here. Don't rape each other. Or do. Bye. Later.