Hometown Hot Rodder - Belly Blisters.....

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:11

Big mama making a comeback.

SPEAKER_05 0:14

Not backed up though. Yeah. Huh?

SPEAKER_04 0:19

We don't care if you're here because you want to be here because you love to play with one of your buddies. We're just glad you're here. Nobody will tell whether they're here or not. Whatever.

SPEAKER_05 0:32

I wonder, can they just connect it out there?

SPEAKER_04 0:34

I don't know. No, they cannot. I don't know. I think the number they're doing up to. You know what broke here?

SPEAKER_05 0:40

Yeah. Nice. That's a lot. Yeah, I was gonna say. Yeah. It's too early in the week. Uh anyway.

SPEAKER_04 0:50

It's gonna be a good one tonight. Yeah, it is. Welcome to the hometown hangout version three. Flight. Yeah. And uh, yeah, that's how it's gonna go tonight. Anyway, what up, bitches? What up, motherfucker? Nuddin. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the okayest show on the internet, the hometown hot rudder podcast. What the fuck? It's me, Brian, Yimmy, T. Wyson, and a return of Guido. The return. Uncle Tony. Uncle Tony. How are you doing? Uncle Tony. Um the sausage man himself. Back from the sausage episode of like, what was that? Next, like 35? 32.

SPEAKER_05 1:28

30 something. 132, if you want to get technical. Yeah, 132 if we're cool. Rard? Rod.

SPEAKER_04 1:33

Our lies. Anyway, uh, welcome to the show, Marshall Berman. What's up, buddy? How you guys doing? How you doing?

SPEAKER_05 1:41

You gotta put it on your mouth.

SPEAKER_04 1:42

Yeah. Oh, I got to. Yeah, these are new ones. Yeah, you gotta actually sit on these. These actually they're they work well. Nice. Yeah, when you turn them up, you can hear everybody. Yeah. Yeah, you have to yeah, so we have to keep them turned down, so you have to get closer to them and blah di blah di blah. Because they work so well that you can pick up everybody in them.

SPEAKER_06 1:59

Like if you guys wanted to do an OG episode, you could just set one in the middle of the table and then yell at it. Oh, dude.

SPEAKER_05 2:05

We could do it one of these days. We should.

SPEAKER_01 2:07

That actually sounds fun. Let's turn it up.

SPEAKER_05 2:09

Yeah. Like do the the zero, episode zero.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:13

Well, it's on purpose or not, you're listening to Up to Hot Rodder, Brian Jimmy.

SPEAKER_05 2:21

Ready? Uh-huh. Hell yeah. You're now free to move about the podcast.

SPEAKER_04 2:27

Boom.

SPEAKER_03 2:28

Boom.

SPEAKER_04 2:29

So when we have a book, when we first started learning how to do special effects, we found one and it sounded like the little dinger thing on Southwest Airlines. Just boom. And we're like, you're now free to move about the podcast. Yeah. You're now free to move about the internet. Wow, we did some stupid shit.

SPEAKER_05 2:45

Jimmy's got the poops or not poops. No. Jimmy's got the unpoops. No, I've got the gastritis and all that. So so apparently my stomach's not creating enough acid to digest, so it's just cramming it in my intestines. Okay. So I looked at the doctor to do that. But not like the good acid. No. No, if it was that case, I probably would already dug it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But uh, but the doctor looks at me and he's like, so like you're not digesting, like you have like a callus on the lower part of your stomach, so you're not digesting whatever, whatever. And I'm like, that's some that's some shit. And he's like, not really, not really. But I'm like, so I need to chew my food better? And he goes, That would help. For starters, you must not be a guy that chews his food up real good. I'm like, no.

SPEAKER_00 3:28

Fabio, what's up, baby?

SPEAKER_04 3:31

Um, yeah, so you got a belly blister.

SPEAKER_05 3:34

Yeah, so now I'm now my stomach is so jacked up I gotta I gotta drink that shit that they give you for polinospice.

SPEAKER_04 3:42

Basically what you're saying is I just can't go balls deep anymore.

SPEAKER_05 3:44

Oh, dude. I mean, unless you want force back at you.

SPEAKER_04 3:47

Yeah. By the way, my vision's changed again.

SPEAKER_05 3:50

Yeah?

SPEAKER_04 3:50

Those aren't my prescription glasses. Those are all the way down to 2.0 readers. Yeah. I don't know. I can see things now.

SPEAKER_05 3:59

Are your other ones strong now?

SPEAKER_04 4:01

Uh I can't yeah, I can't see shit with them.

SPEAKER_05 4:04

Hmm.

SPEAKER_04 4:05

My vision went better. I don't know. I can read all the shit in here.

SPEAKER_05 4:10

Maybe I just need to get sick and you get better. You're a little blurry, but Marshall's not.

SPEAKER_04 4:13

Tyson's a little fa little fuzzy, but I can read the microphones now. I I don't know. I can read all this shit right here. I I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 4:21

I mean, I notice I can see a little better right now, but it maybe I just quit drinking Mountain Dew.

SPEAKER_04 4:26

Who knows? I thought they were lying when they said start drinking semen.

SPEAKER_05 4:29

Huh. It makes me gag though. That's how I know I'm not gay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 4:33

I tried that shit one time and almost threw up.

SPEAKER_05 4:37

What was that? Was that uh uh this guy Jack Jackson looked at me he said that one time. He's like he's like, you know how I know I'm not gay? I'm like, how? He goes, semen makes me gag. Yeah. I'm like, what the fuck? That was the first time I ever met him in the in the changing room. Too softy for all y'all. Yeah, no, no. And then this is the fuck part, okay? So then, like 10 years down the road, we're at this like wedding reception for one of the coworkers, and we're all talking, and his wife and him are talking to me and Becca, we were dating at the time, yeah, and they're talking. And all of a sudden, I'm like, man, they sure are like easing over here. And my other boss, he grabs me and he's like, Hey, you know all those jokes he does? And I'm like, Yeah, he goes, He's not joking. I'm like, hold on, what? He goes, Yeah, they go to the bars and they pick up man or woman and they go home and oh, and I'm like, oh, oh like like semen does make him gag. Oh, he really knows. Like he knows, like he gargled everything. Like, nope, not my thing, but come here, little boy. Yeah. I was like, wow. Is that not crazy?

SPEAKER_04 5:41

Tyson, can you gargle on command? Can we teach you? No. Oh you sure? Okay. Uh like only when I snore. So this past weekend, yeah. Uh we had the crews in for cancer. First annual. That was Saturday. Yes. At Roy City High School for the 9474 Foundation. Dude, that was that was cold. It was chilly. But it I I I loved it. 297 mile an hour winds. Yeah. Uh, four little drizzle patches. It rained four times. Yep. Um so it wasn't the most ideal audience for a car show. No. But the turnout. 37 vehicles and I think almost three grand. Yeah. Burp.

SPEAKER_05 6:24

Marshall wasn't there.

SPEAKER_04 6:25

Marshall wasn't there.

SPEAKER_05 6:26

Sorry. I mute him. Anyway, Marshall, thanks for coming by. Yeah. Get out. Get out. I'm sorry. Um show was good. I I dug it. I know. I know I made a lot of people jealous that I found my coveralls in the back of the. Yeah, Jimmy is fucking freezing.

SPEAKER_04 6:47

Like, we got there way before y'all did. It's still darkish and it's cold as balls. And Jimmy walks off, and I'm like, cool. I was doing mic check with the deal and all that and making sure everything worked at MC or whatever. And I look up and he's walking towards me. He's like, I felt my coveralls. I was like, fuck you, man. I hope you fart in them and it stinks. I hope you fart in them and it goes right in your mouth. Um, but it was chilly. It was amazing to fart in it. I was so wishing I was still fat. Dude, you're who are you telling? Man, I was like, bro, I'd love to have that 65 pounds back. Yeah. It was cold.

SPEAKER_05 7:19

It was. Dude, it I I functioned way better the better when I was a fat ass.

SPEAKER_04 7:25

I didn't move around as well.

SPEAKER_05 7:27

No, that's fine. You can roll everywhere.

SPEAKER_04 7:28

And it's really nice to be able to drive these cars now that I couldn't drive when I was a lardass.

SPEAKER_05 7:32

Oh, where you can't get your belly under the steering wheels? Yeah. Oof. Yeah, it was a bitch.

SPEAKER_01 7:35

I wonder how you fit. That's shopped up now.

SPEAKER_05 7:37

Like you just I probably fit in the shop truck great now. Like you just put it, you just put one of your hernias on it and flex it back and forth. Just steer it with my nuts. Steer it, yeah, steer it with your nuts. Those are my rudders. Yeah, yeah. If your belly won't stick on it, can you imagine what your nuts would feel like? Yeah. Yeah, it's gross.

SPEAKER_04 7:53

But um the show was good, man. Uh good feedback. Right. Nobody hated it. Uh nobody hated the judging. No.

SPEAKER_06 8:01

Um at least I didn't say so in person.

SPEAKER_04 8:03

They would have. They would have bitched and complained, I promise. Yeah. Um car show guys are almost as fickle as drag race guys. Uh, no offense, Chad. I know you're out there. Yeah, we would have heard all about it. Uh all the offense, Chad. They would have they would have said something. You know what I mean? Um, Marshall, we did four categories. Uh scale of one to ten and added them up that way for the top 40. Nice, nice. And for the best of's. Highest scores got best of's. Uh Fabio's here, his truck, his 54 Ford truck got best of everything. Uh doesn't surprise me. The truck is gorgeous. It won a top 40, it won best truck, and it won best of show. Yeah. Um, so categories were curb appeal. So when you walk out and you see one, you're like, damn, right? What what was the damn factor? Right. Right? Uh best interior, or I'm sorry, interior, paint, and then attention to detail. And people were like, You're not gonna do engine? I'm like, no. Because they all have a small block Chevrolet or an LS in them. Except for David Turner, who's out here at the hangout right now with his inline six-cylinder. But they're all the same for the most part. So best engine is very subjective, and maybe one judge loves chrome and one judge can't stand chrome. Maybe one judge loves if you armor all your radiator hoses and the other judge knows that the shit's gonna turn brown in two days. So what what justifies best engine or best engine compartment? But attention to detail is bumper to bumper.

SPEAKER_01 9:29

And that takes care of the motor.

SPEAKER_04 9:30

And that takes care of the motor, and it allows you to have motorcycles in the show without having to have motorcycle categories.

SPEAKER_01 9:36

Which works.

SPEAKER_04 9:37

Because everything on those in there, including best interior, because they've got seats and shit, it all matters. Yep. Right? Exactly. Um, unfortunately, we only had one motorcycle brave enough to take the weather on it. It was Kevin McDaniel from Bonsai Cruiser. Yeah, he did. So he won best of. So he won best of.

SPEAKER_05 9:53

Um it's cold as balls out there. That dude's in a t-shirt and a vest.

SPEAKER_04 9:57

So he gets extra points just for showing up on the flight. I'm not gonna say who, but he was ready to fight somebody for me if I wanted him to, because he's he's our sergeant at arms for Bonsai. Yeah. And I was like, no, no, no, calm down. Calm down, you big fucking bastard. Relax. Not now. Shout out to the guys from Bonsai that showed up. Yes. Uh Mike showed up, Kevin showed up, Corey showed up, uh, Brian, who's a brand new member, and Charles, who's the second newest member, all showed up. And then you had me and Clayton. Yeah. And welcome to Bonsai Cruisers, Paul Lopez. Nice. Paul Lopez is now a petitioning member for Bonsai Cruiser. Nice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:31

That's very cool.

SPEAKER_04 10:32

That way he can't yell at me when the Alcamino fucks off. Yeah, he can. Yeah. Uh I'm happy to report. Yes. The Alcamino's made three pretty lengthy trips. Fuck yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. I don't have anything cool, so whatever. Or no more. I'm really happy it's running really great.

SPEAKER_00 10:55

Just kidding.

SPEAKER_05 10:59

In the back of it.

SPEAKER_04 11:00

Paul, I'm just the Mexican flag, right? Paul's, yeah. So check this out. So for those that please tell me you're gonna make a t-shirt. So for those that don't know, Paul's Cuban. Yes. We call him our our local, our our uh our what do we call him?

SPEAKER_06 11:14

Resident Mexican. Resident Mexican.

SPEAKER_04 11:15

Yeah, we call it well. Thank you, Tyson. At one point we were working with El Camino, and and I when ChatGPT first came out a while back, and I put a Mexican flag, I had Chat GPT do a Mexican flag on the tailgate of his El Camino. And I sent him a picture and I was like, hey man, the vinyl guy wants to know if this looks straight enough for you before he seals it. And he's like, You son of a bitch. I'm like, I'm just playing, it's fake. But anyway, so Mike introduces him into the group for Bonsai Saturday or Sunday, right? And uh I was like, for those that don't know what Paul's El Camino looks like, and I put a picture of the Mexican flag. Nice. That was the only picture was the back of the El Camino with the bags. You said Sunday. Sunday was when Mike introduced him to the Bonsai group.

SPEAKER_05 11:52

How was Sunday? What did you Sunday? Wasn't the Leonard thing this Sunday? No, Leonard's coming up. Oh, for some reason I thought it was this Sunday. I felt like an asshole. Saturday, May 6th.

SPEAKER_06 12:02

You did something else on Saturday, though.

SPEAKER_05 12:04

Sunday?

SPEAKER_04 12:05

Oh, Saturday we went to Tacos and Tell Lights.

SPEAKER_05 12:07

Oh, did you? Yeah, it was fucking dope. And that was what I wanted. I told Kelly I got home and I'm like, oh. She goes, Do you have something tomorrow? I'm like, no, I've got something like right now. Tacos and Tail Lights was rad.

SPEAKER_04 12:17

And I was like, but I'm cold. It was amazing. And the wind died down after the sun went on. I'm sure it did. Um Daniel from Texas Legends Barbershop was the MC. Nice. Yeah. He's like, we get to see each other. Both of us are out of our element. I'm like, I'm in my element. Yeah. He put me on the microphone. Hell yeah. Like, it was fun. Hell yeah. And I like, I didn't even have to speak Spanish. What? He translated? Nah, I think they just ignored me. I drove uh Clay Smith 36 all the way to Garland. Yeah. So check this out. Bro. Okay. So last week, Friday, matter of fact, it was Friday. Front left caliper sticking on the car. I mean, I'm talking about sticking bad enough as smoking.

SPEAKER_05 12:58

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04 12:59

So we put brand new calipers and hoses on it Friday. Thing and they're swole up. So thinking the caliper was locking up. Yeah. So we put it on there, bled the brakes a lot. Tyson squirted himself in the face and in the shirt and everywhere else. He could squirt himself with brake fluid. Oh, with brake fluid. He threw a temper tantrum. Um he threw a Brian temper tantrum. Yep. Through his glasses.

SPEAKER_05 13:18

That's what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_04 13:18

Yeah, he looked like me. I can't see shit. That's what I looked like at 26.

SPEAKER_05 13:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 13:22

Yeah. Who'd be by the way? This Saturday, Tyson will be 26. Damn. Have you earned your early birthday, bro? Thanks. Um, you look 40. Um his mama's just come here, whip my ass. I'm just kidding, Jen. Um, but anyway, so we bled him. I test drove it. It was amazing. I drove it to the show Saturday. You followed me. Yeah. It was amazing. Yeah. Uh I have driven it home three times, no fucking problems. Drove it all the way to tacos and taillights, no problems. Pulled out of cabana onto Broadway. They were all videoing, so got on a little bit, car went sideways, hauled ass, the car's fast.

SPEAKER_05 13:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 13:58

But then also 70, 75 miles an hour down the highway, 2,000 RPMs, motherfucker just cruises. Yesterday, take it down the road to get something to drink, coming back, brake caliper sticks.

SPEAKER_05 14:09

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 14:10

So today we put it up on the rack. Dude. It it looks like we did the brake lines when we were 12. Oh, it's horrible. For one, there's a whole brake line that's not connected to anything on either end. They just left it in the car.

SPEAKER_05 14:24

Yeah, that's yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:25

So go off the back, there's a union that's been leaking because it was sitting on top of the frame where they could have just bent the metal line up and got it off the frame. Right. But it's been leaking. There's a residual valve at the back, which is fine. You only need one on the back brakes because you've got one line going to the back, put a residual line, and then it goes off to the T and it holds X amount of PSI at the residual valve until you hit the brakes. Right? Well, on the front, when you do disc brakes, you want one on each wheel.

SPEAKER_05 14:50

Right.

SPEAKER_04 14:51

Okay. So there's one line coming out of the proportionate valve running all the way up because everything's underneath the car. Brake cylinder, master cylinder brake booster tall under the car.

SPEAKER_05 14:59

Right.

SPEAKER_04 15:01

It's the line comes through, there's a residual valve, it goes down, it goes to a T. Right? One residual valve goes to the T. And then that T goes to the passenger side wheel. With a plug-in on the other side. With a plug-in on the other side. Then there's another line coming out of the proportioning valve that just goes directly to the driver's side with no proportioning valve. There's Tamara and Delaney. Hi Laney. Hi. At a girl. So one proportioning valve going to the brake line that's going to the passenger wheel. Okay. Before the T. Okay. And then no residual valve going to the driver's side wheel. And one side capped off, too. And everything's leaking. Everything. There's leaks at every vid, every union, every everything.

SPEAKER_05 15:46

So everything was sticking, is what you're telling me.

SPEAKER_04 15:48

So now we're going to redo all the brake lines, residual valves.

SPEAKER_05 15:52

I mean it it's the only way to go.

SPEAKER_04 15:54

New proportioning valve. Yeah. We're fixing it all. And then I was like, God dang it, man. So I called him. I was like, Clay, I need you to come up here. Yeah. I was like, because the last thing he knew, it was stopping perfect because it was. Yeah. Like I put a hundred miles on it and it stopped perfect. Right. And then just all of a sudden yesterday, started sticking again. So good chance there's, you know, trashing it or something. Oh yeah. But he's looking and looking and looking. He's like, I was like, he goes, How long is this going to take? And I was like, well, figure a couple hours to take everything out. Six, eight hours, put it all back together with new lines. Yeah. I was like, you're looking at ten or twelve hours, man. Yeah. And he was so fucking upset. Not at us. No, no, no. He was actually happy that we called him to look at it and check it out and see it. And I was like, look, man, I wasn't going to call you and tell you that I found a brake problem just so that it didn't look like we were just trying to get more money out of it. Yeah, yeah. I was like, I wanted you to see it. Not to mention there's some leaks that shouldn't be there in a car that's got no miles on it. Yeah, no, no. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_05 16:52

Allegedly. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_04 16:53

Yeah. Wow. Um, so whatever. Still the most amazing car on the planet. I tried every wait, Brooks here. It's kind of like a SEMA car, huh? I tried everything in the world to get him to sell me that car today.

SPEAKER_05 17:05

Nice. Nice. Like I won't even charge you for the labor for the brakes. I literally told him after you pay for the labor on the brakes.

SPEAKER_04 17:12

No, just kidding. I offered him what he had in the car. Um, what I tell him,$1,000 a week and free labor on his other cars for life. Damn. He didn't, he wouldn't take it. He didn't. So I tried to pay him. Yeah. He wouldn't take it. Because I don't know that I'll be alive that long.

SPEAKER_05 17:32

We can try.

SPEAKER_04 17:33

I was like, well, I mean, I'll pay your wife.

SPEAKER_06 17:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:35

I mean, whatever. Um, he he wasn't interested.

SPEAKER_06 17:38

No. How are you gonna know if I keep paying her or not?

SPEAKER_04 17:40

He goes, I've never driven it. And I said, then you won't fucking miss it.

SPEAKER_05 17:43

Yeah. It ain't got no brakes now. It didn't work. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:48

I just don't want to fix the fender when I get it I'm offering you all this money and don't even have fucking brakes. It didn't work. No. That's my dream car.

SPEAKER_05 17:57

What would you do Sunday?

SPEAKER_04 17:59

Me and Brooke went and looked at houses.

SPEAKER_05 18:00

Yeah. Yeah. Like moving houses? Yeah. Really? Mm-hmm. Okay. Smaller? No. Oh. No. Who are you talking about? I figured you're getting- I'm just the kids are getting older. I said the same shit. Like I thought maybe you guys are moving back to Birch. Nah.

unknown 18:16

No.

SPEAKER_05 18:17

We went and checked out.

SPEAKER_04 18:18

It was in Maybank, but it was just to look at the house. God bless America. It was an hour. It was just to look at the builder. Gotcha. Check out the houses. Right. And the builder is ridiculously reasonable, honestly. Oh wow. I mean, really, really reasonable. Um custom built home for between$290 and$350. Yeah. Yeah. God damn. So, but the idea was to look for a couple of acres straight east of here, like Emory, gotcha. Quitman, Miniola, straight east of here an hour or so. Yeah. But we wanted to see the builder.

SPEAKER_05 18:55

Deeper deeper to where it's not going to populate near as quicker. Correct. Okay. And I love East Texas.

SPEAKER_04 19:01

I know for a fact Clayton's going to move to East Texas as soon as he can afford to move out.

SPEAKER_05 19:06

See, my problem is is I made I never made it East Texas, he'll never move out. Like I've never made it past the bridge until you moved out here. Right. Well, fuck, dude. Now I'm going to have to figure out East Texas.

SPEAKER_04 19:17

45 minutes to an hour east of here, and I I just that's what I want to do. Yeah. That's what I want to do. It is what it is. Um I don't know that I've completely got Brooke talked into it. But I'm trying. Yeah. Um I found some uh lots that basically back up to whatever Lakes and Quitman. Is that fork? I don't I don't know. I think it's fork. I think Quitman's on fork.

SPEAKER_05 19:42

I'd my favorite pastime wasn't to go drive through country roads.

SPEAKER_04 19:45

Um uh and they were cheap and they were owner finance and she really didn't say anything, so I'm assuming that's a Yeah, yeah. Babe, look at this place. Yeah. Well we either move or you start.

SPEAKER_05 20:04

Oh. Anyway. And she's like, yeah, show me the um but uh I'm really proud of myself that I remember what buttons or what buttons. So that was Sunday. Okay, yeah. Yeah, that's all we did. I had no eventful things on Sunday other than my grandson dragging his scooters handlebars down the side of my car and gouging the paint out and laughing about it the whole time he was doing it. Yeah, I love kids. Yeah. I'm like, you love him more, you better grab him.

SPEAKER_04 20:35

Yeah. Um, but yeah, cruising for cancer, I'm proud of it. Thank you so much to everybody that showed up. Thank you. Hazelwood Hot Rods, bro. Always I mean in force. Um Jeremy has built one kick-ass club out of Hazelwood Hot Rods. And Dave Edmonds, if Dave, if you're here, badass job with the DFW chapter of Hazelwood Hot Rods. Hell yeah. Um we're gonna have to get a wheelchair van pretty soon just to haul everybody to the Hazelwood meets.

SPEAKER_05 21:05

Bro, I'm gonna need one before you guys. We need a van with a lift gate. I wish I could gain all that weight.

SPEAKER_04 21:11

I'm not saying everybody's getting old, but um They're old. So, real quick housekeeping. Um before the Leonard show. Fluffy. April 26th, yeah, Sunday, 1 p.m. to 5 p.m., the Hometown Hot Rider Seller Show. Yeah, yeah. Um we're getting some traction. Nice. We've got uh James Anthony's 81 Corvette. Uh it's up for sale on there. Nice ass car. Go look at the posts. You can see the post every time I post one of the cars up for sale. Yeah. Um Corey Colgrove selling his F two fifty for like 15 grand. Nice. Um super nice truck, lifted on 35s, deleted. Nice truck. Yeah, it is. Like 15 grand. Uh Joe Maxwell from Hugo, Oklahoma. Uh, we've got his 36 Ford Convertible up for sale, 42.5 or best offer. That's fucking cheap. Wow. That truck, that car is I'm I mean, power windows, power locks, power steering, power brakes, uh shaved doors. Damn it. Uh custom interior. Custom leather interior, uh custom chopped canvas convertible top. Fuel injected. Fuel injected 350 with a 700R4, cruise control. I mean, this car's nice. 425. It's a if you were gonna build that car, it'd be 150 grand to build that car. Yeah. 42.5 are best offer. Damn it. Um what was the other one? Uh oh, Mark Clemens. Thanks, Mark. Thanks, Mark. Selling a car for his buddy. It's a 02 Trans Am convertible.

SPEAKER_05 22:34

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_04 22:35

Um 5'7 automatic, 93,000 miles. Wow. Nice car.

SPEAKER_05 22:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:41

Nice car. Uh, so go check out all those guys. Uh, but the seller show, I feel like it should be picking up faster than it is. Uh I think people still don't get it. Marshall, you tell me what you think.

SPEAKER_01 22:52

Have you paid attention to what the seller show is? I've been watching it. Yeah. It's I think it's a great idea. Um it's pay-to-play, which is awesome. Well, yeah. It's a good way to get people in. Um a very centralized way to sell a specific vehicle that's to a market. Yep. And this is the market. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 23:12

So it works perfectly. Connect buyers and sellers without having to meet somebody at the piggly wiggly, you know. At 11 o'clock at night. Yeah, with a gun. Exactly. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 23:22

Shit, these days it's a fucking racetrack.

SPEAKER_04 23:24

Yeah. Walmart. You don't have to do it. You don't have to deal with one, two, three, four dollars. If you're a buyer, it's here, the price is there, it's on the internet. Um, show up, look around, touch the car, feel the car, listen to the car, smell the car, drive the car, whatever you can do with the seller. You know what I mean? So you're connecting real buyers, real sellers. Um, yeah, there's a$50 registration to sell your car here, but we're promoting it. We're pushing it. We're giving you a place to put it. We're um turning on the lights, turning on the air conditioners, open the doors, open in the bathroom, open the store. Um, there's gonna be people, you know, employees are gonna be here. I gotta pay, maybe. Maybe. Uh but then hey Spencer and Laney. Um, but seller show is gonna be awesome. So I think now that people are starting to sign up, and like now that Corey Colgrove's F 250 is on there, people will realize that it's cars, trucks, bikes, anything, A Ws, and side-by-sides. Okay. Um, bicycles, trikes, I don't care. Hell yeah. Um, so I think I think getting Corey's truck on here and then like the the O2 Trans Am and then some old stuff too, I think it'll start showing people that it's literally anything with wheels.

SPEAKER_01 24:32

And having that good mix of cars will definitely help get people out here to look at it. It'll be like it's almost a car show itself. There's no admission for sale car show.

SPEAKER_04 24:40

Yeah, there's no admission for buyers and sell buyers and spectators. Um, sellers, it's fifty dollars per car. Um so if you're a seller that's got two or three cars, that's fifty bucks per car. But we charge 10% commission to co-sign it or to consign a car. Think about that.

SPEAKER_05 24:54

That's a no-brainer.

SPEAKER_04 24:55

So if you got a$50,000, let's say Joe Maxwell's$36. That's$4,250 that we would charge him to sell that car. Yep. Right, whereas he instead of fifty bucks. Charge fifty bucks and have him here. Right. Right. So I think it's a great idea. Yeah. Um, everybody I've talked to for the most part. There were a couple of dumbasses on the internet that that I'm not paying$50 to go to a car show.

SPEAKER_05 25:17

Well, and you're not gonna show up, you're not gonna show up like Jimmy with a little scooter that's only cost$300.

SPEAKER_04 25:22

There ain't no awards. What kind of car show is that for$50? Well, I I don't have three dollar plaques for the car that sold for the most. Just like a Barrett Jackson.

SPEAKER_01 25:32

Honestly, for$50 you can sell a car for$50,000. Yeah. You're making money. Who's$50? If you sell it for two grand, exactly. It costs you$50 to make$1950. You're you're paying that and dealing with people on the place anyway. Yep. Yeah. I'd rather not have the headache, I'll be in one spot and just done.

SPEAKER_04 25:52

Have to move bash that are bitching about no awards and costing$50, spend more than$50 on fucking scratch offs every morning. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:58

They spend more than not washing their car down and only take it to a car show once a month.

SPEAKER_06 26:01

Yeah, no shit. Or chrome accessories.

SPEAKER_01 26:03

Um that anyway, that's Sunday, April plastic chrome accessories.

SPEAKER_04 26:07

Sunday, April 26th, one to five seller show. Keep paying attention to Hometown Hot Rodder. It's gonna be freaking cool. Hell yeah. Um, you're an idiot if you're selling a car and you don't think it's a good idea. Yeah, you're a dumbass. Uh, you let us go to work for you. The sooner you sign up, the longer I'll promote it. It's twice a week on social media and once a week right here on the podcast. Plus, it guarantees you a spot out in the parking lot. Yep. It's pretty fucking cool.

SPEAKER_01 26:28

It works.

SPEAKER_04 26:30

Now, I'm super, super stoked for Saturday, May 2nd. Okay. It is the uh Leonard Police Department Spring something. I won't be there. Spring Bash. Um Spring Bash. So every year the Leonard Police Department does a motorcycle poker run. Okay. And it's a le this is the 11th year. Um, but they also do a car show. I think they've done it for a few years now. They've done a car show. Um Sparky Say reached out from Gearheads for Christ. She reached out to me and said, Hey, do you want to be a part of this or maybe even take the whole thing over? And I'm like, It's in Leonard? And she goes, Yeah. I was like, I would love to take it over.

SPEAKER_05 27:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:10

A hundred percent. I will take over the car show. It's Hometown Hot Rodder. It's the literally the brainchild of Hometown Hot Rodder.

SPEAKER_05 27:16

The fucking turn around, you see the water tower.

SPEAKER_04 27:18

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And so um she put me in touch with Sergeant Blake and Ship from the Leonard PD. Whoa. Um, yeah. Yeah, I'm I'm chumming up with cops now.

SPEAKER_05 27:28

Are they or do they park with the with the cars? I don't know. Oh. Get out. I have to find out where you guys used to pee in that truck. Oh, hold on. Huh?

SPEAKER_04 27:37

I have a break room bucket update. Break room bucket update. Coming to you live. What'd you do to my car? Good lord. Oh, this kid.

unknown 27:45

Wait.

SPEAKER_04 27:46

It's in pretty good shape, or no. I can't see. Oh, no, it's not. Oh, we might need a motor. You may need to soak it for a while.

unknown 27:58

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:59

Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome.

unknown 28:01

Breaker bucket.

SPEAKER_06 28:02

Producer Clayton, everybody. Son of my bitch.

SPEAKER_05 28:04

Now pull the heads and see how that the top of the piston looks. Just put it some heads. Anyway.

SPEAKER_04 28:09

Anyway, go ahead. So, thanks, Clayton. Yeah, thank you, Clayton. Yeah, I need a now, I need a motor. Hi, Clayton. I got motors. It's just a 305 anyway. We'll just use it for a dummy motor. There you go. Uh we'll just take all the guts out of it and use it for a mock-up. Anyway, whatever. Guess I need a motor.

SPEAKER_06 28:26

You've got one in the barn.

SPEAKER_04 28:27

I do. I got an 80 model 350. I need a driver's side dipstick motor, though. I need to find a 70s block. I'll find one. Anyway. Um.

SPEAKER_05 28:38

You you smell the wheels turning? Yeah. I smell them. Yeah. I also have a 265.

SPEAKER_04 28:45

That'd be cool. Where? In the building? I got a barn. I mean a block.

SPEAKER_06 28:49

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:51

A 1955 265. Oh, wait. The one, the one from your garage. Yeah, the very first year of the small block chevalier. I have one. Yeah. I just don't know if I want to waste it in a bucket. I don't know anyway. We'll figure we'll figure it out. Um put that in the 39. But anyway, I was like, hell yeah, I want to do the car show. Oh, yeah. So uh last night I made a flyer for it, used Lloyd's truck for the flyer. That's all that. Yeah. And I only reason I put myself on the flyer is because it's Leonard and people that I know will know. You know what I mean? Right, right. Just trying to get as many people to come raise money as I can. For the Leonard High School or Leonard Police Department High School Scholarship Fund.

SPEAKER_06 29:23

Nice. He's famous.

SPEAKER_04 29:25

Whoever.

SPEAKER_06 29:25

I know.

SPEAKER_04 29:26

You know, there's A list of the only guy impressed.

SPEAKER_05 29:30

But on my way up.

SPEAKER_04 29:31

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:32

Yeah. Well, you gotta think. I see. I see. You gotta think it's Leonard. All of them are his cousins, though. That's fucked up. Yeah. I don't even know that. It's like a family affair.

SPEAKER_04 29:39

I don't know a single one of those police officers that I that's That's because they moved in. I don't know. I don't know a damn one of them. Everybody show up. Yeah. Um Hazelwood Hot Rods is coming. Hell yeah. Uh I'm MCing it. Uh I was a little rusty Saturday MCing. It was cold, dude. But I was a little rusty. That's the first one of the year. Yeah, that's true. You know what I mean? Yeah. Um you did good. It was alright. You did good. It wasn't bad. September 5th, getting to MC at Strokers Eyes House. Stroker's Dallas. Yeah. That's awesome. Marshall, did you see that? September 5th.

SPEAKER_01 30:13

I did see the Strokers one.

SPEAKER_04 30:14

Yeah. Yeah, that looks pretty cool. I cannot wait to MC on that stage. That's gonna be so cool.

SPEAKER_05 30:19

What about those leg bags that we did on Bro, those were weird. Yeah. And now they told me when I got up it would feel weird.

SPEAKER_04 30:26

I didn't feel weird when I got up. Degree wellness. Dude, that was awesome. Moving to Rockwall. Uh they put us in some compression boots like that went all the way up to your nut sack. Yeah, it was weird. Yeah, I had to take my right nut out of one because it was stuck in there and it blows. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 30:40

Well, you shouldn't have worn them short shorts.

SPEAKER_04 30:42

I'm dead serious. That thing started squeezing my balls. Damn. It was weird. Bro. I didn't know if I wanted to move it out or not.

SPEAKER_05 30:48

Oh, I I get it. I have longer legs. I mean, my balls dip in the water when I sit down, but that's just because you I'm old. You gotta lower the bowl level so you don't feel so old. No, what I do is. Then all your doo-doo sticks up out of the top of the bottom. No, I just weird too. No, I just reach I just I reach around the side of it. I just pull no, I just pull up a little piece of the bubble gum. You know, the the nut sack. Just sit there and fucking. Just hold your balls in your phone. Yeah, why not? Yeah. You know what really sucks is when you realize you did it with your right hand, you're like, fuck.

SPEAKER_04 31:19

What really sucks is when it's early, early morning or whatever, and you gotta keep making sure that it's aiming down because it's it's it's hidden and you piss through the toilet seat.

SPEAKER_05 31:27

Yeah, that's why I pee backwards. So I can watch so I can watch Netflix. That's a great idea. Think about that, dude. It's a whole ass fucking desk. You can eat fucking breakfast.

SPEAKER_04 31:37

But what if you cough and have a blowout part and it goes out the front of the toilet bowl? I'd rather clean up piss or act like I didn't see it.

SPEAKER_05 31:43

Well, the good thing about your wife's still here. No, listen. Oh shit. The good thing about my bathroom is when you when you have the door open, it like covers that whole side of the wall. So all you'd have to do is just open the door all the way. So in those custom houses, do you do you there's bathrooms everywhere? Do you guys shit with the door closed? Pulled two.

SPEAKER_04 32:02

Like, do you guys like For some reason I don't shut it all the way, but my shutter closet's really small. No, I know.

SPEAKER_05 32:08

I know that.

SPEAKER_04 32:08

My shitter closet's like almost uncomfortably small.

SPEAKER_05 32:10

So the what I'm getting.

SPEAKER_04 32:11

I can do this and hit both elbows on the wall.

SPEAKER_05 32:13

Yeah, no, like we we've got a a little a little shitter closet, but like one of us could be getting ready, and I mean we're both taking massive shit. Like we got a spray. Yeah. And we're having full ass conversations, making eye contact. The um the custom houses that we went and looked at.

SPEAKER_04 32:29

Yeah. They got pretty big shitter closets.

SPEAKER_05 32:31

Dude, please tell me they got like Jack and no Jack and Jill ones that they face each other. You can just leave the doors open and stare at each other while you poop.

SPEAKER_04 32:38

Oh, that's gonna stink. Oh. Yeah, it was hot. Like temperature hot. Well, not sexy hot. Well, don't rape each other. It smells like you did. That you won't rape me. I know how to go to prison.

SPEAKER_05 32:51

Bro, my shit's locked up, so it might be a little you'd be hitting bottom quick.

SPEAKER_04 32:55

Um can't talk about that story. I'll have to tell you that off air. Tyson knows about it, but I can't tell you on air. Okay. We got a visit from anyway, I'll talk to you about it later. Okay. I can't I don't know if this person listens or not.

SPEAKER_01 33:10

Or out there.

SPEAKER_04 33:11

Yeah, whatever. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 33:13

Um what he's saying is later with some sausage.

SPEAKER_04 33:16

Yeah. So I didn't listen yet, but I heard that on last night's episode of Behind the Decks with DJ Mays, Jason was talking about uh they talked about Mini Trucking Magazine coming back again. Nice. Uh somebody's buying it again. Um good luck, because print media is a tough motherfucker to figure out because I've been trying to figure it out and I haven't figured it out yet. So good luck with that deal. But bye, babe, I love you. Now I can talk about peeing on the floor again.

SPEAKER_05 33:43

Oh yeah, shit out the front. Pooping out the front.

SPEAKER_04 33:46

She just shot me the finger. So uh Jason and a lot of other people apparently, so I want to get y'all's opinion on this deal, have problems with using AI to create show flyers.

SPEAKER_05 34:02

Really?

SPEAKER_04 34:03

Yeah. I mean, I I do get it. Their thing was continue paying artists to draw your flyers.

SPEAKER_05 34:09

And I get that though.

SPEAKER_06 34:12

Okay. But Jimmy can do it in his garage.

SPEAKER_04 34:15

Well, I did the one for the I did the one for the shut up, dude.

SPEAKER_05 34:19

I spent all morning on fucking Saturdays make it stupid. You should see it.

SPEAKER_04 34:22

I did the one for the Leonard Spring Bash on Chat GPT.

SPEAKER_05 34:25

No, I knew I knew you did that. It was pretty good.

SPEAKER_04 34:27

And the seller show one.

SPEAKER_06 34:28

So here but here's the thing. Was it on the toilet? Partially. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:31

Yeah. But here's first of all, I don't really see a problem with it. I understand that there are artists out there that make their money off of making flyers and stuff. I get it. I understand that there are artists out there that make their money designing t-shirt designs. I understand it. If you're if you're doing a show for profit, right? Yeah. You've got uh hundreds of vehicles showing up at$25 a pop, and you're selling this and you're selling that, and you're doing I can understand paying four or five hundred dollars to have a flyer made. If you're doing a show that's for charity, why waste the four or five hundred dollars that could go to the charity? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:18

That's exactly what I was thinking. Small, little shows or charity shows, stuff like that, every dollar matters.

SPEAKER_04 35:24

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 35:25

So spending that extra to have the professional do the flyer, not always in the budget. Here's another thing, too.

SPEAKER_04 35:32

If it's if if it is a show for profit, if you're a businessman or woman, you're in business to make money. 100%. If you can design the flyer and make money, you're that's what you're in business to do. I'm Jason and I don't disagree on a lot of things. I think this might be one that we need to have a we need to have each other on each other's show and talk about it. Call him. No, I'm not gonna call him. No. But we'll be our night. Yeah, we're not I don't want to stay on that much longer.

SPEAKER_01 35:59

Um I I don't I don't see a problem with it.

SPEAKER_06 36:04

No.

SPEAKER_01 36:05

The biggest thing right now is with all the AI stuff, how it's taking over everything that everyone's doing. It is what it is. What'd the internet do? Exactly. It's the next step in internet in life. Uh because it's lean holders when you call them with my day job. It's telemarketers. All telemarketing.

SPEAKER_05 36:27

Hello? Are you there? You know, you know, my company, you know, very, very strong uh uh religious company and all that, we had a big we have town hall meetings once a quarter. And we're sitting there and they're talking about all this, and one of the guys stood up and one of our big wigs, he's like, Listen to me, guys, I know you guys want to buck back the whole AI thing, but if you don't learn it, the world's gonna fucking pass you guys away. That's where I was going with that.

SPEAKER_04 36:52

And I just went, so why don't artists and people that draw things and make things, why don't you embrace it, learn how to use it to your benefit, and people will still pay you because you're better at it than they are.

SPEAKER_05 37:08

Exactly that. Right. I mean, but you gotta look at it like for me for a standpoint. I've been drawing since I was knee-high to a duck. I can't hold a fucking pen anymore, but right. I've been drawing and all that stuff. When graphic design and the computer stuff started coming out, I refused to learn it. And where am I left? Right. Penciled fucking paper, working on diesels. You know what I'm saying? Like I could have been fucking I I could have learned all that shit. 100%. Yeah, but I I let time pass me by everything else with everything else in life.

SPEAKER_01 37:34

If you don't learn the new steps, you're stuck in the past. And and same with computer programming and everything. Remember, computers just be the size of the bigger than this room. Yeah, and that's what my dad learned on. He's a programmer for that stuff.

SPEAKER_04 37:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:46

He he had to learn PCs and texting and all that stuff. And it's all that stuff was we got him to learn how to texting like 10 years ago.

SPEAKER_04 37:53

Look, it's not going away.

SPEAKER_05 37:55

No.

SPEAKER_01 37:55

AI's not going away.

SPEAKER_04 37:56

Nope. No, it's not. It's it's not going away. It's creepy. It's not it's not going away. It's not gonna go away. Oh, it's 100% not going anywhere. No. Um, I mean, look, I don't like the fact that musicians use recorders in their ear when they sing, but it's not gonna go away because those are their monitors. Yeah. It's just like having a monitor screaming back at you from the stage floor, now you've got a monitor screaming in your ear.

SPEAKER_05 38:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:17

And we've got headphones on right now so that we can hear ourselves. These are our monitors.

SPEAKER_05 38:20

Yeah, I remember years and years ago, I said, I ain't wearing no fucking headphones.

SPEAKER_04 38:24

I told you. Um, but now you can monitor your how loud you talk when you're doing this and everything if you've got headphones on. If you don't have headphones on, you don't know how loud you're talking. No, I don't understand how soon. You keep talking like this and then just take your headphones off, and it sounds really weird, especially since I can hear myself in the shop now.

SPEAKER_05 38:40

Yeah. I don't want to do that. But it sounds like we're it sounds like we're like on like a an easy listening show. Like if you take the headphones off, it's like, hey, can you listen to the easy jack off hours? Easy dick.

SPEAKER_04 38:52

Coming right over that ass. No, that's just snoop.

SPEAKER_00 38:57

Hey oh no.

SPEAKER_04 38:59

Um you never know if there's kids outside or not now. So I'm worried about what I say. I mean. Yeah. Flayton's out there.

SPEAKER_05 39:06

Oh, Jordan. Don't yeah. My bad. Sorry, Jordan. Yep. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 39:11

Um Righty, tidy, lefty, loosey. He only halfway made a joke. Quarter.

SPEAKER_01 39:21

I got something for y'all. We'll make it um quota.

SPEAKER_04 39:23

Only only half of my humor is dark.

SPEAKER_01 39:26

Since y'all we're all what we're all into with the cars and everything, car shows coming up. Um, my buddies with the Wolverines, they're doing a club with another club, doing a show with another club. Motorcycle and car show over at River Club in Forney, right off of 80. April 25th from noon to five,$20 registration.

SPEAKER_05 39:45

Um He's even got mobster rings.

SPEAKER_01 39:49

No, I'm just trying to where did the Wolverines come from?

SPEAKER_05 39:51

I can't remember what movie that is.

SPEAKER_01 39:53

Wolverine come out and play.

SPEAKER_05 39:56

Fuck, I don't know. No, that was I don't movie.

SPEAKER_04 39:59

Warriors. That's Warriors.

SPEAKER_01 40:01

I watched it's the motorcycle club that's I watch shit. Okay. SVG.

SPEAKER_05 40:04

I hang out with their shit. Like you've seen Pretty in Pink, bro. Look, Marshall looks like John Gotti or something.

SPEAKER_01 40:15

I'll I'll I'll I'll post it on Tag Home Don Hot.

SPEAKER_04 40:18

No, send it to us. Tag Home Ton Hard. We'll post it. Hell yeah. Thank you guys. Unless it's on the same date as one of our shows.

SPEAKER_01 40:23

April 25th?

SPEAKER_04 40:24

Nope. Day before. Day before. Um I have a pretty special one. I'm going to uh May 1st, Friday night with TJ Embry. Okay. Uh by invite only. Okay. It's called Cars and Poor. It's at the Algiers Club in Heath. Okay. I'm going to be duck out of water right there, buddy. There you go. Yeah, it's going to be weird. Um, but it's pretty cool. Look at the Algiers Club. I mean, y'all can't all come. It's invite only, but whatever. Yeah, I'm I don't want to go. Um what else is there? Uh Jeremy's got a bunch of shows coming up. I don't have my I do it in queue up on my phone while I go, so I don't have them all. Go follow Hazelwood Hot Rods Productions. Yes. Hazelwood Hot Rod Product car shows and productions or some shit like that.

SPEAKER_06 41:07

Didn't he just make an announcement about It was a lie. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 41:10

April Fool's Day.

SPEAKER_06 41:11

Whatever.

SPEAKER_05 41:12

I forgot. I fell off the bandwagon. Dude, I've been hurting all fucking day. Yeah. Grow up.

SPEAKER_04 41:17

Yeah. It was April Fool's joke. It was a good one, though.

SPEAKER_05 41:20

Oh, maybe Monday I'll come in and be like, hey, you guys gotta give me my time. That was an April Fool's joke. I really wasn't fucked up.

SPEAKER_04 41:26

No, Clayton's hurting. So Clayton brought pictures of the motor that's really kind of useless for the break ring bucket. However, Break Ring bucket is completely disassembled now. Yeah, it is. Uh minus the suspension parts.

SPEAKER_05 41:38

Right, right.

SPEAKER_04 41:39

I think.

SPEAKER_05 41:40

It's down to chassis, basically.

SPEAKER_04 41:41

I think Tyson and Clayton have me talked into taking their rear down another two inches. Is that a spark plug? Is it water or fuel? You want a microphone? Oil and fuel. Oil and fuel? Well, at least it had all of the above in it. Stand by. Ain't got no gas in it. God dang. Oh yeah. Yeah, that was fuel. That looks like some shit you work on.

SPEAKER_05 42:07

Yeah. No. Looks like a diesel. Ain't got no fucking spark plugs? I mean, it's got a plug. It's just different. Ain't got no plug.

SPEAKER_04 42:14

Ain't got no plug. It's all good. Whatever.

SPEAKER_05 42:17

You like it. We got a glow plug just to make the cylinder hot. Whatever, man. That just makes no sense. Still to this day, in my head, it's like so you take air, you take diesel, and you press it together and it ignites on its own. Just from it. That's that's creepy. But you can take diesel on the ground and put a flame to it and it won't light. You technically have to miss diesel in order for it to catch.

SPEAKER_04 42:41

Wicked.

SPEAKER_05 42:42

That's why you put it in that's why that Oklahoma bombing guy put it in fertilizer because it wouldn't light until it was in something else and whatever shit's in it. But anyway, huh?

SPEAKER_04 42:52

Yeah. Um Marshall, what else has been going on in your world?

SPEAKER_01 42:56

Man, just nothing really. It's just staring at old cars sitting in the driveway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My Volkswagen's running. There's a Jetta sitting there. There's an old Maxima sitting there that needs work. Um, and then there's my truck waiting for a motor.

SPEAKER_04 43:11

Yeah. Apparently, so's my tea bucket. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 43:14

I think your tea bucket motor might be in better shape than my trucks.

SPEAKER_05 43:17

Tough to say. Tough call. Anyway. Pull the motor out, pull the bottom end out and see what's wrong.

SPEAKER_01 43:24

Oh, I know what's wrong. When when your harmonic balancer moves around like it's a Dorito.

SPEAKER_05 43:28

Fuck it. Just put a new one in it from the bottom side and hope for fucking. Yeah. Hope for the toast.

SPEAKER_04 43:34

Shit's going really good in the shop. Yep. That's good. Except when he was cussing at breaks. Finally announced that we have a really kick ass project coming our way. 48 Ford F one. Oh yeah. Uh nice. A complete build um complete pieces. Pieces, because you guys were hinting around. It's in pieces.

SPEAKER_05 43:53

Yeah, no, I no, I saw pictures. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 43:57

Uh pieces. But brand new. Create Coyote, a six speed, and all the cool. This thing's gonna be badass. We're super lucky that we got it. Had to jump through a lot of hoops to get it, but we got it. Very happy that he chose us because he's had some not so good luck with a couple other shops. I'm not gonna name the shops. Well, I would I would think that he didn't. It's in pieces. He's six figures in. In pieces. In pieces.

SPEAKER_05 44:24

Oh fuck that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:27

Bring it on down. So anyway, um starting Monday, we've got a new employee coming because Tyson will be moving over strictly to that truck and TJ Embry's Jeep. Gotcha. So we're putting somebody else in the mechanic side. Yep. Um that'll be Tyson's job because that's what Tyson went to school for, paint and body. Nice. And Fabio. And Fabio. Fabio. Um yeah, that's gonna be cool. We're excited about it. Give me a both fucked up CDs in the window and that. Yeah. Following he pops up, what's up? Like, damn, that was fast. That was quick. Creepy little bastard.

SPEAKER_06 44:59

It's like Speedy Gonzales.

SPEAKER_04 45:02

Anyway. Um.

SPEAKER_05 45:08

Yeah. Yeah. You good? No. You swallowed that whole nicotine patch.

SPEAKER_04 45:12

Garlic. Garglied it.

SPEAKER_05 45:14

Dang it. Weren't we just talking about gargling at the beginning of this episode? We wasn't. Yeah. Y'all was.

unknown 45:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:19

Um, I don't know that we got really that much else. I'm kind of ready to get out to the hangout. I'm hurting and I'd like to move around a little bit. I'm kind of ready to get out to the hangout and see who's out there. Me too. Marshall, you got anything else? Nah. Uh, you're quieter here than you were last episode. Yeah, I know. He didn't say a whole lot.

SPEAKER_01 45:33

It's been a weird day. Okay, I understand.

SPEAKER_04 45:35

Oh, we need to do it. But I'm glad you're gonna be a less weird day. Yeah, when he gets you on a He's fucking Marshall, bro. Every day's a weird day. When is Marshall? Weird. It's just like my digestive track. Marshall, we're never ever ever gonna be able to thank you enough for all the support since we fucking call this.

SPEAKER_01 45:50

Man, it's all love. Always.

SPEAKER_04 45:52

Um and I can Kelly, when you listen to this, I can tell you right now, officially Marshall is wearing a low-income clothing t-shirt.

SPEAKER_05 45:58

I got asked about if he was Kelly Bromagen. Yeah. And I'm like, no, that is not him, but he's a huge supporter. And she's like, okay. Why it had to be huge.

SPEAKER_01 46:06

Well, I guess. I'm fat. It's okay.

SPEAKER_04 46:10

Anyway, uh, but no, for real, Marshall. Dude, you've you've always been a down ass real friend. No matter what we were going through, you were always in our corner. Gonna change. And we appreciate that. So we we really do.

SPEAKER_01 46:21

That's a two-way street, brother.

SPEAKER_04 46:22

Still gonna talk shit, though. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:24

Oh, that's because you're part of the circle. If you don't, I'd be worried.

SPEAKER_04 46:26

Yeah, you should be worried. That's because you're part of the circle. We're always gonna talk shit if you're in our circle.

SPEAKER_05 46:30

That's how it's how it's. That's what I wonder. People that listen, they're like, so Jimmy's like fucks with everybody, and then all of a sudden, like I'm talking to people, and all of a sudden I disappear. It's like, where'd Jimmy go? I've I've done that quite a few times. I'm I'm done with you, fool. Yeah, like I'm I'm good. I'll be back.

SPEAKER_04 46:44

My hotel room is confirmed for relaxing in the park in uh Festus, Missouri. Nice. Maybe I I mean as long as Jason will still let me come because I disagreed about the AI thing.

SPEAKER_05 46:54

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

SPEAKER_04 46:55

He might be like Yeah, you can come, but you're not getting on stage. Yeah. I'm gonna be like, long live AI. I'm gonna get an AI t-shirt made before relaxing in the park.

SPEAKER_05 47:02

No, he's gonna listen to the whole episode and he's gonna get to the end and be like, send Tyson.

SPEAKER_04 47:06

Yeah, shirt designed by AI. That's what I'm gonna get a shirt design. Send that Marshall guy. Shirt designed by AI. Send the quiet one. Yeah, send the guy that didn't talk shit. I use I use it so much now that when I get done with something, I'm like, hey, thanks, that looks really cool. I'm like nice to the chat GPT thing.

SPEAKER_05 47:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:20

And then it sends me like it's like blah dahdy blah, I can do this, I can do a screen version, I can do Victor files, I can do this. And if you need anything else, it literally says, if you need anything else, man, just hit me up. See it learns it how to talk like you two. That's creepy as fuck.

SPEAKER_05 47:34

And it knows my design ideas for all my flyers. Like it knows what I like. And and if you look, look, look at your whole entire flyer. And if there's something that you think is out of place, just tell it that.

SPEAKER_04 47:44

One time I was put in, just I just wanted to see, and I put in some shit that was going on health-wise. Yeah. And it literally came up and it said, Brian, for real, go to the doctor.

SPEAKER_01 47:51

Sounds like what Jimmy tells you all the time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:53

No, that's what that's what mine did. I was trying to figure out what my stomach was, and it literally told me everything the doctor just told me. Yeah. And then all of a sudden it said, I would suggest going to the doctor, Jimmy. And I'm just like, fuck you too. Actually, it says, I'd suggest going to the doctor, Jimmy Dylan Gaff Harrison.

SPEAKER_04 48:08

Yeah. I'm like, What are you, my fucking mom? Bitch. So I don't know. Big old titties. Yeah, as always, be sure to like, follow, and share the Ryland Strong Network. Go to RylandStrongnetwork.org. Find out what you can do to help them in the crusade to raise awareness for pediatric cancer. Uh, shout out to Rev Limit Off-Road in Blue Ridge, Texas. As we just mentioned, the homie, Kelly Bromajem, low income clothing, Hazelwood Hot Rods, Jeremy Bissell, and everybody in Hazelwood. Uh, Hometown Hot Rodder would not exist without y'all as a shop. I promise. So thank you to everybody involved with Hazelwood Hot Rods. Shout out to Randy Silva, R3 Heating and Air. We've been wiring the Mustang. The wiring harness is going in. Uh Love It or Lose It, Tattoo and Body Spa, Integrated Lifestyles, Paul Lopez. Uh, give him a shout to uh make your man cave not suck. Texas Legends Barber Shop, Linares Body Piercing Studio. No Tamar, you're not piercing my nipples or anything. Oh shit, she's looking at us. That's creepy as a motherfucker. Anyway, you ain't got no needles on you, do you? Okay, cool. Um not even if you clean it with hand job soap, our next list advertiser there. Uh, what's better than hand job soap? Hand job wipes. Hell yeah. We got them all. Come get them. Uh Chase Me Films, Legacy Classic Insurance. Shout out to Crystal Griffith. Her crazy ass. Crystal Griffith is a nut job, bro. I love her to death. Yeah. What you doing later, Crystal? Anyway. Uh Wicked Clover Tattoo. That was a fun episode. It was a fun episode. Dublin, Texas. You said I had a little dick. Um anyway. Shout out to Double R Electric and uh Adams Polishes. We've got that shit here too. As well as Amsoil and VP ratios.

SPEAKER_05 49:49

You can get some silicon slides.

SPEAKER_04 49:50

And Nitrous Express. And a hand job. Yeah. Yeah. Um hand job included with every sale. Free hand job included with a break job.

SPEAKER_05 50:01

You get all the jobs, you get some handjobs.

SPEAKER_04 50:04

Buy one hand job, get one for the same price. Um, anyway, be sure to go follow uh September 26th at the OC and Fourny, the 2026 Dragon Destroy Showdown. Hell yeah. It's going down. Uh that's our little version of a one-day mini truck hot rod import tuner, big truck. And Fourny. Naked Chicks. I can't wait for that. What? I'm just kidding, there's no naked chicks. I was gonna say, not in the OC bargain. 2026 Dragon Destroy brought to you by Bonsai Cruisers, DFW, Hometown Hot Rodder, Hazelwood Hot Rods, and Cars and Coffee Rockwall.

SPEAKER_05 50:35

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 50:36

One show. Spit that one out again. One show. Kadouche. Kadoche. Uh that's gonna be a good one. That's gonna be a great time. If you kadush big enough, then you get to bump a hand job. If you've got a big enough kadouche, use a hand job wipe. Um hand jobs. Sausage wipes. Sausage wipes. Well, until then, uh, unless it's Tyson, don't rape each other. Or try to.

SPEAKER_00 51:02

Bye bye.