Hometown Hot Rodder - THUR, YES THUR!!!

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unknown 0:00

I am.

SPEAKER_02 0:05

We almost had a week off. No. The fans had a week off. Yeah, they had a week off. We've kind of sort of recorded. I mean, we could have dropped bullshit.

SPEAKER_03 0:14

But we're back now. We don't care if you're here because you want to be here because you lost the bet with one of your buddies. We're just glad to be back. And I don't know if they need to bet on this anymore. No. Everybody leave the bet now. Yeah. You are in fact listening to The OK Show on the internet, the Holetown Hot Rubber Podcast. It's I'm tied. We got a lot to talk about tonight. A lot. Yeah. Oh dear God. That's gonna be a good one, boys and girls. Oh stand by be ready because here it comes D-O-M-E-S. Or whatever. Pacon just swallowed.

SPEAKER_04 0:50

Bro, I saw a grown man like literally like hold his hand up, and he was talking about left and right. This this motherfucker RH. Was he Packards? He's from Queenland. Okay. But he held up he held up his hand to make the L.

unknown 1:07

Right.

SPEAKER_04 1:07

So he knew which hand was left and right. Like I watched him like hold his hand up. He's like, so it was like it was it was right. And I wish that just a fist? Yeah, no, he's how you make a R. No, no, no, he just held it up and he was like, that's that's I can make a lower key. He looked over at the left hand and he said, It was right. And I said, Wow. Bro. Okay then. He's cool, motherfucker, though.

SPEAKER_06 1:32

Okay, then you know who else does a Frankie?

SPEAKER_04 1:35

Yeah? That's bad. Just like is that what it is? It's just then how do you know which one's the right hand? They've just been taught. But if it was but if it was backwards, they'd always take the the right hand. See, it see it's like it's like this. Look, it's like this.

SPEAKER_03 1:50

It's like I just hit your left arm. Just don't forget that. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I remember.

SPEAKER_05 1:55

Jimmy's like, why'd you hit me? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:57

Yeah. Um hangout tonight. No. No. So we actually might get an episode out. Yeah. Listen. Oh, yeah. Jeremy Bissell's here from Hazelwood Hot Rods. What's up, y'all? Not on the microphone, but listening. Uh, James Martin's also here from Hazelwood Hot Rods. Yeah. He saved my life Saturday. Did he? I'll explain a little bit. Okay. He kind of saved my life. He had me on the in the right direction. We'll we'll talk about it in a minute. What up, bitches? What am I fucking? What up, bitches? What am I fucking? Just my bad. I'm out of practice. Listen, man. Last week. What a shit show. So on our part. The hangout was fucking amazing. Yeah, it was great. There were like 67 cars and like 20 or 25 motorcycles. Yeah. And if I had to guess, I would say somewhere in the neighborhood of 200 people. Maybe. Yeah. Overall, just people, Tyson? What do you think? Yeah. I mean a lot of people. There's a lot of. Smash and loaded almost sold out. Really? They almost sold out the book. Oh yeah. It was fucking packed. That's good. But 29 minutes. We tried to record y'all. Just so you know, everybody that's been like, we ain't recording no episode.

SPEAKER_04 3:08

Bro, we got 15 minutes in and we're like, this isn't gonna be a long episode. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:11

Fucking slackers. They didn't record.

unknown 3:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:14

People come walking in and it was like literally, ooh, squirrel.

SPEAKER_03 3:17

They're too big for their breeches and they fucking didn't record a whole week. They think they just take a week off. Yeah, right. Let me tell y'all, we tried to record. Yeah. Um, first of all, I was with I was late. Tyson was late. I was with customer. Yeah, because Tyson was getting a beard trim all of a sudden. Yep. Yeah. Jimmy, you ready to record? Yeah, let's go. Where's Tyson at? I don't know. Yeah, so has anybody seen Tyson?

SPEAKER_04 3:40

So about that. So so we'll we'll backtrack to that part.

SPEAKER_03 3:44

So like Well, I had had customers.

SPEAKER_04 3:46

Yeah, you had a lot of people. Like the minute I got here, your phone was just non-stop going ringing off the hook. And then everybody showed up. That's not every day, apparently. And then and then all of a sudden you're like, hey, where's Tyson? And I'm like, I don't know. He's like, I'm like, uh maybe he went over here. And he goes, okay. So I come in here and sit down. Okay. I don't look for you. I just figured he he yelled, Tyson, Tyson. And I'm like, okay, found him. Maybe he's Jimmy goes, I've got you. So so I go sit down in the office. No Tyson here. 10 10 15 minutes goes by. I walk out the door. No, no Tyson in here, by the way. Yeah, yeah, no Tyson. I walk out the fucking door and I walk, I literally go into the shop, like, what's going on? And Brian looks at me and goes, Did you find Tyson? I'm like, no. I go, Maybe he's over at the tattoo shop. And he's like, Yeah. And he takes off and I'm like, hmm.

SPEAKER_03 4:38

I come back, he's like, he's getting a beer trip. We can go ahead and start. Yeah. I heard the door open and I'm like, that's Brian. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, it was all over the place. Well, finally, 29 minutes in, I look up and Les was out because Les was hurt. And he's just now getting better, thank God. But he's still not good. But still old. Well, yeah. But he's making it, right? And uh fin and burgers. But he wasn't here Wednesday in Coca-Cola. Oh yeah. And other stuff. Well, yeah, that's what gets us by. Yeah. You can't be doing them positions at that age, bro. No. Anyway. Oh no. Just because one of y'all's young don't mean both of you are. Anyway, uh, I look up, we're 29 minutes in, and I look up and I'm like, hey, we gotta go. There was people fucking everywhere.

SPEAKER_04 5:26

Yeah, but you but you like every time someone come to the window be like, hey, blah blah blah blah like, whoa, hey, yeah, like we're here.

SPEAKER_03 5:32

Well, because they could hear us, but we can't hear them, but they start having conversations with us through the window. Yeah. Because they can hear us recording, but we can't hear what they are saying. Yes. So we need blinds. Or something. I mean, I kind of we kind of liked it. That's why we put the window in so people could watch. Yeah, whatever. Maybe one-way glass, so they're not going to be able to do like one of those, like one of those uh LED signs where they can just type what they want to say and they hold it up to the window.

SPEAKER_05 5:55

Put a whiteboard out there. A whiteboard.

SPEAKER_04 5:59

A whiteboard like find find uh like find some kind of like wedding place that's got the little little cards or something that are on popsicle sticks and they can fucking sharpie it on and then hold it in the window.

SPEAKER_03 6:10

I'm cool with putting a blind up just so I can go to sleep during the day.

SPEAKER_04 6:15

Listen, listen. Okay, to be fair about last Wednesday. Yeah. So you're out doing your thing. Me and Tyson, I believe his mother were standing there. Is there a phone going off or something? Did y'all hear that? I didn't. But literally, me and Tyson's like, I'm I'm wouldn't be mad if we don't record. I'm like, you know, me either. And that's about the time he disappeared. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:44

Y'all had just forgot to run that by me. My bad. Yeah. I didn't care. I was just like, no. Well, fuck. I mean, I had us all kinds of fucked up. We were late. Yeah, we we had to practice. But anyway, the hangout was great. Yeah, we can't do short No. No. I I went back and I tried to listen and see if I couldn't make it. Was it that bad? It was just fucking boring. It was. Um, because you know, we have like a monologue time of our show and shit like that. So there's only like 11 or 12 minutes that were content. The first 15 minutes or whatever was shit.

SPEAKER_04 7:17

You know, radio shows like take clips and shit like that. You should just deleted it. I know. I know deleted the shit. Believe me, there's been plenty. You just deleted it. I'm like, yeah, it's fucking garbage. Yep, nope. Not dropping that.

SPEAKER_05 7:32

Not using part of it, just doing it. Wait, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:35

I remember I remember the first recorded episode. You literally, like, the next day was like, hey, I can't drop that. I was like, I didn't think we could either, but I was like, fuck it. It was bad. You know, but looking back though, it's all it's all like it makes sense now.

SPEAKER_03 7:53

If we would have if we'd have left with it and stayed on that premise of how incredibly offensive we were. We'd have probably been rich by now.

SPEAKER_04 8:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:02

You know what I'm saying? Maybe we should release it. I'm just I still have it. Right.

SPEAKER_04 8:05

I still got it. I still have it. That's fucking hilarious. Yeah. I want to listen to it. You can hear you can hear Brian fucking rat and rave and me go, uh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:17

It was bad, bro. It was really, really bad. Yeah. So uh we made it through that. Uh, we're not doing it tonight because of weather. No, yeah. No hangout tonight, and I'm honestly okay with it. Yeah, it's fine. It's fun doing the hangout, and it's cool seeing all the people show up and look around the shop and talk about our stuff, and you know, it's all cool. It's good. It's good for y'all's. Um, I needed it to happen tonight since all the new shit is outside that we'll talk about in a minute. Oh, yeah. But um bless you. Thank you. But I'm uh I'm I'm okay with getting done recording and just going home and I kind of am too. I'm kind of missing my pajama pants right now. You just have a pair up here. I know. It's pajama 30. That'd be some funny shit. I should wear some just to see what Les does. Yeah. Wear pajama pants and fucking hey dudes to work.

SPEAKER_06 9:02

You should just you should disappear into the bathroom. At five o'clock, go into the bathroom and come out in pajama pants. But oh, it's after five.

SPEAKER_03 9:10

Yeah, later fuckers. Yeah. Later fuckers. Fuck all this uniform shit. But I was proud of myself, man. I I got in character today for the hangout and went out to my truck and I was like, yeah, it's not happening. And Crystal Griffith had been asking if we were canceling or not. Yeah. Well, she had asked last night, but you know me from now on, my phone goes off and I get home now. I don't I ain't talking to nobody. No, fuck that. Fucking I'd like, hang out. Question mark. And then another message, I was like, I guess I better call her because it's a long drive. I was like, hey, I was like, hey, I'm gonna go ahead and cancel this deal. Yeah. Um it it may rain, may not rain, and if owning a drag ship told me it taught me anything, it's that if they think it might rain, they ain't coming.

SPEAKER_04 9:52

No.

SPEAKER_03 9:52

Um so I just like fuck it. Because I guess I guess they forgot that it rained on those goddamn cars when they were built, too. Some people just come. Um yeah. Yeah. Um so I guess we'll start with a little re we got a recap to do, Jeremy. We have a show recap. Yeah. We we gotta recap his show this weekend because we unannounced. Yeah. They didn't even really know if I was coming or not. But I just decided to go to Brownsboro for Jeremy's car show because it was at his hometown at his high school. Uh yeah. I don't even remember what the charity was.

SPEAKER_05 10:26

It's uh basically for the band.

SPEAKER_03 10:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 10:30

So it was it was a good show. It was uh about eighty what, eighty-three cars? Yeah, it was eighty three cars. Damn it.

SPEAKER_01 10:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:38

But all right. If you're listening, it's not a big secret. I'm I'm trying to so I made an offer to try to buy the Merc.

SPEAKER_04 10:51

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:52

The blue one.

SPEAKER_04 10:53

I don't know if you knew that or not. No, well I be I knew because you said something about what happened. Yeah, so I'm trying to I'm trying to buy it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:01

Um I made Joe an offer. Okay. It's a long story, but it it it'll all come out in the wash, right? Yeah. Well, I called him Friday. Yeah. I'm like, hey, nobody really knows I'm gonna do it, but and I told Jeremy that I would try. Yeah. Emma Emma was in state for her fashion thing. Um, and I was like, I don't know if I can come or not. I you know, whatever, I'll holler at you. And I never did really say I was coming or what time I was gonna be there, nothing like that. But I called Joe and I'm like, hey, I want to go to this show in Brownsboro tomorrow, and I think we need to try to put some miles on the Merc anyway. You cool if I drive it? He's like, fuck yeah, drive it like you stole it. Have a good time, go have fun. Yeah. I was like, Well, I'm gonna drive it like I got warrants, but I know what you mean. Yeah, you know what I mean? I'm gonna drive, you know, blinkers and shit, you know. Hell yeah. Um Saturday morning. I f we find out at like 1215 or so that Emma made it to the top five. Nice, which meant she was gonna be in the awards thing the next day, and I'm like, well, fuck. I mean, that's awesome.

SPEAKER_07 11:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:59

I was like, do I need to go? And Brooks like, no, me and my mom are gonna do that. I was like, all right. Oh yeah. I was like, but at the same time, I was like, right? Yeah. And so I'm like, all right, well, I'll just go. She was like, what time you gotta be up? I was like, five. She's like, what? I like to try to get there early. The time you said you said you better hurry up. Yeah, yeah. We can we can skip this week. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:24

Uh but I was like, We didn't skip it.

SPEAKER_03 12:28

It just waited until Sunday. Yeah. But anyway, uh, nah. It waited till like Tuesday. Anyway. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Um then Friday be like, you just got it Tuesday. Oh, let's see, that's fucked up. Yeah, but you was behind, bitch. You owed me one. Anyway. A lot. So but I was like, all right, cool. So I didn't leave at seven at five. I I think I left at 6 30 or 7. No big deal, whatever. I'll show up a little late. That's even more of a surprise.

SPEAKER_05 12:58

Right.

SPEAKER_03 12:59

You know what I mean? I was like, it ain't like he's not gonna he's gonna tell me no when I get there. Yeah, yeah, right. We'll have a hang out and have a good time. I make it, it's in Edom, or it's in Brownsboro. It's 62 miles from the shop. So Saturday morning, I swing up here, I get to the shop, I wipe the car off a little bit, check the brake fluid, did a couple things, haul ass. I made it eight minutes away from the show, so I was in Edom and I had had to pull over and make a phone call. Well, it's got decoded digital gauges. We already know that the gas gauge reads backwards. Oh. So if it shows 75%, you probably ought to look for gas because that means it's 75% empty. So it's got a quarter tank in it. Gotcha. Okay. So that's how it still works. We all we all know that it's all good. I can math.

SPEAKER_06 13:48

I found him out the hard way.

SPEAKER_03 13:49

Yeah, thanks, Tyson. You're welcome. So whatever it says, subtract that from 100, and that's how much gas you got. That makes sense? All right. Well, when I had pulled over to make this phone call, it showed 46%, it showed 46%. So this bitch got over half a tank of gas in it. Never even a question. Yeah. Killed it. I get out of the car, stretch my legs, make my phone call. I get back in the car, crank it up, and it says 93%. Oh shit. It hit burned a half a tank of gas in there not running. And I'm like, whatever, maybe it's just on the hill. And I pull up, I take off. 400 feet later, I turn the corner to head into Brownsboro, and it hit run out of gas. Hmm.

SPEAKER_05 14:30

So there's no gas station in Edom.

SPEAKER_03 14:32

Nah. So I put it in. By the way, this one road in Edom, Texas, this town that has no gas station, nobody is there, right? Ghost Town. Right. No. This is the busiest motherfucking road I've ever seen in my life when you're out of gas in a fucking Mercury. Oh, yeah. I mean, car after car after car after car after car. All thumbs up. Oh, yeah, but there was a badass car. Fuck this car. You know what I mean? Love your car, boy. You don't know it that well. Yeah. So anyway, I finally I'm able to put it in neutral and roll backwards down the hill over to the side of the road. Where I can see what had the most room to not get killed. Right. Right. I'm sitting there and this bitch ain't starting. It's out of fucking gas. I know it's out of gas. How the fuck's it out of gas? It wasn't out of gas 400 feet ago. Now it's out of gas. Fuck it's out of gas. So I called Jeremy. He don't answer. Yeah. Surprise.

SPEAKER_05 15:21

I'm in the middle of registration. I look up, I'm like, oh, hey.

SPEAKER_03 15:24

I didn't want to start calling people at I didn't want to start calling people at nine o'clock in the morning because what if they wasn't at the show and was asleep? And I really didn't know anybody's phone number, really. So the only thing I can think to do. I don't have Ellen's phone number, his wife. I said, but I do have her on Facebook. So I messenger called her and she answered it. Oh. She gives the phone to Jeremy. I'm like, hey, bro, I need help. He was like, what you need? I was like, I need gas. He goes, where you at? I was like, I'm eight minutes away from your show. What?

SPEAKER_04 15:49

Surprise.

SPEAKER_03 15:50

I was like, yeah, I was coming. Um, but I'm I'm out I'm out of gas. He goes, no sweat. I'll have somebody come to you. I got a gallon gas can. I said that ought to get me where I need to go. Right? Or at least you'd be into town. You know, go to the car show on a gallon, right? James comes, brings gas can, and uh, we dump it in there. Nah, uh-uh.

SPEAKER_04 16:09

Ain't doing shit. Not enough.

SPEAKER_03 16:11

Because, for one, it was off, it was off camber a little bit on the side of the road. But also the fuel pump, it's electric, is above the gas tank in this car. Oh shit. We're gonna fix that problem. Yeah. Yeah. That's getting swapped. Yeah. Uh, but anyway, so I was like, hey, then there's some people that drove by while the other said there's a gas station right down the street. And he goes, Yeah, it's not right down the street. But I'll go grab another gallon of gas in Jeremy's gas can. Yeah, I bet. So he goes, he comes back, and it's four miles or so, maybe five. I mean, it's you know, yeah. It wasn't like he was he wasn't quick, but he wasn't gone forever. You're right. But it took a minute, it took 20 minutes or so. Right. Comes back with another gallon of gas, dump it in there.

SPEAKER_00 16:54

No.

SPEAKER_03 16:55

She still won't start. I'm like, did they sell gas cans at that gas station? It's like, I don't know, maybe. It's like, well, nobody's gonna steal this motherfucker, so why don't I hop in with you? We'll go see if we can't find us a bigger gas can. They did. Bought a five-gallon gas can, put five gallons worth of gas in it, put the rest in his truck, filled up Jeremy's can so that he had his gas can back, drive all the way out, put five gallons of gas in it. No starting. So we had to put seven gallons of gas in this fucking car, it ain't starting.

SPEAKER_04 17:26

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 17:27

We take the fuel line off the carburetor, mm-mm, this dries the fucking bone. Ain't nothing getting up there. And I'm like, the pump's running. So I'm thinking the veins, something happened. Pump's bad. So I'm like, James, man, I appreciate your help. Tell Jeremy I'm sorry. I tried. Um, you going back to the car show, I'm gonna call a wrecker. And while I'm waiting, I'm gonna walk over here and eat breakfast. He's like, You sure? I'm positive. Go enjoy the show. Yeah. Tell everybody I'm sorry, I tried. So I called Joe from High Tech Toning here in Fate, because they haul all of our old cars. Yeah. I'm like, hey. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 17:56

I've got a familiar car for you.

SPEAKER_03 17:57

Happy Saturday morning. Remember at the time we ran the blue car out of gas and you had to go pick it up? He's like, Yep. I was like, guess what? I had run it out of gas. He goes, Where are you at? And I told him, he goes, Where the fuck is Edom, Texas? Oh, damn. I said, I'll send you a pen, but I'm 62 miles from you. Maybe 65. He's like, Okie dokie. Gotcha. I was like, I'm gonna send you a pen. I'm gonna go eat breakfast. See you in a bit. So I go to the log cabin cafe is the name of the joint.

SPEAKER_04 18:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 18:26

Different. Okay. It was breakfast, but it was different. Different. Different. It's okay. Yeah. I mean it didn't suck. But it came with french fries with eggs and bacon. It was different. Just saying. Everything kind of french fries. It was alright. Yeah. I mean it filled it, you know, it'd make a turd. Okay. So, because at this point, I I mean You want a turd? At this point, I might as well eat because I'm not going to car show. Yeah. I mean, might as well get something to eat, wait on record. So talking all then, they're like, man, is that your mercury out there? That thing's cool. I said, No, it's not really that cool at all. No. No, that thing fucking sucks. I got me strained. I was like, it looks all right, but so does a drawing. Yeah. I was like, if I was in my pickup, I'd be eating something better than this shit.

SPEAKER_04 19:10

No, that's when you flip around and you take a picture and you flip back around and go, Yeah, it does look good, huh?

SPEAKER_03 19:15

So I finished my food. Yeah. Uh gave the guy a healthy tip because it didn't look like he was gonna be real busy that day. Okay. I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_04 19:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 19:22

They all know about the French fries. Yeah. So anyway. It was all right. It was a cool place. Nice guy. Yeah. The cook was a fan of 50 Mercs. Okay. Right? Mason Hellacious French fries. Okay. So I walked to the car and I'm sitting there just leaning on the roof, smoking a cigarette. Everybody's thumbs up at me. I'm like, yeah, fucking. Yeah, man. I'm just hanging out in the middle of the fucking no town. Yeah, I'm just I'm broke. Whatever. Broke down. I'm like, you know what? Just out of shits and giggles, I'm gonna try to start it. That's a stupid one. I went in a cheering one again. Anyway, car busts right off.

SPEAKER_04 20:00

No.

SPEAKER_03 20:01

Fuck yeah, it did. Fired right up. Gravity had done its job.

SPEAKER_04 20:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:05

By that time I was going to eat, it had filled up the lines to the punk. The pump was able to continue on with life. So I called Joe and I'm like, hey, I don't know where you're at, bro, but you can turn around. I'll send you my debit card. Just charge me what you gotta charge me. I don't I don't need your help. And he's like, man, I'm running late anyway. I'm only in tarot. Just got to tarot. Oh shit. I was like, oh god damn. You were still an hour away. Yeah. Fuck. I would have fucking committed suicide by then. Dickhead. Thank God it started. Yeah. God already been here for an hour and 45 minutes or something, you know, dealing with all the bullshit. Right. It might have been longer than that, James. Yeah, because I think me and James fucked with that car for an hour. Damn it. Um, so long story short, I made it to eight miles, got into Browns, bro. Everybody was like, looking and pointing at shit. James was like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 20:52

I'm like, I don't know, bro, but it started. Here it is.

SPEAKER_03 20:54

Here it is. I was like, we made it.

SPEAKER_04 20:56

And then proceeded. Wait, hold on. On the same seven gallons?

SPEAKER_03 21:00

Hold on. We proceeded to have a killer show. Yeah. It was a fucking blast. Yeah. Um made the first public official announcement about Rodden Style. Nice. Um that was before I even put it on the internet. I didn't put on the internet until yesterday. Um, but the first official announcement I made was was at the show. Um had everybody on property sign one of the banners. Oh yeah. And then uh convinced somebody to spend fifty bucks on it.

SPEAKER_05 21:28

Yeah, Jatala and she she got it. Yeah, she spent 50 bucks on the banner. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:32

And they already put it in the garage and everything. Damn it. Fucking cool. Uh thank y'all so much. But um it was good, very well received. Gave out a bunch of keychains and stickers and stuff. It was it was awesome. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:42

Uh we He even got a really good kiss.

SPEAKER_03 21:45

I got kissed by Tony Treyo, kissed me right on. We were making jokes about kissing people. Yeah. I kissed Bob on the cheek. Yeah. And then next thing I know, because Tony's big enough that he could have done anything he wanted other than kiss me if he wanted to. That's a big motherfucker. And and like almost picked me. Me up by my jaw with his lips. That's how strong this dude is. Oh, I thought, man, I was waiting for a grown-ass man to kiss you right on the lips. It was on the cheek, but I I felt very powerless.

SPEAKER_07 22:09

Not Brian Office.

SPEAKER_03 22:10

Yeah, it was like, hold on, let me get the powdered soap. It takes longer to pick up. I was like looking for the Brownsboro SVU unit and shit. Damn it. I thought like that man was fixing to violate me. He could have done whatever he wanted to, and I could not have done nothing. You mean you're like, I need to swap. I feel like I'm a pretty I feel like I'm a pretty decently in shape, strong, supported, like stand on my own kind of cat. No, not when that big motherfucker came up.

SPEAKER_07 22:32

No.

SPEAKER_03 22:33

He big. Had a good time of people giving me a hard time about some videos that may or may not have been right circulated on Facebook Saturday before. Um you know, some people listen and you don't know if they listen because they're creepers, but uh but anyway, I had had to respond to in kind to a video. Oh. So I came up here and did a video that day.

SPEAKER_04 22:55

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna go. So yeah, well, here you are.

SPEAKER_03 23:00

Let me fire up the fuck you box. So anyway, um just leave it at that. But no, it was fun, dude. We had a great time. Super, super, super great show.

SPEAKER_04 23:09

You even put your pants on for that shorts, but you shorts, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:12

But yeah. Oh, boots, no, boots and jeans for the video? Yeah, boots and jeans for the video. Because we were going to dinner that night and I didn't have to change twice. Oh so I just wore what I was gonna wear that night at 11 o'clock in the morning. Whatever. Um, whatever. Um drove the car back, no problem, dude. That Mercury cruise is so fucking cool. Did you get gas?

SPEAKER_06 23:34

Hold on, I'm not done telling the story yet.

SPEAKER_03 23:37

Uh you knew how long that hill was. No, I did not get gas yet. But I mean all the way home, no sweat. That thing got great gas mileage, it did fantastic. So seven gallons of gas. It great. 700 R4, 65, 70 mile an hour. It was fine. Damn it. Um, and that's a drive, dude. But it was cool, man. Cruising a chop Mercury through the fucking hilly, curvy East Texas roads. It was so fucking cool. Yep. And I'm like, I don't give a fuck what Joe's wife says. I'm buying this card, it's gonna happen. Sorry, Mary, but you ain't got no say so. But we will see. We'll see. Because she's not said yes yet. Oh. So, anywho, um Sabbath Saturday. Came here to the shop, Clayton was putting rock lights on his truck. So now it's it's got it's got the true Rocqualian package on it. Okay. Looks like a UFO. Yeah. Um but it looks cool. Slightly squats. No, it doesn't. I don't think so. But it looks cool for an 18-year-old's truck. Yeah. I'm I'm happy for him. Whatever. If you like this shit, then cool. Yeah. It looks cool. Uh I didn't do shit to the tea bucket. I sat here all day and didn't do a fucking thing. Um I did something. I must not have done anything.

SPEAKER_06 24:45

Yeah, you did. What? Blake's car.

SPEAKER_03 24:47

Yeah, we did that. Oh, and uh Rodden Style merchandise. Oh, okay. Yeah, me and Brooke and Jordan changed up the lobby a little bit. But go home, me and Brooke went out that night, took the Merc, had dinner, cruised around for a bit. Same seven gallons. Same seven gallons. Okay. Yeah, there was never another gas problem.

SPEAKER_04 25:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 25:09

Put it hold on. But hold on. Um is he coming back? He could. I don't remember the voice. But anyway, um, I guess he's dead.

SPEAKER_06 25:20

That's your Uncle Larry voice without the without Larry.

SPEAKER_03 25:25

Yeah, I don't know. But anyway, Sunday comes around. I didn't do shit. Yeah I I laid around in my chair, watched TV and heehaw. Sh whatever. I've slept mostly. I I know that I slept from 11 30 to 5 45. Damn.

unknown 25:39

Damn.

SPEAKER_03 25:40

Yeah. But I uh got up. I was like, I really want a Dr. Pepper. I don't want one of your funky ass diet, Dr. Peppers. So I got threw on some pants, like jeans, not my pajama pants. Yeah. Like I know that the shell station by the house has gotten ethnic lately. Oh, I thought you. But I can't go in pajamas, pants still. No? I wanted to take the mercury for one. You can't jump out of a chop murk in your pajama pants and shit. So I got dressed. You could. Yeah. Went to the gas station and I'm like, man, fuck it. I'm gonna drive this bitch all week. I'm like, I'm having fun. I'm driving the car. Fuck that truck. Yeah. So I went ahead and filled it up. There you go. Flashing zeros the whole time. It's below 10%, so it's just flashing. Damn it. Because it's got nine. Yeah, backwards.

SPEAKER_04 26:28

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:29

Yeah. So it's like full, full, full, full, full, full. Yeah. Well. Did that, got Dr. Pepper, filled up a gas, awesome smokes, went home, sat down in the chair, reached over, went to grab a pouch because I didn't want to go smoke. This one. And I was like, fuck. I'm out of pouches. I'll be back. Hopped back in the murk. Cruise back to the gas station. Grab me some pouches. Come back. Well, that time I was done for the night. Yeah. Threw my pajama pants back on. Yep. So I could keep my jeans clean for the next day. I didn't want to sit in them and fart and shit, you know? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:03

No, I get it.

SPEAKER_03 27:04

So um fart and shit. Fart and shit.

SPEAKER_04 27:06

But it's funny, it's funny though, because you put on the same pajama pants when you get home. Well, yeah, that's different. That's different. Just saying.

SPEAKER_03 27:13

That's different. I don't have to wear them to work the next day. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Brooke already knows I'm a fucking stinky slob. Yeah, well. So what's pajama pants matter? I mean, I wash my left every every three weeks. I left my underwear on. It's not like I got ball prints in them. You lying motherfucker. You wear no underwear. I do. I underwear them right now, bitch. Damn. Because all my pants are too fucking big and they fall off, and I'm afraid somebody's gonna see my whole ass. So anyway. Look like a fucking playbook factory. I gotta go buy some fucking clothes that fit, dude.

SPEAKER_05 27:41

But you gotta watch out for Tony California.

SPEAKER_03 27:43

Yeah, yeah. I gotta leave a belt on because that motherfucker, I at least it take him some time to get my pants off. But anyway, Monday morning rolls around. Getting ready for work, and I'm stumbling because I'm sleepy. Right. And I grab my wallet and shit's always on the counter, keys, wallet, new packs of cigarettes that may or may not they may not have been opened yet. Right. I got all my shit. Yeah. I make my poop powder drink.

unknown 28:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 28:06

Drink me a cup of poop powder. Well, I look and I was like, Where the fuck are my truck keys? And bro goes, You're you drove the mercury. I'm like, oh yeah. That's right. Thanks, babe. Well, where where where the fuck are the mercury keys? Long story short, chopped car, shaved doors, emergency popper doesn't work. I had shut the car up, rolled the windows up because it was gonna rain and left keys in the car.

SPEAKER_04 28:30

Damn it.

SPEAKER_03 28:31

Um way to get in a chopped car with shaved doors if you can't get any, if you don't have no vent windows. Yeah. Had a bust a window. Yeah. It's not pretty. Mm-mm. No. American Autoglass would be getting we gotta get him a template tomorrow and then the American Auto Glass from Greenfield, Texas. Shout out to Bobby. Yep. He said, Yeah, we can fucking fix it. I'm like, cool, thanks.

SPEAKER_04 28:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:53

He's like, Do you got one good one? I was like, I mean, it's cracked, but it's sure it's the right shape.

SPEAKER_07 28:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:59

Um times two opposite. Yeah, they're the same. Yeah, they're flat glass. So very flat? Yeah, they're the exact same window. Yeah. Um, but I called Joe Maxwell and told him that I had fucked up his car. Yeah. He's like, well, it was already busted anyway. He goes, I told you to drive it like you stole it. You just made it look realistic. So anyway, that's my recap. But the show was kick-ass, dude. Yeah, it was a great show. 83 cars.

SPEAKER_05 29:25

83 cars is that cool ed out there that that uh 57. With got the best engine at 56.

SPEAKER_03 29:31

Dude, I made posts of that. That's the best looking LS swap I've ever seen. Yeah. That thing's killer. Yeah, there was a lot of nice ones out there. Yeah, that car was beautiful. No offense to anybody else that's got an LS swap, but yours ain't nicer than that one. Right. I mean super sweet. Damn. That good, huh? Yeah. There was a lot of really nice cars. Yeah. I love going to East Texas shows because I don't know all of them. I don't know everybody. Right. Oh, yeah. And so that's even cool. Also, is like, if I don't want to, I can tell him I'm coming. Don't tell nobody I'm coming, man. I'm gonna come out. I kind of don't even want to emcee this one, I just want to come be a car guy. He's like, all right, cool, no problem.

SPEAKER_04 30:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:04

And I can come just hang out. And I don't know every single person out there. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 30:08

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 30:09

However, this time, people that I didn't know were coming up calling me by somebody else's name because of some videos that had been recorded.

unknown 30:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:18

I'll just say it. I don't give a fuck. I own this blend. They were all calling me Mark. Mark Wood because of the video. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Because Mark had thought we were cheating the system and building a$10 million tea bucket for this build-off deal. Yeah. Um, it ain't even gonna be a$10,000 tea bucket, but whatever.

SPEAKER_04 30:37

Right. No, but the hey, isn't the gold frame coming in? It might the mink interior. The mink interior.

SPEAKER_03 30:42

Um, but anyway, so yeah, and they were coming up, hey Mark, what's up? I'm like, I grabbed what I what was the dude's name? Uh he had uh the skinny guy. Chris L. Yeah, I grabbed him, I grabbed his hand. Sorry, Chris, you didn't know my name either, motherfucker. Called me what you called me by the wrong name. But anyway, he said, What's up, Mark? And I knew he was fucking with me because he had a smile on his face. So I grabbed his hand and I was like, I'm Brian. Yeah, I know your name, dude. I was like, I I know I was fucking with you too, bro. Yeah, um, we had fun, god almighty.

SPEAKER_05 31:12

Um Kevin Robertson was in the city. Robertson Robertson Ottawa.

SPEAKER_03 31:16

That was the other guy that Mark had called out on his video. Yep. And I thought this feels pretty cool to be hanging out this close to a millionaire, bro. And he was like, That's what I was gonna say to you. Because apparently we're both rich and we have open unlimited resources, yeah, open checkbooks. Yeah. Um, I got an open one. Yeah. I mean it ain't worth the fuck, but no, no.

SPEAKER_04 31:35

I got one. No, it's just the flaps open. Yeah, you forgot to put it away.

SPEAKER_03 31:38

I did get new checks, though. They got hometown hot rider logos on this shit.

SPEAKER_06 31:42

All official shit.

SPEAKER_03 31:42

Yeah. I'm gonna write a fake one and then I'll void it. I'll write it for like$10 million for the T bucket fund.

SPEAKER_05 31:48

So get tea bucket shirts made so you can put money in the tea bucket.

SPEAKER_04 31:52

There you go. Hey, do the do the check. Yeah, void it and then make and then just like cross out the the account number and all that, or put a fake one on there and all that, make it a fucking t-shirt. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:08

Yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_04 32:09

Oh, I mean it's already got the address on it, right? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 32:12

There you go.

SPEAKER_04 32:13

Phone number?

SPEAKER_03 32:14

Yeah, I'm in. All right, we're gonna make a book. I mean, I can make a shirt design in about two hours now. That's what I'm saying. I'm good. Yeah, yeah, just void. Yeah, that's fucking amazing. Yeah, why not? Yeah. I'll just take a picture of a blank one and let fucking AI do the rest. That's what I mean. Yeah, you go. Cover up the account number and the routing number. Yeah. There you go. Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. I'm in. 1,000 fucking.

SPEAKER_04 32:36

I just think it's such a it's such a dumb, stupid, but cool ass fucking t-shirt. It's like the septic tank shirt.

SPEAKER_03 32:42

When we make that shirt, when we make that shirt, we'll do that one special.

SPEAKER_05 32:48

Get you some before May night.

SPEAKER_03 32:50

Uh my god. You're a genius. There you go. They would show up in time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I might I might have to do that. Can everybody from the shop wear one? I mean, you can buy them.

SPEAKER_06 33:03

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:04

Because what I'm about to say, I'll make that shirt, and just to make it fucking fun and make there's a reason behind it, not just being a smart ass. Because the septic tank shirts for Redline Raceway did really well. Yeah, they did. Yeah. We sold 400 of them in an hour. Wow. Yeah. Um, but we had people in person buying them. We'll so we we typically when we sell a shirt, we donate two dollars from everything off of hometownhotrider.net to 9474 Foundation. Yeah. We're gonna make an exception with this shirt. Yeah. We'll do two dollars from every one of those shirts to dudes for boobs. There you go. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That'll work. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in. Fucking 100%. I'm in.

SPEAKER_04 33:42

You you gotta, but you know what? In the in the fucking bottom in the memo and all that, you should put break room bucket.

SPEAKER_03 33:48

Yeah, that's what I will put on there. I'm gonna write a fake number for it and everything.

SPEAKER_04 33:52

No, you do just let it generate it. Yeah, and all that shit. Yeah, that'd be fucking rad.

SPEAKER_03 33:57

But we'll I'll put that in the memo line. Yeah. Pay to the order of billionaire bucket fund. There you go. Yeah. Uh, and on the front, I'll come up with something. Yeah, I got this. You got it? Yeah, I'll I'll come up. Give me a couple days. We'll have a design. That's fucking amazing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 34:16

Good job, Jeremy.

SPEAKER_04 34:17

Yeah, I mean if it was Saturday morning, I would definitely have you like 50 designs. I'm just saying. Uh before 8 a.m.

SPEAKER_03 34:26

Okay. Yeah, I'm a hundred fucking percent in on that. That's fucking that's a great idea. Just saying.

SPEAKER_05 34:32

Um good job, Jimmy.

SPEAKER_04 34:35

Yeah, the amount of uh designs that I can come up with for t-shirts, yeah. It's gonna be great. Oh, maybe I shouldn't. I think what'd you do? God just hit me in the leg, told me not to.

SPEAKER_03 34:43

I think he just frogged me. My leg just went numb. Yeah. He's like, don't fuck with this again. Mess with that guy anymore. Yeah, I'm alright.

SPEAKER_02 34:50

I'm fine. Cool. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:53

Ow. Anyway, I'm good. Look, that hurt. I'm good.

SPEAKER_04 34:57

Um prostate's flaring.

SPEAKER_03 34:59

Oh, it's the side of my leg. Yeah, I know. It's where my dick rides. It's where my dick rides. On the outside of my leg.

SPEAKER_04 35:07

Can't feel it's got a callus. Um, all right.

SPEAKER_03 35:11

Jeremy's here to hang out, plus, we're gonna throw some preon in his car and stuff because he's heading to Mustang Week tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Uh Blake Motta already sent me a video from he's already down there. Yeah, Tim Thomas down there.

SPEAKER_05 35:23

Uh I think Bob's down there already, too. James, me and James, I think, go in tomorrow, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:30

Man, you know what we should have sold? We should have bought a bunch of those. You know those uh things where you those inflatable ball things that you put on, you run into each other and shit? You know what I'm talking about? Yep. We should have got some of those and called them crowdsavers so that people hanging out on the side of the road at Mustang Week could put them on. Right. Just in case somebody loses control.

SPEAKER_04 35:49

That's awesome. Have like crosshairs on them too. Miss me bitch. Miss me bitch.

SPEAKER_06 35:57

Why is there a giant target on this one?

SPEAKER_03 35:58

Oh my god, that's awesome. Um, so they're going to Mustang Week. Uh, I don't think we have anything this weekend. I don't think I don't think we got anything. Not anything planned. Uh oh, yeah, maybe. I might go to Pay. Isn't that this weekend? I don't know. I know Lone Star Roundups this weekend. Everybody go and be safe. Um, I'm not going. I we had to me and Les talked about maybe cruising down there Saturday for the day. Yeah. Run drive to Austin, check it out, and then come back.

SPEAKER_05 36:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:27

But that's a four-day show.

SPEAKER_05 36:29

Ooh.

SPEAKER_03 36:30

Oh. And you're gonna miss all the really, really cool shit if you just do that.

SPEAKER_06 36:34

Yeah. Well, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

SPEAKER_03 36:37

Yeah, because outside of that, it's just a car show. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense.

SPEAKER_05 36:40

Yeah, and Mustang Week's kind of kind of the opposite deal. It's like cruise ends and they do drag racing, uh, dirt, like oval racing, right? Drifting, things like that during the during the week. Saturday, it's the car show. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:53

Mustang mosh pit.

SPEAKER_05 36:55

Right.

SPEAKER_03 36:58

They draw one with a car, like a Mustang up in the air, but like the back tires are kicked out like it's for the mosh pit. Um we come up with like 900 shirt designs on this episode. No shit. Um Welcome to the RD episode.

SPEAKER_05 37:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:14

Um, I think Pate's this weekend, pretty sure it is, because that's why we did the valves on Dennis Martin's Volkswagen. He was taking it to Pate. I think Pate's this weekend. That'd be cool to go to. I haven't been to Pate in a long time. Uh Texas Motor Speedway throughout the weekend. Canceled. Is it for the weather? Ain't that a motherfucker. Yeah, I want to go.

SPEAKER_05 37:34

I know Ford's Garage has a show set Sunday.

SPEAKER_03 37:37

Ford's Garage, who's putting it on?

SPEAKER_05 37:38

Time machine.

SPEAKER_03 37:39

Oh, maybe. So maybe. Sunday? Yep. Maybe. I don't know. I might take the weekend off. There you go. I don't know yet. Take it off. Maybe I can come work on the breaking room bucket.

SPEAKER_05 37:48

Drive down to Galveston.

SPEAKER_03 37:50

Maybe I should come work on the maybe I should come work on my fucking car.

SPEAKER_05 37:52

There you go. Yeah, you might want to do that.

SPEAKER_03 37:54

Yeah, I should probably have something to show.

SPEAKER_05 37:59

You do something to show. It's just the frame.

SPEAKER_03 38:02

It's still gonna just be the frame.

SPEAKER_05 38:03

It's a debut show anyway.

SPEAKER_03 38:05

Yeah, but I have a goal. Debut? Yeah, I have a goal. Um I was gonna take all the suspension and stuff off and just take the frame with nothing on it and just take and take it in the back of my pickup.

unknown 38:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:18

Just stick it out the back like you. Yeah, hanging off the tailgate. With a flag. Oh, yeah. Yeah, with a red rag tied around it.

SPEAKER_04 38:24

Just put it on top of the whatever. Too bad you didn't have the white OBS with the fucking ladder rack.

SPEAKER_03 38:34

I was fucking with them, and I thought if Marion said yes on that deal, I was gonna I was gonna trip everybody up on May 9th and be like, this is my build. What's the progress on it? Uh new windows? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 38:45

New windows, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:46

New carburetor. Yeah, it needs bracest. It's got bracist problems.

SPEAKER_04 38:50

The the mark, the the emergency popper works. There's my progress, bitch. I can get in it now.

SPEAKER_06 38:57

Yeah. No, it actually worked. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 38:59

So it fixed the fuel situation.

SPEAKER_03 39:02

Put the fuel pump down below the tank. Yeah. Because gravity's a motherfucker. Physics are weird. Yeah. Fuck me. Did you have to push that car? No. Really? I wouldn't have put. I've got called a fucking wrecker. No. Yeah. Uh uh. I pushed it. She's heavy. Yeah, you might have had to push it again if you'd have been with me that day. We did. We me and James pushed it about 15 feet. Yeah. She's a heavy bitch. But it was killed downhill-ish. So we didn't have to push real hard. Yeah. Um I pulled off on the shoulder a month and then so fucked myself on that one. Yeah. Yeah. So I I wanted to have the hangout tonight and have the episode tonight because this is the first, this would have been the first one right after officially, for those that haven't seen the Facebook posts or Instagram posts, Rodden Style has a new home. Yep. Uh and it's her. Her. Right. Her. Actually, I really I guess Hometown Hot Rodder and any other shows that come on board with us have a new home, and it is Rodden Style. Yep. I guess is the way we should put that. Yeah. Um all of it. We've taken possession of the whole thing. Magazine, apparel site, all social media, Rodden Style TV. All of it.

SPEAKER_01 40:19

Awesome.

SPEAKER_03 40:20

That's a lot. But um it's gonna do something really it's gonna do some really cool shit for us. Fuck yeah. Uh it's gonna do really cool shit for the show. I think it'll help us get the shop closer to where we want it to be. Yep. Um look, we'll keep working on everybody's cars like that we always work on, but the goal is for this place to be full of nothing newer than 63 or 4. Right. And be working on nothing but old hot rods. Yeah. Traditional hot rods and customs and shit like that. You know what I mean? But we'll always work on the newer, the we say newer. We always call them newer, you know, 75 and older. Um, to us, those are newer. Yeah. Uh square bodies are uh new trucks to me. OBSs are shit. Why are you not driving this thing to California every day? You know what I mean? Like and OBSs are 30 fucking years old, almost 40. Fuck. Think about that. Yep. I mean, 88, so they're almost 40 years old. Yep. Yeah, so and I know this you guys are like By the way, thanks, Marshall Berman. We're gonna be putting a motor in his OBS.

SPEAKER_04 41:29

I know, I know everybody in the room except for him, because it'd be like, Yeah, fuck you. And fuck you for saying for giving me the shit. But anyway, point at Tyson. We were we are literally they're they're wrapping one of the vehicles, and it says since 1981. And I'm like, Are you fucking shitting me? Like, have I gotten to the like that's an accomplishment now? Yeah, like what the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 41:48

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_04 41:49

And all of a sudden my boss looks turns around and looks at me and goes, you're bored, huh? And I'm like, yeah, and he goes, You're fucking old. And I'm God James, how old are you?

unknown 42:00

54.

SPEAKER_04 42:01

Whew.

unknown 42:01

How old?

SPEAKER_04 42:03

64. Wow. You're what, 52? Yeah, right? Yeah. I mean, I'm just lucky I made it past 25.

SPEAKER_03 42:09

Third youngest in this motherfucker today.

SPEAKER_04 42:12

Damn. Right? Bro. I'm baby, but third youngest.

SPEAKER_03 42:17

I'm not in the middle of nothing, bitch. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_04 42:19

Right in the middle of the group? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I mean. I didn't mean middle of them. I mean I'm pivot man. Yeah, you're kind of like the cream filling. Tyson. Or like, or like I told these two big fellas at work, they were talking about, hey, get out of the way. And some other this little skinny guy was in the way. And they're like, you almost became a sandwich. And I'm like, with no fucking meat. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:43

Yeah. Yeah. Uh Tyson's 26 now. You're 40 now, aren't you? 44. What? What are you 44?

SPEAKER_04 42:50

Yeah, 44. I'll be 45 this year. Damn. I'll be 49 this year.

SPEAKER_03 42:54

I'm 48. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_05 42:56

I'll be 53 May 4th.

SPEAKER_03 42:58

I think I'm 48.

SPEAKER_05 43:01

Think you're 48? You're 50.

SPEAKER_03 43:02

No. Not yet. Almost 50. I'm not 49 yet. I'll be 49 in October. This is 26, right? Yeah. You gotta be 49 in October. Yeah, you're like the mather. What the fuck's wrong with you? I'm tired, bud. Wow. You don't under ask Tyson dude.

SPEAKER_04 43:14

Damn.

SPEAKER_03 43:14

I was gonna start using my fingers and realize I didn't have that many. There's no more Brian sit-around leisure time during the day here no more. No. This motherfucker's full of people all day, every day. I'm sure. And I'm not complaining. Yeah, I'm not complaining, but I'm tired. But damn. Mentally fucking tired. Um So you can't count. I need an office person again. I just don't want to fucking admit it yet. It's like, do we hire another person for the shop? Or do I look for But it had to be somebody that's like good at accounting and social media and keeping up with shit. Like an actual office manager. Like a like somebody that's that is on like LinkedIn and shit. Right. You know what I'm saying? Like

SPEAKER_04 44:02

Go down to like the go look for one of them butch bitches up there at the at the fitness place. One run around like fucking like cancer like Thor and shit. Not the fitness place next door. No.

SPEAKER_03 44:13

You're talking like Orange Theory.

SPEAKER_04 44:15

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 44:20

What's that other one where it's okay to be fat and lazy that you can go work out at?

SPEAKER_04 44:24

Oh no, I'm talking like I'm talking like like she turns around, she's got bigger traps than you. Oh. Yeah, you gotta find that big. It's like a Costco walker. They don't have malls anymore, so I was just trying to find a bigger store. Yeah, she's not old power walking. I'm talking about like she got big ass fucking shoulders, neck muscles, and shit. Yeah, like all of it, dude. Power lifter. Yeah, power lifter. It's like office fucking security so that so that I don't have to. Total different old. No. I really need to start smoking weed again. It doesn't, it helps. So anyway. Um I've heard office slash security. Yeah. Yeah. Like someone comes in and they're like, I think I'm in the wrong place. No, I'm sure you are. So I can take the pistol. This is where you're supposed to be. Take the pistol out of the drawer. I have titties.

SPEAKER_03 45:12

So Brooke was up here helping me do some paperwork yesterday. She got off work early. Yeah. And she opens the door and she goes, Whose fucking gun is this? And I went, What's it fucking matter? Yeah. Like it's mine. It's mine. You got many people I call faggots and shit?

SPEAKER_04 45:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:26

I ain't gonna fight nobody.

SPEAKER_04 45:28

No, no, I'm too old for that shit anymore. Yeah. Bro, I'm not gonna fight nobody. Yeah, there's a nine millimeter writer. I had this conversation today. I'm like, if anything happened to my girls, I was like, I'll be in prison. Yeah. Because I'm not fighting. I'm not fighting. This motherfucker be dead. Yeah. Done.

SPEAKER_02 45:43

But um, never mind.

SPEAKER_03 45:45

Did you do it? Yep. So it's gonna take time for us to be have everything from Rodden Style fully switched over. Yeah. This is a lot. It's oh yeah. It's a holy shit. Um for all the people that are asking, yes, we're gonna keep the magazine. But it's the last on the priority list. It's the last part I want to deal with. We're gonna work on it a lot and talk about it a lot. In fact, we may call Zach Parker in a minute and see if he's around. Um but um he swimmed down a little bit. Yeah, he looks good. Um but we're gonna start it in digital. When we do the when we do get to the magazine, we're gonna start out with it digital. Right and do it online. And if it and then we'll every now and then do like a pre-sale for a special edition print copy before we just jump right in, because it's expensive. Um and I I applaud the way Brandon Elrod and Scratch have done old school rods and car culture deluxe. Yeah. Because both magazines are in one magazine now. Nice. So you look at it one way, you flip through the pages, and it's it's old, it's oh yeah. It's old school rods. Yeah. Then you flip it upside down, it's outside. And then you flip it around the upside down and flip through it, and it's car culture deluxe. It's two magazines in one. Cool. It's super fucking cool. But he goes, Don't do this, it's expensive. Yeah. He was like, You you don't you don't want to do this. Um Barbara Joe says apparently in St. Louis, the postal carriers are retards. Okay. He ordered some shirts, which everybody else should do, and we'll talk about that in a minute. But he had ordered some shirts, and they showed to be delivered today and then they're not there. Um anyway. Um first and foremost is to get social media switched over so I can be posting and and kind of I don't want to change what Chuck's done because he's done such a good job with it. Yeah. But we gotta make it ours. Right. You know what I mean? We gotta we gotta we gotta make it where it it flows with what we do. So I gotta work on all that. Uh I've got access to Facebook and I could have access to all of it. I just I was supposed to call him and I didn't. Um for Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, and all that. Charles. Chucky. I have to. Um I did a post asking people what kind of videos they'd like to see on YouTube TV, on Broadenstyle TV. Yeah. Um got a lot of feedback. Did you? Yeah, I got a lot of feedback. So we're into a lot of different shit, man. Cool. Uh builder showcases, uh home shop tours. Nice. Go to like Jeremy's film the shop, film it, and film it, do a quick little interview. As soon as I have two microphones at work. Yeah. Because one of my microphones took a shit. Yeah. Um but cool shit like that. You know what I mean? Um might have been me. That's me. Oh, it was you. Um I don't remember all the tech tech videos, um, which would be Zach's department. Zach's gonna do a lot of tech shit, and we'll we'll use other people too. Yeah. You know, if we see something going on in the shop that we think would make a cool YouTube video, we'll set the camera up real quick and talk about how we're doing it. Yep. Um maybe we don't really do anything right, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 48:57

It's the wrong thing to say on the podcast.

SPEAKER_03 48:59

It was a joke. I like that. It was a joke. I like that. Uh we could do a video of Tyson showing people how to do drum breaks. There you go.

SPEAKER_04 49:06

Oh, yeah. Well, you're good at it. You have like this whole tutorial now, right? How to how to put it on like twice at one time? Yeah. Tyson? Because I forgot something. Yeah. That was my only experience. I know you had hell one day. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 49:19

That one day I was having a hard time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:21

Tyson's damn good at drum brakes. Yeah. Uh, he'll make one stop. He'll make it like I I beg people to not do disc brake conversions. Yeah. Like, I don't care what company you go with, it ain't never gonna stop like it would stop if you just learn how to do your drum brakes the right way.

SPEAKER_06 49:36

Right.

SPEAKER_03 49:37

Or bring it to somebody that knows what they're doing. Correct. Because I promise you we can make it throw you through the windshield.

SPEAKER_06 49:42

I did.

SPEAKER_03 49:42

Yeah. The 67 that Chevelle.

SPEAKER_06 49:45

I talked to the guy afterwards at the Brandon. Yeah, he's happy. Yeah, he was talking about, he's like, I'm just thinking about selling it, but I've just been driving it everywhere.

SPEAKER_03 49:55

I mean, that that truck, that car stopped better than my truck. Um it's just um, it's a it's the same with fuel injection. I've talked a lot of people out of doing like sniper or whatever, any of them. Yeah. Look, man, just either learn how to tune a carburetor or let us tune it.

SPEAKER_04 50:10

Dude, I saw somebody on Facebook today ratting and raving about uh Holly.

SPEAKER_03 50:15

Sniper?

SPEAKER_04 50:16

Yeah, like no, no, like pissed off about even their customer service. Can't do this, can't do that. Yeah, yeah. Call me, I'll figure Holly.

SPEAKER_03 50:24

I'm a carburetor whisperer. Right.

SPEAKER_05 50:26

Um That's what I told somebody today. Somebody was having issues with theirs, and I told them, should have taken it to Brian.

SPEAKER_06 50:33

Should have taken it off, put a carburetor on it.

SPEAKER_03 50:35

Yeah. It's just look, man, those cars ran for a long time. Do you think all these new vehicles that are out here now that are fuel injected and disc brakes and blah, blah, blah, blah, you think they're gonna be running in 50, 60, 70 years? No, no, no. Hell no. Fuck no. No, we we have a shop full of first generation Mustangs. Yeah. Jeremy, you own you own a newer Mustang. Do you think there's ever gonna be a time that there's a shop full of those Mustangs getting redone?

SPEAKER_05 50:59

Yeah, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_03 51:00

You think? You think? Yeah, I don't know. I think they'll drive until they just disintegrate.

SPEAKER_05 51:04

I don't know. Some of I mean there's like this one that I've got, the newer one. I mean, I would redo it. So you know, but I'm a big Mustang fan. Sure. So it just depends.

SPEAKER_03 51:14

As far as what I mean, I guess what I mean is is do you think they're they'll hold up the way probably not the way the 69 is.

SPEAKER_05 51:22

That's what I mean. That yeah, that's what I mean.

SPEAKER_04 51:24

In sixty years that thing will be it'll grow. That's what I meant.

SPEAKER_03 51:26

You can hold up that well that I just don't. Yeah, I just I don't I don't see it.

SPEAKER_06 51:32

They build them to throw them away. Like everything else.

SPEAKER_04 51:35

Yeah, they do. The only time we'll ever see one is like sixty years. I mean, we won't, but all of a sudden they're like, ooh, barn find. Yeah, you know, yep.

SPEAKER_03 51:44

Back in to 2025. Back back like say in say during the 40s, right? We quit making cars because we went to war. Right. A few years ago, we quit making cars because we had a shortage of fucking computer chips.

SPEAKER_05 51:58

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 51:58

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 51:59

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 51:59

Wow. Think about that. Yeah, that's crazy. You know, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_05 52:03

And then all the ones that finally got put together are all being recalled because the chips are no good.

unknown 52:07

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 52:08

Yeah. It used to it was just different. Um back in my day. Back in my day.

SPEAKER_04 52:14

Everything's so computerized.

SPEAKER_03 52:16

We went and fought Nazis and we liked it.

SPEAKER_04 52:20

I've been doing that's a last for the past three days. Fighting. What about this whole selective services thing?

SPEAKER_03 52:26

Yeah. I think it's okay. I do too. Because all they're doing is they're they're doing it for no offense, Tyson. But they need people to do things for them.

SPEAKER_04 52:38

I hope they can do it with fucking game controllers.

SPEAKER_03 52:42

They don't have you don't have there's nothing. You turn 18 and your birth certificate does it all. Like it's like No, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 52:47

I'm saying fight with game controllers.

SPEAKER_03 52:49

It's all drones. That's why we hadn't put a soldier on the ground yet. In in early.

SPEAKER_04 52:53

Because we recruited all these kids and they're going, hmm. Yeah, they're all flying, they're all flying simulators. Still in their mom's basement. Beat me to it. I was just about to say that. What in their mom's basement? But they're in full uniform while they're doing it.

SPEAKER_02 53:05

Yeah, yeah. Leave it alone, mom. I'm saving the world. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:14

Stop calling me that a mom.

SPEAKER_03 53:15

Yeah. Um get a job. I think it's all right. The the auto, the auto, the auto register for the draft. I don't really have a problem with it. Yeah. No, no. Auto selected services. Because for us, like they came to the school senior year and hey, okay, if you're gonna be 18 before you get out of school, go to the commons area because you're fixed to sign up for selected services.

SPEAKER_06 53:35

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 53:35

Like we didn't have a choice.

SPEAKER_06 53:37

Um I feel like they it was an option when I was a senior.

SPEAKER_03 53:42

And it shouldn't be an option. Like, that's your duty as an American. You know what I'm saying? Um so I I don't have a problem with the world.

SPEAKER_04 53:49

They did that in like your senior year? Yeah. Didn't make it that's why you never got drafted.

SPEAKER_03 53:56

That's why I never got drafted. Yeah, on the I've been on the run. But yeah, they were like, everybody that it's gonna be 18 before graduation, head up head to the gym or wherever it was, I don't remember, but uh you're gonna be signing up for selective services.

SPEAKER_04 54:09

I turned 17, said fuck you guys.

SPEAKER_03 54:12

Yeah. So um uh I don't I don't see a bad thing with it. No, um, because there's a lot of people that wouldn't sign up right now. Um you think there was draft dodgers in Vietnam? Yeah, just think if there's a draft right now, all these fucking pussies would be running to other countries.

SPEAKER_04 54:30

Bro, can you imagine?

SPEAKER_03 54:31

I can't go because I can't take my service dog with me and all kinds of stupid shit. Yep. Oh, where's the litter box? Uh where is I I have to go to is there a safe space? Right. Yeah, wherever the bullets aren't flying.

SPEAKER_04 54:43

Yeah, yeah. Uh yeah, just stay right there. Yeah. Yeah. Can you imagine? What, all the decoys? For like the real soldiers, that's what this is.

SPEAKER_06 54:56

Everybody be fighting for a desk job.

SPEAKER_03 54:57

All of a sudden the army and the armed forces has a new, there's a new position open where they're you're you're bait. Yeah. You just run around. What'd you do in the what'd you do when you served? I was bait.

SPEAKER_04 55:07

Like all of a sudden they're like, what do you do? It's like Grand Theft Auto, go.

SPEAKER_03 55:10

You know. Yeah, they sent me to knock on the door of the enemy's president or whatever. I'm sorry. Yeah. Fucking give me a fucking break. Yeah. Have you seen my dog? Fucking break. Yeah. Yeah. Uh saving private they them. Yeah. Private they them reporting for TV.

SPEAKER_06 55:40

They're like, now listen, only one of you can have that name.

SPEAKER_03 55:42

Like, so now if you do that, how could you come up with a movie like Major Pain or something? You couldn't have nobody going thr- ya-thur. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 55:50

What are you Deus Day? Can you imagine all? Can you imagine? What was uh uh Full Metal Jacket?

SPEAKER_03 55:57

Oh, yeah, yeah. Like Yeah. So let me ask you a question about Full Metal Jacket. Everybody here has seen Full Metal Jacket? Yeah, Tyson, have you seen it? Yeah. You should watch it. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 56:05

You've never seen it?

SPEAKER_03 56:06

It's it's pretty good. You would you would actually really like it. Okay. Uh Vietnam movie. You you really should watch it. It's a good movie. It's like up there with Plutoon. Does everybody else in here, anytime it comes on, I'm like, fuck yeah, I'll click on it. Yeah. Yes. Okay, but once boot camp's over, do you change the channel? I do. Okay. Me too. Yeah. I do. Once they go to the war, once they go to the Vietnam part, it's boring as fuck. It gets boring after that. Except for I try to fast forward to the little Asian hookers. You know, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 56:33

Get you a$15 anything you want.

SPEAKER_03 56:36

Tobuku. Yeah, you should watch it. Tyson's good. Uh that's funny.

SPEAKER_04 56:43

That's funny. That's as far as I make. As soon as soon as he kills himself. I think it's just because Private Pyle goes out. Yeah, as soon as he kills himself, I go on to something else. It's over.

SPEAKER_05 56:51

Yeah, you're like hooked on it.

SPEAKER_04 56:52

So what's he on now? Private Pyle? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:55

I didn't know he was on anything. Oh, dude, he's on like one of the SUV or it's what's his name from fucking uh Law and Order. Like the criminal intent. Yeah, the heavy stack guy. Yeah, the main dude, the the wild dude. That's right. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 57:07

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that motherfucker's. I'll watch that one. I'd only watch this for you. That son of a bitch has gone far in his career, man. Olivia's got that. I mean, you don't ever, I'd never hear anything about him like fucking up. He's probably a fuck up, but whatever.

SPEAKER_03 57:20

Can we talk about Benson's tits and how hot Amanda is on a show about sex crimes? I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_04 57:31

What'd you say?

SPEAKER_03 57:33

Well, Benson, uh, Olivia Benson. Oh, okay. She's got really big tits.

SPEAKER_04 57:38

Yeah, she used to be hot.

SPEAKER_03 57:40

Yeah, I mean, I still would. Because you think about her when she was young. Yeah, and she's rich. Yeah. But Rollins, the other one, the blonde chick. I've got a like I've got an actual actress crush on her. Always have. Kelly Gooddish? I don't know. She's hot. And she talks like a hillbilly, and that's even hotter.

SPEAKER_04 57:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 57:58

Just saying. But I just don't know if we can talk about them like this about on SVU. At least they're grown. It's not like they're kids. Well, no, they're not kids. And it's not like I'm gonna sneak up on them in a dark alley. That's crazy. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_06 58:11

You might get your ass kicked.

SPEAKER_03 58:13

Yeah. You think she can really fight like that? I don't know. Because that's pretty hot. If so.

SPEAKER_04 58:18

I mean, you gotta have some sort of knowledge.

SPEAKER_03 58:20

I don't know why we're doing that. We're all sitting here looking at each other, laughing our asses off because we're just trying to make shit up. You think ice tea really trying to fight you if you snuck up behind him? Maybe. I feel like not. Probably not. But I feel like that wife real wife, Coco or whatever the fuck her name is. I feel like she'll fuck you up. Probably.

SPEAKER_04 58:37

No, see, Ice T Ice T's like us, okay? Like he's on camera right now and he's like all trying to bust out and fight and all that. If you walk up behind him, he's gonna shoot you. Yeah. That's it. Playing and said, hey, I'm from the hood, homie.

SPEAKER_03 58:50

Um I follow up Iced T on Instagram just because I like his shit, you know. Yeah. And he's got he always he a lot of times he's I prefer sweet tea, but he's like slim thug. Like he'll have some pretty inspirational shit on his Instagram sometime. Yeah. Um, but lately it's been a bunch of old videos from from his from the body count days, like when he had the the body count, the rock band. It was pretty bad.

SPEAKER_04 59:11

It was. He was a way better rapper. It was, it was. And uh to to rewind, so my grandparents uh when I when I was younger, they're like, hey, uh, you want to buy something? We're at the warehouse in California, okay? And we're walking through looking for CDs. They like to swap meat at copies. No, I'm sorry, it wasn't even CDs, it was going on a roll. It was fucking cassette tapes because I didn't have I didn't have fucking CDs. But anyway, I'm flipping through and I grabbed cop killer. Okay. I'm like, I want this. Grandma's like, okay.

SPEAKER_03 59:40

Holy fuck, we're at an hour.

SPEAKER_04 59:42

Yeah, and I'm like, cool. So I get home, I'm listening to it. Yeah, my parents made me take it back. They're like, uh-uh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, that ain't happening. And then they made me gay get some gay shit, but whatever. Queen. No, like fucking Milly Vanilli. No, no, like fucking tag team. Oh, back again. Yeah. Check it, direct it. Yeah. Let's begin. Yeah. Party on, party people. Fucking hard. Let me hear some noise. Yeah. It hit hard. DC's in the house, jumps up. Base note. Boom, boom. Oh, yeah. No, it hit good. Boom. Boom. Yeah, my my little brother was like a year and a half or so, and he's sitting in the back seat, and the the truck, my my stepmom turns the truck off, and he's off. Hmm. Hmm. And I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah. Boom teddy. Yeah. Um, I know you don't know what we're talking about. Oh, you do? Damn.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:35

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:38

Bless you.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:39

That still tastes like pepperoni duo. Dude, that was good. Yeah. Uh what else we got? I mean, we got a shitload of shows coming up, man. I mean, God almighty. My maid is book book.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:52

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:52

The second.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:53

So April 26th, the seller show. Yeah. Um. Did Austin come by? No. Okay.

unknown 1:01:00

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:01

He's selling something. Uh, he might just come up here and pay for his brother to sell his uh S10 Blazer. That'd be cool. Yeah. So he might come up here.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:10

I'm not gonna lie. I'll tell everybody the truth. Right now, it's not gonna be that big of an event. Um, there's like five or six cars registered. Yeah. But we gotta do it. We can't cancel it, we can't move it to next month. We gotta do it because we gotta build consistency and we've got to show people that we're serious. And yeah, every time we do something new, this is how it does it. It starts out slow.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:26

Could be another tea bucket up here, too.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:28

Yeah, yeah, we might have another tea bucket up here. Yeah. Um but um one to five, April 26th, it's a Sunday. Um we've got James Armstrong's uh 81 Corvette in it. We've got Corey Colgrov's F-250 in it. Uh Joe Maxwell's 36 Ford Cabaret Chop Top Street Rod deal. Um Mark Clemens is putting his buddy's convertible transam in. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:58

And then possibly Rob Parker with the T bucket.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:02

Yeah, Rob Parker with a T bucket. Nice Joe X mount Joe Maxwell. I'd said that. Did you? Um you got a white Corvette too, right? Yeah, that's James Armstrong's car. Um and then um Andy Anderson's putting his 86 Fox body in, the 29,000 mile now two-owner car because Andy owns it, but yeah, uh 29,000 mile 86 Mustang, it's gonna be in it.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:28

I wonder if we'll we should ask him about the Lexus.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:30

Yeah, yeah, well he he said we put the Lexus in it too. So he's got a Lexus. So I mean, look, if we can get 10, I'll be happy. Yeah. 10 will not feel like a failure to me. No.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:40

Um I told I told a couple of others to bring their cars up here, but spectators and potential buyers, please come hang out.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:46

Please come look, please come check out the cars. If I don't get many more to register, I'm not gonna set up a food truck because I don't want to waste their time and their money on food. Um, but you know, maybe we'll order a couple pizzas in or something. You know, I mean we'll do something, we'll try to do something. Yeah. But um, you know, it's gonna take time to build that deal. Yeah. And then May 2nd, uh the Leonard Police Department Springbash. Uh from what time to one time?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:11

10 to 1.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:13

That's within your window, Jimmy.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:15

No, that's not the problem. All of a sudden Kelly looks at me and goes, hey, uh, I fly back from uh North Carolina, and I'm like, Oh yeah, what when? She's like on the second. I'm like, what time? She's like two. That sucks. It's all right. I get it. Get her. We'll be there.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:31

We'll be there.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:32

I mean, she did say her daughter could get her. Yeah, get her. Yeah, do that. Yeah, I'm gonna try to do that. You don't have to, I'm just like.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:37

I mean, I'm um but 10 to 2 on the on the downtown Leonard Square. Um it's it's for the uh what? I just got a funny text. Oh you should look at your phone.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:52

Oh, mine's off.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:53

Oh, well, I just got a text that said uh tell my husband check his phone. Let me turn it back on. What creeped me out is it came up with your name. Oh like under our text messages. Weird. Yeah, she must have your i she must have your iCloud or something.

unknown 1:04:15

Huh?

SPEAKER_05 1:04:16

Oh, she's got my iPad.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:17

Yeah, that's that's creepy. That was creepy because I saw it and I was like, Jeremy's a fag.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:25

Oh my god, Jeremy's got a husband.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:28

Um that's fucking awesome. Tell my husband, check his phone. That's the greatest thing ever. You look at you look around the room. So the spring bash, uh, they're gonna do a motorcycle poker run if anybody's interested. Uh kickstands up at 10 o'clock. Uh a show is from 10 to 1. Probably start letting people come in around 8, you know, setting up or whatever, start registration early. We'll probably, we'll probably, you know, I roll like Jeremy rolls. People are showing up, I'm gonna get it over with. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? I'm not gonna buy 10 o'clock. Yeah, I ain't gonna do that shit. If you're showing up early, then I'm gonna I'm gonna handle you. Yep. Um, Jeremy's gonna be there. Yep, we'll be there. Um I'll em see you. Jeremy will be with me. Uh, there's music from some band that I don't remember. There's a shot that Chase Reigns made make an appearance. Okay. A couple songs. Cool. Um look, it's my hometown. It's the it's where hometown Hot Rider was created or why it was created. Right. Um I grew up there. Well, I didn't grow up there. I mean, we moved there in the eighth grade, but I lived there until I was 25. I mean, I lived there a long time. Um, graduated from there. Uh did a lot of dumb things there. Yeah. Yeah. So uh come hang out. But it it benefits the Leonard Police Department High School Scholarship Fund. Hell yeah. Uh and then the next weekend, May 9th, Canton Swap Meet, Louis Chevrolet Canton Swap Meet uh car show with Hazelwood Hot Rods. The build off, yeah. Uh he's gonna be giving away the Dudes for Boobs trailer. Yep. Um so you still got time to buy tickets. Yep, go to Hazelwood Hot Rods.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:57

Go to dudesforboobs.org. But it's coming. But it's Dude's D O O D S. Yep. D O O D S.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:03

Yeah. D double O D. Get it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, anyway. Um that's May 9th. It's the build-off, the trailer giveaway, the swap meet, the car show. It's gonna be a big deal. Yeah. That's huh? Oh, yeah, they're gonna cruise around during while uh they're counting ballots and stuff. Like after they judge, while they're tallying, tallying all up, they're gonna do a cruise. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:28

Um soon as I can get judging done, he's gonna keep people occupied. Do a cruise.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:33

I'll probably just chill. Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. I'll probably just hang out. Uh, because I'll be tired because I'm in seeing it and I'll just be ready to relax. Right. I'll be ready to rest for a minute. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Um I might that might be my time to go walk around the SWAT meet. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. I'll go check out what's at the SWAT meet while we're doing that. Um that's the ninth, 14th through 17. There's a small conflict of interest because there's a show on the 17th. I don't remember what it is.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:00

There's a show on the 16th in Alba, the classics.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:03

Yeah. And there was something somebody told me about yesterday, the 17th was like something that I really wanted to go to. And I can't because I'm gonna not like I can't because I'm not gonna be there. It's not like that. I'm gonna be at relaxing in the park and festival. Oh, that's right. Uh DJ Mays' show. So I'll be in Missouri with Bonsai Cruisers. Yep. Um and then the next weekend, um, unless it's not happening, I gotta call Ken and find out. Um I'm supposed to be flying to Vegas to get picked up at the airport in Ken Saneer's 53 Ford Convertible. Okay. And drive from Vegas to Santa Maria, California for West Coast Customs. Oh, yeah. And then Sunday he's gonna take me to Bakersfield, I'm gonna fly back home.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:43

And that's the 17th.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:46

That's the 19th weekend or 20th. Okay. It's the it's the weekend after relaxing in the park. And then the last weekend of the month, I think the 29th, if I remember right, is pre-war pile-up. Oh yeah. Uh it's moved, not only does it move to Texas, it's gonna be in Decatur. And not only is it gonna be in Decatur, Texas, Chuck Stanfield is running it this year. So it's the first time pre-war pile-up's been in Texas. And uh it's a pretty stringent uh set of rules to be in that show. Yeah. Like it's pre-war shit only. No exposed small block Chevrolets. So model A with a small block doesn't count for pre-war pile-up. Nice uh wheels matter like it's gotta be pre-war shit. Damn. Um, it's gonna be a super cool show. Yeah, it'll be fun. Uh, I've been trying to share everything I see from Cheater Slick Culture to make sure that people see what's gonna be at that show because that's gonna be fucking cool. Yeah. That is cool. He's thinking around 80 cars or so.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:40

Damn.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:41

Then that Sunday, May 24th, I got that show at Ford's Garage. I'll be at that one.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:46

Yeah. That's the weekend before pre-war poly-powered.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:49

Memorial Day weekend.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:50

Memorial weekend is West Coast Customs. This is where my problem was.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:54

So you won't be at that one.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:55

Well, it depends.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:57

Am I gonna pass up West Coast Customs? You're not that old. No, I don't expect you to. I'm not gonna pass up West Coast Customs, but I want to be there because I am see your shows. I don't expect you to. I am seeing your big shows. So going on. I gotta find out if I'm going or not. Right. Because I haven't talked to Ken since he offered to fly me out. Yeah. Um let me tell everybody. Let me tell everybody. The possibility of me going to California just for a car show is not because I'm fucking rich. It's because my buddy is gonna pay for me to go. Yeah. Just clearing that up real quick. Yeah, if he was rich, we'd all go. See there? They do have open checkbooks because he's going to California for a car show, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:32

Yeah, stay tuned for that uh coming out of the tea bucket fund.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:34

There you go. Never in my life have I seen somebody be accused of being rich for building a used tea bucket.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:45

It's all that 24 karat gold.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:48

You make all that money on them t-shirts, so three print.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:53

Oh, once the bucket gold casting come back.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:58

Uh, we're right right behind Donald Trump's order. Oh. So once we get done with his, once they get done plating everything in the White House, we'll get our tea bucket frame. I only use the best. You really think it's gonna look good on wire Dayton's?

SPEAKER_04 1:10:16

It'd be alright.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:18

What about a what about a T bucket on hydraulics?

SPEAKER_04 1:10:22

That'd beat the shit out of you. You flip that bitch. It would probably throw you out of it.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:26

I think it'd be stupid too, because the front axle would have to be independent. I think it'd be dumb.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:30

Just one one pump in the front.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:32

Yeah, and it's really just a master cylinder. You just hit the brake, you just hit an extra brake pedal and you push it in like Jeremy, is there anything of note that you want to bring up, or did we touch it all? Yeah, I mean bum bum.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:49

SV vets core that's about to be done by painted the vets for vets. Vets for vets fundraiser. It's not as easy to say as you'd think it would try.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:58

Vets for vets? It's it you can fuck that up pretty easy. Vets for vets. Okay, smart ass. Anyway.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:04

But we're giving away a Corvette. It's a 89 convertible. Uh I guess it's a C4, I think that is. Yeah. Um, but it's gonna be a one-of-a-kind paint job. Dave Fazan's gonna paint it. It's gonna have all kinds of military stuff on it. So it'll be really fun.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:19

It's for vets for vets, right? Yeah. Hometown Hot Rodder will not be working on it.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:23

No. You sure? You can.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:28

But uh I've had my fair trouble with Corvettes in the last couple weeks. Yeah, so Tyson likes Corvettes.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:32

Vets for Vets, they have drum brakes. They uh they help remodel a veterans home, the East Texas. Yeah, and that money is gonna help do that. Plus, we're putting on the car show for them.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:42

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:42

So August 29th, that's when we're doing the raffle and the car show form in Lindale.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:48

Right on.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:48

Waffle.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:49

Waffle. Uh hometonehotrider.net. Anything bought on there that's not a sticker will donate$2 to the 9474 Foundation. Um we make this new shirt. Uh the billionaire bucket shirt. Um I can't fucking wait.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:14

You just need to do like the front, like just a little, a little deal right there that's just the outline, but it's all in dollar signs. Yeah, oh, I'm gonna come up something good. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna come up with something good. Um or no, you you need the oh you that's a copy, right? You need the you need the fucking uh Monopoly guy sitting in it. I what I yeah, I'm yeah, we're we're we got it.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:35

Yeah, we're stepping in the same pile of shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:37

Um Let's eat bucket.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:41

We're gonna be riding in the same pile of shit when everyone's finished. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:45

Um You better lose some more weight because I'm starting to gain some. Oh shit. Yeah, we can't both ride it.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:54

It looked like that picture of me and Ken and his roadster in Montana. Yeah. Did you ever see that picture? Uh-huh. We were both a father. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, I did. It was like one shirt across the car. Fucking red.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:06

We looked like a two, we look like Siamese twins. Primey driving like this, I'll have my like fucking arm around him on his fucking titty. Yeah, we look like Siamese twins in that car. Dude, that's crap. That was bad.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:16

But uh I still think we need to do the dumb and dumber. So when we create the billionaire bucket t-shirt, yeah, uh two dollars from every one of those sold will go to Dudes for Boobs. Awesome. So um we're working on something else that I I kind of let it slip a little bit on Jeremy's live the other night. Not too many people caught what I was talking about. That's good. So I won't we'll hold off on making the final announcement for that because I overstepped it a touch on your video. So I got reeled back in today. Um and what they reeled me in made sense. So um bot that what else? Anything else? No. Lots going on in the shop, Tyson. Um it's been busy. Fuck me. But it looks great back there. Cars are getting out, cars are going home. The Falcon went home. The Falcon went home, the fucking Falcon went home. The fucking Falcon Betty Boop went fucking home today. Finally. Um, it will be back and we know it'll be back. There's things that still need to be finished. Uh oh, be careful. Yeah. I just did a swallow. Yeah. Yeah. You had to see the did y'all see that? Yeah. Swall wheel farting on TV interview? Yeah. Awesome as fuck. Um, that was the coolest thing that he did. Um yeah, the Falcon finally went home. Yep. That little bitch is fast. If y'all, if y'all are in the Rockwall area and you see a little white falcon running around that says the boop on it, and you think you're gonna don't try to race that car. That car's fucking fast. And she will. Yes, she will fucking race you. Yeah, and that car's fast. I mean, we just we turned out a big block Camaro today, the solid lift 427, blah di-dee, blah, di blah, stall, just that that falcon to eat that Camaro's ass. Guarantee it. That car's fast. Yeah. Um maybe with a different stall on the Camaro. Maybe not. Yeah, possibly. Yeah. If you put a tire in that Falcon, they don't give a fuck what that Camaro's got done to it. That car's fast. Um and it's my business partner's car, so it's okay that I high routed it. Yep. Matter of fact, I told him. I was like, look, all the guys that work here, they work for us. So they they just test drove the car. I was like, you're my partner. I tried to break the motherfucker. I was like, I tried to blow it up, and he was like, good. Good. Yeah. I mean, I probably did a 350-foot fucking burnout in the middle of the turning lane down the street down here.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:43

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:44

Until I let off of it. Damn it. It was fucking awesome. And I I didn't mean to do it that long, but I was looking in the rearview mirror because the white smoke was cool. Because we were probably running like 55 inches.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:55

You're like waiting for it to get the tires. It was fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:00

No, I was just coming up to the driveway. Oh. It was I was at a pretty good clip. That little car's fast.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:07

You'd have him bring it to Canton.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:08

Yeah. Yeah. He said he's coming. Good. We'll see.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:15

That's awful early.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:17

That's awful early. We'll see. Uh well, what time's that? 8. Damn.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:22

Registration's what? 8 to 10 30. So.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:25

And I'm MCing it, so I'm really I need to be there by 7 30.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:30

My dumbass says, damn. And I've been up for four hours. What? You and I can ride together. Like turkey, like turkey dragon. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:37

Fuck y'all hoes. But yeah, I'm always following Brian because he's bringing the tea bucket.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:42

Yeah. Hopefully I'm just bringing it. Wow, Siri's so smart. It had already given me a notification to do this. Talk about big titties. As always, be sure to like, follow, and share the Ryland Strong Network. Go to RylandStrongnetwork.org and do your part to help in the uh quest to improve research and medication for uh pediatric cancer. Shout out to the 9474 Foundation uh for young adults with cancer. Um, that donate for all kinds of reasons to that. It's a it's really cool. So go follow those, check them out online, go to their web em sites and Facebooks and all that stuff. Uh special thanks to the following Ryan Christenberry, the rear end polisher from Rev Limit Off-Road in Blue Ridge, Texas. Go get your rear end shined up by Ryan. Slippery rear end, it is. He is a special loop. Shout out to the homie, Kelly Bromagin, low income clothing. Um, he looks like he's getting his Facebook back. Yeah. Man. Uh he convinced me to get verified for all of our stuff so I can try to get the tax things figured out so we can start collecting our money. Because we've missed out on a lot of money the last couple years. I'm sure. Um, so I need to get that straightened out. But now I can chat with Meta and actually get it fixed. Yeah. Hopefully. Uh shout out to those fuckheads at Hazelwood Hot Rod. Shout out Thanks to Jeremy and his wife, Ellen, all the other members of Hazelwood, James Martin, everybody else, for everything and all the support that y'all have given us. Uh, we appreciate y'all as a podcast, as a shop, as Roddenstyle.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:14

Seven gallons of gas.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:15

Seven gallons of gas. Uh, I done for the record, I donated that$30 five-gallon gas can to Jeremy. So now when somebody runs out, there's a five-gallon gas can. There you go. Yep. Um, but uh for real thanks to everybody with Hazelwood High Rods. Uh Randy Silva, R3 heating air and mechanical. Uh Randy was here today. Getting his he got his hair trimped up and then he came out and hung out. Well, y'all were gone. Um Love It or Lose It, Tattoo and Body Spa, Integrated Lifestyle. Shout out to Paul Lopez, the homie. Texas Legends Barbershop, Linares Piercing Studio. Um, because you never know when you're going to need it, especially after you get married. You could always go for a good hand job soap. Hand job soap. Shout out to Dion Castro. Thanks for being part of us. Home Wah. Chase Me Films, Legacy Classic Insurance, Wicked Clover Tattoo, Double R Electric, the uh 2026 Dragon Destroy Showdown 2.0, Ready Fight. Fight September 26th at the OC in Forney, Texas. Times. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, at some time that day. I'm sure it's in the morning.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:21

It's early morning.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:22

Yeah, I'm sure. When it starts and finishes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:25

Yep. 26th, you're right.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:26

Uh, shout out to Adam's Polishes. Y'all uh go hit up Adam Metzler and buy your shit from him. I know they sell it at Walmart. I know they sell it at AutoZone, but uh buy it from me so that I can then buy it from Adam.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:38

They sell it at our shows, too.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:40

Yeah, buy it from me that way I can reorder from Adam. Yeah. Um, instead of this however many thousands of dollars of stock I bought for Clayton and everybody else to wash cars with. Yeah. Call me and buy buy some Adam's Polishes. Yeah, come get this. Uh my best customer on Adam's Polishes, myself. Yeah. Um also last but not least, shout out to um Charlie from Blast It, Mobile Sandblasting. Uh welcome to the family of advertisers. Oh yeah. Uh blast it. He will be blasting the tea bucket as soon as I call him and tell him I'm ready so that we can make it look cool.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:17

Cool. Um getting ready for cool coal plating.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:21

Um he's gonna blast it with gold flake first. I paid extra. Yeah, no walnut. Yeah, Eshra Media. Um speaking of media, please go subscribe to Rodden Style TV on uh the on the boobtube. Yep. Um there is a hometown hotrudder YouTube, but it'd be pointless for you to go follow it because we don't really do shit on it. No, we probably should.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:45

Um also please go to hometownhotrodder.net, buy shirts so that we can donate money and buy break room bucket. Yeah, buy the break room bucket shirts because two dollars of that will also go to 9474, but the rest of it goes to building the break room bucket. Yep. Yep. That's why the shirt's gold plated. Awesome. It's mink. It's mink. It's mink. Uh soe me for false advertisement. Huh? Yeah, that's we should do it in gold. That'd be funny. It would. Um I can't do bright colors. No, either can I. No, it doesn't look good. Uh I'm red and blue are about it for me. It's about as bright as I'll get.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:28

You can do the check and stuff in gold.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:30

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:31

Do it in green and put a bunch of fucking dollar signs over it too.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:36

Put that dude on Batman. Yeah. Um also go to Roddenstyle.com. Buy everything. Everything. Buy it all. Roddenstyle.com. Um we're gonna be putting more hometown hot rodder and Roddenstyle merchandise in stock here in the store. And we've even talked about oh yeah. We've talked about giving up half of this room and turning it into retail. Yeah. So turning this thing sideways and moving it back and making that half more retail. We're gonna have to do something to put more merchandise in. We need to sell some shit. Yep. Please, please, please. I'm not kidding. I need your help. Please go to rod and style.com and hometownhotrider.net and buy merchandise. Uh, I'm out a lot of money, and I need to make some of it back. So please go buy some stuff. All of it. Uh keep sending us ideas for posts and videos and things like that, and we'll we'll put it in whichever show it fits the best with. Whether it's Hometown Hot Rider or Roddenstyle, we'll make it happen, Captain. Really cool announcement coming up that we're just not quite ready to make yet, but I'm so proud of it, so I'll talk to y'all about it. Uh actually, y'all already know. All y'all know. Oh, yeah. So it's gonna be super cool. Um, thank a teacher. Yeah. Make sure you remember to thank a teacher. Thank your kids teacher. Uh, and apologize if you don't beat your kids. If you don't spank your kids at home, then apologize to your kids teacher tomorrow. So, anyway, if we got nothing else, then I guess that's all we'll do from today.

unknown 1:23:01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:01

Okay, don't rape each other. Or do bye bye.