Hometown Hot Rodder - IT WAS SUPPOSED TO RAIN!!!!

No Hangout again due to what was supposed to be bad weather, so we just created our own storm with this one - Don't be offended, it's mostly just a joke.....

Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:01

Push the buttons. Whatever. We know it's not raining. It was supposed to be raining. Yeah. Listen. We don't care if you're here because you want to be here because you lost a bed with one of your buddies, or because you didn't see the Facebook post or Instagram post. Or maybe TikTok post. That the hot rod hangout was uh or the hometown hangout, not hot rod hangout. Sorry for map. The hometown hangout was my bad. Um having those shows tonight. You are listening to the okayest show on the internet, the hometown hot rodder podcast. We're the losers because we forgot to have the hangout. We didn't forget. No, we're canceling. It was supposed to be raining. It was supposed to be raining right now.

SPEAKER_01 0:53

Yeah. And it's like starting in 93. You don't do it. Yeah, you don't do it like midday and go, hey, we're canceling it.

SPEAKER_05 0:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

That'd be weird.

SPEAKER_05 1:02

And then I realized that not very many of our followers internet.

SPEAKER_00 1:07

No. Does your episode name think?

SPEAKER_05 1:11

Or cell phone rain. Or cell phone. It was supposed to rain. No, they do cell phone. They just don't internet. I beg to differ. They text message.

SPEAKER_01 1:19

Yeah. If they can.

SPEAKER_05 1:22

Apparently a lot. A lot of lot. So anyway, what up, bitches? What up, motherfucker? None. Welcome, welcome, welcome. To an empty building. We're two for two from people coming up for the for the hometown hangout. No shit. God damn, I got good parking tonight. Listen. I got front row. Here's how it works, man. I figured this out having to racetrack. Okay. It was supposed to fucking rain. It was supposed to. If it's over a 20% chance, they ain't coming. No. Because it might rain on it. And the water's different now than it was in the 50s. I mean it kind of is. It may be.

SPEAKER_01 2:03

I mean, it yeah. I mean, if you haven't put it under a microscope, do you really know if it is or not? I I think fluoride wasn't introduced until later. Fluoride come out of the rain? No. You said water. I I meant rainwater. Oh, rainwater? Yeah. Oh no. I see. I I don't think I don't think they chemtrailed that bad in the fucking 50s. Conspiracy theories.

SPEAKER_05 2:26

I'm just saying. Dun dun dun. I believe them. We need that episode. That was funny. The one with Chuck when we did the that was hilarious.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:32

Chuck needs to come back.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

You know, you know what Monday was?

SPEAKER_05 2:36

Come on your what?

SPEAKER_01 2:37

No. Oh. You know what Monday was? Monday? Monday? 420? Yeah. You know what today's not? Fucking, yeah. Here I am. Is this the first one ever? First fucking episode. First goddamn episode. This might be like the best one. Probably not. It might be. I'm not on fire. I'm just kind of like.

unknown 2:56

But it's not addictive.

SPEAKER_01 2:58

I didn't. No, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. There's a there we can get on that tangent because I don't know. That do. Yeah. Because is it addictive? No. Is doing it addictive? Do you have gain an addiction from it? Yes.

SPEAKER_00 3:17

Like the habit of it?

SPEAKER_01 3:18

The habit of it. But I think that's what it I think that's what addictive would be. You don't you don't you don't scratch for it. You don't fucking try to get sell cheeseburgers for it and all that stuff. No, that's true. But I have seen people. That's what I don't get with most people. Okay? Because I know you like you could just stop today and be all right. I I'd be fine, but I'd be an asshole for a while. Just for a minute. Yeah. I'd be an asshole asshole for a while. My fucking words wouldn't come out near as clear. Or better. I no. Believe me at work. I'm sitting there talking. Kool-Aid will look at me and go, the fuck did you just say? I'm like, I know, dude. Like, yeah, just fucking catch me after work. I'll get that sentence out.

SPEAKER_00 4:06

Yeah. Um just call me after work. We can continue this conversation. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

No, no. I literally, like today, they said something and I walked fucking five feet. And they're like, what's up? I don't know. They're like, you walked up here for something. I'm like, fucking 100% I did. I wanted to tell you guys something. They're like, what was it? I'm fucking fine. Turned around, went right back to my toolbox. Ten minutes later, I'm like, oh yeah. Walked up and I'm like, hey. And he's like, hey, what do you mean? And I go, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm gonna lose it again. Don't interrupt me. Yeah, don't fuck me up.

unknown 4:42

Shh.

SPEAKER_01 4:42

Now that might not be because of that. It might be actually because I do show the signs of Alzheimer's pretty bad.

SPEAKER_00 4:49

Is our music playing or is that next door?

SPEAKER_01 4:52

It's not our.

SPEAKER_05 4:52

That's us playing through the building. So it must be next door. Yeah. Okay. I also hear the air conditioner in my headphones, so I don't. I do. That's all I hear. The air conditioner? Yeah. I think it's the air conditioner. It's just in our headphones, though. You don't hear it in the microphones. Microphones.

SPEAKER_01 5:13

Well. When you run it through all the stuff. Yeah, it's gone. It's gone.

SPEAKER_05 5:19

Uh yeah, this uh look, we had to cancel the hometown hangout.

SPEAKER_01 5:25

Yeah, because there's a 20% chance that these motherfuckers were gonna shoot.

SPEAKER_05 5:29

If I wouldn't have canceled it, everybody would have been pissed. Because there's water in the parking lot. Yeah. And it's not bad water, but there is water in the parking lot. I weren't out there at that place. That fucking that might as well be a gravel parking lot. Might as well. Might as well be a gravel yard. Flooded. That asphalt had water spots in it. I had to couldn't.

SPEAKER_00 5:50

That water was I didn't want to get water in my fender wheels.

SPEAKER_05 5:54

Yeah, yeah. All over the bottom of my car, up in my drain plugs and shit. Plus the other thing, and I should have, I should have clarified this.

SPEAKER_01 6:03

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just just to be fair and all that, half the half the people would have to see if their shit was leaking. So if they splash water up there, they wouldn't be able to see if it was leaking. Fucking got my new balances wet. Yeah. I've never seen that. I haven't seen many Corvettes in the parking lot.

SPEAKER_05 6:22

However, also, um, I didn't think about this until just now. What's that? But also tomorrow morning, there's a lot of people that are leaving for the hot rod tour of Texas. Oh shit, I forgot about that. Bobby's Parkman and Jeremy Texas.

SPEAKER_01 6:34

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:35

I forgot all about it. So they probably wouldn't have come anyway tonight.

SPEAKER_01 6:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:38

And I forgot all about it until just now, even though I knew because Brian Smith was here earlier and had us work on the Mustang.

SPEAKER_00 6:44

Yep. Bye, Brian. You know what?

SPEAKER_01 6:46

Yeah, but at the same time, you know, you you saved those guys. Those guys would have mad dashed to get here and cram their whole night and then mad dash to go do the hot rod tour week. Now they're gonna go rested. That's what I'm saying. Like they're not gonna be like, oh, I was at the fucking hangout last night, a fucking piece of shit.

SPEAKER_05 7:04

I'm all hung over from burgers and shit. Yeah. But also I talked to Mike and Lori from Smashed and Loaded, and they were like, hey, we'll come, but man, I really don't want to buy a bunch of food and nobody show up, and then we just throw it all away. I'm like, no, hell no, because I can't eat more than half of one of y'all's burgers.

SPEAKER_01 7:18

So I've been I've been I've been killing them. Um Bro, hey, I'm hungry again. Yeah, really? Like, like I've been taking this medicine four times a day and all that stuff. I can feel water in the fucking in my stomach again. Hell yeah. I'm fucking eating. Are you shitting? It it's a it's a little bit of a struggle. It's a learning curve. But it's it's getting there. Yeah. Like, bro, hey man, I should have done this shit four years ago.

SPEAKER_05 7:44

Some fucking cheating when they prescribe me some medicine. Chewable mixed berry flavored fucking dulk laxes. Yeah. Man. Yeah. I yeah. Screen door shits. Man. Yeah. Better than the poop powder. Really? Uh-huh. Damn. Put it this way, I haven't even been drinking the poop powder. I need to drink the poop powder. I'd have my whole stomach would have fell out my butthole.

SPEAKER_01 8:06

That's what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_05 8:07

Like, why's the toilet clog? Oh, that's a stomach. No.

SPEAKER_00 8:10

That's attached to me.

SPEAKER_05 8:12

Fuck, that's a little bird. Hold on. Hold on.

SPEAKER_00 8:14

Somebody come cut the cord. Somebody put this thing back inside.

SPEAKER_04 8:19

I come here, push my belly back in my butt.

SPEAKER_01 8:23

Bro. Help. And and and I'll tell you what, the when I went through that deal a couple weeks ago before I actually went to the doctor, uh that flex of my hips and my back and my fucking my pelvic bone and all that stuff, and then trying to push, yeah, dude. My my uh I almost said my hemorrhoids, my fucking hernias, bro.

SPEAKER_05 8:45

Oh, I was gonna say you like walk out of the bathroom and look like one of those little fucking flailing things that have the air in them because you're squeezed so hard that you took everything out of joint, bro.

SPEAKER_01 8:54

No, like my shit are out of socket and shit. Yeah, dude, my shit's all fucked up. But yeah, no, no, that medication's working.

SPEAKER_05 9:02

Um, I don't know that we have a lot to cover. No, but I feel like we kind of got a lot to cover. Yeah. Yeah. So what do we have to cover? I don't know. Okay. Well, look, man. Don't rape each other. My fucking brain. Oh, I'm sorry, big titties. My brain is fucking fried. So uh right before we made the actual announcement about about the Rodden Style thing. Right. Uh Chuck made me an admin on Rodden Style Facebook. And it's a lot. Yeah. Dealing with it. It's a lot. And and I'm getting messages on my personal and on Hometown Hot Rodder about notifications from Rodden Style. I'm getting like triple notifications until I figure out how to get rid of them. I forgot how to do that because we used to have to do that. Remember?

SPEAKER_01 9:47

No, I don't remember. Because I get all the notifications. I have to scroll through hometown shit just to get to is that for me? I just hit mark B.

SPEAKER_05 9:55

I just mark all this red and move on. I'm sorry, y'all. If if you've left notif if you've left a comment or a something and I haven't responded, I'm I'm sorry. Because a couple of days ago, yesterday. It was yesterday. It feels like two fucking days ago. Yesterday, I got the passwords for TikTok and Instagram too. Oof. Oh God. Oof. Oh I haven't even opened Instagram today. I I haven't even looked. Wow. I I I can't. No. My it doesn't stop. And I got orders right there with labels that I gotta ship out and um fuck. I need I need a I need an office manager stat. Yeah. Um so any grown not too old, but grown women of any size or color, except uh except. That was a joke. See, first of all, you gotta be able to take that as a joke. Anybody out there needing a job as an office manager that doesn't have a penis?

SPEAKER_01 11:06

Yeah, you touched another base. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. Yeah, I like that. This ain't hooters. We ain't hiring dudes. No.

SPEAKER_00 11:19

Guess what else they ain't hired?

SPEAKER_03 11:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:26

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 11:27

We're getting canceled on this one.

SPEAKER_05 11:31

Listen, single white female between the ages of uh thirty and fifty. Yeah. Yeah. Uh but between 120 and 145 pounds. It's a joke. We're kidding. Um yeah, because I like them a little thicker. I'm kidding. But for real, I need someone that's experienced that can handle payroll.

SPEAKER_03 12:02

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 12:02

That can handle that can handle um total wrong experience we were thinking. That either knows or can learn all data and how to put customers in and do ROs and all of that cool stuff. Uh can help maybe some with some content creation can learn how to design t-shirts because that takes up another big part of my day. Um social media. Social media. I gotta be able to trust you so that when certain kinds of messages come in, you don't tell nobody.

SPEAKER_01 12:30

You know, you understand this whole t-shirt thing. All you have to do is go, okay, we're gonna drop a t-shirt on Monday morning, Jimmy. I mean that's true. Saturday when you're bored. Make me a slew of t-shirts. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 12:43

Uh I gotcha. Also, um There's our t-shirt guy. Uh it's not a requirement. However, there are going to be times that I would need this person to go uh buy me cigarettes. Well, yeah, that's stuff for sure. Uh I'll need this person to go to shows and run the booth. I mean Dr. Popper. Run the booth and send sell merchandise. Yeah. Oh yeah. Uh and yeah, I mean, there's a certain thing you're looking for for that. You know what I mean? Uh I mean, we can get ghost riders, I guess. Maybe. Um sweep the floors, mop the floors, clean the bathroom, take out the trash in the office, in the bathroom, uh stock the shelves in the store.

SPEAKER_00 13:33

You know?

SPEAKER_05 13:34

Office manager shit.

SPEAKER_00 13:35

Yeah. You don't have to do anything in the shop. No. Besides content creation.

SPEAKER_05 13:39

Yeah. Bam. Yeah, you ain't gotta do nothing in the shop. You don't have to take the trash out, you gotta sweep the floor, mop the floor, none of that. Nobody does that already, so it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_00 13:47

We got Ethan now. That's so fucked up that you even said that.

SPEAKER_01 13:52

Uh he don't listen. It's all right. It's all right. He's getting in his truck and I flipped his mirror down. He goes, Really, man?

SPEAKER_05 14:00

Uh he is not the janitor. No, I know. Um, he's actually doing a fucking good job. Yep. Uh floors are spotless. Hell of a wiring guy. Hey, that kid can wire. Yeah. Can he? Fuck, yeah, he can. Good. Good. Yeah. Um I think he's having fun. He's learning. Yep. Good. You know, he's learning hot rod and something different than race cars because he knows race cars. Yeah, he knows race cars. But he's he's learning hot rods. Oh yeah. Once I get a let once I once I get to let him go driving in some of them that aren't fucked up, he's gonna start falling in love with cruisers.

SPEAKER_02 14:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:34

That's a different feeling. Um You should let him go drive the Merc. Yeah, good. It's it's very drive. The brakes are we're still working on that deal. Yeah. Um if we got the leak fixed, we can start bleeding them now, though. Yeah, I think. I think we got the leak too. I think it's fixed. Yeah, I'm yeah, I think it's fixed. Windows? Uh we're waiting on windows. Okay. Uh American Autoglass, shout out to them. Greenville, Texas. Did they come trace them? Nah, nah. Oh. We pulled we had pulled them out, and I took them the one that wasn't busted all the fuck. Yeah. Took them, I went to lunch, had lunch with them at the barbecue joint, and they took it with them to make to make two new windows. Nice. Um bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Seller show. Yeah. Supposed to be this Sunday. Still not sure what the weather's gonna do. Uh I guess I'll make a call on that Friday.

SPEAKER_01 15:26

Yeah. No, you better you better post a couple those.

SPEAKER_05 15:29

And I'll be wrong. Oh, don't worry, I already put one on our window. Did you? Yeah. Yes, I did. Anyway. Um show him. I like that. So anyway, um, yeah, seller show uh congratulations to James Armstrong. Uh just so y'all know, seller show promotion paid off. He sold his car already. He sent me a message today and said, go ahead and remove my car as I have sold it. Nice. So it it sold early, but it sold. So it kind of sucks because that's one less car that'll be here and there's already not gonna be many cars here. Um I'm kind of hoping it rains so that we can push it and get more cars.

SPEAKER_01 16:16

Yeah, no, that'd be.

SPEAKER_05 16:18

Are you gonna do it like next month? Are you gonna wait longer than that? No, I'll probably do it next month. But everybody that's if it gets rained out, everybody that is registered will just be in it for free. Yeah. They won't have to pay for the next one. Right. That's all I can do.

SPEAKER_00 16:32

And then like keep posting.

SPEAKER_05 16:34

Yeah, but we'll keep posting them. Yeah. Yeah, we'll keep we'll keep promoting them for the next for the rest of the month or the next month. Oh yeah. Um I've been wrapping my head around how all this crap's gonna play out. Hometown Hot Rider, Rodden Style, Hometown Hot Rider, and Rodden Style, Hometown Heart Rider versus Roddenstyle. I think I got it all planned out. I think so. Our merch booth would look pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. As soon as I come up with money to pay for it.

SPEAKER_01 17:04

Sponsors. Still cracks me up about the whole Rodden style. I think it was my mother-in-law. She looks at me and goes, Well, which one are you? And I'm like, which one of who? Are you Rod or Style? Are you Rod or Style? I said, Well, I'd probably have to be style over Rod. That's so fucking funny. I just started laughing.

SPEAKER_05 17:23

Different company. Yeah. Um, it's going good though. The reception's been cool. Yep. Hell yeah. Um, Rod and Style viewership on the socials is up considerably.

SPEAKER_01 17:36

Nice.

SPEAKER_05 17:36

Over the last 28 days. It looks looks good. Hell yeah. Um we've been I've been trying to get a feel for the audience, right? So like finding out who all's in the audience. Gotcha. Um, one day I posted up for everybody to post their customs with a K. Uh yesterday I think was traditional. We got some learning to do. I saw that, I was looking. We got some learning to do on what that means. Right. Uh today I posted up muscle cars. Yeah. Got some learning. Think how many challengers we're gonna have. Like new ones or how many new Mustangs? Yeah. How many new Camaros?

SPEAKER_01 18:14

They're not muscle cars. Who said that? They weren't muscle cars when they were new. They were pony cars.

SPEAKER_05 18:20

Shh.

SPEAKER_00 18:22

Uh I'll make a special post for pony cars.

SPEAKER_05 18:26

Yeah. On another on another page. Because I don't like them. We got a shop full of them. We do. Um tomorrow? Don't need everybody's help sharing. Yeah. I'll post it for mini truckers. Post in mini trucks. Nice. Rod and style. Yeah. And there is the uh an overwhelming majority. It was my balls that vibrated. And oh, and again. Are you getting the same thing?

SPEAKER_00 18:57

Mine went off once.

SPEAKER_05 18:58

At the same time. I got two on my tank. Anyway. Um It wasn't me. An overwhelming majority of hot rods and custom guys and all that started mini trucks. Yeah. And there is as much or more fabrication that goes into building a mini truck as there isn't anything else in the car hobby. Um look.

SPEAKER_00 19:24

You can do it for cheap, or you can go all out.

SPEAKER_05 19:26

You can do hot rodders call it channeling. Mini truckers call it body dropping. Yep. Yeah. I mean, do you know what I'm saying? Yep. Um there's a lot of the same that goes into both. Yeah. You know?

SPEAKER_01 19:40

Um You know it always worries it pisses me off about mini trucks. When you see them just hauling lawnmowers in the back, it's like you're letting that bitch go to waste. Yeah, that truck, that truck's all fucked up. You need a full size for that.

SPEAKER_05 19:53

Uh you know, there's a lot of things that that do translate that I don't think the hot rods recognize track trucks. It's like forgetting where you came from. Like you you you used to dig mini trucks and built mini trucks. You know what I mean? Before you started slicking your hair back and rolling the cuffs of your pants up and things like that, you were you were wearing cavericis and shit in your mini truck. What is that? Don't act like you weren't. I don't even know. What the fuck are you all the pants from the nineties? Oh, I didn't I didn't get name brand, nothing. The Z. Cavaricis with the tag on the fly. You remember all that? Mm-hmm. You were still greasing your hair back, but I didn't grease my hair. There's different grease. I don't remember that. You wouldn't. Yeah. Tight wooden. You were tight rolling your Z Cavaricis in your Francois Jabrot fucking pants.

SPEAKER_01 20:43

I had I had everything from Walmart. You were wearing Jordans. You know. I I you traded all that in for the scene. You know, I had one pair of Nikes in my whole life. Yeah? Yeah. When I was a kid, they bought me Nikes because they were on sale. It was either Reebok or whatever is at Payless until I grew out of pay less. Yeah, I get it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:05

Um so it's gonna it's gonna I'm not gonna say upset some people, but there's gonna be a lot of people raising an eyebrow tomorrow when we post up mini trucks.

SPEAKER_01 21:15

Yeah, 100%.

SPEAKER_05 21:16

Um but I told them, I told everybody in my video that we were gonna include mini truck. I mean Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. You know, and one day I might be like, all right, post up your tattoos. Yeah. You know what I mean? Not that tattoo. Yeah, not that one. Um this one. Hairstyle, you know what I mean? Like all that shit. Rod and style. Yeah. So musicians post your fucking Spotify link. Yeah. Right? I I'm gonna come up with those be cool shit. Yeah. But those posts are doing really well, is kinda my point. Uh I guess I got a little show recap. Yeah. I went to car show on Sunday, me and Clay Dog. Nice. Brian Smith went uh at Ford's Garage. Oh, yeah, yeah. Time machine uh one of their deals. Uh it was cool. Took the Merc uh 150s car.

SPEAKER_01 22:12

Nice.

SPEAKER_05 22:12

Yeah. It didn't break. Hell yeah. It didn't run out of gas. So yeah, we made it there and back. Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

Same same seven gallons of gas.

SPEAKER_05 22:24

Nah, it is I've I've put we've run some gas through it this time. Yeah. Um, but we did decide by looking at it all day long, sitting in the parking spot at the car show that the the front end needed to come up. Yeah. Um as end's down as far as it can go. Needs to drag a little bit. Thankfully, the front end's on coilovers. Nice. So we raised her up yesterday. It looks good. Nice. It looks way better. I drove it earlier to the gas station and it does drive different. Nice. It's better. What else? Car show was good. Yeah. Brian Smith's Orange Mustang 193 and older Mustang. Nice. Yeah. First place. Yeah, and that was a big class. There's a lot of Mustangs that day. Was there? Yeah, a bunch of fox bodies. There was two or three first gens. I mean, it was a bunch, but he got first place.

SPEAKER_00 23:08

Nice.

SPEAKER_05 23:08

His car looks so much better than it did. It looks really good. Yeah, it does. Yeah. I like it. Way better. Good job, Brian. Yep. Um, you ain't gonna get a big head over it or nothing. It's gonna blow right over him. Yeah. Went right over his head. Wah wah. Um there was some nice shit. There really was. Yeah. There was some bullshit. But there was a there was some nice shit, but there was also some bullshit. There was some bullshit.

SPEAKER_00 23:38

I I mean I'm ready to go to some East Texas shows.

SPEAKER_05 23:43

That's so much fun. There's so much fun. I love the East Texas shows. Look. I did a poll. Okay. Did y'all see it? Um about what type of show do you like? Like as far as judging and awards and stuff goes? Okay. Did you see that? No, I didn't. Okay. It had like options. Okay. Um full class participant judge show. Um, which by the way had zero votes. None. Not one. Not a single vote. Nobody wanted to admit it. Uh, but some of y'all are some liars. Uh anyway, but also uh what are these people messaging? Oh, it's bonsai.

SPEAKER_03 24:29

No.

SPEAKER_05 24:30

For all y'all that listen tomorrow from Bonsai Cruisers, uh, I hereby mute the chat until I change it while we're doing the podcast. Bam, motherfuckers. Anyway, um, I mean, while it feels good on my tank, ain't nobody gonna rub it later to finish the job. So but anywho. Uh one of them was You have three dogs, bro. Yeah. One of them was uh peanut butter. Top 10, 25, 30, 40, 50 show with specialized trophies. Right. Um one of them was best of trophies only, like or picks, like club picks and shop picks, you know, sponsored trophies only. Um and then one of them was none of the above. I just want to hang out with my homies, basically. And nobody picked that. Everybody picked that just about. Really? Yep. It was the top pick. No kidding. I screenshotted it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:21

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_05 25:22

Yeah, because I'm gonna put a post up that says Attention Promoters. Uh go ahead. Is this yours or mine? No, it's yours. Uh Attention Promoters.

SPEAKER_01 25:29

Yeah, that was but a lot of people. A recent poll says dot dot dot, and I'm gonna screenshot it or put the picture up. I mean, that's good and all, but how many of them were lying? They really want them trophies. I don't think so. No. No, I think I think people are standby.

SPEAKER_05 25:48

Uh we'll talk about that one later. Anyway. Um yeah, but anyhow, so full class shows they're the participant judged, where the participants get to put their car in the class that they want to put it in. Okay. So I so I pull up and look. And I and Time Machine shows are awesome. I'm not making this. Right, right. I love their shows. But I walk up to register and uh we just had a conversation. She was like, 50's car, and I went, yeah, I was gonna put it in custom, but it's custom with a C on there, not with a K. She goes, Well, it was supposed to be custom with a K, but we just didn't get any to come. And I said, That's because you weren't promoting that you had it. If you promote a local show that's class show that you're doing a custom class, yeah, I can fill this place up with customs. Yeah. Like a lot. Like they don't come because there's nothing that their car fits in. Right. All of a sudden they're all fighting for 50s car. Yeah. All of them. You know what I mean? So I said, so I put this one in 50s car. Well, under construction. You know that I have a real what would you call that?

SPEAKER_01 27:01

It's a hankering. So is there only one Decepticon badge on one side?

SPEAKER_05 27:05

So the under construction class bothers the fuck out of me in any car show. You worded that well. Do you like that? Thank you. I practiced. Yeah. Under construction does not is not the same thing as underfunded. Right. Under construction is not the same thing as I'm out of money, and this is where it's at. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with that. No. Put it in daily driver. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Put it in. Jerry Bissell has a cool class. It says it ain't pretty, but it's mine. Yeah. Put in that one. You know what I mean? Ugly Duckling class. I don't know. Come up with another fucking class.

SPEAKER_01 27:46

The thing is, is when you're building your daily driver and you're not gonna make any progress until you've got the cash, you're not really making progress.

SPEAKER_05 27:56

So when we had the 55, we pulled all the vinyl off of it, we pulled all the chrome off of it, we started welding up holes. Yeah. We repainted the roof. Right. And we were filling in holes and grinding and metalworking and putting filler down. Because it's under construction. But we still wanted to take it to shows. Yeah. So we took it to a show and we had put it in under construction because it was truly under construction. Yeah. The whole hood was primered because at that time that's when we got it Louvered. Yeah. Um, we got beat by a practically fully restored Volkswagen bus. Like That's not under construction. Correct. Look, if you're the person and you listen to Hometown Hot Roder, because we actually had some fans at the show Sunday, if you're the person that I'm about to talk about, I don't mean any offense, it's not your fault. No. You should be told that your car does not belong in a certain class. Yes. 1964 Corvette. Fuely. Fuel injected. Bad bitch. Yeah. Four speed. No. My bad, wrong car. No, that was the right car. I don't remember. There was a 61 also, but I think the 61 was the one that had the L the LS in it. Anyway, no, I think the 64 did. Nice fucking car. Like every bit of a$150,000 car at Barrett Jackson. Damn it. And that's pretty low for one of those cars. But under construction. What? And it won. And it won. A fucking Audi R8. Okay. I don't care if I offend you because douchebag. Uh entered in three classes. Yeah. Paid 20 bucks for each class. Okay. He entered uh import. Okay. Makes sense? Makes sense. He entered uh 2010 in a newer car. Okay. And he entered original. In a class car show, original doesn't is not the same thing as it's exactly how I bought it and drove it off the showroom floor three years ago. Yeah, no. Original was designed for an unrestored we'll say a 66 Pontiac Le Mont.

SPEAKER_03 30:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 30:29

Or a 70 Mustang.

SPEAKER_00 30:35

It could be a model A that still is.

SPEAKER_05 30:38

I mean put for this this uh this purpose we'll use a we'll say it could be a 66 Pontiac Le Month. Right. That's perfect and stock and origin and fucking amazing. It could be an 86 iRock Z that is a hundred percent unrestored in stock and as clean as the top of this table would be if we cleaned it.

SPEAKER_00 31:08

Yes. Had to throw that in there.

SPEAKER_05 31:11

Um it could be something like that. Your office manager should clean it. I should get one of those. But no. Mm-mm.

unknown 31:19

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_05 31:20

Went to an Audi R8. Yeah, that doesn't make sense. The reason that these cars win in these classes is because they're participant judged. No. So it was a cool car. If you get more homies to vote for your car, you win. That's stupid. Ta-da! Boom. Well, go ahead.

SPEAKER_00 31:41

No, go ahead. No. I've seen that somewhere else too at a show we went to. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 31:46

100%. I'll just say it. Car clubs do it. If you have a car club there and they're all gonna vote for each other. Yep. Because the promoters don't have the balls to tell these big car clubs to go fuck themselves. Yep. You can't vote for each other.

SPEAKER_00 32:02

Don't be walking around the crowd grabbing people trying to get them to vote for you.

SPEAKER_05 32:05

Yeah. You can't you you look, I'm not dogging it. That's that's that's cool, but it's not worth going to. How's a I mean we we got we won a car, we won. I'm not throwing a fit because we lost, we got beat, we didn't get beat, we what we won. Yeah. But man, it's just when when you see it could be like one of these badass cars out in the shop. Let's say that we fixed a bunch of stuff, and then they're doing some more stuff to it, so we're waiting on parts, but the car is immaculate. Yeah, don't go take it into under construction because we're waiting for some parts. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's not that's not cool. Um and it's all the car clubs, it ain't just one.

SPEAKER_01 32:50

No. Shit. I remember he said shit right after I farted. I know, I know we were uh we were at uh we were in uh Bedford uh at a show and all that, and those tundra guys, yeah, they all came in, and I mean I'm talking about like 30 of them. Yeah, 30 of them, but like 50 to 60 percent of them were completely stuck, like they just stopped these people and said, hey. But they all won. Yeah, but they won club participation.

SPEAKER_05 33:15

Yeah. And look, I'm not dogging it, so please, anybody that's listening, don't think I'm I'm not. But I can tell you that people are tired of it. Yeah. I can tell you that it will eventually fade out. There's a reason that promoters are coming up with incentivized ways to get people to come to their shows. Yeah. There's a reason that people are making things where you can be special if you come. Yep. Right? It I'm not dogging it. Do you make do make your money? Yep. But I can tell you also that it's gonna be the same fucking cars every single fucking week. What was that stupid app they used to have up front? Park it's still oh, it's very much still a thing. Is it really? They want me to put our hangout on park up front. I was like, no. You want to park up front, park up early. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:01

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 34:01

That's I mean, no. I ain't doing park up front.

SPEAKER_00 34:05

What starts at six or six thirty? Six. It's an hour after five o'clock. Most people get off at five o'clock, but you're on time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 34:11

Or early. Yeah. It's not that hard. Nope. Um Jeep gets here at 4 30 every day, every Wednesday. Even when we're not having it. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 34:19

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 34:20

Uh but like I'm not dogging, I'm not, I'm not talking shit about nobody. Don't get mad at me. But I can tell you that it's not the quality of car because some of those cars are very nice, but you're missing out on so many more nice cars for people to come look at.

SPEAKER_03 34:37

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 34:38

And I hate to bust your bubble, but just because you spent money on the car to make it nice and you want to go take it to a show and show it off, very cool. But remember, you are there for the spectators. You're there to entertain people. Yep. They don't get that. You well, the the car show almost all of its spectators are free for local shows. Right. So they're not making money. They're making money off of the people that register for the car show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand that. Yeah. But damn, they'll quit having it if there's no spectators. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 35:12

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 35:12

The the restaurants that you're parking in front of, they want the spectators. Yes. They could care less about the 80 cars. They want the 300 people.

SPEAKER_00 35:21

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 35:21

You know what I'm saying? Yep. Um you you figure let's say it's let's say 80. Yeah. Almost all cars are gonna have two people in them. That's cool. Yeah. So there's 160 people. Yep. Well, if you don't have another two or three hundred spectators, it's really not that great of a show. Nope. It's just not.

SPEAKER_00 35:43

Yep. It's just a bunch of people standing by their cars.

SPEAKER_05 35:45

Uh-huh. Talking shit about each other's cars. Yep. Mm-hmm. And then clapping whenever that guy wins an award. Yeah. Yeah, no shit. All right, good job, Bob. Fucking dick. Fucking ass ho. Under construction, my ass. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? Why in the fuck did that motherfucker win 50? You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 36:02

Like, yeah. Yeah. Right? Under construction, he just got his bumper off. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 36:06

So almost anywhere else, man, in I've been to a lot. Almost any other state, even if you go to a pop-up Saturday car show, they either don't have awards at all because it's a show that you're just it's okay that I know you spend a bunch of money on your car. I get it. Yeah. I get it. But does it really matter that you took a prize home?

SPEAKER_00 36:34

No. There's I mean Pismo. Yeah. California. Yeah. The one I grew up going to, they do it every Saturday. Yeah. And there's 50, 60, 70, 80 cars every Saturday. Yeah. No awards. Everybody just comes, hang out, enjoy the car culture, and then everybody goes home.

SPEAKER_05 36:51

Every Friday or every other Friday night in Santa Maria. Yeah. The same drag that Santa Maria Boulevard that everybody takes up and down for the cruise night at West Coast Customs. Every other Friday night it's the same thing. Yeah. It's about the culture.

SPEAKER_00 37:03

Yeah. It's not about your$3 trophy that you're going to put up on the wall.

SPEAKER_05 37:06

Really not. It's really not. No. Now, like for us, it's cool to take a customer's car like taking the Merc and it wins. That's that that helps us. Yeah. You know what I mean? And in for business, it makes sense. Right.

SPEAKER_00 37:18

But we're not there for a trophy though.

SPEAKER_05 37:20

For my own shit? Dude, you know how many shows I go to that I pay the 20 bucks and don't register? Yeah. I just pay the 20 bucks to the show and don't fill out a form. Right. Don't put my don't put it up for judging if it's mine. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:35

Like there's several shows you did that with Penny.

SPEAKER_05 37:37

Yeah. A lot. Yeah. Yep. I'd take the Falcon and I'd pay the money. Yeah. I just didn't get my car judged. Nope. Yeah. Because nobody likes me. So nobody's going to vote for me anyway.

SPEAKER_00 37:48

I like you. It's okay.

SPEAKER_05 37:50

Uh two guys voted for me. Hell yeah. But Well, you can go ask everybody. This car club thing, man, and these car clubs bickering and bitching and fighting back and forth with each other. Always. Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_01 38:01

Yeah. You guys aren't gangs, bro.

SPEAKER_05 38:03

Like, no.

SPEAKER_00 38:05

You're part of I'm I'm going to say you're part of the problem.

SPEAKER_05 38:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:09

Yep. Just stop. The culture's going to die.

SPEAKER_05 38:13

It is.

SPEAKER_00 38:13

If something doesn't change.

SPEAKER_05 38:14

It is. It a hundred percent is. People are going to get tired of this shit. You know what I mean? And like.

SPEAKER_00 38:20

I just had an epiphany. Okay. Can we do a car show where it's everything everybody hates about cars?

SPEAKER_05 38:26

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_00 38:26

Like best of too much chrome. Best of best squatted truck.

SPEAKER_05 38:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:32

Um. Best of too many air cleaners. Called the projects. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 38:37

He said too many air cleaners.

SPEAKER_00 38:39

Your stack is too stacked. Best of too many LED lights under the car.

SPEAKER_05 38:48

There's a lot of those. Yeah. There's a lot of those. That the competition would be big. It would be a lot. But it's in all genres. We should do an underglow show. Do it at night. Only cars with underglows show up and just light up the parking lot with underglows.

SPEAKER_00 39:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 39:06

An underglow show. Call it like a fucking the neon moon. A rave. A rave. Some fucking rock. Was there technomusic in the shop? Um I mean, I got a lot of homies with underglows. Like, I got no problem with underglows.

SPEAKER_01 39:26

No. Um as long as you don't see the fucking bulb. That shit, that shit drives me fucking nuts. Yeah, as long as it's underglow. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 39:33

A hue motherfucker. I told Clayton the other day he put his rock lights in. Oh, good. And I called him because we left at the same time that morning. I was like, hey, bro, that your front, your front lights on your front wheel wells. He's like, yeah, I was like, you gotta move them. For one, you can see the entire thing. And for another, they're fucking blinding and you're going to hurt someone. Yeah. It's bright as a motherfucker. Yeah. It's like you gotta move them. Yeah. Like I I know you're grown, but I'm telling you. You gotta do it. First of all, it's gay. Yeah. Second of all, you're gonna get a fucking ticket. Like they're fucking bright. He's like, okay. I'm like, I don't know. Whatever, Dad. I don't know where you're gonna put them, but you gotta put them somewhere. Somewhere. Because it's terrible looking. That bad?

SPEAKER_01 40:15

In the trash. Yeah. Yeah. In the trash. Nah, they're all right on there.

SPEAKER_05 40:19

They don't really look that bad lit up. Just the the the front ones, just you can you can see them too well.

SPEAKER_00 40:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 40:24

Uh other than that, he did a good job this time. It looks good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:28

If I ever get a truck, I'm not gonna put rock lights on there, but I'm gonna put my turn signals in it so my whole fender well goes pink, pink. I've seen that. I've seen that. It's kind of cool.

SPEAKER_00 40:38

I mean uh people put like LEDs in the door handles and shit too.

SPEAKER_05 40:42

Fuck an underglow show. Hell yeah. It'd be kind of cool.

SPEAKER_00 40:47

Like a worst of show.

SPEAKER_05 40:48

A worst of show, yeah. This is two different shows.

SPEAKER_00 40:51

Right. No, I'm just saying. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 40:53

Yeah. This is two different shows. Huh.

SPEAKER_00 40:56

I feel like people get their feelings hurt.

SPEAKER_05 40:59

No. No. Okay. But you could do a common, a common you could do all the common uh common parts awards. Right? Right.

SPEAKER_01 41:15

But it could be like How many Decepticon stickers do you have on? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 41:19

It used to be ain't scared stickers. Yeah. Now it's Decepticons.

SPEAKER_01 41:22

Uh it could be most air cleaners. I mean, dude, no, you hey, the mo the most O'Reilly's or the most auto parts uh fucking dress up get. Instead of a club award, we could do a brand award.

SPEAKER_05 41:34

A brand award? Yeah. Like most cars with one particular brand of wheel. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there'd be like three competing against each other. Inkies. Yeah, or fooses. Or uh U.S. Mags. Yeah. Riddlers are coming. Riddlers. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Riddlers are if you want to be able to still make fun of the guys with foosas. Yeah. Because they look the fucking same. They do. You could put Krager in there because there's still quite a few cars with Kragers on them. I love Kreggers. I like Kraiggers too. IROC. IROCs. Yep. You have to do 16 and below and 17 and above. You have to do two classes. I like that.

SPEAKER_00 42:20

US mags would be in the 16 and above. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:23

Big big wheels? Yeah. Yeah. So and you could do um crumb accessories. Yeah. What other mods could you? Uh what else could you do? Um LSs. Mm-hmm. Like the LS award. Oh, that'd be everybody. Um there's just all you could come up with all kinds of functions. All kinds of shit. We're gonna piss a lot of people off with this one. I'm sorry. We're just kidding. Yeah. It's just jokes. Do one like inspection violation. Look, we're a hot rod, we're a fucking hot rod shop, and we see the all of it and we see a lot of the same thing on everything. Oh yeah. Just do Edelbrock carburetor or Holly carburetor. Like you could do like things that are like the most commonly used. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like sniper. Who yeah. Who who has who has the most expensive aluminum radiator? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:11

Who has the worst BM shifter?

SPEAKER_05 43:13

Who has the worst fucking aftermarket shifter? Yeah. Um who didn't hook up a neutral safety switch? Yeah. Like how many cars will start in gear? Yeah. All of them. All of them. Uh inoperable vintage air. Yeah. Vintage air that doesn't work. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. Uh this will be funny for the custom guys because chop cars just don't fucking have them. Uh working wipers. Working wipers. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:48

Working door poppers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:55

Um fiberglass wheelies. Whew.

unknown 44:00

Wolf.

SPEAKER_05 44:00

Hey, let me tell you. It ain't nobody's fault, it ain't the owner's fault, and it's not our customers' fault. But those fiberglass Willie's cars?

SPEAKER_02 44:07

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 44:08

No. I always thought I'd want one to big a gaser out of. Nope. I'll never own one because I can't afford a metal one. That bad, huh? Oh my God. Nothing line up.

SPEAKER_00 44:17

I feel like if the hood was done differently.

SPEAKER_05 44:20

It's like um, you know, back when did you put model cars when you're a kid? Mm-hmm. The AMT cars were amazing. Yeah. Fitment was great. Yeah. Revell cars were pretty alright. Monograms sucked.

SPEAKER_01 44:33

Yeah. Yeah, they did.

SPEAKER_05 44:34

Right? Yeah. Yeah. The Willie's full size Willie's cars, they're like big monogram model cars. Ew. Oh. I I mean, T buckets fit together better than that car. Damn. It's fucking bad. Yeah. It's no fucking bueno.

SPEAKER_00 44:49

That's that's funny because the T buckets one piece.

SPEAKER_05 44:51

Yeah. Yeah. Well.

SPEAKER_00 44:53

Maybe two.

SPEAKER_05 44:54

There's a lot of parts. Yeah. There's a lot of parts. Yeah. They have to look right. Yeah. Um. I feel like this is like an episode of just dogging everybody.

SPEAKER_01 45:04

Oh, why not?

SPEAKER_05 45:05

Fuck them. We're already 45 minutes. 45 minutes of your shit sucks. Yeah. Um a long time ago, Jimmy.

SPEAKER_01 45:17

Yeah. Wrong time ago. Well, wrong time ago. Wrong, wrong time ago.

SPEAKER_05 45:21

Four skin and uh forescore. Many foreskin and seven inches ago. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:30

You you'll butt it's all like butt like bubblegum at the end.

SPEAKER_05 45:34

But you asked the question.

SPEAKER_01 45:35

Which one?

SPEAKER_05 45:36

What's what makes a custom a custom?

SPEAKER_01 45:39

What makes a custom a custom?

SPEAKER_05 45:41

Custom with a K. What's the deal? And we kind of explained it. It's like a gentleman's kind of lowrider.

SPEAKER_01 45:45

It's very over-the-top body mods and that's and that's always where where custom has always been, is because I always always like hit the brakes at the low riders. That's what it reminds me of. It reminds me of somebody that fucking loved lowriders and decided to grow up. I mean in honesty, sorta.

SPEAKER_05 46:06

In honesty, you could have almost called my 55 a custom, but it wasn't. It was on air ride. You know what I mean? It had a little bit more modern wheel for a while. It had the Gregor eliminators on it. Um it kind of wasn't, but it kind of was, right? It was a it was a merge, uh melting of designs to make one. But like most real customs are static. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:33

They're not they're not I mean before we before we changed up the the uh uh the suspension, that probably because you're tail dragging and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:45

I didn't realize how few people understand these different terms for genres of vehicle, right? So a lot of this also goes back to this car show thing we're talking about. Right.

SPEAKER_01 46:56

Because it just hit me with ton uh with a ton of bricks. You have spectators come in, they see this whole fucking class, yeah, and it's all fucking wrong. So their their brains are automatically go, oh, this thing's under construction. You know, this thing's new.

SPEAKER_05 47:14

When you put uh you know, the post that I made of the custom shows your customs. There's a lot of things in there that were customized. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 47:27

But they're not customs, yeah. No, it's custom as with the C. I I hate I hate saying it like that, always saying it like that.

SPEAKER_05 47:35

But it but yeah. Um your car is customized and very cool. Yeah, but it is not a custom. Yeah. It's a genre. It is custom, not exactly. It's like the radio stations fucking up and putting Nirvana on classic rock. Don't get me fucking started to do it because it's old doesn't make it classic rock. No, it doesn't. It's a genre. Um, and then you've got say, I did another post about uh shows your traditional hot rods. Yeah. There's a lot of 70 style tea buckets in there. That's not a traditional hot rod. It's just it's not. No. You know, um, but it's weird when you start finding out what people think something is, but it's not so it's just a lack of education. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Um street rod. Street rod is you know, leather and or tweed type interior. Right, right. Street rod is graphics, right? Street rod is power windows and air conditioning in an old coop or roadster. Street rod is what Tyson is showing me right now. Yeah. What'd they put that under? Traditional? Custom? Yep. There's no such thing as a custom car with running boards and fenders.

SPEAKER_03 48:51

No.

SPEAKER_05 48:52

Um but custom. There's a custom. A shop shoebox. Yep. Um but it I'm not dogging nobody. No. I'm not. I promise I'm not. And thank you for commenting and thank you for but but we've we've got a street rod. Street rod. But we gotta do some we gotta do some edu macaiting. Yeah. Because it's customized does not make it a custom. No. Um custom, but yeah. Yeah, that's weird.

SPEAKER_01 49:23

Not custom. Oh. That's that's that's like when Brian was gonna gas her a 64.5 fucking Mustang. That would have been cool. There's no, I know, I know, but that that that I was not gonna drop it. But I'm looking at it going, hmm.

SPEAKER_05 49:38

And it's on a four by four frame, I think.

SPEAKER_01 49:40

Yeah. Uh anyway.

SPEAKER_05 49:43

Um it it's different. It is. It's different. Like people don't get it. Uh and that's okay. It is. Not everybody's a 401k is not the same thing as growing up as a car guy. No. And sometimes we have to remember that. You know what I mean? Um there's differences. Hot rod fucks people up bad. If you tell somebody I'll let's see your hot rod, it fucks with them hard. Yeah. Because uh it's different.

SPEAKER_01 50:22

Because they hear the quote unquote my car's a hot rod. Yeah. No. It's it it it's it's hot rodded. You think it's a hot rod, that doesn't make it a hot rod. Yeah, it's just different.

SPEAKER_05 50:33

Um it's kind of the same thing as sport truck, and there's a difference. Yep. You know what I'm saying? Between mini trucks and sport trucks, and yeah, there's a difference.

SPEAKER_01 50:42

Fucking 100%. You know, uh rat rod. Well, it's that that I'm sorry, but the idea of what an actual rat rod has formed into is not a rat rod to me.

SPEAKER_05 50:58

To you, a rat rod's more what a everybody else would call a traditional hot rod.

SPEAKER_01 51:03

Like in my eyes, primer, like okay, bones. Yeah, like for example, the the shop truck was more rat rod than I see anywhere. Right. You know what I mean? Like it's not that that is what rat rods become. Yeah. I'm okay with the rusted patina and all that stuff. It's the it's the extra bullshit welded to it. Wrenches for gas pedals. Like, and I get it that that's that's a cool idea, but now everybody's fucking doing it.

SPEAKER_05 51:32

Timing change sets for steering gears.

SPEAKER_01 51:35

Uh which which was which is pretty cool idea. Cool. The idea of it. But how many people are doing it now? Probably a bunch. A bottle opener welded to the side of the cab. That why? Like just because I mean, tell me you're an alcoholic without telling me you're an alcoholic. What, Tyson? No. What?

SPEAKER_05 51:52

No, I'm just thinking of um fucking moonshine steels for gas tanks. Yeah. Copper lines coiled around like a moonshine steel. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 52:00

I don't want to piss a bunch of people off, but I was thinking about starboard.

SPEAKER_05 52:03

Which part?

SPEAKER_00 52:05

That whole section.

SPEAKER_05 52:07

Oh. I like I like that. What'd they call it?

SPEAKER_00 52:11

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 52:12

I don't remember. What the the the rat rod section? Yeah. I mean, don't get me wrong. There's a lot of things. To me, like my vision of doing a rat rod.

SPEAKER_05 52:22

Rat rod was for it was originally for people that didn't have any money.

SPEAKER_01 52:25

And that's it, that's where my brain was gonna go. Now people spending tens of thousands of dollars to build a rat rod. 100%. It's supposed to be bare fucking bones. And and and you literally, like, oh, that's a Chevy motor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it is a Chevy motor. Oh, what's what'd that radiator come out of? Exactly. That's what a rat rod is to me. Right. You go to a fucking junkyard and be like, I can make this motherfucker work. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 52:47

When rat rod started, everything was flat black with red wheels. Yeah. It wasn't even patinaed. No. Then some dude decided not to paint one. Yeah. And it became the cool thing to do. Yeah. I wish I'd have been that guy.

SPEAKER_01 52:58

Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Um, good lord, my phone. And see, and that's another thing too. It's like, and I'm I'm I'm guilty of it uh trying to make something look like it rested and been sitting out in a field. But I think it's rad as fuck when they go, you know, somebody actually goes and gets a fucking fucked up cab and fucking makes something out of it. That that that's cool.

SPEAKER_05 53:20

But yeah, that can be cool. Oh, standby. This is the obligatory uh picture when somebody keeps texting me. We recording. Stop texting me. Yeah. Uh but yeah, it's a rat rod's a big misconception.

SPEAKER_01 53:43

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 53:44

Rat rod was not designed to be a$50,000 car class.

SPEAKER_01 53:48

No. And that's what gets me. It's like, okay, and don't get me wrong, I think it's cool as fuck when they've got the diesel in it and all that shit. I think it's cool. But you're you're dropping a fucking shit ton of goddamn money.

SPEAKER_05 54:02

Pretty sure I just got a text about my picture. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 54:05

But you know, it's like uh, you know, they pay the shit ton of money to fucking put that bitch in there, and it's like it's not a budget anymore. No. Like you can't you can't fucking make all that fucking because they don't just fucking dump a fucking shitty ass fucking diesel in it, you know. Oh, I gotta build it and I gotta do this and yeah. Yep. Like, so you you go 10 grand into your fucking motor, it's not a fucking rat rod anymore.

SPEAKER_00 54:26

It should be 10 grand for the whole car.

SPEAKER_01 54:28

Yes, sir. Yeah. If that, yeah. That's how I'd look at it.

SPEAKER_00 54:31

I'm on the same boat as you, but that one truck had the two-stroke Detroit in it at Starbird that shot like 15 foot flames. Yep. That was a cool truck. But it was that what we're talking about.

SPEAKER_05 54:43

So okay, then take Starbird. Um the whole Hoonigan thing. Did you like it?

SPEAKER_00 54:53

I didn't. I liked everything but the motorcycles.

SPEAKER_05 54:56

I didn't like any of it. I don't I'm at a car event to talk to car people.

SPEAKER_00 55:02

That's true.

SPEAKER_05 55:03

And when that thing's going on, you ain't talking to nobody.

SPEAKER_01 55:06

That's true. Yeah. Are you talking about the middle thing?

SPEAKER_05 55:08

Yeah. Uh I mean it's part of their spectacle. I I leave every time.

SPEAKER_00 55:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 55:14

I I can't. I just it bores the fuck out of me.

SPEAKER_00 55:16

We would just go sit outside.

SPEAKER_05 55:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:18

I just I hate it. I if it wasn't so enclosed. It is literally my least favorite part of Starboard. The first of well, the first year I was I was okay with seeing some of it, but I'm sure it got old the second time. And the third time. And the fourth. And the fourth time. You know, I mean, yeah. Same, same shit. Um I mean, it's a good, I think. I mean, don't get me wrong.

SPEAKER_05 55:37

I mean it's part of the draw. It was what I was gonna say. It brings a crowd. Yep. It was more of a spectacle this this past year, but yeah, let's not do demolition derby inside anymore.

SPEAKER_00 55:47

No. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 55:47

Uh I'm not saying you'll get rid of it like I got any fucking say so. That's not what I'm saying. Just for me, yeah. I'm done with the by the time I every single time I they do it, I go somewhere else. Yeah. I don't listen to the shit.

unknown 55:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:00

See, I was the same way. I liked it the first day. Yeah, no, it was cool.

SPEAKER_05 56:05

I was yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:07

I was looking for Brian because I knew he was going out the door.

SPEAKER_05 56:09

Yeah. And the fucking Harleys? Mm-mm. Yeah, you never seen that deal. Mm-hmm. How long can you uh bounce a V twin off the chip? Mm-mm. Waving your arms, getting the crowd louder.

SPEAKER_01 56:25

Ugh. Ugh. Yeah, well, I'm I'm out.

SPEAKER_05 56:28

Ugh. I'm out. Um never thought anything could be more annoying than junior dragsters. I was wrong. Yeah, I'm sure. Because mini bikes, just as annoying. Yeah, they are. Yeah. And there was 14,000 of them. No. Just fuck. Wow. And and the chop top was right next to the arena. Yeah. It was too fucking close.

SPEAKER_01 56:52

Same same spot as it always is.

SPEAKER_05 56:54

No. Mm-mm. Right next to the stance. Oh. Uh-huh. Next to the ramp going up? Yeah. In between the ramp and the stance.

SPEAKER_01 57:00

Why didn't they put them near the door so that they could have circulation? God. So fucking loud. Sure.

SPEAKER_05 57:06

All day. And I love I love Starbird.

SPEAKER_01 57:10

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 57:11

Um I would like for us to be able to do something at Starbird next year. That'd be cool. You know what I mean? At least set up the booth or something. But I'd like to I'd like to have some tea buckets to take. That'd be cool. To show off. Yeah. That'd be cool shit.

SPEAKER_00 57:28

Um I wonder if we could do like a part two to the 39.

SPEAKER_05 57:32

Well, we talked about doing a fucking build. Like have all the parts laid out and build a car over the course of Starbucks. Like a three-day build.

SPEAKER_03 57:42

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05 57:43

That'd be sweet.

SPEAKER_00 57:44

That would be cool.

SPEAKER_05 57:45

That would be pretty fucking sweet. Would we do a tea bucket? I would you'd almost have to.

SPEAKER_00 57:49

Yeah. Or a mile aim.

SPEAKER_05 57:51

Yeah, you almost have to do something extremely easy to build. Yeah. You know what I mean? And you'd have to know that everything fucking goes together. Yeah. So to my in my opinion, yeah, let's fucking take everything with us, take tools, take everything, and build one of our fucking Rodden Style T buckets at Starbird. Yeah. That would be cool.

SPEAKER_00 58:09

And then possibly sell it at the show.

SPEAKER_05 58:11

Word. Um Mike and I talked about doing a rap. Like a three-day rap at Starbird. Yeah. Raffle it off. Oh, yeah. Like starting soon. Yeah. All the way up to the date or whatever, the you know, the month before, so that that whoever won had time to get their car there. Right. And the winner gets their car wrapped at Starbird. You know, but you had to put some criteria on it. It had to be an old car. Right. You know? It had to be something that would fit in at Starbird. Yeah. Which honestly, there was a lot of muscle cars this time. Yeah. A lot. There was a whole almost a whole fuck. A big portion of upstairs was muscle cars. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 58:51

Damn. A lot. There was some newer stuff too. Yeah, there was there was mini trucks. Yeah, there was a whole row of mini trucks. That was cool.

SPEAKER_05 58:59

Um but there was a lot of muscle cars. A lot. There were very few customs. Wow. Yeah. Ten, fifteen of them. Wow. Maybe. Really? Yeah. Yeah. But even like West Coast Customs has kind of become more of a lowrider show. It's more lowrider than it is custom now. Yeah. There's a lot of.

SPEAKER_00 59:25

I think that's because it's become more popular out there.

SPEAKER_01 59:28

Probably. Probably. And and and as fucked up as it sounds, I hate to say it, but lowriders are they got a more of a cult culture than most fucking hunters gen genres. Yep. Like and you live in it. You know, like you like you fucking build a lolo, you're you're fucking in it. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And customs are the same way when you find those people. Yeah, yeah. No, I know. When you find those people, just gotta find that nook. You just gotta find those people. But that's a that's a big ass show to not have a lot of people. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 59:56

You know what I mean? Yeah. Um, I'm not saying it was disappointing, but there were a lot of people walking around saying it was disappointing. There are a lot of people that said, man, it's just not quite as good as it usually is. It was full. I mean, it was a massively huge fucking show. Yeah, yeah. You know, I love going. Just not the same. It's not the same. Cool car corral?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:14

Nothing.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:15

What? Less than 10 cars?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:17

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:17

Dude, we when we went, what the the first year that we went and all that, it was every year I've ever been, it's packed.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:23

What the fuck? And I've been there in the rain and snow, and it was packed. Yeah. And this year, less than 10 cars were in the cool car corral. It was an empty parking lot.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:31

Basically, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:33

Damn. Um I think people were just paying because it was up front.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:36

That's what I'm thinking of doing. Yeah. I'm gonna put I don't care if I'm in my fucking F-150 next year, I'm gonna pay for cool car corral so I can walk in and out of the building. Yeah. It's cool. Fuck y'all. It's got exhaust and shit. Yeah. Lift. Fuck it. Um under construction. One of these days this will be a donor motor for a high ride. It's under construction.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:00

I just figured because of the transmission. Damn. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:08

It's all way up there and back. Yep. It did fine. Yeah. Um anything else? Pissed everybody off. Yeah. I'm gonna get so many texts tomorrow. Look, I'm not dogging anybody. I'm not dogging show promoters. I'm just telling y'all, you want a better caliber of car, it's time to change up the shows a little bit. Yep. Everybody's getting bored.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:34

If we want to keep this shit alive, if uh I mean all kinds of shit, man.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:37

Like like fuck the shows. If you want to keep the culture alive, things have got to change.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:42

Yeah. Uh-huh. I I literally that was the first class show I've been to this year.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:49

I mean, like participant judge show. That was the first participant judge show I've been to this year. Yeah. And there's been a lot of big ones. I ain't I'm not interested. I know we can go get business there, but I can also get business here in the office. Yep. I get business by cruising with my homies to Kellers. Yeah. I can get business by going on things like a hot rod tour of Texas. You know what I'm saying? Like I'd like to do that. I I'd like to do a shorter version of it. Yeah.

unknown 1:02:15

Stay tuned.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:17

Like a Saturday, Sunday thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:18

Stay tuned.

unknown 1:02:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:20

A one night kind of thing. Yeah. That'd be cool. That's what I mean. Like leave Saturday, stay the night, and then come back Sunday. Yep. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:27

Yep. Or even do Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and people that wanted to could just meet at the departure location on Saturday morning. Right. That's right. I'm just saying that sounds cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:39

I think it sounds real cool. Yeah. Yeah. Trips and tacos or some shit like that. Um we're coming up on it. So this Sunday's a seller show. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe. Depends on the weather. Uh also depends on attendance.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:56

You know what I mean? We'll we'll see. I don't know. Um we just lost one because we sold the car. Yep. But also next Saturday, May 2nd. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:06

Delaney's birthday.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:08

It's Delaney's birthday. Happy birthday. I mean, I could give him just as much shit and be like, my car show. Yeah. Uh. The uh Leonard Police Department uh Springbash on the square in downtown Leonard um to benefit the Leonard High School Police Leonard Police Department High School Scholarship Fund.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:25

There you go. Y'all are supposed to like cruise and shit after the show, aren't you? Yeah. Well, if it's not too late, then maybe I'll come try to come out there for that then.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:32

Well, we're not gonna cruise. I mean, we might cruise town for a little while. Right. Just make a bunch of laps and shit and high rods. That'd be cool. Yeah. But I think we're just all gonna go over to Billy's now. We're to Lloyd and Lloyd and Debbie's house. Yeah. And uh just chill in the shop and maybe grill out or something.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:46

Oh yeah. Just gonna do some fuck. Do some some family type hangout like we used to do. That'd be cool. Um May 9th, the following Saturday, is the uh debut show for um Hazelwood Hot Rods build-off, progress build-off at the uh Louis Chevrolet Canton Swap Meet Canton Trace Days uh and car show. Jeremy's gonna be giving away the uh they're gonna be raffling, giving away the dra the trailer.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:13

Damn, I forgot all about that.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:14

For dudes for boobs. Yeah. Um and uh we're gonna debut the billion-dollar bucket. Hell yeah. Uh it's a frame. Yep. It's a frame. And we've got metal and we cut like an inch into it. Yep. Just to make sure the metal is the same thickness. Uh in it is. Yep. Um I don't know if we'll have the money for the front suspension yet or not, so it might just be a bare frame. Yeah. I don't know yet. Ain't decided.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:43

Um Are we still dropping it?

SPEAKER_05 1:04:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:46

Yeah. Yeah, we decided to drop it another two inches, Jimmy.

unknown 1:04:50

No.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:50

In the front. In the back.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:52

And the back.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:52

I say we just throw the frame in the bed of your truck and just take it up there and just get it on the ground on Jack's stamps? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:57

Well, actually, we're gonna take it. Actually, we're gonna take it in the bed of Clayton's truck. Yeah. And I'm gonna drive the Mert. Okay. Alright. Or something. Mm-hmm. All right, Tyson. If it's the right something, we won't be using Clayton's truck to haul the frame.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:10

Have you seen the have you seen the chat deal I made that it went completely crazy? You haven't seen it yet? So it's funny. So I was basically doing the break room bucket, the billion dollar bucket. Right. Okay. And I asked it to do some stuff. Very fucking mild, okay? And this is what it gave me. If that ain't a fucking t-shirt, I don't know. I love that.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:38

For some reason, it looks like you're putting your hand down your pants.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:41

It does. Like, like I feel like I feel like I'm like Jimmy Lee, you know, the reject from fucking Motley Crue. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Like I played the tambourine or some shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:52

Um that's May 9th. The 14th through the 17th. I will be with Bond. Cruisers in Festus, Missouri at Relaxing in the Park. Oh, yeah, that's right. On the 17th, Les and whoever else is available from Hometown Hot Rodder and Roding Style will be at Cars for Casa in Rockwall. Okay. May 17th. With the booth. Okay. Because we are a sponsor. Okay. And I had forgot. Oh sure. Um, but also had booked Relaxing in the Park. And I need to be at Relaxing in the Park for several reasons. So I'm going to Relaxing in the Park, and the shopping show needs to do the do the cars for casa. That's a big show in Rockwall. We need to be there. Yeah. And we're a sponsor. Damn it. The following weekend, I'll be flying to somewhere and getting picked up by Ken Saner from Bad Idea Customs to go to West Coast Customs. Oh, so you're doing that? Yeah. Okay. I'm pretty sure. I think. I don't know. Gotcha. Then the following weekend, Jesus. The last weekend of the month, uh, pre-war pile-up. Oh, yeah. In Decatur. Fuck you. That is going to be fucking cool. Chuck is getting inundated with people. Does my car fit the rules? No, it does not. Well, why not? Because it doesn't fit the rules?

SPEAKER_00 1:07:13

Yeah, pre-war. Pre-war. Because it's not pre-war?

SPEAKER_05 1:07:16

If it's got a small block Chevrolet in it, it doesn't fit the rules. You better have a closed hood and cover it with a blanket so nobody can see the valve covers through the hood fins. Like wheels? Mm-mm. Mm-hmm. Pre-war. Pre-war pile-up. Brakes? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Suspension? I mean, you can put 40 brakes on something. You can put juice brakes on a Model A. If you do if you put you could have juice brakes on it instead of the manual brakes. It's still pre-war.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:44

Yeah, but it's not fucking disc brakes. No. Fucking. Yeah. Nope. Pre-war pile-up.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:49

Jesus. It's going to be a fucking cool show. It is going to be cool. It's been a big show in I don't remember what state. Some other state. Another one. Um that was big. But now it's moving to Texas and Chuck's part of putting it together. Hell yeah. Um, so go support pre-war pile-up. I don't know what's going on in June because I'm just trying to make it through May alive. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:08

Fuck June.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:09

I know that the week of the 25th, which is Clayton's birthday, I know my family is going to Galveston. Gotcha. I'm not going.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:20

That's fine.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:21

Um, but my family's going.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:24

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:24

Um big jar of peanut butter and the dogs. The 27th, we've got the 4th of July, early 4th of July celebration at Buds, and we're going to try to put some cars together for that. Um, but asked Les if we could get a bunch of hot rods out there for it. So we're going to try to get some hot rods. Hell yeah. Uh what else is there? Drinking Dr. Pepper, that's what there is.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:47

It was in Oklahoma.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:48

What? Yeah, the pre-war pile up. Producer Tyson. Hell yeah. Thanks, Bog. Thanks, Bob. Um, yeah. So we got a lot coming up. Wow. A fucking lot. I need people to start buying shirts.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:02

Bad. HometownHotRodder.com or.net. HometownHotRodder.net, riding style.com. They will eventually get blended together, but for now they're not. So go to both, buy both. I just dropped a new re-established shirt on hometownhotr.net today. Um, pretty cool shirt. Yeah, it is. Go check that out. Um, there's some re-established banners that'll be for sale as soon as I get the first one. I can make sure I like it. Yep. When the first one shows up, I'll know if we're gonna sell them or not. Oh yeah. Um it's the same, the re-established picture, but it's on a banner. Nice. So that'd be fucking cool. Yeah, it'll be nice. Um, but please, please, please go buy shirts. We're gonna use these shirts for a couple things. We need to buy our marketing booth for shows. Yep. Uh break room bucket shirts are to help us fund the break room bucket. And two dollars are going to nine four seven four five eight. I was thinking of the million dollar bucket shirt. Um yeah, we're still gonna make the million dollar bucket shirt or billion dollar bucket shirt. I just I haven't had time to think about it. Right. Um, I gotta void a check.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:09

I say you don't even worry about the check. Just take a picture of it and tell it to take the account number off of it. Bam, you're done. You kind of want to write something like a big dollar amount and shit on it, though, right? No, no, that's what I'm saying. Just take a picture of it, have the have chat or whatever, AI remove it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:28

Um what else is there? Please go buy shirts.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:34

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:35

I'm gonna I'm gonna design some stickers tomorrow. Because apparently everybody likes stickers.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:39

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:40

Stickers are Dude, do you put do you put void on it or do you put bounced? NSF. That's what I'm saying. Like it didn't go through. Yeah, I like it.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:54

You know what I'm saying? I like insufficient funds. Yeah. I like that. That's a great fucking idea.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:00

I got plenty of those chicks I can copy. I was gonna say. So essentially, if you think about it, now you owe money. Yeah. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's a double way of it.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:12

We've been having a lot of math classes around here the last few weeks. Yeah. A few days. I mean, like more than fingers? Just explaining some things of how fast you can cost the company money. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. When four people spend forty-five minutes looking for a hood prop. Oh wow. Think about that for a minute.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:32

Yeah, that yeah, you just uh m the I didn't even have to math, I just saw the dollars. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:38

Yeah. That's forty-five minutes. That's 90 that's three hours of hood time. I was gonna say that's three hours. That's three hours of billable time. Yep. That's four hundred and fifty dollars. Yep. That we didn't get to bill out because we were looking for a hood prop. Because it didn't get put back where it was supposed to be. We still haven't found it. We still don't know where my hood prop went. I guess I'll be buying another one tomorrow.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:02

Well shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:04

We'll find it. Yeah. After I buy another one, we'll find it.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:07

No, we'll find it.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:09

Fucking hood prop, huh? I bet it went home in a car. Yeah, it probably did. I bet it went home in a car.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:17

I feel like the Falcon was the last one we used it on.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:19

That's what I said. It's coming here tomorrow. Well, if it was, we didn't get parts. So I don't know. Anyway.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:29

Yeah. Both. Oh, wait, the Red Camaro's home.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:33

They both left the same day.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:35

Yeah, but he's just down the road.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:37

Yeah. Yeah, that's not the point, Tyson.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:40

I'm just saying, if you want to find it that bad.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:43

If you want to find it that bad. Uh it's not that far away, Brian. It's just down the street. Hey.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:55

If it made it all the way to his house.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:58

Here's the other thing. Uh yesterday when they were raising the coilovers up on the mercury. Now, mind you, I've put a lot of miles in this car.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:05

Yeah.

unknown 1:13:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:06

Because Joe told me to.

unknown 1:13:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:08

Drive it like it's your car. Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:10

Right. Broke the window.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:11

Yeah, broke a window. Drive it like a car. Like the keys in it.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:14

Drive it like you still.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:14

Okay, break a window. Yeah. So I saw the key sitting in the seat and I busted the window out and sold the keys.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:21

I mean, I've been to Brownsboro, so that's like a 160-mile round trip. Yeah. 130 probably. I've been to Frisco. I've been all the fuck over Rockwell and Hunt County. I mean, I've been the Cattle Mills. I've been everywhere in this fucking car. Greenville. Well, they got the wheels off of it yesterday, raising the coilovers. Guess what? Chad found. What? A magnetic flashlight stuck in the inner fender. Nice. Hell yeah. That bitch had rode everywhere. It was all covered in mud. Damn. I mean, it's been through the rain. I mean it works. And it never fell off and it still works. Hell yeah. Yeah. Shout out to Milwaukee. No shit. The fucking lights are badass. They really are tough and durable. No kidding. I don't know how the fuck a tire didn't hit it. And it would have scared the absolute dog shit out of me if it would have fallen off. Oh, yeah. I thought I ran over a fucking cat. Yeah. Or a kid. Yeah. I mean, it would have sounded horrible. Yeah. A kid too. It rode in that fender this whole fucking time. You know how many fucking flashlights probably get left in cars all across the Metroplex?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:30

Bro. I have I have three magnetic lights. Yeah. And I only have one currently because I don't know where the fuck I stuck the other two. Yeah. Yep. They're under a track. Every once in a while, someone would come up and goes, It's yours. Like, yeah, that's mine. The best one is my fucking mallet. Yeah. Okay. Because I've welded the head came off of it. So I welded a jack handle and then uh a hollow piece of pipe on the end. So it has no vibration, but I leave that son of a bitch laying everywhere. All of a sudden I'll come up and be like, Is this your piece of shit? I'm like, that piece of shit right there's made it years. And they're like, huh. And one guy he comes walking up, he's like, hey, we're not gonna worry about this anymore. Like, what do you mean? He goes, Well, here's your hammer. I'm like, there it is. He goes, How long ago did you lose it? I go about a month ago. And he starts laughing. He goes, Well, if you flip over the head, he wrote my name in cursive, so it'll come right back to me. I'm like, thanks, bud. Etched in it and everything. Hell yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:27

I I have a new rule. What's that? I didn't do it this weekend. But I I've told them that uh I was like, if I come up here to work on my own shit, if I can't find one of my tools that I need, I'm calling everybody. I'm texting everybody. Everybody. Everybody get your ass up here. There was two screwdrivers missing. Yeah. I'm pretty sure everybody has a yellow chisel somewhere that doesn't belong to them. Look at Tyson.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:52

Look at him. I haven't done anything. I've been on the Jeep.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:55

For a day.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:56

Yeah. For a day, Tyson. No, yesterday.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:02

Yeah. I had had a little bit of an asshole moment yesterday morning. Did you? I did. All right. I qualified it though by I'm not trying to be a dick, but Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay, cool. So I felt myself, I felt my ears getting hot because we were looking for something.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:20

And I I think I was looking for Teflon tape at the moment. And I felt my ears getting hot. So I knew I was starting to get fucking mad because I kept seeing shit that was mine that was not where it was supposed to be. Right, right. And then I'm looking through the top of my box. That's like looking in my daughter's closet. Okay. And poor Tyson. He's trying to be helpful. Yeah. He goes, hey, do you want me to clean that out for you? I said, look, man, I'm not trying to be a dick. But I've asked for it to be cleaned out like 50 fucking times. I said, so instead of worrying about what time we're going home, yeah, that'd be cool if y'all wouldn't mind cleaning this out. I walked off. Later, I was like, damn, I was a dick. I said I wasn't trying to be a dick. It looks a lot better. It does look great.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:05

I'm just saying where you guys went wrong is the proper response when he said, I'm not trying to be a dick, is you go, okay, and just walk off. Yeah. All right, I'll clean it.

unknown 1:17:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:15

Can you imagine that? You're like, I'm not trying to be a dick. You flip around and fucking everybody's walking off. You're like, where are you going? Said you weren't trying to be a dick. I'm out.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:23

We know what that meant. Yeah. We we know what that meant. But then, you know, like I gave a math lesson and I explained it when four people are looking for 45 minutes. Yeah. That's a lot of motherfucking money. It is. Wait until they look for the screwdrivers and the chisel. I'm still missing two. Are you? I am. Unless they got put in there today. Which I doubt because I didn't go out there and throw a fit today because I figured why. I let that one from yesterday ride for a little while. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:54

Because today he wasn't trying to be a dick.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:55

Then today I put Ethan in charge of bagging cars. Oh yeah. I bought a hundred and I bought 30 bags for$125. Yeah. So I told Ethan, you're in charge of this now. So anytime there's a car under a car, the bottom car better have a bag on it. Yeah. Okay. Okay. And they're all bagged. They are. Yep. They are. Um the only one that's not has a car above it that doesn't have anything that holds liquid in it. So it's what's it going to drop on it, dirt? Yeah. I took care of that. Yeah. Hey. We gotta rearrange our our uh pain body section. Yeah. We we had we didn't think about it. He didn't do nothing wrong. But the way we have our long-term base set up over there, yeah, we need to reverse that deal so that the dust blows out the doors.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:41

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:42

And not through the shop. Through the air conditioner. Oh because it gets up in the air and it just goes everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:49

Everywhere.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:50

It's awesome. The Mercury was two bays over.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:53

And and covered.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:55

Three bays over. Yeah. Covered in.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:57

Looked like aftermath in Iran. Oh hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:01

All glassy and everything.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:05

It's like a blood stain. That's weird. That's weird.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:08

How do you get that out of a fucking sander?

SPEAKER_04 1:19:10

You can't.

unknown 1:19:10

Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:12

No. But yeah, it's been a, you know, it is what it is. Um business is good.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:18

Things are still getting better in the shop.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:20

They really are. Yeah. I'm sitting here making jokes and bitching and like I feel like I'm just pissing everybody off this episode. What? Okay, so we name it it was supposed to rain, or do we not name it I'm not trying to be a dick, but uh yeah, I think the second one.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:35

You put I'm not trying to be a dick, but and then go dot dot dot. It was supposed to rain. The hangouts club shut down.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:44

Yeah, I think we're gonna stick to it was supposed to rain. Um what else? Is there anything else? I'm I I need an office manager.

unknown 1:19:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:58

Are we doing shop talk this episode or no? What?

SPEAKER_05 1:20:01

Did we not do anything? No. Uh other than y'all can't put my shit up. Yeah. Okay. Enough said.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:07

See y'all next time.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:09

It ain't and what's funny is me and him are sitting here fucking with each other about it. He knows it's him.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:14

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:18

It's okay. I wouldn't clean around my toolboxes and all that because we got uh an insurance inspection coming through and all that. I'm cleaning it up and I'm like, oh, hmm. Oh, hmm. And Kool Aid's like, what do you owe hmm? I go, Oh, I didn't know where this tool was. He's like, Are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_00 1:20:33

So when I was coaching I don't only do it with his tools though, I do it with mine too.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:36

So when I was coaching T-ball and coach pitch, yeah. If a kid wouldn't do what they're supposed to do, in practice, I'd have their mom come out and stand with them in the field. Bro. I did. Hell yeah. I was like, Mom, need you out here. Now you are playing shortstop with little Timmy.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:56

Hmm.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:57

Until little Timmy can pay attention to what he's doing. Calling Tyson's mom. I think I'm gonna have Tyson's mom just start coming up here and cleaning up tools.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:04

I don't think she's gonna work on cars.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:06

Just clean tools. Okay. I just need her to pick shit up. Yeah. Could you pick up after your son? How great do you think? I know you've done it for the last however many years. Twenty-six years? Oh, I didn't mean now. Or does she still oh okay?

SPEAKER_01 1:21:20

Um all of a sudden she shows up and does such a good job. You're like, so how are you at the office? Hey.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:26

She's up here three days a week. Don't think I haven't thought about asking her. I mean I mean, wouldn't three days a week help? Fuck yeah, it would help. Just saying. Yeah. But I feel like we'd probably choke each other out. Maybe. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:40

I think that or she can do it.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:42

I think I will have met my match.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:44

Like whatever you need, like social media-wise, yeah. And stuff like that. She could probably do that from my house because she's got Delaney.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:51

The problem with social media, me and Jimmy have had one. Me and Jimmy have had this problem before. The problem with social media is it needs to sound like it's coming from us. Right. It needs to sound like it's coming from Hometown Hot Roderics. And it's hard.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:07

It's hard. I mean, even Brooks tried to m do a Brian post. I'm like, that totally wasn't Brian. Yep. Right.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:12

Like it's tough.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:13

Right.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:14

Um, that's the only problem with the social media. Like, I think I need somebody that can do everything else. Right. Or even go capture the content. Right. Just don't post it. Right. Let me post it. Right. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. We gotta figure it out. Right. Or I gotta learn how to let go and let somebody else post and know that it's not gonna always sound like me. Right. Does it really matter at the end of the day if it sounds like me?

SPEAKER_01 1:22:35

Well, if you and if you do it long enough that person, that that entity becomes that right. I mean they could then all of a sudden it sounds fucked up if we post. Yeah. Yeah, fuck all that.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:46

If you could do it, it's where like I know it's gonna it's a little more of a pain in the ass, but you could have somebody write something up, send it to you, be like, hey.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:52

Yeah. Or if I could just be like, hey, let me introduce you to my chat GPT. Yeah. Because my chat GPT knows me. Right. Like it tells me things like this is gonna look killer, and it says Ghana and look killer.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:05

That's cool and all, but have you chat GPT them to find everything they know about you? Not yet. Huh. Huh.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:14

And then it like it's had me write legal documents. Yeah. It's had to let me know where I needed to be legally. Yeah. Um it's creepy. It it also uh when I'm starting, this this stays with your hometown hot rider vibe. Um then it tells me at the end of our deal, if I say thanks, yeah, it says, Ride on. If you need anything else, just hit me up. Damn. Yeah, my chat. I pay for Chat GPT. I feel like I got my own little robot person somewhere.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:46

Yeah, well, I don't pay for mine. I do. My company does. I gotta pee.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:53

Okie dokie. Um we will continue talking for you to pee, then we'll do big titties. Jane, you walk older than me. Look at that.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:07

Jimmy, I got a piss. My bag's full.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:14

Um what else we got, Tyson? Oh, yeah, the player's still going. Yeah, he can still hear us. Um oh, I forgot to bring it up. We are going to come up with a more car-focused podcast. Yeah. It'll literally be called Rodden Style. Yeah. Um maybe.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:37

Maybe. Rodden Style of the podcast.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:39

Rodden Style? Welcome to the Rodden Style podcast. I don't know, that sounds kind of gay. Zach Barks is gonna do uh tech talk podcast. Um but I I want to do a tech show that actually is more about cars. Yep. Because every time we try to make this one about cars, we end up pissing people off. Example. Like today. Listen. Listen. They were just opinions. Yep. Calm down. Everybody's got opinions. We still love you and we will still support you. Yep. And we still appreciate your support. Yep. But you gotta change your shows up.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:16

Yeah. Um if you don't, then you're not gonna have any shows to do eventually. Yep. And save your money, quit buying awards. Yep. I mean, it's that simple. The people that are serious about it will still show up.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:29

They can give each other awards. Yep. We should do a uh potluck show. I saw somebody comment this on Rod and Style. They would just take awards from other things that they had won, and they would give those awards away, like paying it for like a potluck. Just if you if you win your class, just pick an award when you come up to the table.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:50

Bro, that's not what I was thinking. Okay. Bro, I was like straight up like, hey, you got the best of show. Here's your pot of beans. Here's your apple cobbler.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:01

I'm just saying that's what I that's what I heard. And you feel all fucked up if you win the fruitcake. That's what I'm saying. Like you know that you actually had a piece of shit car because you got the fruit cake. Like, yeah, I did this.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:12

That's rad. I like this idea.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:13

You could do the under construction since people are not supposed to have money. You could give them like a lunchable or something. Yeah. What? Yeah, ramen noodles. Like that shit. Ramen noodles. Oh, yeah. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:21

That's what I'm talking about. I like that. You're spending all your money on car parts right now. Here's some ramen noodles. Here's some ramen. Yeah. It's funny. Here's a pie, here's a pie crust and some whipped cream and a box of pudding. Good luck. Good luck. This day and age, man.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:33

Just give them all the ingredients to make something.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:36

Door dash coupons. Bro, but this old this old guy. And I can't, I can't stop. I want those. I can't stop this homemade bread thing. You still making bread? Fucking bro. I made fucking pull apart garlic fucking cheese bread. Like I had I literally fucking made the dough and all that. And I took the fucking dough, pulled off, flattened it, okay, put butter, cheese, and then fucking put it in the pan and layered it all the way up and then laid it down and then fucking expanded and oh dude, it was so good. This ninja.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:09

My question is where the fuck is ours?

SPEAKER_01 1:27:11

I ate that motherfucker. Is it good reheated?

SPEAKER_00 1:27:14

Yeah. Okay. Like, oh, he's got pictures.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:19

It's like a proud. Like, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:21

I mean, that looks pretty fucking good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:23

Like, I fucking don't know what's gotten into me, but it fucking tastes phenomenal. Guess what? I got to get us on Saturday.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:29

What's that? Olive oils. Remember the pizza place for all the time? Yeah. Really? That was so good. Hell yeah. I should have got two orders of breadsticks because I had ate half of the order of breadsticks on the way home from Garland. I mean it's gonna happen. I was like, I handed it to Brooke and I said, Here's the pizza. She's like, cool. I was like, you can have the rest of the breadsticks. And she opened the box and she goes, Really? Really? I was like, I left you like four. Yeah. How many more do you need? She's like, you ate like nine. I was like, maybe. Whatever. They were really good though. Damn it. Yeah, Olive O's is the shizname. Yeah, it was. Oh, this Saturday. Motherfucking tacos and taillights. Where? Taco Cabana and Broadway and Garland.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:07

Oh, that the one that I missed that I should have been at the last time. Is Daniel doing it again? Yeah, and I'm also joining him.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:15

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:16

Yeah. I might I might have to whether whether I got the little one or not.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:19

Bonsai cruisers be meeting across the highway in a parking lot so that we can all roll in together and try to get parked together.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:25

So um That's a big ass parking lot across the way. Yeah, the grocery stores closed down. Oh, is it? Real big empty parking lot. So now it's just what, northern over there?

SPEAKER_05 1:28:34

And Chipotle, where Carl's Jr. used to be, and olive oils and some other little businesses. Damn it.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:39

I wish that was Carl's Jr.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:41

But I'll be taking the merck, so I got a feeling they'll be like, hey, park this here. Yeah. Because that's what happened with the 36th last time. Oh yeah. They had me park up front. So that'd be cool. Yeah. So tacos and tell us that's a badass event. What time is that at? Seven. Seven. Okay. Saturday. Taco Cabana, Broadway Boulevard, I-30, Garland, Texas. Hell yeah. Whatever the address is. Yeah. Um you have to eat a Taco Cabana. I walked to Starbucks last time. What are the classes? Lolo. Lolo. Lolos. Lolos. There's a lot of low riders. Fucking cool show. There's a lot of shit on hydraulics, bro. Yeah. I gotta go. It was fucking cool. Yeah. Dang it. Yeah. That's about all I got. Yeah, big ass titties. Wow. As always, be sure to like, follow, and share the Ryland Strong Network. Go to RylandStrong Network.org and see how you can help them and shit. And then do the same thing for the 9474 Foundation.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:36

Pissing everybody off.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:39

Now pissing off everybody. Hey, and thank you, the rest of the motherfuckers on this list. Thanks to all you guys. Don't rape each other and have a good night.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:46

And for all these people on here, I sure wish we had some money from some of you motherfuckers. Just kidding. Special shout out and thanks to Revelement Off-Road, Blue Ridge, Texas. Go get your rear end polished by Ryan. Low income clothing. We got low-income clothing stickers right here in the studio on the table right this very second. So if you need some low-income stickers, holla at me. Kelly gave them to us, so we'll sell them to you cheap. Shout out to Hazelwood Hot Rods. Thank you, Jeremy, for all of your help and support. R3 heating and air conditioning. We're going to try to get Randy's car started this week so he can hear it run. Love it or lose it, Tattoo and Body Spa across the parking lot. Integrated lifestyles. Love you, Paul. No, none of those jokes were aimed at your car, Paul. Be calm. Be cool.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:35

Damn, I missed fucking.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:37

Shout out to Texas Legends Barbershop. Lunaris Body Piercing Studio. Mm-mm. Not poking me. Not without a handjob. Soap. Chase Me Films, Legacy Classic Insurance, Wicked Clover Tattoo, Double R Electric, The Adams Polishes, and Blast It Mobile Detail, Mobile Sand Blasting. But also make sure you go follow the 2026 Dragon Destroy Showdown 2.0 September 26th at the OC in Forney. Brought to you by Bonsai Cruisers D FW, Hometown Hot Rodder, Rodden Style, plus Hazelwood Hot Rods. Have you been over there? Yeah, it's fucking cool.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:15

Yeah, like I I had to take Lizzie out there uh a couple weekends ago. Walk through it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's fucking wild. Yeah, she has some UIL thing. It's like the mall. It is. You're going to the mall. There's places, there's stores. Yeah. And a whole ass school and everything.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:29

Yeah. A shop. Yep. A studio. It's fucking crazy. That thing's wild. It's nice. Absolutely wild. Like we said, this episode was really just a bunch of fucking around with everybody. Hopefully I didn't take it serious. We're just joking. Maybe.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:43

No. I'm totally being serious. It's not 420 today. But your shows really suck. Yeah, it really sucks.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:50

Just kidding. Just kidding.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:52

We're just joking. We're having a good time just picking on everybody.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:55

I'm not kidding about the fact that the car culture needs to be saved.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:57

Car culture does need to be saved. Stop talking shit about each other. All you old men, stop talking shit about the young men because eventually y'all are going to die and then there'll be no more car guys because y'all ran them out of the hobby.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:07

Well, and the whole the whole thing, the whole thing is a lot of things that we hate and all that stuff, okay? So you look at it like this. So if we keep steering the kids away from this, the only fun that they're gonna think they can have is fucking takeovers. And that's the last thing we need to do for these kids. Dude, I've thought about this really long and hard.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:26

I really have. I don't think there is a genre of the car hobby that I hate.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:32

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_05 1:32:32

Just well, just because like okay, it's always coming up, it's a hot topic all the time, and there's a lot of promoters that ban them from coming. The squatted trucks. I don't hate them.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:43

Just not my thing. That makes sense. Right. No, no, 100%. There's a lot of things. I mean, you you stop and you think about this. I can respect jacked up trucks. I hate them. Yeah. I'm not a I'm not a lifted truck guy. Yeah. But I still respect them.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:55

Yeah. You know. And you I love them whenever I need it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Uh, but like imports. I'm not a big import guy, but I like them. Yeah. They're cool. They're cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:06

I like everything.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:07

I don't want to own one. Uh I don't want to own a diesel because I don't ever want to have to work on the motherfucker. Right. Um, but I get it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Uh I'm just laughing at y'all when gas is when fuel's six dollars a gallon. Clayton. Ethan. Yeah, Ethan. Yeah. Uh I like Ford guys, huh? Yeah, yeah. And brand loyalty, I don't hate on any brand. Less. Um I I only hate well, I'm not an LS fan. No. I know.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:38

Are you calling me a Ford guy? We talked this for years. Yeah, I'm not a Ford guy. I just like Fords. Yeah. But but I like Chevrolets too. No, I know. And I love Mopars. Yeah. And Volkswagens. Like I I don't think there's a genre of the car scene that I that I hate. Um what I hate is the shit talking from generation to generation.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:06

This is me.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:07

What I hate is bashing other people's cars and and and discouraging them from coming and hanging out. Yep. You know what I mean? What I hate is when you can't understand why people are looking at a car that's different instead of the car like of yours that 18 of your buddies on. Yeah. Right? That gets me. You know what I mean? Yeah. Um I don't there's not a genre that I hate. I am not, look, I'll just tell everybody I am not a fan of the modern rat rod.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:40

No.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:40

I think they're corny. Uh it's just not my thing. Yep. They're goofy. But I'm also not a fan of street rods. Like I there's a lot of them out there that are super, super nice. Yeah. Yeah. Nice fucking cars. Yeah. Just not my thing. You know what I mean? Uh I'll try to un-street rod any street rod that I get. Yeah. Sometimes you can, sometimes you can't. Um but I respect the fuck out of them. Right. And they're cool to drive. Comfortable to drive. Comfortable to drive. Um so I don't yeah, I don't think there's any of them that I hate. I really don't. I can't think of a genre that I hate. Um I think some of y'all need some originality. Quit trying to out chrome each other. Yeah. Color match it. Oh yeah. Well, I got chrome. All my accessories are chrome. All of them. All of them. All of them. My car's chrome. Yeah. I'm gonna chrome my whole car. What are you gonna do then to chrome my tires? Chrome walls. Yeah. What? I think you started something. I mean, there's a um fuck what's that called? Cosmochrome? Machine for sale in the marketplace right now for 4,500 bucks. We could make a lot of money with that. We could chrome everything. I know a 36 Ford that the guy wants to chrome the grill and it's not cheap. You could absolutely Cosmochrome it. Yep. And it would look just as good. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, keep building what you want to build.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:13

That's it. Build your shit. Drive your shit. Come to shows. Anybody talk shit? Welcome.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:18

Well, hell, hell, you know what I came across in pictures? Uh huh when we were at that uh, what was it, uh Cars and Comets. Uh-huh. Remember when we rolled up on that fucking kid with the civic hatch that had the had the V6 hanging out of the front of it?

SPEAKER_04 1:36:31

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:31

Yeah, I came across that picture. I'm like, man, I remember that because that kid wasn't talking to nobody. He was just standing over by his car. Yeah. And me and Brian walk up and start talking to him, and he was just jazzed, like, you're talking to me, dude. He had a big old 3.5 leader, the J series or whatever, sticking straight out the hood, cut out and everything. It's like, yeah, bro. It was retarded fast. Yeah, it was stupid. But that's the thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:36:56

We had the whole fucking traffic jam. Yes. We blocked it all. It was a crew cab fucking slammed long bed square body dually going up a parking garage to park on the upper level. Yes. It took like a four-point turn on every level of the parking garage. Yes. Motherfuckers were packed up to the road waiting on us to get through there. That was it was a it was a day. It was fucking awesome. I loved it.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:16

And then we we left before everybody did. So that we could get out. Yeah. Yeah. It was cool. And the torchies it is.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:23

Yeah. That just left a bad taste in my fucking mouth. He said, mmm. Then Jimmy's car got totaled one night of Torchies. Yeah. By a drunk driver. By a drunk driver. But it's okay. I KO'd that motherfucker with a power age bottle. Shit was great. Hey, I led him and everything. Like while he was fucking drunk and running into cars in the parking lot and fucking led him with a like a corner.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:44

Listen, listen, listen, listen, okay? This guy knocked him out. This dude drives out of the fucking parking lot through the fucking through the fucking driveway. Okay. Somehow blows a tire, 180s, floors it, goes through the fucking grass, through the bushes, and fucking dukes at hazards right into my car. That's by its fucking self. No, it shoved it into three more cars. Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot. I forgot. But my I mean, there was plenty of space you could have fucking hit anybody else. And then he had backed up.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:19

Yes. And took off again. And was gonna hit more cars. So he only got to hit one more car because I KO'd his ass with a fucking power grade bottle and knocked him out.

SPEAKER_01 1:38:27

And I really not I'm not making that up, man. No, and I realized how how inebriated the guy was, okay, right before the before he was night night. Okay. But before that, he literally looks at me and fucking Brian. He goes, hold on, let me park. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:47

He literally was so fucked up he could not figure out where to park. And then by that time he had woke up and came out of the truck, and then the cops were showing up. And I had decided I was fixing to walk over and beat this dude's ass. And the cop was trying to tell me to stop. Nope, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. And I kept walking, I was gonna hit this dude. And all of a sudden I heard those words. I will fucking tase you. I said, I just stopped, put my hands up. I was like, no, please don't do that. Yeah, I'm good. I knocked him out once.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:17

Yeah. And he was like, Don't worry, I would want to beat his ass too, but you can't do it while we're here. Bro, I think it's a good thing I hit him in the head with a fucking power aid bottle before you got here. He goes, probably didn't need to tell me that either. No.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:28

No, I remember they're sitting there, they're like, So you're gonna tell your car? I'm like, I ain't got the fucking money for it. And all that. They're like, so what are you gonna do? I crawled into the fucking passenger side. Okay, my whole fucking door was creamed and like sealed shut. It was banana. Okay. I fucking got in it and Brian's like, You sure you're okay? I'm like, eh, we'll see. He made it about two or three blocks away from my house. I'm like, nah, I'm good, man. And all that. But dude, you could stick your hand through my door and all kinds of shit. It was fucked, it totaled it.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:57

I probably was square F-150.

SPEAKER_01 1:40:00

Yeah. It hit all these cars.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:01

Jesus.

SPEAKER_01 1:40:02

And and and the fuck part is is the fucking side airbag, none of the airbags went off. No. None of them. But what totaled my car essentially was the only airbags that went off were my headrests, and those are like$4,800 apiece for this car. And I'm like, yeah, and they're like, and here, and I'm like, yeah, it's bent here.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:23

So the shitty thing was is Clayton was like eight, nine. And I'd I'd just been teaching him how to drive a standard, and I had my little hard body out there that night. Clayton had just moved my truck that was parked next to Jimmy's.

SPEAKER_01 1:40:37

That would have got cream.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:38

That would have that's what would have gotten hit. And Clayton had just moved it into the next row of parking spots to show everybody that he knew how to drive a standard.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:44

That's funny.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:45

Yeah, like literally that dude would have plowed the fucking hard body. Yeah. And I had just spent a lot of money on it. Suspension and shit. I'd have been upset. Fuck, I just bought those fraud wheels for the car. Yeah. Then they were fucked us. Fucked us. Damn it. So anyway, we love y'all. Yeah. Um, if you got offended, you can't take a joke. Go fuck yourself. Yeah, sorry. We'll still I mean, sorry. Don't rave each other. Or do. Bye bye. Fuck it.