Hometown Hot Rodder - Who Dat Nanja Is???

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SPEAKER_05 0:01

Hi, uh, I was just wondering, could I interest you in a roof quote?

SPEAKER_02 0:09

Fuck no. No, we we know people for that. Good god, man. And they've already called all of them.

SPEAKER_05 0:18

I'm sure. We still don't care if you're here because you want to be or because you lost a bet with one of your buddies. We're just glad you're here. You know what?

SPEAKER_02 0:28

Yeah, but if they've been here this long, well. They're done.

SPEAKER_05 0:33

Yeah, they quit. You're listening to the okay show on the internet, the hometown hope of the podcast. Gonna come up with new tag lines because I'm getting tired of playing this anymore. I mean, whatever. Oh fuck, I'm in one of those moods. I like it. I thought I was excited. Yeah. Turns out, fuck you guys. Well, don't rape each other. Yeah, what up, bitches. Hold on, motherfucker. Hi, Tyson. Hey. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

SPEAKER_02 1:04

Same old shit. Here we are.

SPEAKER_05 1:07

We gotta change this shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:08

No, no, no episode number.

SPEAKER_05 1:10

Okay, it's all the same. Okay. You know, I have days that it doesn't feel the same. And then I have days like What, like your pitch? Yeah. Then today is just one of those days where I'm like, God damn, I feel like I just did this yesterday. And the day before no. Oh. No. It's been a week. But sometimes a week's just not enough.

SPEAKER_02 1:33

So you want to do this monthly? Uh we could call it the period. The period.

SPEAKER_00 1:39

The period podcast. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:41

Yeah. Pee-p. Yeah, we do our bloody best. Art point.

SPEAKER_02 1:47

That's a good one.

SPEAKER_04 1:52

Oh god. Episode title. We're doing our bloody best.

SPEAKER_05 1:55

We're doing our bloody best. Man. Or we maybe we should just call it oh hail no. Oh, fuck. Hail H I H A I L No. Man. H-E-I-L?

SPEAKER_02 2:09

That's Heil. Sorry. Jesus. Well, I used to I used to live at Hile and Bolsa Chica in Huntington Beach. Good call. I'm just saying. Okay. Street name, right? I'm with you. Okay. You have to be this tall? You know what's funny is that Austin listens. And he probably saw exactly what I did because it it was the opposite of uh what Marcus does. And Marcus goes, white power. And I'm like, why? Last name can't be Smith Jones Johnson. That's funny because Marcus's last name. Oh, just kidding.

SPEAKER_05 2:47

Holy fuck, man. So for those that don't know, because why would it be on the news nationally? What happened? Fate in Roy City, Texas got the fuck beat out of them two days ago. Yeah. Like, wow. Um, damn. Yeah. Damn. Uh uh, it wasn't supposed to do shit. No. No. Me and Brooke were, in fact, this was Tuesday night, is that right? Or Wednesday? Monday.

SPEAKER_00 3:14

Monday night.

SPEAKER_02 3:14

Monday night? Monday. It is Wednesday. Is it? Yeah. I don't have a fucking clue right now. It's okay. I just I happen to know what day it was all of a sudden. I can't ex explain the amount of busy my brain has been.

SPEAKER_05 3:26

Oh wow, I'm sure. So Brooke and I were sitting on the back porch. Yeah. And I knew that there was a small shot of rain. Right. Well, we had a couple of rides left over from the sellers show. One of them being Andy's 86 Mustang with 30,000 miles on it and T-tops. Yeah. So I was like, you know, I don't it was sitting out by the road. I was like, I don't want somebody to fuck with Andy's car. Yeah. Had nothing to do with anything else. Right. Well, as we're coming out to get it, starts sprinkling. I'm like, well, good thing we're moving that car. I don't know if it fucking leaks or not. Probably. Right. It's an 86. It's fucking 40 years old. Right. And original. Untouched. So I leak. So yeah, it probably leaks. Deion Sanders has got a whole new commercial about that very same thing. The Depends Guard thing.

SPEAKER_02 4:13

Oh, does he do the Depends commercials now?

SPEAKER_05 4:15

What a guy. Just the guards. Showtime. Just the guards. Change everything but yourself. That's what it says. Anyway. That's a good one. Anyway. This episode brought to you by Depends. Guards. Yeah. They're not diapers, goddammit. They're just. They're guards. They're they're they're uh fucking cups.

SPEAKER_02 4:31

That's all they are. They're maxi pads for dudes. Yeah. No, they're they're like they're like the masculine cup. It's literally a cotex for guys. Yeah, but what if you shit yourself? Well, does it still different?

SPEAKER_05 4:43

Then you need a full-on depend.

SPEAKER_02 4:45

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You gotta depend on that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 4:48

So anyway, as we're doing Bro, I can't wait to wear depends. It's get here, unlock the shop, go inside, get the keys to the storage building, take the car across the street. It doesn't want to fucking run because I'm trying to hurry because it's starting to sprinkle pretty. It was starting to rape. Go there, we put it up. I go to shut the sh the fucking storage building. It's in 16, so I can't get the fucking lock to slide over far enough to get the padlock in it. Finally get that, and I'm soaked. Because it started raining, raining. Yeah. Come over here, put the key up, go home. Well, Clayton calls and he's like, hey, I'm leaving GMP balls. He's like, I'm going to the car wash because I feel like there's something fixing to happen. I'm like, it's just fucking rain, bro. I mean, I was like, and we can't. He's like, just stop at the car wash. I was like, we can't. Spencer's at home by himself. We literally just came to the shopping. Right. And you were supposed to be going home, so we just left him there because you were going to be there in a couple minutes.

SPEAKER_06 5:42

Right.

SPEAKER_05 5:42

Well, we passed Clayton when we turned onto our FM road. Yeah. Clayton's pulling into the car wash. I'm like, there's Clayton. And she's like, wonder how long he's going to stay there. I was like, I don't know. All night. Well, so we go home, park, go in the house, sit down, kick my fucking chair up, watching TV, and Brooke goes, damn, it is pouring. And I was like, huh? And all of a sudden I said, fuck with that noise. And she was like, somebody's phone's going off. I didn't know mine was sitting there. It was my phone. Anyway. Did y'all hear it?

SPEAKER_00 6:20

You didn't feel your tank vibration.

SPEAKER_05 6:21

No, I heard the I heard the fucking static. That's what I was talking about. The static. Yeah, it was like. My phone's on silent, but the deal's gonna be. Yeah, no, I was like, so anyway, and she goes, hey, it's hailing. I'm like, what? Nah. Nah. She's like, well, Clayton just said that Jordan told him it was starting to hail in Rowlett. I was like, oh fuck, it's hailing. And I'm like, well, what are you gonna do about it? Van halin? Right, yeah. I saw a van got hailed on though, on our street. Damn. That's what I'm talking about. Uh I was like, damn, it what are you gonna do? It's hailing. Okay. It's too late now. Yeah. Right? And then it just kept going and kept going and getting bigger and bigger and bigger. And then you could hear it hitting the front windows of the house, and I'm like, oh fuck, it's hailing. Spencer comes running in there and goes, I'm not watching my, I'm not playing on the computer anymore. He came, he came in here because it was in the office. Oh shit. Then it started to sound like there was already a bunch of uh uh deportes uh on top of the house. They were already fixing our roof. It sounded like with hammers. Bro, that's what I'm talking about. I was like, damn, there's already somebody up there hitting the roof with hammers. Hell yeah. No, a lot of them. Oh, that was hail. Yeah. Um 45 fucking minutes. Fuck. 45 minutes of straight fucking hail, non-stop for 45 minutes. There was like six or seven inches piled up at the garage door like a snow drift. Yeah. And then up against the front porch, there was probably another five or six inches in the bed of my truck. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:48

Um so I went down a big list when this was all going on because of course above me it was just barely sprinkling, and over there it was fucking hell. Yeah and I fucking literally went down like the list of people I needed to call. Right. Okay, because I knew it was in, I knew it looked like it was in your area. Yeah. So I text you. You're like, no, it's fucking hell. And I'm like, fuck. So I'm sitting there, I'm like, oh shit, Kool-Aid's off 276. So I fucking text him, you good? He goes, I'm stuck in the I'm stuck at that that little donut shop. It had a fucking lean to. So he fucking went and parked there. Well, then I'm going down the list of different people to text, okay? And I'm like, sorry, sorry, Tyson, I didn't text you. I I knew you were with Papa less. It's fine. But uh, but I'm texting all these people. I'm like, okay, I think I'm good. I'm sitting there for about 20 minutes. Nah, I wouldn't say 20 minutes, about 10 minutes. I'm like, oh shit, my parents. So I call. I'm like, Lisa. She's like, yeah. I'm like, you guys good? Yeah, why? Oh, you're not home. No, no, no. I'm in the camper. I go, well, Lisa, there's a supercell that's forming around Greenville. I go, so you guys are getting some shit. Brian's got, and she goes, Fuck, there's hail. I'm like, all right, well, I just wanted to warn you. Yeah. Yeah. She had so she texts me this morning or yesterday. She texts me and goes, Hey, thanks for letting me know. I was terrified. And I'm like, well, that made me feel better, but I wasn't coming to your rescue.

SPEAKER_05 9:14

So um my truck's totaled. I didn't even look at it, man. It well, it got it got quoted. Yeah. Uh around six grand. Oh, wow. That's enough to total it. It's got 206,000 miles on it. Yeah. It's eight years old. Yeah. Like, so we're not fixing it. No. We're not calling insurance. I don't want it totaled. I don't want a salvage title. No. We're not following. Nah, I'm not fixing it. Okay. Um, Brooke's brand fucking new car. God dang. Her 2026 Tig 1 with 6,000 miles on it. Yeah. Paid for. And the whole passenger side is fucked. Fuck. Emma's escape is fucked. Good lord. The house. Fucked. Huh.

SPEAKER_00 10:00

Is fucked.

SPEAKER_05 10:01

Well, I saw the dust that you took a picture of. Roof, fence, front door, the stone at up of the little fake window at the attic that's covered in stone. Yeah. There's white circles in the stone. Dang. The fence looks like it's been just absolutely sprayed. Um the windows in the office are old studio. Uh the screens are all busted. We're held wet through the screens. Damn. And then like the framing around the windows all beat to fucking bent. There's holes in it. Damn. Um the air conditioner.

SPEAKER_06 10:35

Fuck.

SPEAKER_05 10:36

The outside air conditioner, yeah. Uh the gutters. I mean, our house is just beat to fuck. Damn it. No leaks though. So we're not claiming that bitch until spring's over. Yeah. Just wait. Why? What's the fucking point? Right. Yeah. Um Did you get up in the attic? No. No, I don't care too. You don't addict? Yeah. Well, I I mean I addict, but I don't it it's not leaking. Okay. It would we we would have known by now. Yeah, that's true. Um, and from the ground, it doesn't look that bad. I mean, but there was like it looked like beach sand in front of the house from the dirt and all that shit was stuck to the cars. Oh man. Um So I'm like, what fucking I do? I'm over it. I mean, yeah, whatever. There's nothing you can do. Call the insurance company. I don't know what to say. Right. Yeah. All I have heard about all day? Fucking hell damn it. L last couple days. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we come to the shop next morning. The building had a little bit uh one door um and like insulation dust had fallen from where the hell was hitting the roof of the building. Nothing bad.

SPEAKER_00 11:49

But the door's just a seal, isn't it?

SPEAKER_05 11:51

Yeah, it's just a seal. It's just a seal on a door. Love it or lose it. Um they lost some paint and insulation from the ceiling. Oh wow. They have and they're that's all medical shit over there, so they had to have it professionally cleaned. Oh, hell. Um we H A I L we We get here, we're gonna start working. Well then all of a sudden one of us, I don't remember if it was me or who it was, but one of us looks at the weather yesterday morning. Yeah. And it said 1045, you're getting pounded again. There's another storm coming, 1045 a.m. Yeah. Large hell possible. Fuck. I'm like, well, take every fucking thing that's outside and bring it back inside, find a way to make all of them fit in the building, and we're going home. Yeah. Buildings full of cars can't work. Yeah. Um so we did, and we took the whole day off, and it didn't do a motherfucking thing yesterday.

SPEAKER_02 12:42

Nothing. Nothing. Literally nothing. It got fucking hot. Yeah, it did nothing yesterday.

SPEAKER_05 12:47

Uh, but it's just better safe than sorry. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:50

I mean, it was coming straight for us.

SPEAKER_05 12:52

I I will say Yeah, it was, and it split at Lake Ray Hubbard. Yeah, like it always does. It just went yeah. Gone. Uh, there's something about the combination of that lake and the elevation difference between Garland and Rockwell. Mm-hmm that when it if it's 400 feet above or whatever, it comes over into Rockwell that's now 200 feet above, and somehow that splits it up. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 13:11

You know, and that's funny because when I lived in Garland, it used to jump over us. Yeah. Like it always jumped over us.

SPEAKER_05 13:17

Yeah, it's because it's probably I would think between Rockwell and Garland's probably a good 150, 200 foot elevation change. Oh, yeah. That bridge is fucking tall.

SPEAKER_02 13:25

Yeah. Yeah. Um, it's the ramp at snuffers. You know, the fucking right at Ridge Road where you lose signal. Yes. Yeah, that's what that's where it is. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 13:34

So nothing. Well, today also was supposed to do nothing. Yeah. It rained all fucking day. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 13:41

Fuck, dude. Like, dude, like literally, I was sitting there and someone looked at me and they go, Hey, you may want to grab your toolbox. I go, why? They go, like, literally, something brewed up that wasn't really gonna happen. I'm like, no, I look at the radar, I'm like, yeah, let me grab my toolbox.

SPEAKER_05 13:55

Yeah. I mean, look, but today we had to work. Yeah. So I mean, it wasn't severe weather, it was just rain. Yeah. So, yes, some of your cars got rained on.

SPEAKER_02 14:05

Oh. Sorry. I don't think they had rain back then. When they were built? Mm-mm. Uh-uh. Just saying. It didn't start that till recently. Yeah. So anywho.

SPEAKER_05 14:14

I mean, I will say they didn't have the washer fluid you put in it back then. Um, tomorrow may or may not be we may or may not be getting something bad tomorrow. It's supposed to be all week like this. I know. But but, but nothing on Saturday. Yeah. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:30

High of 70 degrees on Saturday. Yeah, my bitch ass got conned into work in the first little part of the morning, and then I have to go pick Kelly up at fucking noon from the airport. Well, we'll be at the uh Leonard Spring Bash. When's it over? One. Uh what are you guys doing after? Hanging out at Billy's. And it's what from my house? Uh 45 minutes hour? 30 to 45 minutes.

SPEAKER_05 14:55

Yeah. Yeah, it's not far. Maybe I'll just show up there. The uh Leonard Police Department. Uh maybe not. No, I'm just kidding. Leonard Police Department High School Scholarship Fund is what this show benefits. Nice. I get to emce it back at home. Yeah, man. I really wanted to go. Uh I'll be taking a new toy. Yeah. I could be taking two new toys. But but one of them probably won't be quite where I want it to be for public purposes. The gold one won't.

SPEAKER_00 15:32

What is that so supposed to be here?

SPEAKER_05 15:34

I mean, the only thing that I ordered to be here tomorrow. Eh, it ain't gonna be ready yet. I don't know. I'll let you know in the morning if I drive a bitch home.

SPEAKER_02 15:44

Instantly I knew what that one thing was. I'm like, yeah. Yep, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 15:48

Yeah. I already know. Um we just got too much work going on in the shop. Yeah. Because fuck, we're busy. Yeah. We've said that a lot of times, but now we're fucking busy. Yeah. We're behind.

SPEAKER_03 15:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:00

Like we're behind on. And look, hey guys, we're trying. Yeah, we're trying but we're behind. And we lost a day to weather. I don't I don't know what to tell y'all. Um we we've gone through a lot the last couple of weeks. Like we've had illness. Yeah. We've had injury. Yeah. Um, we've had uh bereavement. Um and then then we got hail. So we've had we've had a rough couple of weeks. Yeah, it is. Um the staff has had some troubles. Um so but it happens. It does. It happens to everybody. Yep. It's part of it. Yeah, it's part of it. It it happens. Good thing these are not daily drivers. Yeah. Calm down. We're working on them, I promise. Um we can't take any more work. Not for a minute. We gotta finish some shit up. We gotta clear we gotta clear some shit up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:52

Um buildings.

SPEAKER_05 16:54

We are fucking covered up.

SPEAKER_00 16:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:57

I'm gonna talk to the owners about getting one of these new buildings. Yeah? I think I'm gonna have to.

SPEAKER_02 17:06

Did you move your sign? Man. I literally got a phone call because nobody gets on Facebook that fucking folk. Somebody asked you? My dad. He goes, Jimmy. I go, what's up? He goes, what the fuck happened? And immediately I go, the sign? I didn't even he didn't even say anything. He goes, Jimmy, what the hell happened? And I go, the sign? And he goes, Yeah, and I go, no, no, no, that's for the shit behind him. Oh, I go, yeah, he's gonna have that moved.

SPEAKER_05 17:36

Yeah, they were supposed to come do it. Oh, they haven't done it. I didn't even look. So I need to reach out to Stan.

SPEAKER_00 17:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 17:41

Because I called him. Yeah. And I was like, hey, dude, we've already had people calling and asking if something's going on, if they need to move their cars or if we're what's going on and do they think it's our building for lease? And he goes, What are you talking about? I was like, These dudes put this sign right in front of our building. Yeah. He goes, They were supposed to make it perpendicular to the road. I went, it's not. They were supposed to put it closer to the driveway. They didn't. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:01

And he goes, smack dab in the middle of the parking lot.

SPEAKER_05 18:04

Perfectly centered where it looks like our building is for lease.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

Yeah, when you and when you sent me the picture and all that, or I saw the picture, I was like, what?

SPEAKER_05 18:12

And it's seven feet from the edge of the asphalt. Yeah. It's seven feet. Yep. And he was like, that's not good. I went, no, it's not good at all. Not for business at all. And it's concreted in. And can you put it? Yeah.

unknown 18:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:26

Yeah. And can you do me a favor? Can you put like the back lot?

SPEAKER_05 18:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:31

Back yonder.

SPEAKER_05 18:32

Can you put something that Yeah. The back 40. Yeah, I was just about to say the back 40. Yeah, there you go. Could you do something fucking creative? Yeah. Yeah. Not for lease, because everybody looks like they're up for lease. Because it literally no, not everybody. No, no, it looks like you are. It looks like our building is for lease. Yeah. So I gotta reach out to him again. Yep. Because they came and took it down. Oh, they did. Well. Kinda. But the polls were still up. And I'm like, maybe they're just gonna come by and cut those off. Yeah. No, they came back and put a different one on it because they had the wrong guy's name on it.

SPEAKER_02 19:05

So it was that easy to take down?

SPEAKER_05 19:07

Yeah, it's just screws. Cool. I should do that. Fuck, I don't have my fucking matter of fact, Stan told me if we had a fucking screw gun, we could go take it down. Well. That may be what we do. Yep. And I'm gonna be like, look, man. It really makes sense. Y'all were supposed to come do y'all, this was not supposed to be here.

SPEAKER_03 19:24

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_02 19:26

So anyway. Too bad we don't know vinyl people. Have them make a whole vinyl thing that says back 40. Yeah, yeah, not this building.

SPEAKER_05 19:34

No. Like it's it looks fucking horrible. So thanks for bringing that up, Jimmy. Just asking. No, I mean, really, thanks. Yeah. So I could tell everybody on the no, our building's not for leaking. No, no, we're not going out of business. No, we're not moving to another building.

SPEAKER_02 19:49

Yeah, my dad's like, what the fuck? And I'm like, uh oh, you're talking about the sign.

SPEAKER_05 19:54

Yeah, we're not moving. Nothing's wrong. Yeah. Well. There's a lot of wrong, a lot of things wrong, but we're not moving. No. Um.

SPEAKER_00 20:07

And we're not going out of business.

SPEAKER_02 20:09

Yet. Today.

SPEAKER_04 20:16

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_05 20:20

Um God bless you. Thank you. We'll make it through the week. You'd be all right. Fucking rent's coming on. Yeah. Hey, when are you going to pay your rent? When are you going to move that fucking sign? Yeah, there you go. That's what we should do. Hell yeah. Well, we'll come move it today. Well, that's not soon enough. Yeah. Damn. Um what else? What else? What else? What else is going on? Seller's show. Yeah. Seller show went well. Yeah, it did. You know, was it a raging success? No. Um, but for the very first one, I mean, in it was successful. In hindsight, it was successful. We had 11 registered, 10 registered before the day of. Yeah. Um, two of those sold before the event. Right. Based off of the post online. Yep. So that counts.

SPEAKER_00 21:06

The Corvette, and what was the other one?

SPEAKER_05 21:08

The gray Mustang. Convertible.

SPEAKER_00 21:11

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:12

Um because that was originally posted on seller show. Right. And that's where What's His Nuts found it. Yep. So both of those that counts. Yeah. The seller show sold it. I don't care if we sell it day overnight. Right. In fact, it'd be way cooler if we sold them all before the event. That way we didn't have to come up here.

SPEAKER_00 21:26

Right.

SPEAKER_05 21:27

Damn. Either way works for me. Um, but then we sold another one day of. Yeah. Corey Cole Grove's truck sold. Yep. I just put up made a post about it earlier because he made a post. Um and then there's three other ones that are in negotiation. Uh the orange C ten is in negotiation. Joe Maxwell's yellow and black, Cabriolet. Mm hmm. Um and the Thunderbirds. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 21:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:57

It is in negotiation. It is. Thank you. Yeah. Kind of not. Oh. Alright, fine. I'm buying the fucking Thunderbird.

unknown 22:09

Shh.

SPEAKER_04 22:10

Also, I'm picking up the new shop truck tomorrow.

SPEAKER_05 22:17

So do we want to talk about him or I mean you just brought him up to the show? I mean, you just fucking said it. Yeah. Look, this guy named John, he had showed up and pre-registered for the seller show.

SPEAKER_03 22:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:28

65 Thunderbird.

SPEAKER_03 22:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:31

All original. Yeah. But that fucking steering wheel moves though. It does have the slide-away steering wheel. That motherfucker cool as shit. Um gold. Like a lime gold.

SPEAKER_00 22:44

Yeah, it's kind of it's a cool color.

SPEAKER_02 22:45

It's like a lime gold. It's like, it's like a it's like a kind of like a metallic-y baby shit. White roof. I mean, like they the the baby ate just a fucking sparkly ass crayon and shit. Stripper glitter. Stripper glitter. Yeah, with yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:00

That's the name of the car. Oh, we'll just call it glitter. So maybe we'll call it like we'll name it like Tatiana or something. Uh anything.

SPEAKER_00 23:08

Dax made a good point. It's a cool color for a custom.

SPEAKER_05 23:11

Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Koink a dink. We're building a custom. Yeah. You know. A real quick, mild, cheap custom. Yep. I say cheap. The car's not cheap.

SPEAKER_00 23:21

Budget friendly custom.

SPEAKER_05 23:23

No, the build. The build part of it's cheap. Yeah, that's it. The car was not cheap. No. Well, no. But that motherfucker's the cool. Yeah, it is. It is the cool. Yeah. White interior. White and gold interior. And chrome. White, gold, and chrome.

SPEAKER_00 23:36

The whole car's white, gold, and chrome.

SPEAKER_05 23:38

Yeah. And black. And black. Um, only the long parts.

SPEAKER_02 23:44

It's like, it's like, it's like this. It's like, hey guys, who's gonna lace the top for uh your sponsorship? I think we're just gonna flake it with vinyl. Yeah. Yeah, just a heavy flake vinyl.

SPEAKER_00 23:56

Gotta figure out what color goes with that.

SPEAKER_05 23:58

Yeah, I gotta figure that out. Um but quick, easy, mild custom build. Yep. And I'm not keeping this one. Nope.

SPEAKER_02 24:08

Guess what I'm driving home tonight. But when you say I'm not keeping this one, do you want to see my surprise face? You ain't kept shit our whole friendship. I am a lot better about holding on to shit now. Well, yeah, you because you're busy doing other shit.

SPEAKER_05 24:23

The Falcon and the Lincoln went because I needed them for the I needed the bread for the shop. No, I know. We're in a different we're in a different place now. Yeah. Um but 390, automatic, power windows, power logs, AC. It's a cool fucking car. It really is. Um also another shop truck. Yeah. Although I tried to lay some graphics out on it, I I don't know that I can let it up. I I or or it's gonna have to be a different style than what I was trying to do. It has to be lettered up because that's the whole reason I wanted the truck. You'll see it. Because I had was gonna. No, no, when it's sitting in front of you, you'll see it. I know I will. I I had was gonna end up with the chopped blue 50 Merc. Yeah. Well then this truck came up, yeah, and I'm like, mm, that makes way more sense for the business. You know what I mean? Yeah. I can use it as a truck. I can put helper bags on it. Yep. So I probably should tell them what it is, I guess. Because I there is it's a truck. There ain't been a picture of one of this truck on TV on the internet. I haven't put a picture at all yet.

SPEAKER_00 25:32

You should just tell them what it is, don't tell them what color it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that way they don't know.

SPEAKER_05 25:35

Not even a spec, just what it is. No, I don't give a fuck. It's red. Okay. It's an 89 square body crew cab dually. Fucking cool as fuck.

SPEAKER_00 25:47

Lowered.

SPEAKER_05 25:48

Oh, see, now you guys are gonna spec it up. It's slammed with 19.5s. See. TBI 454 automatic. Kind of interior. Brand new stock.

SPEAKER_03 25:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 25:59

AC. Uh, but it's got 14 gears. Mm-hmm. With a turbo 400. Bro.

SPEAKER_02 26:07

But some of it's gonna suck.

SPEAKER_05 26:09

But I believe, unless he returned them once we made a deal on the truck. Yeah. I believe I'm getting a set of 355s for it. Oh, that'd be that'd be nice. I believe. Yeah. Unless they're gone. But we throw some helper bags on that thing and we can pull anything we want to. Yep. Yeah. It's a big block. I think uh if it's as good of a truck as it's supposed to be, I think I'm gonna pull Mike's skyline to relax me in the park with it.

SPEAKER_02 26:32

Nice.

SPEAKER_05 26:33

How dope would that be? That'd be cool. Yeah. Fuck yeah, it would.

SPEAKER_00 26:38

That trailer needs some love. The Bonsai trailer. What? It's got a mismatched wheel and it just makes it look cooler.

SPEAKER_05 26:45

It needs a freshen up. Yeah, just make it look cooler. Yeah. We could probably find some five on five truck wheels. Yeah. That's what that's all it is.

SPEAKER_00 26:53

What?

SPEAKER_02 26:53

Oh, I'm gonna say you should do like I was thinking five by five fucking rattle cans. That's all I was thinking.

SPEAKER_00 26:59

Steal wheels with like caps on or something, but it's that's not mics.

SPEAKER_05 27:05

We could put a we could put some some billet OBS wheels on it.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

Yeah. What are you pulling?

SPEAKER_05 27:12

We're pulling the skyline. Oh, just putting some inkeys on it. I don't know that they make them that strong. He said, hmm.

SPEAKER_02 27:21

You're pulling a maxima. I mean, skyline. Damn. Mike, that was Jimmy.

SPEAKER_05 27:27

I love you. Um so And he knows who it was. Um, yeah, it's gonna be rad. So we weren't podcasting yet when I had the blue one.

SPEAKER_03 27:41

No.

SPEAKER_05 27:42

We that was like six months before we started the podcast. Maybe, maybe a little more than that. Yeah, a lot more than that. Was it? Yeah. Okay, maybe a year. Yeah, probably a year.

SPEAKER_02 27:51

No, you know what? My time, my time frames from the Mutt to YRC to current has been fucked off. So it could have been that early.

SPEAKER_05 28:05

No, it was it was about six months before Chase and I came up with the concept of hometown hotrudder. So it was about a year before we started podcasting.

SPEAKER_02 28:14

Nah, cuz because when you guys came up with the concept, you guys went in the uh with the 55 over there, you didn't have that shop circuit. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05 28:21

Okay. A few months before we did that.

SPEAKER_02 28:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 28:25

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Um, but I had a blue 91 crew cab dually that was slammed on its ass and blah, blah, blah. And I really liked that truck a lot.

SPEAKER_00 28:37

Didn't it have some like crazy motor in it?

SPEAKER_05 28:39

Yeah, we put yeah, yeah, it was nasty. It was stupid. Until it had blew it up. Yeah, it was stupid.

SPEAKER_02 28:45

When you take a big land yacht like that completely sideways in a fucking intersection, yeah, it's got some fucking balls.

SPEAKER_05 28:51

Yeah, it was cool. Um I just I couldn't afford to fix it when it broke. Yeah. So I sold it. Yeah. Um, and then Kevin Fuller got it, and he was gonna put a Cummins in it. Actually, he did put a Cummins in it. Yeah. And then he pulled it back out and put a big block back in it, and then I don't know what happened to the truck.

SPEAKER_00 29:10

But he probably sold it.

SPEAKER_05 29:11

But he did put the Cummins in it and it ran. That's cool. Yeah, and then he pulled it back out. Um, so I don't know where that truck went, but ever since then, I've wanted another one of those fucking square body four-doors. That truck was fucking cool. Yeah. And square bodies are the biggest piles of shit on the planet. Yeah. I love them, but they're jumping. I do too. But they're such shit.

SPEAKER_00 29:32

I really liked Dennis's the other day.

SPEAKER_05 29:34

The OBS one. Yeah. That was a nice truck. It was minus the Vortech part.

SPEAKER_00 29:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:40

That's fixable. Um, yeah, when it calls for four and a half hours to do plug wires. You gotta take the upper intake apart. Uh but it was a nice truck. It was. It was a nice truck. Yep. Um but yeah, so shop truck and a toy.

SPEAKER_00 29:57

Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:59

A toy that we're not keeping.

SPEAKER_02 30:01

Not keeping. Not keeping. Not keeping. And it still goes to white. The top? I I'm I've been since we did it. I've gone through so many color options. I think so too. And a fucking glittery white.

SPEAKER_00 30:15

We can't find a big I was just looking, you can't find a big flaky.

SPEAKER_05 30:19

Did you look on Metro Restyling?

SPEAKER_00 30:20

No, I just looked on Google.

SPEAKER_05 30:21

Oh, yeah, no, no, no. Yeah, no, you gotta find it. Okay. I think there's one out there.

SPEAKER_00 30:25

I mean I saw one that had a bunch of flake in it, but it wasn't the big, shy, the big yeah. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 30:31

And when's the angel hair come in? Because that'd be fucking perfect for aircraft. But I want to be way milder than that. We're just gonna lower it. Uh black wheels, white wall, the pin or whites that are on it. Poverty caps. It right now's got poverty caps on it.

SPEAKER_00 30:48

And it kind of looks good.

SPEAKER_05 30:49

It does. Yeah. It does. Spider caps will look cooler. Yeah. But goddamn, they got high. Did they? Spider caps are$90 a piece now. Yeah, bless. I was like, what? Those aren't fucking budget anymore. No shit. Um and what's funny is you can tell that most people do it on Forge because the five on four and a half are the most expensive ones. Yeah. Yeah. Chevrolet ones aren't as expensive. Five on five aren't six on five and a half. None of them are as expensive as a five on four and a half. Damn it. Yep. Because it's the most common bolt pattern out there. Because if you're selling more, you should make them cheaper. Right. But I mean how nothing works no more. No, it doesn't.

SPEAKER_02 31:27

So give me more. Give me more.

SPEAKER_05 31:30

But lower it. Do that to the wheels. Definitely a set of bell flowers. Yes. That car's got to have bell flowers. It does. Um. And then the roof. And that's pretty much it. Yeah. Just clean it up. Maybe some pinstripes.

SPEAKER_00 31:45

That'd be cool.

SPEAKER_03 31:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 31:50

100% no window tent.

SPEAKER_02 31:52

No. That car's got to stay glasshouse. That interior is too cool. That's a that's a different. That's that, yeah, no. And and I have a weird thing about tent on old cars? Old cars. I hate it. I I don't get it, like it's an old car.

SPEAKER_05 32:05

I hate it except for the way it looked on the Falcon, on Penny.

SPEAKER_02 32:09

Yeah. Yeah. Well, Penny looked Penny looked mean. Penny with it. Penny looked good with tint. Hmm. Um God, I used to love the 55s windows. Yeah. Clear. And that and that fucking like blue tint to them.

SPEAKER_05 32:21

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um old cars don't need tint, in my opinion. No, no. No. Um, I get it. It's hot. No, I get it too. That's why you have vent windows. It's kind of the price of being cool. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I don't like window tint on old cars. Um, especially when they've got a badass dash and wrap around back seat. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like that Thunderbird does not need to be hidden.

SPEAKER_02 32:47

No, and you also don't need fingerprints around your fucking on your window when people are putting their fucking hands up to it to look in it. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 32:56

Yeah, that car's rad. Um what else we got going on?

SPEAKER_03 33:01

Hmm.

SPEAKER_05 33:02

The fucking shop. My God. It's full. Yeah. Busy. Have been making a bunch of merchandise. Yeah. Do you see the phone cases? No. Oh, you need to pull up hometownhotrodder.net. Yeah. I made some hometown hot rodder sticker bomb phone cases. Nice. They're fucking rad. All the stit uh, not all. You can only put five files on there. Oh, okay. Um, but it's got the the uh re-establishes the the main background. Okay. And then small versions of all the other stickers just kind of plastered around it. Nice. It's fucking rad. Hell yeah. Yep. Uh they're online for iPhones and Samsung's. Yep. Um the iPhone ones are tough cases, they're like two-piece cases. Oh, okay. Uh, they didn't have that same one in our design stuff. Don't send me 42 messages from your fucking green text and phone. I know somebody probably makes a tough case for a Samsung, but not the people that we use to make our merch. So let's get that out there. Am I in green? Yes. You sure? Positive. Yep. Yeah, whatever. Yep. Don't hey bullshit. They got tough cases for Samsung, too. You know why they don't have them? Because they don't need them. That's I can already hear it. I don't give a fuck if you like iPhone or Android, so let's not get in that argument because I could give two flying shits. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 34:17

It's all on what you are used to. Are used to or you operate better. I've had both of them. Yeah, and I just prefer Android.

SPEAKER_05 34:25

Same with me. I've tried to go a thousand people with Android. And I've tried with iPhone. I work on iPhone better.

SPEAKER_02 34:31

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 34:31

It has nothing to do with I prefer because I don't. I hate it. I hate the fact that I work better with iPhones. I miss Blackberries. Because I was a Blackberry fucking pro, bro.

SPEAKER_02 34:43

I didn't. I haven't had a Blackberry since I got robbed at gunpoint at McAllister's daily.

SPEAKER_05 34:48

My first phone was a Blackberry. I worked so good on Blackberries. Like I was the Blackberry King. Bro, that just shows your age.

SPEAKER_02 34:54

Yeah. That's funny. My first phone is a Blackberry.

SPEAKER_05 34:59

It's just like Chevy versus Ford. I don't give a fuck which one you like better. I like both. Yep. I like all of them. Yeah. I've they're cool. If it's cool, it's cool. Oh, I get even farther than that. I like everything. Yep. If your phone's good for you, then cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:14

But they didn't have the fucking case for your goddamn Samsung.

SPEAKER_05 35:17

They didn't have a tough case for your Samsung.

SPEAKER_02 35:20

No. So it's what is it? Just a little rubber thing?

SPEAKER_05 35:22

No, it's I think it's I think it's a hard case.

SPEAKER_02 35:24

Oh it's just not who gives a fuck. Yeah. Just buy the fucking merchandise. It looked cool. Yeah. But the thing is, though, is there's a lot of there's a lot of people that they're like, oh, you don't have the Samsung, but really do you do you do you have a phone case for that? Because it's like the fucking A7 or No, it's yeah, it's also No, I'm just saying they're not like the S24. It's like the A7 or the L5, or and like what is that? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 35:52

This is our first chance to talk about the condom shirts and stickers. Oh, yeah, that's right. Since we went live with them, those are fucking amazing.

SPEAKER_02 35:57

Yeah, they are like them.

SPEAKER_05 35:59

It's great. I got one coming in olive green. Nice. Um, yeah, they came the the condom shirts came out fucking great. Yeah, they did.

SPEAKER_02 36:08

I need to get one like the But Grand Nationals.

SPEAKER_05 36:10

Somebody commented on a Rodden Stall deal when I'd put a shirt design up and they're like, AI? I said, no, Adobe and the design suite in our software. Oh, okay. What's the fucking difference?

SPEAKER_02 36:22

There is no difference.

SPEAKER_05 36:23

What's the fucking difference? Yeah, it was AI. I was lying when I said it was Adobe and the sub design suite. Yes, I used AI. What's the fucking difference? People see this is the whole thing. You used a fucking computer to design it. Therefore, you probably do too. Yep. Yeah. Like, shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_02 36:37

Yeah, that's the whole thing, is just like my company said. Fucking, if you don't learn this shit, the world's gonna pass you by. Yep. Plain and simple.

SPEAKER_05 36:45

So if you didn't see that, you probably didn't see the priorities went from today either. Old men are sitting out in the rain while the hot rod's under a canopy. I like that. And it says priorities. That's what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_02 36:57

Yep. So that's a new shirt and sticker. But you know, you know where you went wrong with that, right? Well. Well, in the car shows that that are around and all that stuff, two old men don't sit together with one car. They want to just win the trophy. No, they voted for each other. They voted for each other.

SPEAKER_05 37:11

Yeah. Look at all the stickers I've made, dude.

SPEAKER_00 37:15

They came in the same car and then voted for the same car.

SPEAKER_05 37:17

Yeah. That's yours, don't let the culture die. Podcast one, that podcast one with pinstripes, the cheater slicks, and then the actual cheater slick.

SPEAKER_02 37:25

Oh fuck. I need to get on, I need to get on my game, and the only reason I say I need to get on my game is well. You have a lot more? Well, I I'm by myself at my house until Saturday. I'm very damn.

SPEAKER_05 37:39

My voice hadn't done this in a long time.

SPEAKER_02 37:41

Yeah, that was crazy.

SPEAKER_05 37:42

Anyway, I'm very happy to announce that the truck stop speakers are back and available. That's cool as fuck. Man, we sold a lot of those. We ain't sold a single one. No, we have. We've sold a few of them since I put them out. Yeah. There's been like three or four sold in the last couple days. Um then uh did you see this one for tuning? Um laptops belong in the office. Oh, I like that. He's got a vacuum gauge and a screwdriver. That's cool as fuck. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:08

I like that.

SPEAKER_05 38:09

I made that one. I'm trying to find there's the priorities where my phone cases went. What the fuck, Chuck? Hold on. Oh, view all items. You have to hit view all items because we're out of room for featured items. Right. The first batch of truck stop stickers.

SPEAKER_02 38:33

They went to went everywhere. They're in California everywhere.

SPEAKER_05 38:36

Hey man, we had people sending them to us on like the bottom side of the toilet seats on airplanes. Like they were putting our stickers fucking everywhere. That's insane. Dude, we sold 4,000 stickers in like two weeks. Damn.

SPEAKER_02 38:48

Yeah. Not to mention the fucking many that we put out. Is that yours, Jimmy? Yep. That was yours. Wow. Oh, because I let it laid it on the cord.

SPEAKER_05 38:56

Um, here's the phone cases, Jimmy. There's the Android one. Nice. Yeah. Is that a tough case? Fuck you. Or whatever it's called. But yeah, the sticker bombed out of the hill.

SPEAKER_02 39:08

That's cool as shit.

SPEAKER_05 39:09

I like that. I think it's pretty neat. Yeah, that's nice. I like it. That, that, that. Oh, it's all of them. Uh, and then the iPhone one.

SPEAKER_02 39:19

Oh, dude, you need to do two more.

SPEAKER_05 39:22

There's the iPhone one.

SPEAKER_02 39:23

You need to do two more phone cases. What? You need to do the one where you're doing the the the fucking the bandit where you're laying down on the fucking curve. Oh my god. And then the one that I did with the Easter thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 39:37

Or the one with us in the tea bucket.

SPEAKER_02 39:39

Yes. Oh, that'd be rad. Oh, dude. Alright, I'll do them. What the fuck's hurt? It doesn't hurt me anything to get a design. Bro, if you make some bucks off the stupid tea bucket one. You get the money. No, I don't give a fuck. Like if it sells out, that'd be funny as fuck. Do you know which one we're talking about? Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 39:59

Um, but yeah. The breakering bucket shirt you're on here. Yeah. Uh OG 2.0. You should say the cruise motley is the name of the case. Yeah. Motley Cruise C-R-U-I-S-E. Right. Um I made a rod and stall front. Uh what made you do that?

SPEAKER_02 40:18

Because people like that. With your Oh, okay. With your don't let the culture die on the back. I like that. Yeah, I can't. Man, when that came when that came through and I got done with that, I'm like, man. I got to see that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 40:29

Yeah, it looks cool. But yeah. Y'all go buy some merch. I think we could sell those banners. Yeah. Yeah. I think they'll sell. They're rad looking. They are cool as fuck.

SPEAKER_00 40:40

Did you order a hometown hot router one yet?

SPEAKER_05 40:42

I did. It's the garage sign. It's basically the sign out front. It'll just go right there. Not that the internet, internet can see where I'm pointing, but on the wall somewhere. To the left of the re-established one. So basically Rodden Styles on one side, Hometown Hot Rodby on the other side, and then in the middle they are together.

SPEAKER_02 41:00

How cool would it be? And I know the banner babies. It'd be really it'd be really basic banner, but what if it was black and it had that one that you had that almost looked like the Cadillac emblem, just Oh, just with the logo, the website? How fucking sweet would that be? Yeah, it's the Bel Air script. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's Bel Air font.

SPEAKER_05 41:20

Oh, my brain's going crazy on t-shirts right now. Oh that's kind of my job now, is to sit in here and come up with merch. Yeah. Um bless you. You sure? That was lumpy. Yeah, I wish I'm I'm locked up again.

SPEAKER_00 41:32

We'll be right back.

SPEAKER_05 41:34

Uh we'll be wiped back. Wipe. W I P E. Wipe. We'll be wiped back. Front to back? Wait. I'll be front to back. Hold on. New to new episode title. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:45

We'll be wiped back. Yeah. I don't know that first one, whatever it was, pretty good. Yeah, I already forgot. I had done oh, the period. Oh yeah. Yeah. What was the what were we saying? I forgot the story. We're bloody trying. Yeah, we're thank you.

SPEAKER_05 41:58

Thank you. Thank you, Tyson. We're bloody wiped back. Uh we'll be wiped back to front.

SPEAKER_02 42:10

That's shitty. It'd be nuts to do that. So I think I broke my hand today. Don't taint the paper. Yeah. Probably didn't. Don't taint the paper. Dude, I still I still need to do my commercial with the hand job wipes. Yeah. Be like, you know, when you're sitting in there and all you can think about on the toilet is.

SPEAKER_05 42:39

Oh, Tyson's going on a handjob shirt.

SPEAKER_02 42:41

What? I thought you were showing your nipples, bro. Like I'm like, made from real semen crust. What? Yeah, I need to do that whole that whole bit sitting on the toilet. Be like, you ever sit there, think to yourself, damn it, what am I to do without toilet paper? Well, the other thing I think about is handjobs. Use hand job wipes. They're better than dude wipes. Go fuck yourself.

SPEAKER_05 43:02

Use hand job wipes. You can shit and jack off at the same time.

SPEAKER_02 43:05

Make the slogan at the end like hand job wipes. Fuck dude wipes. You know? Oh, hand job wipes, less gay than dude wipes. Bro, but the cool thing is that you know they're textured on one side, so you could put it on your hand and it grips so it doesn't slide.

SPEAKER_05 43:23

So I know we talked about the hailstorm. Yep. Did we talk about the fucking roofers?

SPEAKER_02 43:26

No. We didn't? You said that it looked like roofers. And then you did say that a bunch of roofers were coming. Did I say that? You did. You did.

SPEAKER_05 43:36

There were over 300 roofing companies in our neighborhood yesterday. What? Oh my god. Uh it out. We had fun. Did you? I enjoyed myself.

SPEAKER_02 43:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 43:51

It was very annoying and irritating. So so what you did is you got uh hold? We'll be right back. Woo! And we're fucking back. No, I didn't have to go shit because it was right after we were talking about did you shit yourself? Oh, that's funny. That is fucking funny. I didn't even think about that. No, listen. Bro. So for those that don't know, uh Redeemed Fitness Royce City is a CrossFit gym next to our building. And this late at night, Danielle, the owner, she's down there by herself a lot.

SPEAKER_06 44:28

Right.

SPEAKER_05 44:28

Jeremy was down there just now. We just didn't know it. Her husband was down there too.

SPEAKER_06 44:33

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 44:34

But we're sitting here recording all of a sudden.

SPEAKER_02 44:37

Bro, bro, no, no. Okay. I'll tell him. You fucking raised your eyebrows and you went and you made this look, and I flip, and all I see is about two seconds of a black man.

SPEAKER_05 44:49

So all of us, we're out in the middle of nowhere. Our shop is out in the country on a state highway that's fairly heavily traveled by car.

SPEAKER_00 44:57

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 44:58

But there's nowhere for people to be walking to. There's no foot traffic. Yeah, there's no foot traffic.

SPEAKER_06 45:02

No.

SPEAKER_05 45:02

Uh, and all of a sudden it's nighttime, and a black man with his hat on backwards walked past our windows really fast.

SPEAKER_03 45:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 45:09

Headed towards Redeemed Fitness. So as good Samaritans and neighbors and friends, we had got up, we hit pause and had got up to went and see who it was. Thought we were gonna have to fight somebody.

SPEAKER_02 45:19

Oh, I wouldn't fight and shit. I grabbed my pistol and cocked that son of a bitch. So and then fucking an hour later, your motherfucking ass finally tells me.

SPEAKER_05 45:27

And then he turns around and goes, You remember me? And I'm like, I don't remember. Oh, yeah, I do remember you. And he has got a 61 Bel Air that is out of gas. Oh man. Right down the street.

SPEAKER_02 45:36

Yeah, I saw it. I saw the headlights. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 45:39

And well, all of our gas cans are empty as they always are. So I know it's funny about that.

SPEAKER_00 45:45

What? Last last night at the house, like, you know what we need to do tomorrow? I was like, what? He's like, go get gas. I was like, Yeah. Okay. And that was it. So that was last night. I just gave you suck it today.

SPEAKER_05 45:56

I just gave this really old black man my one of our five-gallon gas cans and my truck and said, I trust you, we got to record our podcast.

SPEAKER_00 46:04

I'll get my truck back. I was fully prepared to drive him down there because you were gonna ask me.

SPEAKER_04 46:10

No.

SPEAKER_02 46:11

Bro, I'm not gonna fucking lie, dude. You guys start walking down there, I'm like, there ain't no fucking way. I flip around, I grab my pistol out of the fucking car, and I'm fucking, I follow you guys in. I've got my fucking pistol in my hand on my side.

SPEAKER_05 46:26

The whole time? Yes. You didn't figure by the time I walked in with the man, I knew him.

SPEAKER_02 46:31

No, I thought you were just gonna let him borrow a gas can and hope that he comes back with the gas can, okay? No. So all of a sudden I'm like, okay, make a move. Make a fucking move. Like that's exactly where I'm at. And then all of a sudden you're like, here, take my truck. I trust you. I'm like, I think I heard that right. I think I heard that right. And then all of a sudden Tyson comes in. I'm like, we good? And he's like, yeah. I'm like, unchamber. My bad.

SPEAKER_05 46:59

Yeah, I uh yeah, he's they've been here several times. Yeah, in fact, we helped him find that car. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:04

He looked familiar.

SPEAKER_05 47:05

Yeah. Yeah. And he looked trust. He looked, he was trustable. But that's not saying a whole lot. Yeah. Because all 61 Bell Airs look the same.

SPEAKER_02 47:16

For the most part. For the most part. There's four doors and there's two doors. Right? Like you see what I'm saying? Yeah. Got big hips or little hips. Anyway.

SPEAKER_00 47:29

Did they make that in a convertible?

SPEAKER_02 47:31

A four?

SPEAKER_00 47:32

No, just that car.

SPEAKER_02 47:33

I'll think it's about ball guys.

SPEAKER_05 47:38

They can go bald too. Yes, yes, they made cattle. They made 61 convertibles. Okay. Oh fuck. Like the family.

SPEAKER_00 47:46

Some of them are.

SPEAKER_04 47:46

So anyway, y'all can tell. They're in doubt or not. Ruffless. Y'all can tell how worried I am about y'all can tell how worried I am about the fucking hell damaged F-150.

SPEAKER_05 47:54

I'm like, man, take my truck. I think it's got gas in it. It's already total. It's on Fox News, so good luck on that deal. It's on Fox News.

SPEAKER_02 48:03

Probably. Oh, right now? Yeah. Yeah. He jumped in and said, damn, I got gas.

SPEAKER_04 48:13

What's a motherfucker listening to?

SPEAKER_02 48:15

Yeah, no shit. Anyway. He got in, started it up. David Allen Coe's playing. Yeah. Oh. Hell shit. Is that the X-rated Alco?

SPEAKER_05 48:27

Anyway. So 300 and something roofing companies in our neighborhood.

SPEAKER_00 48:34

Dude, that is crazy. I forgot what we were talking about.

SPEAKER_05 48:37

He's good at the night before we had dealt with all the hail and the shit getting beat to fuck and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And they bombard you so that you agree with them. So we go to bed late. I couldn't turn my brain off, so I didn't go to bed till like one. So I get up, get ready to come to work.

SPEAKER_00 48:59

See, he's tired. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:01

When he got up.

SPEAKER_05 49:02

Um I'm walking out of the house to get my truck to come to work, still cross-eyed and fucking stumbling. God damn front door, doesn't want to log, just like always. I look up and there's five of these cocksuckers standing at my fucking the base of my driveway waiting on me to get out there so that they can start fucking auctioning off my fucking house. Damn. And I went, look, man, this isn't for sh this isn't shtick for the show. Right. I went, look, man. First of all, my son-in-law owns a roofing and contracting company. That's who we're going to use.

SPEAKER_03 49:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:33

Second of all, I haven't even turned my back yet to look at the fucking house.

SPEAKER_03 49:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:38

It was dark when this happened. I haven't even looked yet. Didn't even look at my house yet. I was just going to get my truck and go to work. And you motherfuckers already looked. Third of all, damn my voice. Third of all, you got to give people fucking time to process this shit, bro. And all and after other than all that, I'm still not awake. I ain't got time for this shit. Got my truck and left. Hell yeah. Well, later. Oh, and I made a post, you know, just, well, Dan, that sucked, you know. I didn't realize that so many roofing companies listen to the Hometown Hot Rider podcast. I'm sure. Oh yeah. We had got bombarded. I mean, I know a couple. Well, I go home because we shut down early. Take Brooke to lunch. While taking Brooke to lunch, my truck starts shifting like a total piece of shit. So the old 10R80 might go out on homeboy on the way back from the cabinets. Because I have no intention on driving that truck back home. Oh, so he walks up with the gas can. Hey, thanks for the gas truck a quarter mile down. Got something that's not a piece of shit. Now I see why you let me borrow it. Anyway. It's down at the gas station. So it's shifting like a fucking total pile of shit going to luncheon back. Yeah. Or we're going on the street behind us so I could be facing the right way, you know, when I got home. Yeah. Well, our the neighbor behind us, Seth, was outside talking to one of his neighbors. Well, I need to talk to Seth because our fence is shared. We just had part of it replaced. Right. Now we're probably going to have to claim the fence again.

SPEAKER_03 51:05

Right.

SPEAKER_05 51:07

Well, I passed him and realize that's him, so I go to back up. Truck didn't want to go in reverse. But it finally did. It did it this morning when I got here too. So anyway, finally it goes in reverse back up. We're talking. He's on the passenger side, so on Brooke's side. Yeah. Well, I had my window down too because I was smoking a cigarette. Her window's down because she's talking to them. I don't know. She wasn't special ed. Okay. But she was a salesperson for the roofing companies or whatever. But she was riding a scooter around the neighborhood with purple headphones on.

SPEAKER_02 51:45

Okay, but here's my question.

SPEAKER_05 51:46

And kind of had that dumpy quirky butt.

SPEAKER_02 51:48

Yeah, but she was she talking? Did she talk to you?

SPEAKER_05 51:50

She had a big forehead.

SPEAKER_02 51:51

She talked to you, though?

SPEAKER_05 51:52

Well, hold on.

SPEAKER_02 51:53

Oh. I mean, my my question is did she take down notes with crayons?

SPEAKER_05 51:58

Well, hold on. So I'm looking out the passenger window talking to my neighbor about our fences. No, no, no. This fucking bitch is on my driver's side sticking her pamphlets and her flyers in my window, tapping me on the arm while I'm in a conversation with somebody.

SPEAKER_03 52:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 52:17

You know me and people that interrupt conversations. Like I can't stand if I'm talking to you on the phone and your old lady's in the background having a conversation with us too. Yes. Drives me fucking insane. I can't stand it. I fucking hate it. I'll hang up on you. Yeah. Yeah. Hey man, I gotta go, bro. Yeah. Call me when she's not with you. I I can't stand it. Right. Well, this fucking bitch on her scooter is trying to get my attention. I finally I was like, what? And my neighbor Seth was like, oh shit.

unknown 52:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 52:42

Seth knows I'm an asshole. Yeah. You share a fence. I'll tell that story. Yeah, because we had the fence built together one time with all four of us, five of us neighbors, and they were group texting and they were bitching and complaining. And I told him to take me out of it until they could stop acting like teenage girls. Yeah. So he knows that I don't have a filter when I need not to. Right. So I was like, I turn around like, what? And she's handing me that. I said, we're good. Thank you. We're good. Yeah. And she goes, Do you not see the dents on your truck? I said, Do you not see that I'm talking to my motherfucking neighbor? Yeah. Like, fuck. She goes, Dick, and shoots me the finger and rolls off on her computer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:19

Oh, that's awesome. Did you take a pamphlet?

SPEAKER_05 53:21

She's riding off, going, Becca!

SPEAKER_02 53:22

Yeah. Dude. He did what my pamphlet. Did she but she had her space, the uh her her safe space uh fucking headphones on there? Fuck your house! Fuck your house.

unknown 53:35

Fuckers.

SPEAKER_03 53:37

I hate people.

SPEAKER_04 53:38

Yeah. Like she flipped me off.

SPEAKER_05 53:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:41

This bitch flipped me off. Like, really?

SPEAKER_00 53:44

You should have taken a pamphlet and called her company. I looked at Seth.

SPEAKER_04 53:47

I was like, did that bitch just call me a dick?

SPEAKER_00 53:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:52

Thanks.

SPEAKER_05 53:52

All right. So I think, all right, cool. Yeah. We're done with the roofing people. We put so my son-in-law, Blake Bearden, owns fireman's roofing and contracting. He does. Sponsor. Yeah. He's an advertiser on the show. Yep. Maybe.

unknown 54:05

I think he's a good thing.

SPEAKER_02 54:06

No, he's in that list. He's in there.

SPEAKER_05 54:07

Okay. I know he was, but I changed the list. I I hope he's still in there. No, I think he's. I'll put him back in there if he's not in there. If he's not, we'll see you at the end. Yeah. Fireman's roofing and contracting. Um anyway, he owns the business. Damn, he owes you a lot of money. Well, we had had a sign of his in our garage. Yeah. And these people were fucking relentless yesterday, bro. Yeah. Nonstop. Did you put the sign out front? I put the sign out front.

SPEAKER_02 54:26

Good.

SPEAKER_05 54:27

Blake hadn't seen the house or nothing, but I put the sign out front.

SPEAKER_02 54:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 54:30

Still had three business cards show up on our front door. No. So then I put a handwritten no soliciting sign on the front door. Yeah. Said why I said, we appreciate you asking. Or thanks for asking, but we've got a handle. Also we're asleep. Yeah. Didn't work completely. Anyway, like 7 30, 7 45 last night, the fucking doorbell rings, and here goes them fucking dogs barking. Yeah. Did you open it? I did. And it's this motherfucker, who at that note? It's this younger fella. Yeah. And his younger fella friend is pacing back and forth in the sidewalk. And and I was like, man, look, I just had that look of absolute fucking defeat. And he was like, uh, I'm I'm not. What are you saying? He goes, I was I'm not a roofer. I went, Oh, okay. He goes, I'm sure you've been bombarded by hundreds of people today. And I said, fucking literally hundreds. Yeah. And he goes, Well, I'm not a roofer, but did you notice the dents on your truck and your cars?

SPEAKER_06 55:26

No.

SPEAKER_05 55:27

And I went, Yes, sir, we have eyes. And then he was like, Well, uh, what's what's kept you from or no? I was like, We're not, we're not interested, dude. And he's like, Well, what's making you not interested? I went, honestly, man, I'm just really tired of you people coming to my door today. I'm not being an asshole. And he said something else.

SPEAKER_00 55:50

Oh, I'm not trying to sell you anything.

SPEAKER_05 55:51

Yeah, that was it. He goes, Well, I'm not trying to sell you anything. I'm just trying to help. And I went, so it's free? He goes, Well, no, it's not free. I said, So you're trying to sell something. Bye-bye. I locked, I shut the door. Oh, nice. But yeah, did you see the dents on your truck and your cars? No. Tired of you people coming around here. No, didn't see nothing. But I did. I was like, honestly, bro, I'm just tired of you of bothering me. Yeah. Like, I I got a lot of money to spend, and I'd appreciate it if you'd quit trying to fucking spend it. We have thousand dollar thousand dollar deductibles on our cars because we have two teenage drivers on our insurance. And we have three destroyed cars.

unknown 56:29

Fuck.

SPEAKER_05 56:31

Homeowner's insurance, the deductible is two percent of the home value. Ouch. So if the house is valued roughly at$400,000, that's roughly$8,000 deductible for the house.

SPEAKER_06 56:42

God bless.

SPEAKER_05 56:43

That's$11,000 in deductibles. It's not$10,000 because we're not fixing my truck. I'll eventually buy a hood from Summit and probably a fender. And then we're just gonna wrap that bitch. Because print. Yeah. Yeah, you'd have to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if it's solid color, yeah, you'd see it. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:06

Um but yeah. Fuck a hellstorm.

SPEAKER_03 57:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:11

I figure you're just gonna get the you're gonna turn it in, get the salvage, get a transmission, and call it a day. I mean, that's where my brain went. I don't want the claim. No. I get it. I mean, shit, you just spit out what your claim is so far.

SPEAKER_05 57:25

Yeah. I don't want the claim. I I guarantee you my house has got$75,000 worth of damage. Guarantee it. Yeah. It's fucked. Um I mean, to fix it, fix it. Yeah. I mean, they'd have to replace the stone on the peak.

SPEAKER_02 57:45

Damn it. Yeah. I mean it's I mean, or you guys can save the money, we'll just tarp that motherfucker. It's towed up. Fucking staple gun it.

SPEAKER_00 57:53

There was a house like two streets over from mine. I always drove by it, and I'm like, there's a tarp hanging in front of the on one of the front walls of the house. And then it clicked. Somebody drove into their house.

SPEAKER_02 58:04

The one the one right at the corner? Yes. Yeah, yeah. There's someone, someone, and this is the funny part. That house, that's not the first time somebody's driven through that.

SPEAKER_05 58:11

Yeah. And it makes no sense because I know the house y'all are talking about, and it makes no sense because the road doesn't do anything fucky right there. No, you know it's a straight road.

SPEAKER_02 58:18

You want to know what I honestly think.

SPEAKER_05 58:20

Hold on one second, guys. We'll be right back.

SPEAKER_02 58:21

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:29

Fuck! Not again! I mean, we're back.

SPEAKER_02 58:32

Black guy's okay.

SPEAKER_05 58:33

Yeah, yeah, he's good. He's good. He made it back with the truck. You know, I tell everybody about hometown hot rider, you know, nobody's safe. Race, color, sex, creed. No. Doesn't matter. No. No, if there's a joke, there's a joke. Yeah. We're like, black guy's back. And I'm like, oh fuck, probably shouldn't have said that.

unknown 58:51

No.

SPEAKER_05 58:51

Maybe okay. Black guy's okay. Yeah. He's good. Nice. Him and his wife are down the road. Yeah. We damn sure any racist. I limp him my truck. Well, yeah. Sanitize the motherfucker now. That's fucked up.

unknown 59:02

Motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 59:04

Just kidding.

SPEAKER_05 59:05

I'm just kidding. Uh, but yeah, dude. He didn't get shot. That's a good thing. Yeah, you know what died? Nobody died. Car's running again. I'm just saying. 61 Bel Air back on the road. That motherfucker was about to get capped if you moved too much. I'm just saying. I told him, I was like, hey man, I'm gonna be honest with you. Like, we just saw you walk by the window, and we know that girl's done there by herself, and we that's why we came here. He goes, No, I appreciate that. Yeah. He was real cool about it. No, it's just I was just being real. I mean I'm being real cool about it, too.

SPEAKER_00 59:33

Almost died, dog. I feel like she probably would have beat his ass, though. Probably. Yeah. Probably. I feel like she probably knows some shit. Probably. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 59:39

I mean, he didn't stand a chance. Yeah. No. Yeah. Strong eyes. Damn. Crossfit? I know. They'll squeak your head like a watermelon with their legs. Right.

SPEAKER_02 59:50

See some of that grappling shit they do? No, it's I'm fine. It sounds like fucking Sparto over there all the time.

SPEAKER_05 59:57

Pop your head like a pimple. Right. But like a pimple. Like a pimple. Like a pimple. Pop it like a pimple.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:09

That don't even sound good. No, it doesn't. It reminds me of an anorexic bitch trying to fucking squeeze you. So here's a cool thing. What's the cool thing?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:17

This hailstorm ignited a business relationship with a pretty badass fucking company, DFW Hell Resource.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:28

Nice. Another one of them that's walking around the room.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:30

Or response. Response. DFW Hell Response. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll get it right. It's it's on my phone the right way. Yeah. Um Raphael. Yeah. Uh he didn't stop. So I stopped him.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:42

Like, you're a cool motherfucker. You saw people stand outside and you didn't stop to interrupt their conversation. So I stopped him. Yeah. Probably interrupted his conversation.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:50

Yeah. Oh, is he on the phone? He was with somebody. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:53

But uh he backed up. We started talking. Um he instantly gave me a rough quote on my truck. Yeah. That's how I decided we're not fixing it. Yeah. Because it's gonna total it. Yeah. Um, and then he had looked at Brooke's car and Emma's car wasn't there, but we started talking and well, you know me. Yeah. So now he's one of our he's our newest advertiser on the Hotel Hot Rider podcast. Hell yeah. You know what I mean? I'm not getting it for free.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:18

Wheeling and dealing.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:19

Yeah, I'm not getting it for free though. No. But um turns out he came out here today to see the shop. He's fired up. I mean, I got him like a hundred and something followers within two or three hours last night. Hell yeah. Uh thank y'all for for uh going and liking their pages or everybody's page whenever we ask you to. Thank y'all. Yep. Um thanks. We appreciate it. But uh I introduced him to Wyatt over at Vanguard, who just went through a real fucked up internal situation that I'm not gonna talk about on the podcast. Oh well. Yep. Let me just say he no longer has any employees. Oh fuck. Um, no, they didn't get deported. Well, they didn't. They could. Probably.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:04

Yeah, it's a long swim. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:06

Yeah. Long way to Columbia. Anyway, uh, Wyatt went through some shit. Well, now Raphael and is his wife are gonna help Wyatt get some shit back up off on his feet with uh estimating software and all this stuff because them dudes stole everything.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:23

Oh, fuck.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:24

Yeah, anyway.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:25

Oh wow, okay. Yeah, okay, no, I I get you. It's a bad deal. They fucked him.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:29

Yeah, bad. Uh but now at next Wednesday's hangout, as long as it's not fucking raining, uh, because two in a row have been rained out. Yeah. Uh they're setting up and doing uh like they're gonna set up a tent and stuff and do free uh free estimates for hail damage. Nice out here. Yeah, that's cool during our hangout.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:51

Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:51

Uh all kinds of stuff, man. We're gonna do a lot of social media shit with them.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:54

Nice.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:55

Uh they want us to do a car show for them at their place in Dallas. Oh yeah. Um it turned out turned out to be a pretty cool relationship. Fuck yeah. I like that, you know, whatever. Yeah. Uh I still hate weather. Oh yeah. But whatever. Um anything else we want to talk about? Car shows? Anything next weekend? The uh Hazelwood Hot Rods build-off. Oh yeah. I'm I'm considering what we were talking about earlier. I may really fuck somebody up.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:25

I I think it's a good idea.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:28

I think it would be funny as fuck. Yeah. So you're gonna take both? I don't know. I hadn't decided yet.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:37

Yeah.

unknown 1:03:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:40

Which one is it? I know. Yeah. I know. Yeah. I just ain't gonna tell the deal. You know. I know. Um it don't really the way I was about to sound say that sounded really bad. I mean this in the best way possible. It doesn't mean that much to me. Right the the competition of the build-off. Right. That's not the point of it. Right. The competition of the build-off does not mean that much to me. Right. It's it's helping it's helping Jeremy. Right. Helping Hazelwood Hot Rods. And the foundation, helping dudes for boobs. Yes. And a little bit of getting our name out there. Right, right. But I could give a fuck about winning. Right. I don't, I don't care. I mean, throw it in the next tea bucket. That's true. I mean, you've got like 40 of them. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:30

Uh good point. No, no. You guys don't want to know. Where are we gonna put this one? You you guys don't want to know what I'm giggling about. I kind of do. You do? I like the V6 two cylinder. V6 two cylinder.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:49

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:50

I I just looked up and saw the headers and the fucking cylinders. Very AI. I like looked up and I went, yeah, it's very as soon as you guys did that. I was like, fucking hey, dude. No, it's fucking cool. What's the what's the software?

SPEAKER_05 1:05:06

Flatheads have three tubes, three header tubes. Do they?

SPEAKER_00 1:05:09

It's a flathead. It's just got a cover over it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:13

I just like looked up and I'm like and a really big blower. That's a big ass blower for a two-cylinder.

unknown 1:05:19

Whatever.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:21

I like it. No, I love it. I love it. I've been and I'm gonna forever see it, and I fucking love it. Yeah, I'm not saying fucking change it, make it right. It's fucking red. So, and I just want to see how many people actually fucking know. But this build-off thing, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:35

Would it be cool to win? Sure. Yeah. Of course it would. But it doesn't mean as much to me as it does other people. Right. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So as long as we're getting attention for hometown hot rodder and for rod and style and for dudes for boobs and for hazelwood hot rods, does it really fucking matter? It does not matter.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:54

I'm sure that's why the other shop shops shops are doing it as well.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:59

Yeah. It'd be really funny if we did take the one because I know that one of the shops is building one basically. That'd be funny. It would be. That'd be hilarious.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:15

I also feel like there's not as much to do to the either one of them to stretch it out for the whole deal. Which I don't care. Right.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:24

I care less. Right. I don't care if I win it. Right. I'm going to show up every single time. I'm going to promote it every single time. Right. Probably still going to get a pretty decent amount of people's choice votes. Right. I mean, I ain't saying, I mean, trying to be cocky, but I mean we are hometown hot rodder. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Right. I don't give a fuck if we win it. Right. Like it just it doesn't mean that much to me. So it'd be pretty funny to surprise everybody.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:48

It would be.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:48

And Jeremy's listening to this right now, going, Are you fucking serious? Mm-hmm. Nobody is immune from the surprises.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:57

We went from one to three potentials. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:01

Yeah. What if we do a whole package deal?

SPEAKER_00 1:07:06

Hmm. We've got all the money in the world. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:11

We've got unlimited resources and an open checkbook.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:12

Or the fourth one, too. Yeah. We've got an open checkbook. We'll show up at the end of this deal in the third one.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:17

Our only problem is not having enough time to spend all these millions of dollars. They can all be gold. Yeah. We'll do them all gold, motherfucker. But no, uh the Hazelwood build-off's gonna be fun. It's gonna be a good time. Yeah. Uh like I said, our job is to promote this deal.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:38

Right, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:38

Our job is to get attention for hometown hot rodder and rod and style and dude for boobs. That's our job.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:44

Our job is not to go beat up and win this fucking competition. No. No. Um I mean the fucking tea bucket frame is sitting out there half cut up, and we don't know for sure that it's gonna fit back together because we made a really big fucking mistake. Yep. Yeah. So Chuck has another frame.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:03

You don't need another frame.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:05

We shouldn't.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:08

Let me let me go out there and do the eyeballing. We shouldn't. We'll be all right. We should be all right. Anywhere my readers though.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:14

We should be, I got plenty laying around. Yeah. We should be fine.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:18

100%. It's fine. Yeah, it's okay. We've got enough radar straps. It's it is fine.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:22

Like, okay, so it's a tea bucket. So so the people doing the work had no visual on what happened, but I did. Yeah. I I watched, I watched it and the whole thing. So I I I I could get it there.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:37

You know, we build cars. Yes. A lot of times. And and a lot of people that build cars have walked by that frame a hundred times. Yep. Yes. And not one person did it cross their mind to leave the cross members in it for a little while. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:55

Or brace it.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:58

And you know, hey, what you just said when it happened, my exact words were, did anybody think to brace it? Nope. And it was like a glare. And I'm like, yeah, no. We we do it all, we do them all the time. No, I know.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:14

We brace all of them.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:15

I know.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:15

And we over braced the 39s.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:19

I was just going there. I was like, that's crazy. The person that cut it in half is the one that over braced the 39 for the drop. Yeah.

unknown 1:09:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:27

That motherfucker's got like a 32-point fucking cajun. Okay, I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:32

But love you, Clayton. But how many fucking builders and hot rodders have walked by the fucking tea bucket? Right. And nobody said anything. Nobody, it never crossed anybody's mind. Including ours. No. Fuck no. None of those.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:46

Bro. I was sitting there when they had the fucking shit in their hand, and I'm I'm looking right at it. There was a fabricator, and he's gonna be listening to this.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:53

There was a fabricator with Clayton when they cut it. I know. And it crossed none of our minds. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:59

None. As soon as it did, it was kind of like we both made eye contact, and thinking about this.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:05

No. The answer is no. Here's the problem. It's fixable. I know. Here's the problem. That's how shittily those things are built.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:14

Because that just means that it's been under pressure this whole time. The only thing holding it together was some shitty crossmember welds.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:20

Yep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:21

Because it shouldn't have been had that much pressure on it. Not for being it's just a square tube frame. Yeah. And it's there's no so it wasn't built on a jig. No.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:30

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:30

You see what I'm saying? Yeah, no, 100%. It's straight two by three fucking metal.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:36

Unless they built the ass end of it first and then just pinched the nose of it together and then welded.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:42

Yeah, but you just put it at an angle and fucking.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:44

I bet it I bet you I bet you it was put together front to back. I bet you small to large, I bet you they welded the whole front end up, and when they got to that part, they just sandwiched and tacked it and welded it. Guarantee. Yeah, because it's but think about how long how old is that frame? Fuck, I don't know. Well, I'm just saying, is I mean, just looking at the the the way it looks and all that stuff, it's not new. No. You would think that shit would already settle another.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:15

But I will say this. There's enough fuckery going on in that frame. Like everybody's tripping out over it Clayton's freaked the fuck out. Dude, it'll be fine. Yeah. But there's enough fuckery going on with that frame that I'm almost tempted to not use it anyway. There's some pretty fucking shady, shitty work on it.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:33

And I wouldn't mind using an original frame so that an original. Yeah, Chuck's got an original, like a Model T frame.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:42

Oh, that's cool. I mean I can I can take it up the street and have it fucking all done.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:46

But also I wouldn't mind not having the mounts for the coilovers and stuff and using a fucking leaf spring. Oh, I think a monoleaf. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:58

So my point to that is is maybe maybe we tap the brakes a little bit. Don't try to have that thing ready by next Saturday. Right. Put something cooler in the build-off that's gonna get more attention. Build the tea bucket the right way because of what we're gonna be doing with it when it's done.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:16

Right.

unknown 1:12:17

Right.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:18

You want to fix something that we don't know is right and then sell it and then something happened to somebody else. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:23

And then especially when we're doing it for charity.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:25

Right. And then that whole deal is done. Have I talked about that ever? No.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:29

I haven't.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:31

Oh I I thought Oh hey. I thought somebody was had a number for it.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:38

That's changed. Okay. That's changed. Um life has changed. There's a big announcement that may be getting made about that out there. Okay. But with the tea bucket, um, hell, I'll just tell everybody now because we could we could start accepting donations if people want. We're just not ready to announce everything yet. But uh me and Joe Maxwell are in the process of putting together a 501c3 non-for-profit um to help teachers. Um not to help them keep supplies in their classrooms, but to help teachers. Because man, there's single moms that are teachers that work two or three, four jobs just to make ends meet. Yeah, because they don't make like fucking 30, 40 grand. Some of them need a fucking refrigerator, they might need medical bills paid for, their kid might need fucking clothes, or they might be due for a family vacation, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:29

Right.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:30

Uh this is gonna be a real deal profit. It's gonna be called tea buckets for teachers. Uh the artwork's done, and the board of directors is just about laid out. Yeah. Uh, and I've started the 501c3 paperwork. Um kind of in my free times when I'm doing it. I've been wanting to do something for teachers for a couple years.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:48

And everybody's like, do a car show. I don't want to just do a fucking car show.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:50

Everybody does a car show.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:51

I want to do a bunch of car shows. Yeah. I want to sell a bunch of shirts and stickers and why not tea buckets. Right. Under the Rodden Style name, we'll be building speedway kit cars or somebody's kit cars. Right. Yeah. There's other kit cars out there too. Yeah. But we'll be building tea buckets and like 27 Roadsters and stuff like that, and we're going to be building them as brand new turnkey hot rods and selling them.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:13

Right.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:14

Well, now a big portion of the profits from those cars are going to go into this fund for it's called tea buckets for teachers. So the one that we're building currently, when it's done, we're going to do a hundred and twenty-day raffle. Um, and as long as it fills up that soon. It's going to have 200 spots, and if we don't sell 200 spots, we're not going to we're not going to sell it. Right. Um, but um while while the raffle's going on, we'll drive it around, show it off, talk to people, explain what we're doing with the the Rodden style tea buckets as well as tea buckets for teachers. Right. We'll use that as our conversation piece to take to shows and whatnot because our new show canopy setup will be here next week. No. Yeah, and it's dope. Hell yeah. But anyway, um that's that's kind of that deal. But what we're gonna do is when we raffle that off, um and moving forward from now on, a percentage of every tea bucket we sell, every tea buckets for teachers, shirt, stickers, all that stuff, a percentage of that will go into the charity.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:19

Nice.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:20

Um we'll be obviously taking donations. Right. Um, we're gonna have car shows, we're gonna do things like that. We're gonna register with all the teachers' associations around the country, because it's not just a Texas thing, but uh like TEA is the the Texas uh organization for teachers, so every state has something like that. Right. Joe's wife is a teacher in Oklahoma, yeah. Brooks a teacher here, that's kind of why we teamed up on this deal. Um but we're gonna make it where they can we could have our our uh R501c3 on their list of resources so the teachers can go online, they can apply online. Right. We review it. Oh yeah. Goes to the board of directors for a vote, we'll approve it. We can send them the money, yeah, or whatever. Hell yeah. Uh so that's happening. But that's what the that's what's up with the T buckets. That's why this is so important. That's why I've been begging everybody to buy the break room bucket t-shirts. Because we're trying to build this thing as cheap as we can. I mean, we could drop the other tea bucket shirt. Which one? The tea buckets for teachers?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:23

No, the the us. If that makes fucking money for this fucking deal, fucking oh I burnt my black fuzzy. Did you do it? Dude, he almost got his pubes on.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:37

Oh well, I can't see it. There you go.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:40

Yeah, because you'll stare at it if you don't.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:42

Oh, I can smell it. Oh, yeah, it caught it on fire.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:44

Oof. That's fucking awesome. No smoke? No.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:47

It already stinks like fucking here, so I'm already I fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:51

I mean, how many shops, old school shops, have you walked in? It doesn't smell like cigarettes. Right. I mean, Brooks already accused me of it anyway because the tiles are turning yellow. So spray and paint them white. It's the fucking glue. It's not spots.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:03

No, it's that fucking dude. That glue is old, wasn't it? I'm supposed to order a bunch of red ones so that we can replace the white ones with red ones.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:10

I like it.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:10

That'd be cool.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:13

Uh, but yeah, that's the deal with the tea bucket and tea buckets for teachers. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:17

Yeah, that's gonna be cool.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:18

Uh we said we weren't gonna announce it until it was done. We were gonna come at it from a position of power and all that stuff. But yeah, but there's like five people that listen to the show. Right. And we could use some help. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:27

I mean, oh, dude, that like was a turd that pushed over. It said hello. Yeah. Kind of jealous. Hello. I've had like six bites of food in the last two days. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I've been eating like a motherfucker lately. I need to, but near as fast. I started drinking my poop powder again, though. Did you? I need I need to like a whole case of that. Yeah. What is the poop powder? Um prebiotic collagen protein.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:57

That's right. I need I need to do that. From the happy mammoth. Yeah. Yeah. It helps a lot. Makes your joints feel better, makes everything it's collagen. I mean, yeah. Skin looks better. Yeah. Look fuckable. Right. You know what I'm saying? Fuck, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:11

Yeah, I need a bunch of that.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:13

Dick looks bigger. What? Because your belly looks smaller. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:18

That's good.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:19

Not because it grows. No. Asian hands work for that too. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Doesn't matter how big your hand or your dick is. Or people like that lady that on the scooter that called me a dick. Oh, she has little hands too? They all do. Bro. Was she short like that?

SPEAKER_05 1:18:35

Nah, but she had that weird body where her butt and her boobs were in about the same part of her back.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:40

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:40

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:43

Like she's all kind of rippled all the way down.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:45

Like I didn't know if her purple headphones were on her ears or her titties.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:50

Damn. But never definitely had nipple clamp belt loops, huh? Dick. Dick. Bitch.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:57

Do you see the dents? You should have gone, huh? You see the one in the driver's side door? No. Boom. Boom. Boom. Well, here. Ugh. Fling my scooter into it. You just did it in my fucking truck.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:10

Yeah. Sound like a bottle rocket fucking going ape shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:15

It's true. You think my truck smells like OE now? I mean.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:26

You know what's funny? Maybe it was a foreshadow because the whole time I was driving here, all I smell like brute. I kept no black and mild. Bro, I was driving here, and every car I got behind had was smoking a black and mild.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:39

That smells like brute and wine tips. Wood tips.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:42

Wood tips, boy. Damn it.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:46

Hey, I got like three packs of cigarettes in my console. That's shit, bro. I'm gonna go get my truck in a minute and be cools. Yeah, but probably. All my barbers are gone, be cools.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:55

Right, right. Damn. Nah, he would have taken the cool. He's good people. Yeah, he is. He's good people. Why would he get drunk as fuck at night? Oh yeah. He just got that. What do you mean at night?

SPEAKER_04 1:20:08

He just got that. Look. He gets drunk in a motherfucker. Like Eddie Murphy's daddy and shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:13

You know what's funny? He probably one of them cats that like talks smooth sailing when he's fucked up. How many times do you think he tells his wife, this is my house? A lot.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:22

A lot. You don't like it? Get the fuck out. Get the fuck out.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:28

I need to go home and watch Eddie Murphy. Damn it. Well, you you made it reminded me of the Chappelle show, and then my brain went to that driving down the street with his white friend. I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know I couldn't do that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:41

Oh, God. We're at an hour and 20 minutes. God dang. Damn. That went fast. Yeah, I did. I was in here trying to come up with the next topic. Fuck, we don't need another topic. Shit. No. I got a pee. No. Prostates and flares. We're still beating up on RN and gas is still expensive.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:55

Fuck, dude. I thought it was coming down. Can we leave everybody with food for thought? Bro, I put regular unloaded in my car.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:01

How come everybody on the news keeps talking about how this Strait of Hormuz thing? The what? The Strait of Hormuz, where the canal that they keep running the oil through.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:10

Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:11

That's why our gas is high.

unknown 1:21:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:13

Well, if they quit running their ships up and down it, they wouldn't waste so much gas. Well, hold on.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:18

But also, they also say that that's not for us. We're an exporter. We don't give a shit what's going on with the oil in the Strait of Hormuz. So why is our gas high? Hold up a minute, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:31

Be sure to like it.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:32

You had just said, you had just said that we didn't need that oil out of there, but that being shut down is why our gas is high. Yep.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:44

That's not fucking it.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:46

Same as that one dude said we're not at war, and then in the next sentence he said, Of course gas is high when you're at war. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:52

I mean, plain and simple. Yep. I mean 100%. I think I think they're like one point something billion already in.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:58

That's a profitable deal. For somebody.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:01

And that's another thing I want to I want to talk about real quick. And you'll you'll you'll uh oh shit. You'll uh educate me on it because you're smarter than me. I doubt it. No, no, no, you're right.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:12

I've not been paying much attention lately.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:14

Who in the fuck does our country owe money to? A lot of people. I mean, they're always saying we're trillions in debt. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:22

Most of that is we owe the Federal Reserve.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:26

I don't owe them shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:28

It don't make no fucking sense. Whatever, man. I all I think you borrowed money from mont from us. All I know is that the one thing that I really do like is big ass titties. Hell yeah. As always, be sure to like, follow, and share the Ryland Strong Network. Go to Rylandstrongnetwork.org. See what you can do to help Mike and them out. 9474 Foundation, Young Adults for Cancers. Go see what you can help that mic out with. Mike and Mike.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:53

We need more mics.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:55

We've got six of them right here. Shout out and special thanks to Ryan, Chris and Barry, Rev Limit Off Road in Blue Ridge, Texas. The homie, Kelly Brom and Jimmy, low-income clothing. I can't see a motherfucking thing with these on. I can't see anything with them out and not on. Shout out to Jeremy Bissell, Hazelwood Hot Rods. He will be at the uh Leonard Spring Bash. Nice kicking it and hanging out and whatnot. Shout out to Randy Silva, R3 Heating and Air. Bring me food. Love it or lose it, tattoo and body spa. He's just kidding, Randy. Don't come up here right now. We ain't working your car yet. No, he's got he's got backdoor. That car's about ready to crank. Don't tell him that. Love it or lose a tattoo and body spa right across the parking lot from us. Wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:35

Let me backtrack real quick. He said, don't bring him food, but then he you say, hey, we're about to crank it. That would mean he would come here, so bring you food.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:43

Bam. We're done.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:44

I'm winning.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:44

Shout out to Paul Lopez, integrated lifestyles.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:47

Texas Legends barber shop, Lunaris Piercing Studio. No, you're not poking a hole in me. She got an extra piercer. Now Dahlia's doing piercing too.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:56

Yeah, I heard that. Yeah. She requested me as a friend on some social platform.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:00

But I had think that Tamara's got her massage license lined out now. I think so. I think I heard her talking about it. That just reminded me. Well, of I finish wrong massage.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:12

I forgot my motherfucking back appointment today.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:14

Oh shit. Shout out to the one and only Handjob Soap. Damn it. Chase Me Films, Legacy Classic Insurance, Wiki Clover Tattoo, Double R Electric, 2026, Dragon Destroy Showdown 2.0. Where is it at? The OC in Forney, Texas, September 26th. There you go. Sometime in the morning till sometime in the afternoon. Hot to hot. Just be there. Shout out to Adams Polishes. Blast it. Mobile Sandblasting. And as I said earlier, welcome, welcome, welcome to Raphael and DFW Hell Response.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:49

You know you didn't say. Who? Your son-in-law.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:53

I said it like 17 times, so I skipped it this time. Okay. Fireman's roofing and general contracting. My son-in-law Blake Beard and go make sure you feed my grandkids.

unknown 1:25:01

There you go.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:02

Was it on there though? Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:04

Yeah, he did. He did say it. Yeah. I think. No, not. I mean, I said it earlier. Oh, yeah. He said it earlier. Yeah. Now it's in.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:14

I had no idea he had a roofing company until just now.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:18

Who? Not the other.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:19

Who is it again? Blake. Blake. My son-in-law. Your fucking daughter's not old enough to be fucking married and have kids and fucking all that shit. Fucking, she's still 16 in my head. She'll be 30 in July. Like 11 shit. Yeah. God dang.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:35

Fuck. Fucking 30. Tyson's 26.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:41

Corbin will be 24 in January. I think the the words when I said, hey, I'll be 45 in December. I think in the bathroom stall, someone said, What the fuck? And I'm like, what? They're like, I didn't realize you're that old. I'm like, why? You know, old boy down the down the way over there? I'm like, yeah. I won't say his name. And he goes, I go, yeah, what's up with him? He's like, he was born in the same year as you. I'm like, that dude looks like he's 10 years older than me. He's like, yeah, what do you what's your secret? Like, I couldn't tell you all the secrets. Everybody says when you put all those chemicals in your body, it makes you older. I guess I'm guess I'm different. Liars. Liars. Fucking they said, if you smoke cigarettes, you'll look older. I look younger now, bitch. Yeah. I probably do look older, but I don't really give a fuck. Yeah, whatever. I could care less.

unknown 1:26:31

Whatever.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:32

I've I've never looked younger. Okay. I just look older when I was younger. And then I hit that middle where everybody started looking older. Yeah. I stayed the fucking same except for facial hair.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:43

I know every time I look at somebody that's my age, I'm like, hey, do I look like that motherfucker? He does.

unknown 1:26:48

He does.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:49

I do. It scares me. I'm like, how old are you? And they're like, I'll be 49 this year. I'm like, I don't like it.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:56

You know what kills me is like when people are only like a couple years older than me or a couple years older than you, and you're like, really? I was thinking like 15, 20. Yeah. Like it throws me off.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:06

And then you look at uh fucking Benjamin Button, fucking Dave Edmonds. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:12

I I meant to ask him what his fucking secret is. He's probably looked at me and go, everything that you do, stop doing it. Yeah, I never did it.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:19

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:20

He don't drink, he don't smoke, never has nothing.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:22

Bro, and he's like 82. Now he's in his 70s. Fuck. I was just joking.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:27

He's 70.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:28

72, 72 or 3, I think. Really? I think so. We had to ask him. Man, that motherfucker got some miles, bro.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:35

But yeah, that would look like it.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:37

I wish I looked that good now. That motherfucker a barn fine. I wish I look that good now. He's 20 something years older than me. You know what I mean? Yeah, never in the rain.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:45

Yeah, he's like one of those one of those deals where you open up a fucking container and someone stored it in there for the last fucking however long. Yeah. You know, and it looks fucking immaculate. Airtight. We could put him up on like a dating side and says probably airtight.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:57

Like never ridden in the rain.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:02

Always stored indoors.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:03

All right. Don't rape each other. Or do bye later.