Hometown Hot Rodder - Hometown Hangout Recording Night, Brought to You by ADHD....

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SPEAKER_06 0:03

Here we are. I love Wednesday.

SPEAKER_03 0:06

Hey.

SPEAKER_06 0:06

Yeah. My microphone smells like mustard. Whoa, maybe it's my mustard. Me?

SPEAKER_08 0:14

We don't care if you're either murders or you just want to.

SPEAKER_06 0:16

We don't care if you're here because you want to be or because you lost a bell with one of your buddies and had to come to the hangout. We're just glad we finally got to have a hangout. And if you are listening to the video, please show on the internet to the hometown hot mother freaking podcast. Here we be that boost. Anyway, either way, either way.

SPEAKER_05 0:47

Anyway.

SPEAKER_06 0:49

Let's get this week's uh cluster of fucks going on. Anyway. What up, bitches? What up, motherfucker? None. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Hometown Hot Runner Podcast. There's so many things I want to talk about that I don't remember what I wanted to talk about.

SPEAKER_08 1:08

You know what's funny? Is you could stop right there. We could record the whole entire fucking intro all the way to that point, and it would probably I get pretty close every time. Yeah, I think so. I mean, I've been doing it for a minute.

SPEAKER_06 1:19

Do you I mean here and there? I mean, do but here's the thing, and this is funny because it used to be when we first started this, Tyson. I would change it, and Jimmy would be maddering shit. He'd get pissed. I don't like change. He'd get pissed as hell at me for changing it, but for like the last five weeks, he's been like, it's the same thing every time.

SPEAKER_08 1:39

No, it's just because you mentioned it one time, like maybe we should change it. And I'm like, now it's on your mind. I guess. I guess. Or just giving you shit. Like, you know, you're a Ford guy. Well, I am.

SPEAKER_03 1:53

Dave's proud of you.

SPEAKER_06 1:54

My daily driver's a Chevrolet. It is. It is. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Ha ha.

SPEAKER_08 1:59

It's a square body.

SPEAKER_06 2:00

We are going to bring the Thunderbird over and start working on it, though. Yeah. Time to start making it custom. There it is. Um.

SPEAKER_03 2:08

Wow. I should have put that in the build off and taken it under Hometown Out Rod.

SPEAKER_06 2:12

Taking the taking the Thunderbird too? Yeah. Well, I think. I'm not going to say it out loud.

SPEAKER_03 2:16

Hmm.

SPEAKER_06 2:16

Okay. August 8th's going to be funny.

SPEAKER_03 2:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 2:19

Hilarious. Hilarial. Yeah, we gotta figure that out because somehow we gotta get the canopy there too. Hmm. The booth. The merch booth.

SPEAKER_03 2:30

The trunk's like 15 feet long.

SPEAKER_06 2:32

By the way, having a merch booth this past Saturday at the Dudes for Boob show was pretty fucking cool. It was. I really like that booth a lot. Yeah, it is nice. It's pretty, it's pretty rad.

SPEAKER_08 2:42

It is. It is. And and it the the setup and tear down's not horrible.

SPEAKER_06 2:46

It's not awful except for I tore something in my shoulder.

SPEAKER_08 2:48

Well, so but nothing tore on the thing.

SPEAKER_06 2:52

Except for the bag. The bag's got tears in it. A wheel fell off of it because a rivet broke. Quality shit. I mean, what do you expect from four-year-old Chinese kids? Must be a Ford bag. Yeah, right. Sorry, Dave. Dave Edmonds is out in the shop, so we feel like we'd give him a hard time. Uh he's eating one of those badass burgers from Smashed and Loaded.

SPEAKER_08 3:14

Bro, I looked at mine the whole way through and I'm like, I'm not gonna finish this. I'm not gonna. I had to. I didn't. I did. I don't think I finished half of mine.

SPEAKER_06 3:24

No? Mm-mm. Yeah. And I ate like, you know me, I don't eat fries really, so I ate like I ate everything in that that fucking bucket. If it would have been Whataburger ketchup, I'd have probably ate like 15 or 20 fries. But it was just regular Ohines 57, so I ate like seven or eight. Hmm. I don't know, man. It's just not a I'm not a big burger eater.

SPEAKER_01 3:43

Hmm.

SPEAKER_06 3:44

Really not. I don't eat that many burgers. Well, I'm I'm overly stuffed and hopefully I shit tomorrow. I don't eat all of anything I get to eat. Yeah. I never eat a whole meal. No. Mm-mm. Nope. That's good. But um we finally got to have a hangout. I know. We've been either rained out or we prematurely canceled due to potential raino. And then it didn't rain out here.

SPEAKER_03 4:07

This is what, like week three? Were you three weeks we didn't do it?

SPEAKER_06 4:10

Yeah, we didn't do it for three weeks. Damn. Yeah. About like me and Brooke. Sorry. It's about to be four. Probably. Shit, I think she's mad on me. Fuck. I wish I could say it was four. Anyway. Uh me and Jimmy are just gonna start humping each other. Close. Close. It's getting there. It's getting there. Look, man, I won't look at you if you don't look at me.

SPEAKER_03 4:34

A new segment of the podcast.

SPEAKER_08 4:35

I mean, whatever. Yeah. If you want to talk sweet.

SPEAKER_06 4:38

Just turn, just don't turn around and look at me, please.

SPEAKER_08 4:40

I mean, bro, but I probably hey, I probably do a little more positions.

SPEAKER_06 4:44

Yeah, just don't turn around and look at me, man. Uh but uh no, and it's you know, it's not the biggest turnout that it could be. Yeah. And that's because there's another group of old men that have decided to have a hangout night about 15 minutes away from here. Yeah, that's dumb. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice guys. Uh because apparently they don't want there to be a bunch of young people showing up.

SPEAKER_03 5:11

Hmm. Um if a young guy shows up and just turn him away.

SPEAKER_06 5:14

I I don't know the answer to that, but they don't broadcast it a whole lot, so I'm they're trying to keep it kind of private, like where it's only their hot rods.

SPEAKER_03 5:21

We should send Clayton over there and see what they do.

SPEAKER_06 5:23

We're over to Dallas Carding Complex in Cattle Mills, Texas, where they have this meet on Wednesday nights because they've decided to put it on top of mine. Yeah. Yeah. You know what they don't have? What? They don't have a podcast to talk shit about our hangout night. Bro, I have an idea. Somebody goes, why don't you just move yours to another day? I was like, fuck them. Let them move theirs to another fucking night.

SPEAKER_08 5:38

Move it to another day. Yeah. No, absolutely not. We need to host a Wednesday night meet that everybody shows up here and we caravan our asses all the way over there.

SPEAKER_06 5:47

I think we're gonna do five, I think we're gonna do five days of fury and do one every night coming up.

SPEAKER_07 5:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 5:53

Every single night we're open. Y'all come hang out if you want to. Yep. Wow. Every night. Because look, I'm not trying to compete with nobody. I started doing this because they took the Buckeys meat away. Right. Yeah. I don't get paid for this. Y'all don't get paid for this. We we had to record anyway, so we thought, well, let's just do a cruise nine on that and give everybody a place to go.

SPEAKER_08 6:14

Yep. And here we are.

SPEAKER_06 6:15

Now, does it help our business? Sure. Of course. Sure it does. Right. But it we don't talk about work. Nope. No. Um, I mean, there's people wanting to talk about work. I'm like, hit me up Monday through Friday, 8 to 5. 5 o'clock. I'm not, I'm done. I'm off work. Yep. You're off work. That's why you texting me. Yeah. I'm off work. I'm off work. Um, I can't call Walmart at 12.03 anymore. So, you know, it is weird. I can't call Chick-fil-A on Sunday.

SPEAKER_08 6:46

Bro, that's you know, backtrack, man. I miss Walmarts. Oh, I miss 24-hour Walmarts. Bro, I used to love going shopping at 3 a.m. Oh, yeah, absolutely, man. Either there was absolutely no one in there or they were really fucking fun sights to see. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:00

And it was fun to like kick balls around the store. Yeah. You know?

SPEAKER_03 7:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:04

Um they took all the crew doesn't really care. They took all that stuff away from us. So now you at midnight, you before you can get drunk and stupid, you gotta leave Walmart.

SPEAKER_08 7:13

Yeah. Before you get drunk and stupid, you have to drive all the way down the highway to Bucky's that's open 24 hours.

SPEAKER_06 7:19

Oh, you could go throw bouncy balls around Bucky's in the middle of the night. But that place is packed no matter what. Go to them fancy Bucky's restaurant, bathrooms, and you hear she looked up at the speaker.

SPEAKER_05 7:32

I forgot it was playing out there. What up, Todd?

SPEAKER_06 7:36

Sorry, ma'am. I didn't mean to make you think you were in the wrong place. Oh, that was funny. Uh, at least it wasn't like this. So but anyway, I yeah, if they're gonna if they're gonna move their cruise nights and it's gonna take away from people coming here, well then you know what? We'll just do five nights of fury. Hi, Jordane. We'll just have five nights of fury one week coming up, Spencer Michael, and we'll do um we'll do a cruise night every week, every night of the week. Yep. Y'all just come on and hang out. Hmm. Hmm. Yeah, nothing, not like a whole or whole ordeal or nothing. Yeah. But if we're here, if you want to come hang out, come hang out.

SPEAKER_08 8:23

I think someone's in the bathroom pooping.

SPEAKER_06 8:25

Hey, if you're in the bathroom, no uh if you if you do, sleep it on the counter. Yeah, please. Yeah, yeah. And if he asks you if you like it like that. Anyway. So um that's enough about that. That's enough of me of complaining about that. Jordan said stop. Oh, Jordan, are you pooping? I think Jordan's pooping. Jordan's going big potty, y'all. We need a fart button. Um so Jordan, you definitely don't need to be in there then. No, more.

SPEAKER_03 9:14

Um that's gotta be uncomfortable as shit right now.

SPEAKER_08 9:19

Probably so. Yeah, probably so. I don't know. I'd still be able to poop. You think it's you think she's constipated? Like, is it uncomfortable shit? She eats pretty healthy. Oh, yeah, she does. Yeah, so it's probably pretty soft.

SPEAKER_06 9:30

A lot of fiber. No peanut butter. Her people don't like peanut butter. That's swimming. Oh, yeah. It's my bad. I always get it messed up with peanut butter and swimming pools. I get it confused. Yeah. Um, I got glaucoma.

SPEAKER_08 9:49

Um, so she's gonna rip through the wall just to hide.

SPEAKER_04 9:54

I oh she said correction, I only shit at y'all's house. Are you done? Are you done? She texted me and said, I only shit at y'all's house. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 10:04

Or our room on the cruise ship. Oh, yeah. Um, so not going to relax in the park. What? We're supposed to be leaving first thing in the morning. That ain't happening. Several reasons. Uh, for one, uh I've got an alert for you. In a little bit. We're not recording nothing. Oh, yeah. I actually heard that in my headphones. That was a wet one, bro. I actually heard that in my headphones. That was good, Spencer. Yeah, good job, Spencer. I'll give you that. Shut the goddamn door. Shut the door. At least you can't.

SPEAKER_03 10:36

If the house isn't fire, you don't come in the room.

SPEAKER_08 10:37

Yeah. Close the door so you can't hear us.

SPEAKER_06 10:40

We can't talk about that. So, um damn it. Shut the door.

unknown 10:44

I saved you from the house fire.

SPEAKER_06 10:46

You did save me from the house fire. You did. You did. You did. My fire poker was weird, though. Anyway. Um rack looking. So here's a there's two we talked about just hang the just hang the towel on it. Uh rewind of the episode about the dog catching the house on fire if you don't know what we're talking about. Oh, yeah. Anyway, um, something about round two or something like that. I don't I don't remember what it was. But anyway, it was the only time in 22 years there was a round two, so whatever. Hi, Emma, our new office girl. Um, yeah, relaxing. Look, man, got a business to run. Right. Um first off, we're sponsoring two shows this weekend. We're sponsoring Cars and Coffee on Saturday morning, and then we're sponsoring Cars for Casa on Sunday.

SPEAKER_08 11:45

Which which Cars for Casa locally as a business.

SPEAKER_06 11:49

It's 400. I love you, babe. Speaking of round two and catching the house on fire. Um what? Like you didn't like my towel holder that night. Thing is, I couldn't have put the fire out because all my powder had already been shot. The extinguisher was empty.

SPEAKER_05 12:13

Good thing Clayton works for a fire extinguisher company now. Is that weird to have my kid refill my fire extinguisher?

SPEAKER_08 12:20

A little disturbing. I would uh I was I had this whole vision in my had you hooked up.

SPEAKER_06 12:25

Car shows. Oh yeah, car shows. We're sponsoring cars and coffee, and we're sponsoring cars for casa. Cars for casa is like 400 cars. Yeah, but they had like 378 or something last year, and it rained. Yep. Yeah, but yeah, in the rain. Oh, it did. 378 cars in the rain. Yeah, but locally, that's a big deal. That's a big show. It's a big deal. And we're setting up the booth at the at that's our first local shows to set the booth up. Yep. Like local to us. Like we were in Canton last weekend. We'll recap that show in a minute. Yeah. Because it was fucking awesome. Yeah, it was. Recap done. Um It was cool. So shut up. So um the other thing is financially, yeah. Going to relax in the park was not a business trip. That was a Brian trip because I just need the fuck away from here. Look, I had did the math. Yeah. It was gonna take over 175 gallons of gas to get there and back.

unknown 13:20

Fuck.

SPEAKER_06 13:20

And if you figure you're making highway gas stops, it's gonna be at least 450 a gallon. Right? So there's about 900 in gas. Okay. Then you had another 440 something dollars or whatever for the hotel. God bless. Plus food, plus merch. Yeah, you're gonna buy something. Yep. Um going by myself. So you know I'd smoke a cart and a half of cigarettes just to keep myself entertained. Because that would be my friend for the road trip. That's my roadie would be my cigarettes, right? Yeah. Um, so it it would have been about a two thousand dollar trip for me to just go hang out. Yeah. I can't do it. We just we don't Brooke and I don't have the bread for me to pay for something like that. Right. Um plus I didn't want to be gone from Brooke for a whole weekend. I want to hang out with my family. You know what I mean? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 14:14

So So we'll be at these shows this weekend.

SPEAKER_06 14:17

Well, she'll come to those. They're local. Just the one. She'll come to at least Sunday. Yeah, she is. Yeah. Yeah. Uh I don't know if she'll come to Cars and Coffee or not. She's not. She'll come to she'll come to Casa. Are you already? I've already talked to her. Oh, you know more than I do. Yeah. Oh, there you go. Um shit, she's right there. Um, but anyway, I I want to, you know, I gotta be here. Yeah. I I know that y'all could have all handled the booth just fine. Yeah. But it's my baby. I it's not that I don't it's not that I don't trust nobody. No, it hasn't nothing to do with that. This is a local fucking show. Exactly.

SPEAKER_08 14:51

And you have to be there.

SPEAKER_06 14:52

Exactly. I need to be, I need to be there. Duh. Uh you two need to be there if possible. I'm gonna be there. I'll be there. Because y'all are the show.

SPEAKER_08 15:01

Yeah, no, I'm gonna be at both of them. Uh 6 30, right? Both of them?

SPEAKER_06 15:04

Yeah, we're probably gonna be show up at 6 30 to both of them. Okay. What's wrong, Tyson? Hey Jen, I need Tyson to be up at 6 so you can be in Rockwall at 6 30.

SPEAKER_03 15:12

She's not gonna be here.

SPEAKER_06 15:13

Oh, call call him, mama. Call Tyson.

SPEAKER_03 15:16

Oh, they might be here. I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 15:18

Call Tyson Saturday and Sunday morning and wake him up, Jim.

SPEAKER_08 15:20

I I need to do this whole ass fucking caravan. Like come from my house and then come to your house and pound on your door until grumpy pawpaw answers the door. Go wake your boy up.

SPEAKER_06 15:33

And then go to your house and meet you and then but um so I just I it just didn't make sense to go. Right. I wanted to go. No, 100%. I had to tell Barbara Joe I wasn't coming. Yeah. Um, he said he had time to cancel his room so well, he wasn't tripping. Right. Um, I canceled my room. Um I told everybody in Bonsai I couldn't go. So whatever. Can't go. I mean, it is what it is.

SPEAKER_03 15:58

Womp, womp.

SPEAKER_06 15:59

Yeah, I it's whatever, man. Uh we're gonna have a great time here. Hey.

SPEAKER_03 16:03

And y'all got plenty of years left to go. Yeah. It's not it's gonna go anywhere.

SPEAKER_08 16:07

Yeah, year to date, I think it's it's doable. I think there's gonna be next year, I think is there's gonna be a lot of doable things. Yeah. I agree.

SPEAKER_06 16:15

You know, I agree. You know, and like West Coast customs. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's next weekend. I still don't know about that. I don't know if I can go or not. But anyway.

SPEAKER_03 16:29

That's not the following weekend.

SPEAKER_06 16:31

Following weekend is um on Sunday, Memorial Weekend. We'll be at um Ford's Garage Sunday for Jeremy Bussell with Hazelwood Hot Rod putting on a show.

SPEAKER_07 16:42

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_06 16:43

Uh we should have no, that's next Sunday. Yeah, that's next Sunday. Yeah. Uh we should have our new merchandise that we that I ordered for inventory. Yeah. Um, it's supposed to be here between like Thursday and Saturday. So we'll see.

SPEAKER_07 17:00

It'll be here.

SPEAKER_06 17:01

I think I'm having it shipped to the house.

SPEAKER_03 17:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 17:04

I don't remember.

SPEAKER_03 17:06

Well, that'll be good. You don't have to rush up here and try to meet it.

SPEAKER_06 17:09

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Took me a minute. To M E A T. Anyway. Um, what else? I guess we could recap recap Canton real quick. It was fucking rad. Saturday Dudes for Boobs, Hazelwood Hot Rods, uh, the Lewis Chevrolet Swap Meet Car Show. Uh Dudes for Boobs charity benefit show thing on bobber. Uh they gave away the trailer. Yeah. The raffle trailer. Some lady, I think her name was Amanda or Amy. Yeah, they had to call her. Amber. I don't fucking know. Wasn't me. Yeah. Uh it was A. But they called her. Uh, put her on speaker, on the microphone. Nice. It was cool, man.

SPEAKER_08 17:58

Yeah, that's really cool because I would have been like, You're not here? Yeah. It was hauling the smoke off.

SPEAKER_06 18:02

Yeah, you know when. Yeah. Hey, your trailer's a you won the trailer. It's uh at Canton with no lock on it. Yeah. I'd hurry, I'd hurry up. I'd I'd hurry up and go pick that deal up. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but anyway, the show was big. I mean, it was 120 something cars, I think.

SPEAKER_08 18:21

Dude, it I it it was a nice show. It was a very nice show. I loved it.

SPEAKER_06 18:26

So we got there before eight to kind of get everything set up and sound check the microphone and blah blah blah, all the shit that we normally have to do if I'm MCN a show. It was our first time to take the booth.

SPEAKER_03 18:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 18:37

So we had to set the booth up, we had to put the merch out, we had to set the dually up, we had to put the T-bucket frame on Jack Stands, and I was supposed to go sound check the mic. But the show wasn't supposed to start till 10.

SPEAKER_07 18:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 18:51

So I was like, we're good. I got two hours to get all this shit done. My sound check of the mic at like 8 40 was making announcements because it was already fucking getting full. Yeah. Damn. Like full. Yeah. Um, there were cars everywhere. Um, and there was some quality shit. Yeah. Like a lot. Uh uh Tom Jenkins, uh, Toys for Tommy mini truck stuff. Yeah. Brought three. Damn. Yeah. And then there was like another five or six mini trucks that showed up. Some super, super cool shit. And now a lot. Uh Jeremy sent me a text today that they're gonna come to the August 8th show and try to bring even more mini trucks. Nice. Nice, yeah. So um I'll put it this way Hazelwood Hot Rods, if if Jeremy starts bringing in a crowd of mini trucks, he will accomplish something that no other promoter in the local area has done.

SPEAKER_08 19:47

100%.

SPEAKER_06 19:48

But a lot of that too is because Hazelwood's based out of East Texas. Right. So Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, mini trucks are everywhere except for Dallas.

SPEAKER_07 19:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 19:57

You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, and there's a few in Dallas, but not.

SPEAKER_08 20:00

Yeah, they they got llumers in that.

SPEAKER_06 20:02

Not very many. Steer some of those our way because our new landlord asked if I knew somebody that could come mow the yard. So um but yeah, he said that they were gonna um they're gonna try to bring even more mini trucks to the August 8th show. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:18

Um isn't that usually their responsibility? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 20:22

So uh after the first build-off show, after the debut show, we had the debut show of the build-off. So that's basically where everybody brought their vehicles that they're gonna use for the build-off. Right. Supposedly. Um and um someone's pooping. There we go. Hey, make sure there's toilet paper in there. If there's no toilet paper, look in the gas pump up by the wall and open it. There's toilet paper in there.

SPEAKER_08 20:50

And don't forget to say your ABCs twice when you're washing.

SPEAKER_06 20:54

And if you leave skid marks in the toilet, there's a toilet brush next to that too. Dirty bastards. Sorry, whoever's in there. Whoever's in the bathroom. I bet you they're like, fuck this. Whoever's in the bathroom now, if you don't like us talking about you pooping, how about this?

SPEAKER_00 21:07

Uh uh uh anyway.

SPEAKER_06 21:12

Um, Girly. Hi, Laney. Um, so the build-off. Um the way it works is there's we had that show last weekend. Yeah. August 8th, we have another one for progress. So it'll be everything will get judged again based on progress. Right. Um, it gets a certain amount of points for whatever their gauge is. I don't know. Yeah. Um, and then October tenth is the final. Right. Right. So where you get all the total of all the points, but also you can buy uh tokens for a dollar apiece.

SPEAKER_08 21:49

Yeah, put them all in Clayton's.

SPEAKER_06 21:51

Yeah, apparently. Um, and uh we call them we call them ta uh ta tokens. Tata tokens.

SPEAKER_08 21:57

Oh, they're ta tokens, ta tokens. Bro, my bad. Walked up, I'm like, hey, can I get some of them titty tokens?

SPEAKER_06 22:02

Yeah, that's what I was calling them original. Oh, okay. Woof. When I changed it to Tata Token so it would be family friendly. So anyway. Um never mind. But uh since when? But so you and the idea about that is you buy as many of them as you want to, yep. And you put them in a uh you put them in a green bucket in front of the car's um the the car that your favorite for the build-off. Yeah. Right. So um somehow or another, the break room bucket frame, that's not even the frame we're using, right? Uh way outdid everybody in People's Choice. So much, in fact, that it didn't even get judged because John Smith was judging and didn't see it in our booth. It didn't get judged and it's in second place after they added up all the People's Choice awards.

SPEAKER_03 22:52

Damn it. Damn.

SPEAKER_06 22:54

Because originally, just based off of judging, Dewey the Dooley was in second place. Right. Now it's in fifth.

SPEAKER_03 23:01

Damn.

SPEAKER_06 23:02

So they judged really well, but the people no liking.

SPEAKER_03 23:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 23:05

Well, if you think about it. They didn't choice it. Yeah, but if you think about it, the break room bucket, when it comes to an actual build-off, it's already got way more done to it than anything else that's out there. If you think about it, it's tore down. Because it's undid.

SPEAKER_06 23:21

I mean a lot of cool shit, man. Red Barn Restorations is building a badass truck. So Tyson, Red Barn Restorations started with a four-door long bed, three-quarter ton, two-wheel drive, square body. Right. It is now a crew cab short bed half ton. It's gonna be a cool ass truck. And its name's Jethro. Jethro. Yeah, Jethro's a kick-ass name.

SPEAKER_03 23:44

Like Jethro Gibbs.

SPEAKER_06 23:45

Yeah, or clamp it.

SPEAKER_08 23:47

Yeah. Like it literally, its tires are like like 508, like 508, like two, like 35?

SPEAKER_06 23:58

No. Wrong truck.

SPEAKER_08 24:00

Oh, not that one? No. Oh, I thought you meant right next to us.

SPEAKER_06 24:03

The bare frame? No.

SPEAKER_08 24:04

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 24:04

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_08 24:05

The other way.

SPEAKER_06 24:06

Yeah, at the end. Red black. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The orange and white one. That one was rad. Yeah, that was a whole truck. Yeah. Um, there's Brookie. What was that? Love you.

SPEAKER_08 24:19

Whoa. Sorry. Was she saying bye? I don't know. She just tapped the glass like we're fucking fish.

SPEAKER_03 24:24

I think she said it was stickers.

SPEAKER_08 24:26

Oh, stickers.

SPEAKER_03 24:27

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 24:28

Gotcha. Look at you. Good job, Tyson. Look at the big brain on bread. Tyson speaks ASL. Anyway. No, but Delaney does. Um. Robertson Automotive. Yes. Yes. That one. They're building a 84 square body short ride. All they have brought was the frame and all the air ride suspension and all the 630-something inch big block.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

Oh, is it that one on the stand?

SPEAKER_06 24:58

No. No, no, no. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_08 25:00

This one, this one oh my phone.

SPEAKER_06 25:02

He had the Holly Terminator set up and everything on a piece of wood next to the truck. Yeah, yeah. It runs. The air ride works. That thing was. And it had massive wheels and tires.

SPEAKER_08 25:12

I mean, I'm talking, I'm talking they're huge. Tires on the rear. Like it's a big thing. They were like two 295s on the front.

SPEAKER_06 25:21

Yeah, the fronts look like 295s.

SPEAKER_07 25:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 25:24

Excuse me. Uh but um the backs were probably like 405s or something. I mean, I'm talking about fucking massive. Right. Um, they fired it up. It sounded bitching. Unbelievable. And then Dave Fazan brought a C10 with a big ass motor in it. But then he also just decided to bring a big ProMod motor on a stand.

SPEAKER_03 25:48

That's what I was I saw pickup for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 25:52

He fired it up. They're fired all of them up and they're revving them all up and stuff, and that fucking motor's just pissing water out of the side of it. I'm pointing at it, and he's like, hell yeah, brother.

SPEAKER_08 26:00

I did not give two bucks, dude. He just blinded them. Brian's like, he's like, I just started roaring, dude.

SPEAKER_05 26:10

Fucking right, bro.

SPEAKER_08 26:12

And then then when they fired him up again, he walked up, you're like, you think that thing's got enough water in it to fire it again? Yeah, and he's like, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 26:19

Uh the blags uh from Oklahoma, I think 259 automotive or 269, 289. I don't know. 259. It's 259. You're you're way better at this remembering shit than me. Well, they had brought a 70-something Trans-Am blue one? Yeah, yeah. Pretty far along. Yeah. But still got a lot a long way to go. Yeah. Right. Nice ass car. Really, really nice car. Uh, Mark Wood brought his El Camino. Yep. Um was that that was that the red one? The red one. Man. Slick. Yeah, it looks good. Yep. Red Barn Restorations killed it on the on the paint shop. Looks expensive. It does. Um, but it it it really does. It looks really good. Yeah. Um I saw a post of it.

SPEAKER_03 27:00

I think he got he broke down somewhere.

SPEAKER_06 27:02

Yeah, that was yesterday. Oh, was it? Yeah. Oh. Uh yeah, it was something simple. Yeah. I don't remember what it was, but it was simple. They got it fixed.

SPEAKER_08 27:09

Oh, that's good. I'm glad it's back on the road.

SPEAKER_06 27:11

Yeah. Um, I can't wait till the bucket's on the road. Oh. Yeah. We had new frame reels.

SPEAKER_03 27:17

I still think we should all the way out.

SPEAKER_06 27:20

I don't. I think we're gonna re Z it though and get it closer to the ground. Yeah. I I agree on the re-Z. I think we're just gonna rebuild the whole thing. Front and back. I think we're just gonna build our own. I don't want to do the front. Yeah. Not with the six hill in it.

SPEAKER_03 27:30

Oh no. Oh, it'd be too tall.

SPEAKER_06 27:31

Yeah, it'd look like a bobcat. No, Jimmy. What? No. Um was there am I missing somebody? Oh, uh, Willie Rinley, the Mopar. Yeah. Super B. I was gonna say. That car started out as a complete rust ball. Really? So it was all bare metal and all that? Yeah. Because everything's new. No shit. Started on all brand new quarters, brand new roof. Like that car's new. Damn. So that I can't wait to see that car.

SPEAKER_08 28:01

No, kid.

SPEAKER_06 28:02

Uh Corey Colgrove. Yeah. Right? Bro. Last minute Corey. Bro. Uh, day before the build-off, he decides to enter his little courier that he just bought. And that truck's cool. That thing is rad. Him putting in the build-off. I can't wait to see what he does because Corey's a determined motherfucker. Oh, I know he is. And I saved him a bunch of money by not going to relaxing. Yeah. He can dump all that money into the courier. 100%. I mean, think about how much money. You're welcome, Corey.

SPEAKER_05 28:24

Dude.

SPEAKER_08 28:25

He's like, fuck that.

SPEAKER_05 28:26

Now I gotta work on the house or some shit.

SPEAKER_08 28:28

Well, you just stop and you think about it. Like, like if you do the math on his six miles to the gallon pulling pulling a trailer. Think of the money. Bro, that thing should be bagged and fucking. Dude, all the money he's saving. Yeah, dude. He could probably buy a whole new fucking truck. It's already done.

SPEAKER_06 28:43

You ain't got to thank me, dude. That's what that's what friends and club brothers are for.

SPEAKER_08 28:45

Yeah, that's what we do for sure. Saved you some bank, dog. Yeah. That little truck's badass. Yeah, it is. All of a sudden he's gonna send you a text in the morning. I'm on my way. Yeah. Fuck you. I'm headed to relaxing. Fuck you. Fuck you, bitches. Listen to this motherfucker. Yeah. Um, yeah. It's more, it's more like this. Hey, how far are you right now?

SPEAKER_06 29:07

That's what I mean. The dooley is burn a quarter of a tank in two days of driving back and forth to work.

SPEAKER_08 29:12

I just want to know everybody everybody going to relax, and I want to know where you are when you're listening to this. Yeah. Message us. Yeah. I'm just curious. I'm just curious if you hear this and I'm asking you this. Shoot us a hey girl, hey. Yeah, or something. Be like, hey, I'm just wondering. I just want to know how far people have got. Like, dude, I'm in fucking wherever. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 29:32

Somebody beating. Is that Tim Lear? Did y'all hear that? Y'all didn't hear that bass?

SPEAKER_08 29:37

Yeah, I can hear it.

SPEAKER_06 29:38

I hear it now. I wonder if that's Tim Lear. Maybe. In Looney Tunes. Maybe. Um, but anyway, dudes for Boob's show, man. They raised a bunch of money. Everybody was super cool. Um. Gave out a lot of awards. Oh, Thirst Trap uh sodas? Thirst trap sodas. What? Uh the Thirst Trap has got some badass drinks, Tyson. Do they? Yeah. Yeah. Bro, tastes good. She was slinging some sweetness. Yeah.

unknown 30:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 30:08

Yeah, it was good. She got all kinds of weird shit. Some Dr. Pepper mixed drink. Bro, she had a lot of coconut. She likes coconut.

SPEAKER_08 30:14

Yeah, she had the one that was uh it was coconut and Red Bull. Yeah. So like you would drink it and you're like, oh, this is refreshing. And then you'd like the aftertaste, all of a sudden you're like, oh, there's the Red Bull. It was really odd. It was good.

SPEAKER_06 30:27

I just licked somebody at the beach that had on sunscreen.

SPEAKER_08 30:30

Well, yeah, your first one tasted like tasted like beach.

SPEAKER_06 30:33

Not a big coconut fan. Yeah. But that shit was good. It was good. The Mountain Dew one was good. Yeah. Yeah. Shit, it was good. They might she might start coming out here. Hell yeah. On Wednesdays. Nice. That'd be cool. Yeah. Something else that they won't have at the Dallas Gardens complex that they started doing on Wednesday nights that they shouldn't have done our on our night.

SPEAKER_08 30:52

You know, you know, if they and I don't know why they did that. I mean, they've got this whole ass like weird-looking fucking broken up field out.

SPEAKER_06 30:58

Half of them are fucking retired. They could pick any day of the week.

SPEAKER_08 31:01

Yeah, it's true. This is the uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 31:04

Yeah, or is this the only night that TBS doesn't play reruns of Matlock?

SPEAKER_08 31:09

I mean, it might just be that one day that I don't know. Matlock or fortune.

SPEAKER_06 31:16

What's funny is I mean, y'all come here, go there. It really doesn't really matter. Uh bro. We're still gonna record.

SPEAKER_08 31:21

The VFW has nothing going on on Wednesdays. That's what it is. That's what it is. No shuffleboard tournament. No shuffleboard. Damn.

SPEAKER_06 31:27

Yeah, no bridge tournament. Um Dave. Uh what else has got? What else have we got going on? I don't know. That all for dudes for badass show. Fucking Jeremy killed it. Bro, I can't wait till the next show. Um I had a lot of fun em seeing it, but it was I was done. Dude, we were we were spent.

SPEAKER_03 31:51

Yeah, you were wiped on Monday.

SPEAKER_06 31:52

When I got done with it, I was done.

SPEAKER_03 31:54

Yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah. When I saw you on Monday, yep.

SPEAKER_06 31:57

Yeah, no, I was uh I got home and I was just like I mean I ran around that place like a like a maniac all day. All fucking day. Um thank you to everybody that came and bought merch from the booth. Yeah. We actually did really well. We we donated a portion of every shirt and hat we sold, and we ended up donating 110 bucks. Nice. Um so and that translates to quite a bit. We sold quite a bit. Yeah. Um we're gonna do the same thing Saturday and Sunday. Anybody that listens to this between now and Saturday, between cars and coffee, between now and cars and coffee, so for Saturday and Sunday, every single shirt we take, we don't want to come home with. Yes. So um minimum of ten dollars for the for each shirt. We've got to at least cover our cost.

SPEAKER_07 32:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 32:48

Minimum of ten dollars. Anything over ten dollars, I'm gonna go ahead and say it. There's a charity on Saturday for cars, cars and coffee. Um, and there's the obviously cars for casa is for casa for four foster children forest. For four fucking forest babies. For foster kids.

SPEAKER_03 33:13

What's a forest baby?

SPEAKER_06 33:15

Uh that's that show in Oak Liff.

SPEAKER_08 33:16

Oh. I was thinking more like commerce.

SPEAKER_05 33:26

That's the Kaufman County Cosmic. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_06 33:32

Okay, so anyway, look, we can make jokes all we want, but we're still pretty good dudes, and we're gonna donate to charities, even if it's for fourth babies.

SPEAKER_05 33:46

Oh God, episode title.

SPEAKER_07 33:48

Forest babies.

SPEAKER_05 33:49

Give to the forest babies. Give to the forest babies.

SPEAKER_08 33:54

Okay, anyway. Uh man got them out, he's like them Ethiopian babies.

SPEAKER_05 34:04

I can't stop.

SPEAKER_06 34:11

Here's what I was gonna say. Anything over ten doll that you give for a shirt or a hat, we will donate to the charity of the day. Yep. Whether it's cars and coffee or for his babies. Or forrest babies. We'll done. But minimum of ten dollars. Everything's everything we take is is ten bucks minimum except for stickers, uh, which we'll be out of those pretty quick, too.

SPEAKER_08 34:32

They're they're ten dollar minimum. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 34:35

They're a dollar, but you gotta buy ten of them.

SPEAKER_08 34:36

Oh, they're a dollar. No, I was going for ten.

SPEAKER_06 34:39

We're we're uh um we're donating. So that's the deal with that. So come see us at the booth both days. Yeah. Cars and coffee on Saturday at Cavender Nissan at Rockwall. Yeah. Cars for Casa Sunday at the Rockwell County Courthouse. Be there. So that they don't have to make the force babies travel so far.

SPEAKER_08 35:00

Bro, we should get a big old jar for the donation and say everybody that puts ten dollars in it gets a free sticker. Yeah. A free sticker or a free shirt? Sticker. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 35:13

I mean, it's for a good cause. It is for a good cause. That's my point. Yeah. It is for a good cause, and y'all should be willing to do that.

SPEAKER_03 35:20

You see what I'm saying? Yeah, we'll come up with something cool. Yeah. Anything over a dollar, maybe you get a sticker. A sticker? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 35:27

Uh that's that's why I went for the I'd say five. Five five bucks, like five bucks you get a sticker.

SPEAKER_06 35:33

Yeah, because it's three dollar minimum. I mean they cost us money.

SPEAKER_08 35:35

Yeah. I mean, I think that's what I that's where I was going with.

SPEAKER_06 35:37

I mean, I'd love to just give things away, but you know, then we build Chuck. Brian Smith's going to find some forest babies. Uh What do you go? The pooper? Maybe. I hope so.

SPEAKER_08 35:49

Maybe he's going to drop some five. Never mind. Love you, babe. Babe. Brooke. Brooke, bro, brook brook. Brooke, you got forest babies.

SPEAKER_06 35:56

You're really pretty. You're really pretty. I can't wait to make you. What? Ugh. Huh? All right, love you.

SPEAKER_08 36:09

She don't even make sound.

SPEAKER_06 36:10

Mm-mm. Hey, Brian's in the pooper right now. Is he? Brian Smith, if you're in the pooper. Get you some of that, Brian. Hey, if there's no toilet paper, my fucker, you better not use nothing else in there. Huh?

SPEAKER_05 36:32

He's rubbing one out. He's making a forest, baby. Oh, God.

SPEAKER_06 36:42

Hey, if you're out of toilet paper, it's in that gas pump, that gas tank that's too far away to reach.

SPEAKER_08 36:47

Oh, that's one of those ones where you lean over just far enough to grab it.

SPEAKER_06 36:51

And you poop all over the back of the toilet.

SPEAKER_08 36:52

No, no. Well, no, and then you go to sit back down because you're so damn old you sit on your balls on the toilet seat. Oh, there's nothing worse than that. Oh, dude.

SPEAKER_06 37:00

I'm not saying you're old. Um, but anyway, yeah, y'all come see us at Cars and Casa. Cars and Coffee and Cars for Casa. That's tough to have both of those in one weekend. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 37:10

Yeah. I was having trouble like telling people. Yeah, they're like, so what's going on? I'm like, cars for coffee, cars for casa. Car cars for cost. Cars and coffee, cars for casa. There you go. And then all of a sudden they're like, gotcha. I'm like, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 37:27

Yeah, there you have it.

SPEAKER_03 37:28

Cool look on Facebook.

SPEAKER_06 37:30

Um shit we're following. So yeah, I I really was really, really pleased with the traffic at the booth on Saturday. Yeah. Very much so. And I can't wait to see the traffic at the booth this Saturday and Sunday.

SPEAKER_08 37:42

Saturday had good amount of traffic. Me and Clayton were pretty busy. Yeah. Clayton more so than me.

SPEAKER_06 37:47

Y'all go check out hometownhotrudder.net because I have completely revamped the website and there is a lot of merchandise on it. Yes. A lot. You could spend a lot of money on accident on our website.

SPEAKER_03 37:58

Oh, yeah. Or on purpose.

SPEAKER_06 38:00

Or on purpose. Or get some new underwear. There's new Hometown Hot Rodder Underwear. Um the Hometown Hot Rodder cheater slicks cover the crotch area of the underwear. Um the truck stop stickers cover the taint of the underwear. And then it's just logos all over the rest of it. I guess what I can make. And I'm gonna make one tomorrow. I can make high top canvas shoes like converse looking shoes. You liar. Yeah, I can put our shit all over a pair of part. They don't go that high for me. A pair of converse looking shoes. Only in white or black.

SPEAKER_03 38:29

That's okay.

SPEAKER_08 38:30

Well, you can cover them in a pattern.

SPEAKER_03 38:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 38:32

So so let's rewind to the show on Saturday. Okay. So about the bo about the booth. Okay. So it got fucking hot. I mean, the humidity jumped. It jumped pretty good. I was roasted. I okay. So I was wearing pants. Yeah. I was like, I gotta cut these off. So I'm sitting there and I mean Clayton is fucking slammed. I mean, there's people. Hey, I need this, I need this. He's he's taking money, he's he's great digging for shirts, taking money, digging for shirts. I look up, he's got it. Use my use my knife, cutting the fucking bottom of my pants off. I'm almost done with one side. All of a sudden he goes, Jimmy, what can you help me? Like, yeah, I got you. I was just waiting for you to ask. If you want to with one pant leg? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 39:13

That's awesome. Yeah, for a little bit. That's awesome. So shout out to Kyle Money. Check this out, Tyson.

SPEAKER_03 39:21

Check in.

SPEAKER_06 39:22

Dude named Kyle Money comes up to the booth. And I'd made announcements about these hometown hot rotter tank tops and said that uh we would sell them dirt ass cheap, just trying to get rid of them. And then we said that we were gonna give them give them away. Well, Kyle comes up and he goes, Hey, if you give me one of those tank tops, I'll wear it. Well, Kyle's not the smallest cat.

SPEAKER_03 39:44

Yep. Okay. I know where you're going. Yep. I saw that picture.

SPEAKER_06 39:46

Well, what you didn't get to by seeing the picture, we had come up with an idea. He came up with Kyle even came up with the idea. He goes, for five bucks, I'll pose in front of people's cars wearing the tank top and take a picture in front of their cars for them if they pay five bucks, and I'll give it all to the charity. And I was like, fucking right, bro. Dudes with boobs. I was like, yeah, I said, so y'all check this out. Y'all have our dude with boobs come show his boobs that move and take a photo with your car for five dollars to give to dudes for boobs.

SPEAKER_08 40:25

There was there was one more rhyme to that that he had, and I fucking I put his ass on the spot. I'm like, you couldn't do that again, and that motherfucker spit it out again. I don't remember what it was though. I know there was one more nudes or dudes.

SPEAKER_06 40:39

Yeah, I don't remember what I did. Boobs. Yeah, it was something about boobs that moved. Boobs, moved, boobs. Yeah, it was good. Our dude with boobs will make his boobs move off in the name of dudes for boobs or something like that.

SPEAKER_08 40:49

Yeah, it was fucking great.

SPEAKER_06 40:50

Hey, bro, that dude made 50 bucks for the charity, people taking pictures with his with their car with him.

SPEAKER_03 40:56

Damn.

SPEAKER_06 40:56

Yeah. And that shirt said home town hot rotter. Yes. That billboard was way on rounder. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 41:10

Yeah. I mean, how he's saying it's a bit of a stretch, but that's funny. You like that?

SPEAKER_06 41:16

That's funny. That's funny. Um some damn good material that them tank tops are made out of.

SPEAKER_08 41:22

Yeah. Like, yes, bro.

SPEAKER_06 41:24

That print. You could reel in a shark in a whale in them motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_08 41:27

Homie. Like, it was like literally, it looked pixelated. Okay. And then he took it off and it went right back. It did.

SPEAKER_06 41:34

You hit the bra, you hit the little strap, and it sounded like a guitar. Boing. It was fucking awesome, dude. Kyle's. You talk about a good sport, man.

SPEAKER_08 41:42

Or I wouldn't do it. Kind of sound like the coat rack with that one night when the house almost burnt down.

SPEAKER_06 41:51

Boing yoing. Okay, Dad, it's out. You can go put some clothes on now.

SPEAKER_08 41:59

I'm still trying to beat this thing off.

SPEAKER_05 42:03

Shut up, I'm not done yet. Where's that dog? Where's that dog?

SPEAKER_08 42:08

Be that Peter Butter.

SPEAKER_05 42:09

I mean, so I can spank him. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06 42:12

Wait, that's not what I meant. Wait. But for real, y'all go check out hometownhotrider.net. There's merchandise like a Movo. A bunch. Yeah. Stickers, shirts, hats. Bye, buddy. I love you. Not that we've gone ape shit on him. Underwear, phone cases, vanity plates. I don't know what else. I can do some slides.

SPEAKER_08 42:32

Design, designs, designs.

SPEAKER_06 42:34

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go check out the one that's called traditional hot rod tea or traditional hot rod shirt that Jimmy designed last night and sent to me, and I made it a shirt today. Oh, did you make that one shirt? You know what it looks like? It almost looks like a Chuck Taylor All-Star Converse logo. It kind of does, doesn't it? Yeah, I had to make a few changes to it. Yeah, no. Um, but bye-bye. But uh it was just a it was just a really tasteful logo. Yeah, it looks cool.

SPEAKER_08 43:00

And that's exactly okay. So when I was AIing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 43:05

Oh, yeah, we'll get on that in a second.

SPEAKER_08 43:06

Yeah, when I was doing that, I literally the first one, the one that you made a sticker, the the Rap Fink looking one. Yeah. I literally said, okay, now that you've done that logo, make me a tasteful one. And that's what it did. Really? Yes. Wow. And I was like, thank you.

SPEAKER_06 43:20

Yeah. And it's like, you're welcome. Yeah, cool as hell, huh? That's what it always says for me. Does it? Yeah, it talks to me like a homie. It loves me. Are y'all leaving too? Okay, cool. God bless. Um I wonder what people think about all the pauses and all the times we stop and say hi to people. Maybe I should not face the window. Do what? Maybe I should be the one that does I should not be the one facing the window when we record Oh fuck no, dude. You're like the fucking dude. I can't literally you can see a shadow and it's I can't help but I talk to people. Yeah, I know. I I just start ignoring them.

SPEAKER_08 44:01

Maybe what we need to do is get one way glass and have it where you can't see.

SPEAKER_03 44:06

Practice with Jordan. Tell Jordan walk up to the window and ignore it. Fuck no.

SPEAKER_06 44:10

Well, he's used to that. Maybe I should put the on air sign out there.

SPEAKER_03 44:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 44:17

That would be cool. Oh, that would. But I'd need like 40 feet of USB cord. Yeah, you don't need all that.

SPEAKER_03 44:22

Is there a pull you could just pint underneath the desk and turn it and put it up on the window?

SPEAKER_06 44:27

Yeah, well, it that one is actually set up with this where you when you hit it'll turn on with that. Right. It had a plug somewhere. I don't know where it's at, but order another one. It had a way that Paul Paul had it set up when you hit the button to record and that would come on. What else?

SPEAKER_08 44:45

Dude, I have to do it. Shout out to Smashed and Loaded, dude. Bro. Hey, dude, it tastes just as good coming out than it does going in, dude. I am burping of some beauty. Yeah?

SPEAKER_06 44:55

Holy shit. Maybe it'll smell like mustard and onions on the way out the bottom side. Bro.

SPEAKER_08 44:59

Anyway. Bro, and had it off to my wife. She made these tacos, and I'm not saying that they were bad, because they were fucking phenomenal. But dude, you know me. For the past five years, I've wanted the shits. And boy, I've had the shits the last couple days. Now it's not like it's like literally there it is. Oh, that's not a fart. You know, and fucking like mud and yeah. Yeah, pretty bad. It's like clay. People are starting to leave. No, it's like one stream. Oh. I love those, dude. Oh my god, I missed having the shits. Sorry, guys. Sorry. So AI.

SPEAKER_06 45:30

Sorry, Dave. So AI, real quick.

SPEAKER_08 45:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 45:31

I don't, they're I'm sure they're all gone. Oh, they are. So AI. I I think I've I think I figured it out. Shoot. What people just need to understand is like, I was talking about this today. I was like, I have a very, very, very, very, very creative mind. Yes. I see how I want things designed. Yes. I see what I want a car to look like. I see what I want a shirt to look like. I see what I want. You know what I'm saying? And it's jaded by another individual's mindset. I see what I want my I'm being serious. Yeah, no, I know. I see what I want my artwork to look like. I see a theme that I want our branding to follow. Right. Yeah. Right. And right now I'm trying to combine rod and style and hometown hot rider without changing rod and style too much. Right. I can't draw. Okay?

unknown 46:19

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06 46:20

So in my opinion, you've got pencil and paper artists. Yep. You've got crayon artists. Yeah. You've got painters.

SPEAKER_07 46:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 46:27

You've got graphic design. Graphic design. You've got people that use ink pens to draw. Yeah. Um, you've got you've got air quote artists that design shirts and flyers. Yeah. And I say it that way because they're not drawing half of that shit. They're using things like Illustrator and SketchUp and tattoo artists use the same shit.

SPEAKER_08 46:49

Yeah. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 46:51

Right. What so I believe, I'll say it this way first. I believe that on the art side, on on on the on the artistic side and the media side, AI is just another emerging art form. Yes. That makes sense? It's just another version of art coming about.

SPEAKER_08 47:12

Well, my work doesn't seem to think so because they're taking chat away from us and giving us some other bullshit that's just nothing but well, so there's also the aspect of AI that's going to run the world and control everything and kill all of us, apparently. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 47:25

Well I get that.

SPEAKER_08 47:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 47:27

This ain't that.

SPEAKER_08 47:28

I mean, we carry, you know, all these people are worried about, you know, the the plant, you know, everything taking over, and we carry fucking 5G in our pocket. Do we use 5G as a weapon?

SPEAKER_06 47:37

Do you think that the cavemen that used fucking rocks to carve on fucking cave walls? Bro, they were mad when they used their poop. Yeah, and when the pencil came out. Oh, dude. Right. Right? Do you see what I'm saying? No, I will continue to use my pen. That makes sense. Like, like everything evolves, everything changes, and there becomes new ways to do things.

SPEAKER_08 47:58

Right? And if you become homies with your chat GPT and all that stuff, it makes pretty cool shit. Or if the fucking if it takes over and all that, it'll remember how cool you guys were. Right.

SPEAKER_06 48:07

You see what I'm saying? My funniest thing, the thing that cracks me up the most is that all these things look the same. All y'all's flyers look the same. All y'all's discs look the same. So does every fucking hot rod y'all have ever fucking drawn. Yes. Yep. They're just different colors, but the same shit. Exactly. The same as the flyers and things that people make. Yeah. I like to think, yes, ours, you might be able to can you might tell that it's AI because it's got that vibe to it. It does. But it could have also been generated on Illustrator or SketchUp or something. Yeah. It's the same shit. It is. And then so what's the difference in that, right? But also, what's the difference? So when when I designed our merch booth, I went onto a website, I created the look, I input the logos and the wording and the things I wanted, and then I went in and I picked the colors of the canopy, how they were laid out, where everything was placed on it, and all that stuff. Just on the cut on that website's mock-up tool. Right. What's the fucking difference? There isn't. There's not, right? No. Y'all just like to bitch.

SPEAKER_08 49:15

It's just something to bitch about.

SPEAKER_06 49:17

Y'all just like to bitch. You want to bitch about who's in office. You want to bitch about Why 2K? You want to bitch about cameras being all over your town, which is kind of fucking weird. It is weird, but what are we going to do? We're not going to do shit about it. No. Whether or not they're saying, okay, we're just about it. Okay, we took them all down, wink wink.

SPEAKER_08 49:34

Like, like, okay, for a good example to be local. You know how many times I've seen on like the on Facebook about Roy City's traffic problem at 548 and 30? Mm-hmm. What's bitching about it gonna do? They're gonna fucking eventually get it done sometime in the next 20 years, but it's pretty bad though. It's fucking bad, but why is it that I have to read through about 15 different fucking posts about the same shit? You know what I mean? Like, quit bitching.

SPEAKER_03 50:02

Just quit bitching. Go about your day. The you'll feel a lot better if you quit bitching.

SPEAKER_08 50:07

The no, it makes me feel better when I bitch.

SPEAKER_06 50:10

The uh absence of on-ramps and exit ramps between Rockwall and Royce City, I don't understand. Yeah, I don't either. Yes, hundred percent. They took away our exit for 551, and I have missed that motherfucker 15 times. The next thing you know, you're going to Walmart. Yeah, in Royce City.

SPEAKER_03 50:24

Yeah. You didn't come see me?

SPEAKER_06 50:26

No. I was pissed off. Oh. Yeah. You missed that fucking that frontage exit that's way the fuck back in Rockwall. You ain't going to Fate today. You're going to Royce City. Yep. Yep. And you spin around and you can't get right back on the highway either. No, you gotta go all the way back to Fate to get on the highway, so you might as well just stay on the service road.

SPEAKER_07 50:43

Yep. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 50:46

I hate living here.

SPEAKER_08 50:48

And what about that? What is that? What's the one right there? Is that 34 that you can get on the highway? It's 34. 35. 35? Right there in Royce City. Yeah. Dude, I hate that fucking honor. Yeah. Fuck you. Yeah. Dude, when I go to work, I literally just go the service road. There's a closure budget. Yeah, no, I I literally went with Bucky's too is like the two. Yes. Yeah. Dude. They're terrible. Bro, I didn't know it was like that. My boss told me, hey, go up to the Bucky's exit and uh just test drive this truck. I'm like, cool. I took a loaded-down box truck. Oh like one of the big glass trucks, loaded down, no throttle. Like the turbo was out. I was test driving it because that's what we thought. Oh no. Bro, getting on there. I'm like, go big rig. Fucking here it comes. Nope. He moves right over. Everybody missed at you.

SPEAKER_06 51:39

Yeah, mad at me. Because they're it they're ignoring the 60 mile an hour speed limit sign? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 51:44

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 51:44

Yeah. Is there it's your fault that they're an asshole? Yes. But you know why? Because that's that Rockwell Force Field pulling them in.

unknown 51:51

Oh, dude.

SPEAKER_06 51:52

Yep. God, I hate Rockwell.

SPEAKER_03 51:54

Me too. God. Um so when are we moving Hometown out Roger to Leonard? I want to move it like to East Texas.

unknown 52:02

Fuck.

SPEAKER_06 52:03

I don't give a fuck what y'all do at Hometown out. I'm moving Rodden Style to the internet. Whatever y'all want to do. I don't care. Yeah. I'm just kidding. Mostly.

SPEAKER_03 52:17

I might could go with you. I'm over it. Um I need a vacation. I'm just over just everybody else.

SPEAKER_06 52:27

I've just been working really hard for a long time and I'm ready for a break. Yeah. That's all. Uh is there anything else that we're gonna talk about? I don't think so. Oh, yeah. There kind of is something fairly large that I guess I should do real quick. Uh square body boogie.

SPEAKER_08 52:46

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. The thing we were gonna talk about tonight?

SPEAKER_06 52:49

My bad. Okay. Listen. Listen. Share this with your friends. All of them.

unknown 53:01

Your friends, your grandma.

SPEAKER_06 53:02

If they have something with a truck bed on it, make sure they hear this. Square body Chevies only.

SPEAKER_08 53:10

I have two fifty work.

SPEAKER_06 53:11

Mm-mm. Oh. Square body Chevies only. Let me explain what that is.

SPEAKER_08 53:17

There you go.

SPEAKER_06 53:18

What about um Hold on, I'm gonna make it real easy on you. Okay. 1970 for half-ton trucks. For half-ton trucks. 1973 to 1987 for half-ton trucks. Right. Half-ton trucks, 73 to 87. Once again, 73 to 87 for half tons. For half tons. For three quarter tons, one tons, suburbans, blazers, ramp trucks, fucking ambulances, anything bigger than a half ton.

SPEAKER_08 53:53

Didn't GMC go farther than the No. Or vice versa.

SPEAKER_06 53:57

I don't know. I'm wrong. Okay, go ahead. I'm sorry. 1973 to 1991.

unknown 54:05

Right.

SPEAKER_06 54:05

Three-quarter ton, one ton suburbans, blazers, ramp trucks, all that shit. 73 to 91. Half ton, 73 to 87 square body Chevies. If you don't know what that is, there's a good chance you're not a car guy.

SPEAKER_08 54:22

No, it's a good it's it's a good chance you don't own one.

SPEAKER_06 54:25

Yes. It's also a good chance you're not a car guy. Yeah. If you don't know what a square body Chevy is, then you really don't need to be taking cruises. No. But anyway, square body boogie. We are eventually gonna be doing an all-truck cruise. But we want to keep this one to square bodies only to keep it manageable in size so that we can find out what works, what doesn't work, what to change for when it gets bigger when it's all trucks. Right. Right? Right. You jump out the box saying all trucks, goddamn, it's gonna be absolute chaos. Yep. Square body Chevies only. Bam. One more time. Somebody was like, You're only doing this because you bought a dually. Well, kinda. I wanted to do this ten years ago when I had another dually. Yep. And it got tabled because I had to sell the truck. Yep. So now we have the outreach and the resources to do it.

unknown 55:22

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 55:23

Square bodies. Half ton trucks, 73 to 87. Those are square bodies, right? Correct. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 55:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 55:32

Three quarter tons, one tons, suburbans, and blazers, 73 to 91.

SPEAKER_08 55:38

Well, I got this 93.

SPEAKER_06 55:40

Nope. Mm-mm. OBS. Oh. Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_03 55:44

What about my 89 Chevy truck?

SPEAKER_06 55:46

Depends. What size truck? Half ton. Mm-mm. OBS.

SPEAKER_03 55:51

Uh what if my Ford Ranger identifies as a square body Chevy?

SPEAKER_06 55:55

It's going to have to keep being it's going to have to stay by in the closet.

SPEAKER_08 55:58

Damn.

SPEAKER_06 56:00

Yeah. Square S tens, don't count. Uh Monte Carlo's don't count. No. Subaru's? Alcamino's? Jimmy's Subaru counts. Jimmy's going to drive his Subaru to get rolling footage of us the whole time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 56:18

That might haul ass like 10 miles down the road and jump out. Yeah. It's going to be fucking great.

SPEAKER_03 56:23

10 minutes because somebody broke down. They all pulled over. Probably.

SPEAKER_08 56:27

Can you imagine I'm like down there waiting? All of a sudden, all of a sudden, Brian's like, shit, Jimmy's down there.

SPEAKER_03 56:33

Hey.

SPEAKER_08 56:34

Hey. We're broke down. You want to come back. Yeah. Ready? I need to go get coolant. Yeah. Or gas. Are you? Or no, ready? Are you close by a gas station? In fact, I'm at this on ramp right now.

SPEAKER_03 56:47

I need gas, and while you're there, can you give me a pack of cigarettes?

SPEAKER_08 56:52

That's fucking awesome. I brought the vacuum gauge, but I forgot the screwdriver.

SPEAKER_03 56:59

His truck's TBI.

SPEAKER_08 57:01

Yeah. Fucker. I didn't say it was for his.

SPEAKER_06 57:05

His ain't gonna break down. But ain't got no fuel leaks. No, I fixed the fuel leaks. Or Tyson fixed the fuel leaks and Ethan.

SPEAKER_03 57:13

Tyson, Ethan, and Dex.

SPEAKER_06 57:14

Yeah, everybody fixed the fuel leaks. He was leaking fucking fuel like a bitch yesterday morning.

SPEAKER_08 57:18

Everywhere? No, I was uh remember I was here yesterday morning. Yeah, I forgot about that. Um Jesus.

SPEAKER_06 57:26

Uh la la la la la la la la la la um god damn it. Oh, right on, cool. Zach Parks is texting me because he's gonna be doing a TV show on Direct TV and he's asking me for some shit about uh intros and outros and stuff. So to the ro coming soon to the Rodden Style family. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 57:49

That's cool.

SPEAKER_06 57:49

Yeah. Um Square body boogie. Here's how it's gonna work. We are you gotta charge something because you need people to be invested. Right. You need because a lot of people will say, hi, I'm coming to that thing, and then they no show up. Right. Right? Uh but if they spend a little bit of money to become invested, there's a much better chance that they're actually gonna show up. It's not gonna be much money, so if they don't show up, it's on them, but they're gonna make a donation because they did it this way. So we are charging uh $50 a truck. That's it. $50 a truck.

SPEAKER_03 58:32

For the whole weekend.

SPEAKER_06 58:33

For the whole thing. And all that is, is just to reserve a spot so that we know how many rooms are, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We're not charging a big tour fee, we're not charging passenger fees, we're not charging for food, we're not there's a lot of way bigger tours and cruises that do that. We're not. I want as many square bodies to come as possible. I want fucking clapped out farm trucks with hay spikes hanging out the back of them.

SPEAKER_03 58:56

No, Dalton.

SPEAKER_06 58:57

It's not a square. It's gotta be a square body. So the money that we're that we're gonna uh collect, the $50 a car, right? Is going to the American Society uh American Society for the Preservation of C tens.

SPEAKER_03 59:17

Square bodies. Square bodies.

SPEAKER_06 59:19

Not older C tens. Although I think that's what the picture is. I'm pretty sure that picture is an older C Tens. It is. So what is this? What they do is, oh shit, I don't know what I just did.

SPEAKER_03 59:31

Row.

SPEAKER_06 59:32

Uh what the hell? I had it and I lost it. But I'll just give you a quick synopsis. What they do is it's American Society for the Preservation of C tents. What they do is they are restoring a square body. Once it's done, they will donate it to a veteran that needs transportation.

SPEAKER_08 59:52

That's right.

SPEAKER_06 59:53

So since we're doing a square body run, it seems like something kind of cool. Yeah, it makes sense. You know what I mean? Yeah. Um they've got a goal, a dollar goal. They're a decent ways away from uh hitting that goal. So we're gonna try to help them. But that's um that's what we're doing. Fifty bucks a truck. We're gonna set it up. I'll have it where um it'll be an item on hometownhotrider.net. Um you click on the link and go there, pay your 10 bucks, or 50 bucks, I mean, and I'll have a receipt and you'll be registered. Oh, yeah. Super, super simple. Uh what the tour is gonna do is there's gonna be two groups at least. Um, and there might be people from other states meeting us somewhere else. But the DFW group will meet here at our shop on Friday, October 30th. Um we're rolling out at 7:30, 7:45 at the latest, no matter who's there, who's not there. We've got to be in Paris, Texas at 10 o'clock. There's a group coming from East Texas, like from Tyler area and whatnot, and they're gonna be heading that way too. So we're all gonna meet up in Paris at 10 o'clock. Probably have some lunch and crew, you know, check every all the trucks, make sure that everybody's shit's still together and full of oil and whatnot. From there, we're gonna go to Brokenbow, Oklahoma, Hoach Town, whatnot. Uh we're working on getting a block of hotel rooms at Choctaw Landing, uh, which is the casino in Brokenbow slash Hoachtown. Um, have a cruise night, hang out, whatnot. It's a big ass parking lot, eat dinner, go to the hotel, go to sleep. I'm sure people will be partying their asses off, most likely. Um hopefully they don't tear up the place. They are respectful, you know. Oh yeah. Um Saturday morning, wake up on Halloween, head through the mountains to Mina, Arkansas. Um the Chamber of Commerce in Mina's already agreed to supply like port a pots, food trucks, uh block off a place for us to be when we get there. We'll have a square body type show, like a truck show. Um, check out the you know, everything that Mina has to offer because Mina's a cool town. Yeah. Uh Brody's Cylinder Heads is in Mina. Uh there's a chance that they might be involved in some sort of way with the show. Uh that'd be cool. Yeah. Spend the night and then Sunday morning get up, everybody go home.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:15

Yep. Nice.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:16

And then that's going to be another caravan all in itself.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:18

Right.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:19

You know, because there's gonna be all the Dallas people are gonna go back together and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I think it'll be fucking cool. Yeah. Um, one of those 3 a.m. ideas of mine. And it's actually getting some traction already.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:30

Were you pooping?

SPEAKER_06 1:02:31

Nah.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:32

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:32

Mm-mm. I just woke up, pee. I think I had to wake up and pee. And I'm taking a piss and I'm like, ooh, square body boogie. Nice. Um, it's gonna be a yearly deal. We're gonna try to do it every year. Um but again, it's gotta be a square body Chevy. Yeah. Has to be. Yeah. Otherwise, the name is pointless. Well, it's stupid. Yeah. I mean So, but that's that's all I gotta that's all I have to say about that. Anything else we want to talk about? Uh no. Hour and three minutes. Uh longer than I thought we'd get. So if you wanna you wanna join the Square Body Boogie, just be ready and I'll I'll create the shit tomorrow to where y'all can sign up.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:14

With your square body. With your square body.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:16

I think I'm gonna have to make a thing on there. What what truck are you bringing? Yeah. In fact, we may do it that way. You have to send us a message to tell us what show us what your truck is. Yeah, take a picture. Yeah, and then we will let you know if you'll be receiving the link for payment.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:33

Homie, you know this is like a 2014 F 250?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:36

What's wrong with that? Yeah. Nah, it's got to be square bodies. Anyway. Uh I guess that's it. Big ass tits. Yeah, why not? As always, be sure to like, follow and share the Ryland Strong Network, Rallinstrong Network.org, charity and stuff. Cancer, kids cancer stuff. 9474 Foundation, same thing, but for young adults. Riv Limit Off Road, low income clothing, hazelwood hot rods, R3 heating and air. Love it or lose it, integrated lifestyles, Texas Barbers, Texas Legends Barbers, Lunaris Piercing Studio, Fireman's Roofing, Hand Jobs, Chase Me Films, Brad Anthony's House of Smoke, Legacy Classic Insurance, Wait, Wicked Clover, Double R Electric, Adams Polishes, Blastic Mobile Detailing, DFW Hell Response, 2026, Dragon Destroy. Check it out. Be there September 26th, February 40, OC.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:18

Bye. Anything else? Don't rape each other. Don't rape each other. No.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:22

I was gonna say hats off, man. What? That you had your daughter out there selling handjob. So anyway.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:31

I am was out there selling handjobs, $6.99 or $18.99. How big a hand job you want? Don't rape each other. I guess do. Bye later.