Hometown Hot Rodder - Surprise OG, Brought to You by KWHZ.......

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SPEAKER_00 0:03

Well Wednesday. I I don't know if it's I think it's too early to uh we don't give a fuck if you're here, wanna be here. Go eat your fucking lunch and go find big booty bitches at the Scarborough Fair.

SPEAKER_01 0:18

It's Saturday and we still don't care if you're here because you want to be here because we told you that we were gonna record. Never went. Nope. Yeah, all of them were your family. About another OG episode. Might be a good one. And when I say OG, doesn't mean we wanted to record one. Yeah, we should have put the microphone in the turn too. We're gonna get that one, and we really should have put the camera on the truck instead. You're still listening to the OK show on the internet, the hometown hotrunner podcast, and we're trying to burn cards and coffee. Yes, and the weekend is only just beginning. Only just begun. It's gonna be a long weekend. I kind of feel like I need a nap. I I want one. What a bitches.

SPEAKER_00 1:06

What a motherfucker.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

None. Welcome. Yada yada yada to the hometown hour.

SPEAKER_00 1:12

It's not it's not Wednesday. Nope. No, but we're here though. Hey, we've never done a recap of right after. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:20

So 30 minutes ago. Yeah. 30 minutes ago, we were still waiting on our food from the fucking ballerina.

SPEAKER_00 1:25

No, God. Bro. That girl, I mean, you just did not see her.

SPEAKER_01 1:30

So, you know, I we should bring up this cars and coffee thing. Yes. Cars and coffee started at like the BMW dealership in Richardson or something. Around around here. Yeah, yeah. Classic BMW or whatever. Yeah, way out there in Plano. Yeah. And it was massive. And it was all supercars. Fucking huge. And if you try to show up in an old car, they'd kick you out. You couldn't go, you couldn't go. Yeah. Well, then all of a sudden, you started seeing cars and coffees pop up all over the nation. Yes. And I don't know that that was the first one. It was just the first one around us. Yeah, that's the first one we knew about. Right. It probably started in California. Probably. Most likely. But anyway, I don't really care about the history of Cars and Coffee. That's not the point, isn't it? Yeah, that's not the point. Well, the one in Rockwall's been going for several years now. Yeah. Cars and Coffee Rockwall. Go check it out. It's rat. And the homie, TJ Embry, runs that deal. Yep. 100% for charity. Yeah. Everything on property that gets sold, it goes to charity. Yada yada yada. Yep. And uh TJ's TJ's one of the homies. Yep. He's got a badass fucking Eleanor type Mustang. Yes, he does. He's got a Jeep CJ 7 that we're redoing back here in the back of the shop.

SPEAKER_00 2:40

Oh, that's his.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

Yeah, it's his. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Uh, it's got a small block 400 in it.

SPEAKER_00 2:44

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:45

Yeah, it's it used to be two-wheel drive. Somebody converted it to two-wheel drive. Now we're putting it back four-wheel drive when it goes back together. Okay. We've got the transmission and transfer case already in storage. Nice. It's ready to be four-wheeled.

SPEAKER_00 2:56

Yeah, when when you had to do it on budget, that was the best way to go.

SPEAKER_01 2:59

He's also building a square body.

SPEAKER_00 3:00

Yeah. Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_01 3:02

It's going to be fucking nice. Is it going to boogie? It's got some special name, and I don't remember what it was, but it was funny. Hell yeah. Like he had emblems made for it. Oh shit. It's going to be a nice truck. Yeah. It's going on a square body boogie. Hell yeah. TJ's helping me put that deal together with Val and Chad and everybody else. Yeah. Um, but it's it's free. Cars and Coffee's free. Yes. Uh what's the classes? Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 3:29

There or not there. Yes. Yes. Pulling the lot or not? Present or absent. That's the classic. Present or absent. But hey, hats off to that cop that you you went through and then he like blocked Clayton. Like instantly, like a like a roadblock, and he jumped out. I was like, Yeah. Like, bro, it's not that fucking serious. Yeah, it's an empty parking lot. Yeah. We got there early. Yeah, but even if they were trying to do the overflow, like, what'd you have to jump out for? Wait until he's yelling out the window or something. Like, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_01 3:59

Yeah, wait till you ask you something. But no, the cop told Clayton to come here. Yeah. He's like, hey, come here. So Clayton walked up there and he goes, Do you really put this in the show? Yeah. I told Clayton, I've been like, fuck yeah, I put it in the show.

SPEAKER_00 4:11

Yeah, motherfucker. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

You know who I am?

SPEAKER_00 4:13

Yeah. Yeah. You see that broken glass, you lucky he ain't pulling in here.

SPEAKER_01 4:16

Motherfucker nicer than that red truck.

SPEAKER_00 4:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

This truck's nicer than the one that you backed out of the way for sure.

SPEAKER_00 4:23

You know what he'd say? He'd go, it's not nicer. It's not deleted.

SPEAKER_01 4:27

Yeah. Yeah. It's like I pulled up and the cop was like, yeah, that's part of the show. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Yep. Clayton was like, mm-mm. Yep. But uh we got so we went to Cars and Coffee today. But it what I was gonna is it's free. Yes. TJ had hats made one time that said, make car shows free again. It looks like a Trump hat kind of deal. That's right. It was cool. Um it's the way it should be. Yeah. It's fucking packed. Dude, it was it was a good turnout. It was packed. Um, and there's no judging, there's no awards, no, there's no classes, it's a show. It's it's a gentleman's show. Well, not too many gentlemen there. It's not a car competition, it's a car show.

SPEAKER_00 5:07

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 5:07

How's that?

SPEAKER_00 5:08

Yes. It's a meet. Like, come hang out. Yeah, it's a show. What's up, guys?

SPEAKER_01 5:12

Yeah, what's happening? Yeah, that's exactly it. High five. And being that it's in Rockwell, Texas, do you know how much fucking networking goes on at that thing? A lot. You know how many business deals get made at that thing?

SPEAKER_00 5:22

A ton. A ton. A ton. Yes. I saw this one out in the corner. This guy like uh gave him a gave him a 20 and he got something else in his hand. But I mean, there's business deals all over.

SPEAKER_01 5:31

We've been on both ends of business deals at Carson Coffee. Yes. We've been the one soliciting people to do work for us. Yes. We've been the one soliciting the work. Yep. We've been on both sides. We've sold merchandise today for the first time. Right. Um wasn't the best, but it wasn't terrible. It'll get better. We sold some. Well, yeah. Once we get some more merchandise to choose from, it'll be cooler. Damn it. Um but that's my whole thing to the cars and coffee thing, man. No, no fucking awards, no classes.

SPEAKER_00 6:02

I didn't even fucking wash the truck. You know what gets me though? That bugs like that. What gets me about it is the guys that are like, well, I don't want to go. Well, you're not gonna do anything really between that time and that time on a Saturday anyway. Might as well go. Why not? Just go hang out. Yeah. Just go hang out. Like I know there's something there's something starting at one today.

SPEAKER_01 6:24

Is there?

SPEAKER_00 6:25

Uh yeah, I believe.

SPEAKER_01 6:26

Well, there was a big show today in Alba too.

SPEAKER_00 6:29

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

I forgot about that. And that's where a bunch of people went. But shit. Cars and coffee was packed. It was packed. Like pack packed. Um. And hey, sometimes it's not everybody's bag, it's not everybody's cup of tea. No. They don't want to go because it's not all old cars. Yeah. Or it's not all old men. I just like the Or the fact that it's not the same old men with the same old cars. Right. Every motherfucking time. Yeah. The thing about cars and coffee is it brings out different shit. It's a car culture. It brings out things that you don't see all the time. No. It brings out vehicles that don't come to every fucking parking lot car show in the fucking DFW Metroplex. Yeah. You know how cool that is to me? Rad as fuck. It's not the same shit. Yeah. And look, man, if you can't walk by a fucking Testerosa and not go, God damn, that's cool. It is cool. Like, or you can't walk by that slam bug. Yeah, or the two Ford GTs that showed up. Yeah. Or however many McLaren's and Lamborghinis there were. I don't know. There was a Ferrari 308 that was fucking blue, not red. Yeah. But like if you like the Japanese fucking van. The right hand drive fucking.

SPEAKER_00 7:39

And you and I know you didn't make it out there and all that, but bro, no kidding. A mint condition, and I know you're not jive in some of these, but a mint condition unmolested, the correct wheel setup for the 90s, uh, a fucking Mitsubishi Evo 4. Well, I like it. I'm a bro, right-hand drive. It was so it was clean as fuck. But that's what I like about shows like that is it's you're coming to show your shit just to show your shit. Yeah, and it's cars that it's not called classic cars and coffee. I have to be careful. Oh, I know. And it's not called muscle cars and coffee. It's not called it's cars and coffee. What's funny to me is that people won't go.

SPEAKER_01 8:33

They won't go because there's too many new cars. Well, you probably shouldn't go because that's what Cars and Coffee started out as. Yeah, like you weren't you weren't allowed to come to it. You weren't allowed in an old car. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:45

But there was a lot of old cars there.

SPEAKER_01 8:47

Oh, there always is at this one. The Rockwall one's fucking amazing. Because TJ lets everybody come.

SPEAKER_00 8:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:52

If it's cool, it's fucking cool and he's down for it.

SPEAKER_00 8:55

I rem I remember when I went to Cars and Coffee, and it was the only one I ever went to. I pulled in and we got there early, and the and I was following in my buddy with an Evo, and they almost didn't let us in there, but it's because we weren't a muscle car.

SPEAKER_02 9:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:11

And I was like, We good? And I as I'm rolling up, all I had was the recirculation valve vented. And as soon as it went, he's like, Yeah, go ahead. And I'm like, Really? Like, you're gonna let me in here with fucking plastip fucking stock wheels? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

Well, I'm so fucking tired. Got I gotta be careful because I own a business on this side of town. Well, I know, but at the same time, I kind of don't care anymore because there's two different things, man. It's got nothing to do about what we work on. This is talking about shows.

SPEAKER_00 9:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:43

I'm talking about shows and show bullshit politics and the car culture. More bullshit. Yes. It's fucking terrible on this side of Dallas. It is. As soon as you go through downtown Dallas headed east, east of downtown Dallas, the car culture is fucking awful. They are. It's terrible.

SPEAKER_00 10:06

It's it's I I still don't understand the the why why the whole segregation of car culture. So check this out. So That's why I like this show so much, because it didn't matter what the fuck you pulled in with.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

Right. Really? And so also like look at it this way. Everybody used to do hangouts on Wednesday nights at the Buckeys in Roy City. Yes. Uh one person got fucking drunk and lippy and cussed out the store manager, and they ended up they ended up kicking us. They ended up kicking everybody out of Buckeys, Roy City. He was a big guy, but it wasn't. Well, for like two weeks, nobody had anywhere to go. So we were like, ah fuck it. We'll just start doing our we'll do one on Wednesdays. Let everybody have a spot to come. This side of the Metroplex, all of a sudden, it becomes a competition. Yeah, I don't understand that. Some fucking douchebag tried to start one on the same night as us in Rockwall. That didn't fucking work because nobody went to it because the dude's a douchebag.

SPEAKER_00 11:08

Well, and the location of it was terrible.

SPEAKER_01 11:11

Yeah. There's also a chicken joint in Rockwall where they have one on Wednesday night now. Wow. Then there's another one in Greenville. And now a group of old cats has decided to do one in Caddo Mills. Because they don't like the young kids. All on Wednesday nights. Man, I still want to do Man. All y'all had to do, instead of trying to outdo us, all you had to do was just come say, hey, we know you guys are doing that to help out. We'll take this deal over for y'all. And we'll start having one. But they don't want the kids there, so they didn't want to take it over. Right. So we're going to give Hometown Hangout one more Wednesday.

SPEAKER_00 11:50

Yeah, all the kids are going to show up here. Listen, guys, all the kids are going to show up here and we're going to have a cruise all the way to this new show to fill up their parking lot.

SPEAKER_01 11:59

That'd be fucked up, wouldn't it? And the thing is, um, I've made a decision. That's why I'm bringing this up. Yeah. So we're going to give it one more Wednesday, see what happens. If it's the same 30 cars with the same 30 people, you don't want to have it like that every week. No. Because then when you decide to have something big here, no one's going to come. Right. Nobody ever goes to that deal. It's always always the same fucking people.

SPEAKER_00 12:25

Right.

SPEAKER_01 12:26

So we're going to switch it to monthly.

SPEAKER_00 12:28

Have a once a month? Once a month. Hey, that's not a bad idea.

SPEAKER_01 12:32

Well, here's the thing, man. I ain't mad about people having other meets, but first of all, fuck you for trying to stack it on top to outdo us. Yeah. Like we don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_00 12:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:41

Like y'all literally didn't have to do it. You literally just had to ask or say, hey, we'll take over.

SPEAKER_00 12:46

Or you guys could have said, hey, listen, we don't care for the little kids much. Can we have like a roped-off area like park up front, but we'll stick you stick us in the back? And I would have put I would have I would have roped off places for old folk. Yeah. Wheelchair accessible and shit. Yeah. Um you have to walk to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_01 13:03

But the thing, like, I don't give a shit that they're doing them.

SPEAKER_00 13:07

No.

SPEAKER_01 13:07

But it's shitty. It is shitty. It's all about competing. It is. Right? You go to the west side of Dallas. Yep. And those guys have meets almost every night of the week. Yeah. And they all go to each other's. Right? Yeah. That's why Thursday night at Sicki's garage. Yeah. Chuck had over a hundred cars.

SPEAKER_00 13:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:31

Because it was all the different car clubs and stuff. And those all those people have their own cruise night.

SPEAKER_00 13:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:36

So they all they all fucking they they coordinate and they they go to each other's shit. That's right. And they support each other. The car culture west of downtown Dallas is a million times better than it is anywhere else. Yeah. What about East Texas? East Texas is pretty cool.

SPEAKER_00 13:54

But that's more that's more mini-truck scene, though.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

But it's also not like the west side of town, Tarrant County and all that, Fort Worth, Arlington, Hasslitt, all those areas out there. They just all get together. Right. It's not a show. No. There's no award. There's no competing. There's no classes. There's no blada fucking blah. Yeah. It's go hang out with your car homies. It's cars and burgers. Bullshit about cars. Get some dinner. Grab a couple beers if that's your thing. I don't drink, but whatever. Grab a couple of beers, hang out, and then roll out.

SPEAKER_00 14:30

That's what we should do. We should pop up places everywhere. Like show up at a burger place and be like, cars and burgers. Yeah. Cars and beers. Yeah. Cars and tacos. Cars and hookers.

SPEAKER_01 14:43

Cars and hookers. Um, but and that that's just at the lake with the fishery. Fishing guy.

SPEAKER_00 14:48

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:50

Cars and hookers. That was good. Anyway. Uh, yeah. Her headers, right? Um hot rods for headers.

SPEAKER_00 14:56

Hot rods for headers. Um hot rods for heads. We're gonna do hot rods and haircuts now. Fucking A. Hats off to them. Wait, that's weird. Yeah, there was nobody wearing hats.

SPEAKER_01 15:09

We're cutting hair in our booth at Cars and Coffee. Fucking A, right? It's fucking cool. Um, but no. It's different, it's better, and everybody on this side of town needs to do better.

SPEAKER_00 15:19

100%.

SPEAKER_01 15:20

Like it's fucking ridiculous. It is. It is absolutely asinine. Yeah. And hey, old guys, we've said this before, but I'm gonna reiterate it.

SPEAKER_00 15:30

You guys are turning the next generation away. And you're dying. And you're dying. And you're and you're fucking drinking, you're drinking in sure just to stay alive. You're fucking old. Your geritol's wearing off.

SPEAKER_01 15:41

And you're going to kill the car hobby. Your testosterone's low. Your kids ain't gonna have nobody to sell your hot rods to when they inherit them because you ran off all the people. And you eat raisin bread.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

Yeah. I'm just I'm I'm saying, like, your papa now. Do you remember what your pat paw was to you? You've been watching Price's Ride since it was cool. Bob Barker? Yeah. Yeah, I got it. Because I saw Drew Carey the minute I know you're cool. Yeah. But price is wrong, bitch.

SPEAKER_01 16:13

But you y'all got y'all gotta stop.

SPEAKER_02 16:17

Holy youngsters!

SPEAKER_01 16:19

Yeah. I'm gonna start flooding this motherfucker with cars and trucks. Watch. That'd be funny. I am. Yeah. Why not? Um but anyway, yeah. Cars and coffee was great. Uh we were over there hanging out at the booth.

SPEAKER_00 16:33

God, that when that Testerosa came in. Yeah, it was cool. I've never actually seen the motor in it, and it almost looks like a fucking like a fucking boxer. I think they're 12 cylinder. Yeah. Like all of a sudden I'm looking and I'm like, is that a flat plane fucking motor?

unknown 16:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:51

Like I thought I thought Porsche only made shit like that. Um we're hanging out at the booth.

SPEAKER_01 16:58

Yeah. TJ came over.

SPEAKER_00 16:59

Yeah, yeah. I like I like that. You're like, TJ needs me. And I'm like, roped in.

SPEAKER_01 17:06

He's like, need I need somebody to say something on the microphone. I didn't. I got it. I'd like I'd love to. Yeah. Um and I had fun. Yeah. It's fun every time I do it. I always like, hey, I don't have to do it this time. And then there you are. Doing it. But it was fun. Doing it. Doing it all. Apparently we're gonna do it all the time. Every time. Every time. I'm 100% cool with it.

SPEAKER_00 17:26

Cool. Cool. I I enjoy it. And it's the what Saturday? Third Saturday of the month. Third. Yep. Usually I have the kids the first hold on. No. I have them the second and fourth. Fucking score.

SPEAKER_01 17:38

Third Saturday of the month. But so what if you do have, make them go? I'll make them go too. Yeah. I mean, there's a booth. Yeah. I mean, get over it. Yeah. Life's not fair. No, they're gonna work. Yeah, life's not fair. Lizzie would have a ball. Yeah. You'll you'll be fine. Yeah. I'm bored.

SPEAKER_00 17:52

She's the only one that likes me.

SPEAKER_01 17:53

I'm bored. I don't care.

SPEAKER_00 17:54

Yeah. No, she's the only one that likes me. Dad, can I have your phone? Absolutely. Yeah. I'm bored. Cool. Then wash off the car. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:01

You're bored. Cool. Turn around and look the other way. Yeah. I'm bored. Okay, cool. Clean up the shirts. Yep. Uh do you know how to fold? Yeah. I'm bored. Okay. I'm sure they need help at the booth. Yeah. They're bored. Go play in traffic. Um yeah. The car culture around here, bro. I don't get it. And and and the fact the fact of like they they have to be able to find a way to fit into everything. Yeah. Let's take, for instance, the square body boogie.

SPEAKER_00 18:35

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 18:36

Oh my god. I didn't think it'd be that complicated. No, it's pretty complicated. It's called square body boogie. Yeah, not a truck boogie. They don't get it. Can I take my Z28?

SPEAKER_00 18:47

No. Is it square and looks like a square body Chevrolet? Can I take my Toyote? My Toyote? No. No. Mm-mm. No. Square body boogie. It's a cool ass trip. That's why everybody's trying to get in. Yeah, well, they could do the same. Yeah. Have your own. Oh, wouldn't that be fucked up? All of a sudden it was the square body boogie and they did it on the same day. Yeah. And then they were following you?

SPEAKER_01 19:10

Yeah. And they do their own little caravan.

SPEAKER_00 19:11

Yeah, it was like the truck boogie?

unknown 19:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:14

I'd be so pissed off.

SPEAKER_00 19:16

I don't think I'd be pissed off, but they hear about it. Oh, we would slaughter them all over the fucking internet for that kind of shit. I I just it doesn't always have to include you. No, can you imagine if I if I'm doing if I'm doing pictures and shit and going way ahead of you and all of a sudden I'm doing live videos, and here is the square body boogie, and here's these motherfuckers right here coming up behind them.

SPEAKER_01 19:41

It's just like I it doesn't have to involve you. No. Not everything has to involve. You don't have to be in everything.

SPEAKER_00 19:48

No. You don't. Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_01 19:52

I I just I don't understand it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:55

It doesn't make sense.

SPEAKER_01 19:59

You can't. It's it's okay to let somebody else have a moment. Yes. Right. Like it doesn't, it's not for you. No. Everything's for you.

SPEAKER_00 20:11

And that's what gets me about this whole this whole Wednesday new Wednesday night meet and all that stuff. There's still old people here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:19

Yeah, they rock. So what's gonna happen if we do this? Uh we're just gonna promote the old school, the old Rowette Thursday night at Wendy's. Yeah, yeah. We're just gonna start promoting that and helping those guys get that busy again. Fuck yeah. We went this past Thursday.

SPEAKER_00 20:37

How many cars? It was probably fifteen or twenty.

SPEAKER_01 20:39

Oh, that ain't bad. Yeah. Yeah, it was I mean, it was it wasn't bad. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:44

I think that's the first time I ever saw Les's stroke. It was the first time I saw it. Yeah. Maybe that's when. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:50

Um but yeah, I think that's I think that's what we're gonna do. We'll just go there on Thursdays. Or don't. Or don't. Yeah, if we don't promote it. If we don't feel like it, we won't go.

SPEAKER_00 20:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:00

That's the uh Wendy's at Dow Rock in 66 and Rowlet Thursday nights. Right next to the Gene gets there at like 4 30.

SPEAKER_00 21:07

Wow. Yeah. Well, saved his spot. Alright, showing up whenever you want to. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:14

Fuck.

SPEAKER_00 21:15

I know, dude. Um like my alarm went off, and I was like. Tomorrow's cars for Casa. Yeah, to listen to my alarm go off again and me go. We gotta do this again.

SPEAKER_01 21:28

Tonight I'm going to Greenville. Yeah, you are. For the Grease Monkey Mafia car meet at the whiz fuel station. The whiz. The whiz.

SPEAKER_00 21:37

It sounds like it sounds like a fucking radio station. The whiz. You've been listening to the whiz. 92.1 KWIZ, the whiz. The whiz. I swear we need to figure out what what's over here off of eleven thirty eight. In Nevada. It looks like it was an old radio station. I would love that. Bro, literally. It looks like just the tower was taken down, like a portion of it. Can you imagine? Can you imagine that? Get our own station. KHR. Yeah. Hell yeah. R and S. But we're still gonna stay the whiz. The whiz. And we wouldn't be doing that waking up with a book, you know, and wake up with the whiz. Yeah, we'd you'd be you'd be morning BJ. With the whiz. With the whiz. Take a whiz. Take a whiz. You know, me and Kelly were talking about that. There, she's like, I think, and she stops, and I'm like, what? She goes, so if you guys could cut down a little bit, I go, yeah. She goes, I think you'd be better as like a morning show than the rest of them are. We could cut it back. I'm like, oh, we could cut it back. Yeah, we can. I mean, we've been really tame today. And what was it? The CDC, right? Is that is that who is that no, what is it? FCC. FCC. Sorry. CDC is the one that tells me I'm sick, right?

SPEAKER_01 23:01

That's the one that tells us we got COVID.

SPEAKER_00 23:02

Oh, that's right. Yeah, maybe that's why I heard it so much. But I mean, if you get paid enough, you can just pay the pay the fines. Yeah, I mean, whatever. Yeah, whatever. I mean, Russ Martin made it a long time. I mean, we could I I would love nothing more.

SPEAKER_01 23:16

That's what I would do.

SPEAKER_00 23:17

Oh, I would love to. I went to school for. I'd love to. I would love to do radio. Dude, I'd love to wake up at 2 a.m.

SPEAKER_01 23:22

We almost were on the radio at 200.

SPEAKER_00 23:24

I know. We need to push that.

SPEAKER_01 23:25

Nah.

SPEAKER_00 23:26

We we so could have had the morning BJ.

SPEAKER_01 23:28

Then I got I got offered a thing to go interview for uh some radio station in Oklahoma City. Yeah. But it was like sports or I'm like, I don't know nothing about basketball. Yeah. I don't know how many strikes you get. I don't know. No. How many strikes you get? I don't know what a field goal is worth in basketball. Yeah, right. Right? I don't know. I don't know though. I don't know about the people that run around kicking at ball, taking their shirt off all the time.

SPEAKER_00 23:54

When do you know when it's a home run?

SPEAKER_01 23:56

Yeah. Yeah. I don't I don't know. Go! I don't I don't know. Oh, I've heard that about boy LeBron. Yeah. I I'm no, I'm not I appreciate it, but yeah. Maybe I could do the weather. Yeah. I could guess on that one.

SPEAKER_00 24:11

What a bitch is this could be 70 today.

SPEAKER_01 24:13

What a bitches. It's raining.

SPEAKER_00 24:17

I like how you said you would do the weather. Not that you would be the meteorologist. No, no, no. You just do the weather. You just stand there and you're like, so this is the fucking forecast. Oh, wait.

SPEAKER_01 24:30

Today's weather outlook, go fucking outside and look.

SPEAKER_00 24:32

Yeah. Just wait.

SPEAKER_01 24:33

Yeah. What's the weather going to be like today, Brian? Over to you. Go outside and look.

SPEAKER_00 24:38

Yeah. It's like I heard on this other podcast. I didn't really listen to it. It was a snippet and all that. He was talking about it. He goes, Who's the feels good guy? Like who walks out and said, It feels like this? Yeah. You know, it's 70 outside, but this guy thinks it feels like 74. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:55

I don't know. It's such warm for me.

SPEAKER_00 24:57

I think the heat index has got to be around 82. Yeah. All of a sudden you're like, hold on. And all of a sudden you hear the door open. Yeah. You're like, it's fucking hot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:07

That's the whole thing. Like, what's the weather like over there? Go outside.

SPEAKER_00 25:13

Huh?

SPEAKER_01 25:15

I can tell you one thing that it always is, especially now that we have a booth. It's always windy. Oh, dude. What the fuck, man? Bro. We set the booth up. It was nice and calm and still.

SPEAKER_00 25:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:28

We put the back wall up, fucking hurricane.

SPEAKER_00 25:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:31

Took the back wall down an hour and a half later, wind died down.

SPEAKER_00 25:34

Yeah. No, it didn't die down. It was just moving. We had a whole ass parachute. God almighty dude. That motherfucker was a wind sail. Jesus. I wonder if we put it around the fucking pole. We need one of them people that can cut wind slots in our back wall. Yeah. Or do we have to go to a pollster shop where they can cut it and sew it again? It's going to have to be sewed or melted or heated or something. Yeah. Or we'll have somebody do the little holes that fly when they're in the wind. Maybe it's okay that it frays. I mean, it's hometown hot rudder, but I don't know what it's made of, and I would hate if it like frayed and like Yeah, you see what I'm saying? Like pieces were going. Yeah. I don't know. It might be cool if it like spider webbed. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:21

You're like anything's better than the parachute. I told I told Andy and Brooks today, I was like, I'm gonna burn it. I'm gonna burn it. If I don't figure out how to help me get this fucking thing down, I'm gonna burn it.

SPEAKER_00 26:29

I told you, if you don't want to put it back up, I'm sure from corner to corner with those little straps, we could strap them to each corner and put our table on top of it so people you walked on it. Oh yeah. Like a like a a drop. Maybe. I mean it's definitely twenty feet long.

SPEAKER_01 26:43

That's what I'm saying. It's the same length. But I don't know if it's wide enough to reach I don't think it's ten feet tall. Oh, true. Oh you that was warm. Spicy chicken.

SPEAKER_00 27:00

I don't know if it's spicy. Have you have you pooped yet? No. It's probably that fucking bacon. Maybe. Ooh. Maybe. Oh, you had the spicy chicken. Yeah, mine mine. Mine's all still up in my gut. Yeah. So um what else is there? Get your asses to cars and casa tomorrow? Cars for casa. Cars for casa? Cars for casa. Uh Rockhall County Courthouse. It was like really hard to not say dudes with boobs instead of dudes fur boobs. You see something?

SPEAKER_01 27:32

Yeah. And then a dude with boobs.

SPEAKER_00 27:34

Yeah. And then you had a dude with boobs that his boobs moved. Had pubes or no. No.

SPEAKER_01 27:43

Dude with boob poob boob pubes. Our favorite dude with boob pubes. Gross. Um 10 to 3. Damn. I gotta email Dave and ask him what time we can come so that we can get set up early.

SPEAKER_00 28:06

So so it's funny when we were at uh the car show last weekend, the Saturday. Uh-huh. One of my coworkers walks up to me. I won't name anything. He goes, hey man, I went over to the car show. And I go, yeah. He goes, there was there was a pretty good amount of cars. And I go, Yeah. He goes, I I didn't see you out there. And I go, Well, you weren't at the real car show in Canton. You weren't at the one I was at. Just like that. And he goes, Oh. I'm like, yeah. So I said, this weekend, Cars for Coffee is an early one. I said, and it's uh kind of just a hangout. And he goes, okay. I go, but we're all going to Cars for Casa. And he goes, I'm going to come out to that one. So we've got a good grip of people from my work coming out. Yeah, exactly. I can't type for shit. Yeah, I started talking to my phone. I do voice a lot. I've started doing it when I don't have my glasses on. It's kind of nice, isn't it? It is. But the funny thing is, is when you say something and then you try to proofread it and you don't have your glasses on, so it don't look like it says anything right. And you're like, well, fuck yeah, it looks good to me. Yeah, it looks good for it's fine for me.

SPEAKER_01 29:20

Looks good for my house. Yeah, no shit. It looks good for my house. Speaking of that, did you notice that someone caught um a typo on uh the cool traditional logo that you had done where I made a shirt and shit? No. Yeah, Logan Knoll from Definitely Not Mechanics. Okay. He already doesn't like the fact that we use AI.

SPEAKER_00 29:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 29:39

But we didn't ask for it. So he picked it so he picked it apart because it's AI. But it's pretty obvious. What was it? Once he pointed out. So it says built here driven everywhere. Yeah. But it actually says built here driven everywhere. It was a T instead of a Y. I had already made a shirt out of it and everything. So? I was like, oh fuck, I better go delete that. Yeah. Built here driven everywhere. Everywhere?

SPEAKER_00 30:03

Everettware. Everywhere. So are you going to change the title to Everywhere? Everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 30:11

Uh let's see here. Oh, damn, Red Bard and Restorations. That's horse shit. They're getting preferential treatment for people's choice for the build-off. Oh, wow. I'm just fucking joking. That was a joke, guys. Just kidding. Don't fucking beat me up over it. I'm just playing. But they went live on Hazelwood Hot Rod's uh YouTube channel to talk about Jethro. That's pretty cool. Oh yeah. Fucking rad. Teacher's pet. Which one's Jethro? Jethro's the four-door that they turned into a halftime.

SPEAKER_00 30:43

Yeah, okay, that's what I thought of.

SPEAKER_01 30:45

Yeah. That truck's fucking rad. It is cool. Um it's so cool to see. Starting to see the stuff like people are people's confidence in what they're doing. Yeah. Getting more and more excited to show off their builds. They're getting more and more excited to show off their business what they can do. Yep. You know what I mean? People are getting more and more enthused to go live or to do a video or do whatever. Right. And a lot of them tell us thank you. Like a lot of them give us credit for them finally stepping out of their comfort zone. Right. That's fucking cool. It's like, why are you don't ever do anything we do?

SPEAKER_00 31:26

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01 31:27

We're fucking.

SPEAKER_00 31:28

But there's a lot of people, and and it's funny because I like I take a look around when we go places, and there's like at least one or two people that either they've sponsored or they've done advertising with us or they've done something with us and you see them excelling. Yeah. And that cool. And that is sometimes that's enough. Yeah, I'll fucking. I mean, I mean, a lot of money would be even better. Better would be awesome. Yeah, money would be great. Money would be awesome. But like, if you guys could just pay me like $1,500 a week, I'm fucking cheap. It would be like we'll do this shit all the time.

SPEAKER_01 32:03

It would be really fucking cool. Like, I enjoy having the shop and stuff for sure. Yeah. But it'd be really cool if our job.

SPEAKER_00 32:09

Dude, if my job, honestly, if my job was to travel. Travel for car shows? And do car shows and do and do the podcast and do videos and all that shit, I'd fucking I'd be all over the country.

SPEAKER_01 32:20

Carry the gear with us and just record it every hotel that we go to. Like that's our episode.

SPEAKER_00 32:24

And I'm cheap to start. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:25

I mean, well, I we can be bought.

SPEAKER_00 32:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:30

Look, if somebody wanted to buy my my interest in Andy, I'm just fucking joking around, okay? If somebody wanted to buy my interest in Hometown Hot Roder Garage, kind of.

SPEAKER_00 32:40

I'm kidding. I mean, there is a number, ever. There's always a number. Of course there's a number. There's always a number. I have a number. Yeah. Of course I do. We all have a number. Of course. I have a number.

SPEAKER_01 32:48

Mine's still low per year. If it would be enough where we could pay our salary for a year while and and some extra shit, right? I mean what I mean, like pay our salary, pay a decent salary, and then it it was extra to get the gear we need, to get the trailer we need, to get everything we need. Yeah. Bro, we'd throw a fifth wheel in the dually and a fucking set of helper bags, and we'd load up with merch and equipment, and that's what that would pick our job. What show are we going to this weekend?

SPEAKER_00 33:17

Bro, and think about this too: the dually. If we're just going across country and all that, we'd have to change the gears. Yeah, probably. But if we're going to c cross country in that with a with a fucking, you know, a trailer and shit on there. And then all of a sudden we're like, we're tired. Yeah. Lay something on the bench seat. Yeah. Go to sleep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:35

Two bench seats, we're good. But like I would do it in a heartbeat. If all I had to do was go car show to car, I'd go coast to fucking coast. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Border to border, coast to coast, fucking doing car shows and selling merch and videos and shit for social media. And the number's not as high as people might think it is. Yours is way higher than mine. Well, I'm looking at it for both of us. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, to where hit the fucking road, man. Go out for a week, come home for a week. Yeah. Go out for a week, come home for a week. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 34:07

I mean, I've done a couple months and come home for like two. Car shows all year. Dude. You know what I mean? From coast to coast. In all honesty, as fucked up as it sounds, when we hit this time of year, it wouldn't be gone for a week. Probably not. This time of year, we'd be gone, gone.

SPEAKER_01 34:24

But what we could do is is if that was our job, then we could leave the truck and trailer somewhere safe and fly home for the weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. Fly home, hang out with the family for the weekend. Fuck yeah. You know, get a 27-second piece of ass.

SPEAKER_00 34:37

Yeah. I love you, slap your ass. Sleep for two days and then leave. Yeah. Sleep for two days.

SPEAKER_01 34:46

Um, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Fuck yeah. I I I would. There's a number. I have a number.

SPEAKER_00 34:51

Bro, and can you imagine? And I and I'm not I'm not gonna lie. I I'm not gonna lie, but can you imagine a whole ass channel on this the the channel? Yeah, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 35:03

It would all be on Roddenfell TV.

SPEAKER_00 35:04

Bro, the whole channel would be blown up. We'd be everywhere because not a not a lot of uh not a not a lot of the fucking people do coast to coast runs. They fly somewhere. Absolutely. And then do the show and do this. So yeah. I mean it'd be cool. I think it'd be I think it'd be awesome. I think we could do it. Uh no, it's not that I think, oh, I think we can do it. We could fucking do it coast to coast. There's a number.

SPEAKER_01 35:27

I look I love it, I love having a shop and stuff. But how would that how would you not? That would be the coolest fucking job ever. And it's just weird that things are changing that way. Like before we were just happy just recording a podcast. Yeah. And now I'm like, you know, the the traffic and the love and the support and the attention that we get when we have a booth and or we're MC and a show or we're doing stuff, I think we could make this fucking pretty cool. Yeah. You know what I mean? Fuck, dude. Um, hey, and that home with that dude sound equipment today at Cars and Coffee. Bro, that was loud. Yeah. I was asking Les and I was like, could y'all hear me down here at our booth? Yes. And they were like, he goes, absolutely every fucking word.

SPEAKER_00 36:08

I was down at uh I was probably a good 50 yards from the light. Yeah. And way back there. And uh I could hear you. Like I looked at Kool-Aid, I'm like, hey man, he was his car was parked all the way down there. I'm like, hey man, I'm gonna go, he's on the mic again. Yeah, I could hear you down there. Okay. And it wasn't even aimed at us.

SPEAKER_01 36:28

And I wasn't yelling. No. Like that equipment was badass. Yeah, it was. I want to make sure to find that.

SPEAKER_00 36:33

Yeah, I've been trying to figure out uh if they're gonna accidentally have to get rid of this equipment at work. Yeah, like all of a sudden someone has to acquire it type thing. Because it's like four of those type speakers and a sub and like a whole like DG equipment. Oh, he had like turntables? Yeah, like wiggy wiggy shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was cool. Minus the turntables. It would be everything else. I'd love to hear him do the wiggy wiggy.

SPEAKER_01 36:59

The wiggy wiggy. Can you make this thing wiggy wiggy? Yeah. Why did I think of that? Yeah, right. I'll ask him next month. The whiz. You think you can make this thing wiggy wiggy while we make an outro for? For the whiz. For the whiz. I'm gonna have to tell them tonight that that gas station got me fucked up today.

SPEAKER_00 37:19

Dude, you're if you don't walk in there and go, you're listening to K Whiz.

SPEAKER_01 37:23

What's funny is Brooke was like, where are you going tonight? The whiz. I can't say it normal.

SPEAKER_00 37:31

You're gonna go take a nap. Hey, baby, are you asleep? I'm not now. Yeah. Where are you going tonight? The whiz.

SPEAKER_01 37:40

Spencer's like, Dad, can you take me to the whiz? To the whiz.

SPEAKER_00 37:47

Look out, look at Spencer and be like, if you can say it like a man, you can go with me. I want to go to the whiz. Yeah, I want to hear, I want to hear deep voices. That's fucking. Dad, can I go to the whiz with the whiz with you?

SPEAKER_01 38:06

Fucking stupid. Episode title.

SPEAKER_00 38:08

The whiz.

SPEAKER_01 38:09

The whiz.

SPEAKER_00 38:09

You're listening to the whiz. Yeah. Welcome to 87.3 FM one. 87.3? Holy shit. There is no 87.3, is there? I don't know. I'm just making shit up. I'm trying to think of how low. 87.3 on your FM dial. KWIZZ the Wiz. The Wiz. I wonder where how we can get on like the SW. You know what I'm talking about? On the fucking like weather stations. Yeah. Coming to you now with a little Bon Jovi right here on 87.3 The Wiz. With that little Bon Jovi on the classic rock station.

unknown 38:45

Y'all are fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_00 38:47

Oh God. The whiz. The whiz. So so music, you know, we were talking about fucking the whiz. We were talking about classic rock on the whiz.

SPEAKER_03 38:58

On the whiz.

SPEAKER_00 38:59

And all that stuff. Like, can you imagine here in the next 10 10, 15 years, all of a sudden fucking fucking slipknot and fucking and fucking system of a downer on the fucking classic on the whiz?

SPEAKER_01 39:17

Oh. You tuned into the biggest balls of them all.

SPEAKER_00 39:21

DJ Salt. T-nuts. On the whiz. On the whiz. And that makes me think of cheese whiz and how salty it was. Yeah. See?

SPEAKER_01 39:32

Wow. Man, what do you want with these crackers for your snagger? I'll just take a little bit of cheese whiz.

SPEAKER_00 39:39

You know, it's funny, and maybe it's a stupid thing, but uh, you know the squeeze cheese. Yeah. In the little can. You put it on crackers. Yeah. Well, it's funny, Kelly, when we first got together, I got some and I got some crackers. And she's like, oh, you eat and I'm like, yeah, I'll put some on a cracker and I eat it. Then I got tired of the fucking crackers, so I just put the fucking thing in my mouth and filled my whole fucking mouth up.

SPEAKER_01 40:03

Yeah. Yeah. The best one's the bacon cheddar.

SPEAKER_00 40:05

Yeah?

SPEAKER_01 40:06

The bacon cheddar is amazing. And the squeeze cheese? Yes, yeah. Yeah, I gotta try that one. Yeah. Do they even sell cheese whiz anymore? I don't know. Cheese whiz. Cheese whiz.

SPEAKER_00 40:20

Cheese whiz brought to you by the whiz.

SPEAKER_01 40:24

God damn it. Welcome to Whiz Bang Fridays on KWiz. KW. Wiz.

SPEAKER_00 40:33

Whiz Bang Fridays. On the whiz. Oh my God. Waking up with the BJ. On the whiz. Taking a whiz on Wednesday. Whizing Wednesdays. Oh God.

SPEAKER_01 40:48

We got to buy a radio station.

SPEAKER_00 40:49

Do we do? K Wiz. I don't even say we buy a radio station. We just fucking all of a sudden they're like, hey, listen. I'm going to make a shirt. K Wiz. K Wiz shirt.

SPEAKER_01 40:58

Hometown Hot Rider, K Wiz shirt. It's coming. Great. It's coming. Nevada, Texas. So look, my number just went up. Yeah. I could be bought for a little bit more. They can have Hometown Hot Rider the podcast. Yes. Because we're going to come up with K Wiz. KWS.

SPEAKER_00 41:11

The Wiz Podcast. On Rodden Style. K Wiz.

SPEAKER_01 41:18

K Wiz. Oh, God. Um. Yes. So. So, Funk Two. Um. This is not creating or recreating a car club for the sake of creating a new car club. What?

SPEAKER_00 41:43

What? Gotta take a whiz? No, no. It's been one of those days, okay? I started really fucking early. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so I was gonna try to look for the radio station real quick on the map, okay? So I fucking pop open maps and I'm like, well, that's way off. So I hit the fucking deal to go to where my location is. And I'm like, what the fuck? Where'd your house go? I forgot we were at the shop. For some reason I thought we were at your house. I'm looking, I'm like, where's your house at? I'm trying to find K Wiz. I'm trying to find Kwiz.

SPEAKER_01 42:11

Anyway. Yeah. Uh it's more of bringing back the uh the nostalgia and the um the memories for us and a lot of other people. Yeah. We we had started a little car club back in the early 2000s. Oh yeah. Uh way in the early 2000s. Uh it was it was called the Village Idiots. Yeah. Um we had a softball team called the Village Idiots. You did? Yeah. Um but it it it was um you know kind of a play on the on a the town jester. Right. Right? Because we're just class fucking clowns. Well, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So so instead of the jesters, because I'm 99% sure there's 14 million car clubs called the Jesters.

SPEAKER_00 42:51

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:52

So we just decided to do the Village Idiots. Yeah. Because that's what the jester is, the town moron. Yeah. So um I made a shirt. It's cool. The other day, threw out some a new version of the old logo, and it's fucking rad. It is. It's really good. Teacher the teacher. T-shirt. T-shirt. The teacher. It's available on Kwiz. I mean on hometownhotrider.net. Hometown Hot Rider.

SPEAKER_00 43:19

Net. Net. Really old people. It's net.

SPEAKER_01 43:22

HometownHotRodder.net. The Village Idiot T-shirt is available for purchase. And Kwiz will be will be a K whiz. We'll make the radio tower look like a fucking thing. It's cheese, the squirt cheese cheese.

SPEAKER_00 43:34

But bro, okay, I don't know what kind of shit you can do, but you need to make one that looks like it would be like put it on a tank top only type thing, but it looked like the whole Colgan deal, and it just says K whiz with like lightning bolts and shit around it.

SPEAKER_01 43:51

Thank you for listening to K whiz, brother. Brother. Jesus. Holy fuck me, man.

SPEAKER_00 43:59

Oh man. Um Dewizzle. Dude, there's a lot of people today. It was, it was busy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:06

But yeah, it was cool to bring back the village idiot thing.

SPEAKER_00 44:07

Yeah, it would be cool.

SPEAKER_01 44:08

There's going to be more village idiot stuff coming about. A lot.

SPEAKER_00 44:11

Yeah. Yeah. See, you can't do that shit to me. Like, I've been on one track mind on what logos and what to do. And then you throw this curveball.

SPEAKER_01 44:20

Well, we're going to throw we're going to keep doing it. Let's do it. I mean, it's not me bailing away from bonsai or nothing. But it'll be cool to have fucking village idiots back and back around. We'll combine the shit. Hell yeah. I'll I'll make it combined. Speaking of Bonsai Cruisers, Mike Ross is going to put his skyline in the uh in our booth tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 44:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 44:38

We got an extra spot because we couldn't take the Thunderbird.

SPEAKER_00 44:40

Oh, did the one earlier not want the spot?

unknown 44:43

Who?

SPEAKER_00 44:44

Lear.

SPEAKER_01 44:45

No, I don't think so. Okay. I think he's got uh he's actually gonna be in the Apeworks booth now. Oh okay. Yeah. So we'll put In what? The Ape Works booth. Like the rapping? Yeah. Really? One of their one of his sponsors.

SPEAKER_00 44:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 44:58

I wonder if we'll see anybody from there. Probably. That'd be cool. Uh Jeff doesn't work there anymore. He works at Sign of Quality. Oh, he does? Yeah, he came in here the other day. Oh, did he? Yeah. Cool. Um, but yeah. I'm sure Vic and then would be there.

SPEAKER_00 45:11

Yeah. Yeah, I know I'll be good then.

SPEAKER_01 45:14

But uh me, motherfucker. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. I went down that road one time.

SPEAKER_00 45:20

Yeah. No, though those roads are good because I still see okay, so yeah, he left a lot on for me. So so the other Mike, uh uh Chamberlain. Chamberlain.

SPEAKER_01 45:28

He works at Rap Garage.

SPEAKER_00 45:29

So it's funny, yeah. He works at Rap Garage, but they call him two-toned. I heard. Okay, because it got burnt all on one side of his face. Yeah. Fucking Mexican guys, boy, they'll get you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:38

They'll fuck you up.

SPEAKER_00 45:39

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:40

Um, but yeah, uh, so wraps by White Boy Mike. He'll have the skyline set up at our booth. Hell yeah. Mike, you bring some vinyl and work on your car while you're there. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:50

What's he bringing? Maxima? Sure. Is it green? It's automatic. It's all fucking automatic. Mostly Pearl White. It is?

SPEAKER_01 45:58

Fuck yeah. Not much green left.

SPEAKER_00 45:59

No, I love that car. I just give him shit.

SPEAKER_01 46:01

Oh yeah, that car's fucking dope. Um, but yeah, man, we had we had fun. We had fun today. We're gonna have fun tomorrow. Dude. Um I'm gonna have to design a K Wiz shirt. Dude, like I'm I yeah. Follow me to K whiz. Take a whiz on the whiz. Yeah. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 46:20

Make me a K Wiz logo. Oh, good. Oh, look at that. What? They shut off my chat.

SPEAKER_01 46:30

Oh, you don't have it no more. Ain't that some shiznit? Ain't that a whiz? Oh, no, look at that. We could be like something about the wizard.

SPEAKER_00 46:40

Make me a K Wiz shirt on this AI platform. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 46:49

Oh, God.

SPEAKER_00 46:51

Oh, it said I'm about the wizard. Make me a K Wiz t-shirt on this AI platform. You know what I'm saying? So um I got a question. What's this? What's this shit? See, you do all this stuff. It says something at the bottom. Uh personality. Have you done that? No, mine doesn't. I wonder if it audit yours automatically does because mine doesn't talk to me like that.

SPEAKER_01 47:16

It it's very oh mine talks to me like it's my homie.

SPEAKER_00 47:20

Oh, yeah. Look, it it you can change the personality of how oh that's cool. Yeah. I don't know if I did that or not. What the hell? They're taking over. They're taking over. You know, that's what kills me is most people that are like they're taking over as they're fucking scrolling on their robot that's taken over, yeah, looking at the news reports that they assume are fucking real.

SPEAKER_01 47:41

Yeah. You're using 5G to complain about them taking over.

SPEAKER_00 47:44

Bro, that's what kills me. Guys, 5G, 5G technology was made to take out small fucking villages. Yeah. Yeah. And you carry it in your pocket. You know what I do with my phones? If they have the option to turn 5G off, it is off, motherfucker. Yeah. And 4G runs way better than 5G ever did. I hurt my wrist. What happened? I didn't. I don't know. Earlier? Just now. Oh, just now? Just now.

SPEAKER_01 48:06

I don't know what I did with it. OLD. Probably. Too much whiz. So wow.

SPEAKER_00 48:21

Nice. I like that.

SPEAKER_02 48:24

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_00 48:26

Oh, okay. So default, it says this. Ready?

SPEAKER_02 48:28

So then we're making a K Wiz logo, or are we just sitting here thinking about it?

SPEAKER_00 48:31

Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot. There was a K Wiz. Well, no, it's still going. What the fuck? That's fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_01 48:41

That is stupid. Let's see what mine comes up with. Um okay. I have a question for the uh it's an opinion question, and I just probably should put a poll up. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 48:50

We we've been talking about it, and um we oh, that's because it said wizard in there. Um I should put my glasses on that are right next to me. That would probably help.

SPEAKER_01 49:05

Um we didn't do it because we're kind of confused on what it's gonna look like or not. So I'm gonna ask a general question. Okay. For dooby the dooley. Gotcha. Camper or gnaw. What do you think?

SPEAKER_00 49:20

Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 49:24

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 49:26

You want my honest opinion? Yes. It's not that I don't like campers at all. 100%. It's not that I don't like campers. Okay. But that bitch's booty is not gonna be not portray how wide it's supposed to be when you put that camper. It's gonna be an optical illusion. Big booty Judy's gonna slim down. Okay. So do we now then I can play the other end of the ballgame and go, but the security of being able to put stuff in the back of the truck and fucking close it up. But then I go, well, we could do a bed cover too. We could do a bed cover. And make one where it's flush with the fucking top so you can't see it from the sides or the back. Just saying. Did it do it? I like it. Uh mine's mine's probably done. I like that. Just take off one of the Z's. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:17

Uh we'll see what happens for that. Anyway, I don't know, man. A bed cover would be cool. But it's kind of nice. But it's kind of also um too new for the style of truck. Yes. Like the truck needs a camper, kinda. I get it. To fit an 80s one-ton dually. Yeah. It kind of needs to be a camper.

SPEAKER_00 50:47

I agree. I no, I agree. I 100%. I don't even care. I know this sounds stupid. I don't even care if the camper's a prop. It kinda. Yeah. A camper's a different story for that big booty Judy.

SPEAKER_01 51:01

And I kind of want to throw. I kind of want to throw. Um. I kinda wanna throw that well that one on it just for a test? Yeah. Just to see if I like it with a camper.

SPEAKER_00 51:18

I mean, you could just do a brace just to see, like stick something in the middle and see if that's what you want. Yeah. You might actually put it on it and realize that, yeah, the era, that's what they would have put on the dually. Yeah. That was normal ride height, and not a custom-wise, but that kind.

SPEAKER_01 51:35

But also I think it's going to drop the ass in down just a little bit to get rid of that rake. And it might get the fucking fenders off the front tires. Like there might be some benefit to No, no.

SPEAKER_00 51:44

What for a for a camper instead of that? No, that one. Oh, the shell? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. I thought you meant like a No, not a camper.

SPEAKER_01 51:52

Yeah. I just call him camper. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:55

Well, I call I call him camper shells. What I've always called. Or topper.

SPEAKER_01 51:58

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Um I actually changed the calls, the call letters of the radio station. I'm waiting, I'm waiting on a new logo.

SPEAKER_00 52:06

Are you waiting on it?

SPEAKER_01 52:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:07

Look at us. KWHD. Whiz. Whiz. Well, it's a that's easier way to go. K whiz. So so funny, funny thing. Uh and it's I don't I didn't religiously watch it. It was just that I caught an episode. But there was an episode of Family Guy? That's the one with the football head kid. Okay, and he would say cheese whiz. And they're like, and the dog looks at him and goes, Are you pronouncing that H? Like, are you uh elaborating on the H? And he's like, No, I'm saying cheese whiz. And it like you can hear the It's cheese whiz. Oh cheese whiz emphasizing, emphasizing. Cheese whiz. Kwiz. Kwiz. Welcome to Kayfiz. Whiz. Next on center stage, K Whiz. Gentlemen, right up on the main stage.

SPEAKER_01 53:07

Center stage brought to you by Kay Wiz. And color card. Gentlemen, get those dollar bills out. It's time for Starla.

SPEAKER_00 53:21

Starla. Starla.

SPEAKER_01 53:25

Well, you got to figure a radio station called K Wiz is going to be in like a really small town.

SPEAKER_00 53:29

Oh, yeah. No, but that's the no. But what you what you're missing is they wouldn't have like fake names. Like all of a sudden they'd be like, Angie. Next, next up, Tina. Tanya's coming up next. Hurry up, boys. She got to pick up her kids.

SPEAKER_01 53:46

Next up on the K-Wiz main stage. It's Angelina.

SPEAKER_00 53:51

Angelina. That that ain't that bitch's name. Her name's Tanya. That's Tanya up there.

SPEAKER_01 53:56

She changed her names whenever she got caught fucking Billy Bob.

SPEAKER_00 54:00

Across the street at her apartment. Oh, God. You can see her fucking window right there. She only got busted because she didn't have curtains. Oh, dear God almighty. I love it. I love it. I love it. And you don't put me on signs in your fucking window. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:18

She got a sign on her apartment door. It says I work at a teddy bar across the street. Yeah. Come see me.

SPEAKER_00 54:25

And pineapples and shit. I work at K Wiz. K Wiz. Where you work. Get the whiz.

SPEAKER_01 54:33

He used to be something like stupid ass little hillbilly disc jockey that he can turn on his radio voice. Yeah. Well, I gotta go over here and go to work here in just a minute. I work the night shift over to station.

SPEAKER_00 54:43

Right.

SPEAKER_01 54:44

Oh, really? What station do you work at, Dobard? Oh, I work over at K Wiz.

SPEAKER_00 54:48

Yeah, right. No, I used to have this friend. He was uh his name is Greg Briggs. Okay. Okay, back back in the day. We used to, I used to be a bouncer. Hell yeah. I used to be a bouncer at uh Larry Flint's Hustler Club in uh uh Garden Grove, California. And uh he was the DJ, and that guy would be like, hey, what's going on, man? Like he was like kind of surfer, and then all of a sudden he would like walk up, he's like, Hey, give me a minute. Like, okay, cool, man. All of a sudden he's like, next up on center stage, and I'm like, where the fuck did that come from? I'm telling you, dude. Yeah, dude, they all yeah, all of them.

SPEAKER_01 55:21

Yeah, I mean it's not hard to be a strip club, dude. No, no, no, you can absolutely do, you just have to let go of your fear, I guess. Of whatever.

SPEAKER_00 55:31

You don't see anybody half the time. Yeah, you can't see nobody. Yeah, like like a lot of clubs, they they now have phased back to where there's not even a G DJ booth you can visibly see anymore. Right. You know, like like there was one that my my buddy did, it was called the library. AI's doing it. Yeah, right. And and literally he's like, Yeah, come around back. I'm like, I walk out, I'm like, dude, are you sure they can fucking see me? He's like, no, it's one-way glass. And I'm like, no. He goes, Yeah, the girls are dancing right now, go out in the front. I walk around the back. I mean, completely glassed. I'm like, fucking sweet. Right. I can I can I can look at the fucking menu first.

SPEAKER_01 56:10

Um I'm trying to think. We got a lot going on, so we're gonna go to the whiz to the whiz. Um tomorrow's cars for Casa.

SPEAKER_00 56:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:21

Next Sunday's Ford's garage with Hazelwood hot rods. Saturday, nothing. Not yet.

SPEAKER_00 56:26

Okay, nap. That's I think that's what I'm gonna do, is I'm gonna nap for Ford's. Yeah. Um, I am MCing that show.

SPEAKER_01 56:33

Ford's? Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 56:35

And we should have new merchandise. Cool. I ordered a decent little. Is that an outside event? Yes. Okay, I didn't know if there was it just sounds like, oh, wait, I think I've been there. I think you've been there. Um rest his soul. I think it was the first time I ever saw he just bought that Lancer. That old. No, it was a long time ago. Or that no, it's not that old. Oh, okay. Then not not the same. No, that was that was that was snuffers.

SPEAKER_01 57:06

Yeah, Ford's garage is not that old.

SPEAKER_00 57:08

Ford's Garage, I went there for something.

SPEAKER_01 57:10

Frisco, Frisco Plano. I believe I believe I have. Look at the high rod.

SPEAKER_00 57:18

K whiz. K whiz. That's fucking great. We're gonna save that for now. Yeah, save that one. Make sure it's spelt right and don't say K fizz.

SPEAKER_02 57:27

Oh shit, where'd it go?

SPEAKER_00 57:28

You fucking kill it already?

SPEAKER_02 57:30

Where it went. What the fuck over?

SPEAKER_00 57:32

Oh, I gotta take a screenshot of pay for this premium so I can. Oh, I gotta.

SPEAKER_01 57:37

Why does it say temporary chat?

SPEAKER_00 57:39

Where'd my shit go?

SPEAKER_01 57:42

I lost my shit. Uh bring back last photo. Anyway, yes, we're playing with AI while we're recording.

SPEAKER_00 57:53

Hell yeah. AI. Oh, we're not even here. This is AI. Yeah, we pre-recorded. Yeah. Well, we didn't pre-record. This is the this is the they took we we literally said the whole alphabet and they make it for us. So here we are.

SPEAKER_01 58:11

Oh shit. Maybe later. What happened? I don't know what I did, but I had lost my um I had lost my picture of K Wiz. You'll find it. I'll redo it. Oh, you'll find it. Yeah, it'd be better. Um we've got uh we don't have any hometown hot rider merchandise left. Nothing. Completely fucking out. Yep. But we do have Rod and Style merchandise.

SPEAKER_00 58:36

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 58:37

And we have cheater slick culture merchandise that Chuck was kind enough to let me.

SPEAKER_00 58:40

And if you guys swing by any of the shows that we're gonna be at, we also have a QR code so you can just go ahead and order it and have it delivered to you.

SPEAKER_01 58:46

Order whatever size and color you want. Because I'll tell you now, all I bought for inventory was black.

SPEAKER_00 58:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:51

And I didn't buy all the sizes. No. I bought like two larges, four extra larges, and four two X's each.

SPEAKER_00 58:57

Basically come come first serve or whatever. Yeah, first come, first come from first serve.

SPEAKER_01 59:02

Yeah, first serve, first come. Yeah. I mean, first first served is the first to come. I mean first come, first serve. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Um I ordered a couple of vanity plates of each style, ordered a handful of stickers in each style.

SPEAKER_00 59:17

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:18

Um, I didn't order phone cases because who the fuck knows what phones everybody has. Yeah, yeah, that's different.

SPEAKER_00 59:22

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's some QR code shit.

SPEAKER_01 59:24

Yeah. But like the shirts, um I I didn't order. I mean, you buy a bunch of sizes and colors, yeah. You're gonna sell all the ones that are popular, and then the rest of them you're stuck with forever. Yep. So I just got black and I just got the three sizes. Because we're okay to be stuck with black. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:42

That's all I wear, because once I went black, I never went back. Right. I I I wear different color shirts.

SPEAKER_01 59:47

Yeah, I I aren't on an army shirt right now, army green.

SPEAKER_00 59:50

Yeah, I don't I don't know why. It's the only thing. Kelly always says, you know what you look really good in, and I hate the color. And I go, what? She goes, You look good in red. I like red. And I'm like, fuck, I do. I like red shirts.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:00

I like red shirts. I like blue shirts.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:02

Yeah, but we only got black because, well, that's all you guys are getting. That's what's gonna sell.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:07

Yeah, it is. Um, you get stuck with all them other colors. Well, like you get pink. I wish you had this pink one in a double extra large. Yeah. Uh I did order a couple of colored ones just to throw a splash of color in the booth. Um, I made some youth shirts or some youth dewy shirts. Yeah. There's some mini OGs. Isn't that the same? What? Blacker colored? There's uh only at the whiz. Only at the whiz. Um there's some toddler shirts. Yeah. 2T 35T. Yeah. I called them mini OGs. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah, we got some of those. Uh I made underwear. I know. Go to hometownhotrider.net and look for uh Big Mama's party trousers. If you know you know. If you know you know. I bought some of Big Mama's draws or I made some Big Mama draws. Man. Um I tried to make the shoes. Yeah. Fucking gay. Yeah. Yeah, you can't make them cool. No, not at all.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:11

No. They don't give you enough area. Can you do the back? Just the back? Maybe. It'd be kind of neat if you could just go on the back and just put rod and style. Yeah. Yeah, or in the tongue, put hometown hot rodder.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:23

Yeah, something. I try, I I could see, I'll keep fucking with them. There's slides on there I can make. No shit. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Pants, all over print pants. We should get them like those old back in the day, the Coca-Cola pants that all the like drag racers wore. Yeah. The little Coca-Cola logos all over them. Yeah. We should do those with ours. With the conder with the condom wrappers?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:45

With the condoms. Like ripped open? That's funny. Yeah. Or just around the crotch, they're ripped open, the rest of them are whole.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:52

I want to take the condom wrapper that we made.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:55

And have a female hand holding a needle heading towards it. Nah. Says something like uh trust issues, crest remark?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:03

No, I creating the next generation of hot rodders. Oh, damn. Damn. Trap. It's just titled Trapped. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Wow. You're mine forever. And then name the shirt to keep it in his shirt. No, we'll just go ready? We'll just call it Obsessed. Child support. Yeah.

unknown 1:02:22

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:23

Can't wait until that's over. Uff. Uff. Yeah. It was a very good feeling. I'm sure it was. It was. I mean, I'm sure it was. As soon as I mean, I've got like year and a half one. Yeah. Eight years of the other. Yeah. It took a long time. Like, I wish I got 50% of that back instead of just five. I had 17 years of Yeah. It's nice that it's gone.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:51

Well, is there anything else we want to talk about? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:55

Oh, no, no. This is just a fun one. No, but no, I guess that's it.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:59

Stay tuned to the whiz. To the whiz. Find out what we're going to do about. I don't think we'll change. I think we'll keep recording on Wednesdays.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:06

Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's no point in changing it, whether we have the meet that day or not. We still have it once a month. Yeah. So I mean, unless it booms this weekend. And I don't mean like you guys just go, well, we really want them to be there every Wednesday just in case. We all gonna show up. So we're all gonna show up and pack that place. Let's pack it so they'll keep doing it. Or or all the kids show up, hey, I thought we were here for this cruise that we're gonna cruise over and fuck with the old people.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:31

No, I heard that they wanted as many 25 and unders as possible at DKC on Wednesday night.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:36

Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:36

Fucking cool. That's what we should do.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:39

Dude, that's a big parking lot, isn't it? Yeah, but it's fucking gravelish. Oh yeah. Yeah, we don't take we don't think you can take your old cars out. I can take the truck. Old people can't see that. Nope.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:50

Goddamn pothole in there.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:51

Look at yeah. But can you imagine just all these young whippersnappers? Caravan of old kids or young kids.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:58

All these whippersnappers.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:00

You know what? Maybe we just get with producer Clayton and just tell him, hey, you guys just roll up deep. Just grab your friends. All of them. Just grab your friends. All of them.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:09

Y'all just go have fun. Boy, they'd be mad in a motherfucker, wouldn't they? Anyway, y'all be nice to each other if I start supporting the car hobby the right way. Yeah, do it that way. Yeah. Uh anything else? No. I don't really have anything. I just wanted to do an episode.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:24

Yeah, no, it's good. Okay. It's nap time.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:27

Yeah, we're not going to do sponsors and all that. Uh go check out our sponsors, love them, support them.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:30

Yeah, some of you I know are going to another show. You guys are probably at another show right now. Some of you went to the Scarborough Fair to try to find some freaky people. Well, no, you you find so well, there's so if you're going for girls, you got them, you got them weird, like choke me, yeah, thick. Yeah, there's some freaks. You gotta get past the I I wear fucking elf ears. Right. Whatever. But I mean, sometimes they'll, hey, you want this beer? And they'll fucking like drink, like feed it to the girl, and then they'll splash it in her face and then slap her, and she likes it. I've seen it on That's weird. I mean, if she likes it. I guess. Okay. There's there's no domestic violence call. Don't rape each other. Or try to. Bye bye.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:16

Joke her out.