Hometown Hot Rodder - I Can't Believe My Tongue Fell Out!!!!

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:00

Oh my tongue. Out of my mouth.

SPEAKER_00 0:10

Um.

SPEAKER_02 0:17

Oh ma'am. I really hope I really hope she cut your tongue.

SPEAKER_03 0:20

Ma'am. Oh yeah, she did. We don't care if you're here because you want to be or you lost the bit of one of your buddies and they cut your tongue out. Just fell out.

SPEAKER_02 0:35

We're glad you're here.

SPEAKER_03 0:36

Our tongue's falling apart. So whatever. So whatever. Oh boy. When is it? It is. Oh hot rods up front. Thank God. What the hell's going on? What do you mean it's cancelled?

SPEAKER_02 0:52

Did you do the Morse code and like fucking like like uh uh smoke signals?

SPEAKER_03 1:00

Yeah, smoke signals. Well uh I pulled out the uh solo cup that's got the string tied to it. And I went in there and I was like, hey, hangouts are canceled.

SPEAKER_02 1:11

You know what's funny is I can see and they were like, okay. I just envisioned a bunch of old men sitting there. You know how like they do the the like uh the Brady Bunch little squares, all of a sudden they grab their Dixie cup or their solo cup, whatever. Whatever. Whatever. What up, bitches? What up, motherfucker?

SPEAKER_03 1:25

Nothing. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

SPEAKER_02 1:33

Uh the hometown hot rudder.

SPEAKER_03 1:35

We uh we have uh we changed our three-man crew today. We did, yeah. I can't even say anything about his luscious locks, though.

SPEAKER_02 1:42

But but no, this is what fucks me up. Like we had the young one in here, and then now we got the young one in here. Yeah. I mean, what the fuck happened?

SPEAKER_03 1:49

Yeah, I'm totally different person.

SPEAKER_02 1:50

Yeah, like put your hat. Oh, I'm glad we put his hat on.

SPEAKER_03 1:53

It's like putting a new set of wheels on an old car.

SPEAKER_02 1:55

Yeah. Like you took the black ones off and you put something nice on.

SPEAKER_03 1:58

Back for the show once again. Les Browning's here. What's up, dude? Hey, shop manager of Hometown Hot Rodder Garage. Poor fucker.

SPEAKER_02 2:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:08

Somebody had to do it.

SPEAKER_02 2:09

No wonder he's falling apart.

SPEAKER_03 2:10

He didn't cut that shit off. It fell out.

SPEAKER_02 2:13

It's like I got a haircut, really ripped it out the night before.

SPEAKER_03 2:16

Motherfucker. I didn't even post it, but I actually have a picture. I need to go on your post when you post a picture of yourself.

SPEAKER_02 2:22

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 2:22

Yeah. I have a picture of Jay holding the first lock of hair that he cut. Yeah, the ponytail.

SPEAKER_02 2:26

Nice. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, I gotta, I gotta post that. Yeah, like when I saw your first picture, I was like, that's AI. Yeah. And then I remember you talking about it.

SPEAKER_03 2:34

Yeah, Brooke goes, nuh-uh. I was like, yes, he did too. So I guess I should explain it so nobody's like, what in the fuck was that intro? Oh, yeah. So my 16-year-old daughter, Emma, she had her wisdom teeth out today. Yeah. She was supposed to start working here this week, and then I realized that she had to get her wisdom teeth out. So we're like, why don't you go ahead and just take the week off?

SPEAKER_02 2:53

You know, I think you should. I mean, you've already played the first one. Should we call her? No, we're gonna play the second one? Yeah, you you gotta play the second one.

SPEAKER_03 3:00

Where she really wanted to talk to her boyfriend.

SPEAKER_02 3:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:03

Yeah. She really wants to talk to her boyfriend.

SPEAKER_00 3:07

But yeah, call my boyfriend right now. Your boyfriend's asleep. Call his mom. I'm not calling his mom. Why are you crying? I have no friend.

SPEAKER_02 3:28

Dude, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but the icing on the cake was at the end. I have no friends, and then all of a sudden her tongue slowly gets she sticks it out. It's like, what are you doing? I thought it fell out.

SPEAKER_03 3:39

So apparently when she came out of the dentist office or whatever, whatever the dude that cuts your teeth out. Yeah. Um her gauze were coming out of her mouth, and she was convinced that it was her tongue falling out of her mouth. That's awesome. That is awesome. I mean, really, I can't feel it. So where is it? Yeah, she was she goes, she wanted to call you, and I'm like, oh god. On FaceTime. Oh god. I'm like, oh god her. No. And fucking You're like record screen. I didn't. Dude. I and it was way worse than those two videos. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, that would have been. She's like, where are your friends? I was like, I have no idea, baby. Probably all at work. And Brooke goes, Ethan's there. Ethan's there. I want to talk to Ethan. Oh, wow. Yeah. So I took her out in the shop with Ethan and Dax and Sean and Chad. So she had friends. I'm like, come here, come here, come here. Get dress over here.

SPEAKER_00 4:29

Y'all have got to come see this shit.

SPEAKER_03 4:31

Yeah. She's going to be madder than fuck if she finds out that we'd put that on the podcast.

SPEAKER_02 4:35

It's okay. Good thing she doesn't listen. Yeah. It'd be funny if all of a sudden, like, she never told us for years, but she's always listened. And all of a sudden you played it. She comes in and just fucking decks you. Yeah. That'd be awesome. But I know it's not going to happen. She's not happy.

SPEAKER_03 4:49

Um, it's been a it's it really hadn't been that bad of a week less.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

It really hasn't. No. It's been I mean, besides the rain. I mean. Fucking rain, man. We're turned into Florida.

SPEAKER_03 5:02

I'm an excellent driver. No, not that rain, man. Just rain, comma, man. Um, what do we got to talk about, Jimmy? Um Jimmy likes working in the rain.

SPEAKER_02 5:14

Fuck that shit. Holy fuck, dude. There you go. Like, I I literally Oh, I knew I was gonna get any vote. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm seeing Oh, oh, and you're talking about it right now. Kinda, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. There it is. Yeah. But anyway, yeah, so I show up to work and as I like to say, uh Fabrication Overflow Bay number one was taken. So then I tried to go over to Fabrication Overflow Bay number two. They call it my bay. But anyway. Understood. And there was shit in it. So I was like, well, guess I'm not working. And then I was like, no, I got some shit to do. Yeah. Fuck it. So I'll put a rain poncho on. That didn't really help. My feet are still sopping wet. Even the tops are fucking still wet. You're gonna have to put your shoes in the oven.

SPEAKER_04 6:07

Hmm.

SPEAKER_02 6:08

I never thought of that. It would work.

SPEAKER_03 6:10

Or microwave. That way they won't cook.

SPEAKER_01 6:13

Whatever. I think it has to be. That'll make your food smell great tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 6:16

No, I I like that. I like I like your like you should put them in the microwave. You know, steel tail. Oh, they're steel toe. Yeah, yeah. I mean, they might be composite, but still. There's probably something holding it. So I gotta address something.

SPEAKER_03 6:30

Air fryer. What? Well, we we talked about the hangout just a second ago. Yeah. So made a post yesterday or whatever day. Said no more Wednesday night hangouts. We're not doing the hometown hangouts anymore. Right. Um as I've and I'm not gonna go off on a tangent this time, I promise. As I normally have been on tangents the last two or three episodes about the car culture on the east side of the Trinity River. Sucks balls. Okay. Competitions. Everything's a competition. Yes. Everything. Yeah. Including Wednesdays. Right. This yeah. My friend bought chrome. I'm gonna buy more chrome. Yeah, and that's okay. That's kind of always been the hot rod thing. Yeah. Right. My buddy got some yellow Lakewood traction bars. I'm gonna buy chrome ones. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 7:14

Yeah, yeah, no, 100%.

SPEAKER_03 7:15

I was just thinking about it. Oh, you got oh, you got L50 15s? I'm gonna put N5015s on my car. Nah. You know what I mean? Like, it's just it's always been that way. Um But we we decided, since there were so many Wednesday night deals happening, that kind of people just don't know where to fucking go anymore. And we only started ours because the Buckies one got taken away. And we were like, for two weeks, nobody had anywhere to go. So we're like, fuck it, we'll we'll open one.

SPEAKER_04 7:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:43

We'll we got a parking lot and a little bit of a following. We'll we'll open one. And last that was last year.

SPEAKER_04 7:49

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 7:49

And it was busy last year. Oh yeah, we packed it out. I mean, 100 cars, 80 cars. It was nothing to have 60, 70 cars here. Yep. Every every single Wednesday. This year I think that's happened twice. And that's rained a lot. Yeah. So that's kind of kept people away from coming too. Yeah. But we um it's been more like 15 to 25, right? Um, and we've had a killer food truck out here again, and they're buying $300 worth of food, and I'll just say it, they profited $21 last week. Oh, yeah. That's not gonna work. At least luckily they paid for the food. You know what I mean? Yeah. But that's not worth that's not worth them coming.

SPEAKER_02 8:30

No, fuck no.

SPEAKER_03 8:31

But also, like for us to have the hangout night and record at the same time, somebody, whether it's Les or somebody else, we gotta have somebody outside handling cars, you know, or somebody wants merchandise or whatever while we're recording, that we gotta have somebody out there. So there's people that are here from eight o'clock in the morning-ish, ish, ish, whatever. 8 15's the new eight, whatever. That's fine. Um to and then they're here until at least we get done recording before they go home, and then I'll take over outside or whatever. But typically they stay, you know, right, and they put up cars when it's over, and we're making people do that, and the food trucks not making money. Really, none of the people that are coming go to love it or lose it for anything. They're not tattoo or piercing kind of cats. You know what I mean? They still got like boat uh ship anchors tattooed on their arms from the war. Just you know what I mean. Oh, yeah, no. There's a ship anchor that has mom on it. Yeah, and you know what I'm saying? Um there's a reason that there's a thing called traditional tattoos. Yeah. Right? 100%. Okay. So ugly as fuck. So um we were like, you know what? What the hell is that? Oh. That's not the phone. I think it's the air conditioner. It's the fucking air compressor.

SPEAKER_02 10:05

It's the fucking jets in the air.

SPEAKER_03 10:08

It's the air compressor.

SPEAKER_02 10:09

Ooh, squirrel.

SPEAKER_03 10:10

Anyway, that was weird sounding.

SPEAKER_02 10:11

Yeah, it fucked with me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:13

Way before it fucked with you. Yeah. That was weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we decided that, you know what, we're we're just gonna do what Chuck Stanfield does and what other people on the Tarrant County side do. We're just gonna go to once a month. Yeah. We'll and then we'll pick a different day. And we can make it on a weekend that it doesn't affect Smashed and Loaded if they want to come. If they don't, we'll find somebody that does. I'm not gonna be mad if they don't want to. Um but so I was like, okay, so let's do Fridays.

SPEAKER_02 10:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:44

And then we're like, well, let's do second Friday. So we're gonna do second Friday of the month, and now it's called the Rodden Style Cruise In.

SPEAKER_02 10:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 10:52

Um presented by the Village Idiots Car Club at Hometown Hot Rodder Garage. So it includes all three brands. But also it it gets the crowd coming from everybody. And for some reason I put a K Wiz logo on the band on the flyer. Right. Because it looked cool. It looked like there's gonna be it looks like there's gonna be a radio station here.

SPEAKER_01 11:11

Right.

SPEAKER_03 11:12

And there is K Wiz.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

K Wiz. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:15

K Wiz. See, Jimmy did it that time, y'all not me. Uh the whiz. Anyway. The whiz. Um But I made this post. And when I talk about how things on this side are always competitive, and people are hoping you fall, people are hoping you trip, right? For whatever reason, there's a bunch of people with crying faces, and they're like, man, that sucks, and blah, blah, blah.

SPEAKER_02 11:36

And yeah, that was my my favorite comment. My favorite comment about all that was Ah, I really liked it. Can you guys move one over to Caddo area? And I'm like Matter of fact, there is one in the Caddo area.

SPEAKER_03 11:51

There is one. Yeah. 18 and up only. Sorry. Is it 18? Sure. I thought it was like if you had your AARP card. Well, that's what it's supposed to be, just didn't want the youngsters. But yeah. I had heard that it was okay if youngsters took their squatted trucks and stuff over there.

SPEAKER_02 12:07

No kidding.

SPEAKER_03 12:08

Wow. Rock lights?

SPEAKER_02 12:10

What? That's what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_03 12:11

Take them all. All of them. Take them all. Anyway. We're doing Thursdays. Um, but anyhow. So they uh they um there's a lot of people that were, you know, man, I hate that. Where where you been? Yeah. You know, oh don't don't stop doing it. Where where you been? Yeah, where are you? Yeah. Where you be? Where you bees at? Where are you?

SPEAKER_02 12:37

What's funny is I see I see some of the comments, yeah, and I'm like, who are these people?

SPEAKER_03 12:41

Yeah. Well where you wh when are you here? Yeah. I mean, it's it's not free. No. It's not free to run the lights, it's not free to run the ACs, it's not free to have people here, it's not free to lose merchandise that walks out the door that we don't count. And you know what I'm saying? So, and it's not free for the burger guys to be here. Uh, but it costs them money. It does. Uh, fortunately, it didn't cost us any money because they don't want to put a minimum requirement on somebody because they know that well, you may not make it. Yep. You know what I mean? Yeah. Um, I mean, it 15 on a at an average of call it seventeen dollars an order, because people people some people buy higher shit or whatever. Yeah, uh it don't take a long time to get to $302 or whatever they sold. That's not very many burgers. So most of these cats that come to this, it's past their eating time anyway. Oh yeah. Right? Because they eat during matlock matlock and then they come to the hang out. Like 4 30. Right. Yeah. Right. You know, blubies. What was that beef? What's that beef placing garlic? Oh, is that right? Is it beef eaters?

SPEAKER_04 13:49

Beef eaters.

SPEAKER_03 13:50

I know what you're talking about. I think it's beef eaters. Beef eaters. I think where? Garland.

SPEAKER_02 13:58

Where?

SPEAKER_03 13:59

Uh uh um that would be what the fuck are you doing? You're talking about golden corral. Nope. Nope, nope, you said beef eaters. I think that's what it's called. I think I'm not retarded. Hold on. Uh beef.

SPEAKER_01 14:16

Uh that's kind of what I am. A beef eater? You are. Yeah. You are. Moo or moon.

SPEAKER_03 14:26

Um must not be beef eaters. Yeah, well. No, hold on. It's something. If you spelt the whole motherfucker there. But it's something like that. Just hang on. It hold on. Stand by, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 14:42

Is it a massage partner now?

SPEAKER_03 14:44

How about uh okay, beef house. Sorry. Beefhouse. Beefhouse. Never heard of it? I don't know if I've been at a hamburger place.

SPEAKER_01 14:52

3110 Saturn Road. Yeah, that's a hamburger place. Is it? Yeah. Is it good? Right there at 78. Everybody says it is. I ain't never eat it. I ain't gonna. It's right there by that old sonic. Yeah, I mean that banana pudding picture says I ain't eating there. What the hell is that?

SPEAKER_00 15:10

That's banana pudding, sir.

SPEAKER_01 15:12

Supposedly that's not the banana pudding my mom made.

SPEAKER_00 15:15

That's fucking grits with vanilla wafers stuck in.

SPEAKER_03 15:18

That's grit. I mean, nah. Nah. No. No. Are them green beans? It looks like out the can. Look at that lettuce. That shit's been that ain't even green. That's coleslaw. Not a burger. I ain't eating there. I got a cool sign. Oh, I know what you're talking about. I didn't even know that was a place you could eat. I didn't know it was open 24-7, so I take that back. I may try it sometime.

SPEAKER_02 15:44

Well, yeah, if there's nothing else open.

SPEAKER_01 15:48

Oh, that isn't that's not the same place I'm talking about. I know, yeah. Okay. See, I thought it was beef. No, I I've eaten there at like three o'clock in the morning. Oh, it is. Yeah. It's good if you're fucked up. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 15:59

Yeah. Well, he don't eat he don't eat fucking uh jack and box tacos.

SPEAKER_03 16:04

Yeah. So at this um uh you won't eat jacket box tacos, will you? You won't. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_02 16:10

Yeah, dude. That's the best hangover. Fucking taquitos are better.

SPEAKER_03 16:14

Yeah. Yeah, taquitos are better. So um Damn, that sounds good. Fucking hang out. We might go to breakfast tomorrow. I won this morning. We might go to breakfast tomorrow. Um so there's one cat, right? There's one dude that all he did was put a laughing emoji. Because it's funny that we're canceling our hangout. Like it's not hurting us, so whatever he thinks he's laughing at, it's it's void. Yeah, I don't know. We're not doing it because we're going broke because we don't make money doing it anyway. Yeah. We didn't do it for the money. We didn't make no money.

SPEAKER_01 16:49

Could it be they didn't have their glasses on? No, this is not that old of a cat. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 16:55

Uh so not the anchor. His his name rhymes with poker face. That's really good. I told you his real name, right? Burt Reynolds movie about uh NASCAR driver. Anyway, it rhymes with poker face. Somebody will get that. Yeah. Somebody I don't even have to say it. But anyway, he's got a really cool profile picture.

SPEAKER_02 17:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 17:14

He's got a newer Dodge Challenger. Ooh. White one. No. Stock, probably plastid dip black wheels. What? Right? With an AI'd parachute coming off the back of it like it's at the drag strip.

SPEAKER_02 17:26

Nah. Yeah. What? Bro, I'm telling you, dude, that 36% fucking balls ass. Yeah, poker face.

SPEAKER_03 17:33

So poker face, this one's for you. Um, and all 316 of your fucking friends, or whatever it was. I I looked. Um we're not canceling the hangouts because we're going under or because nobody was coming. We still have people. We still had more people than you probably would have at a wedding if you got married. Um, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 17:57

Um no, I'm sure the groom would have a lot more too. That's funny. Sorry. That's funny. Sorry.

SPEAKER_03 18:08

Yeah. His name's not really poker in the face, by the way. Oh. Oh, it'd be Pokemon. Yeah. So um we're we're doing this because we're gonna support other hangout nights and cruise nights and cruise ins. One of the older ones. Yes. One of it's been around for 40 fucking years. Um the uh what do they call themselves? Something nights, right?

SPEAKER_01 18:31

The holy shit.

SPEAKER_03 18:34

Is it Dalrock Nights? Dowrock Nights or 66 Nights, Route 66. Route 66 or Highway 66 Nights. Highway 66 Knights. I believe that's what it is. Anyway, they don't we have a hat? Uh we used to have a hat. It's in the cabinet somewhere. Um they have um a cruise night that goes on every single Thursday night.

SPEAKER_02 18:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:53

Um, it used to be fairly big. It was it was honestly one of the first cruise ends that we ever went to. The one at Dow Rockin' '66 in Raoulette.

SPEAKER_02 19:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:01

We went there, we used to go there every week. Your shipbox broke down. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:04

Yeah. Right in the middle of the fucking yeah. No, I know.

SPEAKER_03 19:07

We had to push you out of Highway 66. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:09

Yeah. Yeah. No, I remember that. That screw came out of that fucking distributor.

SPEAKER_03 19:13

Slightly sketchy. But anyway, we're going to do something that is foreign to this side of the Trinity River. God, I wish I saw that car. That car was cool. We're we're going to go support another cruise night and we're going to help grow another cruise night. Yeah. Um, instead of people going, I just went to one last night at Hometown Hot Rodder. I don't want to go to this one. You know what I mean? Or us. Man, we were at fucking cruise night until 10 30. I don't feel like being out again tonight. You know what I mean? We can now we can start recording at five o'clock. Yeah. We can be done. I can put this shit on the internet. We can go home, be home by eight at the latest. Fuck. If that. Yeah. And and now we got the energy to go to Rowette. The only thing that sucks about going to the one in Rowette. What is it, Les? The only thing that sucks about going to Rowette.

SPEAKER_01 19:58

It's those fucking bugs over the fucking 67. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Coming home at night. You turn your lights out. I turn mine off every time. Oh, do you? If I come up when I'm it's not as bad. Yeah. But on that black truck. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 20:10

Oh my god. Yeah, I'm sure it's speckled. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:14

It's no clear coat. I mean, it's on.

SPEAKER_02 20:16

Yeah, yeah, it's there.

SPEAKER_03 20:17

God dang. I uh I turned my headlights off coming across the bridge. I'm like, I'd rather explain it to a cop. Yep. What are you what your headlights aren't working? No, sir, they're working. I could see just fine, but uh bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 20:32

I'm sorry. Sorry. And your lights are attracting them right now, sir. Yeah, would you mind turning them off? Yeah. Can you can you turn yours off too?

SPEAKER_03 20:40

As he's spotting them. Yeah. Exactly. They're bad during the summer. Yeah. Um, but that meat. Look, man, I'll just I'll be honest, because even even Gene will tell you, you know, the guys that started that meat way, way back when, most of them have passed away.

SPEAKER_01 20:55

Yeah. You got Sam, you got Tom, Danny. And after them two passed away, Danny took it over underneath his wing and grew it a little bit more, I guess. It was big for a while. And then Danny passed away, and from there, it just kind of petered out.

SPEAKER_03 21:09

I've been there. Oh, I've been there at times that there was probably 40, 50 cars. Like there were people overflowed into the go in the grocery store parking lot. Yep. You know what I mean? Or over to the side into the Wendy's parking lot.

SPEAKER_01 21:19

You couldn't even drive through the center of it. Yeah, cars parked there.

SPEAKER_03 21:21

Yeah, because that Wendy's is the worst Wendy's in the state of Texas to try to eat at. Yeah, pretty good. It's fucking horrible. But there's a lot of other restaurants right there too that you can go eat at. We walk over to Burger Island almost every time we go. Um because the pizza burger is badass. But and the chicken sandwich was good too. It's really good. Grilled chicken sandwich. Um and for whatever reason, tater tots and mustard. Every time I go there, I don't know why. And mustard. Mustard. I don't know. I don't just that's the only place I do it. If I get tater tots and I dip them in mustard at Burger Island, I don't know. But it's good though. Mm-hmm. Mustard. But so we're so poker face. Weird. We're supporting other car people and not hoping that they trip and not laughing because we think something bad happened. Yeah, I don't understand people. The cocksuckers. Stroke. Oh. I almost fucked up and called him Stroker Ace. My bad. Wow. That'd make you a boot-licking Nazi. You're just a fucking asshole, dude. I don't know what to tell you, man. We're actually doing it to be cool and kind and let other people grow their Wednesday night ones if they want. And we're going to go support the Thursday night ones, and now we're going to have second Friday of every month. We're going to have a big shindig here. Fenders are welcome. Food trucks are welcome. More than one food truck's welcome. Bring options if you want. We don't care. Once a month, that gives everybody time to plan every month. We can have people coming from different areas. Me and Brian Hall were talking about doing something. Love it or lose, it can offer some specials that night because it's planned out. Bro, and it's going to be hot.

SPEAKER_02 23:01

I bet you a thirst trap would be perfect out here.

SPEAKER_03 23:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:04

Honestly. Yeah. It would be absolutely amazing. 100%. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:10

You have to see that. That place is great.

SPEAKER_02 23:14

Yes, those drinks are great. And pretty big. Yeah. Yeah. Yep.

SPEAKER_03 23:20

Cool. Yeah. It's a cool place. Uh there with her mom, too. We might even sell rod soap. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:30

I don't think that's what it's called.

SPEAKER_03 23:32

Uh oh yeah, paha mehor. There you go. My bad. Um that's a funny one. Jeremy will hear this in the morning because he will listen to the show. Um he's like, God damn it.

SPEAKER_02 23:40

I hate to tell you this, please. But but you need to you need to print out an equal amount of stickers. Yes. So one that says that, and then another one that's the actual one that Jeremy sent you. Yeah, that one was funny. That would be funny.

SPEAKER_03 23:55

It was, yeah, it would. So anyway. I won't go into too much detail. No, no. No. Um Baha Mehore.

SPEAKER_02 24:04

Down hand wipes. Down with censorship. Down with censorship. Oh, gee collie. Yeah. Anyhow. Anywho. Anywho. Anywho.

SPEAKER_03 24:17

Um what else? Next down the knitting circle? I guess a little bit of a show recap real quick, and then we can start talking about some other shit. Uh Sunday, this past Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday? Sunday. Uh Hazelwood Hot Rods had an open car show at Ford's Garage. Very awesome. Did you go to Rallette Saturday first?

SPEAKER_01 24:38

No.

SPEAKER_03 24:38

You didn't go? Okay, so there's nothing to recap other than they had 175 cars. Right. There's a lot of cars. Yeah, I heard there was a lot. Yeah. They said it was a very good show. Yeah. I just had promised Brooke that I wouldn't car show on Saturday last week. So, and I knew I was going to be kicking, getting my ass kicked on Sunday. Yeah. And I did. Great show. Ride at 100 cars, 97, 98 cars. Right. It was a full class show. About all I got to say about that. Yep. There was a lot of awards. There's a lot of awards. Jimmy had to take the photographs with all the award winners because I was fucking Oh no. I was, I couldn't do it. Normally I do it. Right. Jeremy called him out.

SPEAKER_02 25:23

No, no, no. So we're so I'm sitting under this fucking canopy. I'm just standing there. I'm sporting. Hey, Brian's talking, whatever. We're talking to hometown, hi Roder, and all that stuff. And I got my hands up on the canopy. All of a sudden he's like, and I'm just gonna turn it over to Jeremy and Jimmy. And I flip around and look at everybody, and I'm like, I we didn't discuss this shit. Just like that. So then we'll fast forward to actually giving out the awards. Yeah. So Spencer, bless his heart. Hey, he helped you out. He was he was doing good. Yeah. But there were points of which he couldn't understand that when you go three, two, one, you don't go two, three. So there's a point I look over and I know it's the third, and he reaches for a uh a fucking second place, and I'm like, There's less fucking second place than everybody else. Oh and I'm like, fuck, he's fucked up. Oh my god, this so I'm like, hey, when you get to one, go to three, huh? I go to new. Oh, okay. And I'm like, oh motherfucker. Like in my head, I'm like panic, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's your fucking award and all that. They had extras. And I was like, oh, they have Eshra. But then I started looking, I'm like, okay, I think he I think he did right. That Eshra Prax. Yeah. Yeah, but that was pretty cool. Yeah. It was pretty cool.

SPEAKER_03 26:44

Um, dude, look. It was hot and the crowd was old, but mostly the crowd was just blah. Like, yeah. And nobody was, they were just kind of zombie walking.

SPEAKER_02 27:00

Well, we sold all the hand soap.

SPEAKER_03 27:01

It it kind of always is at the show.

SPEAKER_01 27:04

Everybody just sits by their car.

SPEAKER_03 27:06

They don't really They were just zombie walking, so I felt the need to kick it up a notch. Yeah. And and get a little louder and get a little funnier and make a few more jokes. Apparently, a few too many of certain kinds of jokes. Right. But whatever. Um, and and it started living people up, and people started getting out, moving around, and coming to the booth and hanging out and joking around.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

And they're only mad at it because they're not getting it or giving it.

SPEAKER_03 27:26

Word. Um 50-50 uh got up to 940, almost a thousand bucks. Yeah. Um, or nine hundred, it got to nine hundred. Oh, yeah. That's right. It wasn't even nine hundred. Um for special, like to get people to start coming, and like, hey, first two people to come up and do a hundred dollars for the fifty-fifty, you get to wrap Dewey the Dooley instead of your own car. And that's three hundred tickets, come to find out. Yeah. Yeah. 300 tickets to wrap the dooley. Damn it. So uh it worked. We got a couple people to come do it and you know, basically sold Jeremy and Ellen out of 50-50 tickets before it was over with. Yeah. Um we did a thing for military for you know, it's Memorial Day, so you can't really you can't bring the dead guys up to thank 'em. Right. So you bring the veterans up and you thank the veterans, right? Um we did it 19 of them. Uh oh wow. Yeah, 19 of them. Yeah. We did um Jeremy decided to do uh oldest an award for the oldest vet. So he had a plaque and everything. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:29

And I and that guy, uh that guy took took three counting that one.

SPEAKER_03 28:34

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But um it was a tie for oldest vet and $200. A plaque and $200. It was a tie. Yeah, it was a tie between that old man and Big Joe Maxwell. Yeah. Oh, cool. Yeah. Um, but uh by the months, the other old guy won. Yep. Other other guy was older. Right. Um, so but he was it was cool though. It was. Yeah. 81 years old.

SPEAKER_01 28:56

So Joe Joe brought the vet down?

SPEAKER_03 28:58

No, they brought Big Joe's black car, the 37. Right, convertible. Um yeah, he was gonna bring the the vet, but his dad hates riding in it. And doesn't like the top down, and Joe wants top down. So of course. Oh yeah. So they rode in the car with AC, and which I get it. That's a long way. Oh, yeah. For 81 years old, I get it. That's a lot of racket in that convertible. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. It drives me insane. Yes. Yeah, it would drive me crazy. I'd rather have the top down on it.

SPEAKER_01 29:26

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The yellow one don't. The yellow one, it's supported better. Yeah, the yellow one don't. It's tight.

SPEAKER_03 29:36

Um, but show was good. I mean, yeah. No, it was it was real good. Um shout out to everybody that came by the booth. Yeah. Hung out. We sold a bunch of merchandise. Yeah. I think we only have one vanity plate left. Damn it. I think that's all I got left. I think I gotta order some more.

SPEAKER_01 29:52

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 29:54

Um, I don't know if we sold stickers or not. We got I'm not sure. We get a display case or something for stickers. Uh I that's a good idea. Piece of plexiglass. Mm-hmm. Stick the stickers to it, write the price on it. Yeah. That's the way to do that. Yeah. Buy that Lowe's depot.

SPEAKER_02 30:09

That's the way to do that. Just get a piece of plexiglass and stuff I need to look around and see if we have any like fucking displays sitting at that sitting at the shop that they don't need. Yeah. Yeah. Because we do a lot of acrylic.

SPEAKER_03 30:19

I bet. Everybody knows that we don't normally enter our cars in shows when when we when we're when we have the booth, and especially not when I'm MCN. I usually don't enter the cars. Right. Um I just had a little I felt a little froggy and I decided to enter the Thunderbird in original.

SPEAKER_01 30:36

It's a customer's car, so right.

SPEAKER_03 30:39

Right. Uh but I let Clayton Clayton drove the duoley. Right. I let Clayton enter the Dooley in whatever the age range a truck was that it fit in. Whatever it was.

SPEAKER_02 30:49

Um It was funny. I walked up and they're writing it down. I go. So are those is that the age bracket? And Jeremy just busts out laughing.

SPEAKER_03 31:01

Yeah. But yeah. Um Thunderbird did not win. Sorry, I was about to burp. Uh Thunderbird did not did not win. Uh, but oh Dewey. Dewey took first place in that. Yeah. And there was several trucks in that class. Right. Yeah, there was. Oh Dewey. Look, man, she ain't the prettiest thing. No, she's cool as fuck. The inside's gorgeous. Her guts. The interior of that truck's nice. And as long as the guts are good, I'm good.

SPEAKER_02 31:29

Yeah, I'm telling you right now, her guts are beautiful. Okay, and she got a big fat ass. Yeah. I love her.

SPEAKER_03 31:34

I like some good guts. That truck's got a road presence like no other. Oh, yeah. When that bitch pulled in the parking lot that morning, I was like, damn. Like it, the I drove. I drove the gay car. I was like, fuck that truck looks fucking bad, dude. But um what else did we do? Um Corey showed up from Bonsai Cruisers. Yeah. Uh Brian Denton showed up from Bonsai Cruisers. Yeah. Uh yeah. Fucking Sean Miles showed up. Bro. Um his whole family. Whole family. Um, yeah. A whole family showed up in his fucking beautiful brand new fucking F 350 King Ranch Dooley. That bitch had 859 miles on it. I'm talking about brand new. Spanking new. And he was just coming to hang out and say hi for a little while, and he parked next to Dewey. And I'm like, you know, you're parked in the show stuff, right? And he's like, Do I need to move it? I'm like, no, you need to go over there and give them 20 bucks and hang out with us for the day. And he goes, All right, I can do that. He literally looked and said, Well, I paid $20 for a parking space. I was like, no, you're gonna win, player. He won. Yeah, he did.

SPEAKER_01 32:45

He won. Yeah. Does anybody not win? You get a trophy.

SPEAKER_00 32:54

You're gonna make me do it.

SPEAKER_01 32:55

You get a trophy. I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_00 32:58

And you get a trophy. I seen a motherfucker on a skateboard win.

SPEAKER_01 33:04

Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 33:06

Mini truck, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:07

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 33:12

I'm being really, really selective and careful because I don't want to piss nobody off. I ain't paying about that. But you gotta know your you gotta know your vehicles better, homie. Um a mid-90s call whatever it is. An 88 to 98 OBS Chevrolet. While it may be low to the ground, it is not a mini truck. Come on, man. Don't any of your shit in that.

SPEAKER_01 33:40

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 33:40

No. Don't do that. Yeah, just I don't know. It ain't a really big deal. Just whatever. Nobody really worries about that.

SPEAKER_02 33:50

My whole thing is like when you go to a show, okay, if I go to a show and I got a full size, I got a I got a OBS short bed, low, I'm gonna have enough I'm gonna have enough balls to go. I know there's a bunch of fucking full size here. Mine looks little enough to be a mini truck. No, I'm I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I couldn't be that person.

SPEAKER_01 34:11

Here's what's we can give you one that's worse. Yeah. Well yeah, what happened to Kelly? Yeah. He won Best Rat Rod and his car wasn't even at the show.

SPEAKER_03 34:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:21

Huh?

SPEAKER_03 34:21

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 34:22

Our boss had to everybody vote for his car. We didn't bring it. It wasn't there. And then they called his name. Oh. And he won. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 34:31

And he had to go in front of everybody. Yes. That also probably 50 to 80% of those people knew that his car wasn't there. We never entered our cars again.

SPEAKER_03 34:40

He is and he is one of the most honorable people I've ever met. Yes, sir. I promise you, it tore his ass up having to deal with that. Wow. Yeah. I'm sorry I had to bring that up. Nope. All good. Yeah, no, no, you're good. He's gonna be listening to go. These motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_02 34:54

These motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_03 34:55

He knows I have no filter. Yeah. Well, and like I said, that he's one of the most. Does he listen?

SPEAKER_02 35:00

Yeah. Oh, he does? Yeah. We need to make a roadster.

SPEAKER_03 35:03

I'm gonna talk about that in a minute. Oh. Oh, it's coming. Don't worry. Oh. But um, because me and Les haven't had time to talk to him on the phone since since Monday. Yeah. Been busy. And Les has been hurting.

SPEAKER_01 35:16

Yeah. That's that's for like the past month.

SPEAKER_03 35:20

Yeah. So I don't know, man. I I mean I'm excited for a change in the car culture. I'm excited for us to do some shit different. Um, but yeah, the show went great, dude. It was good. Yeah. Uh I'm glad. So Jeremy is not gonna be doing all of his shows as full-class shows. Okay. He's he's moving to a top, a top deal with specialty trophies. Okay. Um, it's just better. It does. It it works out way better. Look, man, Jeremy's shows are starting to get some variety in them. Like you're getting mini trucks now, right? And before there weren't very many local car shows that would get mini trucks. No. No. Um, and that's a big part of our culture. Like, mini trucking has just as much fabrication as it is hot rods do. Oh, yeah. Sometimes more. And a lot of hot riders started out as mini truckers. Yeah. So it's cool to see mini trucks coming back around. I think it's fucking rad. Also, something else that I wouldn't have guessed that shows you that Jeremy's getting variety, is Corey Colgrove brought his excursion.

SPEAKER_02 36:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:18

His bagged excursion. Right. Bitch lays out on fucking running boards. Right. Um, Rad. He's like, what do I put it in? I was like, fucking lowrider. Yeah. You I mean, you're gonna guarantee a fucking win on that deal. That's a bagged fucking excursion. Put that bitch in lowrider. Yeah, and there won't be any low riders here.

SPEAKER_01 36:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:36

Because four. Four. That was a lot. I mean, that's a lot. I mean, but there was four fucking three impollas and something else. Yeah. Yeah. And and then Corey's. I was like, ah, bro, my bad. You you you might not have won. Um, but yeah, there was a lot of people we know. Um, there was a bunch of oh, this is cool. And shout out and I mean this from the bottom of my heart. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you to all of y'all people out there. Jeremy calls me Saturday because I drove to Plano early, because I took the Thunderbird, and I didn't want to be dealing with that bitch at six o'clock in the morning if it broke down because he's gonna get all this rest. Yeah, well, with yeah, whatever. Um, I didn't sleep where the fuck. Anyway, uh that car hadn't seen a signal lighter in interstate probably since Reagan was president. So I was like, man, this is his first journey over 10 miles. I'm gonna leave Saturday and get a room. Right. Car did fucking great, by the way. But anyway, Jeremy called me. He goes, hey man, I had uh somebody call me because he always puts his phone numbers on his flyers and stuff. Somebody called and said, Hey, we heard that you got a show tomorrow at Ford's Garage. He's like, Yeah, we do. He goes, Well, uh, my wife was telling me that she heard from somebody that there's gonna be a magazine there um taking pictures of cars and stuff like that. And Jeremy's like, magazine? He's like, Yeah, some hot rod magazine or something. He goes, Well, Rodden Styles gonna be there with selling merchandise and Brian's MC and the show, and the guys from the podcast are probably gonna be there. He goes, Yeah, that was who it was. Right. He's like, that's who it was. And he goes, Well, yeah, they'll be there. I don't know if they're doing anything for a magazine yet, but but just just the fact that the name's getting out there and people are asking, yeah, yeah, it's fucking awesome. Yeah, that's badass. Um, and it also made it to where I had Spencer go around because he's good at it. I was like, you know the the basic vibe of Rodden style. Go start taking a bunch of pictures of cars that fit the vibe and make sure that you get pictures of the Blues Brothers car. Because it was a real deal movie car from the Blues Brothers. Oh, yeah. It's fucking cool. And that big ass speaker works. Oh, does it? Yep, yeah. It sure does. It's yeah, it's terrible, but it works. Yeah, well, as it should sound terrible. Absolutely. Um, it reminds me of two things. First of all, the movie, because I've seen the movie, but it also reminds me of Back to the Future, you know, when he goes back in time and that speaker's on top of that station wagon. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, re-elect mayor, red, whatever. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 39:01

Um, I'm gonna clean up this town.

SPEAKER_03 39:03

Good. You can start by sweeping floors.

SPEAKER_01 39:05

I was watching it the other day. I never realized in the background all the porn chops that's in the back to the future. Back to the future. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:15

If you look, 1985 the theater is an X-rated movie theater. That's that's the first one, right? Yes, yes. Okay, so I was on the set of the second one, not like in it.

SPEAKER_03 39:24

Oh, that's the one with the hoverboards and shit, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a weird one.

SPEAKER_02 39:27

So, okay, but do you remember the dog in the first one? Uh-huh. He had the dog. That motherfucker is so god dang smart, you can tell that son bitch whatever to do, and it would do it. Einstein? Yeah, Einstein. Thank you. The name's Einstein. Yeah. No, this motherfucker, hey, you would you would sit there and like when when he wasn't on there on the set, you know, like filming. I I was playing with him.

SPEAKER_03 39:47

You thought they're smoking a cigarette and the paper and shit?

SPEAKER_02 39:49

But yeah, that son bitch was cool as shit. No, it's fucking funny. Uh, what's his name? Christopher Lloyd. So I sat down because they were they were filming way off in the distance. Oh, so you really yeah, I was a kid. My my my nanny that my grandparents fucking paid, right? Her friend was the sound person. So they walked me out there and they're like, hey, Jimmy, if you want to watch for a minute, just sit right here. So I sit down. I don't know where I'm sitting. I sit down, and all of a sudden Christopher Lloyd comes up and sits next to me, and he goes, Boy, what are you doing? How are you doing? Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. And I'm like, I'm sorry, I go to jump down. He goes, No, sit back there. He goes, uh he says, Michael doesn't need to sit down, or something like that. It was funnier than shit, but I was like, Oh, you're sitting Michael J. Fox's? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:31

Could have bounced out of it anyway.

SPEAKER_02 40:33

But it was like the the whole dreams. My bad. That was good. That was good. Thanks. Your whole dreams of cinema and all that shot. 100% shot. When you see Michael J. Fox come around on fucking strings, and you're like, really? Yep. And then all of a sudden, like in the space part where they would drive and they had the little launch deal and they'd go off into the sky, yeah, and that fucking car goes and then fucking stops. Not even off the fucking ramp, just stops. Yeah. Yeah, fuck all that shit. Fucking I didn't believe any of that shit anyway. Fucking Hollywood. This is gay. This is stupid. Um, so I sat I sat right in front of the ice cream shop in the 50s version. Oh, for real? Yeah, yeah. I was sitting right there. So I have a question for y'all. Back to the future, one or three? You know what's funny is I like both of them.

SPEAKER_03 41:23

I like three a lot.

SPEAKER_02 41:24

Three was uh it it was it was like a left field one, but it was Is that the one where he comes to Old Western? Yeah, yeah. That was a good one. I was good at that one. I like the three.

SPEAKER_01 41:34

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:35

One's great, one's great, but usually it was good. Usually when there's a trilogy, one and three is great. Yeah, I mean, look at the karate kid. One and three. True.

SPEAKER_03 41:44

One for sure, but I think what you're saying. Um yeah, they're both way better than Cobra Kai.

SPEAKER_02 41:51

Wow. Fucking wow. Wow. And how much work did uh fucking Macho have to do to keep him looking like he was fucking 12? Isn't that weird?

SPEAKER_03 41:59

It's very fucking weird. He's like Dick Clark.

SPEAKER_02 42:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:03

What you don't know Dick Clark is?

SPEAKER_02 42:05

Oh yeah. He died though. Yes, yeah. I mean, whatever, but I'm saying he looked young for his entire fucking eating babies. Huh? What said eating babies?

SPEAKER_03 42:15

Oh, that's shit. Like sucking gay? No. Oh. That's what you're calling him gay. You said eating babies, not drinking babies. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 42:23

My bad. Koo or cuckoo or some shit like that. You can get this respiratory thing from eating babies.

SPEAKER_03 42:30

Okay then.

SPEAKER_02 42:31

Yeah, there's this whole fucking thing. I had to fucking fact check it. They were saying that Ellen.

SPEAKER_01 42:35

I've never swallowed no babies.

SPEAKER_02 42:37

Yeah. Was was fucking came down with some respiratory thing that only cannibals can get. And they wrote this whole thing. I'm like, bullshit. I'm like, fuck yeah, I'd get on there and immediately it says it was a hoax. I'm like, fuck. So not that I wanted her to eat babies. I'm just saying it would have been fucking great because it would be typical that she's a lesbian and she's eating babies otherwise.

SPEAKER_03 43:00

You could have just stayed straight, bitch. You could have just stayed straight. What's her wife? Who's her wife?

SPEAKER_02 43:07

Oh, and Anne Hesh? No, no, that was. Okay, was. Oh, there's a whole fucking you should you should look that fucking thing up. So that Anne Hetch or whatever has been going on a fucking like a uh fucking rant over the shit that fucking Ellen did to her while they were fucking together. Frozen dildos and shit? No, no, like like fucking abusive shit. Yeah, I heard she was a nutbag. Yeah, like like fucking crazy shit. Really?

SPEAKER_01 43:32

Yeah. Oh, her own crew after they shut the show down. Everybody, everybody's like, oh wow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:38

Oh wow. Yeah. Yeah, off the deep end. Kind of stories you think Oprah's crew's got. Yeah. I don't know, but can you imagine the fucking Jeep parking lot out front? Maybe some sewers. Nothing but piles of sand. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:51

Try to see who can park coolest. Yeah. Um fucking ducks everywhere.

SPEAKER_02 43:55

Oh, as soon as I went, huh, I could see her.

SPEAKER_03 43:57

Me and Les found the other day we were at Summit. At the cashier's thing where they got the line where there's all kinds of little bullshit you can buy. Fucking ducks. Oh, yeah, yeah. Fucking ducks. A whole basket of fucking summit ducks. So that you could buy them for the Jeep people.

SPEAKER_02 44:11

I mean, I found some on TikTok. No, I found some on TikTok already. It's literally the duck body and a fucking dick. That's awesome. Yeah, it's funny. I walked up to Tyson's bomb. I'm like, think of you the other day. And she's like, okay. And I'm like, scroll. I saved it. Hold on. I'm like, there. And she goes, Is that a duck with a dick on it? I'm like, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:32

I think I'm gonna make a I think that's gonna be some merch. I'm gonna see if Printful has ducks. Ducks? Because they have Jeep Ducks. We're gonna make fucking hometown hot rider and riding style ducks. I'm fucking lying. I hope so. I'm I'm joking. Not really. I mean they'd have to have like wieners. Not really happening. I did make uh AirPod cases today. Yeah. They're on the website. Yeah. I bet they sell. Yeah, you should do ducks, but they all have butt cheeks. Huh?

SPEAKER_01 44:58

Did you do the sweat bands?

SPEAKER_03 45:00

No, they look terrible. They look terrible. You could do hair bands. Hold on, like like Richard Simmons? Yes. Why? And the bottles. I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm trying to do something for the chicks. And Leslie was like, absolutely. And I clicked the next picture and I went, or black dudes. Yeah. There's a black dude with one on.

SPEAKER_02 45:18

Oh, I thought you meant like there was hair picks too. Combs? Yeah. Hair comb. We could cut them. Dude, do they have do rags?

SPEAKER_03 45:31

Probably.

unknown 45:31

That'd be rad.

SPEAKER_02 45:32

Probably so.

SPEAKER_03 45:33

Make them look like the underwear. There's all kinds of shit. There's fucking hair ribbons and scrunchies, and you can make all of her print scrunchies and gotta be trying to get something.

SPEAKER_01 45:42

And we found patches.

SPEAKER_03 45:43

Oh, but they look like shit though. Oh, dude. All of our all of our artwork looked bad on them. I tried. But you could get patches. No kids.

SPEAKER_02 45:49

Patches? Patches? So that yeah, there used to be this chick that used to hang around uh over by my house when I was growing up. We called her patches because she'd like ripped her hair on fucking patches and shit like that. Jesus Christ. And then we'd throw, we we'd take if you drop coins and shit, she would, she would act like she didn't see them and she'd come back around and she'd fucking like pick them up and shit. But she'd pick them up and fucking uh like dollars, whatever you fucking did, she'd pick them up with something and she'd go into the miniards down on the corner and fucking go in the bathroom and wash it with soap and everything. Like this bitch is crazy. But yeah, we called her patches. Did she ever I don't know what her real name is? Did she ever walk up and y'all go Craig? No. Oh, she wasn't that kind of crackhead. No, no. Like she would, she would, yeah. She looked just like that. She dressed just like that girl, but no. Craig. Like her hair was missing.

SPEAKER_03 46:38

Uh I suck your dick for a crack rock.

SPEAKER_02 46:40

Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 46:42

Um, all right. A little bit of hot rod news. What's that? Well, for all those out there wondering and waiting to see when we're gonna start working on the old 39 again. Oh, God. Kelly, this is where you're gonna find this part out, too, because we haven't had a chance to call you. It's still being built. Yes. Yes. It's still a hometown hot rodder project. Yes. But it is now Jimmy Harrison's car. Yes. He said, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 47:09

Are they are all the pieces in one spot? Mm-mm. No, okay. I didn't. That's that I love builds like this.

SPEAKER_03 47:16

No, there's some in that building over yonder, and there's some bunch of it over there in those over yonder. Main it's all main parts are together. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 47:24

Sure. I mean body and front uh and chest. The body is on the frame. There you go. See? Yeah, that's all there is. It ain't bolted or nothing.

SPEAKER_03 47:30

No, it's just said I don't know how it got across the train. Yeah. I think the doors might be with it because they're welded to it.

SPEAKER_01 47:37

Yeah, they're welded to it.

SPEAKER_03 47:39

Um I mean, they might be there.

SPEAKER_01 47:42

We're gonna suicide those.

SPEAKER_02 47:43

Yeah. You still gotta suicide the doors. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, we're still gonna do all that work. Cool.

SPEAKER_03 47:49

So for what a lot of people don't understand this. And so I gotta explain all this because a lot of people don't get it. Um they know, they just don't think about it this way because you have another job. Yeah. But Jimmy, Jimmy and I started Hometown Hot Rodder together as a brand. The brand was born in our dining room at my house when Jimmy was living with me when he was getting divorced.

SPEAKER_02 48:14

Yeah. Guys, we we we uh we summoned this whole thing, uh, you know, mustered it up, uh, and I was in the fucking dark time of my life.

SPEAKER_03 48:24

Yeah, yeah. Uh but we but we started it then, and yeah, Jimmy has been here since day one, minus a little break. Yeah. A little intermission. Yeah, where I lost my motherfucking mind, but anyway. Yeah, yeah, it happens. Yeah. Um, it was a couple months. Yeah. It wasn't that long. But we patched shit up, yeah, and Jimmy came back bigger and badder than ever. Well, skinnier and batter than ever. Yeah. But whatever. Um the point is, is that like I told you, Jimmy's been with me on this whole thing this whole time that it's done nothing but cost and cost and cost and cost and cost and time, time away from home, going out of town, sometimes getting the trip covered, sometimes not getting the trip covered, but persistence, I guess you could say. Yeah. Um, here every week to record um at the shows a lot a lot more over the last few months. Trying. Going to the shows a lot more, getting and interacting with all y'all a little more. Um Jimmy's the the vision starting to he's starting to see it now. It my vision was cloudy for a while, but it's starting to make a little more sense. Um so the way I felt was that he's part of this company, even if he doesn't work in the shop, and Les and I talked about it, and Les agrees. Um, you're it when they say hometown hot rodder, it's typically one of the three of us or Tyson that they see in their mind. You know what I'm saying? Um, but it's been six years of you being by my side, and well, I got other projects going on anyway, so I feel like Jimmy needs a heart rod because he's never gonna fucking buy one because he's a cheap ass.

SPEAKER_02 50:04

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you understand that I've sat in my garage staring at the truck, not thinking that it's the truck sitting there, which I need to find the title so I can sell it and dump it in this motherfucker. But anyway. If anybody needs an F-150. Yeah, well, I gotta find the fucking title first. I don't know where the fuck it is. But anyway. No. No. But uh, but yeah, I was sitting there staring at it and I'm like, hmm. It's a fixable truck. Oh no, I was thinking about the car. Yeah. I've like totally omitted that that fucking truck was there, and I'm sitting there going, okay, what's all the free shit I can do first? Yeah. It's easy. Find all the parts first. Yeah, that yeah, that's true. I gotta make room.

SPEAKER_03 50:51

We know where everything's at, but we're all still gonna work on the car together. You're part of this company, whether you are here eight to five or not. You're you're part of Hometown Hot Rodder and always will be. So um I think it's the perfect place for that car to be. Cutting the fucking roof off.

SPEAKER_01 51:07

So I saw the pictures. I mean, yeah. It's a sexy looking car either way.

SPEAKER_02 51:13

Yeah. So I just I just think it would be so you wouldn't see it.

SPEAKER_03 51:19

The plan's always been to convert it from a five-window to a three-window in a hella, hella, hella chop.

SPEAKER_02 51:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:25

We got started on it. Okay. Well, I found out three, four months later, five months later, that Kelly and Zach didn't like the roof. Actually, I found out at Starbird, so it was damn near a year later. Yeah. That they don't like the roof. They wanted to scrap it all and start over anyway.

SPEAKER_02 51:39

And once they said it and I looked at it, I could see it makes completely.

SPEAKER_03 51:42

It makes perfect sense. Um, but we're kind of leaning towards thinking about it being a roadster. Yeah. Yeah. And adding a full ass back seat to it. Yeah. You can build it out of wood and upholster it pretty far. Yeah. That's not hard. Make it a wraparound. Yeah. I thought about that. Yeah. It won't be hard.

SPEAKER_02 52:01

I mean, poof. You know. Yeah, no, no, but but the idea of it, I just I just like the idea of, I mean, in hindsight, it's always gonna just be me in the fucking car.

SPEAKER_03 52:13

You know what I mean? Bullshit. I'm riding that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 52:16

I'm I'm just saying, like, like it'll always just be me. But if someone does, you know, a couple people did go with me, how cool would it be just lounged in like almost a couch in the back?

SPEAKER_03 52:25

Well, think about this, bro. If it's got like a wraparound sofa in it, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:28

And you're gonna be chauffeuring, people, all right.

SPEAKER_03 52:31

The difference between the distance between the front seats and that fucking backseat is a long goddamn ways, honestly. Is it?

SPEAKER_01 52:36

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:37

And if you're building a true ass custom, even if you're gonna build a roadster custom, how cool would it be to build like a fucking little round table kind of thing in between the front seats and the backseat? So like in the backseat, you've like at a show, suicide doors anyway.

SPEAKER_01 52:50

That back seat ain't that big.

SPEAKER_03 52:52

I bet it's bigger than you think it is. I bet it ain't. I bet two people can sit in it.

SPEAKER_01 52:56

Yeah, but I don't think there's a room for a table.

SPEAKER_03 52:58

Oh, I think there is. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. Make the well just make a console that moves back. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:04

But think about that. I see, and and that's where I was going in my head too, is I thought about doing like a full like center console and have same seats in front, back, oh yeah, and have it go all the way to the back somehow, and then I'm like, no, that's too modern in my head to go all the way back.

SPEAKER_03 53:20

Um, but a custom roadster. Custom with a K roadster. Yeah, that's fucking cool.

SPEAKER_02 53:27

And I need to figure out how how hard would it be? I know this I've I've literally gone down a rabbit hole like the last couple days. I'm sure you have. So, how hard is it to make it to where I could unclip the rear fender part and pull it off whole? Because I because I want I want my I want my fucking fender skirts to be one piece. Well, I was gonna mold them too. You just gotta drag it on take the fucking if it's got a flat, you're gonna have to haul it somewhere. Oh, I was gonna make it where you could fucking make it where you could unhook it and pull that fucking fender off. That's a lesion. Yeah, you're talking about it's doable. Everything's good. Yeah. Well, we'll I'll wait until the fucking thing doesn't look the way it does now. It's a pretty solid car. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:10

Yeah. That car's not bad. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 54:12

Um and I'm not gonna I'm not changing the fucking front suspension much. Right.

SPEAKER_03 54:18

We gotta find you a we gotta find you a uh we have to look at the car and see if we can do like a six-inch drop beam or something to get it lower. Yeah. Um, but I'm I I I think it'd be cool if you could leave it straight axle. Yeah. Um, I mean it's factory at an IFS car, but it's already there. Yeah. Um and he found some pretty cool motor mounts to replace the ones that are on there. They're pretty, they look pretty simple to do. Right.

SPEAKER_02 54:38

Yeah, that's what I was looking and I'm like, man, that looks simple as fuck. And all I did was look up the year of the car and go uh V8 motor mounts. Yeah, somebody's already engineered that.

SPEAKER_03 54:47

Yeah, yeah, he made he found one that's way better than what's there. Yeah. Um, but I I think I think this is gonna be cool. And there's things coming that it's really gonna help you. Oh there it was. Yeah, there's things coming that.

SPEAKER_02 55:08

The first one sounded way better.

SPEAKER_03 55:11

That's what's gonna be or the jingle. That's what's gonna be every every time you start looking at parts. Yeah, yeah. Um there's stuff coming that we need you to have a hot run. I know. We need you to have a hot run.

SPEAKER_02 55:24

Um we're Kelly's gonna be like, what are you doing at the air fryer? Don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_03 55:32

Yeah, I'm taking that with me. Um, we need you to have a hot run. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:38

Um I think dude, in the white and I and I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie, it doesn't make any sense for us to do what we do, and I'm consistently pulling up in my fucking Subaru around back. Well, I mean, whatever. It is what it is, but I mean, Subaru ain't even got a flash to it. It's got busts back window, you know what I mean? Yeah, so I it makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 55:59

It was a little weird showing up the iron horse with only two of us that had hot rods, yeah. And ever all the rest of the employees just didn't have really didn't. It's like, okay, these these guys ain't hot rodders, they're just they want to work in a hot rod shop.

SPEAKER_02 56:13

Yeah, they're mechanics, yeah. Well, ish, kinda. Okay. Yeah. And that's why less we're rolled up in there. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:21

You know that's why they hired you. You know, and it's like the instant Dewey showed up, the F-150 is just sitting out there with tires going flat. Like, yeah, so like Tyson start driving this truck before it fucks itself up. Yeah. So yeah, if you're a hot rider, you you kind of live for the fuck up. You kind of live for the project that's always lurking. You kind of you you kind of live for I should make it to work on time. I might not, but I should.

SPEAKER_01 56:49

I drive the wheels off mine. Yeah.

unknown 56:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:51

I'm not and it breaks. And I'll tell you what. I haven't driven my Mustang in month. Probably two. Yeah. Probably two, three months. Yeah. And and your truck breaks.

SPEAKER_03 57:02

Yeah. Yeah. They break.

SPEAKER_02 57:03

Um I think I think in the third when I get the 39 to where I can drive it and all that, I guarantee I'm just gonna I might as well just pull in with all these old fuckers. I'm probably not gonna go fast whatsoever. I don't, I don't anymore.

SPEAKER_03 57:17

No. Um I like the white and red concept that you had going on. Did you like that? Fuck yes, I did. Yeah. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 57:25

Yeah, and and see that and where I bitch was white. Where where I was going with it is literally, uh, and I'm not I'm not a hundred percent yet, but bootlicking Nazi. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's pretty much it. It was all white, and then my red lace is inside, right? Yeah, but anyway, but uh fucking flat white, yeah, and then on the inside, everything that's red has got to be gloss red. Absolutely, like my shoes.

SPEAKER_01 57:51

I was out at last time I went to invasion, there was a flat white with a pearl in it. Yeah, really? Oh yeah, yeah, shit. I mean, it was like, oh shit, I didn't even think about doing something like that.

SPEAKER_02 58:04

I didn't even think about that. Yeah, oh yeah. They make a wrap that way too. And you know where my brain went to? Honestly, where I came up with the flat white, is when we were talking about it, you're like, don't flat placket it.

SPEAKER_03 58:18

Yeah, please don't flat placket.

SPEAKER_02 58:19

Yeah, you're like, don't, don't, don't rat rod like that. And I'm like. He didn't say nothing about flat white. That's exactly where my brain went, and then all of a sudden I did it, I'm like, hmm. No, that's fucking killing.

SPEAKER_01 58:30

There's been several times I almost flipped my colors to where it's all white and then what's uh stainless, black.

SPEAKER_02 58:38

Yep. And you can get, and I know this uh this here's my rabbit hole again, because it is gonna be a a uh a fucking roadster. And the other thing too Christ, we're at 59 minutes. The other thing too is I'm not gonna pull that. I mean, if it's gonna rain, it's gonna fucking rain or whatever, because I have to own up to that shit. But you can get bed liner in fucking colors, right? Yeah, raptor liner?

SPEAKER_01 59:04

Yeah, so just the floorboard I want to do in my my floor uh yours is my my running boards are well.

SPEAKER_02 59:12

I want to do that on the inside, and then my fucking seats and all that. I want it in boat leather. That way it can take the fucking near you can do it neoprene.

SPEAKER_01 59:20

There you go. Do a near neoprime like they do in Jeeps. Yeah, fuck yeah, and then uh that POR 15. Yeah, you can paint the whole floor of that car and that stuff.

SPEAKER_02 59:30

Poor 15 makes fucking paint? Didn't it? No, you just cover it in port 15. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:36

My frame is done. You can hit that shit with a hammer, it's just coming off. Yeah, do they have that rust? Is it color? Black. But the the only thing about it is there's no UV protection in it. You have to top coat it. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 59:51

Oh. Brian's got a whiz. No, like I was I just immediately I was like, man, if that thing's flat white, what would I do the interior? And I didn't even think I didn't even skip a beat. Yeah. All of a sudden I was like, you know, red. Yeah. The red's the red's the only way to go. Oh yeah. Because my other way, though, like I was like, or if I keep it and I do the chop, I was like, do I make it look tuxedo? And I'm like, nah. Like I've gone through through so many fucking variations in my head, but the renders, I I literally did the chop version, and I think where the problem is, is the AI generated shit can't understand making a five-window coupe a three-window. It doesn't compute it with it. It'll just okay, we'll chop the top. There's the windows. Okay, chop the top and delete the windows, and then you get a three-window coop. Yeah. And it's like, fuck.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:46

Well, I told you what they did to me. I just want to see flames on my truck. Yeah. And it turned my fucking Ford into a Chevrolet. I'm like, no. Not that kind of flame. Yeah, not that type of flame. Yeah, it pissed me off. And I started cussing at it. I was literally I was fighting with GPT. What happened? Oh. Clinton's going, you're really not arguing with AI. I said, the fuck I am.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:14

Oh wow. That's the weirdest sound ever. You don't like it? The highway? Oh, it's totally fine. Yeah, you're right. Until that one asshole goes by. That's terrible. Yeah, it'll be okay. That's terrible. Is that better? Yeah, surprisingly. That's like a hollowed-ass door, too. My bad. Dude. But yeah. Yeah, that whole white and red thing. So that was my vision.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:47

So for everybody that was wondering what's going on with the 39, there you go. Yeah. It's not gone or forgotten. Your turn, Less. On. There's changes coming to the old 51.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:58

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:00

Which which ones? Well, everybody. That's why he's driving the piss out of it because it's going to be down for a minute.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:06

Well, no. No, I won't. Maybe for a little bit, but well, it depends. So everybody that's on which change. Yeah. Because I do have another roof for that truck. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:17

Most people know Les's truck. Especially people here, they all know Les's 51. Um, for those of you that don't know it, but on the page you saw the post of the booth when we got it. Yeah. Les truck was the black Ford that we put underneath the booth. Yes. Uh 51 F1. Uh slammed on its ass. Mustang 2, 8.8, coilovers, 4-link, uh, small block Ford, AOD, fucking driver. Yeah. Not a show truck.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:46

Not a show truck.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:47

Fucking hot rod driver. Yeah. But he's tired, he's bored of it.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:52

Yeah. I need to do something different.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:53

He either needs to trade it for a Model A or he's fixed to start doing some cool shit to it. Yeah. One or the other. Yeah. Yeah. He's fixed to start doing some cool shit to it.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:00

And I did have a chance at one time to trade it for two Model A's. God dang it. And my dumbass didn't do it.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:06

Yeah. Damn it. Yeah. I'd have to have two to be able to get in one.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:11

Yeah. Both of them ran. One of them was restored. Fuck.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:15

Yeah, it would have been cool. Yep. So your truck's on coilovers and four-linked and all that stuff, but it wasn't intended to be that way. No, sir.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:24

I built it to bag it.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:25

Oh shit. Yeah. And so now it's about to get bagged. Hell yeah. Fuck yeah. Probably I would assume we're going to wait till winter time, huh? Yeah. We're having too much. There's too much fun going on right now. We got too much. I'm driving the shit out of too much.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:43

I need to get rid of my Mustang first. Yep. Need to get me a F-150 or something. Yep. I need a truck. Yep.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:51

But we can't get him in a square body. That ain't happening. He ain't driving him. He ain't driving no Chevrolet. My wrist don't break. Oh shots fired. I'll give you that one. I'll give you that one. Damn it. Dewey don't count.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:05

No, Dewey don't count.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:06

Dewey don't count. Dewey's a bad bitch. I'm just messing around. Dewey's a bad bitch. Dewey's sexy. And kind of famous because people are buying shirts here. They're going, that's the truck right there on the shirt.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:17

That was funny. That lady got excited. I was like, yes, ma'am, that's the one.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:20

But anyway. And you're like, you're looking at her, and then you're looking at the truck. You're like, sure. Like, duh.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:28

So he's also talking about cutting the forehead down a little bit on it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:34

Yeah, she got a big forehead on it.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:35

He's had to show me several of them to convince me because you know how I'm about chopping trucks.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:38

Yes. I'm I'm I'm you can literally take three inches out of that thing, and it looks like, oh, that's how Ford should have built it.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:46

Hmm.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:47

He's right. Really? Yeah. You ask him, I argued with him for the last fucking year or more.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:52

You you even do two and a half, three? Yeah. Or you do seven. Yeah. Damn. You do you even do it a little bit or extreme. But you gotta be careful. So what are you doing? Ten?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:04

You gotta be careful. You gotta be careful that it doesn't look out of the route. Yeah, I'm gonna put a periscope in it. Yeah, right. You gotta look care be careful that it doesn't look out of proportion.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:10

Yeah, 100%. What do you about two? Two and a half.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:15

Probably. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:16

Yeah. Just a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:18

And I I see what he's talking about. I just like stock lines on trucks. I just yeah. I'm weird about that. But this one actually brings it down to where it should be.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:26

No, I I it makes a truck right.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:28

When you showed me pictures of ones that were done, I absolutely uh got it. So um what the fuck? What happened? I don't I don't I'm not gonna say who this is from. Okay. Because it I don't think it's how they wanted to type it or they're drunk. But I got a text that says you should make a shirt that says something about some speed should have been swallowed. I I think he meant probably some people should have been swallowed. That would be funny. Yeah. Like you're such a waste of space, you should have been swallowed. Yeah. But yeah, it says you should make a shirt that says something about some speed should have been swallowed. See, this is where I'm going with this whole secondary clothing shirt company. Just as high if you swallow speed?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:15

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:17

It just don't burn out the back end of your head from my understanding. Bro. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:20

Broski. Broski. Not the so allegedly. Allegedly, I saw on fucking on fucking Drugs Incorporated, dude. This guy took a fucking one time took a fucking quarter ounce of it. And that's a lot at one time. Okay. I'm trying to fucking and then fucking put it in a piece of toilet paper and fucking just straight, straight swallowed it. High for like three days straight. Really? Yeah. Wow. Dude, I tingled just remembering. I mean, talking about it. I mean. Those were some days. But you know what happened that day?

SPEAKER_04 1:07:02

A lot.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:02

What was his name?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:04

There was never mind. So Les sent me a picture. Yeah. Obviously. Yes, motherfuckers. It was on the chat GPT. This is Wiener. Was it chopped a little bit on some Chrome reverses? Was it some white walls on the truck? Back to the truck. Back to the truck. Back to the truck. Yeah. Chopped a little bit with some chrome reverses and some white walls. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty killer. I'm not going to lie. Um say chrome reverses? Yeah. What? Yeah. That's why it's hard.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:36

This one's chopped too much.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:39

But look at the rest of the truck. I'd say without the baby moons, if it was mine, I'd go center capitalist because it's flat black.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:45

Yeah, I'd say in that picture, in the in the the way the truck's chopped, I'd say it still needs like an inch, inch and a half, taller.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:56

That one was chopped too much.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:57

This guy, this guy or person just found their mistake and said sperm, not speed. Some sperm should have been swallowed. Okay. That's way funnier.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:05

Yeah. That's kind of where I was going.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:09

Oh, wait a minute.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:10

I think that's a couple inches.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:13

That looks good. It does look good. That looks good. Yep. But yeah, I would say, I would say no baby, no baby. That looks are you sure that's not stock?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:22

That might be stock.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:23

I was gonna say because I don't think so. I think that's shorter than stock. Well um I don't really have any hot rod news for y'all. Uh the tea bucket is sitting leaning up against the shelf out in a in the shop. Blocks. With two new pieces of uh steel for us to start building a new frame. Yeah. Um we haven't touched it since the build-off. No. And we've got to get on it as soon as we can, but we've been busy.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:53

So are you guys just gonna lop off the No, I think we're gonna build a new Z. No, what you guys do is you lop off the front and the back, and then you take that those pieces out, and then you take the two new pieces, and then you take them to the next show. Just the pieces. Just the three yeah, the four pieces.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:11

The goal is to have it as a roller okay for the next for the next one. Gotcha. Um maybe with the motor at least mocked up. Cool. That's the goal. Yeah. Uh motor and transmission. Just mocked up. Not not permanent, not perma welded or anything, but no, no, at least mocked up. Fuck yeah. That's the go. And I don't I don't think I think we'll be able to do it. Um we'll have to set the body on it temporarily when the frame's built to figure out where we want the motor to be. Yeah. Um, but that's about that's not that big a deal. Um Project Thunderbird. Yeah. Um is going good. I think I think there's a few minor little bullshit things that's gotta be done. Yeah. But I think that car's ready to be made cool, don't you, Les? Yeah. I think it's ready. Um, and then put that bitch up for sale. Yeah. Um, that looks good.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:04

Yeah. That's when it that's that's about two inches off.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:07

Yeah. That looks good. Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah, that looks real good. Yeah, it's not bad at all.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:11

That looks right. Like I said, that's the way Ford should have built a truck.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:14

Yeah, that looks no, it looks right. Yeah. Yeah, that's not bad. But um Ryan can still see it, but it it looks like it's supposed to be that way. No, it's fine. Yeah, I like it.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:23

Uh Thunderbird, you know, it's just gonna be a kick-ass cruiser. Yeah. And then we're gonna sell it. And it's not getting bagged, but it is getting slammed. It's gonna be fucking low. Yeah? Yeah, it's gonna be low. Three inches on that car is a lot. Oh, that is a lot. Yeah, yeah. Three inches on that car is gonna be a lot. It's gonna look killer.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:41

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:42

Um we're gonna tail drag it. So three, two, three in the back, two in a frizzant. Oh yeah. Bellflowers, white wheels, spider caps. Um, may or may not be wrapping it. Um depends on a couple things. Yeah. Uh but yeah, that's that's about it with that one. Dewey. Dewey's just a bad bitch, and there's nothing. I don't really have any news on Dewey. Dewey's just getting driven. Yep. Fire it up, drive it, put gas in it.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:11

Rinse and repeat. Rinse and repeat. Check the oil every now and then. Um I'm gonna do a whole lot too, Dewey. No. Dewey's just gonna stay like it is. It's a fucking cool truck. We are gonna put a little system in it. Me and less we're looking at it today. Yeah. Something small, nothing, yeah, nothing outrageous. Just something I can hear. Um, I do gotta find that clankity-clank noise under it. It's driving me batshit fucking crazy. I thought it was sway bar links because the way it's it's like somebody mounted a bell underneath it. It's like Santa Slay.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:40

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:42

I thought it I thought it was sway bar links because that's what it sounds like. Yeah, it doesn't have those. The sway bar bolts straight to the control arms. So I gotta find it. I don't know. I Clayton seems to think it's the exhaust somewhere around the exhaust because he hopped in the back of it going through the neighborhood the other day. Want to know why we were in the neighborhood riding around in the truck?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:58

Why?

SPEAKER_03 1:11:59

Real quick before we go.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:00

Why?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:01

So we're working. We weren't working, we were cleaning the shop up, doing some shit, moving merchandise. It was Monday, it was Memorial Day. Well, Brooke sends me a screenshot. She said, Did you see this? I look and it's our neighborhood Facebook page. Yeah. And it's this dude that I don't know. Yeah. Um says, I want to let everybody know I deleted my post of uh the classic car hunt, blah, blah, blah. Sorry if I offended anyone or put you or your cars in danger. And I'm like, What? And then I found out that they were mad because this guy and his daughter were riding around the neighborhood in their golf cart. Yeah. He has a classic car. I won't say what car, but definitely people from the neighborhood are gonna be listening to this episode. Yeah. Because I made a big stink about it. Oh, good. I'll tell you how big in just a second.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:49

Well, hell, we should have started we should have started this episode with Emma and that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:54

So um they were mad because you could see the license plates in some of their of some people's house numbers in the pictures. Oh. And they were ripping this dude bad. Because he posted all these pictures in our private neighborhood Facebook page. Yeah. Group. Right? Private. So what's the problem? They were losing their fucking mind because you could see license plates and stuff. Oh my gosh. He felt bad about it, so he deleted the post. Fucking stupid. Yeah, it's like texting pictures to me, player. Yeah. Yeah. I'll draw arrows from the car to the house so they don't know they don't get confused on which house they live in.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:31

So, anyhow.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:34

To get this, you can have to go here.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:36

So, anyhow, I'm and I I understand people are real worried about invasion of privacy right now. I get it. I get it. But the people that are gonna see your hot rod in front of your house, they done seen it. You parked it in front of it. Right? So also, you're driving around in your car, people are taking pictures of it. And I promise they're not blurring out the license plates.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:04

No.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:05

So, anyhow, it went through and I I I met a pretty shitty post. Well, it turned into all of a sudden this big camaraderie of car enthusiasts in our neighborhood. Nice. Like a whole bunch of us. Good. And somebody had said you guys should all get together and put on a car show in the neighborhood. I was like, puh, say fucking less.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:21

Say no more. Be careful what you ask for.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:24

Say fucking less. So I'm like, well, we can't put on a car show till after Labor.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:29

All of a sudden you're like, you better eat your words. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:31

I was like, we can't put on a car show until after Labor Day because that's when the pool closes.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:35

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:35

And right now, every weekend, the parking lot's packed. Yeah, no, sure. Until 10 o'clock at night, the parking lot's packed. So that's not gonna work. And then I was like, but wait a minute. We could all meet up at one of the schools in the neighborhood, and then we could just roll out and have a neighborhood parade through all y'all motherfuckers' streets.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:56

And then we can end up on this one street by the swimming pool in the amenity center and have a curbside car show.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:02

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:02

As long as everybody parks with their passenger tires more than less than 18 inches away from the curb, boom, public fucking street and do whatever you want to. And and we're gonna be at the park that we all pay uh HOA dues for. So everybody can eat a fucking dick. Hell yeah. Can't do nothing for us for driving down the neighborhood streets either. Nope. Also public streets. Boom. So I make a flyer. Looks good too. Pretty flyer. Oh yeah. Use the Thunderbird for it. Yeah, yeah. And my graphic designer, ChatGPT. Yeah. Uh matched matched the color of the wording to the Thunderbird. Yeah. It's a good looking flyer. It's a good looking flyer. God damn, that looks really good. I'm gonna save this for later and change the name. So uh I end up meeting this person that was getting his ass handed to him by all these people. Yeah. Went over to his house. Right. Checked out his car. Yeah. It's fucking cool. And it fired up yesterday, by the way. Cool. Um but um we're doing this deal this Sunday.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:02

Sunday?

SPEAKER_03 1:16:02

Yeah. So I was like, man, we should probably figure out a parade route. So I drove the neighborhood. Then I got on Google Earth, pulled the neighborhood up. Yeah, printed a screenshot of the entire neighborhood, asked Les. It's a I made a motherfucking route, baby. Oh yeah. Every single face.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:21

Some of us may overheat.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:23

Damn. It's like four and a half miles. God bless. Oh, just watch. It's the outer fucking street of every phase. Here you go.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:36

Oh, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:38

Yeah, of our entire neighborhood starting there. So everybody is that cul-de-sac? You're just going and and turning through them, though. The streets the phase is going.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:50

Gotcha. No, I saw I saw the the the branches off. Yeah. And I thought we were going into people's cul-de-sacs and doing it. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:58

I mean you're going into cul-de-sac, but it's still the next road. Okay, I see. See what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. So it's in every fucking phase. So yeah. Posted the event. I posted the route so that people can hang out on their lawn chairs if they want. Yeah. It goes all the way through that phase, then all the way through that phase, then across the road to this one.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:17

Oh my God, the amount of Karen's when everybody's coming in there clackity clackity clackin', dude. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 1:17:23

Then it goes through my phase, and then it ends up right there. Right? Okay. So that's the immunity center.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:33

Uh my graphic artist kept fucking something up right there, so I just blacked out the whole thing. They know where they're going. Yeah. They'll be following me anyway. You're good. But uh, yeah, it's a big ass. That's a big fucking parade route.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:46

Bro, the amount of camming that's gonna go on down everyone's street.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:51

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. And it's gonna be led by Dewey. It's fucking rad. Yeah, it is a lot. It's a long one. But I I think I think it'll get a pretty decent little draw. I mean, we got a lot of hot riders in our neighborhood. Yeah. Really? Yeah. And we but you know us, we ain't about to be no bitches. So we opened it up to all car enthusiasts. Oh, yeah. No, I I I assume that you would. People are like, can we bring bikes? And I'm like, Absol fucking Lutley. The louder the better. But here's then the funnier part I put in the post was that if you drive like a jackass, burnouts, excessive revving, you know, if you're a jackass, we're gonna let this dude, I don't want to say his name on the, he know who he is, he's gonna listen. Yeah, but we're gonna let this dude take pictures of your license plates. Yeah. That's awesome. He should have, and and his reply was like, I'm fucking dying over here. His reply should have been like, already got him.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:42

Already got him. Never mind. With the address.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:45

But my whole thing was like, y'all are bitching about this when you're on your cell phone that fucking listens to everything you say. Right? You're on social media doing it, which listens to everything you fucking say. You probably order DoorDash andor Uber Eats at least twice a week with your phone and your debit card on there.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:06

Bro, it does listen. That's why I got called. Oh, never mind. Yeah, I was gonna bring that deal up, but I think we'll just let that slide. Yeah, we'll let it slide. We'll let that slide. Ray, whatever the fuck your name is. His initials are like Ray Garski's. I don't know. Is that what it how you say it? I think I call him Gaskin. I don't know. Like Carol. I don't know. It doesn't matter. I'm a boot licking Nazi. You're in a much more suitable state now, Ray. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:27

Quit being such a hoe.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:29

Wondering if a fucking woman's got a dick or not. Yeah, quit being such a hoe.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:32

Anyway. It doesn't matter. Um doesn't matter because we can smoke weed. Anyway, um, you're putting you're ordering groceries on your phone. Like the people that you should be worried about getting your information are not the ones that are taking pictures of your fucking hot rod.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:47

Nope.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:48

No. Like, and somebody was like, should have blurred out the plates. And I'm like, that's what I tell the hundreds of people that take pictures of my hot rods every fucking day. I hope they listen. Yeah. Yeah. And video. And videos.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:59

Yeah. I I when I first started driving my truck, it really kind of disturbed me because it's like, why's everybody got their camera on me? It's like, no, it's a fucking truck. Because they enjoy it. It'd been a minute, you know, since I had a hot rod.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:09

Fuck, you know what? I need to keep the top.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:15

They're already gonna know it's you. Yeah. That's why the F-150 has never had anything done to it because that's my get that's my hide car. That's my hide truck. I can't do nothing. I don't want people to see me in if I'm not in that truck. Right. I'm in that truck, I just look like another asshole in a lifted F-150.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:31

Yeah. I look like another have people walk up to me. Man, I see your truck everywhere. And it's like, yeah. Okay. Why are you following me? I honked at you. Okay. Okay. Yeah. A lot of people honk at me. Yeah. Was I being an ass at that time? Or was it a beard?

SPEAKER_03 1:20:47

So yeah, it it's it's pathetic. It is. It's pathetic. I used to hate that people that like I'd see people that were like, you'll hear them, they'll be at shows like, man, I can't stand when people are gawking and they slow way down on the highway and block traffic just to look at my car and wave at me and you know, cause a wreck just looking at me. Really, bro? Why do you drive it? That's like a chick in a mini scare getting mad that I looked at her ass.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:14

I have a buddy that's got a really nice 57. Won't drive it. Every time I go to a gas station, I can't even pump gas without somebody talking to me. What? Do why build it?

SPEAKER_02 1:21:24

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I don't I don't understand that shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:27

I love watching people get happy about something I'm driving. Yeah. That's the coolest feeling ever.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:31

It doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:32

I'm driving slow as a motherfucker anyway. Yeah. That's the coolest feeling ever. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's fucking amazing. And it's even funnier when the car's fucking with you really bad and you get to a gas station and they're like, man, that's a cool car. And you're like, fuck this car. You want it? Yeah. Guys are kicking it. Yeah. Um, I don't know, man. It's been a cool week. Um, we got we got so I guess what we're gonna do with this deal is I think all the podcasts are just gonna become part of K Wiz. Okay. K Wiz is gonna be our fake radio station. Okay. For it's like a housing for all the podcasts.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:17

You know what I'm saying? Fucking K Wiz. It was gonna be Rodden Style Radio. Yeah, but Les and I have been talking about starting an actual Rodden Style podcast. Gotcha. That's more car centric, right? Less offensive jokes, and we all sit down and actually talk about high rods. All of us get around and we have another show that's we have guests and you know, podcast things. Yeah. Like real stuff? Real stuff.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:40

Huh. Real stuff. So we have to record this one first. Well, that just means I have to work on the 39 like constantly, so I have something to talk about.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:47

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, real projects. So I think we're gonna put all of them, including the Rodden Style podcast, um, on K Wiz Radio. Cool. I think that's what I want to do. Oh, yeah. Every show would be like a channel on K Wiz Radio. You know what I'm saying? I like the idea.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:03

K Wiz. We have K Wiz. There's some way we have to figure out how to make a K Wiz commercial.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:12

Okay. I'm down. Yeah, and have like music in the background, and yeah, we'll come up with something fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta, yeah. It's gonna be great. So, but you're you don't want it to start out in the case of nuclear.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:29

Not that probably not. Probably not. Not that we're yeah, in the case of nuclear K whiz.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:35

K whiz. For all your weather updates, be sure. Keep it tuned to K whiz. To the whiz. I got a whiz.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:44

I just did.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:45

Yeah. I had to piss while ago, boy. You did too. I was like, oh, my eyes were floating. Might have trickled a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:50

Well, I'm happy to tell you guys that I I've fucking been pooping. Good job. Good job. I knew I smelled something. Good job. No, it's been it's been uh smooth sailing. I started drinking some kind of weird tea thing that I've always seen on the shelf at at the Dollar Gentral.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:07

Oh, so you don't mean right now.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:08

No. Oh, okay. No, no, but like I looked and I'm like, I see this. People talk about the kabucha or kabucha or it's some weird some weird shit. Okay. And I'm like, man, there ain't no fucking way that shit wrestler. Bro. Oh my bad. I have been since last Tuesday. I've drank seven bottles of magnesium citrate. Oh and not being able to get all of it out. Like I'm stuck. That's like colon blow. And bro. Colon blow. I remember that. The past two fucking days, every morning I drink a bottle of that shit. It's just like tea and all that. And fucking, I get to work and I'm like, do I have to shit it? Like all of a sudden I'm like all happy. Like I know the guys that are sitting in the fucking in the stall next to me when I sit down and I'm like, yeah. And they're like, like one guy goes, Did you just get happy? And I'm like, maybe. He goes, I know you have like shit problems. I'm like, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you hear that? It was all one stream, bro. Like I was all excited. Butt pee. Yeah, bro. Yeah, I miss the shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:12

When spices back on your ass.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:14

Bro, I miss having the shits every day. I mean, Brian can attest. I'd be like, hey, I gotta go take a shit. I'd come right back out. He'd be like, I thought you had to take a shit. I'm like, I did. Yeah, I mean, it was like instant. I was an instant shit. I would sit down and I think he skipped off the toilet.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:31

Yeah. I remember those days. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:34

Back in the day.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:36

Big ass tits. I like those things. As always, be sure to like, follow, and share the Ryland Strong Network. Go to RylandStrongnetwork.org and do stuff for kids and stuff. I'm just kidding. Go support pediatric cancer research. Yes. Shout out to 9474 Foundation. Mike Land and his wife started a really good cancer foundation for young adults with cancer. Yep. And they're doing their thing to help survivors. Shout out to the following. Thanks to Rev Limit Off-Road, low-income clothing, hazelwood hot rods. Soap. R3 heating and air. Love it or lose it. Tattoo and Body Spot. Integrated Lifestyles. Texas Legends Barber Shop. Lunarious Piercing Studio. Handjob Soap. We're a dealer. Coming up with a PG label soon enough. My God. Brad Anthony's House of Smoke. Shit. I still got to get Brad Anthony a shirt coming. Brad, I didn't forget you, bro. I will get you a shirt coming. You just remembered. Legacy Classic Insurance, the Wicked Clover Tattoo, Double R Electric, Adams Polishes. Blast it, mobile sandblasting. DFW Hell Response. I hope they're a real deal because they took off a Brooks car a while ago. Yeah. Go look them up. They do great work. And uh there's a cool video that he texted me, and I never saw it when he was here at the shop. He did a really badass video. I was like, huh, never saw that. But yeah, he damn sure texts me. Anyway, uh the Sassafras Inn in Mina, Arkansas. Oh, yeah. That's where we'll be staying for um Square Body Boogie, which we didn't talk about today, and I haven't posted about all week, but whatever. Square body boogie's in October, so I got a week or two and I can fuck up and forget about it. Yeah. Sign up, get registered. We need you hurry up, please, so that we can tell people how many people are coming. Um, but also about the sassafrassian, I don't know if y'all saw the post. I know Lesh did. I have not. Uh I shared a group me or GoFundMe, not group me, go fund me. Okay. Um for Darren's wife, Jill. She's co they own the Sassafrasian. Okay. Uh medical problems and expenses that they really need some help with. So even if you can't donate, if you could at least go share the GoFundMe. Mean somebody you know might actually be able to help them out. So um we did a small donation, but uh every dollar helps, so please go help them out and help cover. I think he's trying to get her like a motorized uh wheelchair and stuff like that. Okay. So there's a there's there's need for it. Yeah. So try to go help them out. And uh last but not Lizzie, be sure to um be following Dragon Destroy Showdown. Yeah. September's coming up quick. September 26th at the OC in Forney. Sometime in the morning until sometime in the afternoon. All that shit between. I'm MCing it and the booth will be set up. I just I'll figure out when I'm supposed to be there. What are you fucking talking about?

SPEAKER_02 1:28:45

We'll be there before everybody.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:46

Come see me at the pre-war pileup this weekend in Decatur, Texas. Friday night's pre-party. Uh Brooke and I'll be heading out and uh spending the night because I'm MCing for Chase Reigns while he plays the pre-party. Motherfucker. Yep. So Oh yeah, and not just that, it's the whole band. It's Chase Reigns and the rest.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:04

That's some fucking bullshit. Yeah, it's gonna be rock and roll chasing. Fuck. It's gonna be the rock version. So so originally I wasn't gonna go because I I I want to stay home. I want to clean the garage out and all that stuff. All of a sudden, KJ walked, my my grandson walks up to me and he's like, Paul? Like, yeah? Saturday? I'm like, you want to play catch? Or he goes, You you take me to the zoo? Oh. And I looked at him and I'm like, I got no money for the fucking zoo. And Kelly's like, we're going to the zoo. I'm like, oh. And he was telling me. Oh yeah. She goes, yeah. So we're going to fucking Dallas Zoo. Oof. It's alright. Do you just go to 7-Eleven? Yeah, isn't there McDonald's right there? That McDonald's is rough.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:47

Yeah, but that one is.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:48

Yeah, oh no, 100%.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:50

I was just saying you don't have to go actually in the zoo if you don't want to.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:53

No, no, we can go in, we can go in there.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:54

The gorillas bust out and they're at the McDonald's. Jack in the box, the Jack in the Box on the other side of 35 from the zoo on Clarendon. That's pretty rough. That's pretty rough. And QT.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:03

Daddy goes in the bathroom. But tell me something. Tell me something. Okay. Bro. When you're coming down the highway. Oh, you the vagina on the giraffe? Vagina my ass. Have you seen it? No, vagina my ass. What? Oh, if you come from the other way, because yes, I can see what you mean. But if you come from the other way, the silhouette is balls and its dick squirting.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:29

Well, if you look at the chest of the giraffe, it looks like a fucking camel toe. Oh yeah. No. Have you ever seen that list?

SPEAKER_02 1:30:35

Nobody's ever showed you that? No, no, that motherfucker. Giraffe's way too long.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:40

It was on the internet.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:41

Oh no, no, the statue out in front.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:43

No, I know. Oh no, I was I was there 4th of July weekend.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:46

It looks like dick and balls. Yeah, and the chest looks like a big snatch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:50

Well, we were the only white people there.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:52

No. No. Not in Oak Cliff. Yeah. No. That's why I got my red shoes, my brother.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:00

You better be careful what neighborhood you go to, homie.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:02

Hey, Daniel and them caught that shit quick. They know I'm from Oak Cliff. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:06

Hey, my mom lived behind that zoo. Yeah. And they woke up with all this racket in their bathroom. Yeah. It was a fucking chimp in their bathroom. It broke out of the fucking zoo. Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:14

And they like a monkey. Like a chippy. Like a monkey or a Democrat?

SPEAKER_01 1:31:19

A monkey. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:25

Well put.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:26

Well, just lost, just lost some of those listeners. Holy cow. They listen? I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:30

Austin does. All right. Don't rape each other. Or do. Bye. Bye.