Hometown Hot Rodder - Fruit Names are Stupid.....

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SPEAKER_01 0:01

Wake up you lazy fuckers! It's time to record! I don't wanna. Yeah. I got to.

SPEAKER_00 0:09

Yeah, I kind of do too. I really do. Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_01 0:13

What a motherfucker! Well, yeah, we're glad you're here. Yeah, you're here. Yeah. Even if you didn't want to be, maybe. Thanks for hitting the auto-download button. We appreciate it. Yeah, you could have been a merry guy. How the hell do I turn notifications off on the tail right? Yeah.

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Nope.

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Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_00 0:40

Let's flap like yeah, you might want to check the end of that microphone. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 0:45

I fucking. We don't care if you're here because you want to be here because you lost a bed with one of your buddies. You are listening to the okay to show on the internet, the hometown hot rubber free podcast, and boy, do we got a bunch tonight? Do we? I think so. Yeah, we probably do. Probably so. Anywho. Glad to get off. Yeah, my phone is blowing the fuck up. I'ma ignore it. Yeah, boy. So anyhow. What up, butches. What up, motherfucker? Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the okayest show on the internet, the hometown Hot Rudder Podcast. Episode 293,004.3. It's not what it shows on Spotify. You know what sucks is that I need to add the rest of our episodes back.

SPEAKER_00 1:41

I wish there was a way that AI could just go, yeah, totally. Bloop. Because you know, you know what I did the other day, okay? So fucking cool. So Becca sent me a uh a big ass list of dates and things that were going on. And I went, hmm, I wonder if this AI shit, you know, oh you old fucks that don't like AI. But anyway, I'm like, I literally highlighted everything she did. And that's enough. We'll get back to highlighted too. But I highlighted it all, put it in chat GPT, and I said, Can you put this in my Google Calendar? And it said, Yes, I can. And it made it and made me a little link. I clicked it, it went into my Google Calendar and scattered. No shit. Yeah, 100%. You wanted to say highlight, didn't you? Yeah, because that's what that's what I'm saying. How how like like, hey, what'd you do? Oh, I went over there and litted the fire. I I know. I lighted the fire. I lighted it. I get it's a highlighter, but once you've done something, isn't it highlighted? No, I think it's highlighted. That's fucking retarded. I I I mean, seriously. I I don't know. That's like tomb and tom. I didn't write the English language, sir. I'd just speak it. How fucked up is that? The whole the whole fucking English language is kind of fucked up. It's just at people's convenience. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, like seriously, like like back in the day, all of a sudden they're like, oh, what's that? And they're like a fucking banana. Yeah. What color's the banana? That's just fucking yellow. And then they're like, oh, look at that apple. What color's that apple? Yeah, what if apples would have been green? Yeah. And then all of a sudden they are sometimes. Then all of a sudden they come around to the fucking last one and they're like, what's that one? Well, it's orange. What color is it? Orange. You're fucking kidding me, right? I mean, seriously.

SPEAKER_01 3:22

You're right.

SPEAKER_00 3:23

You're right. There's nothing yellow about banana. So you yeah. I'm just saying. Yeah, so it's a yellow. And all of a sudden they're like, orange. What you eat in there? A red. What's that purple? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:39

Yeah. But is that the favorite one? Or is green your favorite one? I don't know. I think I like green better than purple. Yeah. Grapes. Are we talking about grapes? Sure. Okay. Because eggplants are also purple. See where see where your theory gets fucked up?

SPEAKER_00 3:55

You see what I'm saying? Too many things are the same color. But why does it have to be strawberries are also red? So are cherries. Then I stop and I think about it. Maybe they just got to it and they're like, okay, so look, look, you see that thing? What are you calling that? Oh, I'm calling it a lemon. See that thing, right? And they're like, yeah, what's that? It's a banana. They're both yellow. We can't call them yellow. So and then all of a sudden they're like, that thing. So what else matches it? So here's my question.

SPEAKER_01 4:16

Should we Google how fruits got their name before somebody listens to this and goes, just so you know. Well, that's because they're gonna Google it. Fruits got their name from the first person that picked it. So old Bobby Banana was the first one to pick a yellow. And this motherfucker jumped up and said, orange.

SPEAKER_00 4:33

Yeah. Sorry, I didn't I don't know why you ended up being black.

SPEAKER_01 4:39

Why you had to be black? Fucking love it. Yeah. What's that? It's an apple. Why is it an apple? Because Billy Apple fucking found it. Yeah. Billy. Billy. How'd you like for your last name to be fucking Eggplant? That ninja. That ninja Billy Apple. How'd you like for that poor bastard named Eggplant?

SPEAKER_00 5:01

Yeah, but I'm still confused on this motherfucker Orange.

SPEAKER_01 5:04

Why is that called an eggplant? Because oh Richard Eggplant found it.

SPEAKER_00 5:06

Yeah. Oh fucking dick. Yeah, all of a sudden they get around, they're like, why did Orange get to do it? Well, he got his crayon, too. Yeah, that was his name. He got a color and he got fucking fruit.

SPEAKER_01 5:16

That was that was his master's name.

SPEAKER_00 5:17

That was his master. Oh, blue gum. Oh, fuck. That's blueberries. Oh, yeah. That's what I said. When you eat too many. Oh man.

SPEAKER_01 5:28

Like your lip your lip gets blue. Man, dude. That's some cool news. And this is thank you to everybody out there that listens to this stupid shit. Yeah. Merchandise.

SPEAKER_00 5:38

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

Uh, I got the recap for the month of May uh for online sales. Yeah. It's up 279% over April. What? Yeah. No kidding. You need to pump out some funny ones. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:53

Um up 279% over the month of April. Hell yeah. So thank y'all. For real. It's not quite enough yet, but it's trying.

SPEAKER_00 6:03

I'm thinking that maybe we can target the I know we're hot rod and all that, but maybe we can target. No, probably not. I was sitting there thinking, if we did something that looked like maybe an overseas type car, yeah. And then had like the rising star or rising sun, you know, the j Japanese deal. Yeah. And then the mushroom cloud in the middle. You think they'd buy it? I don't know. Somebody probably would. I mean, there'd be a lot of people buy that. Somebody might buy it. I mean they'd all be old. Or they wouldn't get it. Yeah. And all of a sudden they're walking around, they're like, really? Just don't go to Japan. Duck. Duck. It just says duck. Just says duck. What is it? What's his name?

SPEAKER_01 6:46

Long duck dong. Yeah, long duck dong. Um, so I did learn something about our merchandise. Okay. Pre-war pile-up. Okay. So I'll just recap the show real quick. Yeah. And then I'll talk about that. Gotcha. So Friday, this past Friday, uh, I left here at three. Yeah. Because Chase Reigns was playing the pre-party. Right. And Decatur's two and a half hours from here in a normal vehicle. Right. While I was in Dewey. Right. So I left at three. He played at seven. So I wanted to go to the hotel first. Right. Right. And then go that way, right? So uh it was awesome. I mean, I we stayed every almost everybody with the show stayed at the Fairfield by Marriott and Decatur. It was cool. Nice room. Uh Dewey burned 28 gallons of gas. Wow. There and back. Wow. Um, I mathed it up. That's 7.76 miles per gallon.

SPEAKER_02 7:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:41

Uh I look in the math I grew up in, that's eight. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:45

It depends on if you switch the tanks, though.

SPEAKER_01 7:47

Of course. Because it starts mathing a little different. It burnt all of a tank. Oh, okay. And then it burnt five eighths of another tank. So it was very clearly mathed.

SPEAKER_00 7:59

Yeah, yeah, you got it.

SPEAKER_01 8:02

Um so Saturday chase the pre-party was cool. Yeah. Chasing the band did great. Uh it took a minute to get the sound right. Okay. Um it was weird. I don't know if you saw the live video. I did not. So it was on the the back of this called the county seat. This dude named Brendan owns it, and he's a cool motherfucker dude. Hell yeah. Um the county seat's like a speakeasy. Okay. For the most part. No food. Okay. Alcohol only. Right. I mean, they got sodas and shit, but it's a bar.

SPEAKER_00 8:38

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:39

No food. It's a speakeasy. And then out back, there's a sitting area, patio. Okay. Right outside the covered patio parts is concrete pad, and that's where the band was set up.

SPEAKER_00 8:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 8:52

Facing back at the metal canopy thing, metal awning. Okay. So and it was full band. Electric. Oh. So Chandler guitar and the bass and the drums were loud as fuck up under that metal. Right. You couldn't hear Chase.

SPEAKER_00 9:11

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01 9:12

Right? No matter what. I just kept telling him, like, hey man, can't hear you. Hey, can't hear you. And yeah, he's getting frustrated with me. Yeah. Because we argue about sound all the time. Right, right. Because to me, you're the one that people want to hear. Well. People want to hear Chase. Right? It's part of this band, right? Yes. Oh, okay. So uh they sounded great. Right. But in like if you went out to the PA that was facing the car show lot area, you could hear Chase. It was just because of that metal roof. Gotcha. Right? Yeah. So everything was loud as fuck. But he wasn't. Well, finally, they took a break. When they took a break, I went over and I said, listen, man, I know you hate it when I sit here and nitpick it, but I'm telling you, can't hear you. Yeah. And nobody else can hear you either. It ain't just me. So we start figuring out and he added another PA. Yeah. And all was fixed. Cool. Sounded great for the rest of the night. Yeah, yeah. Three hours, it sounded fantastic. Right. So it was fun. I didn't get to MC a lot because it was a really small area.

unknown 10:11

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

And I didn't have a wireless mic. So going over and taking over his mic or taking over Chandler's mic, it just didn't feel right. Yeah, and he's he needs to come record with us. Yeah, he does. But it just didn't sound right. Yeah. So I just didn't do a lot of MC in that night. Anyway, got back to the hotel at like eleven.

SPEAKER_02 10:31

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 10:31

And then I went outside to smoke a cigarette about the same time that Chuck was pulling up from the county seat. Gotcha. And uh we ended up walking the parking lot looking at all the fucking cool ass cars that were gonna be at pre-war the next day. Fuck yeah. Um and Chuck and Robbie did a fucking phenomenal job of putting that show on. Fuck yeah. Um yeah, I wish I could have gone.

SPEAKER_00 10:50

It was a lot of fucking cars, dude. Well, it's funny, so like Friday. I think one of my coworkers is like, hey, you you going with him? Oh, it was I think it was cool-aid. I'm like, no, he's leaving like right now. I don't get off work for a little while. Oh then the next day, Saturday, Kelly's like, I'm like, look at these cars. She goes, Where's that? I'm like, where Brian is in Decatur. Why didn't you go? Yeah. Because it's fucking over now.

SPEAKER_01 11:22

But um then I it was midnight and I was hungry. Yeah. So I had to order some DoorDash. Yeah. I got some Whataburger. Hell yeah. Ate my shit, went to bed. I I had to be um in downtown to Decatur at 7. Okay. For the show. Right. I woke up at 4 30. The problem with the Fairfield or any Marriott hotel is breakfast is at 7. Oh. I had to be there at 7.

SPEAKER_00 11:52

Well, that's fucked.

SPEAKER_01 11:54

Yeah, and I love hotel breakfast. Oh, I do too. Love it. Yeah. Love it. I'm gonna be in a hotel this coming week, too. Yeah. Next can you wake up after 7? Not this Friday, next Friday.

SPEAKER_00 12:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

Um, but oh but that's the best western or something because it's Jacksonville, Texas, so there's not a lot of choices.

SPEAKER_00 12:11

Jacksonville. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:12

Wow. So um at 6 15, I was at IHOP eating me some uh whatever that breakfast is the I don't remember what it's called. But anyway, the Rudy TG Fresh and Fruity. Two by two by two or whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um had that, and then I That's where one-legged people go. Yeah, IHOP yeah. Um right next to Eileen. But but uh where they come and go. Um we used Dewey to put up the barricades and shit. Nice hauled barricades around. I got a picture, it was funny.

SPEAKER_00 12:46

That's badass.

SPEAKER_01 12:48

Um Sean that works for me, Sean Cox. Yeah, he wrote his Harley up that morning, helped me set the booth up, helped me run the booth all day. Fucking and I was all over the fucking place. I'm glad somebody was there.

SPEAKER_00 12:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:01

Show was amazing. Yeah. Incredible. I the caliber of cars was just fucking cool. Right. Sold one shirt.

SPEAKER_00 13:10

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 13:11

One. Wow. Sold eleven online that day.

SPEAKER_00 13:16

That wouldn't even get you that five eights back.

SPEAKER_01 13:20

Nah, you look at a shirt that you might have profited three or four bucks on.

SPEAKER_00 13:23

Yeah. So anyway. Like we need to sell a hundred though.

SPEAKER_01 13:27

So not a very profitable trip, but good memories, met a lot of people. Hell yeah. It'll turn into more. You know what I'm saying? Um but my point to that was hot rod shirts. Yeah. So I took That's all you had to say. I took hometown hot rodder shirts. Yeah. I took the funny hometown hot rod shirts, the the cool shit, you know what I mean? That we that's cool, but didn't really fit the crowd.

SPEAKER_00 13:53

Does that make sense? Yeah, no, 100%. Like I'm trying to come up with one that's like bacon eggs and hot rods. So two things.

SPEAKER_01 14:02

I'd buy that. We're almost at a point for uh where I can start putting designs on rodnestyle.com. Yeah. Um that'll make a difference. Yeah. But also I could start leaning the hometown hot rodder stuff to some more hot rod stuff. Yeah. Um, mixed in with the rest of our stuff.

SPEAKER_00 14:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:19

You know what I mean? Because some of the shit's awesome. Like I'm wearing a K-Wiz shirt right now.

SPEAKER_00 14:22

Yeah, no, I mean it's cool at all.

SPEAKER_01 14:23

If I don't have a K Wiz shirt, you're missing out. But shit's cool.

SPEAKER_00 14:26

We definitely uh we definitely need to do some hot rod shit.

SPEAKER_01 14:31

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%.

SPEAKER_00 14:32

But it can be hometown hot rodder.

SPEAKER_01 14:34

Yeah, or not branded at all. Or not branded at all. Like today's Village Idiots speed shop. But branded. Not branded.

SPEAKER_00 14:40

Yeah. Not really. Yeah, no. Okay. It's kind of branded. It's sectioned. Like, you know what I mean? Like we we've we have our K Wiz.

SPEAKER_01 14:49

We have K Wiz.

SPEAKER_00 14:50

We have Village Idiots.

SPEAKER_01 14:51

We have Hometown Hot Rodder. So because there's three Village Idiots shirts now, does that make it its own line?

SPEAKER_00 14:57

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Bunch of idiots. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Um so funny about that whole village idiots thing. When we were gonna revive it again, I was like, I was so like, I'm gonna get two stickers. And you're gonna have one. I'm gonna have one. And people are gonna be like, so what's up with this club? It's just us. Yeah. We just roll up somewhere, it's just us. Well, I did I did uh We are the village idiots.

SPEAKER_01 15:17

It it yeah, they it exists. Yes. Um be pretty picky about who's in it. Yeah. Um it's not for everybody. Um it's gotta look cool in a convoy going wherever we're going. So it doesn't really have a year cap on it. You know what I mean? Because Dewey's a 89, but Dewey's a bad bitch.

SPEAKER_00 15:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:43

You know what I mean? So it's not really a year cap on it. Uh it's just gonna be case by case. That's what it's gonna be.

SPEAKER_00 15:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:50

Um it's gonna look cool in a convoy with the rest of us if we go somewhere.

SPEAKER_00 15:53

Yeah, and you can't you can't have a cool car and fucking be a douchebag. No. Yeah, no, no, no, no. No. Um it's not called village cocksuckers. Village dickheads. Village dickheads, village old men. Village irisholes.

SPEAKER_01 16:08

Village irisholes. Irish holes. So, um right. But yeah, I I think I just need to work on some different I need to get my mind into a different gear for I mean let's cut let's cut to the chase in in all actuality.

SPEAKER_00 16:24

We take our newer designs and we take them to a show, a show like that. Yeah. You you really can't, but you have like a factory model A. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah with a cool, tasteful logo. They probably people are gonna buy shit like that.

SPEAKER_01 16:40

Yeah, or the or the Villagidia shirts, because they're fucking dope. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, the K Wiz shirts are fucking cool. Yeah, they are. They are. Um, I mean, we do have the mini truck one, so that one probably wouldn't fit in. Right. You know, but it's a yeah, we need more hot rut. Dude, the K Wiz, the mini truck shirt, you gotta pull that up on the website and look at it on a purple shirt. Damn. Yeah. I don't even like purple, but but that fucking shirt it looks just pops good on purple. Hell yeah. Um so yeah, we're working on that. But yeah, it was it was good, dude. Uh I can't believe how much the online has picked up. No, that's good. That's real good. I can't wait till we're done with all the paperwork and the rod and style.com because I have all the I have all the social media. Yeah. 98% of what's getting posted on social media is for me. Right. For Roddenstyle. Right. I have complete control of it now. Uh the website, we're still there's still paperwork going on. Right. Uh, but I'll have it pretty soon. I've got YouTube, I've got to start working on that on Roddenstyle TV. Yeah. Um I made a little teaser post and I got and Chuck called me. Fucks this post about the magazine. Did you see it? Mm-hmm. It said coming soon. Oh shit. And I just changed the logo. It's that logo, but it says magazine down there on the bottom right.

SPEAKER_00 17:55

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 17:55

It's cool, it's a good looking logo. I was like, just making a logo and get a teaser.

SPEAKER_00 17:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:59

Just gauge an interest, baby. Just gauge an interest. Um, y'all be patient with me on the on the Rodden Style stuff. I've got a lot, I got a lot going on. It's it's it's work. I got a lot going on, and I'm trying to um I'm I'm trying to. Oh my god. I'm not answering that. It's after five o'clock.

SPEAKER_00 18:26

There. Okay. So it is what it is. Gotta gotta gotta be sorry. Okay. Anyhow. It's after hours. It's after hours. It is. You're off with the room. So Rod Rod and Style magazine. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:44

I got I'll just be patient with Rod and Style. I'm working on it. Um there's a lot of moving parts, and we we knew it would take a few months to get everything. It's not an overnight thing. No, we knew it would take a few months to get everything moved over into my name and and with me having control of it and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Just gonna take some time. But y'all bear with me. Don't unfollow the pages, please. Stay with me. I promise it'll be cool once I figure out what I'm gonna end with it. Yeah. It's gonna be different than what you're used to because it's a different person. Yeah. It's not gonna be the same. I'm not saying it's gonna be better or worse because it's probably not gonna be as cool sometimes. But it'll still be pretty fucking cool.

SPEAKER_00 19:24

It will like shows like that. Yeah. And then that leads me to another thing. Okay. YouTube. Yeah. You you realize you have to do videos, right? I know. I'm just saying, like when you go somewhere. I know. Okay. I'm just but I need somebody else to do it because I d I know.

SPEAKER_01 19:42

It's not me. I mean, goddamn. Could you imagine me trying to walk around a show with a camera? That might be the point. But no, but nobody will let me just do what I'm doing. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. It would never happen. Hey, Corey, what's your daughter doing on the weekends? I couldn't walk, I couldn't walk around with a camera. No, you couldn't. You know what I'm saying? Like we gotta figure that out. Somebody's like, you gotta start taking more pictures and videos. I'm like, I can't. Like I would love to, but every time I try, somebody stops me.

SPEAKER_00 20:14

Boom. We get you fucking recording ass fucking sunglasses. And we just hit record, and then you bring it back. We stick the little fucking SD card into the fucking computer and edit it. All the cool shit. Maybe so. Maybe so. I've thought about getting getting a pair of those. Some metaglasses or something? Something.

SPEAKER_01 20:35

The microphone. Oh, those microphones don't. If we go to the ones that we used to have, they have an 8 gig internal hard drive and you can just hit record. Hmm. Hmm. But anyway. So yeah, that was pre-war pile up in a nutshell. They did a hundred cams. They did like a 130 or 140 mile reliability run on Friday. Damn. No real catastrophes.

SPEAKER_00 21:00

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 21:00

Bunch of flathead. They're 45, 50 miles an hour the whole time. Damn. Um and then got home at five. Took a shower. Put Brooke and Spencer in the truck. Okay. Drove it out here to storage, pulled the Thunderbird out, put the truck inside the storage building with all the merch and the booth and everything still in it. Yeah. Shut down the door, locked it, and left from here and went to Kellers for to meet up with everybody from Bonsai.

SPEAKER_00 21:32

Oh shit, I didn't know they went out there.

SPEAKER_01 21:34

So um finally got home at like 10 o'clock. Right. Ten thirty. And I had been up since four thirty. Oh yeah. And that included driving the trip from Decatur to here 102 miles.

SPEAKER_00 21:49

Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:51

In the Dooley. Yeah, no. Um oh was it that night? No, this was okay, so then Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. We had our neighborhood cruise.

SPEAKER_00 22:03

Oh, this Sunday?

SPEAKER_01 22:04

That was this past Sunday. Was it really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:05

Fuck, I forgot.

SPEAKER_01 22:06

How how how good? It was like 12 cars and two motorcycles. Nice. But the cool part to it was that there's gonna be people from our neighborhood listening to this show now. Really? Oh, it was fucking unbelievable. So we get there, and Chris, the guy that started everything by taking pictures.

SPEAKER_00 22:25

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

We're texting, he's like, Man, I sure hope people show up.

unknown 22:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:29

I'm like, well, if they don't, it's the first one. Yeah. I've done a lot of things the first time and it sucks the first time, and it'll grow. It usually always sucks. You know what I'm saying? It'll grow. It's always gonna be one of two things. It's either gonna be fucking overwhelmingly packed, or it's gonna be shit. Yeah. The first time.

SPEAKER_00 22:44

I usually like the first one to be shit.

SPEAKER_01 22:47

This time, this this deal, it was pretty fucking alright, dude. So we show up at the little school at 4 30. I'm like, I want to get there at 4 30 so that people start showing up where they're right. Probably could have done 4 45. Yeah. Yeah. It was really fucking hot. Dude. So uh people more people kept pulling in. More people kept pulling in. More people kept pulling. I'm like, oh fuck. Chris, Chris goes, Oh my God. I was like, told you. Told you it was gonna be pretty decent. Yeah. I was like, let's hit the fucking road and see what happens. We're gonna do this parade through the neighborhood. Yeah. Every single phase of the neighborhood. Yeah. And there were people waiting as we came down their street. Cool. Because I had posted the route. Yeah. And they were sitting out in lawn chairs, sitting on tailgates with their kids. Oh, that's and they were videoing and taking pictures, and the kids were yelling and laughing and waving. Yeah. Fucking amazing. Yeah, no shit. It was all over the neighborhood. Every fucking street we went down, there were people.

SPEAKER_00 23:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:44

And then we I called an audible and went down a street that we weren't that wasn't on the route.

SPEAKER_00 23:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:50

But I only did it because I wanted to go around one of the ponds in the neighborhood. Oh, gotcha. Well, coming down that street, there's a little fucking pop-up lemonade stand, these two little girls and their big brother trying to sell lemonade. Nice. Bitch, I pulled that fucking truck over right at their deal, rolled my window down. Yeah. And I was like, hey, y'all selling lemonade still? And they're like, we were fixing to put it up, but yeah, we can sell some. I said, you got a bunch? And she goes, uh maybe. I went, all right. Bro goes, what are you doing? I said, hold on, let me pull forward. I pulled up, put it in park, kill it, get out. I was like, get out. So everybody starts fucking parking all the cars and motorcycles in the street, right? I handed the little girls a $50 bill and I said, give everybody here a glass of lemonade. Yeah. That little that boy, their older brother, he took off running the house. Mom! Yeah. Mom. Dude, that's rad. Bought everybody a lemonade.

SPEAKER_00 24:38

Mom, I hope you have two dollars, two more dollars worth of fucking.

SPEAKER_01 24:41

Yeah. So I got a got a glass of lemonade for everybody. Yeah. So just handed her a $50 bill. It was like glass of lemonade for everybody here. And they're like, uh uh, uh, uh, uh, okay, okay. We have yellow and pink. Yeah. We got it all. Mom walking out with fucking bottled water and Kool-Aid and shit. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. I was like, I said, they weren't expecting this. Were they? She goes, Oh my god, they're freaking out. That's right. It was fucking cool. Everybody got them a little glass of lemonade, and we got back in the cars, took off, finished the parade. Fuck yeah. It was cool, man. Really, really fucking cool. Um, so next month, yeah, it'll be a fourth of July themed kind of deal. Oh, okay. So um, I think we'll set the booth up before the before the parade, and I'll just have somebody watch it. Yeah. You know what I mean? We'll put some waters in a cooler and you know, who knows? Maybe take a black stone? Yeah. Cook some burgers or something.

SPEAKER_00 25:30

Yeah. Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:32

I'll take up a take up a uh collection. Hell yeah. I ain't paying for the shit. No. But it was rad. It really was. It was cool. It was super cool, man. And then came to work Monday. Yeah, and then there was Monday. Then there was Monday. Then there was Monday point 2.0. Yeah. Today was more of a Tuesday. Okay. I know it's Wednesday. It is. But it didn't. Is it? It didn't. It didn't feel like the second Monday of the week today. It felt it felt okay. Yeah. Today was an okay day. A lot going on in the shop. But um both my phone Dewey's having battery problems, needs a battery. Yeah. Um it just needs a battery. I plain and simple. Whatever. Uh to the day before yesterday, I cranked it. Well, it was yesterday. It was yesterday. No, day before yesterday, when I went home. Yeah. From work. Monday when I went home from work. I cranked it. I was like, hmm, that didn't sound right.

SPEAKER_00 26:29

Right.

SPEAKER_01 26:29

I was like, whatever. Drove it home. Yesterday morning, got up.

unknown 26:33

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

No. No starty. Oh shit. So I got in Emma's car and came out here, got the jump box, went back to the house, jumped it off, fired it up, drove it to work. And started all day.

SPEAKER_00 26:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:42

I was like, huh, that's weird. Checked battery cables, they were tight. Drove it home last night. Got in it this morning.

SPEAKER_00 26:49

Mm-mm. No.

SPEAKER_01 26:50

No starty.

SPEAKER_00 26:51

Yeah, I think I think that battery's done. No starty. Dude, I hate it, dude. Batteries are not what they used to be. No. Bro. Absolutely not. Like all of a sudden they're like, oh yeah, you can give five years. Bullshit. You get maybe two if you're lucky. 100%. Dude, it's fucking kills me. Dude, and that's the funny part, is like Kelly's 2019 uh Camry. Yep. Fucking all of a sudden she's like, hey, it's not starting outside. And she was it was like Friday. Yeah. I'm like, shit. Yeah, let me go ahead and change your battery. Dude, this was right before we got rid of it last year. Yep. No. No, this year. Yeah, y'all just got rid of it. Yeah, we just got rid of it. Bro, I I changed it probably in December. It was the it was the OEM fucking battery. And I'm like, your 2019 fucking car made it that far. I said we should take this to the Smithsonian. No shit. Bro. Because they don't last that. They don't last that.

SPEAKER_01 27:44

So um I just let it sit out here most of the day today. Yeah. I'd look outside and I'd be like, eh, fuck. Because I can see it from my desk. Yeah. Like, ah fuck. I don't want to go get a battery for it.

SPEAKER_00 27:57

No.

SPEAKER_01 27:57

I'm like, you know what? I'm not gonna. I'm gonna jump it off.

unknown 28:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:00

I'll take it over to storage. I'm gonna grab the Thunderbird. Mm-mm. Wouldn't start. Nope. Fucking heat. Dude. Uh but come to find out coming home from Kellars the other night. Yeah. Uh it was discharging the battery at night with the headlights on. Uh-huh. You could watch the gauge and it was fluck, it was fluttering, and then it would go to discharge. And so we'd already put alternator on it. Right. This motherfucker probably needs a voltage regulator. But check this out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:29

Yeah. So no starty. Yeah. So jump it off. Yes. Bring it, take it all the way down to the dollar store, got me some snacks. Right. No starty at the dollar store. Okay. Jumped it off, brought it here. Yes. Killed it. No starty. I'm like, all right, that bitch is dead. Yeah. So I was like, well, I'm gonna order a voltage regulator for it. Um pretty sure that's what's wrong. Yeah. Order a voltage regulator, and uh we'll jump it off and let it charge itself up or put it on the charger if we have to, right?

SPEAKER_00 28:58

Right.

SPEAKER_01 29:00

Voltage regulator gets here, put it on.

SPEAKER_00 29:03

Yeah. Car starts. Wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_01 29:06

I was like, started it, let it run, killed it, started it, let it run, killed it, started it, killed it, came back inside.

SPEAKER_00 29:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

Went back out there ten minutes later.

SPEAKER_00 29:19

Mm-mm-mm.

SPEAKER_01 29:20

No. Wouldn't start. So we put probe on it. Yeah. And it showed 12 point whatever volts, but as soon as you hit the key, it dropped to minus. It was grounding out. Oh wow. So battery is brand new, so I warranted battery. Seems fine right now, but that could be because it's got a new battery.

SPEAKER_00 29:38

We don't know if it's fixed or not. No, we could walk out there and mm-mm.

SPEAKER_01 29:43

New voltage regulator, new alternator, new battery. It's probably all right. All the cables are tight, battery cables are tight, starter cable's tight. There's not much else it could be.

SPEAKER_00 29:51

Your your battery disconnect connect tight? I'll have one of those. Oh. Well. I'll have one of those. Not yet. Stick it out of the fucking side of the fender. Just another switch. Yeah, just another switch.

SPEAKER_01 30:04

All I want to do is start making this car cool. You are. And it keeps fucking with me.

SPEAKER_00 30:08

Yeah, you are. You're trying to keep it running. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:11

Or charge. It just keeps fucking with me.

SPEAKER_00 30:12

Yeah. I just want to make you cool. Stop. I knew I knew a 55 that used to do that too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:17

I want to fix the exhaust leak and then I want to start making it cool. Yeah. I gotta buy a $300 fucking spring compressor for the front.

SPEAKER_00 30:25

Oof.

SPEAKER_01 30:25

Yeah. It takes a special kind to get the springs out of those cars. Oh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:31

Like it goes from the inside, not the outside.

SPEAKER_01 30:33

Yeah, it's an inside type. Yeah. But you gotta use these fucking biscuit looking things instead of the forks because there's not enough room for the fingers. Right. So you gotta use these plates.

SPEAKER_00 30:42

That slide in between. And they have the groove in them for the spring.

SPEAKER_01 30:45

Yeah. Yeah. I haven't seen those in a while, but $300. Damn. Whatever. Yeah. It's gonna look bitching when it's lowered. I I'm also not rushing it because I think the tires are too tall anyway. Yeah. So I'm just trying to wait until I can afford to buy tires too. Cause that's I'm paying for that shit.

SPEAKER_00 31:02

Your blocks show up?

SPEAKER_01 31:03

Yeah, I got the blocks. Hell yeah. Yeah, I got the blocks. Three inch. Three? That bitch would be low. It is. And then I take a coil out of the front, maybe a coil and a half. Put that biz itch on the ground. It'll be cool. Yeah. It'll be cool.

SPEAKER_00 31:20

Yeah, I'm looking at it. I try to design your car too.

SPEAKER_01 31:23

Yeah?

SPEAKER_00 31:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

Yeah. It's pretty easy to customize.

SPEAKER_00 31:27

Yeah, and you know what's really funny is like all of a sudden I'm like, yeah, what about the 53? So I threw it on there. And it's pretty simple to customize too. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:39

Greenville, Texas, 903 455 71715. That's a real Greenville number. Be right back. Woo! And we're back. Yeah, it was weird. Yeah, that was really weird. Our electric company just told us that they're doing inspections on equipment. Oh, that's cool. Like your wires? I I g I I don't know. Meters, maybe? Oh. Transformers? I don't fucking know. Man, that's no expected outages. Hmm. I was like, is the fucking bill due already?

SPEAKER_00 32:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:15

But no, it's not.

SPEAKER_00 32:16

You're like, that's a real Greenville number.

SPEAKER_01 32:18

Yeah, yeah. I was like, oh shit, that's a real Greenville number. Yeah. I had done paid my light bill.

SPEAKER_00 32:22

Yeah. Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_01 32:23

And I'm pretty sure I had paid my internet bill.

SPEAKER_00 32:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:27

So anyhow.

SPEAKER_00 32:28

Yeah, well.

SPEAKER_01 32:29

So talk to me, home dog.

SPEAKER_00 32:31

What about?

SPEAKER_01 32:32

What's up with the 39? I don't know, dude. What's up with the that's a bit that's a big ass fucking landslide. So when we talked about it last week with Les here, yeah. I had just given it to you. Yes. So it was still kind of boiling in your brain.

SPEAKER_00 32:44

Yeah, no, it's been a fucking it's been a literal like fucking cluster fuck in my head.

SPEAKER_01 32:49

But you've been designing it for seven days.

SPEAKER_00 32:51

Yeah, but that's the funny part. No matter how I design it, it keeps coming out the same. Except for that one that I just showed you where I kind of kept the same look. Yeah. In the end, it all ends up the same. It ends up flat white with fucking gloss red interior, everything. Yeah. Like it keeps ending up like that. Yeah. Yeah. And I think that's how you should be. Yeah. No, no fucking roof.

SPEAKER_01 33:17

Yeah, no roof. So you have 100% decided to go roadster. Oh, yeah. 100%. So fucking cool. Hey, I thought Kelly might be like, oh man. You know what I mean? Like what'd he say? I thought it would be like, hey, he's gonna make it a roadster. I I was I was actually worried about this. Fucking excited. He goes, that's gonna be so fucking are you kidding me? I swear to God.

unknown 33:36

Fuck, dude.

SPEAKER_01 33:37

You know what's funny? He goes, There's still gonna be a lot of fab work we have to do. He goes, but that's gonna be fucking cool.

SPEAKER_00 33:41

But the other thing too is for the week, I've been worried about that. Yeah, no, he's in. Because I don't know how to find him. I told you on Instagram. Yeah, but you guys told me his his somebody else's name and that's on Facebook.

SPEAKER_01 33:55

Oh, okay. Oh Kelly King 1929.

SPEAKER_00 33:58

Oh, I didn't realize he was actually on because oh, okay. Yeah, he's on Instagram. Gotcha. You go through his wife for Facebook. Oh, okay. I thought you meant Instagram too. No, no, no. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 34:08

Kelly King 1929.

SPEAKER_00 34:09

Because I was literally typing in, trying to type in her name in there.

SPEAKER_01 34:13

Kelly's a bad motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 34:15

Bro, that dude's cool as shit.

SPEAKER_01 34:16

Um, but no, he's fired up.

SPEAKER_00 34:18

Dude.

SPEAKER_01 34:18

He was like, so we got there's still a bunch of fab work to do, but that's gonna be fucking cool. Um he's fired up.

SPEAKER_00 34:28

Yeah, so and then and then I'm on I'm I'm kind of like, I don't know. Like the whole interior thing, I want to keep it original and all that, but at the same time, because it's a roadster, what if it rains? So then I was like, so do I do a fiberglass dash? I mean you could, but I think it'll take away from the car. Yeah, I've got so many, and the other thing too is like the suspension and shit. I'm not fucking changing it. Like I might drop it, you know, like do the drop on it and all that shit, but I think that I don't know. Cause what would you say? The suspension kind of gives you the whole 60s vibe.

SPEAKER_01 35:09

It's a very, it's a very early to early mid-70s street machine.

SPEAKER_00 35:17

Is that what it okay maybe 60s, okay?

SPEAKER_01 35:20

But it's very 70s in my opinion.

SPEAKER_00 35:23

See, like in my eyes, the way I the the way my brain's trying to wrap around it, like everybody, I know what everybody wants to say. You put an LS in it, you know, that kind of shit. But my brain wraps around grandpa gave fucking his son a fucking car, yeah, and then he didn't want to do fucking shit with it. Yeah. So then his son takes over it in the fucking 70s, yeah. And it's like, I'm gonna do everything I can now. But like, I don't want to do like all the fucking new shit.

SPEAKER_01 35:53

Like, I talked to the guy that built the car.

SPEAKER_00 35:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:56

And he built it to street race in mesquite and pleasant grove and shit.

SPEAKER_00 36:01

Does it have a rear end?

SPEAKER_01 36:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:02

It's got a tin bolt in it. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 36:05

Yeah. It's got a set, it's got a pair of fucking Fenton slot mags on the back of it that are probably worth a pretty good chunk of money.

SPEAKER_00 36:12

Really? Mm-hmm. Hmm. Well, I don't need that. No, but you can sell them. I need I need uh some steelys. Yeah, I'm gonna do steely's first and all that. Later on, if it ends up being like a full build, I'm gonna do like cross-laced, not not heavy wires. Right. But cross-laced fucking thick wires. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then fucking do the do the red fucking colors of the interior.

SPEAKER_01 36:40

Bone stock powertrain drive?

SPEAKER_00 36:42

Yeah, no, it's gonna be a fucking cruiser. Fuck yeah. Yeah, I'm not I'm not trying to fucking be hot rod. I mean, the whole thing is is I mean, let's cut to the chase. It could be it's a heavy ass car. No. You could no? No. No? That's carrying away shit. Okay. Well, then it's not a heavy car, okay? A stock three a stock fucking small block and uh and an automatic, it's got more power than that fucking super we've got. So I'm good.

SPEAKER_01 37:05

Well, and two, it's not that kind of car. No, it's not, but also it probably had 90 horsepower new.

SPEAKER_00 37:12

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:13

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 37:14

Yeah, no, it's it's gonna just get because I'm not gonna have like I'm not gonna like pop a fucking hood on it. Yes, you know, that's that kind of car. So and then that's what leads me to that. So then my design goes, so do I the the the fucking vents on the side? On the hood? Yeah, yeah, on the hood portion. So my brain goes to fucking weld them like closed, where it's where it's smooth, but have somebody come in and do louvers in in placement.

SPEAKER_01 37:42

So what I wanted to do was dimple dye them like little bullet-shaped portals all the way down it, not like Buick portals.

SPEAKER_00 37:51

I but I know I know what you mean.

SPEAKER_01 37:53

But the teardrop style.

SPEAKER_00 37:54

Like what was that? The straight eight cars had something.

SPEAKER_01 37:56

Yeah, the Buick's Buick's always had portals. Yeah. I wanted to do something like a dimple-dyed portal, but not Buick. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:05

I don't know if that makes sense or not. Yeah, but those fucking those vent things on the fucking fenders. Oh, they're horrible. Those they look like air vents that drive. They do. They look like those. 100% they do. Like, like if I was going it like literally, if I went to the fucking typical rat rod type people, I'd fucking cut those out and actually put those on.

SPEAKER_01 38:24

Yeah, with the fucking open closer.

SPEAKER_00 38:27

Oh yeah. Yeah. That's how you got your your your talk more brakes at the racetrack. Yeah, right. Downforce motherfucker. Downforce, bitch. Yeah, no, it's just gonna be bare bones, fucking powertrain. Like nothing uh A to B. Yeah. A to B. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:42

I I'm excited for you to do it. I think it's pretty cool, man.

SPEAKER_00 38:44

I just wanna I just want to get it eventually to where it's not I'm just going down the street or something like that. I want to be able to fucking eventually jump in that motherfucker and take it somewhere. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:56

Yeah. And not worry about it.

SPEAKER_01 38:58

There's nothing cooler than driving to some of these events further away.

SPEAKER_00 39:03

Yeah. You know what I mean? And that's my thing. Fucking uh drive your shit. So this weekend we have off.

SPEAKER_01 39:12

Um Friday night, I'm supposed to go to this thing. I just don't know that I'm gonna go. Um car thing? Ish. Ish. I've been to one already.

SPEAKER_00 39:21

Oh, yeah, okay. I just I don't know. Same one? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:24

It's not really my scene. I don't know. Whatever. Andy's going.

SPEAKER_00 39:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 39:29

So I don't know if I'm gonna go or not. Well, I don't know. Just whatever. I don't drink. So going to something like that, I'm just like Yeah, I don't either. You got Dr. Pepper. Y'all got sweet tea. So did you say Long Island? Yeah, no, I did not. No. So yeah, we're we're off this weekend. Yeah. As far as boothing and merchandising and MC and nothing like that. No. But I may pop up somewhere at a show near here. Yes. Maybe I might do it both days. Yeah. Saturday and Sunday. I might pop up unannounced, un uh promoted, unmarketed. Right. Show up. Yeah. Be a car guy for the weekend. Um because it's hard, man. People don't realize it, but like, that's also my downtime.

SPEAKER_00 40:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:22

You know, like not right. So it's tough whenever I'm always working these things. Yeah. Sometimes I just want to go be a car guy. And if I've got a weekend off and I'm not booked somewhere, well then cool, I can just pop up somewhere.

SPEAKER_00 40:39

Yeah. No, but that's always a good one. Tell a few homies.

SPEAKER_01 40:42

Yeah. You know, so I'm not there by myself. That's always good.

SPEAKER_00 40:44

And you show up and they're like, hey Brian, can you go in my room?

SPEAKER_01 40:46

Nope. None of that. Not this weekend. And I got no voice. And the reason I'm not is because next weekend, Tomato Fest, Jacksonville, Texas. Tomato Fest. It's an all-weekend deal. There's hundreds of vendors. Wow. The car show's big, a couple hundred cars. Wow. We are setting the booth up at that one. I am MC in that one. Yeah, Tomato Fest got all kinds of shit. They got a tomato peeling contest where you peel them with your teeth. I don't know. That's some dirty shit. Something about the biggest tomato? God. You know it's bad. Why they didn't just call them reds?

SPEAKER_00 41:29

I fucking hate tomatoes. Red fruit with a passion.

SPEAKER_01 41:32

Red vegetable.

SPEAKER_00 41:33

There ain't no passion with a fucking.

SPEAKER_01 41:35

So you know you're not gonna enter the peeling contest?

SPEAKER_00 41:38

Fuck no.

SPEAKER_01 41:38

Really? Really? Oh. Yeah, it's called tomato fest. So like I have to. It is a wood hot rods doing the car show part.

SPEAKER_00 41:45

Like people have witnessed it too. Like it's it's a really odd thing. You can literally hand me something. It's got tomatoes in it. I can't see it. Can't see it whatsoever. And it's literally, I take a bite, maybe not even chew into it, swallow it, and then all of a sudden, it's already in my throat getting swallowed, and then like, what the fuck? Oh, there's tomatoes. I do. Stand by. We'll be right back.

SPEAKER_01 42:25

Why is there a black guy in here? He had heard about us naming fruit a while ago. Orange. All right, listen. So come on, orange. All right, so it come on. We're always back. Uh it's Wednesday. It is Wednesday. It's Wednesday, and not everybody sees because ZuckerTurd's algorithm is horrible on social media. Bro. You don't always see posts from everybody. No. So I posted last week of New Flyer. Yeah. Because the hometown hangout has now been renamed to the Rodden Style Cruise Inn. Right. Uh it's no longer every Wednesday. No. Uh we already went through all that last week. It's no longer every Wednesday. It's now going to be second Friday. Except for this next. Except for this month. Dumbass. Starting next month. I fucked up. I don't know. We maybe still have it. I'll talk to Les tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 43:20

Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 43:21

I'm Yeah, because I had just talked about I'm booked for Jacksonville this weekend. Yeah. And then you're like fuck. And I'm getting a hotel on Friday night. Yeah. And now I don't I mean, I could just cancel the hotel and leave early. Yeah. No. Fuck that. Have to be in Jacksonville at I guess like seven thirty or eight. Yeah, you're out of your motherfucking mind. Have to leave at five thirty or six in Dewey with Brooke and Spencer. Ooh. Yeah. Like that whole thing was like Texas. That shit was cool as fuck until you told me that. Jacksonville, Texas. It's only two hours away. Oh, Florida? Yeah, it's only it's only a two hour trip. So I'm just like it's down by Tyler, like south of Tyler.

SPEAKER_00 44:04

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:05

South of Athens and all that shit.

SPEAKER_00 44:06

Right.

SPEAKER_01 44:07

Um so anyway, uh, but I'd posted it, Fred is it. And Fred follows us. Yeah. Algorithms, man. Algorithms. Yeah, it's real crazy. If I'd have written that shit in some kind of fucking other hieroglyphics? Yeah, that. There you go. Yeah. Something else.

SPEAKER_00 44:24

Oh wait, those people are still around too.

SPEAKER_01 44:26

Yeah. If I'd have said like, I don't know, America sucks or something, it would have made it on everybody's Facebook page. Don't get me started on that shit. Because they only want you to hate. Yeah, they do. They don't want you to fucking talk cool stuff on social media. But whatever.

SPEAKER_00 44:41

I'm not gonna go into that. No, no. Whatever. I mean, some of us aren't fucking boot-licking Nazis. Yeah, Jimmy's a bootlick Nazi. Oh yeah, that's right. I'm a bootlicking Nazi.

SPEAKER_01 44:50

Boot licking Nazi, you are.

SPEAKER_00 44:52

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 44:53

Because you just ran an experiment so people you could see who saw what.

SPEAKER_00 44:57

Yeah, and that's the thing. There was it was a dual experiment. Yeah, I got you. But but yeah, it it it fucking worked. Yeah, it worked. Yeah, never liked you anyway. Yeah, well, I wanted to be a boot-licking Nazi, and how else am I gonna do it? I need to be clarified on Facebook. Yeah. I'm just kidding. Shows what you know. Yeah, how how dare you call me a bootlicker?

SPEAKER_01 45:15

People that you thought you never liked you. Go fucking figure. Yeah. Oh, I didn't mean to say fag out loud. Oh, I didn't until just then. Sorry.

unknown 45:29

I did see help one it.

SPEAKER_01 45:31

Yeah. Oh, the help wanted. See? See, it showed that one, but you didn't see the didn't see the other one. So that's crazy. That shows you that they pick and choose what people see.

SPEAKER_00 45:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:43

It's not social networking.

SPEAKER_00 45:45

Yeah, it sent him that and said, Don't drop your truck off. Don't drop your truck off. He person short.

SPEAKER_01 45:50

There's a reason. Yeah. There's a reason that these cameras they're putting up around here are called flock cameras. Yeah. Because they're keeping up with the flock. Bro. It's what it is. I know.

SPEAKER_00 46:03

It's what it is. You know, I ain't got to shit happen. Bro, I don't, I don't, I don't got shit to hide, but that shit that shit's weird.

SPEAKER_01 46:10

We're just letting all this shit happen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:11

Anyway, I better stop. Yeah. I better stop. AI. AI. I mean, we use it.

SPEAKER_01 46:17

Might as well have cameras. You know what I found out a while ago?

SPEAKER_00 46:19

What'd you find out?

SPEAKER_01 46:20

You know, I used to be really cool about promoting our storage facility across the street. Yes. Back when Wes and Erica Dalton owned it, and it was called Adventure Boat and RV storage. Yes. Do you know what they're doing on the prices over there? Don't tell me they're fucking AI generated. A hundred percent. What? Monthly, whatever AI says the going rate around here is, that's what they change it to. We've had three rent increases on those storage buildings since they bought it from Wes.

SPEAKER_00 46:49

So literally your bill is not the same every month? No. That's fucked up. Nope. That is fucked up.

SPEAKER_01 46:55

And I have four 15 by 54 foot units over there that now are going to cost me almost $2,100 a month. God bless America. That's almost half my rent over here. So I'm looking for we gotta we gotta have something for Rodden Style anyway. Yeah. So I'm looking for a small shop somewhere that we can put these storage cars in right around here somewhere. That I can also turn into the Rodden Style building.

SPEAKER_00 47:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:23

So anywho.

SPEAKER_00 47:24

That's a big building.

SPEAKER_01 47:26

Yeah. Yeah. But in one of those, it's just a couple of my things. Like I don't have to have that fourth one. Yeah. But they've had a 30% drop in uh uh uh tenants in the last like month or I mean one of them we can just clear out and put it in my driveway, but yeah, I got a truck to move. Yeah, we could do that, and then just have to haul it up here to work on it.

SPEAKER_00 47:50

We got trailers. Jimmy, what are you doing this weekend? I'm just sitting in the fucking driveway. I'm just vroom vroom, vroom, vroom. Like literally, all of a sudden. I would like to say something. Hey Jimmy, are we gonna do this? Kelly Kelly Kelly reaches out and like, hey, are we gonna do this? Hey, hey, you better bring your shit to my house.

SPEAKER_01 48:11

Yeah, or your Kelly is like, what are you gonna do with that car? I'm gonna get driveway head. I'm gonna fucking stare at it.

SPEAKER_00 48:17

Why do you think it's getting bench seats?

SPEAKER_01 48:18

You're boiling me in it. That's what I'm doing. Uh so our buddy Fred showed up. Yes, because he thought we were supposed to have a hangout. And I want to let him know that truck sounded fucking amazing. It did.

SPEAKER_00 48:30

It did. Like literally, he's like, Did the hot rod just pull up?

SPEAKER_01 48:33

It was like rah, rah, rah, rah. I was like, Oh, there's a hot rod out there.

SPEAKER_00 48:36

Yeah.

unknown 48:37

I'm gonna get a license plate, just say yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_01 48:40

Yeah, man. I like that. I like that. Yep, yep, yep. That motor sounds killer. And and everybody knows that I'm anti-LS swap. But damn. His is done right though, man. It's got factory computer and shit. Yeah. His his truck, his truck thinks it's a 2003 GMC truck. Oh, wow. Everything in it is all it's all factory. It the whole everything got put in that truck. It's a 67. But it sounds incredible. Dude. And I'm not gonna lie to you. Me and Les have been talking. We're probably gonna do it to the to Dewey. You think so? Yeah. Man, if we're gonna drive it all over the country for car shows and shit, it makes sense. It's either that or a Cummins swap, and I don't want to do that either.

SPEAKER_00 49:22

No.

SPEAKER_01 49:24

So everybody else is doing Cummins. I mean, everybody else is also doing LS's. But throw up just a that motor right there sounded bad, boy. And honestly, for as upgraded as it was compared to a normal LS, that the price wasn't that bad on that motor. No. Four grand or something like that? Yeah.

unknown 49:43

I I'm impressed.

SPEAKER_01 49:44

Yeah, that's and it's fast. And it is fast. Go. His truck's fast. Fuck yeah. Like sketchy fast.

SPEAKER_00 49:52

Hell yeah. Yeah, that truck runs good. Fuck yeah. So what training in it? 4060. Okay. I don't know if I'm allowed to say that anymore. Am I? Yeah. It's okay here. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's alright. It's a pre-op. Oh, this is my safe place. It's a pre-op training. Pre-op. It's a pre-op training. It's still got a wiener.

SPEAKER_01 50:13

It's a boy. I just wondered, do they give you a new birth certificate with that surgery?

SPEAKER_00 50:19

No, you still got a wiener on a fucking piece of paper. That's weird.

SPEAKER_01 50:22

So the piece of paper still says you've you're a wiener carrier.

SPEAKER_00 50:25

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 50:26

Or a non-wiener carrier.

SPEAKER_00 50:27

I mean, they don't like, hey, here you go. Here's your whole fucking new identity. So it's not like you get like a fucking identity problem. So you don't get like a bonded title and shit with it. No.

SPEAKER_01 50:35

Like you walked out of there with no You walked in with a dick and a piece of paper.

SPEAKER_00 50:42

You need a fucking salvage title for that shit.

SPEAKER_01 50:43

Right. Then you walk out with no dick and the same piece of paper.

SPEAKER_00 50:47

Hmm. Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 50:48

Is there I wonder if it's like a diminished value thing though? But do you think it feels still feels the same? Does your health insurance get cheaper because you lost a part?

SPEAKER_00 50:55

Do you think it still feels the same?

SPEAKER_01 50:58

No. Why would it feel the same?

SPEAKER_00 51:00

Well, I mean, a penis is a penis.

SPEAKER_01 51:05

It's a good call.

SPEAKER_00 51:08

Oh, I mean, the other way.

SPEAKER_01 51:10

My bad. Yeah, but I don't know if you have to ask a porcupine. Hmm. You get dicks coming out instead of or going in instead of coming out. So I I don't. I mean, in theory, you're just rubbing heads together, huh? I mean, I ain't never had a I never had a heart on it, gave me a stomachache. No.

SPEAKER_00 51:29

One go touche. Right?

unknown 51:33

Whoa. Right.

SPEAKER_00 51:34

Imagine that.

SPEAKER_01 51:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:35

I ain't never woke up with a boner and been like, damn, I'm all up in my guts. Can you imagine if they did it wrong and all of a sudden you had like this little like your glit was like this little penis that just like a little it's like a little dicklet?

SPEAKER_01 51:50

That's fucking great. He's got teeth. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 51:53

Have you ever seen that movie? No, teeth. No. Oh, yeah. That's exactly what you think. Okay. Yeah, Chick has teeth. Okay. Yeah. And she uses them. Not on purpose. Well, there was a couple times. She had teeth in her cooch? Yeah. That's weird. It's fucking weird. I watched that right out of after a human centipede. It's like a carved pumpkin. Yeah. Oof. That's a lot. Imagine that. So.

SPEAKER_01 52:16

But look, man, we just had a conversation about Dewey getting 7.7 miles a gallon.

SPEAKER_00 52:21

Yeah, that Cummins would get about the same.

SPEAKER_01 52:24

Right. I mean, I I burned I mean, I I mean, goddamn. 204-mile round trip and burned $140 something dollars worth of gas.

SPEAKER_00 52:33

So factory for 200 miles. But factory LS, what do you think you're gonna get with that heavy ass truck? Up proteins. You think so? Absolutely. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 52:41

I think I could put a small block in it and and get twelve.

SPEAKER_00 52:45

I thought that yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:46

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I could just put a a stock good running 350. Yeah.

unknown 52:53

Those stock wheels and tires?

SPEAKER_01 52:55

No. No, they're aluminum wheels and shorter tires on top of having 411 gears.

SPEAKER_00 53:00

Yeah, if you change the if you change the gears out and put a and put a a different motor in it, probably you probably do pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 53:05

I think if I just leave the 411s in it but do a LS and a 4L60 or 4L80, either one. Yeah. I think just adding overdrive and a and a more efficient motor. Yeah, true. I think it'll get 15 or so. Yeah. I really, I really do believe that. You know what I mean? Ditch one of the gas tanks to save some weight. Yeah. You know? Maybe ditch them both and just put a fuel cell in the bed, like uh under the bed, like a big blazer tank. Oh, yeah, that'd be cool. You know what I mean? Yeah. Where is it from? Didally? It's across the street. Yeah, I went and got the Thunderbird. Um here's my problem with that deal.

SPEAKER_00 53:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:44

The Thunderbird gets killer mileage.

unknown 53:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:47

It's got a fucking 390 and a C4 in it. I don't understand how it gets such good gas mileage, but it's really good. Yeah. But the AC don't work. And I know I sound like a bitch. However, the Dooley does have throw ice chunks at your ass AC in it.

SPEAKER_00 54:04

Yeah, no, 100%.

SPEAKER_01 54:05

And cruise control.

SPEAKER_00 54:06

This year this year made me realize uh just just with the little bit of heat we got, like, oh yeah, I'm a bitch. Yeah. I I have to use my AC. Right. Yeah, and I'm looking at my fucking my fucking gas gauge, because it gets really good gas mileage until I put that fucking AC on.

SPEAKER_01 54:20

I mean, the and do we don't care? It'll get the same seven miles a gallon with or without AC, with or without a trailer. You could be pulling a mobile home.

SPEAKER_00 54:29

Well, 39 won't have fucking AC.

SPEAKER_01 54:31

Won't need it. No.

SPEAKER_00 54:32

Won't need it.

SPEAKER_01 54:34

So I'm gonna have to fix the air in the Thunderbird. That's one of the now that's that's not gonna keep me from making it cool first. No, 100%. I'll do that shit later. Yeah, yeah. I just figured out I'll just start wearing wife beaters when I drive it. Yeah. That way my shirt don't get soaked when I get somewhere. Right. Because it it does. Um might have to start going back to no draws. Hmm. Get pimples on my ass in that hot ass vinyl. This guy. Oh fuck, man. Um what else do we got? Anything else we want to cover?

SPEAKER_00 55:08

I'm sure there's a lot. You know what's really cool? So I was walking through the shop today, and uh a person of management won't name any names. My shop or your shop? My shop. Okay, cool. There's only one, bro. Hey, you were a topic. I go, of what?

SPEAKER_01 55:26

You were a topic?

SPEAKER_00 55:27

I'm like, a topic where? And he's like, you're a topic in the big the big manager meeting. I go.

SPEAKER_01 55:33

Is that from when you got mad the other day?

SPEAKER_00 55:34

I was like, oh, I was. And he's like, Yeah, I go, good or bad. I go, hold on. Am I fired? Is this about my work area? And he goes, absolutely. I go, really? And he goes, Yeah, yeah. This whole shop decided to flip script. I think because possibly the owner was in there, and then all of a sudden found out that Jimmy's been outside for two years. Yeah. Oh. Oh. So all of a sudden it became uh mad dash. Nobody puts anything under there uh after this truck leaves. We don't put anything under there. That is Jimmy's spot. If it wasn't there, what would you do? Yep. That's what you need to do. Nice. I was like, fucking hey, right. Fucking right. Can I get a spot inside where it's not hot? Yeah, do y'all have y'all got anything inside or no? No, but no, I I'm grateful for that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm also grateful that I didn't get the email that said that all the married guys were supposed to go meet for beers today in the multi-purpose room to talk about marriage. I'm like, cool. Maybe I didn't get invited because I'm on my third marriage. Don't nobody want to talk about- I don't know. Don't nobody want to talk about marriage. Yeah, what the fuck? Brooke was. You said drunk and marriage in the same sentence. Oh, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 56:50

Yeah. Her car's still in the body shop. From this hailstorm thing. Yeah, that bitch got that bitch gotta sell you like it looked like a fucking golf ball, dude. Yeah. Six six thousand miles on a brand new car, and it looked like a golf ball. Um this guy's like, I pop one dent and there's another one. Huh? At the house? Oh, it got yeah, we're getting everything. They're not fixing our fence though. They're paying to stain it. And I'm like, well, what about the part where it's leaning over like two feet? Like, that's stain's not gonna fix that. No. But um gutters, AC, windows.

SPEAKER_00 57:27

Fuck.

SPEAKER_01 57:28

Yeah. Yep. Um it was high.

SPEAKER_00 57:32

It was a big estimate. You know, you should really move out there where we are. I'd love to. I'm the only reason I'm saying that is because fucking everything comes straight for us and fucking right around us.

SPEAKER_01 57:41

I say I'd love to. Um I drive old shit.

SPEAKER_00 57:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:47

Every day. I mean I have a I have a newer truck, but Oh, you mean the two lane roads? Well, just the distance.

SPEAKER_00 57:52

Yeah, that's true. You know what I mean? Just what if? Yeah, cuz because right now there's only one way to go, really.

SPEAKER_01 57:59

I mean, I have a nice newer truck. Yeah. But I'll just let Tyson drive it with his daughter in it, because I don't Right. If I have old shit that runs and drives, I'm not driving that truck.

SPEAKER_00 58:10

If the 39 fucking ran and drove right now, you think I'd drive that fucking Subaru? I'm telling you. Even in the fucking heat, I'd be like, taking the fucking 39.

SPEAKER_01 58:18

Like I like today, I was all bummed. I'm like, man, both my shit's broke. You know what I mean? Yeah. And everybody's like, you have other vehicles. I was like, not cool ones. Not cool ones. I don't want to drive that boring shit that I pay for. Bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, but you know, whatever. It was a small repair for both vehicles. Yeah. But that's part of it for me. Like, that didn't have anything to do with using those to get business and all that. We don't market the shop anymore.

SPEAKER_00 58:45

Right.

SPEAKER_01 58:45

We don't we don't chase work for the shop anymore. So I'm not, that's not why I'm driving that shit. I'm driving that shit because I'm a fucking car guy.

SPEAKER_00 58:51

Well, yeah, 100%.

SPEAKER_01 58:53

That's boring. I look like every other cocksucker in Rockwall with a lifted F-150.

SPEAKER_00 58:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:58

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 58:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:59

And I don't want to be that guy sometimes. Sometimes I do.

SPEAKER_00 59:02

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:02

Tomorrow I probably will. I have a meeting I have to go to. I probably want to blend in with the crowd. You know what I mean? I don't always want to have the cool shit.

SPEAKER_00 59:10

Where are you going? Rockwall? Yeah. Figured. Yeah. So, but sometimes I want to- Do you need to squat it a little bit?

SPEAKER_01 59:18

No, I don't need to squat it. Oh, okay. Uh, I could take Clayton's truck and use the rock lights. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Roughest riding truck I've ever been in in my life. That truck rides worse than my my mini trucks did.

SPEAKER_00 59:31

Damn.

SPEAKER_01 59:32

It's fucking horrible. Like, he was like, it needs shocks. I was like, then buy shocks. Yeah. He was like, I just spent all my money getting the BMW fixed. I was like, touche. Touche. Because it's saving him some gas money.

SPEAKER_00 59:43

Oh, is that what he's driving? Yeah, yeah, every day. Good. Yeah? Yeah, he sent me a picture.

SPEAKER_01 59:47

Yeah, he should probably get it tagged. Yeah, whatever. Whatever. You gotta get it inspected first. Yeah, whatever. And that dash is. Yeah, whatever. Bright. Is it? Yeah, every line on that motherfucker is on. Oh, yeah, whatever. It looks like a BMW dash. So Yeah, whatever. Um he's driving the shit out of it. I hear him every morning when he's Rockwell County, right? He's leaving for work. It is Rockwell County. So what's wrong with it? Uh he just got it running? Yeah, he put a water pump on it. Um V V T solenoid. I don't know what else.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:25

I should really roll up to my people. See if they would do it. Mm-hmm. Because they're Rockwell County.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:32

Whatever lights on. But whatever.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:38

Yeah, I'll have to see.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:39

Yeah. It's an 07. Yeah. Uh but he's happy. He's driving his car. Good. He's taking his truck tomorrow night because he's going to a concert in the stockyards. Right. He's like, I can't, I can't take that car to a concert in the stockyards. I'm like, why not? And he's like, do you know what the Foot Worth cops will be like at night when you're pulling out of a concert in that car? I was like, that's a good point.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:02

Yeah, bitch. You better be going sideways if you're gonna come out. They're gonna stop you anyway.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:05

That car's on the ground with badass high dollar wheels and body work going on. Yeah. And it's loud.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:13

Yeah. So he was like, yeah, I'm taking the Duramax. I was like, I don't blame you. And then Friday I think it's supposed to rain or something. Oh yeah. So he was like, Yeah, I don't have wipers. Oh shit. Someone take the Duramax. I'm like, you're a hoe, because I'm still gonna drive my old shit and just let it leak on me. Yeah. I don't care. I I say that, I don't know. But I was supposed to go to Fort Worth tomorrow. Oh yeah, everybody. Tomorrow night, first Thursday of the month, uh head out to Fort Worth to Sickies Garage Burger Bar. Oh yeah. Uh Chuck Stanfield, Cheetah Slick Culture, uh putting on his monthly hangout night, cruise in at Sickies. So Chuck's first Thursday. We're second Friday. And then Cars and Coffee is third Saturday. See how we did that?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:00

That's good.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:01

Yeah. That's good. Yeah. Real good. I think so. Um, but yeah, tomorrow night, Sicky's garage. Even if I can't make it, you motherfuckers ought to. It's gonna be a good time. There was probably a hundred cars last time. It was it was banging.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:14

And if you can't make it out there, where do you need to go?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:17

Tomorrow night, Rowette. There you go. Yeah, Rowette. Corner of Dow Rockin' 66. Head to Wendy's. Yes, sir. Wendy's parking lot. Next the parking lot next to Wendy's. Yeah. We call it Wendy's. They call it the corner.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:28

Well, it's kind of like the next to if you know the area, it's like right next to the drainage ditch. Yeah, with all the cats. Yeah, with all the cats. Yeah, and the litter boxes and fuck all that shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:37

Yeah. Why do you put litter boxes outside? That's weird. I mean, this day and age, it might be for fucking customers. Man, there was a kid that went to school at Clayton School that she identified as a cat and literally had a fucking litter box. I shit you negative. Why are you looking at me like you're fucking shitting me, right? Like litter boxy. No.

unknown 1:02:58

She identified as a cat.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:00

Yeah, cat, ears, tail, and they couldn't make her not identify as a cat. So they just let her identify as a cat. I'm not bullshitting you.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:07

I'd whoop her ass and see how quick she meows.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:09

Yeah. How many lives you got, bitch?

SPEAKER_00 1:03:11

Yeah. You whoop that ass. I guarantee she ain't gonna fucking meow at you. No, yeah. I'm not playing. Oh my god. Dead ass series. Serial. That's just as bad as like all of a sudden your fucking three or four-year-old tells you, I think I'm a I think I'm a boy. Yeah. When she's a girl. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, let's run with this. Like seriously? You're supporting a four-year-old saying, I'm a boy. What make you feel that way? Well, because there's like a fucking nine or ten-year-old out there that thinks she's a fucking boy. Because when she was like three or four, yeah, it was kind of personal. Uh get it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:49

Damn, that's cheap. Les just sent me a really, really good deal on a really cheap Thunderbird. Okay. Really good deal. $6,500. Damn. Must be getting divorced.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:07

Or she took it.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:09

Um. But anyway. Yeah. Identified as a cat.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:16

Whatever. So we're done with this world.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:20

What if what is this? Oh, that's my dear me letter. I hadn't looked at that in a while. Anyway. What else we got? Don't have much. Nah, this is a pretty decent episode. Yeah, it was. I don't even think it was that comical. Maybe a little. Fruit. Fruit. Sure. Yeah. Orange. Yeah, I'm gonna go home and get some yellow pudding.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:45

No, you're not. You're not. You're not. I can't call it. Well, we're not calling it banana anymore. Well, no, that's that's my whole point. How how do you look around the fucking room like, okay, we gotta name this shit? Hold on just a minute. And you get all the way to fucking orange. I'm just curious. And all you can think of is the color and the fucking orange is orange? Yeah, but apples. You know what I'm saying? Like apples.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:06

Bananas, yellow. Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. How did the banana get its name? Let's find out. Chat GPT. You said transcribing. It's probably something they're going, oh fuck, I don't know. It said this recording cannot be processed. Well, fine then. How did the banana get its name? The word banana most likely came into English through Portuguese or Spanish traders in West Africa during the fifteen hundreds. Portuguese word banana appears to have been borrowed from a West African language, although linguists aren't completely certain which one. Oh, you're making this shit up.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:52

They use AI to AI.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:54

Yeah. Interestingly, bananas are originally native to Southeast Asia, not Africa. Okay. They were cultivated for thousands of years in places such as, yeah, those places, New Guinea and surrounding regions before spreading westward across the Indian Ocean and into Africa long before Europeans arrived. Well, this is stupid. It just doesn't tell us. I feel like it was some dude's name. I feel like the dude that found it, his name was Banana, and it became the banana.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:23

Look, when you when you move on to another, no, no, you just ask how fruit got its name. That's a whole fucking rabbit hole, homie. Oh yeah, I bet. Oh god. Like orange came from the Skandirk. That's where I'm gonna get to. Then Persia, then Persian. Didn't we just bomb them? Then Arabic, then Spanish, French, and finally English. The orange. Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:50

What the f Where'd you come up with the goddamn name? But why? See, there's no answer there. Yeah. I think it was just like when you move into a new neighborhood, first person that moves onto a street names the street.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:01

Banana likely came from the West African word that Portuguese traders adopted. But why?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:10

Where did it originate is what I I you see what I'm saying? I don't grapefruit.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:19

Yeah, it's also not grows in clusters and resembles grapes. But not really, because it's about the size of an orange. But they grow in clusters rather than just one at a time type thing, I guess. Okay. I got you. Pineapple. Early Europeans thought it looked like a pine cone and tasted like an apple. So they combined the word pineapple. That makes fucking sense. At least there's something there. But orange. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:44

Adopted from all these fucking things to English. Yeah. And like I said, I want to meet Richard Eggplant.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:51

Listen, motherfucker. I want to know why a fucking orange is named after its goddamn color. And why are you fucking blurping my cussing out?

unknown 1:08:03

Because it's free.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:07

Can you figure that one out? Fair question.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:09

You got the free version?

SPEAKER_00 1:08:11

She says, first off, first, I am not intentionally blurping, in quotes. You're cussing.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:22

I love Chad GPZ.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:25

Bitch. Fruit. Named orange first. Color. Later named after the fruit.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:39

Hard to argue.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:42

I mean. Motherfucker, that told me goddamn jack shit. I told you why they're. Motherfucker, I do not look at something and go, oh, look, apple.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:51

There's a red. No, go the opposite way. Does it really fuck you up with candy apple red?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:01

You see?

SPEAKER_01 1:09:02

I get it. I get it.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:04

I don't know. But if you were going to paint something, it'd be oranges.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:07

Yeah. You know what would look like a good pair of oranges?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:10

Big ass titty.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:11

As always, be sure to like, follow, and share the Ryland Strong Network. Go to RylandStrongnetwork.org and check out that uh if you're interested, I saw a post from Mike Pruitt that uh board member applications are live. You can uh if you want to be on the board of the Ryland Strong Network, I strongly suggest it. It was a very rewarding time of my life, and I have a tattoo to prove it. Anyway, go to RylandStrongnetwork.org. 9474 Foundation for Young Adults with Cancer, the survivors of young adults with cancer. Rev limit off-road performance in Blue Ridge, Texas. Get on out there and let Ryan Christianberry polish your rear end. He'll shine a rear end right on up. Oh, yeah. You ever seen the size of the rod that goes through those axles? Whoa. Don't talk about it. Just saying that. Shout out to low-income clothing, the homie Kelly Bromagem. Love you, boo. Boo boo. Uh Hazelwood Hot Rods. Uh, you talk about a hard-working motherfucker, dude. Jeremy Bissell is one hardwork. That son of a bitch don't stop. Never, ever. Ever. He's gone. He goes as much as I go. It's fucking insane. Anywho, R3 Heating and Air hit up Randy Silva. Feels really good. It does feel really good in here. Out in the shop feels good. And it's all it's all thanks to R3 heating and air.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:25

Yeah, because if I worked here, I wouldn't have to stand out fuck inside.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:29

Randy's Randy's just as behind as we are right now. Busy. As booked up as we are. Yeah, I mean, we can't take new work right now. I mean, it's fucking getting hot. We take some little in and out stuff. Yeah. As far as big jobs died, we're sorry. Can't do it. Shout out to them folks across the parking lot. Love it or lose it, tattoo and body spa. Uh I am in the process of getting another tattoo right now. Well, not like she's not cut like right now, right now. We stopped the other day because I had customers coming.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:55

So she just kind of found a stopping point and she'll finish all that line work on the bottom of the bumper and all that. Fuck yeah. As soon as it heals, just gotta wait for it to heal up. How was it? It hurts like shit because of where it's at. I know. Yeah, it's the worst part ever that I've gotten a tattoo. I mean, I've got that one too, and it's painful. It's it's it's I'm not looking forward to it. No point on. I'm not looking forward to it. Yeah, it's more fun for shit. I could probably find a way to make myself where it wasn't that bad. I still fell asleep.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:20

Yeah, no, no, different.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:21

I still fell asleep, but it it fucking hurt, right? Yeah. It's no fun. She still got to shade it and finish the line work. Whatever. Uh one thing I won't be hurting from going over there, Lunaris Piercing Studio. You ain't poking no holes in me. But if they're into that, if you're into that kind of thing and you want your pecker pricked, head on over and see Tamara or Dahlia. Uh get something pierced if you want to. Fireman's Roofing and General Contracting. That's my son Blake and my daughter Brennan's company. And well, Christmas is going to be good for my grandbabies this year because they're fixing our house and my in-laws' house. Hell yeah. Whatever. Uh whatever. Here's a funny one that we didn't talk about, and we'll just let it ride this week.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:02

It's pretty funny. You know what I could use right now? I could use myself a great big old helping of hand job soap.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:12

But I can't do that anymore because now we got to be more PG. But boy, do we have some new names for this deal.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:18

What was the one?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:19

One was Rod Soap.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:20

No, I the finish one. Like something more.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:23

Oh, paha mayhor, which means better, better hand job jokes. Yeah. I'm down. Because we were making too many hand job jokes. That's okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:30

I still think we need to make the one that looks like the label like Jeremy did.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:33

I like Nana's Nectar.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:35

Yeah, that's a pretty good one. That's a pretty good one.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:39

Brad Anthony's House of Smoke. Son of a bitch. I still have to get him a shirt. I yes. Yes. I'm ordering him a shirt today.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:48

Where?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:48

Brad Anthony's House of Smoke. Barbecue Travers. I met him at the Leonard Carr Show. He won the door prize, which was a shirt from HometownHotRodder.net. And I just I keep forgetting, and I will fix that problem now. Special shout out and thanks to Legacy Classic Insurance. Shout out to Wicked Clover Tattoo in Dublin, Texas. Double R Electric. Adams Polishes Blast It Mobile Sandblasting. DFW Hell Response. Raphael. Oh yeah, we're going to hurry up on my wife's golf ball. I mean car. The Sassafras Inn in Mina, Arkansas. Darren the Muffin Man and his wife Jill. And don't forget that we've shared the uh GoFundMe for his wife Jill. She's been through a lot, and uh they're trying to raise some money to make her life a little easier to get around and maneuver through. And when you're sitting on the shitter and don't have anything else to do, go check out the 2026 Dragon Destroy Showdown at the OC in Forney, Texas on September 26th. From sometime in the morning till sometime in the afternoon. Till it's done. We'll figure it out because we're a vendor and a sponsor, and I'm the MC, so I will eventually know what time I'm supposed to be there. Yes. But for right now, it's September 26th at the OC in Forney. From the morning to afternoon. Sometime in the morning until sometime in the afternoon.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:04

Food every fucking wear because the OC is like a mall for kids. It's fucking have you been there? Yes, it's weird. It's it's strange.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:12

Because it's a school too. Right. But there's like shops in there. Like. But like it's what's really funny is like when you're in the school side, it's around the other side. It's literally you can't go into that side. You have to go out and around. It's literally a mall. It is. It's a mall. But with package recording studio with academics. I wonder if they let us record in there. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:37

Excuse me, sir. We'd like to come record an episode of the Hometown High. Don't even say the rest of the word, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:41

And speaking coming. Speaking of one of our sponsors, um, I believe the 20th.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:48

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:48

Uh, me and Kelly are going to Dublin so she can get a tattoo. 20th of this month? I think so. Weekend after next. Yes. Word. That's cool. And you know what I might present to KJ? Your wiener? Maybe. Okay. I think I'm I think I'm gonna tell him, hey, let's just over time, when I have the money, I'll come down and all that, and you just continue on. But I think that my right calf, I'm just gonna hot rod the fuck out of it. Cool. I mean like shit all over it.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:18

That's what I'm doing with this arm.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:19

Like once we get some more big spots in, we're just gonna start doing cool shit. Yeah. Um, and I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna do to it yet. It's gonna be Brian's thing. Yeah. Um this one's close to done. There's not a whole lot left to do on this arm, so uh Fred, you got any tattoos?

unknown 1:15:40

Not a one.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:41

You want one?

unknown 1:15:42

No, I do not.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:43

Alright. It don't hurt that bad unless you do it in here. Unless you do it in here. This shit hurts.

unknown 1:15:48

Yeah, fuck that.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:49

This shit hurts.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:51

Oh, and you know what I keep calling it? Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:56

But mini I got this tricep pretty well done.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:58

The 39 and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah. I forgot to tell you named her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I named her mini. Yeah. Because it had a mini mouse sticker in the on the dash. But uh but dude, I keep it because it's a five-window coop. Right. I keep calling it the no-window coop. It just but oh I'm sorry, no window roadster. Here's the thing. What's that?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:20

It's the used to coop. It's the used to coop. Used to coop. So I always wonder this. Yes. But at what point did someone decide that they don't count the windshield as a window?

SPEAKER_00 1:16:34

Yeah. Right. You see what I'm saying? I guess on I know this sounds really funny. On the wording. It's never called a window. It's called a windshield. Everything else is side window, back window. But it's still glass. Yeah, but you're not talking about glass. But it's still a window. But yeah, no, I I hear you on that. Because it always used to confuse me. They're like, my dad'd be like, oh, there's a five window, and I'm like, that motherfucker got more than fucking five windows.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:04

Right. Like a Volkswagen bus, like a 21-window bus. Yeah. It's got 23 because it's got two windshields. Yeah. There's two pieces. Maybe I don't know. I don't know. I just Hey Jet Chat GPT. Hey, Zach Parks. Explain to us. There you go. Explain to us in some educated fucking Zach Parks way of why they only count the side glass and the back glass.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:28

You know what's funny? I was just I just had an epiphany. We should really do an episode and then do our sponsors and go into a whole fucking shit show after it and see how many people make it past the sponsors. To get the funny shit. You see what I'm saying? To get to the funny shit. Like all of a sudden you're like, oh, that was funny and all that. And people are like, what the fuck are you talking about? Bitch, you don't listen all the way through. You don't listen all the way through. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:51

Oh, yeah, we did the sponsors already, didn't we? Yeah. I guess we should be done, huh? That's what yeah, that's why I was I guess we're done talking. Don't rape each other. Or please do. Bye bye. Later.