Hometown Hot Rodder - Square Body Queen Says "Get Out" (In a Whispering Voice).....

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SPEAKER_03 0:00

Roll that beautiful bean footage.

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Okay. Oh boy. Yep.

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On our back.

SPEAKER_01 0:10

What?

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Huh? Tyson's back.

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I am back.

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Hi, Tyson. Tyson, Tyson, Tyson. Uh.

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Mark Lemons is here. Yes. I am. And we got another guest that we're gonna talk about in a minute. Whoa, oh. Anyway, we're not careful if you're here because you want to be here because you want to fill with one of your fucking words. Just glad you're here. Including you. No, you can't come up here. Uh listen to the okay show on the internet, the hometown rubber piggity podcast. Run. Welcome to our show. Olivar Banties. Remember when we had the crowds tonight? I do. We had to walk the plate to get there. Whatever. I kind of almost missed that place. Yeah, but that bitch was gonna fall down one day. One of them days. They sure did. Good thing it got pushed over. Anyway, what up, bitches? What up, motherfucker? Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Hometown Hot Rudder Podcast. That was weird. That was weird. I don't know if I was recording or not, but I think I was. I think you are. It'll be okay. Testing.

SPEAKER_03 1:24

Not recording from the rubbled field. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

I have found out today, though, that the master plan is out and available, so it is gonna be a bunch of big box stores and department stuff and shopping center stuff. That's badass. Fuck yeah. Dude. Fuck yeah. Should be like a boat sales place so that when it floods, everything can float away. No shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:45

Or a Dodge dealership.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Yeah. That'd be funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Truckstop or marina? Which one? Yeah. It needs something. It loves pit stop in Mina. It does. It needs a great big case of herpes spread throughout. So it loves? Yeah. No. No, because they shut down the I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go with the pilot. Well, so they shut the um what was the other Texaco truck stop across from the pilot?

SPEAKER_02 2:15

Petro.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

That one? Yeah. The one with all the hookers and stuff in the huddle house, they shut the whole place down. Yeah, I heard. Condemned. Yeah. Yeah. Too many, too many STDs running around. Bro. I bet. What kind of season is on these fries? Don't worry about it. Yeah. Just eat it. That's why they call it the iron skillet. So anyway, Square Body Queen's here. Yeah. Oh yeah. Hey. What's up?

SPEAKER_08 2:36

Hello.

SPEAKER_01 2:37

Hey everybody, it's Val, known as the Square Body Queen. And I always get your actual company name wrong because I get the words backwards. I know it's got something to do with patches and pistons.

SPEAKER_07 2:46

You got it. Did I? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:48

See?

SPEAKER_07 2:51

Patch and pistons.

SPEAKER_01 2:52

Patch and pistons. Got it. Understood. Square body queen.

SPEAKER_04 2:55

So only one patch but multiple pistons. Yes. Okay. Yes. Probably.

SPEAKER_01 2:59

Got it. Yeah, like any good Chevrolet motor should be. There's only one cylinder patch together. That's DOD, right? Yeah. Speaking of, I got the parts to do a tune up on Dewey. Nice. Yeah, it needs it.

unknown 3:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:14

Buh. She needs to tune up. Yeah. That might get over eight miles a gallon then. Oh yeah. Fucking right. That's what I'm talking about. I'll find out because Saturday morning. Ass crack and dawn, we're gonna wake up, all we're gonna hear is Yeah. Yeah, I was gonna I was gonna spend the night. Yeah. I was gonna leave early. Um I invited Brook and the kids. Oh. Well Hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_03 3:46

Let's let's rewind a second here. He said, oh. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_01 3:50

Why? So so somebody gotta run the booth. That sounds MC in the show.

SPEAKER_03 3:57

Very that's true that. True that. You're not going. I know. But so you're gonna get up early. Yeah, we're leaving at five. You broke and the kids.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

Yeah, Spencer. And I guess Clayton, I don't know. Maybe they'll come later in Clayton's truck. There you go.

SPEAKER_04 4:20

Maybe that's so you're leaving at five o'clock in the morning and I could have just fucking spent the night Friday night. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:25

That's fucked up. I just realized that. That bitch just didn't want me to spend a hundred bucks on a hotel.

SPEAKER_07 4:32

You just wanted to be here Friday. That's what it was.

SPEAKER_01 4:34

So I am gonna be here now for the first So what time are you gonna get up? Four.

SPEAKER_03 4:40

I suggest you get up a little earlier. What? Well, so you can go get caffeine and all that shit before they start talking to you. I mean four cigarettes in.

SPEAKER_01 4:51

Oh, wait, that's that's me. No, as long as I leave about five, we'll be all right. We'll be alright. Yeah, he'd be good. I just need to get there sometime between 7:30 and 8. Oh yeah, you're good. Whatever.

SPEAKER_07 5:00

Where's it at?

SPEAKER_01 5:01

Jacksonville. Tomato fest. Tomato fest. Tomato fest. I don't like tomatoes. Yeah. Tomato coochie stinks what I hear. They're fucking disgusting. I had heard that if a girl eats tomatoes, it makes her critter stink. Is it true?

SPEAKER_07 5:18

Who told you that?

SPEAKER_01 5:20

I don't know. I heard that tomatoes are fucking disgusting. No idea.

SPEAKER_07 5:25

I've never heard of it.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

It's really just a lack of soap that makes your cooters stink. Might be. Might be. Probably want to watch it. But maybe the acid. That's ChatGPT. Tomatoes make your snatch stink.

SPEAKER_07 5:37

Does it answer inappropriate things like that?

SPEAKER_01 5:40

Nobody wants to. Brian says. Oh yeah. You have to talk to it like. Mine calls me Uncle Brian now. Yeah, you have to you have to talk to it professionally. Yes, mine calls me Uncle Brian now.

SPEAKER_05 5:52

Pretty soon it'll be stuck cussing for you.

SPEAKER_00 5:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:55

Yeah. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 5:57

So You're gonna cuss at it one day, it's gonna cuss back, and you're not gonna know what to do.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

It does cuss though.

SPEAKER_04 6:02

Does it?

SPEAKER_01 6:03

Yeah, it'll mine will say stuff like that really looks badass, or you're gonna sell the hell out of this shirt.

SPEAKER_07 6:08

I know, it's so positive, right?

SPEAKER_01 6:10

Yeah. No, but but also that image sucks, so I put a big ass wiener in the middle of that. Yeah, sometimes also I'll be like, it'll I'll tell it to make something and it'll make it and I go, No, that's fucking gay. And it'll come back and go, You're right, that looks like shit. That cleaned up a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Let me let me fix it.

SPEAKER_07 6:26

I tell it, like, you could not listen, listen to anything I said. Yeah. Why why did you put that yellow thing on there?

SPEAKER_01 6:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 6:33

You just messed up the whole thing.

SPEAKER_01 6:34

Or I'm like, not even close. I'll just answer it, not even close. Okay, Uncle Brian, what would you like to change?

SPEAKER_03 6:40

You know, I really hate I really hate that this thing actually gets into your brain, though. Right? No, I mean I'm being serious because like my chat GPT, it's dumb as a fucking brick. All of a sudden it forgets everything.

SPEAKER_01 6:50

Like, it's totally mine. All right, speaking of weird shit. Okay. I was on Instagram this morning. You are while I was in my home office.

SPEAKER_09 6:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:00

Going big potty. I was gonna say the toilet. Yeah. I don't really shit in the mornings. That's just my place, my way to go sit down and wake up. Yeah. You know what I mean? I I gotta I take a pouch, a a VLO pouch, and sit there and spit between my junk and you know read my phone for a little while.

SPEAKER_03 7:16

You know what? I do the same thing every morning except for this morning. I was sitting there and I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? I can get to work, clock in, get overtime, and sh take a shit. So I stood up and got ready for work and line. What?

SPEAKER_01 7:26

I hate motherfuckers like you a lot right now. I don't actually clock in. I'm gonna start limiting these motherfuckers to shit break. You should. I am. You should. Yep. I'm just gonna return and clock them out. See them all fine. I'm just gonna be like, all of a sudden there's gonna be entries. All it's gonna say is shit. Break. Break. A ten-minute break. Shit break. Shit break. And a human being. Listen, there's two things to this, and I'm gonna call all y'all out, Tyson. There's no motherfucking way that four people, five people, however many fucking people work here now, can shit as many times as y'all do for the length of time that y'all are in there, and it never fucking stinks in there. Never. It never smells like doo-doo in the like hundred percent.

SPEAKER_03 8:10

But when somebody else worked here, the whole fucking shop smelled like that.

SPEAKER_01 8:13

That's how I know you can smell it when somebody actually shits.

SPEAKER_03 8:16

Everybody's just in there.

SPEAKER_01 8:17

Now Tyson and he's gonna go, hey man, Brian caught us. Here's a can of farts spray. I'm gonna hide it in the gas pump.

SPEAKER_03 8:22

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_01 8:23

If you go take a shit, spray this. Spray this right in the vent. You go take a shit. Yeah. Like I would understand it. And it's not Tyson that does it. That's why he's like, look how uncomfortable he is right now. Because he'll openly be on his phone. He don't give a fuck if you see him or not. He don't have to hide in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_03 8:38

No. And he's already got and he's already got the fart spray.

SPEAKER_01 8:43

Hey, I was I I was calling him a ninja a while ago in the truck coming back from Garland. This ninja on the phone all the time. All the time. And then I tried to head call him and he didn't answer the phone.

SPEAKER_04 8:57

Listen, we had a meeting yesterday. Yeah, but it was me calling. My phone was on my toolbox.

SPEAKER_01 9:08

I called three of them and none of them answered the phone. I was like, these motherfuckers. What the fuck? Are they not racing right now? Yeah. What did somebody's fucking car break down? Was it here? Yes. Yeah, they were here.

SPEAKER_07 9:22

Oh, you need to hook it up to the town. So you can be like, hey, I'm trying to call.

SPEAKER_01 9:27

Oh, yeah, that'd be cool.

SPEAKER_07 9:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:29

Or like blal blind. That'd be fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_07 9:32

Ryan is calling line one.

SPEAKER_01 9:33

I'm gonna put a phone out in the shop for everybody. That every time it rings, it just fucking it's loud. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 9:41

And you better answer it.

SPEAKER_01 9:42

I'm gonna hook it to one of them old school gas station bells. That's what I was gonna say. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. These motherfuckers should find a way to put a piece of fuel line over it so it wouldn't make no noise. It'd go somebody got the shop. Sorry we didn't answer it. It was on vibrate. I forgot what we're doing about. What were we talking about?

SPEAKER_07 10:07

Pooping.

SPEAKER_01 10:07

Yeah, they didn't, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 10:08

They didn't poop.

SPEAKER_01 10:09

They don't poop. And I'd understand it.

SPEAKER_03 10:12

Well, it really pisses me off though, because me having fucking actual bowel issues and all that shit. Man, I'm trying to fucking I'm trying to squeeze as much as out as I can. So like I walk in there into our bathroom and there's two stalls. And if I see two feet and I don't smell dooky, I literally I'm like somebody's jumping off in the bathroom. Like, I'm like, listen, motherfucker, like you guys aren't shitting. Like, get up off there. It's cool. I'm not management, it's Jimmy.

SPEAKER_01 10:39

Yeah. But I really do need to shit.

SPEAKER_03 10:41

But like I gotta get out as much as I can before it packs up and I'm fucked again. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:46

Like move over. I told I told him he said shit and packed and fucked up all at the same time.

SPEAKER_03 10:53

All at the same time. I told one of the guys, he's like, no, no, one of the guys in there goes, nah, man, I'm really tired to take a shit. I'm like, listen, man. I'm like, flip around. I said, take off the fucking toilet bowl, the little, the little tank off the top. I'm gonna come sit on there.

SPEAKER_01 11:10

Do I sound weird in y'all's shit?

SPEAKER_03 11:12

No.

SPEAKER_01 11:12

No.

SPEAKER_03 11:13

You sound weird all the time.

SPEAKER_01 11:14

I sound weird in mine. Do you? Yeah, I don't know. Oh. Oh, that's right. You gotta make your jazzy. Fuck me, Roger's. Um la la la la la la la. Please stand by. That's that's all we're fine. Oh, you sounded like really mute muffled there. Okay, I'm just listening to this shit for a minute. I don't care if you hear it or not. That wasn't a burp on the pute. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 11:41

Oh, just to let you know, we don't edit this stuff.

SPEAKER_01 11:43

This is just a radio operates. Yeah, K whiz. That's way better. Okay, I feel better about myself now.

SPEAKER_07 11:52

Was that like an echo or something?

SPEAKER_01 11:53

Yeah, I had something weird. It sounded funny to me.

SPEAKER_03 11:56

So, you know, I want to find out footies right now.

SPEAKER_01 11:59

I want to find out if that's an old radio station in Nevada. It better not be. Oh, you're talking about the actual thing of the. I think it is somebody's tower. Dude, like one of the like the high school station. What is that?

SPEAKER_03 12:10

That's 1138, ain't it? Yeah. Yeah. K Wiz. Man, I'm telling you. Hello and welcome to K Wiz. Like, I don't even want to own their property. Like, hey man, can we broadcast out this motherfucker? Can we just fucking radio out of the same place?

SPEAKER_01 12:23

Can we do can we do a K whiz? We just want to radio out of here. We just want to do K whiz. Can we just get on the air and say K whiz one time? Yeah. Um Power this bitch up. We're saying K whiz. Well, other than all that bullshit we've been talking about. Oh, what I was gonna say with the shipbreaks. I'd understand it if it was like miserable hot and or cold in the shop, so you were using the bathroom as an escape. We got a pretty comfortable ass building. Yeah, I would totally shit in a bucket in the middle of the shop. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. There's nine tons of air conditioning for a 38 or 4,000 square foot shooting.

SPEAKER_03 13:02

And here's the whole thing. If you're gonna sit in there and not poop, why don't you just sit out there and not poop?

SPEAKER_01 13:08

Yeah.

unknown 13:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

They're gonna be like, fuck, man. We can't fuck off nowhere without him knowing. Or maybe maybe he knows when I'm fucking off in the shop. He knows when I'm fucking off in the bathroom. Damn it.

SPEAKER_07 13:21

Do y'all just have one bathroom?

SPEAKER_01 13:22

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 13:24

Yeah. Why would you do that? Because what if someone had to go?

SPEAKER_03 13:28

They don't care. They do it in shifts. Hey, you gonna fuck off next?

SPEAKER_07 13:34

Right. You're at noon. You're at one.

SPEAKER_01 13:38

Yeah, or usually it's like 3 30 to 4 15 somewhere in there. So whatever. Moving right along.

SPEAKER_04 13:46

Moving right along. Enough about shipbreaks.

SPEAKER_01 13:49

But I did buy them lavender scented toilet paper. Oh did you? Yeah, it smells like baby lotion.

SPEAKER_05 13:54

You know, you probably should do go around, but uh, you weren't in there.

SPEAKER_01 13:59

No, no, no. Apparently they're smart enough to still flush the toilet and use toilet paper. Because we still have we still go up, we still wipe. We still run out of toilet paper pretty regularly. Homie. Icy hot toilet paper.

SPEAKER_03 14:13

Then you know if they really should or not. That's what I'm saying, bro. All of a sudden you hear that motherfucker go go and you're like, it's under the sink.

unknown 14:21

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07 14:22

That would be hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 14:24

You better be careful, Tyson.

SPEAKER_04 14:26

I'm going next door. Look, I'll I'll drive to the gas station.

SPEAKER_05 14:31

Uh yeah, that's what happened when somebody just pooped at home.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

Right? Are you are you one of the leave or when you get home? Word. I will shit anywhere. I will too if I have to. What do you mean I have to? But I if I feel a fucking shitabro, if there's a shit of bro, I'm pooping. Yeah, if I got a shit, I'll shit. Yeah, like if I walk into QTM, like I'm just gonna run into peep. But I'll I usually reach over and grab their ankle.

SPEAKER_09 15:01

I'll say this.

SPEAKER_03 15:02

I'll say this. It is I'll take I actually reach up under with my phone and I do a selfie and take a picture of them. Just start rubbing your feet. Just make sure they weren't jacking off.

SPEAKER_04 15:11

So hey man, you're not shitting, get out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:16

It don't smell like shit in your asshole. Like we need to take a few days off work, back to back to back, right, so that the shit schedules can rearrange because apparently also apparently also their shifts. Well, no. They're the the regularity of their needing to poop, they don't have the urge until they clock in. Yeah. Because they'll sit here and fucking bullshit for like 15 minutes. See, that's why I went in the meeting yesterday. They'll bullshit for like 15, 20 minutes and clock in and then go shit.

SPEAKER_03 15:52

Yeah, that's when it hits you.

SPEAKER_01 15:53

Yeah, fuck y'all.

SPEAKER_03 15:56

See? No, I see that shit all the time at work. Like I literally, and it's funny though, these these guys, my my co-workers and shit, they're like, Do you do you really go in there and use the bathroom? What time do you clock in? And I'm like, I clock in at this time. They're like, you go in there and take a shit. And I go, before I clock in? They're like, yeah. And I'm like, yeah. Oh, and I go, hey, just wait until you see like uh the lunch. They're like, you shit on your lunch too? I'm like, if I have to.

SPEAKER_07 16:27

You gotta go, you gotta go.

SPEAKER_03 16:29

And I'm like, are you guys getting around to the I should shit when it's not my time? They're like, huh? God damn, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Good thing there's like 40, you motherfuckers. Yeah. That's a long shift, too. Wild. You should see some of the fucking sizes of you people. Like, wow. You know you're gonna go in there and the porcelain's gonna be going.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

It's always weird when it's warm still. They're fabricators, half their fucking shits metal shavings. We had had a guy that we had had a guy that worked here. Yeah. And when he would go shit. You knew it. But you had to fumigate. Yes. No, bro. I was here one time. All of a sudden I was like, what the fuck is that? We literally had to open the front door.

SPEAKER_04 17:09

Brown evacuated.

SPEAKER_01 17:10

Smell a vision. Yes. Like, why do you why do you think the fucking tiles are yellowed? Well, I'll say you need names. But the next time I watched an episode, I could smell it. Yes. So but it but you also couldn't go in there within like 20 minutes after because the seat was still warm.

SPEAKER_03 17:28

Oh, and sweaty. Yeah. And then you get there and you kind of see the little heart from the butt cheeks. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? You walk in, you're like sitting the toilet. That's a dude's butt track. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:41

Yeah. Yeah. Didn't they get you a butt go through the toilet? Wait a minute. Fuck. All right, Val.

SPEAKER_07 17:49

Yeah. I was just going to add that, yeah. Hey.

SPEAKER_01 17:52

Hey.

SPEAKER_07 17:52

So I use a porta potty all day.

SPEAKER_01 17:55

So next time you poop at our office. So you don't mind a porta potty? She pooped really fast while ago.

SPEAKER_07 18:00

I didn't poop. I'm heavy.

SPEAKER_03 18:02

Whatever.

SPEAKER_07 18:03

I have to use it because I work at a place that doesn't have a lot of people.

SPEAKER_03 18:07

I have no problem. I can be driving down the highway, and if I got a fucking shit and I see a porta potty.

SPEAKER_01 18:11

You sound like you work at our first shop.

SPEAKER_03 18:13

It could be it could be one that fell off a truck. I'll take I'll still take a shit in it.

SPEAKER_07 18:17

No, it's a sand plant.

SPEAKER_01 18:18

We didn't have no bathroom rooms at our first shop. Or not even a porta potty, though. Or at a last shop. We had a porta potty in our last shop. Yeah. Across the street. Yeah. But our first shop, that was tough because we were out in the country. Obviously we pee outside.

SPEAKER_09 18:33

Right.

SPEAKER_01 18:34

But if you had to poop, depending on how bad you had to poop as to where you went. If you just had to poop, you can just use it for an excuse to go to Bucky's.

unknown 18:41

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 18:42

That way you could use their shitter closets.

SPEAKER_07 18:44

Right.

SPEAKER_01 18:44

But if you had to those are nice. But if you had to poop real bad, you had to go to Walmart because it was before all the red lights.

SPEAKER_07 18:52

And you prayed you made it.

SPEAKER_01 18:54

Yeah. That's all the court could hold. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Um, all right. Yeah, that was. So, how did you become this is weird interview, like interviewing. I know.

SPEAKER_07 19:06

That's why I was nervous. I'm like, oh gosh.

SPEAKER_01 19:08

Oh, yeah, we're done. Or the three of us are finished. It's interview time. How did you become the square body queen? Made a baby in a square body. You should see my little princess. That was that was bench seat queen. That was how Clayton. That's how Clayton was conceived, was in a square body.

SPEAKER_04 19:24

I was about to ask you that.

SPEAKER_07 19:25

Oh, I was made in like a hot rod, so that's there I was. Clayton. Square body queen.

SPEAKER_01 19:30

Clayton literally was conceived in the front seat of a square body three.

SPEAKER_03 19:33

Oh, I was probably I was could probably conceived in a fucking piece of shit, fucking Toyota, fucking B2000. 66 Chevelle. I mean, my my dad wasn't classy, dude.

SPEAKER_01 19:42

All right, so for real. So from what I can tell, and you made a post and stuff, and and you and it showed like your background.

SPEAKER_07 19:50

Right.

SPEAKER_01 19:51

You do come from a long line of hot riders.

SPEAKER_07 19:53

I do. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 19:54

I saw some customs in there.

SPEAKER_07 19:56

Yeah. My dad, my grandpa, um, my I was always at the car shows or drag strip or whatever. So I kind of got away from it for a long time. Yeah. Like life and a kid and work and things like that. It happens. Yeah. So uh it was last year we actually got we bought our first um square body. And who's we? Me and my fiance. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:24

A copy.

SPEAKER_07 20:25

Yeah. So his son bought one. Oh awesome and everything. Yeah. So then he wanted one, and I was like, no, we're not getting one. And then we got one, and then I'm like, I need one now. I need my own. Okay. You know. Um, so we end up having four now.

SPEAKER_01 20:41

I was gonna say, don't you own like a fleet of them?

SPEAKER_07 20:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:44

A whole bunch of them.

SPEAKER_07 20:45

Red a square body with a boogie.

SPEAKER_00 20:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 20:48

Contact me. No. Um we're gonna talk about that. I would totally do do that. Yeah. So I did that and then I started posting stuff on on um TikTok.

SPEAKER_00 21:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 21:04

Videos, trucks, every car show I'd went to. Like if you go back, it's all just trucks. So I got a bunch of followers that way.

SPEAKER_00 21:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 21:14

Um, and then that um that calendar you got.

SPEAKER_00 21:17

They want to hang it up behind you.

SPEAKER_07 21:18

Yeah, so last year, probably August, I um all the followers are pretty much square body people. Yeah, you know, and so I made a contest where just anybody could be in a calendar. So I had like tons of people. And there's no way I could have picked it. So um I had the like the wheel of randomizer, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Had them pick it, no matter if they were nice or not, if they wanted to be in it, I put them in it. Fucking right. It was a uh Ford. Yeah, 56.

SPEAKER_01 21:55

That's my dream truck.

SPEAKER_07 21:57

Yeah, I have a crush on it. Yeah, it's my dream truck. Yeah, I love it. That truck.

SPEAKER_03 22:00

I was trying to find prank toilet paper. Sorry.

SPEAKER_07 22:05

Did you find it?

SPEAKER_03 22:06

No, there's nothing fucking. They're like all of a sudden I put it in. I'm like, I okay, I see hot fucking toilet paper. It's like that is a sick prank. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 22:13

So I'm a woman, so I know. Check which hazel.

SPEAKER_01 22:17

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_07 22:18

Which hazel?

SPEAKER_01 22:19

Yeah. Does it burn?

SPEAKER_07 22:21

Well, it's kind of like an antiseptic after you have kids and things like that.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

Yeah, but what we'll do to a man's butthole.

SPEAKER_07 22:28

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 22:29

They sell a lot of it here at the dollar store.

SPEAKER_07 22:32

What, which hazel?

SPEAKER_01 22:33

Yeah, there's like like six different variations of it. Really?

SPEAKER_03 22:35

What about cayenne? Like just dust the inside with cayenne. Save someone. No. I'm still with the icy hot thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 22:43

Well, you could like put it on it, let it dry, and then like roll it back up.

SPEAKER_03 22:47

That's what I'm thinking.

SPEAKER_07 22:48

They don't know.

SPEAKER_01 22:49

Yeah. Good call. I'll figure it out. You better tell me, motherfucker. That'd be some fucked up shit. Surprise.

SPEAKER_07 22:57

Brian, just take your own in there with you. Right, right.

SPEAKER_03 23:02

Like I just swig up here on like a fucking on a fucking Thursday. Walk in there, change the toilet paper, walk out, and drive off. What Jimmy here for? Scanning a truck. Yeah. Tyson's just gonna look at look at Brian and be like, that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 23:18

I'm going to the gas station.

SPEAKER_01 23:20

I'm going to the gas station. Oh. Watch your toilet paper. Um Matt Boyce is calling to record, I think. They wanted to talk to us. Oh. Right now? Yeah, because he's Are you connected? But we're talking to Val right now. Oh, yeah, we are. Yeah, we're square body queening. Sorry. Woo, squirrel. Yeah, we're square body queening right now. He can wait.

SPEAKER_07 23:38

Yeah, I had to drive like three days.

SPEAKER_01 23:40

That's funny. That's funny. Today so did I, because I came from Garland.

SPEAKER_03 23:44

Oh yeah. You had to drive a speck farther than me.

SPEAKER_07 23:49

I work in Nevada. He lives in Josephine.

SPEAKER_01 23:53

He lives in Josephine. Oh, do you? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 23:54

Cool. Um you probably know where I work. Do you know where Gideop is?

SPEAKER_01 23:59

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_07 24:00

Oh really?

SPEAKER_01 24:01

Gideop.

SPEAKER_07 24:02

Giddy up. Giddy up. No. Well, it's a gas station.

SPEAKER_01 24:06

Do you know where Oh, that's the one right on the hot right on 78. I know where it's at. Yeah, they got good tacos. Oh.

SPEAKER_07 24:11

Yeah, they do.

SPEAKER_01 24:12

Yeah, they got real good tacos. And there's a car lot there too.

SPEAKER_07 24:14

It's a car lot. And then the barbecue used to be there.

SPEAKER_01 24:18

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_07 24:18

Boom. We booted them out.

SPEAKER_01 24:20

Yes, you're right there at the corner. Yeah. I know where you're at.

SPEAKER_07 24:22

That's where I'm coming.

SPEAKER_01 24:24

Oh yeah. A lot of wrecks right there at that red light. Yes. Yeah, I know you're talking. Slippery. I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_07 24:28

Slickery. And people don't really know.

SPEAKER_01 24:31

I know what you're talking about. Um all right. So patch and pistons.

SPEAKER_07 24:39

Yes. So you gotta write it.

SPEAKER_01 24:41

I did get it right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 24:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

I'm pretty smart.

SPEAKER_07 24:43

Yeah. So well, I started as a square body queen.

SPEAKER_00 24:46

Went to um I didn't mean that as a stab. I did. To myself.

SPEAKER_07 24:53

Went to car shows and I don't know. Some car show people don't buy things, especially not online. Like if you're at a car show, they'll buy your stuff. But anyways. So I started doing hats and things like that. And um recently I put it together because it's kind of I have an online store, square bodywoman.shop. Um I bought a shirt. He did. And so I make, you know, 80s truck shirts, um, little shirt like one that says, I bet you want to see what's under the hood. Sweet. Yeah. So, like, you know, I went to C Talk Class.

SPEAKER_01 25:29

Yeah. It could go on some, it could go on some women and be called a frunk. Right. But you want to see what's under the frunk. Those are biscuits, ma'am. Your biscuits is falling out. Your biscuits are busted. You got a radiator hose busted. I can see your underside. It literally is junk in your frunk. Listen through. Anyway, go ahead.

SPEAKER_07 25:57

Oh, anyways. I went to the C10 Nationals last year and I was like, there's nothing cute for women to wear. Literally. You got you guys like all the trucks on your shirt. And I love trucks, but I was like, very nothing cute. So then I made it. Okay. I made stuff cute for women, and a lot of people bought it.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

And yeah.

SPEAKER_07 26:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:17

All of a sudden you got a bunch of gay dudes following you?

SPEAKER_07 26:20

No. Did you see that one?

SPEAKER_01 26:22

No. Was there a gay dude?

SPEAKER_07 26:23

Yeah, he's a gay dude. He has like so many million followers and and I made him a shirt and he did a video.

SPEAKER_01 26:31

Very cool. No, I didn't see that. Oh yeah. Well, thanks, gay guy.

SPEAKER_07 26:35

Yeah. His name is Josh.

SPEAKER_01 26:38

Thanks, gay Josh.

SPEAKER_07 26:42

Ah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:45

What drawing Jimmy?

SPEAKER_01 26:47

Thanks, gay Josh.

SPEAKER_07 26:50

He's literally hilarious.

SPEAKER_01 26:52

I bet. And he's gay. Thanks, funny gay guy Josh.

SPEAKER_07 26:54

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 26:55

Trying to see how many eggs stacked together here. No, not gay guys.

SPEAKER_07 27:02

I see a couple. No.

SPEAKER_01 27:06

Maybe. So? Ten or just the one. Ten times. Only gay if you push back. That's a guy's voice, by the way. I always thought it was gay if you turn around and look at him.

SPEAKER_07 27:24

Yeah, I heard the story, but I'm not.

SPEAKER_03 27:26

Yeah, you have to look the forward the whole time. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_01 27:30

Makes you not gay. It counts if there's a mirror. Are you looking at it? I see you looking up. Through the mirror, bitch.

SPEAKER_07 27:39

Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 27:40

I see you, Tyson. Anywho.

SPEAKER_01 27:45

Anywho, he's so you're trying to get your online stuff up and rolling.

SPEAKER_07 27:56

Yeah, it's been up probably a year. So before that, I was a truck driver.

SPEAKER_00 28:02

Right on.

SPEAKER_07 28:03

And I worked like 14 hours a day, and there was no time to do anything like that. So this job came up. I literally do my stuff all day. Yeah. Yeah. So I do square body stuff. I do videos. I do hat stuff. Uh all my stuff's on Etsy. Yeah. My hat stuff. So I have Etsy. I ha I have like all the platforms that I just We're in the process of putting our stuff on Amazon. So Yeah, I was gonna try that too.

SPEAKER_01 28:33

But it's a lot of work, but we're yeah. But we're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_07 28:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:36

I got a 16-year-old that's here for the summer and she don't really know how to do anything.

SPEAKER_07 28:40

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 28:40

So she's working on merchandise until she should release stuff today.

SPEAKER_03 28:45

Just saying, just just throwing this out there. Uh, as soon as you want to unleash her on the that stuff transfers over to TikTok. The Amazon stuff? No, what we use for shirts. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I mean, that's it, it's literally a direct ship to TikTok shop? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 29:03

Look into that. Well then I'll have her look at that first. Yeah, because we could do outrageous shirts too. Yeah. Well, I want to keep it archive.

SPEAKER_03 29:09

Joking.

SPEAKER_01 29:10

I mean, I'm cool with doing some outlandish shit. Oh, yeah, like the rising sun car. I'm maybe. Maybe. Um, well. I don't know how.

SPEAKER_07 29:25

I like taught myself all that stuff. Like I wanted to be online, I wanted to sell shirts. Same. So yeah. Yep. And it's hard work. I don't think anybody realized it. Like, yeah, you I didn't know anything about it. So it was like, I gotta figure it out.

SPEAKER_01 29:44

I come up with about 12 different designs a day.

SPEAKER_07 29:48

Yeah, but before that, like you have to build it, you know, you have to build it.

SPEAKER_01 29:51

Yeah, building the site and all that shit, get it all aimed at the right place and pricing and blah blah blah blah la codes and but it's pretty cool to wake up in the morning and see like eight to eight orders got placed while you were asleep. That's pretty sweet.

SPEAKER_07 30:04

That'd be cool one day.

SPEAKER_01 30:05

That's pretty that's pretty sweet. Yeah. Bless you. Um the online stuff's been doing a lot better. That's good. Get in the booth made the biggest difference. Get in the booth, all of a sudden people come to the booth. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 30:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:21

Uh in person. The only thing that makes it hard in person is it's just expensive to stock everything.

SPEAKER_07 30:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

Right? So we placed an order all black and all large, extra large in 2x. And only like a few of each one. And it was still a thousand dollars.

SPEAKER_07 30:39

I know. And you figured out how to get like the discount?

SPEAKER_01 30:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 30:43

Okay. Yeah. You can only do like what five or something. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:47

Fifteen. Fifteen for the discount thing. Yeah. But if you just bulk order, you still make pretty good money. It's still not bad.

SPEAKER_07 30:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:53

But yeah, I still spent a thousand bucks.

SPEAKER_07 30:55

Yeah, I ain't got it like that.

SPEAKER_01 30:56

I I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 30:58

That's why I did it online where they could do it, but I have a hat press, I have a shirt press. Yeah. Gonna get a DTF printer so I could just do it all myself. Yeah. DTF.

SPEAKER_01 31:08

My printer's DTF actually.

SPEAKER_07 31:10

Direct to film.

SPEAKER_01 31:11

My printer's DTF actually because it fucks me every day because it won't work.

SPEAKER_07 31:16

Not the same.

SPEAKER_01 31:17

It'll go click click and I'm like, ooh. And it's like mm-mm. All of a sudden it's like a poop break. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 31:23

I have a headache.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

I hit print and it popped up and said in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_05 31:28

Put it in the bathroom. Put it in what, Mark? Printer.

SPEAKER_02 31:33

Put it in the shitter.

SPEAKER_07 31:38

Anyway, I think there's more money that way, but for sure.

SPEAKER_01 31:42

For sure.

SPEAKER_07 31:42

But that's how I started.

SPEAKER_01 31:44

But we also do have like having the storefront helps too because we do actually sell shirts out of here. People actually do come in and buy stuff. Um That's cool.

SPEAKER_07 31:54

We're about to make the I don't have a storefront.

SPEAKER_01 31:56

We're about to make the store bigger. Yeah. But we'll talk about all that when the time is appropriate. Yeah. There's a lot of changes coming. C-O-M-I-N-G. Just saying. What?

SPEAKER_00 32:09

E-I-E-I-O.

SPEAKER_07 32:10

So I know you're bald, but if you know like C U M I any like hair places, I was even gonna go over to the tattoo place. What do you and see if I could just like do like a little hat area or car area. More like tattoo hats or something like that. Because I paint them, I distress them, I like do all that stuff.

SPEAKER_01 32:29

For real.

SPEAKER_07 32:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:30

I mean, yeah, one of these days talk to Brian.

SPEAKER_07 32:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:32

I mean, if it'll probably be open Friday.

SPEAKER_07 32:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 32:35

Yeah, I'll go over there.

SPEAKER_01 32:36

Yeah, I'd probably be here Friday.

SPEAKER_07 32:37

You know, like a little area. That's all I need. Just something that has traffic, you know.

SPEAKER_01 32:42

Friday night. Our very first riding style cruise in.

SPEAKER_07 32:46

It is. I'll be there.

SPEAKER_01 32:48

Second Friday of every month.

SPEAKER_03 32:49

Hey, Brian, you'll be there.

SPEAKER_01 32:50

I will be there.

SPEAKER_03 32:51

Because you don't have a hotel. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:52

Because you're going with the family. I got it tricked. At four eight. I had got tricked. No. Her plan worked perfectly. Yeah, but I had got tricked. Whatever. Call it what you want. Yeah. Um, how much can we how much can we talk about?

SPEAKER_07 33:11

Whatever.

SPEAKER_01 33:11

Are you ready for that?

SPEAKER_07 33:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:13

Yeah?

SPEAKER_07 33:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:14

You sure?

SPEAKER_07 33:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:18

Can you sign the waiver first?

SPEAKER_07 33:19

Hold on. Yeah. Where's the paperwork?

SPEAKER_01 33:21

We'll be right back. Just kidding. Just kidding, Tyson. Okay. Uh, so we'll be able to start selling more of your merch. You'll start getting merch out more. A lot more people are gonna start buying Square Body Queen stuff. Because they're gonna start buying truck me stuff. Right?

SPEAKER_07 33:42

Right.

SPEAKER_01 33:42

So are we cool with talking about this? Yeah. I mean, because I feel like you're podcasting okay for your first time ever. I feel like you're talking okay.

SPEAKER_07 33:49

I talk a lot. I was just nervous. You're gonna have to. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:53

I talk a lot of people.

SPEAKER_03 33:54

You've never been on a podcast?

SPEAKER_07 33:55

Hell no. She ain't never podcasting. No. I don't like my voice. I don't either. I mean, I don't like my voice either.

SPEAKER_03 34:03

Damn. No. No, I hate I don't even listen. Like I listen today, but I'll listen, I'll be like, no. Tyson, do you listen? Do you do?

SPEAKER_04 34:12

Yeah, I listen.

SPEAKER_01 34:12

I do too.

SPEAKER_04 34:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:13

I do too. I mean, I've listened about probably I have to because people will come up and they'll be like, hey, I remember when you said that one thing, I'll be like, I don't know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_03 34:21

I probably listened to probably about a good 12 minutes of podcast. That's it? Maybe.

SPEAKER_07 34:27

Yeah, because he literally was like, You got all the way. I'm like, I listened to the whole thing. Yeah. Like, thank you.

SPEAKER_05 34:33

Thank you very much. Mark listens. Yeah. Mark my way to work in the morning. Mark listens. See?

SPEAKER_07 34:38

I was listening on the way here.

SPEAKER_04 34:40

I was listening all the way back from California. Yeah. Both episodes.

SPEAKER_01 34:44

Yeah. We're going to get to that too in a minute.

SPEAKER_03 34:46

I just, you know what's really funny is the thought in my head going, but do they really listen to the end?

SPEAKER_08 34:54

Yep. I do.

SPEAKER_03 34:55

Because the other fucking night. Well, I mean, we had 10 minutes after the We did. We did we did uh sponsors. Did you advertise? Did you make it past the sponsors? And then we just kept on going.

SPEAKER_04 35:06

I must have missed that.

SPEAKER_01 35:07

Nah, we did that shit. We did that shit on purpose. We went on. And it was funny. That last 10 minutes was funny as fuck. Yeah. I'll go back and finish it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we did that shit.

SPEAKER_03 35:16

We did that because we did that shit on purpose. Everybody, I wanted to test the theory right afterwards, and that's where it spilled into it. Yeah. Was everybody, I bet you everybody gets to the sponsors and then cuts it off. Yeah. So we just kept going. After he did everything.

SPEAKER_07 35:32

Maybe that's why I got confused because I was like, why are they still talking? I thought they already did that.

SPEAKER_03 35:36

Okay. Well, there it is. Maybe that's it. Or maybe we fucked up. Yeah. It was pretty funny.

SPEAKER_05 35:41

I like listening to the sponsors.

SPEAKER_07 35:43

Yeah, me too. Even though you do it really fast.

SPEAKER_01 35:45

I do sometimes. Sometimes I do it all slow. Sometimes I take a breath. Sometimes I try to do it all in one breath. That's hard.

SPEAKER_03 35:53

Sometimes I don't even remember one of the sponsors.

SPEAKER_04 35:56

Especially when the list gets longer.

SPEAKER_07 35:57

He probably has a list over there.

SPEAKER_01 35:58

I do have the list, but I do forget sometimes. Um so we are gonna start a square body podcast. Right? Yeah. We're not doing all trucks, right? This is square body. Square bodies only. A square body podcast called Truck Me. I was thinking go truck yourself. Close enough? That could be a slope.

SPEAKER_07 36:21

Wasn't there a show?

SPEAKER_01 36:21

Totally do a truck like you know, that was truck you. Yep. I used to watch that. Yep. Yeah, we're gonna do truck me. Am I bothering you? You don't like me playing with your foot? No. All that gay talk.

SPEAKER_07 36:30

Why do you think I sat over here?

SPEAKER_01 36:32

Look, my name's not Josh. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 36:35

He's still gay.

SPEAKER_01 36:38

I'm at least bothering. It's like what? Funny, cool gay Josh? Funny gay Josh.

SPEAKER_03 36:43

Oh, it's just funny gay Josh. It was just funny gay Josh. Oh, he didn't even get cooler. Very supportive, though.

SPEAKER_01 36:46

Yeah. So anyway. TikTok. We had started talking about this because I've been looking for other shows to add to K Wiz. K Wiz. Right? So Rodenstile Radio has kind of become K Wiz. It's kind of one and the same, but the station is K Wiz now. So the uh parent podcast will become KWiz. And then all of the shows will be episodes underneath K Wiz. Confusing, but it's not confusing. It's very simple once it's all set up.

SPEAKER_04 37:18

I need a diagram. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:20

Yeah, when it was going to be Rodden Style Radio. Yes. Yes. Now it's just going to be K Wiz.

unknown 37:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 37:26

So we're just changing the name.

SPEAKER_01 37:27

Take a whiz. Anyway. Have you tried Googling K Wiz? No. Not gonna. Well, I'm just saying, because it'd be That'd be awesome to get a cease and desist and get all the attention of us using somebody else's name.

SPEAKER_03 37:40

Oh, well then do like uh fucking We have lawyers for a reason. Okay, well then do the do St. Jude's or something then. No.

SPEAKER_01 37:49

I mean No St. Shit, right?

SPEAKER_05 37:52

No. I'm just kids knocking on the door quick.

SPEAKER_01 37:56

Yeah, please stop it. Yeah, a bunch of little kids want money taking money away. They're like, uh, what do you mean? Make a wish. Want to ride in a hot rod? I just meant blow it out.

SPEAKER_08 38:10

Oh my.

SPEAKER_01 38:13

What a fountain drink. So truck me will not be quite as inappropriate.

SPEAKER_09 38:17

Right.

SPEAKER_01 38:17

We're gonna try to actually have some subject matter. Yeah. No, that makes sense. Talk about trucks and talk about. I think what we're gonna do is we'll have our first episode that's just kind of all over the place, right? Talking about square bodies and why we like them and why they actually are kind of pieces of shit. But we love them anyway.

SPEAKER_08 38:33

Right.

SPEAKER_01 38:34

Because they are. Yeah. I'll love them to death, but they're kind of shitty trucks.

unknown 38:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:38

Just saying. Um the language will be a little bit less because we want this to go to a different platform, right? And then I think every episode we'll just pick a part of the square body anatomy that sucks, right? Or a part of the square body anatomy that we love. You know what I mean? And we'll talk about that. And we'll talk, we'll have guests, square body guests, guestesses. Um, like roofers and shit that have square bodies. Hey, you got that concrete guy's number. I don't know how to say dude.

SPEAKER_07 39:17

They all come in my job and because I drove it today to work. Wait.

SPEAKER_01 39:22

Oh. All right. That corner. They all come in my job. Oh, you work at that corner in Nevada. Oh. I know where you work. That's on the other side of the tracks. Anyway.

SPEAKER_07 39:38

Anyway, I drove the square body.

SPEAKER_01 39:40

Which one?

SPEAKER_07 39:41

My brown one with Herm. Okay. Yep. Herm is named after my grandpa.

SPEAKER_01 39:47

Cool.

SPEAKER_07 39:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:47

So glad she said that before you made some kind of joke. I saw you. No, I didn't have a joke. I was like, okay.

SPEAKER_07 39:56

Yeah. Anyways. I like it. Drove Herm today. Right on. They all stop and like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 40:03

Is for sale?

SPEAKER_07 40:04

Yeah. Yes. And I'm like, they think it's like, you know, 4,000? No. No. No. Probably not.

SPEAKER_00 40:12

Probably not so. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:14

How many people stopped and looked at the shop truck when you had it sitting up front?

SPEAKER_01 40:18

All the time. The truck for sale? Can be.

SPEAKER_04 40:21

And they were all pulling what?

SPEAKER_01 40:23

Uh lawnmower trailers.

SPEAKER_07 40:27

That or like 15-year-olds getting their license. They're like, oh, can I buy that?

SPEAKER_01 40:32

They're like, is this a truck for sale?

SPEAKER_07 40:34

That's our show truck. That's not true.

SPEAKER_01 40:36

Yeah, it's a nice truck. It's a nice truck. Is that a factory color?

SPEAKER_07 40:40

Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_01 40:42

Do use a factory color too. It's just more than one. What factory? Metal. It's got most of its paint. Mm-hmm. It does. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:55

And extra.

SPEAKER_01 40:56

Eshra.

SPEAKER_04 40:57

Or less.

SPEAKER_01 40:59

They have a clear over. Eshra brack. Extra.

SPEAKER_03 41:03

Eshra brack paint. And I'm really kind of frustrated. So I got a picture of the 39th dash. Yeah. It's not mini. Oh. It's Mickey. Oh. I literally messaged Kelly right back because Kelly had a picture of it. Okay. He has the dash. That's what I thought. He took a picture of it and sent it to me, and I'm like, oh, I totally thought that was Minnie Mouse. And he he messaged me back. Wow, so did I. You took the picture, bro. Oh God.

SPEAKER_01 41:38

And and dude, finding a fucking dash for cheap. They're not cheap. No. Or any kind of dash. I'm going to find you the dash.

SPEAKER_07 41:45

Timo.

SPEAKER_01 41:47

I'm going to find you the dash. Bro, like it might if you're not going fucking 59, I'll tell you that much. No. There's like 900 plus. It's because all the mini truckers are buying them. Yeah, that's true. Every mini truck at a show has a 59. I found a couple of dash. I found a couple of different ones. But anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to jump in there. You're trying to get away. Wasn't even square body for the 39. Gotcha. Yeah. Yep. I squirrel real easy. My bad. So speaking about things with extra brack paint. Hey Mark.

SPEAKER_02 42:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:17

You're going to try to drive Obula home today, huh?

SPEAKER_05 42:19

Oh yeah. I got to drive it eventually. Might as well be close to the shop.

SPEAKER_01 42:22

Yeah. And you're pretty sure it's got gas? Oh yeah. Okay. Because I tried to go put gas in it today. Yeah. But it wouldn't stop trying to roll down the hill.

SPEAKER_05 42:29

That's when you got to get out real fast, beat the beat.

SPEAKER_01 42:31

So it's really odd that when that thing is in one of the 37 gears that it has, that it keeps rolling. Yeah, you let it on a clutch and it don't care. Yeah. It didn't matter. It don't matter where you put it. It just rolls. Yeah. So really it's like always in neutral. Unless there's centrifugal motion of it.

SPEAKER_04 42:48

Oh, you're talking like with a shut off in gear. Yeah, it don't care. Yeah, it don't care.

SPEAKER_05 42:53

And when I got home, I drove it up the driveway and went, okay. Roll it back down. Okay. I know it's a gear. Try this gear. Try that gear.

SPEAKER_01 43:03

How many fucking gears do they have? It's got like a three speed on the column shifter, but it's got like a tripler on it. So it's like you gotta like pull it in one gear, take off, drive until it starts screaming. Let off the throttle for a long time, by the way. It's a long time. It's a long time. Um, and wait until it feels like it might be ready to go into the higher version of that gear. And then you go through that one, and when it's time to shift, you actually shift and roll through that one until it feels like it's time to shift. Then you let off the gas again.

SPEAKER_03 43:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 43:28

Then you go back to the gas and it shifts in the next one.

SPEAKER_05 43:30

Gyromatic.

SPEAKER_01 43:31

Yeah, fluid drive or I think it's that gyromatic.

SPEAKER_05 43:35

It's the Dodge's version of the hydromatic and all that survives.

SPEAKER_01 43:39

Okay. It's different. So when are we going to slam it and Shoppu? And I don't think I ever took I don't think I ever took off in first gear today. I went through every position of the shifter, but I don't think any of them were low gear.

SPEAKER_05 43:50

Yeah, low gear's up high. The high the top position. So out and high.

SPEAKER_01 43:55

I was right. Okay. So yeah, I didn't try that one, I don't think. Yeah, I was. Where hold on.

SPEAKER_03 44:01

You said high? No. I got it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:04

Oh, yeah. So what is to you and down? That one called a high. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:09

So what is away and down?

SPEAKER_05 44:10

Like second.

SPEAKER_01 44:13

There's one there too.

SPEAKER_05 44:14

Well, because you got you have reverse is two. Uh-huh. Then neutral, and then up is uh first and second, and then down, which is the low, then down uh down is third and fourth, high, high gear.

SPEAKER_01 44:28

Well, it's to you and down, because that's got forward also. See? Yeah. It goes forward in that position too. Really? Uh-huh. I was. Was it like maybe a granny gear or like a no? It definitely wasn't low geared. You guys had you guys had you guys had me at high.

SPEAKER_03 44:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 44:46

That was it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 44:47

Yeah, I'm lost.

SPEAKER_05 44:49

I've already driven around the block, so that's I think it's reverse.

SPEAKER_04 44:53

Like your low gear. Yeah. Like what would be second on a speed? And then back towards you and down would be your high gear.

SPEAKER_01 44:59

But then what's away and down?

SPEAKER_04 45:00

That's what I'm away and down would be like your second gear.

SPEAKER_01 45:02

So you think it's first, second, third? Uh maybe.

SPEAKER_05 45:08

Yeah, because I had to Google it.

SPEAKER_01 45:10

I don't think I ever got it into that on the way there or back. I'm pretty sure I never went to that position on the shifter.

SPEAKER_03 45:17

That's so fucking confusing. Just the fucking D usually would fucking work. No, I didn't. I did.

SPEAKER_05 45:25

I didn't know. Emergency brake. I'm gonna get one of those uh locks you put on the steering wheel. Yeah. And when I need to set the brake, I'll just put that on the brake pedal and then up underneath the dash, and there's my emergency brake.

SPEAKER_01 45:37

Like a club? I got a club back there. You can have it. If it's got a key.

SPEAKER_05 45:40

Yeah. But also I don't need just something where it'll it it'll stay locked.

SPEAKER_01 45:44

But also you would have to have one that moves like that so that it keeps pumping the brakes.

SPEAKER_05 45:50

Well, that's when you pump it a couple times first and then lock it. Yeah, then it gives you enough time to get out and chalk the wheels.

SPEAKER_04 45:56

So this thing has you just take you like a four by four on a rope and swing it out in front of the tire.

SPEAKER_05 46:03

Bam, fucking done. And then when you're getting ready to leave, you just pull forward a little bit and pull it out, put it in the back seat. Well, I'd like on my 54 when I'll fill the I just run over the chalks.

SPEAKER_01 46:12

All I see is Mark thinking he has it out from under the tire and then it pulls him out of the fucking car. So the the brake system on the 1949 Dodge Cornet is probably ahead of its time. It's what I'm gonna go with.

SPEAKER_03 46:29

No, they threw too much goddamn parts at it. They were the head of shit. They were the head of the parts department.

SPEAKER_01 46:33

Well, yeah. It was like they were um they were gonna change something the next year, so they just used all the old parts at one time.

SPEAKER_05 46:39

We gotta get rid of that stuff.

SPEAKER_01 46:40

So this fucking thing's on the front brakes has two wheel cylinders per brake. So there's one for each shoe. Yes. And there's a metal brake line that ties those two together, and then there's a metal brake line that comes out for the towards the master cylinder, which is also a butte to change, Tyson. Tyson loves changing master cylinders, Mark. It's your favorite on that car. It's a bitch. Yeah, I imagine it. Oh, it's no, you can't.

SPEAKER_09 47:07

That's why y'all have it.

SPEAKER_07 47:08

Yeah, that's why he ain't doing it.

SPEAKER_01 47:10

That's why y'all brought it to your body. That's why he's imagining.

SPEAKER_03 47:12

Yeah, you guys are doing.

SPEAKER_04 47:14

It wouldn't have been bad if there was like linkage. But the brake pedal's one solid arm. Yeah. And there's a pin that goes through the master cylinder through the arm and it's pressed on. So that just you have no leverage to get the it just, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:29

It was horrible. I think they put it on before they put the body on the car. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:32

Yeah, they probably did. I'm pretty positive that.

SPEAKER_03 47:35

Dude, can you take like a long fucking bar and like weld a hinge on it so he can just like fucking grab it and like fucking dig it, dig, dig it into the concrete? Yeah, no, I'm talking about to the ground. Yeah, to the fucking ground. Just drop a plow disc. Yeah, like all of a sudden he's like, hey, I'm here.

SPEAKER_01 47:52

A plow disc would be fucking amazing. One at the front bumper, one at the back bumper.

SPEAKER_04 47:56

You just have to park in the grass. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:58

No, they're digging the concrete. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:59

I used to have an anchor with a dart, go to car shows with a dart. I had an anchor hanging from the front, and little kids go, What's that for? I said, When I need to stop, I'll just throw it out the window and catch a tree, and it'll stop me.

SPEAKER_01 48:10

Yeah, exactly. Anchor like a boat. Yeah, but throw it out. The adjusting system on these brakes is a sight to behold. They have a a cam bolt. Okay. Not like an adjuster like you would think on a drum brake. Right. But each shoe has a cam bolt on the outside edge and one at the top of the inside edge.

SPEAKER_04 48:34

So it's got two on the sides, and then one top and bottom.

SPEAKER_03 48:39

So there's two right here. And then you gotta right here. Yes. Okay. I gotcha. I gotcha. Absolutely. Like you gotta do this, and then you gotta yes. Okay, I gotcha. I gotcha. That's exactly why I was.

SPEAKER_01 48:54

This is why we don't film. So which we really need to, because I thought we would totally we were going somewhere. We just gotta get something a better way to do it. We got close one, can it? We got close ones, we just gotta come up a little different way. So anyway, um why wouldn't y'all start to talking about shit I'm sitting here rubbing the microphone? My bad.

SPEAKER_04 49:13

Talking about this, and he's going over this.

SPEAKER_03 49:15

I'm going all sudden you look over, everybody is rubbing his fucking belly button.

SPEAKER_07 49:18

Y'all, we better leave.

SPEAKER_03 49:20

Yeah, right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:21

He needs a minute.

SPEAKER_07 49:24

He needs to go take a bathroom break.

SPEAKER_01 49:26

Anyway. Uh-oh. It's pregnant. Ooh. I think you can mouth it. I know you can. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 49:42

Anyway, so um what was Big AL's fucking name? What was Big Gay Al's name? Josh? Josh. That's right. Yeah. That's right. Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 49:53

Yeah. Hey, Josh. Val's not the one making these jokes, bro. It's us. We don't have a problem with you being gay, though. No, not at all. No. I had gays in my family.

SPEAKER_03 50:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:04

Yeah. So anywho. Um I got gay friends. Yeah. Yeah. The ones in my family. Yeah. They moved to other countries, but still.

SPEAKER_03 50:15

Yeah, whatever. Oh, go ahead.

SPEAKER_00 50:17

Yeah, like Washington.

SPEAKER_03 50:18

No, no, no. Like my like my gay friends decided they didn't want to be here anymore. I'm like, see ya. Yeah, so they went overseas.

SPEAKER_01 50:26

So when you move these bolts for Mark's brake shoes. Yeah. The shoes just up and down and the other cam bolts make them do this and that. And there's a tool that comes with it that's who was putting it together, right? Okay, but the tool? Okay, but a tool's tool. It's this little protractor looking thing with a nut on it welded to it. And you screw it onto the axle. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 50:53

And what you do is Wow, this reminds me of another Dodge where we had to adjust the fucking axles. Remember with that fucking tool you had to ram down the So what you do is you unscrew this thing or screw it in, whichever way you feel like going.

SPEAKER_01 51:09

And as long as it clears the brake shoes as it comes around, that's good. Should fit in the drum. If it's out of adjustment, it will hit the tool. When you spin around, I fucking science. Well, over engineering, I guess. FM, buddy. Fucking magic. I mean. I'm not a big I'm not a big proponent for disc brake conversions. But. But I might have met my match.

SPEAKER_03 51:33

He's like, disc brakes, chop it, slam it on its ass, and call it a day. Let it keep smoking. Let it keep smoking.

SPEAKER_04 51:41

Where's Mark? Oh, there he goes. Let her smoke. You know what's it?

SPEAKER_01 51:45

Coming back from the gas station, far less smoke. Probably because it's out of oil.

SPEAKER_09 51:49

Because we might need to check that burn it a lot.

SPEAKER_01 51:54

Quit smoking. Did it quit leaking? Well, we put a bottle of no smoke in it.

SPEAKER_03 51:59

Oh. Yeah. Well, then it should be good.

SPEAKER_01 52:01

I mean, it's called no smoke. Should be full. I mean, water wetter doesn't work worth a fuck, so maybe no smoke does. Well, that's because water's already wet. So you don't need it to get wetter.

SPEAKER_03 52:10

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be Val. I think we're I think we're not I think we're unmatched, bro. Val.

SPEAKER_07 52:16

Don't what?

SPEAKER_01 52:16

Is water wet?

unknown 52:18

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:19

Yeah! Yep. Redemption starting to truck me. Yeah. Okay. She's got common sense. Now I want to do the rest of the experiment, but I'm afraid to because I don't want to offend a lady.

SPEAKER_07 52:30

No.

SPEAKER_01 52:31

What generation are you?

SPEAKER_07 52:33

Oh, you're asking me how old I am.

SPEAKER_01 52:35

I mean, you can say generation. I don't know. Are you millennial? Are you okay? How old are you?

SPEAKER_07 52:41

I'll be uh 44.

SPEAKER_01 52:43

Okay. So millennial. Yeah. Young millennial old millennial. I mean that's old.

SPEAKER_03 52:48

That's technically what we are. No, not you.

SPEAKER_01 52:51

No, I'm not you, no. Me and Mark or Gen X, by God.

SPEAKER_05 52:54

Uh I'm on the upper end of Gen X, I guess. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:57

You're not a boomer? No.

SPEAKER_05 52:59

I wish. If I was a boomer, I'd be retired. What are you, 52?

SPEAKER_01 53:02

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I'm I'll be 49 in October. I'll be 44 in December. Mark wasn't in high school when I I was in high school when Mark graduated high school. When did you graduate?

SPEAKER_05 53:12

Uh 92.

SPEAKER_01 53:13

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 53:14

I was a sophomore.

SPEAKER_01 53:15

Oh. That was a good year. Yeah. I probably made a lot of backseat babies.

SPEAKER_07 53:20

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_01 53:22

I spread DNA all over 1992. Shit, I even moved to Texas yet. Yeah. See? So that was a long ass time ago. 92. So you graduated my freshman year. And speaking of DNA, that's all that's all Tyson was. Because I graduated I graduated in 96. So yeah.

SPEAKER_07 53:43

96. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:45

Same year my daughter was born, coincidentally. Told you I was spreading DNA.

SPEAKER_05 53:49

What a graduation picture uh present.

SPEAKER_01 53:52

Yeah. Yeah. It was easy to find my girlfriend in the at graduation in the stands. She is a little pregnant when in the sundress.

SPEAKER_03 54:00

And I'm over here just laughing because Tyson's over here just sitting there, 92. What was I doing? I was seeing the inside of a tube sock.

SPEAKER_01 54:09

Tyson, when were you born? 2000. Oh my gosh. That's not that bad. No, I don't feel that old.

SPEAKER_07 54:17

It is. I graduated in 2001.

SPEAKER_01 54:21

Yeah, it doesn't make me feel any younger.

SPEAKER_07 54:23

No.

SPEAKER_01 54:24

That's the year Brooke graduated. High school. 2000. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:30

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:31

Yeah. That's the year you would have graduated.

SPEAKER_03 54:34

Yes, yes. Big big ass fucking quotes. Yes. Yes. When I would have graduated high school.

SPEAKER_01 54:39

When I graduated high school. Yeah. Depends on which Google document I downloaded. Bitch, I went to the fucking reunion. Yeah, he did. First time me and Jimmy ever did anything together and almost got us in a fight.

unknown 54:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:53

My bad. Yeah. Yeah, whatever. I was still pretty fiery back then. I was pretty bad back then. Yeah. Not not that bad, but I tried to chase them faggots down.

unknown 55:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:03

I was going to wad them up in their Jeep. All of it. Yeah. Dickheads. But um yeah, Beulah's a different kind of car.

SPEAKER_00 55:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:15

But man, I'm telling you, you're gonna be very happy driving it home. Oh yeah. What's its name? Beulah. Beulah? That bitch looked like Olga.

SPEAKER_07 55:25

I'll get a video and they can watch it on my TikTok. How about that?

SPEAKER_04 55:30

Maybe wait till he makes it home before you post it. Well it was very good.

SPEAKER_07 55:34

Once he leaves here, I mean it's that's that's it. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 55:37

Like I really enjoyed driving it. Yeah. It was it was cool driving. Road really, really good.

SPEAKER_04 55:41

I drove it in the parking lot.

SPEAKER_01 55:43

Yeah. I I I was like, fuck it. We're gonna drive it. I just took off to the gas station. And I think I probably ought to put some gas in it while I'm driving down there. Yeah. Like no idea what gas or how old the gas is. Put fist on it. Yeah, but I got to the gas stuff. I got to the gas station, I killed it, let on the clutch, it kept rolling. I hit the brakes, moved the shifter to another spot, let on the clutch, it kept rolling. Everybody's staring at me like I'm a fucking idiot. Yeah. I didn't even know how to drive the car.

SPEAKER_07 56:12

I didn't know how to drive.

SPEAKER_01 56:15

At least if it runs out, it's not in front of these people. If you had a rod that would go right into the concrete, it would be rolling. But he doesn't have a plow disc.

SPEAKER_03 56:23

All of a sudden, someone from fucking the UK walks up and they're like, uh, are you giving rides?

SPEAKER_01 56:28

Yeah. Yeah, hop in. Hop in. Good luck. I would say when I hit the bridges down here in the glove box, say boing, started bouncing. I was like, oh shit, me lo sorry. Yeah, that thing's comfortable. Yeah. It's got some baby making seats.

SPEAKER_05 56:44

Seats are in exit condition. Yeah. That's in good shape.

SPEAKER_04 56:47

How wide are they? Do the speedometer work?

SPEAKER_01 56:50

Nothing actually.

SPEAKER_05 56:50

None of the gauges work.

SPEAKER_01 56:51

Not a not literally not a one of the gauges worked. And it's got a lot of them. Look like an airplane.

SPEAKER_05 56:57

Yeah. Got the analog in it, you know, wind it up.

SPEAKER_01 57:01

Yep. He looked like an airplane about to go down.

SPEAKER_07 57:03

So what's the plan? Because all the gauge. What's the plan with it?

SPEAKER_05 57:06

I rent it out for uh for the business weddings, commercials.

SPEAKER_01 57:11

Pop's classic car photo resource, everybody. For all of you new listeners that don't know, when we always say one, two, three, thanks, Mark. It is now thanks, Mark. Mark, talk about Pop's photo resource. Pop's classic car photo resource. Sorry.

SPEAKER_05 57:27

I've got a 54 model Chevrolet pickup truck, a uh 1969 Dodge Dart, 67 Pontiac Firebird, and the new edition is a 1949 Dodge Cornet sedan. Nice. Rent them out for weddings.

SPEAKER_01 57:41

Yes, yes, Tyson. The Firebird's nice.

SPEAKER_04 57:42

No, no, no. What happened to the other car? Oh, the in the comments? Yeah, in the comment.

SPEAKER_05 57:46

Oh, it's still okay.

SPEAKER_04 57:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 57:49

So you still have it, but it's it's a pain in my side.

SPEAKER_03 57:52

He said we don't talk about that.

SPEAKER_05 57:54

Yeah, she's yeah, it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_07 57:55

So you're gonna rent you're gonna rent this one and it's not gonna stop. It stops. Okay. Yeah, I'll be the one driving.

SPEAKER_05 58:02

I do chauffeuring for weddings. I'll take the couple after that.

SPEAKER_07 58:05

I thought you let him drive it. Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 58:07

No, no, no. It stops. But and also it's way too confusing to let some young married dude try to drive it.

SPEAKER_07 58:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:12

You let a guy try to drive that car on wedding day in front of his brand new wife. He is not getting laid. Yeah. Because he won't be able to figure out how to drive it.

SPEAKER_07 58:20

Hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_01 58:21

Thought you were a man.

SPEAKER_05 58:22

Well, like I used the 54. They wanted to use it as a just to drive away from the wedding, and the kid kept trying to figure it out. So I tucked down behind where they they couldn't see me. And I said, push that right there up in the clutch. Hold on. Hold on. Hold up. I was beside the city.

SPEAKER_01 58:39

He's like, Mark. We're in the back seat and I don't have my pants on. What are you talking about, Mark? Are you telling me that on somebody's wedding day you were in the floorboard under the wedding dress? No, I was outside the truck. Oh. I was instructing. That's not near as cool.

SPEAKER_05 58:55

Yeah. I was instructing how to drive it.

SPEAKER_01 58:58

So check this out. So Mark was our very first actual hometown hot rodder guest. Yep. We made a post and said, hey, we need a real deal hometown hot rodder. Somebody that works on their own shit, that drives their cars, that wants to come talk. And his dumb ass called us. And his stupid ass called us.

SPEAKER_08 59:16

Oh my God. Six years ago.

SPEAKER_01 59:18

Almost six years ago. I was bored. So he comes rolling up. Man, we're excited. We're like, man, we're gonna have a real fucking guest. What the fuck are we gonna say? We don't write scripts. No. We don't we don't know what we're doing. And then he turns the corner on my street, because back then we recorded at my house. He comes down the street and we're like, this motherfucker just pulled up in a badass Dodge Dart. Yeah. And he got closer and I'm like, that's a 69. Yeah. Who is this fucking dude? And uh the interview went off really well, but he hadn't even started his photo business yet. He was talking about starting it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 59:49

I'd had one job earlier a few months before, and it kind of got the the idea of, well, I could make money off of this and put it back in the cars. And it's been doing well ever since. It just takes one job.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:03

I know you let them or they're in the car, but do you take the pictures too then? No.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:08

I don't I haven't got an I that's something I r want to get into doing taking pictures myself. So I'm cool. One stop shop.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:15

I mean with with everybody's new favorite photographer, you could you could just use your fucking phone. Oh yeah. But everybody's new favorite photographer is Chat GPT.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:25

I know what you meant. Yeah. Oh yeah, I mean because for some reason people they want the the photographer to have a camera.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:33

Yeah. Even though my sister-in-law is a photographer, and my brother does videography in um Chandler type area. So yeah, I've done a couple of those.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:43

Like you want to tell people y'all do realize that they film full ass movies on iPhones now, right? Oh yeah. Yeah. Just whole movies.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:49

He does like the drone of everything and everything. But yeah, I just wondered if you you got all their money.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:55

No, I just I just did the chauffeuring. I've done commercials for Coca-Cola, Beth Scott and White, uh uh Cavender Boots.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:05

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:06

So it's just all with the dart. No, the truck did one of them.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:08

Yeah, the truck did the truck did the Coca-Cola commercial and the uh uh Cavender boots. They used it for products. They you put their cowboy hats, their cowboy boots. That's they had bottles with the different uh outfits and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:22

We need to get Marcus Square Body.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:23

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:24

I take one. Yeah, we need to get Marcus Square. Get an extra one, I'll take it.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:27

I do. I just started thinking about something. What?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:30

My company random shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:31

My company. Yep. We rent shit all the time and all kinds of stuff. Like we literally went and rented one of those badass fucking Lexus SUVs and fucking wrap that bitch.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:43

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Did you return it after you rented it?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:48

We we took a took the wrap off and all that stuff. Yeah, it didn't it didn't do anything to it. I thought about it, but no.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:00

Every time we need tires, you go rent a car, take the tires off, pull them out. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:08

Nobody's using 15-inch rims anymore.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:10

So you know what we wanted to do one time? What? Me and Jimmy wanted to go to a car show somewhere. I don't remember where it was at. It was somewhere in East America.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:20

America.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:21

Yeah, America. It was somewhere on the East Coast. It was a show we wanted to go to. Yeah. We couldn't take enough time off to work, neither off of work, neither one of us could. So we were like, fuck it. We're gonna fly. We're gonna rent a car, we're gonna pull that bitch into a Walmart or somewhere, we're gonna take the cool springs out of it, we're gonna fucking cut them, we're gonna buy the insurance on the rental car, we're gonna slam that bitch on the ground, go to the car show, hang out with everybody, and then take the bitch back and film the whole thing because we got the insurance.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:48

If we can ever figure out how to do this shit full time, we're doing it. Yeah, we're fucking doing it. Yeah, we're fucking doing it. And I want to do it in fucking SoCal.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:00

How fucking amazing would that be?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:02

That would be awesome. That'd be cool.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:03

Take a spring compressor in your luggage? Yep.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:06

Do Teslas have springs?

SPEAKER_01 1:03:08

I'd be scared to do a Tesla. Yeah. Everything's electronic. Everything's good. Everything on a Tesla is fucking perfect. Dump a fucking Tesla on its ass. We won't do a charger. Prius. Prius would be cool. I really hate myself for lacking the new Prius.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:24

Prius.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:26

They're pretty fucking good. I don't care what anybody says. There was one over here at the tattoo shop yesterday. I was like, fuck, why do I like that car? The new one's different. It looks different. The new one looks cool. It's way different. Yeah, they're way different. Especially like the way people are fixing them up. Yeah, what everybody's chat GPTM. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:44

Well, they got ground effects or something.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:46

Oh, laying on the ground and we really? Oh, fucking bitching. Yeah. The new Prius is actually a pretty cool car.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:53

Usually Prius is cut you. Oh yeah. We're fucking it. How fucking amazing. Remember when we were talking about this?

SPEAKER_01 1:03:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:59

No, but we still have to do it. I was like, if you get the insurance, what are they going to do? Bro, if we ever make it where fucking money's no all no object and shit.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:09

When we make it.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:10

Yeah, when we make it and all that, and money's no object, dude. Hey, we're we're all getting fucking rental cars. And we're gonna dump them all on their asses.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:21

It'd be a lot closer to making it if Brian had quit fucking leasing buildings and coming up with a new business like his. Yeah. Sorry.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:28

I that's what I said. Rent a square body, rent, rent a cool ass car. So we're gonna talk so you can't just buy.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:34

Square body boogie talk, Val.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:36

Oh yeah. So we haven't talked about the square we haven't talked about the square body boogie on the show very much, really, at all. Um Square Body Boogie is a last thing about it was my last episode. Probably. Which has been three weeks ago.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:49

And you said it was fifty dollars and it's not. The la the one I was listening to on the way here said fifty dollars. I was like, this is an old one.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:55

Well, no.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:57

No, because basic registration is fifty dollars.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:59

Yeah, but you didn't even have two different registrations. Because I wanted to bait them to the website.

unknown 1:05:04

Oh shh.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:07

Well, fuck.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:10

No.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:11

No, I I think it was old.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:12

For as little as fifty dollars, you can sign up. Oh.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:16

You can sign up to and then they see the hundred dollar one. And then they're like, oh, I want to be cool and get stuff.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:23

Yeah, and goodie bags.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:24

Not anymore, they don't.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:26

Um what? I think we've approached 20 people already. Cool. I think so. Um I bring the dart. It's square, I guess. We can't say no, Mark, because it's on public road. Um I love you when you say that. Yeah. Um we're doing a convoy of square body shapes, square body GM trucks and SUVs.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:47

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:48

And I really want that ramp truck that I found for 5500 bucks in tally in tarot.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:52

Oh, I want a ramp truck so bad.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:53

There's a square body ramp truck in tarot for 5500 bucks in the trip. Oh, I saw that it runs and drives 5400.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:57

I can roll.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:58

It runs and drives. I we could probably Could probably scoop it up somewhere, Martin. You got something, somebody to trade for it.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:03

Hey, and then we can put you on it, and you can come with us.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:07

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:08

I want I want to ramp up. We'll put the dart on the back of it.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:10

We can't put Bule on it because the motherfucker won't stay put. Well, I messed up my winch trying to pull Bule up on the trader. Yeah. It's 4,500 rated uh winch. Yeah. It's more than 4,500. Oh, dang it.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:21

Yeah, one of Beulah's boobs weighs 4500 pounds.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:23

She's a heavy girl.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:27

Um anyway, square body boogie. That bitch isn't. We are caravaning or convoying or cruising or however you want to put it. Big line of a whole bunch of people driving. Leaking ass leaking ass square bodies.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:39

Just awesome.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:40

Yeah. Um three different locations of everybody leaving, but we're all meeting at the Walmart in Paris, Texas at 10 o'clock. Paris. Paris? We're all meeting at the Walmart in Paris at 10 o'clock in the morning. I can't make the Frankenstein. Day before Halloween. From there, we'll make an organized cruise from Paris to Idabel, Oklahoma, to Gasquatch.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:05

That's a nice drive. I like it.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:07

We're going to get fuel and food.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:09

I think that's what I'm excited about. Oh, yeah. I'm way more excited about the cruise. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:12

Yeah, it's beautiful country too. They back roads, figure out how to Arkansas. Figure out how to get Brooke to pass out. Holy shit. You guys are talking about all this driving. I got to pee. Okay. I gotta figure out how to get Brooke to pass out enough that I can. Never mind. Oklahoma Girls. Sorry. So from Gasquatch, we're gonna go into Broken Bow and Hoach Town. Uh we'll go to Choctaw Landing Casino just to kind of gather everybody. And then once we have a little chat, powwow, make sure everybody made it, then they can go do what they want. Stay at whatever room they want. Hotel. I hope you're already booking them because they're already booking up. All right. You're staying with us, right? Yeah. Okay, cool. And then uh eat where you want, sleep where you want, cruise up and down through Hoachtown and Brokenbow all night long if you want to. Sunda or Saturday morning, Halloween morning. Um have your breakfast and everything. We're gonna be leaving Choctaw Landing at probably 10 or so.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:07

I'm dressing up.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:08

And then making the um and then making the hour and a half, I think, trip that it is from Broken Bow to Mina. Something like that. Hour, hour and a half. We're gonna head to Mina, Arkansas. Um we're having a square body show in Mina.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:22

Um I'm trying to get like a bunch of vendors too.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:25

Yeah. East Texas uh Square Bodies is coming. Uh some Louisiana or Arkansas, something square bodies.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:32

I heard something about that.

unknown 1:08:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:34

I don't know. For all the people that say they're coming, we need more people to register.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:37

Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:38

Right? Right. Um We're doing all of this to benefit uh ASP C tens. Val found them. That's the American Society for the Preservation of C tens. But what they do, we're not doing it just to give them, help them build a truck for, you know, hey, here you go, here's some money, build your truck. Right. It is for them to build a truck because they do a thing called truck for a vet. Oh, that's cool. So they build a truck and then they donate it to a veteran in need of transportation.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:03

I think it's like veteran, uh, a cop, yeah, first responders, yeah, stuff like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:07

But it's called truck for a vet. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:09

Um the guy is super nice. I talked to him today. Oh, did you talk to him?

SPEAKER_01 1:09:13

Yeah, I talked to Charlie today. Cool. Charlie Brown, by the way. Uh they have like a YouTube.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:19

They have a YouTube.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:20

ASPC Tins.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:21

Uh the guy that's doing Betty White.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:24

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:24

It's not Charlie, I don't think.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:26

But he has a YouTube. I'll have to.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:28

I think you could probably search ASPC tins and it'll pop it up if I remember right.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:31

Yeah, he he show he pops up on my TikTok all the time.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:34

So but um He won't be there, but we're gonna donate damn near all the money that we bring. There's some cost involved with doing this, so I gotta re- I gotta recover that because I'm not making that kind of money yet. So, but we're gonna write them a check when it's over. But I also yesterday.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:52

Yeah, yesterday.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:53

Yesterday I donated a uh motor and transmission to the truck. I've got a couple of motors and transmissions laying around. That's cool. Awesome.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:03

So they're they're really excited because they were problem is they're in Nashville. Yeah. Uh road trip. Yeah. Yeah. See? He agrees.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:14

We happen to know a guy. I heard he's very well endowed uh that has a transport company.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:20

Damn it. Oh, yeah. What's his number? No.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:23

He got he got Wiener's first and last name. You already got it.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:28

Oh sh.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:29

You already got his phone number. Sorry. Oh, we talked about the transport guy. Oh, we talked about the transport guy, not the well-endowed. Sorry, my bad. I mean, we can always throw that stuff in the back of truck and I'm gonna say his meet me there. Name, but his initials are Richard. Big dick. Johnson. Uh I'm gonna talk to him and see what it would cost if he's got a load going to that area. Load. Can we shoot a big dick load? Hey, big dick, we need to shoot a load of Nashville.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:04

If not, I know people.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:05

Yeah, we need you to shoot a load in Nashville. Oh no. Could you go drop a load in Nashville? Bam.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:11

You don't want to take Dewey and deliver it?

SPEAKER_01 1:11:13

Oh my God. We would be able to give them no money. Yeah. Because it would all have to go back to my gas card. Yeah. Right. Could you imagine driving Dewey to Nashville? No. I'd do it. Fuck it. Yeah. 55, 60 miles an hour piss. Hello. I'd do it. I'll do it. Well, tell them to meet us in Arkansas. I mean, whatever. He can't. They're not coming. No. They're not coming.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:34

Yeah, I asked them because I thought that'd be cool. Travel budget there.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:37

Travel budget was not.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:38

They are coming to the C10.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:40

C10's in the park, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:42

Waxahie.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:43

So hey, so are you in meet up with that? Are you there? Are you going?

SPEAKER_07 1:11:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:46

Are you set up as a vendor?

SPEAKER_07 1:11:48

Uh no.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:49

Yeah, I tried too late.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:51

Too late?

SPEAKER_01 1:11:51

Too late.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:52

Uh it's probably last year they didn't even charge anything.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:55

It's probably too late to register as well. I'm going to look tomorrow and see.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:00

I don't think so because it's pretty, I think September, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:03

Yeah, but I remember like in 19, right before COVID.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:07

Oh, I got a ticket.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:08

At midnight, we were fucking hitting refresh.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:11

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One of uh Carlos, one of my friends.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:15

Yeah, I think it's probably already, we probably already lost that chance. It's probably sold out.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:18

Yeah, but uh people sell them, so you're good.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:20

Yeah, we need to make a post on that deal. Because I'd like to take the Dewey.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:24

Yeah. Oh, it's a it's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:25

Oh, I've I've been in Walks Ahatchie during C tens in the park. You talk about invading a motherfucker. Yeah. The entire town of Walksahatchie's full of nothing but square bodies and Okay. C tens in the park. There's also C 1500s. There's also OBSs. Yeah. There's also 67 to 60 to 72s. There's a lot of them. There's a lot of different things. There's 54s and stuff and trucks. So whatever.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:57

It's not really specific.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:59

It's trucks and trucks in the park? It's not.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:01

Trucks in the park.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:01

But the square body boogie only is for square body GM trucks and SUVs. If you own another type of truck or vehicle, we're sorry. We cannot stop you from following us. But there'll be no social media coverage for your car or truck. There'll be no acknowledgement that you came.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:22

Do you really think people are going to do that?

SPEAKER_01 1:13:24

Oh yeah. And if you really don't want to be left out.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:28

We're not talking to them.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:30

Welcome to Hometown High Rider.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:31

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:32

There's at least one. I've already had people go, What are you going to do if I if I do show up? Well, I'm not like I'm going to fucking fight you or something. You're just going to be a douchebag. I'm going to slash your goddamn tires, boy. I mean, look, other people are going to come. Yeah. We're not going to be able to stop it. They're going to want to hang out. People have to be involved.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:50

Because we're cool.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:50

And I get it. Yeah. I get it.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:53

See, he wants to come.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:54

But see you. Come with us. At the same time. My phone just vibrated. My balls were right when we made those years. Anyway. Just donate. If you do follow us, if you get in line at one of our stops, just please donate. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because we're going to write them a check as big as we can, whatever there is there. I've got some costs to cover. Cost of shirts, cost of stuff like that. Unless we get sponsors. Right. If we get sponsors, then they'll get it all. Word. Y'all want y'all want some big hometown hot rider, rodent style style advertising, square body queen advertising, cars and coffee advertising. Jump on this deal. Jump on the square body boogie. We will promote the absolute dog shit out of you.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:44

But uh, yeah, and whatever you can pay is cool with us. That just determines how much we advertise for you. But if y'all want a bunch of advertising, get on a square body boogie because this is the first one of its kind.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:57

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:57

It really and truly is. And we're not making this whole big to-do where you have to stay at these hotels and you have to eat at this place and you gotta pay us all this money.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:06

Have you guys done one before? Like just a regular cast.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:10

Mark has done Hot Rod Tour of Texas. Yeah. Um, which is a cool ass event, and I want to go. I just always have a reason that I can't go every year.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:18

Right. Um see I never knew people were doing stuff like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:21

Yeah, we're gonna do a big ass cruise. I'm going to do over here in the next couple two or three weeks when I have a weekend off from those shows. When that's yeah, I know. I'm gonna see how many of y'all, I'm looking at you, Val.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:34

I'm gonna see how many of y'all want to do a practice run.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:38

We'll grab us a couple of cheap ass hotels. You know what I mean? Like some roach ass motels.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:43

Did you see the one I sent you yesterday?

SPEAKER_01 1:15:45

Probably not.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:45

On far Farmersville just threw one up.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:47

Farmersonly.com. What?

SPEAKER_07 1:15:48

Farmersville, Texas, just threw one up. It was like the fried pie something.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:54

Oh, yeah, I did see that. The show. Yeah, there's driving. And there's people going.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:58

Ardmork, Oklahoma?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:00

Yeah, there's people going.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:01

I didn't know anything about it.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:02

I neither. But I won't be here. I'll be at the Maiderfest.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:05

No, it's not the Mathefest.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:06

Oh, Mater. Oh, it's not Materfest?

SPEAKER_07 1:16:08

No, it's a cruise. They're going to Ardenmore, Oklahoma. It's like a I'll send it again. I have it. You don't look at my stuff. Oh, I did. Whatever.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:16

Your stuff or your messages?

SPEAKER_07 1:16:17

Wait. Messages.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:20

But um Discord body boogie's gonna be cool. And it's for a good cause. And it's a whole bunch of people getting together and cruising their fucking trucks.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:28

And it's just I mean, and I'll the weather is gonna be awesome.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:33

We did this shit for where everybody with any budget can do this. Yeah. As long as you can afford the fuel and get you a room.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:40

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:41

And we gave them enough time to plenty of time to save a couple save a couple bucks up.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:45

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:46

Um and I want fucking show trucks. I want damn near race trucks. I want farm trucks. I want shit with hay spikes hanging out the ass end of it. I want wreckers. I want vans. Right. People with fucking G10, G20 vans.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:02

Are you gonna go get that van?

unknown 1:17:04

Nah.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:04

Nah. Just gonna do an enclosed trailer.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:07

I told you because then you can wrap it and like, you know, people know. People know Dewey already.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:15

So Yeah, Dewey Dewey was putting in work this weekend. We made some money with Dewey this weekend.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:21

Did you?

SPEAKER_01 1:17:21

Yeah. Got a job just driving home from the lake. And somebody saw us in Dewey and called because he saw us drive down the road and asked if he could meet me at the shop to look at his car and give him a number on doing it, and he ended up leaving with no car. Cool. So Dewey Dewey's putting in work. Get repo'd. Somebody repoed that one. They've been looking for it for a while. Um But yeah, I was gonna do an enclosed trailer. Put a hitch on it.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:51

Yeah, I think that'll be fun.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:53

I don't want to do the camper. Utility bet would be cool, but I I like the way that truck looks.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:58

I love my camper.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:00

I know, but I like the way that truck looks.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:03

I just don't want to change it.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:04

So I'm telling you, if you if you did it, big booty Judy wouldn't be it wouldn't look like a big booty.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:11

It'd have a squ it'd have a Spongebob ass. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We call it Squidworth. Yeah. Yeah. So uh I am gonna work on some more square body designs for merchandise. I'm gonna try to figure out how to use SpongeBob without using SpongeBob because square body. Yeah. I mean, duh. Right. It's too easy.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:31

Using pineapple.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:33

Yeah. That would sell in Rockwell. If it was upside down.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:41

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:42

Yep. Yep. Anyway. Anyway.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:45

Anywho. Oh, I was gonna say do some like sweatshirts because it is gonna be a little chilly.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:50

Yeah. I'm gonna put some hoodies. I'm gonna start putting some hoodie designs on the website pretty soon. It's not quiet time yet to put start putting hoodie designs up, but it'll be pretty easy because I I kept all my files. So sweatshirts? June? October. Oh, for for the right now. Not now, no. No, but the square body boogie's October.

unknown 1:19:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:15

I mean, Mark, you've Mark's like, fuck it, it's odd outside. What's wrong with you guys? Yeah, okay. I'm gonna ask y'all this for uh for those that listen. Both of you, Val and Mark, y'all have both ordered stuff from hometownhotroder.net. Right. Yeah did it come straight to your door? Yeah. Yeah. Quickly?

SPEAKER_05 1:19:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:30

Yeah. Yep. With a week?

SPEAKER_05 1:19:33

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:33

Yeah. Pretty fucking killer, huh?

SPEAKER_05 1:19:35

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:36

And you ordered for mine.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:37

You got it was a week from yours too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:41

And it they're such good quality. That's the main thing. Is like I didn't want to get shirts that I didn't like wearing. Yeah, no. So uh this awesome.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:48

No. They work.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:49

They're good.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:50

Mark, you've ordered twice. I just saw that you ordered something else the other day. Yeah, I ordered a K Wiz sticker. Thank you, buddy. Yeah. K Wiz.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:56

There would I. I have it on my truck.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:57

Thank you. Oh yeah, she ordered your 90s design. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:00

I loved it.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:01

I want to make a microphone. Put the K Wiz sticker on, like on the news, how the news have it. Yeah. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:07

On it. Yeah. Like right underneath the microphone where it's got the little triangle thing around it. Yeah. On it. I can make that happen. I love sitting at my desk coming up with new designs. Tyson.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:21

Why aren't you talking?

SPEAKER_01 1:20:22

Tyson doesn't talk a whole lot. Oh, okay. But it's not just on the show. No. Tyson's just not. You don't have the man of few words. I guess. Fuck you. So my balls are vibrating again. Okay. Must be important. Damn it. It's probably bonsai. What's new? It's time to record bonsai. Um, no. Uh TJ Embry sending me an ad for a fucking G30 van for sale.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:47

Ah.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:48

TJ Embry. TJ Embry is part of the Square Body Boogie, also the uh purveyor of Cars and Coffee Rockwall. Fucking big words and shit. I know. All right, Tyson. What up? I understand that it wasn't for the best of reasons. Right. However, you did get to go to my favorite place on the planet. I absolutely love going to Southern California.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:12

Fuck that place!

SPEAKER_01 1:21:14

I don't want to live there. Well, I actually I I do.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:17

I will I will I will eventually move back.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:19

I could give two flying shits about the politics of California. I don't care. Yep. Doesn't affect me. I don't care about the politics here. No, I got like nine years. Could you give a fuck about the politics? I would 100% live there if I could afford it.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:29

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:30

Ten years I'll m I'll be moving back. And we can almost we can almost afford it because everybody else has moved out, so they're gonna start discounting shit. Fucking 100%. Yeah. It is the nicest place in the United States to live. I don't care what anybody says. Have you ever been, Val?

SPEAKER_07 1:21:44

Uh as a truck driver.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:46

Right, but that didn't count.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:47

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:47

That doesn't count.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:48

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:49

Car culture's better. Is it? 100%. A thousand percent. Um the people in the car culture are a thousand percent cooler than the people in Texas car culture. Sorry, guys. There's a fact. Nobody's competing when you're out there. Nope. It's a fucking family. And it doesn't matter how big the show is, family. Right. Usually it's family, but whatever.

SPEAKER_09 1:22:08

Right?

SPEAKER_01 1:22:10

See. So Tyson? Yes. Outside of that part and the other parts that we've talked about that we're no bueno. Right. Family, see? See.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:19

You know, it's part Spanish. I don't know Spanish though. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:23

Yeah. Um I mean, I'm from Southern California, so I'm trash by heart. All right. So that's that's the important part. If you can cook, then cool. How was the trip? It was good. Was it?

SPEAKER_04 1:22:33

Yeah. Got to car show a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:35

Yeah, he went to car show on Pismo Beach.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:38

Oh, on the beach. On the pier. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:41

Your mom had her Pismo Beach hoodie on today. Yep. All right, cool hoodie and fuck off. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:46

Yeah, it was cool.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:48

I mean there was um because I was supposed to be at West Coast Customs a couple of the weekend before.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:52

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:53

Didn't get to go.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:55

But it was good. I got to see a lot of cool shit. Um a lot of cool people. Yeah. Yeah. You just stop and talk to anybody. Yeah. And they had a little cruise night. And I got to see a bunch of cool shit there.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:06

I mean, it's just Well I know in Santa Maria it's every fucking Friday. Yeah. Every Friday they cruise Santa Maria Boulevard.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:12

This was um it used to be the Father's Day car show. I don't know what it's called now because they changed it, but it used to be on Father's Day weekend.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:19

Well, if it's since it's California, they can't call it father anymore. Depends on what neighborhood. Something like the cum squirting parent or something like that. Yeah. Because they want to change woman to gestating parent now or the mom instead of mother. Oh my god. I'm not making this up. And this is why I don't watch TV. I'm not making this up.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:38

Yeah, I have no idea. Family quote. Anyway, do you have family there, Tyler? Oh, cool. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:43

Tyson.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:43

Ah.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:44

That's all right.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:47

Erased that. Yeah, whatever. She was gonna co-host.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:50

She was gonna she was gonna co-host trunk me. Whatever. I'm joking. I gotcha. But just wait for the whiteboard to be here. When we start recording that, it's just gonna have the guest name on it real big.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:01

Yes. Please.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:02

I'm gonna come in here and change it. Yeah. Right, cow. Is it a vowel?

SPEAKER_01 1:24:07

Oh my god, that'd be fucking anyway.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:10

No, just Victoria. That's fine. That's what they'll call me.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:12

Secret?

SPEAKER_07 1:24:13

Sorry. No.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:17

That's what my wiener's name is. Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:28

So California.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:29

California. It was good.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:30

Um speaking of wieners.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:34

Or no wiener. Lack of. Yeah, or lack of.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:37

It depends on how much duct tape you got. I don't think you can call it a wiener there either. It's probably something else. Yeah. Baby making tool.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:43

Yeah. Meat, meat stick. Can you call them babies though?

SPEAKER_01 1:24:47

Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Fetal matter. Self-shitting spawn.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:53

Anyway, the people you hung out with.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:55

Fetal matter tool. So where were you at?

SPEAKER_04 1:24:57

Oh yeah. Pismo.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:59

Right. Yeah. But for like the little meats and stuff. Was it all at Pismo? It was all at the same time.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:04

Yeah. So like they had it down at the pier, and then there's a main ship that goes across, and they had to do the cruise night through there, and then the show was all on the pier.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:11

Yep. Yeah. So last time we were at West Coast Customs, we were we bought beach tickets. Right. Because West Coast Customs, you have to go down and buy your ticket to drive on the beach, and you better send somebody early during the day. Because if you don't, you ain't getting one. Right. So we went and bought them for all the cars that we took. Well.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:31

Even the non-running ones.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:33

They all ran. They just got hot. They all and they all got hot. Yeah. Minus the trucks that we left in other states on the way down. Yeah. But whatever.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:42

And the rentals.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:43

Yeah. The rentals were cool. Yeah. No, the 55 was running. And the Woody was running. Right. And the 56 Ford truck was running. Okay. Everything else was. You just had the one F-150 that was the new. Yeah, everything else was fucked. Yeah. Todd lost two trucks. Damn. Had to leave one in Oregon and one in Montana. Jesus. So I'm going home. So um.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:05

That sucks.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:06

Um, you got them back. So uh we pulled Richard. We pulled vintage campers from Montana to Idaho to the coast and all the way down 101, all the way to Santa Maria.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:18

That's so cool.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:19

10-day trip. Pulling vintage campers with hot rods. What could go wrong? Like, no, it'd be like four days if it wasn't for that. So anyway, uh, we were supposed to go the next day down to or that night, the Saturday night at the show. And then we but we had found out that the 55 won a podium award. Yep. So don't want to take it onto the beach and get sand all over it when it's gotta take it's gonna be all picture pretty the next morning. Right. So we didn't go to Pismo. Yeah. I didn't get to see it. Whatever. Next day. It was probably for the best anyway, because we had a 7 a.m. flight. Oh shit, speaking of that.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:54

What you have a 7 a.m. flight?

SPEAKER_01 1:26:56

No, I gotta get Matt on the phone if I can. I just saw somebody ask what we charge to do something. I don't want to look. Then don't. Because it's probably something we don't do. You calling Matt. What do you charge to install a set of headers? That's the very open-ended question, sir.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:12

If it's a Dodge, it's gonna be five thousand dollars.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:15

Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah, if it's a 69 Dart, we're not doing it.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:20

Nah. Good God. Buy a new car.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:22

We did that on a 69 Dart. Yeah, he was telling me about it. Mother Effer. Oh wow, shoe box wagon thingy.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:33

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:36

Show them that. That's fucking cool. Southern California can car culture way better than us.

SPEAKER_07 1:27:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:44

Way better.

SPEAKER_07 1:27:45

See, I lived in Colorado when I was growing up, and we did cruise nights on Sundays. Even my uncles still do that. I don't think the old cars and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:54

I don't think there is a state that can car culture like California. I really don't. Every time I've been. And every fad that we all that we all f trip over our dicks or tits to to do every fad starts out there.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:12

Is it more of like low riders?

SPEAKER_01 1:28:14

No, it's everything. There's muscle cars, hot rods, traditional hot rods. I just like more of the customs. No, I've got to do that. But like traditional hot rods, I mean there's dudes that daily drive model A roadsters and shit to work every day. Like that's their only car. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:28

Yeah, because the other thing too is uh the RPM Act doesn't count for a lot of those.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:33

Yep. So go. Like it's pretty fucking amazing. So we're gonna give uh Matt Boyce from the Hot Rod Hangout Podcast a shout real quick. See if he answers the phone. My phone's almost dead. Oh, now it's a full-angle answer.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:02

What up, man?

SPEAKER_01 1:29:04

Matt Boys from the Hot Rod Hangout Podcast.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:07

What's going on?

SPEAKER_01 1:29:08

Not much. You are uh on Hometown Hot Rodder. Really? You sure are. Absolutely not. Hell yeah. Uh it's me, Jimmy, Tyson, Mark Plemens, and Val, aka the Square Body Queen. That car was at West Coast Customs. Yeah. Well shit, you got the whole crew. Yeah, we we partying it up in here. So as a as as a uh a member, a family member of our show and friendships and whatnot, I'll allow you to be the first one outside of this room to welcome Val to uh the new podcast that we're gonna start together called Truck Me. Hell yeah. Congratulations. Yeah, Square Bodies, Square Body related podcast.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:53

Everyone should everyone should have a podcast, even if you're only half-ass good at it.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:58

Did you hear that, Jimmy? Oh we're gonna start a podcast?

SPEAKER_06 1:30:05

No, we already got the half-ass good ass part.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:07

No, fuck. We're gonna start the Rodden Style podcast pretty soon. Uh and then uh wasn't there another one we were gonna do, Jimmy? I don't know. I don't remember. But we're Val is Val and I are gonna start the truck me. So sweet. No, no uh innuendos there.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:27

Truck keep truck me keeping if you get a suburban, it's gonna be called Truck Us.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:35

So so what's up in the world?

SPEAKER_06 1:30:36

We're coming back from we're we were headed back to the Airbnb, so I figured you might have been recording, so I'd give you a holler. Where do y'all uh where y'all where y'all at? Uh we're up in a panhandle, we got my truck fixed.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:47

Panhandle of Florida?

SPEAKER_06 1:30:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:50

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:52

I forgot Texas has one of those too.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:54

Yeah, we do. And it's probably cooler. It's probably cooler.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:58

Uh I don't know. This Airbnb, this Airbnb uh that we're staying at.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:04

There ain't shit in our panhandle. Bullshit. There's Okay, there's bullshit. Hold on.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:08

A lot of catalysts. There's snow. Hold on.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:10

Cadillac ranch. There's Cadillac Ranch.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:12

Okay. There's Padad. There's Paladuro Canyon. Okay. There's the Big Texan Steakhouse. Okay. Other than that, it's all meth and dirt. I don't know where else. I don't have anything else.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:24

There's a pilot. Speaking of Cadillac Ranch.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:28

I thought he was going to say speaking of meth. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:31

Well, speaking of the Cadillac Ranch. Yes, sir. The 2027 cruise.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:37

2027.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:38

That's one of the stops.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:39

Oh, for the Cadillac, your Cadillac group.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:42

No, for us. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:43

For the road trip to West Coast. Oh, are are we going? I'm going. Did I know about this?

SPEAKER_07 1:31:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:50

I did.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:51

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:52

I probably did.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:53

To West Coast Customs?

SPEAKER_01 1:31:54

Oh, yeah, we are going together next year, aren't we? Yeah. How long are we going to do?

SPEAKER_07 1:31:58

You didn't want to invite us, I think.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:00

No, I don't. Shit. Bring the more than.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:03

No, I won I want I want to roll in there 50-60 deep.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:08

I'm trying to get everybody from across the country. I can get us five or six inches deep, but that's about it.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:12

Hey.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:14

You gotta give it to her twice for that. That's only that's only because I lost my belly. He just quit looking at it. Yeah. I know that in I knew that in drag racing every hundred pounds is worth a tenth. I had no idea what it did for you in inches. Like, damn, they really don't stop growing.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:35

It roots the soil out around it.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:39

They cut the grass. Oh shit. And then the trees look taller. Damn it. So mine just looked like a man, uh, uh a landscape crew came and mushroom headed my bushes.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:54

But I know our listeners listened to yours as well. Yeah. Uh, but on the Cadillac group, uh big shout out. Rest in peace to Chadillac Vegas. He passed away today.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:05

I saw that. What I hate to even ask, but what happened?

SPEAKER_06 1:33:09

Uh I don't know everything, but I do know it was he was on a skateboard.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:14

Oh shit. That sucks, man. I'm sorry to hear that. I did see it though. Uh um that that sucks. That's horrible. So what are y'all y'all just recorded another episode, right?

SPEAKER_06 1:33:29

Uh when we were coming up here, so last yeah. But it didn't drop.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:34

Yeah, it drops tomorrow?

SPEAKER_06 1:33:37

No, it dropped, it dropped last Thursday. How did I miss that? When we were coming up.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:41

Why did I not get a notification?

SPEAKER_06 1:33:42

Alright, it dropped Friday. It dropped Friday.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:44

I wonder why I didn't get a notification. Yeah, so we are officially homeless. Okay, so I I do I was gonna ask you all that. I just didn't want to say it out loud just in case you weren't yet. Um Yeah, no, we are officially homeless. Cool.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:57

Um congratulations. We didn't drop an episode thank you.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:00

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:01

Uh we didn't drop an episode Thursday because we were still trying to get everything out because uh well, you've moved a couple of times. Yeah you realize how much shit you have and all those tools that were really cool and would help jobs. You have to figure out somewhere to put them when you move.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:17

Hold on, hold on one second. Hold on one second, Matt. Sorry. Mark, you had that?

SPEAKER_05 1:34:20

Yeah, family issues.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:21

Oh shit. Everything alright?

SPEAKER_05 1:34:23

Yes, this granddaughter's arguing with the and you're gonna rush to it in Beulah.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:30

He's like, oh shit, I didn't think about that. All right, thanks, Mark. Uh Matt said thanks, Mark. Uh hey, uh, please shoot me a text when you get home. I know you got stuff going on, but please let me know that it made it. All right, Bubba. All right, we'll see. We're done. Bump the brakes.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:46

Oh, I can't get a video now.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:48

Yeah, you can go if you want. Oh, that's right. Okay. Uh so anyway, moving sucks.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:54

Yeah. All those tools that you bought that were like really cool and you needed them for the job. You have to figure out somewhere to put those when you like don't have a shop anymore.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:03

So, what'd you do with all of those?

SPEAKER_06 1:35:05

So Oh, I j dude, I got that 24 foot enclosed trailer's probably got three times as much weight as it's supposed to be on it. So you got the Because I also didn't have a truck. So it's so I had to make it all in one trip.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:17

So it's got the Ken Zayner sag going.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:20

Oh, yeah, it was uh those tires and axles were crying when they made the nine-mile trip to take it to my mom and dad's house. Jesus, damn.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:28

So for any of the hometown hot rodder peeps that haven't heard this or don't don't don't talk to you on the side like I do, uh, tell them why you are homeless so that they're not like, what a fucking asshole. Brian didn't even ask me if everything was okay.

SPEAKER_08 1:35:42

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:43

Smart ass, smart ass, just say congratulations.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:46

I am officially a hundred percent podcaster with a dream.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:53

So he's homeless and unemployed.

unknown 1:35:55

Oh cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:56

Yeah. Yeah, equipment dropped three months ago to uh do car shift full time.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:01

Nice. This is how Hometown Hot Ruders started. Yeah. Uh and we just announced a while ago that we're adding another 8,000 square feet to our shop.

SPEAKER_08 1:36:13

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:14

Did I not on here? Oh, I guess I just did. Yeah, well, there you go.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:18

Oh, just dropped it.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:19

I thought I did.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:20

So we are actively looking for uh our class A or class uh super C that'll pull a car trailer uh to live in. So Ashley has somewhere to work, and we're gonna go to Georgia, get the caddy done, and then uh go to shows and come see all of all of our listeners. They're under all four of them.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:44

I'm sorry, buddy, I forgot to tell you that part. Mark was looking for his keys. Sorry.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:49

Uh get out and go catch up with all four of our listeners.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:52

Yeah, it'll be a quick trip, then you can go back to work.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:55

Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:56

You come here and go to work for me.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:59

Uh that that's probably that that I mean that could be in the works.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:02

Yeah, see? We've talked about it previously. We have. See, then we could put Hot Rod Hangout on K Wiz.

SPEAKER_09 1:37:10

K Wiz.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:11

K Wiz. Um Then you have a studio. Yeah. See?

SPEAKER_06 1:37:18

Because I don't have one of those anymore either.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:19

Well, you're I mean you're going to turn your bank your bank bus into a look, man. I'll probably never buy another motor. That is the plan. I'll probably never buy another motor home, Matt. So I give you permission to name yours the bank bus. So Bangbus 2.0.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:35

There's been a whole lot of because uh like I said, I think the last time we talked, I had found one and the deal kind of went weird because of it being older.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:44

I remember that.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:45

And the more we get to looking at it, the more I really I'd like to find like a tour bus.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:52

That'd be dope. A pre-bus.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:54

Like a legit bang bus.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:55

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:57

And you know, have her a little office space, a little bedroom, because we don't really need anything.

SPEAKER_01 1:38:01

I mean call it the Rassel Castle.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:05

Stabbing cabin.

SPEAKER_01 1:38:06

Yeah. Yeah. So yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:10

So what's going on with Square Body Boogie?

SPEAKER_01 1:38:13

We were just talking about that, actually, and it's actually kind of gaining some traction.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:18

Hell yeah. Yeah, it's I'm still working on a square body.

SPEAKER_01 1:38:21

It's probably gonna be well, you're gonna get that by driving around the country all the time eating snacks. You're gonna get a big old square booty. Um, yeah, it's actually gaining a little bit more traction than I expected this quick.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:36

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:38:36

Yeah. Why not, right?

SPEAKER_06 1:38:39

I got the Dodge for Celph. Anybody's looking for a Cummins with a retardedly built transmission.

SPEAKER_00 1:38:46

Throw it out there.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:48

$23,000 or $23,000 in the transmission. It's all billet internals.

SPEAKER_00 1:38:54

Jesus.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:55

It is built to pull via pool truck because I didn't want to ever have to any transmission problems. And I fixed the only part that didn't get replaced in that rebuild, so we're good.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:05

Good lord.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:07

But uh, yeah, and between me and you, we know somebody that has a pretty badass square body. I just don't know if he'll let me get off. I don't know if he'll get off of it.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:15

He does have a good square body, and he probably would. Tyson's looking at me, Jimmy knows.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:23

He kind of went with, oh, I want, I want to get it. I I I want I want to do it so I can haul my three-car trailer with it.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:29

He started talking about building it. Ken Saner has a square body crew cab dooley-like Dewey with the most ridiculously large, overly engineered four-link air ride system I've ever seen on a truck in my life.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:42

Two-inch quarter wall bars. Jesus. Yeah, goddamn.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:46

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:48

And it has a 2022 or 23 F 350 fifth wheel mount.

SPEAKER_08 1:39:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:56

Built into the into the bridge.

SPEAKER_01 1:40:00

So fucking ARI. Yeah. He's gonna be able to do a lot with that thing.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:05

Yeah. Since you're trying to sell your truck, what's the American model? Mileage.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:09

It's a 2000 2014 RAM 2500, nine inches of lift on 37s uh weight loss program, tuned 240. It'll probably be like 245 by the time I make it back to the house.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:27

How many monies?

SPEAKER_06 1:40:29

I'd like to get somewhere in the neighborhood of 24. That's not bad. 2400 bucks?

SPEAKER_01 1:40:38

You should probably you should probably come to Texas with it. Yeah, you definitely should. It would sell really fast.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:45

Hey, when's the next uh seller show?

SPEAKER_01 1:40:49

I don't know yet. I don't know. We gotta make that.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:51

Like I said, once once we once we get the RV, then that'll open up some uh traveling stuff because I know I gotta get up to Montana and hang out with the the bad idea bunch.

SPEAKER_01 1:41:01

And we want to get out y'all way too. So I uh Plains Montana is a pretty fucking cool place.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:09

I want to go now though.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:10

Like I don't want to wait till like any later than wait until it's balls fucking cold like last time.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:16

Yeah, yeah. Well, that was May. It shouldn't have been that cold, but it's fucking cold. It was cold in the morning, boys.

SPEAKER_01 1:41:23

And those are goddamn mountains, by the way.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:26

Oh, we had that conversation when I talked to him on the way up here. Man, because you took I guess they took uh he's got a gas uh gas class A now, and I guess that's what they took down to the West Coast this year.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:38

And he was like, Oh yeah, I was getting like yada yada and over the passes, and I was like, Oh yeah, those long ass flat spots.

SPEAKER_01 1:41:45

Yeah, those are fucking no, the actual mountains. So so we had this big this big okay, me and Ken got shitty with each other a couple times on our on our on our epic road trip.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:56

Uh and I was getting three grown men that are used to being in charge in a little cooped up space.

SPEAKER_01 1:42:02

I was getting pretty pissy because everything was overheating in those fucking great big fucking hills that are actually fucking mountains. Yes. But anyway, all the Montana people are making fun of me and Matt for calling them mountains. Yeah, because they're hills, but they're goddamn mountains. Yeah, they're big ass. They're like the car is like running like 248 degrees and clattering and about to fucking explode. And and I'm like, this thing fucking hates these mountains. And like I was asshole puckered the whole time, right? And we get out and I say that this thing hates these fucking mountains. And they're like, ha ha ha ha, those aren't mountains. Hey, and you could tell that I had finally had enough. Yeah. I went, well, that fucking car disagrees with you, sir. Yeah. Ken goes, okay, okay, we'll stop, we'll stop and let it cool off for a little while. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:42:51

Yes. I mean, I understand where they're coming from because I've driven all over the country.

SPEAKER_07 1:42:56

Well, when you think about Montana, you think about mountains.

SPEAKER_01 1:42:59

Those are fucking mountains.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:00

Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:43:01

Okay, but the thing was, is we had increased like 4,000 feet in elevation on one of these flat spots.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:08

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:43:09

And they're like, oh, that's that's not even a hill.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:12

Yeah. It might be blueberry.

SPEAKER_06 1:43:14

Uh it is. Yeah. It definitely is a hill.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:18

I was like, listen, motherfucker. Anything that has a fucking warning sign to downshift a gear when you're going down the other side. That is not a fucking mountain.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:29

Was that blueberry? Yeah. I just saw a shadow. Did you lock the door?

unknown 1:43:33

I did not lock the door.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:34

Oh well. Locked that moment. You'd probably hear it if you locked it. Don't worry about it. Pachink. We'll just tell him we're recording. No, he's gone. Oh. Oh, hurry up and bye. Speaking of square bodies, there's a big blue square body suburban out there right now, Val. Oh yeah? It just got dropped off.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:52

Blueberry. It got dropped off.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:54

Yeah. Blueberry.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:57

I thought it was already here.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:58

No, it went home last night. And then came back.

SPEAKER_04 1:44:01

So it's not back.

SPEAKER_01 1:44:02

Oh, it's not back? No. So what's out there?

SPEAKER_04 1:44:04

I don't know. I thought you were saying he was picking it up. I thought it was still here. Someone stole it.

unknown 1:44:11

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:44:12

I didn't realize it left, so I thought it was left.

SPEAKER_01 1:44:13

Yeah, he had come and took it home because the window motor was wrong for the tailgate. Okay. But he needed it today. Okay. So now he is bringing it back and leaving it because we got the correct window motor. So did you did you look outside and see it?

SPEAKER_04 1:44:25

It's not there.

SPEAKER_03 1:44:26

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:44:26

That's why I thought it left. Somebody don't stole your battery. Somebody stole you a battery.

SPEAKER_03 1:44:33

Oh, I'm I'm picking it up. You thought the opposite that he was picking it up and took off with it.

SPEAKER_01 1:44:38

Okay, no. Say, man, somebody stole your battery. Yeah. I say we go get the motherfucker.

SPEAKER_09 1:44:43

Boom.

SPEAKER_01 1:44:44

Yeah. I love Eddie Murphy. Yeah, backed up. What the fuck was that? I don't know, man. It's just sound like it's in the road. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Oh my god, we're almost two hours in.

SPEAKER_09 1:44:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:44:54

Yeah. Hey, Matt. We gotta go, buddy. Brian will shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:03

We were coming back from dinner and I looked. I was like, oh, that motherfuckers are recording. I'm gonna be the reason that they go, oh, my phone's blowing up.

SPEAKER_01 1:45:11

Am I on speaker?

SPEAKER_06 1:45:13

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:45:13

No, they're in public. I was just gonna tell you. I'm outside. I was just gonna tell you Ashley. I was thinking about her.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:19

Oh. Hold on a second.

SPEAKER_01 1:45:23

Oh God.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:25

Hey Ash. Brian's got something to tell you.

SPEAKER_01 1:45:28

What you wearing? Hey, Ashley.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:30

Hello.

SPEAKER_01 1:45:31

What are you wearing?

SPEAKER_09 1:45:35

Is that really 24? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:45:38

Are you wearing khaki khaki draws?

SPEAKER_07 1:45:41

Brian didn't have any.

SPEAKER_01 1:45:42

I don't wear me. It's over 70 degrees. I don't have on any draws. Um, what y'all gonna do in that Airbnb that you're in besides? Does that go over? They can't hear Matt. Could you hear that?

SPEAKER_06 1:46:02

Yeah, I can hear the do it again.

SPEAKER_01 1:46:06

Okay. Just making sure that's what it go. Love you, buddy. Love you, Matt. Later, dude.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:18

Later.

SPEAKER_01 1:46:19

Matt Boyce, everybody, from the Hot Rod Hangout Podcast. This is gonna be really fucked up. What I'm about to do is gonna be really fucked up. Just letting you know. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:29

What are you doing?

SPEAKER_01 1:46:32

I'm really glad that we had Val in here, the Square Body Queen. And I'm really glad that we just got to talk to Ashley Boys of the Hot Rod Hangout Podcast. Mm-hmm. You know why? Mm-hmm. Because they've got it. Big titties. As always, be sure to like, follow, and share the Ryland Strong Network. Go to RylandStrongnetwork.org and figure out how you can help them out and become a board member and give them money.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:54

I totally should have said wainers.

SPEAKER_01 1:46:57

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SPEAKER_07 1:47:38

Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:47:41

Hey, Val.

SPEAKER_07 1:47:42

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_01 1:47:43

Want a handjob? Handjob Soap. I heard they've got a new line of hand dryers coming out. Yeah. Blowjobs. Chase Me Films, Brad Anthony's House of Smoke. Shout out to Crystal Griffith Legacy Classic Insurance. I think she'll be at Materfest Saturday. Wicked Clover Tattoo in Dublin, Texas. Double R Electric. Adams Polishes. He will be at the Materfest. Blast it mobile sandblasting. DFW Hell Response who's working on Brooks car right now. For that kick-ass fucking last night of the Square Body Boogie when we're in Mina, Arkansas. Val and me and my people's and Jimmy, I think, right? We will all be crashing at the Sassafras in. Shout out to Sassafras. That's right.

SPEAKER_07 1:48:31

I know it's creepy.

SPEAKER_01 1:48:32

Make sure you go check out the uh it's not creepy. Darren, she doesn't mean it.

SPEAKER_07 1:48:36

Just kidding.

SPEAKER_01 1:48:37

She doesn't mean it. Oh, that makes it if it if it is, that makes it better. Yeah. And now let's.

SPEAKER_03 1:48:43

It's not like the Arkansas and then the sassafras and then the No, I like when you're I like when you're going to sleep and all of a sudden you feel you hear something scratching on the wall. Out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:48:52

I'm not staying there. Get out. I'm such a weenie when it comes to that stuff.

SPEAKER_01 1:49:01

Which one you walk in and they've got like porcelain doll displays. And we're staying in some cabin and broken bow. We're staying in some cabin and broken bow, but we're staying at the Sassafrasian and Mina.

SPEAKER_07 1:49:12

Right, right, right. Get out. No.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:16

Help me. Okay. Your truck is leaking. Get the fuck out of here. We're getting oil on our driveway.

SPEAKER_04 1:49:28

It's not a ghost, it's just the owner on a phone.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:32

Get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_03 1:49:33

Look at looking looking through the one-way mirror, you think it's a regular mirror? Yeah, it's in there. He's like, I watch too many movies.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:43

I know.

SPEAKER_03 1:49:44

I love it.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:44

Your fucking square bodies tearing up our 200-year-old driveway. Get the fuck out.

SPEAKER_03 1:49:51

All of a sudden now Brian's asleep, and all of a sudden you hear, you ruined that truck.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:57

How do you work with a lower truck? Get out.

SPEAKER_01 1:50:01

How do you all concrete that thing? I wish I could type a whisper. I would totally title this episode Get Out. But it's gonna look stupid in print. How do you make a type? How do you make text look like a whisper?

SPEAKER_07 1:50:13

Can't you do like whisper and then like quotation? He says as he whispers. As he whispers. Get out.

SPEAKER_03 1:50:20

Make the W like the lowercase in the rest capitals.

unknown 1:50:24

No, really. Fucking leave. Whisper.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:28

I'm keeping your fucking deposit.

SPEAKER_01 1:50:33

What is the guy's name? Darren. You're like Darren? The buffin man. All right, ready? This wasn't Darren. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:50:44

Also his wife gets on. You know it's not him. Darren's a bitch and went down.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:52

So I'm telling you. So I'm watching you right now. Get the fucking.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:55

I can't say it looks creepy, but you can say what you just said.

SPEAKER_01 1:51:01

He's gonna be listening. He's gonna be like you motherfucker. No, we got no, we got past the fucking instead of don't instead of getting up, it's gonna be it's gonna be don't show up.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:11

Nobody watches the fucking commercial, nobody watches the goddamn credits.

SPEAKER_01 1:51:14

So nobody hears this right now. Right. I do on that on that note. Welcome to the uh list of advertisers, patching pistons, merchandise, I guess we'll call it. Yep. Right? And a square body queen. Yes. Uh they're like the queen of the streets. You like precious Cooper? No. Like Precious Cooper. Off with your head. Oh, God.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:37

You can thank Chat GBT for that.

SPEAKER_01 1:51:39

For Square Body Queen? Yeah. Is that what it calls you when it talks to you? Because mine says Uncle Brian.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:43

No, I called it Linda one time, so now it calls me Linda.

SPEAKER_01 1:51:46

Listen, Linda.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:47

Yeah. Linda. Linda. Listen, Linda. Because that's what I call my GPS.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:53

So mine don't call me shit. No? No, we're formal. Like we're all refined. Sorry, Mr. Harrison. It don't.

SPEAKER_07 1:52:02

What does it call you?

SPEAKER_03 1:52:03

I mean, it calls me Jimmy because I told I laid it flat. I'm like, hey, my name's this. And uh I go by Jimmy. I literally, okay, so so I had to redo my chat, okay, because my company quit fucking paying for it, so I had to pay for it. So I had to restart it. So I literally went in there and gave it all my legal information. Okay. Like laid it out. Like, hey, here's this. And then lock off. And then, and then I then I said, then I said, and I also am on the hometown hot rudder podcast. Find out everything you need to know about me. This motherfucker pulls up this whole thing about Jimmy Dillon, Gaff Harrison, and blah blah blah blah blah. Saying all this stuff about the podcast, about who I am on on social media, all that crap, okay? And then it says, but as far as knowing that you from Escondido, California, and all that stuff, they're like, We have no idea who you are. Like I'm because they said get out. Yeah. Like I'm like a ghost as in like legally, so I guess that's a good thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I gave it my gave it everything.

SPEAKER_04 1:53:05

Like your social security number and everything.

SPEAKER_03 1:53:07

And it's like, hmm, okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:53:09

Here's my social.

SPEAKER_03 1:53:10

Yeah, we still don't know. Yeah. You ain't shit. Oh, wow. But I branded myself so good. If you type in Jimmy Dylan Yaf Harrison in Google, it that's it's it's me.

SPEAKER_01 1:53:20

Here's my alien. Here's my social security number. Chat GPT goes back. Didn't know they made those in singles. Yeah. All of a sudden it's like, we're gonna have to up your charge. Oh, right. We're gonna steal your crit. Never mind. Never mind. We're good. Somebody tries to steal my ID, they're gonna be like, damn, bro, I'm sorry. Here's my social All of a sudden that little that little person in Pakistan fucking goes, hey, don't take this guy's shit. Yeah, in fact, give him one of the ones we already stole.

SPEAKER_09 1:53:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:53:48

Give him somebody that we already took. Yeah, can we put some good shit on his? Well, Val? Yes. Welcome to your sorry cherry popping episode. Oh, that's what I meant. Yeah. Welcome. Thank you. Welcome to your first podcast. Thank you. Uh your live show. Truck me will be a whole lot more organized than Hotel Hot Rider.

SPEAKER_08 1:54:04

Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:54:05

There can only be one. Inappropriate. There can be ish-ish. There can only be one OG show.

SPEAKER_03 1:54:10

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:54:12

Do you know what I mean? Yeah. But it'll still be cool. We'll have fun with it. I think it I think it'll be really cool. I think we'll find a way to not necessarily educate people, but just talk shit about trucks. And I think your phone's going to it, or your laptop computer want to know what the fuck I was doing with it on already. So anyway. I think it'll be a cool. I think it'll be neat. I think truck meetings are cool. It'll take us a minute to get it rolled out, but we'll get it rolled out soon. So wow, my computer's doing all kinds of weird shit over here. So on that note, I guess um more appropriate now than ever. Uh don't rape each other. Or go ahead and do it. Okay, bye bye.