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Episode 17 of You've Never Seen It with Hannah & Holland

Hannah and Holland are back reacting to The Sunrise on the Reaping Trailer, talk Wuthering Heights, Bridgerton, Heated Rivalry, Scream 7, The Bride, Project Hail Mary, Interview with a Vampire and catch up on all the latest TV & Movie News!

02:00 Upcoming Tv & Movie News 
05:20 Wuthering Heights Review
08:00 Bridgerton
16:08 The Bride Review
22:34 Scream 7 Sucks
28:55 Project Hail Mary
32:45 Sunrise on the Reaping Trailer Reaction
38:24 Scream 7 Sucks Again
42:24 Heated Rivalry
56:18 Euphoria
57:20 Interview with a Vampire

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Alright, hi everybody. Welcome back. We're back. It's been a while. And we have a lot to get into. Welcome back to You've Never Seen It with Hannah and Holland.

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You can see in the background, she had like a little chicken arm. Okay.

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Welcome back, guys. We took a hiatus, um, and a lot of stuff has happened. Yeah. So everybody buckle up. Wait, we actually need to get rid of this. Why? You know why.

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I like watching it. I like looking at ourselves.

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Okay, yeah, that's alright, that's better. Okay, first of all, in our list. You're not looking at it. You have to let Pikmin balloon bloom over the way. Sorry, it's giving me a Pikmin boom. You have to let it track you or else it won't carry it.

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Always allow. Okay, sorry.

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Okay, good. I'm glad that we figured that out. Because I can never call you to the mashroom battles. It's so annoying.

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I don't I don't like the Pikmin thing.

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Because let's not talk about that. Let's talk about this. I can't handle that right now. First off on our legs. Shut me down immediately.

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That'll make me sad. Sorry. Sorry, Pikmin. Sorry, Nintendo. We have a lot of news to cover. We're just gonna go crazy through because we haven't been.

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Is this whole thing what we're doing or just the second?

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These are some of these we truly have to give no note upon. I just cannot, like with good conscience, run a podcast and not at least say the words that these things exist.

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Alright, say it. Let's go through the list.

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Number one, now this is damn, we have not been recording for a long time.

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Yeah, so let's just get to the second one. Tangled casting.

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Great idea. Tangled casting.

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Oh, it's Hannah's favorite.

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Could I talk more about this being the best thing that's ever happened to me? No, I could not. I just want to say I loved Zachary Levi. Loved Zachary Levi back in the day. And he was everything to me in Chuck. Then they cast him as Flynn Ryder.

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Yeah, he did eat.

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Then I go on a magical summer with my friend in Michigan, and her nieces show me zombies, and I become obsessed with Milo Mannheim. You can attest.

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Yeah.

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Um we've watched. And I've been blessed again. I've been blessed again. So I'm I'm happy about that.

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It's almost like I I like don't know what he'll be like, but then I remember that we have a reference. It's not zombies, it's the Joseph and Mary musical.

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You guys, you guys tap into that. If you want to know how he would be in a musical, because because um Flynn Rider does sing.

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Yeah.

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Like that one line. Check out Milo Manheim as well. Right. We already know how a music is. Yeah. You're sorry, but but he should also check out because he won't have green hair. He will look more like Flynn Ryder in the Joseph and Mary Bethlehem movie.

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Idiots. It's funny.

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Um, check that out.

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Okay.

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And the But I love the green hair. And Zombies 3 was his best look. Sebastian Sam was cast as Harvey Dent. Okay, cool. Um, this is a huge one for.

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Wait, who's Harvey Dent?

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Wait, you should guess.

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No! How are we gonna get through these? Isn't that M. Harvey Oswald? Am I not right? Oh!

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Am I super wrong? Oh, it's so funny what you're saying. What did you say? B. Harvey Oswald.

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M. Harvey Oswald.

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M. Harvey Oswald.

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Oh, Too Faced. Too-Faced M.

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Harvey Oswald, the murderer of Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK, allegedly.

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Who killed Abraham Lincoln?

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John Wilkes Booth.

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Oh.

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Harvey Dent. Harvey Dent.

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They were related.

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So Sebastian Stan, I think he could eat that up. Eat that up because he's a cannibal and fresh. Next, X-Files Reboot. I glory, glory, hallelujah. Ryan Kugler. Yes. Ryan Kugler. X-Files Reboot. I'm like, I'm so speechless. He's also gonna have twice. It's really important. I probably saw, I probably saw new news about it because um his same cinematographer from Sinners Award Academy Award winning, by the way, woman cinematographer is gonna come back and do the X-Files reboot with him. And Julian Anderson might be involved at this point. And they have cast the leads, actually.

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Oh really?

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Yeah.

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That's exciting.

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Yeah. That's exciting. Um it's gonna be like I think it's both black actors. Slay. I couldn't be more excited about that. Um Wuthering Heights costume review, that's old news. Y'all, we saw Wuthering Heights. Um, I know y'all were just waiting for our for a review.

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The review is I was really into it. Apart from the literary side of it.

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But the like it's like separate it from the inaccuracy.

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Because it was horrible in that way. But I was gonna like wait. So the accent was trash, but I kind of always has been.

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I just binged Euphoria. It's yeah. Is there an American accent? He's always like, her nerd, don't come over here.

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Is he supposed to have an American accent in that?

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In Euphoria? Yeah. Yeah. Oh they go to Euphoria High School in like I don't know, Santa Clit Reader or something like that. Okay.

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Santa Clit Reader.

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We liked Weathering Heights. If you're looking for more of a review, maybe we can do a video on it. But it's just what it is. We've talked about it a lot. Yeah. It's pretty much exactly what we expected, but we did like it. I mean, I cried. It was really sexy. I liked that a lot. Well, do you remember when we like read the the synopsis that someone had leaked? Like, yeah, that that all happened. Yeah. It was like seductive egg yolk. Yeah. Yeah, totally. The guy died and had a boner. The fish finger in the fish.

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That part was not the hottest. The rest of it was pretty hot if you're into like food play. So and also doggied. By the way. I was not doggy. Well, it was.

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When she was a literal dog with a literal leash. I was talking about. Not doggy style. I mean like a dog.

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No, I was talking about when the servants fucked and she was wearing a lot of things.

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Oh, and they were doing like weird like BDSM in the dude. Yeah, the shit was crazy. Emerald Girl. Girl. It was interesting. Um, okay, cool. People united on vacation. We can talk about that.

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Yeah, it was cutie.

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Maybe we should review that one too. It's like kind of a modern rom-com.

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I would say it actually is a modern rom-com.

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Would you, in fact, call it a com rom? Yeah. Um, okay. I thought it was cute. Maybe we'll do an episode on that.

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Yeah.

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Would recommend Han Zimmer HBO Harry Potter Show. Oh. I actually don't want to talk about the Harry Potter show anymore. And there you go. And that's it. Um the trailer came out.

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Catherine O'Hara.

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The trailer came out. I don't want to talk about it. Rob Reiner and Catherine O'Hara rip. We just spoke about Rob Reiner in our last episode, Sleepless in Seattle. Right. I'm really sad. Watch the tribute they did in the Os for the Oscars.

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Bridgerton. Okay. We did not get as much. But I loved that season.

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Okay, rank really quick rank for Bridgerton seasons.

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Obviously, season two is first. Obviously.

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Do you know that's like the lowest rated by critics and stuff?

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Well, critics are fools and they don't understand sex. Critics have never had sex. All critics are virgins.

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Losers. Losers are we um I feel like we could be classified as critics.

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Every critic except for Hannah and Holland are losers. Losers virgins. Okay. Anything. And it's fine to be a virgin.

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But you know.

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Anyway, um, I don't want to shame people. Um critics. Yeah, I hate critics. Okay, yeah. So season two, season four, season one, season three. Season three, I don't know why. I mean everybody loved it.

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Oh yeah, Colin and Penelope, but yeah, it was fine.

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Season one was good.

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Season two was like Season one, but season one was the most like had some controversial things going on.

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It really did, yeah, it really did.

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Like how she sex was. What was up with Daggirl? And then and it also had like normal music randomly. Do y'all remember that when Bridgeton had like figure it out? Well, it's changed creators a few times, but yeah, I mean it is what it is. I hope the next season's a little better for me. I like this one, but it wasn't like nothing can top the second season.

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I'm really excited for the next season, actually. Because recently, we'll get into this. I've been into that.

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I've been into heated rivalry. Okay, yeah, we can't even talk about that.

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I know, but I'm really excited for next for the next Bridgerton season because it's going to be women. It's going to be. I I forgot how you say that. You say like W L W, but I don't. What does that mean?

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Women love women. Women loving women. I read this thing that- Women Love Women.

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I read this thing that was like somebody thought it was we love women, and he would put it after all of his posts, and I think that's so funny.

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We love women.

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We love women. WLW, we love women. Um, but yeah, it's going to be like women loving women, and that's gonna be slow. Right because I've been on my men loving men, and I'm excited to see, you know, since yesterday. Since literally yesterday. Yeah, and I've been freaking locked up.

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Do you wanna talk? I don't want to cut you off. Do you wanna talk about heated rivalry right now?

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No, no, no. Let's go through the whole thing because I have a lot to say. Okay, but I'm really excited for the next season. I think it's gonna be cool to have like an actual Oh sorry, am I pulling on your yeah, you're stepping on my cord.

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Alright, my bad.

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But I'm excited for the lesbian. Thanks. Cutiness.

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Yeah, Francesca and Michaela. Is Michaela a Regency name?

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Were there any black people in the Regency?

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Yes.

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You're right, actually.

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Queen Charlotte. My bad.

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My bad, my bad.

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But you know, Queen Charlotte's like not in the books.

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Yeah, I know, but like the actual historical Queen Charlotte.

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Yeah.

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Is a woman of colour.

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But I don't think anyone was named Michaela.

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Okay, let's not question you.

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The most accurate depiction of historical fiction ever.

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Yeah, the accuracies of Bridgerton. We can go on forever.

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Um, speaking of historical things, Amy Lou Wood cast as Jane Eyre. I'm extremely excited about this. Yes. Because as we were seeing Weathering Heights, I was like, Jane Eyre is so much better. And I would love to see this type of adaptation.

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Um an Emerald Fennel adaptation?

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No, like a more modern, like stylized adaptation of Jane Eyre. Yeah. Because it's way fucking cooler. Um there's like ghosts.

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Pretty, pretty messed up of you to shit on uh which one wrote it? Emily Bronte wrote Weltering Heights. Yeah. Pretty messed up of you to shit on Emily Bronte's only work before she died.

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She had other works and they're not as good as Jane Eyre, sorry.

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Oh true. Her other works are the monster porn that we need to.

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Yeah, somebody the shout out in the comments to whoever told us about that. And we're gonna search it up.

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We need to go read it.

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And we're gonna search it up.

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Sorry.

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Alright, um we haven't done it. I think Emily Lou Wood is Jane Eyre is gonna be fantastic. The other Jane Eyre with Mia Wasakowski Mike Gazowski. Okay, so you can say that, but I can do that about Emily Ronte.

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Alright.

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Saying that, like, I I think we should understand the Bronte sisters more than anyone. Because I think we're very Emily and Charlotte coded.

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Yeah, but you haven't read Jane Eyre, so I'm reading it. Yeah, but I mean, like, until you do, can't compare. And Wuthering Heights, did you love that the most?

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No, I didn't love it, but it's I'm gonna put this down. I am a Wuthering Heights advocate. I will stand up for I'm an apologist for Wuthering Heights.

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No, I am too, as well. I just prefer Jane Eyre. Yeah, that's fair. Okay, anyway. She's moving the chair. I think when we slam these down, it might be loud. Sorry, guys.

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Yeah, maybe we should try it again.

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Edit that out. Me and Hallie need to talk about the backrooms movie. Okay, did you see a Lily Collins Audrey Hepburn movie about the making of Breakfast at Tiffany? I did. We need to watch Breakfast at Tiffany's. Wait, what? You haven't seen that? I haven't seen it. Oh, it's perfect. We'll watch it in preparation for this. Yeah. I think it's awesome because it's not like a biopic, which have are so run through and tired.

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Except for the Michael Jackson one that Hannah's really.

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I do want to see that. And that's just because Michael Jackson is like so much more exciting and interesting than like So you hate Queen.

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So you hate gay people. So you hate Elvis. So you actually Elvis has a lot to hate.

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Cut it back. Elvis was one of the great ones. No, I don't know. The movie Rhapsody was not as good. I wish it was better.

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I liked it.

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Considering Queen fucking Slays and Rocks. And it was good, but like it's that same. I don't believe I don't remember the director. It's the same guy who did uh the Bob Dylan one.

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Yeah.

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And it they're just kind of bland. They're just kind of like, here's their life, and then they get a music deal, and then they do drugs, and then they figure out something. And then Dylan do drugs.

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In Bohemian Rhapsody? Oh, he totally did.

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And wait, did he? They always do drugs. Hey, he got AIDS.

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Oh, I figured what you're talking about was him trying to kill his AIDS, literally.

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Oh, he got homozycal drugs. He got pharmaceutical. No, he probably did drugs.

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I liked it, but I would I prefer like ones that are more uh like more unique ones like Rocket Man or the Elvis was great because that's like As Lorman. Or um Better Man. Right. About what's his name?

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Yeah, that one was Steve Rogers. Exactly.

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Steve Williams. Robbie Williams. Oh, I got it. Steve Rogers. And um, do you know who is Steve Rogers?

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Yeah, I know who Steve Rogers is. It was just the first name that came out.

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It's the guy who killed John Lennon.

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The guy who killed wait, I can't remember his name. Thanos. I was gonna say Vecna.

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Thanos?

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Yes, Steve Rogers. Steve Rogers is Captain America. Okay, yeah. But did Captain America kill Thanos? I don't know. I didn't watch that movie.

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Next. Yeah, no one cares about Marvel anymore.

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I'm excited about Lily Collins' eyebrows.

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I think I had a point. Oh, yeah, her eyebrows. She obviously needs to be Audrey Hepburn, but this will be more about the movie. And so that's like fun instead of just about Audrey Hepburn. Yeah. Which I would have liked anyway. I don't know why I'm shitting on that. Here we are. Don't care. I literally can't talk about it. I'm so freaking mad about that.

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The Bride. The Bride. Yes, we went and saw the bride. To be fair, I was hangry, so I didn't have the best review. Plus, it's pretty rough compared to like Guillermo del Tour's Frankenstein coming out in the same year.

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Or well, last year in very recent times.

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Frankenstein is better, just like in general, because yeah, because it's just the adaptation of Frankenstein.

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This was like a very specific It was fun. It was artsy.

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But there was like gory. Like there was a curb stomping scene.

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Yes. And that was like, whoa. And it had Christian Mill. I liked it. I loved it. Yeah. I thought it was um I thought it was unique. I thought we sort of disagreed that it was like people are saying it's unfeminist because it kind of just wraps up in the end quickly, and she just kind of like falls in love and that's it. But I think it made sense when I was watching. I think it made sense for the character. I felt I felt satisfied. I don't know. I liked it.

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I felt like, and I was just hangry, so I don't know. But I felt like it was like I've been waiting to tell them this because it was such a great line that I came up with, and then I told everybody, and I'm being such an annoying person. Like, here's what I thought about it. So here's my great line is that it was like a LaCroix flavored, like feminism-flavoured LaCroix to me. Yeah, like a hit of the orange. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It just didn't like hit because it's like such a deep story about I mean, like, sex trafficking and like it was it sex trafficking or was it just mobs? Like mobster stuff.

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But both.

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Yeah. So I I thought it was like, I mean, a really deep story, and then it was like it just it really bugged me when she said to like the monster. What was his name? Was he Victor? He was named Victor, right? He was Frankenstein. Frankenstein's monster. Yeah, but what did he go by? He went by Victor, right? Uh I don't remember. Anyway, when she said to him something, and he like lied to her about how they knew each other, and then she was like, I actually know a lot of men like you. And for that, like for me, that was the part where I was like, Oh, so she shouldn't be with him. So I don't know.

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It just Yeah, I think I think though, like for me, I just really rec I like still appreciate in films, even if they end up in a toxic relationship, like the hello our dog is away. If they end up in a toxic thank you, thank you. Here, lay down here. If they end up in a toxic relationship, it's like um she made me lose my train of thought. The part in that in that scene, he says, like whatever about her, and she said, Weird, because I feel like I've known you my entire life. Oh, and I feel like that was so representative to me about like women just giving so much and being so taken advantage of. Yeah, and I think it showed that in a really great way, and I think sometimes, despite of that, we fall in love, unfortunately, in the most healthy way, and I think that's just a real like I think she was put in a very Yeah interesting situation, and that was kind of what the movie was about because like Maggie Jillenhall talked about that the bride of Frankenstein was only in her own movie for like five minutes, yeah, and she wanted to know more about that, and I thought that really explored it well. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, I think it it explored what it tried to well, yeah, and for that, and in that way, I think it succeeds, yeah. And like plot aside, whatever I liked that, and I really liked the style, and I think Jesse Buckley was amazing, it was like a crazy choice to have like her embodying Mary Shelley randomly throughout. That was crazy, but I I think she did it in an interesting way, she did, yeah, but it was a super um isolating like plot point to choose because it's not gonna like go over well in it with an audience at all. It's gonna be really annoying.

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Yeah, so I'm sure it was just kind of a like a passion project for her, you know. But I also, yeah, I kind of had qualms with the or I don't know, not like qualms, but I just like didn't really super love the depiction of Mary Shelley just because I'm like I don't know, I'm a Mary Shelley stan, I love her. Um and I think I have a very specific way in my mind that she is, and maybe I should explore my own biases, but I thought this was like wild. Scully agrees with us.

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Pause future Hannah, you have to pause this part.

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Heated rivalry, rivalry the show for me.

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You must be joking. She's watching heated rivalry as I was taking out the dog. Okay.

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It's a really intense part. I believe it. Anyway. What were we talking about? The bride.

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You were talking about the bride.

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What was I saying?

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I don't remember at all. I think we kind of finished up.

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Alright, so that's enough. Next. Buffy Reboot cancelled. Sad. What the fiterally. Um Why? Yeah. Like why? Horrible news. They say it's because one of the Hulu managers had never watched it and he didn't want to see it, but it's a bummer because like Chloe Zhao was directing it and they had a whole like first pilot episode. But we'll just have to go to the fanfics. So write some good fanfics. You should read the comics. I have. No, I haven't. I've read part of them.

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Oh, interest. Okay, so where I do everything. Yeah, that's really upsetting. Because we were reporting that reporting on that in this podcast. Yeah. And we're sad to report it's been cancelled. I'm just reminded because I'm seeing YouTube up here and I'm seeing Nev Campbell on it. Oh Scream, yeah. Yeah, so talk about like a disappointing movie. I was just thinking about the bride versus like Frankenstein. No, versus the Scream movie. Oh. Because we saw them around the same time, and then we also saw Ready or Not Two. Ready or Not Two slapped. Yeah. That was really She never even saw Ready or Not 1.

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Well, she told me the entire plot. This is something you need to know about me and Hannah. She loves whenever we have a free, like if we're driving or whatever, she loves to be like, Can I tell you the entire plot of this movie? And then she does.

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I just say, like, wait, what would you do if What would you do if you like got married, but then like he asked you to play a game like the night of instead of like whatever, and then it turns into a whole game. So she basically had lived the first movie. Yeah.

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And but I really liked the second movie.

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Yeah, it was immensely better than Scream 7. I don't even want to talk about that. I'm just so upset.

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Yeah, Scream 7 was lame.

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Um Yeah, talk about like feminine stories that just aren't. I mean, I guess that almost no, no, no, it was ass.

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And I don't even remember who the bad guy was.

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And Sydney Prescott would never ever not teach her daughter how to wield a gun. I know it's so sick. Sydney Prescott's daughter being like, What is this?

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Do it, what how do I shoot it?

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Are you kidding me?

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Yeah.

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Alright, next. I can't literally can't talk about that.

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National Treasure 3. That's exciting.

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Yeah.

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Exciting thing. Hannah Montana's reunion. Oh my god, that's fast.

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Why did I read it like that? That was so healing.

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It was so cute. And she dyed her hair to be handy. I cried colored. Yeah, we cried.

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Um, why wasn't the cast there? I don't know. Kind of weird.

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Her dad was there though, so that's cool.

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Kind of weird. That was crazy.

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Um and Selena Gomez was there.

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For like, yeah, when she was in the show, she was Michaela.

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Right.

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A decade accurate name for the 2000s. Um, the rival of Hannah Montana, obviously.

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Anything can be a decade accurate name for a time. A person just has to name their kid that.

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That's not true. There's like documentation of when there's like documentation of when names were invented.

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No, that's true.

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Like the name Madison wasn't super popular until the movie Um Splash. Where she d he just decided Tom Hanks, you know the the Splash? Splash! Splash! No, I know Splash. Okay, sorry, sorry. So in Splash, Tom Hanks decides to name Darylna the mermaid Madison after like Madison Avenue or Madison Square Garden or whatever. Oh and that like wasn't a name. Oh so anyway.

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Sli.

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I don't know. Hit a Montana, great. Yeah, I love it.

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Uh this is on the pauper live action.

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I've heard tell. What? I've heard tell. By who? I don't know. Should we research this? Is there anything else?

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We do need to talk about Sunrise on the Reaping.

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Did you see the trailer?

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Yes.

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It came out yesterday?

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No.

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Okay. It looks good.

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Okay.

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Um, the new what did you write? New show with Lily Reinhardt and Belly. Oh yeah, the Forbidden Fruits movie. Yeah, we should see that. Yeah, we should see that. Yeah.

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That's all.

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I think I need to take out the dog. Walker Scobo can't go to prom. So this I just saw like. Why? He just put on his. Um he put on his Instagram story.

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Yeah.

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Unfollow me. Like that. Well, you probably wouldn't see it. Scotty! Are you downloading Instagram just to see Walker Scobo's story?

SPEAKER_04

No, I just have to go to the app store to get Instagram. I have an addiction.

SPEAKER_06

No, that's like. Wait, oh my gosh. I know she looks like it's a little bit. Sorry, my friend posted something really cute. Oh, cute. Okay, oh, anyways. Um we'll talk about it when I come back.

SPEAKER_04

No, it's fine, no. I'll just be here not even watching anything.

SPEAKER_06

Alright. What are Ily and uh Shane up to?

SPEAKER_04

Let me talk about it later. Let's finish our list.

SPEAKER_06

I didn't have much else to say. So I just saw that Walker Scobel said he put on his Instagram story, like, hey, can you guys like not send death threats to every single girl that's ever been in a proximity of like five miles of where I live? Because I can't go to prom now. Thanks.

SPEAKER_04

Isn't that sad? You like actually can't go to prom. I thought you meant in the show. No, sorry, that was kind of misleading, I guess. That's so horrible. Don't harass kids or people. Literally. Like, we love Percy Jackson, but like you're never going to get Walker Scobel. This is a PSA.

SPEAKER_06

No, especially if you're not a child. Yeah. Well, both.

SPEAKER_04

He's a child, and just read a fanfic. Like, if you're so desperate to be with a celebrity. That's about Percy Jackson, not Walker Scobel. No, yeah, don't do that. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. Read an insert, a self-insert Percy Jackson fanfic. There's a million of them out there, I'm sure. And I wouldn't even know. Wouldn't even know anything about that. I actually haven't read any about that.

SPEAKER_06

Same thing with the Harry Potter kids. Yeah. I hate that show. We hate JK Rowling, but just be nice.

SPEAKER_04

Those kids are just kids. To our like three followers and like our grandpa.

SPEAKER_06

Leave them alone! Guys, I'm begging you, please.

SPEAKER_04

Literally.

SPEAKER_06

Cool. I think that's a good one.

SPEAKER_04

And one last thing. Project Hail Mary. Thoughts.

SPEAKER_06

What were your thoughts?

SPEAKER_04

I was really scared. Wait, we have to we have to make this smaller. She didn't like it. I fear it's been a very, very stressful semester for me. And watching that movie made me feel the most existential anxiety that I had in a while. Right. Well, that was because he was in space.

SPEAKER_06

Well, I was telling her, yeah, space movies are pretty. Anxiety induced the pin.

SPEAKER_04

But it was cute. Induced the phone. I used to want to be an astronaut, so. You did? Oh, why not still? Because it's terrifying.

SPEAKER_06

I know. And like, why in the space movies are they always sending somebody who's not an astronaut to like learn astronaut things? Please don't do that. Stop doing that. And this one, well, okay, spoilers, sorry.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, they literally they spoilers for Project Hail Mary. They literally drugged him and sent him into space without his consent.

SPEAKER_06

And you find that out right at the end and it's like, ugh. Yeah, it's like, yeah. It's actually, it was kind of harrowing because I thought it was a pretty um I would say it was harrowing. Well, but I thought it was a pretty like light-hearted movie.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I mean it was giving it's like a classic E.T. like best friend alien fake out dies and then comes back. And and E.T. is much more harrowing. And I liked it. Ryan Gosling was hot. He was very hot. Like you're not allowed to be that hot in space. But when he wore his glasses, how many clothes did he bring to space? Did he have like a whole wardrobe of like cutesy t-shirts and stuff? Like he did, yeah. And cardigans? It's like, bro, let it go. I'm pretty sure they have to wear like space stuff.

SPEAKER_04

He didn't even know who was moving his face. So who packed that bag for him?

SPEAKER_06

We yeah! I didn't even give him they're like, we don't care, it's fine. Um I just was gonna say, I think there are better space movies.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

But this one was great. Like, we're in a time, and that's why it felt harrowing to me because it's super lighthearted. I think, like, you know, feel good movie, blockbuster movie. Yeah. That's what we need right now, because the world sucks so bad. But then when I found out that his own government drugged him against his will and forced him to save humanity, I was like, oh, he's and he didn't even want to return to that planet. Was kind of like, oh huh. Oh. He literally Okay, and that's another thing. He literally chose to live with those friggin' rock crabs on a planet.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I don't think I would be abandoning. He learned rock language.

SPEAKER_04

What was he eating? Rocks. They grew it, they made him his own um like biosphere.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, that man was just like too fine to be a stupid loner that didn't have anyone on earth who cared about him.

SPEAKER_04

And can we talk about how about his students? I literally was talking to him, bro.

SPEAKER_06

Sorry.

SPEAKER_04

What about how he wore his glasses? He just hung one from his ear. It was like so annoying.

SPEAKER_06

Oh no, that was amazing. That was like so That was so hot. Are you kidding? Ryan Gosling in space. With the scruffy hair and the freaking cardigans and the wool sweaters that like it's it's cold in space, I guess. Like wow. It was really hot. Can't wait to see him in Star Wars. Did you know that? Wait, another Star Wars movie is coming out?

SPEAKER_04

Why?

SPEAKER_06

Another Star Wars movie? Of course it is. Of course it is. What else would they do?

SPEAKER_04

You're right.

SPEAKER_06

They're doing Harry Potter, they're doing Star Wars, they're doing Lord of the Rings. And they're doing every TV show again and again and again.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, you mean like Rings of Power?

SPEAKER_06

No, I'm pretty sure they are doing another Lord of the Rings like Gollum's journey or some crap.

SPEAKER_04

Ain't no way. Um sorry, I'm looking up sunrise on the reaping trailer.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, you want to do that? Yeah. Alright, guys, Sunrise on the Reaping trailer. And you click it.

SPEAKER_04

Can you do the thing where you click it?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_04

She's gonna do the thing, you guys, where she clicks it.

SPEAKER_06

Um wow. Reaction. I already watched it, but Holland is just reaction.

SPEAKER_04

I love Elfanning. Oh, here I could just like No, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

It's Mitch Abernathie.

SPEAKER_04

Didn't have curly hair.

SPEAKER_00

I bet I know a thing or two about you. Voldemort. You love her and she loves you.

SPEAKER_06

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00

May the odds be.

SPEAKER_06

I am so sick of race finds me. So what do we think?

SPEAKER_04

The bangs look trashy.

SPEAKER_06

I love you, McKenna Grace, but what up with that? Well, she didn't do it. Wait, let's watch that one.

SPEAKER_04

It was it was the fatness, fatness!

SPEAKER_06

What is that called again? The just the Hunger Games like but good?

SPEAKER_04

I don't know, but that's what she said she thought everyone would call her. So sorry, I wasn't trying to call her fat. She's just like we um I'm just saying if if McKenna Grace was in the Hunger Games and she was having to cut her own banks, then maybe she got them cut right before they would look like my bangs.

SPEAKER_06

No, no, no. Well, do you know her character? It's Maisalie. Right Donner. So do you remember like the in Hunger Games? Sorry, you were just like, right, Maisolie Donner.

SPEAKER_04

I mean my woman check her nails. Can't tell women check her nails.

SPEAKER_06

Right, Maisolie Donner.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know why that was so funny to me. I'm sorry. She's the one.

SPEAKER_07

Do you remember?

SPEAKER_03

So yeah, that's like the mother of the pin. She's the aunt of the pink. Yeah, I remember.

SPEAKER_06

So she's tw she's twins with the mayor's daughters. Right. So they're the rich ones. They're the rich ones in District 12. The one district 12. Brandon. Okay, what about his accent? Because he's Australian.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, whatever.

SPEAKER_06

And I think he was like doing a pretty good Woody Harrelson, but I just hear the Australian. Yeah. He was like, well, that's what the last thing gonna bring.

SPEAKER_03

Put a shrimp on the Bobby.

SPEAKER_06

I'm Woody Harrelson. Woody Harrelson has such a distinct look. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Like. Well, it really irks me that they don't like straighten his hair or give him a wig.

SPEAKER_06

Because like he had long, straight, like an obvious wig hair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

No, no, no. Like him. Oh, yeah, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Anyway. I think the bangs is an interesting choice for her. I think it's supposed to be 70s vibes. So like give her a curtain bang. Why are they like blunt 2000s? And then like she's wearing kind of those white jeans that they wear. I'm like, huh?

SPEAKER_04

I also, after seeing Mazley Donner, McKenna Grace, get murdered in Scream 7. I don't like her chances in this.

SPEAKER_06

Oh no, this girl's always like getting murdered. Well, she was in Five Nights at Freddy's too. But she was, spoiler alert, if you're a person above the age of 12 that hasn't seen Five Nights at Freddy's somehow. But she's the Marionette. She's the bad girly. Yeah. And they have freaking McKenna Grace wig on the Marionette running around. I mean, like with like the perfect freaking hair. I love her. Her hair is perfect. Her hair's like a little doll, a little China doll.

SPEAKER_04

Well, and that's why it's so creepy when she's in scary movies. That's why they put her in scary movies. Well, is it yeah?

SPEAKER_06

She did have a pretty good death in Scream. It was pretty good. If I would rank all the deaths in Scream, which I've done many times, that was a very good one. That was probably the best part. That one, and when they lifted that dude up and put him on the beer spigot thing, and then it was coming out of his own. Sorry, this is graphic. Actually, trigger warning, I'm so sorry. That was gross.

SPEAKER_04

Um beer came out of his mouth. With also blood.

SPEAKER_06

And apparently that was his spoiler alert. Spoiler alert for Scream 7. If anyone freaking cares. If you cared about Scream, you would have seen it already and you would hate it. But it's his mom? His mom did that because she for no reason.

SPEAKER_04

Well, no, she said it was because he was too much like his dad. But that was just the actress.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, Anna Camp like had to come up with that. Because that's shit. And I'm upset about it. Because Scream's not that hard to like just be meta.

SPEAKER_04

No, for all.

SPEAKER_06

Just admit you're a bad movie and it already would be better than what it was.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And they have that like in the DNA of Scream. Yeah. And it was the original writer. And yet we missed it. I mean, Wes Craven's not there. The guy who did we wasn't there.

SPEAKER_08

The guy who did Five Yeah, true.

SPEAKER_06

Rip. The guy who did Five Nights at or no. The guy who did Ready or Not directed the other last few Screams. Well, and I mean obviously this it didn't have General Ortega or Melissa Barrera. Yeah. So like.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, so it was like, why are we doing this?

SPEAKER_06

Ugh. And then like don't even get me started on them bringing back freaking Stu. That's slayed. Through FaceTime or whatever? Through AI?

SPEAKER_04

Terrifying. Confusing.

SPEAKER_06

I was like, ooh, but then not really bringing him back is like.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

They couldn't win with that. Why did they do it? I hated it. Um, I hated everything about it. And why doesn't anyone talk about Emma Roberts being one of the best screams ever? Literally. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

When the boyfriend did a deep fake.

SPEAKER_06

And he was like, I'm gonna fucking kill you and suck your guts out.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he was like, obviously, like that looks bad.

SPEAKER_06

They always do a weird boyfriend fake out because that's like obviously what Billy was in the first. Yeah. And then they have that in like the fourth one with her random boyfriend, and then she like uses him. Because she's the like those are all better twists than just nothing.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Do you know what I mean? And yeah, they killed it.

SPEAKER_06

Killing a random ass neighbor in a random that was really lame.

SPEAKER_04

It was lame.

SPEAKER_06

Like it was lame. Like, at least they had the trope where in the last one, which wasn't the best of it was the worst up to this one, the sixth one. Um, it was like the surprise was everybody's a ghost face. Every new character that you suspect, pretty much, is all one family and they're all a ghost face. Yeah, that was crazy. That's kind of cool.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Like that's at least more interesting than random ass people that are so obvious. Like, it was the most like plain Jane Scooby-Doo murder mystery ever. Whoa. And not even-doo better. You're right. Don't be rude. You are so right. Yeah. Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo is goaded. Yeah, you're right. And talk about Matthew Lillard. Literally. And talk about Five Nights at Freddy's. It just seemed like Matthew Lillard. Talk about Buffy.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Is he and Buffy? No, no. Sarah Michelle Geller. Right. Is Daphne.

SPEAKER_06

And guess what else she's in? Ready or not too! Yes! She was much better.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, she was good. She did, spoiler alert, ready or not too. She did well, like she got killed, and I was like, what? Nah. Because I've seen Sarah Michelle Geller just come back so many times.

SPEAKER_06

But she she was pretty right, but they all had to explode in the end. Yeah, that's Lane. I love that.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. I love Katherine Newman. Yeah, Catherine Newton. No, what's her name? Catherine Newman. Catherine Newton did Slay too. I know. It was really cute and it was kind of like oh sisters.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, and tomorrow we mean yeah. Another Scream Queen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, let's get into He That Hated Rivalry. I started watching He Hid Rivalry.

SPEAKER_06

I love it. That's all Please. We started watching and then she was like, You can't watch this with me.

SPEAKER_04

Well, because like Hello? Like the first Okay, it's it's fucking crazy. The first thing that happens. Yeah. The first thing that like it's it's crazy. It's crazy. They literally fuck for 10 years. They literally fuck for 10 years. Dude, it's it's giving broke back mountain. Yes, it's giving broke back broke back mountain, exactly. Because you have But it's also giving challengers. Yes, because you have evil bisexual boyfriend, right? You have gay man who doesn't want to admit he's gay. Like let people be gay. It's also it's 2007, let them be gay. I like how they don't age in 10 years at all, though. It just is like their haircuts just kind of changed. No, not at all. They look exactly the same.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Actually, they don't even have longer. No. That would be really hard for continuity because doesn't it jump around?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. It starts in 2007 and yeah, it jumps around. I think where we're at right now is like 2017. Because um, I'm on the second to last episode.

SPEAKER_06

He has his hair combed down like he did the whole time. Yeah, because he's a bottom. I only saw the first scene. Yeah, he's not a bottom.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he does a great job playing a bottom. Okay, because it's I was telling her it's crazy because I feel like Hudson Williams isn't a bottom. You're right. He's top because he's a he's a straight man. Allegedly. But Hudson Williams, when he plays Shane, Shane Hollander. Oh my god. I love him so much because he has my name. Um, true. I love him. He's darling. And him and Ilya, literally so cute. And Hannah hasn't seen the whole thing. But no. The reason why we can't watch it is because there's a sex scene like every two minutes in the film. Well, we could watch it. No, I don't think we should. Together. It's really we do.

SPEAKER_06

No, it's really a lot. Alright. We can watch it separately and report back. But like, remember when we saw Challengers in the theater together? It's such a bonding experience for us.

SPEAKER_04

It's not the same.

SPEAKER_06

No, it's much more explicit.

SPEAKER_04

It's a lot more explicit.

SPEAKER_06

And it's like, I I don't want to listen to the like No, and you're right, because I have a tendency, it's it's like when you're watching it with in a group.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Not with a significant other, that's a whole different thing. If you're watching with like other people a an intimate or like uncomfy scene, I'm like commentating the whole time. I'm making jokes.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

So if you want to enjoy it without me interrupting, that makes sense. Yeah. Um, because it's truly just what are we just gonna sit there in silence and be like Which I did for a long time in the first episode.

SPEAKER_04

But it's like there's a lot of just like like nothing sound.

SPEAKER_06

I have to commentate what I'm seeing. I'm like, I'm like the sports commentator on what I'm watching.

SPEAKER_04

No, literally.

SPEAKER_06

And that's kind of a whole vibe of the show.

SPEAKER_04

Except for the whole except for one really great thing about the show is that it does not really talk about sports a lot. No, it immediately skips a lot of it.

SPEAKER_06

Immediately I was worried because the first like sh scene of them playing against each other, I'm like, oh no, he has like a white shirt with red lettering, and the other one has a red shirt with white leathering and leathering.

SPEAKER_04

And then it's like doesn't matter. Yeah, no, you always can tell them apart because they're always yeah, it's only them on screen and they're fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_06

So there's no actual hockey game?

SPEAKER_04

It shows a little bit of hockey games, it shows him like score like once, and then it shows him score in other ways. Um, many times.

SPEAKER_06

But it's not like Friday night lights, because whenever the football stuff happened, no, I get football, but like not enough to be like following what's going on constantly in that.

SPEAKER_04

There's like a little bit where it's like they go to this uh tournament or oops, sorry, I hit that. Or they go and they play for the gold medal, or like he wins this prize, but every time it's like you just see it for literally half a second, and then you see them meet up in the room after and be like, oh my god, amazing. It's insane. Ilya was like, wait, can I spoil? Can I tell you? No, I'm gonna watch it. Okay, it's really fucking good. And Ilya is a crazy, crazy top, and I love them.

SPEAKER_06

Well, and uh, I would like to say Connor's story's Russian accent is like fantastic. It's really impressive, right?

SPEAKER_04

Really good, yeah. Yeah, all of it is really good. All right, and I think I'm gonna read the whole book now. Like, because I'd be I'd be reading it on Pinterest, you know, because I love to go on Pinterest and look at the things I'm obsessing with. Like reading what? Like screenshots? They're like connected with the show. And it's just like it's darling, and I love it, and you need to watch it, and everyone should watch it.

SPEAKER_06

So yeah, I'm gonna get on that. It's literally I mean, right now I'm locked into ER and Euphoria. I am well, I'm caught up, so that'll come out every Sunday. Yeah. And then the pit is gonna f the finale comes out on Thursday.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. I'm watching Abbott Elementary.

SPEAKER_06

Right.

SPEAKER_04

Um Supernatural. I've been on that for a second.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, and you'll be on it forever.

SPEAKER_04

And I love that.

SPEAKER_06

There's like 200 seasons.

SPEAKER_04

I know, and I love that. And also Hated Rivalry. Yeah, and they'll be able to pretty quick, probably. I'm gonna finish it tonight. Right. I'm halfway through the second to last episode.

SPEAKER_06

I just watched all of Euphoria in like the last four days. Yeah. And that's just because my head kept hurting.

SPEAKER_04

Wait, ask me questions about hated rivalry so you can keep talking about it. Please, please. Okay, fuck Mary Kill. Oh my god, I can't.

SPEAKER_06

Shane, Ilya, and what's the other one?

SPEAKER_04

The other gay guy?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Scott Hunter?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, sure. Kill Scott Hunter. Okay, no, the other one. The one that his girlfriend I just walked in on the scene you were watching. Oh, Miles? Yeah, that guy? No, the one the girlfriend was saying he should text. Yeah, that's Miles. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04

Kill Miles.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, no, I want the girlfriend in it. So okay, Shane.

SPEAKER_04

Alright. And I think I would probably fuck Shane, but he wouldn't love it because he's gay. But if he wasn't gay.

SPEAKER_06

Because he doesn't like being the peg in the whole. Well, I would just I would just be able to be fine.

SPEAKER_04

But well, he likes being the whole more than the peg. Right. Is what he said, yeah. My cute little bottom, I love it. Um so I would probably marry Leah. But we would be horrible together, I think.

SPEAKER_06

That would be crazy.

SPEAKER_04

He's insane.

SPEAKER_06

Smushe. What does that mean? That's what he would call you. What is that? It's his nickname for you.

SPEAKER_03

No, what is it? That's just his special nickname.

SPEAKER_06

What'd you say? Alright, guys, awesome. Smushea.

SPEAKER_04

What is that? Smushea?

SPEAKER_06

It means crazy. It literally means like lodna. It literally means like the roof has come off of your head. And that's true. Like, roughly. Actually. But off the house.

SPEAKER_04

Your head is like I don't yeah, I wouldn't get with any of them, but I would because they are so in love with each other. That's how you know it's a good chip.

SPEAKER_06

Dude challengers it. True. Right? Wait, so and we we truly weren't thinking about the option of challengering it until that movie came out and really just opened the eyes of everyone. The people. And said, Why are we fucking with these loser-ass straight men?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. We should all have bi men and they want to.

SPEAKER_06

Be in a bi threpled situation ship or whatever. Yes, yes. Be be that power woman. Yeah. But I would they both want you, but they want each other more, and you're somehow just controlling them and you're getting what you want, kinda. That does sound kind of fire. She doesn't she yeah, she didn't really get that much what she wanted, I guess. Yeah. Was Tashi the villain? Yes. Bringing back that iconic question. Yes.

SPEAKER_04

But also the rat boy was the villain. The dark haired Josh O'Connor. Yeah, Josh O'Connor.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, the which rap boy.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, truly. My so the feeling of challengers saying I know. It's the 2000s vibes again. No, literally. Seth was saying, um, Seth is my partner. He was saying uh that he didn't like the blonde boy. He didn't like art in Challengers. Which is crazy because I loved art. Like I was like, wait, I love him. No, but it's not the other one.

SPEAKER_06

No, but it was like icky when okay, well that's interesting for you too. It was icky when like he was all like mommy.

SPEAKER_04

No, I liked him. I thought he was like cutie putting it.

SPEAKER_06

I mean it was all amazing.

SPEAKER_04

Well, and then it was the same thing that Seth was also saying, because I showed him the first half of the first episode of Heated Rivalry, and he was like, I don't like Shane, he's too HR. So he likes mean. Yeah, which is I think it's interesting. So Right.

SPEAKER_06

He likes the Sumashitch.

SPEAKER_04

So cool.

SPEAKER_06

Anything else?

SPEAKER_04

Ask me another question.

SPEAKER_06

Who would you who would you I don't know, want to be for a day in that show? Nobody. Who would win in a well yeah, obviously. Who would win in like a fight? So you could just look at yourself all day?

SPEAKER_04

No, so I could fuck Shane.

SPEAKER_06

Oh I thought it would be like You know when Scooby-Doo? Two? No, one. When they're like switch bodies, oh and then Fred's all like switching into Daphne's body, and then he's like, I'm gonna look at myself naked. It would be like that.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Um it's okay, they were married. They're married, guys. Did you know also the actor said that Freddie Prince Jr. said that he thought they were going to make Fred a gay man? That might just be like propaganda. Or I mean not propaganda. I just love that clip.

SPEAKER_06

I just love that clip where he's Oh sorry, were you done? No. But go ahead. No you.

SPEAKER_04

Well, I was just saying it might just be fake, but they thought he was gonna or he thought that they were gonna have Fred be gay, so he was playing it like that. Anyway. But that might not be true.

SPEAKER_06

That makes a lot of sense. I mean, look at the Ascot. Speaking of Ascot. He is like the straightest man. Fred Jones. Yeah. But Freddie Prince Fred?

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_06

Well, Freddie Prince Jr. is straight. For Sarah Michelle Geller.

SPEAKER_04

But you're you can't be straight for Sarah Michelle Geller. You have to be gay somehow. She's not just a woman, she's a force of nature.

SPEAKER_06

We need dubed cruel intentions. Yes, we do. And what? Well, we need to review with Freddie Prince Jr., she's all that, and rip that movie to shreds like it deserves.

SPEAKER_04

But you said Ascot earlier, and I wanted to talk about heated rivalry again. Um it shows their butts, it shows Ilya and Shane's butts in the so Connor's story and Hudson Williams' butts naked in a shower. Um, in a naked locker room shower, which slay for gay men. I love the gay man who invented locker room showers. Um because he had to be gay. They were all.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. And anyone has ever been involved in one, sorry. It's very Greek, it's very Greek of you.

SPEAKER_04

Um, it showed their butts, and oh my god, Connor Story's butt is like like a bakery. Like it's insane. I know. It's literally insane. Hudson Williams' butt is great, but great butt would look at it all day.

SPEAKER_03

But then you see Connor Story's butt. It's like two fresh crisp apples back there.

SPEAKER_06

It's not even like apples that's no, it's like two fresh, yeah. It's like melons, and not even like cantaloupe. And actually, I not watermelon, don't get crazy. No, no.

SPEAKER_04

I just saw a thing actually where Hudson Williams was talking about this, and he said it was ample on the sides. And he's right.

SPEAKER_06

Like No, it truly has like certain. Like lots usually do like one of these. Yeah. They have the hip dip.

SPEAKER_04

His is like truly like And we love a hip dip, but like Connor's story, drop your glute routine because I'm trying to get Well, you know he goes to Gold's gym or whatever he's wearing in that dancing video. Well, you don't know he goes to Gold's gym. Seth also has a Gold's gym shirt. Seth also has a like a Jesus gym shirt or something. Not every gym shirt means that they go to that gym. Yes, it does.

unknown

It doesn't.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, it does. No, it doesn't.

SPEAKER_06

What shirt are you wearing? Scream! Oh I was in the movie! This means I was in the movie, it's where I got it. I'm wearing it from the movie.

SPEAKER_04

This one's an elementary school shirt.

SPEAKER_06

And you went to elementary school.

SPEAKER_04

So it's Seth's mom shirt. It's the school. That one of them.

SPEAKER_06

So you got that from literally yeah.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_06

Crazy.

SPEAKER_04

Anyway, but that's really important. He has like cantaloupes and they are circling.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, alright. And they they jiggle. It's true. Do you know do you know what I was quoting with the fresh crisp apples?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Or I remember it. My little pony. Obviously. Applejack, obviously.

SPEAKER_04

Did I tell you how I'm making my little ponies on Sims?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, that's amazing. As like humanoids. Yeah. Cool. Well, that's about an hour. I think it might be our time to wrap it up.

SPEAKER_04

What? Um, we don't have anything else to talk about. Gosh. I'm sure I will later. Did you want to say anything about Euphoria?

SPEAKER_06

Euphoria seasons one's two ones twos amazings. Amazings. What happens? What happens? With what happens? Are you Eliza doing the labyrinth?

SPEAKER_05

What happens with our voice doll? What happens with labyrinth? Labyrinth not coming back with roo and zendia. I could do actually better actually actually. Just you white, Henry Higgins, just you white. And then just you white. Sam Levinton, just you white. I love that one. Because your shows too hyper sexual, just you white. It is not lovely. Lovely.

SPEAKER_06

That's what Zente is. Not you and making all of your female leads into sex positions. I mean sex work.

SPEAKER_03

Sex positions.

SPEAKER_04

Alright. Wait, wrap it up. I want to talk about. I'm also watching uh interview with a vampire. And I watched an episode and a half before I came over here to do the podcast, and there was a cutting line. A cutting line. You were cutith. Yes, I was cutith to my chorus. That was dumb. What happened? What was said? What was said? Well, because you know in the movie and in the actual story that like the girl is supposed to be like younger.

SPEAKER_06

Clarice.

SPEAKER_04

Claudia.

SPEAKER_06

Claudia, right?

SPEAKER_04

They have her as like a 14-year-old in the show. Makes more sense. But it was really sad because it said like they opened her journal and they read Okay, rude. Well, it's Lestat.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, yeah, true. Lestat would be like the most unhinged gay dad ever.

SPEAKER_04

No, literally. And Louis was like, don't read that, it's private. And he opened it and read aloud, and it was like horrifying. It was so sad. It said, Will I always be a virgin every time I fuck? Like, is it is it is the skin always going to grow back down there? Oh my gosh. I know. But that's like crazy because like she she just wouldn't have gone through puberty. She didn't it's she said that she didn't have like pubic hair. So did she ever have sex? Is that like yes? Oh, oh, it's disturbing. Yeah, I know. And so she like always her hymen would grow back, which is crazy because like what wouldn't a hymen break by then? If they're like scratched, do they grow do they grow back? Is that like the lore of interview with a vampire? Yeah, because remember when they dump Tom Cruise in the lake? Oh my gosh, yeah. Yeah, he comes back.

SPEAKER_06

So is that the lore of like most vampires that I don't know. Is that like why in Twilight, the most accurate Twilight or vampire depiction? Okay. Um that they have to rip them apart? Like with their head grow back? No.

SPEAKER_04

I think that is the lure that like you do have to behead them. Because I think their head won't grow back, but it'll come back together.

SPEAKER_06

But would it yeah, if they had like a nearly headless Nick situation, they could just like back together? Yeah, I think so. Interesting.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. And you have to in Dracula, but I don't know. I've only read Dracula Twilight all of them several times. Um watched Interview with a Vampire. I'm reading Interview with the Vampire. I read some of the poem Vampire, and I need to read Carmilla still. Right. Those are the top five. Top five. Top five.

SPEAKER_06

Top five vampires, top five gay relationship shows, LGBTQ shows. It's probably what we're on right now. I was saying heated rivalry. He did rivalry euphoria. Um who's gay and euphoria? Bro, everybody. Everybody. Like man on man or no, it's Rue and and um Hunter Schaefer. Oh, yeah, I saw that. That's really cute. And Nate. And his dad. And oh.

SPEAKER_04

Who else? Yeah. Like they get with like Rue. And people get with dude, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_06

You should watch it. I don't want him at all. What truly the most crazy thing you could imagine is what happens.

SPEAKER_04

I don't want him at all. I have no taste for a show that may that would make me so sad. That's why I watch Heated Rivalry, where I know they're gonna get together, and I read the entire ending at the first episode. So I knew it was gonna happen.

SPEAKER_06

Right, right. Well, yeah, check it out. Oh, and interview with a vampire.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Interview with a vampire. I mean, that's a horrible gay relationship. But kind of fun. Kind of fun though. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, well, thanks for tuning in.

SPEAKER_07

Thanks for tuning in.

SPEAKER_06

And we're gonna be back soon with more reviews of our rom coms. Badawi. Talk to you next time. If you guys want a rom com you want us to watch, drop it down below in the comments. Go ahead and smash that like button. And stop. You could subscribe. Stop.

SPEAKER_04

The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plane.

SPEAKER_01

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane. That was really good. Bye. Bye. See ya.