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Dating in 2026 (FULL STREAM) | CGD: IRL – Special Feature
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SPEAKER_00I I haven't brung you one yet.
SPEAKER_01Hey, what's good, y'all? It's your girl Worker Chanel, and welcome back to City Girls Decoded in Real Life. This is the space where we have real conversations with real women, unfiltered, grown, and honest. Not podcast out, no pretending, just real life, real love, real mess. And tonight, whoo, bitch, we're talking about dating in 2026 because let's be honest, Zaying right now is confusing, chaotic, and a little ghetto. So if you're Zaying, single, heading, healing, minding your business, nosy, this episode is feeling so just give me one second, guys. So I'm gonna go ahead and bring my homegirl on. We got my home girl, my good girl Lynn. And she's here with us tonight, and we just gonna talk and you know, be a little messy, play some games, smoke a little weed, drink a little, you know, and yeah. So my son, bring her on. Hey, hey girl. Hey, I'm just trying to see how we're gonna do this. I think we could do it like this. Well, no, let's do it like this. What's up? Not too much, girl. I'm excited to be here.
SPEAKER_07I'm nervous, but I'm excited. I'm nervous, but I'm excited, girl.
SPEAKER_01Me too, me too. But you know what? We practiced a little bit earlier, and I feel like we we was vibing, we was vibing. We just gonna act like it's just me and you, you know, like that's just that's that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna act like it's me and you, yeah, and uh yeah, we're gonna have a we're gonna have a time.
SPEAKER_05I got my liquor.
SPEAKER_01You said what? Well, I got my liquor. I know that's right, bitch.
SPEAKER_05I got my my we must, that's cute wraps. Thank you.
SPEAKER_01Must have light it up. We call it. You know, we coin. We will have us a time, we won't have us a time, so I'm just waiting to see maybe a little bit more people to join us right now. Oh, so how's but so how's your day been going so far while we wait for a couple of people?
SPEAKER_07It's been straight. I did a little link up with somebody earlier, so now I'm just chilling. They took me to get some food, and I'm kind of hungry again, so I'm definitely gonna have to go out again after this because I'm kind of looking good. I'm looking good enough to go out.
SPEAKER_01Okay, that's what I was saying. I was like, you know what? Well, this came this I'll took a little, I need to be seen tonight, mate. Okay.
SPEAKER_07So I was lucky texting people around like five to be like, hey, what you doing tonight? I said I was gonna be busy, but it happens I might be a little free later.
SPEAKER_01So, like I said, I got my good friend Lynn here tonight. She's outspoken, honest, a little spicy, and she's not afraid to tell the truth when it sounds wild. So, Lynn, welcome back. Let's get right into it. I, you know, I want to set the vibes for you know, to play a little icebreaker, a dating game if you're not, if you're down for that. Okay, all right. Well, let me set this up. Go ahead, take your shot, do your thing. I'm ready. All right, so how we gonna play this game? It's like a quick fire, like you know, I'm gonna throw out some some things, I'm gonna say some shit, you know, and I want you to be honest and honestly, this is like the first thing that comes to mind, right? Like the first thing that comes to mind when I ask when I ask you the question. Okay, okay, so let me pull up my my questions that I got for you. So basically, if you take too long, you gotta take a shot. I'm gonna I'm gonna buzz you. You wanna hear this sound? Let me get on my buzzer. You wanna hear you hear it?
SPEAKER_05Okay, yeah, I hear it.
SPEAKER_02I don't know, I can't hear it. Hold on.
SPEAKER_05I'm gonna ask Bavit checks.
SPEAKER_06The top up is right here.
SPEAKER_01Yo, you're stupid. Yeah, so you wanna hear that sound, and yeah, that means you took too long. You gotta take a shot, you're gonna do a little something. We might shake the girls in the camera, do a little, you know, do a little something, like you know, whatever. But the goal for tonight is to ultimately just have fun and you know, whatever talk. Yeah, I'm super excited. I feel like we're gonna low key catch up because we haven't really hung out in a long time, so this is like low-key kind of us hanging out and just vibing, and yeah.
SPEAKER_07So letting them into our world, basically.
SPEAKER_01Okay, let's start off with question number one. Have you ever ghosted a man and then regretted it? Hell yeah. Okay, can you talk about like why you regretted it?
SPEAKER_07Because sometimes the grass ain't greener, and like you really pick like your struggle, you pick what you're gonna struggle with, like you pick their thing that you don't like. So I can either be with this nigga and he do this, or I can be with that nigga, he do that, and I go to this nigga when I should have go to that nigga, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, I definitely feel you. Let me tell you something. Bitch, I used to pray when I was younger, young and dumb. I used to pray that God would send the thug and my life to me. Like, I knew he like I just wanted to be a down ass bitch. I wanted to date gang banger, you know, a hood nigga, and I was gonna be his little hood princess, girl. When I told tell you he sent me that ammo, bitch, I was running for the hills, not a hood princess, yes, like it was it was given very much struggle. It was nothing, princess, rule you about the situation, like no shade. So when you say like the grass ain't always greener, like you you think you know what you want, but yeah, until you get it, yeah, and it it definitely does not be that. Okay, let's go on to question number two. Who's messier, men or women in 2026?
SPEAKER_07Women, why just because it's like a it's a clout, it's a clout thing to be messy now, like and then we all they all in competition, I was supposed to say we, but they're all in competition with each other right now, too. I don't like that.
SPEAKER_01So you don't think that these niggas is messy? No, I think that they're messy, yes, but I feel like so you so you just think that that that the women are messier in some things, definitely.
SPEAKER_07I don't know if I agree. I mean, because I walk in a room and I'm smiling at and bitches is mad dogging, so you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_01Like, I don't like the the the hair I feel like you kind of expect that from females. That's just like something that like some females do, you know what I'm saying? I feel like just that's just something that that women do sometimes, right? But when you like when a when a guy, when a nigga is being messy, it's to me, it's kind of I'm like I'm taking aback because I'm just like yeah, I'm but I'm not expecting that from you. So I feel like and nowadays these niggas is more messy than the women, like they I don't know what it is, but they they these niggas is fucking messy, girl.
SPEAKER_07It's like maybe, but like I don't know. I don't once I feel like you got a little too much female in you, I feel like too much of that. I I I blocked real fast. My block with big long yeah, I don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_01But even outside of that, right? Like, so like yeah, like blocking them, that's cool, but like I feel like all these like who ain't got a little bit of bitch in them a lot of these niggas is like low-key bitch, excuse me, bitch made nowadays. Like, I I say a lot, but not all. We're gonna go on to the next, we're gonna go on to the next question because yeah. Quota me and she and laugh about it.
SPEAKER_07Cry. No, I'm gonna laugh. I'm gonna cry, then laugh. I'm gonna do both.
SPEAKER_01I ain't say cry, but so you're gonna cry, then laugh. Okay, I guess. I'm gonna last laugh. So you know, like I I feel you, like I feel you with the crying shit, like no shade. But like I feel like if anything, I'm crying because I'm hot. Like now, I'm ready to fuck up. I'm not even sad. I'm ready to just like really, you know what I'm saying? I'm ready to turn up right now because nigga, right? Uh is like is you cool? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, uh, y'all, these uh yo, these niggas be really playing a fucking game, they will waste your time, they will waste your time, like they will really play with you, waste your fucking time. Like for no reason, for no reason, mind you. The whole time this niggas from the moment he met you, he knew he was gonna place he was gonna play with you, you know what I'm saying? So yeah, like yeah, I'll be tight because I wasted my time, and I feel like wasting time, like time is something I can never get back, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, buying a nigga a pair of shoes, buying a nigga, getting a nigga haircut, you know. So shit like that, I can always make that money back, like you know, but wasting my time with you, bitch, can't do that. Yeah, I feel that slide into a man's DM knowing he has a girl.
SPEAKER_07No, why not? Because I can't be second in nobody's life, like that's like having that's like talking to another baby mama.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so but let me play devil's advocate. Like, what if he don't know he not happy, right? Like, you know what I'm saying? You wanna let that bitch stop you from that? Could be your potential husband, not if he with another bitch, yeah. But he don't know that he's a potential husband. You gotta show him that he that you get like you don't show no nigga nothing.
SPEAKER_07Okay, I ain't showing no nigga nothing. You show me something.
SPEAKER_01He you gotta get his attention first. He wanna show you something, but if you if you if he don't he don't know he looking for you, my nigga know he's looking for me. Okay, I feel it.
SPEAKER_07My nigga know he's looking for me for sure.
SPEAKER_01I feel it ever pretending like a man's just for free shit, yes. Yeah, I'm sorry. My dog, it's like I'm sorry to that man, but I definitely did. Oh I just no, I thought she was laughing because of my face. I was laughing because of my face. Oh no, because girl, like a cowboy is in here I did hear that, but I had to answer my he must have played with me.
SPEAKER_07He wouldn't the whole time earlier, I didn't hear him.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he and I already told him to sit down. Sit down, sit down, cowboy. Sit down, cowboy. Sit sit down. Uh oh, she got that mama voice out. He don't he he still think I'm playing, like it's okay. I'm really gonna show him, but anyway. Um, where were we? Okay, what was the question I actually all flow key?
SPEAKER_07Like a nigga with a girlfriend when I didn't think with a girlfriend.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah. No, I said, have you ever pretended to like a man just for free shit? Yes, why like how did you do it?
SPEAKER_09Like, what you mean?
SPEAKER_07You know how you get those nice guys who will just do whatever for you, but they're not your nigga, they're not your nice guy. Like, I've met a lot of nice guys, and honestly, it's not I feel like it's not pretending because I like you, I just don't like you like that, you know what I'm saying? Like, I like you enough to go out with you and let you spend your money, but do I like you enough to spend my money on you or to actually fuck you?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, I I definitely get that. Give me one second.
SPEAKER_07Okay, let's take a shot.
SPEAKER_01I'm sorry, I had to like go tell him for real to go sit down. So that's it. I'm as soon as I sat back down, he he got back up.
SPEAKER_09Like, I'm just really like I had the check twitch, like, oh shit, they can see me still like yo shut the fuck up because you're still there.
SPEAKER_01Like I'm like, I'm like, hello, my lady, can you hear me? Like, I ain't wanna say nothing and be loud.
SPEAKER_07We couldn't hear shit over here. Oh, I'm in tears already. This is too much.
SPEAKER_01Lloyd because I have you on my phone too, so I'm like, I'm looking to see like who I can see myself just you was fucking a fool. Oh my god, worst lie nigga ever told you begin your hands.
SPEAKER_07I don't I don't know. Niggas is done. They don't have to be taking a shot. We're taking a shot. Yeah, we're taking a shot. They're a little I got a lot.
SPEAKER_01Um you know what? I feel like it wasn't okay. I feel like a lot, I don't know if it's like the word slide, because I feel like a lot of niggas do this, but a lot of niggas like show interest in you, you know what I'm saying, until they fuck you, and then once they fuck you, they kind of like start acting funny, and it's just like nigga, you ain't have to do all that.
SPEAKER_07Like, if you just want to. I remember when now, but no, I get that. They always like you know, it's like I feel like they play until that's why I don't answer, like, oh, what kind of guy do you like? Because they'll play that role until they get what they want. But lately, because you know, I've been on my non-smoking journey, my Christian journey. This nigga told me that he wanted me to come annoying his house and when the fuck. I'm over here praying and shit at his house, bitch. I'm over here oiling down, I'm praying and shit. This nigga like, you gonna smoke with me?
SPEAKER_06Like, can we cuddle? Dick, hard as fuck. I'm like, sir, I just prayed over your spot. What?
SPEAKER_01What yo, that's the worst, that'd be the worst, right there, because like when you yo, when you like, like when a nigga lie, mind you, mind you, it's been times like I went to, you know, I always have my own shit, right? But it's been times I went to a nigga house that his shit just been mad comfortable, like you know, his room, everything, just his bed, it's just so comfortable. And he like, I just want to come. I want you to come over and I just want to cuddle and I'm expecting to go over there and I'm gonna sleep. Like, I dead wanna drool on your pillows. Why are you over here, Mr.? I couldn't because I couldn't stay home for that, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_07I have to come over here for for all that literally. Now I'm saying I don't I want to cuddle shit, I don't accept that no more. What are we doing?
SPEAKER_01Niggas wanna cuddle they niggas wanna I want to cuddle their way right into some other stuff they're putting on the way literally like every time it never before we laid down.
SPEAKER_07That was before like he tried to give me a lay down, girl. Like his dick was already hard as fuck. I'm like, I'm over here saying the blood of Jesus and praying over you and shit like that. You you dick your dick is hard.
SPEAKER_01Okay, why is my lighter not working? Like, this is not do uh it should have lighted back up, I know how we do.
SPEAKER_07He was like, You just look so good, and mind you, I came in a modest ass outfit. My titties was covered up, and because you know, I had a bra on, you know, I don't be wearing bras, so my titties covered up, I had underwear on, I don't wear underwear, and I had this long ass skirt on. I was real modest, ready to come. I brought my Bible, the blessed oil, goddamn some notebooks for us to write and have actual fucking Bible study.
SPEAKER_01And here this weirdo, here this motherfucker weirdo, go hard. We came over here, bitch. What old girl from Players Club said what she said? I just came here to dance for y'all, that's it. My homegirl just came over here to read the motherfucking Bible to your ass. That's it. Because that's what he said. I said, he likes to come over here.
SPEAKER_07You can you should anoint my house. I said, Yeah, you playing. He likes my anointing my house.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah. You want me to anoint some other shit? He wants you to anoint his home with your essence, bitch. That's what he wanted. He wanted you to anoint his home all over his sheets, bitch. Like, that's what he fucking wanted. Like these niggas be really wild. And my thing is this, I feel like we too old now to be like to be playing games. Just be straight up. Yeah, like lie your way into some coachy. Like, it's never been that serious. Honestly, it's so sexy.
SPEAKER_07Because I might be with it, I might be feeling that, you know what I'm saying? But when you're a liar, my pussy don't get worth no liar.
SPEAKER_01Yo, and then honestly, girl, I just be one of them when they lie, especially about like nothing. You know what I'm saying? When it's it's nothing.
SPEAKER_07Because now you got me over here and you still not fucking. Oops. And you're gonna pay for that list back. Now you've wasted your money. Oh fucking will.
SPEAKER_00Hold on, mamma. Hold on, miss, mamma's, mamma.
SPEAKER_01I'm sorry, I had to believe to tell Cowboy about herself just now because he thought I was I'm telling y'all gentle parenting do not work. And my son is white.
SPEAKER_07Gentle parenting don't work. My son literally know, but uh, I don't know. My my yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_01You know, my son is a little touched, he's a little different from the other son. So I'd be having to say I'll be having to really tell him about herself, and I know my neighbors probably thinking that I'm crazy over here, but I'm not crazy. I'm just anyway, where the fuck we was at, girl. I feel like we was having a we was having a good conversation just now.
SPEAKER_07How we kind of like he just he's we was you say have I nigga never lied to me the fuck girl.
SPEAKER_01All right, I got another question for you. Okay, would you date a broke man, but he looked good?
SPEAKER_08Yes, you say yeah.
SPEAKER_01Well, I have in the past, but then again, now that I'm looking now that I'm thinking about it, he didn't about we're talking about now, it's 2026 now, no, yeah. Len and 2020 was Len in 2026. Fuck up uh, yeah.
SPEAKER_07I'm just like I can't get with no, you can't be broke and ugly, that just don't work.
SPEAKER_01You can't be broke. I don't give a fuck about how you look, bitch.
SPEAKER_07You can't be broke, you can't because I'm not broke, my bills still be paid, so you can't be broke, and I'm not about to no, I can't take care of you, I'm not gonna take care of you.
SPEAKER_01No, I'm not coming to the table with nothing but audacity and dick, and then the crazy shit is but they don't even be hidden like that. Nah, no, this is to see though, because a nigga would would will a nigga will will chew a bitch up on some, you know, like bitch. What you bring to the table, you ain't bringing shit to the table with some motherfucking pussy, like but only a broke nigga is worried about what a girl's bringing to a table though. You know, no, I don't think so. Because no shade, I feel like all niggas is worried about what a bitch brings to a table because a nigga don't want a nigga don't want a bitch that's just another motherfucking bill. You gotta actually bring something to the table.
SPEAKER_07If he likes her, he don't mind the bill.
SPEAKER_01No, if he no, if he likes her, you're right. But after a while, that gets that gets tired. Like, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing all day? Just having babies. No, we're not doing that. Like, you know what I'm saying? Bring something to the table, like or at least be like, you see what what's her name? Gucci and and and and Keisha Kayor. Yeah, like I feel like she brung a lot to the table, and and and and it may not be like, I feel like she wasn't like the conventional housewife, like she took a million dollars and turned that shit into I don't know, two, three, four, five, six.
SPEAKER_07By the time you got out, yeah. But what if what if you are the conventional housewife? You just broke. You think that matters?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, because if I like you and I go to jail and you ain't the type of bitch that can't, you can't even flip the money, you know. I'm saying you just spending this shit when so now when I come home, it ain't here. You done spent up all the money, you don't know how to make no money. Now I gotta make the money. No, no, absolutely not. Bring something to the table other than you know what I'm saying, pussy and being a fucking homemaker, but ain't 1968. I'm sorry, that's motherfucking. I'm sorry because it ain't 1968, because a lot of a lot of women feel like all they gotta bring to the table is them, and I feel like that's not the case. That's not the case because if you don't want a nigga coming to the table just with offering you dick, like you know what I'm saying? Like, imagine the foot was on the the shoe was on the other foot. If you was like the breadwinner, right? Or if you made more money than this man, would you expect this man? Like, would you like what if this mean like if this man wouldn't be expecting you to take care of him, right? You will be like he want him to still make his own way, but why?
SPEAKER_07Because he's if I'm the breadwinner, I'm running the house, which means I'm not in my soft girl era, so that just means that like alpha, fuck it. I'm talking alpha.
SPEAKER_01I'm running how about that soft girl shit. That shit is but no, let me say something. I I can't I'm kind of biased with it because I feel two ways. I feel like these niggas be wanting you to be soft, but do they actually put you in a situation to be soft? Like, like, like are you putting me into you know, like I can't be soft and doing your job, bitch.
SPEAKER_07I can't do that, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_01And I feel like this probably gonna sound this probably gonna sound like a little bit like a contradiction, right? Because like, but anyway, I just say like you don't have to, it don't necessarily have to be like a monetary value when I say bring something else to the table besides pussy, but I feel like if I have to go to work every day and come home and then we gotta we I gotta like go have what you want the bills or whatever, whatever, don't expect me to be a hair done, makeup done, nails done, everything's in all the time. Don't expect me to come here being you know what I'm saying, they come home and cook and everything else, yeah. It's none of that, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_07Then I gotta do more women dudes. I feel like if we if we gotta both be over here hustling, don't expect me to be the porn star and a niggas are getting there, so I talk about some.
SPEAKER_01Oh, as a woman, that's what you're supposed to do, and I get that as a nigga, that's what you're supposed to do. But guess what? As a exactly, because guess what? Back in the day, grandpa and unclam, they was motherfucking, you know what I mean? Like you niggas can't make the motherfucking LED light bulb nowadays, like bitch. I don't know who the fuck to call, like you can't like like but you want me to still do this to do that, do that, bitch. Fuck you. All you niggas know how to do is take care of pit bulls. That's it.
SPEAKER_07Everybody a dog trainer, everybody a dog trainer nowadays, girl.
SPEAKER_01You feel me? Like, I'm I'm tired. Like, I'm I'm I'm I'm you know what else though?
SPEAKER_07I'm sick of them niggas talking about they some assust and professional professional therapists and shit, or or or or physical therapists and shit. Why is it when you see me, you want to be a physical therapist now? That's your job description now. When you see me, you is not about to rub up on me for free, nigga. No, you want to be a physical therapist now.
SPEAKER_01I'm sorry, yeah, like that's that's a fact. Like, I'm not no motherfucking therapist, bitch. Girl, don't don't get me into that. Don't get me, don't get they because they the motherfucker be want you to be everything the mama, the girlfriend, the therapist, and they just make up and you gotta be a model because you gotta look good. That part, bitch. Under this fucking wig, bitch. I got chunks missing out my motherfucking head, bitch. You got me, you ready, you taking me the fuck through there, period. Like several times. I uh miss mama's. I don't got the I don't, you know, I don't I don't I don't I don't know, but I just I don't know, but you know, anyway, this one is good. Have you ever slept with a nigga and knowing that he had a girl?
SPEAKER_07But work out like he was getting a divorce, he was getting a divorce, so technically they're not together, you know what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_01Now people feel different about that married shit. You ain't supposed to be sleeping with no married men.
SPEAKER_07I said they were getting a divorce, though. There was like an act of I don't have well, not me per well, I don't know. Well, usually, usually I don't care. I don't I don't break up happy homes, right? But if they're in the divorcing process, I feel like that's dead already.
SPEAKER_01Like for one can, I don't feel like no one if it's happy that can't be broken. You know what I'm saying? A happy motherfucker, he took in, so it's like I feel like a happy motherfucker ain't a straying motherfucker. If a motherfucker is straying, somebody unhappy, somebody is looking for something is missing fulfillment inside the relationship that they're not getting at home. Bitch, why you over here? Yeah, why you over here? I'm just trying to, you know, like what's T for real, for real. Yeah, like honestly, me. I think I'm gonna just go ahead and take a shot for that one because it's like period hand, and with that, we're gonna go ahead and get into the next question, bitch. All right, if he doesn't post another woman on his page, drag him. Oh no, I'm sorry. If he posts another woman on his page, drag him or disappear. Disappear.
SPEAKER_07Okay, fuck am I arguing with you for? You know you're wrong. The fuck am I? I'm doing both.
SPEAKER_01I'm doing both, bitch. I'm dragging you in. I'm just saying, you got me fucked up.
SPEAKER_07I'm in a different place now where it's like you know you got me fucked up. You know how I move, nigga. Like, you know, you you know you got me, especially on social media, but that's her nigga now. Fuck it.
SPEAKER_01I feel you, friend, I'm so happy for you. Like, I'm happy that you were like at a point in your life where you just that I'm bothered, don't give a fuck, but nigga, you ain't gonna play in my motherfucking face like that. Bitch, you won't you gonna hear these? You go I I feel like I can't play hands on you, so you won't hear you won't hear my mouth. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
SPEAKER_07Last year I did a lot of exposing, like of like the shit that I felt, and that's more embarrassing on my part, I feel like, than it is on his. Like, that does more harm to me and my page because then niggas like damn, she can't she can't hold her emotion, you know.
SPEAKER_01She can't uh uh no, you got it, you got it, and then like they like that I never said it had to be a social media thing, though. I don't feel like you gotta go to social media, but you could like you could literally link that nigga right after you've seen it and like let him have it.
SPEAKER_07Because you know you gotta be fucked up. That's the satisfaction of like, oh yeah, I got her feelings. No, the best thing you can do for a nigga is to leave. That's the worst thing you can do to the nigga. Leave.
SPEAKER_01So can I play devil advocacy devil's advocate for a second? What if he don't know he right? He knows he got you fucked up in that moment, but like I mean what I feel like once you say something, but what if he don't know that? So basically, what if he don't even know that you got access to his social media? So he's thinking that he's a motherfucking smooth operator whole time.
SPEAKER_07This you delusional, I'm delusional, you delusional too. No, we're both delusional. This motherfucker, like what the fuck? You're you don't know why I'm at? I don't know why I'm at either. If you don't know that I know, I'm not supposed to know, so I'm gonna act like I don't know. Just I'm blocking you though. You're you're done.
SPEAKER_01I definitely feel you want that. Like these niggas be playing fucking games. Honestly, I'm at the point of my life, but I feel like I'm on the same type of time you want, you know what I'm saying? So if you're playing like a fucking airhead, bitch, I'm gonna be an airhead too.
SPEAKER_07I'm gonna be a big I literally just tweeted like normalized lying to liars.
SPEAKER_01You don't deserve the truth, bitch. I'm playing the same type of time you I'm on the same type of time you want, nigga. If you said you going here, but you going there, baby. I'm going there, but I'm going here. It's the same shit you did. Why are you that oh, because I played the game a little bit better. You wasn't expecting it. Well, did you actually believe me? Oh yeah, because they wasn't this, they don't be expecting you as a motherfucking woman to play, like you know what I'm saying? Like, that's not yeah, they'll be expecting that, like, but also I feel like with my ex, he was surprised because like I showed up as like the a down woman.
SPEAKER_07I always spoke into him every morning. I'm gonna see him clap videos, like it's just you know, I'm in love, you know what I'm saying. But the moment I feel like you want to play with me, oh yeah, I'm gonna still send that shit, but I'm still doing my shit. So when you find out the heart, the heart, yeah, bitch, it's how I felt in the first place. It's okay.
SPEAKER_01But me, but me, it's easier said than the no shade because I'm a Scorpio, it's so hard for me to be fake. Like, if I don't fuck with you, I don't fuck with you, like I can't really like be fake, like, and that's where all relationships, like, with no matter if we friends, um, you know, it's like Platonic, or we it's a romantic relationship. Like, if I like I can't fuck with you. I got this home girl, no shade, she be like hitting me up and shit. And I just be like, why this bitch still hit me up? But I don't even be replying. Like, I just feel like because girl, she really rubbed me the wrong way. And I feel like we've been friends for a long time, and you did some like you just be tuning just like that. You she like it's it's very much yuck. Like, I just uh like I just cannot, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, like she just did some shit, like like uh girl. You got anything else to add to that? You got anything else you want to say before we go on to this? I think we're gonna we wanna we wanna like answer like one or two more questions and get into like the meat and the potatoes, you know what I'm saying? Right, everybody, you know, like let's really talk. Yeah, let me see. Have you ever stayed with the man just because you knew you can you could mess with him? Like you you you still fucking with this nigga just because I know I can fuck with this nigga.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, like no matter what I do, you gonna stay there? Okay, babe, yeah.
SPEAKER_01But you really wasn't like feeling him, no, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Like I could always come back, I could always, yeah, for sure. Block, unblock, block, unblock. Because I feel like niggas do that to be just all the time. So from when I do it, it shouldn't be no issue, but it really, it's really a him thing, like you should want better for yourself.
SPEAKER_01Nah, I was in a situation like that. I feel like I was doing that with my neighbor. I'm like, I don't really this nigga, no, but I don't even, I thought I'd just fuck with him because I could, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it was convenient, you know, and no shade.
SPEAKER_07You do feel mean after a while, like you feel like a little bad after a while for sure. But it's really you shouldn't.
SPEAKER_01I never felt mean. I mean, I never felt like bad. Bad felt bad for what? Like, I feel fuck I'm feeling bad for. Like, for what? Nigga, I feel like we both getting setting up a situation at the end of the day, most likely. Like, I'm not we not in a relationship. I'm just fucking with you. I feel like I'm just fucking on you, nigga. Like, at the end of the day, we haven't sex. That's you know what I'm saying. You like we we fucking, you you get getting that off, I'm getting my off, and that's it.
SPEAKER_07Bye. I probably go back because the dude I was on that too, I wasn't like giving him, I was like, he was taking me out, probably like maybe two out of three of the dates, we wasn't fucking. Like maybe that third time, I'm like, okay, like fine, you know what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_01But he but he said he used to do like I like I swim. He used to like, I don't know, yo, I should probably shouldn't even be saying this because like I uh I don't want my shit. No, like we're gonna do your shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bitch. Like, I just so motherfucking want my ex to hit this shit and be like, I fucking oh god, I I never live in fucking town. I feel like you and you know that nigga, he I feel he you you know the type of weird ass nigga he was like so uh I don't even wanna yes ma'am give it next motherfucking question your cousin talking about your cousin who cousin do that because my cousin he's in a relationship and I love his girlfriend. I really need to keep shit Oh my god, like don't do that anyway that leads me to my next motherfucking question baby mama drama, deal breaker or entertainment, deal breaker, deal breaker, you don't got your home in check, you don't got your home in check.
SPEAKER_07Oh no, because I will not be fighting a nigga over no uh you got a kid with this bitch, huh? No, I I'm looking I'm gonna look at the kid away, like your mom was talking about me.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I feel you on that. Like, who the fuck wanna, you know what I'm saying? That's like that's not unnecessary drama because I've um honestly no relationship is perfect, right? So you won't always have some type of riff raff in your relationship, hearing me or whatever, regardless. But to fucking bring a baby mama into the situation, a weird ass bitch, you know what I'm saying? And you can have kids mad ass bitch, you can have kids, but just so that that shouldn't be no extra drama over here, like yeah, because I have a baby, and my baby daddy ain't all living my business.
SPEAKER_07That that whole in check.
SPEAKER_01What if we drop the baby out of it and just have it as like mama drama, like mama drama, his mama, yeah, like his mother, like any family, any anything, any drama around there.
SPEAKER_07I don't bring drama to my my situations ever. So you bring a drama over here, you got to go.
SPEAKER_01Girl, I was in a situation, the whole family just loved the drama, like it was just Merlin, Merlin, bitch. Yes, I know I remember, yo, yeah, like for for those of y'all that's watching that listen to the podcast and probably heard about me talk about my situation with this nigga in the past. Yo, she can this my sister, like she really been around. She she can attest to the shit that I've been through with this weird ass nigga, his weird ass family, his weird ass fucking mother. Not so much he got. He got little sisters. His sisters, his siblings is not like, you know what I'm saying? But I feel like it's more so his fucking weird ass mother and him. You know, like girl, like I I can't. Like, I really can't. I'm just honestly, I pray to God. I think God, I think whoever is out there, I think the universe every fucking day that I got out that situation, bitch, because that shit was a fucking track. It literally was.
SPEAKER_07No, as your friend, I couldn't keep telling you, like, I don't fuck with this. So it's just like I had to let you get bump your head too many times for yourself for it to be over. Because I'm like, this little bitch, this little bitch, and you like this little bitch. I could not, I've never seen you deal with somebody like that. I've never. I was appalled.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, hey, we all make mistakes. I made a motherfucking mistake, bitch.
SPEAKER_00And I mean, I don't really fucking know what else to say after that. I feel like that's it.
SPEAKER_07Like, you know, because chat, I'm doing my mistake, so mine took four years. Yours probably took less.
SPEAKER_01All right, so as you know, basically, I want to do I like so you know, IRL, aerial life, city gross covert, it's like basically a an extension of my podcast. And I want to talk to everyday women, you know what I'm saying? Like women just like me, you that's out there listening to my podcast, so we can really, you know, like get into the meat and potatoes and understand shit and have real answers. Because I feel like, you know, I be talking to people on the podcast, but I feel like sometimes people probably think that it's just my perspective. So I just want other people to get, you know, I want them to get other people's side here, somebody else's side, you know, you know, get your take on shit and yeah. So dating in 2026 looks wild. What's the first thing that comes to mind? Like, like, how do you feel about dating in 2026 overall?
SPEAKER_07Dating for convenience.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_07I feel like motherfuckers have a good time outside when they're not with their girl and they come home, they be full of fuck, like only there because they got chair rent. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's for a status quo. People want to do pranks in their people, but really don't like them for real. You could tell by the irritation on their face. It's not, it's not a camera thing, it's actual disgust. Like, why do I have to be with this bitch? Oh, because we got so much together. You know what I'm saying? Like, motherfuckers aren't together because they actually love each other, they want to be together right now.
SPEAKER_01They're together because bitch, I really just I swear to god, I said I spoke about this on the podcast. I was like, I feel like motherfuckers is together for for you know saying for like the optics of it all, how it looks, you know what I'm saying? Like, niggas is not really in situations because they really want to be in a situation. Yo, I was yo, I that was like, bitch, these niggas be fucking gay. Meanwhile, she don't even fucking like you, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but y'all together because it look good, you know what I'm saying? Everybody think y'all look so good together, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, y'all clashing every fucking night. That was me, bitch. That was me in a situation, staying in a motherfucker to say I was in a motherfucking situation, you know what I'm saying? Like, oh, I'm not lonely, I'm not a single, I'm not single. Meanwhile, bitch, I'm fighting for my fucking life every fucking day. Every day's a new shit, okay? Man, like for real, like yo, that shit is crazy. I feel like dating in 2026, it's like taka vodka mixed with a little bit of shit and piss.
SPEAKER_09Like no, uh, like I really do, I really fucking do.
SPEAKER_01Because what the fuck are we doing? What are we doing? Everybody, all the niggas is looking to fuck, all the bitches is looking to be fluid at. This is not it's not working.
SPEAKER_07I feel like if or they want a coach bag or or a goddamn Chanel bag.
SPEAKER_01I hope I will hope the Chanel bag, bitch. You better not be out here wanting no motherfucking coach bag for nobody because if you can't, girl, coach bags, you know, they got them in the outlet for like $249. They real cheap. I brought me a little coach bag when I had money to Puerto Rico a couple of years ago. It was like a basquiat little collection of these. It was nice. I paid $200 for it, and and San Juan. I love that bag, no shade, but I feel like bitch, I'm not fucking, I'm not, I'm not saying no bullshit for no motherfucking coach bag. Fuck that, bitch. I'm up out of there. I'll I'll leave.
SPEAKER_07I will yeah, I don't see any that I can't do for myself. Like, if I if I can get it myself, I'm not sitting there for your bullshit. I'm not doing it now. If you can do something that I can't do, all right, I might take a little shit.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and that, but yeah, and I get I totally get that, and that's another thing, yo. Me and my, you know, me and Fatty, we have this conversation all the time. I tell her the same shit. I'll be like, yo, like no shade. I don't want like I feel like bitches need a lot of bitches stay because of like security, right? But I feel like if it's no security, but another thing that would be irking me sometimes is like bitches stay for security, but they don't be putting that to the side on the on like you know bitch, you stay for security.
SPEAKER_07But I feel like they lose sight of the bigger picture when they stand for like that for that long, they lose sight of the bigger picture. You're supposed to do this for right now, it's like stripping, do this for right now.
SPEAKER_01I feel like you know the nigga you marry, you know the time he's on, you know that nigga, like you know what I'm saying, especially judging by the argument. I let me say something. My last situation, if that nigga had some money, because he was a broke ass bitch, but if he had some fucking money that I could be smuggling on the side, you know, saying putting bitch, I would have been putting money away from the very first day I got access to the fucking account, bitch. Cause you got me fucked up. This nigga can't be trusted. I don't give how much this nigga cried on my motherfucking shoulder and told me he needed me, bitch. I thought that this man would always like he was going to do right by me. Because what happened when I need you, and that's the thing, he was never like anyway.
SPEAKER_07I feel like I don't want to be needed by nobody but my son.
SPEAKER_00Well, I gotta be needed about my son.
SPEAKER_01I don't really want to be needed by him, but you know, he a dog, so I gotta, I don't wanna be chat, that's another story, but anyway, yeah, that's day in the 2026, y'all. A little bit of taka vaca mixed with some shit, a little bit of pea. Do you think like yo, this is so crazy? Like, this lead, like, do you think people are here for like real love or just like validation?
SPEAKER_07Um, I think that this is a broken society, and if you're not healed, you're definitely there for validation and confidence boosters, like some like you know, if you're healed, you're actually like, you know, searching for love. But then again, the people that are healed, they're not really searching for it. It finds them, they figure it, you know what I'm saying? I think the people that's searching are the broken ones, and they're the ones that need the validation.
SPEAKER_01No, I definitely understand. I definitely feel that. Like, I feel like, like you said before, everybody is like the optics of everything. Motherfuckers want to look like just how it looks from the outside. Meanwhile, the inside smell like fucking earring backs and fucking go-up. It's just disgusted. I can't. I feel like don't fake it in 2026. Like, if you don't do nothing else for yourself, especially that I feel like in like as in like your romantic um relationship, you gotta, you know what I used to do? I used to like look, I used to always ask myself, like, yo, you know you 30 years old, right? Like, you know how old you're probably going to live to be, bitch. You got a good a good 50, 40, maybe 60 years ahead of you. Do you want to be with this fucking piece of shit for the rest of you know what I'm saying? Like, do you want to deal with that for the rest of that remainder that you have on this earth? No, I did not bitch. I I kind of go by a three-month rule now. Okay, Joan Clayton. What's what's your three month? What's your what's your three-month rule?
SPEAKER_07If they don't really show me no substance or something that I could like learn from, if they don't show me something I actually want to, you know, aspire to be. They don't have any dreams of mind that they have attached themselves to, anything like that. Like, they gotta go. That's why I feel like that's why I'm relationships that I do publicly. Look, like I'm always having a blast because that nigga only lasts three months at that time. He starts showing his ass. That's when I drop his ass, you know what I'm saying? So three months is like that good honeymoon period, and I get no nigga.
SPEAKER_01No, I definitely feel that, but bitch, I'm not giving nobody three months visit. I feel like off the rip. I'm gonna must start as soon as I'm I meet you. Once we start, once we're in the texting phase, the talking phase. If if that's what it starts though, if you know, I'm sorry, go ahead.
SPEAKER_02What you gonna say?
SPEAKER_07Okay, that's when it starts, though. I feel like if I'm saying, like, I don't give every nigga three months, it's just my nigga that I'm choosing three months. Okay, how bad I like you if you're not showing me the chip that I need you to show me, you gotta go. Like the last one that I probably had on my on my Instagram, Mikey. You were great, three months up, bitch. You didn't show me nothing too much. So it was great. Thank you for all the looker, like, thank you for all the gifts, thank you for everything you've done. We had amazing pictures, like it was great for those three months, and amazing pictures.
SPEAKER_01I'm dead.
SPEAKER_07We did it sweat, mean pictures. What you talking about?
SPEAKER_01No, I definitely, I definitely understand that. And I'll but I was saying was that I feel like you know, you gotta pick my interest off with, but it gotta be some type of I feel like it gotta be some type of give and take. Like I gotta be, you gotta be giving me something. I can't, it can't just be me, like bringing like you know what I'm saying, everything to the table. And and when I say that, I don't mean anything financially. Yo, I was watching a clip on Instagram, I was scrolling on Instagram, and the guy was like, he was it was on the podcast, and he was talking to a lady, a young lady, and he was like, you know, he's top tier because he's black, he makes a hundred thousand dollars a year, and he's six four, and this and that. And that's what I said. Cause I said, baby, I live in LA, I live in California. I don't know how far a hundred thousand dollars is a year is getting you, it's not really getting that far, but like you saying, you make all this, you you know what I'm saying? Uh like you make it say you make all this money, and you are black, and you are 6'4, and whatever that means. I'm like, what the fuck? Okay, and it was she broke it, like nigga. What else do you bring? Like, what else do you have? Like outside of that, like you like I can't gotta try to pick the lips, titties, and ass.
SPEAKER_07Now what?
SPEAKER_01Okay, okay, these niggas be so fucking superficial, these bitches be superficial too, but that's why they fucking that's why the shit never fucking work out, it always be some bullshit, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_07I thought that was a cause and reaction thing, niggas started being superficial and by and going with the the body body quads, you know what I'm saying? So we had to be superficial, girl.
SPEAKER_01Yo, uh we're not gonna even talk about that, like that's that's just that's that right there. Cause niggas love them a racially ambiguous, but you already yeah, because I can get on that.
SPEAKER_07I can get on that for that.
SPEAKER_01But if we get on that girl, they're gonna say we too mad to ask if it's up here, we mad.
SPEAKER_07That's what I'm saying, but it's like when it's a when it's the us, it's oh she's bitter, she's blind. You know what I'm saying? When it's somebody else, it's all the spicy, it's how they like it.
SPEAKER_01Tell me about a recent date that was like a total 2026 moment. Like it was it just gave 2026.
SPEAKER_07Okay, so I always ask how hot somebody is before they come in.
SPEAKER_01Remember now, you remember when I said dating was in 2026, right? Uh huh. Yeah, takavaca, mix a little bit of okay, so go ahead.
SPEAKER_07Okay, so he picked me up, and we're supposed to go to a view, chill out, you know, and go to a view. I allow that as a first date because it's like, okay, it's not too much. You're not gonna spend too much money, but your gas, you know what I'm saying? And I got a good view, I got good views all over LA, so we could definitely go to one.
SPEAKER_01And he's wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_07Can you look what you said about his gas? I said because all you're really paying for is gas and like maybe some tacos or something like that. You're not like that's like a low-key first date for me, like a low-key. Okay, no, no, no. I thought you said I just I thought you said that he had said something about the gas that I'm just saying. No, not yet, not yet. He had a Tesla, and so he's like, Okay, we gotta go charge first. So I'm like, okay, mind you, five minutes in. I'm like, I'm wearing sweats, like I'm wearing sweats, I'm wearing baggy shit. I'm not showing nothing like that's just I want to have sex, okay. So our first time linking, you got my number yesterday, okay. So we five minutes in the car, and he putting on she getting fucked tonight, she getting fucked tonight, we're getting fucked. I'm like, okay, he goes, like your ass ache. He go, like you like your ass ache.
SPEAKER_01You should have fought it, bitch.
SPEAKER_07Like I'm a lady, I did not fart.
SPEAKER_01I would have fucking farther. Like, nigga, don't watch you so fucking stupid.
SPEAKER_07Cause like as much as that though, he started harmonizing the song.
SPEAKER_01Should he get in book to the I'm like yo, they said they said the niggas be in the club looking the bitches in the eyes, like like said, you know what I'm saying? Like bitch, like hey, or rubbing up against you, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
SPEAKER_09Get the fuck off me.
SPEAKER_06Niggas disgust me.
SPEAKER_01So God, that's it. That's the end of your story.
SPEAKER_07No, he he harmonizing the song, talking about you like you ask like a say, he loads right, he lowers it down. Like a SA. I'm like, oh, I guess I was scared to say yes for real because it's like, are you off? You gonna say put my pants down right now and eat my ass? Then another song come on, and it's like, yeah, I'm about to fuck this bitch. I'm like, damn, like you don't have no shot. Because we get to the charger station, we only 15 minutes of the car ride. We get to the charger station, you're like, Yeah, so so how soon do you like your ass eight? I said, sir, are you are you trying to eat my ass right now? He like, no, unless you trying to do the whole listening juice shit. You know, I'm not like that unless you like that. I'm like, I'm not like that. He's like, Well, how long does it take for you to get your ass saved in? I haven't linked up with the certified ass either. I said, You don't even know if I wash my ass today.
SPEAKER_01Let me just say something for all the niggas that's listening. Let me tell y'all something. Y'all think that that shit is a fucking turn on? First of all, the first thing that goes through our mind when you act like that is how who is the last bitch that he ate? Well, how many bitches? Like, no, that no, then after that is how many bitches you ate ass at like like why are you always trying to eat somebody ass?
SPEAKER_07Bitch, you didn't beat your head, you said eat your ass. I'm thinking you a little.
SPEAKER_01I'm about to give these niggas a little bit of like a little bit of, you know, like a little bit of game. Like, I feel like if you really want to fuck a bitch, like you're trying to like fuck with her, you know what I'm saying? Like, give like like talk to her, like, like have a conversation with her. Be on some intellectual shit. Bitches love to talk. Like, talk to this bitch, find out a little bit more about her. Like, the first thing you doing is talking about eating my ass when I just met you. I don't even know you, my nigga. Like, you're easy. The same way you feel about a bitch that fucked your man's and this nigga and that nigga, is the same way we feel about you when you want to eat my ass the first day you met me. Five minutes into the drop.
SPEAKER_07Bitch, you're slut, like you're a fucking ass eight, but I'm not my ass eight by you, Mr. Certified Ass eater. The fuck Mom is a certified ass eater, and plus his car did smell like a lot of a nigga locker room, too. So I'm like, you just be eating ass all up and through this car, don't you?
SPEAKER_03Wait, you said his his car smelled like a mike, yeah.
SPEAKER_01It smells like I'd be just all up and through the ass. Yeah, that's nasty. And no, you cannot eat my ass because your fucking car stink, nigga. What the fuck you was in here doing? Eating ass. And now what else? Who ass you was eating? A stink ass, because why stink? Bitch. I just can't, you know, I be so old with these niggas, like me too.
SPEAKER_07What's I was like, yeah, I don't even gotta go to the view. Go ahead and drop me a bag off. He like, what you tired? Yeah, went home and got with another nigga. Stop playing with me.
SPEAKER_01Okay, I'm actually a little spicy question. It's not too spicy, but what's one thing you've seen someone bring to the table that's way more than look for sex?
SPEAKER_07Buying my son his first phone. I'm sorry, what? Buying my son his first phone. Like I said, I wanted to get him a phone, and he was like, the next week, here's his gift, and it was paid for. It was the whole three months was paid up on the phone. He could do whatever.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so he came in bearing gifts. Okay, the ladies love the ladies love a nigga.
SPEAKER_07But the fact that I didn't have to ask, I literally just mentioned it, and then next week he took care of that. Yeah, you want to mix it up.
SPEAKER_01I love a nigga who listens, like that part. I love a man who listen. Like, I could be talking to somebody, like if I'm talking to you and I say something in passing, like you know, some little shit, and then you really bring it back up to me, like hey babe, how was such such like yeah, uh you were like you remember that, like you remember, especially now. Don't let it have been some months ago. I told you you remembered, nigga. Like, like I said, like I feel like that goes back to what I said. Like, we love a man who listens, fellas. If you out there listen, like this, this all you gotta do, like listen, pay attention, and really be paying attention, like okay.
SPEAKER_07But to you, is that bare minimum, or is that princess treatment? A nigga listening.
SPEAKER_01I don't think that it's princess treatment. I feel like that's bare minimum. That's what you yeah, like you should. But these niggas not doing that, girl. They don't fucking don't know shit about like you could tell this nigga that you going to get your motherfucking titty chopped off next week. He'll come and see you like, hey, what happened to your titty?
SPEAKER_07It's annoying when they when you realize they wasn't listening. That's the most annoying shit ever. Like, didn't I just we already talked about this? Like, that's annoying as fuck in a big turn off.
SPEAKER_00I just, I don't fucking understand it.
SPEAKER_01I just, I don't fucking, I really don't. I just, it's just sometimes I'll be like, yo. Are you niggas slow? Like, you know what I'm saying? I'm gonna ask you. We're the niggas, we're the niggas that's like not slow. Because I feel like the ones I keep running into is slow. Like, God is playing with me, bitch. Like, he keeps giving me all these motherfuckers with some type of intellectual disability. Why are you like, why can't you understand what the fuck I'm saying to you? Why you don't understand that? Why do I have to repeat it to you several times?
SPEAKER_07Like you were why are you talking in fragments? Bitch, say a whole fucking sentence. Like, why'd you talk texting in fragments?
SPEAKER_01Like, I feel like the cerebral cortex is maybe a little damaged, it's not diffused, something is just going wrong in the brain, in the head is is it's insane. But hopefully, I got faith in the fellas. I feel like they're gonna get that shit together in 2026 in the next half, they're gonna get it together by 2027. That's that's so you think you think you don't think the guys can get it together? Like, you don't think they got it, like you don't think no? Damn, fellas, not just don't got no fucking hope for she said it's a lost fucking call, y'all because they gonna keep that shit together by 2027. But I thought y'all at least, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_07Cause yeah, like you don't get no inkling or nothing. I'd be like, Do you have any more vocabulary other than sexy? They're like, Well, I can call you sexy now. No, bitch, do you have any more other things to say? No, okay, you're done.
SPEAKER_01Okay, okay, so let's go ahead and move on to like tech and trends, like the tech tech and trends, apps, dms, or in real life vibes. Which ones actually work in 2026?
SPEAKER_08You feel like I feel like as far as dating?
SPEAKER_07I feel like get me with a DM, but you're gonna have to actually link up with me in real life. But I feel like because I don't, I don't when I'm out in real in real life, I have a rest and bitch face, not because once you learn to approach me, but I could look a little intimidating, I could look like I'm about to be on some bullshit, and because nowadays girls want to troll niggas and like you know, make niggas insecure nowadays, like that's a thing nowadays. I feel like it's kind of hard for a nigga to approach a girl. So you can give me my DMs, I'm fine with that. See what I look like. Don't have no pictures. I don't like that. Uh uh, don't do that. I don't like that.
SPEAKER_01Wait, so no pictures, no, you you hit me on Instagram already. I mean, but see, okay, no, I get that. I want I want to share pictures. I want I like to send niggas pictures of how my lips are too. Don't start accessing titty pictures and you know I'm saying like nudie pics and shit like that. Don't start doing all that weird shit, then it's like uh, you know, but me, I'm an in real life type of bitch. Like, I don't mind the dating app or signing my DM and shit like that. But I was like, we gotta kick it in real life because it's just not going to be the same. Because let me tell you something, bitch. Like what my my nigga home said, if it wasn't for these pictures, you wouldn't see me at all. Like, nigga, like if it wasn't for me online or taking pictures and shit, y'all bitches wouldn't see wouldn't fucking see me. Cause I just like and honestly, I always I said this to myself, you know, with taking this next step in life with this journey, you know, I'm trying to go on, become a media personality and stuff like that. I feel like if if I don't gotta be there, if it's not like something for me to be, you know what I'm saying? If I don't gotta be there, bitch, you're not gonna see me outside just because I gotta be outside, bitch. I'm in my mouth. I'm I'm gonna fucking bed, bitch. Like probably watching some shit on A.
SPEAKER_07Not everyone's like that though. I feel like when you find peace at your house, it's hard to get outside. Because I'm gonna be shit at home. I got I got everything I need here, literally, and I don't mind, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_01And I don't mind going out, but you like I'm not about to have no cyber relationship with nobody, like what we do, yeah and we're not linking up just the fuck either. So yeah, get the fuck out of here. That'd be the bullshit. That'd be the I can literally fuck yourself if that's the case.
SPEAKER_07I said, because I can literally fuck myself if that's if that's the case, and no no funny shit.
SPEAKER_01I don't know if that's like bitch. That I feel like fucking yourself is more fun in 2026, like like it's more fun, like you see all the toys you have in this world, it's fun as fuck, you know, and you can really like turn over and uh go to sleep after get your nut off as fast as fuck, not fast as fucking and go. I don't gotta worry about going and getting no nigga no motherfucking rag, you know what I'm saying? But this nigga want now, he wants me to make him some steakums, nigga. I'm gonna to sleep.
SPEAKER_07Fuck is yeah, you don't gotta do nothing, no, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Fuck now for real. But what's the wildest dating trend you've seen? Would you try it or no?
SPEAKER_07I haven't really seen like a wild dating trend. I have one in my head that I want to do, but I don't I haven't seen it. What about it? Tell me where you play like y'all don't know each other and like act like you're picking each other up.
SPEAKER_01Is that a dating trend? Um so when I say like like I feel like so I feel like that's like that is like more like role-playing or something you would do with somebody that you are intimate with. I'm talking about like a dating trend, meaning like speed dating, or like you going on two different dates, you know what I'm saying, and one night, or you know, just dictator using apps, like you know saying just like a like like okay.
SPEAKER_07I used to be okay. I used to be okay because I don't go out as much if if I am out now, if I am out now, I'm listening to it. Sorry, be okay.
SPEAKER_01If she's okay, uh I used to be okay. No, for real, though. Shout out to be okay. But so like, do you like like so it's like so dating apps? That's like a trend that you that you can get with. You you like you you feel in the dating apps, yeah. I'm feeling the dating apps too, but I just feel like honestly, it depends on what dating apps you on. Let me tell you something. Hey, ladies, if you fucking with a nigga and he like he got tagged on his phone, break up with him, like immediately.
SPEAKER_07No, but tag used to be popular then. He it's still popping now.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, tag tag was always mixed with shit and fucking taka vodka and a little bit of meth and to the bad live. I wouldn't live in a date. Oh my god, girl. Tag was that was like with the younger days, you know what I'm saying? But yeah, that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_07Like that was popping younger nigga go live, not today.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, not today. But I'm just saying, no, because I be fucking niggas, and they be like talking about like they used to be on. I'm like, um, why are you on there? That's that's that's number one. Like, uh, why the fuck you on that app? That shit is fucking the bottom of the barrel. Like, niggas over there is fucking I don't even I ain't gonna even say they pass shit crazy, but they so okay.
SPEAKER_07What about how do you feel about paying for subscriptions for dating apps?
SPEAKER_01Wait, what didn't apps like B OK or Tinder?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, like I've known somebody to pay for the subscription.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, you can't premium, I'm not doing that. Yeah, I'm not fucking doing that. Now it's a dating app that's like some exclusive shit with exclusive ass niggas that I'm paying a premium to, I don't mind that, yeah, but I'm not paying no motherfuck for what girl, it'd be the same niggas as on there. I don't give a fuck. Oh god, like I'm about to sit here and pay you five dollars a month for some bullshit, girl. Please, any fucking way, like they be killing me with that. Do you wanna nah? I'll wait for tomorrow to like some more niggas. I'm fine.
SPEAKER_07I don't need like it ain't that serious for me. It's a lot of motherfuckers on there, so I I don't need it to either, like you know, okay. Get one number block five. What should that say get one number block five today? Like it's fine.
SPEAKER_01No, for real. In 2026, what non-sexual skills, talent, or qualities make someone irresistible, doing housework, especially as a man, yeah, and I don't mean I don't necessarily mean like doing laundry and no, I mean like building something, putting up the space, some scratch, you got your hammer and shit.
SPEAKER_07That's some sexy shit.
SPEAKER_01You know, my grandmother got little pieces in her living room that my uncles and shit built, you know what I'm saying? With their bare hands, little end tables, and just shit like that. That break the old but we spoke about earlier what I said, like girl, these niggas don't even be, you know what I'm saying? Like, they don't even be doing none of that, like it's nothing, like you don't want you to cook and clean and do all that other stuff and you can't. You know what I'm saying? Like, you don't do nothing. I can't call you for nothing. Let me say something. So a little secret about me, bitch. I got married when I was like maybe like 20 or something like that, to some of that right, girl, got married, but my husband, no shade. I'm in one night, bitch. I woke up in the middle of the night, he was out chilling with his, you know, his friends, whatever. I woke up in the middle of the night, and I looked at the fucking ceiling, bitch. It was a fucking water bug, a big ass water bug, bitch. When I tell you, I was so scared, I was so fucking scared. I did not know what the fuck to do. I was so scared. I was like, Oh my god. First thing I got my phone, I'm like, baby, gotta come home. It's a fucking water bug, gotta come clutch it. I'm thinking this nigga, bitch. I'm not about to that came home. That nigga came home and he motherfucking killed that water bug. And I'm not gonna lie, we had sex until the sun came up that morning. Yeah, because that's some sexy ass. That's some sexy ass. Yeah, you protect me, baby. Fuck you talking about. I love that. He left when he was at he tapoed up on his wife because she needed him, but that part that nigga fucking clown, he left for some ugly ass bitch.
SPEAKER_09Like I could laugh about it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, pretty much. That nigga is easily motherfucking influence, bitch. I'm a look to walk out, bitch. Like, I could laugh about that now, but back then I was tight, bitch. I could have caught a fucking case, like I feel thank god, because I wouldn't be where the fuck I'm at right now. Like, like everything happened for a fucking reason, I swear to God. All right, slide first. Like, so this these these questions are gonna be a little flirty, a little spicy, you know. Like we wrong, we having fun. I feel like you having fun, you like you pulled, like you need to take another shot. I was about to say I'm let me take another shot. I am having a good take your shot. Um I got my little I need something to do with it.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, my ice will melted into my drink. Okay.
SPEAKER_01Oh man. You good we got one person left for watching us.
SPEAKER_05Is that me?
SPEAKER_01Who is that me? I don't know, so I don't know, I I don't know who that is. It's on Facebook, right?
SPEAKER_07Oh it's okay. Doesn't it save on Facebook? Will it save on Facebook?
SPEAKER_01No, I don't I don't I don't even honestly I don't know.
SPEAKER_07I hope it's saved so that way you know people can watch it afterwards. I'm talking about on on Twitch, I'm watching on Twitch.
SPEAKER_01We're loud it could be, it could be.
SPEAKER_02Um let me like tell like people like hello click link. Like, hello my Len.
SPEAKER_01I'm Len, bitch. I'ma fuck you up. You say you what? I'ma fuck you up because I just saw about something, yo, you are fucking hilarious. I'm gonna text you about it. Right, right. You I love you, I swear to God. Like you are so fucking funny.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god. But anyway.
SPEAKER_01Anyway, so let me ask you, bitch, you want to sly first or wait to be slide into, be honest. When you say that, what you mean? Like slide first or wait to be sli slid into. And you can answer it however you think I mean it.
SPEAKER_07It depends, honestly, how I'm feeling, because I've slid a couple times, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm I I know what I am, like I know how I look, I know how what I bring, so I know what I give. So sometimes I slide first because then we know no better. But then it's like after I do that initial slide. If you don't show me, you know what I'm saying, that you know better, I'm cool.
SPEAKER_01But doesn't that go back to what I said earlier about focus on a nigga that might have a girlfriend because you slid as DM, right? You just showed him you slid from you have to show him that they because sometimes these niggas don't be known like that. They need that this is what they need, and yeah, he might be with that bitch right now, but I did my research though.
SPEAKER_07Like, I be stalking for like two weeks. I stalk for two weeks before I decide I'm gonna slide.
SPEAKER_01And of course, you you and when you I feel like when you're doing your due diligence, you find out very quickly if it's a happy home or not, right? So, like if it's not like hey, he might got a girlfriend, but he really don't fuck with like that. Say she be fucking with her brother. So I'm about to go ahead and fuck with him, bitch, because I wanna fuck with him.
SPEAKER_07I don't see what the fuck the people I don't feel like I should like. You just said you was because that bitch don't define my my actions that bitch that bitch don't define my actions, you know what I'm saying? Like if they're together and I see somebody with them, I don't care if they're being hot, if they're being like badly, you know what I'm saying? That's their season to be in that situation. I don't need no extra. I like mine single, single as fuck. I love all the tension on me.
SPEAKER_01I don't like no extra, I don't bring drama, I don't need no, I like mine single too. Don't get me wrong, but don't have you know, I don't want nobody to get me to get it twisted, but you know, I feel like hey, like we I you never know. If I see if I see something, if it's a nigga that I feel like is fun, and I feel like he might be in a situation right now, but I feel like I see cracks in that motherfucker. Bitch, I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna get that motherfucker a little bit pushed, like you know what I'm saying? The shit the shell, the shit already about to fall down. I might as well just kick it over.
SPEAKER_07Nah, I'll wait till that motherfucker Paul. Because people be, you know, talking shit about their person and be right back laid up with them. Like, you know, that that if he I then you now I'm crazy because I'm thinking we was cool. I'm thinking, you know, I'm thinking, you know, we was we was it you're gonna leave that bitch. No, the niggas never leave, niggas never leave their bitch, girl.
SPEAKER_01That's the fuck they do. But guess what? The thing is, you always lose them how you get them. So you gotta say that too.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I don't learn from other people's situations.
SPEAKER_01You gotta be real careful with that right there. You know what I'm saying? You can't really be careful.
SPEAKER_07If he was cool with fucking with you, why you fucking with her, how much you think he's not gonna fuck with somebody while you fuck with you?
SPEAKER_01So have you ghost to someone because the chemistry just wasn't worth it? Definitely about to go to somebody with their teeth.
SPEAKER_09Can we have to erase that real fast?
SPEAKER_05It's live.
SPEAKER_09Oh, it's live, bitch.
SPEAKER_01Like you are maybe I can go back and um edit it at in the end, like after, but as of right now, sometimes I don't think we can, you know, this is live.
SPEAKER_07No, I go to people for a lot of things. I'm really it's a lot of motherfuckers out here.
SPEAKER_01Yo, no, yo, I have a fucking double sanded, and this is crazy. I I hate this because I don't like double sanders. I'm like one of them bitches, I don't like double sanders for nobody, like, but I am so superficial sometimes about certain shit. I will not fuck with you. It's just like uh egg for me. I can't like it could be anything. I just like you know what I'm saying? Like fuck the chemistry, you nigga. Like you got ugly feet. You could your feet look like that. I can't fuck with you.
SPEAKER_07Nah, honestly, because I don't want that shit ribbing up against mine, because my feet are cute as fuck.
SPEAKER_01So I don't I don't need you rasping me up and I don't think your feet like as a nigga, I'm not expecting you to have like nice feet, but but if your shit is like rotted off, like you got dry rot in your toes, like that's crazy. Get the fuck away from me.
SPEAKER_07I don't I'm feeling like that shit gonna rub off on my shit.
SPEAKER_01If you stink, if you have like a particular body odor, and it'll be shoes stink.
SPEAKER_07I can't I can't do it if a nigga shoes stink.
SPEAKER_01I feel like you're too old to have like what shoes your regular shoes that you just wearing out or your work because like if my nigga work boots, if he works and his feet stink, okay, his we will get him some, you know what I'm saying? Some foot spray. Yeah, but niggas know.
SPEAKER_07So they get this, they should have their own foot spray. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_01Like I feel like if it's just some feet, if it's your if your feet stink like every day, like your regular shoes, you take your shits off, they stink. Nah, we're not doing that.
SPEAKER_02I can't fuck with you those.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no. Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_07I can't do that.
SPEAKER_01It's enough for me.
SPEAKER_07I just started dating baby daddies because last year the on 2024, I didn't baby date baby. Like I was if you had a baby, you couldn't date me, even though you know, I didn't give a fuck. That was my double standard. Nowadays, I'm like, okay. All right.
SPEAKER_01I mean, I guess with moments, I guess. I'm just trying to see. I was trying to um, I wanted to like because it was like I said, a few people was watching, but I wanted to anyway, anyway. Besides sex, what's one of the things that makes a woman or a man unforgettable on the first date?
SPEAKER_07What you mean with you mean besides sex, sex be on the first date?
SPEAKER_01Um plan, bitch. We're not gonna sit here and play, sister. We're not gonna sit here and play. So if you do it raw as hell, if you want to that nigga on the first day, bitch, you better go ahead and that nigga on the first.
SPEAKER_07No, I be clinching my vagina, I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't because when I have sex, I like to give head and shit like that. I can't be a first link for uh lick lick liquor. I can't do that.
SPEAKER_01You ain't about to live, you ain't about to name me that's I don't think you but I feel like you can have sex on the first day, but you don't gotta do everything. Like, no, I'd be liking to do everything.
SPEAKER_07That's that's my issue. That's probably that's why I don't because I like to do everything. Okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_01I'm not, I'm not, I'm not me not doing all that because no, you don't get all that. I gotta, you know what I'm saying? I gotta see what you bring into the thing first, and we'll be doing after this, and then yeah, you can get that. But you're gonna for right now, you won't get some wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. Yeah, sorry.
SPEAKER_07That shit don't work for me. I can just die.
SPEAKER_01And that's gonna be that. That's what the fuck is gonna be, bitch. I'm not about to see him even play. But if I'm gonna fuck a nigga the first, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna fuck him.
SPEAKER_07But what's like unsexual though? Shit, me act like I'm about to pay for something. You like, why would you bring your wallet out? Yeah, for sure. I was just testing you, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_01Pay it for me, yeah. Uh, because I'm not even about to sit here and play that type of game with no nigga. I'm not bringing my wallet out. I'm not even acting like I'm about to bring my own wallet out.
SPEAKER_08Like, wait, that's like like then you already pay for the day, y'all go to somewhere like miscellaneous, like a miscellaneous day, right?
SPEAKER_07Is it miscellaneous? What? What's miscellaneous? Okay, so for me, I feel like all my first days start off all day, like they start off from like the middle, like at least 12 o'clock, and then we're still hanging out till like 12 a.m. So we obviously go to the store in between then. If I act like I'm about to pay for like a rap or like anything, and you actually let me pay for that shit, you gotta go.
SPEAKER_01But he got it, it's a bad thing if you pay for it.
SPEAKER_07It's a bad thing if I pay for it. Oh, if you be like, so you telling me like say we go to the store, I'm like, Oh, I'm thirsty. We're driving around to the next you know location or whatever, I'm like, I'm thirsty, or something like that, or I needed a wrap for smoking, you know what I'm saying? We go inside the store, and I have my wallet on me, but I don't want to have to use that motherfucker, and you let me use that motherfucker.
SPEAKER_01So let me say something. Like, when I first moved to LA, I feel like that was so strictly like like that's like an LA type of thing, like a California, I don't know, West Coast thing. Because one thing about I can't say about Kaza in New York, like if you with them, like if you out and y'all, you know what I'm saying, y'all kicking it, they gonna make sure you got like just like shit like that.
SPEAKER_07Like, you know, yeah, southern boys, I feel like they be taking care of everything, they don't play that shit, literally. But out here, these West boys, I think they're the bad bitches. So, yeah, you got it. I remember one nigga took me out and was hanging out, and then I had to come back home and I was gonna come out. Let me get some food for me and my baby. And so we went to pop got Papa's. He was hungry too, so he got his food, he ordered his food, and I said, Oh, it's gonna be separate. I was joking, and he'll give me a pump, like, yeah, because bitches be thinking I gotta pay for these kids' kids' food too.
SPEAKER_01I said, Well, first of all, yeah, I would have just paid for my own kid's shit because I'm not expecting no nigga to pay for my shit. But I feel like if you was gonna pay for my shit, like why would you not literally? That's that's like, but yeah, no, like I definitely have the money.
SPEAKER_07That's why I said that's why I I pay for it myself. But like, you trying to give me a fist bump and give me more power to me? No, bitch, less power to you. No, no, no, I only did.
SPEAKER_01Um I don't know, because I'm fucking sick, I'm tired. Like, honestly, I feel like we grew up a center of small, no scrubs, and a lot of these a lot of these niggas became just that.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, passenger side talking to me.
SPEAKER_01They became just that yo, not bad bitches. The next section is like red flags, boundaries, you know, like culture like that, right? What's the biggest red flag in 2026 dating culture?
SPEAKER_07I got a couple not opening my door, opening my door and complaining about it, having a chime card as your only bank.
SPEAKER_01She don't like that chime card shit, y'all. My sister said if you got a fucking chime card, get the fuck out, honey.
SPEAKER_07You can't teach me shit if you got a chime card. Only it's like if that no other bank fucking with you, you cannot teach me shit.
SPEAKER_01And um, I I feel her with that, you know what I'm saying? Like, cause you know, and I'm not, you know what? I'll be you know what, no, no, because I feel like hey, what the fuck you got in your child account? Because if you can have more your child accounts than I got in my motherfucking BMO Chase motherfucking bank bank of America, well, like you know what I'm saying, like you could have more money in your account than I got in mine. So, I mean, it don't really matter. I feel like little.
SPEAKER_07He probably wasn't wow.
SPEAKER_01Why and when he backed up, that means I was a little wow. No, I was a little wild while I be back in my day. I used to, I popped a check or two, you know, for some little lame, you know, and whatever, whatever. And yeah, but I'm not I'm not judging him for that. I'm I want to know what the fuck you is up now. What's your funds looking like right now? Can you take me out? Like, do I gotta pay for my own double double or you got it?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, me paying for my I feel like on a date, you asking me on a date. If I ask you on a date, because I do ask niggas on a date. If you if I ask you on a date, I got it. You know what I'm saying? I don't expect you to pay for nothing.
SPEAKER_01If you ask me on a date and you expect me to pay for something, asking me on a date and then asking me to pay for my own.
SPEAKER_07If I wanted to go out and pay for my own shit, I would have done that without you, bitch. Like, I can't do that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I don't matter of fact, can we get the bill? You can put it, you can put it separate. Bag my shit, bitch. I'm taking my fucking wig off. And nigga, we about to throw hands when you get in this parking lot. Cause excuse me, you made me come out of my fucking house.
SPEAKER_07You asked me on a date, and don't even do like a little joke, like you got your half. It's fine, babes.
SPEAKER_01No, that shit right there would turn me off. Like, so if the day was going like okay, and I was like, you know what, the day is it's not, it's not the best date, but he looked good, right? Yeah, I wanna fuck. I'm horny, so I'm I'm I'm trying to fuck at the end of the night. This nigga says some shit, like you got your hat. Pussy dry. I don't even fuck this nigga. Pussy dry. Let me could you take me home, please? Like, and I'm about to be quiet the rest of the route home and be at my phone like this. Like, all you're gonna see is the light on my for my glasses on my phone. Like, oh, that's what you're gonna see.
SPEAKER_07You gonna we ain't gonna see me talking shit because my my shit is bright. My fucking words is big as fuck. I can't see, so they're gonna see me talking.
SPEAKER_01Like this broke ass me on ask me to pay for my half, and then yo, and then the crazy about it is when they drop you off, they be trying to like pull your arm like the date went good, bro.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, talking about a nightcap. A night cap. Here's the cap of the night, bitch.
SPEAKER_01Next time you ask a bitch to go on a date, pay for the whole thing, or just don't go out, and don't make no weird ass jokes. Even if you was, you know what I'm saying? Even if you was, like, don't do that, don't do that. I don't like because we're not playing. I'm too old to be playing, nigga.
SPEAKER_07I'm trying to say, like, if you don't have it to go out, then just don't go out. Like, it's you can say, let's go to a view. We don't always have to, you know, go spend money if you don't got it. I hate I had a motherfucker trying to impress me and then blame me for them being broke. You the one trying to impress me, bitch.
SPEAKER_01Like so unnecessary because it's like, bro. But then we'll be going because another thing, I got a cafe right on the corner by my house. You can meet me there.
SPEAKER_07Literally, like we can go get coffee, like motherfuckers don't be.
SPEAKER_01Yo, let me that makes me think of yo. I met this guy on an internet. He was like like Middle Eastern, some type of, you know what I'm saying, Arab guy. This nigga went talking about how he like black girls and he likes fit girls and oh Thursday, I'ma take you out because I'm free and this and that at the birth, and we want to go get drinks, and you wanna eat, and I'm like, grind up here from this nigga again, and this mind you it was just like what the fuck you could have did all that not yapping, all that shit, you could have kept.
SPEAKER_07But the thing is, like, I be selling niggas dreams too nowadays, like hell yeah, yeah, mm-hmm. And so you show me something, that's when I believe you for real.
SPEAKER_01No, but it wasn't he wasn't even selling me a dream because I think it was nine times out of ten, I was not gonna see the girl. You know, I work, bitch. I'm not fucking going out on a little Thursday with no nigga. What a bitch. I'm at home. I'm home, I'm in my bed, bitch. I'd be at yo on a weeknight. Miss Mamas be in her bed by seven. I love going out on weeknights. It's my shit.
SPEAKER_07Huh? I love going out on weeknights. It's my shit. It'd be too many people on the weekends, it'd be too many people on the weekends. I get overstimulated really fast.
SPEAKER_01I'm not a weekend. I'm not like I feel like I know. I like a weekend, but also I feel like I don't have we don't have to go. Yo, my favorite date, my favorite date is the drive-in. I love it and I love the drive in. Like, I love the drive in because I feel like it's intimate, it's just first of all, it's just me, right? I feel like we can talk, we can, you know what I'm saying? First of all, you know, I smoke.
SPEAKER_07Miss Mama's is she smoked, so and they do not give it Callie, they don't give a fuck if you smoke in your car.
SPEAKER_01Exactly. So I just want to, you know what I'm saying, chill because we find out what you want to do outfit on, we can grab snacks beforehand.
SPEAKER_07We like snacks.
SPEAKER_01Shout out to the rest in peace to the 99 sister because the 99 used to be the spot where you can get all the snacks and all the you know what I'm saying before the movies to go to the 99 and get your fucking your snacks and get your shit and just drive up in there. Go to fucking Carl's Jr. I used to love to go to Carl Jr. and get me some fucking chicken tenders and shit.
SPEAKER_07My shit was a two-piece pop um at Popeyes. Give me that, ready and some rice.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, just go and chill and get to know each other and have a great time. And if you wanna do a little something, you can, you know, because they like you know, ain't nobody looking at your shit, everybody.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, literally, literally, it's so it's so fun.
SPEAKER_01I feel like I feel like the job to is so fun.
SPEAKER_07The people on the on the on the east coast, they don't really know about that because um that sucks because you don't gotta leave a comfortable spot like of your car, like that's a vibe.
SPEAKER_01I love the drive and it's a vibe because it's like honestly, it's low-key like an extension of your living room.
SPEAKER_07I feel like you literally do whatever you know saying whatever the fuck you would do in your living room, like it's dark, it's like, yeah, you don't gotta worry about nobody else, you don't gotta worry about hearing nobody else. Turn that radio. Well, if you got a good battery, it matters if your battery is.
SPEAKER_01No, they have they fucking um they come and give you a jump, they come give you a jump. Really? Yeah, they gave me a jump. I mean, this nigga got stuck there, bitch. Y'all in the crazy shit. Yo, he was jump, bitch. Like, I wanna argue. I'm like, yo, they about to give us a jump. Like, yo, we got into an argument because of that. Like, mind you, they don't want you to, they don't want you to have your lights on, but I gotta keep turning turning the car on every couple of and you know the lights automatically come. If you from California, you know your everybody calling at daytime lights come on automatically. As soon as you cut the fucking car on, the lights come in, they come and knock on the window every time. It's so embarrassing because it's like your car is the only bright ass lights on that fucking screen. Like, oh my god, you know? So the car, the batteries out, and we got into a fucking argument over that bullshit. And I was like, nigga.
SPEAKER_07Girl, you could have told him the sky was blue. He's like, No, it's orange.
SPEAKER_01Mind you, I had another car, like I had the SUV. I had a like a little black shit for fusion, low shit. We went to the driveway one time. This nigga trove over the curve in that little ass car, that low ass car. It was so fucking, it was like boom, boom. That shit was so loud and so hard. And I was not supposed to be mad. Bitch, I was not supposed to be mad. I'm like, yo, like I'm so thank God.
SPEAKER_08Thank the Lord, thank the Lord, thank the Lord.
SPEAKER_07We are better women now, and we know better.
SPEAKER_02No, for real, because okay, girl, let's fucking move on. Let's are you having fun?
SPEAKER_05I'm having a great time.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so I'm gonna ask you some fun hypotheticals. Risk it, about risk it isn't like stay and like fuck with him.
SPEAKER_07I'm bouncing. I gotta go to the bathroom real fast. Take it on my shit. Going to the front. I'm not even going to the bathroom direction. I'm going to the front.
SPEAKER_01You think I'm not doing it?
SPEAKER_07As soon as I feel like, oh yeah. Oh, what you doing on your phone? Just texting somebody back. I've had another nigga pick me up from somebody before.
SPEAKER_01Would you ever date someone for cloud size a social media flex?
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_01For me, I feel like it's a yeah and no because I feel like especially nowadays in 2026, like if you're not gaining anything in a relationship, like what are you really in the relationship for? You know what I'm saying? And if it's something that you can nowadays having followers and shit on social media, like you know, that's worth a lot of a lot, you know. So if it's if you can elevate me in that way, you know, like hell yeah. That's I feel like that's like yeah, that's the equivalent, that's the equivalent of me of a bitch putting motherfucking money to the side for a motherfucking rainy motherfucking day. Bitch, you gotta come in. You I feel like you awesome and they gotta leave out that motherfucker with something, like you can't just come into a relationship, like yeah, of course, don't let that be the meat and the fucking potatoes of the relationship, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_07But I don't see but you're still getting something from it, but that's because social media would help your career. I'm gonna be a corporate girl, I need to really not be on social media as well, yeah.
SPEAKER_01I get that, yeah. I mean, but even even in that aspect, it don't necessarily got necessarily to do anything but about what I want to do, like personally in my career, but I mean, like, just like anybody. I feel like like it, like you know, you want to whatever you want to do, like you want to be like a corporate girl, like people, he could have fucking a million followers on Instagram and have all these different deals, endorsing deals, and you know what I'm saying? You could you know what I'm saying, maybe put this person to he could put you to talk to this client, you know, this person and elevation, you know, like you just never know, like especially, you know, girl, we live in LA, like everybody is you gotta know somebody to know somebody to know somebody, bitch. Somebody gotta be, you gotta be able to, like, yeah, you gotta be bringing something to the table.
SPEAKER_07I don't think I want it bad enough because I don't I don't left lots of like good established people, popular people, and I really don't be giving a fuck. Fuck that, fuck you and that. I'll get in my own way. I figure like I'll just if it's meant for me to be, you know, popping on Instagram, I'll be popping on Instagram. You so I just I don't be fuck that fuck you. What fuck would you got for real? If you don't make me feel good, if I'm not safe, if I don't feel like I'm cool around you, you gotta go.
SPEAKER_02Somebody don't need it, right?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that was earlier, right in the beginning.
SPEAKER_00Who is this?
SPEAKER_07I don't that's why I asked you, girl.
SPEAKER_01I don't know who this person is.
SPEAKER_08I thought they I thought they sent me some money, so say something like a thank you. So I was like, thanks.
SPEAKER_01Can I see both outfit checks? Oh, he wants to see our outfits, he wants to see what we're doing.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, in the beginning, that's why I was like, oh my god, is the top half. All I guess the top half. That's I was like, here you go.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god, that's fucking hilarious. Has donated ten dollars.
SPEAKER_02Thanks for the thanks, thanks for your donate. What say something?
SPEAKER_09Bitch, I don't think he really donated ten dollars.
SPEAKER_01I think I don't think so either. Cause I'm like messing about, you know, you niggas who like you see, you see the corny shit. Yo, I'm fucking dead, yo. I swear to god.
SPEAKER_02Who made a comment?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that motherfucker was on here fast. Literally got on here, he got on talking about fish checks. Is this an adult um podcast you're gonna be on?
SPEAKER_09I'm like, we adults, yeah. Like, what you mean?
SPEAKER_01It ain't gonna be no fucking cooking card. Like, I mean, even if it I feel like that's still for the like, what does that mean? We should do a cooking one together though. You can do it. Yeah, we can. We can do like a little cooking, a little cooking. You know, I got like I've been doing like things like my little city girls, like recipes and shit. And okay, so we can definitely do some shit.
SPEAKER_07I'll make more than guacamole this time.
SPEAKER_01Yes, girl, she can make some good guacamole. Yeah, I like the best.
SPEAKER_02I'm telling y'all, I'm fucking telling y'all. So bitch.
SPEAKER_01Um, we almost fucking done, but I just got like a few more questions, you know. All right, dating in 2026. Is it about finding love or finding yourself?
SPEAKER_07I'm finding myself right now. I feel like it's my humble year. I literally said fuck love this year because it's like I'm not even who I want to be for my husband right now. You know what I'm saying? Like right now, I'm in school, so I feel like next year when I graduate, I'll be on a more type of love tip. Yeah, because I'll have something to bring to the table. I feel like right now, I'm not saying I don't have nothing to bring to the table, but right now I'm still building, I'm still practicing. I left my old, I left my old toxic shit, and that's like the healing process right now. I feel like right now it's all fun and games, and I'm not doing no real love shit right now.
SPEAKER_01But I feel like you're not gonna really learn how to know how to do that unless you really, you know, like you gotta do like I don't know. I feel like you gotta really practice, you gotta get practice, you gotta really date people. Like, oh, I'm not saying I'm not dating, but you gotta really love somebody, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02Like, I've been loving people.
SPEAKER_07I'm just not loving nobody right now, like it's all surface level shit right now. I don't cook for niggas no more unless you know we actually in a relationship when he's like you're my girlfriend, can't you be my girlfriend? I'm dating nobody else. That's when I do a cooking something for them. I don't but I'm not doing nothing for I'm not doing no girlfriend shit for no non-girlfriend stuff. Like, I'm not doing that.
SPEAKER_01Nah, I definitely feel you with that because niggas be expecting that.
SPEAKER_07It's like you're like, oh, you cook? Oh, you gotta make me something one day. Somebody literally said somebody literally said, fuck a date, you can just come over and cook for me. Nigga, what I'm not doing that. Fuck a date. No, fuck you, bitch. Next, get out of my husband's way.
SPEAKER_01Fucking say you could just come over and cook for me. No, I'm not, I'm not coming over to cook for you. No, you're not.
SPEAKER_05I'm a fucking chef, bitch.
SPEAKER_01Like these niggas, yo, I'm telling you, they love when you offer the bare minimum, like these niggas don't want to do nothing outside. You know what I'm saying? Like, they just want to do the bare minimum every fucking time.
SPEAKER_07Come on, we can watch movies. I don't want to. I've I I can literally have a TV here, I have a computer. I got access to every show I want to watch, every movie I ever want to watch, even the ones in theaters. I can do this at home without you.
SPEAKER_01Yo, and that'd be the thing. It's like anything that I can do in my house by myself, I don't necessarily want to do with you. Like, let's do some nigga. Can we go fucking canoeing?
SPEAKER_07Let's go Lake Tahoe, bitch. I want to let's go golfing, not top golf, actual golfing. That's what a niggas at. That's the one that the one money is for real. But anyway, golf course.
SPEAKER_01But and they got like houses off the goal. I'll be young. I'll be passing and going to work in the morning.
SPEAKER_02I mean, like, hmm, Monday. Maybe I need to go jogging in this neighborhood, right?
SPEAKER_01Maybe you'll fly. Yo, I said that you see my problems. I need to start walking around my neighborhood, girl.
SPEAKER_07I need to stop because your neighborhood, I'm sure we got a lot of lives, a lot, a lot of lives.
SPEAKER_01Mine, I wouldn't dare walk. You know, of course, we're not going jogging in hopes of finding a rich and successful man to sweep ups off our feet, and so we never have to work again.
SPEAKER_02But I am I mean I'm not mad at you, sis.
SPEAKER_07I wanna I want my husband to make enough money to where I don't have to work, but I can, you know what I'm saying? I can make my own shit to help us out, but I don't want to have to. Because if I gotta do that, I'm not gonna cook every day, I'm not gonna, you know, be doing all the cleaning. We're gonna be both doing all that shit. If I'm doing that, we're doing everything together.
SPEAKER_01I feel it, Miss Mamas. I'm not even mad at you because I feel the same motherfucking way. Cause I can't be, I can't be your fucking superwoman.
SPEAKER_07I can't refuse, let's see black women as superwomen. No, I'm not doing that. I done seen the superwomen be sad, miserable, and depressed. Get left. No, I'm not, I'm not that. I'm not superwoman. Superwoman's actually white. If we look at the goddamn stories, she's not black.
SPEAKER_01So I'm gonna ask you a question. Do you have any advice for your younger self on love, confidence, and boundaries?
SPEAKER_07Yes, stick to the boundaries you set in your head because niggas will go by them. Don't be worried about oh, he might not like me no more. No, if he don't, he's not with you, he's not for you anyway. So stick to your shit, bitch.
SPEAKER_01Yes, set to your shit, set them, set them, set them, yeah, set them and stick them. God damn it, stick to them. Don't let nobody make you feel like you have boundaries for a reason. Literally, don't let nobody make you feel bad about what the fuck you are willing to accept for you. That part, don't let nobody oh, because a motherfucker, they love to make you try to try to make you feel bad. Literally, it's those is just my boundaries. There's some things I'm just you know what I'm saying, I'm just not willing. Some lines are just not willing to cross.
SPEAKER_07And just because you're cute, don't mean I'm gonna make my bounds. Like, I don't give a fuck. There's a lot of cute niggas out here. There's so many people out here in this world that if this one person doesn't like you, I bet you a hundred thousand other others will.
SPEAKER_01That part. So let me ask you, this is the last question. Um it's not the last question, but it's like the last in the section. Yeah. If you could describe what a 2026 woman brings to the table besides pussy, what's on what's one of that is peace, love, being catered to.
SPEAKER_07Niggas, I feel like nowadays dudes are so focused on making that money, and like no one's catering to them. So right now, I feel like the girls are trying to cater and show the niggas that they decorate rooms for them nowadays. You know what I'm saying? It's it's the reciprocation. Having somebody care for you is so important nowadays. I feel like that's what women bring. Women are cooking nowadays, they get on that cooking tip nowadays. You know, cooking micro definitely puts some fire up under these girls' asses because it was a little jealous at first, and then they're like, Oh, why you don't cook? You know what I'm saying? So, you know, feeding them emotionally, spiritually, physically. I feel like just that softness, niggas need that softness sometimes too. Everything's so aggressive in their life, and you know, their job, they mean coming home to some soft shit. I feel like some loving shit.
SPEAKER_01You know, I'm gonna add something to that. Like, I want like, especially as being a black woman, I wanna ask because I me personally, I I see myself dating like black men. Like, I feel like I feel like we bring a sense of protection and familiarity too, you know, to the situation too. I feel like a lot of times I know black men like to date outside the race or date these racially ambiguous women, but the ones that get it, get it because you can't like relate to this bitch.
SPEAKER_07Like, and you know you can't when the kids are down, it's gonna be you against her, not us against the world.
SPEAKER_01That part, that part, bitch. Like, I feel like we got some nice little pits. I can't wait to like chop this little situation up, and yeah, I can't wait. But um bitch, I forgot what the fuck what the fuck I was talking about. Anyway, yeah, that's another the other, but that's the other I think that's another thing that we bring to the table besides pussy, you know what I'm saying, just being an ear to literally on, like you can really soak, you know, like I'm saying, like at when you lay in bed, like you can really say some shit to to me, you know what I'm saying? Your black woman, you know what I'm saying, your black queen, and I can really I can really relate and yeah, you've some honest feedback and listen.
SPEAKER_07My vulnerability, you can be vulnerable with me. Yeah, the world is already harsh on them already. It's a black man, the world's already throwing a thousand things at you. I'm not the one that's gonna be doing that, I'm the one that you can bring it to. Lay your burdens down, we're gonna figure that out.
SPEAKER_01That's a whole fact, but we're gonna go ahead and get to the you know, the last little questions and wrap this shit up. It's we've been up here for two hours. No, I'm fucking uh, you know, I had so much fun, I'm not gonna lie. Like we like I really, I really did. I really had so much fun tonight.
SPEAKER_07Let's take a shot. Fuck it. Before we start the next session.
SPEAKER_08Oh okay. Okay. You sure?
SPEAKER_09Have you seen the the new grinch, the one at like universal studios? Oh damn, that's why you didn't get it. Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_01Jack A. Harris from Sister The Cheers bitching one.
SPEAKER_00I'll be here.
SPEAKER_01Okay. In one sentence, define twenty twenty-six dating. Like the vibes of dating.
SPEAKER_07You said what, my son?
SPEAKER_01In one in one sentence, describe define your twenty twenty-six dating vibe. Blissfulness.
SPEAKER_07I'm very spoiled. I'm very make sure you got your flowers. I'm very open on my doors. I'm not accepting shit less than princess treatment, and that's bare minimum. So, you know, blissful.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so if I'm nigga dating you with 2026, basically he just needs to understand that princess treatment only.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, because the bare minimum shit is I was already accepting bare minimum shit. So now I'm up in my game. Now you gotta do more than bare minimum to make me like impressed to make me want to fuck you for real. Yeah, you gotta show me some shit.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, I definitely feel that. And me, I just feel like you gotta have some type of goals. Like for me, have some type of goals, we'll be doing it, yeah. Because if you ain't got no ambition, you ain't got no goals, you don't want to do nothing with your life, you don't see yourself, you don't see nothing else.
SPEAKER_07He don't want more for his life, like just regular shit, like he wanna do more for his life or aspire to be more.
SPEAKER_01You know, like yeah, it's gonna be a no for me, pop.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, because you can't be hanging out the corner store all day long with your friends.
SPEAKER_01Absolutely not, absolutely not, yeah. Um advice for anyone navigating love, life, and messiness in 2026. Keep it real.
SPEAKER_07Potential is dead. Potential is dead. Do not date somebody for potential, they're never gonna get there. If they wasn't there when they met you, I'm not playing, I'm not gonna say like that. Potential is dead, dating somebody for their potential, especially if you over. I've been doing it wrong. I've been dating niggas for their potential this whole time, and I'm still gonna go. I've been doing it wrong. Do not date for their potential, especially if you over the age of 30.
SPEAKER_01It's just not that hard. You see the potential, but he guess what he don't see that shit. That part, that's what I'm saying. You're gonna listen, especially if he's some if he's an ignorant ass nigga, you know what I'm saying? If he's looking at you trying to elevate him as trying to change him, baby, he's lost. It's nothing that you can do about that.
SPEAKER_07You might as well go ahead and cut your boss that don't want to change for himself.
SPEAKER_01Well, Miss Mama said on on uh uh on public justice, I ain't in the business of keeping them niggas that don't want to be kept.
SPEAKER_07Literally, and that part on to a nigga check on that. Literally, do not if you think a nigga is cheating and you're trying to keep him from that, a nigga gonna cheat regardless, okay? Find you niggas that don't cheat because niggas don't not every nigga cheats, not every nigga cheats, because niggas gonna do that regardless. You can't, no matter what you do. Not every nigga won't cheat, though. No, that's what I said. Not I said, not every nigga cheats. I said, but a nigga who does does want to cheat, gonna cheat regardless. You can't stop a nigga from cheating if that's what he wants to do. So you're trying to make sure you get all his social medias and all that shit. Calm down, mama. Because if he's gonna cheat, that's what he's gonna do. Like if there's if that's what he wants to do, that's what he's gonna do. Find your nigga that don't want to cheat. That's it. Cause there aren't loyal niggas out there. That's a whole fact, like you can't make you can't stop a nigga from doing whatever he wants to do. You can't stop it. Yeah, that's you can't like literally, literally, I let a nigga do what he wanna do so I can know what I want to do, so I can see how I'm going to treat him.
SPEAKER_01Okay, I feel like we're gonna close the we're gonna close the show off with like some rapid fire, quick, some quick, quick, quick, a couple of quick questions, okay?
SPEAKER_07I'm a couple shots in, let's do it.
SPEAKER_01All right, champagne a line, champagne, champagne. I know, so you know, I used to have a crush on Kodak Black because I feel like no, not because this before Kodak was a fucking crackhead, like I'll talk about like you know what I'm saying. But yeah, I used to love him because he was just so country and Haiti and so ghetto. I love that the shampoo didn't I? Let me tell you something. The pandemic was a crazy time, girl. Oh my god, it was all going through something. I think it was spores and shit. Yeah, okay, but anyway, spicy sweet talk or spicy moods. Sweet talk me.
SPEAKER_07Sweet talk me would get me into that spicy shit. Because, like, on your soul, you want to dig fun. You did, aren't you? Because sometimes, like, spicy shit. I don't know how to like unless I'm already in that mode, don't talk talking spicy.
SPEAKER_01And also, I feel like it depends on like it depends on the person, it depends on the situation, you know, like it really does because I'm not just about to be, you know what I'm saying, fucking with, like, like, like, I mean, I mean, I'm sorry, it depends on the person also in the situation, I guess, that we're in, because like if I fucking with you for a long time, and you know what I'm saying, I feel like just yeah, I think it's like you could you you could talk some spicy shit and we can really, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, talk that talk. But if I don't know you, yeah, and we can still know each other.
SPEAKER_07If I don't know you, all that spice to talk, give me the fucking ick.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. So, like, if I don't know you, I'm more of a you know, that's that's sweet. If you especially if you're trying to DK get in my drawers, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm trying to get the pussy, and I don't know you, sweet talk me because that's the only way you're gonna get it. If you if you think you're gonna get it by fucking and I probably shouldn't even fucking be saying no shit like this, because now these niggas will probably be trying to sweet non-saying.
SPEAKER_07I had a nigga like, oh, what kind of guy do you like? Just so I can be that for two seconds, you know. I'm like, just show me the nigga you are so that way I know how to move around you.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like exactly. That's it, that's all niggas be want you, they be wanting to tell you what the fuck you like so they can be fake as soon as they got your ass. They want to know the whole thing. Come out, and then y'all can't fucking go nowhere. Now you stuck, bitch. Nah, hell nah. I'll rebuke that. Me moving on, bitch. Next text back immediately or play a little.
SPEAKER_07I play games, I'll be texting back. If I like you, I'm texting back immediately. That's that's so for anyone who's watching, and I'll be texting sporadically or like lagging. I don't fuck with you. That's just facts. I text immediately.
SPEAKER_01Well, I'm kind of see, I'm busy, I'm kinda mixy with that because I feel like I be busy a lot. I have I bitch, you know, I got so much shit to do, right? I bitch, once we get off this fucking stream, I gotta do I got homework to do to like yeah, it's it's it's a lot. I be, you know, and working and just trying to and everything and whatever.
SPEAKER_07But I mean, like when you see it, not like just oh, you know what I'm saying? Like when you finally see it, I text back.
SPEAKER_01But but I can see, I feel like I'll be around my phone enough so I can see when you text me, you know what I'm saying? Like, and I might not if I like I might not reply right then and then because I've seen it already, but I reply later on because I was busy and I feel like I just didn't want to reply right now.
SPEAKER_07Nah, you would piss me the fuck off. I blocked your ass.
SPEAKER_01What? Why I'm doing other stuff, I'm doing other stuff besides texting. I'm not texting right now.
SPEAKER_07Like, okay, my bad, I'm busy. Two seconds, two seconds, it takes two seconds to let somebody know you're busy right now.
SPEAKER_01Now I know I feel it's disrespectful to have your read receipts on and then not text back because now it's like bitch, you bitch. I love that. No, that's being rude. I love it. Like I sometimes, and sometimes I just text people back like at once, you know what I'm saying? When I'm in bed and like I'm watching TV, I just want to everybody, girl. You know how like you fucking. Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning. Oh, I'll be trying to yo, oh my god, I'll be trying to get all my text like when I so like when I'm in the car going to work. I try to get my good morning text in hey, or if I text you when I wake up, like if you text back, like and I like I'm not I don't say nothing for a while, I'm getting dressed and shit, and then it's like I'm doing shit, and then I try to get everybody back while I'm in the car, and then once I get out the car, I can't text bitches. I don't know when next time I'll text you back, you know what I'm saying? So I just text sporadically, like that's just what we're talking about when you're not busy though, when they're night, when you're not busy, you playing or you texting back fast? Oh no, if I'm not busy, if I'm laying in my bed and like not watching, oh yeah, I'm texting back.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, because you like them, but if I don't like you, I'm gonna see your shit with the red on, and then I'll be hit you when I'm bored.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, me too. Me too. That's that's how I feel too. Like, I'm not funny about which uh really.
SPEAKER_01This is the last question. Humor, hustle, or confidence. What's non-negotiable in twenty twenty-six?
SPEAKER_07It's like you can't have one without the other. All three. All three. All three are non-negotiable. Because you can't have money and be boring. I'm gonna leave you. You can't have humor and be broke, I'ma leave you. Then you can't be have money and humor and be fucking insecure. I'm not about to be like, you know what? You are fucking handsome. You're so I'm gonna say you're handsome, but you like no, I'm ugly. You're like, well, that's how you feel.
SPEAKER_01And insecure motherfucker is a dangerous motherfucker.
SPEAKER_07That's literally like well, you're a confident bitch.
SPEAKER_01You've got you know what I'm saying? You know if you can't take the pressure of taking the bad bitch, don't be the bad bitch. That nigga will try to, you know, we're not doing that. I feel I definitely feel you on that. I mean, you gotta have all three, you gotta be humorous. You know what? Honestly, you even gotta be humorous. You could be as long as you can hustle, you got that hustle and you got confidence. Like that's all that matters. Like the nigga could be corny, he like, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_07Hey, I feel like corny is like humor. It's like I'm laughing at you, but I'm still laughing, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_01No, I'm talking like I'm not I guess you laugh the position me in. I'm talking about will anybody laugh if he said like no, it's not like you know that's all that mattered.
SPEAKER_07Like, you know, bitch should be laughing at your jokes anyway.
SPEAKER_01What you ain't a fucking comedian? Nah, yeah, I mean, I get it, but that's what I'm saying. So the humor don't really matter. Like, I don't give a fuck, like, if he's not like me, like if he's not, he don't got no humor to him. Oh, as long as he's not no stick in the fucking mud type of nigga, you know what I'm saying? Weirdo, then we fine. Like as long as he try, if he's trying to have some human, and then I'm with all that.
SPEAKER_07I'm I'm really goofy, I got a really goofy personality, especially when I'm close and comfortable with you. I don't want to be doing some weird shit. You like this bitch a weirdo, you know what I'm saying? No, laugh at me or with me, like what and me too, yo.
SPEAKER_01I yo, I remember one time I I fucking posted like on on on social media, some one of these platforms like fuck some. I was like, I was like, what I said, I was like, fuck. I was like, I said something, but it was like, can I do my British accent around you though? Like I'm type, I'm that type, because you know what I'm saying? Like that part, can I just be randomly in in the kitchen and then you hear me talking about some Cheerio? But you like to come home, like yeah, yeah, you look at me like what the fuck is wrong with you? You gotta go. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, you fucking stupid, like you know, like I don't know. I don't I just don't want no weird ass nigga. Don't be no fucking weirdo if you out there, if you're trying to that make me feel annoying, I feel like you gotta be, I feel like you gotta support me like I support me. You know what I'm saying? Like you can't be out here trying to compete with me or trying to, you know what I'm saying, dem my light because yeah, you know what I'm saying? Because I feel like I'm not trying to my own home, but I feel like bitch, my my my my my my light is like shining like bright, and I feel like a lot of people see that, like you know what I'm saying, motherfuckers, especially the people that I date, like they see that, and if you're not you know what I'm saying, are quit for that, like they will they just be haters, and it'd be crazy, yo, it'd be so baffling to us as females because we automatically assume that the like you know what I'm saying, only we gotta we gotta be competing with these bitches because that's you know what I'm saying, like not even knowing that the nigga that you yeah, and you the nigga that you compete with is the nigga that you lay next to every night because this nigga is mad because he sees your potential and he knows he ain't shit, he know that outside of this relationship, this would be or that you can do better, huh?
SPEAKER_07Or that you can heat when the nigga know that you can do better, he gets to competing with you it's making you feel like you're not shit. Like my ex would be like, I better pull better bitches than you. Let's let's put her back. Like, are we are we like why is this a my thing is if you can bag a bitch better than me, why the fuck? No, he's saying like he can peek, like he's saying, like, I I pull I'm I'll be pulling bitches sometimes. Sometimes I'll be feeling like I want a girlfriend, you know what I'm saying? So he's saying like he could pull better bitches than I pull.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_07Because I'm like, why are we in a competition?
SPEAKER_01I like that beast, the baddest bitch that you ever had. Don't even want to really fuck with you right now. You know what I'm saying? So if this just yo, you know, your ice is hell. If I say that, oh my god, I don't want to say that nigga name, but fuck it. I just had this nigga that all the time. Like, hey, I want to see this type of bitch like outside of me, I want to see you bag a bitch right motherfucking now, nigga. You can't nigga. Like the fuck? Are you dumb? Bitch, and you form the best thing that ever happened to you, like you're a fucking loser. Facts, and with that being said, y'all, we're gonna go ahead and wrap it up for the night.
SPEAKER_07I can't sing.
SPEAKER_01Um, Lynn, before we go, you want to tell everybody where I forgot to girl, I forgot to put the banana. You want to tell everybody where they can follow you on social media?
SPEAKER_07Oh, yeah, it's underscore eager rim and I'm gonna spell it underscore again. So it's underscore e-g.
SPEAKER_01She gotta get her shit together, y'all. She gotta get together. She wasn't expecting it.
SPEAKER_07Like, okay, so it's underscore e-g A R I M Y N N underscore.
SPEAKER_01Okay, you guys, and you already know me, your girl Morgan Chanel. Y'all can follow me at my Instagram is at official underscore n c i w and also follow us at city rose decoded on YouTube, Buzz Sprout, and on Instagram. And then I'm gonna go ahead and end the show, but I want you to hold on like behind like backstage real quick. I'm gonna put you backstage in the loo.
SPEAKER_05Bye.
SPEAKER_01All right, y'all. So thank you so much. I feel like y'all really rocked out with us for like two and a half hours. Thank you so much. This is something new that I you know wanted to try. Of course, y'all know I'm going to be back in with the new season of City Girls Decoded the podcast. And I'm gonna, I just I don't know what we're gonna do with this, like with the in real life situation, but to be determined. But anyway, like I said, thank y'all so much and follow us on all social medias. Make sure you like and subscribe, and good night.