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SPEAKER_02 0:06

What did you sneeze out?

SPEAKER_00 0:07

Why is it so green? Look at the all the audience can see that it's look green. Damn, you must be really sick. Alright, alright, hang on, hang on. I need to give you a thermometer to check your temperature.

SPEAKER_01 0:17

What?

SPEAKER_00 0:18

Alright, I'm gonna put this thing up in your Wait a what? To check the temperature.

SPEAKER_01 0:24

You're one winner later. Okay, I'm not a It's a thermometer, man. Yeah, the thermometer, I know where you end up putting it, but anyways, anyways, the sort of thing. Welcome, Professor. Hey. What's going on? What's going on? What's going on, man? Oh man, I'm still running with this nose. It's like definitely just driving me crazy. Oh, your nose is still running. It's still running. I mean it's it's this season, you know how it is.

SPEAKER_00 1:45

Oh yeah, that's right. That's right. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:47

Oh, sorry. What is this? What did you sneeze out?

SPEAKER_00 1:56

Why is it so green? Look at the audience can see that it's look green. Damn, you must be really sick. Alright, alright, hang on, hang on. I need to I need to give you a thermometer to check your temperature.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

What?

SPEAKER_00 2:06

Alright, I'm gonna put this thing up in your W what? To check the temperature. One, we know later.

SPEAKER_01 2:14

You're not gonna Okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:18

Not a It's a thermometer, man.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

Yeah, the thermometer. I know where you end up putting it, but anyways, anyways, so sorry about that. Alright, let's just let's continue with this. You know what? Professor Kook is feeling pretty good. Professor, let's make sure you put your put the mic closer to you.

SPEAKER_00 2:34

Yeah, I got you, man. I can I can see clearly.

SPEAKER_01 2:39

Alright, so let's talk about Disney. Lit Disney. First of all, who's your favorite character from Disney?

SPEAKER_00 2:45

Who's my favorite character from Disney?

SPEAKER_01 2:47

Favorite character from Disney, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:49

Uh Mickey.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

Mickey Mouse. Yeah, can you tell? Uh definitely I can tell. Alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so what why why why Mickey Mouse? Because Mickey Mouse is cool, man. Really? My my favorite character obviously has to be goofy.

SPEAKER_00 3:10

Oh, you look kind of goofy.

SPEAKER_01 3:11

Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, you look kind of goofy. Yeah, you gotta joke.

SPEAKER_00 3:15

I'm clearly not looking normal and then I'll look at normal and then you look goofy.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

Okay, okay. Here's the boca juice. What the heck is going on? Here. Yeah, we're gonna give you some boca juice. Anyways, all right, all right.

SPEAKER_00 3:26

There we go.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

Um what do you mean? Um okay Alright, Professor. Let's go less so I actually have a uh I have a I have a joke for you. What joke? Okay, you got joke? I didn't know that. Yeah, I got jokes already. All right, surprise. Surprise for me, right? Alright. It's always it's always like that. Okay, so here's the joke. So the joke is why uh let me give it a second. All right, uh what why uh why didn't you why can you not give Elsa a balloon? Why? Because she'll let it go.

SPEAKER_00 4:10

Oh wow, you actually got jokes.

SPEAKER_02 4:15

Oh my god! Woo!

SPEAKER_00 4:18

It's kind of late, but okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:22

Alright, all right, all right. Let's let's get into the details because obviously people want to know. So Disney studio, when was it born?

SPEAKER_00 4:29

Oh, Disney was born in 1923. That's when you were born.

SPEAKER_01 4:34

Uh okay, okay, okay, okay. It sounds like you got jokes. Alright, so okay, so it was born in 19 what? 23. 23 23, okay. Yeah, 23. Yeah. Yeah. That if I was born in that year, damn, that make that makes me a thousand years.

SPEAKER_00 4:57

No, come on now. You got better maps than that. Not a thousand years.

SPEAKER_01 5:01

No, not a thousand years, but yeah. Okay, so uh Disney Studios, uh, when was it born then? Where? Yeah, where was it born?

SPEAKER_00 5:09

Hollywood, California. Can't you tell? Just look at. You know what I'm saying? Got the style from Hollywood, you know?

SPEAKER_01 5:19

Okay, uh and how how did how did how did Disney come about? Like how how did it how did it like start it? Like what oh by Watch Disney. What?

SPEAKER_00 5:34

What Disney? W-A-L-T. Watch this Watch Disney, watch Disney. What? Disney.

SPEAKER_01 5:45

I think Professor Buku needs to drink a little more. Here, here Professor. Drink a little more. Here one second, hang on one second. Let's make sure. Let's make a show. So drink a little more. For the people, for the people. Okay, okay, okay. We gotta make sure that the people like it. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 6:05

Wait. It just wait wait wait. Okay. Okay, there we go. Okay. Okay, so you got more lame jokes? Yeah, I got lame more lame jokes.

SPEAKER_01 6:20

Give me some more lame jokes. Okay. For now, let's get to the Disney. Alright, Disney education. Yeah. Um, what is that all about?

SPEAKER_00 6:30

What's that all about? What Disney education was all about?

SPEAKER_01 6:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:34

Oh no, no, you know where he was born in Chicago, right? Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Disney was born in Chicago. Uh and then he was born in 1901. 1901? Alright. Okay. And then like. Where did the smell come from?

SPEAKER_01 6:50

Did you just rot? No, man. Come on. No, sir, so so.

SPEAKER_00 6:58

Oh, oh yeah, his education. Okay, oh, he didn't he actually didn't even finish high school. That's how much of a genius he was. That's wow, right? But he actually got some honorary degree. Really? Yeah, honorary degree from uh like from Yale, Harvard, and I forget another school. Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:20

What about Mickey Mouse and Mini? What can you tell me about Mickey Mouse and Mini?

SPEAKER_00 7:23

Oh, Mickey, Mouse and Mini. Yes. You know, uh, Mickey Mouse and Mini, they are supposed to be like a couple, right? Okay. Yeah. On screen they're a couple, right? Okay. And then actually they never got married on screen. They never got married? Yeah. Kinda kind of cool, right? But you know what's cool? What's cool? The people who actually voiced Mickey and Minnie, they got married in real life. In real life? Yeah. Wow. That's wild, isn't it?

SPEAKER_01 7:57

Wow, wow. Yeah? Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. Okay, so so getting back to Mickey Mouse. Um, I heard something about facial. Like people couldn't get in in Disneyland. Where if you have facial hair. You got that?

SPEAKER_00 8:10

Oh, yeah. What is that all about? No, no, no, no, no. It's not like so much they cannot get in Disneyland. It's more like for the employee. They have like very, very strict pol they had very, very strict policy. Okay. Like uh to make sure that the employee didn't have like facial hair and something for a long time. Okay. But now they are they allow their employees to go work uh with like facial hair, but it has to be nicely goomed. Like my facial hair. You see what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 8:37

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00 8:37

Yeah, you see? It's nicely gum.

SPEAKER_01 8:39

Oh, okay. Yeah, that's funny. What about Disney's world worldwise? I mean, I know it's franchised everywhere. There's one in in Shanghai, there's one in Orlando, there's one in California. I'm sure there's plenty more, right?

SPEAKER_00 8:50

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot. I think so. You know, but I I know that like Disneyland is in California. California, yeah. And Disney World is in Florida.

SPEAKER_01 9:01

Florida, yeah. Oh, just for that. Finish your bunko juice. The viewers want to make sure that you can you can definitely smell the bunko juice. Because if you don't, all the way, everybody wants to see the you smell it. Alright. Alright. So, anyways, Professor.

SPEAKER_00 9:22

What did you put in there?

SPEAKER_01 9:24

We didn't put anything. Alright, Professor. So, getting back to Disney. What what else can you tell me about Professor?

SPEAKER_03 9:33

One pillow of parents, little.

SPEAKER_00 9:35

What did you put in that bungaljuice? Why does it smell like doo-doo?

SPEAKER_01 9:42

Alright, anyways. Uh Professor, originally, how much did the ticket cost at Disneyland in the back back in the day?

SPEAKER_00 9:48

Originally it was like $3.50. $3.50, man. Yeah, $3.50. Yeah, now you know it's like uh $100 some dollar to $200 some dollar. Yeah, that's that's that's a lot, man. Yeah, that's like you go, uh it's like it's like I go to Disneyland and I lost an arm. Wow. No, I'm just kidding. That is true. Oh, yeah. You only asked me about Disneyland. What about Disney World? Okay, what about Disney World? Ah, Disney World, actually, you you know what is interesting about Disney World? What is always considerable? The size of Disney World is so big. That is roughly the size of the city of San Francisco. Roughly the size of San Francisco. Okay. Wow, that's big, isn't it? Wow, that is big. That's wild stuff.

SPEAKER_01 10:40

Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. Okay, what what what it have you visited Disneyland in Disney World?

SPEAKER_00 10:45

When I was sleeping, I couldn't afford it. I have to do a GoFundMe page so I can go to like Disneyland.

SPEAKER_02 10:54

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 10:57

Like he said, what not for me? Because I'm technologically so advanced. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 11:03

That's that's that's that's hilarious. Okay. Speaking of hilarious, here's a here's here's another uh here's another joke for you. You ready? Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 11:11

You can another lame joke?

SPEAKER_01 11:13

Here goes Yeah, another lame joke, okay. Why why why uh excuse me though why are there no planes where Peter Plan lives? Why? Uh because there's a little sign that says never land.

SPEAKER_00 11:33

Death surely is lame. Yeah, lame like you now that's even more lame. What did you just say?

SPEAKER_01 11:46

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Uh here well okay, let's let's give you another joke.

SPEAKER_00 11:50

Okay, okay, more lame jokes.

SPEAKER_01 11:52

Audience PP for more lame jokes. Alright. What do the seven dwarfs sing underway uh if underway to the rainbow? They'd be witch. Oh, that was a good one, but no. I ho I hold actually this one's not so lame. Yeah, that's true, that's true, that's true. Alright. Okay, so what else do we know about Disney? Okay, now where where now Disney Mickey Mouse is obviously a mouse, right? That's why we have the ears right here.

SPEAKER_00 12:32

If it's not a mouse, it will become Mickey Alligator. It's a Mickey Mouse, right? We call it Mickey Dog or Mickey Alligator or something.

SPEAKER_01 12:43

Oh, this joke is lame today. It's more lame than your eye.

SPEAKER_02 12:55

Okay. Yo, like this sexy pair here.

SPEAKER_01 13:02

Okay, Professor, uh you sure you're you're okay? It sounds like you need to drink some more milk with juice your own.

SPEAKER_00 13:08

Oh yeah, I I knew I knew what you put in there. You know, like now I feel like I'm like in my face. Wait. Alright. Alright, whatever. Alright, what else you got?

SPEAKER_01 13:30

Alright, uh your eye just fell off, but let's just let's just throw this away. Alright, so you alright, Professor No, no, no, give me back to me. Anyways, oh Professor. So yeah, besides that, what else what else can we talk about? Uh Disney. Oh my god. Oh, alright. Um what else do we know about Disney?

SPEAKER_00 14:01

Oh, we know a lot about Disney is that like uh Disney is cool.

SPEAKER_01 14:06

Oh Disney is waiting we need to get you on style.

SPEAKER_02 14:09

Yeah, hey, cook it!

SPEAKER_01 14:20

Alright. Alright, uh, what is the source of of okay? Here's a good question. Here's a financial question I gotta ask about this thing. Yeah, is it true that Disney every year, even even though so so far, uh there's always they're always coming up with different ideas, and they're always like no matter what, they're always bringing income.

SPEAKER_00 14:46

Why is that bringing what income speak English man? I guess there's a lot like yeah, our kids like to go to Disney.

SPEAKER_02 14:59

Yeah, they like to do the secret.

SPEAKER_01 15:12

Uh alright, Professor. Uh but besides besides uh knowing that the year of that it was born and and where it created and where where he was he I didn't even know he lived in Chicago. That's crazy. That's that's that's awesome.

SPEAKER_00 15:27

He was born and raised in Chicago, man. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_01 15:29

Yeah. So um okay, here's a here's a here's another another lame joke?

SPEAKER_00 15:35

Oh no. No more no more lame jokes.

SPEAKER_01 15:38

Uh okay, so uh regarding to horses in Disneyland.

SPEAKER_00 15:42

Oh yeah, they you know that they have some horses in Disneyland where they're on Main Street USA. Okay, yeah, so that's pretty cool, isn't it? That is cool. They're horses that like actually carry people like the the guests like around the area in the in Disneyland.

SPEAKER_01 15:58

Oh yeah, I see I mean that was a very interesting thing.

SPEAKER_00 16:08

Okay, it's like you're carrying around here, like you're carrying people around down the block.

SPEAKER_01 16:13

Okay, yeah, okay. So one thing I want to know about Disceline that you can tell me is what's your favorite character from Discillaner?

SPEAKER_00 16:23

We just told you earlier.

SPEAKER_01 16:24

I know, I know, but you it was Mickey Mouse.

SPEAKER_00 16:29

Dang you a dementia or something? Definitely, definitely need this demometer. I'll be in your again.

SPEAKER_01 16:39

Okay, I just wanted to see if you change your mind, that's it. Okay, okay, okay. Maybe you would have chosen goofy like me. What what happened? Goofy? Whatever. Okay, all right. No, no, no, no, but either way, either way. Yeah, uh, yeah. Well, you know what? He just got saved by the bell, and there's some more questions with that. But but I definitely want to say to everybody, I appreciate for logging in and subscribing and apologize, I'm still sick, but the show must go on, you know. No, he's not sick, he just late. I'm gonna I'm gonna Okay after this this we're done with this. But before we go, Professor has something always to show for us. Uh right here.

SPEAKER_00 17:26

Go ahead, Professor, I hold it for you. Okay, his uh website address is www.youtube.com forward slash at the bungu show. Don't forget to comment, don't forget to subscribe, and don't forget to like our video and share our video, and also let us know what topic you want us to go bongo on.

SPEAKER_01 17:48

Yeah, just just make sure that you know you get it the right way.

SPEAKER_00 17:54

What just happened?

unknown 17:55

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 17:58

What just happened? Alright.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

Anyways, uh, I'm so sorry. Uh I just want to say mahalo to all my Wahana and uh for subscribing and continue watching us and be bungus and uh uh you know stay safe, stay strong, stay healthy, and Professor Goku. Just keep it off there. Okay. All right, Professor, we gotta go. So so go ahead.