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SPEAKER_01 0:47

Welcome everybody to the Bunkoo Show with Professor Guckoo and Jim Bro. And on today's podcast, we're gonna be talking about that's right, football, right, Professor?

SPEAKER_00 1:01

Oh yeah, football. For the world, everybody calls football. Uh in America, we call soccer. But either way, we are going to talk about uh World Cup Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:16

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's right. It's not exciting. Very exciting. Yeah, it's exciting, man. So, first of all, like let's let's let's get to the point. Who are you cheering for?

SPEAKER_00 1:23

I am cheering for the England.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

Okay, okay, okay, okay. And I am cheering for Spain. Oh that's cool, that's cool. Anyways, anyways, okay, let's let's get to the point.

SPEAKER_00 1:43

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. England is gonna win this year, man. You know, it's coming home. Do not come.

SPEAKER_02 1:53

Do not come. I'm gonna come.

SPEAKER_01 2:00

Okay. Either way, either way, either way. Okay, so so when did the world club start?

SPEAKER_00 2:06

When did the world cup start? What stucks? What kind of studs? What year did the world cup start? Are you talking about this two stuff that way in front of the camera right now? Oh, when did the World Cup start it? Yeah, when did the World Cup started in 1930? Okay. Yeah, 1930. That's when you were about that's when your son was born.

SPEAKER_01 2:38

I have no son. Alright, alright.

SPEAKER_00 2:42

Okay, all right. So, yeah, do you know the first team that who who uh hosted the uh the World Cup was what team? Uruguay.

SPEAKER_01 2:52

Uruguay?

SPEAKER_00 2:53

Yeah and do you know who won the first World Cup? Who? Uruguay. Yeah, and do you know how many teams was on the in the first World Cup? Uruguay? I say how many teams, man. But that's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, here come the lame jokes again. Alright, okay. Alright, so it was 13 teams in the first World Cup. Okay, and that's about how much money is in my wallet right now. Okay, I don't even have enough money to buy a uh buy a meal at the moment. But anyway, it's all good, it's all good. Alright, any other questions you have for the World Cup?

SPEAKER_01 3:52

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so first of all, um I heard the the World Cup got stolen.

SPEAKER_00 3:58

Oh, the World Cup got stolen at one point. The World Cup trophy got stolen. The trophy. Right? The trophy was permanently stolen in 1983.

SPEAKER_01 4:08

Okay. Yeah. Wait, was it ever recovered?

SPEAKER_00 4:12

It was never recovered. The original World Cup trophy was never recovered. And and you know, 1983 was was also the year that like I begin to learn how to fart it. Okay. Alright. That's feel great, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, okay. Alright, yeah, it's 1983. Right? And then the original one. You know what?

SPEAKER_01 4:40

Oh, it does smell here. Oh my god. How about I light up that cigar for you?

SPEAKER_00 4:46

Where? Where? Where's that?

SPEAKER_01 4:49

We'll get you the cigar right here. Anyways, okay, well, over. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 5:00

I became with my hair.

SPEAKER_01 5:05

Alright. So this is how we take care of the professor so you can just loosen up a little. Alright, so getting back to this. Uh so. Where's the x-tray?

SPEAKER_00 5:17

I can't find it. Oh, anyway. I use my I use my sense of uh my telepathy to figure out where the S-tray is. Alright, anyway. Oh, 1983, right? Alright, cool, cool, cool. And then the World Cup trophy was permanently stolen, right? Okay. And then the original World Cup trophy was actually made of 18 karat gold.

unknown 5:49

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 5:50

Yeah, that's awesome, right? Isn't cool? Right, and then also, you know what else? What else? Now, when a team won the World Cup, they actually give them the replica of uh the World Cup trophy. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 6:04

Yeah, it's pretty pretty cool, right? Okay, okay. So so which team has been to the World Cup?

SPEAKER_00 6:09

What do you mean which team has to be the first one?

SPEAKER_01 6:10

Yeah, which team has been to the World Cup the most?

SPEAKER_00 6:13

Oh, which team has been to the World Cup the most? Yeah it was Brazil.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 6:20

Huh? What do you mean? You don't know what I'm talking about? No, let's say it again. Can't you understand it? Word that come out of my mouth? No, man. Brazil.

SPEAKER_01 6:28

Brazil.

SPEAKER_00 6:28

Brazil. Yes, Brazil.

SPEAKER_01 6:30

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:31

Right? Alright, alright. Yeah. Brazil have went to the World Cup 22 times. 22 times? Yeah, you know. But you know what now? Including this one, it's probably the 23rd time now. Oh my god. Just when I'm about to turn, like what? Like uh there's about my birthday coming up. Alright. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 6:55

Okay, so, anyways, Professor, so uh another question I want to ask you. Yeah. So regarding to the World Cup, uh, where is it being hosted?

SPEAKER_00 7:04

Where's it being hosted right now? It's hosted in Mexico, Canada, and the United States.

SPEAKER_02 7:11

Oh, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:13

Oh, it's time for some salsa cumbia. Oh my god. Alright. Oh, I uh uh you know, I think that's what's cumbia music, wasn't it? Or was it salsa music? Uh I got a brain fart, whatever. Two thousand years later.

SPEAKER_01 7:30

Alright. Okay, okay, yeah. Okay, so any other question you have. So so uh how many teams are are in the World Cup this year? It's 48 teams, man.

SPEAKER_03 7:40

Oh man.

SPEAKER_01 7:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:42

Oh my god!

SPEAKER_00 7:45

Woo! Uh 48 teams, man. Oh my god! Yeah, so can you imagine? Like you got 48 kids trying to play soccer? No, I'm not trying. I'm talking about like we cranking out 48 kids.

SPEAKER_02 8:01

Do not come. Do not come.

SPEAKER_00 8:07

I'm not talking about the people that were in the World Cup now. All right, don't take it the wrong way. Oh yeah! Let's let's let's let's let's let's get rolling. What just happened? Let's get rolling. Okay, alright. Um I have concussion right now. I can't think.

SPEAKER_01 8:20

Alright. So so with that, why is it every four years?

SPEAKER_00 8:26

Oh, every four years because you cannot just randomly pick teams to be in the world cup. You cannot just roll a dice and then like, hey here go, he go, go go to the go do the world cup. No, we cannot do that. Okay, okay. So what do they have to do? They have like about 200 some teams in different qualifiers in different continents. So then they pick out those best teams to what in the World Cup.

SPEAKER_01 8:53

Like your your team, obviously. In uh, what is it? It's coming home! It's coming home, it's alright.

SPEAKER_00 9:00

It's England. You know what? Like, I've been supporting England since I was a baby in my mother's womb. Yeah, when I was a fetus. I was like, I don't know, four months old.

SPEAKER_01 9:16

One thing I want to say is yeah, uh, I noticed you came in with some special shoes. What is this all about?

SPEAKER_00 9:21

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I just invented like really, really good shoes, man. That those are the super soccer, super soccer, super soccer, super soccer shoes. Okay, look at what you see these shoes, you wear these shoes, you wouldn't even know that you're wearing shoes. You can't tell.

SPEAKER_01 9:42

Why?

SPEAKER_00 9:42

I mean, it's so it's not heavy at all. You can actually play some big time soccer with these shoes.

SPEAKER_01 9:53

This smell man, get it out of the way.

SPEAKER_00 9:55

All right, hey, oh you like this smell? Okay, so this natural cologne. Nacho cologne, like the the for my feet. What just happened? Oh we gone, we gone where is the mic?

unknown 10:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 10:20

So not only he got lame jokes, he got some lame push too. Alright, all right, anyway.

SPEAKER_01 10:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:30

Alright, so anyway, so what's happened?

SPEAKER_01 10:33

Alright, Professor.

SPEAKER_00 10:34

So Alright, now you are what? Now you smell like real good now. Now you smell like a stud from my feet.

SPEAKER_01 10:42

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00 10:43

Alright, from the canoe. Yeah, all right.

SPEAKER_01 10:46

So I know this year, um, there's gonna be a lot of uh good players gonna be retired, like Leon Messi, Ronaldo. Um, I mean like yeah Messi is is is the goat.

SPEAKER_00 10:59

He's he's just yeah, Leon Lessi is the goat. You know Leon Messi? Actually, Leonolo Messi is not messing around. Yeah, he what he like what? He actually was the old guy! You see that Joker actually rhyme. Okay, and also you know what? He was the he's the one the per player that actually been uh played the most minute in World Cup history.

SPEAKER_01 11:28

Really? Yeah, wow, yeah, that's crazy, right?

SPEAKER_00 11:31

It is crazy, but he's just like you fought the most in human history.

SPEAKER_02 11:36

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

SPEAKER_03 11:45

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 11:47

You know what? Come on up. Helicopter, helicopter!

SPEAKER_01 12:00

Alright, anyway, so um, alright, so getting back to soccer. Okay, so another thing that I wanted to ask, Professor, is um how many people watch the World Cup?

SPEAKER_00 12:13

I cannot hear you, you know that way.

SPEAKER_01 12:15

You cannot hear me.

SPEAKER_00 12:16

I cannot hear you at all. I cannot hear you right now. Alright. I don't know what happened. Why can't I hear you? It's not working! The mic is not working.

SPEAKER_01 12:29

Can you hear me or no? You can't hear me. No, I cannot hear you at all. Yeah, so what just happened? Uh I don't know. Okay, so let's let's let's let's get to the point. Um really, you can't hear me? No, I cannot hear you at all. For real.

SPEAKER_00 12:49

It's probably broke the mic. Probably. Yeah, alright. So did you connect the mic in the back over there? No man, the the mic is connected.

SPEAKER_01 12:58

Two thousand years later.

SPEAKER_00 13:01

Alright, what about the other wire?

SPEAKER_01 13:02

The wire is are we having the technical issues here?

SPEAKER_00 13:07

Alright, so alright, anyway, so do you know how many World Cup that has that been? How many World Cups? That's 22 World Cup, man.

SPEAKER_01 13:17

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00 13:18

You know, now this is the 23rd World Cup. Yeah, and you know which team won the most World Cup? Which team? Brazil, man! I you you you mentioned this already, man. Yeah, but you won it five times though.

SPEAKER_01 13:32

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 13:33

Yeah, and you know who is the player that won the most World Cup?

SPEAKER_01 13:36

Who's the player that won the Yeah? Uh you know what? I think the professor got a compassion uh after he fell.

SPEAKER_00 13:47

But yeah, that's why I was yeah, I was anyways, anyways.

SPEAKER_01 13:51

So we just wanna like before we go any further, let's just bring this over here. Go ahead, Professor.

SPEAKER_00 13:58

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SPEAKER_01 14:16

Yes, yes, yes. And then like everybody, you know, obviously the World Cup is meant for everybody. So no matter what, who wins, everybody's a winner. You know, that's what brings the World Cup to everybody, to unite, to cheer for the team, to cheer for the country, right, Professor? No, I want England to win.

SPEAKER_03 14:39

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 14:40

Either way, either way, uh this is Jim Bro telling everybody uh stay safe, stay strong, stay healthy, and you know, like everybody, like we have how do you Professor, you got anything to say?