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SPEAKER_01 0:00

Two legendary big ballers. Big ballers? No, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 0:12

Thank you very much. 14 months cabral. Okay. Let's big soccer players though. Alright. Julius Bay. Alright.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

And on today's podcast, we're gonna be talking about soccer. And not only soccer, we're gonna be talking about two two infamous big big ballers. You know. Oh, wait. Hold on a second. No, no, no. Tom out, Tom out, Tom out, we're cut.

SPEAKER_02 1:27

We're caught.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

Stop it. Get some help.

SPEAKER_02 1:31

You say two big, big.

SPEAKER_01 1:34

No, no, no, no. You know what I meant. You know what I meant. Okay, either way, either way. We're talking about two infamous players of all time. We got Ronaldo, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Messi.

SPEAKER_02 1:44

Oh, you talk about the two big, big ballers. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:55

So so what I can tell you about uh Cristiano Ronaldo is that obviously he's he's this man has done many things. I mean, I'm sure Messi's done it, but from from from what I've seen, this man has won from different leagues from England, Spain, Italy. You know, he's performed not only as a leader, but as a true champion. And that's something that you rarely see. You know, that's right, that's right, that's right. I mean, uh you're seeing it now because the new the new era is coming in. But yeah, like for him, putting those many years since 2006, he is uh one of the greatest from my perspective.

SPEAKER_02 2:31

Sure, it's a big baller.

unknown 2:33

Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

Alright, anyway, that's pretty cool, right? Yeah, yeah. You know, like Ronado actually has a really long name. You know everybody knows him as uh Cristiano Ronado. Okay. Yeah, his his his long name, his actual real name is Cristiano Ronado uh Dos Santos Aveiro or something like that. You know what your long your long name is?

SPEAKER_01 2:56

What is my what?

SPEAKER_02 2:57

Your long name.

SPEAKER_01 2:58

My long name? What is it?

SPEAKER_02 3:00

It's Jimbo Blackbrook Bunk broke.

SPEAKER_01 3:05

You're already starting early. Okay, either way. Either way. Okay, so what what I can tell you about uh Christiano is that you know this man. Um he has not had any tattoos like any other soccer players. Oh and the reason is because he donates blood.

SPEAKER_02 3:21

Oh yeah, that's why he donated blood.

SPEAKER_01 3:23

Yeah, so that's that's something that he contributes to himself. And not only that, I heard I heard that he's probably gonna sell his trophies and he's gonna donate some of that money or all that money to schools to help out. He's a he's he's a he's a person of gifts.

SPEAKER_02 3:40

Oh, that's awesome! He's gonna donate money to school, yeah. Okay, let me go back to school then. Okay, so I can get some of the donation.

SPEAKER_01 3:53

Uh you're okay, you're funny. Okay, professor, professor. Tell me something about messy. Yeah, yeah. Oh, messy. Oh, messy, actually. Besides him being messy.

SPEAKER_02 4:07

Messi has a cool last name. Okay. You know what? And I'm trying to be like him. Look at my shirt, it's very messy. My coat is messy, my everything is messy, you know. Oh, where's the duck?

SPEAKER_01 4:17

Oh my god, here we go. Where's the duck?

SPEAKER_02 4:20

I can't find the duck. Because I was doing a messy surgery on the duck. But anyway, whatever. Okay, okay, okay. Oh, Messi was also has a different disadvantage too.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 4:29

You know how uh Ronaldo has a lot of disadvantage, right? Okay, Messi has a lot has a disadvantage. And when he was set uh when he was 11 years old, he was diagnosed with growth hormone deficiency.

SPEAKER_00 4:42

Oh my god!

SPEAKER_02 4:43

Wow. Yeah, so like Barcelona, the club, actually has to pay for his treatment so that he can grow taller.

SPEAKER_01 4:50

Yeah. So I need some girls. Put a little uh fairy dust to make him bigger. I need some growth hormone treatment too. Some go what?

SPEAKER_02 4:59

So I can grow bigger. I need some go hormone treatment too.

SPEAKER_01 5:03

He just got the red card. Okay, okay, okay, okay. But go taller. No, no, no, no, no. Let me tell you, let me tell you something about that. One winner later. I mean go taller. Let me tell you something about Messi. Messi obviously he he had structure. He obviously from the beginning, uh, Barcelona, when he was in the Barcelona Academy, he he had a system that made him group. What did what did Ronaldo have?

SPEAKER_02 5:26

Oh, when Ronaldo, like his his father was having a lot of people. I mean, but he doesn't really have much. But you have to understand that.

SPEAKER_01 5:31

Yeah, he didn't really have much. He had to fight for it. He he didn't he didn't look to to for someone to just give it to him. And not only that, I heard that Messi actually signed a contract in the on the napkin.

SPEAKER_02 5:44

Yeah, on a napkin, on a piece of napkin. The Barcelona Soccer Club was actually the football club. It was just so impressed with Messi that as like as like when he was a teenager, they saw him the first time they saw him play in something that they actually drew a contract on a paper napkin and just have Messi sign it. You know, I I'm I'm trying to sign a sign a paper napkin calendar for you too.

SPEAKER_01 6:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:08

For the lamest person with the lamest joke ever.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 6:12

I can sign you. Nah, you got another red card.

SPEAKER_01 6:15

Okay, professor. Stop, stop, stop giving these lame jokes, man. Seriously, you're gonna keep getting all these red cards.

SPEAKER_02 6:21

Oh, and also, like, you know, like Messi got the go hormone deficiency before, right? You probably had to go over over uh active too much go hormone. That's why you're like a giant.

SPEAKER_01 6:32

Okay. You probably have too much go hormone. That's why you're like a giant. Are we gonna go through this episode? Oh, yeah, we are going through this. So let's let's let's let's let's get to the point. So um one thing I can tell you is that these this year is gonna probably be it is gonna be the last year for for Ronaldo.

SPEAKER_02 6:50

Yeah, most likely.

SPEAKER_01 6:51

Yeah, for Messi too, right?

SPEAKER_02 6:53

I don't know. Like most likely, probably. I mean, yeah, uh you probably we should call them. Sorry to sure.

SPEAKER_01 7:00

Yeah. In our dream. Yeah, you know that you know that um uh Cristiano Ronaldo did not win the infamous number seven. He actually won in number 28. Oh wow. But but with that number, came with a lot of uh a lot of good players, you know. Uh David Bacon was one. Um who else, Professor?

SPEAKER_02 7:18

Like George Bass, like Eric Cantana, something like that, you know, that's awesome though.

SPEAKER_01 7:22

So when you hear number seven, it's like that it right away, you know. You think it's Cristiano Ronado? C R no C R seven, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right. You know, oh, you know what else though? What else? What else?

SPEAKER_02 7:34

There's something that Messi have that like Ronado probably don't no actually a lot of people don't.

SPEAKER_01 7:41

Wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_02 7:42

Messi has two golden balls.

SPEAKER_03 7:44

Damn, bro, you got the whole squad laughing.

SPEAKER_01 7:49

What? Two golden balls? It's okay.

SPEAKER_02 7:55

Two golden balls.

SPEAKER_01 7:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:56

You know, you know, golden balls are like uh like the best player in the in the in the World Cup, they give them a golden ball. And he got two golden balls. Okay, okay. You know, I have two golden balls too.

SPEAKER_01 8:07

Yeah, sure you do.

SPEAKER_02 8:08

Y'all make me sick. Y'all make me sick. You have two silver balls.

SPEAKER_01 8:18

Oh my god. Alright, Professor. Um, you know what? Spain actually uh is uh is almost in the finals too. And England. Oh England is coming home is coming home.

SPEAKER_03 8:32

Oh my god. Do not come. I'm gonna come. The biggest load that we've seen.

SPEAKER_01 8:42

But but but one thing home too. Yeah, you sure are. Yeah, you know. Uh one one thing that I will say is that um unfortunately, yeah, a lot of good teams did uh didn't make it, and you know, yeah, they didn't make it to the final. They they tried, they tried, they tried. They were all honestly like knights. Yeah, and and for that, you know, I I have to say until next year. Yeah, yeah. Not next year, until until next year. Four years from now.

SPEAKER_02 9:15

Oh, also, you know, Messi actually won like uh eight Baller de All. Bolland the All, Bolland the older one, Bolling the older one. No, no, me, Bollinger. You know, Bollinger Award is like the best soccer player in the world, right? So he won eight of them, and Monado won five of them too. So they both of them are awesome. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Okay, okay oh, and also you know what's interesting about Messi?

SPEAKER_01 9:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 9:45

Oh man, my stomach. I might must have whatever the soup did I just ate was.

SPEAKER_01 9:49

What's interesting about Messi?

SPEAKER_02 9:50

Yeah, Messi actually uh actually score the most World Cup goal. Oh yeah, he is the he is the player that scored the most cut World Cup goal in history. Yeah, and you know Ronado is the first ever player that can score what? Uh score a goal in six different World Cup.

SPEAKER_00 10:10

Oh my god! That's wild, man.

SPEAKER_02 10:13

You see why? That's why we can't you you can't really tell who is better. They both are great. You know what, Professor? They both are big.

SPEAKER_01 10:20

I do feel like you got too much energy. Let's Okay, either way, Professor.

SPEAKER_02 10:28

Oh, you gotta show I gotta show my pop locking skill again. Yeah no, please stop to stop the learn from Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_01 10:37

Oh boy. Yeah, okay, so so one thing that I will say is that I I'm looking forward uh to Spain to to make it and definitely uh England Definitely That's right, but either way. That's right, that's right, that's right. Either way, um I will say this just gotta save by the bell. But uh I want to say to everybody um Mahalo uh for tuning in and watching us and just having a little bit of time to just get in a little bit of information from us, even if it's funny or not funny to you guys. But um just you know, but oh yeah, yeah. Are we ready? Oh yeah, yeah. Here you go, Professor. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 11:27

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SPEAKER_01 11:49

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SPEAKER_02 11:58

Ah yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:59

What just happened? Just give him a little concussion.

SPEAKER_02 12:02

The science just locked my head. Now I have concussion, and then what happened? My nose is running, bleeding, and then I have diarrhea.

SPEAKER_01 12:10

Ah, okay, okay, okay, okay. Enough of that. Either way, uh, this is Jim Bro telling you guys stay safe, stay strong, and stay healthy. And until next time.

SPEAKER_02 12:20

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