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Join Alex and Ben on "It Sucks To Be You" as they set sail on the most ridiculous voyage in human history: the Flat Earth Cruise! Discover the mind-bending irony of conspiracy theorists attempting to prove the Earth is flat using the very technology—like GPS and modern navigation—that only works because the Earth is ROUND!

From the Flat Earth International Conference's planned 2020 cruise relying on spherical Earth navigation to the "Final Experiment" in Antarctica where Flat Earthers witnessed the undeniable 24-hour sun, prepare to laugh at humanity's most confident idiots. Hear about Jeran Campanella's shocking admission that his model "doesn't work" after seeing the truth with his own eyes, and the Flat Earth community's outrageous claims that he was "controlled opposition".

Plus, we dive into Bob Knodel's $20,000 laser gyroscope experiment that proved Earth's rotation, and the hilarious mental gymnastics employed to deny clear evidence. Get ready for a voyage through the flat plains of stupidity, where the irony is so thick you could cut it with a sextant! All aboard the HMS Stupid!