032 Cuss & Discuss

Today we talk about yucky and funny words! For instance, Uranus. lol! We're so excited that you're spending part of your day with us. Thank you! We hope we make you laugh, relax and feel normal. Don't forget to hit the follow, like, and share button on your podcast forum of choice. Have a great day! Welcome to spring!

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All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of our podcast. Thank you for joining us today.

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Hey guys, how's life?

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If you are here for the first day, welcome. If you are coming back, um we are thankful for your shloadiness. It is March 20th. Our days for today. Fred Rogers, Heinrich Libsen, the Norwegian playwright who published the 19th century theater into grittier realism in dramas like A Doll's House and Heda Gobbler. Heinrich Ib Ibsen Libsen? Sure, that person. And Spike Lee. Birthdays. Happy birthday.

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Happy birthday.

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Alright. In 1345, we're going back to 1345. Goodness grace. I hope you're ready. Tie one on. Here we go. 1345. Black Death is created allegedly. I love how it's common and says allegedly. In 1413, Henry the Fifth ascends upon father's death.

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Okay.

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Wow, what?

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It says Henry the Fifth ascends upon Father's death. The first English monarch of the Lancastrian dynasty dies after years of illness, and his eldest son Henry V ascends to the English throne.

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Wow. Okay. Okay.

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Just saying. In 1778, King Louis the uh 16th receives U.S. Representatives. Congratulations. Uncle Tom's Cabin is published in 1852. Republican Party is founded in 1854. In 1861, Willie and Tad Lincoln get the measles in 1995. So nothing happens on this day from 1861 to 1995. Tokyo subways are attacked with sarin gas.

unknown 3:06

Wow.

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God man, angry frickin' people. Alright, whatever. Okay. National Days.

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Okay. Sorry. Sorry guys. I I interrupted read.

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I'm not allowed to talk anymore.

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He was struggling.

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Alright, National Days. It is National Macaroon Day.

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Didn't we just have one of those not a few months ago?

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Have you ever had a macaroon?

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I mean, maybe.

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Is that the weird like cloud cookie? Alright, so national Yeah. National Macaroon Day. Alright. Uh birthday is in advance. None. Alright, so it's National Future Generations Day. The third Friday in March. National Future Generations Day.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Dumb. Alright. National Proposal Day. Apparently, this is the day that you're supposed to propose to whoever you love.

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I'm way too late for that.

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Yep, no, I'm too old.

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Yeah. Way too late.

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It's National Native HIV AIDS Awareness Day. What the fuck? I can't I can't with these data I so I love looking them up. But also at the same time, like this shit pops up and I'm like, who, what, and why?

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I mean, everybody has to have a day, right? But n why So so Mike, really, if you think about it, what's unhinged essential day?

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It I I get it. I get it.

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What is our what is our day?

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We don't have one.

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Yes, we do.

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Every day.

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No.

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No.

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Our official day.

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I don't know. What is our day? What is the unhinged?

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I'm ashamed.

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Okay.

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I'm ashamed.

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Alright. I'm sorry.

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August 13th.

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Oh yeah. Okay. August 25. I didn't I wasn't picking up what you're putting down.

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Wow.

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I'm sorry.

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Okay. I'm hurt. But I want a divorce.

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No. Stop it. If you need a break from me, go fucking take a nap. Nash national native? Why why why native HIV and AIDS?

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I mean, everybody has to have recognition.

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Are there that many native people with HIV and AIDS? Am I missing something?

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I mean, we've seen.

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I've been in the business for a minute.

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I'm just saying. Okay, so like. Okay, I'm not knocking the native community.

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Neither am I. Nope.

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At all.

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No.

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Thank you. Love you guys.

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Yes. They be some sick people.

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Yes.

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They be some sick people.

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Well, there was a movie that came out that talked about like intentionally making the native sick.

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Okay, yeah. I mean, that's a good idea. That movie that yeah.

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So that that's that I know that that's a whole thing.

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But like, I don't know, like, as a community and whole, the native people are sick. Like, they have some health.

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All of them are diabetic.

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They are diabetic. All of them are amputees.

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All of them are on al yeah.

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Yeah, I mean, it's like alcoholism is a big issue. I mean, nuts. It's nuts. It really is.

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Well, anyway, so it's it's the HIV AIDS native day.

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Okay, guys. Sorry for your diagnosis. We love you, and yeah, go get some help.

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Yes. Like, stop being sick.

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Guys, take care of yourself.

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It's also National Ravioli Day. Spring begins today also.

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I can't agree with that. It's 20 degrees outside and like F being cold. I don't understand that. Like all weekend it was beautiful.

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Yep. And then today it's yesterday, like last night, what did we have? Like, it's 70, 80, 90 mile an hour winds.

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Yeah, it was like.

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I thought my house was going to roll across the field. It's attached to the ground. I thought it was gonna roll away.

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It was like, I think when I got up this morning, 4 a.m.

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Yeah.

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Not rubbing that in or anything because my ass still wants to take a nap. But anyway.

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You're still tired.

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I am. I'm like, time for sleep. Anyway, yeah, so it was like, I think when I got up, it was like 25 degrees and felt like 14 outside.

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Oh, I made the accident of spraying my windshield to get the bug guts off, and it instantly froze.

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Oh guys, this is but our cows didn't run away, so that was a good thing.

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I know. I love it. I think they're realizing who I am. I show up and they move it.

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Yeah, they want you to go feed them.

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Yeah, they're like, hey, bitch. As I drive by.

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It'll be fine.

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Bruh. You keep showing up. Give us food. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

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Open toed sandals. Oh wow.

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Oh my god.

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Alright. We promised our listeners, and I'm actually excited about this. We so a week or so ago we talked about the Uranus thing.

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Okay, so yeah. Uranus. It is I probably should have been the one to say that. No, I did.

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I can't. Like, it's so I well, a couple weeks ago I even said there's like Uranus panties. Like, you can't you can't say those words without giggling. And then it was like, all right, we're gonna look up why it's even called Uranus, like why it's associated with butthole. And so we had we had to do it. So here it is. Uranus was named after the Germ German astronomer Johann Elbert Bodhi. After the Greek sky dead. Sure. Uranus. To align with the tradition of naming. Well, it's like I guess deity, but maybe it's a female, so it's dead.

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I fuck, I don't know. Oh, sorry.

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It's okay.

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Anyway, right.

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So whoever this this like god was Uranos, to align with the traditional naming of planets after classical mythology rather than original proposal Georgium Cetus. So it was going to be called Cetus, which would have made me giggle too. Because I'm like, oh wow. Seed. You squirted on it. But instead they call it Uranus.

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Please turn this off.

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So as Saturn is the father of Jupiter, Uranus was chosen to be the father of Saturn, which doesn't make sense because Uranus is like it it's smaller than Saturn.

unknown 11:12

Right?

SPEAKER_02 11:12

Isn't Uranus like the smallest little planet that's like out there? Like it really is like a brown butthole, like out in the middle of the air. So we have this whole thing. So original name, Georgium Cetus, uh, upon discovering the planet in 1781, British astronomer William Herschel named uh Uranus Georgium Cetus, or the Georgian star, to honor his patron king, King George III. This was unpopular outside of Britain, so they renamed it and switched it to mythology. So Geor the German astronomer Johann Elbert Bodhi, who helped establish the object's planetary status, proposed Uranus, which is the Latinized form of the Greek sky god Uranus, to maintain the theme of Roman Greek mythological mythological names for planets like Saturn, Jupiter, and Uranus. So it became Uranus. So now, like, why why does that relate to butthole? So, because of us, we looked it up. The association between the planet Uranus and quote unquote butthole.

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I can't, I gotta stop.

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It's primarily due to a phonetic coincidence in English, where the pronunciation of the planet's name is especially in American English, it sounds like your Y-O-U-R-A-N-S-A-N-U-S. Right? So, pronunciation similarity. While astronomers often pronounce it your an us, your well no. Oh wow your your anus, right? Stressing the first syllable, it's commonly pronounced your anus or your anus. I they're they're they're putting even the phonetics in here, and it it sounds the same. Which sounds almost identical to the phrase your anus. Immature humor or social awkwardness.

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Wow.

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The homonym makes the planet a consistent subject of jokes or puns, which is often discussed in popular culture or social media. Scientific fart evidence.

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Wow.

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The association is humorously strengthened by science. Studies have since confirmed that the atmosphere of Uranus contains hydrogen sulfide. It's the same chemical compound that gives rotten eggs or a human fart smell.

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Oh my god.

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Original or origin of the name. The planet was named in 1781 after the Greek god of the sky Oranos. This is completely unrelated to the Latin word anus, meaning ring. But the English interpretation or the Latin Latinized pronunciation creates the pun anus. Pop culture mentions uh this connection is so common that has it it has appeared in media like Futurama, which joked about the renaming of the planet Eurectum. And is frequently used in headlines about NASA probing the planet. Oh my goodness. I I dude, I'm in love. Wow. I like I can't I can't even like that I don't I there in our line of work, like clearly we are not appropriate.

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Never. So there's there is no I don't think there's any lines that will cross.

SPEAKER_02 15:42

No. So I I remember uh early on in my work, somebody had jumped off a rather large building and hit the concrete and they they they looked okay, but you know the the sudden stop at the bottom of the concrete like made their eyes pop out. And so we we were called to come in and kind of do are they still alive or is this an on-scene pronouncing of death? And so go over and see this person and see that their eyes are popped out of their skull, which was bizarre enough, and then to like check for a pulse. We we we're not going to dare put a uh 12 lead on them, even a two-lead. We we were just feeling verbulse, there was no pulse. Hey, they're dead.

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Probably a good plan, right?

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Right.

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I mean, could you even imagine if you stuck that shit on the street?

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Well, so even if there's something going on, even if it's like PEA, right?

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What do we do with that?

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Our our job, what it's our protocols were we had to transport that.

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So we had to transport people who would do that.

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Yeah, we had to transport PEA. So this person jumped off like a 17-story building, landed on the concrete, and just kind of like spot. So the only thing that was really out of place on this person was their their eyeballs bulged out. And so completely dead, sorry, 100% dead, inappropriate and it's like, all right, dead, dead, deader than dead. Has been dead for a long time. I'll check a pulse, you have no pulse. I'm not putting uh electricity on them. We're we're done, we're out, we're whatever. So we get back in our fire engine and we're driving back, and nobody's talking. And me being me.

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Oh wow, not read, not read. No, not read.

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Oh my everybody's quiet. This is weird.

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Awkward.

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And then I go, the nerve of that motherfucker eyeballing me.

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Oh my god. Oh my god.

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Because he was. I mean, when I walked up, I mean like that that what like the right eyeball was like looking up at me.

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Oh my god.

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Not in the eye socket, but you know, you know, like doing the thing.

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It's like he there.

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Yeah. The nerve of that motherfucker, the nerve of that motherfucker eyeballing me.

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Oh wow.

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So inappropriate things happen. That's why that's why we're having our discussion today about your anus. Because I there are things I I are there words still like in the the medical field that just like kind of make you giggle. So my like I've said my panties. Panties make me giggle.

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If you ever want to see me cringe, I'm I'm struggling. Hold on. Moist. Do not use that fucking word.

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Moist ever. What is does it have a feeling? Does it have a smell?

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Does it have a like the whole thing just makes my spine crawl? Just like yuck. Don't use moist.

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Like there's jello attached to it.

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It's like your fucking can of cranberry sauce.

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I can't so yeah, moist.

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What the fuck? Quit using that word.

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So I like that's that's another one that I want to look up. Like, why is that a word that like triggers people?

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You know, honestly, it didn't traumatize me until I became a nurse.

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So was it like what did it have? Did it have a smell? Did it it had to have had another association with it?

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I don't know.

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It's just the first time somebody said moist, you had to like go like into underboob and like I might have gotta dig out some jello on my arm.

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I don't know.

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It like accidentally touched you and it was warm.

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It was like slug on my arm. What the fuck?

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What the fuck is this? And somebody was like, that's moist.

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Moist is the worst word you can use.

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I so I I'll agree.

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Although it's like when you're charting, don't ever use the word pus.

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Oh, perulent? Is that what you're supposed to say? Purulent. Probably. Prulent. Yeah. Yeah.

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Because everybody looks at it and they're like, pus. You're like, no, not pus.

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Did you say pussy? No, I said pus. Like, that's pussy. And I'm like, no, that's pus. Like, you put a Y on it.

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It looks very pussy.

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Like I heard 2D flaps and tickle the piano keys. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Pussy.

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It's very pussy.

SPEAKER_02 21:51

No. I meant infection. I wasn't talking about anatomy. Actually, the pussy part was coming out of their neck. Not their vagina.

SPEAKER_01 22:06

Was I gonna call it out because I put a tree up? They were like, you need to fix that. I was like, you're right.

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Listen, I've gotten in trouble for like patient states. Patient states. Dude, for for medics, you are allowed to put anything in quotations. And you don't get in trouble. Right. Patient states. My pussy hurts. You put that down and they're like, no, sir. And I'm like, that's what they said. That's what they said. That's what they said.

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That's what's supposed to be.

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I said, why are you in the ER? They said, my pussy hurts. I put it in quotes, which makes it safe. It made it safe. I don't know how many times I've turned it out, like somebody said something, and you like do the like broken neck turn, you're like, fucking what? Why are we in the ER today? And they're like, well, I got out of the shower and I fell on a beer bottle and now it's in my butthole. Like, sir, sir. No.

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Okay. I have to throw this out there. Guys, I'm just gonna say, when you come to the ER and say that you slipped on it, it's not real. Yeah, nobody believes you. Nobody believes you. Not one person. We know that you've been practicing.

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Yeah.

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I'm just gonna throw that out there.

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Yeah, that was your girlfriend. And you forgot to breathe.

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Yes.

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You went and you sucked that shit up.

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Sorry, married guys, same thing. Yeah. You come into the ER with things in your boo-boo.

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Yeah.

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We know you put those in the boo-boo.

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Yeah.

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Or there was no slipping in the shower.

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Or your person did.

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Yes. There's there's none of that. I'm sorry.

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You weren't answering the phone.

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No.

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And accidentally slipped on it because that is a one in a million shot.

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And honestly, we know girlfriend had nothing to do with it. Yeah. You were on your own. You were doing your things.

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We don't care either.

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No, we don't care. We don't care.

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No.

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Actually, actually, I just love hearing the stories. It's the funnest part of it.

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Just tell the truth.

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Yes. So I was in the shower and I seen the shampoo bottle and I was like, I wonder if it'll fit.

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Yeah. Do that. Like, whoa. Why did it go that far? I didn't know that there was negative pressure. And that I don't even know why I touched, just I just touched my butthole. I'm like, why was there negative pressure? It's like, whoa. Like, whoa. It went. It went. And there that's where it goes. Like, everything gets drawn into that orifice. Stay away from it.

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And I love it though, because like the married man and boyfriend have gonna be like, my girlfriend did it. Well, where's your girlfriend at? She stayed at home.

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Yeah, hiding.

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Dude.

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Do you know how many times like I've asked the question and they tell a lie, and I look at the girl that's in the room, and they're they just keep looking down at their feet, and I'm like, hey, ma'am, ma'am. Can I talk to you outside?

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Did you actually stick the bottle in their ass?

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And they're like, he was he was asking what it felt like. And I was like, I didn't I didn't know that it was just like kind of like take off. Take off is the freedom is the freak. I was like, oh, oh, you you you tickled too good.

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And they're like really excited. I didn't have to touch the tomato.

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I didn't have to grab his testicles or nothing.

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Like all I did was just touched it and it was like shit, man.

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It's just like I I don't know why he's lying to you. And I was like, like I would be embarrassed to also tell him not to sit up because if he breaks that shit, okay, we're not getting it out. It's just gonna cut everything.

SPEAKER_01 26:35

Okay, so educational opportunity for everybody. There are these stores that you can go and purchase things to stick in your bottom.

SPEAKER_02 26:44

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 26:45

Oh, wait. Okay, so vibrators. Like store stores? Like vibrators do travel as well, so make sure they have a I have a story.

SPEAKER_02 26:55

Oh wow. A story of somebody sitting on a bench and it's like I'm like, what is who turned on the air conditioner? And then every time this girl stands up, it's like, oh, the air conditioner's off. Ma'am, you can sit down again. What is going on? What is happening? Why why ma'am? Is there something in your boo-boo? And then they're finally like, oh, like they forgot. Bitch, you didn't forget. That shit is in there. You know it's in there. Quit playing. God bless I can't.

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I think the best time I had was years ago. I'm gonna throw that in there. Years ago so nobody gets butthurt.

SPEAKER_00 27:45

Yeah.

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Anyway, so I was tripping at a new nurse and we knew what we were getting. Like, my favorite thing in the whole wide world is to hear the story.

SPEAKER_00 27:56

Yeah.

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So anybody, anytime somebody even like, we're getting a transfer for a something stuck in a somebody's butt, I'm like, I'll take it.

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Yeah, I wanna know. I wanna know right now.

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I'll do the things. It's fine. Yeah. I love it. I'm excited. Yes, my hand's raised. I'm ready. So I have this brand new baby baby baby nurse. And she knows what we're getting. She's like, I can't, I can't go in there. I'm gonna laugh. I'm like, girl, you got this.

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Yeah.

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Straight face, walk in there like you don't know what the hell's going on.

SPEAKER_02 28:34

Yeah, you're going, you're going now.

SPEAKER_01 28:35

Yeah, we're doing this. And so we get the patient. I walk in the room, and all you can hear is a beep. That's all you hear. And I'm like, hi sir, how are you doing today? Well, I could be better. And I was like, me too. But anyway, what's going on?

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Yeah, since we're here, how about you tell the truth?

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And I love it. It's always the married guys who his wife stuck their vibrator in their butthole.

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I'm like, what did you do to your wife and why is she sticking stuff in your butthole?

SPEAKER_01 29:11

Exactly. Well, why'd we do this?

SPEAKER_02 29:14

Yeah, how bad did you piss her off?

SPEAKER_01 29:16

I'm like, was she were you asleep and she snuck it in? Or what happened?

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Yeah.

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Sorry.

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Well, I was man, it you just if like they finally go, I they're like, hey, if they like pull you in close, like you want to hear the secret, I'm like, I don't want to hear the secret.

SPEAKER_01 29:38

I feel uncomfortable.

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I was just asking what it felt like. And I I didn't know that it was just gonna like go in there. But it did. I'm like, okay, well, since it did, um bruh.

SPEAKER_01 29:58

I think I think the worst that I have ever seen in my life was this he was a young guy, and he came in like I think the month before he cut all of his fingers off. God bless with a with a saw. Holy crazy. So he just had all that fixed. Still had the bandage on his hand. And he comes in and he's like, he's like, my girlfriend thought it would be cool to fix something on my butt. And I'm like, well, I bet you thought it'd be cool too. But anyway, because you allowed me to be a good one.

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She needed your consent.

SPEAKER_01 30:29

Yeah.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:31

And so, like, we went through all the things and had the x-ray and all that, and I go back in the room a little bit later, and he's like, Am I gonna have to have surgery again? I'm like, yes. The what is that? Aquanet. The Aquanet can that you stuck in your.

SPEAKER_02 30:53

Holy shit. Those are big cans.

SPEAKER_01 30:55

Yes, it's way up there. So, yeah, you're gonna have to have surgery again. You're gonna be lucky if you don't have to have a colostomy. Good job! Like, wow. Dude, come on. I felt bad for it because like just had his fingers cut off. Now he's gonna have to have all the other stuff.

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Oh my gosh.

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It's like, wow.

SPEAKER_02 31:22

Just like, bro, you're you're done. You're done.

SPEAKER_01 31:26

Bad day.

SPEAKER_02 31:28

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 31:31

Okay. So moving on.

SPEAKER_02 31:35

What is happening here?

SPEAKER_01 31:38

Uh oh. Are we having to detect?

SPEAKER_02 31:43

Well, I can't talk. No, we're not. No, we're good. We're good. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 31:46

Alright, alright, alright, alright.

SPEAKER_02 31:48

I I can't so what are what are the other funny medical terminology words that make you laugh? So my my like butthole pant panties. Every time somebody says pussy, I'm like, pussy? I'm trying to think. I'm like I start I start laughing every time somebody says pussy.

SPEAKER_01 32:18

You know, because pussy.

SPEAKER_02 32:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:20

It's not pussy, it's pussy.

SPEAKER_02 32:22

Purry like are you talking about like are you talking about like is it the the creamy milky green stuff? Or are you talking about the tootie flaps? Oh god. Because they they all make me laugh.

SPEAKER_01 32:41

I don't know, like I'm trying to think of other words that get me moist as the worst.

SPEAKER_02 32:48

Or like if anybody ever comes in with like a complaint that says I fingered finger finger or fingering anything, I'm like, uh what exactly are you talking about right now? Ma'am. And it's always the girls. It's like, you know, I just like I was, you know, it it just happened. Or anytime anybody ever tries to not say the word.

SPEAKER_01 33:21

So I think my first experience as a nurse, like I had a patient come in and check in for abdominal pain.

SPEAKER_00 33:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:30

That's what they told Triage, so that's what I was expecting. Sure. I was like, no problem, it's all good. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 33:37

Your stomach is hurting.

SPEAKER_01 33:39

Your you tum you tum tum hurt. Are you throwing up? What's going on?

SPEAKER_02 33:43

You got the diarrhea.

SPEAKER_01 33:45

You know, I mean, that's what I was expecting. So, like, got him in the room, got him all tucked in. I went there, I was like, Hi, sir, what are you here for? My girlfriend stuck a bottle in my ass.

unknown 33:56

What?

SPEAKER_01 33:56

I'm like, that's not abdominal pain. That's a whole different situation.

SPEAKER_02 34:02

That's right. That's right. That's the other thing. Like, when people come in and they're like, I got chest pain. Like, where's your chest? Where's your chest pain at? And they point to like their back left. Oh, the flank. And I'm like, so you have flank pain? They're like, no, that's my chest. It's not your chest. Maybe. No. It's you have flank pain.

SPEAKER_01 34:23

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 34:25

And they're like, no. I'm having chest pain. Like, I need you to shut up for a second. You're not having chest pain. What is going on? And they're like, well, from my back left all the way down to my groin, it feels like my nuts are gonna explode. I'm peeing, it looks like I'm peeing blood. So that's flank pain. Have you ever had a kidney stone before? And they're like, yeah. Seven. Does it feel like the last seven? Yeah. Cool, that's flank pain. That's not chest pain. They're like, no, it's in my chest. It's up here in my chest.

SPEAKER_01 35:01

Oh, that drives me nuts.

SPEAKER_02 35:02

Bitch, I fucking punch you in the face.

SPEAKER_01 35:07

I'm like, dude, you're not having chest pain!

SPEAKER_02 35:10

So then you gotta like pull them back and work them up, and like, alright, well, you said chest pain. You checked in with you know registering.

SPEAKER_01 35:17

So is it true that you have to treat them as a chest pain?

SPEAKER_02 35:22

I have been told this this is what really pisses me off. You have to you if they say chest pain, it's chest pain until it's ruled out.

SPEAKER_01 35:41

No.

SPEAKER_02 35:42

If they say anything that relates to a stroke symptom, dizziness, difficulty walking, difficult speaking, difficulty anything, you you have to treat it as a stroke every other thing you can change in triage.

SPEAKER_01 36:01

That pisses me off.

SPEAKER_02 36:02

Stroke symptoms is a this is a stroke, we're bringing them right back, we're gonna treat them like a stroke. No, because if they say chest pain, it is a chest pain until you rule it out.

SPEAKER_01 36:14

No.

SPEAKER_02 36:16

Oh listen.

SPEAKER_01 36:18

Okay, I'm sure there's nurses out there that disagree with me.

SPEAKER_02 36:21

You feel my pain.

SPEAKER_01 36:22

No. If you're okay. I don't know how to present this. 13-year-old checks in for stroke-like symptoms.

SPEAKER_02 36:37

Yep. It's a stroke.

SPEAKER_01 36:39

What?

SPEAKER_02 36:40

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 36:41

No.

SPEAKER_02 36:42

Especially if you have certain providers.

SPEAKER_01 36:45

No.

SPEAKER_02 36:46

There are trigger words like dizziness or a taxi.

SPEAKER_01 36:50

And I'm sorry, guys. Dizziness does not always indicate a stroke. And if you're an MP, a doc, whatever the fuck you are, learn.

SPEAKER_02 37:00

Do you know how many times it's just vertigo?

SPEAKER_01 37:03

It is.

SPEAKER_02 37:04

Or an ear infection.

SPEAKER_01 37:05

Or it's a whole fact that they have other conditions that's contributing to that issue.

SPEAKER_02 37:11

But you make money for the hospital, you make money for all the providers. But it's bullshit.

SPEAKER_01 37:19

But it's bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 37:20

It 100% is.

SPEAKER_01 37:22

Let's go ahead and eliminate a whole nurse from an ER for your bullshit complaint.

SPEAKER_02 37:28

Yeah. I'm a 20-year-old with chest pain.

SPEAKER_01 37:32

Bullshit complaint.

SPEAKER_02 37:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:34

Unless you have some other medical condition that is indicating that you could possibly be having a chip.

SPEAKER_02 37:41

Literally, my last one was chest pain. Where is your chest pain? Right side posterior. What do you mean posterior? I didn't like I didn't roll my eyes or something. Back here, you know, like pointing at their kidney. Like, that's not chest pain.

SPEAKER_01 38:02

And so I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_02 38:04

I tell them.

SPEAKER_01 38:05

But it's in my rib.

SPEAKER_02 38:06

If you say chest pain in the hospital, we think it's your heart.

SPEAKER_01 38:11

Is you having a heart attack, bitch?

SPEAKER_02 38:12

And they're like, no, but I have chest pain.

SPEAKER_01 38:17

Yeah, it's I think it's just overworked. Way overworked.

SPEAKER_02 38:23

Well, and they also know, especially if you're in like small town rural, I'm checking into this basic ER.

SPEAKER_01 38:34

And I'm gonna claim chest pain automatically so that they get me back.

SPEAKER_02 38:38

I can get in and out. They know. They'll even tell you that.

SPEAKER_01 38:45

It's too much catering.

SPEAKER_02 38:47

Like, I just want I just want to say that it's chest pain. Like, but it's not. They're like, it is.

SPEAKER_01 38:52

Well, it doesn't matter, so fuck everybody else that's sicker than you are. And it's like, what ifs?

SPEAKER_02 38:59

Alright, fine. Let's let's go back. Let's get you a ten thousand dollar bill.

SPEAKER_01 39:03

Oh, it's free.

SPEAKER_02 39:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:05

Did you not know that?

SPEAKER_02 39:06

Yeah, because I'm on state insurance.

SPEAKER_01 39:09

Cool. Like when you get to pay for it. Like when you check into an ER, it's automatically free because you don't get charged for shit when you check in.

SPEAKER_02 39:17

Oh, dude, you are about to get me twisted off on another.

SPEAKER_01 39:22

Okay, new episode later. We're gonna add that to the later to go episodes.

SPEAKER_02 39:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:28

And I'm wide-eyeing Reed right now.

SPEAKER_02 39:32

I'm checking in here because uh I can't pay for my doctor's appointment, but y'all are free since I'm at the ER.

SPEAKER_01 39:41

Yeah. I mean, we're gonna see you anyway. It doesn't matter. What the we just pray that you have great insurance. That's another episode, too. Anyway, we're moving. Where are we put on this? I just did. Sorry, guys. Sorry. I made noises. Okay, anyway, let's move on. So funny words. We talked about our funny words. Moist.

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SPEAKER_02 42:58

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SPEAKER_02 43:16

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