Did Room 7 shit???

GI bleeds, mystery substances, and the kind of conversations that should probably never happen out loud… but here we are.

This episode takes a hard left into the disgusting side of healthcare—where smells don’t lie, gloves are doing their best, and sometimes you learn way too much about what people have been eating.

From poop under the nails (yes, we went there) to food preferences that will absolutely ruin your appetite, this one is not for the weak. Or the currently eating.

You’ve been warned.

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SPEAKER_00 0:11

All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of our podcast. We are so thankful that you are here today. Love you guys. Yes. We this is oh my gosh, we we made it through the month of March. Quit reminding me. This year. Like, what the hell is going on with these years? It's lightspeed. I was like 25 three days ago. I know. Oh yeah. I just graduated high school. Right? Yeah. 30 years ago. Oh my gosh. Alright, so our day in history. This is fun. Okay. I like this. Elton John, Aretha Franklin, and Gloria Steinem were born today. Okay, I know two of the three. Two of the three. So I don't know. So it says Gloria Steinem, American journalist, activist who co-founded Miss MS magazine in 1971. Speaking up for divorced women. Okay. I mean, that's awesome. Cool. Yeah. Although Elton John and Aretha. I can't talk. Sorry guys. Girl. Franklin was the bomb. Did you watch the Netflix series with Arethra? God damn. Dude Editor. You are giving me a documentary that I have not watched. You gotta watch it. It actually has Jenna Arethra? Arthur Franklin? Aretha Franklin? Anyway, so so it had Jennifer Hudson. She played her. It was actually really good. Really good. Yeah. No, I'm yeah You gotta you gotta watch it. It's not a documentary. It's actually a movie. R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah? Love it. Alright. I will I will watch that one. Oh, by the way, I tried to watch the Whitney Houston thing, the documentary, I couldn't find it. It's not on. It's not on there. I looked. Like Googled all the things, got on Netflix, searched it, couldn't find it. Man, it's okay. Yeah. Oh. Had issues. I may have to ask the wife. Had issues. But I'll be a good job for trying to find it. I did. Yeah. Actually, actually, the spouse tried to find it too. That's awesome. Both of you. We both did. Yes. Couldn't find it. Did you do the Bee Gees one? Have not yet. Okay, that one's gonna make you like. I think actually we looked for it and we couldn't find it. You couldn't find neither one of them. As soon as we're done, we're finding it. Okay, okay. And I'm gonna put it in the show notes, like for our peep peeps to find it. Alright. So instead of So he's gonna make me look like a loser. Anyway, moving on. In 1634, the settlement of Maryland happened. So the first colonist arrived in Maryland, and 1941, naval warfare gets a new weapon. This is weird. Alright. Italy attacks British fleet at Sudabay, Crete, using detachable warheads to sink a British cruiser. Alright, good for you. In 1941, Yugoslavia enjoy uh enjoys joins the Axis powers. In 1957, Europe's common market founded and major step towards economic unity. Yank money. In nineteen fifty-seven, US Customs seizes copies of Alan Ginginsberg Howell. I don't know what that is. Me neither. Okay. In 1958, Sugar Ray Robertson Robert Rubber Robinson defeats Carmen Basilio for a middleweight title. Martin Luther King Jr. leads March against the Vietnam War in 1967. King Faisal of Saudi Arabia is assassinated in 1975. And 1987, torture chamber uncovered in Philadelphia. That okay. I feel like I need it. Responding to a 911 call in 1987, one of the first 911 calls in Philadelphia. Police raid Philadelphia home of Gary Enich and find an appalling crime scene in the basement of Enix. Dilapidated. He owned a Rolls-Royce and beat Uncle Sam on his income taxes by making himself the bishop of his own church. The sign on the front of his house read United Church of the Ministries of God. One room in his house was partially wallpapered with money. At the end of anything. He decided to create his own harem. Holy crap. He began kidnapping women off the street of Philadelphia, bringing them into his home. Six women in total were kidnapped and held in a Henix dungeon. All were raped, tortured, and fellow. Oh my gosh. I don't even want to read their end of that. That's that's not worth it. No, sir. No, sir. Alright. So Harry Henick, bad guy in 1987. Carry that. Uh Icelandic pop singer. B J O R K. York. Right? He makes a splash at the Oscars in 2001. And that's the end of the days. Uh four are national days. It is manatee appreciation day. Manatee appreciation day.

SPEAKER_01 6:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:11

The cows of the water. I love manatees. I can when I see I know that there have been some videos online where people like freak the fuck out in Florida about the manatees swimming up to them. Because you're you're not allowed to touch them or really be because they're a protected species. You're you you have to like stay away from them. But there have been some people online where the manatees come up and like sniff at them because they have like little cow noses. Okay, that would actually creep me. Right? I'm not gonna lie. They look dangerous, but they're not. They're just like sniffing you. Sniffing you underwater? Dude, these people Yeah, look at them. They're so cute. I mean, yeah, if something came at me like that I'm not a cow get the hell out of her! Oh, dude, if you have not seen the Manatee Freak Out, you can YouTube Manatee Freak Out. Okay. And there are multiple videos of people losing their minds about manatee swimming up to him. So it's also National Little Red What Wagon Day. Little Red Wagon Day. That's hard to say. You're struggling. Would a wedding day? What a what a wedding day. Yeah, what a wedding wagon wagon. It's National Medal of Honor Day. Okay. And it's Tolkien Reading Day. I'm a Tolkien fan because I like Lord of the Rings. What does that mean? Tolkien. Tolkien is the author. Oh the author of Sorry guys if I just disappointed. I'm like, what does that mean? I don't understand. The the author. Okay, yeah, sure. How would I agree? Good job. Good job. The guy that wrote The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. Yeah, sure. You don't um okay. That's all we are not friends right now. I think I just got a divorce. It is also National Lobster Newburg Day. Okay. I mean, I like some lobster. We're gonna look this up because this looks like a lobster like in a bread bowl. Okay. Okay. National Lobster Newburgh Day on March 25th ushers in a celebration worthy of a sea captain. An American seafood dish. National lobster Newburgh includes lobster, butter, cream, cognac, sherry, eggs, cayenne pepper, and a bread bowl. I feel like I'm gonna be a little tore up after that. Bro. Can you imagine the bubbly farts you're gonna have? Jesus. But it's got lobster. I can't go do you like are you a lobster fan? I love any seafood. Any? Like all because I like I'm questionable on some things. I think we've had this discussion. I will eat I will eat an oyster on a half shell. Like straight out of the like just a booger. Yes. Bro, you you have a pro you have a problem with trach boogers. But you will slop that shit out. I will. I will. But you still have a problem with tra I One of these things is not like the other. So so one of them doesn't shoot out at you either. It's not like that. I mean, if things are being slug at me, I'm not a fan. Green. I'm just not a burger. But if it's on a shell, it's okay. It's okay. You will take that same trach burger on a shell and go like, okay, so now you're just running seafood for me. I want to slurp that down. You put a little hot sauce on it, and it's okay. Bingo burger. Wow. Okay, so he just runs seafood for me. I will no longer eat orchards on the national ever again. Just saying. So okay, no, my so my wife does the same thing, and I I can't. I can't because she's like, she'll order the whole tray and it comes on ice, and I'm like, bitch, no, stop. Stop. This is not. How many times have you tried it? You're I twice. Okay, so you've you've given it a good attempt. I yeah, and so the first time it was like I can't, it was the texture. The sound. Yeah, swallow and pretend you like it. How many times have I told that to my wife? The second time it was it was like it was look and texture. Like I I saw it come across and like, okay, it doesn't, it doesn't taste like it looks. And then I tasted it and I was like, yes, it does. Yes, it does. Okay, so I'm gonna be like, is that my first choice of seafood? No. Yeah. So what's your what's your favorite? Shrimp. Shrimp. I'm I am a shrimp person. Love, like those, they bring out those, like when you're on the golf, especially. Yeah. And they bring out these gigantic shrimp. Yes. Fried Yes. Just off the Mississippi River. Okay, they're all steroids. I need to go to I I need to go for a vacation soon. I need to I need to go to the coast. I can do the shrimp, but I they have to be cooked. I can't do the like shrimp uh cocktail. What? I can't know I can't because it's cold. What? Because what? Because it's cold. It's cold. It's cooked. It is not fucking cooked. It was cooked. They ripped it out of the ocean and they're like swapped it out of the. It's still cooked. It gave you some cocktail sauce and so it's cool. Wow, bro. Oh my god. Okay, so obviously Reed is only fried food. Okay, so grilled shrimp, fried shrimp It has to be hot. It has to be hot. It's gotta have it's gotta have a temperature. Reed is having a little fit over here, throwing shit around. He's he's he's having buttons. He's picking shit and hitting buttons. Yeah, I it's gotta it's gotta have it's gotta have a temperature. I I can't mean cold does have a temperature. Cold. It makes it feel dead. And I don't want it to feel dead. Alright, so speaking of seafood, why do crabs never volunteer? Why do crabs never volunteer? Because they're shellfish.

unknown 13:19

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 13:23

All right, oh my god. Today we're talking about some fun stuff. Today we're talking about why did room seven take a shit. So with first responders, first responders have a smell thing. Obviously, a texture thing. I have I have a texture thing. I'm I'm freaking out. It's like sweating. It's awful. Yeah, I'm my palms are sweaty. I don't like this topic. But uh waste. I I will tell you I remember we we had a nurse that used to work at our place that I for whatever reason he never had an issue with like smell or texture or anything. Never had a texture, anything, whatever, right? Him likes everything. So I friggin' it like this person asked me, like, hey, will you help me go clean this patient? Was that the day that you came out of the room and needed a hug? Yes, yes, the was the wiener situation No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There was a wiener situation. There was, yeah, there was a it shouldn't have been that big a situation. I mean I mean I've never seen Reed come out of a room and be like, I need a hug. Wow. No, that the the day that y'all came on shift and the person that I'm talking about was leading shift was the can you help me clean this patient? That wasn't the wiener situation. That was not because there was a wiener that hit your leg and you freaked out. There was been a whole lot of freakouts for me. But no, that that I think the situation with me, you walked up to me and you're like, I need a hug. A wiener just hit my leg. And that was like, oh I'm not sure. Well maybe that was. I have a wiener too. I thought I thought y'all came in at the time that I was like dry heaving into the trash can. No, no, like this is the day that like there was a whole poo-poo situation and a wiener, and there was a whole thing. And I have never seen it. Maybe this was the same person. And you were like, you were like, I need a hug, a wiener just hit my leg.

SPEAKER_01 15:56

I was like, what the hell?

SPEAKER_00 15:59

I don't know what to do with that information. I know I so I lost my shit on literally a person who shit everywhere. And like it it like baby shat up this person's back, which I don't know how it happened or why, but said nurse said, Hey, will you come help me clean this patient? And I said, Yeah, okay, fine. For whatever reason, in my brain, I didn't think enough to start mouth breathing. And when I walked into the room, for whatever reason, I was like, and like took a big sniff. Okay, I think you're not supposed to sniff your air in. No, I know. I fuck I know now because the whole struggle bus that I drove happened in this room because that's what happened. I walked in and was like, why didn't you say anything? Oh my god. And literally, I like drooling pre-vomit everything while we were rolling this like 90-year-old man that unfortunately shat up his back. And this fucking nurse is just laughing at me and he's like, I think that's corn. It's like still like he's saying stuff to get me to lose it. I'm like, oh my god, okay, quit, like go faster. Like we're getting the purple wipes and doing the purple wipe, wiped down, doing all the things. I'm just like throwing them towards the trash can. I don't care that they're hitting the floor. Nothing nothing, nothing's going right. It's gone down to the bottom. Dude, I am shaking. I'm drooling. I remember that it be it was during shift change, and this is probably the same guy that like his gigantic wiener was like whoop and like hit me on the leg, and I was like, oh my god, and there was shit on it. And so then you're having to do the whole jerk off and get that clean and like tuck the balls, like do everything. Yeah, like it well, oh my god, grab him and pull him forward, and clean that. You're having to do the whole bat wing thing, like here's the left wing, here's the right wing, everything, every everything was wrong about this whole thing. This fucking nurse is just laughing the whole time, and I'm I'm dying. I'm dying. I remember I can't came out in one. I'm still I can't I came out at one point, it was just like, huh, okay, and it like went back in and still wasn't good. It was like near and browns like cleaning the shit, and I come out and you're there. I'm like, I can't cause I think I I came out to the like the main trash can. Yes, and I was like in it. He was not having it. I was he looks at me and he's like, I need a hug. Like I was I was in the can like, like he was like, he's like, are you okay? And I was like, I need a hug. I just like a wiener touch me and I just had to do all this shit, and everything is bad. Everything is bad. I'm in hell, the bicycle is on fire, I'm on fire, everything's on fire, nothing is going right. And so yeah, I needed a hug, and you didn't give me one. No. Very, very, very sympathetic here. You're just like, fuck you. Like, when did you didn't even take that room? You took the other rooms. Like, I I knew this to go away and it's not going away. I'm like, I'm like, what rooms did I end up with at that night? It was certainly not dope. Yeah, you went you went like odd rooms, and we that was like the last even room. And it was so bad. It was I remember that being so, so still. He walked out and he was like, he just looked like he got his ass whooped. He was like, I need a hug. Well, and I think that was like at the same time, like none of y'all have ever seen me struggle. No. And that was the first time, like, what happened? And it was like, oh uh, he took a shit and shit all the way up his back, and we've been in there for like 30 minutes. And a wiener hit my leg. Cleaning him up, and yeah, he got touched by a wiener, but not just any wiener, like a big one, like a dinosaur. On top of all the smells, and he didn't anticipate the smell. Because I remember yelling at this nurse, I'm like, why didn't you tell me that it smelled like that? He's like, bro, I thought you, I thought you would have known prior to entering the room. I was like, no, when I walked in, I like whiffed. I was like, surprise. And then I get the neon shit that's up the guy's back. Neon brown. Dude, it was oh my god, it was so bad. I'm like, how do you come up with some neon brown shit? Yeah, that one, that one. I don't know what disease he had, but he had a bad one. The disease was so, so, so bad. That I struggled best myself all the way through it. We got him clean. He was clean. He was totally clean. Like squeaky. Like squeaky clean. God bless me. I can't. Alright, so uh what are the most random, awful, ugly things that you have walked into that have surprised you in the ER? So ER ER nurses like don't get surprised, but when they do, it's bad. Probably the worst is GI bleeds. For sure. Now, do you smell them coming, or is it like you walked into the room and oh my god. Waiting room. Where they do it on themselves? Yeah. Like I have walked out to a waiting room and it's like, oh, you're not good. Yeah. You hear like a Oh no. No, don't even hear. No. You walk out, you smell, and it's like, oh baby, you bleeding out. Yeah. You you were you are dying right now. Yes. Like, like, we're gonna be doing some very, very fast blood transfusions on you in about three seconds. So you need some very big lines. Let's get you back there. Pretty god you have veins. Yeah, your your blood is at like your your hemoglobin's like at a three. Yeah. Baby, how long have you been bleeding? Oh, six days? That's awesome. I they I know that I've had this problem for a month. I've just now coming in. Well, I tried to get an urgent care and they told me to come here and I'm like, no shit. I think like, like, honestly, I think the worst I have ever seen is a lady came into the ER knob recently. She was like sitting in the chair just bleeding. Oh my gosh. Like over the chair. And I'm like bleeding out.

SPEAKER_01 23:56

I'm like, God you so bleed.

SPEAKER_00 23:58

You've been bleeding not long. That's a lot that's not working. Why what is this? Why is this here? What are you doing? Why why are you not why why are the things not happening? She was alert. I was happy with that. I'm like, oh, you can still answer questions. Let's get you back. I can't. So the other one that gets me is burps. Vomit. Not even that. Dude, it's it like there's there's something that comes from the bowels of the stomach. Like really sick people. And they're just like fart burps. Oh, for sure. Even like a GI bleed burp. Like the people that are just like and then they they just kind of go and blow on you. Oh. And you're like, uh, oh, oh, bruh. Baby, where'd that come from? Okay, I believe everything that you just said, but oh my god. You're trying to type in their tree and get it done as fast as they can. You're just waiting for the like vitals machine to beep. And you're like, fell out.

unknown 25:14

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 25:19

I think the worst, like a nursing home patient, came in. Obviously not in good shape. Like pee and poop saturated? No, all from the mouth. It was like damn it. It was like I hate to even say it, it's like death from the mouth. I've never seen a nurse leave a room. I had a nurse leave a room. I'm like, sister, where are you going? I need help. Yeah. Yeah, no, she was like, Yeah, good luck. Good luck. Not my room, not my patient. I'm like, is she not good? And the nurse was seriously like, deuces, man. I had so I had like I've had the burps. The burps and triage are it's just so it's either like they cough and you you're like, you haven't brushed your teeth in like six days. Or it's the like I'm sick and I burp and I've like I'm about to vomit. And it's like you know, and you're like, bro, like the bag's right there, it's right behind you. It's right behind you. Just just just grab it right there. It's like, here you go, and they're like, Can I have it? And you're like, yes, you can. You can have the six of them. And so though those, and then the one the one I want to tell the story about was like as a fireman, I was brand new as a medic, and we go on a call for a sick patient, just quote unquote sick patient, nine on one. Yeah, all right, and so it's like, all right, so we get there, and clearly it's like a 97-year-old person's house, and they're still living on their own, but they shouldn't be. Oh wow. So it's a hundred degrees outside because it's May in Texas. And their house is 120. And their heater is on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they got sick in the living room and had to make it back to their bathroom and didn't. Oh no. So it's all the little like Hershey squirts back to the bathroom. And you're just like, oh my god. Okay. Baby, do you have a towel I can throw down? No, and you were like, hello? Hello? And they're like, I'm a game, like, hello, I'm a game, hello, like, please come back up here. She's like, I can't get off the toilet, and you're like, fuck. Fucking damn it. Okay. And so, like, you you pass the like hallway deal to like the thermostat, and you you instantly turn it down as low as it'll go. You just you just press the down arrow, you're like, Dirk. Like, stop with the heat, because oh my god. And you just like these little bitty We're cooking doo-doos up in here. Let her she squirts all the way back to the fucking bathroom. So we get there and she's like, I'm so sorry. And I'm like, ma'am, it's it's it's okay. Like, I understand that you're sick. We're gonna get you to the hospital. What hospital do you want to go to? Blah blah blah blah blah, etc. etc. etc. Like, and the you know, the other guys like bring in the stretcher, and then you don't realize it yet, but like the rest of the crew doesn't come in because they know this girl. Oh no. And then they're like, Good luck. And so I I it's me and my medic partner, we're both paramedics, and we're like, Alright, Thelma, we're gonna get you up and get you onto the stretcher. We just we we need to get you like five steps onto the stretcher, so we can get you up from the toilet over here. We'll help you, we'll help you. It's it's okay. And so then my dumbass gets on the blowout end. Oh no. I'm on the butthole end.

SPEAKER_01 29:16

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 29:19

And she's about as tall as I am. Okay, he's not short. Right, yeah. He's not short. She's like 5'11, I'm six foot tall, and I'm a short holding her up, I'm like, okay, okay, okay. And she's like, oh, oh, oh. And I'm like, ma'am, it's okay. We'll just get you. She's like, I can't. And she like stumbles, and when she stumbles, she clinches. When she clinches, she fires. She shards? Yeah, all over me. All over me. From like my belly button down to my kneecaps. Because when she did, she was like, and she like sunk and it like soaked me. Oh god. And it wasn't like pasty poop. It was very runny. Oh god. So it soaks through. I remember like, oh my god. And I'm like, okay, and so like I just I lifted her up and ran her to the stretcher and got her on it and then ran outside. Because I don't I don't do poop. You don't do the doo-doo. I don't do poop. You don't do. I'm like, I make it to the front door as the vomit comes out of my mouth. I'm vomiting, vomiting, vomiting. And I look up and I see my captain and my driver in the engine. They didn't get out because they knew this bitch. They're laughing, and I'm like, like throwing out, but I'm like flipping them off. Like, I can't believe you motherfucker. Oh my god. Like, look at my pants again. Like grab the water hose, and I'm soaking myself, like getting all this off. And it's not coming off, and some of it's kind of chunky, and so like it makes me throw up again. Oh my god! Like looking at them and they're pointing. Oh no. And I'm like, so I turn over my left shoulder and look towards the front door, and they're like, no one's there. No big deal. Flip them off again, like continue to throw up, like get myself winded up. And they're like, no, no, no, no, no. You see that they're pointing. So the like when this lady got sick, she called her daughter. Oh no. We beat her daughter there, and we're getting her on there, and she's watching me throw up and rinse the shit off my uniform. And I'm like, I'm motherfucking them, right? I'm like, mother, fuck you! I can't believe you didn't come out here. I got I can't fucking shit. I'm tired of this fucking job. And I turn around and look, and I see her, and I'm like, oh, hey. Uh sorry, and she's like, no, I'm so sorry. I'm like, no, it's okay. And I turn around and look back at them, and they are like knee slapping, laughing. Oh my god. In the engine, like I can't believe he's having to deal with this. I'm like, oh, he wasn't puking. I'm just I'm trying it. She's like, what happened? I'm like, she shut over me. Meanwhile, I'm like now they're breaking her out on the stretcher. She's like, I'm so sorry. I'm like, it's fine. Oh my god, it's so funny. I'm like, oh my god, and she's like, are you good? I'm like, no. No, not at all. I think I hate every part of my job right now, and I hate your mom, and I hate every I hate you. This lady was so nice, I when we finally get her to the hospital, and she's like, I'm so sorry that I farted on you. And I'm like, well, it wasn't a fart, it was a fucking shit. Like everywhere. I remember even like getting her to the hospital and walking in, and the nursing staff, like, you guys were like, You good? Because I'm soaking wet. No, and uh, no, I feel like hose myself off, and they're like, Why? I'm like, because she's covered in shit. Like, like, I don't know, like we could she could feel she's covering in shit. She's covering it shit. I'm sorry. That's always my favorite. Yep. They're like, they encode and they're like, so we're bringing you this patient. When we found her, she was laying in the floor, she played on poo-poo, and it's all over her from. She's she's incontinent. I feel like you get them there and there's dukes everywhere. Oh, when it's like in their nails. Oh, okay. Alright, alright. So here we go. This is how we're gonna finish this episode. No dookie nails. When they say they're constipated, and they're like, I tried. Oh god. I tried to dig myself out. I tried, and it the first thing you do is you look at their hands, and then it's muddy fingernails. Uh oh. Oh god, alright, hang on. I gotta push it away. The one thing I don't Oh my god, it's like, what is it with old people and their dookie nails and trying to stick them in your skin? I can't. I'm like, don't do that. No, get your get your hands. I can't they want to touch you, they want to like thank you so much. They try to like thank you. Like digging their nails in your skin. It's quit stop it. Stop it. Well, one, like, why are you never have I ever thought of like ruling it out. It's like digging in and like let me grab the turd and pull it out and pull it out. Never have I ever. But the amount of times that I have seen that recently. Okay, dukey nails are bad. It's like they they're like, I've been constipated for seven days. And why are you waiting for seven days to come to the hospital? Well, and they don't poo-poo in three days, you probably need to. They're given the right thing. So they're they're they're saying, like, I tried all the over-the-counter stuff, I I took this.

SPEAKER_01 35:49

You're a fucking brown cow, dude.

SPEAKER_00 35:51

Yeah. But then they're like, and it wouldn't work, and so I started digging up there, and I got some pieces out. That's always the thing where I'm like, oh god. And you look down and you're like, oh fuck. Like, you've just touched things. You've you've touched my arm when you came in. Things, you've said things, I fucking I come come. I'm sorry, guys. Doo-doo demo's not good. No point no. No taco bueno. So did room seven just shit. Yes, room seven just shit. Yes, or or didn't okay, just quickly. Do it. I was working at another hospital years ago, and I got this older lady, and we just barely got her in the bed, and she's like, I got a poo, and I'm like, just give me a second, I'll get you ready. No, girlfriend pooed and pee. Guess where the poo and the pee ended up on? My leg. Didn't even realize. So it was like I was got it all cleaned up and I was doing the things, and I was walking around doing like I was still taking care of patients and doing all the things, and I was sitting there like charting, and I was like, what is that fucking smell? Why is this not going away? Surely it's not that. You didn't know that it was on you. I did not. All the way down. Brown poo-poops. I never looked down. No, I never looked down. I was sitting in the chair and I was like, oh no. No. I ended up with the scrubs of shame. No, the blue ones? Surgical scrubs. Oh my god, no. I was like, you got to bring me some fat people scrubs. I got poo on my leg. Yeah, it was bad. God bless I can't. Why is it with poo? I'm like. So I don't understand. What is it when when people come to the ER, why is it all of a sudden they they can't walk and they can't go to the bathroom? I will never understand that ever. Ever, ever. Yeah. Ever. I don't understand. Like immediately when they show up to the ER. It's like I walked to my car and I got in and I drove up here. And then I parked it and I made it to the ER door and I can't walk no more. Yeah. What? Why? I've seen them walk to registration and then like collapse at registration. So security puts them in a chair, they wheel them in. And as soon as I get them to a room, I'm like, alright, well, we'll we'll get you to a room since all of a sudden you're like incompetent of everything. And get them to a room, and then they just everywhere. Yeah. How do you not? How did you I've literally had a patient come in by EMS and I'm like, okay, you're female, you're young, you're gonna need to pee. No. I'm like, lower the cot, let them down, let them go pee. You're just gonna have to calf me. No, ma'am. No. Not calfing you. Not gonna happen. I'm not digging through your roast beef sandwich. I am not playing with your potaco. Not doing it. Take yourself to the bathroom, pee in this cup with this, and you're good to go. Yeah. Clean here, pee here. Not playing with your potaco. You're gonna do that yourself. God bless. I can't. So yes, did room seven just shit? Room seven just shit. It is everywhere. It is the worst thing. I used to make I I would make fun of my wife, and she was like, man, they are so nice to you guys at EMS, and you know, give you all the things. And but as soon as they get here, they can't walk, they can't talk, they can't pee, they can't poop, they they do it all over themselves. Literally, like voluntarily piss and shit on themselves. I'm like, no, ma'am, no, that's not what they do. Until I started working in an ER, and I'm like, holy crap, that's exactly what they do. They get in here and they're like, nope, well, clean me up. No. I don't care if I am dying. Well, I'm certainly not gonna shit myself. If I am dying, I'm I am gonna find a way to the bathroom. Well, yeah. I mean Or I'm gonna piss and shit in the sink. I am not doing it on myself in the bed. No, yeah, absolutely not. I can't, I don't know why. It's it's a thing, and I freaks me out. Well, I I mean, honestly, like I can imagine just intentionally doing that. Yeah. Ever. But and then sitting and laying in it. Yeah. And do you know how many times we we we me and you have walked into a room and been like, what happened in here? Yeah. And then you pull a the the warm blanket back that's been heating it up and been like we've been roasting some doo-doo up in Norway. Oh my gosh. We kicking the we're cooking the doo-doos today. I'll start for dinner later. I am oh my god. I mean you just no, all right. Now that now that we got the sweaty palms, yeah. Alright, thank you guys for joining us for another episode of Cus and Discuss. This has been did room seven just shit, and yes, yes, he or she did. 100%. They did in the ambulance, they they did in their own car, and they did in room seven. So thank you guys for joining us again. We're so glad that you guys are here. 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