Cuss & Discuss "Chinese Food"

New voice, same level of questionable decision-making.

With my cohost still on hiatus, we’ve got a fresh perspective stepping in—and somehow we immediately end up talking about Chinese food, things you absolutely should not be finding in it, and why eating in the ED is always a gamble.

Somewhere along the way, we also get into being trapped in an elevator… because of course we do.

It’s a mix of food opinions, mild trauma, and the kind of conversations that spiral way faster than expected.

Welcome back to Unhinged Essentials. Nothing is under control.

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:28

Welcome back to another Unhinged Essentials. I'm so glad everybody's coming in to join us today. We have kind of a new voice on. Um, anyway, so since Reed's on his little hiatus. So I have Miss Mickey.

SPEAKER_02 0:44

Hello.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

Hello, that's all we get.

SPEAKER_02 0:46

Well, what else do you want?

SPEAKER_01 0:47

Oh, come on. Come on. So, yeah, Miss Mickey decided to donate a little bit of her time to us to come and visit and talk. So, unhinged is gonna have this new voice for an undetermined amount of time. We're not quite sure yet. We're working on that.

SPEAKER_00 1:03

It's work in progress.

SPEAKER_01 1:05

Yeah, I mean, I did hear from Reed. He's hopeful that he'll be back within the next few weeks. So we remain hopeful as well. Absolutely. Fingers crossed. Can't replace the read. Just give me what I try. No. Um, so anyway, today is gonna be kind of a cuss and discuss situation, I think. Alrighty. Yeah, so uh I let Mickey decide what topic we're gonna we're gonna cover. So just to give you kind of a background on Miss Mickey, she is not health care related. She's she's yeah, I mean, come on, give us a little bit of your back.

SPEAKER_02 1:39

I've been to CNA, I've done home health, yeah, I have taken care of um lots of passing individuals.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Yeah, yeah. So kind of a little bit of hospice care thrown in. Yeah, so uh, but most of that was family.

SPEAKER_02 1:54

Uh yes, most was family.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

Okay. So she's dabbled. Yeah, home health mostly is what I've mostly done. Okay, all right. So Chinese food.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

Oh, I love Chinese food.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

Me too.

SPEAKER_02 2:07

Makes me fat.

SPEAKER_01 2:09

Love the Chinese. Love the Chinese.

SPEAKER_02 2:12

I always wonder though, you hear those little rumors where um what is it really made from? I just hope it's chicken. Well, chicken and beef is their main categories, it is. But they also use poultry and uh I'm sorry, poultry is you know, wow, okay, so Nikki's stumbling already. That was quite. They also use pig, swine. Okay, and then pork, yeah. Okay, they use pork. But chicken and beef is their main. But there are areas where they use exotic animals.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

Okay. Hold on, what do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 2:42

Well, they will use things like some instances monkeys. Oh. Um, yeah. It because some people keep them as exotic pets. So they get rid of them when they're tired of them, you know, they buy them up and use them for food.

SPEAKER_00 3:00

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 3:01

They also use some of the dreaded things nobody wants to hear, which is the um dogs and cats. Okay, do you really have a story?

SPEAKER_01 3:09

Okay, you have to share that story. What is this? So what is the situation that we're talking about?

SPEAKER_02 3:15

Well, everybody's always joked about how, you know, Chinese is made out of dogs and cats. So my family and I met at a Chinese restaurant, and um while we were waiting for everybody to arrive and get there, we went outside and had a smoke break.

SPEAKER_00 3:30

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02 3:31

So they have a cage outside the back door.

SPEAKER_00 3:34

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02 3:35

And it was going downhill very quickly. It was to catch stray animals running around.

SPEAKER_00 3:41

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 3:42

So when we go out to smoke, there's a cat in the cage.

SPEAKER_01 3:46

Please tell me you let it go.

SPEAKER_02 3:48

I did not. I was just thinking that's our next meal.

unknown 3:52

No.

SPEAKER_02 3:53

So yeah, we all got a good laugh out of it.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

Oh my god. So I yeah, I yeah, no, that's not right. You can't you can't do that. Well, I mean, I guess if you try to the next time I go to a Chinese food restaurant, I'm gonna be walking around the damn buildings if there's traps anywhere. There could be. One more straps. Come on, come on.

SPEAKER_02 4:16

Well, I mean, I'm not gonna judge for those that do what they do.

SPEAKER_01 4:20

Feel free. I you know, it goes right back to the whole like, I cannot, cannot eat gamey food. I just can't. I can't eat deer. Yeah, deer, like that's that the dog and the cat thing's a whole nother level. Well, you've already ate it if you've had Chinese food. Don't tell me that. Well, no, I'll go on it. I can't go on a Chinese food strike. Okay. That's 100% true. If you made Chinese, you made dog food food. Just don't go to a sketchy Chinese food restaurant. Well, some of the nicer ones, you know.

SPEAKER_02 4:52

Just don't go to China and eat at a Chinese restaurant.

SPEAKER_00 4:56

That's awful. Oh, that's just a joke.

SPEAKER_02 5:02

So, I mean, like gamey things, you know. Uh, do you like pheasant or no space?

SPEAKER_01 5:08

Like, like if I'm doing if I'm doing food and things like that, I stick with cow keg. Cow chicken chicken. Yes. But I mean, I do love the seafood though. Like I will go uh I'll go tear up some seafood like nobody's business.

SPEAKER_02 5:24

Oh no, no, no. If it swims in the waters, I don't put it in my mouth.

SPEAKER_01 5:28

Oh no, it's so good. So good.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

Listen, I don't let the fish swim in my toilet, so I'm not gonna eat out of their cest roll. It's not happening.

SPEAKER_01 5:37

Be doing be doing some some shrimps and yeah, yummy, yummy, yummy.

SPEAKER_02 5:43

My niece will suck the heads out of crawfish.

SPEAKER_01 5:45

I'm just like, ooh. Okay, so I did try crawfish finally. I did try it. I I'm I'm I will try it again, but I'm kind of like right on the line. Why? I don't know. I think it was just maybe the way it was prepared. I was like, okay, so this is the scar camps. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:03

My father was a den leader back in the day, and we would go for whole weekends and one big humongous pot of crawfish that we caught.

SPEAKER_00 6:13

Oh, wow. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:14

That's what we ate all weekend. No, you got me bent. I will eat dirt first.

SPEAKER_01 6:19

She'd be she'd be looking for some grub worms.

SPEAKER_02 6:22

You damn right. And grubs are tasty. I'm not gonna lie, I've ate many worms in my life. I got paid five dollars to eat them in school. I didn't mind. Okay, so five dollars. Yeah, to eat a group to eat actually was uh one of those nightcrawlers. Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 6:40

Oh, they're not chewy, you just let it go down. So that's just about as bad as eating like an oyster on a half shell. I mean, come on. I've never ate an oyster on a half shell, so it's just as slimy. It's just as slimy. You might as well just eat a burger. No, not doing it.

SPEAKER_02 6:56

We'll not put snot in my mouth.

unknown 6:59

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 7:01

So what other kind of foods do you like? You've seen this body. You told me what this body does out. I will eat anything.

SPEAKER_02 7:11

Well, I will eat anything.

SPEAKER_01 7:12

Well, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, gamey, I can't do it. Okay, so I won't eat just anything.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

So, like, have you tried snake?

SPEAKER_01 7:20

No. You should remember. Do I plan to try snake? No.

SPEAKER_02 7:23

No, but ha what about alligator?

SPEAKER_01 7:25

Yes. Did you like it? I did like alligator.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

It is good. I've tried alligator, and I say I shouldn't eat anything that comes out of the water, but I I'll eat alligator.

SPEAKER_01 7:32

And you're eating shit that's coming out of swampy water.

SPEAKER_02 7:34

Listen, it didn't come out of my ass, so I'll eat it. So, yeah, no. Um, there's snake is really good.

SPEAKER_01 7:44

Yeah, I've never I've never done snake.

SPEAKER_02 7:47

I have no plans to at this point unless somebody sneaks it in on my on my dinner plate, and then then we may have to reevaluate because it's if you cook it over an open flame, it really gives a whole other flavor than trying to cook it in an oven or a pan.

SPEAKER_01 8:00

Yeah, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 8:02

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01 8:03

No, it's not chicken. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 8:07

And I know how they say, oh, don't worry, it tastes like chicken. No, not everything tastes like chicken. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 8:13

It does not. Agreeable. Agreeable. I don't know what it is. Like, some people can cook deer and it tastes okay. I've I've eaten deer jerky that tasted really good, and I've ate deer turkey or deer turkey. Deer jerky, god, I can't even talk today. Either. Uh deer jerky that tasted real gamey.

SPEAKER_02 8:32

Right.

SPEAKER_01 8:32

So I mean, it really does matter how you cook it or how you prepare it. It really is.

SPEAKER_02 8:37

Because I know with deer, if you soak it like in buttermilk or in something like that, uh uh it pulls a lot of the gamey out. Yeah, I just I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 8:47

It's like I think I just I tried deer and it was so gamey, and I was like, nope, that's me. And it and it ruins it for you after that. It's hard to it's hard to come back from that.

SPEAKER_02 8:58

Uh my dad made that deer stew, and I took one bite and I was like, mm-mm, can't do it. It tasted like I was eating it right off the deer's belly.

SPEAKER_01 9:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:06

I can't do it.

SPEAKER_01 9:07

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Can't do that. Can't do it.

SPEAKER_02 9:09

No, it's nasty.

SPEAKER_01 9:14

So, you know, like like working in a hospital.

SPEAKER_02 9:17

All right.

SPEAKER_01 9:17

Chinese food is like sin. Why would that be? I don't know what it is, but the gates of hell open.

SPEAKER_02 9:26

Maybe that's because the cat and dog don't settle in the tummy.

SPEAKER_01 9:32

That's why you're in the yard. Oh, it is awful. Like the day will be going wonderful. And somebody's like, oh, I brought Chinese food. Everything goes to hell. The whole fucking ER almost got blown up one night because of some Chinese food. I mean, come on.

SPEAKER_02 9:45

Come on. I just say a thousand Chinese people can't be wrong. I'm just saying. I mean, they're healthier than we are, too. Okay. Have you seen these people?

SPEAKER_01 9:55

Look at some of the foods that do send you to the ER. Come on. Okay, like give me some good examples.

SPEAKER_02 10:00

People eating that fish, the puffer fish.

SPEAKER_01 10:03

Oh, God. Yeah. They're poisonous. Exactly. But people cook it and you eat it. Why would you do that to yourself? Well, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Wouldn't you or me either? I'm like, no. Somebody's in the ER with it. If there's a chance that I'm going to eat something that's going to put my ass in the ER, you can guarantee I'm checking out quickly.

SPEAKER_02 10:20

Well, I'm going to eat everything bit of it I can. I'm not going to make it to the ER. I'm just sitting there. I will be dead. Where I'm sitting. My point. It will not change. Isn't it uh the ink from the squid that they do use uh squid eats. Yes, and that's poisonous too. I didn't know that. Yes, that's how they paralyze their little friends.

SPEAKER_01 10:39

They had to do that. I thought that was just a that was just a scared thing, too. Like a defense mechanism. Yeah, but it's supposed to be poisonous. I heard that. I watched that other time. Okay, we're too ship that we're gonna. We need to Google that. We're gonna Google that. We're gonna have to. Sorry guys, we're breaking off the Googler. We we have to check out our information. We're not gonna be trying to lead you wrong or anything here.

SPEAKER_02 10:59

Well, I'm not gonna lead anybody anywhere, so don't listen to what you're doing. Don't follow, don't follow me. Right. Do not follow me. Following me might lead you down a bat path. Uh oh, I should put is first, huh?

SPEAKER_01 11:12

I mean, you know.

SPEAKER_02 11:13

I mean, yeah, maybe. Okay. So yeah. No, it's not poisonous, it says it's a to humans.

SPEAKER_01 11:23

It's not poisonous to humans. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 11:26

So it is commonly used and is an edible ingredient in many cuisines. Um, Italian, Spanish.

SPEAKER_01 11:34

Well, they like, I guess they use it to like color their noodles and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_02 11:38

They're as a brownie sea flavor. Oh.

unknown 11:40

Ooh.

SPEAKER_01 11:41

But they but the color of it they do use to color their foods and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 11:45

Yeah, they use the deep black color for pasta and rice for the sauces. Wow. Okay. Um potential the biggest thing with that for humans is uh potential allergic reaction.

SPEAKER_01 11:56

Okay, alright, because of the seafood allergy. Right, seafood allergy.

SPEAKER_02 12:00

All right, all right. Yeah. Okay. Which works, but it will stain things, so it says it will stain things. It can die permanently. Oh yeah. Wow. So now you know that.

unknown 12:12

Web M D.

SPEAKER_02 12:14

I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_01 12:15

Did you find out you had cancer too?

SPEAKER_02 12:17

Um, no.

SPEAKER_01 12:19

The squid did. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_02 12:23

But yeah, no, there's there's all kinds of things that send people to the ER these days. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 12:28

Well, I mean, you see some crazy stuff in the ER anyway, dude. You know?

SPEAKER_02 12:31

Let me ask you this. I just want to know. Okay. Because I don't work in an ER and I've worked in the health field in different areas. Well, what kind of stuff do you see? Like I watch these untold stories like sex sent me to the ER. What kind of stuff do you all have to deal with on that?

SPEAKER_01 12:46

I mean, I've seen a plethora of objects in people's bodies. Pens, caps, I know.

SPEAKER_02 12:54

Pole noodles. Okay, so there was a little lady that I had cared for at one point in time back some days ago, who entered the privacy of her own bedroom would insert things. And um I had to take her to the ER because she got a bobby pin stuck in her urethra.

SPEAKER_01 13:11

Oh, yeah. I've I've actually heard of that. I actually there was a cap stuck in a urethra one time. Oh, okay. I was like, Did that take talent? Get that up in there though. I mean, you just I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 13:22

I mean it's not something I'm gonna test out anytime soon. Here's my thing, it cracks me up because it's oh, I don't know how it got there. Yeah. Oh, huh? I must have slipped and fell on it. Oh. And that's how my daughter had her baby. She slipped and fell on the semen and got pregnant. Oh, I mean, you know, it happens. Question mark. Like four times. Oh, wait, no, seven times, I'm sorry. Oh wow. Yeah. And when the doctor asked her how long she'd been sexually active, she said, Oh, I don't have sex. As she was nine months pregnant. Miraculous conception. I'm just saying. I mean, and you know, I mean, I've seen that send her to the ER. I'm just saying. So I was wondering how you know how many stories you guys get like.

SPEAKER_01 14:05

I mean, we not like, I mean, we get weird stories. I mean, I don't think that I've actually ever heard anybody say I slipped on it, because I mean, I I I think I would call them out. I'd be like, no, baby, you did not slip on that.

SPEAKER_02 14:18

Yeah, I agree. I would have to say that.

SPEAKER_01 14:20

That didn't happen. No, mine is I always get stories of my girlfriend did it to me, or my wife did it to me.

SPEAKER_02 14:28

Okay, but here's the deal. If your wife did it to you, obviously you wanted that to happen. Let's do that. That's my thing. That's my thing. Because I'm gonna tell you, I'm married, and my husband would say, You are not doing that to me. He will straight up tell you that. It's not gonna happen. So if my husband goes to the ER because something like that happened, trust in me that he let me do that. So then you're gonna claim it. Damn, right. Sir, how'd you get that stuck there? Um, I told my wife that she died in one or two, but um, you know, I don't know. I'll be like, no, I did that. Yes, he said it was okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:02

I claim mine. That was my masterpiece. Yeah, I'll be the first to accept that. I think that I think the biggest thing is is like if you're gonna use things to do those things, you save things. Well, yeah, I mean they make things.

SPEAKER_02 15:16

Stoppers on the ends of stuff, you know, so it doesn't have to go Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:20

And it does exactly that. Well, there's a vacuum down there, I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_02 15:24

They don't call it a Uber for nothing.

SPEAKER_00 15:27

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 15:29

Yeah, no, we we get those. We get those. It's not like frequent though. It's it's like random occurrences.

SPEAKER_02 15:37

Well, I would pray it's not so frequent because this world is really crazy if it's frequent.

SPEAKER_01 15:42

Well, I mean, you know. I do I mean you know, it I mean it happens. I do know. Um yeah, it happens a lot.

SPEAKER_02 15:50

I had my mother worked in the ER um triage room way back when I was little.

SPEAKER_00 15:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 15:56

And they had a guy come in at one point, and I was running paperwork for her because she had broken her leg. And they had a guy come in off of a motorcycle wreck, and he drove himself to the emergency room with no skin on his back. Oh god. No skin on his arms, half of his legs were skinned up. They saw some skin. A lot of road rash. Horrible road rash, and hit his head and had a big old gash in it, and he drove himself to the ER because he didn't want he couldn't afford an ambulance. That was his thing.

SPEAKER_01 16:26

But we can afford ER trip.

SPEAKER_02 16:28

Listen, I'm like, you got off your bike. How'd you get home? Oh wow. I was asking my mom a hundred million questions, she couldn't answer them though, but yeah, it was hilarious though. I was like, this dude is crazy. He's on crack. He had to be on drugs. You don't get off a wreck like that and get in a car and drive to the merchant room. I mean, I've seen some crazy stuff.

SPEAKER_01 16:46

I mean, I really have. And in all the years that I've worked in an ER, it's like you see some things, you're like, how did that happen?

SPEAKER_02 16:53

You ever been trapped in an elevator?

SPEAKER_01 16:55

No. And I swear to God, if I ever am, I'm probably gonna freak completely.

SPEAKER_02 17:00

Hands up, I was for four hours. No. Yeah. And the worst thing you want to see opening an elevator door is somebody standing there butt ass naked. Oh. Yeah. Wow. Panic attack city. So you sweat and you can't breathe off the street. I was like, why? Who got naked? Me. I got naked. I was like, who got naked? What happened? That was me. Yeah. I had a total panic attack, total meltdown. And when the doors finally opened, I was buttass naked. Yeah. Because I couldn't breathe. And the more clothes I had on, the less I could breathe. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 17:30

It's like I'm taking everything off. I don't cur. I didn't. I didn't. I don't know. Honestly, like if I got stuck in the elevator at work, I'd be like, well, I'm getting paid. I guess I can do some TikToks while I'm waiting. Well, I wasn't getting paid.

SPEAKER_02 17:44

Uh the there's a a hospital in in town here where that elevator doors were shut, but they wouldn't open back up. You had to push the open doors, the button again. That freaked you completely up. I was like, Where is the phone in here? It's like help if the doors weren't open. I can't get out. We've been stopped here for five minutes. Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah, very claustrophobic. Can't do it. And scared to death of heights.

SPEAKER_01 18:17

Alright. Anywho, so yeah, no, getting stuck on an elevator while I was at work. I'm getting paid, still doing my TikToks, I'd be happy. I'd be like, oh, I'll stay in here all day if you'd like. I get a lot of content building. I mean, if you're getting paid. I mean, honestly, I get a lot, as long as I'm not stuck on a pay or stuck in an elevator with a patient that's critical. You want to see somebody freaking the fuck out. I would be like, get these goddamn doors open because I ain't gonna be trying to be up in here and trying to rebut.

SPEAKER_02 18:49

Because you can't get out of there and there's no air. They'd be crop dusting your ass the whole time. Listen, Linda, I ain't even got time for that.

SPEAKER_01 18:59

You'd be like, pshh. What was that? Deadly.

unknown 19:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 19:06

Anyway, so we've decided that we're gonna talk about some news for the week. Um, so Miss Mickey over there's got that. What you got going on?

SPEAKER_02 19:15

Well, this week in the US uh news and features of stuff, um we have uh intense focus on escalating tensions with Iran. What do you think about that? Well, people really don't like my opinion on that. Okay, so we'll skip that. Move on. Move tomorrow. Um with the members and with the service members injured, you know, at the Saudi base and stuff, there's a lot of conflict over that. Oh, yeah. You know, a lot of it. But um domestic headlines are dominated by the ongoing government funding, standoff, uh potential TSA pay shortages, you know, just all kinds of protests against President Trump. Uh Tiger Woods was arrested on suspension of DUI in Florida. Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_01 19:57

Okay, yeah. I I heard a little bit about this. One of the swings that thing drunk. Well, you know, the funny thing is, is like uh from what I heard that they did like a breathalyzer on him and it came back negative. Oh, really? And then they were like, okay, well, then we need Garin, and then he refused. So, you know, like with the breathalyzer, that's gonna show alcohol, but it's not gonna show if there's any other drugs in you.

SPEAKER_02 20:20

So it kind of makes you breathalyzers you gotta be careful with too, because if you use scope, oh yeah, it'll detect it.

SPEAKER_01 20:28

But like, so they can't really prove anything. So, you know, I mean it's unfortunate, it's great that nobody was seriously injured or anything like that. So that's that's good news.

SPEAKER_02 20:38

That is good news.

SPEAKER_01 20:39

But international conflicts going on.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

Um, as the war in Iraq, Iran, I said Iraq, I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_01 20:46

She's she's a few years off, guys. I'm a few years off. Just a few years.

SPEAKER_02 20:50

I mean, we're we're as the war in Iran reaches one month, U.S. Tomahawk missile stockpiles are running low, and Iranian strikes wounded U.S. troops in Saudi Arabia. Experts warn of a deepening humanitarian crisis while oil prices have hit like$100 a barrel.

SPEAKER_01 21:10

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:12

I mean the gas prices already are going up, so that's kind of that's kind of frightening.

SPEAKER_02 21:15

So uh it's not hasn't been in the news that I know of unless I missed that part, but there was a humongous explosion at one of the gas plants down in Texas, which is causing our gas prices here in Oklahoma to go up.

SPEAKER_01 21:28

So is that the reasoning?

SPEAKER_02 21:30

Um, part of the reasoning, I mean it's not all of it, but that's part of the reason like we're so high right now, uh, is because the of the explosion down there.

SPEAKER_01 21:39

I know I stopped to fill up my vehicle the other day at work, and it was like I finally just shut it off at like 70 bucks. I was like, oh wow, it's gonna take me a hundred bucks to fill up my. A little nervous at 70. Okay, I'm gonna have to stop this. It's gonna be bad.

SPEAKER_02 22:04

Right. So, okay, back on with the news now here. Uh President Trump faces pressure to cut interest rates due to inflation fears, and the House panel is seeking testimony regarding the Epstein investigation. What do you think of the Epstein investigation? That's been a while, right? It has, but it's coming back up because they're exposing the celebrities that went to that. They're putting it public now.

SPEAKER_01 22:29

I'm gonna honestly, I would have to go back and reread some of the things that came up with all that. It's been it's been so long.

SPEAKER_02 22:37

See, I'm I'm really on the curve on it because they've changed so much making it public. They've added names, they've they've added, they've got interviews with children who survived there.

SPEAKER_01 22:48

Oh wow. So that's so so that's probably like something I would really need to go back and do some more research on. Absolutely something you would definitely want to research on. We may we may have a whole conversation over this next time.

SPEAKER_02 23:00

Yeah, it's gonna be a gritty one when you do all I'm just saying. All right, so so anyway, um, so immigration shutdowns have hit most of U.S. metro areas. Thousands are involved in No Kings protests across the U.S. A 14-year-old is running for governor in Vermont. I read something about that.

SPEAKER_01 23:18

That is wild. That's a little too young for me. I get that there's Einsteins everywhere. I get it. No, I mean I feel like you at least need to be at least 18? At least drinking age.

SPEAKER_02 23:29

No, let's go on that drinking age thing. How about the military? You can go die for your country, but you can't have a drink before you do it.

SPEAKER_01 23:36

I mean, what teenager has not had a drink? But you legally can't go into a bar and order a drink. Okay, fair enough, fair enough. But you can go take a gun and kill yourself. What was it, Mad Dog 2020? I had a little bit of that back in the days. Farm, Strawberry Hill.

SPEAKER_02 23:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 23:55

You know, some some uh what was it? Uh oh, what is it? Uh it started with a Z. Um you put the Jolly Rangers in it. What the Zima. Zimas. Good God.

SPEAKER_02 24:06

That's been a hot minute. Oh, you know. Heineken. Do you remember that commercial, Don't Play with Your Heine in the Shower? I don't. Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_01 24:15

Was that a Texas thing? I think I'm a little older than you, so you may not understand. I mean, not much older. Just a few years, you know. Yeah. Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 24:25

So, um, yeah. Uh 14-year-old run from the yeah. So survivors of Jeffrey and Epstein are suing the Justice Department and Google. Don't know why. Like I said, we gotta dig into that. Yeah, it's something we definitely have to do. Uh, two students were killed in a Tennessee school bus crash.

SPEAKER_01 24:41

Okay, I seen something about that as well. That was sad, and sorry for people's loss. Absolutely sorry for their loss.

SPEAKER_02 24:47

And we had that actually happen here in our hometown um like four months ago.

SPEAKER_00 24:53

Oh, God.

SPEAKER_02 24:54

Uh a gentleman, older gentleman, they think that he might have had a heart attack while driving. They're not sure, and they never released anything. Ah the the school bus that my grandson rides on, uh-huh, and it literally cut him in half because he went up under the bus.

SPEAKER_00 25:11

Oh, yeah, in a little small pickup.

SPEAKER_02 25:13

And we had very, very much sympathy for the family, and our our thoughts and prayers were totally with them. Anyone on the bus injured or um there was a couple of students that got some whiplash. Um, but the bus driver was amazing. The bus driver was like, seen it coming, and was like, hold on, brace yourselves, we're fixing to get hit, and because it rear-ended them and because they were stopped letting students off at uh there's a highway and they're on the highway. Okay, but they walk from there to up to a business.

SPEAKER_00 25:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

So um, yeah, they uh it I just had that disrespect for the bus driver. Yeah, but yeah, anyway. That's awful. So I I I feel for the family, it's very sad. For sure. And now Tiger Woods was arrested on suspicion of GUI after a rollover crash in Florida. LeBron James is trending after an on court monument with his son Bronny. I don't know anything about that.

SPEAKER_01 26:06

I honestly don't either. So uh moving right on. So moving right on, that is our news for today. Yes. All right, guys.

SPEAKER_02 26:16

So that's Mickey. And I would like to say thank you all for listening. And um, I am very new at this, so I do apologize for that. This was our this was our first version, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 26:27

So poops and boops, apologizing. It's all good, it's all good. I think we did pretty dang good.

SPEAKER_02 26:32

So thank you all for listening.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

Yeah. Um, so guys, uh remember that we have Facebook, we have oh, I added Snapchat.

SPEAKER_00 26:41

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_01 26:41

I did that last night. I was sitting there trying to do things, so I added Snapchat. So we have a Snapchat little thing going on. Uh we have TikTok, of course. I post on it twice a day. Twice a day, every day. I'm not at most one. One post is what I'm saying. Um and then we also have um Instagram, so we have all the grams, all the things. Uh remember, I have a t-shirt shop, Printify.

SPEAKER_02 27:06

Awesome.

SPEAKER_01 27:07

So you can find the um link on Facebook and yeah, the links on Facebook.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

See, I didn't even know you had t-shirt thing.

SPEAKER_01 27:15

Yeah, I have a whole t-shirt thing going on. I'll show you. Um, so thank you guys for checking in with us this week. I hope that you enjoyed the show. It's always great to be on and have all you great people listening to us. Absolutely. So, you guys have a awesome week. Love enjoy the rest of your day and kiss.