Bringing Bremerton Tude to a small town near you!!

On this week’s enthralling episode we sit down with our old friend Teneyck Lansing and discuss how he was corrupted by our very own Shnazzle Simpkins. It’s very dirty and wild wild stuff, you guys. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:20

Hey, we're back again. It's Schnazzle and Jerry in Bramaton. Talking some shit and spillin' some pee. Jumping pee-pee stories. Yeah. Welcome back, friends, to another wonderful, nostalgic, and B Town coded episode of B Town Stories with Schnazzle and Jerry. I'm Schnazzle. I'm Jerry, hence the name. And uh welcome back. We got a real doozy today, I think, Lagar.

SPEAKER_03 0:49

Um it just sounds like it's gonna be packed full of fucking goodness. That's for sure.

SPEAKER_02 0:55

How are you doing, brother? Good to see you again back in the studio.

SPEAKER_03 0:57

Uh uh good. Just got uh out of the gym after work, had a long day at work, and just it just a lot of trolling.

SPEAKER_02 1:06

Have you been taking advantage of those hypodermic needles I've been giving you with steroids inside of them?

SPEAKER_03 1:10

Yes, uh, I've been sticking them in my dick.

SPEAKER_02 1:15

I find that's a good way because like you know, that you can't see the tracks on the arm.

SPEAKER_03 1:19

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:19

It's secret cockroids. No, no, I gotta say, dude, like you've been really crushing it at the gym and such an inspiration to get my ass in the gym. Like, I love it. Like, I love the the vibe. I feel like the people at West Coast Fitness, shout out West Coast, are kind of digging our vibe. We're becoming regulars there, which is fun.

SPEAKER_03 1:39

Yeah, like today when I was leaving um that one chick. Oh yeah, uh, she uh like I always just assume that I have to check my card so they can ring my card up on file. Yeah, so I have to check in, but she's like, Oh, I got you, Josh. And I was like, Oh, you know me too.

SPEAKER_02 1:58

Like, yeah, we're the bros, we're gym bros. We yeah, yeah. But uh I digress. No, so yeah, no, I I had a really good B Town day. I was at the Waze Goose, I saw the mayor.

SPEAKER_03 2:08

What is Waze Goose?

SPEAKER_02 2:09

Ways Goose is like an arts festival, like where people print their own stuff. It's like printing zines and like stuff like that. It's like a punk rock type thing. I was down there hawking my book.

SPEAKER_03 2:19

Oh, nice. Um, yeah, I met this dude Blair who's a big fan. Shout out, Blair. Blair Taylor, yeah, I know that dude. We've been uh I remember him coming over to my house when I was really little. He came to skate our half pipe.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

Yeah, so he's a big skater. I I want to get him and Ben Hooker on the show. And uh uh and and this next couple episodes to talk about skating.

SPEAKER_03 2:40

Yeah, he was my uh my uh second go-to after if Ben wasn't gonna work out, I was gonna hit him up.

SPEAKER_02 2:47

Oh, he's he's definitely in there.

SPEAKER_03 2:48

Yeah, yeah. So um, but I just wanted to say something funny that happened at work today.

SPEAKER_02 2:53

I love it. I love the work, the the work updates.

SPEAKER_03 2:56

Because I'm like constantly trying to like troll the kids that work there, like the super awkward like kids that are like fucking vape mountain dews and sit up all night fucking playing roadblocks and whatever fucking other games they're playing. I don't really know what's yeah, roadblocks. I know about that one in the video game world, but I know they're vaping and there's Mountain Dew involved, but they're just very awkward people that like you you can just say something super stupid and it makes them very uncomfortable and like run away like a mouse, you know. Yeah, and so like uh the other day I said to a kid fucking something like man, the price of tampons is through the roof. Trump Trump tampons and he just ran away. But every once in a while I'll be surprised by one of them that'll like have a snappy comeback, you know? Yeah, yeah. Like the one one kid, I was like, I knew his name was Kenneth just because I see his fucking his name tag, and he I just walked by and I was like, Hey, what's the frequency, Kenneth?

SPEAKER_02 3:58

You know, like what is this reference?

SPEAKER_03 4:02

The old REM song, which is great, and the guitar solo is awesome on that song. But uh he's like, Um, actually, I'm not sure right now, but if you let me look into it, I'll get back to you before the day's over. And I was like, Well, okay, thanks, buddy. And uh, I thought that was really funny. And then today, I walked by this guy named Jeff, and I just whispered in his ear and I said, My shoes untie and I have to pee. Wow. You gotta be careful, dude. You're gonna get fired. Uh, and he's just like, oh no, it's a simple solution to that. And I was like, What? He goes, just go sit down to pee and then tie your shoe while you're pissing. That's amazing. And I was like, that's a great idea.

SPEAKER_02 4:45

And and I think that's actually uh I can segue into today's topic from this. Oh yeah, which is essentially representing Bremerton. That's what I'm doing there, you know. Yeah, that's what we both do all day and all night.

SPEAKER_03 4:59

Um, there's also this lady, the little old lady that works there that like just is terrified of me.

SPEAKER_02 5:06

Like, which is also very representative of representing B10.

SPEAKER_03 5:09

Yeah, like I just walk by her and I always smile at her and I nod or whatever, and she just scurries away.

SPEAKER_02 5:15

It's probably the tattoos, but you're a big sweetheart, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 5:18

Yeah, I I mean I I guess if you don't know what's going on in the world, and you I I guess I look intimidating and scary and opposing or something, but yeah, you look like a member of that tag team, um, the natural disasters earthquake and hurricane or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 5:38

Here comes the axe, here comes the smasher, or no, demolition. Oh, yeah, anyways, so so let's focus on this time period, Josh. Okay, so I went to college. You went to San Diego.

SPEAKER_03 5:52

Yeah, I did go there for a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 5:54

But this is like us taking Bremerton on the road, right? And so I think today we'll talk about how we represented Bremerton, and we've got a really special guest uh I'd like to bring in. And let's just bring him in. This is my boy Tanike Lansing. Come welcome to B Town Stories. Hey, welcome.

SPEAKER_04 6:13

Thank you guys for having me. I love this podcast.

SPEAKER_02 6:18

So Tanik has a very so I met Tanike in college at Peninsula College where we were in the dorms, and we basically were such such pieces of shit, we got kicked out of the dorms. We were we were so Bremerton, we got kicked out of the dorms. What what'd you get kicked out for? I mean, just a whole bunch of shit left.

SPEAKER_04 6:37

I honestly don't remember exactly why we were kicked out, but I know we were both kicked out.

SPEAKER_02 6:43

Well, I used to take like soy sauce and like in the like a squirt bottle and squirt it into the like vending machines and short them out and just go ding ding ding ding and like pops and candy would just like fly out and all the and then like I I figured out how you could press the return change button and all the money came out like just by using soy sauce.

SPEAKER_04 7:05

We should be clear. This entire vending machine emptied out every single pop, every single coin. We were literally down there with garbage bags full of but cleaning up.

SPEAKER_02 7:23

Also, like we we took one bed out of like the dorm thing and did like a pot grow. I did a pot grow and then like had all this liability, but then we found out like four months later it was a male plant, useless.

SPEAKER_04 7:37

My room was full of pollen, wheat melons.

SPEAKER_02 7:43

So okay, so after that, uh Tanik was kicked out. Your parents weren't too stoked, right? And you you were homeless for that summer, so then you came back to live in Bremerton with me at Josh's house.

SPEAKER_04 7:57

Yeah, yeah. I was like, fuck school, I don't need my parents. And then I was, you know, broke. Broke.

SPEAKER_02 8:07

Yeah, so we were we went to Josh mom's house where Josh was like, he was in San Diego, so it was me, you, and your friend uh Teok, who was a real piece of work, and then uh and Mike, and we had this crazy summer in B Town, which uh is part of the story. I mean, we had some first of all, what was your impression of living in B Town under under that time, just so you can get it out there.

SPEAKER_04 8:32

I mean, I thought it was great. I I wasn't nervous like Egar to get out of the car. Um it was just crazy and wild all the time, every night, every day. I remember one story sticks out to me. There was like a neighbor kid with a puppy.

SPEAKER_06 8:54

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:56

And there were kids in the streets like running around wild and crazy and bremelos and just craziness.

SPEAKER_03 9:05

And then hoopties everywhere.

SPEAKER_04 9:07

Yeah, yeah. This this uh it was just sort of mayhem. It was so great.

SPEAKER_02 9:13

Yeah, well, yeah, dude. Like the the parties were non-stop, like you know. We were what 19? You were still in high school, maybe. You were like 17.

SPEAKER_04 9:22

I think I was really young. Yeah. To be hanging out together. Yeah, no bars. What we couldn't go to the bars, no social media, no online dating, like no cell phones, right? Yeah. Just mayhem. And this kid, he's his puppy got hit by a car or something.

SPEAKER_06 9:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:44

And he he just decided the dog needed to die. He was like, it got hit by a car and it needs to die now.

SPEAKER_02 9:52

And he came back. Well, it was like it was injured and suffering, basically.

SPEAKER_04 9:57

So he thought. I uh you know.

SPEAKER_03 10:02

He could have given it a chance. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:05

Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought, too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:08

Yeah, that was pretty rough, man. That was a tough tough one. I remember that.

SPEAKER_04 10:11

He went and got a 22, like a tiny little pea shooter gun to kill it with, to put it out of its misery, in quotes.

SPEAKER_06 10:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:20

And then he just kept shooting the dog.

SPEAKER_06 10:23

So bad.

SPEAKER_04 10:25

It was so awful. Hearing the dog. Josh, were you there for that?

SPEAKER_03 10:29

No, but I remember I don't know who I was talking to on the phone. I was in San Diego, and someone was telling me about that. It might have been John Harnett or you. I'm not sure, but I remember hearing it, and I didn't think about it for the longest time until uh Sheehan here brought it up the other day. It was a horrifying thing to just instantly remember that it was Nate that was the one that was shooting the dog. I think it was Jake. Oh, it was Jake. Yeah. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 10:55

It was totally traumatic. You're right. You're right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:00

God, it's fucking brutal. But anyway, so that was the type of uh summer we had. And then after this, it was time for Tanik and I to go back to college. We weren't allowed in the dorms anymore. So we got our first ever apartment. Like, you know, I don't know if any of you guys have had one of those, like your first ever apartment that was all yours to do whatever with whatever you wanted with.

SPEAKER_03 11:24

That was me and uh boy and elf over on Halverson Street. Yeah. That was our first, like I remember that.

SPEAKER_02 11:34

Halverson Corner Thugs. Yeah, that was our gang.

SPEAKER_03 11:37

The H T HCT Halverson Corner Thugs. But yeah, that was uh it was liberating.

SPEAKER_02 11:43

Dude, it is totally liberating.

SPEAKER_04 11:45

And so we wait HCTs ever take DJTs?

SPEAKER_03 11:50

Oh, all the time. One in the toilet, one in the sink. We only had the one bathroom, so yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:58

You guys had to do a pancake stack. Yeah. I call top. Anyways. Uh so we go back and we get this place. It's just like uh a two-story little duplex. I think it was like 400 bucks a month to rent in Port Angeles.

SPEAKER_04 12:15

Yeah, we should call it the Humble Abode.

SPEAKER_02 12:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:20

And say, Welcome to the Humble Abode all the time.

SPEAKER_02 12:26

But uh, so we get this uh this place and it's amazing, and we were coming like I was repping Bremerton hard. Like I was just like staring down dudes from PA like Bremerton, you know? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:41

But um it wasn't even close. Like he would get into these rap battles with local rappers. And I swear these kids would be in tears. Remember J-Rod?

SPEAKER_02 12:56

Oh yeah, J-Rodd. I remember that. He wasn't bad though, he was a decent rapper.

SPEAKER_04 13:00

Not nearly as good as Sheehan.

SPEAKER_02 13:02

Well, yeah, well, thank you. But uh, okay, so let's talk about our first party there, because I think it's great. A first party in that place. So tonight, yeah, go for it.

SPEAKER_04 13:15

We just have to pay it to picture, like basically no furniture. Brown, I remember brown just shag carpet with a boombox in the corner, a little tape player.

SPEAKER_02 13:27

Yeah, and we had tapes that we stole from Josh's house. There was that one called Old School that was like, oh no, it had like a bunch of old school songs, and then we had uh we had the first Tupac tape, All Eyes on Me. Oh, wait, I'll we had All Eyes on Me, and those were basically the only two tapes we had.

SPEAKER_04 13:46

Yeah, I I remember we had some old dirty bastard or red man or yeah. It was it was an empty kitchen and an empty living room with nothing, but it was smoker friendly, weren't we just smoking cigarettes inside? Good old days smoking inside.

SPEAKER_02 14:12

Uh so yeah, the only thing the only thing we did was play that game boot ball. Yeah, remember remember like I had like we had an eraser, a pencil eraser, and like two psyrell boots, and we would try to make baskets into the each other's boot. Oh, you know.

SPEAKER_04 14:30

It's hard to convey that there was no internet, social media, smartphones, there was no Xbox. We were just sitting across the room throwing an eraser into each other.

SPEAKER_03 14:43

I mean, shit, you could have gone down to Woolworths and got some dominoes or something. No, totally.

SPEAKER_02 14:48

We were fucking pieces of work.

SPEAKER_04 14:50

So yeah, but well, no, I don't think we could afford the dominoes. I actually, side note, I actually was arrested. I had just gotten this job at AW, and the they had a dress code. They had a dress code, you had to wear black pants with a white t-shirt to work at AW, and I didn't have that, so I went into swings and stole the outfit and got tackled. I got tackled in the parking lot. I ended up going to Juvie for that. Oh shit. So I must have been 17, dude, because I went to Juvie for that.

SPEAKER_02 15:29

Yeah, I mean you're fresh out, you're you're fresh back from Bremerton, like you've been exposed to all this crime and hardness in Bremerton, and you're like now you're jacking a work uniform from Swain's.

SPEAKER_03 15:43

Instant corruption.

SPEAKER_04 15:45

So so obviously so there's She has the best, isn't he? I mean, he can get anyone to do anything.

SPEAKER_02 15:53

Not me. Anyways, so yeah, so obviously we have nothing to do, so then we figured we'd probably try to get some chicks, right?

SPEAKER_04 16:04

So it was like, you know, to try to convey, it was like a constant conversation. Like, where are the chicks? What are we gonna do? We need more chicks, like how are we gonna get how many chicks do you know? You know, how many I think I know like four, you know. And then we made friends with these high school dorky kids, uh Jared and Justin. And we met them at the college, so there was a a program at the college where you could go to college early at 17. It's called Running Start, and you could get into college, the state would pay your tuition if you passed these tests, yada yada yada. So there were other high school aged people at the college, and that's how we met these high school dorky guys.

SPEAKER_02 16:58

Yeah. I was like 18. I I wasn't even 19, I was eighteen, and you were like 17, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:04

Yeah. And these kids came over, these dorky high schoolers, and yeah, we rap battled them. Well, you rap battled them.

SPEAKER_02 17:15

God, that was like the right when Wu Tang came out, like everybody was flowing, you know?

SPEAKER_04 17:19

Yeah. You were for sure. So yeah, and so part of the Bremerton representation, too.

SPEAKER_02 17:26

100%, yeah. It was all about rep and Bremerton in freestyle.

SPEAKER_04 17:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:31

So uh so then so then we wanted so we used these dudes, we we hooked up with these guys, and we were like, okay, I think I came up with like a plan to get chicks there to our house, right?

SPEAKER_04 17:45

I think organically we were just again having the same conversation about who knows any chicks, right? And it just started going in a circle, and we would name a chick Anna, and and you would name a chick Rachel, whatever. And then they kept naming chicks over and over. We ran out because we were new to the town, you know?

SPEAKER_06 18:05

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:06

But these kids grew up there and they were in the high school there, and they and we were just like any good-looking girl, any hot chick, name her name. And and you had you had this pencil and you were bapping it on the on this notepad, and you just started writing down the names that they were naming off. And this this was pivotal. Pivotal moment. Um so it they just kept going and going around in a circle. We kept naming the hot, you know, sheehead and I ran out. They they named, I think we had 74 names on this list.

SPEAKER_02 18:50

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04 18:51

Were there phone numbers attached to these?

SPEAKER_02 18:55

No, that's the good part.

SPEAKER_04 18:57

Right, so this all organically, Sheehan really, I have to give you credit where credit is due, man. Because you are so full of these amazing ideas. Well, at least magical.

SPEAKER_02 19:12

Well, at 18, you you know, you're really into you know, girls, and it it causes your brain to come up with some haywire ideas.

SPEAKER_04 19:20

It's all I could think about.

SPEAKER_02 19:23

So let's so get so let's um let's talk about what happened next.

SPEAKER_04 19:27

So she had compels, to put it nicely. These dorky guys, he compels them to find you need to find the high school directory. Find it. No. And these guys, oh, okay. Oh, well, I think uh I have one maybe. Anyway, some uh like the next day might have been two days later, these dudes showed up with the Port Angeles high school directory. This was a thing back in the maybe we should let people know. This was how you could get a hold of people back in the day. They had a high school directory.

SPEAKER_02 20:12

Yeah, maybe it maybe it came from the faculty. I don't know where it came from.

SPEAKER_04 20:16

They stole it from the school somehow, or I don't know. Just like got their hands on it.

SPEAKER_03 20:23

The master copy from the office or something?

SPEAKER_04 20:25

Yeah, dude, something. And then and then Ryan was like, you guys need to call these girls. And they were like, okay. You know.

SPEAKER_02 20:39

So basically, what happens is if I recall every they started calling girls. Yeah, and and and the pitch was there's an invite-only VIP party. And it's your name has to be on this list to get in. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 21:00

You will not be allowed it. Well, so I think it just happened organically. Like they started calling the girls, and then after the fourth or fifth phone call, Ryan was just coming out, he was just freestyling these ideas out. And he's like, hey, we should tell them that it's it, you know, invite only, because we don't want all their boyfriends showing. We we've never met a single one of these girls. Neither sheehan or me had ever met a single one of these girls that these kids were calling for us.

SPEAKER_02 21:39

Nice. It was insane. Okay, so now so basically what happens is let's cut to the party. Okay. So remind you, that the place is barren. There's no furniture, there's just those like two little things. Mary VIP. And we start to and we start to and there's start starts to be knocks on the door, and literally. Literally like dozens of high school girls are coming over and we're checking them off the list.

SPEAKER_04 22:08

It was so we should also we forgot a details that the dorky guys that we made do all this stuff, they were so scared. This party was so hyped up before it happened. They were so scared they didn't even show up at the at the party. Like they weren't going to attend. We were like, come on, come through. Like you gotta introduce us to these people, you know? I said, no fucking way, we're not coming. Leave us out of this. In fact, don't even tell them that we, you know, they were like trying to get out of it, just distance themselves from it.

SPEAKER_02 22:48

Yeah, because like they were dorks, and these were all like the hottest chicks in high school. You know, these were like the S-tier girls from Port Angeles, and they were like D tier dudes. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:01

So, anyways, so just in the anticipation, dude, we're just me and Sheehan in the living room before the doorbell rang. We're just like waiting. I think we scheduled it for 8 p.m. When did we schedule to start it? Do you remember?

SPEAKER_02 23:16

Yeah, something like that. But, anyways, it it's me and Tanik, and we have an apartment full of like maybe 40 chicks and we've never met before. And we're just going around like talking to them, and it was and we're all gorgeous. Yeah, like they like these dudes like picked the hottest chicks of Port Angelus. And uh we it got to a point where we had a couple girls with the list that we enlisted to turn away people that weren't on the list, and we were turning away people, but we put girls in charge of the door.

SPEAKER_03 23:53

Is there like booze flowing at this point?

SPEAKER_02 23:56

Yeah, I think we have like boons and shit. Like I had I had my fake ID business going back then, you know. Like I had we had booze.

SPEAKER_04 24:03

Yeah, yeah, we had beer and yeah, boons.

SPEAKER_03 24:07

So all kinds of crimes are happening.

SPEAKER_02 24:09

Yeah, 100%. So, anyways, that set off the next two years of like Tanike becoming the biggest slayer ever in Port Angeles. He was like the hottest dude, he was like the Fabio of Port Angeles, and I was like his fat friend. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 24:23

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. We you were slaying just as much.

SPEAKER_02 24:30

Well, I don't that's that's ridiculous. That's not true. But um, okay, so so now so Josh now comes back at this point. You know, things are going well after that party because word spread about us. We were the bad dudes in town, and you know, like girls would always come over. We could you it's a place you could go to like have beer and shit, you know?

SPEAKER_04 24:49

So I'll tell you, I think we were famous is the wrong word, but we were famous.

SPEAKER_03 24:58

Notorious?

SPEAKER_04 24:59

In yeah, in the in the small town of PA at in this specific time period, Ryan and I were rock stars of this town.

SPEAKER_02 25:14

Of a small logging town, weapon B town.

SPEAKER_04 25:17

We would meet people and they just knew us and they had heard about us and they knew about us.

SPEAKER_02 25:23

I also think it's your name, you have an exotic name. So girls were like, ooh, have you seen this guy Tanike? You know?

SPEAKER_04 25:30

Yeah, you know, I never had one of the funny nicknames Stick. Used to call me Dunike sometimes.

SPEAKER_02 25:39

Yeah, yeah. It's it's just too original. But okay, so here's so so now Josh comes back into this story. So we go back to Bremerton, I think, the following summer, and Josh comes back from San Diego, and we always people from Bremerton would come party at that same apartment. And but by this time, Tanike had like got with so many girls, and like every fucking dude in Port Angeles, like just that it was like hated us. They like broke my window, you know, on my truck. And Josh and Pee Wee, you guys were hanging out at our place one night, and dudes rushed in and tried to kick Tanik's ass because he was like hitting on his girlfriend.

SPEAKER_03 26:17

Yeah, yeah, I very I remember that. Yeah, I was pretty wasted, but I remember a lot of it.

SPEAKER_02 26:22

Yeah, and so like this guy comes in and Tanik ended up kicking his ass. But Josh did one of the most hilarious things I think I've ever seen you do. So, like, these guys came in and like me, uh, I was like holding some people at bay. Remember, one of them called uh they thought uh Pee Wee was Mexican and they called him a spick. Yeah, yeah, I'm Italian, you know. But so tonight kicked his ass, but then the cops came and Josh made this like they uh they they took our like uh statements. Josh this statement he made was like I was really scared.

SPEAKER_03 26:58

Uh do you remember what you wrote? I was something like um I was just hanging out with these friends of mine from my hometown, and um well, these ruffians were about, and they came in, and one of them said that they were going to hope go home and get their gat, which I later found out meant gun, and just being like the most like clueless, dumb white boy ever from like suburbia that doesn't know anything about anything, and I'm telling this to the cops and they're writing it down and so fucking funny, man.

SPEAKER_02 27:33

Uh, what a good time. Oh my god. So, yeah, I mean I think that the you know the Bremerton attitude was front and center throughout that whole kind of rigmarole. And uh yeah, it was it was pretty dope. But I I think we need to get our fearless producer Kevin L. Jones in here. Kevin, you there? I am now. How's it going, guys? What's up, brothers? So uh maybe you can, Kevin. Do you have anything did you ever take the Bremerton attitude on the road?

SPEAKER_05 28:02

Oh yeah, man. Especially because I had to go to the Tri-Cities, which was barren, which was a desert. I mean, I literally, when I showed up in Richland the second day, I tried to go skateboarding because that's what you did in Bremerton, you know, at least in those days, you know. I'd go to that church that you know you had to you had to clean up after you moon that bus. But I was in that parking lot all the time practicing my ollies and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 28:30

Josh, did you ever bring represent Bremerton like outside the town? You said told some stuff about San Diego, but were you ever like outwardly Bremerton-ish?

SPEAKER_03 28:39

Like um, I mean, not really, aside from like I booked a lot of shows in Seattle. Which is super B Town and Tacoma. Yeah. And just try to like any like if I had like a national band that hit me up that was like, I think they're not gonna do as well in Bremerton, I'll try to do the show in Seattle kind of thing, you know. But uh it was just more professional, trying to be professional, so I wasn't like specifically being Bremerton or anything, but but uh no, I'm just like I like it doing my thing here, you know. Not really well, I mean, except for a couple times at work where I've I don't work in Bremerton, so I can act very Bremerton at work, and people are like, what's wrong with this kid?

SPEAKER_05 29:27

I have a question for Tanike though. Um Tanike, you came from San Juan Island, right? So when you got to Bremerton, like what were the differences you noticed, you know, and like did you feel like more of a kindred spirit with the B Town? Because it sure does sound like it, you know, without how you totally.

SPEAKER_02 29:46

I've I've met I've been meeting randomly a lot of people from Friday Harbor, and they're all like kind of Tanike-ish. You know what I mean? Friday Harbor has a real Tanike vibe.

SPEAKER_04 29:56

I'm not even from there. But you know, I'm gonna be honest. If you want to talk about representing B Town, T-Han is the number one most obnoxiously representative.

SPEAKER_02 30:17

I mean, everywhere we went, it was all about B Town represent what I got to tell you, and I I I it in in so many terms, I saw Greg Wheeler, the mayor of Bremerton today. I met with him actually last week, and uh I was wearing my Bremerton hat, and he I was just like, what's up, man? He was like, hey, it's kind of obnoxious. I need to tone down the Bremerton a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 30:44

You know, I think you should have told him that you're the real mayor.

SPEAKER_02 30:49

I should have told him that I'm on a fucking piece of his ass right now on the alley.

SPEAKER_04 30:55

Get back here, Colonel Sanders. Just let him know.

SPEAKER_02 30:58

Let him know. No, man, but uh, if you're from B Town, you gotta be proud of it, dude. You know what I mean? It's it's our hood. So, anyways. Um, Lagar, you got any other two cents to put in the machine here? Nope. I got a peso. I love it, which ain't worth shit.

SPEAKER_05 31:14

I I did want to ask a question though, uh, for for Josh. Josh, are you I saw your face when they mentioned that they had stolen tapes for you from the boom box, and you're still pretty pissed at that?

SPEAKER_03 31:27

I was like, you touched my fucking Tupac! I don't think they were mine because I wouldn't have owned either of those at that time. So they could have just been laying around in the downstairs area or something.

SPEAKER_04 31:43

We had that Tupac on repeat the entire party. All the way.

SPEAKER_01 31:48

Oh la song me. Right?

SPEAKER_03 31:52

Did it automatically switch to the other side? No, I think it was a manual. We had to manual it.

SPEAKER_05 32:00

Sorry, everybody.

SPEAKER_02 32:01

Well, uh tonight, man, it's so good to uh hook uh connect back with you, dude. Thanks for coming on the show. It was my pleasure. Helmy, like whenever you want to come step you know back into the Bremerton ring, pay us pay us a visit out here. Pay me and fucking Ligar a little visit. We'll we'll show you around the new the new town.

SPEAKER_04 32:19

I would love to. I'm I have a uh I actually I'm trying to tentatively schedule a trip up there, so we'll definitely keep you in touch.

SPEAKER_02 32:26

Nice, fantastic. All right, friends.

SPEAKER_04 32:28

Well and look, I love this podcast. It's the shit, it brings me back. I love listening to it. I've listened to every episode. This podcast is the best.

SPEAKER_02 32:38

Thanks, buddy. Dude, thanks so much, man. It's cool. Well, uh, B Town friends, thanks for joining us on another wonderful episode of B Town Stories with Schnazzle and Jerry. I'm Schnazzle. Hey, and I'm Jerry, and I just want to bid you adieu. And until next time, friends, take her easy.

SPEAKER_00 32:55

Hey, we're back again. Snazzle and Jerry and Robertton. Talking so shit, and spill it's a team.

SPEAKER_01 33:11

B Town Stories.

SPEAKER_03 33:13

B Town Stories is a red cobra production, created, produced, and written by Schnazzle Simpkins and Jerry Lagar. Also produced by Kevin L. Jones, with theme song by the supple dongs, and logo design from Darren Chalman.