Ep #50 'Viral McDonald’s Burger'

Our take on the viral video of McDonald's CEO  and what weather watchdogs are saying this week, PLUS our weekly viral reel reactions. 
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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

They were noticing that the keystrokes were eight times higher than what the normal colleagues were.

SPEAKER_05 0:10

They're like, my goodness, what kind of reports are you writing? It was like, I take Mavis Beacon.

SPEAKER_02 0:14

Right. It's like Rhonda is really good on her keyboard. So Sergeant X, aka Rhonda.

SPEAKER_05 0:23

Was dismissed without notice. Yep. I think she noticed.

SPEAKER_09 0:28

I think she noticed.

SPEAKER_04 0:34

It's a serious. Hey, I'm Tad Davis. I'm joined today with my best pal, Jared Chamless, writer, comedian, actor, awesome father. Father Galore is what we call him because he got a bunch of kids. FG. FG. Good old FG. And I'm joined today with my lovely, beautiful wife, Amber Davis. She's a writer, comedian, producer, actor, all the great things herself. She does a lot, a lot for uh other people. She's very selfless. But one thing that people don't know about her is that you know recently the time changed. We jumped forward uh an hour, spring Ford. And it doesn't matter to Amber because she keeps her swatch on mountain time. So it stays the same all year round. Uh she just uh adjusts every once in a while with the sundial in the backyard. But other than that, it's not weird, it's just uh something that she does. No, not weird at all. It's kind of weird, kind of corking.

SPEAKER_02 1:22

Sometimes they go Pacific, sometimes I go mountain. It just depends.

SPEAKER_04 1:26

Oh, oh getting a little crazy with Pacific. Okay, but hey, we're we are the creators of Nashville Nonsense. It's your family-friendly sketch comedy show right here on the channel. Got seasons one and two out there. You can watch right now. Season three coming very soon. We've already filmed some stuff, we've already written some stuff. Matter of fact, um in the opposite order. Yeah, opposite order. We filmed it and then wrote it. We wrote it. It made it better. Uh but matter of fact, I after after we're filming today, I think we're gonna uh stick around and maybe uh talk about some future stuff and uh flesh out some scripts so good stuff. And uh we've had plenty of people on our cast on the show. Uh they are lovely, we love them, they're amazing, but you won't see two. That's right. Because they stink.

SPEAKER_02 2:13

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SPEAKER_04 2:44

Yeah, and uh probably this content.

SPEAKER_05 2:50

It's not stopping you, episode one.

SPEAKER_02 2:54

You are driving around and you are binge listening to this on Spotify. On every single episode, you can actually text us right from the show notes. So text us uh your comment right in the show notes. We would love to hear from you. And we always start this is serious with a segment called Is It News. Is it is it news? This is where this is where I what I call I ride a scooter through the streets of the internet to find the newsworthy stories and I change the titles to or the headlines to protect the guilty.

SPEAKER_09 3:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:40

But if you have a news story that you want us to discuss on here, because these guys have not heard these news stories, and we discuss them and laugh about them and just jump into them. But if you have a news story that you want us to discuss again, you can text us from Spotify right in the show notes, you can drop us a comment right here, or you can email us. You can email us at this is serious at dadchavisproductions.com. That's this is serious at dadchavisproductions.com.

SPEAKER_04 4:10

Good stuff. Yeah. Um, please uh shoot us some of your stories, something that kept you out of the news, or probably you should have been in the news, uh, or even gossip, because we all like some gossip. We only got the tea on here on this is serious. Um I'm drinking water. Only kidding. And you're drinking coffee if you're not. Okay. All right. I won't if you won't.

SPEAKER_02 4:35

I got some news stories. Are you ready? Yes, please. All right. This one I call couldn't coach this gator.

SPEAKER_04 4:42

Oh, Aaron Hernandez? Oh. Too soon. Sorry. What? Too late. Too late, yeah. That's the first thing I thought of. Wasn't he a gator? He played with it. And you couldn't coach him. I couldn't coach this gator. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 5:00

So couldn't coach this gator.

SPEAKER_04 5:05

I mean, I I think my first answer was pretty solid.

SPEAKER_02 5:08

Yeah, that's a good try.

SPEAKER_04 5:09

I won't even put one in here.

SPEAKER_02 5:11

I'm gonna watch I'm gonna have us watch this quick little video. And this is the coach of Florida football team.

SPEAKER_05 5:18

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 5:21

He right. And he actually is um having a photo shoot in the stadium, and his publicists or whoever decide that they're gonna have an actual alligator on set.

SPEAKER_04 5:36

That's a good idea.

SPEAKER_07 5:37

Easy, Helena! Chill out! That is head coach John Summerall spending some quality time with an actual Florida gator, Helena. Now, Summerall, when he heard about the photo option, figured it was a good one. That thing's massive.

SPEAKER_05 5:52

How fast do you think those things are?

SPEAKER_07 5:54

Oh, they got quick spurts. She was being a little jumpy when the coach came within five feet of her. But eventually she settled down and the shoot went on without incident.

SPEAKER_05 6:09

She ran a block for him. So it looked like she was just walking where she wanted to. Yeah, but she's gonna go where she wants.

SPEAKER_02 6:15

Yeah, but he was, I mean, he he the article that I read about it was that, you know, he was just like, sure, this sounds great. That's fine, because he thought it was gonna be like a little, like, you know, those little, what do they call it? Caymans? The little tiny giggles.

SPEAKER_05 6:28

Oh, yeah. You know, tiny teeth.

SPEAKER_02 6:29

He thought it was gonna be like a little one.

SPEAKER_05 6:31

That's a mom they brought a seven-foot alligator by his seven-foot dinosaur alligator.

SPEAKER_02 6:35

And it's not like it's like on a chain or on a rope or something.

SPEAKER_04 6:39

Somebody dropped it off like they were gonna pick it back up later. There, you know what? Right there next to it. You know what reminds me of? Uh, one of my favorite sitcoms, Fraser, where uh Fraser has his publicist, I think her name's uh uh Phoebe or whatever, but he's having BB. BB, yeah, BB. Yes, um, for short for Belzebo or something. But anyway, yeah, she's she's evil. And but they they have like some kind of spat, so you got another publicist, and this guy had the bright idea to get him to do a uh a thing with the actual crane because his name's Fraser Crane, and he was gonna uh counsel or do some stuff with the crane. And uh it it went sideways.

SPEAKER_02 7:16

So but the publicist that his new publicist or new manager is like a Boy Scout.

SPEAKER_05 7:22

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:22

And it's just he's not a killer. You want your publicist to be a killer, I guess.

SPEAKER_05 7:25

My favorite on that show was always the brother.

SPEAKER_04 7:27

Yeah, Niles.

SPEAKER_02 7:29

So funny.

SPEAKER_04 7:30

David Allen Pierce. What's his name?

SPEAKER_02 7:32

David Hyde Pierce.

SPEAKER_04 7:33

I'm thinking of David.

SPEAKER_05 7:34

You were about to say David Allen Greer, which is not a hard place. I'm gonna say David Allen Pierce. There's a lot of Davids.

SPEAKER_02 7:41

They look a lot alike.

SPEAKER_05 7:42

David Allen, though. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, David Alan Greer, right?

SPEAKER_02 7:45

That's the best the best scene with the brother on that show is when he's ironing. If you ever get a like if you're if you ever get a chance, check out the clip of Niles, like he's ironing, and this whole scene where he's not even talking. It's like a whole, it looks like a Buster Keaton type scene. Because it like things get lit on fire, like all this, but it it's a good clip. It's probably like the dad was coming in. Three or four minutes of him acting with no words, and it is brilliant.

SPEAKER_04 8:16

Yeah, all the yeah, all the casts, great, good show, good quality stuff.

SPEAKER_02 8:20

I don't know, it's news.

SPEAKER_04 8:21

No, I mean nothing happened.

SPEAKER_05 8:22

It's looked like the alligator walked around and that guy was like, uh, it is it's kind of like I think he was mad.

SPEAKER_02 8:29

I think the coach was mad.

SPEAKER_05 8:30

I'd have been mad too that you called that news.

SPEAKER_02 8:32

Yeah. Okay, here's something that went viral just recently. Went viral. So this is very, very, very new like news. Um CEO Mickey D's goes viral. Do you know anything about this?

SPEAKER_05 8:46

I know what I guess Mickey D's is uh short for McDonald's. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 8:50

Do you know why it went viral?

SPEAKER_05 8:52

I have no idea.

SPEAKER_02 8:53

Okay. So this is an interesting thing here. Uh the McDonald's CEO tries the Big Arch, which is their new burger.

SPEAKER_04 9:03

I didn't know they had it.

SPEAKER_02 9:05

So they got a new burger and it's coming out. I don't even know if it's dropped yet, but it's like it's coming out.

SPEAKER_05 9:10

It's called the Big Arch? The Big Arch is the colour. Is it gonna come out in St. Louis?

SPEAKER_02 9:14

Yeah. Uh no, huh? It's like like all over. Like they tested it and now it's like launching. So this last week, you know, where we're filming this, it's this week, but last week, um, he posted this recently, and he is getting a lot of heat for this post.

SPEAKER_04 9:34

I'll see why.

SPEAKER_02 9:35

So just because of the the it's a little awkward.

SPEAKER_04 9:39

The sweater vest or something. Yeah, it's a little awkward.

SPEAKER_02 9:42

So this is him.

SPEAKER_04 9:43

All right.

SPEAKER_08 9:47

The big arch. This is something that we have tested already in Portugal, Germany, Canada. I love this product. It is so good. I'm gonna do a tasting right now, but I'm gonna eat this for my lunch, just so you know. So here we go. First, holy cow! God, that is a big burger. We've got a very unique kind of sesame poppy sort of bun on it. We've got two quarter pound patties, a delicious big arch sauce, and of course, some lettuce. So, oh, there's so much going on with this. First of all, let's try to get this thing. I don't even know how to attack it. So much there's also some crispy onions on here. That's a safety onion fruit. That is so good. He didn't even swallow it. It's a big bite for a big arch. It's distinctively McDonald's. See, he didn't even swallow it. He spit that out during the cut. It's a delicious product. Got sort of the cheeses and the gooeiness, uh, but those crispy onions as well gives a nice texture to the bottom. I bet he's a vegan. Yes, I'm gonna enjoy the rest of my lunch.

SPEAKER_02 11:00

People are just drilling down on this guy because it's like, first of all, he calls the burger a product. He's like, this is a product, and then he goes to eat it and he takes the smallest bite ever. So Burger King just put out an like one of these viral ads.

SPEAKER_05 11:18

With their CEO? With their CEO, and he's like, yeah, because he's probably eaten there before this.

SPEAKER_01 11:24

He's like, this is a best burger.

SPEAKER_05 11:27

It sounds like they made this burger to be edible, and so now the CEO's like, okay, I'll finally try the McDonald's. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_04 11:35

Yeah, he he took they took the littlest bite ever and he spit it off between takes, between the edits, and he he's got a I think he's a vegan because the way he's like, you know, talking about the burger. He doesn't he doesn't even want to pick it up. All this yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:49

He's getting drilled.

SPEAKER_04 11:50

Yeah. Like subway. Yeah, they should have put some kind of like um teleprompter for the dude. Something scripted out.

SPEAKER_05 11:57

Do you remember when McDonald's used to count how many burgers they had sold?

SPEAKER_02 12:00

Right. And it would be on the sign. Do you remember that?

SPEAKER_05 12:03

Oh, yeah. So many serves or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 12:04

They would put it on the signs. Uh huh.

SPEAKER_05 12:06

Yeah, it's like two billion sold. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:09

They can't now.

SPEAKER_05 12:10

You know, I saw someone do that anymore.

SPEAKER_02 12:12

Yeah. Uncountable.

SPEAKER_05 12:13

They've never said how good they are, they just told how many they sold.

SPEAKER_04 12:16

But they never I don't do, do they disclose where they get their meat from? Because on the in the pl on the planet, I don't, I might be, this might be my conspiracy hat on, but I don't think there's enough beef on the planet to support that many burgers sold.

SPEAKER_02 12:29

Well, it depends on the country, because some countries they don't serve beef.

SPEAKER_05 12:33

Some countries it's like lamb or you'll have to do some research, but I know I'm speaking a little bit out of my ballpark, but there is some I I think it's McDonald's, that the company that the beef is made is called 100% beef, is the name of the company. Oh, it's not actually 100% beef in the burger, but they say in the commercial. They say in the commercial, you know, with 100% I'm being for real.

SPEAKER_01 13:00

I don't know. I mean, is that a for real thing?

SPEAKER_05 13:03

And then, but it's the name of the company. They're not referring to the actual sandwich, they're saying This is a sneaky loophole. That is a sneaker. And something McDonald's would do, like they'd get their CEO to, why don't you eat the burger on TV? And he's over there, like, what? Yeah, yeah. It's disgusting. Made from a lot of clowns and grimaces.

SPEAKER_02 13:18

Yeah, this guy, I mean, look at him. He looks like he's really enjoying a sort of thing.

SPEAKER_04 13:22

I've never eaten a McDonald's. Yeah, he looks like he's about to throw up.

SPEAKER_02 13:25

He does not. Like Wendy's on here says, we do love a square. We love a square. And then like all kinds of things.

SPEAKER_05 13:33

I don't like that his description of everything was the texture, the gooeiness, the why aren't you saying anything that makes sense with a with the cheese? And the cheese is on every burger, man.

SPEAKER_04 13:46

I'm with you with it and with the Burger King guy whoever did it. Yeah. Just first thing you do, look at this, and then start devouring it. And I hate when people talk and eat, but go ahead and do it, man. Right.

SPEAKER_02 13:55

And here's the other thing is that the Burger King guy is like, he's like in the back of the house, like in a test kitchen, and he's eating it. Why is this guy sitting in? Where is he sitting?

SPEAKER_04 14:05

He's a break room inside the break room at McDonald's corporate.

SPEAKER_02 14:09

McDonald's break room. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:11

You know, it's interesting. I think the only play trying.

SPEAKER_02 14:13

He tried for efforts.

SPEAKER_04 14:15

I think the only play to do this if you're eating that burger is to go full Bill Murray, what about Bob? Like. And as you're eating it, you're describing you know all the the gloriousness of the thing.

SPEAKER_02 14:26

Now we'll say this that I saw because like you know, our our uh video production company, we also do branding. So one of like the the um Ink magazine, which is like for like you know, big for businesses and stuff.

SPEAKER_05 14:41

No.

SPEAKER_02 14:42

INC.

SPEAKER_05 14:43

Oh my bad.

SPEAKER_02 14:44

They they had a whole article about this that I read, and it was that, well, the good thing is is that people are wanting to go buy this burger. So I mean, even though they the CEO is maybe looks a little goofy doing this, people are still gonna go buy this burger.

SPEAKER_04 15:02

You know, bad press is always good press, I guess. Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:05

I mean, sort of depending on the press. I mean, depending on like if they're I don't know. But now there's all these reels of like people like like uh doing a improv and acting like this guy. No, they're like dressed up like this guy and they're doing like donalds and gets sprite.

SPEAKER_05 15:26

Man, get out of here. You know you're getting Coca-Cola. You're such a liar. Yeah, like it's yeah, clear cup, already knows cocaine. That's right. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:36

I'm not a big McDonald's fan, but I will say this that I do like Sprite, and I will say that something's something's in there like fries. Well, the fries, but also the soft drinks. Like they're soft drinks are really good.

SPEAKER_05 15:50

They mix them. That's how they mix them.

SPEAKER_02 15:51

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 15:52

Something for real. That's how they mix them. Because it comes with syrup and you mix it with the uh the uh carbonation. Carbonated water, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:00

Well however they do it, they're scared of it.

SPEAKER_04 16:03

It's true. Have you ever worked I worked at McDonald's. Have you worked at McDonald's? No. Uh so I worked at McDonald's and Rhino Cron on Pea Street. And um the way It's very specific. Yeah. Uh and uh I I quit in the middle of a chef too because I think that's a requirement if you're at the quit at the end of the day. Right, but I I I did everything there. I worked on the grill, did drive-through, did the cash pressure up front, fries, uh fries, everything, um, everything. And I've seen a lot of stuff. Um but there's one thing I also did was you had a wait for the delivery to come in and they get the meat and you put it in the cooler in the back. Well, the way it was set up there, I don't I guess it's still the same, but there's this big conveyor belt that would lead to downstairs, and they would push these boxes of meat down at you, and it would be like two of you down there, and I'd grab a box, and as I turn my back, you'd grab the next box, and we'd go back and forth and assembly like them all fine.

SPEAKER_01 16:54

It's like loose-old ball.

SPEAKER_04 16:55

Yeah. Well, it just kept coming, and it wasn't.

SPEAKER_01 16:58

That's what a conveyor belt does.

SPEAKER_04 17:00

Uh it was horrible. And so anyway, they kept not even meat, but okay, continue. So uh I was mad because I got covered up with a bunch of McDonald's meat, and so I was like, I'm out of here.

SPEAKER_02 17:10

It was a hundred percent beef avalanche.

SPEAKER_04 17:12

Beef Angus, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:14

It's a beef avalanche.

SPEAKER_05 17:16

Yeah, nobody likes that.

SPEAKER_02 17:17

Nobody likes a beef avalanche.

SPEAKER_05 17:19

He also you noticed that every place he said they tested it was out of this country, right? I'll tell you the only place I've eaten McDonald's and it was good was out of this country in Europe. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. They actually use like chicken for their chicken breast or they use cow for their hamburgers. It tasted different over in Europe.

SPEAKER_02 17:37

I had um McDonald's in Cairo, Egypt.

SPEAKER_04 17:39

And it was a lot better, wasn't it? Yeah. A lot better. It was yummy. Dickerson Road, yeah. I've had uh McDonald's in Alabama, and it was good.

SPEAKER_02 17:48

Okay. That's interesting.

SPEAKER_05 17:50

That's still in the country. Oh, well, if you say so. Alabama.

SPEAKER_02 17:53

Well we love Alabama. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04 17:57

Absolutely love Alabama.

SPEAKER_02 17:59

All right, so news.

SPEAKER_04 18:01

I mean Yeah, I think viral.

SPEAKER_05 18:03

So I do just because I like seeing this dork eat this burger that he's never had before.

SPEAKER_04 18:07

Yeah, that's um I think the way it's news to me is just being uh more self-aware. And there's a lot of there's a lot of uh blind spots in my life, I'm sure. Um, but just seeing something like that makes me more self-aware of what, you know, how you're doing things. I think me and that CEO have uh a lot in common.

SPEAKER_05 18:25

Like neither one of us like eating McDonald's.

SPEAKER_02 18:30

Or drink, well, he likes to drink Sprite. Well, we don't know if he's never even taken a sip. What you don't see on that is the servants that come in and tap his.

SPEAKER_05 18:38

You know why he didn't have to take a sip? Because he didn't swallow anything. That's right. He spit all that stuff out.

SPEAKER_02 18:43

Yeah, that's true. All right. Next news story key to work hack mystery.

SPEAKER_04 18:51

I gotta find this out.

SPEAKER_02 18:53

A work hack mystery.

SPEAKER_04 18:56

Oh, I don't know. Work hack mystery. It's like, did he solve a crime? Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_02 19:01

It's just a work hack.

SPEAKER_04 19:02

She said, nah.

SPEAKER_05 19:03

No.

SPEAKER_02 19:07

All right, it's a work hack. Um, so where do I have it here? It's uh a police officer um sacked and banned from profession for using this trick.

SPEAKER_04 19:21

And the trick work from home trick, that's what it said. Yeah, work from home.

SPEAKER_02 19:26

And so this police sergeant was working from home. Who and I don't know who that is. Um but the gist of this is is that this police sergeant or police officer put a notepad or a notebook on the keys and like laid it on the keys so that the keys were pressed down and were continually being pressed down so that this person didn't know.

SPEAKER_05 19:53

Somebody has a somebody's monitoring. It looked like they're typing, it just appears that it their keyboard is being used. Oh, okay. Right. Uh oh.

SPEAKER_04 20:03

Do you send like a crazy email to somebody?

SPEAKER_02 20:05

No, this person got caught because um they they they were noticing that the keystrokes were eight times higher than what the normal colleagues were.

SPEAKER_05 20:20

She's going to like 60,000. Like, my goodness, what kind of reports are you writing? It's like, I take Mavis Beacon.

SPEAKER_02 20:25

Right. It's like Rhonda is really good on her keyboard. She is really, really good.

SPEAKER_05 20:34

So wow, Sergeant X.

SPEAKER_02 20:36

So Sergeant X, aka Rhonda.

SPEAKER_05 20:39

Was dismissed without notice. Yep. I think she noticed.

SPEAKER_02 20:43

I think she noticed. Everybody else noticed.

SPEAKER_05 20:45

I'm pretty sure she did. She knows that Patreon button there. Did I say barred?

SPEAKER_02 20:50

Yeah. Barred from police and other law enforcement agencies after hearing found her behavior um amounted to gross misconduct. Oh, gross. How's that gross misconduct?

SPEAKER_05 21:02

I mean, there you know. I guess we should we didn't we didn't see the website that she must have landed on.

SPEAKER_02 21:10

I mean, if she used a sandwich to lay it on there, that would be gross.

SPEAKER_05 21:13

Is that the way that that word is being used? Does it mean a lot? Like a lot of misconduct? Yeah. And they're saying that putting the thing on your keyboard is a lot. Maybe because there's a lot of words.

SPEAKER_02 21:23

Maybe.

SPEAKER_05 21:24

Yeah, like eight times.

SPEAKER_02 21:25

Eight times gross.

SPEAKER_04 21:26

That's why I was gross.

SPEAKER_02 21:28

Gross eight times. Eight times gross mix misconduct.

SPEAKER_04 21:31

I don't know if that's yeah, I don't know. That's not news to me. I think she's gonna get fired.

SPEAKER_05 21:35

I don't think it's odd that they've banned her from any Yeah. I guess they'd say that she's not trustworthy then.

SPEAKER_04 21:41

I think uh very they're probably just gonna make her come in. Just make her come work work from the office then.

SPEAKER_05 21:46

That would be punishment. Because if you're working from home, you go, all right, from now on you have to work from the office. And then she'd end up quitting. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Should have called us. Yeah. Should have called us. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:58

Here's another one. I'm picking up Up bad vibrations. So, you know, like the song I'm picking up bad vibrations.

SPEAKER_05 22:05

No, never heard that song.

SPEAKER_02 22:07

Not good vibrations, but bad vibrations. Right. Good, good, good. But this is bad, bad, bad, bad vibration.

SPEAKER_05 22:15

I'm thinking of Good Vibrations is by Peach Boys. Oh, I was thinking C Music Factory, isn't it? Oh. What did you vibration? That's what I was thinking. Yeah. I thought she was trying to do bad vibrations, and I'm like, that didn't even sound like the tone of what the song goes. You were thinking a different song. My brain.

SPEAKER_04 22:32

That one's on the off the rails. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't Ice T rap in that? Well I don't think so.

SPEAKER_05 22:40

Oh, it's not Ice T. He's on a TV show.

SPEAKER_02 22:42

Spike in Earth vibrations could be scrambling brains with bizarre ringing noise.

SPEAKER_04 22:48

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 22:48

So apparently.

SPEAKER_04 22:50

Is this from the growler from the Israel uh planes?

SPEAKER_02 22:54

Maybe. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 22:55

Or the real thing.

SPEAKER_02 22:58

Or the tunnel, the the Elon Musk tunnel. Maybe that's what it is. Like causing the vibration. A weather watchdog has reported an uptick in Earth's humlike heartbeat, raising concerns that it could be affecting people's brains.

SPEAKER_05 23:14

Wow. Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there because I need to know who is the watchdog. Yeah. That sounds like it could be just somebody with a can to the bottom of the street going, who are you? I'm the watch. Yeah, working from next door now. You remember like when you had to like cite your source of where you're getting this information?

SPEAKER_01 23:38

It just says watchdog.

SPEAKER_05 23:39

Weather watchdog. A weather watchdog.

SPEAKER_04 23:42

You know why it works? Alliteration. When you do alliteration, you get buy-in.

SPEAKER_02 23:48

Right.

SPEAKER_04 23:48

Yeah. So but like, no, seriously, I I believe it's the Israel like air defense. They have this thing called the growler or the growling or something like that. But basically, this is big plane, it doesn't shoot any weapons, but it emits like an electrical pulse to make the enemy hallucinate or not think that something's there.

SPEAKER_02 24:09

Or it's Bibi Netanyahu's belly because he's so hungry.

SPEAKER_05 24:12

Oh, he's fired at Bibi. He's hungry.

SPEAKER_02 24:16

He's growling. Um, so this is known as the shaman resonance. So there's a little video that I'm gonna show you this guy. Okay. And maybe he's the watchdog.

SPEAKER_00 24:27

There are people who are saying that the Schuman resonance is off the scale. Normally it's 7.83 cycles per second, which is the heartbeat of the earth, which is why we should walk barefoot. It drowns us, and then we are in sync with the pulse of the earth, the heartbeat of the earth. The sun has been doing strange things, and there are other planets that are affecting our solar system, and all of those create new energies, which drives the human residence bonkers. Some have measured it at 11 and 16 and higher cycles per second, you see. So that must have an effect. Is this phone? That's what I was saying. Somebody's gonna answer that call or cross the alarm. Some don't feel anything at all.

SPEAKER_05 25:19

See, barefoot, please tell not. He has to be if you mentioned it.

SPEAKER_04 25:23

He just stepped on a something. I like to see him barefoot in the YMCA downtown. Good way to get ringworm, my friend. Right.

SPEAKER_02 25:29

His heartbeat would his heartbeat would increase.

SPEAKER_04 25:33

Stay away from it. He changed your life.

SPEAKER_02 25:35

Yeah, so the Schumann resonance. Have you ever heard of this?

SPEAKER_05 25:39

No, but I'm not educated.

SPEAKER_02 25:40

The heartbeat of the earth.

SPEAKER_05 25:43

I've never heard the heartbeat of the earth. I've heard people say go barefooted, but not because you could feel the earth. The heartbeat.

SPEAKER_02 25:48

Yeah, I don't know. But they're trying to figure out why all of a sudden there's like the Schumann resonance is like really high like the last couple weeks, and so it's shaking of the earth.

SPEAKER_05 26:01

Yeah. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 26:02

Maybe it's because of it's all the curling that they did at the Olympics, shaking it up. You thought with the brushes? Yeah, it's the brushes. Yeah, different countries because so many countries are curling at the same time.

SPEAKER_05 26:17

I have no idea. What does it mean when it's up to 16? Or what if it gets to 45? 11. Yeah. What does it mean?

SPEAKER_02 26:22

I don't know. It's a high number.

SPEAKER_05 26:25

If it's 170, then what? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:27

Then we're dead.

SPEAKER_04 26:28

Yeah. Are we? You gotta put socks on.

SPEAKER_02 26:29

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 26:31

40. You got knee highs at least. Crocs.

SPEAKER_05 26:34

I would never wear crocs.

SPEAKER_02 26:36

You would if it's 150 sharps.

SPEAKER_05 26:38

I'm not sure I wouldn't. Residents. I bet you the only place I would even consider wearing them is the beach. If you're wearing crocs anywhere other than the beach.

SPEAKER_02 26:46

Why would you wear crocs at the beach?

SPEAKER_05 26:48

Why would you wear them, period, is what I want to know.

SPEAKER_02 26:50

I'm just saying because you get sand in it. Yeah, but they have holes in it. Right, but the holes are on top, not on the bottom. So you're putting sand in it and then you're walking on the beach.

SPEAKER_04 26:59

It's like well, it's like uh it we where you put your spaghetti in a colander or whatever it's called. It's like that. It's a colander? Yeah, it sifts out the sand.

SPEAKER_02 27:05

You can you know but the holes are on the bottom. I know.

SPEAKER_05 27:10

I'm saying the beach would be the only like it's like a sandal to me. I can't stand seeing them worn like in the mall or a grocery store. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 27:17

I just don't get it why you'd wear them at the beach.

SPEAKER_05 27:20

I just don't get it why you'd purchase them. Yeah. Just in general. Oh, just in general? They have holes in them, number one. Then they put stupid little chins in them. You can put things in them, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:28

Yeah, you can put little decorations.

SPEAKER_04 27:30

Maybe he's got them. But he's saying not to wear them. He's saying to go barefoot.

SPEAKER_02 27:35

We're supposed to go barefoot.

SPEAKER_05 27:37

Ice cream cones, um, ice teas.

SPEAKER_02 27:39

So do you walk around barefoot? Ground, it's called grounding. Do you be grounding barefoot outside?

SPEAKER_04 27:46

Not anymore. My feet are kind of tender. I don't like walking on pebbles. But I remember when I was younger, um, I would try to walk around barefoot a lot. And uh I grew up in the suburbs, and the asphalt gets hot, my friends, during the summer. And so I would actually try to test myself to see how long I can stay on the asphalt, or if we went to the beach on the sand to see how long I can be on the sand. Yep, on there with it, because it burns.

SPEAKER_02 28:09

I can understand being barefoot on the beach, but being barefoot in the suburbs doesn't make sense to me.

SPEAKER_05 28:14

Yeah, but I I don't go outside, I put shoes on. I have a pair of shoes that are outside the door when I put when I come in though, I do take my shoes off.

SPEAKER_02 28:20

Well, I mean, there's lots of signs. No shoes, no service.

SPEAKER_04 28:23

What I was gonna say is the reason I I started wearing shoes again is because when I was outside my neighborhood walking around, I actually stepped on a bee on the ground and stung my foot and it sucked. So I was like, I'm putting socks and shoes on.

SPEAKER_02 28:32

Sure. Yeah. So this guy's not getting any service because he's going around barefoot.

SPEAKER_04 28:37

This guy's like who gets stung by a bee.

SPEAKER_02 28:38

He's got a shirt on, but he doesn't get service because he didn't have shoes on.

SPEAKER_04 28:41

What about those people, the tribes all around you know, in Africa or in South America where they're running around barefoot? Yeah, Montana, those hippies.

SPEAKER_02 28:50

I mean, like they Montana is known for hippies.

SPEAKER_04 28:53

Uh Colorado. I don't think so. Montana's what I was thinking.

SPEAKER_05 28:58

But I'm just I'm just thinking about like where the casino. Yeah, walking around, running around barefooted.

SPEAKER_02 29:03

At the casino? I would not walk around barefoot at a casino.

SPEAKER_05 29:06

Not the tribal ones.

SPEAKER_02 29:08

What's it? It's already good. Don't give up.

SPEAKER_04 29:14

What's next?

SPEAKER_05 29:20

I can see the look on his face when he gave earth. He goes, All right, not even gonna get it out. Bye. What's next? I think that's it. Alright, that's it.

SPEAKER_01 29:27

That's all for the news. That's all for the news.

SPEAKER_04 29:30

All right. Was that Lee? No.

SPEAKER_01 29:33

Okay, so our next segment is always.

SPEAKER_04 29:36

Oh, what's the postline? Hey, this is where I go out and find a clip on the interwebs, uh, mainly uh mainly on Instagram. I go through my reels and I try to find out what I think's funny. And then what I'll do is I'll edit it uh two versions of it. One, the first version, is you'll see uh or hear something in a clip, and I'll show these Jabronis, and they gotta figure out what's funny about it. That's us. Yes, just so you know. So I'll show a short clip and uh it's kind of like uh a teaser, a little dabble do you, and then a little snippet. Yes, little nugget.

SPEAKER_06 30:12

That's a good word.

SPEAKER_04 30:13

Uh and then they gotta decide what's funny about it. So we got our first one here, and uh, this one's called I Do My Own Stunts. All right. Good stuff. There we go. All right. It makes me think about her. She's talking about she's uh takes a scooter through the news, whatever, so it's kind of like oh foreshadowing.

SPEAKER_02 30:32

Oh, okay, and I didn't even know this.

SPEAKER_04 30:34

Yeah. I was like, oh, she's over in this one.

SPEAKER_05 30:41

All right, so if you were listening, what was Bro's plan? It's a dude like uh he's on some kind of bike. It's like an elliptical bike. It's like kitty pedals, like ski pedals. Yeah. You're cross-country on a bike.

SPEAKER_02 30:56

He's got goggles on and like a little helmet.

SPEAKER_05 30:58

Yeah, when you're going that fast, wearing his underwear. Well, you you would do it without any underwear, Amber?

SPEAKER_02 31:04

That's no, I mean that's all he's wearing.

SPEAKER_04 31:08

But at least he's started somewhere.

SPEAKER_02 31:10

It looks like like a swimsuit from like the 1920s, like that a man. Yeah, I think he's a Vanderbilt.

SPEAKER_05 31:19

It's like the like the first Barbie that ever came out. So, what do you think is gonna be funny about it?

SPEAKER_02 31:26

Um I think he's gonna hit something.

SPEAKER_04 31:28

Oh, oh, keep in mind, I wanted to get your feedback, what your favorite one is out of all these three we're gonna show.

SPEAKER_02 31:34

So I'm sorry, what you got drop a comment on whatever one's your favorite out of these three.

SPEAKER_04 31:39

So, you what do you think's gonna happen? I think he's gonna hit something. Yeah, he's coming off that bike. He's gonna hit something? No.

SPEAKER_05 31:45

Plane Jane, that's vanilla. Come on. Maybe somebody's gonna throw something. Somebody's gonna be a bird.

SPEAKER_02 31:52

A bird's gonna hit him.

SPEAKER_05 31:53

What was Bro's plan? So obviously he's going somewhere he ought not be.

SPEAKER_02 31:56

Frisbee. Frisbee's gonna knock him off.

SPEAKER_05 31:58

You gotta think, you gotta think random.

SPEAKER_02 32:00

I'm thinking um Okay, just play it. By the way, locomotive. Uh battery-operated airplane.

SPEAKER_05 32:06

Sure. Just play it. How big would that plane have to be?

SPEAKER_01 32:18

A car?

SPEAKER_05 32:19

Oh. Oh, he went across the street.

SPEAKER_01 32:22

Wow.

SPEAKER_05 32:23

Into embankment. That's it didn't look like it's ended yet.

SPEAKER_02 32:26

No, that's disappointing because I thought it was gonna be something bigger than disappointing?

SPEAKER_05 32:31

Yeah, because he knows he went, he went across the street with like didn't look, he did not look both ways.

SPEAKER_02 32:36

No. No. Well, he didn't look forward.

SPEAKER_05 32:38

He hit that embedded. No, I think he was looking, but then where else was he gonna go? Yeah, he couldn't. He was going so fast too. That's what they said. What was his plan? Because you went straight on the street and you hit an ice blank.

SPEAKER_02 32:48

But he probably didn't get hurt because that looks snow.

SPEAKER_05 32:52

Yeah, everybody knows snow isn't hard. Yeah. When you're going 35 miles per hour. But I got a lot of questions. Do you? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:58

One big question is who's filming this?

SPEAKER_04 33:01

And how are they not related in a car?

SPEAKER_02 33:04

So they're just driving a car.

SPEAKER_04 33:06

No, they see they're seeing him going down the sidewalk. They're like, what is this guy doing?

SPEAKER_05 33:09

And they go, this is gonna end bad. And they go, well, we we'll we'll cancel our plans and we'll just finish following this guy.

SPEAKER_04 33:14

Yeah, and they could be like, why is this guy? It's so it's like 14 degrees out. Dude's wearing his underwear, like Mr. Vanderbilt out here in a leather cap.

SPEAKER_02 33:22

Any part of this segment should be, is this AI or isn't it? No, it's an AI. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 33:28

No, it's not. Because why would somebody film that? Yeah, it's been way better than better.

SPEAKER_02 33:31

How would he how would somebody film that?

SPEAKER_05 33:34

With their hand.

SPEAKER_04 33:35

Yeah, just out the window. Holding the phone. Like just vertical. Yeah. I guess.

SPEAKER_02 33:42

Like, look, I mean, somebody's filming that? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:46

Yeah. What part of you? How do you not understand?

SPEAKER_02 33:49

Wait a minute, somebody's actually recording it. Okay, now, now, hold on. Let's go through this. Because I just saw this guy and he was talking about AI stuff. Okay. He was talking about how you can tell when it's AI.

SPEAKER_09 34:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 34:01

And one of the ways that you can tell it's AI is if it looks like a handheld camera, but it's not shaking.

SPEAKER_04 34:07

That is no. What if you're in a car and your arm is like on the steady?

SPEAKER_02 34:11

But not steady.

SPEAKER_04 34:12

I'm just telling you right now, I'm telling you right now, in my editor.

SPEAKER_02 34:15

Right. I mean, you know.

SPEAKER_04 34:16

There's a couple things. He could that camera could be on like a gyro, but I know if I have held my cell phone out the window and filmed and I took it in my editor, it has a des destabilizer effect on it. So it'll take a little shape.

SPEAKER_05 34:28

Or if you're going through, you just put your arm on the window, it shouldn't really be shaking that much. You can hold your hand still. I mean, there will be little. Well, your hand is shaking already.

SPEAKER_04 34:36

That's not a telltale sign of AI. Like, you know, I know it's because it's not shaking.

SPEAKER_05 34:40

Should look like the Blair Witch Project. This guy's got a great hand.

SPEAKER_01 34:46

It's just a shaky camera.

SPEAKER_05 34:48

Do you know that the guy maybe he got a gimbal for elbow? Maybe he had his hand amputated and he had it replaced with a robot hand that doesn't shake. Right.

SPEAKER_02 34:56

Could be. Another of the AI guys said is that you watch to see if there's weird things in the background happening, like somebody walking off and to like a like something that doesn't match. None of that is here, though. We haven't, I haven't seen. Let's look. What? Let's look. Let's watch it. Look behind.

SPEAKER_05 35:15

Look at that leprechaun in the back walking.

SPEAKER_02 35:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 35:18

Watch him cross the street and then hit the embankment.

SPEAKER_02 35:23

Does it look normal?

SPEAKER_05 35:24

It looks pretty clean because right there, right there is where he he realizes. You see him like hunker down. Oh no, yeah. He's like, I don't want to have to jump this thing. Yeah, you can't. It doesn't look like it even turns. Does it have the ability to turn? Uh I don't know. Not on a dime. Is it two wheels in the front and one in the back?

SPEAKER_04 35:38

Or a quarter. Yeah, or a quarter. 50 cent piece. Can't even turn on that.

SPEAKER_02 35:44

All right.

SPEAKER_04 35:45

$2 bill.

SPEAKER_02 35:46

No shaking, so I guess it's real.

SPEAKER_04 35:49

Right. Thank you, Amber. Yeah, thanks. All right. So the next one, holy smokes. Uh, it's called Pranking My Dad. This is an oldie but goody. I've seen this before, but it's uh very cute. Uh I like it. Uh I thought it was very funny as well. Um pranking my dad.

SPEAKER_02 36:04

Pranking my dad. We'll see. I'm gonna prank my dad.

SPEAKER_05 36:09

Oh, this is AI. No kid looks that neat.

SPEAKER_02 36:12

Look how shaky the camera looks like. Look at him.

SPEAKER_05 36:13

The kid looks like an alien. They definitely see the guy in the background, he disappeared? Yeah. Right. Pranking my dad. We didn't get much here. This kid's gonna do something. I bet he hits his dad in the below the belt. Oh. That's what I think.

SPEAKER_02 36:26

It's always that, isn't it?

SPEAKER_05 36:28

It's a moneymaker.

unknown 36:30

Oh man.

SPEAKER_04 36:33

America's home video stuff.

SPEAKER_05 36:35

I don't know. You can refer to it as your moneymaker.

SPEAKER_02 36:38

Okay, here we go. Let's find out.

SPEAKER_05 36:40

It's a different show. Oh. Oh, he can prank his dad. Uh-oh. Oh, he's gonna hop out and scare you.

SPEAKER_02 36:46

Hiding in a trench kit.

SPEAKER_05 36:48

He's been there for a while. See the time change? He left all the trash and the dad's gonna.

SPEAKER_09 36:56

Oh no.

SPEAKER_05 37:00

Oh. Oh man.

SPEAKER_02 37:03

I don't know. Is that AI? It looks like the camera's shaking.

SPEAKER_05 37:08

He didn't prank him at all. He got garbage thrown on him. Oh man. I do think it is AI because the camera is still. Yeah, it's so still. And the dad walked away. Remember when he was there and he watched my camera? Yeah, look, like it's just sitting on the deck or something. Like he just propped his phone up there. Two different screens. That kid was hiding in the garbage only to have garbage thrown on him.

SPEAKER_02 37:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 37:28

Oh man. Kid needs to be better at pranking. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:31

That's crazy. To be late for dinner. It was like bottles that he threw on him. Like a like a bag full of bottles.

SPEAKER_05 37:38

Yeah, by the way, that dad was walking. Exactly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:43

Well, that dad, I think this should be like we call services on this family, maybe.

SPEAKER_05 37:48

Oh yeah? What kind of services? Waste management. Oh. Waste management services? Yeah. BFI.

SPEAKER_01 37:57

Yeah. Okay. Interesting.

SPEAKER_05 38:01

Finally gets to the dump and he's like, what are you doing to you, kid?

SPEAKER_06 38:03

I'm playing a prank on my dad.

SPEAKER_04 38:06

He threw you away. Hey man, I'm telling you, that's two solid videos. Oh, real boy.

SPEAKER_02 38:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 38:14

All right, here we go. Okay, this one's called a harmful.

SPEAKER_02 38:17

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 38:18

This is all good. I'm giving gold here. All right, so bronze and great. Exactly. Harmless fun. Harmless fun. Harmless fun. Yeah, yeah. I like the name of it.

SPEAKER_02 38:27

That I mean, that's what we do here is harmless. Yeah, that calls us all the time.

SPEAKER_05 38:30

Harmless fun. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 38:34

Uh-oh. That's not harmless. Somebody's He is flipping the what are they called? Circuit Breaker? Circuit breaker.

SPEAKER_05 38:43

It's a small one though.

SPEAKER_02 38:44

He acted like he didn't know what he's doing, but here's the thing. Why is somebody filming him not knowing what he's doing?

SPEAKER_05 38:51

Yeah, I didn't see that. I saw him knowing exactly what he was doing. Oh, really?

SPEAKER_02 38:55

You think so?

SPEAKER_05 38:56

It's not a very big circuit. So what is that? Maybe like to the hot water? Somebody taking a shower and he just cut the hot water off.

SPEAKER_01 39:02

Hot tub?

SPEAKER_04 39:03

Hot tub, maybe. Or maybe he cut the power on. Oh it was off? Maybe he cut it on. Maybe some people were uh fried him up.

SPEAKER_02 39:11

I don't know. Okay. It says harmless. It's harmless fun. Yeah, it's hard. Harmless fun. Okay, here we go. Harmless fun.

SPEAKER_04 39:19

Read the caption.

SPEAKER_02 39:20

My daughter's upstairs playing Ouija with her best friends.

SPEAKER_05 39:23

Oh, he's shutting the lights off on them.

SPEAKER_02 39:32

That's not where that dad should be. If his daughter's upstairs doing a Ouija board. You don't want to be around and summon a witchcraft, and he's like Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 39:43

Yeah, and he's like, I'm gonna go down here, then you I'm gonna teach you. Yeah. Yeah. Summon the witches in the dark. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:50

First of all, he should be up there.

SPEAKER_04 39:52

Probably like throwing that Ouija board away. First of all. But that's funny. Is that not a small box though? I think that's the main power. Okay. So like the usually the smaller box is like a main power. But it could be, this is like in a garage, and they could have some kind of room upstairs above the garage. Then it's just running the slumber party or something like that. Like whatever. Sure. So that's probably what that is all about. That's right. So harmless fun.

unknown 40:18

It's good.

SPEAKER_02 40:24

Yeah. I like the guy on the bike. I think out of all three of those, the guy on the bike was the best one.

SPEAKER_04 40:29

With the goggles and the child abuse one?

SPEAKER_02 40:32

Yeah, and the turn of the century swimsuit.

SPEAKER_04 40:35

I like seeing that guy fly off.

SPEAKER_05 40:37

That was in his underwear. I mean, that was not a high point, but for some of us. I guess for some.

SPEAKER_02 40:46

We usually sh do a show and tell. Did y'all bring something to show and tell today? This is where Chad.

SPEAKER_05 40:51

Maybe I did, and maybe I did.

SPEAKER_02 40:52

This is where Chad and Jared bring something to show and tell, and you get to be the judge.

SPEAKER_04 40:56

Yeah, just like in preschool or kindergarten, you bring something to the class, you would show it and you would tell about it. Jared always has something cool in your satchel. What you got today, man?

SPEAKER_05 41:03

Oh, nothing but cool stuff, Mr. Chad. Oh yeah. This is an autograph baseball by one Mickey Mantle.

SPEAKER_02 41:13

Wow.

SPEAKER_05 41:14

How about that? That's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_02 41:16

That's way cool.

SPEAKER_05 41:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 41:18

Can I ask you something? Like for real. For really, for really. So I'm looking at this. I know that um you had family members, or even like your dad, would get um be traveling around and new people and get is this how you got this?

SPEAKER_05 41:30

Mm-hmm. My uncle was a really big baseball fan, and he was friends with a lot of umpires. So he would ask them, you know, like to get balls signed and stuff. So I've got I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 41:46

I got another follow-up question. Uh, we've had an episode before where your mom does autographs. Correct.

SPEAKER_05 41:52

Yeah. No, she she did one autograph. Oh, okay. She would only do Mickey Mannels? Porter wagon. Oh, Porter Wagner. Who she worked for and he told her to do it. Okay. This wasn't like her going, like, I'm gonna go out on my own and start forging porters. I didn't know this was like you were like eight years old and like, I really want a Mickey Mantle ball. No, no, I brought Mickey, I didn't know who to bring. I've got uh You got a bunch though. I do, yeah. We've got uh we've got Pete Rose, Johnny Binkel. Oh, whoa. Uh I mean we got some oldies, man. We got some some old.

SPEAKER_02 42:22

Do you have like don't they have to have like some kind of certification or something with them?

SPEAKER_05 42:25

Here's the thing. I recently went to go uh to try and find out like what are they valued at. Okay. And you do have to have like there is a process where they can determine whether it really is Mickey Mantles a culture or not. Oh. They have a way to tell.

SPEAKER_01 42:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 42:39

And it's uh from what I gathered, around $20 a ball.

SPEAKER_01 42:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 42:43

But if you're gonna sell them, then that is obviously what someone wants done because someone who's purchasing it wants to know their uh it's only twenty dollars a ball. For them to assess uh. Dude, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah. Well, Mickey Mano held it. You wouldn't want to hold a ball Mickey Manto to hell? I don't know. I don't know if I want to take it out of the way. You're making me nervous. Yeah, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 43:06

All your sweat is on it. Oh, wipe it off.

SPEAKER_05 43:11

Yeah, I do have I have one that was uh I have a ball signed by Nolan Ryan. Okay. And I got I actually saw Nolan Ryan. He was out there at Grand Old Opry. But um, I didn't put it in one of like these containers like this. Okay. I just I have a had a cardboard box at the time. It was we had more balls autographed than we did cases. Oh they would the ball we would just throw it in the ball. I mean we had collect them, but not like we didn't have them set up. You know, we collected it's in a box. And the Nolan Ryan has all but I can look at it and I can tell you I go ask the Nolan Ryan ball, right? Right. But because it wasn't uh inside.

SPEAKER_04 43:54

I by uh Steven Tyler. Yeah. But I think some of that got because of people handling the ball, got smudged and stuff.

SPEAKER_09 44:00

I don't know where it is.

SPEAKER_05 44:01

Anyways.

SPEAKER_09 44:02

That's really cool.

SPEAKER_05 44:03

If you keep it under you keep the the air, the oxygen is what'll ruin the signatures on it.

SPEAKER_02 44:10

Oxygen smudges it and sweaty f fingers.

SPEAKER_05 44:14

Yeah, yeah. That's cool.

SPEAKER_02 44:16

Yeah, that's very cool. Wow. That's pretty impressive.

SPEAKER_05 44:19

Oh. Interesting. I I'm trying to think if um like Babe Ruth, I guess would be the ultimate autograph baseball, but after Babe Ruth, I would think probably Mickey Manor would be up there.

SPEAKER_02 44:28

There's somebody, there's somebody that is like an obscure player. That no, that's the baseball card. There's some baseball card Wagner.

SPEAKER_05 44:37

Uh horse Wagner or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 44:40

Something like that.

SPEAKER_05 44:41

Yeah. Or uh something Wagner. It's like the very first baseball card. Yes. That's just recently sold, I think, for Right.

SPEAKER_02 44:46

I saw that.

SPEAKER_05 44:47

Millions.

SPEAKER_02 44:48

Right. Yeah, it's bananas. Yeah. Interesting.

SPEAKER_04 44:51

Well, cool. All right. Well, uh mine is uh not a baseball. Okay. That's autographed. Yeah. Uh, but it's uh to do with someone famous. Uh okay, so uh my daughter hooked me up with Oh, I know what he went to. Yeah. The tickets to go see the Foo Fighters. I haven't gone yet. It's coming in August here. And uh the cool thing about it is a couple number of things. It's in the pit. So we're I'm gonna be right there up with Dave Gruel and uh smear and all these guys. Yeah, I mean Pap smear? Uh that's the name of the guitarist. Okay. For real season. Okay. I know.

SPEAKER_05 45:29

Pap smear. I misunderstood. Yeah, that's his name.

SPEAKER_02 45:33

So don't listeners. Yeah. So you're gonna have to like I know for me, if I'm gonna be there, I'm gonna have to do like I'd have to do a workout to prepare myself to be. 100%.

SPEAKER_04 45:44

You're not going? No. Okay. Gotta train. I gotta train on twofold. I gotta train to have Stanima sit to stand there that long. And also, I gotta train up on some core Foo Fighter songs on the guitar. So if they hey anybody know to play a song, get on stage and jump up. Yeah, have you got a good one?

SPEAKER_02 45:58

So drop drop your favorite Foo song in the comments because over here we've got the Foo Fighter pinball machine and it plays a lot of their songs.

SPEAKER_04 46:11

Uh, I have seen him live before back in '94 when he played with this other whatever band, um Nirvana, whatever that band is. Little bands. That's crazy. This guy has been in two huge bands. It's kind of like Paul McCartney. Uh we were just watching the documentary on him. Obviously, Paul McCartney was in The Beatles. The Beatles. And Beatles. And then he was also in a pretty famous band called Wings.

SPEAKER_01 46:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:39

Um, and so I mean, there I don't Wings wasn't as popular as the Beatles. Uh, granted, I don't like Wings. But I would say that Foo Fighters is just as popular as Nirvana. Or probably even. Who's the lead singer in Nirvana? Kirk Cobain. Yeah, yeah, I forgot him. That's right. Never mind.

SPEAKER_05 46:54

That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_04 46:54

Yep, yep.

SPEAKER_05 46:55

Yeah. But anyway, um Have you ever been to a concert where you have uh rode the crowd? The sur the how do you say it? Crowd surfed?

SPEAKER_04 47:02

No, but I have actually been on stage playing and I had saw people doing it. Really? Yeah. I've crowd surfed once. Like while you were playing? While I was playing, I saw people do that. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 47:14

They were crowdsurfing to your music. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:16

Well, I mean, I think I don't know if it was like our music that incited it. I think they were just having a good time.

SPEAKER_02 47:21

Well, while they were listening to you.

SPEAKER_04 47:23

So yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:24

We used to have something called River Stages, and I went to River Stages in Nashville.

SPEAKER_02 47:27

Oh, okay. River Stages?

SPEAKER_05 47:29

Yeah, they had three stages set up on the river down on second. Something they used to do. Remember that?

SPEAKER_02 47:34

Don't they have a uh isn't there a stage right there?

SPEAKER_05 47:37

They did it once a year.

SPEAKER_02 47:38

What's the name of that stage right there on the river?

SPEAKER_05 47:41

I saw Eric Abadu and No Doubt. Oh, okay. They do three stages, and like there's just shows are constantly going on. Like there's three people performing simultaneously, and just whoever you're in front of, you can't. Oh, that's interesting. So you did you surf from one venue to the other? No, no, it was in the room. Any area of the river? No, no, no. No, the river's where the the acts are. So I was surf, you were going backward like away from the river.

SPEAKER_02 48:04

So you surf away from the river.

SPEAKER_04 48:05

I did.

SPEAKER_02 48:06

Not down the river.

SPEAKER_04 48:07

I mean you can. No, typically that's what that they either you get away from the stage, they're you're going away from the stage, yes.

SPEAKER_02 48:13

They're trying to get you away from the stage.

SPEAKER_04 48:14

Well, I mean, that's where because you're getting passed by people, you know. Right.

SPEAKER_02 48:17

So they don't want to pass you towards the stage because then you might end up with the biggest.

SPEAKER_04 48:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:22

Nobody wants that.

SPEAKER_04 48:22

Wow. You excited? I'm very excited about this. This is so cool. Um, I'm I'm a huge fan. You're gonna wear a nice shirt? Uh yes, I'm gonna wear a uh very buttoned-down shirt.

SPEAKER_01 48:34

You wear a tuxedo?

SPEAKER_04 48:35

Yeah. Um I'm gonna take a bath.

SPEAKER_01 48:37

We'll rent a tux for you to wear.

SPEAKER_04 48:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:40

Just the top.

SPEAKER_04 48:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:42

And then you wear shorts.

SPEAKER_04 48:43

Yeah. It's gonna be great. Nice. I'm gonna do a tight tuck.

SPEAKER_01 48:47

A tight tuck.

SPEAKER_04 48:50

Yeah, that is Abby Lou going with you? Yes. Yeah, yeah. That's gonna be a good time. She'll love the tight tuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But uh it's cool though. So she she um worked it out where not only do you get tickets to go see the Foo Fighters, yeah. And I mean, to go see them in a huge stadium. I mean, that's cool. But to be in the pit, you're gonna be in the to be right there, um, you know, watching. It's like going to the the Kentucky Derby and being down on the on the field.

SPEAKER_02 49:19

Like in the field.

SPEAKER_05 49:20

Yeah. I've done that.

SPEAKER_02 49:21

Yeah. Have you been in the field at the Kentucky Derby?

SPEAKER_05 49:23

I've been to the Kentucky Derby, and that's the only place that we that we were at. Yeah, the other the Right, that's the place to be. Oh well. It was a place to be. Oh no, we didn't like it. There was a lot going on down there. Oh yeah. It looked like like I maybe should have belonged up there with the hats. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 49:41

The hats is like the fancy pants place. It's like in the stands. But then the Winnebagos are down in the Winnebagos.

SPEAKER_04 49:49

So you've got the have and have nots.

SPEAKER_02 49:50

Yeah, we have to do it.

SPEAKER_05 49:52

It's divided by the horses already. Just all kinds of divided. And yeah, like doing slide.

SPEAKER_02 50:00

Eating corn and not wearing shoes, grounding.

SPEAKER_05 50:03

I wish that not wearing shoes was the the worst of the worst. Is that where it went from 11 to 16?

unknown 50:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:10

Golly. Probably got rewarmed too. Yeah, really. Yeah. This is serious.