Ep #54 'What Is Dissaria?'

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Hospital squaters get Dissaria and what families fight about the most. Plus Time Traveling vs.The Rapture of the Church and our take on reels and social situations! Let's get into it - because THIS IS SERIOUS! 

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What they call me.

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SPEAKER_01 2:19

Gossip.

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No.

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SPEAKER_05 2:32

All right, I got some headlines in the news for us to discuss. Is it news? And here we go. I changed the headlines, of course. This headline I call hospital squatter. What do y'all think it's about?

SPEAKER_01 2:46

Man, well, those pans are hard to squat on. Um, man, I don't know. Hospital squatter. I'm I'm guessing that someone has already been there and is they've they feel like they've already gone and pay thousands of dollars and they're not leaving because they have a comfortable stay. They got food, they got TV, they got someone waiting on them hand in foot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:08

That is actually a great guess because uh this is a true headline here in Tallahassee, Florida. Oh there was a patient who was dismissed but just kind of hung out and decided to.

SPEAKER_02 3:22

Tallahassee's an Indian name, isn't it?

SPEAKER_05 3:25

Yeah, I guess so. Um but they refused to depart their hospital room. Um and they were charged. This article came out like recently, um, like this week, as we're filming it, and they were discharged in October. So that was based on where we are now.

SPEAKER_02 3:43

October 2025.

SPEAKER_05 3:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:48

They were dismissed. So they were dismissed, but not in the future. You're talking about behind.

SPEAKER_05 3:51

Yeah, behind. Yeah, this isn't in the future.

SPEAKER_02 3:54

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:56

So they're we're talking about six months. Yeah, like six months.

SPEAKER_01 3:59

The hospital's a fancy, fancy hotel, so they they gotta make money. They're losing money by having someone squat in the room.

SPEAKER_05 4:05

Yeah, the hospital said the resources have been diverted from helping other patients because the occupation of the room. And the defendant's continued occupancy prevents us from you know taking care of the patients, of course. Uh so yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:20

Were they Indian as well, the the patient?

SPEAKER_05 4:22

I don't think that has anything to do with it.

SPEAKER_02 4:24

Oh. Well, it was in Tallahassee, and the way you named it was like hospital squatter. That sounds like an Indian name. Okay, no, I didn't mean it that way. Aren't there Indian names like that? There's like Yeah, man of many squats. Yeah, yeah, or squatting dog or something like that. It's like a so how did they not boot him out? How do they not just throw him out? Yeah, I don't I don't get too much. I've seen the police at the hospitals before.

SPEAKER_05 4:44

This is what I don't understand about these things. These squatter situations, why you know, what happened like back when I was young, like you would see like raids and things.

SPEAKER_01 4:54

Back when I was young.

unknown 4:56

Thanks.

SPEAKER_01 4:57

And it died from dysarrhea.

SPEAKER_05 5:00

Dysarrhea?

SPEAKER_04 5:03

What is dysarria?

SPEAKER_02 5:05

What is dysphenes?

SPEAKER_03 5:07

Dyseteria?

SPEAKER_01 5:08

Both of them.

SPEAKER_02 5:10

It's a combination of diarrhea. You part of both ways. You did them both. You have dysarrhea.

SPEAKER_04 5:16

You know you got it bad when you got dysarrhea.

SPEAKER_02 5:18

Yeah, you clearly have never been as far as I've been on the organ drill, right?

SPEAKER_05 5:21

Wow. That's not on the orchid. That's off the organ drill.

SPEAKER_02 5:24

You take in number one, take in number two, and then the dysarrea. That's when both one and two come out. That's three simultaneous dysract.

SPEAKER_05 5:35

What in the world? Dysarria. So, yeah, so this uh Okay, I gotta compose those on you. That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_01 5:45

All right, so going back to this person, guy or woman that's squatting in this room.

SPEAKER_05 5:49

I don't understand why people, the police just don't like grab people and I've seen them drag somebody out of a car or somebody doing less.

SPEAKER_01 5:58

Yeah, well, not so much stuff. The authorities need to do something, but it's just like it seems like this common sense or common like a morality issue because there's people it's one thing. I mean, I'm not I'm not advocating for people taking people's homes or staying in a hotel long enough, but this is a hospital bed where people need care.

SPEAKER_05 6:17

Right.

SPEAKER_01 6:17

And so it's kind of you know, it's needed.

SPEAKER_05 6:19

Yeah, and what if they have a roommate in there?

SPEAKER_01 6:22

Yeah, like God.

SPEAKER_05 6:25

They've just got a revolving door on the roommate, but the one person just keeps staying there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:30

He's the one constant. Like, what is happening? Like, we discharged him six months ago, he just doesn't want to leave. Stay along at six week cafeteria foods, great.

SPEAKER_05 6:39

Then when the new person comes in, the the squatter is just like, let me tell you how it works around here.

SPEAKER_02 6:45

You can eat that jealous. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:47

If you order pudding on Thursday, you get dysarrhea.

SPEAKER_02 6:51

Just your tonsils.

SPEAKER_01 6:52

Just your tonsils. You gotta upgrade that.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

I've been here for six months. I got so much more than ice cream.

SPEAKER_05 6:57

Right. Oh my goodness. So, yeah. So I don't know if it's Florida.

SPEAKER_02 7:02

I'm not surprised, man. They have lax laws on everything.

SPEAKER_05 7:06

Do they?

SPEAKER_02 7:06

Florida?

SPEAKER_05 7:07

Yeah. Yeah. I guess.

SPEAKER_02 7:08

I think they have lax gun laws, don't they?

SPEAKER_05 7:10

Maybe. No more property tax. Yeah, no more property tax there.

SPEAKER_02 7:14

That's a good thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 7:15

Except if you're in a hospital bed.

SPEAKER_01 7:19

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 7:20

They need to start paying property tax. Okay, here's another one. Real life Mario water pipe mystery.

SPEAKER_02 7:32

Yeah, real life. I'm guessing this is a real Italian who's probably stuck in some kind of water pipe and he's got a mustache. Yeah, made by a Japanese man.

SPEAKER_03 7:47

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_02 7:48

It's the only Japanese toy that, you know, the only that's about an Italian plumber. Yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_05 7:54

I think that actually would be funnier than what this news story is, but it's pretty crazy. I got a video for y'all to watch. Oh, great. Okay, here we go.

SPEAKER_01 8:02

Is that the pipe he's in?

SPEAKER_00 8:03

Stopping traffic and surprising locals. It's fine. It almost looks like something you'd see in a certain video game. The steel pipe rose more than 42 feet into the air. Fortunately, no one was hurt. Authorities are still investigating what caused it to shoot up out of the ground. We do know that construction was underway at this site to connect a sewer line to a massive underground rainwater storage system to prevent flooding. The 88-foot steel pipe was supposed to hold back to the two Italian men in the expedition. The pipes now have been mostly pushed back underground, and officials plan to cut off the part that's still sticking out.

SPEAKER_01 8:43

I'm waiting for the big plant to come out or something. Wow, so that really that really just came up out of the ground.

SPEAKER_05 8:48

Came up out of the ground. This giant pipe. And think about it.

SPEAKER_02 8:52

In Japan, they have a lot of people in Japan, don't they? Right. Nobody was hurt.

SPEAKER_05 8:56

Yeah, this is in the middle of the night. It came up.

SPEAKER_02 8:59

Oh, okay, that's good. But still, I mean, part of the bridge?

SPEAKER_05 9:02

Yeah, I mean, it came up.

SPEAKER_02 9:03

Out of all the places that this could have happened, I would I would pick Japan as the least because I consider them to be extremely intelligent. I think they go to school engineering. Yeah, and I'm not trying to be able to do that. Right, right. I think like for them just to have an 88-foot pipe just pop up on the wrap and them like don't even know what happened.

SPEAKER_01 9:21

If this happened like in India or Turkey.

SPEAKER_02 9:25

One I'd wonder how the pipe got there.

SPEAKER_05 9:28

Right.

SPEAKER_02 9:29

I thought you were gonna say something like Wyoming or Indiana, but in India, I would be like, why do they even have a pipe? They shouldn't have running water. Right.

SPEAKER_05 9:36

Yeah, this is crazy. Like I can't imagine like the pipe like comes up and like, but it's eighty-eight foot long. And it popped out of the and it just pops out of the ground. Yeah. So it makes me wonder, like, of course, they're probably in Japan, they're like, whatever, this has never happened before. Well, they they're watching our news and we got sinkholes dropping cars in the middle.

SPEAKER_01 10:01

They think it's a new store. What's the pipe used for, do you know? Or I don't know. If it's a mysterious pipe.

SPEAKER_04 10:08

Yeah. That's yeah, lots of things.

SPEAKER_01 10:10

I think it holds oil. Fracking pipe.

SPEAKER_05 10:14

Maybe. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 10:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:15

That's news over there for sure. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:17

Yeah, I thought that was pretty crazy news.

SPEAKER_02 10:19

But it's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_05 10:19

I would I mean 88 feet.

SPEAKER_02 10:22

That's pretty high. That's like eight basketball goals, huh?

SPEAKER_05 10:27

Skyscraper. Yeah, it is like a skyscraper. That's crazy. So all right, here's another one. Time traveling present. This president, this is all news that recently happened. Uh crazy news that you might not have seen on the uh TVs, so that's why I'm sharing them. Time traveling president. What do you think?

SPEAKER_01 10:48

Uh I think it was maybe a president that went back in time and came back.

SPEAKER_05 10:56

It's not a very good guess.

SPEAKER_02 10:57

Oh, so I'm thinking I'm thinking they already know who the next president is going to be, and his name is time traveling.

SPEAKER_05 11:03

Oh, you think his name's time traveling.

SPEAKER_02 11:05

It's going to be the next, that's who's running against, I guess, for the next, like three years.

SPEAKER_05 11:10

Well, apparently, like you know, some people have been talking about like President Trump that he is a time traveler. Like apparently there's a conspiracy theory.

SPEAKER_01 11:20

I've heard me any of the sun was heard of bear I've heard like silly people on the internet, they put things together. And I've seen like pictures of Doppelganger, pictures of Baron Trump how he's gone through. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen that.

SPEAKER_05 11:33

Okay. I saw some kind of video clip where uh what's his name?

SPEAKER_01 11:38

The John Adams?

SPEAKER_05 11:40

No, not Jimmy Fallon, but the other Jimmy, Jimmy Kimmel like was talking about it again.

SPEAKER_01 11:44

He was.

SPEAKER_02 11:44

How far back do you think he's but no?

SPEAKER_05 11:46

This um this came out just recently where uh yeah, President Trump. And the reason why is because they they found this weird like thing.

SPEAKER_01 12:02

Toupe sketches.

SPEAKER_05 12:04

Yeah, like an ancient toupee.

SPEAKER_01 12:06

Yeah, he's gonna put his name on everything. That's funny. Is that fake?

SPEAKER_02 12:13

Come on, this is right. So they went backward in time, is what you're saying.

SPEAKER_05 12:17

This is a hundred-year-old sketch from a Prussian-born artist.

SPEAKER_01 12:23

Persian or Prussian? Prussian. Prussian, okay.

SPEAKER_05 12:25

Prussian.

SPEAKER_01 12:26

Oh Prussian, okay. Um Prussia. Persian?

SPEAKER_05 12:29

No, like Prussia was like before Russia.

SPEAKER_01 12:33

Yeah, we're we're ignorant. We don't know. I have no idea.

SPEAKER_05 12:36

Prussia.

unknown 12:37

No.

SPEAKER_05 12:38

Before Russia was a hundred years old?

SPEAKER_01 12:40

Did they have a speech impediment?

SPEAKER_05 12:42

No. Okay, so uh anyways. My bad. Hundred-year-old sketch here.

SPEAKER_02 12:48

Yeah, but okay, this is the only reason they're saying that Trump is a time traveler time traveler because the top of that says T-R-U-S-P.

SPEAKER_05 12:55

That's exactly why. Because they saw this sketch.

SPEAKER_02 12:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 12:59

And they think he's a time traveler.

SPEAKER_02 13:01

So he is the only and only Trump. Only Trump that's ever lived, you know, been, has been, ever will be. And so anytime we see his name on it.

SPEAKER_05 13:10

Maybe this is an Uno card or like a card, you know, where it's like I trump you. You know, that trumps this, this trumps that. Maybe that's where this came from. Could it possibly be? It's a big thing.

SPEAKER_02 13:21

If it's a time traveling card, it's a reverse card.

SPEAKER_05 13:24

Oh, it's a reverse then.

SPEAKER_02 13:25

I mean, so here's what I say. Even if he is a time traveler, a hundred years ago he was still doing it big. Look at him. His name is on this baller. On the at the very top of this thing. Right. So he's been doing it big for over a hundred years. That's why they hate on that. That's why they think it's him. How can you hate? Like he not only has he been around for over a hundred years, he's been on top for over a hundred years. Yeah. He is the best at winning. Sure. Yeah. Century after century after century. How can you hate? How can you hate somebody that's that good for that long? Oh, okay. Right.

SPEAKER_05 13:58

So he's like being reincarnated. He's being reincarnated to the best.

SPEAKER_02 14:01

That's the original Trump Tower right there. You see it in the middle? That's the Trump Tower. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:08

So they're saying that he Interesting. He um, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:12

No, I don't think he's time traveling.

SPEAKER_05 14:15

Yeah. Very interesting. If he did, he wouldn't go backwards.

SPEAKER_02 14:17

No, if you're time traveling, you're not going backwards anyway.

SPEAKER_05 14:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:21

Man. Would you son look at time traveling?

SPEAKER_05 14:24

So tall. Gigante. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 14:28

He's a gigante.

SPEAKER_05 14:29

He is.

SPEAKER_02 14:30

If you could time travel, but you could only go forward or backward. You had to pick one direction that you could go. Which way would you go? Um, I'd probably go back.

SPEAKER_01 14:38

Really? But you've already seen it. Yeah, but no, like I not seen it, but I haven't seen like I haven't lived through like the you know 50s and 60s or so you want to go back when it was harder? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 14:50

You're gonna change things?

SPEAKER_02 14:52

Yeah, change things. So it's not gonna be a great depression? Go back to the 20s.

SPEAKER_05 14:55

Because Chad?

SPEAKER_02 14:57

If Chad's gonna go back and get everybody happy.

SPEAKER_01 14:59

Yeah. That's right. Guys, listen, the 30s are rough, but I'd go back so no, I would go back just to change the the terminology for the pregnant Chad, the voting thing. That's the only reason I'd go back.

SPEAKER_02 15:11

Really?

SPEAKER_01 15:11

You do what? I don't know what the the future holds about. I uh I'll go forward.

SPEAKER_02 15:19

I'd go forward, man.

SPEAKER_01 15:20

You would?

SPEAKER_02 15:21

Because you can read about what's already happened. Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 15:23

Yeah, but you don't know what's gonna happen forward. That's why you time travel. What's that? No, I know that's why you want to go. You're gonna get dropped in and they're gonna grab you up and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 15:32

You would rather go back when like Hitler's doing stuff or no, no.

SPEAKER_05 15:36

What if you time travel forward and the rapture already happened?

SPEAKER_02 15:40

And then you're done.

SPEAKER_05 15:40

Then you're messed up.

SPEAKER_02 15:41

Well, no, because then if we when we got there, then if I were to be pulled up with the rapture as soon as I arrived there, I'm gonna be gone.

SPEAKER_05 15:48

No, but what if you time traveled in the future past the rapture?

SPEAKER_02 15:52

I'm supposed to be raptured up. If I go past it, then I'm already up.

SPEAKER_05 15:55

Is that how it works? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:57

I mean, we're talking about time travel, right?

SPEAKER_05 15:59

I don't know if that's how it works.

SPEAKER_02 16:00

I don't think you know. Because if you with no degree, you tell me about time travel when me, I've seen Back to the Future over a hundred times. I know how it works.

SPEAKER_05 16:09

Right.

SPEAKER_01 16:10

Yeah, you just gotta go at least 88 miles per hour with the flux recovery.

SPEAKER_05 16:13

Flux for flux, traveling forward, and you think that the rapture's gonna take you whenever it happens, but nothing else in the future is a you're affected by only the rapture.

SPEAKER_02 16:26

Yeah, that's a pretty big deal. I don't know if you know it. Twin twin Jesus is taking you to heaven.

SPEAKER_05 16:30

But I'm just saying that like when you're time traveling, you're leaping forward and you're not affected by anything.

SPEAKER_02 16:39

But my point is I'm saying, like, if let's say this line is where the rapture is, if I'm supposed to go up in that rapture, as soon as I cross the plane of what that is, then I'm gonna go up. I can't get to year three.

SPEAKER_01 16:50

Right now, right now, right now, I'm gonna go back in time to not have this conversation.

SPEAKER_02 16:56

What news you got? Yeah, what we got. Let's move forward now. Yeah, she acts like I don't know what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05 17:02

I'm just saying. I my wheels are thinking. I'm just thinking about that.

SPEAKER_02 17:05

I have a 12th grade education, Amber.

SPEAKER_05 17:07

Yes, yes, yes. All right. Energy habits cause arguments. Unlike time traveling.

SPEAKER_01 17:14

Well, how how much uh gigawatts does it take for a flux capacitor to be powered?

SPEAKER_05 17:20

Yeah. Energy habits cause arguments. What do you think?

SPEAKER_01 17:23

Uh people leaving like the light on and the dads are smacking the kids around the house. I think if somebody's drinking the monsters and then like they're getting in arguments.

SPEAKER_05 17:31

Yeah. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 17:32

Because of how bad they are for you.

SPEAKER_05 17:33

So it says in family arguments that studies have shown in the UK that energy habits cause the most family arguments out of all arguments.

SPEAKER_01 17:42

Energy habits.

SPEAKER_05 17:43

I don't know about that. I think like just financial. I mean, I guess it goes into financial.

SPEAKER_01 17:48

Energy drinks.

SPEAKER_05 17:49

Energy drinks.

SPEAKER_01 17:51

This guy. No, that's good credit. I'm making my guesses, man.

SPEAKER_05 17:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:56

I'll stand by my guesses. Yeah, you're the one that wants to go backward in time.

SPEAKER_05 17:59

More on four in ten households argue over leaving gadgets on and leaving the TV blaring while no one is watching, while the cost of heating and temperature of the of the uh thermostat causes arguments in 39% of the homes. I think that's higher. I think it's more I think it's higher than 39% that are arguing about the temperature.

SPEAKER_02 18:21

My kids argue all the time. They're like, will you please turn the heat on? I'm like, put a sweatshirt or a coat on. They're like, Papa, it's 62 in here. I'm not trying to heat the furniture guys. That's right. I'm like, 62? I've warmed it up for you guys. If you weren't here, I would drop it. But later.

SPEAKER_05 18:35

I think it should be um based on um how many dads, like if there's dads in the house, then it would go higher. Like 39% of homes, maybe it's because there's a lot of single moms out there that uh don't care about it. I think the dads are causing the argument.

SPEAKER_01 18:55

Oh, I think the lack of the dads are the right the reason the percentage is so low. Oh, is that that's what you're saying? And I'm thinking there's a demographic that you don't want to talk about.

SPEAKER_05 19:05

I think So who are you talking to? I don't even touch the thermostat. Right, right. You're not supposed to. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_02 19:13

I'm just saying, at my house, if there were a woman there, I would be like, hey, don't you slap them for me? Oh, okay. The only thing you can touch is on the stove.

SPEAKER_03 19:26

Oh man.

SPEAKER_02 19:30

You wanna you wanna raise something? How about you raise the temperature of that stove and put something in it?

SPEAKER_05 19:34

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_02 19:36

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_05 19:36

Woo! Okay. So I do not mess with th the thermostat because I just because she knows she knows it's gonna start an argument. I know I just don't care. You are blessed beyond measure, man. Well, here's married to somebody that doesn't care.

SPEAKER_01 19:51

Well, no, no, hey, I do care about the thermostat. I no, I mean I don't care. Oh, okay. What do you keep it at? Uh, you know, in the uh winter we keep it at 68. Uh-huh. In the summer, we keep it around 70.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

Oh, okay. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 20:04

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:05

And that and that it that's pretty low for the the AC in the in the yeah, we I don't run the AC in the wintertime. Okay. Um, I may turn the heat on. Okay. And the summer uh thing is is set like at 70. I'd rather be like at 60 something, but the kids they get to griping, their teeth are clicking or whatever. Yeah. Well. I woke up the other day and I was like, I was like, it is a little chilly. Let me say it was like 58 degrees, but the heat was on. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, how's the heat on? And at 58 degrees, and little Eden comes in there. I just turned it on, thank you. 58 degrees, Papa, really? And I go, I forgot to turn the heat on last night. Oh, yeah. Well the temperature's been going outside.

SPEAKER_01 20:48

I have done that before where I'm not paying attention to the weather and go to sleep and wake up and I can see my breath. I'm like, oops.

SPEAKER_05 20:54

And then uh, you apologize because you're the one in charge of it.

SPEAKER_01 21:00

Uh exactly, but I don't have any cover covers because you steal most of them.

SPEAKER_05 21:04

Oh, is that what happens?

SPEAKER_01 21:05

And um I got like a sheet or a little washcloth.

SPEAKER_05 21:08

Like a washcloth on my shoulder. I'm enjoying this podcast.

SPEAKER_02 21:12

Yeah. We're gonna watch it later.

unknown 21:15

Right.

SPEAKER_02 21:16

Play a for a therapist.

SPEAKER_05 21:17

Yeah, you're gonna have a washcloth. Uh news.

SPEAKER_02 21:22

Uh I think I don't know. Come on. Energy, energy. When I was married, we could argue about much better stuff than the uh medium temperature.

SPEAKER_05 21:32

It's leaving the lights on in empty rooms, leaving the TV on with nobody watching. Is that an issue for the body?

SPEAKER_02 21:38

Me and my kids, my kids are actually pretty leaving the light on in their bathroom. The girls are bad at that, but everybody I pretty much beat them enough that they know we turn the lights off and we're done with them. Right.

SPEAKER_01 21:46

Yeah, it bothers the snot out of me when a light is left on and no one's in the room. Like there's one light in this house that gets gets left on all the time and it should only be used on and off all the time. And it's the Steps to the garage. It's completely dark down there. So when you get in there, you can turn on the light and see where you're going up the stairs. Go inside, turn it off.

SPEAKER_05 22:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 22:08

Nobody, I'm the only one that turns it off.

SPEAKER_05 22:10

That's not true.

SPEAKER_01 22:11

Well, I'm the only one that goes in there and finds it on. How about that?

SPEAKER_02 22:16

Just leave it on and then don't tell her, but just unscrew the light bulb a little bit. Oh, it's on. And so then yeah, then it'll be off. And then like whenever you come, you just know you reach up and but you're assuming that I'm the one doing it.

SPEAKER_01 22:28

That's a pretty good assumption. I know I'm not doing it, so we won't bring Larry.

SPEAKER_05 22:35

Keeping appliances on standby, leaving windows open. Yeah, that's not gonna see you don't.

SPEAKER_01 22:42

One thing that does bother me too. I guess I guess I am bothered by this. Is this festivist? Yeah, because like it doesn't make sense. Like I go in the kitchen and someone's like having the refrigerator door open and they're like looking in there. It's banging and looking in there, and looking in there. You don't know what you want. You know, you know what's in there. It's not like nothing new. I mean you open it up and we don't have it. Well, I mean, it's like we get the same stuff over here. Come on, don't do that. She shops and goes grocery shopping and puts something new in there. My my main complaint is not about like it's more about the you know, people opening a door and just kind of looking and looking and looking at it. Let all the cold air out.

SPEAKER_05 23:20

Yeah, I don't know, the fridge doesn't bother me so much, but the freezer, if somebody's got the freezer open, that that can send me. Because uh there's stuff's melting in there.

SPEAKER_02 23:30

Dead body parts. Well, it's stuff's melting in there. Anyway, I'm not bothered.

SPEAKER_05 23:35

Yeah. Ever?

SPEAKER_02 23:36

Ever.

SPEAKER_05 23:37

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_02 23:37

I think there are much better arguments to have than on the energy.

SPEAKER_03 23:41

That's true. Yeah. I will say this.

SPEAKER_02 23:43

I am divorced, so I don't know if there are a chance to argue about that yet. We were working our way to the energy arguments, but we couldn't get past the infidelity. So we're baby steps, yeah. You can't start at the top of the ladder.

unknown 24:03

Right.

SPEAKER_03 24:05

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 24:06

Fridge room open or you know, it's choose your battles. Yeah, exactly. Choose your battles. Turn the air on and close the fridge. There's a couple of things.

SPEAKER_01 24:16

Close the fridge and close your legs.

SPEAKER_02 24:20

That's what I heard. Punchline.

SPEAKER_05 24:27

Family friendly.

SPEAKER_02 24:28

Family friendly, yeah, yeah. Oh, well, that's helping your family. Nailed it. Yeah. I mean, they're doing better now.

SPEAKER_05 24:34

All right. All right. So let's watch some reels. Look at all the reels.

SPEAKER_02 24:40

Yeah, yeah, punchline.

SPEAKER_01 24:41

What's the punchline?

unknown 24:42

What is it? All right.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

Can't get wait. Can't get wait to ready. What? I am ready to show you some clips. This is great, great stuff. Okay, so our first clip uh we have it's labeled potato logs. I repeat, potato logs. So uh just wet your whistle with that. Let's go ahead and show the first clip, and then uh you'll have to guess what's gonna make it funny.

SPEAKER_05 25:06

All right.

SPEAKER_01 25:07

Here we go. Potato logs.

SPEAKER_05 25:09

Potato logs.

SPEAKER_01 25:09

I heard you click it like 10 times. I'm still thinking of it. Here we go.

SPEAKER_05 25:15

Potato logs.

SPEAKER_02 25:16

That's gonna be uh quadruple clicks like 10 windows or three double clicks.

SPEAKER_06 25:21

I don't know. So in Georgia, we call these things right here potato logs. What y'all call them where y'all from?

SPEAKER_02 25:28

Potato edge.

SPEAKER_05 25:29

Yeah, potato edge. Potato skin.

SPEAKER_02 25:33

Potato log. To potato logs sounds like do you remember Lincoln logs when you were a kid? Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. I pictured like somebody with a Lincoln log and then just have a bunch of potatoes in it. Oh, okay. That's what you thought was gonna be. Yeah, I got you.

SPEAKER_05 25:44

So I would call that also um steak fries.

SPEAKER_02 25:47

Steak fries? Oh, yeah. Those are steak fries.

SPEAKER_01 25:50

Yeah. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, that would be funny. I've heard of steak fries. I know what steak fries are. That's not bad. But no, no, steak fries are are rectangular. They're not wedges.

SPEAKER_02 25:57

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_05 25:58

That's true. Those would be wedges.

SPEAKER_02 26:00

And they're usually lightly like a lighter color. Yeah, that's uh that's true.

SPEAKER_05 26:04

That is a wedge.

SPEAKER_02 26:05

That's just a wedge.

SPEAKER_01 26:08

What makes it funny? Let's check it out again.

SPEAKER_06 26:10

So in Georgia, we call these things right here.

SPEAKER_01 26:13

Why are fingernails?

SPEAKER_06 26:15

What y'all calling them where y'all from? We call them potato wedges here in Texas. But I don't know what y'all call these in Georgia.

SPEAKER_00 26:23

But in Texas.

SPEAKER_06 26:27

I told you.

SPEAKER_02 26:28

I was like, why are these fingernails so long? I was holding in. I spite my lips. We call them potato wedges too. We call these fingernail clippers.

SPEAKER_05 26:38

That is fingernails.

SPEAKER_02 26:43

Goodness gracious. I'm glad I caught that.

SPEAKER_05 26:46

Fingernails, that was a good call. Yeah, that's great.

SPEAKER_04 26:49

I thought Amber.

SPEAKER_01 26:51

I thought for sure Amber would be. Because she's always in the background. Always paying attention, like trying to pick out details.

SPEAKER_02 26:56

It looks like Wolverine's brother, Sabretooth. You know Sabretooth or his nails come out? Sabernails. Sabretooth is his name, I think. Sabretooth? Yeah, he's the you know if Wolverine's claws come out of his hand. Yeah, his brother, Sabretooth, his fingernails just kind of grew long. Ohverine, but he has some clippers on there.

SPEAKER_01 27:15

Yeah. He'd never met those fingernail clippers either.

SPEAKER_05 27:17

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 27:18

So the next one, next one's called quality time. Quality time. We all like the quality time. Quality time. Spending time. Quality time. Quality?

SPEAKER_05 27:28

Spending time. Sometimes making the right choice isn't easy.

SPEAKER_02 27:33

Okay, he's definitely playing a game, and that's either his wife or his daughter in front of the door.

SPEAKER_05 27:38

It looks like his wife.

SPEAKER_02 27:39

Wife, totally. Because she's she's definitely married.

SPEAKER_05 27:42

Right. And he's playing a video game or something. Sorry, Justin. He's playing a video game, and she stepped out.

SPEAKER_02 27:50

She stepped through the door. Looked like she had a question about the thermostat.

SPEAKER_05 27:56

She's gonna throw a potato wedge at him.

SPEAKER_01 27:58

Yeah. Oh man.

SPEAKER_05 28:00

All right.

SPEAKER_01 28:00

What do you think? What do you think is gonna make it funny? Quality time.

SPEAKER_02 28:03

She's gonna complain about him not playing with his kids or something, man. Quality. Not spending quality time.

SPEAKER_05 28:08

She's gonna throw something out of him.

SPEAKER_02 28:12

She didn't have nothing to say.

SPEAKER_05 28:13

I think she's gonna throw something out of here.

SPEAKER_01 28:14

Okay, let's see what makes it funny. Okay. I found it very funny.

SPEAKER_05 28:17

Oh no. He shuts the door.

SPEAKER_01 28:41

She comes back in. She comes back in. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 28:44

Is that it?

SPEAKER_01 28:44

That's it. Yeah, you gotta wait till it pauses. Okay, got it, got it.

SPEAKER_02 28:47

She comes back in to say something, and he didn't want to see her anymore. You're right. Definitely a wife. I thought it could have been a daughter.

SPEAKER_05 28:52

Oh well, not anymore.

SPEAKER_02 28:54

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:55

He was about to, you know, get start a new game. I'm trying to see what he's playing. I can't tell. It looks like Fortnite. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. It does to me. Does it? A little bit like Fortnite.

SPEAKER_05 29:06

Why is he sitting so close to the screen?

SPEAKER_01 29:08

Because he's old. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:09

I guess.

SPEAKER_01 29:10

He doesn't have glasses. Clearly, he's got a.

SPEAKER_05 29:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:14

He's got an he's got a nice TV, nice headset, nice controller. He just needs to be.

SPEAKER_05 29:18

He used to have a nice wife.

SPEAKER_01 29:20

You don't know that. No, I'm not sure. He closed the door, clearly.

SPEAKER_03 29:25

What is happening?

SPEAKER_01 29:28

It's not very smart. Okay. Wow. Alright, so there you go. I thought it was funny. So I like it.

SPEAKER_05 29:34

And that makes sense why you put those things.

SPEAKER_01 29:37

Makes sense. I got it. All right. This side of the table thinks it's funnier. Okay. Now this one I thought was extremely funny. Okay. Fast reflexes.

SPEAKER_05 29:47

Fast reflexes.

SPEAKER_01 29:48

Alright, you gotta be fast. Like mata.

SPEAKER_05 29:51

What a ha!

SPEAKER_02 29:54

Is that a snake?

SPEAKER_01 29:55

Yeah.

unknown 29:56

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 29:56

Oh, I'm not liking this already.

SPEAKER_01 29:58

Wow. Yeah. So what do you think is gonna be funny about this?

SPEAKER_05 30:02

There's nothing funny about this right now to me. I hate snakes.

SPEAKER_02 30:06

I mean, if he devours it.

SPEAKER_05 30:09

Is that a puppet?

SPEAKER_02 30:10

No.

SPEAKER_05 30:11

Or is that a real snake?

SPEAKER_02 30:12

That looks like uh enaconda or some kind of the words. Or is this AI? Oh, I don't yeah, I guess it could be AI.

SPEAKER_03 30:18

Yeah, it probably is.

SPEAKER_02 30:19

Yeah, yeah. Come on. Let's pretend it's real. Maybe he does it if he devours him like in one hole spite, like loop. Yeah. And watch him digest it. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 30:29

Let's check out why I thought it was funny. Why while I this is I mean, obviously I thought it was funny, so this is why I brought it. So let's see, time in a knot.

SPEAKER_05 30:37

Here we go.

SPEAKER_03 30:44

Ow! What happened?

SPEAKER_02 30:48

Was that her like breathing apparatus? Like CPAP or in the world. He was dreaming. He was having a dream that there was a snake. And then he grabbed her CPAP machine and then like ripped it right out of her nose.

SPEAKER_05 31:01

But the CPAP machine is like hanging from the ceiling?

SPEAKER_02 31:04

I've never had one, so I don't know, but I guess they could.

SPEAKER_05 31:06

I didn't think that's how it works.

SPEAKER_01 31:07

No, I think it's pretty fake uh fancy where it just because it uh you know kind of gimbals so where she goes from.

SPEAKER_02 31:13

Clearly, these people are upper class because she's sleeping with a sleeping mask, and that is that is only for the uh And he's got a headband on. No, I think he has a sleeping mask too. Yeah, he just made some sushi.

SPEAKER_05 31:23

It looks like he's got a headband on.

SPEAKER_02 31:25

Maybe Mr. Kim has a headband.

SPEAKER_05 31:30

What is happening?

SPEAKER_01 31:31

That was funny. Come on, okay. What was your favorite out of the three?

SPEAKER_05 31:34

Oh, out of the three, of course, my favorite is potato logs. Potato logs. Because I really like the vaccine. Like, because you weren't expecting that, like somebody else to be like, but you were expecting the CPAP grab? No, I wasn't expecting that.

SPEAKER_02 31:53

My favorite was quality time, hands down.

SPEAKER_05 31:55

Of course it was. Of course it was.

SPEAKER_02 31:57

You showed that lady what side of the door she needed to be lifting. Why did she come in? I have no idea.

SPEAKER_04 32:02

My goodness.

SPEAKER_02 32:03

I thought it was pretty clear.

SPEAKER_04 32:05

Yeah. No.

SPEAKER_01 32:06

All right. Yeah. There you go. I like that reflexes. Hey, guess what we're doing today? What are we doing today? Today we're introducing a new segment. Uh yeah. Yeah, and uh pretty cool segment. Uh we're gonna uh try it out. Now you don't need your laptop for this. Um so this is uh I guess you'll need your laptop unless we need to look up something, but I guess we're all right. But uh so new segment, all right. Um everyone's heard of hot takes, but this is serious, so we're doing serious takes.

SPEAKER_03 32:33

Okay, serious takes.

SPEAKER_01 32:34

I'm gonna pose a question, maybe a social situation or something going on culturally. Sure. And we'll talk about it and see what your take is, all right? Okay. Okay. So when it comes to sleeping, all right, falling asleep. Yes. All right, yes. Yeah, sleep is good. Several people are doing right now during this podcast.

SPEAKER_05 32:53

My take on sleep is yes.

SPEAKER_01 32:54

Yeah. All right, so when you're falling asleep, um have you ever witnessed someone falling asleep? And if you it's the only thing that you have to do to pretend, you have to pretend to do. When you sleep, you have to pretend to go to sleep.

SPEAKER_04 33:08

Do you?

SPEAKER_01 33:09

Yeah. I mean you have to you have to sit there, lay there, close your eyes, and you have to force yourself or pretend to go to sleep. Have you ever thought about it before? I haven't. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 33:19

Well, no.

SPEAKER_02 33:20

No deep thoughts on that?

SPEAKER_05 33:21

I think that people have to I don't pretend I'm sleeping.

SPEAKER_02 33:23

I close the battery. What about like going to the bathroom?

SPEAKER_05 33:26

People pretend to go to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_02 33:28

What? No, you you go to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_05 33:30

No, I mean sometimes if like you pretend to go to the bathroom?

SPEAKER_02 33:34

What do you what do you do? Like a dry run? Yeah. If I had a dry runs. If this is what I would do. You got the dry runs? I'm still wiping. You're wasting toilet paper, Amber. What? What'd you call it? Get the refrigerator, dry runs, put the light on, and you're wasting toilet paper.

SPEAKER_01 33:48

Despoterium? Dyseteria.

SPEAKER_05 33:49

Dysoterium. Disteria.

SPEAKER_01 33:51

Dysothria.

SPEAKER_05 33:52

Disseteria. Yeah, to pretend. Yes. So you're saying that people have to pretend to go to sleep?

SPEAKER_01 33:58

Yeah. So you think about it. When you go to sleep, when you lay your head down on the pillow, you're saying you're closing your eyes pretending you're asleep. You gotta pretend you're you're going to sleep.

SPEAKER_05 34:07

I I think that in some cases, yes. Some cases you're not tired and you like have to force yourself to go to sleep, so you're doing that. But sometimes you're just exhausted and you hit the pillow and you're like, And there's no pretending involved.

SPEAKER_02 34:17

Yeah. I say when I c if I close my eyes, if I'm not tired, I'm not pretending I'm sleeping. I'm usually like looking around at stuff. Like when you because when you close your eyes, you can look anywhere. You can have your eyes, your eyelids closed, and you move your eyes around and then I'll look around and then because you look at it.

SPEAKER_05 34:31

What'd you just say?

SPEAKER_02 34:32

Because it's in your mind, you can look in like you can like close your eyes and look to the left and see what's over there. Well, I can look behind me and if my eyes are closed, I just look around at stuff that I'm imagining.

SPEAKER_03 34:41

Who are you?

SPEAKER_02 34:44

I'm not pretending I'm sleeping, I'm just looking at stuff. You're looking at sleep. That's wild, yeah. You close your eyes and you can look around everywhere. When I'm when I'm going to sleep, I am in the bed. If I'm not if I'm not tired, if I don't have the TV on, which usually I have the TV on, I'll listen to Norm MacDonald or something. Okay. But if no TV, if I'm just going straight to sleep, you close your eyes. I'll look at stuff. You close your eyes so you can look at things. Yeah, when I say look at things, like your imagination, you're going to look at the stuff. Like let's say like I'm looking at the Millennium Falcon and I'm looking at it and I'll watch it fly through my brain or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 35:15

This is what you do?

SPEAKER_02 35:16

Okay, now I'm tracking. You said this is serious. I'm being serious. Like I just picture things and make stuff up and just look at it. No, I'm tracking, I'm tracking now.

SPEAKER_01 35:26

The way I took it was that you're you're moving your eyes back and forth around your head. Okay, but I do that.

unknown 35:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

I like that you were like, I thought you meant that. No, that's exactly like I'll be looking up and like, oh, if the Millennium Falcon's trying to try to make me feel better. I'm like, if the Millennium Falcon's way over here, I'm like, I don't won't look at that anymore. I'll look over here, or maybe, you know, maybe Johnson Leary are playing bird or ball over here or something. I'll look over here, and I'll look up.

SPEAKER_01 35:53

If it's your imagination, why do you have to move your eyes? Because in my imagination, it's over there. And over here. If it's your imagination, why can't you put your imagination right here? I can do all that moving on to sleep.

SPEAKER_02 36:05

It's already there. Alright. And sometimes it's like like the morning, I do think of the morning it's happening a lot. Let's say, like, maybe I want to see it, but it's flying and it goes by and it goes by. I'm like, oh, where'd it go? And it went like it flew up.

SPEAKER_01 36:17

Hey guys, this new segment's off with a great start. Holy smokes.

SPEAKER_05 36:21

What are you taking? You don't look for stuff when you clothes are on. What are you taking before you go to bed, Jared?

SPEAKER_02 36:26

I go to bed. I usually have water. I brought water by my bedside.

SPEAKER_05 36:29

Are you sure it's water?

SPEAKER_02 36:30

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05 36:30

Okay. I'm just checking.

SPEAKER_02 36:32

Because I let the kids drink it too.

SPEAKER_05 36:34

Sure. Are they seeing the Lydio Falcons in the ground?

SPEAKER_02 36:38

You asked me. You brought this stuff so well.

unknown 36:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 36:42

That's a serious take. All right. You said this was a serious thing. I'm being serious. I appreciate that. I appreciate your honesty.

SPEAKER_02 36:50

You're making fun of me. I feel like you don't have the ability to look around in your mind.

SPEAKER_05 36:55

That's ridiculous. I choose to make it.

SPEAKER_02 36:56

I'm not making a move. Do you not look around? Maybe your mind isn't as big as mine. Maybe your area is a lot smaller and there isn't a lot of looking you have to do. But mine, I've I've got a You're looking around.

SPEAKER_05 37:06

I've got a lot of labor. You're moving. Like those eyeballs are.

SPEAKER_01 37:12

I got another hot take we can uh or another serious take we can do. Okay. Okay. All right. So this happened to me just the other day, all right? So I'm gonna ask your opinion on this or what your take is and how you move your eyes two and four.

SPEAKER_04 37:25

Jared flying the millennial falcon?

SPEAKER_02 37:29

I didn't say I'm riding it. I've watched it fly. I've been running the millennium falcon top of the satellite. Like you would ride a dragon or something. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 37:41

Story.

SPEAKER_02 37:42

Okay. You've never looked at the millennium falcon in your mind. Is that what you're telling me? I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01 37:47

Okay. So here I can honestly say this. This is a happen the other day. Okay. So I'm talking about elevators. Elevator etiquette. Okay. Everybody's been on one elevator. Okay, great. Um so I'm getting in the elevator and it's empty. I'm there by myself, and I push the button to go down, and I get to my level, and I'm about to get off. Once I'm about to get off, the doors open, and there are a couple ladies at the entering in, and as soon as the doors open, they come barreling in, and I'm standing there and like dodging them. Okay. And it's not busy, it's just them two and me. And it's the you know etiquette.

SPEAKER_05 38:24

Are you trying to get out?

SPEAKER_01 38:25

I'm trying to get out, and it's the only them two to get in.

SPEAKER_05 38:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 38:28

So and it's you know, it's not like you know, New York City where the elevator's got so limited space, and there's a line of people trying to cram in there and you're trying to get out. So it's it's just us three.

SPEAKER_05 38:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 38:39

Okay, and I'm trying to get out.

SPEAKER_05 38:40

And they're going in.

SPEAKER_01 38:41

Yeah, and you know, as a gentleman, you know, I you know, I do step aside because they're coming in in a hurry and I open the door. Okay. But in my mind, I think the etiquette is, whether you're female or male or whatever, that the person who's in the elevator needs to get out first. And so the people who are on the outside go in second. It's called common sense, yeah, because the people on the outside you can't fill the elevator up until the elevator's been empty. Yeah, 100%. Okay, so that that's your okay. So I'm not I didn't think I when I first was thinking about that, I thought I was like, is that weird or not? But after after I was like dodging them and I got outside, oh, and they're like, I said, excuse me, I'm sorry. And they just didn't say anything, just kind of rushed by me and got in there, and then I and as as I'm on the other side of the elevator and it was closing, I thought like, that was kind of rude.

SPEAKER_05 39:26

Now that's weird.

SPEAKER_02 39:27

The only thing you could have done differently is when they were kind of when you were shimmying past and whatever, and when you said, you know, excuse me, and they made no response to even be like, Oh, we're sorry, we should have waited. That's when you reach back in and you just hit every button on the elevator and then you leave.

SPEAKER_05 39:40

Right.

SPEAKER_02 39:40

Oh, wow. So make them have to hit every floor or whatever it goes.

SPEAKER_05 39:43

That's a serious take. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:45

I think though, in this- Only after they don't say anything. Yeah. It right. How long do you wait? When you're like, excuse if they haven't said anything and they've entered and you've gotten off, and as you see the doors are closing, you reach in and just rub that, just rub that whole thing.

SPEAKER_05 39:58

How many Mississippis do you wait before you ruin their life?

SPEAKER_02 40:01

It's no Mississippis. It's if the doors are closing and they haven't gone, you know, I'm sorry, we should have waited, or at least acknowledge that maybe they shouldn't have bum rushed. Or like, oh, excuse me. Yeah, or even perfect, excuse me. Or even if they were like, I'm so sorry, I'm in a hurry. At least let me know, but oh, okay, you're a Russian. I get it. Okay. But if it's just silent, pressure. Prussia. Yeah, sorry. If you're just silent and the doors are starting to close, no, I'm gonna open that door back up with a wave of my hand and then I'm hitting every button on it.

SPEAKER_01 40:28

Oh wow. How about that? Hopefully, it's a big place, too. Hopefully. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 40:32

Now I I I agree with you.

SPEAKER_01 40:34

Okay, you're you're you're the lady. Yes, I'm gonna do that. Okay, and I'm the man in the elevator. Okay. And the doors are I'm inside the elevator and you're outside, and the doors open, who should who should enter, who should leave first?

SPEAKER_05 40:46

I think that when that happens, of course, the person that's inside the elevator's got to get out. But if you're there's only two of you, or if there's only like a couple of you, I think it happens simultaneously. Okay. That's it.

SPEAKER_02 40:58

Are you saying because it's a woman, maybe respectfully you should let them get on, and then you could get off.

SPEAKER_01 41:03

Yeah, well, see, I I see what you're saying. And I I I I kinda agree with you on that, but the only thing that was a problem with this was two of them, and they both entered at the same time.

SPEAKER_04 41:12

Right. So you couldn't get out.

SPEAKER_01 41:14

I couldn't I I had to wait for them to get in before I when I was getting out of the door, I had to put my hand on the door.

SPEAKER_02 41:19

It's like they're yeah, and depending on how big the ladies were, maybe once they come in, maybe you can't get out. That's true.

SPEAKER_05 41:25

Or it should be like go to the right, go to the left.

SPEAKER_02 41:28

Just like traffic. I think a solid rule is whoever's on comes off. Right.

SPEAKER_01 41:33

And then you get on. Right. Yeah. So when I'm when I at the I use this elevator uh quite a bit, and so um the same day I had to go back up. So when I push the button to go back up, the door is open, and I'm standing on the side where the buttons are. As soon as it opens up, I just peek my head over and look. There's nobody in, and then I go. So if there was somebody in, I just let them out and I'd held my hand on the door, and then I would have gone. To keep it open for you. Right.

SPEAKER_05 41:59

Yeah, I think that's that's courtesy as a gentleman, like holding the the door. Like I think that's nice. That's a nice little touch.

SPEAKER_02 42:08

I do it, but I do it by the button only. I don't let them see me do it in the middle of the way. Oh, you don't do it? I just hold the button. Right. Oh, here's another thing. It does, like you're holding the door back, like it's trying to, but I'm not letting it.

SPEAKER_01 42:18

But the other thing about the elevator is um because I ride this thing quite a bit, and uh when I'm going, and sometimes I have to go down, and I'll I'm a little gassy, little bubble guts, and I don't want to let anything go out into the elevator because it'll be trapped in there, and then it'll open up and somebody get in as I'm going out.

SPEAKER_05 42:33

Something go out when these ladies can't be able to do it.

SPEAKER_01 42:34

No, I wish I would have now. Yeah, but but what I'm doing, I I I do all that's within me to hold it because I don't want to drop one off, and the doors open, and someone gets in, and then they look at me like you disgusting rat.

SPEAKER_05 42:47

Right. Especially if you're the only one in there, they knew it was. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 42:50

But I have gross. I have I have had the door open before, and I walk in, I'm like, it's like a kung fu kick, like, oh man, someone totally bombed in here. And then I go down the floor, opens up, and as people get in, I have to say I didn't do that.

SPEAKER_05 43:03

Oh, is that what but it's on you?

SPEAKER_02 43:05

Yeah, but they can look at you and they're like, you maybe didn't do that one, but we can tell you've done this before. Yeah, but I didn't do this one.

SPEAKER_05 43:10

No matter what you say, you're gonna be charged with it.

SPEAKER_01 43:13

No, I have to say it. No matter what you're guilty. Yeah, I have to say it. Yeah. I look at them like, hey guys, I didn't do that in there.

SPEAKER_05 43:19

If I come in an elevator and there's only one person in there and they get out and it stinks.

SPEAKER_01 43:23

But no, but if they say, but they say I didn't I didn't do that. I would believe them. I don't I wouldn't ride an elevator with one person.

SPEAKER_05 43:29

I don't know if I'd believe you wouldn't ride in the elevator with one person.

SPEAKER_02 43:32

No, it's too much of like a steel cage deathmatch. Like if it's just you and I and like one of us is gonna make it to the top, it's not gonna be them. So I just don't avoid getting on the elevator.

SPEAKER_05 43:41

Okay, what if it's an attendant? Have you ever ridden an elevator that has an attendant?

SPEAKER_01 43:44

I've never been in a place that closes. I've never been anywhere that fancy.

SPEAKER_05 43:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 43:49

All right. Well, here's here's the next one. All right, one more. Let's see. Here's the next one. Okay, when growing up, when you're growing up, there's always been always been that kid in your growth. Or kid that you know that can weirdly run really fast. I mean like super fast. Fastest kid on the block. Yeah, like you remember this kid?

SPEAKER_05 44:08

I'm trying to think of who that would have been.

SPEAKER_01 44:11

I always thought I was that kid.

SPEAKER_05 44:12

I was never that kid. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 44:14

I always thought I was that kid. Did anybody else think that? Um it seemed like it because I was pretty fast, but until I met this kid named Marcus.

SPEAKER_05 44:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 44:22

And he was weirdly fast. Okay. And he played on the same little league team, and we ran the same play all the time. The other team that knew we were gonna run it. We knew we were gonna run it. He scored every time.

SPEAKER_05 44:33

I have to say that this is a male thing because as a female, that I have never rated anybody's running ability when I was a child.

SPEAKER_01 44:42

Oh, when I that's not a thing. So when I thought I oh I'll take that back too because on elementary school I thought it was really fast, I thought I was the fastest kid in class, and then I raced, and then this girl totally smoked me. She was so fast.

SPEAKER_05 44:53

Oh, okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:54

We had a girl in our neighborhood named Bebe.

SPEAKER_02 44:55

She was really fast.

SPEAKER_05 44:56

She was fast. Okay. Maybe that was her.

SPEAKER_02 45:00

Yeah. No. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 45:01

Are you so what's the take? Is like, are people fast or not fast?

SPEAKER_01 45:05

No, the take is it's like you remember you were a kid when you were school. Yeah, yeah. You've ever had a kid, like your girlfriend really fast.

SPEAKER_05 45:10

I don't remember this. Like, I don't remember like rating people's uh speed.

SPEAKER_02 45:18

Oh, we would. Like if we'd be in the middle of a game or something, somebody like had to run home and do something then run back to where we were. How quick do they get back? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 45:25

Yeah, I think that's a guy thing. That's I mean, I don't know any girls that are rating. I mean, I could be wrong. There could be some that are out there, but I just don't see a bunch of girls remembering the speed of their fellow kid friends.

SPEAKER_02 45:38

I've seen most of girls, obviously, I mean I've seen a lot of friends that I have that are girls, I've seen them run, and it looks like they don't care about speed when they run.

SPEAKER_05 45:45

Oh my goodness. I'm not saying girls aren't fast because they are obviously. No, there are exceptions to all the rules.

SPEAKER_02 45:50

I'm saying majority when you see a woman run, you look at her and go, wow, I bet she reads a lot.

SPEAKER_05 45:55

What what? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:57

I'm just I'm just saying she's got a really hefty library card. You're like, I bet she's read some books.

SPEAKER_05 46:05

I just don't think that we want to run. Yeah. We just don't want to run. We just don't want to run. There's no place that I need to get that fast.

SPEAKER_01 46:13

Those are kids called not an athletic kid.

SPEAKER_05 46:16

No, I just don't want to run.

SPEAKER_01 46:17

And it would not be the kitchen. No, no.

SPEAKER_05 46:19

I'd run away from the kitchen.

SPEAKER_01 46:20

Run your mouth. So what I'm saying. Oh my goodness. What is happening? No, what I'm saying is I agree. No, what no, this is what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 46:31

You better be saying some of the things.

SPEAKER_01 46:34

At some point when you're kids, you're playing kickball or you're playing hide and go seek or you're playing tag or something. And then it's like you're like, I'm not.

SPEAKER_02 46:42

And everyone's like, why is Donald so much faster than us? Right.

SPEAKER_05 46:46

I just don't remember like people's names of like that was man, he was a fast runner. That was Marcus.

SPEAKER_02 46:51

Right. Lightning.

SPEAKER_05 46:52

Right.

SPEAKER_02 46:53

So fast.

SPEAKER_05 46:54

Judith, she was a she was a runner.

SPEAKER_02 46:56

Yeah, baby. There's a kid named Mark that I used to live with. He was pretty quick. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:00

Yeah, that's Tulake, I think. Like, that's nut.

SPEAKER_01 47:03

But we go like on and on. I mean, we after he scored a touchdown or run or whatever, all of us would be like, that's pads on. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:11

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01 47:12

Yeah. Even the other team was like, that dude's fast. Right.

SPEAKER_05 47:15

Yeah, girls don't care about that.

SPEAKER_01 47:17

Anyways. Yeah. There you go. That's that's a serious takes. So there you go. New segment. Weigh in on the comment section. Uh, what you know, what's your take on those? Uh, and if there's if you have multiple takes on the takes, multiple comments, please.

SPEAKER_02 47:32

Comment and tell Amber that people look around in their mind when they go to sleep. And if she doesn't, then she's the weird one.

SPEAKER_05 47:39

I got a lot of takes on this podcast. I got a lot. After we cut, there's gonna be a lot of takes.

SPEAKER_01 47:44

We keep going for a while then. No. Oh. All right. Well.