Ep #55 'Pigs Are Smart' - Special Guest Sloane Jackson

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What does costume make-up, Irish step dancing, acting, & marine biology have in common? Sloane Jackson!  Can pigs talk? Yes, if Sloane doesn't remove their brain, because THIS IS SERIOUS! 

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SPEAKER_04 0:04

Hey, Mr. Serious. If you like clean comedy with a sign of poop jokes, you've come to the right place because we like to laugh. I'm Chad Davis, and I'm joined today with my beautiful bride, Amber Davis. She is so lovely, so beautiful, blue-eyed. Look at her. She is uh so selfless. She's a writer, comedian, director, a producer, uh, actor. Uh I mean, on and on and on. She does a lot of things. Uh you tired? Okay. And join with me today is my best pal, Jared Shamless. He's a writer, actor, uh, comedian, and all the great things himself. He's got a lot going on. A lot of children. FG is what we call them. Fall galore. You're not, don't start. And we save the best here. Sloane Jackson. Yeah. She's our buddy. She's our pal. She is part of the Nashville Nonsense crew. She does so many stuff. We've known her for ages. Her and her husband are their gems.

SPEAKER_07 1:04

She's a makeup artist extraordinaire.

SPEAKER_04 1:06

Yep.

SPEAKER_07 1:07

Amazing makeup costumes from.

SPEAKER_04 1:09

She doesn't put much on me, but you, to make us look old, she's like, all right, splash, splash here, then you're done. But you, she takes, it's like the Mona Lisa. She's like, make you all perfect. Yeah, but uh me, she's like, All right, you got enough lines already uh from just like stepping up your room. Yeah. She's trying to make me look younger. So to match hair. Wow. But Sloane's amazing. Welcome to the show. Thank you.

SPEAKER_07 1:36

We are so glad that you were here. Hey, I'm happy to be here. We have been talking about getting you on the show for a while. Yeah. Behind your back.

SPEAKER_05 1:44

Now in front of your face. There were questions if you would show.

SPEAKER_06 1:47

I'm sure there are quite a few times you talked about me behind my back. Yes. All good. All good. All good.

SPEAKER_05 1:51

Yeah, all good. True. Nothing we wouldn't say to your face. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:54

In your case, yeah. Yeah, you know that's true. Sloan is awesome, and she is a huge part of Nashville Nonsense. Yeah. Our sketch comedy show.

SPEAKER_04 2:03

Yeah, family-friendly sketch comedy show you know you never needed. Uh Sloane, not only she does so many things. Um, she not like we said, the makeup artist stuff, uh, any sets and costume stuff she throws in on, but also she acts and she's so funny. She's so funny. Just a joy to be around. Um there's so many different um the the one I think of immediately, Sloan, um, is the one where you and Colin were getting uh marital advice uh from Sweet P and uh Sweet and uh Colin was Colin was like a uh just over buyer or shopper or something like that, and you were getting frustrated, and then Sweet P was just like uh agreeing with Colin almost trying to get him to buy more stuff. But anyway, super funny stuff.

SPEAKER_07 2:44

Yeah, my my favorite one is just your reaction, and we did a video where um you are you have a uh baby carriage and I think it was Breeze. Yes, Breeze with you, and y'all are like lunch, yeah, the village people takes a village to you know raise these kids, and then you're you look off in the distance, and then all of a sudden, like we you see the village people like tossing babies.

SPEAKER_04 3:07

Yeah, what about the one where you guys are having a book club, but you you circle her in, she comes in, but now you you've circled her into where you come to a no-show no shave no November or something like that?

SPEAKER_07 3:18

No shave November. What about that one? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:21

Your face, your facial expressions like to all the leg hair and the arm hair or whatever.

SPEAKER_07 3:26

That was so funny. Awesome. And then the other one also is really good because we have a recurring character called um the incompetent angel. And Sloan's husband, Colin, is you know, he's been in so many of those where the incompetent angel, and and it's all done like a silent film, like where there there's no sound at all, and Colin is like doing all these things, and this angel is wreaking havoc and doing all these bad things. But there's one in particular that like um he's trying to marry you, and he like goes to like accidents. Yeah, that's right, and he proposes by accident. Yes, he's dating you and then accidentally proposes, and that's that's an awesome video, too. I like that one. No, the camping one's really good too. Oh, oh yeah, the camping one.

SPEAKER_05 4:12

Yep. I have a memory, I can't remember what it was from, but it was like where I was I had a knife at Ron's neck and it was at Brie, and you were like dreaming about it or something. I don't remember what it was for. Wait, wait, wait, that was the that was the um that was the the short film, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_04 4:28

No, no, no, it wasn't the same place. Same place, but it was like workplace violence for the church videos, I think.

SPEAKER_06 4:36

I think we had like a daydream and that's what it was? Yeah, you wanted me to like beat it thing.

SPEAKER_05 4:41

You wanted me to like to cut him, and at the end, I'm like, no, I'm not. You were like you're like, get him. And Brie Bray was like, get him, Sherry!

SPEAKER_07 4:49

Yeah, that's right, because you were you were like choking him and that always stands out when I think about stuff that we've done with him when we did that old 20s.

SPEAKER_06 4:57

Yeah, the film noir.

SPEAKER_05 4:59

Oh, that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_04 5:00

Oh man, that's going way back. That's way back. All of us we served and did video. That's how we all met. We were doing videos at church and uh we continue to do videos. So there you go.

SPEAKER_07 5:11

We started doing the short film I quit and then together, and then we started doing national markets. Oh, yeah. I mean, Sloan's been she's a huge part of the state.

SPEAKER_05 5:22

I saw her eating, I think, when we had I quit. Pretty sure. I I don't remember. Maybe not.

SPEAKER_07 5:27

Maybe catering for it. So Sloan, so we've got you on here, and we have got a couple different segments, but um, one of the segments that we have is about news, and I share some news clips, and y'all we all just kind of break it down and uh talk about the news clips, the funny news clips. But if you have a news clip or something that you would like us to break down right here on This Is Serious, you can actually email us at this is serious at dadchavisproductions.com. That's this is serious at dadchavisproductions.com.

SPEAKER_04 6:02

You can also um shoot us in your uh what you're gonna say, gossip? Oh no, okay.

SPEAKER_07 6:07

No gossip here.

SPEAKER_04 6:10

We're like thought we're in serious. Oh man.

SPEAKER_07 6:13

So if you are listening on Spotify, you can actually text us right from the show notes. And why not jump on over to YouTube and you can watch This Is Serious right on YouTube and you can leave us a comment. We would love to hear from you. You can like, subscribe, don't forget to ring that notification bell so that you don't miss any of our show here on YouTube.

SPEAKER_04 6:34

Before we get to is it news, uh, which is a great segment. Um, with Sloan, I remember Sloan telling us years ago, because we were asking, like, hey, what what is it with like uh you know acting and things you want to get involved with? So why is it that you wanted to be involved with that?

SPEAKER_06 6:50

Uh so I've done that since I was a little kid. I know it's a piece of hair.

SPEAKER_04 6:54

I felt it, I couldn't get it.

SPEAKER_06 6:56

It was a whole fuzzy.

SPEAKER_04 6:57

Golly, look at that thing. It's a terrific. Yeah, I was like, we'll end that. Right, three minutes I'm digging at my ear. Okay. Chad I'd have that much head on his hair in years. I was like, man, it's growing back. I got excited for a second. And then I got disappointed. It wasn't mine.

SPEAKER_06 7:14

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_04 7:15

All right.

SPEAKER_06 7:17

So you did theater since I was little. Yeah. So in second and third grade, we we put on a production at school. I did all of those and I really, really loved it. So um we did a lot of community.

SPEAKER_02 7:30

Like a little dark.

SPEAKER_03 7:31

Not quite.

SPEAKER_05 7:35

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_03 7:36

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_06 7:40

But I did several productions of Wizard of Oz. So slowly, I mean, I I did them at different stages in life, so I was a munchkin a couple years, and then eventually, you know, was just due to size? Yeah, well as the case. Right, no, yeah, yeah. But eventually did one of the witches. So I mean it was it was fun to get to the wrist. Right.

SPEAKER_05 7:59

Oh the good witch? No.

SPEAKER_06 8:02

We did the the the book version. So I was uh Princess Mumbi. Oh, okay. Did y'all ever see uh Return to Oz? Yes, yeah. So, you know, the one that would switch out the heads. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we didn't do the chicken. Uh Lena. Yeah, yeah. Wow, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 8:21

She didn't have a dog in that one, she's got a chicken.

SPEAKER_06 8:23

Oh, so we didn't do Return to Oz, but Mumpy is in the original. Yeah. Oh. That's why.

SPEAKER_05 8:30

He was on the whiz too, wasn't he?

SPEAKER_06 8:32

Who? What did you say?

SPEAKER_05 8:34

He was in the whiz too.

SPEAKER_04 8:36

I love the whiz. We actually just watched the other night. One of my favorite scenes is Michael Jackson when he first when he does uh You Can't Win songs on the crows. I love it. So she also can dance as well.

SPEAKER_07 8:46

Oh yeah, actually, before we get by what guy, I've got to be. I've got some really cool.

SPEAKER_03 8:55

That's not specified.

SPEAKER_04 8:58

She was specified. He goes, she performs. She performs.

SPEAKER_07 9:04

Performs Irish step dancing. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04 9:07

That's what I'm gonna say.

SPEAKER_07 9:09

We got a little video for you.

SPEAKER_05 9:11

Yeah, check this out.

SPEAKER_07 9:12

Yeah, check out. Oh, is this from the show? Check out the show.

SPEAKER_05 9:14

I hope so, but I saw where you were going to be, but I didn't go see it. Yeah. I know they went.

SPEAKER_07 9:19

Check out this video.

SPEAKER_05 9:20

I didn't think I was invited.

SPEAKER_07 9:21

Actually, where do you want to go tonight? How about some Irish step dancing? Yes. Let's do it. So National Nonsense team is here to support Sloan. It's Jordan the Irish step dancing at the Capitol Theater because Sloan. We love our slow.

SPEAKER_00 9:41

John McCain back there saying she's gonna keep dancing. And I want to be you want to grow up. We all do, and that's why I'm wearing green.

SPEAKER_07 9:50

Hi honey, we're here to see you dance tonight.

SPEAKER_04 9:52

Good luck. We love you. We love you.

SPEAKER_05 9:55

Know that guy. Oh, kids just kisses. Okay. Some melody.

SPEAKER_03 10:08

She's awesome. She's killing me.

SPEAKER_05 10:12

Damn, you could be in like in a in a live version of Puss and Boots.

SPEAKER_01 10:18

Oh, there's your two hands. That one was fun. That's my dance partner, Steven.

SPEAKER_04 10:24

This guy's got it sitting down because you on the right?

SPEAKER_06 10:30

Yeah. Well, no, the left.

SPEAKER_04 10:40

Oh, that's nice. Way to go slow. Yay!

SPEAKER_05 10:48

Awesome. Great job.

SPEAKER_06 10:50

I'm so excited. I was excited y'all came out. It was really um, it was really special to come out and see almost two rows and another.

SPEAKER_05 10:58

The people that were there for me.

SPEAKER_06 10:59

Yeah, yeah, it was really exciting.

SPEAKER_07 11:00

Oh, that's awesome. It was awesome. So that video was here locally. We have an awesome theater called the Capitol Theater and in the Nashville area.

SPEAKER_05 11:10

Yeah, it's in Lebanon. And it's awesome.

unknown 11:13

I know.

SPEAKER_07 11:15

But it is an awesome theater. And Sloane, she has been how long have you been doing this Irish step dancing? Only about three years. Yeah, and you are killing it. You are doing amazing.

SPEAKER_06 11:26

I mean, I didn't realize it was going to be such a passion. I started it because I wanted something that would be exercise. I used to run a lot and it's bad on your knees. Hate running. Well, it's bad on everything. Irish dancing isn't much better. Great dancing. Well, literally. Landed on it, snapped the bone in half. It was it was pretty rough. But um I don't know, I just didn't think I was gonna be so into it. And now I mean, I feel like that's just my whole personality.

SPEAKER_05 11:57

I didn't think I was gonna be so good at it. That's what I thought you were going.

SPEAKER_06 12:01

I was like, oh, tell it, Slow.

SPEAKER_04 12:04

You her and Colin are going to Ireland here in a fall, right? Yeah, in the anniversary, right?

SPEAKER_06 12:08

Yeah, for our 20-year anniversary.

SPEAKER_04 12:10

Cutting a rug up there and uh that's awesome.

SPEAKER_07 12:13

You will be. And you look at I mean you are like, I mean, of course. In fact, um the the uh poster that was on Irish.

SPEAKER_05 12:21

Oh, oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 12:22

I showed it to um, I showed it to my son and my daughter, and they're like, is that Sloan on the poster? I got a lot of people ask me.

SPEAKER_05 12:29

Yeah, it looks like you that's so funny you brought that up because when they sent that, I saw that, I I immediately I go, that's not Sloan. Why would she send that? And then I didn't realize that was the I go, oh. Right. I thought they were saying like this is Sloan, like, that's not Sloan. It is not good.

SPEAKER_07 12:42

That is so awesome. And you compete, right? There's like competitions. Yeah, that's what called one coming up in just uh two months or two weeks, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_06 12:50

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_05 12:51

Metals or trophies, or how do they or the plastic? What are they what do they give you?

SPEAKER_06 12:56

If you win.

SPEAKER_05 12:56

Well, yeah, yeah, but I mean, like when you win, do you you get a big thing?

SPEAKER_04 13:00

Blarney stone.

SPEAKER_05 13:01

Some haggis.

SPEAKER_06 13:02

Yeah. That's what I should say.

SPEAKER_04 13:03

Oh, sorry. I mean, I do like haggis.

unknown 13:08

Right.

SPEAKER_06 13:08

No, and the whole goal is just to to move up. So there are different categories, and you have to place first in every category in order to move up to the next tier. So like during the competition, it's like a round robin thing where you have to move up? Um, not within I mean, you can do it over the course of a year. You have to keep track and you have to know, and then it's a lot up to your uh instructor's discretion. So there's like levels like black belt type. Yeah, similar. So there's like an advanced beginner, beginner, uh novice, prize winner Celtic belts.

SPEAKER_04 13:41

Pre-champ, open champ. I mean, it's it's lots of levels, novice. You're like a cabbage belt, potato belt, below novice.

SPEAKER_07 13:49

And I saw you dance like that, there's no way. Just imagine how it's gonna be a good one.

SPEAKER_06 13:53

Yes. Okay, because you're not a novice. Advanced beginner. And then below that is beginner.

SPEAKER_05 13:58

So you're three levels up on them already. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 14:01

You have to start at the very bottom, and then you have to win your way.

SPEAKER_04 14:04

Oh, that's how you get up by winning. Yeah, okay. It's almost like a boxing record.

SPEAKER_06 14:07

Like full novice to move up to a prize winner. So that would include um far shoe and soft shoe. And so it's several different types of dancing, and you have to get first. And you have to have a certain amount of competitors in each category. So it's it's hard with adults because there's not as many. I know what you mean. So you have to have at least five or six in the middle.

SPEAKER_05 14:27

One time I got I got third in the long jump, but it was only out of three people. Right. Right. Yeah, so I don't know if you can figure that, but that's last. It would be pretty bad.

SPEAKER_03 14:34

Did you really do long jump?

SPEAKER_05 14:36

Yeah. I did long jump and I did long jump and two miles. I did high jump once. I ran. Wow.

SPEAKER_06 14:41

Two miles did.

SPEAKER_05 14:43

I don't do that anymore. I barely run to the mailbox.

SPEAKER_06 14:46

And a four by one relay, the hundred-meter dash.

SPEAKER_05 14:50

Yeah. 200 meter dash, and then I just did long jump like once for fun, and I got third out of three. So that's that's good. I mean, you showed up.

SPEAKER_07 14:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:59

It was in like eighth grade. Like 35 years ago.

SPEAKER_07 15:04

It's so cool watching you do that. I I was so impressed by the all of the team. And then the hardshoe, I guess, is when they make that sound. Yes. Is it cloggy?

SPEAKER_04 15:13

Is that considered clogging?

SPEAKER_06 15:14

Kind of. So it's it there's there's a block on the front on the toe, okay, and then on the heel, and in the middle is just leather because you're supposed to be up on your toes. Oh, they tell you.

SPEAKER_03 15:23

Oh gosh. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 15:24

It's loud. It's very loud if you do it right.

SPEAKER_07 15:27

It's so cool when it's like loud and like the whole theater's like I mean, you can feel it. It's awesome. Are you gonna when you go over to Ireland? Are you gonna do it? Oh, absolutely. That's on my bucket list.

SPEAKER_05 15:40

That's really cool.

SPEAKER_07 15:41

That's really cool.

SPEAKER_05 15:42

You have a bucket list?

SPEAKER_06 15:43

Wow. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 15:45

You said you were competing. No, I don't. You said you were uh you were competing some somewhere soon. Where when is that?

SPEAKER_06 15:50

In Columbia on the 18th.

SPEAKER_05 15:52

Nice.

SPEAKER_06 15:53

Okay. So how many people go to those competitions? It just depends on which one it is. Uh some of our really big ones, like Atlanta, I mean there were hundreds. People from all over the nation. Yes. It depends, it depends on the location and it depends on what people are trying to qualify for. So some people are trying to uh practice and get ready for we call it a roctus. It's just a regional competition. So we're in the southern region. So everybody regionally will go to Aroctus and compete. And then those people that qualify will go on to nationals, and from there there's worlds. So it just depends on on which competition.

SPEAKER_05 16:30

Like there's more than one, more than ours competing. Yeah, yeah. Do you have a dent? Yeah. We killed Mars last year. We were on a Marshall.

SPEAKER_04 16:40

Do you have a dance sensei? Like like a coach, like.

SPEAKER_06 16:43

Yes, so the lady in the video that was doing the backpipes, Mary Moran. She's our dance instructor. Well, she does everything. She does. She does everything. She has the bagpipes and dance. She's first generation Irish. Um, she has represented the US on a on a side.

SPEAKER_05 17:01

Does that mean she was born on Ireland's grounds or soil?

SPEAKER_06 17:05

So I mean it's it's a big deal. She's got a dual citizenship and everything. She's the real deal. She is the real deal.

SPEAKER_07 17:10

She's saying oh daddy boy, and it's like brought the house down. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:14

Not a dry eye. That's true.

SPEAKER_07 17:17

All right. So that's cool. So I've got a couple of news articles here that um I wanted to show you. So the first one is is you know, since you're going over to Ireland, um, this is actually from Irish News. So I thought this was kind of interesting. Okay. So I was like, I'll have to share this.

SPEAKER_06 17:37

Would you pay to potty on a plane? I guess it depends on uh how much of an emergency it is.

SPEAKER_05 17:43

Oh, I took that differently.

SPEAKER_06 17:44

Not party. This isn't like party all the time.

SPEAKER_05 17:49

I thought you you mean like in the laboratory or something.

SPEAKER_07 17:51

I thought you potty on a plane.

SPEAKER_05 17:53

I don't know if you meant like pee on the plane.

SPEAKER_07 17:55

Oh, like the outside of the plane?

SPEAKER_05 17:57

No. Or you mean like inside use the laboratory when I'll just hold it.

SPEAKER_07 18:05

Laboratory. Did you say laboratory?

SPEAKER_05 18:07

Yeah, the laboratory.

SPEAKER_07 18:08

The laboratory? Yeah, it's where the labor is laboratory. What?

SPEAKER_02 18:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 18:14

Okay. So would you pay to potty on a plane? Who knows? How much? How much? Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 18:22

So if you're on that long flight from here to Ireland, you better get some.

SPEAKER_07 18:27

That's a good point. But this is Ryanair. Okay. They are um they're they're a European um uh airline company based out of Ireland.

SPEAKER_05 18:38

Europe is used to paying. I've been to Europe and you pay to use their bathrooms. Like they have gas station outside, and you have to pay. Like they're they're used to paying for it. Or I think a lot of it smells like urine too because people don't pay and they just pee outside the that's why it's European.

SPEAKER_04 18:52

Yeah, we went to Lisbon, Portugal, and they didn't have toilet seats there.

SPEAKER_07 18:55

Yeah, they did not have toilet seats. You know what else they did? No, it was a toilet. Oh, but no seat. No ice either, yeah. And I was pregnant while we were in Portugal. It was not enjoyable.

SPEAKER_05 19:06

Yeah, hold on. You should have been bigger, you probably would have filled the toilet up better, right?

SPEAKER_07 19:10

No, but I mean, if there's no toilet seat, you gotta hover. But at least there wasn't a hole in the floor. And yeah, no hole. Now, when I went to Egypt, there was a hole in the floor. Yeah, that was a whole nother story. But this is in Europe that this Irish airline is now like it's a a cheap airline. I guess it's kind of like the like the um oh, what's the name? Spirit Airlines of Europe or something.

SPEAKER_03 19:35

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_07 19:35

So they're talking about they make the people pay for all kinds of things. And one of the things that they're gonna look at making people pay is it's gonna use the toilet.

SPEAKER_05 19:44

And I mean, there's not much more they can charge you for.

SPEAKER_07 19:47

Yeah, there's other fees that they're like for air.

SPEAKER_04 19:50

Is it like an Aldi thing where you could put like your quarter in your dollar back after you do after you what?

SPEAKER_01 19:57

You're gonna turn the toilet seat back.

SPEAKER_03 19:59

You know.

SPEAKER_07 20:00

You flush, you wash your hands. Yeah. It's extra fees, extra fees. Um they said that they were gonna start charging passengers if they wore jeans.

SPEAKER_03 20:10

What? Wow.

SPEAKER_01 20:11

Okay, they're just gonna.

SPEAKER_06 20:14

I was gonna say they used to do that, not to charge people, but you know, people used to dress up to go to the airport. That is true. People did used to wear suits on the plane.

SPEAKER_05 20:21

Now you got people with a shoulder.

SPEAKER_07 20:24

Yeah, a lot of people are talking about this now about like the pajamas on the planes and people. Pajamas or pajamas.

SPEAKER_05 20:30

I see people in pajamas that I wouldn't wear in my own bed.

SPEAKER_07 20:32

Mm-mm. Well, that's interesting. But yeah, so so when you and Colin go over there.

SPEAKER_04 20:40

Yeah, bring a handful of quarters. Not even quarters, wherever you go in Europe, they take uh Europe might be.

SPEAKER_06 20:48

I don't think we're gonna fly Ryanair. We're doing airlingus. Oh, there you go. That's probably better.

SPEAKER_05 20:52

Pistonal net blankets. Anytime I want.

SPEAKER_03 20:56

Yeah, it's gonna be a long time.

SPEAKER_05 20:58

Mother Nature calls. Yeah. I don't have to pay anymore. We're not negotiating a price.

unknown 21:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 21:04

Okay, here's one. What does a pig really think?

SPEAKER_05 21:08

Oh. What does a pig really think?

SPEAKER_07 21:10

What does a pig really think?

SPEAKER_05 21:12

That's mean for you to have that question, but tell us.

SPEAKER_07 21:15

What do you think? What do you think of?

SPEAKER_05 21:17

Do you hear what he said?

SPEAKER_06 21:18

What do you think a pig thinks?

SPEAKER_05 21:20

What do you think? She's calling you a pig.

SPEAKER_03 21:22

Wow.

SPEAKER_06 21:27

Oh really?

SPEAKER_04 21:28

Wow.

SPEAKER_06 21:29

Okay, I'm gonna show you. This is a quick little video.

SPEAKER_07 21:32

And it is um a genius pig that answers when its owner tells it what to like ask questions.

SPEAKER_00 21:40

Happy.

SPEAKER_07 21:42

Toy.

SPEAKER_03 21:43

You just had your toy. Did that make you happy? Did that make you happy? Yes. Oh, good. Okay, anything else you want to say? Clap for her. Okay, hold on, I gotta get in position.

SPEAKER_02 22:02

Yay!

SPEAKER_03 22:04

Fruit, please!

SPEAKER_01 22:06

Okay. Isn't that dog? That dog's thinker. Fruit. Fruit. Fruit.

SPEAKER_06 22:15

You're welcome. What do you say? What do you say, buddy?

SPEAKER_07 22:19

What do you say?

SPEAKER_04 22:20

Look how dumb that dog is. Didn't got a button.

unknown 22:24

No, Maverick.

SPEAKER_07 22:25

No, that's not what you say.

SPEAKER_03 22:27

No, Maverick.

SPEAKER_07 22:28

No, Maverick can get fruit too.

SPEAKER_03 22:34

What did you say?

SPEAKER_05 22:37

I think you said fat.

SPEAKER_07 22:38

Oh, I don't know, but I mean I didn't know he said something.

SPEAKER_05 22:41

You might have to beat that out.

SPEAKER_07 22:42

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 22:43

I think it said fact. F-A-K. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_07 22:46

But, anyways, so this pig is like.

SPEAKER_04 22:48

Do you screen these for years of REM or so?

SPEAKER_07 22:51

I don't know what happened.

SPEAKER_05 22:52

We did say a side of poop. Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_07 22:55

So, but the the pig, like I don't know that talks.

SPEAKER_04 22:59

This makes me hungry.

SPEAKER_05 23:00

That pig looks delicious. I'm not sure if that pig really talks or if they just set some buttons out there and he's just going at it.

SPEAKER_07 23:05

I think so.

SPEAKER_06 23:06

What are you going at? You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know. I've seen another video where a pig had those little buttons, but it had one that would say it had one that would say, dance with me, mommy. And she'd have to pick up the pig and dance around with it. I mean, he would request it.

SPEAKER_07 23:20

Yeah. I mean, pigs are really, really smart. Like I I used to have like a little like a piglet that I raised. Like I was like Charlotte for you know, not Charlotte, but like the little girl on Charlotte's web. And I had little piglet and I like raised it. And Stevie was my little pig that I raised.

SPEAKER_02 23:38

Did you eat it?

SPEAKER_07 23:39

So smart. Well, my dad traded it for another pig that we had butchered.

SPEAKER_05 23:47

We could ask him. I'm sure he didn't trade that pig. She ate Stevie. No, hey, I think they taste better when they have a name. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:53

That's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_07 23:56

That's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_04 23:57

Oh man. Bacon's good.

SPEAKER_07 23:59

So this one's called Brush, Rinse, and Duck. Like brush, rinse, and duck. So what do you think?

SPEAKER_05 24:09

I think we need a new namer for these. I think you're taking too many liberties with these titles. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_04 24:18

You still have the hardcore. Alright, maybe there's someone's brushing and rinsing and they're ducking. That's my guess. No.

SPEAKER_05 24:28

I think it's it's a lady and she's she's brushing a duck. And then she's rinsing him off.

SPEAKER_07 24:36

Okay. Alright. Well, this was uh a woman is lucky to be alive because her electric toothbrush exploded. Oh and uh yeah, it you can see where it like shot up into the ceiling. It exploded.

SPEAKER_03 24:52

Wow.

SPEAKER_07 24:53

And yeah, caught on fire, exploded. She wasn't using the toothbrush, she was asleep, and the toothbrush, the electric toothbrush, just exploded on its own and then shot up into the ceiling.

SPEAKER_04 25:06

Well, did she leave it on?

SPEAKER_07 25:10

I don't think she left it on.

SPEAKER_04 25:11

I mean it sounds like her fault.

SPEAKER_07 25:13

It sounds like her fault.

SPEAKER_05 25:16

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_07 25:17

I mean, look at that. It's like in the ceiling.

SPEAKER_05 25:19

It like she definitely need dental work now. Yeah. Yeah. No teeth.

SPEAKER_07 25:23

Okay, so do you use electric toothbrush or manual toothbrush? Manual. Manual on manual.

SPEAKER_05 25:29

I actually use a manual, but I don't move my hand. I just shake my head back and forth. I do get a neck ache afterwards. That's a little workout for me. It is. But you know what? You know, nothing comes at it without a cost.

SPEAKER_06 25:38

Is that how you splotch your teeth too? Yeah. I should have known. I am sitting next to him.

SPEAKER_07 25:45

Yeah, so I don't know. Is that news? Electric toothbrush explodes.

SPEAKER_04 25:50

I mean Man, well, the news would be what manufacturer of the toothbrush visited? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 25:55

Oral B. Oh, it says Oral B and I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_05 25:57

I'm never going to buy Oral B or anything. Yeah. That's news. Oh, that's a that's a little much to go like I could have died from this toothbrush. You could just be regular and buy a normal toothbrush.

SPEAKER_07 26:09

Or a water pin. Collector toothbrushes are pretty popular.

SPEAKER_05 26:12

Are they? Do you use one anymore? No.

SPEAKER_06 26:17

No.

SPEAKER_04 26:18

How often how often do you replace your toothbrush?

SPEAKER_06 26:22

Every time I go to the dentist.

SPEAKER_04 26:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 26:25

So quarterly?

SPEAKER_04 26:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 26:29

I just replace it like when I see the brushes or you know. If it's not. Yeah, I probably brush my teeth too hard.

SPEAKER_06 26:34

Mine usually get like that pretty quickly. Oh, do they? Yeah. Yeah. But every time I go to the dentist, they give me a new toothbrush. So I don't think I've bought a toothbrush in years.

SPEAKER_07 26:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:43

I replaced mine more than you would think because I see the boys using them. And I'd be like, y'all know purple's not. So I just get it.

SPEAKER_07 26:49

Oh, you think it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_05 26:50

Yeah, they just grab a toothbrush and they go, so I keep like a couple.

SPEAKER_04 26:53

Could you use someone else's toothbrush? I just told you my own children.

SPEAKER_06 26:58

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:59

Colin's using your you can.

SPEAKER_06 27:00

Okay, Colin would never let me do that because Colin won't even use it. He won't. You know. Yeah. He will not eat after me, will not drink after me. But I mean, I'll eat or drink after strangers. I'm just grossing. Colin won't eat or drink or eat. I would I in fact when I used to go over to my cousin's house, if I forgot my toothbrush, I would just use hers. Oh. Or I would do that at friends' houses. Oh yeah. Okay. Oh yeah. I would use I mean that that's probably really terrible to admit. That's that's probably really gross. No, I mean strangers like we just walk up and hey, I'm really thirsty. People have left things on a table before and somebody has not come to clean the table yet. If there's rolls or something left, I'll I'll eat them.

SPEAKER_04 27:45

You're taking their leftovers at the time.

SPEAKER_06 27:47

Okay, I'm just terrible.

SPEAKER_04 27:49

I'm learning something new, no problem with that. That's news. Like that's just like bitten off of.

SPEAKER_06 27:56

I'm not gonna change it. The other side. No. No, I won't do that. But think of like going to uh O'Charlie's or something where they bring you those really good strolls. Those are still sitting on the table and it doesn't have a bite out there.

SPEAKER_05 28:09

Have you ever sat down and then not had to order anything because you just ate what they had and like, you know what, we'll just leave.

SPEAKER_06 28:16

It was with the whole group, and we had just finished a uh a Warrior Dash or a Spartan race. I don't remember which one. Oh, yeah, because you used to do those a lot. Yes, Jake and I used to do those, and I was dressed as William Wallace, you know, Rapeheart. Yeah. And I mean, half my face was blue. I was covered in mud and blood, and I was exhausted. I had a kilt utterly exhausted, and I was so ravenously hungry, and somebody had left a bunch of food, and William had to be.

SPEAKER_03 28:45

She didn't call out William. She's calling out William.

SPEAKER_04 28:48

William and me.

SPEAKER_03 28:49

She last named him too.

SPEAKER_06 28:51

William. And then I wasn't hungry after that. We're gonna get him on a podcast.

SPEAKER_05 28:58

Yeah, he's gonna come up soon. Yeah, we did. They come around and go, let me get you some menus. And you go, actually, we're about done.

SPEAKER_01 29:05

Everybody else at our table ordered some.

SPEAKER_06 29:07

I think I was pretty done after that. Those rolls will fill you up fast.

SPEAKER_05 29:11

Do you tip the best boy at that point? Or who do you who do you tip then? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 29:14

I don't remember.

SPEAKER_07 29:14

It's been so many years, I don't remember. You tip the the people that were there before you?

SPEAKER_05 29:18

Like, yeah, so they go, would you mean cover some of your meals? Because I'm gonna eat the rest. Take it up, but they're like, don't leave a tip. I got it.

SPEAKER_06 29:25

In my defense, it took them forever to come and clear that table and then forever to bring us menus. That's because you were eating so hungry. I mean, the service was absolutely horrific.

SPEAKER_05 29:35

We were gonna still refuse it. That was a terrible defense. Your defense was weak.

SPEAKER_03 29:39

She was taking up cigarettes.

SPEAKER_01 29:42

I don't even care. I was hungry, Jared.

SPEAKER_04 29:43

Taking out cigarette buds from the tea.

SPEAKER_07 29:45

Unless they're getting hangry, all up to it. Okay, that's like George Costanza like eating off the trash. No, I have never done that. Okay. That's good.

SPEAKER_05 29:55

She said that with so much pride.

SPEAKER_07 29:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:58

I've never eaten out of the trash.

SPEAKER_05 30:00

I catch the food before I take it to the trash. Sure, that's where it's going in at the end, but you can say that with any food.

SPEAKER_04 30:08

Oh, that's awesome. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 30:10

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_04 30:11

All right.

SPEAKER_07 30:12

Okay, so here's another segment that we have.

SPEAKER_04 30:14

Yeah, this one's called What's the Punch Line? Alright. So uh Stone, what I'm gonna do, I've already done. I've got uh a number of videos already queued up here, and I'll play uh the first videos kind of like uh just a dab will do you a short video, and it's gonna be uh give you a sense of what's gonna go on in the video, but you gotta guess what's gonna be funny, what's gonna make the video funny.

SPEAKER_06 30:36

Oh, they used to do this on AFE, didn't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's true.

SPEAKER_07 30:41

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 30:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 30:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 30:44

Okay. So here we go. This one's called Foley. Sorry? Well, no, uh Foley. Foley. I'm not not Foley, but Foley, like a foley. Like Florida? Foley. The Foley is like um like sound production. Oh, like Foley artist.

SPEAKER_07 30:58

I was thinking medical.

SPEAKER_04 30:59

Yep. Oh, I was thinking not Matt Foley either.

SPEAKER_07 31:01

Oh, yeah, that's what I was thinking.

SPEAKER_04 31:03

So okay. Foley as in sound.

SPEAKER_07 31:05

Okay, so I I'm gonna click on it, but I haven't seen this.

SPEAKER_04 31:08

There you go. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 31:09

Foley. There we go.

SPEAKER_04 31:12

Ah you gotta probably play it over again. I was gonna say that's that is a dab, man.

SPEAKER_05 31:17

Ah That's it.

SPEAKER_03 31:19

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 31:20

All right, clearly they're from clearly they're from Utah.

SPEAKER_03 31:25

Okay, so you're right.

SPEAKER_05 31:31

All right, maybe not easy.

SPEAKER_07 31:32

I mean, it looks like a wedding.

SPEAKER_05 31:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 31:34

So but I don't know. I mean, I can't.

SPEAKER_04 31:37

Well, the title is kind of give you it kind of clue you in a little bit too, so. But uh you maybe not get it. So it's just yeah. Just go ahead and uh Okay, I'm gonna play the second one. Okay, let's see. Foley.

SPEAKER_00 31:59

Usually the part that you remember anyways.

SPEAKER_04 32:10

That's it. So got the edge is like, what is going on here? She was cut him off early last week. That's just letting me go on too long.

SPEAKER_07 32:19

Like, that's my thing. Like, that's just what I'm watching it. I'm like, what are I watching?

SPEAKER_04 32:24

When you watch it again and get the full effect. Someone liked it.

SPEAKER_07 32:28

I loved it. You want to see it again? Riven it back, Amber.

SPEAKER_04 32:32

Remember it, Amber.

SPEAKER_07 32:33

Okay, here we go.

SPEAKER_00 32:43

That's a good one. You see the part that you remember, anyways.

SPEAKER_03 32:49

That's the best one.

SPEAKER_04 32:52

Oh man.

SPEAKER_03 32:54

Yes. That's my face. Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_04 32:58

Yeah, with the mole on it. Yeah. Okay. Mole moly mole.

SPEAKER_03 33:03

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 33:03

Mole moly mole. All right, the second one. Time traveler. Now, I specifically picked this out for Jared because I know how much he is into the arts. Okay. And I I thought it was okay, but I know he would really enjoy it because he's so much into the arts.

SPEAKER_05 33:19

He set me up, man. I'm not gonna set you up with just like. He's playing me, man. I'm just not gonna have anything to do with anything I like. He knows I like time travel. He just named it something cool. If I oh my god.

SPEAKER_08 33:30

If I could travel in time travel sometime, I travel to the end of all of mankind. What? Why? This is the preview.

SPEAKER_05 33:41

This is the preview.

SPEAKER_06 33:42

And his face.

SPEAKER_05 33:45

I'm already tired of the preview.

SPEAKER_06 33:47

It looks like a dummy face that's come to life. He does. It looks like he's put Crisco on his face. Killer watching Goosebumps. That's like the flappy doll. Yeah. I don't know that I like that. I can. Look at his eyebrows. It's on that.

SPEAKER_05 34:05

You remember the way he was moving, it looked like somebody had their hand up his backside. Alright, let's play this. Let's go ahead and hit this over with. I don't like this.

SPEAKER_06 34:14

Oh no. I see why it's funny.

SPEAKER_05 34:16

Or what? Because after you watch it, you want to travel back and forget it.

SPEAKER_08 34:22

Time some time. We travel.

SPEAKER_05 34:34

He made this in the mall somewhere.

SPEAKER_08 34:40

Pass through the star.

SPEAKER_05 34:43

He's out of the stars. Hey, it's an RSG. It's a blue ball.

SPEAKER_01 34:51

It is Stuart. Stuart Little. What's wrong with the pig? What is this?

SPEAKER_03 35:02

What is with your algorithm, bro? What? I don't even know about it. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_05 35:12

Okay, first things first, how dare you even start this and say this one's for Jared? This is the worst video you put.

SPEAKER_06 35:20

That look at the way it stalked on his face.

SPEAKER_04 35:23

I don't want that anymore.

SPEAKER_06 35:25

That's uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_04 35:26

Yeah, that made me think of Jared, like his algorithm. Because it's you're you enjoy the art. You told me it's like the stuff that you like. That's so pretty.

SPEAKER_06 35:35

You enjoy the art. There's so much stuff to do. What's art was in there?

SPEAKER_04 35:40

Was that guy's name art?

unknown 35:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:44

Okay, we're on to our third one called Scream.

SPEAKER_03 35:48

Oh man. I want to scream. Watch that last one.

SPEAKER_05 35:54

That better not have been the peak of this thing. Okay. I think she's gonna put something in his mouth that's being held open for whatever reason. It's a good guess. Thanks, Amber. And then let's make an Amber too late. Notice how look notice the tree. Yeah. Is it Christmas time? Is it Christmas time? She's like, why did it take seven to make that tree?

SPEAKER_06 36:19

Why did it take seven? What is wrong with that?

SPEAKER_05 36:23

What does it say on those mugs?

SPEAKER_06 36:24

I think that's a DoorDash bag in the background. The Grinch is gonna take forever with that one. There's a lot of mugs.

SPEAKER_05 36:30

There's a lot of mugs. That's how long the thing is. Whatever she's gonna stuff in his mouth, real quick, the size of that tree. I know she's long.

SPEAKER_06 36:38

I mean, the second I saw it, I thought he was gonna belch something, but she she looks like she's about fed up with him. She does look fed up.

SPEAKER_05 36:46

Oh, okay. Those aren't those aren't lovely. Those aren't loving eyes. This is the right up.

SPEAKER_06 36:51

No, I make a face similar to that sometimes. I know that face well.

SPEAKER_04 36:56

Alright, here we go. This is actually a challenge. Alright.

SPEAKER_03 37:12

Teresa bro, thank you.

SPEAKER_04 37:15

That's what I want to do. I want everybody at the table to try to do it. Okay, what are we doing again? You gotta let all the air out. Sound like a deaf person? Yeah, no, you gotta let all the air out and then try to scream as long as you can.

SPEAKER_05 37:28

I don't think I did it, right? I don't think I should have been able to do that. I think I should have some airline up. Sound like a like a dead seagull. It smelled like a seagull that got shot, I think. It was going down.

SPEAKER_04 37:47

All right, Amber Amber's gonna go. We're gonna try it out.

SPEAKER_07 37:50

All my air out and then.

SPEAKER_04 37:51

All the air out and then. Okay. You gotta drink something.

SPEAKER_05 38:16

Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 38:17

Well, I was mine teeper more mainly sounding than yours. Why did your sound?

SPEAKER_07 38:26

I don't know, I need a redo! No redo.

SPEAKER_04 38:33

One shot. Yeah, I don't take ten.

SPEAKER_07 38:38

I'm nervous for some reason.

unknown 38:41

Why?

SPEAKER_03 38:45

Why did you all go so high? I was trying to go loud and it's dead.

SPEAKER_05 38:52

Hold on, let me. I got a list.

SPEAKER_04 38:55

Oh, you're doing okay. All right. Well, there you go. That was great. All right. So now we move on to the next segment. What was a challenge? Yes. About the about the what? No, it's just uh show and tell.

SPEAKER_07 39:07

Oh yeah, yeah. Sloan's here. Do you have anything? She's sitting right here. She's been here. Oh, we forgot!

SPEAKER_04 39:13

Yeah, she's been here the entire time.

SPEAKER_07 39:15

Um my head hurts because of all the lack of oxygen.

SPEAKER_04 39:19

All right, so show and tell, it's just like in kindergarten preschool. Sloan's gonna bring something and show and tell about it, and it's gonna be amazing. We can't wait. We don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_03 39:27

That's right.

SPEAKER_04 39:28

Got a clue a while ago.

SPEAKER_03 39:30

Yeah, y'all guesses.

SPEAKER_04 39:31

Well, it was about a pig or something.

SPEAKER_05 39:32

I don't know. You got excited.

SPEAKER_03 39:34

Where did you is that mine?

SPEAKER_05 39:35

No, I moved yours so you can bring whatever you're up here. No, this is mine.

SPEAKER_07 39:38

It's not that big. Yeah, we should move this out of the way. It's a pig. I bet it's Miss Piggy.

SPEAKER_05 39:45

I don't know. I think it's uh bakery.

SPEAKER_07 39:49

That would be weird.

SPEAKER_06 39:49

All right, it was small enough to fit in my bag.

SPEAKER_05 39:52

I think she has Miss Piggy's bigger than that. Chitterlings. Like a yeah, pork chop.

SPEAKER_06 39:57

Chitterlings, chitterling.

SPEAKER_05 39:59

I don't know, pig. Yeah, I'm gonna put it on the phone.

SPEAKER_06 40:04

She was really hungry on the way here.

SPEAKER_05 40:06

Some pickled pig feet? No.

SPEAKER_07 40:08

Yeah. No. What is it? What is it? What is that?

SPEAKER_05 40:13

Pig fees brain.

SPEAKER_07 40:15

It is. It's a pig brain.

SPEAKER_05 40:17

It's a brain.

SPEAKER_06 40:18

You brought a brain? I actually pulled this out of a pig in my biology class. Oh, that's another thing. And I was so excited that uh I was able to pull it all out in one piece that my professor let me keep it. He went and filled it up for me, and I keep it. It's morbid, but I keep it in my house.

SPEAKER_05 40:38

Can I see it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 40:39

So Sloane is an amazing makeup artist.

SPEAKER_05 40:42

So you can't drink this then.

SPEAKER_06 40:43

She's like pure rubbing alcohol. I don't think you want to drink it. Don't open it. It would smell horrendous.

SPEAKER_07 40:48

She is an Irish step dancer. She also acts with us in uh National Nonsense as well as does makeup. And she is studying to be a marine biologist. Yeah, really.

SPEAKER_06 40:59

Very, very common here in Landlock, Tennessee.

SPEAKER_04 41:02

Yes. Yeah. Seriously that day, my friends. Like an old man singing a soup back at a deli. That's right.

SPEAKER_05 41:08

That's right. Seinfeld quote. Yeah. Anyway. No, that's awesome. When you want to be a marine biologist, you have to be able to take a pig's brain out. What?

SPEAKER_06 41:18

So, okay, what? I I know it seems gross. I'm so proud of that though. I mean, I displayed it in my foyer. You got it out. Yeah, I sure got the pig out.

SPEAKER_04 41:27

Oh, is it upside down? It is. Ah, because I see the thingy thing.

SPEAKER_06 41:32

The thingy thing. So I was really, really proud of that. I did really well in that class, and then we had to dissect a pig, and part of our um extra credit was being able to take the brain out, and I got it all out in one piece. Wow. What kind of knife did you use? Just a scalpel. Is it called Abby?

SPEAKER_07 41:52

Abby.

SPEAKER_06 41:52

Abby normal. This is Hans Delbrook's brain. Nice. Put the candle suit back.

SPEAKER_04 42:05

Love that. Alright.

SPEAKER_06 42:07

That's really crazy. So you asked, you know, how smart was a pig?

SPEAKER_05 42:10

Wow. Yeah. Smart enough that Sloane removed his brain.

SPEAKER_06 42:14

How long did it take you to get that brain out of that pig? Maybe half an hour. Really? I mean, the glass time was long, but I mean it was it was really delicate. I know it just seems weird to bring a big brain, but it this took a lot of.

SPEAKER_04 42:27

What was hard about getting it out? Was it membranes and everything attached to it or something?

SPEAKER_06 42:30

Well, the the skull, I don't know how much detail you want me to get into on this. But the skull is really, because it's been in formaldehyde for so long, it's it's kind of mushy. So you're trying to peel away pieces of the skull, but this is super, super delicate. So I mean, one wrong move, and the whole brain would just turn to mush. Um plus there's coating. So I mean it it was a lot of work to pull that out in one piece, and I was the only one in my class that was able to do it, and I was super, super proud of it. Did you do it like the Egyptians where you stick it through the nose and pull it out? Right. So I think that still would have been mush. I did use a scalpel. I just had to peel everything away.

SPEAKER_05 43:12

Like what do you what do you use with the what do you do with the pig rain? Like, what do you do with it now that you have it?

SPEAKER_06 43:17

I display it. She bring it out. I really bring it out during Halloween, but it's if you look closely, it's always in my house on display. It's on a little shelf in our foyer.

SPEAKER_07 43:27

Yes. As it should be. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_06 43:29

I think it should be.

SPEAKER_04 43:31

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_06 43:32

It's one of my favorite things.

SPEAKER_04 43:34

Obviously, took they had to have patience to do it because if you're a lot.

SPEAKER_06 43:37

Well, he was patient.

SPEAKER_04 43:38

Yeah. Thank you.

SPEAKER_07 43:45

Awesome. That's really, really probably the most unusual thing that anybody has got on here. For sure.

SPEAKER_06 43:51

Sounds silly to say it's meaningful, but it really is. Because uh I was I was super proud, and to me that marked um I don't know, maybe a moment oh. Success in biology. Sure.

SPEAKER_05 44:02

Is it in your bucket list of a pig's brain?

SPEAKER_06 44:04

Not quite a pig's brain. I wrote it in. But since I'm I'm going into biology, I don't know, maybe it was some sort of litmus test for me. Is this something that I can do? Can I really hack it at doing any of this?

SPEAKER_07 44:15

I can make children look old and I can take a pig's brain.

SPEAKER_05 44:21

I used to want to be a veterinarian when I was a kid.

SPEAKER_06 44:23

What changed your mind?

SPEAKER_05 44:24

As I got older and then uh did some research on it, I found out you're doing more than just putting down cats, so I decided not to.

SPEAKER_06 44:32

Yeah, that would make sense.

SPEAKER_04 44:33

Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah. Checks out.

SPEAKER_07 44:34

That's interesting.

SPEAKER_04 44:35

Yeah, I wonder how big of a whale brain would be.

SPEAKER_06 44:38

You know that I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 44:39

Big thing. As a learning biologist, that you'll learn that, I'm sure. Yeah. Well, we'll see.

SPEAKER_06 44:43

Do you know how uh how they weigh whales? Very carefully. Very carefully.

SPEAKER_05 44:48

Oh I was gonna say on a scale.

SPEAKER_06 44:55

That's awesome. No joke. That was part of our lecture today.

SPEAKER_07 44:58

That's funny. That's really funny.

SPEAKER_04 45:00

These are the jokes, people.

SPEAKER_07 45:01

Yeah. Sloan, you are amazing. I mean, you're full of all kinds of just talents, like beyond. It's it's it's amazing. Like when I saw you Irish step dancing. I like to see Irish step dance and pull a pig's brain out at the same time.

SPEAKER_06 45:16

Well, funny enough, I'm also taking biology, I mean uh botany right now. And uh we well, plans, yeah. So we were joking about that because I have to study in between dances sometimes because I've got exams that are coming. Oh wow. I I did go to a rockist this year, our big regional competition, and in between dances, I had my microbiology stuff out and was studying. I had to cram for a final.

SPEAKER_05 45:38

But she's over there to her elbow and blood, going, guys, when are we on next? Oh golly.

SPEAKER_06 45:46

But they actually used AI and made a little picture of me holding a botany book and dancing at the same time. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, yeah, you're amazing.

SPEAKER_04 45:53

Man, you got more layers to you than that pig skull. Yeah, brain. That's a brain. Yeah. Well, you get to the brain.

SPEAKER_07 45:59

Yeah. Well, she said she had a bus. That's true, yes.

SPEAKER_04 46:05

Anyways.

SPEAKER_07 46:06

Oh man, that's awesome. Son, you're amazing. Yeah, and we are so glad that you're a part of National Nonsense. I love being part of National Nonsense. Yeah. We we love having you. And you you are so talented.

SPEAKER_04 46:18

Like, seriously. Huge part of the team for sure. And Colin is extremely funny and uh you guys.

SPEAKER_06 46:26

Talented as well. Yeah, very talented.

SPEAKER_04 46:28

Yeah, he's helped out with so many uh rewrites of jokes and things.

SPEAKER_05 46:31

It's funny, like not trying to be funny, like he's just regular demeanor. It's like very funny.

SPEAKER_06 46:36

I think everything he says is funny. Do you have a favorite Nashville nonsense kit? Yes, actually. Oh, which was I really loved the one where we thought we were going on that couple's like date thing that we'd bought. Oh, we guessed it was supposed to be like group on, and it ends up being that really weird yoga class or whatever that is, the new age class. Yeah. With dad. I don't remember that one. Yes, you do. Sage.

SPEAKER_04 46:59

Sage.

SPEAKER_06 47:00

Yes. Every time I see Ian in church, that's Melito. Melody Mike. I know. Actually, the type of thing.

SPEAKER_04 47:08

Yep. And the feathers. And the feathers.

SPEAKER_06 47:10

Yes. That is one of my absolute favorite national nonchanics. And those feathers are um pheasant feathers. They're yours. Turkey. Turkey feathers. I bought them for uh Thanksgiving. Yes. I I okay, I did something crafty and just put them with our silverware and stuff. It was it was really cute whenever we did it, but that was all our leftover stuff. So yeah. That is so fun. You're amazing. We just have random props in our house. So do we.

SPEAKER_04 47:38

Mostly right here. Yeah, right.

unknown 47:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:41

Here's one.

unknown 47:43

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 47:44

Oh, random prop. Yeah. That just got serious.

SPEAKER_05 47:48

Man.