Ep #57 'Pancakes vs Waffles'

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SPEAKER_08 0:04

Hey, this is too. If you like clean comedy with the side of poop jokes, you're in the right place, my friend. We are the creators of national nonsense and we love to laugh. We uh just have a good time. Uh we crack jokes and crack smiles. Yes. And uh what else do we crack?

SPEAKER_12 0:22

Crack ourselves up.

SPEAKER_08 0:23

Crack ourselves up. Uh cheese and crackers is what we say. That's what I told my kids when they bend over when they were little and their little butt crackers show. We always say our co-hort is cheese and crackers. Right. And they would know that their little butt cheek was showing. Right. So they had pulled the pants. Cheese and crackers.

SPEAKER_10 0:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 0:38

So it goes along with that. Just a couple of cracker jacks here. Yeah, yeah. Bunch of crackers. But hey, we're having a good time. And uh, so we just want you to come along with us from the journey and laugh. We're gonna have a good time. It's family-friendly content. Uh, your whole family can get around and watch this. When I say that, I mean, you know, it's not Paw Patrol. Don't put your five-year-old in front of this. Uh, but uh your middle schooler will love it, I guarantee it. Yeah, uh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:06

So that's what Nashville nonsense is.

SPEAKER_08 1:08

That's right. Just a bunch of random uh family-friendly sketch comedy. Uh, and uh joining here today is my best pal, Jared Chemless. He is amazing, he's so talented. Uh, he is a comedic actor, uh, writer, um, father of many FGs, what we call them, follow gore. No, they don't. We're trying to get that started in the comments. Let's let it roll. I am a father of many, but because no one calls me FG.

unknown 1:36

We do.

SPEAKER_08 1:37

Yeah. And my beautiful, lovely wife, Amber Davis. Uh, she's a comedic actor herself. Uh, she writes, she produces, she directs, uh, she speaks. Um and uh eloquently. Yeah. She she does, she's a teacher, she facilitates classrooms and training and stuff. Uh, what else do you do?

SPEAKER_02 1:56

Wow, that's a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_08 1:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:58

I dig in the yard. That's what you're doing. Dig in the yard.

SPEAKER_08 2:01

And you uh you are a great um chef, I would say, because you well, yeah, because you came up with uh you had a couple new uh dishes here. Oh, really? No, no, you you you have when we first got married, okay, you experimented a lot and it wasn't good.

SPEAKER_02 2:18

Oh wow, thanks.

SPEAKER_08 2:19

It wasn't. Yeah. I mean, well, like you came from Midwest, you're trying to woo me, and you try to make fried okra, but you want to make it healthy with like wheat, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:28

Flour.

SPEAKER_08 2:28

It was awesome. You lost me on fried okra. So really.

SPEAKER_11 2:32

I don't do any fruit or vegetable.

SPEAKER_07 2:34

Yeah, at all.

SPEAKER_08 2:35

But no, and you know, in that time that uh Abby Lou's birthday, you made you experimented on those uh little uh brownies, or I don't know what they were. No, that's what they were.

SPEAKER_02 2:44

No, it was like cupcakes, and I was like, wheat grass and sprouts and all that, and the little took the cupcake, and then like all the kids are like Yeah. It was the worst. It was disgusting. It was bad. It was literally bad.

SPEAKER_08 2:58

Right. It was Abby's birthday. It was like her own daughter. Fourth birthday. You know, it it was a perfect picture. I didn't know what this meant in the Bible until that day. Okay. The ganaching and of teeth. The lamenting?

SPEAKER_02 3:12

Yeah. Ganaching? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 3:14

Lamenting and gnashing of teeth. I think it's a quote.

SPEAKER_02 3:17

I think it's gnashing.

SPEAKER_08 3:18

The G is very hard on that. It's a very hard G. It is. I've always pronounced it genashing as well as well.

SPEAKER_02 3:23

Okay, interesting. Ganache.

SPEAKER_07 3:27

Yeah, yeah, like a knife. Yeah. How was your day? It was well, man. It was well. What'd you do? Oh man, just worked. Okay. Yeah. Worked and uh raised kids. Yeah, bringing home those greenbacks. Man, yeah. Yeah. Several.

SPEAKER_11 3:43

Right.

SPEAKER_07 3:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:44

Right.

SPEAKER_07 3:45

Kids or greenbacks?

SPEAKER_02 3:48

Bring home the bacon. Bring home the bacon.

SPEAKER_07 3:51

Yeah. And then cook it and then clean it up.

SPEAKER_02 3:54

Fry it up in a pan.

SPEAKER_08 3:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:55

Nauseen.

SPEAKER_08 3:56

Well, at least. Frying up bacon. We just talked about this. Amber doesn't eat any you only eat anything that swims or flies.

SPEAKER_02 4:04

Yes. Swims or flies. I mean, I eat other things, but as far as meat, if it flies.

SPEAKER_07 4:15

Right. And you're saying you won't eat it if it had parents, and I won't eat like a vegetable or a fruit.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

I mean, a chicken has parents. Yeah. Turkeys have parents, I guess.

SPEAKER_07 4:25

I eat both of those.

SPEAKER_02 4:26

Yeah, I eat those.

SPEAKER_07 4:27

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_02 4:27

And like fish, I mean, I guess a fish has a parent. Nemo. Caviar. It's a parent. Yeah. I don't really like caviar. But yeah, it flies and swims mostly if it flies and swims, I eat it. But yeah, I don't eat red meat or pork.

SPEAKER_07 4:43

I've I've seen chickens fly very much.

SPEAKER_02 4:45

If you scare them, they'll fly. Yeah, how far though?

SPEAKER_07 4:48

Like can they really fly? Like can they can they move? Like when it's when it's when it's wintertime, do they have to go like how far do they get south?

SPEAKER_08 4:54

I think they can fly up to their stoop or fly like a couple feet, but not like that.

SPEAKER_02 4:59

Yeah, and it's almost like just jumping while flapping their wings. They're not really flying. We used to have uh we used to have a bunch of chickens when I was growing up, and we had guineas, and we had one of our chickens. So all of our chickens uh this is when we lived in Texas, we're named after the Dallas characters from the TV show Dallas. So I had like JR, Sue Ellen. Of course you could all the time.

SPEAKER_07 5:23

Who killed JR?

SPEAKER_02 5:25

Well, JR killed Bobby R on our farm. Like little JR like rooster killed the Rhode Island Red Bobby on our farm. But, anyways, one of our little chickens was Lucy and Lucy thought she was a guinea. So the guineas would fly, guineas fly, and they would fly up in the trees.

SPEAKER_08 5:44

So she's great guard dogs.

SPEAKER_02 5:47

They're great guard dogs. And so um she and she could never fly, like because she was a chicken. But so she would jump and flap her wings and she would get on like one little branch of like a tree. And the Texas trees are shorter, they're like mesquite trees, so they're like shorter to the ground. Sure, sure, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 6:04

Make for good stakes to mesquite. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:06

She would crawl up in the tree, and then in the morning when the guineas would fly down, Lucy would try to fly, but she was just flop right out of the tree.

SPEAKER_08 6:15

I have a I have a story about uh some guineas.

SPEAKER_12 6:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 6:19

This involves my brother who went hunting with some a bunch of his uh buddies. And uh they were I think it was somewhere I think in Smithfield, North Carolina, uh, but they went to go hunt, um and uh they were going quail hunting. And so my brother is not an avid hunter. We didn't we went a couple times with my dad, but it was just my dad really teaches a lot of hunting tips, so it's fly, right? So it was kind of boring. That's right. So uh basically you you would scare them out of the brush and they'd fly up and you would take them out of the sky. Well, as my brother was going across the the field, um um the butt the way my buddies tell it is that it sounded like World War III. It was like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and it would stop for a little bit, and that's my brother reloading and boom, boom, boom, boom. He was just just teeing off. And they come running over there and he's got like a pile of these birds. He's like, Man. He thought he was the best hunter. But what he didn't what he found out later is that he wiped out the neighbors' guineas, and they're like decorative birds, like you would keep them, they're like pets basically, and they don't fly that high. No, they so they it were just they just saw him like, hey, and he was just shooting them off the gat.

SPEAKER_02 7:36

Yeah, they're much bigger than a what was they shooting? A quail.

SPEAKER_07 7:42

Like a penguin, right?

SPEAKER_02 7:43

No. Quail's like little, like this.

SPEAKER_07 7:46

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_08 7:47

But guineas are like their whole body is like and they were their pet guineas? Yeah, he he cleaned he cleaned them out. Yeah. And they And reloaded.

SPEAKER_09 7:56

And reloaded and got the other.

SPEAKER_08 7:58

I think he I think the way they told he reloaded twice. And he killed, I think, was uh probably like 15 to 18. You don't think that's funny?

SPEAKER_02 8:07

Right. I mean, if somebody's a bunch when somebody has guineas, they are like pets. So that was a bad day.

SPEAKER_08 8:14

They'll put the yellow signs up the guinea crossing guinea crossing, but it'll have a picture of them and the crossing, the little yellow triangle thing. But yeah, he wiped them out and he thought he was doing something. He thought he was like Jeremiah Johnson out there, like that's a good reference, yeah. Just like wiping them out.

SPEAKER_11 8:31

Wow.

SPEAKER_08 8:32

What was it, Paul? Uh uh Robert Rafford.

SPEAKER_11 8:34

Robert Reference, yeah. Yep.

SPEAKER_08 8:35

It's an awesome movie, by the way. Yeah, it is a great movie. When he he comes in with the bear and great movie. Anyway, yeah. Funny story about that. Um then, of course, they had to go tell the neighbor, like, hey. Did he really have to tell you? Don't think the neighbor heard the non-shot. Yeah, came out screaming and crying. Well, they they weren't home. That's the reason that the that he was able to wipe them out. Uh so they had to go back and tell that's a horrible day. Hey, uh, by the way. I, you know, I don't I don't know. I don't think I think they just left them and they buried.

SPEAKER_02 9:07

I have never eaten a guinea. I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 9:08

I don't think they brought anything home.

SPEAKER_07 9:10

There were like 15 dead. Yeah, well, can you imagine coming to your backyard and just seeing all these guineas like they just that's what it was. My friend, my friends came running.

SPEAKER_08 9:19

Yeah, that's crazy. They came over and they're like, What is going on? And my brothers pointing and smiling and celebrating. They were like, dude, that's guineas.

SPEAKER_02 9:27

What are you doing? Oh, we would have been hot mad if somebody shot all our guineas. When my dad would come, because we lived in Texas and he always wore a cowboy hat. We were talking about that before we started rolling, and he um he would come in and like come in the yard, but if he didn't have his cowboy hat on, the guineas would just go bananas. Like they were sitting the trees down, like just start chirping.

SPEAKER_08 9:50

But it as soon as he put his hat on, they would it's because of the sun was bouncing off his head to the right. That was too easy.

SPEAKER_02 9:57

He had hair back then, but yeah.

SPEAKER_08 9:59

They're like having little seizures because of like good old guineas. Good old guineas. Good old Larry.

SPEAKER_02 10:08

Yep, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 10:09

I'm still thinking about your brother shooting all these people. Oh, yeah. He wiped them out. Just leaving, and then like leaving. Can you imagine them coming home and coming out and you having 15 pet guineas that are all murdered in your backyard?

SPEAKER_08 10:20

I think one of the statements he said too when they walked up, he's like, I ran out of shells. Yeah, he was looking to reload. Like some got away. I guess there's a couple that got away and said there's some still more over there that we can get.

SPEAKER_09 10:33

There's two to tell the story.

SPEAKER_08 10:34

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:35

I ran out of shells. They're like in the tree with like PTSD, like poor little kidneys.

SPEAKER_06 10:43

Like you saw where they were.

SPEAKER_08 10:44

It was like Nemo with America that came through.

SPEAKER_09 10:46

Now, Ricky. Yeah. We'll get a uh gimpy ween now. We got he got hit. Yeah, because bad bad aim on the pellets or whatever from the buckshot. Oh man.

SPEAKER_02 10:58

Bird shot of funny stuff. Okay, I've got some news clips here that we can discuss. We have uh we always talk about is it news? Whether, you know, y'all decide is it news or is it not news? And if you are listening on Spotify and you want to share a news story, you can actually send it right from the show notes. You can text it to us and let us know. And if you are listening, hop on over here to YouTube and you can watch us and all of our shenanigans. And we really would appreciate liking, sharing, subscribing, ringing that notification bell because that helps us produce more This Is Serious and um be able to get the word out about Nashville nonsense and all that we are doing here in the studio. So thanks for doing that. All right, so we oh, and you can also email us at this is serious at dadchavisproductions.com. That's this is serious at dadchavisproductions.com.

SPEAKER_08 11:54

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SPEAKER_02 11:55

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SPEAKER_07 12:08

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SPEAKER_08 12:14

That's exactly right. Uh we are all about the tea. Yeah. Spread word, spread the gossip. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:21

Tea. All right. So I've got some news clips here. And this is a little follow-up story. Do you remember that uh guy that I shared about the uh viral pizza guy?

SPEAKER_08 12:30

Derek the pizza guy.

SPEAKER_02 12:31

Yeah, the pizza. What's his name, Derek?

SPEAKER_07 12:34

I think so. Darren or something like that. Darren, Derek. The guy that got a Daryl got a soda from somewhere else because I didn't care. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:40

He got a Diet Coke from somebody else, and um, or so somebody ordered it, um, and Domino's was out of Diet Coke, and so he went by and picked up like a two-liter bottle of Diet Coke and dropped it off. And the people thought it was just so awesome that he did that. So they actually set up a GoFundMe to tip this Domino um driver more money. And a follow-up story here is that they have actually raised $145,000 and he's gonna retire from Domino's.

SPEAKER_08 13:14

I love that. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_02 13:16

Yeah, because he was doing it as a side hustle. Um, he was, I think, maybe a teacher.

SPEAKER_08 13:22

Well, he didn't the picture that we showed, he he didn't look like um um a very young man. Look very not not elderly, but he did look kind of looked like it's time to retire. Yeah, yeah. Maybe in maybe he likes to be.

SPEAKER_02 13:33

Yeah, Dan Simpson.

SPEAKER_08 13:34

Okay, what'd I say?

SPEAKER_07 13:36

Look at that. Just for just for being part of both ways and going and getting a diet coke for someone.

SPEAKER_08 13:41

Yeah. Just imagine if you would have got him a diet Dr. Pepper.

SPEAKER_02 13:45

I don't know what that could be. A diet coke, people love their diet cokes.

SPEAKER_08 13:48

I know. I'm just saying if you get if you got the if you got the order wrong, like Diet Pepper. Dr. Pepper? No poly.

SPEAKER_07 13:56

Yeah. Yeah. Then they would have taken more money away from instead of giving him the they would have made him do an OnlyFans instead of a instead of a OnlyFans. Instead of a OnlyFans. What do they call it when you do the oh uh GoFundMe? GoFundMe, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 14:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:12

It said uh Dan is why I still believe in humanity.

SPEAKER_08 14:16

Let's go. Dan. Way to go, Dan. Dan the pizza man.

SPEAKER_02 14:19

In 26 days, he retired from the time that he got the tip. 156,000.

SPEAKER_08 14:25

Yeah, then he got 100 and $150,000. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_02 14:29

Just for doing something a little bit better.

SPEAKER_08 14:32

And I love the fact that people recognize that and rewarded that. That's pretty cool.

unknown 14:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 14:38

Yeah, and even like the the because they could have just, you know, given the uh very generous tip themselves, but then I was like, no, I'm gonna I'm gonna let other people know about this guy, Dan. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:50

Yeah. They're excited about it. Yeah, it's pretty awesome how people can like make a difference in people's lives.

SPEAKER_07 14:57

Think about how many people had to look at that and go, yeah, I'll give Dan some money for a hundred and fifty thousand.

SPEAKER_02 15:03

Well, what I think is awesome about it too is that Dan didn't ask for this. No, somebody else tells this for him.

SPEAKER_07 15:10

I'm just being real honest. If I were the outside looking in and was like, hey, you want to give Dan, you know, a couple dollars for doing a good job at his job, I'll be like, no, I'm fine, thank you. No, right. But it but everyone's not like me, which is good. Right, right. Because there's $150,000 worth of people that were like, no, help Dan out.

SPEAKER_08 15:26

What about like you're like you go to a store or whatever? Like here, for instance, I went to a local grocery store, won't name which one it is. I actually like the grocery store. Um, but as I was going through the checkout, self-checkout, uh, one of the workers stopped me and said, Hey, would you like to round up and give to the environment? Which, I mean, I I love the environment. I mean, I don't want to sound good. Yeah, it sounds good. I'm not pouring my like old filters down in my lawn and doing crazy stuff, whatever. How do you put it? Uh I I put it in the neighbor's lawn. Nice. But um, but what I'm saying is that I was like, excuse me. She's like, to to the environment. I was like, oh, I was like, you know, I well, what specifically? I just had to just dig a little bit deeper, whatever. And then she went on this tangent about it was some kind of like rainforest where this frog and and type of soil and and yeah, I am serious. They had she had a whole spiel, and it was like she became the worker from the grocery store to a spokesperson about the environment, whatever. And I just looked at her and was like, no, thank you. I I'm not trying to save a little tree frog in the Amazon right now, and that's not what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to get my popcorn and my sandwich and go home. You weren't worried about that tree frog. Not at the moment. I was more worried about In any moment. Have you ever been worried about a tree frog? It could be a time, but not now. I'm not I'm not too concerned about tree frogs or not.

SPEAKER_02 16:57

Well, it's tough when people are like, you know, hey, do you want to round up it to give to charity? It's just like, well, where is it going from?

SPEAKER_07 17:05

Where that's done, because I work for a clothing store, won't name who.

SPEAKER_10 17:10

Right.

SPEAKER_07 17:11

But uh they used to that we don't we're not doing it any longer, but we were like you were donating to you know, you say it, you know. I mean, uh again, I'm sure that it's doing what we're like, you're giving money to skin cancer.

SPEAKER_02 17:21

But what does that mean?

SPEAKER_07 17:23

It means that the the the company that's that's getting the donation, it means they get a tax break is what that means.

SPEAKER_02 17:30

Right. It's just weird because you don't know where it's going.

SPEAKER_07 17:34

That's all. And and they get to go, hey, we're giving the right.

SPEAKER_02 17:37

We've told our kids for years that you know, just it's okay if you know where it's going.

SPEAKER_10 17:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:42

But just like like I mean, we like I round up at uh firehouse because I know it's going to the local firehouse. And I don't want my house to burn down.

SPEAKER_07 17:52

So I'm I'm a I'm a like a strong. You don't round up. I don't. They go, Well, you want to round up? And I go, No, you want to round down and give me some money back?

SPEAKER_02 18:01

Round down.

SPEAKER_07 18:02

I bet you don't, do you? No, okay.

SPEAKER_02 18:04

Well, no, I don't want to make my it depends on for me, it depends on.

SPEAKER_07 18:08

And they'll say it's for, you know, it's for them, like, you know, sex trafficking children or something. Do you want to give to that? I'm like, nope. I hope more kids get get got. Can we just make this? No, you don't.

SPEAKER_02 18:21

That's a crazy train.

SPEAKER_07 18:23

What? That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 18:26

But right, you don't, but you don't know what that means. I mean, like it can't be.

SPEAKER_08 18:30

How is my nickel gonna stop somebody from getting what organizations? Well, nickels make dollars, but like like take a penny, give a penny.

SPEAKER_02 18:39

There's no more pennies, though.

SPEAKER_08 18:41

Right. Well, I guess it'd be true, it'd be nickel. Nickel, give a nickel, take a nickel, give a nickel. That's fine.

SPEAKER_02 18:47

It doesn't sound as good though.

SPEAKER_08 18:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:49

Right. Yeah, it isn't if there is no more pennies. Yeah. Yeah. But you know, anyways, uh it's it's interesting. I mean, not really.

SPEAKER_08 18:58

All right. No, the Dan Peace Man is interesting. Yes, not the whole rolling up thing.

SPEAKER_07 19:03

That does give you a good uh a good eye for humanity being out there because like I said, I would normally be like, no, I'm not gonna give to that, but there was enough people to do that for that.

SPEAKER_02 19:13

But you applaud other people giving their money.

SPEAKER_07 19:15

I applaud other people helping Dan out. I'm not necessarily saying at that instant, yes, it was giving their money, but no, I'm not just saying like I'm gonna applaud people for giving their money. Right.

SPEAKER_02 19:23

I still am not gonna it's like the w wishing wells, like the kid like our kids would be like, Hey, do you have a penny I can throw in the wishing well?

SPEAKER_08 19:29

It's like the little quarter and you see it round, round, round, round, you grab it right at the end and just start everybody.

SPEAKER_10 19:36

Well, at least you're entertained.

SPEAKER_08 19:38

Grab it at the end.

SPEAKER_07 19:39

Yeah, a son does that, like you're taking money from the from the from people with cancer or something, you know. Wow. Yeah, that's usually what it is. It's something, you know, for some disease.

SPEAKER_02 19:48

I've always seen it as Ronald McDonald House, and that's a good organization.

SPEAKER_07 19:51

Yes. So that is a good one. I haven't seen Ronald in a while.

SPEAKER_02 19:54

Yeah, you haven't. He I don't know where he went when he retired. He's like a retired clown.

SPEAKER_07 20:00

Him and Grimace. Yeah, and Jeff haven't seen Grimace or the Burglar in a long time. And it may just be because I don't watch as much TV, but do they still have McDonald's commercial?

SPEAKER_02 20:09

I don't think they're around anymore.

SPEAKER_08 20:10

Doop doop doop doop. No, I think the last time I even heard about McDonald's is when we talked about on the show when the CEO tried to eat one of their new burgers or whatever, and it looked like he about spit it out. Just like he was like sick of that.

SPEAKER_02 20:23

That was funny. Yeah. Okay, I've got something that recently happened in the news. New meaning to drop in.

SPEAKER_10 20:30

All right.

SPEAKER_02 20:30

Um, so I don't know if y'all heard about this, but there was a hot air balloon that landed in somebody's backyard.

SPEAKER_10 20:37

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 20:38

So I've got a quick little video that is kind of interesting.

SPEAKER_10 20:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:43

Make sure I can it wasn't the landing anyone expected, but somehow a hot air balloon carrying 13 people landed in the backyard of a Temecula home.

unknown 20:55

Hi, everybody!

SPEAKER_03 21:00

When a neighbor knocked on his door.

SPEAKER_06 21:04

This guy's like, They just landed in your backyard. I'm like, What?

SPEAKER_08 21:11

Yeah, what landed in the backyard?

SPEAKER_10 21:13

Oh my god!

SPEAKER_03 21:14

And then Hunter and his wife Jenna, who had been in another room at the time, went outside.

SPEAKER_09 21:19

So I go into the backyard and I open the sliding glass door, and there's a basket full of 13 people in my basket.

SPEAKER_07 21:35

Did they do that on purpose?

SPEAKER_02 21:37

No, apparently what happened was this was all over the news. Um apparently too fat. What happened is no, they they I think it was they were having some kind of festival or something with lots of hot air balloons and they were gonna go down. So they were like, Well, let's just find a place to land, because it was like going down for some reason. I don't know the reason why it went down. Like if

SPEAKER_07 22:00

People in it. I'll tell you why.

SPEAKER_02 22:01

I mean, but then it went back up. Like they they got it to go back up in there.

SPEAKER_07 22:05

Those things are just like elevators.

SPEAKER_02 22:06

They have like a capacity limit.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 22:10

They're gonna put the hot air in it, right? I mean, like the flame. Did it go out or something, I guess?

SPEAKER_02 22:15

Or I don't know what happened, but it landed in the backyard of this guy's house, and he was like talking on the phone or something.

SPEAKER_07 22:22

This may be a stupid question, but a hot air balloon, like if you just cut the air off, the thing doesn't, it's not like you're dropping the bottom out of it, does it?

SPEAKER_08 22:30

Because the balloon will still uh compensate for the air temperature that's in, and that's when it drops.

SPEAKER_07 22:37

It's not like a full, like wow, that's what I'm saying like yeah, what would it take for one of those to do that? The the the actual balloon part would have to have holes or something. It must, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:45

I don't know, but I do know this.

SPEAKER_07 22:46

Like when I was growing up, like could you not go up and then like turn it off and then just let yourself come down?

SPEAKER_02 22:51

I've never been in one. Have y'all been in one? I know you haven't.

SPEAKER_07 22:54

I've been in one, but not off of the ground. Oh, okay. Is that clear as mud? Yeah, like they had one hooked up, but I didn't fly. No, you didn't fly in the back.

SPEAKER_08 23:02

But I have gotten back in the little basket. I have gotten in the basket, but I never fly. Yeah, I did the same thing when I was a kid.

SPEAKER_02 23:07

Yeah, in the basket.

SPEAKER_08 23:07

But in the basket, I was in 13 people would not have feeling.

SPEAKER_07 23:10

But no, this is table seeming like correct. Like you'd think maybe like two at best, maybe three, four.

SPEAKER_02 23:15

Yeah, that's a lot of people.

SPEAKER_07 23:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:17

And so one time when um when I was young, I think it was like like eight or nine, my dad, we were driving, like going somewhere on a like a Sunday afternoon, hanging out, and we saw all these hot air balloons, and we were in the Dallas Fort Worth area, and we drive out of the city, and my dad's like, We don't have anything going on, let's just follow him. So he fought like we followed all these hot air balloons out to this field, and we're like Anyways, better to do it.

SPEAKER_09 23:47

There's all these people every story with Larry is always crazy.

SPEAKER_02 23:52

So we're out here and and we're we're there's a line of people in front of us, I guess, because they're going out to pick up the people that were in the hard air balloons, and then all of a sudden one of the hot air balloons lands on the car in front of us and like crushed the yeah the hood of the car in front of us. And we're like, what is happening?

SPEAKER_08 24:10

Yeah, I I think if I was in that basket, I'd probably have to step out. This dude's landing in people's backyards. It doesn't seem like he has full control. I mean, better than land on somebody's roof or something. Right. Well, he close. I mean, so I mean it was close.

SPEAKER_02 24:23

So you would have gotten out and gotten an Uber and yeah, but hey man, peace out.

SPEAKER_07 24:27

You didn't look like you know what you're doing. When I was a kid, I remember seeing more hot air balloons, I think, than I see now. Over time. But can you imagine being in the car and your dad going? Let's follow them and see where they're going.

SPEAKER_02 24:39

I can't I can't imagine that. Can you imagine?

SPEAKER_08 24:41

No, my dad. No.

SPEAKER_02 24:43

I can totally imagine.

SPEAKER_08 24:44

What would your dad say? I want to hear like what would what what would be an ed comment?

SPEAKER_07 24:48

This is all right, this is this is about I would I would be like hey pop, look, there's a I'll be you.

SPEAKER_08 24:54

I'll be you. Hey Pop. After we get the slushie from 7-Eleven, um, you mind if we follow that hot air balloon? There's a hot air balloon right there. No, we're gonna go home. We're not gonna get slushies? No.

SPEAKER_07 25:13

No, he would just be very like if you were to be like, hey, look at that.

SPEAKER_02 25:16

That's kind of anti-clever. It was, yeah. I was thinking.

SPEAKER_07 25:19

You thought it would be something big? No, he would just be like, no, we're not gonna.

SPEAKER_08 25:22

And then I still didn't get a slushy. No. No. Dang, I got disappointed twice and then slushies. Well, yeah, I mean, that's what you do if you're gonna follow a sip sip on.

SPEAKER_02 25:33

Is that 7-Eleven?

SPEAKER_08 25:34

Oh, you know what? Maybe.

SPEAKER_02 25:35

Is it Slurpee? Like, which would be like a big thing.

SPEAKER_08 25:39

That's right. It's Slurpee 7-Eleven. Slurpee 7-Eleven Slurpee. Yeah, I don't even know what I'm talking about. I don't even deserve to go watch a balloon.

unknown 25:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 25:47

I just can't imagine. I guess maybe just because I mean obviously we have different fathers, but I wouldn't even refer, I wouldn't even specifically saying like what would my father. I can't imagine just bowling in the car and then, like, yeah, let's just say my dad. That'd be funny. Yeah. And him going, hey, you want to follow those balloons? Hey, I'll do my dad. Who are you? I'll be my dad. You ask me.

SPEAKER_08 26:06

You ask me. I'll be my dad.

SPEAKER_07 26:08

Hey, Dad, can we can we follow those hot air balloons? See where they're going?

SPEAKER_08 26:13

Huh. That's what I'll get. That's what you would get. Yes. That's 100% what I'd get. And keep driving.

SPEAKER_07 26:23

And probably turn the opposite direction. My dad may tell me. I'm like, can we see where they're going? He might be like, well, it looks like they're going up, so I'm gonna make that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:33

Not my dad.

SPEAKER_08 26:35

I I remember seeing them more, too. That is wild to me.

SPEAKER_02 26:39

Not my dad.

SPEAKER_08 26:39

Your dad's like, hey, on the way, let's go buy a bunch of buttons and corn dogs. Oh, yeah. How far would you, how far would you have followed them?

SPEAKER_02 26:45

Oh, we followed it for like, I mean, it was like our afternoon. I mean hours?

SPEAKER_07 26:51

Or yes. There are there are hours in an afternoon. That's what I'm saying. Sure it was. This wasn't a like, hey, until the like we have to turn in four miles. We'll follow it until we.

SPEAKER_02 27:01

No, I mean, we like it was our new adventure following the To see where they were gonna go.

SPEAKER_07 27:06

To see where they were gonna go. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:07

And we we got a shocker because one of them landed on the car in front of us.

SPEAKER_07 27:11

You wouldn't have saw that unless you're following it.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

And that's what my dad said. But okay.

SPEAKER_07 27:17

Like where they land is just gonna be, it's gonna look probably just like where they took off from. Well, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 27:23

He's like, have y'all ever seen a hot air balloon? We're like not up close. We're like, well, maybe today's the day.

SPEAKER_08 27:30

Well, keep following it as long as we have enough gas.

SPEAKER_02 27:32

That's the adventure. Like, that's the way he operates.

SPEAKER_08 27:36

That's true. Yeah. I can attest to that.

SPEAKER_02 27:38

Yeah, but I've got lots more stories, but we've got more news. Okay. Okay, exploding wheelchair video.

SPEAKER_07 27:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 27:44

Have you heard of this?

SPEAKER_07 27:45

No, but I can't wait. Somebody's in it, right?

SPEAKER_02 27:49

Okay. So let's see if I can show this video. Are they supposed to do it? Video. So there's a lady that had a wheelchair in her house and she brought it outside. Okay. And it exploded. So how?

SPEAKER_09 28:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 28:08

Oh no, it didn't. Correct me if I'm wrong. That woman ran away from the city.

SPEAKER_02 28:14

That's exactly what I thought. All right. She's got this wheelchair. She's looking at it. She's like pulling up her britches and she's just staring at it. And the reason why is because it would she was inside and it started making some weird noise as she brought it out here. And it exploded.

SPEAKER_08 28:33

That would should have said I've had enough. She ran. I've had enough. You can walk.

SPEAKER_10 28:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 28:39

You can see you're running. I've had enough. That may be what happens when you're using a wheelchair and you don't need to be using a wheelchair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:46

Well, this is what happens when you buy your wheelchair at a thrift store.

SPEAKER_08 28:50

Oh, that's true. So that's true, too.

SPEAKER_02 28:52

I I dug in a little bit, and this person bought the wheelchair secondhand at a thrift store and put her own batteries in it.

SPEAKER_08 29:02

Oh, there you go.

SPEAKER_02 29:03

Yeah. So more to the story there.

SPEAKER_08 29:05

Maybe a little opera radio. She has some yeah. Yeah. She has some DeWalt batteries that she wired in there.

SPEAKER_02 29:11

But apparently, like, you know, it's early in the morning and the wheelchair starts making like a grinding sound, and she's like, Something's wrong with this. I gotta take it outside. So she took it outside and then it blew up, exploded. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 29:24

So wow.

SPEAKER_02 29:25

She's a hero. She saved her whole family from the exploding wheelchair from burning her house down. She's a hero.

SPEAKER_08 29:31

Yeah, well, I don't know. Is she? She's the one that brought it in from the thrift store and and and McGrivered some batteries to it. Yep. Price some potatoes. But if it wasn't for her, it wouldn't have gone outside.

SPEAKER_02 29:41

Right.

SPEAKER_08 29:42

And hey, there's a bird would have got inside.

SPEAKER_02 29:44

But there's gonna be failures in life. Like you gotta take chances.

SPEAKER_08 29:47

You gotta fail forward and burn your house down. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:50

She took a chance.

SPEAKER_08 29:51

She was trying to fix something that obviously she needed. She took a chance and almost burned her pants.

SPEAKER_02 29:57

That's good. Okay, here's something. Chimp Civil War. Have you heard of this chimp civil war that's going on? I thought this was kind of interesting. World largest, world largest group of chimps waging deadly civil war.

SPEAKER_07 30:13

You're talking about monkeys?

SPEAKER_02 30:14

Monkeys, like these? Well, chimps, I guess, are not monkeys, but this is a real thing that happened.

SPEAKER_08 30:19

Well, I've seen this in the movies before. They've got like six of them. Yeah. It's a franchise. Planet of the eighth.

SPEAKER_07 30:25

It's a franchise. And Marky Marks in one of them. I found it so interesting. These gorillas have guns.

SPEAKER_02 30:34

So what happened? It's pretty crazy. There's this civil war that's going on with this chimpanzee like group. I don't know what you call like a group of champ chimpanzees, like uh a gaggle. No. Like whatever. Tribe. Tribe. And so, yeah, I think that's actually what they're calling. They're tribe. They're a tribe. And so civil war. So they killed, like this typically doesn't happen, but these chimpanzees like killed like their own. Yeah. Like their own.

SPEAKER_09 31:06

It's a funny line. These pressers will make me thirsty. These monkeys are killing each other. They're killing each other. They are killing each other. And they call that a civil war. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:14

Well, apparently it was a whole like group of these chimpanzees that have gotten along great in this area.

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Until 2026. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:23

And then all of a sudden, some of them sided with the other ones and they killed like 17 of the other ones. Yeah. And but imagine like you live in this country or you live in this village area and there's chimpanzees, and it's just like, oh, the chimpanzees are they're fine and everything. And then all of a sudden, like the bloods of the crypts off. Yeah, you wake up in the middle of the night and it's like, what is that noise?

SPEAKER_07 31:46

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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They're killing each other.

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Flying everywhere.

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It's crazy.

SPEAKER_08 31:53

Gali. Yeah, you know what? I mean, there's nothing civil about war.

SPEAKER_07 31:58

Yeah, I find that odd. That's an odd title. Yeah. But I guess it's because just the monkeys weren't involving any tigers or lions or bears. It was just within the monkeys. Yeah. You won't find hippos doing that. Nope.

SPEAKER_02 32:10

Nope.

SPEAKER_07 32:10

If they have a war, it's going to be uncivil.

SPEAKER_02 32:12

Apparently, this happened before Jane Goodall, you know. I don't know if you've ever heard of her, but she's like the famous like gorillas in the mist.

SPEAKER_08 32:20

Oh, she wasn't the one from Romancing the Stone. She was in the Sign Language, right?

SPEAKER_02 32:24

No, that's funny. Yeah. Wasn't her name Jane something?

SPEAKER_08 32:29

I thought it was the same name.

SPEAKER_02 32:30

What was her name? Oh. Jane, what was her name? Yeah. Romancing the Stone and Jewel of the Nile.

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I guess it didn't matter.

SPEAKER_02 32:39

Jane Goodall, she was the lady that went and lived with the monkeys and the 1970s. Yeah, she did all that. She did all that. But there was a famous war that she documented called the Gombe um chimpanzee war. And it was in the 1970s.

SPEAKER_08 32:55

You say Gomby? Gombe is what you think. The Gombi.

SPEAKER_02 32:58

The Gombi.

SPEAKER_07 33:00

The chimpanzee war. Wow. I've just I've never heard of these wars all of a sudden. And now all of a sudden they've got the Civil War and I've never heard of wars other than w one and two.

SPEAKER_02 33:11

Yeah. Oh, what? You've never heard of other wars? Well, no, I hadn't heard of chimpanzee.

SPEAKER_07 33:25

I don't think that was actually a war though, was it? Well, I think I mean technical or something.

SPEAKER_02 33:31

Yeah, I mean, some people may argue that, but I would say the people that were in it probably argued it.

SPEAKER_08 33:35

Yeah. Did you know that they didn't call it War War II till way after it was wrapped up?

SPEAKER_07 33:40

Oh, okay. I thought war had to be declared or something like that.

SPEAKER_08 33:43

Yeah, I mean there was obviously a war going on, but they didn't say they didn't they didn't call it or name it World War II till after the war was already wrapped up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:53

Okay, because I know that World War I wasn't named World War I, it was called the Great War.

SPEAKER_08 33:57

Right, right. I'm saying that World War II, it was later defined as World War II because that went back. It wasn't like in the 80s they named it, it was like right after they were wrapping it up.

SPEAKER_02 34:08

That's interesting. So yeah, I thought that was kind of greasy. Here's a little good news. I'm trying to do a little good news.

SPEAKER_08 34:13

Okay, yeah. And so all these baskets flying out of the sky and monkeys, feces, monkey wars, exploding chairs, wheelchairs.

SPEAKER_02 34:20

Uh a bakery owner goes viral because his kids do voiceovers for his reels that he's gonna do.

SPEAKER_08 34:26

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 34:27

And it's supposed to be pretty cute. So here's an example of his bakery. He owns he's a bakery owner, and his kids do these voiceovers.

SPEAKER_01 34:35

I have the life of our daddy. What do you bakery? Narrated by his kids. It's very nice, and I love his bakery. And we make the cream, and he made three different teeth. My favorite is the pistachio. It's pistachio, I uh that's what I meant. Everyone else is. It's cute.

SPEAKER_08 34:58

No, it's good news and it's cute, but I gotta admit, I can I'm I'm understanding maybe every eight words.

SPEAKER_02 35:06

Well, that's why there's captions.

SPEAKER_08 35:07

Right, right. I know, I'm just saying, like, you know, just captions.

SPEAKER_02 35:13

Yeah, subtitles.

SPEAKER_08 35:14

It's cute.

SPEAKER_02 35:15

I think it's very cute.

SPEAKER_08 35:16

I guess what I'm trying to say is that when you have little kids that when they're talking, they'll learn how to talk and enunciating words and such, parents are tuned in, they can hear their kids, and kids are like, Meh meh meh, oh, really? You know, they know exactly what they said, but people who are not around all the time be like, what in the world did they just say?

SPEAKER_02 35:34

Yeah, that's true. There's a really cute commercial in the Nashville area, and I don't know if they still do it anymore, but you have you ever heard it's like they're the bug, the bug um pesticide or like company, like like exterminators or whatever, but they have their kids would do the same thing. Oh, okay. Like on the radio, like you hear the little kids talking. Get rid of the bugs, and it's so cute. Like you can't help but smile, listening to their little commercial.

SPEAKER_08 36:02

Sometimes help it.

SPEAKER_02 36:03

You can help not smile.

SPEAKER_08 36:04

Yeah. Yeah. I remember when we um we uh we first went to church and we were like, oh serve, we're gonna serve. Uh we have a two-year-old kid. You know what? We're gonna we're going to kids' ministry. We'll go in kids' ministry because we have a kid. We get back there and we figured out that we don't we don't like those kids. We only kid we like is our kid. Sometimes not even him or her. Whatever it may be. Yeah. But then you have favorites. Yeah. Depending on the day and the week.

SPEAKER_02 36:33

Depending on the day of the week.

SPEAKER_08 36:34

Yeah, sure. Yeah. Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 36:36

Yeah. So yeah, it's kind of just trying to throw some little good news in here.

SPEAKER_08 36:41

I appreciate that.

SPEAKER_02 36:42

So just a little something sweet.

SPEAKER_07 36:43

Yeah. Yeah, that was nice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:44

Keep it real, keep it serious.

SPEAKER_07 36:46

Positive and serious. I don't know if they could keep that up though. I mean, after that after that one video, I mean I get it.

SPEAKER_02 36:53

Well, I think the whole thing was when I saw it and like they were talking about it, is that he wanted to bring his family into the business. So and the thing that I kind of liked about it is that it's just their voices because he's not having their kids' faces like all over the well, that's kind of a controversy thing right now. It's like having your kid like on reels and kids like that.

SPEAKER_08 37:14

He can make bread molds of their kids. That would probably sell. Like a mold of their face and a brisket or something.

SPEAKER_02 37:22

A mold of their face?

SPEAKER_08 37:24

Like not a brisket, but um, what's it called? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 37:27

Like a croissant?

SPEAKER_08 37:28

Croissant. A croissant? Croissant face.

SPEAKER_02 37:30

A mold in their face.

SPEAKER_08 37:33

I'm just saying, I don't know my idea, but that's um I mean that could be something different.

SPEAKER_07 37:38

You know what?

SPEAKER_02 37:39

I don't know. I don't like that.

SPEAKER_07 37:41

My heart just lit up a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

That's weird. No way. Uh-uh. You can do your own kid's face in this room. You have a bad day.

SPEAKER_07 37:54

And they go, Papa, who's your favorite? And I'm making a sandwich and I'm going to tell you who it's not.

SPEAKER_09 38:02

Y'all do the math. Oh man.

SPEAKER_08 38:05

All right. Now we reached the point of the show to talk about and ask a question. What's the punchline? Alright, so uh some funny reels that I have chosen, uh, some random stuffs uh that I think is funny. And so we're gonna show just uh the first one here. Uh it's called Yay I Did It. Yay, I did it. Yay! Celebratory.

SPEAKER_12 38:28

Yeah, yeah, I did it. All right, all right. So we just watched the first part of it, right?

SPEAKER_08 38:32

Yeah, just first part of it, yeah. Here we go. Yeah, I did it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:36

Yay, I did it. And I'm doing it right now.

SPEAKER_08 38:39

Yeah, so we'll take time to warm up. It's like priming the good day.

unknown 38:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 38:46

I cut the grass yesterday. You cut yours? Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_05 38:49

Sha la la. Sha la la la la la. Sha la la la la la.

SPEAKER_02 38:55

Okay. So we're looking at people trying to climb down a very steep slope.

SPEAKER_08 39:03

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 39:04

Okay.

unknown 39:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 39:04

And those loose rocks. I mean, that's not going to do any. I think that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_07 39:08

It's coming straight up.

SPEAKER_02 39:09

A hundred percent.

SPEAKER_07 39:10

Yeah. Yeah. That little bald lady up there. I think she has like a bald bald. She looks bald to be.

SPEAKER_02 39:18

She's got like a scarf on her head. Um, but she is for sure gonna slide down that steep slope for sure.

SPEAKER_07 39:27

Well, it's celebratory. That's what I'm hoping.

SPEAKER_02 39:30

Here's hoping. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 39:31

Okay. Here's wishing.

SPEAKER_02 39:34

All right.

SPEAKER_08 39:34

So on it two, yeah. Yeah, let's go see what happens. Yeah, yeah, did it. Please.

SPEAKER_05 39:39

Yeah, I did it. Sha la la.

SPEAKER_08 39:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 39:43

Sha la la la la So. It's her is who I'm thinking.

SPEAKER_07 39:50

Other man in me is shooting. Yeah, he made Oh!

SPEAKER_09 40:04

Yay!

SPEAKER_07 40:05

Yeah. I tell you, that's not what I thought was gonna happen. I thought we were gonna watch him come all the way down. I thought it was a lady with a one of those Jeep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 40:15

Oh, yeah. I think it's not. It's the guy with a sweat rag around his neck. I thought it was a lady with a helmet. A meat helmet.

SPEAKER_02 40:22

That's a full recovery. I mean, he like is a champion. He shouldn't be raising his hands. That was pretty impressive.

SPEAKER_08 40:28

Yeah. That shot up really quick. It's a good um. It's two things. I think his maybe his out-of-shapeness is caused that fall, but his out-of-shapeness saved him from the like a like.

SPEAKER_10 40:42

Like a humpty dumpty.

SPEAKER_08 40:44

He teetered and totted, but he didn't fall down.

SPEAKER_12 40:47

Like a weeble and a wobble. Like a weeble wobble.

SPEAKER_07 40:49

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 40:50

The weebles wobble, but they're not.

SPEAKER_07 40:51

One of those little things you can sit on. Like Mr. Potato Man.

SPEAKER_02 40:56

I don't know, but what are you doing over there?

SPEAKER_06 40:58

I don't know.

SPEAKER_09 41:00

Hold on to it.

SPEAKER_07 41:01

It's like a little wheels, and it just keeps going in a circle. You don't have to like a scooter? No, man, never mind. I don't know what you're doing. Yeah, me neither. I don't know what I'm talking about either. Yeah. But how'd you how'd you ride it? I don't remember. It was so long ago, man. So long ago.

SPEAKER_09 41:19

Show me. So long ago. I got you in 4K. I got your 4K.

SPEAKER_12 41:24

Yeah, I like him. He he's a he's a he's victorious. He's a champion.

SPEAKER_08 41:29

He's a champion.

SPEAKER_12 41:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_08 41:31

Yeah. He beat anorexia. All right.

SPEAKER_07 41:33

So we're going to number two. Like it looked like he was wearing one of those towels you like dry your car off.

SPEAKER_02 41:39

Shamwow. That's what saved him. Shamwow. It's a sham wow commercial.

SPEAKER_08 41:47

That's what it looked like. Alright, number two. Alright, this is a a kid's sleep test.

SPEAKER_02 41:52

Kid's sleep test.

SPEAKER_08 41:54

So all you new parents out there, this will help you.

SPEAKER_00 41:56

If you lift your kid's arm up and it and you let it go and it falls, they're awake. But if you keep it up, if you lift their arm up and it's and you let it go and it stays up, they're asleep.

SPEAKER_07 42:11

This guy's an idiot.

SPEAKER_02 42:12

I I've seen these before.

SPEAKER_07 42:14

Okay. Why don't they just put a mirror under their nose? Oh. That's how you check if somebody's asleep.

SPEAKER_02 42:23

That's what I used to do with the babies.

SPEAKER_07 42:25

Or you could just ask them. Yeah. Are you awake? Are you awake? Yeah. I don't ever do that. If it stays up, it sounded like he was like he was giving the instructions for a referee when like when someone's like, yeah, like if they raise their hand and it drops, he goes, Okay, he's out.

SPEAKER_09 42:41

We gotta player in the eighth round. Yeah. Yeah. Dusty Rose gets up.

SPEAKER_02 42:50

Yeah, I've seen this where you know the Tessner Kids.

SPEAKER_08 42:54

Testner kids. Kids.

SPEAKER_00 42:56

It's a cute one. If you have your kid's arm up and it and you let it go and it falls, they're awake. But if you keep it up, if you lift their arm up and it's and you let it go and it stays up, they're asleep.

SPEAKER_07 43:12

Oh, he's he's saying it so she'll stays up, she's asleep. But she's a she's paying attention to it. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 43:22

I'm fucking above it. I'm saying.

SPEAKER_08 43:26

I think we've all been there with our kids when they you have a long ride or maybe a five-minute ride down the road and it's late at night, and they're sleeping because they want you to carry them inside.

SPEAKER_10 43:36

Yes.

SPEAKER_08 43:37

Because they're tired, they're getting a little bit on the lazy s lazy side because they're tired.

SPEAKER_02 43:41

I used to do that when I was late.

SPEAKER_08 43:42

They want you to carry them in. Never experienced that.

SPEAKER_02 43:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 43:45

You get on them. Yeah. I'm not carrying them anywhere. You sleep in the car if you want, man. All right, baby. We're cool. We we've been we have been inside like, where's Gabriel? He's still asleep in the car. I guess he'll when he wakes up, he'll he'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_02 44:00

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_07 44:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:02

Well, when you've ridden in a car for a couple hours after a hot air balloon, then you pass out and then your dad.

SPEAKER_08 44:08

Then you wake up in a basket of a balloon.

unknown 44:11

Yes.

SPEAKER_08 44:12

With a Slurpee.

SPEAKER_02 44:14

That's cute. That was very cute. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 44:15

There you go. Yeah, I like that. I like the boy going. Yeah, it's prominent Jesus.

SPEAKER_07 44:20

Yeah, asleep though.

SPEAKER_10 44:22

It was just like, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 44:23

I was like, that's why he was that he was saying it so they would hear it. I was like, this is wrong. If they hold it up, they're awake.

SPEAKER_02 44:30

Well, I'm not I'm not seeing this particular video, but this is like a viral thing that everybody's doing where they're like their kids are sleeping and they're doing this, and I'm thinking, why are you filming your kids sleeping? Yeah. But this is cute. This is very cute. Okay, last one.

SPEAKER_08 44:45

All right. Um, I forgot the name. Okay. Oh, how was the dentist? How was the dentist?

SPEAKER_09 44:50

Oh, this is so good. All right.

SPEAKER_04 44:53

Okay, how was the dentist?

SPEAKER_08 44:54

How was the dentist?

SPEAKER_04 44:55

All right. Hey, baby, how was the dentist today?

unknown 44:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 45:00

Oh. Alright. Okay. I I see what's going on here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have not seen this, but I know it's gonna have an idea. If she's been she's probably had laughing gas. Yes. Okay. So she's gonna say some outlandish or she's or she doesn't.

SPEAKER_02 45:12

I think her face is gonna be all kinds of messed up.

SPEAKER_07 45:15

Yeah?

SPEAKER_08 45:16

Well, she's got her teeth, so.

SPEAKER_02 45:18

She's got her teeth.

SPEAKER_08 45:19

I guess it was a good visit. And if you had all your teeth, yeah, sure. Let's check it out. How's the dentist? This is so funny.

SPEAKER_04 45:25

Hey, baby, how was the dentist today? Oh man. Can you give me a nice big smile?

SPEAKER_03 45:36

Looks like she had a stroke. I can't so laughing.

SPEAKER_04 45:46

Three times the charm. You lose your face. I can't tell if you're crying.

SPEAKER_10 45:56

Wow. What are they?

SPEAKER_07 45:57

Nova cane up with that one side of her face?

SPEAKER_03 46:00

And I can feel the tears running down my eyes being like, so when you get home, don't be alarmed, it's gonna look like you've had a stroke.

SPEAKER_09 46:11

Don't be alarmed.

SPEAKER_10 46:19

She's a tripper for letting him post this.

SPEAKER_08 46:22

Well, she can't see what's going on. For better or worse. Yeah, definitely for worse.

SPEAKER_02 46:28

When you got your wisdom teeth out, that was so funny. Like, because you had a bunch of laughing guests, and you were saying all kinds of crazy stuff when I picked you up.

SPEAKER_08 46:37

I just remember like Is that how you lost your wisdom? Mm-hmm. You had it removed in person.

SPEAKER_02 46:43

So funny.

SPEAKER_08 46:45

I remember like just waking up um or coming or being aware on the ride home. I don't remember how I got in the car, but I remember I was like, oh, I'm I'm in a car.

SPEAKER_10 46:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 46:55

That's always weird if like you wake up and you're not where you went to sleep. Yeah. If you're like, I went to bed here, and then you're waking up and you're waking up and you're like, this isn't when I went to sleep. Right. Yeah, that is.

SPEAKER_02 47:06

That's yeah, that's wild. Yeah, our daughter's like, what is wrong with you, Daddy? And she's just like, you were so funny. We were asking you questions.

SPEAKER_08 47:15

Oh, Abby Lou was in the car?

SPEAKER_02 47:16

Yeah, she was with me.

SPEAKER_08 47:17

I don't remember that.

SPEAKER_02 47:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 47:19

Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 47:21

Well, that was a long time ago. I mean, it was so long ago. There you go. That was crazy.

SPEAKER_08 47:25

Anyway, I thought it was funny. Uh, some uh some great facial expressions from that.

SPEAKER_02 47:31

Yeah, it was funny. So my favorite one though is the little kid, like raising his hands.

SPEAKER_07 47:35

Yeah, I knew that'd be yours. Yeah, yeah. No, my favorite is the dude falling off the weebble.

unknown 47:39

Yeah, he was pretty funny. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 47:41

It's something for everybody. Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_12 47:43

Yeah, it's true. Yeah. Yeah, those real.

SPEAKER_08 47:45

A little dabble do you? Right. So now we're gonna move on to another segment of our show where we uh have a serious take on all debatable issues. It's where we throw down the gauntlet and uh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 48:00

Last time I I was just telling you guys about how I go to sleep, and then I I haven't heard the end of it.

SPEAKER_10 48:05

So funny. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_07 48:07

We were doing like real stuff, and you're like, wait a minute, you mean you look around and falcon? Oh, that's just one thing. I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 48:15

She's like, why don't you just move it? I'm like I actually um um thought about you other night uh because you were talking about moving your eyes or anything. I didn't do that, but I was like, hey, how can you not just like stay up by doing that? But then I woke myself up from snoring.

unknown 48:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 48:34

Have you ever done that before? You do you don't know if you snore or not? I don't know if I do. I mean, I've never woke myself up. I was laying down sideways. I like laying on my side, and I'm like every five to six or seven minutes, whatever, uh, I would go, I would make the and I would wake myself up. And it took me almost an hour to an hour and a half to go to sleep last night. You probably should switch how you're how you're laid down because you're not breathing properly. Oh, I did. I I I tried every bit like laid on my stomach, my back, the side, hanging off the bed. I did. Yeah, I don't know how I don't follow how I don't stay awake.

SPEAKER_07 49:08

But I mean I do you look around.

SPEAKER_09 49:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 49:11

All right. Never woke up while I was looking.

SPEAKER_08 49:14

Well, here's a serious take. All right.

SPEAKER_09 49:16

While I was looking?

SPEAKER_08 49:18

Yeah, here's a serious take. All right, is uh and this is an age-old question.

SPEAKER_12 49:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 49:23

Alright, so you probably have some thoughts on this already. Is is cereal a soup? What is cereal a soup?

SPEAKER_02 49:33

Is cereal a soup?

SPEAKER_08 49:36

Because it's a liquid meal.

SPEAKER_07 49:40

I have to say no because whenever I eat cereal, again, I'm uh an anomaly for this. I don't I don't I don't drink milk. So I dry eat cereal. I eat cereal fairly regularly. But yeah, I just pour it in a bowl and I eat it with a spoon. So it's not soup for you. It's not because it's not even wet. Oh right. But I also like I've also had many people do that. Do you know uh you know what ramen noodles are?

SPEAKER_02 50:06

No, I've never heard of them.

SPEAKER_07 50:07

It's a uh Yeah, I know what it is. Oh, I was at work the other day and they had a bunch there, but they didn't have any like bowl or they had a a bowl, but there's just like a microwave, you know, and I've always, if you're gonna cook them, you do it on the stove. But because there was no stove, I just took them and broke them up and then put it in a bowl and then sprinkled that dust on it. And the lady I was working with, she was like, What are you doing? And I'm like, I'm eating these noodles. She was like, You haven't cooked them. Oh wow. It's okay. And they just ate it.

SPEAKER_12 50:40

Like the crunchy noodles?

SPEAKER_07 50:41

You ate them like crunchy noodles? You've never eaten noodles like that either? No.

SPEAKER_02 50:44

Never she acted like she had never seen I've never seen it or heard anybody doing that before. Right. I'm bewildered right now.

SPEAKER_08 50:52

Yeah. You'd look around your head and eating dry noodles.

SPEAKER_07 50:54

Sometimes like if you didn't have if you didn't even have a bowl, you would just crush the because you know when at first it's very hard. It's like a brick. It's a brick. Yeah. You have to crush that thing up in the bag and then open the bag. It's not a granola bar. And then you take the powder out, sorry. Nope. Take the powder out, and then dust it, and then shake the bag up to get that powder on as much as you can.

SPEAKER_02 51:13

Yeah, but nothing adhere that powder's not going to adhere to a dry noodle.

SPEAKER_07 51:17

It doesn't it doesn't come off.

SPEAKER_08 51:18

Do you ever read the instructions on the back of the package?

SPEAKER_07 51:21

Yeah, but I'm I've rarely cooked them. I would eat them raw.

SPEAKER_08 51:26

This is you're not a big thing.

SPEAKER_07 51:27

But I cook my Pop Tarts.

SPEAKER_08 51:30

How do you cook your Pop Tarts?

SPEAKER_02 51:32

Do you do you break it up and put milk on top of it?

SPEAKER_07 51:34

No, I don't do milk. Uh toaster oven, and then when it comes out, butter has to go on it. Oh, okay. Or I'm not eating it. Butter on two kinds of Pop-Tarts. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 51:45

Chocolate and cinnamon. Oh. You got about say cinnamon's gotta be the end here.

SPEAKER_07 51:48

Cinnamon with the icing on it, and then just the chocolate with the icing.

SPEAKER_08 51:51

Interesting. Butter goes on both of them.

SPEAKER_02 51:53

What does your mom think about this? Like when you're growing up.

SPEAKER_08 51:56

Why does she have it matters? Yeah. What? Yeah, what does your neighbor think about you sleeping with your eyes rolling on your head?

SPEAKER_07 52:02

Yeah, I don't know. Um I quit drinking milk at a very, very young when I was very young too. Like she said like I wouldn't take it. Breastfeeding? So we stopped. No, she didn't. She gave me like uh she gave me what do you call it, formula or whatever. Okay. Yeah. And uh I quit taking it that very, very, very pretty soon or more soon than regular. Fourth grade.

unknown 52:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 52:24

Quit breastfeeding in ninth grade. Wow.

SPEAKER_12 52:28

That's great. So you've got water. So you you've always eaten your cereal like this? Yeah, no matter what kind of cereal it is, too.

SPEAKER_08 52:33

Like it would be uh but like the the the point. So I don't think it's a soup. Okay, well you've seen most people, normal people, will eat like a cereal and pull more milk in it, and then so gross. But like that's how most people eat it. Right. The combo. And because it has a liquid in it, would you consider it a soup?

SPEAKER_02 52:51

I mean, technically, I guess it is a soup.

SPEAKER_07 52:54

I still wouldn't, because if I drank a glass of milk, I wouldn't say I just had a glass of soup. And that's the only that's the only liquid. Yeah, the only liquid that's making it. Well, you got like some chicken broth that's or watered in it. Or water. I'm not drinking water saying it's soup, but I would say chicken broth is more soup than milk is.

SPEAKER_02 53:15

Yes, I would have to agree with that because it's got like heartiness to it. But yeah, I would it's it's tough because I you know soup is my favorite meal. I love soup.

SPEAKER_08 53:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:27

But there's so many kinds of soup. Yeah, know that.

SPEAKER_07 53:32

Do you like soup out of a bread bowl?

SPEAKER_08 53:35

Yeah, well, yeah, like Panera bread bowl.

SPEAKER_07 53:38

I mean, it doesn't matter where the bread's made to me, but I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_02 53:51

I have never been able to do that where it's nothing. It's like the the taco salad, like trying to eat the entire thing. The the bottom, like the the the very, very bottom of it was kind of like wet almost.

SPEAKER_08 54:05

I watched a brother and sister get in a fight. She beat him, she closed his eyes for him. Like she beat him bad because he was not finishing the milk in the bowl after he ate the cereal.

SPEAKER_02 54:20

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_08 54:20

Yeah, they got in a fight.

SPEAKER_02 54:22

Interesting.

SPEAKER_08 54:23

Yeah. Because uh mainly because he drank all the milk. Got it and then there was no milk left for her, but he was wasting the milk in the bowl, not drinking it.

SPEAKER_02 54:32

She got mad, so now did y'all when you had rice krispies, like rice crispy cereal with the milk, did y'all put sugar on it?

SPEAKER_08 54:39

That and Cheerios, and then you had the little gray slug in the side in the bottom of the road. Oh, it was all the sugar. You never know. I don't do rice crispy cereal.

SPEAKER_07 54:46

I have had a rice crispy treat. My kids put sugar on uh on the they put them on the strawberries.

SPEAKER_02 54:52

They put sugar on strawberries.

SPEAKER_08 54:54

Sticking with breakfast food, uh pancakes or waffles, what's more superior?

SPEAKER_02 54:59

Um waffles, for sure. 100%. That's easy. Let me see.

SPEAKER_08 55:04

Pancakes.

SPEAKER_02 55:06

It's no I think waffles waffles are definitely superior to that. It seems more fancy.

SPEAKER_07 55:12

Easier to trash move. No, it's because it has those little pockets for the syrup to land in or your peanut butter to put in there. Yeah, no, no, that's what I like. Fancy at the hotel where you can make your own. That syrup goes where it wants to go. You're not gonna you're not gonna corner my syrup into some little box.

SPEAKER_02 55:30

Yeah, apparently not. But the waffles, I mean, with the you got the little butter and you have to have a special thing to make a waffle.

SPEAKER_07 55:38

I mean, like it's fun when you go like that. But I'm saying, like, if you're making one at your house, you have to have like a special item. You can't make it like I can make a pancake with just a pan. That's what makes it more superior.

SPEAKER_02 55:50

That that's why it would be superior, is because you cannot make it just willy-nilly wherever you want to make it.

SPEAKER_08 55:57

You've got to have your waffles willy and nilly?

SPEAKER_02 56:01

No, that's how you make pancakes. You make pancakes, you know, pancakes on a pan. You can put pancakes in a frying pan.

SPEAKER_07 56:07

You mean to tell me like a big stack of pancakes with some butter on it doesn't look good to you?

SPEAKER_02 56:12

It's mushier. I like the substance of a waffle. It's like crunchy and like what do you say, Chad? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 56:20

Uh I I like both. I like both. I will eat both pancakes and waffles, but I see waffles more superior than the pancake. Just because of the what we were just talking about. It takes a little bit more effort to cook a waffle. We have to have the right gear, and I don't know, it just seems more like a high-end.

SPEAKER_02 56:38

Do you like pancakes with stuff cooked in them? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 56:42

Like chocolate chips.

SPEAKER_07 56:43

Bacon.

SPEAKER_02 56:44

Bacon chips.

SPEAKER_07 56:45

Bacon would be good, yeah. Yeah, I like it. My kids do blueberry, but I don't do any for chocolate.

SPEAKER_02 56:50

Now, when your kids do the blueberries, do they put the blueberries on after it's cooked or do they cook it with the blueberry in it?

SPEAKER_07 56:56

That's a very, very good question. And I will say, also cute that you think that my kids are cooking. Well, I know some of them too. I make them the pancakes. I put the blueberries in in the batter.

SPEAKER_02 57:09

That's what I like.

SPEAKER_07 57:10

I don't I don't mean by whole batter. I mean like I'll throw a pancake down, and I like, who wants the next one? And they're like, I do, and I go, what do you want in it? Blueberries. I throw blueberries on that side, and then when you flip it, it's then it cooks in it.

SPEAKER_08 57:22

Okay. It looks so good. All right, all right, all right. I got another question, then we'll end on this one. So um, this shouldn't be too divided, but it is a thinker. Um a straw that you put into your drink. You go to a restaurant, you use a straw. You probably don't use a straw, do you? He doesn't drink. So it doesn't matter to me.

SPEAKER_02 57:40

He doesn't drink anything.

SPEAKER_08 57:41

I know what you're gonna ask.

SPEAKER_02 57:42

He's never had anything to drink.

SPEAKER_08 57:43

I think I know what you're gonna ask. All right, does it straw have one hole or two?

unknown 57:47

What?

SPEAKER_08 57:48

Does a straw have one holes, one hole, or does it have two holes?

SPEAKER_02 57:53

Does it have one hole or two holes? It has one hole.

SPEAKER_08 57:57

That's what I say.

SPEAKER_02 57:58

One hole all the way through it. It's like a piece of plastic with one hole.

SPEAKER_08 58:03

I know, but that's what I'll say. But if you look at both ends, you can see there's a hole here and a hole on the other side.

SPEAKER_02 58:10

Yeah, that's like a mind-bender.

SPEAKER_07 58:12

It is, because then, like, if I think about you like, well, what if you're a sewer, you know, you got a manhole here and a manhole here, that's not the same hole.

SPEAKER_02 58:21

It's true. Yeah, you look at through a pipe. Like, interesting. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not gonna be able to sleep at night.

SPEAKER_07 58:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 58:28

I'm gonna wake myself up in the middle of the night.

SPEAKER_06 58:30

She's gonna wake up and go, it's two!

SPEAKER_02 58:34

Two!

SPEAKER_06 58:36

What if there's a crack in it?

SPEAKER_08 58:37

Yeah, it's true.

SPEAKER_02 58:38

It's got three holes.

SPEAKER_08 58:39

Four bindy bendy, the bendy straw. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 58:42

When there's a crack in your face.

SPEAKER_08 58:44

What's a quick fix for a crack in your straw?

SPEAKER_02 58:47

Cut it.

SPEAKER_07 58:47

Cut it, yeah. Oh, okay. I've never thought of that.

SPEAKER_02 58:49

What do you do?

SPEAKER_07 58:50

Wherever the uh the hole is, like let's say if you put it in and you there's a hole close to where your mouth is, I literally take the straw out and just flip it and put that hole at the bottom.

SPEAKER_02 59:00

100%. If you dom scissors, that's what you do.

SPEAKER_07 59:02

Yeah, because who carries around scissors on them?

SPEAKER_02 59:04

Yeah, I I usually have pocket.

SPEAKER_07 59:06

I do have a pocket knife on me. Yeah. Okay. It's pronounced knife. Yeah, cannifes. But a pocket knife.

SPEAKER_12 59:11

What are you gonna do? Like pull the straw and cut that look.

SPEAKER_07 59:14

Sure. Have you hold it and I just Oh, right. I keep an extra straw in the glove box. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:20

You keep an extra straw, just uh like a backup straw?

SPEAKER_07 59:23

Uh-huh. Just in case I go through somewhere and they forget to give me a few.

SPEAKER_02 59:26

Bendy straws are my favorite.

SPEAKER_07 59:27

I mean, you look like a cardboard straw guy type of guy. Nope. I don't like straw.

SPEAKER_02 59:32

I hate cardboard straws. Have you had those metal straws? Like the stainless steel straws?

SPEAKER_07 59:36

Have you cleaned those straws? I have to do like a brush. Yeah, they have a real pain in the ribs.

SPEAKER_02 59:42

That and he accidentally hit your teeth on it.

SPEAKER_06 59:46

How aggressive are you drinking your drinks? You mean like when you're five? No. How can at your age you not be experienced enough with a straw?

SPEAKER_02 59:54

I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 59:55

I just What are you doing?

SPEAKER_08 59:56

Just like coming in hot with your straw.

SPEAKER_06 59:59

Have you ever scratched the back of your throat with a straw even when you just come in racing quick?

SPEAKER_09 1:00:05

Forgot this was metal. The length of it. Yeah. Death perception.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:11

Golly.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:12

Stick up your nose.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:13

Yeah, chip a tooth or something. Metal straw.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:16

Yeah, that's right. What are you saying? Interesting.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:18

How many holes, Chad? Do you guys say? Yeah, what do you think? Oh. I think there's one hole. That's just I just one hole. All right. Simple. I think when I think if you look, I I think the the smart people like, it's two holes, because it'll like, like you just said, like it's there is a way you can think of it.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:34

Because what if I say if I if I stuff something in one hole?

SPEAKER_08 1:00:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:38

If you have one hole, if I stuff something in it, then you shouldn't be able to stick anything else in it.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:43

Right.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:43

But I can put another something in the other hole.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:46

Yeah, but it won't work.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:48

Correct.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:49

So technically it's not working.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:52

Well you're just filling up that hole. Yeah.

unknown 1:00:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:56

Right.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:56

From two sides.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:58

Yeah. That's very interesting.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:02

If we dug a hole from America to China, which everybody knows. No, not this way, it's this way. I mean, yeah, yeah. Everybody knows China's this way. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:10

I mean, I don't know who's digging this way.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:12

Jesus.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:13

Okay. If you went all the way through, then I was asking.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:30

I don't know.