Ep #58 'Leftover Prayers'

Leftover prayer debate for Mother's Day, Scooby Doo vs Muppet Babies,  aliens and the Bible,  plus viral reel reactions this week- because THIS IS SERIOUS! 

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SPEAKER_04 0:04

Hey, this is serious. If you like clean comedy with a side of poop jokes, you're in the right place, my friends. We are the creators of Nashville Nonsense, the family-friendly sketch comedy show. You know you never need it. It's on the channel right now. What are you aiming for besides watching the rest of this episode of this podcast? But then go check out uh our our comedy that we do on the channel, and it's funny and it's amazing, and we got a great cast, and Jared's super creative, and Amber's super creative, and I'm okay. But we have a good time doing it, right? Oh so smooth, yeah. All right, so I'm joined today by my best pal, Jared Chamlis. Like I said, comedic actor, writer, man of many children. FG is what we call them, getting it started. Let it go in the comments. And my beautiful, lovely wife, look at her blue eyes. She is a writer herself, comedic actor, producer, director. Uh, what else? Mother? Yeah. Mother.

SPEAKER_02 1:00

Yeah, mother, because it's Mother's Day weekends.

SPEAKER_03 1:02

Mother.

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Mother.

SPEAKER_03 1:04

Of two. Of two. Yeah, that's I I will consider that a parent. Yes. Thank you. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_02 1:10

Because that's what I was waiting for.

SPEAKER_03 1:12

My approval. Yes. I mean, I don't mean it, I don't mean it to be mean in any way, but if you only have one child, sometimes even two, I don't know if I really consider you a parent.

SPEAKER_02 1:23

That's because you have FG status. But I'm gonna tell you after birthing two children, I definitely am a parent.

SPEAKER_04 1:33

Well, I'm gonna tell you, after witnessing five births, yeah. Hey, I tell you, after stuffing my toe on the corner of the bed, going to the bathroom at three o'clock in the morning, same thing, same twinsies. Yeah, it hurts. I've had a bad toothache.

SPEAKER_02 1:47

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_04 1:49

Happy Mother's Day! Happy Mother's Day. Yeah, that's really quick. Uh yeah, so uh, yeah, we're just talking about your shirt, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:56

Yeah, you got it as a present? Yeah, yeah, my daughter got this for me uh at one of our local restaurants called the Cracker Barrel.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

That was that cracker barrel? They have a Scooby-Doo t-shirt? I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_03 2:08

Love Scooby-Doo. Eden found it and uh Scooby-Doo's got it. She got it for me. Yeah, yeah. Love I love old cartoons. Even if I didn't have children, I would uh I would still watch Scooby-Doo.

SPEAKER_04 2:17

Let me ask you something. What do you think about um Scrappy-Doo?

SPEAKER_03 2:21

I like him.

SPEAKER_04 2:22

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 2:22

Like him. I'm not one of the uh haters of Scrappy-Doo. One of my favorite little, like uh, I think it was maybe Maverick TV movie they ever made, didn't have uh Velma and Daphne and Fred in it. It just had Shaggy and Scooby and uh Scrappy. Scrappy.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

I think I've seen that.

SPEAKER_03 2:40

It's called the the Boo Brothers. Scooby-Doo meets the Boo Brothers. Oh, Shaggy inherits a house from a dead relative and okay. A cartoon? It's a cartoon.

SPEAKER_04 2:49

Okay, I mean you know they made the ones that weren't animated. Correct, correct.

SPEAKER_03 2:53

This was like in 1983 or so or something.

SPEAKER_04 2:56

It's called Scooby-Doo Meets the Boo Brothers. You know what else happened in '83? NC State won the NCAA basketball championship. Yeah, I did not know that. Yep, Albert Harky, New Mexico.

SPEAKER_03 3:06

That's right, Michael Jordan wasn't competing anymore.

SPEAKER_04 3:08

Um yeah, uh yeah, yes, he was.

SPEAKER_03 3:12

Not in 83.

SPEAKER_02 3:13

All right, let's go back to Scooby-Doo. Yeah, I guess.

SPEAKER_04 3:15

Oh, he graduated in 84, didn't he? Oh, yeah. Did they beat North Carolina? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. A couple times that year. Uh, and the other thing is that they beat the number one team in the nation, Houston, the fly five slam pajama. Who is Elijah Wan? Oh, you're talking about Admiral, right? You said David Robinson and Elijah Juan.

SPEAKER_03 3:35

We're not team. Listen, the dream team.

SPEAKER_04 3:38

Yeah, they were on the same team with the dream team.

SPEAKER_02 3:40

I don't know. Kobe Bryant.

SPEAKER_04 3:42

Yeah. Kobe. Going back to your shirt, Scooby-Doo. I love Scooby-Doo. Uh love all the old what was your favorite? Is that your favorite cartoon? Probably one of my favorite cartoons.

SPEAKER_03 3:50

If you had to pick like one favorite. Yeah, Scooby-Doo. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 3:53

I mean that was great. It was great.

SPEAKER_03 3:55

Yeah. There's so many of them, too. So what about you?

SPEAKER_02 3:58

Favorite cartoon growing up? Hmm.

SPEAKER_04 4:01

You probably didn't read. I mean, probably didn't read. Probably didn't watch. Probably didn't watch cartoons. You probably read it.

SPEAKER_02 4:08

No.

SPEAKER_03 4:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:13

I don't know. I think um puts her in.

SPEAKER_03 4:17

I hear you.

SPEAKER_02 4:18

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 4:20

I hear you.

SPEAKER_03 4:21

Yes. I didn't watch cartoons. I listened to them on the radio.

SPEAKER_02 4:25

Right. I drew hieroglyphics in my cage.

SPEAKER_03 4:28

Camera's like I liked flipping the pages really fast with City Peters.

SPEAKER_02 4:31

It's hard to flip those rocks. Yeah. You didn't have a favorite, you didn't have a favorite cartoon on Saturday morning? I like, I liked uh Mighty Mouse. Mighty Mouse, I liked Mighty Mouse. You look like a Mighty Mouse. I did like Mighty Mouse. I liked Care Bears. I liked the Care Bears. Oh, oh, Muppet Babies.

SPEAKER_03 4:49

Oh, the babies. That's even the cartoon.

SPEAKER_02 4:52

That was I liked the Muppet Babies. Wow.

SPEAKER_03 4:54

Yeah. Okay. That was a good picture.

SPEAKER_02 4:56

Muppet babies.

SPEAKER_04 4:59

Yeah. I I really like the Muppets. And I like the Muppet Babies. Um but I like that cartoon. One thing, I mean, I'm probably people are gonna rage on this. This is a rage bait statement. But I'm not a huge fan. I actually get like bothered and a little bit anxiety when I see Miss Piggy. I don't like her.

SPEAKER_02 5:17

Well, she's not very likable. I mean, she's nice.

SPEAKER_04 5:21

She's a pig. Yeah, but she wouldn't even eat her. Yeah, but there's there's other pigs on the show, like the pigs that go to space. Those pigs are cool.

SPEAKER_02 5:28

But pigs in space are out of the phone.

SPEAKER_04 5:30

Those pigs are cool. They're off of the Vikings. Yes. I like those pigs. I wish she'd go away.

SPEAKER_02 5:38

She is annoying.

SPEAKER_04 5:39

She probably is one of the most annoying pigs if you had to pick one. Yeah. Yeah. And then so like love Kerman.

SPEAKER_02 5:45

Who's your favorite Muppet then?

SPEAKER_04 5:47

Oh gosh. That's easy for me.

SPEAKER_02 5:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 5:49

Fozzie.

SPEAKER_02 5:50

Fozzie is a great one.

SPEAKER_03 5:51

Waka Waka. I I have a toss-up between Fozzie and I love Gonzo. Yes. Gonzo's great. What's the chicken's name?

SPEAKER_02 6:02

Cluck cluck or something. No, it's not.

SPEAKER_03 6:03

It's like a girl's name. It's like Camille. Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_04 6:07

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And that's not really, I mean, they had Muppet Babies was a cartoon, but like I as far as my favorite.

SPEAKER_02 6:13

Saturday morning cartoon. Like Muppet Muppets.

SPEAKER_04 6:16

No, no, no. I mean, like we're talking about like cartoons.

SPEAKER_03 6:18

Muppet babies is animated. The Muppets is live. Right, it's true.

SPEAKER_04 6:21

Like my favorite cartoon would be uh the Looney Tunes.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

Oh, yeah. I did like Looney Tunes.

SPEAKER_04 6:26

Bugs.

SPEAKER_03 6:27

You're talking about just as a whole Foghorn leghorn. Yeah, the whole ensemble. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:30

Rogue. The whole ensemble. And I'm a huge, huge fan of Daffy Duck. I love Daffy.

SPEAKER_02 6:37

Yeah, Daffy's great.

SPEAKER_04 6:38

I think he's hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 6:39

Foghorn Langhorn was great. I like him a lot.

SPEAKER_04 6:42

Yeah. I like Bugs Buddy too. He was a little aggressive, wasn't he? Yeah. Oh, he'd get canceled today.

unknown 6:48

Oh, yeah, he would.

SPEAKER_04 6:49

Yeah.

unknown 6:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:52

She lived over there. He was all over that cat.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03 6:55

I thought it was always funny because he always thought that that cat was uh was another skunk.

SPEAKER_04 7:00

It's really just a cat. I mean, well, um, to his credit, it was black and white. Yeah. And it was like it had some paint issues too.

SPEAKER_03 7:06

Usually a paint somehow paint dripped down its back. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:09

I think he just had an overburn.

SPEAKER_03 7:11

Do you know I don't remember the exact number, but I do recall looking up and looking and seeing like those cartoons. When I was a kid, I remember watching those all the time. And when you look at how many there actually are of the you know, roadrunners, the there aren't as many as what you would think. Like when I was a kid, I just remember them always being like, and I also like I do remember like saying, like, oh, I've seen this one before, but not you know, so often but there's only like 30 something or forty-something roadrunners.

SPEAKER_02 7:42

Oh, really? Right.

SPEAKER_04 7:43

They're like seven minutes long, they're not long. Yeah, and speaking of, that is one of my favorite, like quote unquote villains is the coyote, the coyote. Um while ease. Yes. I was rooting for I know he would he never got the roadrunner, but again, I think the rover is kind of like cocky and kind of like it's a little bit. Yeah, I think the tables turned.

SPEAKER_02 8:05

The tables turned on like that, like as far as like the poles for people. I think. Oh, well, so I didn't even recall that. No, I think originally like people were like rooting for the roadrunner, but after a while, people were like, wait a minute, the roadrunner is a jerk. Yeah, and this Wiley Coyote keeps getting hurt.

SPEAKER_04 8:22

I don't know, it just seemed kind of uppity to me.

SPEAKER_02 8:25

Kind of uppity.

SPEAKER_03 8:25

He was an uppity roadrunner, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:27

That's because he always ended up on the top of the house.

SPEAKER_03 8:29

I feel like he always knew what like he knew that the while he wasn't gonna get to. He was just toying with it.

SPEAKER_04 8:34

Like, I figure like before the episode and like that week prior, he was like in with the writers. So he's like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. And while he is like in the while he was not no, he didn't even have his own trailer. He had to share it with a couple of other people, maybe with um you know, Sammy Sam or something. He'd be cool to hang out with it. Yeah, he would be, but then they had but you know, maybe always stuttering. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:56

Is there any good theme songs from the cartoons? I'm trying to think of the theme songs from different cartoons.

SPEAKER_03 9:01

Oh, the symphony music.

SPEAKER_02 9:03

Right, no, not just those, but from just any any cartoon.

SPEAKER_03 9:08

Uh yeah, uh Darkwing Duck had a really good theme.

SPEAKER_02 9:10

Oh, Darkwing Duck, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:12

Scooby-Doo B-Doo is real popular. Yeah, Scooby-Doo. That that's probably it. Flintstones?

SPEAKER_02 9:18

I love the Flintstones.

SPEAKER_03 9:20

Any people know that? Do you remember a show called Rescue Rangers?

SPEAKER_02 9:23

Rescue Rangers, yeah, my kids watch it.

SPEAKER_03 9:27

It's Chip and Dale.

SPEAKER_02 9:28

Yep, Chip and Dale.

SPEAKER_03 9:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:29

Yep. That was good. Rescue Rangers. Good song. Yep. And then The Smurfs. I don't remember a theme song from the Smurfs. I don't either.

SPEAKER_04 9:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:38

Well, and then y'all watch G.I. Joe, Girls.

SPEAKER_04 9:40

Of course, Transformers. That is a great theme song. Like I didn't watch G.I. Joe, but they have uh I think there's a movie coming out about Thundercats.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

Thundercats?

SPEAKER_04 9:51

Yeah. Thundercats. Oh. Yeah, yeah. I think Chris Houndsworth is in it. Really? Was he playing Lioness? Uh he's playing the main guy, yeah. I think he's in it. Yeah. And then uh, what's his name? Terry Cruz? Yeah? Yeah, he's in it. Uh he's the guy, he's like the um, I just I don't know the characters.

SPEAKER_03 10:08

Tiger, the orange one?

SPEAKER_04 10:08

No, no, no. He's like the bluish one.

SPEAKER_03 10:11

Okay, okay. You know what I'm talking about? I don't know his name, but yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_04 10:13

That's who Terry Cruz is playing playing.

SPEAKER_05 10:15

Really? That's cool.

SPEAKER_04 10:16

Um man, I forgot who the bad guy is.

SPEAKER_05 10:21

So funny.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

He-Man, they're coming up with a He-Man movie.

SPEAKER_03 10:25

It's like already out or I think they've already decided that they're not gonna do any more new ideas. All they're gonna do is just try and take old ideas and get them listening.

SPEAKER_04 10:34

Well, is the original always better than the remake? I won't say always. How about no professors?

SPEAKER_02 10:41

Mo most of them.

SPEAKER_04 10:42

Which one do you like better? Man, uh Jerry Lewis. Uh I think Jerry Lewis is very funny. I think that one's great, but I think that Eddie Murphy is lights out. I think that his version is better.

SPEAKER_02 10:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:54

That's my opinion.

SPEAKER_02 10:55

Probably so. I read something. I don't know if it's true or not.

SPEAKER_04 10:58

You just maybe remind reminded me of it. I know he's a big fan. Eddie Murphy. Oh, yeah. A big big fan of Jerry Lewis. Oh, was he?

SPEAKER_03 11:03

I was gonna say, I saw something there. Dave Chappelle said that he would bring back the Chappelle show if Eddie Murphy takes uh uh his brother's place. Whoa. Remember what was his brother's brother? Uh Charlie Murphy. Charlie Murphy. But he's dead. Charlie Murphy's passed away. RP. But yeah. And uh yeah, I don't know if it was true or not, but Dave said he would bring back if Eddie Murphy would take Charlie's place. Wow. Okay, yeah. Interesting guy. Hopefully it'll happen. All right.

SPEAKER_02 11:31

Well, there's some other stuff going on in the world.

SPEAKER_03 11:33

All right, what you got?

SPEAKER_02 11:35

Oh is it? Is it news?

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We'll be the judge of that.

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SPEAKER_04 12:09

Yeah, email us gossip. That's what we like to read. Me and Jerry, we're all about the gossip.

SPEAKER_02 12:14

Or news clips.

SPEAKER_03 12:15

I'll read it.

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Or what was your favorite clip?

SPEAKER_03 12:17

I'll spread it. If you're gossiping good enough, we'll change it too. He'll read it and I'll spread it. That's right.

SPEAKER_02 12:24

Oh my goodness. So um starting out real quick, because it's Mother's Day, and you can drop us a comment on what your favorite Mother's Day gift that you ever gave.

SPEAKER_04 12:35

Your favorite mom.

SPEAKER_02 12:36

Your favorite mom. Mother Teresa. Your favorite Mother's Day gift gift. That is the Mother. That's true. Um, so here is a some ideas for Mother's Day gifts that maybe never a broom.

SPEAKER_04 12:51

Or not the hard way.

SPEAKER_02 12:52

Never a broom. And not a vacuum cleaner either.

SPEAKER_03 12:55

Like a toaster oven or a Mother's Day gift. But if you're thinking about pots and pans.

SPEAKER_02 13:00

Yeah, this lady um has a real and says no crap Mother's Day gifts. Oh, they can't.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

And for the dads who don't know what to do with the moms. I'm gonna tell you what moms want because I asked them. And a lot of these are very doable. And most don't even possibly mom include they have no responsibility. No cooking, no clean, no digital. Detailed cars, multiple chapters, and multiple chests, house of course, clean house, two of them, as well as two of them are professionals, that's not what you're saying, as a gift. Because a massage is how we have sports. Flowers. A trip to the nursery alone, sports flowers plants, dark flowers plants, not in taking care of all the money. Give cards are mentioned many times. Starbucks, Chick-fil-A, TJ Maxx, Target, Money on the gift card, especially.

SPEAKER_02 14:02

Wow, these moms are really going big.

SPEAKER_03 14:05

They're really lazy at the beginning. A lot of them want to take a nap.

SPEAKER_05 14:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:09

I mean, I don't know if Mother's Day is anything similar to Father's Day. Oh, any of my kids were like, hey, what do you want? A nap is not on that list. No.

SPEAKER_02 14:17

No, Mother's Day is not anything like that.

SPEAKER_03 14:19

Yeah. Mother's Day is up there's less. Wow. Oh, no, so much. No, you meant more. It meant more.

SPEAKER_04 14:25

I would say in in today's culture, Mother's Day is right up there with like Christmas. It's like Christmas Mother's Day. No, Christmas, Easter, Mother's Day. Yeah, Mother's Day is big. Right. It is right in there, man.

SPEAKER_02 14:36

It's big. You know, it's the number one place, it's the number one day of the year that restaurants are filled up.

SPEAKER_03 14:44

Says who? A mom?

SPEAKER_02 14:45

No, it's just, I mean, in general. Like I was in the restaurant industry, and like you would sign up to work on Mother's Day because you could make all your money for the whole month on Mother's Day because you're so busy. And so every year for Mother's Day, what's the number one thing that I don't want to do?

SPEAKER_03 15:01

Go out to eat.

SPEAKER_02 15:02

Yep. That's it. They all know I'm like, I do not want to go to a restaurant. But we can go get something and bring it back, and that way I don't have to cook.

SPEAKER_04 15:11

Right.

SPEAKER_02 15:12

But I do not want to go out to eat on Mother's Day.

SPEAKER_04 15:14

No, you've you've mentioned that every Mother's Day. Every Mother's Day. I don't want to go out to eat. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 15:20

Right.

SPEAKER_04 15:21

All right. Well, it's not going to make itself. That's what well.

SPEAKER_02 15:24

Oh my goodness. And gift cards, massages, all these things. I got a black out of whatever. I like I mean, different people like different things. You know, I like like flowers to plant in the yard.

SPEAKER_04 15:36

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 15:37

Like I like something done with our yard work.

SPEAKER_04 15:40

Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, like one mother's day, Larry and I dug a big hole in um six feet deep. It was preparation for it was going that way. Um Happy Mother's Day. It was uh we we dug out a uh a fire pit, like a patio thing out there. You've been out there. And um and so we dug that out and then it was a job digging it. And then, you know, to your you know awesome credit, you put in those bricks. No, no, no. You you you you put in the bricks and everything and on so on. Yeah. Yeah. You know, but um, yeah, that's hard work. Um, but the digging was hard work as well.

SPEAKER_05 16:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:19

Back breaking labor. It was like uh we were asking, like, we're we feel like we're in the yard in prison, like, break boss.

SPEAKER_02 16:27

Yeah, and then I say no, yeah, some water, get to digging.

SPEAKER_04 16:30

Yeah, yeah. We had a drink out of the ladle.

SPEAKER_02 16:32

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:35

Me and uh Larry sang uh hymnals out there as we're digging.

SPEAKER_03 16:40

Yeah, they press so hard they could not stand. Dink. Let my people go.

SPEAKER_02 16:49

So if you have any Mother's Day gift ideas, drop it in the comments. We'd love to hear your Mother's Day gift ideas.

SPEAKER_03 16:56

Um I could use an idea or two to something to get my mom.

SPEAKER_02 16:59

Something to get your mom?

SPEAKER_03 17:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:01

Your mom likes chocolate, so you should get her some chocolate.

SPEAKER_03 17:04

Yeah, well, I meant like for somebody to send a like an email type of comment. Yeah, a comment chocolate. I didn't mean like you're not gonna do that.

SPEAKER_04 17:10

You wasn't talking to you, I was talking to them.

SPEAKER_02 17:12

I think most moms, most moms, there are some that don't like chocolate, but most moms would welcome chocolate. I know that.

SPEAKER_03 17:22

Yeah, yeah, my mom would probably welcome chocolate. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:26

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm saying, yeah. Get her some chocolate. That's yeah, all right.

SPEAKER_03 17:31

She likes Whitman's.

SPEAKER_02 17:33

Yeah. Oh, Whitman's chocolate? Yeah. Yeah. Gym memberships.

SPEAKER_03 17:37

Gym membership. I'm not getting my mom a gym membership. Okay.

unknown 17:42

Okay. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_05 17:46

Love. She does watch. Yeah. Love you mom's. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:51

Capri, happy mother's day. Right. Wow. You don't know. Hey, I'll tell you what, Amber got my mom. I tell you what, Amber got my mom swimming lessons because she almost drowned her at the end of the day. Stop it. Uh Holiday World. I've heard that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I didn't get her swimming lessons. She took swimming lessons after the city. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it was a free gift you gave her.

SPEAKER_03 18:13

After going on a vacation with you, she felt like she needed it.

SPEAKER_02 18:15

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She took swimming lessons.

SPEAKER_04 18:17

As a result of going with you, you gave her quote unquote swimming lessons because that's what the result was. I can't swim.

SPEAKER_05 18:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:24

Well, let's go to Holiday World. Amber drown you.

SPEAKER_03 18:28

You know how much urine's probably in that thing? Oh, well, I know how much it's in there.

unknown 18:33

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 18:36

It's like 45% urine.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_03 18:39

I don't even think they drain it.

SPEAKER_02 18:41

Okay, hey, I've got some more news here. Monkey's junk food hack.

SPEAKER_03 18:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 18:47

Monkey's junk food hack.

SPEAKER_03 18:49

I think she she finally has gotten off the aquatic, but she has moved to a new lane. And her new lane is monkeys.

SPEAKER_02 18:56

Yeah, last week it was monkeys or chimpanzees.

SPEAKER_03 18:58

Well, chim chimpanzees are not monkeys. Yeah, that's true. You were talking about the chimps that were having a chimpanzees are ape war.

SPEAKER_02 19:04

Because if it if it's got a tail, it's not a monkey, if it's not that you got an ape.

SPEAKER_04 19:09

It's a vegetable song.

SPEAKER_02 19:10

It's a vegetable song, yeah. All right. Uh monkeys eating soil to settle upset stomachs, upset stomachs from junk food. So these monkeys are in um Gibraltar are they they're eating all the junk food. Like they're seeing like monkeys like get into like trash cans and eating junk food and all this stuff. It's like over the hedge. They're having all this junk food. And now the monkeys are getting upset stomach, so they start they figure it out. Like you just they eat the soil and it helps with their digestive system. So these monkeys didn't stop eating the junk food, they just figured out a way in nature that could help them.

SPEAKER_04 19:51

Well, here's the thing the monkeys are not making junk food, they're obtaining it somewhere. So we're already getting it.

SPEAKER_02 19:56

Well, they're getting them out of the trash cans.

SPEAKER_04 19:58

That's what I'm saying. Like they it seems like that would be the scientist's job instead of studying how they can solve like or like see how they're treating their upset stomach. How about like treating not the litter? Right. Or the misfortune.

SPEAKER_03 20:13

How we don't give them the upset stomach.

SPEAKER_04 20:15

Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 20:17

Wow, these monkeys are get eating all our junk food.

SPEAKER_04 20:20

Let's study them.

SPEAKER_02 20:21

Let's see what they do with it. Yeah, feed them dirt. Pretty easy it's pretty mean, it's sinister. Like it's like a little like a little lab experiment that they're doing out in Gibraltar.

SPEAKER_03 20:33

The monkeys at least they're just doing it on monkeys, though.

SPEAKER_02 20:35

So if what to what degree would you go to keep eating something that you love? What would you like and it was bothering you and it was making you upset, like upset stomach, but you but you love it so much that you would eat it?

SPEAKER_03 20:51

Someone who's allergic to sushi and they just keep eating it, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:54

Even though they're allergic to it, I've done this I've I've done this a a couple of times. One, uh, I remember um I had a uh real good friend of mine uh where I live down in Wilmington, North Carolina, his name is Scott Scipioni. Shout out to Scott Scipioni if you're watching. Um but dude made his own homemade pasta and some sauce and stuff, and he made it for a group of us down there. And when I ate it, when I say that I was full as a tick, I couldn't have another bite. I probably should have stopped, I couldn't stop eating and it hurt. I was just because it was so good. It was so good. Every bite was like biting a piece of heaven. That's how good it was. And you just couldn't stop. The other thing is I know that it's not agreeable in my stomach, like super hot, like Nashville hot chicken, like Hattie B's or something like that. I love it. But if I don't get home and take like some baking soda with water to kind of kill the acidity, then I'm paying for it. I have to sit on a cube of ice or something afterwards.

SPEAKER_02 21:52

But you're willing to drink the baking soda and the water in order for you to enjoy the hattie bees.

SPEAKER_03 21:57

I would say that yeah, hot chicken may be the closest. I mean, I I like it hot, but I don't want it so hot that I can't enjoy it. So but I do like like when I go to Hattie B's, I get uh you get the cluck shut the cluck up. I don't get shut the cluck up. I think I get the one under it. That's what it's like darn hot or something.

SPEAKER_04 22:15

Yeah, that's what I get. And uh it looks like I put reinix on my head. It's like beads.

SPEAKER_03 22:19

It is I mean, you feel it as I'm eating it, but I mean I have had shut the clock up. And it is yeah. Did you usually when I when I go somewhere like that does the hot chicken place, and I don't go get hot chicken berry all the time, but when I go, I start. I go, give me the start at the time. Yeah. We work our way down. I I like Hattie Bees for their sides more than anything though. Here's chicken is good.

SPEAKER_04 22:41

Here's the interesting story. Princess chicken's good. This is back in the 90s where I'm hanging on my brother and we're playing video games, and he's like, You know what I can go for? I was like, What? He goes, I can go for some wings. I was like, Cool, man. And so we order some wings from Domino's, and he's on the phone ordering it, and he's like, Hey. Which is where you always want to go when you get wings. Sure. It was like quick. It was quick wings. And so he's like, Hey, how hot do you want it, Chad? I was like, Man, just make it as hot as I can get it. And I'm thinking, how hot can Domino's wings be? Yeah. Oh, they lit us up. Really? Oh man, it was like um, it was eating like uh, I don't know, like nails. On the bone? Oh, it was almost no, they're on the bone.

SPEAKER_02 23:22

Did he say that to them? Give it to us as hot as you can make it.

SPEAKER_04 23:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:26

He told them that.

SPEAKER_04 23:27

Yeah, as hot as you can make it, get uh that's what we want. Well, yeah, but like how what ingredients do they have at a domino store?

SPEAKER_02 23:35

They're probably like that that guy Domino's guy that you know went viral and got the they probably went over to the store and got it, it was like all right. It was Dan.

SPEAKER_04 23:45

Dan went out and he's like, Um, you know, I can get this and give him some ghost pepper and some habaneras and cook something up with some diet coke.

SPEAKER_03 23:53

So that's a pepper that some guy died after he touched it.

SPEAKER_04 23:57

Yeah, it was hot. And it was so hot that we were, I think it w out of the say if we got like two dozen, we probably ate half of it. Ate a dozen between both of us. Yeah. Um, and it was so hot, I couldn't finish it.

SPEAKER_02 24:08

Somebody was asking me the other day, it was like, How long have you been in the Nashville area? And I said, longer than hot chicken was a real famous thing.

SPEAKER_04 24:17

I think it was like in the last ten years or something. Nashville Hot Chicken, now it's always been there, but it you're right, but it hasn't become like a household name until it was a lot of people locally in the past.

SPEAKER_03 24:28

But right around maybe uh like COVID and stuff is when I mean because there's always been hot chicken. I mean, I grew up here, so there's always been Princess Hot Chicken. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And that was kind of like the original lady was from here, you know. She but there's also been uh there's been Bolt, Bolton's Bolts. I'm not even know if they're still around anymore. There's been all kinds of places. Right. Those little spots that are just you know on the side of the road where they cook fish and chicken on the side, and you can get those pretty hot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:54

But now you can go to like you can.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

Oh, Charlie's has Nashville.

SPEAKER_02 25:00

Right, yeah. So it's kind of interesting. Like that's pretty wild. So what else you got? Yeah. All right.

SPEAKER_04 25:06

I think that's useless news.

SPEAKER_02 25:08

Yeah, it's kind of crazy. Ping pong AI. Okay, is that Bruce Lee? Okay, so you know, AI taking over the world here. The robot that can outplay elite table tennis players.

SPEAKER_04 25:23

Even force gump?

SPEAKER_02 25:24

There is a apparently so. This robot now has figured out how to beat like the best the best people. Oh, yeah. It is Sony. So yeah, this robot is so good at playing table tennis that at times it's defeating the the best of the best. What was that movie that came out recently with that guy, the table tennis guy? Oh, yeah. Marty Supreme. Yep. I haven't seen it, but uh but yeah, this a this robot could beat him. Beat Force Camp beat all of them.

SPEAKER_04 25:57

You're uh I forgot what movie came out, but it was about all these um robots and everything that uh after a a period of time they just got it was some kind of silver unrest. They felt like they were treated unfairly, so they wanted their rights, robot rights, and so they retired from their job and they were just do something else.

SPEAKER_02 26:16

Yeah, we saw that, wasn't it with uh Chris Pratt, I think Chris Pratt and Millie Bobby Brown from Stranger Things. And the weird part about that movie was it would have been a good movie, except for the fact that Millie Bobby Brown's character was like it's that whole Stranger Things thing works. Right, right, right, right. She was supposed to be a little girl, but she's six or something, and she's playing like a 17-year-old. It just didn't it did not look right, right?

SPEAKER_04 26:43

But my point is that I'm trying to think of this giant Sony paddle wielding robot named Ace, apparently.

SPEAKER_05 26:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 26:51

What is it gonna do afterwards? I mean, what would it do? Would it be you could put it in like in elementary school for paddling unruly children?

SPEAKER_02 26:59

Oh, like it what's it retirement plan? Is it like yeah, I guess that would be a good retirement plan. It could maybe like it, you know, it's paddling, so maybe it could um you could put like a beater on it and it could whip up some pancakes.

SPEAKER_03 27:14

Yeah, you could maybe uh if that if it has a paddle, can you possibly put a hand on it and it could work at like Olive Garden and do like the Parmesan cheese? Oh, yeah. You say win? Yeah, right? Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_02 27:26

Rowboating champion going in circles.

SPEAKER_03 27:28

Yeah, there's a lot of stuff. Yeah, yeah. Like a one-arm swimmer. Yeah, just production. Just swimming in circles out there. Yeah. Yeah. All right. That'd be good.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

Interesting. So yeah, this, but this is a good thing. Leave it to Sony.

SPEAKER_05 27:44

May I say it's a good one?

SPEAKER_02 27:44

Leave it to Japanese.

SPEAKER_04 27:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 27:48

All right. So here's something interesting that just happened recently. All right a congresswoman says there's aliens in the Bible.

SPEAKER_03 27:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 27:58

Yeah, yeah. Well, she's an alien, maybe.

SPEAKER_03 28:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:01

Yeah. So this uh congresswoman has said that uh reading the book of Enoch, um, she believes that there are.

SPEAKER_03 28:09

Okay, so it's not exactly the Bible.

SPEAKER_02 28:11

Well, she believes that the book of Enoch should be in the Bible.

SPEAKER_04 28:14

Oh, there's a there's a lot of know she believed that it was supposed to be in there. Right. Well, just just, I mean, listen, I'm I'm not a biblical scholar, but I do read the Bible. I do I do read the Bible, and I'm a believer of Jesus Christ, and I do know that the there's a it's a process called the canon can canonization. Right. Right? The the study of like what should be in the Bible. And that it was determined a long time ago that this book of Enoch from Ethiopia. Have you ever read it? No, I've never read it. Have you not? Have you?

SPEAKER_03 28:47

I've read parts of it. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 28:48

I've read parts of the book of Enoch.

SPEAKER_03 28:50

But out of curiosity, not like it was in a I think this should be.

SPEAKER_02 28:53

Well, it's not literature.

SPEAKER_03 28:54

It is still information. Right.

SPEAKER_04 28:56

It's more of a it has some fictional parts in it that well, that's it has some true parts in it, but has things that are that's that are can be.

SPEAKER_02 29:12

I mean, it's informational, but like not something you should uh and the whole thing, the whole big thing about the book of Enoch is about the and I'm not a biblical scholar on Enoch, but the main piece of it is that talking about how the angels fell from heaven, and then the angels got with women and created giants. Right. That's the whole thing.

SPEAKER_04 29:34

Before you get into that, here's a Nephilim. Right, yeah. Before you get in that, here's a cool little tidbit though about with uh the fall of the angels. So uh around the world, there are uh these massive craters. You probably there's we have one in New Mexico. I mean, there's there's all around the world. Right. And they're they're not like something that's dug in the sand like sideways, they're all like straight downward force, right? Straight downward force. And uh they've counted them around the world.

SPEAKER_02 30:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 30:02

There's two hundred of them.

SPEAKER_02 30:04

Okay. That's interesting.

SPEAKER_04 30:06

That's the same amount of number that they talk about the angels falling.

SPEAKER_03 30:11

I want to say I'm I'm not a Bible scholar. 200 angels, but I think it said that two-thirds. I don't know that it's a third.

SPEAKER_02 30:17

A third of the two.

SPEAKER_03 30:19

One third of the angels. Right.

SPEAKER_02 30:20

In the Bible it says one third. In the book of Enoch, it says two hundred. Two hundred. So that's the description of the thing.

SPEAKER_04 30:25

That's what I was saying right here. So but yeah, interesting.

SPEAKER_02 30:28

Yeah, it's pretty interesting. But this lady is saying that aliens were in the Bible because she was saying that the aliens, like when the angels fell, I'm having she's like equating that to be like ain't aliens like coming in.

SPEAKER_03 30:47

Because they took their wings until they fell.

SPEAKER_02 30:49

So almost equating that instead of the angels and the demons and all the stuff that a lot of like Christians believe, saying that this is aliens coming in. And aliens have been here since the beginning. And that's like and there's been that whole theory about like the you know, the pyramids were built by aliens and like all that stuff.

SPEAKER_03 31:11

It's a theory.

SPEAKER_02 31:12

Yeah, it's a theory.

SPEAKER_03 31:13

Yeah, it's not proven. Here's something.

SPEAKER_02 31:15

But technically, angels would be alien because they're aliens.

SPEAKER_03 31:18

They're not from here, right? Here's something I just left next door to an alien. Legal one.

SPEAKER_02 31:24

A big alien.

SPEAKER_03 31:27

His name is Juan.

SPEAKER_04 31:29

So here's an interesting thought. Uh I forgot where I saw this or or or read about it, whatever, but I just just noticed it here. Cain is a son of Adam and the brother of Abel, and everybody knows the story of Cain and Abel. The number one story you will not find in a nursery, in a baby nursery. Probably not, yeah. No murals painted. No murals.

SPEAKER_03 31:49

Cain killed 25% of the people who were on Earth at that time.

SPEAKER_04 31:52

Right. Right. Well, just think about this. The the the something I was watching, it was kind of a like a thought that was like, I've never thought about before. Like, that was the first recorded murder in the Bible, and the first recorded thing of like someone physically dying. So after he knocked, he probably had fights with his brother all the time and knocked him over the head and like, all right, get up. What's he doing? Get up, man. Hey, stop playing. Said his brother. The Bible said that.

SPEAKER_02 32:20

Yeah, but then yeah, that's when he well, what's interesting about this too is that Cain, Cain had a son named Enoch. And Abel, like great, great, great, great grandson, was Enoch. Two different Enochs, but it's just Abel have kids? Interesting. What's that?

SPEAKER_03 32:38

Did Abel have children?

SPEAKER_02 32:39

Yes. As far as I know, Abel had children.

unknown 32:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:43

Oh wow. He wasn't just killing his brother, he was killing a father, too.

SPEAKER_02 32:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:48

Oh. So wow, Kane.

SPEAKER_02 32:51

Crazy. Crazy stuff. So interesting. So some news. And then um a little good news.

SPEAKER_04 32:58

Okay, little good news.

SPEAKER_02 33:00

Oh, well, we already talked about it, which was the moms. The moms for Mother's Day. We already talked about Mother's Day.

SPEAKER_03 33:05

I drew away from that. They wanted a nap.

SPEAKER_02 33:08

Yeah, that they want a nap. Well, moms are tired. I mean, moms do a lot. Multitasking. Moms M for mom, M for multitasking. Moms are multitaskers.

SPEAKER_04 33:19

Dads are. D for doing.

SPEAKER_02 33:22

Well, yeah, dads are doers. They're they're good too. But I'm just saying, moms are multitaskers. So it makes them tired. They need an app.

SPEAKER_04 33:30

Yeah. I I I I I think culturally speaking, moms do get a lot of credit for, you know, like they said, it's the hardest job.

SPEAKER_02 33:39

Give us a lot of credit.

SPEAKER_04 33:40

Yeah, give uh, but you know, I don't see a lot of moms doing some snow crabbing. That's all I'm saying. That's probably the hardest job.

SPEAKER_02 33:46

Well, who do you see snow crabbing? Like, you've never seen somebody snow grabbed. But I'm sure there's mom snow crabbing. Uh she'd be pretty butchy if she was. But they're too busy at home.

SPEAKER_03 34:01

Like, there's no time for snow crab. Oh, so yeah. Makes sense. Okay. That's right. You know what? She does make sense. You can't snow grab when laundry could be there.

SPEAKER_02 34:12

Oh my. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:14

Yeah. There's no need to worry about snow crab when dinner's not ready. Right. That tendonitis from folding the clothes versus falling overboard. They do get it in their neck a lot because they have a phone on their head like this all the time and they're trying to do stuff.

SPEAKER_02 34:29

They're about to get something.

SPEAKER_04 34:30

The channel is surfing. Okay. So, all right. Alrighty, moving on. Hey, what's the punchline? Yes. This is your favorite part of the show, I know. Come on, wink wink, nodge nodge. Uh yeah, probably like it. Yeah, so uh we're gonna view some videos, some videos, some funny stuff, funny reels that I've come across. My algorithm is a very special place. Um I found some random stuff. And the, you know, hey, listen, boys and girls, the internet out there can be a dark, crazy place. You don't want to go too far.

SPEAKER_03 35:04

Um sometimes some of the stuff you send, you send it to me, and I go, All right, I'm gonna just turn my phone off today.

SPEAKER_04 35:09

Yeah, so like, but there there are there are good parts of the internet. Like this is serious, this right here, and it makes you laugh, and you're in and forget about your it's a vacation from your problems, just like what about Bob said. That's right. Vacation from your problems, people. Yeah. All right, so number one here is called potty break. So this is perfect for Mother's Day. Um, this is awesome. Uh, let's play it and see. Yeah, yeah. Potty break. We've all we've as parents, we've been there. Needing a potty break? Oh, helping. Here we go. It's a mom. This has no sound, by the way, since I've done that.

SPEAKER_02 35:43

It's probably good that it has no sound.

SPEAKER_04 35:45

Oh, look at her.

SPEAKER_03 35:46

I see.

SPEAKER_02 35:46

Oh, we know exactly what's gonna happen here.

SPEAKER_03 35:49

Oh well, what do you think is gonna happen here? I think that baby's gonna poop all over that woman.

SPEAKER_02 35:53

Yeah. There's like that.

SPEAKER_03 35:55

Yeah, I know I know you too well. I've never seen this, but that's gonna be waste on her face. She's gonna get she's gonna get wee on her. No, we. Yeah, it's like, you know.

SPEAKER_02 36:05

We wee on her. This is great Mother's Day.

SPEAKER_04 36:08

It's a French, it's a French thing. Here we go.

SPEAKER_02 36:11

Honor the mothers here.

SPEAKER_04 36:12

Here we go. This shows you all the hard work here. And we go. And there we go. Man, that was like a spider man. In her mouth, too. Yeah. Ugh. It was a splat. It was like someone took a paintbrush, like there's no sound, but you heard that yeah, not in the first one.

unknown 36:32

Oh man, that's just suck.

SPEAKER_04 36:34

They lore you in and turn it up, get the sound up. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Well, she she got some nutrients. I mean, there's like some corn and nuts in there.

SPEAKER_03 36:44

We don't know that those were in there. That baby looks small enough that it's probably only digesting breast milk.

SPEAKER_04 36:49

Right. And that that's true. Remember when your kids they they weaned off the formula, breast milk, and then and when they had that, it was like black tar.

SPEAKER_02 36:58

Oh, the poop?

SPEAKER_04 36:59

Yeah. When it first came out, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 37:01

Yeah, but that's only in the first like a couple weeks.

SPEAKER_04 37:05

It's like black tar. And then you get that mom out of there and then clean it up. And then they then they they start having the formula stuff, and it's kind of that color. And then the terror happens when they start eating real food. Oh, yeah, especially like carrots and peas. And that's when it starts stinking, my friends. It does. Holy smokes. It does stink. Gagging. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:24

Yeah, it's it's gaggy for sure.

SPEAKER_03 37:27

Moving on. Thanks for having a video of a girl getting pooped in her mouth, Chad. Mother's Day. Have a mother's day. So when you say a side of poop joke, you mean side of poop joke.

SPEAKER_04 37:36

That's what the mothers have to go through. That's why they need a nap.

SPEAKER_02 37:39

That's right.

SPEAKER_03 37:39

That's how you're gonna do that. I think she needs to shower after that. I don't know if you want to just go to sleep.

SPEAKER_02 37:46

Shower and nap, shower comes first.

SPEAKER_04 37:48

Yeah. Wash your face and brush your teeth. For real. All right. This is uh buried by the mob. Buried by the mob.

SPEAKER_00 37:57

I like the way it's if you're buried up to your neck by the mafia, don't panic.

SPEAKER_04 38:03

Don't panic. Okay, yeah, because there's nothing you can do. Yeah. But so it what would you think to do? This is like a how-to video to get you out of the situation. It looks like it was like done.

SPEAKER_02 38:14

Does it happen often enough that people need a video, a how-to video?

SPEAKER_03 38:18

If you don't know, you're stuck.

SPEAKER_02 38:20

You're just okay.

SPEAKER_03 38:21

So you're I'm assuming that this guy's going to fart in this man's face in some kind of way or something.

SPEAKER_01 38:29

I feel like I feel like that's Chad. Sure.

SPEAKER_03 38:32

This guy's now trapped and can do nothing, and this guy, other guy with the gun, he's just gonna start farting in this face.

SPEAKER_02 38:37

Every time you have one of these animations. What are you talking about? Animated. These are different. They're always different.

SPEAKER_04 38:47

And spins around every time you come around. Hey, this this is this is serious. Okay. And this is more of a PSA. This is to help people. Public service and out there. See what happens. Please. Enlightenment.

SPEAKER_00 38:59

If you're buried up to your neck by the mafia, don't panic. Very realistic. Then make a few more holes with your head. This will make the kidnapper job.

SPEAKER_03 39:14

So he is. He's sniffing his butt.

SPEAKER_04 39:17

It's like whack-a-mole. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:20

Where do you find this?

SPEAKER_04 39:22

It finds me, Amber.

unknown 39:23

It does.

SPEAKER_04 39:26

I don't think it finds me.

SPEAKER_03 39:27

It knows where Chad is and all time, man. Are you looking for trouble? No. Trouble knows where I am.

SPEAKER_05 39:33

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_04 39:34

We got tabs. All right. Hey, silent game. This looks like a lot of fun. I like games. I like when I was, you know, when the kids are younger, speaking of Mother's Day, we had Daddy Kid Knight, and I would invent a lot of games. All right. This game I think has been around. You've probably seen it where, but I think it's so fun. Uh, not necessarily, I don't think a lot of you know, dads and playing with their kids, but this is so fun though.

SPEAKER_02 39:59

Okay. Silent game.

SPEAKER_04 40:04

Can't make any noise. The guy's blindfolded, and the other guy's got a water gun. He's gonna blast him where he hears the noise. Oh, and you're not supposed to talk. Right. So you're trying to be quiet. Right, right. The guy there's just looking for something. Right. It's like Marco Polo, basically. He's got a gun. Is it water gun or a nerf gun? Oh, it's a water gun. Okay. Yeah. So that guy's wherever there's noise, you're getting hosed.

SPEAKER_02 40:30

Okay, so.

SPEAKER_04 40:30

Yeah, that guy's pretty close to him already. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:32

He is pretty close to him. And man, it's gonna go right in his ear.

SPEAKER_04 40:35

Uh-huh. All right, we'll see what happens. Okay, let's see. You gotta be smart when you're playing the silent game.

SPEAKER_02 40:40

Oh no, he's kind of too.

SPEAKER_04 40:51

It keeps going. It's a comp a compilation. Oh. Dude buried himself in the sand. Hard corded.

SPEAKER_05 41:08

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 41:11

Oh, these are just all kinds of people playing.

SPEAKER_03 41:22

Oh, she stepped on.

SPEAKER_05 41:23

Oh man.

SPEAKER_04 41:27

How you not make sandwiches when he steps in your gut like that?

SPEAKER_05 41:30

Where are these people?

SPEAKER_04 41:31

I know that's right. Oh no. Move, guy. Just gotta get out of there.

SPEAKER_02 41:39

Of course. Of course.

SPEAKER_04 41:52

I knew somebody was farting on somebody with Chad. Well, yeah, to get that pink out of there, so.

SPEAKER_02 41:57

What? Of course. This person got shooted on his leg.

SPEAKER_04 42:04

Of course, Chad saves it. Yeah. There you go. Interesting. I don't know. What was your favorite?

SPEAKER_02 42:10

This week I don't know the answer to that.

SPEAKER_04 42:13

Um, not the first one. The potty breaker. No.

SPEAKER_02 42:19

I don't know about this one.

SPEAKER_04 42:21

Some close horses there.

SPEAKER_02 42:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:24

It's a tight race. Sure is. Then it all stinks.

unknown 42:29

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_02 42:32

There's a theme.

SPEAKER_03 42:33

The theme here was stinky. Oh, come on. For sure. That's a theme.

SPEAKER_04 42:40

Yeah. That's true, I guess.

SPEAKER_03 42:42

Into somebody's mouth.

SPEAKER_04 42:43

That's always a new. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there you go. All right. So I got some questions to ask you guys. Yeah, some questions. Uh yeah, some serious chapes. All right. All right. So we're getting into the summer.

SPEAKER_05 42:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 42:57

Okay. We just came out of the spring, the winter, whatever. Is it better to be hot or cold? Because you know, every time in the winter there's some jack wagon out there like, man, it's so cold, I can't wait till the summer. And then same thing, opposite in the summer. Oh man, I can't wait till it gets cooler. But if you had a pre preference cold, extreme cold or extreme hot.

SPEAKER_03 43:21

It's a no-brainer for me.

SPEAKER_02 43:23

Uh okay, one, two, three, extreme cold.

SPEAKER_04 43:25

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:27

I would say cold. Yeah. For me. Because you can always labor.

SPEAKER_04 43:32

You can't take off the colour.

SPEAKER_02 43:33

And if I had a choice between going to the beach or going to the mountains, I would choose mountains all day long and sit in a lodge and drink my hot tea next to a fire and be all cozy up.

SPEAKER_04 43:44

I'm the same way. I'll I'll I'd rather be cold than than than hot. So I guess I mean, worst worst case scenario is like you shiver.

SPEAKER_03 43:50

Worst case scenario, if you're hot, you're gonna be sweating. Your clothes will be wet. I'm like, I would rather be comfortable. I would rather shiver. I'd rather have the shakes.

SPEAKER_02 43:58

Yeah, but you can cover up, you can drink hot tea. Tea, there's so much.

SPEAKER_03 44:02

If you just had to deal with it, so you shake is the worst thing, and when you're hot, you're swelling.

SPEAKER_04 44:06

I mean, you know, obviously if you're indoors, you can have AC on that either cool yourself or heat yourself up. Um, but as far as going outside, I'm with you. I don't like being just because I've been in Jamaica. We went there on a missions trip, and the number one thing they tell you when you're interacting with uh the folk there in Jamaica is always minister in the shade. Because they hate the heat too. They they live there and they don't want to be in the sun. I mean, right.

SPEAKER_02 44:31

But it's it's humid there, right?

SPEAKER_04 44:33

It is, it's hot, it's humid.

SPEAKER_02 44:34

It's so humid.

SPEAKER_04 44:35

But like I I so don't like that feeling. I don't like just like it seems so heavy and hot and the air seems thick. When it's cold. Right. When it's cold, I can breathe easier. But it's I mean it's cold. Right.

SPEAKER_03 44:48

But um I actually prefer it. I would I would rather be cold than than than than not anything. You know what I mean? Like if you're comfortable right now, I would rather be cold. Yeah, I like being cold.

SPEAKER_04 45:00

I don't like the ice on the roads.

SPEAKER_03 45:01

No, I mean I just mean like it's like me feeling like right now, I'm if I say I feel comfortable, I would be more comfortable if I was cold. Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:10

So would you do those, what are those things? Those um coal plunges. Cold plunges. Would you do that?

SPEAKER_03 45:14

I sure would, yeah. You would do that. Let's see how long I can hold it in there.

SPEAKER_02 45:17

I just that whole cold plunge thing. I just I can't like I don't know. I don't think so. Would you do that cold plunge?

SPEAKER_03 45:25

Yeah, yeah, I would. Yeah. That would do it. Would you do a hot one? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:28

A hot plunge?

SPEAKER_03 45:29

I have before you have to get the water boiling.

SPEAKER_02 45:34

Some carrots and some potatoes.

SPEAKER_04 45:36

Lobster.

SPEAKER_02 45:37

That's like uh that's Warner Brothers for sure. Bugs bunny.

SPEAKER_04 45:41

Getting bugs ready to the witch. And just that kind of stuff. Yep. All right, so here's a here's a social question. Um, how long should you keep someone on red? And you I don't know if you know what I'm talking about. This you maybe do. Um, like red means R-E-A-D. Like when you're sending a text to someone and you get a text to someone, okay? So basically they shoot you a text, and you read it, you pulled up and read it, yeah, and then you put it down. How long should you keep them on red?

SPEAKER_02 46:15

Oh, I mean, all my people are always on red. Because meaning, like, I've read them and then you're not replying back to another. I don't. Well, I mean, no, meaning that I reply back, but I mean I don't do the thing where that's not keeping them on red.

SPEAKER_03 46:27

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 46:28

Keeping on red means like you don't reply to it.

SPEAKER_02 46:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:31

Yeah, that's if somebody said something to you and then you haven't replied. You've read it, but you're not replying.

SPEAKER_04 46:36

Oh, my question is how long, how long do you keep them waiting for your reply? Basically, is my question.

SPEAKER_03 46:42

The long longest you should wait, I'd say it's one day. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 46:45

Yeah, I agree with that.

SPEAKER_03 46:46

The next day, if you haven't said anything and we're really good friends, and I'm gonna text you back, like, are you gonna answer me? Or you know, like I'll have doubt that. Yeah. A day from whenever that message was sent. So 24 hours.

unknown 46:56

Right.

SPEAKER_03 46:57

And it was sent at three in the afternoon, three in the afternoon by the next day. If you haven't responded to me, I'm gonna say something else to you. Like, yeah, hey, what's up?

SPEAKER_02 47:04

Well, that's good that you do that, but I have friends that like we'll text each other and then it'll be a couple days before we text each other back. Like that just happens. It's like, but they're all like they're all moms and they all got things going on to go back to Mother's Days.

SPEAKER_03 47:18

Well, yeah, I mean, I'm I'm a father with things going on. It's not like I'm sitting around all day. Like, yeah, like if the way I say why I say a day is because at the end of the day, you should be able when you get into bed, you should be able to look at your text messages and go, Oh, this person did send me something, I need to respond. Or at least tell them, yeah, hey, I'm working on it. I looked at your message and it was a whole paragraph, so I haven't read that much. Yeah, but I'm getting to like let that person know. I just sent you two reels and I need some. I'm waiting on you to respond.

SPEAKER_04 47:45

I need a I need you to reply, I need a response. Correct.

SPEAKER_02 47:49

In the same camp of that, then, is there ever a point that it's too late to respond to somebody else through text?

SPEAKER_04 47:56

No, I I think um if you let them go crazy. Well, no, I'm saying, if you go more than that time period, I'm with Jerry, if that more than that day, if you wait more than that time, you at least need to text back with a I'm sorry, and then go forward with whatever. Or don't open it.

SPEAKER_03 48:12

Don't leave them on read. Right. Don't worry about it. So if you see the messages from someone you know I can't get to right now, then don't open that and read it because then the person who sent it looks at it and goes, oh, they read it. Right. But they haven't said anything. So you leave them on unread so that they know, oh, they haven't had time to get to it. If there's something like that on unread, then yeah, you can be.

SPEAKER_02 48:29

I don't even pay attention if people have read my text.

SPEAKER_03 48:31

I don't think people are texting you on read.

SPEAKER_05 48:34

I don't care.

SPEAKER_04 48:34

So here's the thing with that'll that can help you with because you haven't you're an iPhone user. Yeah. There is an ability to uh mark your uh text like unread. You know how you go to your emails so that way you you see what's out there that you have responded to.

SPEAKER_02 48:50

I don't ever know I don't pay attention to if somebody's read my text or not.

SPEAKER_03 48:56

Oh, okay. I don't have uh iPhone. Mine has got these two little check marks at the bottom, and if they've opened it, then they'll be checked. If they haven't, it won't be a good idea.

SPEAKER_04 49:03

But that I don't think I don't think that's a very accurate statement.

SPEAKER_02 49:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 49:06

Here's why. You text, I don't know, our daughter. Okay, and you know that she's got it, and it's been like a day, and you're like, have you heard from uh well I just assume she's got it.

SPEAKER_02 49:18

I don't ever look to see if something's been checked.

SPEAKER_04 49:21

I know, but like, okay.

SPEAKER_03 49:22

If I'm sitting there You don't have to assume you could just look and see if she's seen it.

SPEAKER_04 49:25

Right.

SPEAKER_02 49:25

Yeah, I don't know. No more assumption.

SPEAKER_04 49:27

Right. Well there there there's there are ways on the iPhone to uh just mark just delivered. Like when I answer when I answer your text, does it say red?

SPEAKER_03 49:37

Uh like I've got like a little I've got check marks on mine, I think. Yeah. And so whenever you send when I open yours up, does it let you notify message?

SPEAKER_04 49:46

It's real time.

SPEAKER_03 49:48

Oh, it doesn't.

unknown 49:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:50

Yeah, because look, you must have yours marked where you can't where you can't. I do. Oh, you have it marked where you where it won't show.

SPEAKER_04 49:57

Well, when I send somebody a text, because I might not get back to them in that in a period of time. You know, I just want to make sure it's not a sneaky thing, it's just I don't want to make I just want to keep people on red. That's all.

SPEAKER_03 50:09

See how that is? That's Eden. So Eden had a little check. See those like other how I like that.

SPEAKER_02 50:16

So before you go to bed at night, you make sure that you respond to every single person's text that sends you the text.

SPEAKER_03 50:22

No, no, that just doesn't sound crazy because you act like there's I've just got all these people texting me. Yeah, yeah. I like dumb.

SPEAKER_04 50:28

We just talked about 24-hour time pre.

SPEAKER_03 50:30

Yeah. I'm just saying when you go to bed, usually you're someone gets on their phone, you'll notice oh, I do have a message.

SPEAKER_04 50:34

Let me ask you this. Since we just discovered this, is it rude for me not to have my notifications as red out?

SPEAKER_03 50:42

I think uh however you want to like because that's a that's an option.

SPEAKER_02 50:44

I don't know what mine is.

SPEAKER_04 50:46

If you don't know, you're red.

SPEAKER_03 50:48

Yeah, you because you ain't changed it.

SPEAKER_04 50:49

If you don't know, it's it's it's showing up as red. Everybody didn't even know.

SPEAKER_03 50:53

I've just been assuming Abby Lou's giving me a message.

unknown 50:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 50:57

That's that's it. I haven't heard from her in weeks. Interesting. That's interesting.

SPEAKER_04 51:03

Yeah, yes. I mean, I guess that's last question, last question. It's a very spiritual question. Okay. We're all about our spiritual growth. Okay. This is serious. This is serious. Uh, do you pray over your leftovers?

SPEAKER_02 51:15

Like if I'm reheating them, yes. Yeah, like if I'm if I'm reheating the leftovers, sure, you pray over it.

SPEAKER_03 51:23

You disgust me.

SPEAKER_02 51:24

Because there's a lot of things that can happen from the time that you put it into the dish.

SPEAKER_03 51:27

You're wasting his time. He's already blessed that.

SPEAKER_05 51:30

You're wasting his time.

SPEAKER_03 51:31

He blessed that food when you made it and you made that first prayer. So leftover means like you're asking him, hey, could you come bless this again? Like you don't have other things. Like a double blessing to me. You're trying to get extra blessings on your meat.

SPEAKER_02 51:43

I and I need extra blessings. And I'm telling you this, Mr. Scooby-Doo, that I am going to pray over my leftovers because it's been microwaved or it's been in the fridge with other food.

SPEAKER_03 51:59

Are you implying that your original blessing doesn't cover your microwaving afterwards?

SPEAKER_02 52:05

I think the original blessing comes what you're doing.

SPEAKER_03 52:08

That's what I hear. I hear her saying like God couldn't make this where it won't.

SPEAKER_02 52:12

No. So He loves me enough that He's gonna double bless me.

SPEAKER_04 52:15

Yeah. I I would go as far as saying, I I I'm not sure if I'm like, hey, please bless this food again. I here I am with this pizza. Hey, please not doing anything. Could you do this again? But but I'll but I will I'll be thankful. Like, hey. Right.

SPEAKER_02 52:29

Are you not thankful for the leftovers? Yeah, no, that's that again.

SPEAKER_04 52:33

I'm uh that was the the the question was praying over it wasn't so much a bless it again or whatever, but yeah, I get what you're saying. But I I I would say, hey, thank you.

SPEAKER_02 52:42

Well, there's different types of prayer. You're praying for protection over it as a blessing, or you're praying just thank you for this extra slice of pizza.

SPEAKER_03 52:52

Yeah, I I think that the uh original prayer covers it. There's no need, yeah, there's no need to bring him back into it. Like he's gonna get there and be like, I did this yesterday.

SPEAKER_02 53:05

Right. But then that's saying that the man of today is not as good as the man of today's.

SPEAKER_03 53:10

No, that's that's you saying like every day. I don't believe your prayer will cover over to end of this for today. I think once I ask the Lord to bless that pizza, then that pizza for its entirety is blessed. So it goes in the microwave or Okay.

SPEAKER_02 53:26

Have you ever thanked the Lord for your children? Have you ever thanked the Lord for your children? Are you eating your children?

SPEAKER_03 53:36

I usually thank the Lord for things I'm thankful for. Yes. Children, I have not.

SPEAKER_02 53:40

Okay, that's not true. You have thanked the Lord for your children.

SPEAKER_05 53:46

I have, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:46

Okay. So then shall you never thank the Lord again for your children because you already thanked him once? The answer would be no. You do want to thank the Lord again for your children.

SPEAKER_04 54:01

It's okay. Settle down there, Johnny Cochran.

SPEAKER_02 54:03

Well, hey, I mean I'm bringing the heat here.

SPEAKER_03 54:07

Yeah, what what you say makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 54:09

Of course it does.

SPEAKER_03 54:10

It just settled. I'm not sure that me being grateful for the kids and making sure my food isn't going to hurt me. Like it's not going to harm me, is like an apples to apples, orange to oranges kind of thing.

SPEAKER_02 54:25

You don't think so? It's still great.

SPEAKER_03 54:27

No, but I'm I'm praying that my food like do nourishment to my body and not get me sick. I'm just thanking the Lord that I have children.

SPEAKER_02 54:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 54:36

I'm not thanking him. I'm not like I'm not thanking him in the sense of thank you that they're not sick.

SPEAKER_02 54:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 54:43

Because if I did that once, then that would I it would be.

SPEAKER_02 54:46

So then you only pray over your children's safety and health one time. I know that's not true.

SPEAKER_03 54:53

So no, I I pray over it many times, but yeah, they're my children. I'm thinking like with my food, I'm not gonna bother the big guy, man. Like we already did this potato yesterday.

SPEAKER_02 55:04

So your children are okay. Your children are more important to you.

SPEAKER_03 55:07

Children are more valuable to me than food, yes, Amber.

SPEAKER_02 55:10

Right. Okay, but your health.

SPEAKER_04 55:11

Well, I'm glad we got that ironed out.

SPEAKER_02 55:13

Oh, this is this really got heated. This is I mean, it's like an arm wrestling match.

SPEAKER_04 55:19

Yeah. Like a prayer, it's a prayer match. More like a thumb wrestling match.

SPEAKER_02 55:24

Thumb wrestling match.

SPEAKER_04 55:25

That's how serious it was.

SPEAKER_03 55:26

Do you have to do you keep asking the Lord to save you again?

SPEAKER_02 55:29

No, I don't, but I thank him that he's a good thing.

SPEAKER_03 55:32

Why don't you why don't you ask him to save you again?

SPEAKER_02 55:34

But every morning I pray, I thank him.

SPEAKER_03 55:37

So it's into your heart every I every single day, even though it would have like if he's already in there, how are you asking him?

SPEAKER_02 55:42

No, I thank him.

SPEAKER_03 55:43

But do you see what I you Right?

SPEAKER_02 55:45

But I thank him, just like I thank him for my food.

SPEAKER_04 55:50

Thankfulness, thankfulness, supplication.

SPEAKER_02 55:52

So could you pray over the food for protection the first time, and then the next time you reheat it, thank you.

SPEAKER_04 55:58

That's what I just said.

SPEAKER_02 55:59

Yeah. But also you're praying over the food, the bacteria that's like happening in the fridge.

SPEAKER_04 56:06

I don't know. I mean, how long uh how what's the period of time you're leaving your food in there?

SPEAKER_02 56:09

I don't know. If we don't mark it, sometimes we don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 56:12

And you said it's mixed in with other food. It's not like we're putting all the food in one pot together and getting it out again. Yeah. It's in separate Tupperware dishes and wrapped up. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 56:21

We're gonna get a lot of comments on this one. See what people think. I don't know. Pray over your moms.

SPEAKER_03 56:27

You like that? Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_02 56:29

Pray over your moms. Just don't do it every day.

SPEAKER_03 56:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:32

Or every time you sit down to eat it.

SPEAKER_03 56:34

Every time you see your mom, you pray for her. Yeah. The Lord may have not heard the last one. Right.

SPEAKER_02 56:39

That's right.

SPEAKER_03 56:40

He cares. He cares for your prayers. He'll answer it every time, even if even if it is silly, he'll still come answer it. Keep praying.

SPEAKER_02 56:47

Leftover prayers are great. That's what we should call this episode.

SPEAKER_04 56:52

Leftover prayers. This is serious.