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Hey Mr. Series, I'm Chad Davis. And if you are in the mood for some clean comedy with a side of poop jokes, you're in the right place, my friends. Yes. And probably a side of flashless as well. Good news is you won't smell it. You might hear it, but you won't know who dealt it. But I'm here today with my best pal, Jared Chamless. He's an actor, comedian, writer, man of many talents, a good dude.
SPEAKER_01Keep going.
SPEAKER_02And then my wife, Ember Davis. She is an amazing woman, writer, comedian, producer, director, mother, florist. That's enough. Yeah. For me, I'm like, keep going, keep going. Okay, okay. Stop. Stop talking about her.
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SPEAKER_02We're the greatest national nonsense, the sketch comedy, uh family-friendly show you know you never needed. It is amazing. It's on the channel right now. Go and watch it. You'll be blessed, my friends. Uh, your twins and your teens will love it. Uh, lots of um uh side of poop jokes in there as well. But listen, we have a good time. Yep. Um, we enjoy each other's company, and that's why we're here is to uh just make some jokes and and uh have a little vacation from your problems.
SPEAKER_05Yes, vacation from our problems. Summertime vacation from our problems.
SPEAKER_02Who has problems? Yeah. I have problems, but mine are good. Yeah, good problems.
SPEAKER_05You got good problems.
SPEAKER_02You know what they say in Jamaica? They say, no problem, man, no problem. You know why they say no problem, man? I said, I said, well, I can't they kept saying it over and over again.
SPEAKER_05And I asked the guy, I was like, Well, it's because you were there, you've been there multiple times.
SPEAKER_02I've been there multiple times on missions in missions trip, and and I asked the one of the locals there, I said, Hey, you gotta say no problem all the time. Why is that? He goes, Oh man, it's no problem. Only situations, but no problem.
SPEAKER_05Only situations.
SPEAKER_02I love it. Only situations. I get it. I dig it. All right, so there you go.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, we got a lot of situations here.
SPEAKER_02Situational.
SPEAKER_05Situation. Situational comedy.
SPEAKER_02Sit down and listen to our situations.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Um, but uh how about uh how about situations?
SPEAKER_05How many situations? What situations do you have going on right now in your life?
SPEAKER_02I have multiple. Oh man, does Zeke get a new car? Not yet. Still looking.
SPEAKER_03Still working on it.
SPEAKER_02Yep, still working on it, still looking. Um, you know, it's it's it's the good and bad to it. The the bad is like, oh man, don't have a car and he's got a bar to get out and go around. But the good news is we pay for his gas? Yeah, we pay for his gas because it's our car. But the good news is, is that it's the fun of hunting for a new car. You know, it's like you know, kind of picking and choosing, and it can be real picky about it. So he's have a good time with that. That's big for a teenager.
SPEAKER_01What car you kind of you drive?
SPEAKER_05It is what was your first car?
SPEAKER_01Uh, an 85 celebrity.
SPEAKER_0585 celebrity. You don't have to call me a celebrity.
SPEAKER_01I was not.
SPEAKER_05Oh, I thought that's what you're saying. 85 celebrity celebrated. It was a Chevrolet celebrity.
SPEAKER_01Celebrity.
SPEAKER_05Chevrolet celebrity. I don't think I meant that.
SPEAKER_01I thought I actually named all of my cars as a child. What was her name? It was the neighborhood superstar. Oh, yeah. The neighborhood superstar. Because she was a celebrity. Oh, I just uh manual or automatic? It wasn't automatic, but there was something kind of messed up with it toward the end of me having it, and I had to have it in neutral for it to drive. And then, but you could only break with it. Uh I mean I'm sorry, I had that backwards. Uh I had to put it in neutral to like to break. Oh, so when you're coming to a stop, I put it in neutral to break it and then I'd put it back in the drive to go. For whatever reason, I couldn't. I don't know. It was fun though. My uncle, it it was fine when they gave it to me, right? You know, it was just an 85, 1985. So is that the car you learned on? Learned how to drive on? Yeah, yeah. I mean, that yeah, that was the first one that I got.
SPEAKER_05I mean, did you learn how to drive on your parents' car or did you get that car?
SPEAKER_01I learned, yeah, my my mom had uh or my dad had a uh I think it was a bronco at that time.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_01It was like a bigger yeah, I like broncos. Yeah, is it white? Uh no, no, this one was black. We had an all-black bronco. He also had like a all-red Silverado kind of a bronco thing too. Not the truck. It was had a cab.
SPEAKER_05Was that a manual?
SPEAKER_01No, that was automatic too.
SPEAKER_05Okay, so you learned how to drive on an automatic.
SPEAKER_01Yes, yes, but my uncle taught me how to drive a stick shift. I can drive a stick shift. I just got you. I prefer having an automatic.
SPEAKER_05I mean, that's back back in the day. I mean, that we all learned how to drive on a manual.
SPEAKER_01Yep.
SPEAKER_05I mean, I did. I learned how to drive, because I lived in Kansas and we had like I learned how to drive. Larry White lived down the street. Well, down down the street round. Shout out Larry White. Larry White. Yeah. He lived not down the street. It wasn't a street, it's a dirt road. Because we lived like three miles from the dirty road. And he had a wheat truck because he was a farmer, and I learned how to drive on a wheat truck. So the stick shift was like I mean, it was like driving a dump truck. Yeah. What did you learn how to drive on?
SPEAKER_02My first car was a 19, I think it was a 82, 83 Mazda 626. It was yellow. It was a manual. Um, and uh it was great. Uh I loved it. Uh it was uh um it was a coop it uh but it had four-seater. So you opened it up, people got in the back, and uh on this gear shift I had this like uh uh big bird that was cut out from the bottom so it stuck on the gear shift.
SPEAKER_05Oh, okay. Well that I mean the the wheat truck wasn't my first car, but that's what I learned how to drive on. My first car was a 1964 Galaxy 500.
SPEAKER_01You went to the future and got a car? How do you do that?
SPEAKER_051964 Galaxy. It could fit four people in the front bench seat, four people in the back bench seat, and three tires in the trunk without touching each other. It was ginormous. So we would cruise main.
SPEAKER_02And it's a perfect car you give uh your teenage daughter to drive because it's nothing but sh like a bunch of like iron, cast iron. Oh, yeah. So it's gonna do a lot more damage to the other car than one.
SPEAKER_05Oh yeah, cars would like a tank drive into a ditch if they see me coming because it was like a tank.
SPEAKER_02It was a 64 Galaxy 500. Oh, if you said Sherman. So like Sherman tank.
SPEAKER_05But it was fun. I mean, because we cruise Maine, that was the thing that you did in small town Kansas.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_05You cruise Maine. Did you ever hear about that? You're looking at my wheelchair.
SPEAKER_01I'm actually certain people in Maine didn't even use the word cruise. But okay. We're gonna do that.
SPEAKER_05No, you'd start at you'd start at Subway, yeah, or not Subway, the little sub shop, and then you would drive up. I mean, it would be like a mile every little small town. And then you would turn around at Wendy's.
SPEAKER_02That was the We did it from Subway to Wendy's, yeah. Yeah, we didn't we didn't do it in Raleigh because Raleigh didn't have like a cruising strip.
SPEAKER_05But well that's a big city.
SPEAKER_02It wasn't that big. But we would go um, you know, probably an I think it's an hour, maybe an hour, 45 minutes away from Raleigh, a little town called Benson, North Carolina. And uh they would have mule day there. That's a big I don't know if they still have it, but uh but uh in other you know, every Friday they would have uh a cruise and we would go down and cruise and and you'd holler, yay! And that's the time of low riders, and everybody put like the 18-inch woofers in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It sounds like boots in the laundry, yeah, boots in a dryer.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, that's true. All the guys had that. We had but we did have a guy because I lived on a like a farm town. I mean, it was a tiny little farm town, yeah. And we had one guy, Orville, that drove his tractor school every day.
SPEAKER_01He sounds like a guy who would drive a tractor guy named Orville.
SPEAKER_05He does.
SPEAKER_01We had one guy now. You know how many guys we had named Orville when I was a kid? None.
SPEAKER_03I'm sure.
SPEAKER_01She said, like, we only have one Orville. Like, what has any Orville? Yeah, like multiple.
SPEAKER_00Except for somebody making popcorn.
SPEAKER_05Yep. He drove his tractor. He got a tractor for his 16th birthday, and he was so excited that that's what he drove to school every day.
SPEAKER_01Wow. There you go. Here's something uneventful I did yesterday. So I was taking my shirt off, and uh Okay, uneventful. It got caught on my earring. Oh. And uh again, I've I've had earrings for 20 years and it ripped, it ripped it out, and uh, the earring flew off in my room. Oh um, my ears started bleeding, it didn't, it didn't like rip it like you know, like, but I mean it ripped it enough that blood was coming out and uh can't find the stupid earring. So I looked around for it for a good while and gave up, and then the next day I was like, you know, it's just me and Eden at the house right now. Yeah. I was like, I gotta figure something out. I can't find this earring, I can't walk around with this one earring, and it looks stupid. She goes, So just take that one out. And I was like, Oh yeah, I guess I could do that. So I took it out and found another set, but I still can't find the earring. Oh, you still can't find it? I don't know where it is. Well, a hole in my shirt, though, it did that. There's a hole in my I mean like a good sized hole. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Well, uh, I had a similar story. It happened back. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. This happened back in the late 90s. Um uh before we met. Yeah, before we met. So uh yeah, I think I do know. This is when you got your nipple pierced. Yep. I have both nipples pierced. Yep. And I uh and I like to go surfing. And I was at the beach surfing one day. And uh, as you know, when you're surfing, or as you probably don't know, you put a little wax on your board. As you know, like the ways because you put the wax on it so you can stand to have traction.
SPEAKER_01Wouldn't know that.
SPEAKER_02Well, you you people live and breathe, they know they get the wax put on surfboards. But the reason you do it is so tell them so you could stand and have traction. Right.
SPEAKER_01It's just informing them. And also, like when you have two nipple rings, you usually have a chain that runs in between both of them.
SPEAKER_02Please not with a canary that attaches to both down to the navel. Um, I had taken that off and just had the piercings. Right, right. All right, so I had the piercings on, and I got uh you know, wax my surfboard, and when you're laying you're laying on the surfboard trying to catch a wave, and I wasn't really thinking, and I lifted up and when I lifted up the uh ring to my nipple on this this one, the left nipple, it stayed there, but my nipple went up with me. Oh and I almost had a try nipple, almost had three nipples because it kind of split open. Well, I don't understand is why were they pierced? Uh you lost a bit. Uh no, it was uh just stupid decisions, man. I I like I I got I I gave myself two homemade tattoos when I was like 14. I mean it's not that big a deal. Yeah, but yeah, I wasn't. Not on their couch in their parents' basement. Not on not in the suburbs.
SPEAKER_01Sound like a show, like a episode on Cosby, remember? Where'd you get that done? Cockroach's basement? Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_02It's definitely one of those things you get caught up in like the mob mentality, everyone's doing it.
SPEAKER_05Okay, so the cool stuff.
SPEAKER_01Okay, yeah, but if we may, we grew up around the same era. And I at times I want to believe around the same, not not we didn't grow up in the same city, but I mean like the same kind of people until you say things like this. Like you're like, you know, everyone's doing it. Nobody had their nipples pierced when uh nobody in Kansas had their nipples.
SPEAKER_05Right.
SPEAKER_01I'll just say no guys did. Like you might have your lady every once and again, but definitely no dudes.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, like in uh in the beach area that I was at, like there was people were all in piercings. That's what you did, huh? Piercings, yep. I had my tongue pierced and my nipples pierced. I had the top of my ear pierced, had both ear pierced. Really? How many piercings have you had? Uh one, two, three, four, five.
SPEAKER_04I didn't want to have it on tape like that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, so this is not recommended. So we'd rip, you just ripped one though, right?
SPEAKER_02Yes, but I took the other one out immediately. Did you? Yeah. And you know, you know, whether you notice or not, if you have an open wound, when you put salt water in there in the mix, it feels fantastic. Right.
SPEAKER_05And sharks are great for that.
SPEAKER_02Open wounds in the water. It didn't, it but it didn't like it wasn't like gushing blood. It didn't really bleed. It just like split open and it was like and it was on fire because of the salt water. Right. Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02So your adult chads. I just don't know why it was pierced. How long had it been pierced before this uh I don't know. Man, I don't know, probably less than a year. Okay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I mean, because I got my I've got my ears done, and but I mean those are the only things I've had pierced. Yeah. But I can't imagine going into somewhere and then being like, Yeah. All right, you got you got your the needle? All right. Yeah. And then once you do that, you go, whoo, all right. Let's get this other one real quick. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05We need to jump into some uh news here. All right, so let's jump into some news. Is it news? Yeah, it's it is to me. Is it news? So Father's Day weekend's coming up. Okay, let's talk about that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, Father's Day weekends.
SPEAKER_05We got um, so father's dad bod. Have you heard of this? Like as far as like no, it's um dad bod. How the dad bod influences um kids and that um the dad bod, like you know, is it does it influence kids for good or does it influence kids for bad, depending on your dad bod.
SPEAKER_02Listen, I don't have a dad bod, I have a father figure. Thank you very much.
SPEAKER_05Nice, yeah. I think you're handsome. Just saying.
SPEAKER_02That's what they say.
SPEAKER_05Um but it's just, you know, the when I say they, it's just her and her that when you're a father, does it bring stress that that causes the dad bod situation?
SPEAKER_02I don't know. I think dudes are different. I think, I mean, of course, when I see myself in the mirror, I'm like, that's that's that's a lot.
SPEAKER_05Um that's a lot in a good way.
SPEAKER_02It's a lot in a good way. And then but there's also a a thing of confidence when you look at yourself and and the confidence is like this. No, yeah. Speak more on this. Yeah, so when you look in the mirror, you have confidence like, man, I've made it a long way with this thing right here. Okay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01See, I look in the mirror and I think, oh my god, that's why I get I'm like, I don't want to look in the mirror. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. You look at it and you're just like, you're just disgusted at yourself. Oh, that drives you? Yeah, it drives me to leave the the bathroom. Yeah. Oh, you can't see it. It drives me for another piercing. Yeah. See, I look in the I I look in the mirror and I see the kids and I and I I look at the door. Wait, your kids are in there with the no no, stop, stop, stop. You're gonna make this weird. Okay. I look in the mirror and I walk away disgusted, and they're like, what's the matter? And I'm like, nothing. I just saw myself in the mirror. And they're like, Papa, we see this. Like, this is where we see you all the time. Like, yeah, this is normal. Don't be disgusted.
SPEAKER_05This is this is normal. Don't be disgusted. That's how much they love you.
SPEAKER_02This is top shelf. Now, listen, I am nowhere near conceited. Not saying that. I'm just saying when I look in the mirror, I'm like, you know what? You made it a long way with this thing here. With your body, with your vessel, you know. Right.
SPEAKER_01You know, and how far did you make it though?
SPEAKER_02You know, really, you know, since 74. Yeah, I mean that's not the best. It's a long way.
SPEAKER_01I mean, his room is only 35 steps away.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. You didn't make it for too far. Yeah, I but you know, at the same time, when I uh I look, I'm like, man, you could be a better steward. Um, and uh maybe not that extra portion, you know, maybe you know, not eating food off your shirt after you spill it on, you know, stuff like that.
SPEAKER_05I think that the confidence that you like when you look in the mirror and you're like, you know, I'm doing pretty good, that that that confidence helps with raising your kids. And y'all are both great fathers.
SPEAKER_02Right. And also, you know, it's harder like when you're when I was like Zeke's age, and Zeke, he is like 0.00001% body fat. I mean, it's like he's he's very he's he's thin, but he's got high metabolism. High metabolism, he's got like abs, and I mean he can you know you know wash his clothes on there be fine. I used to be the same way. I used to eat a whole pizza bottle.
SPEAKER_01Yes. I used to do the same. Yes, you used to say.
SPEAKER_00Well, he moved out now, it's harder to guard.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he's across town. Yeah, I called Zeke. I got these wet clothes. Got a bar of soap and a towel. Um, but yeah, so I mean I used to be I used to be all like you know cut up and very thin, but at the same time, when you're you're you're thin like that, you you have a mental, just like I would say how sometimes big people would have a mental image, like I'm big, I don't look good. Skinny people have the same thing, like look at I wish I would have more weight on the wire what they don't have. Right, right, right. But the the the transition though happens where you're like eating all you want, and what happens is is that you don't build any good habits, and those habits carry you into getting bigger and out of shape, and then you know you can't clean your belly button with just the washcloth anymore. You have to get in there and pull the cheese out.
SPEAKER_05That's disgusting.
SPEAKER_02You know what I'm saying? Okay.
SPEAKER_05I don't.
SPEAKER_02No. No. I've nothing to do with it.
SPEAKER_05You had me until pulling cheese out of your belly button.
SPEAKER_02You don't smell it?
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_02Hey, let's play a game called Smell My Finger. It's a new segment. What?
SPEAKER_05Okay, if you were to give dad advice, what would be a dad advice that you could give?
SPEAKER_02Listen to your father.
SPEAKER_05Listen to your father. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Um, I would say um maybe that like delay gratification.
SPEAKER_05Oh, yeah, that's big.
SPEAKER_02And I'm more for instant. I would tell them instant gratification and listen to your father. Just you know, yeah, just be putting some good habits or disciplines, um, like good work ethic. I mean, I people say there people don't have good work ethic nowadays, they don't know how to work, whatever. I don't know w how it is in your world. Um, I know how it is in our world, just knowing your kid, your kid's a hard worker.
SPEAKER_05Right. Our kids are hard workers.
SPEAKER_02Our kids are very hard workers. They work long hours and and they like having their friends are very hard workers. Right, and they like having folding money and stuff. So, but just instilling good work ethic and good habits, being disciplined, read your Bible every day. Read your Bible every day, connect with God.
SPEAKER_01Absolutely. Yeah. Read your Bible every day, instant gratification, and listen to your father.
SPEAKER_05Well, I think what you go back to is listen to your father.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Listen to the Lord. Yeah. Like read the Bible.
SPEAKER_01Yep. Right.
SPEAKER_05Get the wisdom.
SPEAKER_01You know, when I was a kid, uh my dad once hollered at me when I was in the basement, and he told me to only listen to him and the man upstairs. Just a little Oh.
SPEAKER_05And he was the man upstairs.
SPEAKER_01You get it. See?
SPEAKER_05I do get it.
SPEAKER_01I get that. I don't have to dumb it down for this mass audience, do you? That's right. No.
SPEAKER_05Here's some Father's Day gifts.
SPEAKER_01All right.
SPEAKER_05Let me let me get y'all's take on this. Would you want this gift or not want this gift?
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_05Okay, these are uh smart bird feeders let you watch, identify, and capture incredible close-ups of videos. I actually on Instagram, there's somebody a friend of mine, she has this, and every day she posts like the video from the bird. And it's actually pretty interesting.
SPEAKER_02But you're really cool. I better not get this.
SPEAKER_05You better not get that.
SPEAKER_02Now, listen, like uh Jared's a lot younger than I am. Um so I get what you're saying. But on this side of the fence, getting older, yeah. If your dad's a bird watcher, this oh I'm I'm saying I'm not, but it this looks appealing. I think you hit a certain age, you get a uh you go out in the woods with a pair of binoculars and you're looking at birds.
SPEAKER_01If I could have like access to everyone's ring cam to just watch what's going on in the neighborhoods, it would be more interesting to me than what these birds do.
SPEAKER_02That would be a good ring cam premium, like level.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like let me look at other people. No, no, I'm not trying to spy on other people, but I just want to see what's going on. Like, if I hear like there's a siren two streets over, I could hit somebody's ring cam and see what's going on.
SPEAKER_05Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, that would be a premium.
SPEAKER_01I'd rather see what's going on rather than what the birds. I know what they're doing.
SPEAKER_05Would you rather that and the Netflix? Would you trade in your Netflix for the ring cam?
SPEAKER_01I would. For that premium thing, I would. If it was as large as like you can pick a city or something just for mine, no, I wouldn't get rid of all of Netflix just for mine. Because mine, my local stuff, and maybe not a whole lot.
SPEAKER_05No, you okay, you know the neighborhood apps.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but if I could like see what's going on in Compton right now and watch someone's ring cam in Compton, oh yeah, I probably would.
SPEAKER_05Oh, not just your neighborhood.
SPEAKER_01Right, not just my neighborhood. Okay, you'd be like, Yeah, like a like a baseball pass where you see all the games. I want to see all the fights in all the states.
SPEAKER_05That's funny. That's interesting. Okay. How about this, like a water bottle that makes a surprisingly great Father's Day gift because it's one of those single things he can use every day.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's cute. No.
SPEAKER_05No. We've got so many of these. We got a cabinet full of these.
SPEAKER_02It's like a female.
SPEAKER_05How about this? A therragon. I have one of those. Yeah, personal massage therapist, one of those theraguns. Yeah, I haven't. Did you never use it?
SPEAKER_01I know. Yeah. Yeah, I would prefer just a regular gun.
SPEAKER_05Uh oh. Yeah, not Yeti coolers. Yeah, Yeti coolers. Yeah, I like Yeti coolers. What about Chef Dad? What about like a pizza?
SPEAKER_01That actually, is that like a brick oven? Is that what that's like?
SPEAKER_05It's like uh, what's that George Foreman grill, but it's like a pizza oven?
SPEAKER_01I kind of like that. Yeah, I would do a pizza thing.
SPEAKER_02Reminds me of like the thing that would sell you like door to door with the elementary school kids come by selling you those pizzas. That'd be something that would sell along with that. I make a lot of pizzas. I could do that. Yeah, like a spot.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I don't know what that is. Uh pickleball. Pickleball.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm not running a pickleball. Yeah, uh these gifts for grandfathers or for dads?
SPEAKER_01I guess.
SPEAKER_05Golf clubs. No, I don't play golf. Here we go. Um campfire. It's like a smokeless one.
SPEAKER_01I have one of those actually. You have a smokeless one? Uh-huh. You like it?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, do you like the smokeless ones?
SPEAKER_01We do.
SPEAKER_05Is it bigger or is it small?
SPEAKER_01Like, is it a small it's about that size. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_01It's a porch? No, it's in the backyard. Oh my god. Yeah, we got some chairs around. You probably know it. You probably see it. Oh, so it's bigger, it's a little bit. It's called a mine's a solo stove.
SPEAKER_02Oh, you know what? I have seen that.
SPEAKER_01Like a cover over there. I've just seen the cover over.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, and you can do like s'mores and everything.
SPEAKER_01We do s'mores in it. Yeah, we I mean we put uh you know, wood in it, sticks, and then we do uh s'mores on it. And it's smokeless.
SPEAKER_02Is that your counseling station after you play badminton and you whoop up on them?
SPEAKER_01You sit them down like go sit down by the fire, make you a a s'more and let your wounds heal. Try those tears. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Hammock. Do you want a hammock? We have hammocks on the house. I like hammock. Do you like hammocks?
SPEAKER_01We have two at our house. I need to get a free standard. I want to get a stand for it because we have them in trees right now. Okay. And I would like to have one of those freestanding where you can move it around the yard.
SPEAKER_02Well, I borrowed a friend's hammock one time where I went out I went for a prey day out to um Long Horner State Park. And uh he gave me this hammock where you just you tied it over to trees, whatever. And it was amazing. Just sat up there. I was by the the cliffs right there where the the lake is and the wind was whipping up. It was so peaceful rocking in a hammock. I want one of those.
SPEAKER_05Well, there's a this is a shout out to my dad. He's an amazing dad. Yeah. We just love him so much. Um anyways, Papa. So um we went to we like to go to this cabin in North Carolina that we would go to for years, and they had a hammock um outside, and my kids would get in the hammock with my dad, and they would they would laugh so hard, you could just hear them laughing, and they would end up flipping him out of the hammock and he'd fall out, and then he would step back in and he would do it over.
SPEAKER_02So funny.
SPEAKER_05So much funny.
SPEAKER_02Maybe hopefully I can if I can find it, I'll put it in the B-roll here. You're talking about it. If I could find it, hopefully. That's how I pray.
SPEAKER_05Fingers crossed. Shirts under $15?
SPEAKER_02No, thanks. No cheap shirt.
SPEAKER_05Mini chainsaw?
SPEAKER_02Um come on. I mean, I I kind of got one though, but not like that. I have the one like limbs.
SPEAKER_01Is it good for go like what go through bone?
SPEAKER_02Do you think? Maybe.
SPEAKER_05Oh, wow. I don't know. There's dad's gifts. Okay. Um, some other news here. Um, other countries name American products. So, you know, like you'll say, like, let's go get Chinese food or let's, you know, French fries or Belgian waffles or whatever. But um, foreign, like, uh foreign, like outside the United States, they're like naming American food. Um, like this is American food. So like Doritos. It's like American flavor.
SPEAKER_02Oh, the ranch. Because they they they associate ranch with America.
SPEAKER_05Yep, yeah.
SPEAKER_02I gotcha.
SPEAKER_01Hamburger, hot, hot dog, look at you. Hamburger and glizzies. Do you see what's on that glizzy? Only thing that's supposed to go on a hot dog. Just mustard alone. Oh, no. Do you see anything else on it?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I see ketchup right there. Do you see it on it? No, they're it's like a take to. No. Yep.
SPEAKER_05So they all say filet Americana. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Which is so with the hot dog, you're saying, like corn dogs, only mustard. No, corn corn dog, ketchup, and mustard. Mixed together. No, reverse. Oh, we leave the comments, people. Let Jerry know what's up. Corn dogs is only mustard, hot dogs, ketchup and mustard, or chili, onions, slaw. Let's go. I'll allow chili, but still mustard.
SPEAKER_01No slaw? No. No slaw dog? No. Mustard goes on a hot dog.
SPEAKER_05Only?
SPEAKER_01Yes. I'll allow chili could be okay as well, but still mustard. Now, if you have a corndog, you have to take ketchup and mustard, and you make it uh about a 75-25 mix heavier on the mustard, and you mix it together and it makes like an orange, and that's what's allowed on corndog. And on a hamburger, ketchup is accepted.
SPEAKER_02Oh people. Do your hot dogs right.
SPEAKER_05So in other countries, like ranch, like is American. It's an American thing. Yeah. But I didn't know this, but um but ranch dressing was invented by a Nebraskan plumber. He was in Alaska. He was in Alaska on a ranch, and he invented it. And uh later in California, that was hidden. Established Hidden Valley Ranch. And that's what when ranch, like you know, you think about Hidden Valley Ranch, but ranch became more popular than that.
SPEAKER_01She says it from that. I'm not the only one that was here, and I'm glad you brought it because it's your wife and I didn't want to say that. I was like, I heard it from here too because she has said it five times. I've heard it here all the time. Oh, okay, yeah. She's like, Yeah, it was popular. He was on the ranch. Why is she saying it? She said it like he lives on it and makes it.
SPEAKER_03That's so funny. I didn't notice that. Okay.
SPEAKER_05Hidden Valley Ranch Ranch.
SPEAKER_02It's like she has uh when she talks to Alexa, she has Alexa voice too.
SPEAKER_05Oh, I do have an Alexa voice.
SPEAKER_02It's louder. And then she talks like this, and she says, Hey Alexa!
SPEAKER_05Dude, and I didn't notice it until Brie came over. Bree was over here for a Nashville nonsense writing session, and I I started talking to Alexa, I'm like, Alexa, and she's like, What was that? She's like, why are you?
SPEAKER_01Could you imagine her bossing people around 60, 70 years ago?
unknownWow.
SPEAKER_05Anyways, Hin Belly Ranch, Ranch.
SPEAKER_01Um but she'd be good at it.
SPEAKER_05But that dressing, that ranch dressing actually eclipsed uh Italian dressing as the dressing of choice in 1992.
SPEAKER_01I can see that.
SPEAKER_02It should.
SPEAKER_05I mean, really, you can eat anything with ranch and it tastes good.
SPEAKER_02Like I think if it would have came out earlier, it'd have been the secret sauce of Big Macs.
SPEAKER_05Oh, maybe so. You're right. Yeah, that's kind of interesting. Um so bizarre, you know, speed speedy limits. It's like speed limits. Speedy limits. Um talking. Um bizarre speed limit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Look at this speed limit side. 17.3.
SPEAKER_02That makes you slow down and look at it at least. You double take. You're like, what?
SPEAKER_05So this is a speed limit, this is an actual speed limit side that they have in.
SPEAKER_01It's like it's where it's like it's almost it's almost better than a school, but not quite a bit. I think added up there. Wisconsin, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. In Wisconsin. There it yeah.
SPEAKER_01So we we may have some kids crossing through here. We don't know. So 17.3.
SPEAKER_05That's about a speed limit sign. So uh, but in other countries, like it talk about like speed limits around the world. So um there's like the Autobahn. So if you if you go to like America, America, it's um average like highway is 105 kilometers. And I guess that's around like 70 miles per hour, 70, 80 miles per hour, 70 miles per hour. But if you think about that, but look at all the other numbers, look how much higher. Like the speed limits in other countries are significantly higher.
SPEAKER_01Look in Korea.
SPEAKER_05In Korea, South Korea is 110.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, so you know in the North they're doing more than that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, North Korea has no speed limit.
SPEAKER_01No, I don't think so.
SPEAKER_05They're not releasing it, that's for sure.
SPEAKER_02You gotta figure it out.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, nobody knows.
SPEAKER_02If you have a car in North Korea, you're probably only the one that has a car. So if you have a car in North Korea, you own North Korea, right? Yeah. You own North Korea. Kim Jong, whatever his name is.
SPEAKER_05Would you say Germany? Like Germany is unlimited.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Unlimited.
SPEAKER_01That's crazy. That is like my minutes almost. Wild.
SPEAKER_05Wild. Do you have any desire as a dad, as a father figure, do you have any desire to just drive the unlimited?
SPEAKER_02To drive the Audubon? Yeah. Yeah, I do. And uh not to go as fast as they're because people in there are probably used to it going fast, but just to say I drove the Audubon. Oh, just a second. No, there is there is a place, I think it's in Missouri. I think so, but it's uh a place where you can drive a certain miles per hour on the side of the road, and then you have these little speed bumps and you hit it and it plays a song. Well, it plays uh um uh the national anthem, I think.
SPEAKER_05Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02Something like that.
SPEAKER_05Uh I think there's a place in Texas like that. In Texas there are there are places where you can drive 80. I mean that it says 80 miles per hour.
SPEAKER_02Oh, during but during the day.
SPEAKER_05During the day. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And at night it's like 60 or 70. Yeah. Like 120. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05But you get way out there.
SPEAKER_02So anyway. All right.
SPEAKER_05And this I thought this was interesting. This is kind of news, not news, but it's it's interesting. This is a real popular thing that's going on on Instagram right now, and it's taking people's texts and setting them to music specifically. Oh, yeah, these are sometimes gospel music.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_04So I've seen those are kind of funny.
unknownLet's see.
SPEAKER_04What do you want me to wear? I have nothing. We're gonna be even more dull. I don't have anything to wear. Can you add 70 to my bank? Account for book fare. Can you also get me an ibow from tropical smoothie? If you like money for book fair, you'll help clean up that living room and not fight with your brother. I cannot add money if you are making a mess, bigger and causing a fight. Sorry. I can't do it! Clean up and put away those clothes in your own room. Clean the dishes. Did you add a 70 to my bank?
SPEAKER_02Account. That's funny. That's funny. I like it.
SPEAKER_05I thought those are fun.
SPEAKER_02I've seen a couple of those like that, and it's it's they're pretty funny.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I mean, that would be pretty fun to take your text and like I guess it's AI. Like they're putting it into an AI format and it's pumping up these songs. So gospel format.
SPEAKER_02That's cute. I like trolling people on my text.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I thought that was great. Thought that was pretty cool. All right. So that's it. That's all the things I got.
SPEAKER_02Great job, Amber. Yeah, fun. Now it's the funny part of the show.
SPEAKER_01He always gets to it, that he waits until Amber's done. He's like, all right, woo! Now to the comedy. That was a long intro. That was serious, wasn't it, folks? All right. Here we go.
SPEAKER_02This is What's the Punchline? Now Amber does a great job. Love her so much. So the first video I get to share my algorithm with these gang, this gang of people here. And you all, my friends. And uh hopefully we'll laugh here together. I'm sorry. So the first one is is called GOOOOOO. What do you think when I say that? GOOO. I think you're watching uh soccer. Football. Football. Football. Let's check it out. Foodball. Foodball. Or hockey. Oh, it's true. Mainly, but yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_05That is true.
SPEAKER_02But they usually, when it's like football, they go ghoul. They yell it at hockey too. Yeah. Oh, do they long way?
SPEAKER_00Goal, goal? I never heard that word. Okay. There he is. Well, it's a regulation ball, too. He's locked in the colour. I know he's zipping under the bed.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Out of nowhere. Little kid just pops up.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it's like three men and a baby. I can't.
SPEAKER_01I can see first they're using a regulation ball size, it looks like. That's official. Yep. And he's going to kick that ball towards this. Toward that, it looks like maybe a four-year-old. Oh, okay. And I think he's going to. The four-year-old will probably block it. It will not make a goal, but it will hit that four-year-old probably square in the face, I'm hoping.
SPEAKER_05No, I think that that four-year-old or that whoever it is that's going to kick it back, it's going to hit that guy someplace not.
SPEAKER_02No. Both acceptable answers and both are funny, but let's check it out.
SPEAKER_01No, the kid's going to get hurt. And then the dad's going to yell goal after he knocks his kid down. Here we go.
SPEAKER_02This little super bad here.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. They are cathy. Oh, I missed. That was a goal. He missed it, look like. Oh, wow.
SPEAKER_03I didn't believe it all dad.
SPEAKER_01Oh, wow. Yeah, dad.
SPEAKER_00Hold on, hold on.
SPEAKER_02Keep watching.
SPEAKER_01Way to go, dad. I don't think it's a dad. I don't think it was a goal. Oh, wow. You're gonna take that kid's ice.
SPEAKER_02He took his car. You know what? That does not seem like a dad move to me. It seems like an uncle. Now, the reason I think this is funny, I think that kid got mouthy and was like, I can block your goal. I'm so good at soccer. And he was like, All right, that's okay. It's all right, you're good. All right. But a kid kept talking junk. So the uncle had to get up and shut those lips up with a goal, and then the taunting began. I think the kid was a little out of pocket in the beginning, and then the uncle had to settle business.
SPEAKER_01Do you want to hear a true story about how I got put in my place at a family reunion? I would love to. I would love nothing more. It was one of my aunts, and uh I was being uh a little mouthy. No. And believe it or not, and it was a Thanksgiving, so we're at like uh my grandma saw a lot of families there from Kentucky, you know, a lot of families there. And uh my aunt said, you know what, Jared, if you're gonna show your butt, except she chose the different word. Okay, she said, then you're gonna show it. And she pulled my pants down right there in front of I mean, you know, everybody. She shanked you? Yeah, and then turned me around and showed my butt to everybody. She's like, if you're gonna show your butt, you're gonna show it. And she did. She showed it to everybody.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_01Last year? Come on. How old were you? How old were you? 38. No, I was like, I was like. No, I was like, uh not surprising. I was like, you know, I don't know, uh 13, 14.
SPEAKER_05This is parent, this is parenting in the 80s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you can never get away with this kind of stuff today. But back then it was totally acceptable. In fact, it wouldn't be your aunt, it would be her best friend that would do it.
SPEAKER_01You're gonna show your butt, Jerry, you're gonna show it. Yeah. Dad gummet. Dad gummit. And you cleaned it up pretty good.
SPEAKER_05Wow. Thank you.
SPEAKER_01No more bleeping. Yeah. You can imagine what she said.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Wow. Keister? She's one of my favorite ones, too.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. If you're gonna show your keister, then you're gonna show it. All right, so the second video here is uh how to tell your wife is mad at you. Okay, let's see.
SPEAKER_05Can you film me without me knowing it?
SPEAKER_02I know how to. Okay, so it looks like he's shopping. At the airport. Or okay, well, I think he's shopping. I was giving you a little hit.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he looks shaking his head like he's upset about something. It looks kind of smug though.
SPEAKER_05I'm gonna say how your wife is mad at you.
SPEAKER_01He just got served divorce papers. Oh.
SPEAKER_05This is with dark.
SPEAKER_01No, it's how he knows she's mad.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that'd be a that'd be a good indication. That checks out. Yeah. I think she may be upset.
SPEAKER_05How do you know your wife is mad at eating? Hmm. She's at checkout waiting on him.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay. And he's gonna be. What wife has ever been waiting at checkout for? Goodness. No wife ever.
SPEAKER_00I'm waiting for him at the checkout. Whatever. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Okay, gotta go number two here. Let's check it out.
SPEAKER_01Amber's like that's an actual possibility. She's gonna be sitting over there waiting.
SPEAKER_02Alright, let's check it out. Okay, here we go. How you here's how you tell. Her strength increased by 100%. Her speed increased by 80%. Her love for you is 0%.
SPEAKER_01Wow. Yep.
SPEAKER_05Everything you do increases by put it back.
SPEAKER_01Oh, we're gonna get some like some healthy veggie straws, cakes. You know what I did notice in that thing? She was not at the register waiting. Yeah. Didn't see that coming. I like Amherst gas.
SPEAKER_02I bet she's waiting for him pasting him. Please. She's on time in the car, waiting for him to come out. She put her makeup on yesterday. Yeah. Just for moments like this.
SPEAKER_05That's true.
SPEAKER_02There's plenty of gas in the van.
SPEAKER_03Oh sorry.
SPEAKER_00Hold on. That may have been personal.
SPEAKER_02Went off the deep end there.
SPEAKER_00Hold on. Sorry.
SPEAKER_05Run that back.
unknownAll right. We got another one.
SPEAKER_05You know how you tell if your wife's mad at you?
SPEAKER_01The van that comes back on empty.
SPEAKER_02Okay, number three.
SPEAKER_05Okay, number three.
SPEAKER_02Three A. There we go. Point of view of a ball person.
SPEAKER_05Oh, yeah. Oh no. So you're looking for an eagle?
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_02You talking about the old episode.
SPEAKER_05They crack their they take their prey.
SPEAKER_01Somebody else is gonna see it and they're gonna like get blinded because it's gonna be glaring.
SPEAKER_02Oh, that's a good call. Right.
SPEAKER_05That makes me think of a story.
SPEAKER_02That that's a good call, but that comes from a person who's not bald. Right. That's what you think of bald people would do to you.
SPEAKER_01I guess I could say, or he'll be waiting at the register calm and patiently.
SPEAKER_05Yes. That's what it's like.
SPEAKER_01Ready to leave. Right. This is a POV of a bald person.
SPEAKER_05Okay, I want to see. Okay.
SPEAKER_01What happens?
SPEAKER_05All right.
SPEAKER_01What happens, Baldy? Come on, palone.
SPEAKER_05Baldy. Okay, he's looking at the sun. His head.
SPEAKER_01Oh wow.
SPEAKER_05Wasn't expecting that.
SPEAKER_01Me neither. That's what it feels like. Oh, is it? Yeah. It gets that hot. That's where I gotta cover the dome.
SPEAKER_05It feels like your head's gonna explode. It's so hot.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, there's nothing, no hair to red and box.
SPEAKER_05I bet. I can't even imagine what that feels like.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Okay. You know what's a good challenge. We can shave our heads. We could do it. We could have some kind of challenge where I like that challenge. Where we have to shave ours. He's got to grow his. Yes.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03It'd be like a skulllet.
SPEAKER_02It'd be like Benjamin Franklin on the back.
SPEAKER_03Please.
SPEAKER_02Nothing on top.
SPEAKER_03Please, never. Never, never. No, never.
SPEAKER_01Little West Virginia waterfall right in the back. Yeah, well, we call it Little Washington Jr. Yeah. I like the goal one. Tennessee top hat. I like the goal. Give him a Tennessee top hat. This is right. It's just hair coming down here. Business in the front. You got a party in the back. They go, no, it's just a little waterfall.
SPEAKER_02We got a little cul-de-sac up here still where you park the cars.
SPEAKER_01It's not a party, but we got a couple of people that are hanging out.
SPEAKER_05Oh man. Yeah, okay. Nice. All right. All right.
SPEAKER_02Hey, wait, wait. What was your favorite video?
SPEAKER_05Oh no, I said I said my favorite was the the um goal.
SPEAKER_02Oh, you like the guy turned it in?
SPEAKER_05No, when he was like on the little car, it actually reminded me of me of you because you're so competitive with our kids when they're playing.
SPEAKER_02Gotta teach them a lesson. Yeah, I like the person with the pulling no punches for sure. Yeah, all right. So we're moving on to the next segment is uh our serious takes. All right, here we go. Got some debatable uh topics here.
SPEAKER_01Uh this is what you got this week.
SPEAKER_02Uh this is the subject matter is about dating, okay? So it's all about dating. Um first dates. Should they something none of us at this table have done in 30 years? Let's talk about that. First dates. Should they be casual or they sh or should they be like should they always be casual? Or should they be like over the top? No, casual, like like a walk in the park picnic, or should they be like, you know, fancy dinner, like let's go all out and impressive like Paris or something.
SPEAKER_01Should be casual or let's go, let's let's really no fancy should be uh reserved for uh like a uh a certain occasion. Yeah, special occasion. I get it. Yeah, you know, your first kill. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05I agree. I think it should be casual. Yeah. Choke me up.
SPEAKER_02Okay. All right. I think I'll say, Hand, I need to go more on dates.
SPEAKER_05That's what we tell that's what you tell our kids too. Is that you know, just don't go too big too fast with like spend all your money and do something like that. Like you want to, like you said, you're you want to cut on that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, otherwise then the fancy ones won't mean anything. Right, absolutely. If you start at the ceiling, you have nowhere to go. That's exactly right. That's why I always set that bar extremely low. Right.
SPEAKER_05Right.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. I got it.
SPEAKER_02Track reports.
SPEAKER_05Right.
SPEAKER_02All right, so sh is meeting online better or meeting in person better?
SPEAKER_01Can you do neither? I would say in person is better. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05What would be the alternative to neither?
SPEAKER_01Not meeting.
SPEAKER_05Not meeting.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_05Not meeting.
SPEAKER_01So, well, I'm in person for sure. Yeah, because if you're meeting online, I assume you're talking about like uh like a like a dating app. And those are always feel like you're you're you're you're only judging or you can only judge on on physical appearance in those photographs. But maybe the person in the photograph will either. But look at their bio, like I like to do this, this, and that. Kind of kind of read anything about somebody. I'd make you tell me.
SPEAKER_05I wouldn't believe it.
SPEAKER_01I wouldn't read it.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I can imagine what I would write.
SPEAKER_02Well, I mean, but if you're looking for somebody, you want to be put your interest to match with somebody else's interest. So you don't want to put fake stuff out there. I mean, yeah, but it is for highlight reel. And I don't know.
SPEAKER_05I just want I mean, there are people that we know that have met online and got married. Sure. Um, and so I don't want to say that you know I want to leave it up to God and so you can only meet in person.
SPEAKER_01I met mine in person and got divorced. So I mean it could go. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. So we met in person.
SPEAKER_01You met in person. It's a fight.
SPEAKER_05I won.
SPEAKER_01Mm-hmm. Just pulled up my chat. It was in a wet t-shirt contest.
unknownUh
SPEAKER_00Oh got footage. Roll that beam, that wow beautiful beam footage. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01Put it on a VHS camera like that.
SPEAKER_02Okay, here's a serious question. Hone it in. Alright, get your get your serious thoughts together. No respect. Is jealousy ever a sign that someone cares, or do they have to, or do they have trust issues? I'm saying is jealousy a sign that like they care or like, oh man, that person has trust issues.
SPEAKER_05Who sings that song, Jealousy?
SPEAKER_02Jealous again.
SPEAKER_05No, is that Black Crows, maybe?
SPEAKER_02Jealous again.
SPEAKER_05No, no, I was saying jealousy. I don't know. Some doctors? I don't know. Um well I mean, in the Bible it says that the Lord is jealous for us. Like so that's like um jealous in the sense that he he wants he knows that he he has the best interest for us.
SPEAKER_02I think that's the only great good kind of jealousy is is from God because he is the best and he cares for us and he knows that he can care for us and I'm talking about humans.
SPEAKER_05Human jealousy, emotional jealousy.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I don't think I don't think it's good. What was the question? I think jealousy is good. Is that was that the question is? No, no, no good.
SPEAKER_02If you're dating someone and they and they have some jealousy tendencies, is it sh does it mean that they care about or does that mean they have trust issues insecurity?
SPEAKER_05I think it's insecure if you're jealous.
SPEAKER_01Have you ever been jealous before? Um I have. Yeah. And the Bible specifically says not to. Right. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. It says that you shouldn't covenant your your neighbor's ox. Right. And I'm gonna tell you, my neighbor once had this big, beautiful Belgian ox. Oh, yeah, you gotta have it. And I had this old beat-up oxy-down ox that you know. Bad cow disease. Horrible ox, yeah. Stunk. Every day I would come outside, bad breath, see my stupid ox.
SPEAKER_03Say it.
SPEAKER_01And I would I would coven it. That hair not in the right places. I would covenant my neighbors, and then I would read the Bible and go, it specifically tells me not to. I need to stop. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_05You had a for something bad to be able to do that.
SPEAKER_01Be thankful for your old beat up ox.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05I mean, no, I mean, jealousy's not good and it causes all kinds of problems. It's like, but young love, it's so prevalent. Yeah. In young love.
SPEAKER_02That that's what I'm saying. That's that's where real. That's where like I when I was younger, a lot of insecurities. Um, mainly because I would view someone in a current relationship from past relationships, and I'd bring that old baggage into that. Sure. And I'd see that person like doing similar stuff, and I would have insecurities. Um, but praise God, I grew out of that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, jealousy's not good.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, jealousy can be Yeah. I mean, I got to a point where I was like, if if someone's gonna do something like that, then that's on them and whatever.
SPEAKER_01And you know, yeah, I mean we can only speak to what we know. I mean, you guys have a wonderful marriage, that's great. But I mean, speaking on my marriage, I used to be jealous of uh the guys that weren't with my wife, you know. I'll be like, see them and be like, man, I bet they're happy. Like, look at them, they're living their lives up. Right. I'm stuck here with this whole you know, how did they say battle axe of a wife? Wow.
SPEAKER_05That that's part of the problem. Battleaxe. It's not a good wife.
SPEAKER_01That's her middle name.
SPEAKER_05Oh, nice maiden. Maiden name.
SPEAKER_01She's gonna go back to it.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, jealousy's not good. No, no jealousy. No jealousy. There you go, kid. It's a green monster, right? Isn't it? No, that's in Boston. That's MV.
SPEAKER_02What?
SPEAKER_05Is it MV's?
SPEAKER_01Is it talking about the Green Monster?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, the wall. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's Fenway Park, isn't it? Yeah, something like that, yeah. Okay. Nice. Nah, this is serious.