Ep #65 'What Drones and Call to Duty Have in Common'

A dab of Happy Days trivia, a touch of pink eye, and a drone war plus all the viral news and reel reactions you can shake a stick - because THIS IS SERIOUS! 

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SPEAKER_04 0:04

Hey Mrs. News, I'm Chad Davis. And if you are in the mood for some clean comedy with a sign of poo jokes, you're in the right place, my friends. Hey, a little bit of flashness too. Who cares? But hey, we are the creators of Nashville Nonsense, and we love to make people laugh. And uh clean comedy. Uh so family skamily sketch comedy that you know you never needed. Uh it's great. It's on the YouTubes right now. You can go watch it. Nashville Nonsense. Nashville Nonsense. And we have today joining us my best pal, Jared Chamles. He's a writer, he's an actor. Uh he is a comedian. He is uh a really cool dude. He's my friend. Um what else, Jared? That covers it.

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FG.

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Oh, getting that started again. Father galore. Oh, wow. I got a few kids. Yeah, a few kids. He's a great father. Um uh awesome kiddos. And right here, Amber Davis, my beautiful, lovely wife. Yes, she is an actor, comedian. Uh, she's a writer, she's a producer, she's a director, she's a florist, she is a cook, uh chef. Uh she is a seamstress. Seamstress? She's a teamster? What else? Teamster. The union? Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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I mean gardening, not florist so much. But I do like flowers. So flower gardening.

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Flower gardening not as much. Flower gardening?

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Flower gardening.

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Securities for flowers.

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Yeah.

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So what what that's false advertisement then? Well, what about olive garden? Because I should be getting a lot of olives when I go in that restaurant.

SPEAKER_01 1:39

Well, that's true. Yeah. Olive garden. Should be a garden of olives.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. They have olive oil.

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Yeah. I guess so.

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Um I like flowers. And flowers are, I mean, it we're in the middle of summer, so they are they are blooming and the bees are buzzing. And it is, yeah, it's fun.

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Flowers are blooming and the bees are buzzing, Sherry. How was your day?

SPEAKER_03 2:06

It was fine, man.

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Yeah. Okay. You had breakfast with a with a friend of mine. Oh, cool. And uh, and then yeah, came home, did some yard work. Oh, nice. Yeah. Before it got hot, or what was No, no, uh, right in the thick of it. Oh, you're waiting too. I didn't wait to.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

That's the way to do it, Jared. Yeah. That's what I'm trying to do I just noticed that you're wearing Henry Winkler.

SPEAKER_03 2:28

Yeah, that's uh that's old Fonzi, Arthur Fonzarelli on there.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

That is great. I like that shirt. That's a cool shirt.

SPEAKER_04 2:34

That's is that uh is that a before he jumped over the shark or after? This is uh yeah, I would say at the same time, maybe he's got the black jacket on because I don't know if you know in Happy Days, the first few seasons he had a brown jacket. Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_01 2:53

That's true. Yep. I'm I really like Happy Days. That was like, yeah, that was super enjoyable. Best favorite character, Happy Days.

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Fonsey.

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Fonzie.

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Yeah, maybe Fonzie. I Richie. Yeah. I like Rancy. Yeah, Richie was great too. Yeah.

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Yeah. And I like Potsey.

SPEAKER_04 3:12

Potsey. I do, Mr. C, yeah, Mrs. C, yeah. Mrs. C. Who is your least favorite character? I can tell you right now. Joni. Joni, I was going to say, yeah, probably. Either that or maybe even probably. Maybe even uh what was the Al?

SPEAKER_01 3:26

The dad's. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

SPEAKER_04 3:28

Is that his name? No, no, no. Mr. C, or are you talking about the guy that runs the restoration? Yeah, that'll take him.

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Is it Al? No, but it wasn't when it was the Asian guy. Yeah, what was his? He was great. Hal. Yeah.

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I don't know his name.

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But yeah.

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Least favorite character, Richie's older brother.

SPEAKER_04 3:47

Oh, he's only like only in one episode.

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Basketball player? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:51

He's playing basketball, and then we'd never see him again. He got a basketball scholarship, never looked back.

SPEAKER_01 3:55

Now, I had a doll that I still have to this day, and in my closet, I have this doll that's like made out of like gingham, yellow gingham like cloth. Like she's just a cloth doll.

SPEAKER_04 4:07

I have no idea. You know what type of cloth that is? Gingham? No.

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Gingham is like little tiny check. Little tiny checkers.

SPEAKER_04 4:14

Oh, okay.

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So like little tiny checkers.

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Oh, okay. I'm not it.

SPEAKER_01 4:18

Yeah, it was yellow. Anyways, but the doll's name is Lori Beth. So who's Lori Beth on Happy Days? Do you know?

SPEAKER_04 4:26

Lori Beth is Richie Cunningham's uh girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

So that's what my doll's name was Lori Beth. Because I thought she was so pretty.

SPEAKER_04 4:35

I had to go back and like that. Yeah, that's that's right though.

SPEAKER_01 4:39

I thought she was the prettiest thing when I was little. Oh, she's the prettiest thing. She looks like a princess.

SPEAKER_04 4:45

I really love the opening where they put the record down and spin and then the characters would come up. Yeah. Did you ever watch Johnny Chachi?

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah.

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And Charles in charge.

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Okay.

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Because he's in charge of our days and our nights.

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Yeah. All right.

SPEAKER_01 4:58

Oh yeah. And Laverne Shirley.

unknown 5:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:01

Huge fan of Laverne Charles. Now that's the best that was the best spinoff. That was uh she was like fun fun f uh Arthur Fonsarelli's uh girlfriend, right? She would come over and Linny and Squiggy and Squiggy were on Happy Days too. Yeah, and who else is on Happy Days? I'll tell you my favorite my favorite character was Mork.

SPEAKER_01 5:20

Oh yeah, Mork was on Happy Days.

SPEAKER_04 5:22

From Mork and Mindy? Yeah. That's how he has to get to start. That's how he does it. Because he was the alien that came down and visited Richie Days.

SPEAKER_01 5:29

Visited Richie.

SPEAKER_04 5:29

Oh, I don't even know if I remember that one.

SPEAKER_01 5:31

Oh yeah, that's how that's where he came from. Mork from Orc.

SPEAKER_03 5:35

Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, no. I know Mork and Mindy.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

That all started on Happy Days and it was a spinoff. Yeah, I need to watch what season was that? That's a later season.

SPEAKER_03 5:44

I think that was uh big um triumph.

SPEAKER_04 5:46

I was I was I was too old to watch. They were doing whatever they could to do. Jumping sharks. Jumping sharks like the fifth season, I think.

SPEAKER_01 5:54

It probably was the same season because they were trying whatever they were throwing anything out of the house.

SPEAKER_04 5:58

I think he was on there for at least a couple of seasons, bro. Mork? Mork, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:03

I don't think for seasons, maybe one season.

SPEAKER_04 6:05

Man, he was on there a lot. Yeah. But here's the thing. When I'm little, I think it everything was so much bigger and grander. Like go I go to the playground and everything looks smaller. Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_03 6:16

I remember watching those. Remember the Looney Tunes? They were like, I would call them shorts. They're maybe like seven to ten minute little, you know, of uh the Roadrunner and the Coyote or Foghorn Leghorn. Yep. I remember watching those when I was a kid and like seeing so many of them. And that when you look back at there's only there's only like 60 something total. That's crazy. You'd think there was like a thousand. Yeah, you're like the every time I watched it, it was like a every once in a while you'd be like, Oh, I think I've seen that. But I'm like, you'd think there was so many. And there's like, no, there's not that many.

SPEAKER_01 6:45

Right, because you know how many episodes that Mark was on how many? It's like two. Two?

SPEAKER_04 6:49

Oh he was there for two seasons. What did I say? I said two. He was there for 49 episodes. Seasons and episodes. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:58

He was actually on your behalf here. He was there for two seasons.

SPEAKER_04 7:02

Ah, there you go.

SPEAKER_01 7:03

One episode of season five. And then he redesived.

SPEAKER_04 7:08

Then there you go. Redemption.

SPEAKER_03 7:09

Yep. No, I'm not sure. Same thing. Same thing. Same, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:12

Two seasons is the same thing as being on there twice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:16

Two, yeah, he was on there. That's that's wild.

SPEAKER_04 7:19

There you go. 78, 79. But then it started his own show and he was on there a bunch. And then uh when he got his own show, um, Jonathan Withers was on there. Yeah. And that's like the best episode when he comes down and they have to because Jonathan Withers is is the baby. He's the baby of uh Morkin Mindy.

SPEAKER_05 7:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:37

And he comes in, it's really funny. Yeah, it's so funny. Anyway, if you have not seen that, go check it out. It's uh comedy jokes.

SPEAKER_01 7:45

Jonathan With Withers is very funny in that.

SPEAKER_04 7:48

And obviously Robin Williams is not too shabby.

SPEAKER_01 7:51

But I heard that Robin Williams was tough to work with on that set because he just does so much ad lib that they couldn't contain him.

SPEAKER_04 7:59

Everybody on all those actors, I didn't care about any of those. I mean, you just like sit. No, I really didn't. You put Robin Williams out there, you know, pour him gas on him and set him on fire, and he's boom, and everybody else is just sitting there along for the robot.

SPEAKER_03 8:11

I've seen him do stuff, and they're like, because you just say this and him going on and on and not saying what there has to be, giving you great stuff, but him like not doing that. So that's probably what you mean by difficult. Yeah, yeah. Well, either you're hiring the man or you or you're not. The talent. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:25

Yeah, you really have to know what you're getting from. He was great. So Robin Williams. That's pretty awesome.

SPEAKER_04 8:29

Anyways.

SPEAKER_01 8:30

Yeah, so we're gonna jump into some news.

SPEAKER_04 8:32

Oh, I wish you would.

SPEAKER_01 8:33

Yeah, is it is it news is what we call it. Yeah. So who cares about the funny stuff? Let's get serious here on some news. This is serious. If you have some news clips that you would like to share with us and have us break them down, please drop them in the comments. If you're listening on Spotify, you can text us right from the show notes. And you can always email us at this is serious at dadchavisproductions.com. That's this is serious at dadchavisproductions.com. And just a heads up is the reason why it's at dad chavis productions is because that's our production company. So dad all of this is brought to you by Dad Chavis Productions, our video production company, which also produces Nashville nonsense, our sketch comedy, and our uh short film that we put out called I Quit. It's a good one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:23

So yeah, and uh while you're out there, leave a comment. Tell us something. Uh what's on your what's on your mind? Uh it's not mine. Uh yeah. But you're uh yeah, like you're saying, like you know, give us your give us a comment. Give us a comment, give us something to talk about so we can break down. What do you say break down? Yeah, so we can break it down. We can break it down, we can break down cardboard boxes as well.

SPEAKER_05 9:44

Yeah, don't send those in.

SPEAKER_04 9:45

Shout out to Miss Lisa Wright gave us a comment. That's right. Thank you, Lisa. That's right, Lisa. That's right, Lisa. Yeah, she has a beautiful voice, too. Yes, she does, she really does. But she gave us a comment. Let us know that at least somebody's listening out there. If you're listening and not commenting, stop doing it. Right. And she commented on pink eye. Yeah, I mean, it was it was gross, but nevertheless, comment. Yeah. What a great subject.

SPEAKER_01 10:08

That's repulsive.

SPEAKER_04 10:10

You got a pink eye story?

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No.

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No.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

Well, I do. Like I had pink eye when I was in when I was in grade school. I lived on a farm, so animals get pink eye.

SPEAKER_04 10:21

Oh. Wow, that's a little different. Okay. No, but what how do you farm animals have pink eye and you got pink eye? What are you doing with the farm animals?

SPEAKER_01 10:28

No, I'm just saying that that's what happens on a farm. Like they am so confused. I'm not.

SPEAKER_03 10:36

I know exactly what's going on here. You're not setting me up, sir.

SPEAKER_04 10:41

I remember in eighth grade, um my my my eighth grade teacher, he came into the classroom and he had pink eye. Okay. And he told everybody, I got pink eye, and you know, please everybody go.

SPEAKER_01 10:53

That's highly contagious.

SPEAKER_04 10:54

Now, knowing that now, yeah, but it's when you're eighth grade, like, oh, okay. But he came in and his eye was like it was like crusty. It was awful. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:02

Yeah, I've had it several times when I was younger. Have you ever heard of styes?

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You had size.

SPEAKER_01 11:08

Like the, it's like it's like a big, like almost looks like a volcano coming out off of your eye. It hurts so bad. And you have to put like warm packs on it and stuff.

SPEAKER_03 11:18

You just walk around the farm like this?

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Like Yeah. You gotta use your hands, not your face, to change the dishes.

SPEAKER_03 11:26

Like you would like, you know, if you go to you ever heard if you go to Mexico, you don't want to drink the water. But if you live there, you're used to it. She's like, I want to make sure my eyes get all rubbed stuff, boy.

SPEAKER_01 11:34

Rub it up against a chicken. Yeah.

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Eyeball of a chicken? Yeah.

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Or whatever it takes.

SPEAKER_03 11:41

Do you wear contacts?

SPEAKER_01 11:42

No.

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Yeah. I'd imagine your eyes have taken anything then.

SPEAKER_04 11:50

Golly. I don't need any contact.

SPEAKER_01 11:54

It's so strong it can it can withstand anything. My body could get COVID, but my eyes are not getting it.

SPEAKER_04 12:00

Oh, okay. It's repulsive. Yeah. They're like, it's because all the pink eye I get. Yeah, wow. Correct.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

It's crazy. Oh, speaking of that. Speaking of pink eye. No, speaking of your eyes.

SPEAKER_03 12:10

Oh, okay.

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Like, okay, I'm gonna jump to this. What we got? There is a out in the news, um, the first ever reverse aging drug that was just injected into a human.

SPEAKER_05 12:21

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 12:21

So this is like, you know, there's Botox and stuff that people have been putting in their face for years to make themselves look good.

SPEAKER_03 12:27

This isn't that. This is news.

SPEAKER_01 12:28

This is not this is a first ever reverse aging drug. Right. It's like supposed to From baby little Benjamin Button.

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Benjamin Button. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 12:39

Oh, that was the opposite.

SPEAKER_04 12:40

Yeah, you're going getting older faster, and you're going to a no wait, you're going to a baby.

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No, he became a baby, so it's right.

SPEAKER_04 12:46

It's right. Yeah. So it was. It was Benjamin. You know, yeah. Get him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:51

So, anyways, and what they're doing is they figured out like they're they're jumping into it with glaucoma first, so they're shooting it in their eye.

SPEAKER_04 13:00

No thanks.

SPEAKER_01 13:02

So, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 13:03

What do you mean, hold on, hold on?

SPEAKER_03 13:04

When you say uh you say shooting it into their eye, is it like a like a like a liquid that goes on your eye? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:12

The injection went into one eyeball of a single person with glaucoma. And the company did not listen to this. The company did not share any other information about the patient.

SPEAKER_04 13:22

Yeah. Well, yeah, because his eye didn't work anymore. You stuck a needle in it. Yeah. He walked away with a door prize about eye patch. They stuck a needle in someone's eyeball.

SPEAKER_01 13:31

Yes. Over the next six months, the scientists will be watching. So check your local news like over the next six months to see if you hear about any reverse aging in somebody's eyeball.

SPEAKER_03 13:41

See if you hear about some guy who's looking younger, but one eye doesn't work. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:45

Only one eye looks younger. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:47

Oh, you think it's just working on the eyes? No. See, I picture like the whole guy is getting like, he looks 20 years younger, but he's got an eye patch.

SPEAKER_04 13:54

Yeah, he's actually. He's a pirate out there looking like.

SPEAKER_01 13:57

What if like it's just half his face is getting younger. Like a two-face? Yeah, like it just goes in about one eye, so just that side. And it lops down like a melted ice cream? No, no, no. It's it's getting younger on the eye.

SPEAKER_03 14:08

Oh, you're saying just yeah, like a two-face.

SPEAKER_01 14:10

All of a sudden he starts growing hair. Yes. Like just this side face.

SPEAKER_04 14:15

It adds in for his half half a skulllet. Yeah, I can get like, yeah, half a skull.

SPEAKER_01 14:19

You take a shot to the eyeball to get it in the sky.

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No.

SPEAKER_04 14:23

You think your eye still works if a needle goes in it?

SPEAKER_01 14:26

I mean, people get what is what is that called? Like LASIK surgery where they like it.

SPEAKER_03 14:30

But that's a laser going in your eye. You're talking about a physical needle.

SPEAKER_04 14:33

A laser is not a needle. But what's right behind your eye is your brain.

SPEAKER_03 14:38

Yeah, but a laser, if they're gonna shoot a laser in your eye, I'd rather them shoot a laser in my eye than put a needle into it and then inject fluid into it. Yeah. You know what happens when you when you have you ever got a shot before?

unknown 14:50

No.

SPEAKER_04 14:51

All that pink eye you never got a shot.

SPEAKER_01 14:53

That's a shot.

SPEAKER_04 14:53

All that pink eye. You never got a shot in the eye with all that nice.

SPEAKER_03 14:57

Narrow one shot you had. Narrow one shot. You feel that that liquid going into your body? Imagine that in your eyeball. And you go, why are you doing this? So I can look younger.

SPEAKER_01 15:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:07

But you're not gonna be able to see, but alright.

SPEAKER_01 15:10

It makes you think that they're just playing with it. You know what I mean? Like you're like a guinea pig. It's just like, we just want to see. They're they they're not trying to make you younger. They're just trying to see how much people can handle.

SPEAKER_03 15:22

I've got a friend with a guinea pig. Yeah. And they don't do that to their guinea pigs. Shout out, Jose. Right. But uh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:28

But I'm just saying that maybe the test is not age reversing, maybe it's they're they're testing to see how much pain you can take in your face.

SPEAKER_04 15:37

Maybe they're testing how stupid people can be, like get a shot in the eye. All right, then get a shot in their eye. This guy's really dumb. I think it's more of a test on the uh maybe on some kind of beauty or uh you know physical business.

SPEAKER_03 15:49

They're like, no, people don't want to do this. People would do this if I gave them a shot in their eyeball. And you're like, no, they wouldn't. Like, oh yeah, let's and then they find someone that's willing. They go, see, people want to do this.

SPEAKER_04 15:59

Granted, if it was, if I had, if I were like resistant or challenged with glaucoma, I would I would probably venture, take everything I could, do all the practices and everything. And if they all failed, and that was an option.

SPEAKER_01 16:11

This is your last resort you take a shopping line.

SPEAKER_04 16:13

Glau I mean, go glaucoma. I mean, yeah, I would I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 16:18

I don't know that much about glaucoma to make that decision.

SPEAKER_04 16:20

I know. I think I've I've heard a few. You've had a lot of eye problems. I mean, I've heard of I've heard of other things that could help with with with glaucoma that doesn't involve a needle being embedded into my eyeball. Yeah, I know. I'm just saying the last option.

SPEAKER_01 16:33

But reverse aging, would you do this reverse aging? Just like let's say it's not shooting in the eye.

SPEAKER_04 16:39

Okay. So if it's a shot to make me look younger, would you take a shot to make yourself look younger? Younger's not always better. Yeah, I would say no.

SPEAKER_01 16:46

I don't want to be a teenager again, that's for sure.

SPEAKER_04 16:48

No, because here here's the thing. I'm not gonna say the name of the drug that's very popular right now, that's helping people with challenges they may or may not have. I I'm dancing around this a lot. Yes. But they're finding out to be a lot of challenges that come with this drug, and there's not enough like long-term research or long-term effects or taking these things.

SPEAKER_01 17:08

Right.

SPEAKER_04 17:09

So it's like, my goodness.

SPEAKER_01 17:10

I mean, back in the 90s, they were saying that low-fat sour cream was good for you. And now they're like, don't eat low sap low fat sour cream. So somebody shoot me in the eye.

SPEAKER_04 17:20

With low fat sour cream? Dr. Pepper. Just shoot me right in your eye.

SPEAKER_01 17:25

I'm just saying we're all just test bunnies out here.

SPEAKER_03 17:29

Not me. I don't I don't eat low fat, high fat, I don't eat sour cream. So I I dodge that bullet amber.

SPEAKER_01 17:34

Right, but I know but that's not the point. The point is Trans fats, MSG. They're every like ten years, whatever was good for you is bad for you.

SPEAKER_03 17:44

Yeah, we found out the whole pyramid thing of food was a whole Right.

SPEAKER_01 17:48

Shouldn't be a pyramid. Right. No pyramids. Yeah. No pyramids when you're eating. So, right. Yeah. So none of that.

SPEAKER_03 17:57

No, I don't think I I don't think I would take a shot to look younger in him.

SPEAKER_01 18:01

No.

SPEAKER_03 18:02

No.

SPEAKER_01 18:02

Alright. Okay, well.

SPEAKER_03 18:03

Not even in the arm.

SPEAKER_01 18:05

Okay, let me show you this. This is kind of crazy. It just happened in um Arizona. I know that I've been talking a lot about bears lately. But there was a bear that was in a tree, and just get your take on this. Look at this. I think she's stuck on the tree. Yeah, keep coming.

SPEAKER_03 18:27

So they're just conscious. Good. Yeah, good.

SPEAKER_04 18:38

Good. So you're good? Yeah, this is. I mean, it looked good. I mean, they trunked this bear and then.

SPEAKER_01 18:43

The bear jumps out of the tree and then Harold jumped on it.

SPEAKER_04 18:46

It didn't jump. It looked like you said they trunked it or something. Because it looked like unawares that it was even falling.

SPEAKER_01 18:51

You're right. He fell out of the tree and they caught him on this tarp.

SPEAKER_03 18:54

All of them.

SPEAKER_01 18:55

But if you watch the video again, here I'm gonna play it one more time.

SPEAKER_03 18:58

Yeah, I like that.

SPEAKER_01 19:01

Watch this guy down here. Looks like a ranger.

SPEAKER_04 19:05

Oh, he's a police officer. Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 19:07

Right on there.

SPEAKER_04 19:08

Yeah. Oh, I don't think he fell on him. I think he jumped on him. Yeah, he was like, uh, stop resisting. He was it was a black bear. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:16

He hein. So he I mean, did he did he fall on it or did he jump on it?

SPEAKER_03 19:24

No, I think he jumped on it. I think he thought something else was we were like maybe all of us are supposed to, and then when he was down there, he's like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 19:30

Did he say three, two, one?

SPEAKER_04 19:32

Are we ready? No, it's muscle memory. He's jumping on his thing with a billy club and a taser.

SPEAKER_03 19:37

Somebody falls out of a tree and you jump on it, and you're like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:40

That's protocol.

SPEAKER_03 19:41

Start reading him as Mirandas. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:42

You're supposed to jump. If you see something fall out of a tree, you jump on it.

SPEAKER_04 19:46

Jump on it first. And then he had his little bracelets ready to rock and roll. He had a gun on his hip. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:51

Yeah. So there you go. Uh bears falling out of trees.

SPEAKER_04 19:55

Yeah. That's news. I mean, if I'm walking around in the park and bears fall on trees, it looks like they had it under control, though. If they if they tanked it and stuff. Yeah, they had a good tarp to catch him. Now I Right over that hard concrete. Yeah. Right. Golly.

SPEAKER_01 20:08

Okay, we don't talk a lot about politics on here, so it'll something recently happened where God bless America, our um two of our uh troops, they were piloting a helicopter and it went down, Apache helicopter went down in the Strait of Hermoose. And it was because a drone from at least that's what they're saying, is a drone from Iran hit it. But what was interesting, number one, first of all, they were saved. But how they were saved, I thought this was interesting. I'd never seen this before, and I was gonna see what y'all thought about this.

SPEAKER_03 20:43

This is how did Iran go out there and get them for us?

SPEAKER_01 20:46

No, that did not happen. But this is how they were saved. They were saved by a drone, but not the drone that flies in the air. Watch this.

SPEAKER_04 20:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:54

This is wild.

SPEAKER_04 20:58

Those things are so cool. Look how fast. That's the drone?

SPEAKER_00 21:03

Yeah, the drone is the boat.

SPEAKER_04 21:05

Itself?

SPEAKER_00 21:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:07

It looks really big. Identify track receptor. It looks like a real-sized boat. Is this like a small thing?

SPEAKER_00 21:13

No, it's like a speed boat. It's like a highly maneuverable. This speed boat drone.

SPEAKER_04 21:17

Top speed 35 plus knots. Holy smokes. They're cooking.

SPEAKER_00 21:21

I mean, look at that.

SPEAKER_04 21:22

Oh, it's something a human could fit in then.

SPEAKER_00 21:24

Yeah. Well, they they went to two humans, two guys, two pilots.

SPEAKER_04 21:30

Yeah. That is wild. Those American pilots got Uber out there in the ocean. Yeah. Yeah, they can't. I guess remote boats come out and pick them up.

SPEAKER_01 21:40

They came and brought them some KFC.

SPEAKER_04 21:42

DoorDash for troops. Like, yeah, so uh They saved the troops. They did. That's awesome. And like our technology is so cool. That's wild. I mean, you think about the you if you look back at that video, you see the little um black panels where they have cameras, and I'm sure each camera's on a gimbal, so when they're hitting the waves, he's he's Cameras are staying straight, the boat's going crazy. You know what I'm talking about?

SPEAKER_01 22:02

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:03

So they can see and everything. And and then obviously they have someone probably in Watertown, Tennessee.

SPEAKER_01 22:11

Kid, 12-year-old boy in somebody's basement.

SPEAKER_04 22:13

Yeah, they think they're playing Fortnite, but nope, they are saving troops.

SPEAKER_01 22:17

Call of Duty or Call of Duty. What'd you say?

SPEAKER_04 22:20

She said something about duty.

SPEAKER_01 22:21

Call to duty.

SPEAKER_04 22:22

Call of Duty. Call it a duty. What's it called? I called it a duty this morning. It depends on what you're talking about. Call it a duty? What's that? Call of Duty. Go pick them up. Call it a duty.

SPEAKER_01 22:33

What's the name of that game?

SPEAKER_04 22:34

It's just called Call of Duty. That's it. Call it a duty? Yeah, I've never heard of that game. They call it Cat. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:40

Is it Call to Duty?

SPEAKER_03 22:42

Call to Duty. This is supposed to be a side of poop jokes, Amber. What are you doing? This is a full serving. It needs to be called Call to Duty? Call it a duty. You make it sound like somebody's picking up the phone going, listen, I need someone to take a duty.

SPEAKER_04 22:56

Yeah. Do you have anyone? Hey. I'm calling for a duty. My toilet has a no-duty in it. Can you call someone to get them a duty? Oh man. What is the name of Call of Duty, COD?

SPEAKER_01 23:09

Call of Duty.

SPEAKER_04 23:10

I like yours as CAD. Call of Duty. Call it call it call it a duty. I know. You added more call to duty. No, no, you made it a phrase. You made a whole statement.

SPEAKER_01 23:23

Call to duty.

SPEAKER_03 23:24

So you're saying too, but the way I hear it is like somebody's knocking on your door and like we open it, somebody from our National Nonsense. You know, Ian opens it and like, hey, what are you doing here? And he's like, I was called to duty. He was like, well, the toilet's open.

SPEAKER_04 23:38

No, listen. I'm not here. We have a policy. If you didn't get it here, you can't leave it here. So Emerson. I was called to duty.

SPEAKER_01 23:46

Oh spell my teeth.

SPEAKER_04 23:49

Well, that is amazing technology. Yeah, I thought that was a good idea. Congratulations. Thank you for saving our troops.

SPEAKER_01 23:55

I mean, that was pretty awesome.

SPEAKER_03 23:56

What else can they do out there in that water? She just had to throw one more again in there. Oh called duty.

SPEAKER_01 24:03

So that's it. That's all my news.

SPEAKER_04 24:05

Okay. All right. And me on your duty news. Yeah. Wow. I call it news. I call it duty. Call it a news. I call it a duty.

SPEAKER_05 24:15

Oh man, that's funny.

SPEAKER_04 24:17

Well, time to uh to make it even more funnier.

SPEAKER_06 24:22

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 24:22

All right. So uh we're getting into uh next segment is what's the push line? That's right. It's your favorite segment, boys and girls. It's where you go and dig in and see my um my algorithm, and it's going to be amazing. Uh so the first video we have here is um, you know, swallowing gum. What happens? Everybody knows that if you swallow gum. Seven years. Seven years to digest it. Yep, seven years to put it.

SPEAKER_00 24:47

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 24:48

It's not seven years till you can get called to duty. So it's just way too much. It's on a waiting list.

unknown 24:56

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_04 24:58

Seven-year duty waiting list. Yeah. So we're gonna find out what happens before you get you called a duty. So uh push it.

SPEAKER_02 25:05

Here it is, guys swallowing gum. If you swallow gum, most people think it's dangerous because it could stick inside your stomach and make your belly grow huge with big quantities.

SPEAKER_01 25:15

Yeah, I've seen this guy before. I mean this type of animation, because you've shown it.

SPEAKER_04 25:19

It's always informative.

SPEAKER_01 25:20

Yeah, it's always stinky tubes.

SPEAKER_04 25:23

No, listen, this is a scientific animation that helps. It's informative. It's very informative. And you know, with animation, it's like magic school bus. You can go places where you can't. Oh, yeah, right?

SPEAKER_03 25:36

I I think of magic school bus when I th when I see these. Yeah, it's about it.

SPEAKER_04 25:39

It's about to give me some information I probably shouldn't live any longer without.

SPEAKER_03 25:44

That's right.

SPEAKER_01 25:44

Magic School Bus was great. Shout out to Mrs. What's her name? Frinkle.

SPEAKER_04 25:49

Ms. Dinkel. Ms. Chinkle.

SPEAKER_01 25:52

No, stop it. Freckle. Frizzle.

SPEAKER_04 25:54

Frizzle. Yes, there you go.

SPEAKER_01 25:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 25:57

All right, so let's see what happens when you swallow gum. And this is scientific, they've done a lot of research, and this is what happens when you swallow gum.

SPEAKER_02 26:05

Seven years is not a thing. It sticks inside your stomach. Well, what happens is it gets into your lower intestines. When you digest it and it goes into the intestine, gum will transform into a tiny balloon floating out of your phone.

SPEAKER_04 26:24

Oh, it picked him up. But Tom Crane got hit by a car.

SPEAKER_01 26:27

And then he gets ran over by a terrain.

SPEAKER_04 26:29

Yep, don't swallow gum because you get run over by a terrain, boys and girls.

SPEAKER_01 26:33

Yeah, that's the that's the PSA.

SPEAKER_04 26:35

Yeah. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 26:39

The information of that looks way better than the animation in the actual video.

SPEAKER_04 26:45

That looks like the guy's already done it. Yeah. And he knows what it's about to do. And he's about to swallow another chiclet. Yeah, he knows where it comes from that. Yeah.

unknown 26:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:53

All right.

SPEAKER_01 26:53

I already know this is not going to be my favorite.

SPEAKER_04 26:55

That's what I was going to segue to. Keep track of what your favorite video is. It's going to be hard. It's going to be it's going to be a real Sophie's choice. It's much easier now. I don't think so. Amber's saying that that's third and we've only seen one.

unknown 27:08

Yeah, this is it.

SPEAKER_04 27:09

Second one here is uh is what would you do if you saw this? You're driving.

SPEAKER_01 27:15

Spider in the car.

SPEAKER_04 27:17

What would you do?

SPEAKER_01 27:18

I know what you would do. You would scream like a little baby.

SPEAKER_04 27:24

I felt like she she had something else going through the roll days.

SPEAKER_03 27:27

I felt like she had something else in the chamber there, and she was like, no, she ciphered through it.

SPEAKER_04 27:30

I was a little baby. Synapses were fine.

SPEAKER_01 27:33

Scream like you're called to duty.

SPEAKER_04 27:35

Yeah. I would I would probably scream to get a duty.

SPEAKER_03 27:39

What do you mean to get a duty? What would you do when you get it?

SPEAKER_04 27:43

I don't know. I'll probably just evacuate. What would I do? I would I would kill the spider immediately. It would die. Crush. That big spider, like little spiders, I mean I can my hand's so much bigger. Yeah. I'm gonna be moving it so fast.

SPEAKER_05 27:55

No, I would pull over.

SPEAKER_04 27:57

Yeah, you would put a blinker on, pull it a park a lot. Yeah, look for a well-lit area. Let it go free, catch it, and then put it back out in the back. Back into a parking space.

SPEAKER_01 28:07

A parallel park.

SPEAKER_04 28:08

Yeah, while the spider eats her. Yeah. Laying eggs in your ear. No, I would kill that thing immediately. Yeah. Golly. Murder it. This is probably what I would do.

SPEAKER_01 28:18

Okay, this is what you would do? Yeah. Alright, let's see. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 28:28

I'm dipping.

SPEAKER_00 28:30

She just jumped out of the car.

SPEAKER_04 28:31

She bailed out of her own car. Oh, or she either committed suicide or. I know. She probably could have made that. Yeah, so she jumped out before that went. So she just let the spider have the car then. Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 28:40

The car to the spider.

SPEAKER_04 28:41

Right. So that's it.

SPEAKER_01 28:42

But you know that spider is gonna live. Even if it falls off a cliff. That spider is.

SPEAKER_03 28:47

Not with me. We would still have that vehicle and the spider would be deceased.

unknown 28:50

That's right. That's right.

SPEAKER_01 28:52

Well, I would pull over and that spider would be gone. No.

SPEAKER_04 28:57

Yeah. Anything else I'd I would handle business, uh, but I don't know, something that big, that spider that big, nah, I would uh I would have problems.

SPEAKER_00 29:06

Well, that time.

SPEAKER_04 29:07

I'd probably have problems. I would I'd have to go to a really mental, like, safe space to be able to handle that.

SPEAKER_01 29:14

So that was like the time when um in Texas, when we went to Texas. For the very first time, my family lives in Texas. And we went down there and uh made the mistake of taking Chad to Texas in August, which was really nice and hot.

SPEAKER_04 29:29

Yeah, Texas is awesome, but in August it's ridiculous hot.

SPEAKER_01 29:32

Yeah, we were walking through an HEB parking lot.

SPEAKER_04 29:34

And my flip-flops were sticking to the pavement. Yes, they were sticking to the pavement. Yeah. All right. Do you know what HE B stands for? Yes. Do you? Yes. You probably know. What does it mean? It means uh uh uh Harry uh Paul Fenty. Paul Fenty was here. You tell me if I'm right. Here everything's better.

SPEAKER_01 29:52

No, that's not what it stands for. It's it's Hubert Edwards Barnes.

SPEAKER_04 29:58

You're wrong.

SPEAKER_01 29:59

Or something like that. You're complaining. It's the guy that started.

SPEAKER_04 30:01

No, it's here everything's better.

SPEAKER_01 30:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 30:03

Google it.

SPEAKER_01 30:03

Well, that's it.

SPEAKER_04 30:04

Well, okay, Texans, let us know. That's right. All I know is that's why Texans don't wear flip-flops, because unless probably you're in Austin, maybe, but uh they wear boots. Yeah, because your flip-flops will stick to the pavement of the Texans wear flip-flops, but they're thicker flip-flops.

SPEAKER_01 30:21

Smarter everything's bigger in Texas, so the flip-flops are bigger.

SPEAKER_04 30:24

Okay. So so that when it was like You know what else is uh big and bright?

SPEAKER_01 30:30

The stars at night.

SPEAKER_04 30:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:32

Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_04 30:33

Only in Texas. Deep in the heart of Texas. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 30:36

Oh, we saw something recently where did we have a the show where they somebody bought the the bike from Pee Wee Herman's big and we talked about that?

SPEAKER_04 30:48

I don't know on the show, but we talked about it in general.

SPEAKER_03 30:50

But they're in our everyday regular life.

SPEAKER_04 30:52

We talked about the sale of Peewe Herman bike. I know what it was. I know what it was. No, I know what it was. It wasn't on the show. I saw this guy talking about it. This guy actually bought um Pee Wee Herman's bike uh from the show, and he was and Pee Will Herman um he bought it at auction or something, and he was friends with Paul Rubens. Paul Rubens. And Paul Rubens saw it and everything, and he's like, What are you gonna do with the bike? And he's like, I'm gonna keep it, because no, you probably should, why don't you sell it? I mean, we're gonna do it with the bike, just keep it. He goes, Yeah, I'm gonna keep it. This is awesome. And so the red one from the movie. So when Paul Rubens died, this guy started thinking, I was like, you know what? Probably I should sell this or at least somebody have it and let them enjoy it for a little bit. So he put it for auction and the Alamo bought it. And the Alamo put it in the basement. Not in joking. For real?

SPEAKER_01 31:41

I'm clicking that app.

SPEAKER_04 31:42

They I don't know if they put it in the basement, but they bought it. Pee Wee Herman died? Paul Rubens? Yeah. Yeah, man. This is like uh probably like man, this is a while ago. I mean, I don't even know. This is 2000 R.I.P. I mean, I think it was 1920. Really? Yeah, this is a long while ago, bro.

SPEAKER_01 31:58

Oh yeah, look here. So the Alamo acquires screen used bicycle from Pee-We's Big Adventure.

SPEAKER_04 32:06

There you go.

SPEAKER_01 32:07

Yeah. So that was in 2025.

SPEAKER_04 32:10

I've been to the Alamo, but that was not there then when I was. Did you go to the basement? No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_01 32:15

I've been to the Alamo if you ask them if the basement they just they laugh or whatever. Yeah, but yeah, the Alamo's pretty cool. That's pretty cool that he did that.

SPEAKER_04 32:26

For me, that's super cool. Um, I would I would have kept that bike. That bike's so cool, man.

unknown 32:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:32

That whole movie looking for that thing, man. I know.

SPEAKER_01 32:35

We are thrilled to add this beloved piece of film history to our collection. Yeah. Alamo holds a special place in our hearts of people everywhere, and Pee-Wee's Big Adventure helped to introduce a new generation to the historic site. The artifact perfectly illustrates how the Alamo lives on in pop culture. So that's really cool.

SPEAKER_04 32:56

The other thing that they uh acquired was the uh tag written off the mattress. Deep cut for the movie. Go check it out. You have to you have to know the movie. Yeah. All right. So um by advice. Yeah, so that's nice. That's you know, that's a good uh uh segue to the uh next video.

SPEAKER_01 33:18

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 33:19

All right, so we go right into the next one. Um I well, I guess sometime in the next one. Yeah, well, I'm trying to save that link.

SPEAKER_01 33:26

I want to make sure that I have that link in there.

SPEAKER_04 33:27

We'll get there. Yeah. I'm being patient. All right, yeah. We're not called to duties yet. So uh who makes the fastest PB and J? I told you a great segue.

SPEAKER_06 33:37

All right, we're about to see who can make the fastest PBJ. And you're gonna go first. Are you ready? Yep. All right, in three. Okay, two, go.

SPEAKER_04 33:48

All right, contest. She is down for the challenge. And uh right now I can tell you that she's not gonna win. Okay, what look at her hands. She's not even on the utensils, she's grabbing the bread.

SPEAKER_01 34:02

So if you okay, when you make a PBJ, do you put peanut butter on both sides of the bread? How do you make a PBJ?

SPEAKER_04 34:09

I put peanut butter healthy, but a big dab would do you. Big dab.

SPEAKER_01 34:14

Peanut butter healthy, what does that mean?

SPEAKER_04 34:15

Healthy dab, I mean, that's what I'm gonna say. It was like a lot, a lot of uh very liberal on the peanut butter and then jelly on the other side.

SPEAKER_01 34:22

On the other side of the bread.

SPEAKER_04 34:24

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 34:24

Okay. I like peanut butter and peanut butter on both sides. And then I put honey in the bottom.

SPEAKER_04 34:28

But that's not a PB and Hell in the middle.

SPEAKER_01 34:30

I do a P B and H.

SPEAKER_04 34:32

I mean that sounds good, but that's not what we're doing, right? Yeah, this is peanut butter and jelly. I like P B and H. You know how I make a hamburger? Yeah, I guess it's a great recipe for a salad.

unknown 34:41

But I like it.

SPEAKER_04 34:42

No, I do like the idea of maybe peanut butter on both sides, but as long as it's a lot and then the grape jelly in the middle. Let me ask you this. Do you do you uh do you get down with uh the mixed peanut butter and jelly in the same container? No, sir. I don't either. It looks it's have you tasted it?

SPEAKER_01 34:58

I don't care for that.

SPEAKER_04 34:59

I have tasted it, I've tried it, but it's not good. I buy them separate.

SPEAKER_01 35:02

What about those crustable things? Like, uncrustable. You've never had it. Really?

SPEAKER_03 35:10

I've never had one. I've heard Bert Chrysler, a comedian, apparently eats the fire out of them, but oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:15

Oh yeah, I've had them. They're okay. I mean, they're they're okay. They're like they're soft.

SPEAKER_04 35:20

It's not like, you know, so you couldn't go like the opposite, like Elaine, and just get all the crust. You know, Elaine got all the top tops and get all the crust for the bread and then and go into business playing.

SPEAKER_01 35:32

Crustables.

SPEAKER_04 35:32

No, just make it croutons. Crustables, but it's like croutons for your salad that you're making.

SPEAKER_01 35:38

All right, so let's see what this one's.

SPEAKER_04 35:39

Let's see, okay, how fast can she make it? See if she wins.

SPEAKER_06 35:44

All right, we're about to see who can make the fastest PB and J. And you're gonna go first. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm not really big on it being fast.

SPEAKER_04 35:51

I'd rather it be like kind of go like quality over than take ten minutes to make it, but just see, look at that. That's all right.

SPEAKER_01 35:58

That's a healthier peanut butter too, because you see how drippy it is.

SPEAKER_04 36:01

Yeah. Yeah, that's just sloppy the look. Oh, cross contamination crossing streams there. She's just trying to be quick. It's not gonna taste the same. Right. Man, yeah. I don't know, yeah. That's she's I wouldn't trust a sandwich from her all time.

SPEAKER_06 36:21

Now was that so hard, huh? Thank you very much. I don't want to hear no excuses anymore, okay?

SPEAKER_03 36:30

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_01 36:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:34

He looked like he's been there a while.

SPEAKER_01 36:35

Well, that diaper is full.

SPEAKER_03 36:37

He has a move to name it.

SPEAKER_04 36:39

What's that little short guy, Hezbollah? What's his name? Hezbollah. Mike Tyson kissed him. That little person, but looks like 20 years old. Mike Tyson thought he was a little baby, but he's like he tricked that lady into making him a sandwich.

SPEAKER_01 36:53

That yeah, that's true. I mean, he's a big thing.

SPEAKER_04 36:55

I think he I don't think he tricked her. I think he trained her.

SPEAKER_03 36:59

Oh, if you're gonna train, you should do much better than sloppy trick. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what you're saying? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:07

Yeah, was that it? Sure.

SPEAKER_04 37:11

There you go. Keep track of your favorite video and let us know.

SPEAKER_01 37:15

I can tell you know what mine's not. All right.

SPEAKER_04 37:17

The peanut butter one? Yeah, my goodness.

SPEAKER_01 37:20

No, the gut, anyway.

SPEAKER_04 37:21

Oh, the gum. That's right. You like that one. You like that the bubble gut gum. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there you go. So we're moving on to our next segment. That is Awesomeness. Uh it's serious taste. Serious taste. All right, got some questions for you. All right, so um wrestle. Just pineapple with all pizza.

SPEAKER_01 37:40

Pineapple 100%.

SPEAKER_04 37:42

Oh. 100% yes, 100%. She's doubled down. My daughter loves it, but no, I'm saying that.

SPEAKER_01 37:48

My favorite. One of my favorite pizza. One of my favorite pizzas. Thin crust, pineapple with onions. So you're saying no.

SPEAKER_04 37:58

I'm saying that doesn't sound like a pizza. That sounds like you have uh like an onion crust or a pineapple crust.

SPEAKER_01 38:04

Okay, then what makes a pizza?

SPEAKER_04 38:06

Sauce, cheese, and then some kind of meat from something that had parents.

SPEAKER_01 38:10

What if it's a veggie pizza?

SPEAKER_03 38:11

Then it's not a pizza. It's not a pizza pizza pizza. Okay, you can call it a veggie pizza then. Fine. But if you if someone goes, I'll have a pizza, they want something like sausage or pepperoni, which is what I would say.

SPEAKER_04 38:21

Cheese and sauce.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

Well, I don't want that.

SPEAKER_04 38:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:24

I want a pineapple pizza.

SPEAKER_04 38:26

I wouldn't eat your pizza. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:28

Or barbecue chicken pizza.

SPEAKER_03 38:29

There you go. I feel like you're trying to avoid a meat.

SPEAKER_01 38:32

Yeah, so chicken is a meat.

SPEAKER_03 38:34

But I feel like you're that's like a sidestep. Chicken pickle wants.

SPEAKER_04 38:37

No, I will say they have recently come out with the barbecue chicken pizza or the Alfredo pizzas. Those are actually pretty good, but not they're not my go-to's, but I'll taste them and like, okay. Uh, but I like a meat lover's pizza. That's my first choice. See? Yeah. I will say, however, that the thin crust pineapple with onion is fire. I think it may taste good, but you don't call it a pizza. Call it with another name.

SPEAKER_05 39:01

What?

SPEAKER_04 39:02

It's not a name. It's not a pizza. Is there pizza sauce on this? Yeah. Yeah. There's marinara. Is there cheese on it? Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 39:09

Well, the way you, I mean, it sounded like you just had like dough and pinnacle.

SPEAKER_01 39:13

No, this isn't like.

SPEAKER_03 39:18

That is something else you've made.

SPEAKER_01 39:20

It's got pizza sauce, it's got cheese on it.

SPEAKER_03 39:22

Okay. I mean So it's a wannabe pizza. I get it.

SPEAKER_01 39:25

Well, no, if is a cheese pizza a pizza?

SPEAKER_03 39:28

I would That's what I thought. I would have one. I mean, but to me, that's like that's like that's the basic of a pizza, and you build from there.

SPEAKER_04 39:36

But you don't build with things that don't, you don't just reach into the garden and grab any old thing.

SPEAKER_01 39:40

Well, I do. I don't grab any old thing. I grab some pineapple, not out of my garden, because we live in Tennessee and we don't grow pineapples too.

SPEAKER_04 39:48

Okay, outside of pineapple for you and outside of meat, whatever, is there a topping that you do not want on your pizza?

SPEAKER_01 39:54

Anchovy. I do not want that phone.

SPEAKER_04 39:56

I mean, I think it's across the board that people like mushroom.

SPEAKER_01 39:59

I do not want to pick it up.

SPEAKER_04 40:00

I'll take zero vegetables on mine.

SPEAKER_03 40:02

I don't want any anything she names where she goes, I want on mine on my pizza, I'll be like, don't put that on mine. Yeah, like green pepper. Why would you put chicken on the pepper? Chicken's a vegetable. Really? No.

unknown 40:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:15

Just give me some sausage or pepperoni or both, a good amount of sauce, cheese, and a I think that the topping that goes well with a lot of things on pizza, whether it's meat or what you're saying is onion. I like onion to be on there.

SPEAKER_01 40:28

I do like onion.

SPEAKER_04 40:29

I like onion and then like a meat for choice.

SPEAKER_01 40:32

Okay, favorite pizza place.

SPEAKER_04 40:34

We talked about this. We talked because we've talked about thin crust or we talked about like thick crust or pan, whatever. Right. Um, but I you know, here locally, what we found, there's Prince Street Pizza that's uh in Gallatin area.

SPEAKER_01 40:49

Yeah, that's yummy.

SPEAKER_04 40:50

They make an awesome pizza. And then here close by the thin crust pizza, the Bellos Chinos, Sinos, whatever it is.

SPEAKER_01 40:58

Bellosinos.

SPEAKER_04 40:59

Yeah, pizza perfect downtown, really good. It's really good. And then uh that fancy place, Domino's. Yeah, Domino's has always got a good one. Papa John's, Jill's Marco's. I could name pizza places for days.

SPEAKER_01 41:11

What is the name of that place um in town? I really like it. It's in Lebanon. CC's. They closed one. No, they closed one. Um you're laughing, man. Uh Pantura.

SPEAKER_03 41:24

Yeah, I feel like it was gonna be something fancy and you're like CC's pizza and then $7.99, all you can eat.

SPEAKER_04 41:31

Hey, I want this type of pizza. Or what's the what's the what's the stupid thing?

SPEAKER_03 41:37

The shell station with the pizza that's been there for four days.

SPEAKER_04 41:39

Yeah, what's what's the stupid place?

SPEAKER_01 41:41

Little Caesars?

SPEAKER_04 41:42

No, the place where you go and buy pizza, you gotta go home and cook it. Oh, yeah, Papa Murphy's. Golly, man, that makes sense. I I had a lot of buddies who got that over and over again, and and now I was like not into it, whatever. Then there was one time I was like, you know what? I hear him talk about it all the time. I'm gonna go check it out. I walked in and they had the pizza in there, and now and honestly, what turned me off was two things. First, when I looked on it, I saw the price, I was like, you're gonna charge that much pizza, and I gotta go home and cook it.

SPEAKER_01 42:09

Right.

SPEAKER_04 42:09

That's what turned me off on this.

SPEAKER_03 42:11

They did all the hard work.

SPEAKER_01 42:12

Just get a Dijorno.

SPEAKER_04 42:13

It is a Georgiorno. No, just get get a Dijorno?

SPEAKER_01 42:16

Yeah, what did I say?

SPEAKER_04 42:17

A Jorno? Yeah, Barron's Pizza. Yeah. A red bear pizza. Oh, you like the Red Baron's pizza.

SPEAKER_01 42:23

But it that's like that place in Nashville. There's I mean, it's it's a nice place, but it's about uh cooking, like cook your own uh pancakes. And we took um when your mom was in town and we took the kids when they were little, and there was like a big skillet in the middle of your table, and they bring you all these different pancake batteries, and you cook your own pancake. And at one point, I'm standing up and everybody's there, and I'm cooking the pancake, and I was like, Why am I paying to be at this restaurant when I do this? I do this at home. This is what I do at home.

SPEAKER_04 42:58

But I made this massive pancake and I am able to turn it. It was Uncle Bucky made it. And it was massive, and I was able to turn it over. I had two spatulas.

SPEAKER_05 43:08

I was like, it was awesome.

SPEAKER_04 43:11

If I'll find video of it, I'll put it on it.

SPEAKER_03 43:13

Do you ever recall a place called uh oh the places slipped my mind now? Applebee's Schlotsky's Dell.

SPEAKER_01 43:20

Oh, Schlotsky's, yeah. That's from Austin, Texas.

SPEAKER_04 43:22

They used to have a sourdough pizza. Oh, pizza, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:26

Yeah, I mean they had a little personal pan.

SPEAKER_00 43:29

I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_03 43:30

Sourdough pizza that it was close to the house we used to live in. And uh like on Tuesdays, you could buy one, get one free or something. We would go get like four or five of these little I thought their sandwiches are pretty good.

SPEAKER_04 43:42

Yeah, they were, but I mean, if you've ever had the sourd sourdough pizza on sourdough bread was pretty good. All right, well, speaking of restaurants, um Chick fil A, are they the pinnacle of the chicken sandwich?

SPEAKER_01 43:54

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 43:54

It's like the best place you can get a chicken sandwich, fast food.

SPEAKER_01 43:57

My favorite chicken sandwich.

SPEAKER_04 43:59

Number one or number two? Yeah. Is that your number one? I mean it it's it's up there between that and Popeye's has a really good chicken sandwich. That's what I was gonna say. I'm not I'm not trying to diss the gospel bird, but Popeye's is fire. It's in my opinion, better than the better than the um Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A's. I like Chick fil A. I say with that face because I know that people would be shocked. I like the different amounts of chicken, different ways you can get the chicken and stuff that I do at Popeye's. Popeye's has great biscuits and money on those biscuits are great, right? But Chick-fil-A, I think, as a whole, I like better.

SPEAKER_01 44:33

I got two things. Well, three things the bun, the pickle, and it's my and it's my pleasure. No, the that's the thing.

SPEAKER_04 44:41

I mean here's the thing with that. I was gonna I was gonna mention the exact same thing is that that with Popeye's uh the sandwich itself tastes way better than Chick-fil-A's. However, when you go to Chick-fil-A, there is a next level of customer service. Sure, sure. There's a different level. It really is because it's their pleasure. It is their pleasure. And they go around, they come, they if you dine in, they'll come and get your uh your drink because they want you to go ahead and get out of there.

SPEAKER_01 45:12

They're just maybe waffle fries, yummy. Yep, yeah, yeah, but that pickle and that bun.

SPEAKER_04 45:18

Their uh their lemonade and sweet tea, pretty good. They got new stuff right now. They got a pimento cheese sandwich. I like pimento cheese. One of my children work there, and so I I get the inside before it happens.

SPEAKER_01 45:28

Pimento cheese.

SPEAKER_03 45:29

See, they put it on a chicken sandwich.

SPEAKER_01 45:31

Yeah, Chad's from North Carolina. I'm from Texas and Kansas, and I didn't grow up with pimento cheese. Pimento cheese is a whole mystery thing to me.

SPEAKER_03 45:39

Yeah, well, we didn't grow up with pink eye either, but we listened.

unknown 45:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:45

Oh my god. I didn't grow up with styes in my eyes, like stalactites in my eyes. We grew up with pimentoes in our cheese. I grew up watching. Have you ever had it heated?

SPEAKER_05 45:55

But what is that?

SPEAKER_04 45:56

Have you ever watched it heated? Yeah, yeah. Heat it up. It's so good. Oh yeah, like coasted? Cold is good. No. But that's not that's not the way you're supposed to do it. You're supposed to get you a little grilled cheese action or whatever, or it's fire. It's so good.

SPEAKER_01 46:11

What is it actually?

SPEAKER_04 46:12

Cheese with pimentos in it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:13

Like, where do they get the pimentos?

SPEAKER_03 46:15

You're asking too many questions.

SPEAKER_01 46:17

Yeah, these are the questions I want to know.

SPEAKER_03 46:18

Yeah. She's wondering where they get the pimentos. Why she had pink eye and styles all I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 46:24

She's like, where do those pimentos come from? There's little olives, they take they harvest them out of the little olives.

SPEAKER_01 46:29

And they give them to Olive Garden?

SPEAKER_04 46:30

Yeah. They give the olives to Olive Garden, give the pintos to the cheese people. I'll tell you a secret of mine. A third chicken sandwich to go get.

SPEAKER_01 46:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 46:39

Waffle House. No kidding. People think of it as a breakfast or waffles. They have a fantastic chicken sandwich. Well, I can tell you right now, if I ever go to Waffle House, it's because I'm moved for waffles or breakfast food, but I never have considered it.

SPEAKER_03 46:54

Go there for lunch and get Waffle House sauce. You have to ask for it. It's like a special thing. Not everybody knows it's not at the table.

SPEAKER_01 47:00

It's a Jared thing. They only keep it for it.

SPEAKER_04 47:04

Here he comes. Not just come home and get it from the back.

SPEAKER_01 47:07

Get out the black packet.

SPEAKER_04 47:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:10

That's funny. Like nobody else. No, no, no. It's really like soy.

SPEAKER_03 47:14

It's a real thing. Yeah. It's like Waffle House sauce. I'm for it. Waffle House sauce. Yeah, Google it.

SPEAKER_01 47:20

Okay, let me ask you this because I didn't grow up in the South, but in Waffle House, then, do they see the Waffle House is not? Yeah, but it's popular in the South. It's very popular in the South. 24 hours a day. Waffle and chicken, is that where it comes from with the Waffle House then?

SPEAKER_04 47:37

No, no, no. I think Waffle and Chicken came from more of an urban culture.

SPEAKER_01 47:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 47:41

A place called Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles.

SPEAKER_01 47:43

Because I didn't grow up with waffles and chicken.

SPEAKER_04 47:46

No, I'm not I'm not suggesting get them together.

SPEAKER_01 47:48

Oh, at Waffle House? Do you like that?

SPEAKER_04 47:50

I'm saying, yes, they serve both. But when you go, get you a grilled chicken sandwich.

SPEAKER_01 47:54

A grilled, not fried. No. Oh, I thought this whole time you were talking about fried chicken.

SPEAKER_03 47:59

No, this is a grilled chicken sandwich at Waffle House.

SPEAKER_01 48:01

So they have grilled chicken at Chicago, it's not known.

SPEAKER_03 48:04

No, at Popeye's is it's that's a that's a fried.

SPEAKER_01 48:07

So what were we talking about at Chick-fil-A? Were we talking about grilled or fried?

SPEAKER_04 48:10

No, we're just talking about a chicken sandwich. Chicken sandwich, whatever you like. Grilled fried, pickled chicken front.

SPEAKER_03 48:18

Okay. I think they're good, but nobody nobody cares about what you what do you like, not what you don't.

SPEAKER_01 48:23

I like the fried chicken sandwiches at Chick-fil-A, but I wouldn't say the grilled chicken sandwiches at Chick-fil-A, I wouldn't. Really? They're good.

SPEAKER_03 48:30

Maybe you're I don't think you're eating them right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:33

Yeah. But I'm not eating them. I'm putting them in my eye.

SPEAKER_04 48:37

Everything else going there. Maybe a reason why you're getting so much pink out of all this chicken in this. Okay, let me ask you the last question here. All right, what do you got? Um, would you rather sneeze confetti or sweat and maple syrup to go along with the waffle and fries?

SPEAKER_01 48:52

Sweat maple syrup if you're getting waffles.

SPEAKER_04 48:54

Answer's so quick and you're so wrong.

SPEAKER_03 48:56

That's gross. It's pretty gross. Anybody sweating maple?

SPEAKER_01 48:59

Like that's where they get the maple syrup at Waffle House. I think that's what they clean the tables with. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:04

Like we have a big breakfast kids and go out and do some yard work, come back inside, and playing your.

SPEAKER_01 49:09

That's the packet sauce that you're getting at Waffle House.

SPEAKER_04 49:11

No, it's not. It's a somebody's sweat. Yeah, horse's sweat back there.

SPEAKER_01 49:17

Horse's Horuses.

SPEAKER_04 49:18

Horuses. Okay. It's a family name.

SPEAKER_01 49:21

Betty's back there, like sweating and just back sweat. Betty's back sweat is what you're putting on your side.

SPEAKER_04 49:29

Like a squeegee demo. Do you need extra syrup?

SPEAKER_03 49:32

And then they come over there and scratch off Betty.

SPEAKER_01 49:34

That's what you're putting on your waffles.

SPEAKER_03 49:36

No.

SPEAKER_01 49:37

It's Jared's sauce.

SPEAKER_03 49:39

It's not Jared's sauce. It's not something made for Betty. They can offer. It's called Waffle House.

SPEAKER_04 49:44

They got the can with the white label and they got Sharpie Jared's sauce just written on there.

SPEAKER_03 49:49

It's just a picture of Jared. It's just mayonnaise and ketchup mixed together. Why am I summing them up? Because you like it.

SPEAKER_01 49:57

Two thumbs up.

SPEAKER_04 49:58

Yeah, two thumbs up for a little bit. Jared Jared Salt. Waffle House only. Yeah, golly. Jared Salt. That's this is serious.