Ep #66 '250 Years of Freedom'

Fourth of July fireworks in the South are the real deal. This week we talk everything America - best U.S. fireworks celebrations, celebrating July 4th in Tennessee - plus news, reels, and our takes on 4th of July food and fun -  because THIS IS SERIOUS! 

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SPEAKER_06 0:02

I am wearing a crown. My daughter gave this to me for Father's Day. Um I like Slick Rick, and he's the ruler. Yeah. So that was kind of a little something to think. Missing the eye patch.

SPEAKER_01 0:14

When I look at you, I think of Slick Rick.

SPEAKER_06 0:16

That does my heart good more than it probably should. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:21

That's all I think.

unknown 0:25

Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 0:25

You can refer to me the whole episode if you'd like as the ruler if you want. I'd let that slide.

SPEAKER_01 0:30

We're in America now, so we don't do that.

SPEAKER_06 0:33

Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Crack that.

SPEAKER_03 0:38

Look at this. Come on. America. Dang it, Chad. That is an uh forth your life stuff right there.

SPEAKER_01 0:45

There's nothing like sweetness. America. There's nothing like a look for it.

SPEAKER_03 0:51

In your own mic. I know.

SPEAKER_06 0:53

You're the one that hates that.

SPEAKER_03 0:54

Alright, that's a good idea. That's a lot. I learned that from um Tom Cruise and Paul Newman in that movie.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

Oh, when you were hanging out with him?

SPEAKER_03 1:03

They did some kind of bartending trick. Yeah? I don't know. All right.

SPEAKER_01 1:08

Interesting.

SPEAKER_03 1:09

LaCroix. That ain't American. Ready to get? It's Canadian in it. What is that? Canadian in it? It tastes like Canadian. Canada. Tastes like Canada. It tastes like Canadian. You guys ready? Yeah. Okay. Three, two, one. You ready? Yeah. Hey, I'm Chad Davis. And if you like clean comedy and you like Christian creatives with uh people who don't take themselves seriously. Right. And that's us. All that good stuff. And we're Christian creators are celebrated, and we might slide in a poop joke or two. Then you've come to the right place, my friend. I actually spitted. Slide in a poop joke. You mean out of poop joke or two? Yeah, slide out of poop joke. Slide in. Yeah. You slide in the third.

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Oh, stop. Diarrhea.

SPEAKER_03 2:07

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Doing doing great. And we've been shooting lots of Nashville nonsense stuff and uh writing and preparing, and the old couple, Earl and Edna, are coming back. We've got some stuff in the tank for that. I love those.

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You know, you know why I love those? I know you get to have her have makeup on and make her look younger, uh older.

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Oh I like it because I can verbally abuse her and I can get away with it.

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Yeah, it's a blessing. It's like therapy.

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Yeah. Amber's like, yeah, I thought you were gonna do it when you when you when you're doing it, you're like, I thought you were gonna write new stuff. You said this stuff two days ago to me. We were in the driveway, you yelled that stuff at me.

SPEAKER_03 3:33

And you were hollering.

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SPEAKER_03 4:43

We dare you. Mm-hmm. Participate. Triple Drive do something. Uh so yeah, uh listen, one of the greatest holidays is upon us. Yes. Just here in a few days. Woohoo! America's birthday, 250. Woohoo! What was July 4th? That's right. Look, we went so hard, we took the crown right there, took it back from them. How do you blow a 13 colony league? Come on. That's nice. That's nice.

SPEAKER_07 5:13

Yeah. Mark. Yeah. Well done.

SPEAKER_03 5:17

That's right. Polo is what's up. Hey, and you know what um they, you know, actually what they call uh the July 4th uh in the UK. Just a work day. Just yeah, there's nothing special. Yeah, just another day.

SPEAKER_01 5:32

I actually was in Amsterdam on a 4th of July one year, and I was pretty stupid because I was wearing well not stupid. Do you remember those Spud McKenzie t-shirts? Like Spud McKenzie.

SPEAKER_04 5:47

The dog.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

Um anyways, he had an American flag in his mouth and it was a t-shirt, and I'm walking around Amsterdam on 4th of July, and I'm like, there's nobody wearing anything remotely American. Like I'm just walking around like a crazy person. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 6:05

Like a free person. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:06

But I was saying, hey, happy Fourth of July to everybody. They were not having it.

SPEAKER_06 6:11

In Amsterdam, you were saying that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:14

And they were not having it.

SPEAKER_06 6:15

No.

SPEAKER_01 6:15

They don't want to have any. They were all drugged up, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_03 6:19

Does does like but does like London make that Amsterdam? London, I mean, or not London, but UK did do they have like a Independence Day? Are we the only country that sells the well they celebrate Magna Carta?

SPEAKER_01 6:30

They have, yeah, they they don't have uh their declaration is Magna Carta, which was a Jay-Z album. It's a magic.

SPEAKER_06 6:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 6:40

It's their freedom, like as far as um from King Jor John, I guess, because King John was like a a tyrant.

SPEAKER_06 6:47

He was a real tyrant, he was a real meaning. He was the worst.

SPEAKER_01 6:50

Well, he's the one that like you know, the what's that uh Robin Hood, like the cartoon? Oh yeah. Robin Hood, and then they have King John with the Fox. It's like King Richard was like the they have King Richard, it's the lioness, and this is the way we need your brother with all the history stuff.

SPEAKER_04 7:04

Yeah, he would definitely know. He's more into Roman stuff though.

SPEAKER_01 7:08

Oh but yeah, it's pretty, yeah, that's pretty interesting. Okay. Yeah. So I got some uh I got some US news to celebrate our country.

SPEAKER_03 7:17

Fitty.

SPEAKER_01 7:18

Yeah. So a couple things. Um first thing is that we've got, of course, the World Cup going on right now.

SPEAKER_03 7:25

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 7:25

And as we are recording this, well, USA is going to play on July 1st, their next big game. They have a game as we're recording this. It's already played in the back since we just dropped this episode, but they're playing Turkey this week that we're recording it. But um the you know, Europe is taking over and everybody's seeing all the cool reels. I don't know if you've been watching all the reels and all the the Instagram stuff and YouTube stuff on all the Europeans taking over. Have you seen that, Jared?

SPEAKER_06 7:58

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 7:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:59

No, I'm not into the news or yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:01

So well, the World Cup is here. It's actually North America. The World Cups in North America. It's played in Mexico, Canada, and here. But it's I think six city.

SPEAKER_06 8:10

When you say here, are you saying like Tennessee?

SPEAKER_01 8:12

Sixteen cities across Mexico, Canada, and United States. So in the United States, it's um Jersey, New Jersey, Philadelphia.

SPEAKER_03 8:22

Tampa or Florida. Is it Florida?

SPEAKER_01 8:24

Um, Florida. No, um Dallas is another one, LA, um, somewhere in Washington, I think Seattle, um, Chicago.

SPEAKER_07 8:35

Right.

SPEAKER_01 8:35

Anyway, so they're all over and they're playing.

SPEAKER_06 8:37

And it's like they take Atlanta, it's another one. Yeah, any any high, high crime area. Right.

SPEAKER_01 8:43

Well, the Engl the English team, they had to bring in saunas to acclimate their bodies to the heat because they couldn't they couldn't handle it at the end.

SPEAKER_06 8:54

Couldn't handle American heat.

SPEAKER_01 8:55

We're bringing the heat. Yeah, so they couldn't handle it. I found out that the U.S. soccer team, their practice field or where their training is, is in Georgia, in Atlanta.

SPEAKER_06 9:07

Georgia.

SPEAKER_01 9:08

So that's kind of cool. But all these Europeans are coming over and they're finding some really cool stuff that they love. And here's one of the things that they are finding that they love.

SPEAKER_00 9:17

International World Cup fans have discovered one of America's greatest treasures, and now the TSA has been forced to step in. The agency is reminding travelers that ranch dressing counts as a liquid after a wave of international visitors apparently fell in love with the condiment during the World Cup. In a social media post, TSA wrote, if you're visiting for a very large sporting event and you happen to discover ranch while you're here, please pack it in your checked bag on the phone. Thank you. Then they later added, please avoid chugging your ranch outside security. Well, you're not gonna get sick. After she wrote, Why didn't no one tell me ranch sauce is like crack? You're up, we need ranch ASAP. Others have been raving about everything from Waffle House to Texas Roadhouse to raising canes. TSA says if you want to take ranch home, put full-size bottles in your checked luggage, or as many Americans suggested online, bring home ranch seasoning packets and make your own. And that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_06 10:17

I've heard so many things compared to this crack and I've never tried it, but it makes me want to go like maybe we should just go straight to the crack.

SPEAKER_05 10:25

Everything is like it's always a Christmas crack.

SPEAKER_06 10:29

It's some kind of dessert that they'll give. I'm like, I'm very interested in what they keep comparing it to. If this is so great that everything is compared to it, why not just try the crack?

SPEAKER_03 10:41

Okay, maybe it's not good owned, but I'm just saying Or it's so good you gotta slap your mama.

SPEAKER_01 10:46

Yeah. I'm sure a lot of crack kids are slapping their mama.

SPEAKER_03 10:50

Really? Probably on crack. It had to have been.

SPEAKER_01 10:54

But I thought this was pretty crazy that people are like going bananas over the city. Over some ranch.

SPEAKER_06 10:58

I mean, ranch is good.

SPEAKER_01 10:59

It is good.

SPEAKER_06 11:00

And I can tell you this, if you had never had it and you were to go to UK and go, what is this? And you'd be like, why don't we have the like why don't they have ranch over in the I don't know. I don't think they have a lot of peanut butter either.

SPEAKER_01 11:12

They don't have a lot of peanut butter. There's a lot of stuff we don't have ice. Peanut butter and ranch.

SPEAKER_06 11:16

They don't have ice. I know that for a fact. Yeah. When I was in Europe, you know, I got my Coke from McDonald's, it comes with no ice. I'm like, hey man, can I get a cup of ice? Like, we don't have ice.

SPEAKER_03 11:24

I'm like, You got water in the refrigerator, don't you? Yeah, we've seen all these videos where it almost seems like America's PR team is not that good. Like we have all these hidden gems and they're like being found out now.

SPEAKER_01 11:37

Right. Barbecue is a big gym that people are going bananas over barbecue.

SPEAKER_03 11:41

Really?

SPEAKER_01 11:42

Yeah. In Texas, because they played in Texas, like in Dallas. So a lot of people are having barbecue. They're not having it in North Carolina, but in in Texas, they're having barbecue.

SPEAKER_03 11:53

This is where I get sauce. Well, see, come on. You're gonna get him riled up here.

SPEAKER_01 11:57

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_07 11:58

He gets riled up in his barbecue.

SPEAKER_03 12:00

But no, well, barbecue is pork, people.

SPEAKER_01 12:03

Yeah, so Texas brisket.

SPEAKER_03 12:05

Brisket, that's what you call beef.

SPEAKER_06 12:07

What would you just call if you had a grilled chicken with barbecue sauce on that? Well, what would how would you what would you call that?

SPEAKER_01 12:15

Yeah, I call it barbecue chicken. Barbecue chicken sandwich.

SPEAKER_03 12:18

Right, okay. And that's that's not pork. And it's so good. But it's just barbecued chicken. It just says barbecue.

unknown 12:24

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 12:24

I'll be okay with barbecue beef.

SPEAKER_01 12:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:27

I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_01 12:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 12:28

Okay. But if you say but if I invite you over and go, man, I'm having barbecue, then you're expecting pork. Um well nowadays I'm gonna ask. If I'm in Tennessee, I'm gonna ask. If I'm in North Carolina, I'm like, oh yeah, let's go. You know, you know it's pig, it's coming.

SPEAKER_01 12:39

Yeah, and you know it's vinegar based.

SPEAKER_03 12:41

And it's gonna be amazing. Yes. That's what I know. I don't have to ask. That's what I know. Yeah. That's crazy. Somewhere in Tennessee invites you to barbecue, you gotta ask. You're like, what do you mean? No, well it means they're gonna have baked beans and yeah, that's good. Like, now listen, uh, right there in Memphis, they're gonna throw down some barbecue. Yes. And a lot of ribs and rendezvous.

SPEAKER_01 13:01

That's the big restaurant there.

SPEAKER_03 13:03

Anyways.

SPEAKER_01 13:04

But other places, other things that are going like viral is not I mean the ranch, the barbecue, and also free refills. That was the big thing.

SPEAKER_03 13:11

Yeah, do you see that?

SPEAKER_01 13:12

It's like because in other other countries they don't have free refills.

SPEAKER_06 13:16

Well, in other countries, do they pay four dollars for that coke that they just bought?

SPEAKER_01 13:19

That's why people are going bananas.

SPEAKER_06 13:21

They're like friend refill.

SPEAKER_03 13:22

You bought two of them at the beginning with, you just didn't drink all of them. Right. There was like, well, yeah, well, the one famous reels going on right now, this uh guy from uh Italy or something like that. I think he's from Italy, yeah. And he gets us Coke, and uh anyway, he finds out that it's free refill. So he's like, I'm gonna drink a thousand of these. Like, you can't drink watch me. And he's like, just down on them.

SPEAKER_01 13:42

He's going crazy. Like, I can't believe this is a thing.

SPEAKER_06 13:46

It's like getting off the ship and then like somebody telling you it's duty free. Yeah. And they're like, What's duty? And you're like, oh, there's a lot of duty that you don't know about. This is duty free, and you're like, Oh, I'll buy all of it then. Yeah, stuff like that.

SPEAKER_01 13:58

Yeah, it's crazy. People are going bananas over the pre-refills, and people are going bananas over air conditioning.

SPEAKER_06 14:04

I don't know if you can say they're going bananas over ranch.

SPEAKER_01 14:06

Well, they're going crazy over air conditioning, too, because they're not used to air conditioning.

SPEAKER_06 14:10

That checks out. I have to have AC.

SPEAKER_01 14:12

So, and because they're going in, they're saying like you go into like Walmart or a grocery store and it's like winter, and then you come out and it's summer, and then they're like ver videos of people going in and out of the state.

SPEAKER_06 14:25

Yeah, they think the homeless are stupid, of course. They're not just running in these places to come on, man. Come on.

SPEAKER_01 14:32

Okay, and so there we go. And we got um, okay, so this is pretty cool. So US soccer team prays before they at the end of the match and before, so this is kind of cool that they sweet. They are two zip on Australia. I mean, look at all of them. It's a whole team praise together. It's a cool team. So it's a team that's gonna win. Well, they won. They beat Australia um since we aired this. Um, and after the game, they all got together and they prayed. But it's not just the American teams doing this, it's several other teams, and it's like prayer and like faith is like exploding on the world stage on the World Cup. It's pretty cool to see.

SPEAKER_06 15:23

It's awesome. Yeah, yeah. So that's to happen in the NFL and the NBA and the MLB. Yeah, especially in the MLB. Oh, maybe you started on that man. Thank you for the Rangers. Rangers didn't cave. No, they didn't. No, and we I was uh I was in Washington uh recently and saw where they had the whole thing, you know, they just had that fight recently for the 250th uh maybe it was was it first? It was was it Trump's birthday?

SPEAKER_03 15:49

No, it was the it was the White House celebration of the 250th ECHA.

SPEAKER_06 15:53

It just happened. I was there like the week before that, so I saw they had that whole thing set up on the lawn. Oh, you see, like the week before. Correct, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 16:00

Oh, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_06 16:02

Uh I mean I watched the fight like you know live like everybody else on TV. But no, we were down there with my my daughter had a uh history club meeting or history club thing that we went to Washington. Yeah. And uh saw a quiet I mean, we were there for like four days and walked like 10, 12 miles a day. That's crazy. Did so much stuff, man. Uh really cool. But they it was all set up for this 250. What is that?

SPEAKER_01 16:26

I was looking it up. How many did they have? So 4300 people attended the live event that was ticketed, but there was eighty-five thousand fans in the ellipse.

SPEAKER_06 16:39

Right outside of the I mean, I wasn't there during that, I was there beforehand. That's they had it set up, but bonkers. So a lot of people that showed up for it.

SPEAKER_01 16:47

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_06 16:48

Some good fights too. If you have Paramount, go check them out.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

Now, is that what you said that you couldn't tour the White House? Was that why? I wonder.

SPEAKER_06 16:55

Is because no, we actually technically the the the group we were with, it was too large of a group, and we're like, you know, you have to do that stuff months in advance. And the people who were doing it, it just did it didn't work out with the timing of us being there. You can you could still like they uh they allowed tours, we just didn't get to tour the White House this week. We did we did several other things though.

SPEAKER_01 17:14

Did you say this is my house that I paid for? Can I please do it? Can I have a tour of my house?

SPEAKER_06 17:21

No, no, we got pretty close to it though. I mean, as close as you could get. There's a lot of construction and just like stuff up.

SPEAKER_01 17:26

What was your favorite thing that you did on your trip?

SPEAKER_06 17:27

Uh the Lincoln Memorial. Oh yeah. It's so big, but it's so cool to see. You can get so close to it. And then they have that reflection pool, but it was drained. Oh, it was drained? Yeah, well, it's the biggest thing right now is going on the news with that thing.

SPEAKER_03 17:40

There's no water in it when they're like fixing it or something wrong with it or something. That's the thing. They were trying to revamp it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And they spent uh we you know, our government spent like millions and millions of dollars, and it's a political issue right now because they caught people vandalizing that pool, and that's why it's tore up now. They fixed it and then they caught people vandalizing it. That's bananas.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

They're vandalizing.

SPEAKER_03 18:01

There's so much stuff too. I saw the changing of the guard, and super cool. Kennedy's grave. Were you talking about something where you saw it doesn't happen all the time, but someone gets out of order or something?

SPEAKER_06 18:12

Or man, like when you go up to it, there there's just a it's just one guard and he's walking on this on this like carpet, whatever, yeah. Just like an area, and he goes back and forth uh protecting the grave, and then when the the changing of it, one guard brings out another guard, and then they they kind of have talk or not talk. I mean, you know, there's instructions or things that he's saying, he's checking his gun and you know, just doing stuff. And when you step up to it, there's signs that say, you know, no talking, be quiet, be respectful. And some people were speaking, I guess, too loudly. And where we were, I was on the other side, but I mean it was still within distance. Some people not in our group, they were talking too much. The guy stepped off of the thing, and they almost talked like not making fun of them, but you know how you know Batman speaks in a movie. Yeah, that's how like the main guy that he swapped. Like, I th I don't know if that's how they teach him to talk, but I mean like they said something. I can't even tell you what he said, not because I just can understand him. He mumbled something to them and said something, and they stopped whatever they was doing, and then he walked back to the that thing and then start walking back and forth. And somebody was like, Oh, so this is like, yeah, he's this this isn't like for show. He's out there protecting that grave and making sure you don't speak, and they're up there 24 hours a day. That's right, no break. Seven days a week. The lady's around, yeah, no matter what. And whether that the you can only walk, you know, there is a time that the park closes. Or the not I say park, it's not a park, I'm sorry, it's a cemetery. Then there is a time it closes, but even when it closes, they still change out that guard. I can't remember the exact what the lady said, but it was maybe it's like they change it out every hour or half hour during open time. Right. And when it's closed, they do it like every two hours, but still, and it's done the exact same way that they show it's it's a very serious ordeal. It's not too much. They will say something to you. And he's got a loaded gun on him, too.

SPEAKER_01 20:07

And they're guarding the unknown, like it's the tomb of the unknown soldiers.

SPEAKER_06 20:11

There's three, I think, left in there. Is what they said. There were more than there was, I think, two other ones, but since DNA and stuff had come about, they were able to locate where the two were from. So they so two of the remains were sent to their original state. There are still three that are unknown, and they will never, like I I think like like those people are so old that like that they won't, like even if stuff comes about, like they don't have any record of what they will be guarded forever. I remember who they are. That's right.

SPEAKER_01 20:42

It's just the most solemn, beautiful place. It's just so peaceful, and it's of course you know that guy's very cool to walk around and see.

SPEAKER_06 20:51

We did so much. Saw the Lincoln with the Lincoln theater. Yeah, very cool.

SPEAKER_03 20:55

Yeah. Did you did you uh do the track where you jumped off the balcony? No, no, you could see the balcony. That uh could you make the jump?

SPEAKER_06 21:05

I mean, I guess if you had just murdered somebody, yeah, you could, but like it it look, I mean, I would guess it to be about 12 to 13 feet high, and then it's onto a stage.

SPEAKER_01 21:15

I think he broke his foot or something when he jumped, right?

SPEAKER_06 21:19

And he was on the run for like 12 days.

SPEAKER_01 21:21

Yeah, yeah, that's wild. Yeah, that is wild. Very cool.

SPEAKER_06 21:24

Give me a good chance to go.

SPEAKER_01 21:26

Yeah, take it. That's awesome. Did you see like did Lincoln get up like in not at the museum?

SPEAKER_07 21:32

No, no, because he didn't know the little thing.

SPEAKER_06 21:35

But we did have uh whoever um the the Miss Roundtree who who set it up did a wonderful job. They had we had uh one of our dinners, we had a Lincoln impersonator, and the guy came in and you know the all the kids got to go up to Mr. President, and he talked to all of them, and it was very good, very, very cool. Oh, that was a cool experience. Yeah, yeah, it's shout out Miss Roundtree, Christina Roundtree.

SPEAKER_01 21:54

Great, America, awesome. Well, um apparently America's got a new theme song. Um

SPEAKER_06 22:01

What is that? This is what was our original theme song?

SPEAKER_01 22:03

Going around. Well, America the Beautiful, I guess. Okay. But this has become very popular, and all the other countries in the world at the World Cup are singing this.

SPEAKER_03 22:14

Oh, is it the Slinger song? Country Road? I hear that a lot. Is it?

SPEAKER_01 22:19

It is.

SPEAKER_03 22:57

They love the chants. I like them too.

SPEAKER_06 23:02

That's cool. It's cool when everyone singed too and they know what they're doing.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

It's pretty crazy that's cool. Everybody's singing, but it's like, I mean, that crowd was full of mostly Australians and Americans, but there was lots of people that were from other countries that English is not their language. And so they're still singing.

SPEAKER_03 23:19

They're still singing.

SPEAKER_01 23:20

Yeah. It's pretty awesome.

SPEAKER_03 23:21

That's the only English they know, isn't it? The lyrics of that happy birthday song.

SPEAKER_01 23:26

That's right.

unknown 23:27

They're just singing that.

SPEAKER_01 23:29

So we're gonna talk about 4th of July. Here is something they're having the best Fourth of July um firework show that I've seen in a long time. I don't know if y'all saw this. Have you seen this?

SPEAKER_02 23:42

I did see this.

SPEAKER_01 23:43

Fireworks standing on fire the other day.

SPEAKER_06 23:57

This one.

SPEAKER_01 23:58

Look at that.

SPEAKER_06 24:00

Can you imagine driving by and be like, well, we'll just stop? Yeah, watch. I tell the kids enjoy it. Yeah, at least it was in the evening when you could see it all. How much trouble is that guy in?

SPEAKER_01 24:08

Oh man, I don't know how it started, but can you imagine calling the owner and being like, I've got good news in the world?

SPEAKER_05 24:14

What's going on? Hey! Good news and bad news. All of our fireworks are gone. You sold all of them?

SPEAKER_01 24:20

Nah, I I didn't say sold, but it's just like you're just like the one person that like smoking a cigarette back there.

SPEAKER_05 24:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

No.

SPEAKER_05 24:38

Do I get a display of what these ones look like?

SPEAKER_06 24:40

Yeah, man. Hold on. Goodness.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

I don't know. I don't know where it was, but it was.

SPEAKER_06 24:47

We have one of the biggest shows, I think.

SPEAKER_03 24:49

Or maybe I'm not thinking. I'm thinking New York. Yeah, Brown.

SPEAKER_01 24:52

Nashville is very uh So I have the 25th 25 of the most epic 4th of July celebrations.

SPEAKER_06 24:58

At least top 10, I think.

SPEAKER_01 25:00

Got to be. It has to be.

SPEAKER_06 25:01

Rhode Island won. Okay. Let's just see top five. Washington, D.C. That makes sense. All right. New York, that checks out. Okay. Texas, all right. And then Iowa. That's disappointing. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 25:11

Knock in the top five?

SPEAKER_06 25:12

Golly.

SPEAKER_03 25:13

I don't I don't know. I'm not thinking of New Year's. Let's see. I'm thinking of New Year's. Well, New Year's, we have one of the biggest. Come on.

SPEAKER_01 25:21

Boston. Top ten. Gatlin Burton. Gatlinbert.

SPEAKER_06 25:23

Gatlinbert? I'm going to see. I'm not sure about it.

SPEAKER_01 25:27

Nashville's got a huge one.

SPEAKER_03 25:29

Not in the 10.

SPEAKER_01 25:29

Look at that. Yeah, I don't know who made this list.

SPEAKER_03 25:33

No, no. Probably for somebody from Iowa.

SPEAKER_01 25:35

I'm not even.

SPEAKER_03 25:39

There we go. 21. Oh yeah. Right above Maine. Man, they had a bad bridle shower in Broadway.

SPEAKER_01 25:46

Island got before Nashville on the Michigan.

SPEAKER_06 25:50

Come on. There ain't nothing good in Michigan.

SPEAKER_01 25:55

No way. No way.

SPEAKER_03 25:57

Bull spit.

SPEAKER_01 25:58

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 25:59

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_01 26:00

Because Nashville, I gotta see, like, what's what's let's see, what is the big um Nashville?

SPEAKER_03 26:11

What are we doing here?

SPEAKER_06 26:13

I don't know. Yeah, we're not live. What is Nashville known for? It's gonna come back and tell her country music.

SPEAKER_01 26:21

Well, I was seeing what is gonna happen. Like they call it uh Let Freedom Sing is what the name of the festival that's gonna be.

SPEAKER_06 26:28

Oh, okay. Somebody playing at it that's really cool.

SPEAKER_01 26:31

So um I am sure I'm just pulling it up here.

SPEAKER_06 26:35

We got no way.

SPEAKER_01 26:37

Yeah, boys to men.

SPEAKER_06 26:39

Look at that, yeah. There's not even all four of them anymore. The the Osma Black Boys to Men.

SPEAKER_01 26:43

Clint Black.

SPEAKER_06 26:45

Clint Black? Get out of here. Oh, Lauren Dagles on a bagel. Yeah. Neo, what uh Sublime.

SPEAKER_03 26:51

That's a good show, baby. Hey, this is Sunny. Yeah. I actually love one of the new Sublime songs is that uh the Sun does.

SPEAKER_01 27:00

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_03 27:00

Yeah, and I can't think of the name of it, sure. Well, anyway, I was joking around a little bit, but that looks like a good show, mate.

SPEAKER_01 27:05

It's gonna be the third and the fourth. So uh this week, this week coming up, it's gonna be crazy. Go check out. Have you ever been down there for Fourth of July?

SPEAKER_06 27:14

Uh when I was young, I don't do crowds, Amber. So no, I haven't I haven't done a Fourth of July crowd in a long time.

SPEAKER_01 27:19

Me on purpose have never gone down there because it's just it's just crazy.

SPEAKER_06 27:22

I mean, it's just like when I was a kid we would we would we had gone, but no, it's it's it's in it's insane.

SPEAKER_01 27:28

Yeah, it's pretty packed. And the thing is is that do they still have the train that runs down there? Yeah, that used used to, I thought that 4th of July that they would take a train down there.

SPEAKER_03 27:38

So Nashville Star Yeah, I I think they still do. And I think you have to have pre-registered tickets because they have to account for they had a really bad time one year where they sold too many tickets and had a str had people stranded down there.

SPEAKER_01 27:50

Oh, I remember that year. So this says here that this year's festivities will be the largest fireworks and drone show in the history of Nashville.

SPEAKER_04 27:59

All right, until next year. Come on, Iowa. We gotta beat Iowa.

SPEAKER_01 28:03

We gotta beat it for the Fondport, Maine.

SPEAKER_03 28:07

No.

SPEAKER_01 28:07

I gotta beat them. I gotta beat them. So yeah, so it's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 28:11

I'm like you, man. The older I get, the less and less I want to be around large crowds like that. When I was younger, like with Zeke, Zeke would totally want to do something like that. Oh, yeah. And when I was his age, I'm like, yeah, let's go. But now um I've progressed in years. I don't know if it's wisdom or just have had my fool of it. I just probably I just I I think it's traffic.

SPEAKER_01 28:33

I think that's all.

SPEAKER_06 28:34

Oh, that's even that's even I'm not even I'm not even mentioning traffic. I'm talking about like if I could go down there and park and still have to deal with that, I wouldn't. If traffic wasn't even involved, I would get to the bottom. I don't like people like running into you and stepping on your shoes and stepping on your shoes. Yeah, you haven't been in a crowd that's like so crowded, like people are like you're bumping into people.

SPEAKER_01 28:52

I don't think it's gonna be where shoe stepping.

SPEAKER_06 28:55

It just said it was going to be the largest ever. And you think that no one's gonna show up for that?

SPEAKER_01 29:01

That's true. That's true.

SPEAKER_06 29:02

They said boys to men and Clint Black. Come on.

SPEAKER_01 29:04

It's gonna be a Mosh Pitt.

SPEAKER_06 29:06

It's going to be humongous.

SPEAKER_01 29:08

Because when I think of Mosh Pitt, I think of Clint Black.

SPEAKER_06 29:12

When I think of crowds, I think, oh, boys to men must be doing something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:16

That's true.

SPEAKER_06 29:17

Lauren Daigle must be here.

SPEAKER_01 29:19

Sure. Okay. Awesome. All right. Okay, that's all the news I got.

SPEAKER_03 29:25

All right. Well, finally, we get to give you some funny stuff.

SPEAKER_06 29:29

I love it when you end her segment and you're like, now we can get into the comedy.

SPEAKER_03 29:32

Oh, Amber's the best. This is serious. This is when they tune out. Because they got they got Amber stuff, and they're like, I'm out of here. As long as you liked and commented. Probably true. They'll watch and see what the news is. Amber and think, all right, yeah, these two crazy. No, we're getting spicy. Stay around, Lee. Check it out. So we got a segment called What's the Punchline? I love that. Can you duplicate that? Yeah. Golly. That was awesome. All right. Um, I make that sound every time. Every time we go, What's the what's the punchline? Oh, yeah. What's the punchline? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:08

Sounds like the Pilgery Doughboy.

SPEAKER_06 30:10

Yeah, when you punch him in the stomach. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:12

Are you pocking him in the belly, Chad? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 30:15

Oh no. Chad. Sob.

SPEAKER_01 30:18

Sob.

SPEAKER_03 30:19

Sobillion. All right. So we uh we got a couple videos here. The first one here is uh it's all July 4th, America related. Yeah. So uh if you just hover over the title, I forgot it's how how was your fourth of July? That's what it was. Yeah. How was your fourth? All right, so we'll play the first one. How was your fourth?

SPEAKER_01 30:37

Which is this weekend.

SPEAKER_03 30:39

How goes it? Yeah, we'll we'll find out.

SPEAKER_01 30:41

Sure.

unknown 30:42

All right.

SPEAKER_03 30:43

Let's see. First signature. Now then was How is Your Fourth?

SPEAKER_06 30:48

Me? Okay. Look at it. All right. If you're listening with us, it looks like maybe a Middle Eastern guy that's doing his best Obi-Wan Kenobi impression. Yeah, they could celebrate the fourth. Yeah. Yeah. Legally.

SPEAKER_03 31:03

May the fourth be with you.

SPEAKER_07 31:06

What'd you say?

SPEAKER_03 31:08

He can celebrate the fourth as long as he's here, as long as he's here legally. Even if he's not still celebrate.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

He's got a nice tunic. Very confused. He does. Very confused. Okay, do we get to find out what he does? Sure, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:21

What do you think?

SPEAKER_06 31:22

How was your fourth? That's what he's saying. So what do you think he's gonna make it funny?

SPEAKER_01 31:26

I think it's gonna shoot to like something that he's looking at that's confusing.

SPEAKER_06 31:32

Like I think that tunic is opening up and he's got something on underneath that's gonna be like crazy American or like he's wearing an American flag shirt and bottom. It's very American.

SPEAKER_01 31:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

I think you're on to something to show his uh let's see, let's check it out. How was your fourth? There we go. Zoom in.

SPEAKER_06 31:56

Oh wow. Oh, he's not quite armed out, though.

SPEAKER_03 31:59

He blew off his arms.

SPEAKER_01 32:00

Oh standing, and why does he have a rope on?

SPEAKER_06 32:07

He's standing in the middle of it looks like a field, and he's wearing a long-sleeve shirt, but this guy's not been armed. He's unarmed. He's unarmed. That's right. He has he's missing both of his arms.

SPEAKER_01 32:18

Right, but he wears long sleeves. Yeah. So there's just flapping in the wind like one of those things at the outside of like a cargo.

SPEAKER_03 32:29

Can't be more American than that. America.

SPEAKER_01 32:31

Yeah, he's selling used cars.

SPEAKER_03 32:32

All right, here's the next one. Sorry. Um, so Paw served in Nashville. Oh, well, sorry, well, it's Nashville. Paw served in NAM. Oh, in NAM, okay.

SPEAKER_06 32:41

Yeah, served in NAM.

SPEAKER_03 32:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 32:44

They said dad. That's what Paw is. Somebody's father.

SPEAKER_01 32:47

And your grandpa served in NAM.

SPEAKER_06 32:50

Yep.

unknown 32:50

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 32:51

Alright, looks like he's down there lighting something.

SPEAKER_06 32:54

He's lighting something.

SPEAKER_01 32:55

He's gonna be lighting like a bottle rocket.

SPEAKER_06 32:58

I think it's a bottle rocket. So I think he's going to hit the ground like shots are going off. Like he's afraid.

SPEAKER_01 33:06

Fire the hole!

SPEAKER_06 33:06

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:10

No, that would be horrible.

SPEAKER_06 33:12

I think it's gonna be something like that. They're over there having fun with him because they know he's served. Either that or he's maybe maybe he's armed right now and he pulls out his piece.

SPEAKER_01 33:20

Yeah, he goes Rambo on him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 33:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:22

Wow.

SPEAKER_06 33:23

They drew first blood, not me.

SPEAKER_07 33:31

She doesn't even care.

SPEAKER_06 33:33

Oh wow. That's a Tom Cruise move, isn't it?

SPEAKER_01 33:39

Those guys are just hanging out minding their own business. And grandpa's just lighting up major fire. He probably lit that fireworks uh stand on fire. Oh, I did. He lit it.

SPEAKER_06 33:48

He goes, he's like, look, I've survived much worse. Let's see if you guys can. He has a little firework.

SPEAKER_03 33:53

I've shielded this with my back in my white t-shirt.

SPEAKER_01 33:57

He's gonna turn around, there's gonna be a big black stain on the back of his shirt.

SPEAKER_03 34:00

Won't be the first one.

SPEAKER_01 34:02

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 34:02

But yeah, so there you go. Have you ever uh well what's your stance on fireworks? Like, do you do you like uh like spend a bunch of money or do you go somewhere where they fire fireworks? I don't do either.

SPEAKER_06 34:18

You don't like fireworks? I but again it has nothing to like I love fireworks. I just we just I've just never invested in going and buying them. Sometimes, I mean every once, every few years maybe we'll go get a bunch, but usually we don't. But I mean I'm I'm not against them. We fire them in our like when I was a kid, we fired them in the street.

SPEAKER_03 34:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 34:34

Um and where we live now, definitely we'd go backyard, probably get a might neighbors might complain, but I don't know. We're out in the middle of nowhere, you can't complain too much.

SPEAKER_01 34:42

You fire like bottle like Oh, I would sure do bottle rockets.

SPEAKER_06 34:46

Yeah, would you just hold them or in the bottle? Like you ever take them, light them, and throw them. Yeah, when I was a kid, we would do that. Yeah, but uh no, if I had my kids, I'd I would let I would use the bottle and like what it's for. We would do stuff like even in the bottle and then like hold holding the bottle and like firing it. At each other? Yeah, we have wars like that.

SPEAKER_01 35:04

That's a total guy thing.

SPEAKER_06 35:06

Yeah, yeah, we would do that.

SPEAKER_01 35:07

Because girls do not do that when we're young. Just shoot bottle rockets at each other. Right.

SPEAKER_06 35:12

No, y'all have tickle fights and whatever.

SPEAKER_01 35:14

Sure, yeah, that's exactly what it was.

SPEAKER_06 35:16

Scrapbooking.

SPEAKER_01 35:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 35:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:18

Scrap on Fourth of July, our Fourth of July scrapbook party.

SPEAKER_03 35:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:22

Yeah, we didn't we didn't have fireworks growing up like in Texas and Kansas because it was like banned. You couldn't, because you'd like light the whole state on fire.

SPEAKER_06 35:31

You gotta go outside city lines to get them.

SPEAKER_01 35:33

And then we moved here, and I was like, what is going on?

SPEAKER_06 35:36

Even here, you can like a certain place. You can go to a parking lot and just find a tent selling explosives, is what it is.

SPEAKER_01 35:42

It's the most ridiculous. I I can't even believe it. Like I still think it's crazy. When our first house in Tennessee, we were our first first fourth of July. I'm like, okay, well, people are firing fireworks, whatever. No, we're sitting in the back porch, and now it's just normal, but we're sitting on the back porch and it's just it's literally like you are at an event. Fairgrounds or fireworks commercial grade. Commercial grade. We're standing in the backyard and you can feel that like the shrapnel hit you.

SPEAKER_06 36:13

That's when you know it's shrapnel hit you. It's crazy. That's real close. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:18

I mean, it's great. I'll get video, I'm sure, and post it on Instagram. If you watch Instagram, we'll post some um neighborhood fireworks.

SPEAKER_03 36:25

Last year it rained, so it was not as big, but yeah, but there were there was fireworks last year. Yeah, but it in the past it's always been bigger, but I think last year because of the rain, whatever it was.

SPEAKER_01 36:36

Oh, this year it's gonna be crazy because of the 250.

SPEAKER_06 36:40

Yeah, I don't recall exactly where, but my aunt used to live in Norcross in Atlanta. And we would drive from here to Atlanta, and somewhere in between there, there was always the store called Big Daddy's Fireworks. Yeah. Oh yeah, I know that picture like the it's this huge like cartoon drawing of this Big Daddy with a fireworks. Like that place was open year-round. We would drive, we would go into Atlanta, we would see it and coming back, we'd always like, hey, Big Daddy's Big Daddy's fireworks open.

SPEAKER_01 37:04

And it was on the Tennessee side. Yeah, because it was Tennessee's.

SPEAKER_06 37:06

No matter what time of year, be you go to Big Daddy's.

SPEAKER_01 37:10

Well, that in Tennessee, I mean, it's firework time on 4th of July on Christmas, on New Year's.

SPEAKER_03 37:18

I mean, they're like on Fernando's birthday. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:22

Memorial Day.

SPEAKER_03 37:23

Moving on to the next one. We got uh fourth in the burbs. All right. Okay. The burbs.

SPEAKER_07 37:29

The burbs.

SPEAKER_06 37:32

Fireworks in the suburbs. That looks like a chop chocolate banana them chocolate again. That's a weird combo, but okay. He is watching so he's in the suburbs eating a popsicle, watching the fireworks. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 37:46

All right, let's see what happens here.

SPEAKER_06 37:47

Yeah, I don't know if I can. What do you think? I don't know. Um in the burb. What would happen in the? I don't I don't know. I've never watched the fireworks in the suburbs.

SPEAKER_01 37:55

I think it's gonna clip to something else.

SPEAKER_06 37:57

Yeah, you think?

SPEAKER_05 37:58

It's not gonna keep showing that same kid looking at a green screen. Yeah. Okay, Amber.

SPEAKER_01 38:04

That's just a guess.

SPEAKER_03 38:05

This is serious. That's just a guess. Okay, that's what happens. Watching the fireworks in the suburbs. He's watching a bunch of Marshall Gray fireworks. You want somebody hitting their okay. Fireworks in the hood. Oh, okay. There's no right back down. Man, I'm telling you. That's about right. Yeah, like I remember distinctly uh all kinds of stories like this. Uh one, we're in Myrtle Beach, me and my brother, we're on the beach July 4th, and we're just hanging out, and it's getting dusk, and people are lighting every you know, lighting fireworks here and there uh around the beach. But as soon as that sun set, it was like it just increased, it crescendoed where everybody was lighting it, but there was no direction of where people were fire. So it was scary. It was like Vietnam or like Baghdad or Antioch. Right. So I mean, you had rockets and everything going by your head. We are like like belly crawling on the beach, getting back to the dunes.

SPEAKER_05 39:12

Like you're like you at the Normandy one.

SPEAKER_03 39:16

We were storming the beach, and it, you know, it actually felt pretty patriotic. I was like, man, I got to feel what the troops are, you know, why they're falls in the world. You got to feel what the troops are feeling. Yeah, a revolutionary out of here, dude.

SPEAKER_02 39:31

Fireworks, they're they're they're risking their life. You're going, I got to feel what the troops are feeling. I said similar.

SPEAKER_01 39:36

My best friend just died right next to him, and you all know.

SPEAKER_05 39:43

M80 landed 12 feet for me.

SPEAKER_07 39:46

Drinking a tiny.

SPEAKER_05 39:47

I got sand in the eye, okay. I had to put Neosporn on it. Dude lost his arm.

SPEAKER_03 39:54

Both of them potato potato.

SPEAKER_01 39:56

Wow. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 39:58

America, happy birthday.

SPEAKER_01 40:00

Happy birthday, America. America, that's awesome.

SPEAKER_06 40:03

All right. Oh, yeah. Happy birthday from this series.

SPEAKER_03 40:06

Now for our segment, series takes. Alright, so um sparkler or smoke bomb.

SPEAKER_06 40:19

Smoke bomb. Yeah? Yeah, pretend like I'm dark-winged duck and you throw it down and Amber looks like a sparkler person to me.

SPEAKER_01 40:31

I do like sparklers. I do. But when I think about those smoke bombs, I think about like um when uh Zeke and his friends went and did a paintball.

SPEAKER_04 40:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:41

And we had bought those smoke bombs, and they were throwing smoke bombs at each other.

SPEAKER_04 40:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:45

To like it seems like the smoke bombs definitely last longer.

SPEAKER_06 40:49

I would say. Than a sparkler. Than a sparkler. You always try and write your name in.

SPEAKER_01 40:54

Yeah, you look like you're 100% write my name.

SPEAKER_06 40:57

You get to be.

SPEAKER_01 40:58

Yes, so fun. Yeah, sparklers are great. We always have black cats and what are the snakes like. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 41:07

They just keep the words. Those are cool to do like inside at a restaurant.

SPEAKER_01 41:11

Inside at a restaurant?

SPEAKER_06 41:13

Sure, yeah, but to do that outside, that's just kind of like what restaurant are you doing that at? Chewy's.

SPEAKER_01 41:18

What?

SPEAKER_06 41:19

Arby's. Yeah. Applebee's really quick. Anything with an easy. Wendy's you can do it. Yeah, that's funny. O'Charlie's.

SPEAKER_01 41:31

O'Charlie's? Yeah. Okay, favorite um, or do you have another one? No, go ahead. Oh, I was gonna say favorite um like Fourth of July food.

SPEAKER_03 41:40

Oh, yeah, it's gotta be a hot dog, I think. Yeah, hot dog.

SPEAKER_06 41:44

A nice Nathan's thick bun, a little bit toasted even.

SPEAKER_07 41:50

Oh, toasted bun?

SPEAKER_06 41:51

Ketchup, yeah, mustard.

SPEAKER_03 41:53

And ketchup, and ketchup for fries, slaw, uh, chili. Chili's are onions.

SPEAKER_01 42:00

No, no sub oils. That's a lot.

SPEAKER_03 42:02

Yeah, slaw dog. Stool mice.

SPEAKER_01 42:04

Oh, slaw dog. Stoom mice.

SPEAKER_03 42:06

You can't fit it on in that. Listen, that that's the most American thing you can do is have a slaw dog.

SPEAKER_01 42:10

That is? Are you sure about that?

SPEAKER_03 42:12

Oh, 100%.

SPEAKER_01 42:13

Okay. Interesting. What about side dishes?

SPEAKER_03 42:16

Oh, you got it all on your hot dog. Got chilies.

SPEAKER_07 42:19

Yeah, I'm about to say, what side does he mean? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 42:21

There's no way he's really eating that thing. It's dripping out. He's got to spoon it into it.

SPEAKER_03 42:26

Yeah. Okay, well, it's an interesting question because you go to restaurants and they have the fries or tots. What are you getting? Tot. Fries.

SPEAKER_01 42:35

Oh, I like tots. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:37

Man, you look like a tot eater. I don't know what that means. You look like you'd enjoy a tot. Heavy on the tot, light on the tot.

SPEAKER_01 42:45

Who has the best tots? Shout out to Town Square Social in Lebanon, Tennessee for the best tots. They got some good tots.

SPEAKER_03 42:55

Tots are good.

SPEAKER_01 42:56

Very good.

SPEAKER_03 42:56

And then you got that place in Gallatin. Um what's uh uh Swayne Swifts. Sweeney Swifts. They have the frickles, the fried pickles. They have frickle, they have fried frickles everywhere, but anyway.

SPEAKER_01 43:06

They have good fried pickles and um sweet potato fries.

SPEAKER_03 43:10

Yeah, those are so good. Yeah, I would say that's American. That's pretty good. What about like growing up?

SPEAKER_01 43:14

Did your mom or like an aunt or whatever bring like a certain dessert for like Fourth of July?

SPEAKER_03 43:21

Potato salad, probably. Yeah. Dessert? Oh, you said dessert. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_05 43:25

Whoa, what a weird aunt.

SPEAKER_03 43:28

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:28

All right, everybody done with their food? Y'all want some of this potato casserole? Oh, what did you say?

SPEAKER_03 43:34

Potato casserole. Yeah. I was locked in with the food. I want some ice cream. You want some potato salad with it? Yeah, I didn't even hear dessert. That's funny. Yeah, I'm a terrible cake with a side of potato salad.

SPEAKER_01 43:45

She'll take it to a church committee.

SPEAKER_03 43:47

Apple pie. Apple pie definitely.

SPEAKER_01 43:49

With the ice cream.

SPEAKER_03 43:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

Yeah. Homemade ice cream. Did y'all do homemade ice cream going up? Yep.

SPEAKER_06 43:54

Yeah. My uncle and my aunt make a really mean lemon cake. Lemon cake? Yeah. That sounds good. I'd eat it out of a dirty diaper. Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_01 44:03

It's good.

SPEAKER_06 44:04

It's a good cake. It had to be. Maybe that's a little much.

SPEAKER_05 44:07

I need to have a dumpster. How about that? Is that sound good?

SPEAKER_01 44:10

That's a little level. Dirty cake.

SPEAKER_06 44:15

Good. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 44:16

Cake with a side of poop jokes.

SPEAKER_06 44:17

But with lemon, it's such a yeah, it's just if my uncle or aunt makes it. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:21

Lemon cake. That sounds good. I like, I like um like like I don't even like strawberries, but I like yellow cake with strawberry frosting, like homemade strawberry frosting.

SPEAKER_03 44:33

Like strawberry shortcake?

SPEAKER_01 44:34

No.

SPEAKER_03 44:35

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 44:35

Because that's like actual strawberries and the juice and all that. But I know a lot of people like that. I just don't like strawberries. But blueberries, I like blueberries, and I like to take angel food cake and make my own whipped cream and put blueberries and angel food cake, like layer it.

SPEAKER_03 44:49

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 44:50

That is some good stuff.

SPEAKER_03 44:52

Yeah, it's fruity.

SPEAKER_01 44:53

Very good stuff. And slip and slides were all 4th of July growing up.

SPEAKER_03 44:58

Yep. Somebody was like, the thing that would beat you to death, those things you get too close. Dad? The uncle.

SPEAKER_07 45:08

The uncle. Very mean aunt. Uncle. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 45:19

My mom's brother. No. Okay. Uncle Terry. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 45:27

What were those things? Like the silly, the silly.

SPEAKER_03 45:29

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 45:30

Like a like a head. Like something like turn over.

SPEAKER_03 45:33

But if you had a house that had crazy water pressure, man, that'd be the fire to you. Yeah. That's true. Come on to Welch.

SPEAKER_01 45:39

It would.

SPEAKER_03 45:41

Visited Uncle Terry.

SPEAKER_01 45:42

House with water pressure?

SPEAKER_03 45:43

No, whatever the whatever y'all are talking about. We didn't have low flow in any hot.

SPEAKER_01 45:49

I never had one of those.

SPEAKER_06 45:50

Whatever you're talking about, some of them. Dang it.

SPEAKER_01 45:55

I never had one of those houses with water pressure.

SPEAKER_06 45:57

No, not with a decent amount of pressure. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 46:01

That's funny. Well, no kings, no kings in uh in America with that hat on.

SPEAKER_03 46:08

250 years. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:09

Yeah. This is America.

SPEAKER_03 46:11

Happy birthday, America. Happy birthday. It's a serious.