Ep #68 'Smear You in Peanut Butter & Call it Art (Special Guest Colin Jackson)'

Professional artist and our friend Colin Jackson joins us as we laugh at tumors, talk Nashville Nonsense, misophonia, and unconventional artwork  -  because THIS IS SERIOUS! 

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Transcript

SPEAKER_06 0:00

I'm super excited about today.

SPEAKER_02 0:02

Yeah, I am too.

SPEAKER_06 0:03

Yeah. Uh because we get to have one of our Well Yeah, that's second. But first, that's second best. But first best is that we have Colin Jackson on the show today. So excited. Colin Jackson is out of here. The extraordinary artist.

SPEAKER_02 0:22

Formerly known as Colin Jackson.

SPEAKER_06 0:24

Well, what is he now?

SPEAKER_02 0:26

He's Colin Jackson.

SPEAKER_06 0:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 0:28

Weird French spelling. Which is a different spelling.

SPEAKER_06 0:30

Oh. Okay. Yeah. Award-winning. Award-winning artiste.

SPEAKER_02 0:37

Well, Colin is a member of National Nonsense. That's true. And he has been um super faithful doing Nashville Nonsense stuff. My favorite thing that Colin does on Nash Nonsense is B-Box? Sure. The uh the angel.

SPEAKER_06 0:54

Oh, the angel.

SPEAKER_02 0:55

The incompetent angel.

SPEAKER_06 0:56

Okay. He's got f great facial expressions.

SPEAKER_02 0:59

Yeah. So he's not the incompetent angel, but he is the guy that needs the incompetent. Or doesn't need.

SPEAKER_06 1:04

He doesn't need.

SPEAKER_02 1:05

Doesn't need.

SPEAKER_06 1:06

His angel is messed up.

SPEAKER_02 1:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:08

Not in real life.

SPEAKER_02 1:09

It's great, though. It's great. So funny. I love it. So yeah. National nonsense, uh, incompetent angel. Yeah. That's a great one.

SPEAKER_07 1:19

I like shooting with him when we did the uh the feathers.

SPEAKER_02 1:23

Oh yeah. When you're sage, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:28

It was super fun.

SPEAKER_02 1:29

That's your favorite role to play. He didn't want any more feathers.

SPEAKER_07 1:31

My favorite role.

SPEAKER_06 1:32

You may give him a feather today. Compliance. Compliance. Oh man.

SPEAKER_02 1:38

So, and then he's married to the amazing Sloane Jackson.

SPEAKER_06 1:41

That's right.

SPEAKER_02 1:42

Who is also an actress for Nastral Nonsense and does our old age progression makeup.

SPEAKER_07 1:47

We've had her on before. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:49

She's awesome. Amazing.

SPEAKER_07 1:51

Marine biologist.

SPEAKER_02 1:52

Marine biologist, right.

SPEAKER_07 1:54

Oh, yes. That's right. You're right. I was like, you're making that up. No, no, she is going. That's right. Never mind. Never mind.

SPEAKER_06 1:58

She was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man sitting suit back in the kitchen. She does like river dancing too, right?

SPEAKER_02 2:04

Yeah, she does a lot of river dancing too.

SPEAKER_06 2:05

Celtic.

SPEAKER_02 2:06

But Colin is he's got a new adventure that we're going to talk about.

SPEAKER_07 2:10

River dancing. Not river dancing. Oh, he doesn't dance.

SPEAKER_02 2:12

We're going to talk about it. He does, but it's not on the river with him because he's he's got to step away from doing national nonsense for a little while because he has got a new adventure that he's going to share with us.

SPEAKER_06 2:23

Pretty cool.

SPEAKER_02 2:24

Because he's a man of multi, multiple talents.

SPEAKER_06 2:27

Man of God, too, I hear. Man of many facets.

SPEAKER_02 2:31

Yeah, we should bring him on.

SPEAKER_06 2:32

Yeah. You guys ready? Okay. Well, we should probably get it going. Yep. All right. Three, two, one. Are you ready? Hey, this is serious. I'm Chad Davis, and we have an awesome show for you. It's going to be amazing. Uh, I want to introduce one of my best pals, Jared Chamless. He's a man of God, a man of many children. Uh, what we call him FG.

SPEAKER_02 2:57

Father Galore. Father Galore.

SPEAKER_06 2:59

And uh, he's amazing. And my beautiful wife, Amber Davis. She is amazing herself. She does so much for the show, for me, for everybody. She's selfless, not self-fish. Selfless. That's a good one. Fish. Yeah. Selfish. Yeah. Captain D's. Yeah. Yeah. Captain D's lady. But yeah, but also, we have on the show today, Colin Jackson. Hello. Welcome to the show, man. He's an artist, uh, man of God, man of uh few children, according to Jared. He's got two. Or three. Three.

SPEAKER_05 3:35

Few is three, and I have three.

SPEAKER_06 3:37

Yeah, three.

SPEAKER_07 3:38

Yeah, I've got a few too. You got me outnumbered. How many you have? There's there's five. I think we had six. I misplaced one like in 2012. Okay. But uh, we still got I got five of them left.

SPEAKER_06 3:48

Did you forget to put that baby on board thing on the back of your car? I don't know. We ended up moving and I quit looking.

unknown 3:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 3:55

Colin, how you doing, man? Doing so well. Glad to be here. Thanks. Thanks for being on the show. So awesome. You're amazing. Let's face it. So Colin uh is an artiste. He does a lot of cool stuff. We'll get into that a little bit later. But um, so uh when you're on National Nonsense, we were talking a little bit earlier about our one of our favorite things uh on National Nonsense. One of my favorite things uh on top of what we were talking about is that you're very quick-witted. Yes. And he's always got a funny line. Now, when we were doing um like old news, me and Ian Bryant, Colin would help me with the line of uh what I would compare the nursing home to. Right. Like, like, hey, welcome to old news, where you know, one step in you know the grave, whatever. He would give me a line, a lot funnier than that.

SPEAKER_02 4:39

Um He was also in one of those as the orderly.

SPEAKER_06 4:42

That's true.

SPEAKER_02 4:42

Yeah, Thanksgiving.

SPEAKER_05 4:44

I thought about that on the way here, and yeah, that was my my favorite. I don't know where that came from, but it was uh yeah, welcome to such and such nursing home, uh otherwise known as your move, Death. Yeah and I don't know where that came from, but that's awesome. There you go. That's good. That's awesome. Happy to help.

SPEAKER_02 5:02

That was awesome. And then I forgot about the other one, the um blamet.

SPEAKER_06 5:07

Yes. Where he got hit with a hammer?

SPEAKER_02 5:09

Yes, and his fingers.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

Thanks, blam it.

SPEAKER_07 5:15

Yes, he does like this or something. He's like, thanks, blam it. That was no CGI. You really took one for the deep.

SPEAKER_05 5:26

Yeah, watch, boom.

SPEAKER_06 5:27

I put my fingers back in Chag, it's weirded out. Yeah, no, it's do it and it looks weird. No, put it on the table and do it. No, no that's crazy gross, bro. He's elastic, dude. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 5:42

They had to scrape the tumor out, and then they took bone from my hip. You're laughing at this. This is not a joke. This is so sincere. I can't believe you're laughing at this.

SPEAKER_04 5:51

I never know.

SPEAKER_07 5:52

I'm 14 years old. I'm 14 years old with a tumor in my hand and I had to wait three days to get out of here.

SPEAKER_02 5:57

You're only 14? I thought you were older than that.

SPEAKER_07 6:01

No, what follow along story. No, you don't have any lines in this part, Amber. Hold on. So they scraped this tumor out, which it was benign, which means uh non-tumorous. Oh. So, but we had to wait to find out. They scrape it out, and they took bone from my pelvis and put that bone into my hand. So this one doesn't uh it doesn't move back anymore, but all the rest of them do.

SPEAKER_02 6:21

Did you say non-tumorous?

SPEAKER_05 6:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 6:23

It means there's no tumor, like non-tum, non-cancerous. I think it can't still be tumor. Yeah, you're right. My bad, my bad. Uh non-cancerous.

SPEAKER_05 6:30

It's not not a tuma.

SPEAKER_07 6:32

It's not not a tuma. It is a tuma. But it was a tuma that they took out. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man. Thanks for laughing at that. I don't know why we brought that. Yeah, you're welcome. I'm so sorry. He's like, ha bone grab surgery, weirdo. Just wanted to live. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 6:48

You had an ailment. Bloser.

SPEAKER_07 6:54

It's the only one they could fix.

SPEAKER_01 6:56

I like how we all drink at once.

SPEAKER_06 6:59

And just drinks. Now we're talking about like uh me and Colin. Uh we uh are challenged with um uh I don't know if you call it a disorder. I think it uh I think it's a creativity bit because I got some good news for us. It's called mesophonium. Like if the sounds people eating or crunching ice or something.

SPEAKER_07 7:17

Whatever it's called. So I only hear a rap song.

SPEAKER_05 7:21

Anti-ASMR. Right. That's a nightmare for me. Oh, yeah. Never, never anti-ASMR.

SPEAKER_06 7:28

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, can't do it. Uh yeah, and so I I saw um a reel or a clip or news, whatever. It said that people who are challenged with this are more creative because they're letting them more sound in and they're more creative in like the arts, hence artists. I'll take it. Could you read this? Oh, it was like a magazine. If you write it in a magazine, he wrote it in his journal this morning. Nobody even knows what that is. Alfred E. Newman, thank you very much. So I know what it is.

SPEAKER_05 8:01

The ancient sage, Alfred E. Newman.

SPEAKER_06 8:04

Uh-huh. No, but it's it's true. It's true. I mean, but um, I I can't even like if I'm eating and watching TV or if I'm eating, I have to have some kind of music or TV. I can't hear myself.

SPEAKER_05 8:16

We do, yeah. We will just turn on something off sp like on specifically because we're eating and we don't want to hear each other chew stuff. We do the whole family.

SPEAKER_06 8:25

The whole family or just you?

SPEAKER_05 8:28

I think everyone but my youngest. She doesn't mind as much. We've trained her to be a little more quiet, but it doesn't bother her as much as the rest of us. Right. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 8:37

It doesn't bother me and my daughter. Sorry, reverse text. It bothers me and my daughter, but doesn't bother uh her and I I'm Amber. Yeah. So what I'm saying is yeah, her. But what I'm saying is that when I when I'm eating, I have to have some noise on. Like if by myself. So it does send me. It makes me like um uh it sends me to uh an angry place.

SPEAKER_02 9:02

Yeah, you were eating popcorn the other day, and you're like, can you turn on the TV? I was like, you're eating the popcorn. He's like, I can't handle it. I can't handle eating it.

SPEAKER_06 9:11

Just look at his hand. Stop! I'm hearing myself, but I couldn't, but I had to ask because I didn't know where the remote was, and I was trying to find it, but I want to talk because it's more noise because I'm hearing the Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:22

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_07 9:24

That's so weird. Why does that bother you?

SPEAKER_05 9:26

It's like I wish I could turn it off. I genuinely do. I've told people that, like, I'll complain and they're like, I'm just eating, bro. I'm like, I look, I wish I could help it. I wish it didn't bother me.

SPEAKER_06 9:36

But you have to stop.

SPEAKER_05 9:38

Oh, you've told people like you know co-workers or whatever, or yeah, like what we were sharing before we shot, like uh we were rolling here. If it's one-on-one, I'll tell the person, hey, I can't, or I gotta, I gotta go somewhere else, or you gotta stop. But you gotta leave it. Or I'm gonna kill you. I have said that. I threatened to murder people. Um but if it's if it's a bunch of coworkers and they're all like, I'm just outnumbered and I can't, I gotta let it go.

SPEAKER_06 10:06

I remember the first time that it bothered me. And I remember you remember? Yeah, yeah. I was at I was at the table at my dad's house and my dad was eating, and my dad's an extremely loud eater. I mean, open mouth, all kinds of smacking, whatever. And I remember being, I mean, I was young, I mean, I'm probably five or six, and I remember just going, ah, like putting my hands over my ears, going, what? What are you doing? It was crazy. Do you think you have a heightened hearing ability or something?

SPEAKER_08 10:32

You're like an owl.

SPEAKER_06 10:34

I think I think I do. I think I uh a rabbit or something. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 10:39

Yeah, y'all are like from the bird family. Like an owl or like a spider or something.

SPEAKER_06 10:44

You're like how spiders have good ears.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

I don't know. I guess they don't have ears.

SPEAKER_06 10:49

You're still one in the street. An owl or a spider.

SPEAKER_02 10:52

Or a dolphin.

SPEAKER_06 10:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:54

No, I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 10:54

Again, I don't know. Dolphins go back from vibration, don't they? Do you remember the first time you were like no?

SPEAKER_05 11:02

I don't I don't. It's just always been there. Like I said, it uh and yeah, my dad is not the open mouth, but somehow he has a talent for making salad or anything super crunchy. Yeah I mean it can be mac and cheese, and somehow it's crunchy. My kids get a kick out of it. They're like, how is he eating mac and cheese? Is he chewing his chewing his own teeth? What's happening? Yeah, and I don't know what that's.

SPEAKER_01 11:32

Like everybody looks the other way and he puts some granola in it.

SPEAKER_05 11:34

Yeah, yeah, he's like spring, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 11:37

He would do that, but no.

SPEAKER_02 11:38

What is that, grape nuts? I bet that drove y'all crazy.

SPEAKER_06 11:41

Yeah. I have a member of our family, I won't say who, uh, but they uh they don't use a napkin, they'll lick lick their fingers. Like it, you know what I'm talking about? That sound it makes, it's like I don't even know who cares the sound. That's gross. Why are you licking your fingers? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 11:54

No, I think nothing is that good. Licking your fingers, that's just good. Kentucky fried chicken. I'm gonna say wipe your hands. Just buy another piece of chicken, man.

SPEAKER_05 12:02

Licking the grease off your fingers. Well, I do remember my cousin when when I was younger, now that you asked that. I I that's the earliest I can remember is that I would stay uh with my cousins a lot, and my one particular cousin would have to sit next to me for breakfast. Because y'all had signed seats? I don't know. Okay, but you said he had to, like I didn't know like what's name was on the chairs. It wasn't anything like that. But he yeah, he just would he would eat Pop Tarts and tea was his breakfast. And I'm sorry if you're watching it. Like, I don't know, but and he would just smack his food, and it was like early in the morning, it's the wrong time to be doing that. First thing in the morning is especially bad. I've not woken up yet. My patience is not there.

SPEAKER_02 12:51

So let me ask you this is snap crackle pop rice krispies bother you?

SPEAKER_05 12:57

Hearing other people eat it, yes. Yeah, oh hearing other people eat it, but then just oh just pouring the milk and the natural noise it makes? No, that's what about pop rocks?

SPEAKER_06 13:04

Do you like pop rocks? Not when they're in somebody's mouth. Well, where where do you like them then, Chad? Oh in the trash.

SPEAKER_05 13:11

In the trash at someone else's house.

SPEAKER_07 13:14

Yeah. That's like I like chipens. If they're somewhere else, if you're making it somewhere else, don't make them here. They stink. Yeah. I've heard that.

SPEAKER_02 13:22

Interesting. True.

SPEAKER_07 13:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:24

Oh my goodness. Okay, so Colin, we we here on This Is Serious, we talk about some news that's going on right now. So I've got a couple of things uh that we can share about the news, and then we'll jump into some other fun stuff. But if you have any news clips out there that you would like us to discuss on future episodes, drop them in the comments, or you can always um, if you're listening on Spotify, you can text us right from the show notes and you can email us at this is serious at dadchavisproductions.com. That's this is serious at dadchavisproductions.com. None of it is lost on us. We really appreciate you liking, subscribing, ring that notification bell so that you don't miss any of our shenanigans, shenanigans.

SPEAKER_07 14:07

Well, you know, remix there.

SPEAKER_02 14:12

Shut up. Um, but we would love to hear from you. So let us know what's going on out there. You can jump on over to Instagram and you can see behind the scenes here at This Is Serious some fun stuff that we have going on there too.

SPEAKER_05 14:25

Hopefully, not me playing pinball.

SPEAKER_02 14:27

I'm sure it will be on there.

SPEAKER_05 14:29

You did great. So sorry. Don't click on that one. Don't click on the phone.

SPEAKER_02 14:32

Yeah, before we record it, before we uh start a recording, all of our guests get to play pinball. And uh and Colin did a great job.

SPEAKER_07 14:42

No. That's a line. That's a line. He did a great job comparing himself to no one. Yes, it was great. But when you do it in when you do other people in the mix and saw their scores, you're like, all right.

SPEAKER_02 14:52

Okay, I've got some sad news. Did y'all hear about Bonnie Tyler?

SPEAKER_06 14:56

Yes, the uh Total Eclipse of the Heart or Fart.

SPEAKER_02 15:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 15:01

Have you seen that video? Total Eclipse of the Fart? I haven't seen that one video. Did she pass away? Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 15:06

Did she really? If you think you've got a talent, you know, go for it. People often ask me, you know, don't I get fed up with singing Total Eclipse? Of course I don't. I love it, you know. Yeah, I I love it when Total Eclipse comes around and going out for a hero and it's a half day. And she's dead now? Yeah. She just died. Well, she looks good. I'm proud of all the songs, you know. Believing yourself.

SPEAKER_06 15:29

If you think you got it, she also sings a song from Footloose. Yep. What's that s I can hear?

SPEAKER_02 15:34

I need a hero.

SPEAKER_06 15:36

She did that one too.

SPEAKER_02 15:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 15:39

Have you seen the music video to that song, by the way? Which one? Total Eclipse? Total Eclipse.

SPEAKER_06 15:45

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 15:45

Insane.

SPEAKER_06 15:46

Yes. Have you seen the one with Total Eclipse of the fart they do shot for shot? No.

SPEAKER_02 15:51

No, I have to. It's awesome.

SPEAKER_06 15:53

It's in Chad's favorite places.

SPEAKER_05 15:54

Yeah. That's my algorithm. Yeah, that seems like your your thing.

SPEAKER_03 16:00

I love that.

SPEAKER_02 16:02

So she she just passed away. So very abusive. Um R.I.P. to Bonnie Taylor. Tyler. She um I love that what she said about that is that she's like, no, I don't get tired of singing the song. Of course I don't get tired of singing it. It's like because that's a song that made her famous. Like all these things.

SPEAKER_07 16:20

Some people don't like that. Like, what's the guy that does the don't worry, be happy? Bible Ferryan? I don't think he sings that anymore. Oh, really? Does he want people to be happy? I don't know. Maybe you should check that out. He wants people to worry? Don't hold me to that, but I I think I don't want to happen. I don't know. I think he just got tired of singing it one again, maybe. Maybe you're right. Maybe he wants no one to be happy.

SPEAKER_06 16:40

But that but you just had a picture of that Bonnie lady. Yeah. It said that was like Tyler. Yeah, uh 2023 when she when she did the interview. Yeah. She passed away when she's 75. That means she was my obviously math, 73. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:53

She looks great. Oh, she looks great. Yeah. And she sounds great. She could she was still singing. Oh, she could sound so well. I don't know. It just it just happened recently. So like she just passed away.

SPEAKER_05 17:05

So I like those songs. But that's a great message. I like that. That she's not tired of doing the what do you think? Yeah, the thing that made her famous. Yeah, and she's uh that shows gratitude. Right. She's grateful that so many people like something she created enough to keep it going. Continue to do it.

SPEAKER_07 17:21

Even if you get tired of it, you still do it because somebody else wants to.

SPEAKER_02 17:24

And it made her famous. It's it like she wouldn't even be having this interview if it wasn't for that song. Right. So it's like, you know, of course. Here's another uh thing that happened in the entertainment industry is that Skillet Yeah, they just dropped an album. They just became the first Christian song to reach one billion Spotify streams.

SPEAKER_06 17:45

How about that?

SPEAKER_02 17:46

And it's called Monster. Do you know this song? Have you ever heard the song? Monster?

SPEAKER_06 17:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:50

Um well apparently that song has been streamed one billion times, and it's the first Christian song to everything.

SPEAKER_06 17:58

I've streamed it.

SPEAKER_02 18:01

Oh yeah?

SPEAKER_05 18:01

I'm not a big skillet fan, but I probably shouldn't have a lot of hair things going on here. Yeah. Except for one.

SPEAKER_07 18:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:11

He's got hair going here.

SPEAKER_07 18:13

Yeah. Yeah. I know of skillet, but I unfortunately have not ever heard of them. I've used a skillet.

SPEAKER_02 18:19

You never heard of them or you've never heard them?

SPEAKER_07 18:22

Both.

SPEAKER_02 18:23

Oh, okay. Because I mean I've heard of them. They're very famous.

SPEAKER_07 18:27

The only time I've ever heard of a skillet would be to cook some fries. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 18:32

But congrats to them.

SPEAKER_07 18:34

That's fantastic.

SPEAKER_02 18:35

Okay. Here's some crazy news that I thought you might enjoy. The second part of this. So did y'all know that um Taylor Swift and Kelsey just got married?

SPEAKER_06 18:46

Yeah, it's kind of on social media.

SPEAKER_02 18:49

Adam Sandler officiated the wedding. Yeah, okay. Did you know this? This is this bananas.

SPEAKER_05 18:56

As the wedding singer? That would be great.

SPEAKER_02 19:00

That would be great. So you knew that he officiated their wedding?

SPEAKER_06 19:03

Yeah, I'm I actually keep up with Adam Sandler. I like Adam Sandler a lot.

SPEAKER_02 19:06

Yeah, I know you like him a lot, but I was like, what in the world? I don't really care.

SPEAKER_06 19:10

I mean, I'm happy for them getting married and everything. I just don't really care for, I don't know. I feel like they're no like the like the hoopla. Hoopla. I don't know. Them together, I'd great, but she would always come to the games and it would be about her, it seemed like, instead of the game. I don't know. She's the biggest thing out there right now, Chad. She's got some fans. Some? Yeah, some Swifties right here.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

Her wedding was at Madison Square Garden.

SPEAKER_06 19:38

That seems showy. Did she sell tickets to it? I'm sure.

SPEAKER_02 19:41

I don't know. Ticketmaster was involved though.

SPEAKER_06 19:43

Well, how I wouldn't be surprised.

SPEAKER_02 19:46

But that's pretty bizarre that Adam Sandler officiated. I didn't even know he was a like person that could officiate a wedding.

SPEAKER_07 19:52

I don't think you I think you can just be anybody kind of like Colin could officiate something if he wanted. Yeah. Not as good as Adam Sandler. I mean, that's true, but still.

SPEAKER_05 20:02

He's got me on that one.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

That's just bizarre. That's just a bizarre. I thought that was b pretty bizarre news. Alright, so here is I just kind of wanted to see um Colin, I just want to see your take on this. This is so there was a museum that that honored a late artist um by covering its floor in enough peanut butter to make 15,000 sandwiches. But the reason why I wanted to get your take on this is that there was this artist that used to do this, use peanut butter and use like different kinds of like uh like products like that you would eat and make art out of it. And now they like here's a picture of like their tribute. That's a bunch of peanut butter and it's in like some kind of octagon or whatever that is. And that's how they're honoring this artist. So, you know, is there certain things that that are art and are not art as an artist?

SPEAKER_05 20:53

I think you're rage baiting me. Keep it up, Andrew. I definitely could go on a tangent. I'll just say this like, yes, there's subjectivity and interpretation. However, personally, me, if it takes no skill to do it, if I could get my youngest daughter to s to smooth peanut butter on a floor, then what where was the skill? Like what you know I'm wondering about.

SPEAKER_07 21:25

What'd you say they were doing their what?

SPEAKER_02 21:27

The peanut butter?

SPEAKER_07 21:28

Yeah, but they did it, what'd they do it for? To remember him or whatever?

SPEAKER_02 21:31

It was honoring.

SPEAKER_07 21:32

To honor him? What kind of an artist did you honor by rubbing peanut butter on the floor? Like he must have not been that good.

SPEAKER_05 21:38

Who's looking at the peanut butter like the peanut butter floor?

SPEAKER_07 21:41

Like do you remember Rembrandt?

SPEAKER_05 21:44

Peanut butter guy was the best. Yeah. Jimmy Carter. Let's just all stare at the peanut butter and remember.

SPEAKER_02 21:50

Yeah, there's a lot of people there to honor the stars.

SPEAKER_05 21:53

The whole seven people millions show up. One of them looks like he's being paid. Eight people are being paid for being the other.

SPEAKER_06 22:00

Which is I think they're just yeah, they were just uh walking by the expo and they took a picture like, hey, this is most people we got here, take a picture. They thought they were gonna get some.

SPEAKER_01 22:07

What if somebody's allergic to peanut butter? Yeah. They came to that.

SPEAKER_02 22:11

What if you still like could you just dip a cracker onto it and then like a person that's allergic couldn't even smell, they couldn't even be in the building.

SPEAKER_06 22:18

I have peanut butter almost every day. I have peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and they're fantastic. You ever smear it on your floor? You'll have something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:26

We can honor you.

SPEAKER_06 22:27

Yeah.

unknown 22:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:28

Smear it on the floor. If you smear it on the floor, I'm not honoring you.

SPEAKER_07 22:31

Chad, I'll tell you, if I ever do honor you, I'll do more than peanut butter on a floor in my floor. Oh, okay. He'll put you on my floor. I appreciate that. There'll be jelly.

SPEAKER_05 22:37

Banana slices on top.

SPEAKER_06 22:40

Some banana slices on there, that'd be awesome. So yeah, I'm with you on that, man. There's I mean, uh I'm not in the um like the arts, like in your side of the arts, what you what you do, because you're very talented. But I understand what you're saying. Like if someone just uses AI to create like a video or music or something, they're not an artist. They're an AI. I mean, AI would be the artist. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:07

I think a lot of them are honestly con artists. Like it's just it's they're using people's ability to interpret and use their own creativity to see things in other objects almost against them, because you can just do literally anything, say it represents a thing, and then get people gullible people to buy it. Whereas to me, like it should have taken hours and hours and hours of of practicing some skill in order to create something good enough to present to people. It should show craftsmanship to some degree in what you've done.

SPEAKER_06 23:47

Because of years of refinement of your craft or your art that you're doing, you've learned tips and tricks and skill along the way, airs in your quiver, so to speak, to get to where you're at instead of like pushing a button or smearing butter on the phone. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 24:02

Maybe he was just like a a record-breaking peanut butter smear. I don't know. Maybe if we saw like videos of him doing this, he was just amazing. Like Paul, I'd be wrong.

SPEAKER_06 24:12

Maybe he was the guy that had the nab guy. He was a nabs. He he created the nabs, like the little peanut butter cracker things.

SPEAKER_07 24:17

I want to know what were the what were the other things they suggested to honor him with? For them to be like, let's do the peanut butter one. They're like, what else did they know? No, no, no, no, just do a peanut butter thing.

SPEAKER_02 24:29

You know, like somebody's like mayonnaise, they're like, Are you ridiculous?

SPEAKER_05 24:33

Yeah, that's gross. Yeah, out of your mind. No, peanut butter, okay. Look at peanut butter floor or we're setting a chicken on fire.

unknown 24:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 24:41

Your choice. Let's do the peanut butter.

SPEAKER_07 24:43

Okay. Peanut butter safer.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

That's true.

SPEAKER_07 24:45

Have you ever seen on Instagram those this? I don't know if it's one individual, but it's like they'll take garbage and they'll glue it together in a certain way. It could be it'd be random stuff, but then like if you look at it from one angle, it looks like it's a bird or a parakeet or it's like a cool thing. That's cool. Yeah. That's kind of like that's right. But if you look at it from the side, you'd be like, this is a garbage. Yeah, like that you have to only look at like from one piece of the stuff.

SPEAKER_05 25:09

Yeah, they tilt it and then you see a face.

SPEAKER_07 25:12

You think that's art? That's art being able to do that. Absolutely. Because you're pulling stuff out of garbage and just piecing it together.

SPEAKER_05 25:17

Yeah, it really takes some planning, and yeah, I like that. That's that's great.

SPEAKER_06 25:21

That's legit. Same thing, the prospective guys who do it on the sidewalk where they draw like the pitfall, whatever. Yeah, it looks like you're fallen. Yeah, that's super cool.

SPEAKER_02 25:28

I like the little dots and then like everything, like it took like a million dots to make. Who's the artist?

SPEAKER_06 25:35

The mosaic or something?

SPEAKER_02 25:36

She might connect the dots, like a color mode? No, there's an artist that was like back in like the 1800s that did that, where like had the little tiny dots and then would create these really cool like images of like a pointalism, and I but I don't remember any famous pointless artist bases.

SPEAKER_05 25:52

That's what it's called, though. Pointalism. Pointalism.

SPEAKER_02 25:55

Yeah, that's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_07 25:56

Oh, there you go.

SPEAKER_02 25:57

Drop them some art on you, some art knowledge, some issue issue. We also get uh Chad throws in some reels for us to get our.

SPEAKER_06 26:05

So it's time for this segment. Uh yeah, thank you for being here because uh it's been funny the entire time. So I appreciate you being here. Is it not always? Well, not till this. First segment's usually pretty dry. We just coast. Yeah, yeah. So we coast at this point and then we get funny. But now we're gonna be funny through the entire thing.

SPEAKER_03 26:21

I'm about to grab some water actually.

SPEAKER_06 26:23

So glad. Yeah, it's time for what's the punchline? This is great. So uh, Colin, my friend, what I do is I'll find I'll find a couple of videos for my algorithm, and then I will show you all a snippet, a little dabble do you of the video, and you have to guess, oh, what's gonna make this funny uh funny afterwards, whatever. What's gonna make it funny?

SPEAKER_05 26:46

And then he makes that noise. I only do that. I only do that when he says, What's the plus one? No, he's like, how do you do that?

SPEAKER_07 26:54

It's like the bill very dope. That's awesome. That's your name. No one's even poking you. No, I do it without being poked. Can I poke you still? No. The cameras are all your things.

SPEAKER_06 27:06

Keep it rolling. Yeah. So we got our first one here. This one's called first date. Okay. So imagine you're on your first date uh with your wonderful wife, Saloone, and this happens, okay? So, well, first of all, we're just gonna get the the setup, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 27:22

Okay, and that's all you get.

SPEAKER_06 27:26

Little dabble do you. So they're eating, she's uh I guess he told a joke, she's giggling, whatever. So, what's gonna make this funny, you think?

SPEAKER_05 27:35

He's going in for a bite, so I'm gonna assume. I I don't know. I'm just imagining like, does he miss the mouth and go in the nose? I don't know. He looks like he has some eating experience.

SPEAKER_06 27:47

He's on that. He's got two of them going at the same time. Is it because you know he's a property? Oh. Yeah, that would uh that would definitely cancel the day probably. Probably just a run a runaway situation.

SPEAKER_07 28:01

Rice, isn't it?

unknown 28:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 28:05

You're always noticing to like, yeah, why has he got a sticker on that St. Louis cap? All right, let's take a remove it.

SPEAKER_06 28:11

The second video here is gonna uh reveal why I think it's funny.

SPEAKER_00 28:15

Okay, and Uncle Uncle Uncle Uncle. Motors.

SPEAKER_07 28:37

Yeah, that's game over. Yeah, that's game over.

SPEAKER_06 28:41

Yeah, oh first and last. Yeah, no, not a callback.

SPEAKER_05 28:43

No, yeah, Sloane thinks. It looks like they're having a date on their front porch.

SPEAKER_01 28:47

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 28:51

Maybe that's yeah, I don't know. But yeah, Sloan, Sloan thinks her laugh is annoying, but yeah, that's it's endearing to me. I told her she's always self-conscious about it. Like, honey, I've literally never ever heard you laugh and gone, ugh.

SPEAKER_06 29:04

She's laughing again.

SPEAKER_05 29:05

She laughs like a lot of it. She laughs.

SPEAKER_06 29:08

She's very easy to make laughter.

SPEAKER_02 29:10

And I love it when she hiccups.

SPEAKER_06 29:11

One thing about Sloan as well, uh, here's a funny story. So we we film a lot of videos, natural nonsense and things, and we were filming her at the house. So it was Amber and I here, and uh Sloane comes in, and Amber is in the kitchen with Sloane, and uh they're talking, and Sloane's like washing something out. I think she had like a coffee or something that she was like drinking, she's washing out. And I come out and I walk into the kitchen and I just I said, Hi Sloane. You scared her. She jumped out of her skin. She's like, Yah!

SPEAKER_05 29:40

She scares very easily. That's everyday life. Yeah, yeah. I just you know, it's it's our nightly ritual that she goes up to bed first, one of the dogs follows her. I come up with the other dog, and somehow I end up scaring her in our own house. I'm like, she knows all the time I yell, I live here. I live with you. You saw me lock the doors. Someone didn't come in and murder me in the two seconds that it took you to go upstairs. I'm still here, and I live here with you, and I'm your husband. Please stop screaming.

SPEAKER_03 30:11

Please stop screaming.

SPEAKER_05 30:15

You're giving me a complex. It's anything, it's really anything. She almost punched one of our neighbors because he came up behind her while she was getting stuff out of the car. He was just, you know, doing something nice. I think he was trying to tell us something. Oh, that's his fault. And she and yeah, and she did one of these on him.

SPEAKER_07 30:32

And I can tell you, she didn't mean business then. I mean you pull that far back. Nah. I think you're telegraphed.

SPEAKER_02 30:38

He came up the stairs to go to bed.

SPEAKER_05 30:42

I wish I'd thought about that because he'd be game for that. That would be so funny. To just do our normal thing and then have a stranger come. That would be horrible. She'd probably die. She'd probably die.

SPEAKER_02 30:52

Well, and you heard it here. Just be on your watch.

SPEAKER_06 30:54

So good prank idea. First date, any bad first date experiences.

SPEAKER_02 31:00

Oh man.

SPEAKER_06 31:02

Uh first date. I'll kick it off. Think about one, but I'll kick it off. So uh I was in Wilmington, North Carolina, and uh uh I met this girl. I was like, hey, let's go out. When was this? A couple of weeks ago? Um this is uh circa 1990s. I got it. Yeah, 1900s. It's 98. It's a long time ago. 99, somewhere in there. Sure. And so uh we go out and we get to the restaurant, we have a good time, we have we eat and everything, and I give my car to go pay, and the guy comes back and says, Do you have another card? I was like, No, no, that's my card. He goes, No, it's it's come back declined. And I'm like, Oh what? Well, I had funds in my account, but I just got the new card and I didn't activate it.

SPEAKER_03 31:50

Oh no.

SPEAKER_06 31:51

And so I'm sitting there like, no, no, no. So she had to pay for it.

SPEAKER_02 31:56

That was the first and last date?

SPEAKER_06 31:58

First and last date.

SPEAKER_07 32:00

No.

SPEAKER_02 32:01

What about the girl that you slammed your her leg in the door?

SPEAKER_06 32:04

That was another time. I'll I'm not a good first dater.

SPEAKER_07 32:07

Was that a first date too? Yeah. Sounds like that's all you have, Chad. That's first date. That would mean that would make mean you're good at it.

unknown 32:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:16

Well, she was deactivating your card.

SPEAKER_06 32:18

Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's right. That's right. She's taking that metal strip and then rubbing it in her back, setting that lazy leg out. Well, she wasn't sorry. You're not paying for the card. She wasn't getting in the car fast enough. And I thought she was in. And I was like, there you go. She goes, Yeah. And and I shut the door. Her leg, it didn't close, it didn't make that car sound.

SPEAKER_03 32:35

It was more of a like that.

SPEAKER_06 32:37

And I looked and it was the doors bouncing back. And I was like, You okay? She says, No, you shut the you shut the door on my leg.

SPEAKER_05 32:44

And you were like, Stop crying.

SPEAKER_06 32:46

Yeah. I was like, well, I took the and I was like, it's a Jeep, I can take the doors off.

SPEAKER_05 32:49

So lovely. I don't I don't have a first date memory like that to contribute, but I'll I'll say uh I'll tell you about Sol and I's first kiss that I uh we were outside and uh you know it was just you know I thought the mood was right. I th I was picking up signals, picking up a vibe, and she had her head turned and I leaned in and she slapped me. She felt the beard first, thought it was a bug, and went, you know, trying to slap the bug away, hit me. I hands up, I'm like, whoa, I'm so sorry. I thought, you know, I don't know. And she was waving me in. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:29

I'm just reading.

SPEAKER_05 33:30

Yeah, and but she just told me, no, no, no, no, no, that's okay. I'm it's finally.

SPEAKER_04 33:38

I'm aggressive. This is how aggressive kissing. This is how we kiss him my land. I'm like, oh, she's not computer. You're like, all right, my parents. He's warming his hand up. Like, I can't wait. I've been waiting for this.

SPEAKER_05 33:53

Wow, that is really funny. All right, so it all started.

SPEAKER_06 33:56

We'll move to the second video. Okay, not at church. Not at church.

SPEAKER_01 34:00

That can be a number of things.

SPEAKER_06 34:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 34:02

Don't slap somebody tried to kiss you. Well, maybe.

SPEAKER_07 34:05

What? Well, what kind of advice are you giving? Yeah. Someone's trying to kiss you at church, you'll let it happen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 34:11

Okay. So they have some how to be a fuse.

SPEAKER_07 34:14

Teach them.

SPEAKER_06 34:16

When the coffee hits while you're at church. Yeah. When the coffee hits.

SPEAKER_02 34:20

This is gonna be a disgusting sound.

SPEAKER_06 34:22

No. No, no, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 34:23

I know your algorithm. It's a good thing.

SPEAKER_07 34:25

You're judging way too quickly. I wonder why you're recording this anyway. Yeah. Why are you in the bathroom recording?

SPEAKER_02 34:30

Right. Isn't that like you're not supposed to do that at church?

SPEAKER_06 34:34

You want to see this again. So what do you think is gonna make that funny? At church.

SPEAKER_02 34:38

I know it's gonna be some disgusting sound because I know you.

SPEAKER_05 34:42

Maybe so, maybe a twist. Maybe she tries to sing over it, you know, drown it out. Kind of a thing. That's actually a good idea.

SPEAKER_02 34:48

She's praising worshiping back there. Yeah. Wow.

SPEAKER_07 34:52

I don't know. That's all I got. Hands are up. Bowels are down.

SPEAKER_02 35:00

Broken hallelujah. That's oh Lord Jesus!

SPEAKER_01 35:04

Hallelujah! Wow.

SPEAKER_06 35:06

Thank you for that release. Alright, so this one you you will you have to hear it um. I don't want to hear it. Come on. It's all right.

SPEAKER_07 35:14

Let's rip the band-aid up. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00 35:17

I don't want to hear it. Oh, yeah. Ooh, you stink. Oh, it somebody releases theme, is it? Ooh, it smells like the depths of Sheol and Steam.

SPEAKER_07 35:26

Oh, those are other people talking about her.

SPEAKER_09 35:32

Ooh, setting the bait. Somebody is blowing it back.

SPEAKER_07 35:35

Because there's so many people in the bathroom during service. That's what I want to know.

SPEAKER_05 35:39

When they mind their own business.

SPEAKER_07 35:41

Right. Why are they all hanging out in the bathroom?

SPEAKER_05 35:44

I know. I've I don't know. Sloan has tried to educate me on like girl code versus guy code in the bathroom. It's a totally different experience, what's going on in there? Let's go over that.

unknown 35:54

It's true.

SPEAKER_05 35:54

Well, it was just like a revelation thing. Sloan was like, Y'all don't talk to no. No, we keep it. Yeah, you focus on that tile like a fighter pilot. You just stay right there.

SPEAKER_06 36:06

No combo. And she's like, You're like so weird.

SPEAKER_05 36:08

She was like, Your best friend's in there with you? No. He's dead to me. No, we're not. There's a divider here commission. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:17

Do y'all ever share squares?

SPEAKER_05 36:19

What?

SPEAKER_02 36:20

Yeah. Like it tastes like, let's say you're out of toilet paper, you say, hey, could could you give me a square?

SPEAKER_07 36:26

Every man for himself. You're on your own. Men check before they sit down to go pee. Not like women where they just assume everything's going to be there. You sit down to go pee? I do. Yeah. Busted. It's so much the doctor. I have bad lower back. And if I don't, if I have to stand up to do it, it hurts, man.

SPEAKER_01 36:47

Do you take a lumbar pillow in there with you?

SPEAKER_06 36:52

What can I say? You gotta put a gasket down if you're gonna sit down in public place. I uh I'll I'll be first to say I can only do a 10-100 in public places. I have a hard time doing uh urination. Okay. A 10-200 is uh the evacuation. Oh, yeah, I don't do that. I only do that at home. Yeah, I can I like home games, I don't like away games. I will literally hold it. Yeah, I do too. I'll hold it until I get home. Yeah. And but I I couldn't imagine, and then the reason I don't do it is because of situations like that.

SPEAKER_02 37:21

I couldn't imagine being somewhere and and blowing it up and then you know but I think the reason why women talk so much in case somebody is doing a 10200, then nobody hears it.

SPEAKER_05 37:31

Well, that's and that's what I was getting to was what according to what Sloan's told me, that if that you know noises start to happen, that you just ignore it. Is that true? I mean, I don't know. You just kind of you're polite about it and you I try not to ignore that.

SPEAKER_06 37:45

I'll say that gun was loaded. Yeah, you don't you don't have to know the person in the stall.

SPEAKER_07 37:50

You hear something, you're like, whoa!

SPEAKER_02 37:52

That's when you commentate, that's when you decide to talk about. That gun was loaded.

SPEAKER_05 37:56

Yeah, throw out some stuff there. I might as well get a chuckle out of it.

SPEAKER_02 37:59

That's funny. My goodness. Plus, men's bathrooms are disgusting.

SPEAKER_07 38:03

So bad. Oh, don't even get me started. I used to clean men's and women's bathrooms, not even close.

SPEAKER_05 38:07

I'll back you up on that. Women's are far worse. I've I've done janitors stuff, cleaned both, and I'm gonna second vote for that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 38:15

It is. They leave paper towels everywhere. There's uh the the sink is just water is everywhere, but in the sink. It's like y'all in the sink. Yeah, it's like it's even one of those. I've never seen that. That's like, what are y'all doing with the water? Why? There's like water distribution everywhere. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_02 38:32

Ladies, please, please come to my rescue here.

SPEAKER_07 38:39

Please clean it up. Ladies, please, let's let's let's step it up. All right.

SPEAKER_04 38:42

Clean it up.

SPEAKER_06 38:42

Yeah. All right. Our next one here is figure out which one's your favorite at the end. I'll ask you, like, hey, this was my favorite video. Okay. So yeah. But okay, so the third video, third and last video here. We're gonna start off with uh speak it to English.

SPEAKER_08 39:01

Oh my god. That's gonna be an Asian dude, that guard too by the way you said it. English. Yeah. Ren Namo. Ren Name. Yeah. Okay. Why is the Coke bounce on the word?

SPEAKER_06 39:15

You have to say the word which one? Oil and it goes through.

SPEAKER_08 39:19

Coca-Cola.

SPEAKER_06 39:20

See, and it works. So what do you think is gonna make it funny?

SPEAKER_05 39:24

Oh man. I'm just gonna assume one of them is gonna be especially egregious. It's gonna sound like something else.

SPEAKER_07 39:33

Yeah, it's gonna be the one for those Starbucks. It's not gonna hurt. This is good. This is good stuff. And listen, they put this out there.

SPEAKER_06 39:39

No, it's gonna be Bogle King or something. They're playing a game and they pronounce it right, then move on. So here we go. This is a little bit longer, but it's worth it.

SPEAKER_08 39:52

Okay. Coca-Cola. Stop up, stab up, star, starbu, sabba, carbur, carbon. Nutella. Ring ring. Ringle. Ringle. Ringle. What did you say with a O? Ringo. Pringle. Snicker. I'm like that kid's there.

SPEAKER_06 40:21

Yeah, he's a ringer.

SPEAKER_08 40:22

KFC. KFC. KFC. KFC. KFC. KFC. KFC. Mok Donna. M C Dona. Mok. Mk Dona. She said M C Dona. McDonald's. That was McDonald's. McDonald's. Donna.

unknown 40:35

McDonough.

SPEAKER_08 40:36

MC Donut. She's getting more aggressive.

SPEAKER_04 40:39

Calm down. Okay. Stop yelling brands at me. That's awesome. She said MC Donna.

SPEAKER_02 40:46

Well, it's so funny because like Americans, like, if they go to other countries and somebody can't understand them, they just get louder and louder and louder. So that's kind of what she's doing. So she's just kind of doing it.

SPEAKER_05 40:56

She's just getting more aggressive. Yeah. Yeah. No, so don't show me a video. I like I like people who are humble enough to kind of lean into the stereotypes. There was a guy who sings songs, he's an Asian guy, and he he's doing the accent on purpose. You do not have an accent. Oh, he does. He's got a son. Yeah. I love that. I don't know. I can't think of the guy's name, but I've watched a lot of people. Yeah, and he just leans into that and he sings these covers on his guitar. He just uh she showed me he does chumbawamba. Yeah. And it's so funny in the in the accent, and he's just embellishing it. And meanwhile, the wife's in the background just so annoyed.

SPEAKER_07 41:29

He doesn't have an if he talks regularly, he has he has no accent. Yeah, no accent. It's like American. But he's just having a laugh with it. He always asks her to after it's like, well, you know, like uh Kendrick Ramar? And you're like, well, Kendrick Ramar? Yeah, he does. He asks, like, do you like the you don't like uh you don't like the person? And she's just done with it.

SPEAKER_06 41:46

No, I don't. That's good stuff.

SPEAKER_07 41:48

You don't like a Stevie Ricks?

SPEAKER_06 41:53

All right, man. That's good stuff. All right. I hope you found it funny.

SPEAKER_05 41:56

What was your favorite video? Yeah, the last one. I like it. Yeah, I like it. It went it went scary there at the end. Oh, very aggressive. Uh very funny. I like that the kid was there. Thanks for saving the day on that one.

SPEAKER_02 42:06

Yeah, it was great. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:09

How about you? How about you guys? What were your favorite?

SPEAKER_02 42:11

I like that one.

SPEAKER_07 42:12

I mean, I liked it, but I don't want to be the same as everybody else. So I mean, I picked another one.

SPEAKER_02 42:17

The lady in the bathroom?

SPEAKER_07 42:18

Sure.

SPEAKER_02 42:20

Sure.

SPEAKER_07 42:21

Yeah, the lady in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_05 42:23

Sure.

SPEAKER_07 42:24

Wow.

SPEAKER_06 42:24

All right.

SPEAKER_05 42:26

I like to see ladies in the bathroom. I did not say that. That's what I heard you say. That's what I heard you say. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_06 42:33

Get your 4K. It's recorded. But hey, now we're moving on to the next segment is um show and tell. Yeah. Yeah. So we do this from time to time when we have an amazing guest. Uh they'll bring something to the show, show it and tell us. And uh so Kyle's got some stuff for us, man. What you got today, man? What's it?

SPEAKER_05 42:52

Um I'm just gonna show you some paintings of mine. So we've stashed them back here. I'll go. Let me thank you so much. What a kind, easy, kind fellow. Yeah, they're right behind.

SPEAKER_01 43:04

I thought he was gonna take up the table.

SPEAKER_05 43:06

One of the middle. Yeah. That's fine right there.

SPEAKER_06 43:09

So I can I can get I can get back and get another one. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 43:12

Don't even worry about this, Chad.

SPEAKER_02 43:13

Oh, this is great. Oh, look at that. What in the world?

SPEAKER_06 43:16

Whoa, you can put it around the table you want to. Like, this great.

SPEAKER_02 43:20

Oh, yeah. That looks like a photograph.

SPEAKER_06 43:25

It is amazing.

SPEAKER_05 43:26

Oh, thank you very much.

SPEAKER_02 43:27

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_06 43:28

So talented.

SPEAKER_02 43:30

So okay, so how how long did it take you to do that?

SPEAKER_05 43:34

I don't want to always time myself. I'd put this one at under 15 hours.

SPEAKER_00 43:39

That is amazing.

SPEAKER_05 43:41

Mr.

SPEAKER_07 43:41

Rudenbacher, right?

SPEAKER_00 43:44

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_03 43:46

Mandela is so.

SPEAKER_05 43:51

It's not anyone. I was I was telling Chad before uh we started that um uh uh cheat code that I found as as an artist like so The painting can only be as good as the reference. And so rather than ask a bunch of people awkwardly to pose for paintings, which takes a long time and people don't always like to do. You've never asked me, by the way, but we'll just keep going. Not yet. Have a nice robe. Are you cheap? Very. Alright. We got a deal. I do the castanza. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 44:23

If you could pay me in the castanza.

SPEAKER_05 44:24

One jar of peanut butter in your bed. I'll Smyrian peanut butter, we'll call it hard. How about that? Pictures of me and peanut butter.

SPEAKER_01 44:34

Please don't.

SPEAKER_05 44:35

Yeah, I'm gonna ban this completely and go with the peanut butter idea. No, but uh no, thank you. So I was getting to that uh I so sometimes I'll just feed a prompt into um AI and get a reference photo, and I'll paint that. So it just gives me something with I could be choosy about the lighting and the perspective. Yeah. And uh it just gives me something to paint. So I liked this image. And so this is nobody, he does not exist.

SPEAKER_07 45:02

We gotta name him then. We name him. I'll think on it. Okay. Herman. He's Herman, yeah. Okay. See, that's why I said I'll think on it. Yeah. Herman's a good name. All right. Yeah. Or a six-foot monster. Yeah. That's my favorite one.

SPEAKER_05 45:20

This handsome fellow is my father-in-law. That is so cool. Look at the lighting bouncing off of it.

SPEAKER_02 45:28

What in the world? His face and his hat.

SPEAKER_07 45:31

Is there a tent in the back of that truck?

SPEAKER_05 45:32

Yes. There's a story behind that. We were outdoor camping. Um I could say a lot more, but yes. Okay. He was trying to uh camp in the back of the truck, and it worked, but um the mother-in-law did not care for it. Look at his ears. Very cold. Can you see what he's wearing? We were cold weather camping. Oh. So uh shisting. Everyone enjoyed camping and 20-degree. Oh 20-degree, okay. It's colder, I think, at night.

SPEAKER_02 46:03

Look at his hand. It looks like a picture of it. It doesn't look like a glove on one. That's absolutely amazing.

SPEAKER_05 46:09

That's really cool. Michael Jackson. My sister-in-law took the photo. I just thought the lighting and everything was really cool and it represented him well. So it is.

SPEAKER_02 46:17

No, the lighting you did on the question. Do you do you just focus on one piece of art or are you like working on that and then you take a break and you work on Herman a little bit?

SPEAKER_05 46:30

Now these days I've probably got at least two going at once. Okay. It used to be that I could, while I was really trying to learn and focus on what I was doing in more of a learning stage. It could only be one at a time.

SPEAKER_03 46:43

But yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:44

The one the one of Sloan that I'm going to show you, I interrupted myself during a commission to do that because I squirreled and I just thought it would be a cool thing. Yeah, I was like, that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_07 46:55

Let me ask you something, Conn before you put this one away. Where do you start with something like that? Like what was the first 20 minutes or whatever you draw? Like, where did you still start with the trees in the back, or do you start with your subject in the middle?

SPEAKER_05 47:06

And did you just put the trees in the truck and stuff around it, or did you first 20 minutes is is sketching them in, just making sure all the contour lines are in there. So it's gonna look like a drawing. I draw it in uh red pencil on the canvas. Is there a reason you choose red? Um it doesn't show up through the paint. Graphite shows up through the paint and it's and it muddies itself.

SPEAKER_07 47:32

You can see you know, regular pencil is that graphite?

SPEAKER_05 47:35

Is that what the charcoal too? It just it gets into the paint in a way that I don't like, but these color pencils um don't do that. So yeah, so I'll just start with uh general shapes. Everything looks weird at first because I just start with very general shapes. Everything just starts with you know a real basic outline, just washes of color as I get started. That is so awesome.

SPEAKER_02 47:59

Yeah, it's amazing. That is just amazing. Oh wow. Oh look.

SPEAKER_05 48:07

I don't know if I told Sloan I was gonna bring this. She's probably super embarrassed.

SPEAKER_07 48:11

She probably noticed it missing off the wall.

SPEAKER_05 48:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 48:16

Um let's bring it down just I don't know if the for the camera down just a little bit more. There we go.

SPEAKER_02 48:27

It's like she's here with us.

SPEAKER_07 48:29

Yeah, and that's about how she looks when she would be with us too. Yeah. A little upset, yeah, ready to go home. Like in the comments, like that's a Jared look. Like, hey, yeah. You ever seen Ghostbusters 2?

SPEAKER_05 48:39

You know they got that I would love to paint that one day. I would love to. It wasn't uh Vigo. Vigo, Vigo.

SPEAKER_07 48:48

Oh man, I'd love to do that. This is like this is the Sloan Vigo picture.

SPEAKER_05 48:51

Yeah. I say it's a very redhead look. You can't tell whether she's flirting or she's mad at you.

SPEAKER_07 48:58

I feel like I could tell.

SPEAKER_05 49:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 49:01

There's zero flirtation coming out of that photo.

SPEAKER_01 49:04

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_05 49:05

But yeah, that's the one I was in the middle of a paid commission, and I don't know for what reason. I just wanted to take she was just sitting in that chair and was like, yeah, I just want to take a picture of you.

SPEAKER_07 49:16

And so she didn't actually have to post it, you just take a picture. That way you can look.

SPEAKER_05 49:21

No, no, I did. I in that instance I did ask her to pose, which she finds very awkward. You move around, her eyes just follow.

SPEAKER_07 49:27

I mean, like I'm saying, like, does she pose? Like, do you pose and you're painting it while she sits there or take a picture? You just have her pose take a picture, and then so she's not sitting there for 25 hours. Yeah, especially hers, right? And she's laughing half the time.

SPEAKER_06 49:40

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:41

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 49:42

Well, how do you, if they're posing, how do you get them to stay still? I mean, they have to move and take breaks. I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:51

I haven't done that a lot um a couple of times with family, but um, yeah, you just you just try to move as quick as you can and and let them take pictures of the yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:01

How long have you been painting?

SPEAKER_05 50:04

Um I've really only considered this uh a discipline for the last two years.

SPEAKER_02 50:12

Well, because you drew before that and your drawings are amazing.

SPEAKER_05 50:15

Off the chart. Yeah. Oh, thank you. I I've drawn since I could pick up a pencil. I mean, really, for as long as I can remember. So I've always drawn, but I just really started to get into this and teach myself oil painting over the past couple of years.

SPEAKER_06 50:29

You're the kid in middle school who's always doodling. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it.

SPEAKER_05 50:33

I was most artistic and only because I was always carrying around a sketchbook. Right.

SPEAKER_02 50:39

You're so talented. Thank you, Colin. I mean, like amazingly talented. That is so, so cool.

SPEAKER_05 50:47

And then this one is just to target Sloan and embarrass her even further.

SPEAKER_02 50:52

Oh, great.

SPEAKER_05 50:52

This is one of my personal favorites. It's just a little one that I did.

SPEAKER_06 50:55

And that's how big the Mona Lisa is, too, I think. Is it really?

SPEAKER_05 50:58

It's really tiny, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:00

I heard. But that's a great Sloan. She's hailing a cab.

SPEAKER_05 51:04

Yeah. No, yeah, it's um again, her sitting in a way that I liked the lighting, and it's her in the middle of saying, What do you want me to be doing? Where should I be looking? And so it's the woo. So I just thought I caught a photo of her in the middle of saying that, and I thought, that there you go.

SPEAKER_02 51:23

Her hair looks awesome in that, and her eyes like a halo. It's so cool, Colin.

SPEAKER_03 51:29

Yeah, yeah, I love like the discount.

SPEAKER_06 51:31

Are awesome. You got me obviously screaming with talent. Like this one and the father-in-law one, your eye just keeps moving.

SPEAKER_02 51:39

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 51:40

Okay. Because there's so like there's so many like different colors and stuff going on. It's really cool, man.

SPEAKER_05 51:45

I'm glad you like it. Yeah, thank you. I it just cracks me up. It's my personal favorite. I keep it up in the garage at all times because it's just silly.

SPEAKER_02 51:52

So are you starting to do this for other people? Like having like them commissioned, like you said?

SPEAKER_05 51:58

I have. I've started uh a website, yeah, crjacksonart.com. Um and I've started to take commissions, and it's just gonna see where it goes. Yeah. But uh I've gotten some good responses so far, and I'm just enjoying it.

SPEAKER_06 52:12

I can see you doing like um like for like uh partners, law law partners down and down the on the square or like municipal buildings, whatever, like at the judges and that's what I'm working on.

SPEAKER_05 52:24

Yeah, I've I've done a few um paintings for my portfolio. Actually, the the gentleman that we saw first is me adding to that portfolio so that judges and lawyers and things like that can uh can see what I'm capable of if that's something they're interested in. So for sure. Yeah, I'm chasing down a couple of leads right now.

SPEAKER_07 52:44

It looks like something that should be like hung in a courthouse for a judge. Yeah, really. Like a this is a picture of a judge, like a layoff or something, or a senator or something.

SPEAKER_05 52:52

Yeah, I want to be able to paint for both families, you know, uh family memories and photos like that, like I've done for my family, but also for yeah, people who want to be honored and have a cool portrait like that. That's so amazing.

SPEAKER_02 53:08

And but like for the presidents.

SPEAKER_05 53:09

Uh 16 by 20.

SPEAKER_02 53:10

Colin's gonna be in the White House. It's gonna have to be a good one.

SPEAKER_05 53:15

That one was uh I already answered that question. 15 hours. Something like that. 18, 15. Wow. It just goes up from there the bigger it gets. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 53:24

That's impressive.

SPEAKER_05 53:26

No, thank you very much.

SPEAKER_02 53:27

That's so you're so talented.

SPEAKER_05 53:29

It's not a pig brain. I didn't bring, you know, it's not that cool, but I tried. I don't know. You know what's funny is y'all had the pig video in her episode, and she had you know no idea coming into this what you were gonna show. Oh, that's right. Yeah, and it just happened to be what she brought was her bigger.

SPEAKER_01 53:53

That was so wild.

SPEAKER_05 53:55

The coincidence is just it's crazy. And she's right. It it is a decoration in our house. If you walk in our front door and look up and to your left, there's a nice picture of a bird and a little thing on the wall and pig brain.

SPEAKER_02 54:07

Pig brain, yes. Well, I think what you brought is uh prettier.

SPEAKER_07 54:14

Prettier, yes. Yeah, I'll take that. Thank you. Yeah, what he brought is definitely prettier. And he actually, you know, he drew those. Sloan didn't make that pig brain. You're so talented. Yeah, she just cut it out or something. It might do that. Yeah. Literally anyone. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:29

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_06 54:30

I don't know what the big deal is. Sloan, you're amazing too. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 54:33

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 54:34

Um, but Colin, thank you so much for being on the on the podcast today, my friend. You are extremely talented in so many different ways. Uh so funny, very artistic, uh, just uh a joy to be around.

SPEAKER_02 54:46

Um been a loyal member to Nashville Nantes for all these years. And on a watcher.

SPEAKER_06 54:51

And also going to be in the future. I mean, you know, occasionally have some cameos, some calling cameos. I'd love to.

SPEAKER_05 54:58

If I could just split myself into multiple people, one would just always camp out here when you needed me and just help write jokes. I really, really love to do it all the time. Because you guys make it so fun. It's just fun to be here. Your creative projects are just off the wall fun.

SPEAKER_07 55:16

Like multiplicity? Do you like multiplicity? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 55:21

Yeah, the dumb one. I'll give us the dumb one. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 55:23

Yeah, yeah. We can we can work with the dumb one. Yeah. We'll fit right in. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 55:30

Uh but uh there you go. This is serious.