Once Upon A Time In Music
"Once Upon a Time in Music" is where culture. Each episode takes you back through the sounds, stories, and style that shaped generations — from classic tracks and unforgettable albums to iconic movies, favorite foods, and random pop culture gems you might’ve forgotten. It’s music history, fun memories, and good vibes all in one show.
Once Upon A Time In Music
Who Got Hands?!
EL and Cheryl dive into ‘Entertainers Who Could Really Throw Hands,’ plus the world-premiere of Kiss, Marry, Kill, Back-in-the-Day Price Tags, and Movie Flashbacks. Jokes, debates, and left hooks—you’re gonna feel this one.
What up, what up, what up, what up? I'm L. I'm Cheryl Poison.
SPEAKER_00:And this is Once Upon a Time in Music, and we're back for another week. Another episode. Yeah. I'm energized. I'm um all for this show. This show is gonna be a big one.
SPEAKER_02:It's gonna be a big one? Yeah. The biggest, the largest.
SPEAKER_00:Hey, yo house. Yes. Okay, my nigga say pause. Okay. Pause. Um, yeah, today uh show is Entertainers That We Think Can Fight. I got some good ones. I got some too. One or two might be we already know they could fight. But I think I got a couple of good ones here.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:And uh what else we got? We got uh we got a new segment. The new segment I think is gonna be very entertaining. We have uh back in the day price tags, and we also got uh Kiss, Marry, and Kill. Yes.
SPEAKER_02:I can't wait to hear who you pick for me.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah, yeah. I I got some good ones for you. Um and also movie flashbacks. And uh do we got any sponsors today? You know what? Today's sponsored by digital-based media. Okay, and uh if you need any of your media or content created, look up Digital Based Media in Florence, South Carolina. I think they do travel if the budget's right.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, they good too.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, yeah. Um that's it. But how you been?
SPEAKER_02:I've been good.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, what you been up to? You been uh watching it?
SPEAKER_02:Working. Nope. I ain't got nothing to watch. I need some shows.
SPEAKER_00:I probably told you about a show and you probably ain't watched it yet. What was it? I don't know, but I noticed something. I always probably is.
SPEAKER_02:I probably forgot. My mind is bad. I'm getting older.
SPEAKER_00:I tell so many people be like, yo, you gotta watch this, you gotta watch that. And you know, they'd be like, Yeah, I'm gonna check it out, I'm gonna check it out.
SPEAKER_02:I'm gonna look through my book. I probably got it written down.
SPEAKER_00:And probably an hour later, I'm gonna be like, yo, did you look at it?
SPEAKER_02:And they'd be like, No.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, and I'll be like, yo, look at it. Matter of fact, this guy, um Eric from the Feed Watchers. I I've been telling him about the wire for the past month. I thought he was watching three episodes, and that was it.
SPEAKER_02:And he didn't want to bench watch it. When I watch it, I'd be wanting to stay up all night and watch.
SPEAKER_00:Yep. Matter of fact, he's uh I talked to him again last night, and um I said, yo, you watch it yet? He was like, nah, I ain't watch it. I'll probably watch it tonight. I said, You ain't gonna watch it. You ain't gonna watch it tonight. So let's let's find out. Hey, did you watch it?
SPEAKER_02:He already shaking his head.
SPEAKER_00:See, he didn't watch it last night.
SPEAKER_02:I knew you missing. That's a good show.
SPEAKER_00:These people, man, they waste my they waste their time on my um I already watched it this year.
SPEAKER_02:I might watch it again for the years out.
SPEAKER_00:I might do Sopranos again this year.
SPEAKER_02:I like Sopranos too.
SPEAKER_00:I'm telling you that. I'm connected to that.
SPEAKER_02:I didn't think if I watched The Sopranos this year yet. I think I watched it at the beginning of the year.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. I know I had to be Italian.
SPEAKER_02:Tony.
SPEAKER_00:Italian. I had to Tony. I I relate to him so much, I don't I don't know if that's good or bad. I think that might be bad. Why?
SPEAKER_02:Tony wasn't really that great of a person.
SPEAKER_00:And who's light?
SPEAKER_02:America's light.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, but not his family. Ha ha.
SPEAKER_02:His wife didn't even like him. His kids didn't like him. They didn't like him.
SPEAKER_00:The kids liked him.
SPEAKER_02:I don't even think his friends half liked him.
SPEAKER_00:He was the boss. He didn't have his friends.
SPEAKER_02:Uncle didn't like him.
SPEAKER_00:Dang. If you put it that way, I guess that's a little different.
SPEAKER_02:Don't be like Tony. Yeah, but I got Tony.
SPEAKER_00:I think I got Tony features in me.
SPEAKER_02:Don't don't be Tony. Be better than Tony. Be the new improved Tony.
SPEAKER_00:I'll be Pauly. Pauly, Paulie Walnut.
SPEAKER_02:I like Paulie.
SPEAKER_00:I like Paulie too.
SPEAKER_02:Pauly wasn't the best either, though.
SPEAKER_00:Pauly reminds me of my old boss. Like he was, he he looked like him, dressed like him, talked like him.
SPEAKER_02:I like um Sylvia.
SPEAKER_00:Silvio?
SPEAKER_02:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00:Cool one. He's so cool. Silvio killed that girl, though.
SPEAKER_02:I like Sylvia though.
SPEAKER_00:What's her name? Angelina? No, what's not Angelina?
SPEAKER_01:What you call it, girlfriend?
SPEAKER_00:What is her name?
SPEAKER_02:Uh Dad, where's the uh when you put somebody on the spot, they won't know the name. I can see her face clear as day. Oh my gosh. Whatever. Um homeboy's girlfriend.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Chrissy's Chrissy's girlfriend.
SPEAKER_02:Angela. Angelina. That don't ring a bell with me.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Angelina is the Italian girl from Jersey Shore from Staten Island.
unknown:I can't hear you.
SPEAKER_00:Huh?
SPEAKER_02:I can't hear you.
SPEAKER_00:You can't hear me. Uh well, we good. I'm still recording though. Okay, there we go.
SPEAKER_02:All right.
SPEAKER_00:Yep, yep. Um, all right, let's get into it. Let's get in. Let's what do you want to do first? Let's do movie flashback first. Just because we're talking about TV shows.
SPEAKER_02:Okay, we could do that.
SPEAKER_00:Um, my flashback for this week is the movie Fresh. Do you remember that movie? Yes. It's with the little, the young man. And um, he was in the drug world. Uh, he worked for Esteban.
SPEAKER_02:And his sister was on drugs. Was his sister on drugs?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, his sister was on drugs.
SPEAKER_02:Was she Esteban's girlfriend?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Okay. Um, this movie came out in 1994. And it was it was a cool movie because it showed you the the side of, you know, younger kids, you know, in the street. Stealing drug, yeah. Yeah, you know, just trying to get by. All he wanted to do was make enough money to move his sister away. That's what the base of the whole movie was about. At the end of the movie, he ends up uh doing like a strategy where he was able to get enough money to get her out of there and stuff like that. But it was a good movie.
SPEAKER_02:Um, because he was like sneaking behind the guy's back or something, doing something.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, he he was clever. He uh it was he was just trying to get out of there. He was trying to get back at the boss, he was trying to get back at this person at the same time. But it was a good one. It's a good watch, 1984. The movie is fresh.
SPEAKER_02:Um was it really 1984 or 1994?
SPEAKER_00:I'm sorry, 94. I'm about to say.
SPEAKER_02:Did I say 84 before?
SPEAKER_00:94. It's 94. It's a 90s movie.
SPEAKER_02:84 Samuel L.
SPEAKER_00:Jackson's in it. Uh what's the guy?
SPEAKER_02:I don't know the little kid's name. I could see his face, but I don't know his name. He played in a couple of other movies too.
SPEAKER_00:Chucky? Oh, the kid. The kid itself. Uh Sean Nielsen. Um, he played in New York Undercover and stuff like that. He did play in a couple handful of movies. Uh Juan Carlos Esposito is in there. That's Oh, he play in everything. Yeah, that's Bugging Out from uh what's the name of that? Do the Right Thing. Oh. Do the Right Thing. Bugging out from Do the Right Thing. Um, like I said, Samuel L. Jackson. It's a it's a good it's a good uh watch.
SPEAKER_02:N Bushe. Ain't that her name? N Bushe Right was the sister, right? Yep.
SPEAKER_00:How do you know her name? What else she played? N Boucher. Um, Dead Presidents. That's her, right? Mm-hmm. I didn't know she had a crazy name like that. N Bushe. N Bushe. I know that from Lil' Cam. Why? She said.
SPEAKER_02:She said her name in her rap.
SPEAKER_00:Get out of here. How you know it was her? Because I know things. Dang, that's a good one. N Bushe.
SPEAKER_02:N Bushe.
SPEAKER_00:I wonder where she's at.
SPEAKER_02:Have I seen her in anything lately?
SPEAKER_00:I didn't see her in too much stuff.
SPEAKER_02:She was on uh uh episode of New York Undercover, also.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. She was the oh, she was on that on that show Joy Road also. That's what I was. Straight to hood, straight to DVD. Um Barbershop DVD classics.
SPEAKER_01:Barbershop special?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. And that was the sister from Dead Presidents. Yeah. Embouchet. That's a crazy name. She gotta be African. Like African or something or something.
SPEAKER_02:African or something.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, so that's mine. What you got?
SPEAKER_02:I got never die alone with DMX. Ever watched that?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, of course. I love that movie. That's a good movie. That was real good. Is that the one? Oh, that's the one with the pimp. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:That's the one that's based off of I I don't know what it's based off of, but he like tell his whole life on tapes and the reporter get it.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, that's a book. What's that? The pimp? Donald Gowan's Donald Goran's movie. That's the Donald Gorens book. Yeah. That was a good one.
SPEAKER_02:That was good.
SPEAKER_00:They did the battery acid thing on that one, right? Yeah, that's from that book.
SPEAKER_02:He was mad at the girl.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Because she didn't want him.
SPEAKER_00:DMX had some good movies.
SPEAKER_02:He did.
SPEAKER_00:Romeo Must Die.
SPEAKER_02:He had a good one with Steven Segal. I like that movie. I can't think of the name of it.
SPEAKER_00:Oh. Steven Segal is a cop. Yeah, he was he was fighting in that one too. Mm-hmm. Uh Never Die Alone. He did some good ones. Uh, what's the other one? He had one with um I know the best one of them all. Romeo must die? Belly. Oh. How did you leave off Belly? I forgot about that. Yeah, he killed Belly.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, because he was in there with my man. Y'all know who my man is, right?
SPEAKER_00:Uh they know. Hold on, let me see if I can remember.
SPEAKER_02:Uh Narcia. Olopendara Jones.
SPEAKER_00:What's his name?
SPEAKER_02:Olo Bendara.
SPEAKER_00:Is his dad name Oma Diaby too?
SPEAKER_02:Why are you putting me on the spot? I don't know my man's name. Um father name.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, yeah. You don't know your um father-in-law's name.
SPEAKER_02:Because the father-in-law be busy a lot, so I don't really be around him like that.
SPEAKER_00:He be traveling.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, he be traveling.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, so um.
SPEAKER_02:So Never Die Alone, 2004.
SPEAKER_00:That was a good one. Never Die Alone and Fresh. So if you look for a movie to catch up, those are our flashback movies of the week. And uh, I guess we could get into it. Okay, let's get into it. Today's episode is Celebrities Who will beat your ass. Yeah, celebrities, celebrities or entertainers that we think a fight. Um, I guess I'll start it off. And on No, I'll let you start it off.
SPEAKER_02:All right, I'm gonna go first. Ladies first. My first person is Tashina Arnold, aka Pam.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, Pam Duke.
SPEAKER_02:Aka Rochelle. I knew Pam could fight when her and Martin was beating that little puppy dog thing on that island.
SPEAKER_00:Chilligan Island?
SPEAKER_02:Yes. They was beating the hell out that little thing.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, that might be a good one. She might be.
SPEAKER_02:She was throwing hands for real.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, that's a good one.
SPEAKER_02:I was like, oh, I know Pam, but I'm beating the ass.
SPEAKER_00:And she got she's she don't have a harsh face, but she has uh strong features.
SPEAKER_02:I like Pam. I don't think she has strong features. I think she has a strong attitude.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I like her too. I like it in everything she's in.
SPEAKER_02:She plays on Everybody Hates Chris. That's one of my favorite shows. And she don't play, she don't play on that show either. Yeah, I think that's just her.
SPEAKER_00:You're right. That's exactly what I was gonna say. That's the real thing.
SPEAKER_01:She does a beat your ass.
SPEAKER_00:Yep. Okay. That's a good one. Yeah. That's a good one. Alright, I'm gonna go to I might as well start it with female, also. Tamar Braxton.
unknown:You think?
SPEAKER_00:I think she can fight.
SPEAKER_02:She's just so she look like the type that's gonna talk all that shit. And don't fight. And don't fight.
SPEAKER_00:I don't know. Between her and the other sister, the big sister, I think the one that passed.
SPEAKER_02:The one that passed? Now that one. I think those are a be your ass. I don't think Tamar doing nothing. You think so? Not in my eyes.
SPEAKER_00:She's so hood though.
SPEAKER_02:She's like she talks. She talks so much trash. I love Tamar though, but she talks some trash.
SPEAKER_00:You might be right. You might be right.
SPEAKER_02:She's gonna talk trash, and she probably got her sister Tracy the um fight for her.
SPEAKER_00:I got one for you. Between Tamar and Beyonce's sister, who you think are winning the fight?
SPEAKER_02:Solange.
SPEAKER_00:Solange.
SPEAKER_02:Solange beat up Jay-Z and the other place. What makes you think he Solange all day? Solange?
SPEAKER_00:I think that'd be a close one.
SPEAKER_02:I think Solange is like a quiet person, but when you mess with them quiet people, they snap.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. I think that'd be a close one. But I don't know. Like you said. She was kicking, she was kicking shit out of Jay-Z and next.
SPEAKER_02:Solange uh wiped the floor with T. Mom. Say mom, I love you, but Solange was in the elevator getting it in. She was, I think she tried to kick him with his nuts and all of that. She came out like she was ready for some more. She wasn't done with him.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, you're right. I gotta watch that video again.
SPEAKER_02:They probably fought when they got home or wherever they went. Think so? They fought again.
SPEAKER_00:All right, that was mine uh Tamar.
SPEAKER_02:Tamar. Braxton. Tamar is gonna talk trash and run. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Who you got?
SPEAKER_02:My next person is Bo King Woodbine. He on your list?
SPEAKER_00:Nah, but he can fight. He practices jujitsu, whatever it is. He's almost a monk.
SPEAKER_02:With a name like Bo King, he's gonna be Yeah, he's gonna fight you. He got hands.
SPEAKER_00:Do you remember the way he used to walk in the movies?
SPEAKER_02:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00:Like Juice, not juice, um strapped. Strapped. Yeah, strapped.
SPEAKER_02:Ray, Dead President. Everything he play in, he played his part too good.
SPEAKER_00:He was he was sneaky in Dead Presents, though.
SPEAKER_02:He he could fight.
SPEAKER_00:What's his name in Dead Presidents?
SPEAKER_02:I don't know his name.
SPEAKER_00:Uh Cleon.
SPEAKER_02:Cleon's.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Cleon up there telling people he that God Almighty gave him$100 bills.
SPEAKER_02:He got hands.
SPEAKER_00:I think he does too. And he he um I think he was doing like some kind of karate, one of those Wu-Tang videos.
SPEAKER_02:I wouldn't put it past him. But he probably got street hands.
SPEAKER_00:You know, I thought about using him. Down the block hands. I thought about using him. But just the fact of me knowing he can do karate or he studies.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I didn't know he could do karate. Yeah, he studies. He does crazy. So that was my that was my next one.
SPEAKER_00:Booking with buying. Well, I'm gonna follow behind you with another bald-headed person. This bald-headed person is a little older. He's been in a thousand movies. And he plays Nick Fury in the Marvel series. You know who it is? Uh-uh. Samuel L. Jackson.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, you're right. I ain't even thought about him.
SPEAKER_00:I know he was on drugs at one time. He looked like he got crackhead strength in him.
SPEAKER_02:He got hands, yeah.
SPEAKER_00:And he'll curse you out too.
SPEAKER_02:He'll probably hurt your feelings by just cursing you out.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, he might be a professional cursor.
SPEAKER_02:That was a good one. I ain't thought about Samuel.
SPEAKER_00:I think, yeah, I think he's a professional cursor, and I think he can fight. He got crackhead strength.
SPEAKER_02:He ain't on crack no more.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, no more. Yeah, he did. He cleaned it enough with.
SPEAKER_02:But once you stop smoking the crack, you don't have the strength no more.
SPEAKER_00:I think he still got the crackhead attitudes. Like, nigga, come on, man. I don't wash your coffee to do nothing. No, he's tough in shaft, though. He was real tough. I like Samuel.
SPEAKER_02:I liked him in um, what's it, Jungle Fever? He was doing the little dance for the mama. Mama, I'll do the little dance. What was his name in that? Gator.
SPEAKER_00:Gator. Yep, Gator the Crackhead.
SPEAKER_02:She be like, I ain't gonna give you no money. He'd be like, come on, mama, just give me, give me$10, Mom. Give me$10.
SPEAKER_00:And the funny thing about it, that was the first movie he did right out of rehab.
SPEAKER_02:So he knew how to, he didn't did that before. He probably did that to his own mother.
SPEAKER_00:Could be.
SPEAKER_02:He played that part too good.
SPEAKER_00:Yep, Gator.
SPEAKER_02:Gator. Gator. Gator stole the mama TV.
SPEAKER_00:Him and Pookie. The best crackheads and um Holly.
SPEAKER_01:Holly Berry. She played a good crackhead.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:A great crackhead.
SPEAKER_00:Holly Berry. Uh Samuel L. Jackson. Chris Rock. Chris Rock. And we gotta top it off with Bubbles from The Wire.
SPEAKER_01:Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00:They play his part real good. Yeah, we gotta top it off with him. Alright, who else? Who else you got?
SPEAKER_02:It's your turn, ain't it? No, I said Samuel L.
SPEAKER_00:Jackson.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, you did. Okay. Okay, okay. My next person is Felicia Pearson. AKA Snoop from The Wire.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What do they call her? Like, like if you seen her on the street, what would you call her?
SPEAKER_02:I just call her Snoop.
SPEAKER_00:No, like you wouldn't call her a lesbian. You call her. Is she a dike or I'm not calling her dad?
SPEAKER_02:You think I'm gonna call her that and I'm got her on the list?
SPEAKER_00:No, are they allowed? Uh is that the correct way of saying it? I don't think so. Snoopy.
SPEAKER_02:Old people say a bull dagger.
SPEAKER_00:A bulldog? I don't think you can say that one no more. I think that's the bad one.
SPEAKER_02:Just call her a person. See a person who likes women. I don't even know whether she likes women. I don't know that. What? What do you mean? I ain't never seen her with a woman. Yeah, I guess you're right about it. Some people just be tomboys. Okay. But she got that little Diddy Bob. Like, don't fuck with me.
SPEAKER_00:I need to put her on my. I need to put her on my uh kiss killer or list for you. Okay, Snoop from the wire. Why? Why you well, I guess from the wire.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, just from just her attitude. When I hear her talk when she's not in character, she just looks like she don't play.
SPEAKER_00:I never seen her out of character.
SPEAKER_02:I've seen her do like interviews and stuff.
SPEAKER_00:And she was still Snoop.
SPEAKER_02:She was still Snoop. That's what I call her Snoop. You're gonna always be Snoop.
SPEAKER_00:I think favorite scene of the side.
SPEAKER_02:I love you, so don't try to fight me.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Her favorite, my favorite scene of her was probably in that hallway store.
SPEAKER_02:When she was getting the um she was getting the duh du. I liked it when she was about to die and she was like, How my hair look.
SPEAKER_00:How my hair look. Dang, Michael. You might you might know the why. You might know the why. Alright. I'm gonna have to go into a female, also. Uh Rosario Dawson. You know who that is?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. That's not the lady from um Columbiana, is it?
SPEAKER_00:No, that's the one from Men in Black.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00:Um You think she got hands? Yeah, she she looked like I think she from the Bronx too. She looked easygoing to me. She got real like uh Yeah, she was in Men in Black too. She got real uh how can I say it? Full lips. Yeah, full lips.
SPEAKER_02:What'd that mean?
SPEAKER_00:I don't know. I'm just whenever I see her, I just think I think about it. I mean I don't even want to No, not that.
SPEAKER_02:Not that's what I think of when somebody says somebody got full lips. Oh, okay. Well not that don't say that then.
SPEAKER_00:I'm not gonna say that.
SPEAKER_02:I thought you were about to say she got a manly face or something.
SPEAKER_00:No, she's pretty.
SPEAKER_02:She is pretty.
SPEAKER_00:She's she really could um make the she's cute. She can make the crushless if if we had uh I ain't putting her on a crush list for you. I'm talking about for me. Uh yeah might use her as a crushless. Yeah, she was in um Men in Black Two, Sin City, the Star Wars, the um, I can't say this series name. You know how to say this series? Starts with an A. If I can pull it up. Asaka? Asaka, but she she was the main person. What is that on? That was on uh do you follow the Star Wars like the I've probably only seen the first Star Wars. No, this is the series that comes on uh I think they come on Hula No Disney Plus. I'm sorry, Disney.
SPEAKER_02:No, I don't really watch stuff like that.
SPEAKER_00:Oh it some of them are are real good. They're real good. Yep, so that's who I pick.
SPEAKER_02:Rosaria.
SPEAKER_00:Yep. Rosaria Dawson.
SPEAKER_02:She probably can fight if she's from the Bronx.
SPEAKER_00:I think she's from the Bronx too. I think she's she is 38.
SPEAKER_02:I didn't say nothing bad about you, Rosaria.
SPEAKER_00:She's 46 years old, and uh oh. Dang, the first question I came up on here is Is she part of the LGP LGTQ?
SPEAKER_02:Why they be thinking people gay?
SPEAKER_00:I don't know why they thought that one. I uh I kind of think she is though. Yep. New York, New York, so uptown uptown. She's Latino.
SPEAKER_02:A Latino.
SPEAKER_00:Yep, I like her. I think she can fight. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02:She probably can. She's from the Bronx. She probably can. I think she can fight. Alright. All right. That was my next one. Alright, I'm gonna go with one, and I know this person can fight.
SPEAKER_00:Uh-oh. You know it.
SPEAKER_02:I know it for sure. I'm 100% that she'll beat your ass.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, it's a girl.
SPEAKER_02:It's a girl. Tia Kemp. Do you know who that is?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, that's Rick Ross's baby mama. With the Tia.
SPEAKER_02:She probably was beating Rick Ross down.
SPEAKER_00:I think she can fight.
SPEAKER_02:But then again, she might be one of those ones with the mouth. I think she got the mouth, but she's gonna back it up. She's gonna talk her shit, but she's gonna beat you down too.
SPEAKER_00:She's slick with the mouth. She's slick with it. I'm telling you, she is. She really is.
SPEAKER_02:She be reading people down.
SPEAKER_00:Tia.
SPEAKER_02:Tia. Tia's gonna beat your ass. Tia, I love you, so don't try to come for me.
SPEAKER_00:I can't, I I can't believe what she did uh with 50 Cent when he had her on that on that uh magazine cover.
SPEAKER_02:What happened? I don't remember that.
SPEAKER_00:A long time ago, before she became famous, uh 50 Cent took her on a trip shopping.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, okay, yeah. Then they didn't get back at Rick. She don't like her baby daddy.
SPEAKER_00:They did a magazine cover too.
SPEAKER_02:She acted like she hates him.
SPEAKER_00:Uh it might be part of the show now. Cause now if she didn't if she wasn't so rah-rah against Rick Ross, what else, what other content she got?
SPEAKER_02:She got personality. She kind of like Cardi B.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, she is. I like on that show. Did you ever watch the in the Auntie show? No. Her, um, what's the other the mother? Blueface's mother and China, Black China's mother. They had a show together where they would interview people.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, okay. I know what you're talking about. That's off the hook. And they were sitting on the couches. I know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_00:Darius McCrae. He's a nut. The stuff he was doing on there. That's all I'm gonna say.
SPEAKER_02:That's all you're gonna say?
SPEAKER_00:That's all I'ma say.
SPEAKER_02:So now I got to watch that. Yeah, you gotta. You know I'm nosy. I got to see what's going on.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, you gotta find that one. Alright, that was my uh That was mine. That was your next one? Alright. I got another female. Rihanna. I think she got the hands.
SPEAKER_02:I think she got hands too.
SPEAKER_00:I think she got hands.
SPEAKER_02:She just got that attitude, like, don't don't mess with me.
SPEAKER_00:Look at Chris Brown's pictures. His face was when he was in the car? Yeah. I think she got the hands.
SPEAKER_02:I think you might be right.
SPEAKER_00:And she's from Barbados or something like that. Barbados, they were tough. They're tough over there. Yeah, so. My next one is.
SPEAKER_02:I could agree with that one.
SPEAKER_00:Rihanna.
SPEAKER_02:But now she got she got enough money she could get people to fight for her. She don't have to throw hands.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, she you might be right.
SPEAKER_02:Because if I had that much money, I'm not fighting.
SPEAKER_00:I would like to see her fight though.
SPEAKER_02:You want to see Rihanna fight?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, put put her up against Solange. That might be a few.
SPEAKER_02:I still got Solange.
SPEAKER_00:Solange is nice with the colour.
SPEAKER_02:What part of Solange had Jay-Z in the elevator?
SPEAKER_00:He couldn't do nothing. He couldn't hold it. He couldn't hold it in the right spot or nothing.
SPEAKER_02:Solange got hands.
SPEAKER_00:We might have to have like a tournament. A boxing tournament.
SPEAKER_02:I ain't messing with Solange. And she made good music too.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, you're right. Alright, so that was mine. All right. Rihanna.
SPEAKER_02:My next one is Danny Trejo.
SPEAKER_00:Of course. He was a gangster.
SPEAKER_02:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00:He was a gangster.
SPEAKER_02:If they don't know who he likes, he looked like he don't ever break his character. Like, that's his life. He's a nice guy, though, I think. He probably is, but everybody could be a nice guy and beat your ass later. If they have to. I like Danny Trahillo though.
SPEAKER_00:Well, tell the people who he is.
SPEAKER_02:He played in Heat. He played in From Dust to Dawn. He played in Machete.
SPEAKER_00:Machete. Machete. If you don't know who he is, he's the Mexican guy with the big tattoo on his chest.
SPEAKER_02:Of um Selma Hayek. Selma Hayek.
SPEAKER_00:Yes. Turns out to be Selma Hayek. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_02:Crazy.
SPEAKER_00:But I don't think it was intended like that.
SPEAKER_02:I think it was. For real? I think he got it after he met her. Because she was on from Dust of Dawn 2.
SPEAKER_00:He had the tattoo already. Sure? Yeah. I think he got it after he had to get it. That's his trademark. That's his trademark, that tattoo. I I don't know. I think I think he happened to get it and then he I saw her interview where he talks about it and he just happened to see her and was like, yo, that's the same, you know, that's the same girl in his tattoo, or something like that. I don't know. We'll look it up. I don't know. Yeah, we'll look it up.
SPEAKER_02:But yeah. You got hands.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Alright.
SPEAKER_00:Danny.
SPEAKER_02:Danny Danny Trejall.
SPEAKER_00:Trejall. Yeah. The tough Mexican guy from Dustad. And all those other ones. Alright. My next one is. I don't know if I was cheating when I picked this guy. Because we know he can fight. Because one of his characters is a big fighter. Wesley Snipes. But do he got hands in real life? He's blade. He's been doing a high kick since the 90s. But in real life. I think he do.
SPEAKER_02:You think so?
SPEAKER_00:I think he does think so. For real?
SPEAKER_02:Like when I look at him, I don't look like, oh, he got hands.
SPEAKER_00:I don't know. Passenger 57? You gotta be able to fight a little bit, I think. To do some of these.
SPEAKER_02:If they teach me how to kick and do all that stuff, I could do that. I don't know. I can't agree with you. I don't know. He might be got hands though.
SPEAKER_00:I think he can fight. He's blade.
SPEAKER_02:But in real life, I'm gonna have to go back. Wesley at the coffee shop. Can he fight?
SPEAKER_00:I don't know. He went to jail too. For taxes. But he was in jail.
SPEAKER_02:He went to Club Fed. That don't count.
SPEAKER_00:Well, that was my next one. Wesley Snipes. Wesley Snipes Blade Snipes.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. My next one is gonna be Bill Duke. Oh yeah. The first time I saw him was on Predator, and he just had scary eyes. Like he got hands.
SPEAKER_00:That's the main one that he was on that you'd be like, yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. That nigga's a nut. He probably was killing some aliens for real in the jungle. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:When he was uh shaving his face with the razor and cutting himself, and yeah, Bill Duke.
SPEAKER_02:He got hands. Bill Duke got hands.
SPEAKER_00:What else is he in? Let's see if you remember.
SPEAKER_02:Deep cover. He was Commando. What's the movie? Um it's to Society.
SPEAKER_00:Commando, he was no joke.
SPEAKER_02:I love Commando. That's a good movie.
SPEAKER_00:You know I used to watch that almost every day. I love that movie. I had it on VHS and I watched it over and over and over.
SPEAKER_02:So you know everything about it. What? I ain't watching in a long time. Radon Chong back then? That's why you was watching it?
SPEAKER_00:Nah, but she didn't.
SPEAKER_02:I mean It didn't hurt.
SPEAKER_00:It didn't hurt.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:Just that means.
SPEAKER_02:You should have had it on your list.
SPEAKER_00:Nah, she flew under the radar. I think I would have put what's the other girl that looked like her? Stacy Dash before her.
SPEAKER_02:Putting Stacy Dash?
SPEAKER_00:Ooh, well, yeah. I bet not do that. Radon channel first.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Even though Stacy Dash is very pretty.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, she is.
SPEAKER_02:She's real pretty.
SPEAKER_00:I think she's nuts right now, though. She's one ones flu over the cuckoo's nest.
SPEAKER_02:Yes. I agree with that.
SPEAKER_00:Well, you got one more?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, we got one more.
SPEAKER_00:Go ahead. It's on you. It's on you.
SPEAKER_02:I did build two.
SPEAKER_00:Alright. This is the only white person I have on the list. Nah, it's not. We got two more. I got this one. You got another one. Yeah, yeah. I got two. You got one. Right?
SPEAKER_02:No. You both got one.
SPEAKER_00:I got two.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I got an extra. I got a possible. I got one in a possible.
SPEAKER_00:Alright, it's the only white man on the on here. And he's uh Mr. Mission Impossible. Tom Cruise.
SPEAKER_02:I think Tom Cruise got hands.
SPEAKER_00:Of course. All that stuff he'd be doing on there, they teach you a little bit. You gotta learn a little bit.
SPEAKER_02:But Tom Cruise on the street, do he got hands?
SPEAKER_00:I think so. Some of that's gonna it gotta trickle over to I don't know.
SPEAKER_02:I just watched um the firm before I came here.
SPEAKER_00:That's not a good one.
SPEAKER_02:I'm just saying, I watching him, I don't think he got hands. Watch I could probably beat up um Tom Cruise.
SPEAKER_00:Mission Impossible?
SPEAKER_02:Mission Impossible.
SPEAKER_00:You know how many of those stunts he do for real and get hurt? And he's I think he could fight.
SPEAKER_02:Tom Cruise on the street, though.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, he gotta he gotta learn a little bit of this stuff. Like some of the stuff. Yeah, I think he is. Hey, I'm keeping him on my list. I think he's I think he's a tough guy.
SPEAKER_02:All right. I don't want no problems, Tom Cruise.
SPEAKER_00:Tom Cruise. Okay. Who you got?
SPEAKER_02:I'm gonna give you this one, but I do have a possible.
SPEAKER_00:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:I'm gonna give you Queen Latifa. Of course. She's from Jersey. It's not even that. She played Cleo.
SPEAKER_00:She is Cleo.
SPEAKER_02:I think she is Cleo.
SPEAKER_00:She is Cleo. All the way down to.
SPEAKER_02:She is Cleo.
SPEAKER_00:She is Cleo.
SPEAKER_02:She played that part too good.
SPEAKER_00:I think she used to fight. I don't think she can fight no more.
SPEAKER_02:You don't lose that. But you know how to throw down. It's constant. You could throw down at any time.
SPEAKER_00:You gotta have that instinct still.
SPEAKER_02:You just don't do it anymore. You grow up and be like, oh, I don't have to fight no more.
SPEAKER_00:At one time I can see her fighting a guy.
SPEAKER_02:Who you calling a bitch?
SPEAKER_00:That's exactly the time I can see her when Vinny touched the butt in the video. Who you calling a bitch? What is that? U and I T Y? U and I T Y. Unity. Yeah, I can see her fighting. I punched him dead as she did the.
SPEAKER_02:Punched him dead in his eye.
SPEAKER_00:Dead in his eye. See? You're right on that.
SPEAKER_02:And I think she had an older brother. You know when you have older brothers, they beat you up and make you tough.
SPEAKER_00:They definitely do beat you up.
SPEAKER_02:Do you know how many beatdowns I got from my brother? But it made me tough.
SPEAKER_00:I didn't get beat downs. To me, I think they were fair ones, but I got my ass kicked.
SPEAKER_02:Well, I was the girl and he was the older guy. So you were a tough girl. Because of him.
SPEAKER_00:Did you say it?
SPEAKER_02:I said it. After a while, he was like, Uncle, Uncle, Uncle.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, that's a good one.
SPEAKER_02:So, yeah, Queen Latifa.
SPEAKER_00:Alright. Since you're in the hip-hop, it's my last one. LL Cool J. Now I've heard stories of him really fighting.
SPEAKER_02:When I look at LL, I look at like a pretty boy.
SPEAKER_00:I heard a story. LL Q J. Slam R. Kelly.
SPEAKER_01:Not R. Kelly.
SPEAKER_00:Yes. On tour. Somebody that was there. Told me this story.
SPEAKER_02:He is from Queens. You know how they do out in Queens.
SPEAKER_00:They were shooting dice.
unknown:R.
SPEAKER_00:Kelly was saying, yo, y'all too loud. You know, they was like in the hallway area. And it just it just got from got off from there. Got slammed. Okay, uh. And plus LL Kuche, he his great-great-grandfather was a boxer. So he follows boxing. And his mama said, knock him out. He was doing, yeah, he was trying to be a boxer. Then I think he could fight. I think so.
SPEAKER_02:You might be right.
SPEAKER_00:James Todd Smith, I think.
SPEAKER_02:Oh my god, he was from Queens. Yes, he's from The Big Queens.
unknown:Queens.
SPEAKER_02:Big Queens stand up.
SPEAKER_00:Yep. So that's my list.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:That's my list for now.
SPEAKER_02:I got one.
SPEAKER_00:I know you got one. What you got?
SPEAKER_02:Punk ass Chauncey.
SPEAKER_00:Faggot ass Chauncey, huh? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Punk ass Chauncey.
SPEAKER_00:I was gonna put him on there too. Also known as Pink Pinky.
SPEAKER_02:I think he got hands. Now when I look at him as Pinky, I don't see it. But Chauncey.
SPEAKER_00:He's all over the internet right now, like airing stuff out from I see. Yeah, I think fatty faggot ass Chauncey could fight.
SPEAKER_02:I think so too.
SPEAKER_00:I think he can.
SPEAKER_02:Punk ass Chauncey.
SPEAKER_00:I think so. I think you're right about it.
SPEAKER_02:But that was my one little possible.
SPEAKER_00:So I think we got it down packed.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, we have some good ones.
SPEAKER_00:I think all the people we pick can fight in some manner. Or used to fight.
SPEAKER_02:Well, I guess anybody could really fight if you put them in that situation. If they have to.
SPEAKER_00:Alright, so we both got male and females on our list, right?
SPEAKER_02:Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_00:Who you think is the toughest male on your list? It's gonna be a hard one for me.
SPEAKER_02:I'm gonna say Danny Trejo because he was really in the streets like that.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, he was gangster.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. So I'm gonna say him. Okay.
SPEAKER_00:Toughest female. Tia. Tia?
SPEAKER_02:Tia Camp. I really think she got hands.
SPEAKER_00:For real?
SPEAKER_02:You really can't. As much shit as she talks, she got to have hands.
SPEAKER_00:You might be right. You might be right about that one.
SPEAKER_02:See, some people talk shit and don't have the hands. But some people could back it up. I really think she's one of them. You might be right. I don't mess with Tia. I would never say anything bad about Tia.
SPEAKER_00:I'm gonna go with you on that. You agree? Yeah, I think you're right. Okay. I think you're right. Let's see who I got. I think my toughest female might be Vanessa um Tamar Braxton. Yeah, you made me think about it. So I'm gonna go with Rosario Dawson.
SPEAKER_02:I don't know why you think she can fight, though.
SPEAKER_00:I think she's a regular Bronx chick. Just like regular.
SPEAKER_02:You know. You might be right, though, because she seemed kind of quiet. You know how quiet people are. I think, yeah, I think a lot of people pick on quiet people because they think they're not gonna do nothing.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I'm not gonna change it. I you might be right. You might be on to something. You you made me think about Tamar. And I know that type that's all loud and really doing nothing when it comes to fight.
SPEAKER_02:Tamar ain't got no hands. Tamar gonna run. You think so? I love Tamar though. I like her little attitude. I think she's gonna be like. I don't like that attitude. I don't like that. You probably wouldn't. Because she can be talking shit to you.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I don't like that. Because I wouldn't talk shit to her.
SPEAKER_02:Well, if you marry her sister, then she's gonna be talking shit to you.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, I was gonna say, well, who's her sister? Tony! Yes, I think.
SPEAKER_02:That's your crush.
SPEAKER_00:Yes. Yes.
SPEAKER_02:Why you put Tony on the list?
SPEAKER_00:I don't think Tony could fight.
SPEAKER_02:Tony ain't got no hands.
SPEAKER_00:I think Tony was the prettiest girl of the sisters. And she didn't have it.
SPEAKER_02:They all look alike, though. They they favor each other.
SPEAKER_00:Somewhat, yeah. But I think Tony was the girly one. And he used to pick on her.
SPEAKER_02:You think so?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. I think she's shy, too.
SPEAKER_02:I like Tony.
SPEAKER_00:Oh. Alright, let's see. Who's my toughest guy? My toughest guy is it's hard. It's gonna be between LL Cool J and Wesley Snipes. I'm gonna go with LL then. Because I think they both fight.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, it's Wesley Snipes from.
SPEAKER_00:Wesley Snipes is. You gotta let me know. Let's see. Wesley Snipes. Oh boy. I'm sorry. If Wesley Snipes is from the hood. He's from Orlando, Florida.
SPEAKER_02:Wesley ain't got no hands.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, here we go. What? Martial arts.
SPEAKER_02:I don't care. Wesley ain't got no jujitsu, kickbaking, kickboxing.
SPEAKER_00:Okay, so and two other ones I can't even pronounce.
SPEAKER_02:Let me ask you this. So, this karate stuff against a street fighter, somebody from the hood, who you think gonna win? The karate stuff. You think so? Yeah. I don't think so.
SPEAKER_00:Because the karate stuff is You watch too many movies. It could be, you know, some karate stuff is defense fighting.
SPEAKER_02:But I just uh I don't know. No, I don't think so.
SPEAKER_00:Let me see. Let me see about LL Cool J.
SPEAKER_02:I I well LL might have grew up in the hood, though. LL did grow up in the hood. Um okay then I'm going with LL. If I got to pick between LL and Wesley defending me, I'm picking LL.
SPEAKER_00:I'm gonna I gotta go with Wesley.
SPEAKER_02:And um Wesley is real old then.
SPEAKER_00:He's 63. He old. But Todd Todd is uh 57. He's right behind.
SPEAKER_02:He looked like he's in better um condition than Wesley.
SPEAKER_00:When the last time you seen Wesley with his shirt off. I'm just saying.
SPEAKER_02:And I seen something. Was he on Drinks Champs? I think LO was on Drink Champs. And he said somebody broke into his house and he had to fight the dude.
SPEAKER_00:So if if he brought it up, then I mean he won.
SPEAKER_02:He won.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, he won the fight.
SPEAKER_02:He said he was out of breath and stuff, but he had to fight the guy. Uh I'm going with LO. Mama said, knock you out. And I'm gonna knock you out.
SPEAKER_00:They got too many martial arts that on here. And plus the guy was born in July. Kings were born in July. Really? That's what you're gonna use? Nah, I'm going by all these kickboxing, jujitsu, and there's two other ones I can't even pronounce.
SPEAKER_02:Well, you got your opinion. Wesley's gonna get beat down.
SPEAKER_00:Wesley. Yeah, Wesley might be my toughest, and Rosario Dawson might be my toughest.
SPEAKER_02:I'm going with my friend Tia. Hey Tia and Danny. Danny Trehall.
SPEAKER_00:Tia and Danny. Okay. All right. I'm gonna jump into this uh new segment. Nah, let's I'll uh we'll do the price tag.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:Back in the day price tag. Alright, well, 1996, Sony PlayStation. Sony PlayStation 1 was$199. That was a lot back then. That was a lot. Because I remember like almost not going to be a good one. Yeah, I wasn't gonna ask. Like, you know, certain things for Christmas you might put on the list. And this wasn't one of them because of that, I think. Because I think Nintendo might have been like$99.
SPEAKER_02:But uh you think so? Yeah, I think Nintendo was kind of expensive too.
SPEAKER_00:Early Nintendo?
SPEAKER_02:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00:Well, it was expensive for the time, I know that. I don't know. Well, nine uh$199 and 1996. Well, now they have two versions. We are up to PlayStation 5. So with the PlayStation 5, the normal version is$549. And the pro version is$7.49.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, I thought it'd be more than that. I thought they was like running like$1500, something like that. No, is that if you get all the stuff? Maybe.
SPEAKER_00:And maybe if you get like a um higher higher versions and stuff like that. If you get like a bigger hard drive and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00:It might be uh I don't know.
SPEAKER_02:I don't have no boys. I ain't buying none of them.
SPEAKER_00:Yep, so that's what it is for this one. Um let's get into the the world premiere. Hold on a second. We're gonna get into the world premiere of Kiss, Mary, and Kill.
SPEAKER_02:Who going first?
SPEAKER_00:With this um this segment, what we do is I pick somebody, I pick three people for you. Okay, you put you put them in the order. You pick three people for me, you put them in order, and I put them in order. Um Go ahead, start it off.
SPEAKER_02:All right, my three I pick for you is Oprah, Mackenzie Scott.
SPEAKER_00:Uh don't know who it is.
SPEAKER_02:Jeff Bezos ex-wife.
SPEAKER_00:Who?
SPEAKER_02:Jeff Bezos, Amazon Man.
SPEAKER_00:I don't know who that is.
SPEAKER_02:You don't know the Amazon man? Uh-uh. But just know she's worth$59 billion.
SPEAKER_00:Alright, go ahead.
SPEAKER_02:And Tony Braxton. Oh, we're gonna.
SPEAKER_00:We know what we're gonna do. Nah, we don't know. That's all right. I don't know.
unknown:Alright.
SPEAKER_00:I'll kiss Tony, marry Oprah, and kill Jeff Brace Brace of Wife.
SPEAKER_02:You should.
SPEAKER_00:Nah, because I don't know who that is. Oprah still got money. We gonna get married.
SPEAKER_02:Oprah got 59 billion?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, but I'ma keep it, I'm gonna keep it G.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. I'm gonna I'm gonna let you pick your pick.
SPEAKER_00:And Tony Braxton.
SPEAKER_02:So you ain't gonna marry your crush?
SPEAKER_00:Nah, she married Baby. She ain't got something right with her either. She married Baby.
SPEAKER_02:You don't know her life.
SPEAKER_00:And plus that little scam she just pulled. I think I picked the right one. Okay. I think I picked the right one. Okay. Um God, who you got? You got to tell me my three. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, your first one is Morgan Freeman.
SPEAKER_01:Really?
SPEAKER_00:Your second one is Kodak Black. And your third one is going to be Cardi B. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. Who you got? That's an easy one.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, it's not. Kodak Black.
SPEAKER_00:Yep.
SPEAKER_02:Okay, we're gonna kill off Kodak Black.
SPEAKER_00:Okay, kill Kodak Black. Oh, I see what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_02:I'm gonna marry Morgan Freeman. What? And I guess I have to kiss up on Cardi. Okay, I want to see. That's my girl, Cardi. I love you, Cardi.
SPEAKER_00:All right. Well, that was a good one. That was a good one. Alright, so um every week we'll come with a new one. If you guys um got one in in mind y'all want to give to us, send us an email.
SPEAKER_02:Once upon a time and music podcast at Yahoo.
SPEAKER_00:Yep. And um, we'll definitely get it on the show.
SPEAKER_02:Sure will.
SPEAKER_00:All right, and um, you ready to get out of it?
SPEAKER_02:I'm ready.
SPEAKER_00:All right, people. Um, make sure y'all tune in every Thursday. I'm L. I'm Chevro Poison. And we out.
SPEAKER_03:Bye.