Once Upon A Time In Music

Bring ’Em Back or Leave ’Em Dead?

Once upon a time In Music Season 1 Episode 13

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This week on Once Upon a Time in Music, L and Cheryl ask the ultimate question — if you could bring any celebrity back from the dead, who would it be and why? They break down who really deserved a second chance, who left too soon, and who would still be dominating today.


Plus, a fiery voicemail from the “Invisible Co-Host,” a little news update, and a wild round of Kiss, Marry, Kill that goes completely off the rails. Another hilarious episode you don’t want to miss!


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It's a small never smell juice. The taste is come. The taste is coming. Juice is coming. Just come. Juicy food. The taste the taste the taste is coming.

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We are crazy today.

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Take the sniff. Pull it out. You like juicy fruit? The taste is gonna move you when you juicy fruit too sweet for me. You gotta do that. What's the name of that dance when they used to do that? Is that the wop? That's not the wop.

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I don't know what you're doing. Like a jerk.

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Like the jerk. The taste is gonna move you. Wing you.

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I wish I could see him.

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I really wish you could see him. What's up, people? I'm L. I'm Cheryl Poison. This is Once Upon a Time and Music. And we back again. We back. What? Nothing. I was just gonna see how long it takes. Do say something. He's crazy. What's up, everybody? He's hyped today, y'all. Yeah, man. You gotta get hype. Certain shows, you gotta like. Gotta get pumped up. Pumped up. Get juiced up, bro. I'm amped up. I'm juiced up, bro. If y'all haven't seen it, go and watch it. Sausage party.

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Don't watch Sausage Party. And definitely don't watch it with your kids.

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Watch it with your kids.

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Don't watch it with your kids. I thought it was a kid-friendly movie.

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Well, it's friendly enough.

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It's friendly. It ain't kid friendly. They had a.

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And they got a sausage party too. They got a series sausage party.

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Really?

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Like, it's a series, like first episode, third episode. It's like a TV show. Yeah. And it starts off. Well, I'm not gonna enter. I'm not gonna.

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You don't ruin it for them. Let them be shocked when they see it.

SPEAKER_00

How are you? I'm good. How are you today? I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good. Juiced up, bro.

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I see you juiced up.

SPEAKER_00

See, sometimes I might be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You had a rebel. Yeah, we talked about that last week. I don't even like Red Bull. I don't like them either. They mess with your system.

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Mm-hmm.

unknown

Get you out.

SPEAKER_00

Get you out of whack, dog. Get you out of whack. Well, today's episode, we are talking about uh what's today's episode? Oh, yeah.

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Celebrities that we wish we could bring back from the dead.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. My my list is kind of different. And we're excluding Michael Jackson, Biggie, Biggie, and Pac. So we're not bringing those people up. Even though I would bring back Mike.

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I love Mike.

SPEAKER_00

I would too. But at the end it got kind of rocky. Mike was fucking up.

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I still love Mike, no matter what. You can't take nothing away from Mike.

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And um, my list is kind of different. The people I brought back were people that if you brought them back now, they can still be good. Not I can't wait to hear your list. I didn't bring back uh, let's see, who I didn't bring back because of that. I didn't bring back no DMX. DMX was fucking up. I didn't bring back. I got a list of people I didn't bring back.

SPEAKER_02

You don't want to bring back?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, because if you bring them back, they would I didn't bring back- That's gonna be our next episode. I didn't bring back ODB because the ODB was fucking up. Those are the people I I wouldn't bring them back.

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Shimmy Shimmy.

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I mean they were good while they were here, they were good while they were good. But towards the end, it was Rocky B.

unknown

Leave them alone.

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They had their little issues going on. That don't mean they don't need to be brought back. Yeah, but they some people can't even get out of jail. Second time around is better. I bet.

SPEAKER_00

I bet.

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Just imagine all the stuff DMX uh come up with if he came back from the dead.

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I'm not gonna waste my wish. You're not gonna waste it on DMX to bring DMX back and he do the same thing over.

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DMX ain't on my list, but I would bring him back.

SPEAKER_00

Who else? Uh I got a list of people I really don't want to waste my my wishes on somebody that's gonna come back in.

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Okay, that's gonna be our next episode.

SPEAKER_00

Um oh, what else we got? We got uh check the price let price tag. What is how what's the name of that segment?

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What segment are you talking about?

SPEAKER_00

Uh the price uh comparances.

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It's price tag.

SPEAKER_00

Price tag, that's what I thought.

SPEAKER_02

I thought you were talking about our other segment that you oh yeah, I definitely get that one wrong. What it is?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. I even wrote it on my thing wrong.

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When I was on your thing, kiss, Mary, kill. That's it. What? You got it right.

SPEAKER_00

Look, and I wrote it wrong one here. I just read it because I that's crazy. Kiss, Mary, kill. He ain't never gonna get it right, y'all. Yeah, I know. I oh, I gotta I got one for you today.

SPEAKER_02

Can you give me some good people?

SPEAKER_00

Oh, you got good ones on this one. Especially if you well, never mind. We'll wait. We'll wait. I I I can't wait. Um, all right, what we got anything going on? We we got a letter. Oh, you know what? We got a voicemail. We got a you want to start with a voicemail?

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Let's do the voicemail.

SPEAKER_00

All right, let's start with a voicemail. Today's voicemail is from uh one of our favorite uh listeners. She's definitely my favorite.

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Because uh at me, girl.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, she listens. She uh she got feedback. I think this one is she's a little angry at this one, but let's see what she's gonna do.

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Is she mad at us? I think so. Above all, y'all even mentioned three stacks on life for the party.

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Yeah, she was mad. Hold on. Let me let me get to the beginning of this. Let me get back to the beginning of this. Here we go.

SPEAKER_01

What up, what up? Shout out to Miss Poison and L coming through with the dopest podcast, once upon a time and music. This is your invisible co-host coming through with some opinions that y'all ain't asked for, but you definitely need how y'all did a features episode and ain't mentioned Fab and Little Mo, Superwoman. Y'all ain't mentioned Nicki Minaj on Monster. Y'all ain't mentioned Little Kim on Quiet Song. Y'all ain't mentioned Shrino on Nanica. And above all, y'all ain't mentioned three stacks on life for the party. Oh, good thing I'm here. I got y'all though. I'ma keep on listening. Keep on coming in with some opinions, y'all ain't asked for, because somebody gotta hold y'all accountable. All right, I'll see y'all next week. Keep doing what y'all doing later.

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All right, girl. You're right.

SPEAKER_00

She definitely got us.

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Yeah, she got us. Because we definitely I gotta go back, I guess, to the feature. And listen again, right?

SPEAKER_00

Because Quiet Storm Lil' Kim was definitely a banger. Uh what else she said. Trina or Nan Nigga? Yeah.

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You don't know Nan Nigga.

SPEAKER_00

Was Trina the feature or was Trick Daddy the feature?

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Trina was the feature. It was Trick's Daddy song.

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Oh, okay.

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It was his song. Okay. I used to love that song too. Nan nigga? Nan nigga.

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Why is Nah that gotta be Trina's song?

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Oh, it's his song. Why would Cause he said you don't know Nan nigga? You don't know Nan nigga.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that was a classic.

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That was a classic.

unknown

Okay.

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I we can't get everything in.

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Yeah. Shout out to uh, I guess we're gonna call it Invisible Cause.

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Yeah. She be keeping us on point.

SPEAKER_00

Maybe she'll give us a name next week. She did send an email in too, right? Was the email what was the email about? Was it about features?

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Mm-mm.

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What was it?

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Okay.

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What was it?

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It says, What up, Miss Poison and L? It's your silent co-host writing in with song, with some throwback movies I thought of.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

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So she has. There's some throwbacks too. Adventures and babysitting.

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That was a classic.

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Don't fuck with the babysitter, lol. Never too young to die with Vanity and John Stamos. It is such a terrible movie, but such a classic.

SPEAKER_00

Wait, Vanity?

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Vanity and John Stamos.

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John Stamos? From um the uh uh Full House.

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John Stamos. Full House.

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And Vanity?

unknown

Wow.

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That's a classic. Because anything with Vanity, I thought I saw.

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Sweating Vanity?

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Vanity is Purple Rain, right?

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I don't I don't know. I told you that.

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Which one is it? Vanity's Purple Rain or Vanity is Vanity is.

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Them two ladies the same person. Vanity, what's the other lady's name? Apollonia.

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Apollonia. Okay, Apollonia's. Apollonia is Purple Rain. Yeah, but she was supposed to be Purple Rain. But they fell out and she changed it and put Vanity. Vanity is on the karate movie. No, Vanity 6 is Purple Rain. And Apollonia is Last Dragon.

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You sure? I can't tell them apart.

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Hold on.

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Yeah, now I can never tell them apart. We talked about this before, too.

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Any other time I know, any other time I know who who's who. Let's see.

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I believe they the same person.

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Alright, so Vanity is Last Dragon.

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Okay. So I thought Vanity, oh, Vanity Six. So um Apollonia and the Girls had another name.

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Apollonia and the Girls was a real group, Vanity Six.

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Or maybe the. Don't make me lie. You're trying to make me lie to these people.

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All right.

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Okay, we got two more movies. Um, The Best Christmas Pageant Ever.

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Okay.

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That was in 1984.

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I didn't see that.

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Me either. And Dr. Detroit, 1983.

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I remember that, but I don't remember watching it.

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I've never even heard of that.

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That was too old for me.

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Yeah.

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Like at that age, I wasn't watching that.

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She says, keep up the great work. I love the show. We love you too, girl. Yeah. Shout out to our solid co-hosts.

SPEAKER_00

Maybe next week she'll say her name or an alias besides.

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Yeah. Maybe she don't want to be known. I guess so.

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But what's wrong?

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Well, thank you, girl. Thank you.

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What's wrong with being known?

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Sometimes you got to be out the way.

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I guess so. People that be hiding. You're right. Yeah. You're right. Do we have any uh news for this week? We ain't got no news for this week. We do got big news.

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What do we got?

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We got super big news. Uh if you are a DVD fan, like you know, street DVDs and uh what's else got that? Barbershop DVDs? Yeah, Smack DVD. This person right here. They basically free to wave. Shout out to Max B. Max B is home.

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He came home today, right?

SPEAKER_00

Well, the day we're recording, yes. And right now he is at the Jets game.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Having a good time. Max B is home. And uh he got your boy glad.

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Oh no, he's glad to be home. Let's give a round of applause for him coming home.

unknown

Still a month.

SPEAKER_00

So I know all social media, they're gonna have pictures all day. Yeah. All day. So if you don't know who Max B is and you start seeing a little guy with braids and a hat, and you want to know who he is.

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He looked like he has dreads now. Like some kind of like.

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Yeah, he do. He does. And uh the fans have been waiting for this.

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He did 10 years, right?

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16.

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16?

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Yep. He was uh sentenced to 75 years.

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Oh, well, he did good to get out.

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He lucky to get out. Shout out to the New York Giants. But um, you will see him with French Montana. Because they were very close before and after. So shout out to Max B. Shout out. Shout out, um Welcome Home. Yeah, Max B is a lot of people don't really know, but he did a lot of writing for Jim Jones at the time. They say that he wrote balling, or was that stack bundles?

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I think stack bundles.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they say that he wrote G's Up. G's up, he um basically was the he was on the chorus and all that, but they say he did a lot of writing then.

unknown

Okay.

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But free to wave God, as they would call him.

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They got their little shirts made up.

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Yeah, they're happy. Everybody's happy now. The internet's gonna go crazy today. Um, what else we got? What else we got? Yeah, let's see. Also in news, uh De La Soul released a date that they're dropping a new album. The new date for the album, uh, for the album, the album is called Cabin in the Sky. Um, November 21st. It's with Mass Appeal. Mass appeal's putting out Mass Appeal.

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My man is doing the damn thing. My baby daddy.

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Oh my gosh. Where's the button?

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My baby daddy. What's up, Nas? I'm gonna call you later.

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Where's the button?

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They gotta have a I'm gonna call you later. LB. LB hating. We just did a show on black love, and he's trying to hate on black love.

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Yeah, this this is the right sound for for you. How you feel about Nas.

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That is Nas. I need like the lover's chirping.

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That's what I need. Okay, I got it.

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That's what I need.

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But um, yeah, Master Peel put out a lot. Yeah, they put out Ghostface um Supreme Clientele, too. They put out a couple of Nas albums.

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They put out that Mob Deep Banger.

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Mob Deep Banger. Um, they put out a comic book with like artists like uh Ghostface and some other artists also on that, on that album, uh, on that magazine. They doing it. I'm sorry. They doing it. Yeah. Um, so November 21st, De La Souls' new album.

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I wonder, is the guy gonna be on there? The one that passed away. True goy? Yeah.

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I don't know. Pluck two? Yeah, I I don't know. I kind of think I think they might have him on. Yeah. I think they might. Um, I'm gonna get into one more thing before we go. Since we're talking about albums, November 1994. An album came out called The Most Beautifulest Thing in the World.

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It's just like that. Mr.

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Keith definitely put this album out. Uh, how long ago was 1994? You gotta, you gotta, this album had um songs like The Most Beautiful Thing in the World, uh Get Lifted. Uh features on this album were Eric Sermon, Red Man, Jamal from Illegal, Hurricane G.

unknown

Y'all meant the logical nickets.

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The comical after Tomical was coming through like the flu. And then bombing in your flu.

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So uh, shout out to Keith Murray.

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Yeah, shout out. That was a good album.

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Yeah. Shout out to Mr. Keith.

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Everybody was playing that in their um cars.

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And congratulations, Keith. Um, I see a lot of people talking about the new song on the radio in New York. Slide. Okay, I'm gonna have to check it out. Yeah, they're talking, they're talking about it. You got he's on the radio and they're liking it.

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He got another one and another one.

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Yeah. Shout out to Keith Murray.

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Congratulations.

SPEAKER_00

Um, what else we got? I got anything else, or you want to get into it? You ready to get into it? Let's get into it. Um, today's episode, like we said, top entertainers that we would like to bring back.

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And when we say bring back, bring back from the other side.

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From the upper room. From the upper room. Um, yeah, so go ahead. I'll let you start. I'll let you start. Yeah, ladies first.

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I know you want to go first. All right, my first person. I will bring back this handsome. This is a handsome man.

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Oh boy.

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They just be doing our little handsome black men so wrong. He got killed?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. In a movie or for real?

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For real.

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Go ahead. Who is it? He better be handsome. He's handsome, and I know all my ladies agree with me. I don't remember no handsome people dying.

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Whatever. You ain't gonna think they're handsome. But I think he's very handsome, and it is Nipsey Hustle. Oh, okay. Nip. All right, they took Nip from us when they killed Nip. I was sick, and I wasn't really into Nip like that.

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So you like light-skinned guys?

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He just he's caramel.

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He's caramel.

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I like caramel. I like caramel on my ice cream. Oh boy. Nipsey though, yeah. I was sick. I was sick for like some weeks.

SPEAKER_00

All right, so tell me this. Have you listened to Nipsey albums before he died?

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I've listened to some of Nipsey's songs. I wouldn't say a whole album. Yeah, a lot of people. Yeah, I wasn't dealing with him like that. I just knew of him and I always thought he was a handsome dude. Okay. So, Nipsey Hustle.

SPEAKER_00

I guess I'll go with y'all.

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I got to take bring Nipsey back. Bring him back.

SPEAKER_00

Um, let's see.

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It's my turn. It's your turn.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Aaliyah. I'll bring Aaliyah back.

SPEAKER_02

You bring Aaliyah back?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Because I think it was too early.

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Aaliyah had some bangers, yeah. You can bring her back. Yeah.

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We need the older Aaliyah uh songs. We were almost getting there. Like the song. She was maturing, yeah. Yeah, we was almost getting there.

SPEAKER_02

But we need in like, you know, the a 40-year, 40-year Aaliyah?

SPEAKER_00

The Mary J. Blige age kind of Aaliyah. That's a good one. Yeah. I'll bring her back. Yeah, I'll bring, I'll bring her back. I'll bring her back.

SPEAKER_02

Um, that's it. Next. What you got? All right. My next one is another handsome black man. This one, this chocolate now. I'm going with the chocolate. I like chocolate.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my gosh.

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And this is another young black guy that got murdered.

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Oh, I know who this is.

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Who it is.

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It's on my honorable mention.

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Is it on your list?

SPEAKER_00

I bet you. Young Dolph. Oh, he is my fourth one.

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For real?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

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Okay, I'm glad we agree.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

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Yeah, it's the handsome chocolate. The little skinny chocolate.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't really talking about it as chocolateist or anything like that. I was, you know.

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I'm speaking for the ladies.

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I wish the albums would have come back out.

SPEAKER_02

I speak for the ladies.

SPEAKER_00

Did you list the albums?

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

All of them? Before.

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm. I like them though. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Favorite song?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. I can't say.

SPEAKER_00

Where's the gong button on here when you need it?

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Can't do the gong on me.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. Major. Let's try major. Let's go with that.

SPEAKER_02

That's your favorite one?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, probably.

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I don't know. I probably was too busy looking at how handsome he was.

SPEAKER_00

I see what this list is gonna be.

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That's my last one.

SPEAKER_00

That ain't your last one.

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That's my last one that I'm gonna say is handsome.

SPEAKER_00

Nah, I think all the people on there you are somewhat attracted to.

SPEAKER_02

No, no.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

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It's just uh the first two ones.

SPEAKER_00

We can see. All right. My next one is Michael K. Williams.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_00

Also known as Omar from the Wire.

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Omar from the wire.

SPEAKER_00

Or what is that? Lovecraft country.

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I don't know what his name was on there.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, me neither.

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But he was on there.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Let's bring Omar back. Michael K. Williams.

SPEAKER_02

Wow, I ain't even thought about him.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, he's he definitely would have still been in movies right now.

SPEAKER_02

In movies, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

That was my main thing. I didn't want to bring somebody back that wasn't really in stuff at the time.

SPEAKER_02

Wow.

SPEAKER_00

Cuz, I mean, don't waste my wish.

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You and this wasting a wish.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

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I'd rather bring.

SPEAKER_00

I'd rather bring like uh Marilyn Monroe back or something.

SPEAKER_02

You want to bring Marilyn back? No, not really.

SPEAKER_00

No, she's definitely not on my list. I'm not bringing her back.

SPEAKER_02

Alright.

SPEAKER_00

Who you got?

SPEAKER_02

All right. My next person. I love this person. They are so funny.

SPEAKER_00

I thought you were attracted to.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I'll say was. This is a woman. Whitney Houston. I'll bring Whitney back. Whitney was comical.

SPEAKER_00

I guess so.

SPEAKER_02

You ever watched her show with um Bobby?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but she didn't mean to be comical.

SPEAKER_02

That just happens. She just was funny for no reason.

SPEAKER_00

It was the party moments that was making her funny.

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It was like Leave Whitney alone. Whitney can sing.

SPEAKER_00

Whitney was real good. Like what time was that? That was uh the late 80s. The bodyguard? Late 80s, early 90s. She would have been like super, superstar right now.

SPEAKER_02

She'd have been like a Dolly Parton. Yeah. Yep. She would have been a black Dolly Parton.

SPEAKER_00

I know people would have, you know, she would have been better than Beyonce. It's totally different.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's two different levels. Those are different levels.

SPEAKER_00

Dolly Parton is bigger than Beyonce.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Dolly Parton had like a theme park.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but do I did I really mean that?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. She is.

SPEAKER_00

Dolly Parton? Well, Dolly Parton is older, so yeah. So as of now.

SPEAKER_02

Dolly Parton got cake mixes. She got uh theme park. She got everything.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but you could buy all that.

SPEAKER_02

You ain't got no Beyonce um cake mix.

SPEAKER_00

She can buy that if she wants.

SPEAKER_02

But do she got one with her name on it? Can you go to Walmart and get uh Beyoncé cake mix?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. That's gonna be a close one. That's a tough one. That's a tough one. But Whitney Houston's a good one.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Bring back Whitney.

SPEAKER_00

My next one. All all the people on my list are like people that I feel we got shortchanged.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we didn't get enough time with them.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, like they was at their peak when he died. I th I once I look at him, they was at their peak. He Fledger. Okay, that's a good one. The Joker. He would have been he might have had another crazy movie, but or you know, he might have been in, you know, whatever. He was a good actor all around. But he fledger, also known as Dark Knight's Joker.

SPEAKER_02

That's a good one.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's that's another one.

SPEAKER_02

You got some good ones on your list.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, there's a couple of them people I would like to bring back. I would I would use uh one of my wishes to bring them back. All right.

SPEAKER_02

My next person is a smooth cat. I'll bring this person back. It is Marvin Gay. I love meet some Marvin Gaye.

SPEAKER_00

Was Marvin Gaye when he died? Was he like still at a yes? Was there newspaper articles and stuff like when he died?

SPEAKER_02

Like, oh my gosh, Marvin Gaye's dead. Yes, it was a big thing.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

You sure? Yes, I think that was around the time of sexual healing.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Marvin Gaye, who's the one in the wheelchair?

SPEAKER_02

That's Teddy Pendegrass.

SPEAKER_00

Teddy Pendergrass.

SPEAKER_02

Turn off the lights.

SPEAKER_00

Teddy. Turn them off.

SPEAKER_02

So yeah, let's bring Marvin back. That's a good one. Do you know the joints Marvin would have if he came back?

SPEAKER_00

Ah, see, that's the thing. That comes up all the time when I when people talk about Biggie and Pac and stuff like that. I guarantee right now, Biggie would not have an album out.

SPEAKER_02

You don't think so?

SPEAKER_00

No, no way.

SPEAKER_02

I think so. I think he would.

SPEAKER_00

No, I don't think so.

unknown

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_00

I don't even like everybody. He would have been the CEO. No, he wouldn't have.

SPEAKER_02

You don't think so?

SPEAKER_00

No, Julian Mafia was not gonna bring him anywhere.

SPEAKER_02

What about Lil' Cam?

SPEAKER_00

She got herself somewhere.

SPEAKER_02

But uh she probably would have been even bigger if Biggie was still alive.

SPEAKER_00

Uh I don't know. Female rappers at the time was like really falling off quick. Now if she came out now, that'd have been that'd have been a little bit different. What other female artist was out at that time that was big? Foxy besides her.

SPEAKER_02

Nobody nobody. A male? What?

SPEAKER_00

That was a good one. That was a good one. A mil. A mill.

SPEAKER_02

You don't think so?

SPEAKER_00

No way.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Nobody. Blue Cantrell. She was a single rap.

SPEAKER_02

She was a singer.

SPEAKER_00

But she had a little popularity. She the mixtapes was buzzing with her.

SPEAKER_02

Ladies, if your man wanna get fuck away. Hit him up style. Used to be my song. I think so. I think Biggie would have been big.

SPEAKER_00

I don't think so. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02

We be hating all the time.

SPEAKER_00

Nah, I'll be looking at it to you know.

SPEAKER_02

What do you think Biggie would be doing if he was still alive? Nothing. Nothing at all? Nothing.

SPEAKER_00

How many years ago was that? When he died? 97? Is it 97? 96? 96.

SPEAKER_02

I think he would.

SPEAKER_00

So the only person that really been out since then and still out is Fat Joe. Am I right?

SPEAKER_02

You're right.

SPEAKER_00

He's still on hits, like songs and yeah, you're right. Fat Joe has been out since like 19.

SPEAKER_02

He's kind of like cooling out right now, though.

SPEAKER_00

It's still picking up that money. That daggone podcast is still getting it money. I don't know. I just don't think so.

SPEAKER_02

Well, that's your little opinion. You couldn't have it.

SPEAKER_00

Pot 2. Everybody ready. Yeah, he would have been a revolutionist. Nigga said that. Are you ready for the revolution? You would have been assassinated. It would have easily got rid of him.

SPEAKER_02

The revolution would not be televised.

SPEAKER_00

You would have set him up with a white girl. It'd have been over.

SPEAKER_02

Oh God.

SPEAKER_00

Yep. Did him like uh Michael Max? No, what's the other guy? Uh what's the guy's name that most deaf played in Cadillac Records? I ain't watched the Catholic Chuck Barry. What? Are you serious?

SPEAKER_02

I'm positive.

SPEAKER_00

I'll cut this board off.

SPEAKER_02

You better start shutting it down.

SPEAKER_00

I'll shut the board down. Shut it down. Are you serious?

SPEAKER_02

Like, I ain't watched the whole thing. Like, I know like little bits and pieces of it. Oh my god. And I never actually sat and watched it.

SPEAKER_00

And you watch shows too. Like. Your taste is okay, but.

SPEAKER_02

That I don't know. I couldn't really get into it.

SPEAKER_00

Try it again.

SPEAKER_02

I'll see. I think we talked about that before.

SPEAKER_00

That's crazy. All right. He's about to kick me out, y'all. Yeah, I was about to pull the plug on this whole show. You would have heard like the amplified. You know how they have on the movies where they yank the cord out of the amp. I ain't going nowhere. Dag. I can't believe that. Alright. Next is mine, right?

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00

Bruce Lee.

SPEAKER_02

You want to bring Bruce Lee back?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Let's bring him back.

SPEAKER_02

So what he gonna be doing?

SPEAKER_00

Right now?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Nothing, but that little time like the 90s when John Corn Van Den was big.

SPEAKER_02

And Stephen Segal?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. That would have been like the real. Real fighting compared to that. It'd have been Netflix and Tubi.

SPEAKER_02

You're right. You're right.

SPEAKER_00

So yeah, his little time, he would have been too old right now.

SPEAKER_02

He could have been doing stuff like Chuck Norris. You know, Chuck Norris, like have his exercise.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but he don't fight no more. Chuck Norris cannot. He can't do that high kick no more. Was it Nash Bridges?

SPEAKER_02

No, that was Don Johnson.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yeah, yeah, that was.

SPEAKER_02

What was it? Chuck Norris had a had a show. It was like a uh a country type show, like in Texas Ranger.

SPEAKER_00

Texas Ranger, that's it. Texas Ranger. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

You see him with his um cowboy hat on cowboy hat on, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Chuck Norris him and um Charles Bronson back in the 80s. Charles Bronson was bad back in the 80s. I'm telling you. Did you see that movie, the the remake? Mm-mm. What's the name of it? Death Wish? That was him. That was him. Yeah, but they remade it like a couple years ago.

SPEAKER_02

It's a different person playing him?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, definitely a different person. I think he did.

SPEAKER_02

Who is it?

SPEAKER_00

Uh who is it? It's somebody famous. Don't they have like five, six different Death Wishes? What's the guy that's Bruce Willis, I think? I think it's Bruce Wish. Really? Yeah. Hold on. What's the name of it? Um Death Wishes. Death Wish. Yeah, I think it's Bruce Willis. Yeah, he was he was Charles Bronson.

SPEAKER_02

That was 2018.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. There was a scene on there where he pulled a he dropped a car on the guy.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna have to watch that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I like um Bruce Willis.

SPEAKER_00

Bruce Willis. Yeah, so Bruce Lee would be mine. Okay, that's a good one. I'm gonna I'm gonna pair it up. Let's bring Bruce Lee and Brandon Lee back.

SPEAKER_02

So you want to double team him?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, let's double team him. It says father and son.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, you might as well put them on back too.

SPEAKER_00

I don't really know how far Brandon Lee would have got, but the steam, the momentum that he had when the crow came out.

SPEAKER_02

I feel like if they was both alive, they probably would have most definitely did a movie together.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. I don't think so. Karate movies kind of like dissolved. They came back with um People love those kind of movies, though.

SPEAKER_02

What's that guy's name?

SPEAKER_00

Jackie Chen. They came back with Rumble in the Bronx. Remember that movie? That's what I like Jackie Chen. That's when karate movies started coming back.

SPEAKER_02

And Jackie do all his own stunts.

SPEAKER_00

Yep. That that set the leeway for uh rush hour.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yep, Bruce and Brandon. Let's bring them both back.

SPEAKER_02

He's putting two up on there.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they they family.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Who you got?

SPEAKER_02

My next person is Otis Redden. I love Otis. I'm old on the inside.

SPEAKER_00

See, I don't remember when he died, so I don't know the impact at the time.

SPEAKER_02

Otis Redden. Let's bring him back.

SPEAKER_00

Was he still singing at the time?

SPEAKER_02

Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah?

SPEAKER_02

Alright, Otis Redden. Let's bring him back. Give me one of the back sitting on the dock of the bay.

SPEAKER_00

Osgar said, give me one of his songs.

SPEAKER_02

Try a little tenderness. A change gonna come. Everybody sing that song. A change gonna come.

SPEAKER_00

That's on every black March movie. Uh clan movie when uh black people come back.

SPEAKER_02

See, then we gotta bring them back.

SPEAKER_00

Every Mississippi Burden movie.

SPEAKER_02

That's a classic.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you're right. You're right. That is a good one. Otis Redding. Alright, since we talk about karate, you know who I'm gonna say.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Pat. You don't know his name?

SPEAKER_02

Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_00

Pat Mario. This is Miyagi. Oh. No? You want to bring him back? Yeah, it was too early. No. See, you just know him for that. You know he's a comedian.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I know that.

SPEAKER_00

You ever seen him do Red Fox? Impression?

SPEAKER_02

And I heard a little story he tells about Red Fox.

SPEAKER_00

Stories? Like, this would have been a perfect time for him telling stories. Because the internet is full of people telling stories from the past.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay. You could bring them back.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, man. I'll give him the stamp. Let's bring Mr. Miyagi back. We might have got um a new Cobra Kai. Um you would have been perfect on Cobra Kai. Did you see Cobra Kai? Mm-hmm. The first two seasons were very good.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not really into that.

SPEAKER_00

What about Karate Kid?

SPEAKER_02

I watched it before, but it ain't my favorite.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, what kind of girl are you? You're not from the A.

SPEAKER_02

I ain't got time.

SPEAKER_00

You're not from that idiot. I wanna see some. That's what I want to see. Alright, so that was my Mr. Miyagi. Mr. Miyagi. Let's bring Mr. Miyagi back. Alright, we can bring him back. That was another shocker at the time. Yeah. He was old, but I mean, he still could play the old.

SPEAKER_02

It's just some people you don't think are gonna die. I know you know everybody gonna die, but some people be like, oh my God.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I felt like that with uh nah. Everybody, I was like, oh yeah. I knew it.

SPEAKER_02

You knew it?

SPEAKER_00

No, Michael B Michael K. Williams.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that was a shock.

SPEAKER_00

That was a shock. That might have been like, if we were going by ranking, that would have been my number one on the board. Between that and Young Dolph.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

And one of my honorable mentions.

SPEAKER_02

I got an honorable mention.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I got one. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02

Alright, my next person is Prodigy. We're gonna bring Prodigy back.

SPEAKER_00

I forgot about him. I definitely would have brought him back.

SPEAKER_02

How you forget about him?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. Because I I guess I was so focused on uh like uh because you over there bringing back Mr.

SPEAKER_02

Miyagi and you don't want to bring back Prodigy.

SPEAKER_00

I might have been focused on movies too much. Because I only got one, two, I only got like three singers. The rest are like movie people.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, so you agree with me though. Yeah, that's right. You'll bring Prodigy back?

SPEAKER_00

Definitely. Okay, definitely.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

He would have been a good solo artist. It might not have been mainstream, but we would have been listening to it. Yeah. Because he never made like a you know radio song.

SPEAKER_02

He never made a bad album.

SPEAKER_00

Nah, no bad albums, but he never made a a regular his most popular crossover song might be what, Quiet Storm?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, most definitely.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that one with Nines?

SPEAKER_02

Quiet Storm.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

They play that at all clubs, not just black clubs. They play that at all the clubs.

SPEAKER_00

For real? I can't see them playing that at white clubs.

SPEAKER_02

Wow, they love that with the remix with Little Cam.

SPEAKER_00

I can't see that.

SPEAKER_02

I bet you.

SPEAKER_00

What? We're gonna go to the white club. I'm gonna go to TikTok. That's my white club.

SPEAKER_02

Go to TikTok and let me know.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I'm gonna find it on TikTok. Let me know. If I find one white couple dancing to that, I'm gonna.

SPEAKER_02

I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_00

That's crazy. Yes, that's that's a good one. Okay. That's a good one. All right, where we at, Bon? It's on you. So what you gonna do? Okay. This movie has probably like a one, a two, a three, a four, a five. But this character was only in like what, two or one? I think the franchise would have been a lot better if Paul Walker was still alive.

unknown

Wow.

SPEAKER_00

You forgot about him, right?

SPEAKER_02

Yes. I started to put him though, but only because that was a handsome little white man.

SPEAKER_00

See, I told you, all the people on there.

SPEAKER_02

He's not on my list. He's on your list.

SPEAKER_00

He almost made it on your list. Everybody on that list you're attracted to.

SPEAKER_02

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_00

Which one you're not attracted to?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, it is reading all prodigy. What? Prodigy like my little brother.

SPEAKER_00

That's a lie.

SPEAKER_02

Whitney Houston. I don't want Whitney Houston.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, a lot of people didn't after certain times, but.

SPEAKER_02

The only two I will holler at is Nipsey and Dolph. Chocolate and caramel. They go good together.

SPEAKER_00

Oh boy. Together, huh?

unknown

Together.

SPEAKER_00

Yep, Paul Walker. He had a couple good movies. He had one movie.

SPEAKER_02

I don't remember the name of the movie, but it was uh He was in what's the movie with T.I. T.I. and Itches Elbow.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yeah, I never watched that whole thing. Takers. Takers. I never watched that whole thing.

SPEAKER_02

That's good. Yeah. You should watch that.

SPEAKER_00

I watch it when you watch uh Cadillac Records.

SPEAKER_02

I seen the part with um Beyoncé. I'd rather go blind on Cadillac Records.

SPEAKER_00

That wasn't sad?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it was sad.

SPEAKER_00

That was great. That was a movie.

SPEAKER_02

That makes me like really want to watch it.

SPEAKER_00

You know how many people do.

SPEAKER_02

What scene make me want to watch it? What's the guy? Holland Wolf? Oh, yeah. That makes me want to watch it. When I see a clip from that.

SPEAKER_00

What about Lil Walter? Lil Walter was a thug. Holland Wolf. That's. Okay. Holland Wolf. What are you telling me? Get your lady out of the.

SPEAKER_02

Get your lady out of the studio. She was all up on him.

SPEAKER_00

Uh-huh. Twitching in the pant. Twitching in the seat.

SPEAKER_02

All up on him.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know who's twitching in a seat better. Her or the lady on the front row of the five heartbeats.

SPEAKER_02

Of the five heartbeats. The lady in that um front row. She was all about to be on the floor. She turned from one side to the other side. I wouldn't even get like that for Nas. She was doing too much.

SPEAKER_00

I wouldn't. You saw my face, right? Whatever. It got real serious. And my face was like.

SPEAKER_02

It's different because I'm with Nas, though.

SPEAKER_00

So there's two things like you lied about Nas instead. You know that, right?

SPEAKER_02

What are you saying? I'm not gonna be acting crazy like that.

SPEAKER_00

See, that's the second time you said what was the first crazy thing?

SPEAKER_02

I'm not getting no tattoo, and I'm not. Why would I want him on my face?

SPEAKER_00

Because it's your baby. It's your face.

SPEAKER_02

It's my baby, but I don't want him on my face. Uh even on my back, though. I'll put his face on my back.

SPEAKER_00

Hey, yo. Not on my back. Oh my god. Next. Um it's your turn. It's my turn.

SPEAKER_02

Yep. Okay, I got a classic person this time, and I'm not attracted to this person, but they make good music. Heavy D. Let's bring Heavy D back.

SPEAKER_00

That's a good one.

SPEAKER_02

You say yeah?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's a real good one. Okay. You know what I'm saying in the back of my mind, right? But you're lying. You like him.

SPEAKER_02

I don't like Heavy D.

SPEAKER_00

Why?

SPEAKER_02

I just don't.

SPEAKER_00

Everybody liked the D.

SPEAKER_02

I like his music, yes. Let's bring him back, but I don't want to be with him. It's only one man for me.

SPEAKER_00

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_02

There's only one rapper for me.

SPEAKER_00

Heavy D was a definitely good one. But at the end of his career. Look at you. He was getting shaky, but his movies were getting better. Him being in movies.

SPEAKER_02

We gonna bring him back.

SPEAKER_00

And he was dating Holly Berry.

SPEAKER_02

Really?

SPEAKER_00

What?

SPEAKER_02

I never knew that.

SPEAKER_00

I think that was before Eric Benet. No, that was after Eric Benet.

SPEAKER_02

You sure? I ain't never heard that.

SPEAKER_00

Look it up. You'll see pictures of them together and everything.

SPEAKER_02

Well, yeah, let's bring her back.

SPEAKER_00

Why?

SPEAKER_02

You might be able to calm her down.

SPEAKER_00

She's wilding out sometimes. No, we like Holly Berry.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we do like her.

SPEAKER_00

Is she crazy? I think she's crazy.

SPEAKER_02

She is crazy.

SPEAKER_00

What's the name? Heavy D. Heavy D. Yeah, look it up real quick. You already look it up? I'm about to look it up. Heavy D and uh what's her name? Holly Berry.

SPEAKER_02

I don't think you know the Hollywood.

SPEAKER_00

Or put up there uh people, heavy D relationships, I guarantee it'll come up. All right, while you're doing that, I'm gonna go into my next one. My next one falls into the honorable mentions, I think. No, because I I got one. Pop smoke. I think it was too early. Too soon. Too early.

SPEAKER_02

I'm like you. I don't think I want to waste my wish on pop smoke. Wow. I dislike pop smoke, but it's not like it was too early. She liked the way that I rock. That's who you want to bring back?

unknown

Oh I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Boy, go listen to that album. The real one. Not the not the put together one.

SPEAKER_02

Not the put together one.

SPEAKER_00

With all the features and Migos and why would why would he be doing a song with Migos? Not even Migo, Quavo.

SPEAKER_02

You know how they do? When somebody be hot, they make music with everybody.

SPEAKER_00

50 Cent did it, I think. I think he put that album together. But pop smoke. Because that was one of those ones you were shocked.

SPEAKER_02

I don't see Holly Berry nowhere here with um Heavy D?

unknown

Nope.

SPEAKER_00

Type in Hollyberry Heavy D. I guarantee it. Come on.

SPEAKER_02

She was with Christopher Williams.

SPEAKER_00

Dang. I wonder if he beat her.

SPEAKER_02

Why he beat women?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, he's a little handsy as they say.

SPEAKER_02

Wow.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Is that the one Christopher Christopher Williams? What's the other lights can do name?

SPEAKER_02

David Justice?

SPEAKER_00

No. Christopher Williams. Yeah, he was handsy with um Stacy Stacy Dash. Yeah, he was handsy with Stacey Dash. I know somebody that was at an event with him.

SPEAKER_02

Wow.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Is that the pretty boy?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I'm sorry. You know what? Uh we might be going to see Christopher Williams. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02

Who is we?

SPEAKER_00

Us. I didn't tell you, I forgot. Hold on. I gotta find a date. I think it is uh keep on give me your next one.

SPEAKER_02

We going to see? I don't have no more. That was my last one. Heavy D was my last one. You got no more? I don't think I want to bring too many people back. Oh man. Flood the system. My seven is enough.

SPEAKER_00

Well, why are you doing that? I was trying to pull up the date.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god. How you don't tell me this?

SPEAKER_00

I forgot.

SPEAKER_02

How you just bring it on me on on air?

SPEAKER_00

I forgot. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02

He forgot everything, y'all. Uh let's talk about all the joints Heavy D got. I love Heavy D songs. He got a lot of good joints.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, yeah. Uh 214.

SPEAKER_02

On Valentine's Day? Oh How you know I ain't gonna have no hot date?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you're right. Well, we got access. In Columbia.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Yep, yep, yep. Shout out to Cal.

SPEAKER_02

Who who else is gonna be?

SPEAKER_00

Uh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

It can't be him by itself.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I don't know. The name of the tour is still dreaming.

SPEAKER_02

It might be him by itself.

SPEAKER_00

Nah, I forgot who you who you're usually with. I know I do know Mr. Cheeks be with him sometimes, so Cheeks might be on that card.

SPEAKER_02

Is my baby gonna be there?

SPEAKER_00

Nope. Nas don't do tours no more. Now that's the arenas or in Vegas.

SPEAKER_02

My name is Big Time.

SPEAKER_00

Big Time. Big time. He's the big time. Yes. Alright, I got one more. Really, it's an honorable mention. And I can't say his last name. But I'm gonna call him what he's known for. Tony Soprano.

SPEAKER_02

James Gandolfini.

SPEAKER_00

Gandolfini.

SPEAKER_02

I should have known. You should have had him first. As much as you love the Sopranos. No, I gotta, I gotta. I ain't even thought about Tony.

SPEAKER_00

I gotta throw a wild card in there.

SPEAKER_02

Oh yeah, we need to bring Tony back and do another um season of um Sopranos.

SPEAKER_00

That's one reason, definitely. But did you see him in the movie with Denzel Washington?

SPEAKER_02

What's the name of the movie? Is it good? Is it good or bad?

SPEAKER_00

It's when the when the when the um soul was transferring into each other's body and a touch.

SPEAKER_02

I know what you're talking about. I can't think. Um fallen.

SPEAKER_00

Fallen. Did you see him in that?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And there's another movie. We want him in Sopranos. Yeah, I definitely want him in Sopranos. But he's a good actor.

SPEAKER_02

He is.

SPEAKER_00

He is Tony.

SPEAKER_02

He is Tony. I told somebody. Was that you that told me?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Because you said you're talking to me. Yeah. Don't be Tony. Tony.

SPEAKER_00

No, we're not gonna get into that again.

SPEAKER_02

I'm just saying, Tony's not all that good.

SPEAKER_00

He is good.

SPEAKER_02

He's bad, but he's not good.

SPEAKER_00

Well, sorry. I'm bad, but I'm not good.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, he's a bad boy then. That's a good one, though. I even thought about Tony. Yep, James. Yes, let's bring him back. Let's bring him back fast.

SPEAKER_00

Definitely.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Season six and a half.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

At least one more episode.

SPEAKER_02

Or something. At least let us know what happened at the end. Oh, we know what happened. I don't know. I want to see it happen.

SPEAKER_00

They shut the lights off. Pull the plug.

SPEAKER_02

I need to see it.

SPEAKER_00

It's over.

SPEAKER_02

All that time I took to watch that.

SPEAKER_00

I still do it.

SPEAKER_02

I might. I'll watch it next year.

SPEAKER_00

I watch it every year. I already watched it this year. But I might watch it again.

SPEAKER_02

Again this year?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

We already in November.

SPEAKER_00

I know, but.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna wait till next year. And it be good every time you watch it.

SPEAKER_00

My favorite part was when they set the guy up with the TVs in his garage.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay. What's my favorite one?

SPEAKER_00

The wood scene when they were stuck in the woods.

SPEAKER_02

In the woods. Christopher.

SPEAKER_00

Christopher and Paulie.

SPEAKER_02

Pauly is so funny.

SPEAKER_00

Paulie.

SPEAKER_02

Paulie didn't have any shoes on, right? Yeah. What happened to his shoes? I can't remember what happened to his shoes.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, he had one shoe, I think. Oh my god. I love Paulie. Yeah, Paulie. Alright. You ready to get into the kiss marry kill? Ah, you got it right.

SPEAKER_02

Ha ha. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

You want to go first since you are a lady?

SPEAKER_02

I'll go first.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, go first.

SPEAKER_02

Lynn Whitfill. Do you know who that is?

SPEAKER_00

That's um.

SPEAKER_02

I'm off a thin line between love and hate, but Mark.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do it. Oh, you didn't tell me which one yet? Yeah. Can I do my list first? Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02

Tisha Campbell.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's a hard one.

SPEAKER_02

Carrie Washington.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, this is hard.

SPEAKER_02

I give you some little red bones.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Men love red bones.

SPEAKER_00

Alright, I'm gonna have to kill Lynn Whitfield for the thin line actions. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you don't kill her, she probably gonna kill you. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02

You ain't gonna kill her?

SPEAKER_00

Kill Tisha Campbell. She's funny and all that. Yeah, she's funny and all that, but sometimes she's corny. And that that episode with the head and the headboard.

SPEAKER_02

You didn't like that one?

SPEAKER_00

Nah, her head really looked big in it.

SPEAKER_02

It probably was stuck for real.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it did look like that. So kill her. Who's the other one?

SPEAKER_02

Carrie Washington. And Lynn Whiterfield.

SPEAKER_00

Can we kiss too?

SPEAKER_02

Is it kiss, kiss, kill?

SPEAKER_00

Kiss, kiss, do? Kiss, kiss.

SPEAKER_02

You was ready to do um Lynn Whitfield. I I'll do it.

SPEAKER_00

No, I thought you were talking about I didn't know what you're doing. No, never mind. Uh let's all right, let's do this. Marry Lynn Whitfield. And kiss kiss carry.

SPEAKER_02

I would probably did it reverse.

SPEAKER_00

I'll be doing it.

SPEAKER_02

Stupid.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah, that's my. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_02

I can't believe you're killing Gina though.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, Gina. Would you marry Gina? No. My name's not Kyle.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Would you marry Gina for real? No. Right? She's kind of annoyed.

SPEAKER_02

Gina's too light for me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, she's like that pale.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna either need some caramel or some chocolate.

SPEAKER_00

I couldn't agree with you on that one. Okay. I'm just gonna say okay. I'm just saying. Alright, you ready?

SPEAKER_02

I'm ready. I can't. Give me the crazy people.

SPEAKER_00

Alright. I'm gonna start for the nah. I say the best for last. Bus the rhymes. Now don't forget, Bus the rhymes problems.

SPEAKER_02

Just give me my three people.

SPEAKER_00

Queen Latifa. Don't forget Cleo. And Pee-Wee Herman.

SPEAKER_02

I can't stand you. I give you good people all the time. I mean, these are good people. Queen Latifa. Pee-wee Herman. So off top, we're gonna kill Pee-wee.

SPEAKER_00

Why?

SPEAKER_02

Because I don't want to marry or kiss him.

SPEAKER_00

But he was so his the real Pee-wee was sensitive. We gonna get rid of him. And people like gay guys.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but I don't I don't want to marry him. I don't want to kiss him. So we're gonna get rid of him. Bye, Pee-wee. Bye, Pee-wee. I'll do the little dance. Oh, this is hard.

SPEAKER_00

Buster Rhymes. And Queen Latifah. They say Buster Rhymes like to drink.

SPEAKER_02

I don't like a man that drinks.

SPEAKER_00

They say Buster Rhymes get violent.

SPEAKER_02

Buster Rhymes get violent?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, he done hit. He done paid a couple lawsuits off.

SPEAKER_02

Well, we just gonna kiss Buster then. Because my mouth gets reckless and he probably wouldn't beat me up. So we're gonna kiss Buster.

SPEAKER_00

Kiss Buster eyes.

SPEAKER_02

And I have to hold him out his big neck. And I guess I'm gonna marry Queen Latifa.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

I marry her because her um her woman's sitting pretty. She ain't got to do nothing but show up and look cute. Oh, she gotta do some things now.

SPEAKER_00

You gotta be willing.

SPEAKER_02

I ain't thought about that.

SPEAKER_00

Nah, go ahead and keep it the way it is.

SPEAKER_02

Just wanna be seen and be cute out in public and take some pics.

SPEAKER_00

You be like that girl on the car. On set it all? Yeah, what was the girl's name? She said the girl's name too.

SPEAKER_02

I can't remember her name.

SPEAKER_00

With the blonde hair.

SPEAKER_02

With the blonde bald head.

SPEAKER_00

Yep, that's you.

SPEAKER_02

That's me.

SPEAKER_00

That's you.

SPEAKER_02

Oh well. Me and my baby, Latifa. Hey Latifa.

SPEAKER_00

Uh, I got video of her being real close and friendly and with who? With her and with uh Mary J. Blanche and uh Lil Kim in the pool. It was on um. It was a documentary. Junior Mafia documentary. I think it's really yeah. Like, I didn't, you know, you didn't think nothing of it because, you know, they I think Lil Kim. Because you didn't really know Lil Kim was on her back or something like that and in the water and they was playing.

SPEAKER_02

It was nothing.

SPEAKER_00

Nowadays, you like she wanted Lil' Kim? Yeah, they played games.

SPEAKER_02

Did she look at that poster?

SPEAKER_00

What poster? The Lil Kim poster. Yeah, she put it on the she had it on the back in the in the pool.

SPEAKER_02

I don't think so. I don't think she probably look at her like a little sister. What?

SPEAKER_00

She ain't look at her, she looked at her from the never.

SPEAKER_02

Let's move on.

SPEAKER_00

Let's go. Let's move on. All right. Um, we got one more segment. Then we're gonna get out of here. Price tag check. In 1995, a 32-inch TV was amount of like$1,000 to$2,000.

SPEAKER_02

And what it is now,$59?

SPEAKER_00

Now, if you go to Walmart, it's between$80,$88 to$100.

SPEAKER_02

And if you go Black Friday, you're probably gonna get it for$59.

SPEAKER_00

$49. Yep. That's crazy, right? TVs used to cost so much. I remember, I remember my first big screen TV I brought myself.

SPEAKER_02

And I think that was like a Was it the kind that sat on the floor or was it a flat screen?

SPEAKER_00

No, how old do you think I am? Old. No, it was a regular flat screen. Okay. You remember that one? I'm just checking. The wall unit that they had, it was the black wall unit, had the glass door on it and stuff like that. My first Christmas bonus I got.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, you was balling.

SPEAKER_00

That's what I brought. Rent was still due, but I brought the TV and the daggone.

SPEAKER_02

You spent your whole bonus check on that TV.

SPEAKER_00

Close to it, I think. Close to it. And that that entertainment system, I probably just threw that away probably about five years ago.

SPEAKER_02

Like that.

SPEAKER_00

The top started messing up. Oh, okay. So you take the top off, and I just had the bottom part.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

The TV sitting on the bottom part. I guess I got your whole chip. Guess we get it, huh? Yeah, I can I think that TV had to be at least$700. Wow. That was in 1997 or 98.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, it was the boiler.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, right. I went to the whiz and got it.

SPEAKER_02

Nobody beats the whiz.

SPEAKER_00

Remember the whiz? Yes. That was a good era. What you got?

SPEAKER_02

What I got is 1982. 1982. I wore these in 92, 93, 94, 54, 11s. I had every color. I had every color but white.

SPEAKER_00

All hood chicks had a color.

SPEAKER_02

I had every color but white and black. I didn't have white or black. I just wanted the fruity rainbow colors. I had black.

SPEAKER_00

Because my brother had black.

SPEAKER_02

No white, no black.

SPEAKER_00

All hood chicks had the green, the purple, purple, red, red, and purple or like yellow.

SPEAKER_02

I had orange, pink. I had every color.

SPEAKER_00

Would you wear them now?

SPEAKER_02

I sure would. I would. I do my own little thing.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you don't know, but you can. I would make it look good.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. I still wear them. 5411s.

SPEAKER_00

So you can't find them nowhere.

SPEAKER_02

You can find them, but now they're$79.99.

SPEAKER_00

So you wouldn't buy them?

SPEAKER_02

I would buy them. I know what the$80 for sneakers is cheap.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, it is. It definitely is.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. So yeah. If they come out with some funky colors, I would get the colors. But I don't want white or black. I want I want some color. I like color in my life. I want to see you. Spice up my life.

SPEAKER_00

I want you to wear the yellow ones or the purple ones right now.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I definitely will wear purple.

SPEAKER_00

Purple ones. With the bunched up socks.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. And I have a pocketbook to match it. Yes. Yeah. I would definitely do it.

SPEAKER_00

We gotta find you some.

SPEAKER_02

L find me some. Listen, us, find me some purple 5411s.

SPEAKER_00

I think we'll find some.

SPEAKER_02

Size eight women's.

SPEAKER_00

All right, you ready to get out of here?

SPEAKER_02

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_00

Uh I'm L. I'm Chevyl Poison. And this is Once Upon a Time in music. We out.

SPEAKER_04

Bye.

SPEAKER_03

The taste is gonna move, yeah. Take a snip, pull it out. The taste is gonna move you when you pop it in the mouth. Juicy fruit is gonna move, yeah. It juices up, it gets right too, yeah. Juicy fruit, the taste, the taste, the taste is gonna move, yeah.