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This week on Once Upon a Time in Music We kick things off with Weekly News, a throwback to the gritty rap era of ’94 as we spotlight Method Man’s classic Tical and the whole Carhartt-hoodie, Army-fatigue, street-era vibe that shaped the culture.

Then it’s time for Price Tag Check, where we compare yesterday’s $3.50 Whopper to today’s $11.30 heartbreak — wrong orders, extra mustard, cold burgers and all.

Of course, you know what’s next: Kiss, Marry, Kill, the segment that exposes all the crushes, confessions, and questionable choices. From Grace Jones to Seal to Mariah Carey… from chocolate to caramel to “a little bit of white chocolate”… nobody is safe. The lists get longer, the picks get wilder, and the debates get messy in the funniest way.

We wrap things up with more celebrity fantasies, more laughter, and some surprising “field trip” plans, plus news on Sesame Street’s 56-year milestone and the upcoming Different World reboot.


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It certainly is a big bun. It's a very big bun. Big fluffy bun. It's a very big fluffy bun. Where's the beef?

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Some hamburger places give you a lot less beef and a lot of bun.

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Where's the beef?

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At Wendy's, we used a hamburger we modestly call a single. And Wendy's single has more beef than the whopper or big Mac. At Wendy's you get more beef and less bun.

SPEAKER_01:

Where's the beef? I don't think there's anybody bum.

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You want something better. You're Wendy's kind of people.

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What up, what up?

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What's up, everybody?

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We're back.

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Where's the beef?

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Where's the beef? The bun's big.

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Where is the beef?

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Come on, that's classic.

SPEAKER_03:

That is a classic.

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Classic. Well, we're back for another episode. Another one. Once Upon a Time in Music. I'm L.

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I'm Cheryl Poison.

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And uh, we're gonna try to have fun today.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, we always have fun.

SPEAKER_02:

Yep. Today's topic we're gonna do is uh celebrity crushes.

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Celebrity crushes.

SPEAKER_02:

Yep. Um what else we're gonna have? We're gonna have uh weekly news. We will have price tag check. And what's the other one? Go ahead and say kiss kill Mary. No, kiss, marry, kill.

SPEAKER_03:

Kiss Mary Kill. Okay, you're gonna get it one of these days.

SPEAKER_02:

Same thing. What else we got? Uh we're just gonna have fun. Yeah. We're gonna have fun. I'll spotlight it a week. Might as well start it off with that.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay. What you got? What you got?

SPEAKER_02:

November 15th, 1994. An album came out. Met the Man, Tacal. I think that was his first album. Uh it had songs like Bring the Pain was on there, right? Yeah, Bring the Pain, Release Yadelf, uh, Sandman, PLO style.

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PLO style.

SPEAKER_02:

What the blood clot. All I all I need biscuits. Yeah, so 1994.

SPEAKER_03:

94 was such a good year.

SPEAKER_02:

It was 95, 94, 96. Those were like the gritty rap that grimy, yeah. Yeah, it was it was the new.

SPEAKER_03:

I think it was like a new street age.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Street era. Mm-hmm. It wasn't flashy money. It was just, you know.

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I'm broke. I'm trying to get some money.

SPEAKER_02:

Carhart hoodie.

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Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02:

What else? Shams. Champion hoodie. Coats. Army fatigue. Army fatigue. The whole outfit. And if you was really on, you would you would get like an army fatigue. Something exclusive. Like you would go to the Army and Navy store and get uh you know a hundred pick a hundred dollar pair of army fatigues with padding inside and you know, just hats to match. Yeah, definitely the hats to match.

SPEAKER_03:

What else? That's a good time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Car heart was big at the time.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, car is coming back now.

SPEAKER_02:

It is. I don't think it's coming back in the south because you know, you just go to Lowe's.

SPEAKER_03:

Mm-hmm. Get you a jacket or two.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

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Some overalls.

SPEAKER_02:

But I think I'm I think I'm gonna grab a I think I'm gonna grab a jacket. I think I'm gonna do a uh suit. Like maybe the pants and uh don't do it.

SPEAKER_03:

Like, don't do it something like that. Don't get the jacket in the kitchen. Don't do it so like that.

SPEAKER_02:

That'd be too much, right?

SPEAKER_03:

That'd be cute.

SPEAKER_02:

I think I'm gonna do, you know, I'm gonna do a jacket and find a hoodie. You know, the jacket with the hoodie.

SPEAKER_03:

We'll coordinate and wear um card on the same day.

SPEAKER_02:

Let's do it. Okay. We gotta go to an event. It's not too well, it's not too many events to wear that to, right? Yeah. Maybe we go to the club one night. The club? Yeah, go to the strip club or something, right? What the strip club? That's the only clubs that got down south.

SPEAKER_03:

Got to make it rain?

SPEAKER_02:

No.

SPEAKER_03:

You ain't gonna make it. Well, you don't need to go to the um strip club then.

SPEAKER_02:

Why?

SPEAKER_03:

You got to make it ring when you go to a strip club.

SPEAKER_02:

We better make some friends. Hey, how are you? We're not um, we're not gonna, I'm not making it rain.

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We have to give out some um prizes, some keychain, something. We had to come up with something.

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T-shirts?

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Something. We can't go empty-handed. Them girls gonna look at us crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

I give them some pennies. And they might be worth money. They might be worth money soon now they now they make them no more.

SPEAKER_03:

Give me 21s. I'm about to make it rain up in here.

SPEAKER_02:

Are you balling out 21s?

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Balling 21s.

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I don't think I ever did that. Just like.

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I've never been to the strip club.

SPEAKER_02:

Blue money. For real?

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Why? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02:

So if we go, you gonna partake?

SPEAKER_03:

I'll partake.

SPEAKER_02:

Like dances and all that?

SPEAKER_03:

No, I don't want nobody dancing on me.

SPEAKER_02:

No, on me. Come on.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, yeah, they could dance on you.

SPEAKER_02:

No, not on me. I'm talking about I'm paying for the dance.

SPEAKER_03:

No. I don't want them dancing on me.

SPEAKER_02:

So why are you going?

SPEAKER_03:

I'm going to look. Oh, don't worry. Look at someone shake it, but you ain't got to shake it on me. Nah, nah, nah.

SPEAKER_02:

We got, we got uh you got a full experience.

SPEAKER_03:

No. I'm good. What? I don't know. I feel like I don't know. I feel like the club, the strip club would be stank.

SPEAKER_02:

All strip clubs don't stink.

SPEAKER_03:

That's just what I have in my mind. For real?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, we're going. We going.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay. We're on a field trip.

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Yeah, we going. I'm gonna bring the camera and be like, uh-uh.

SPEAKER_03:

You can't film it. You're crazy. I'm gonna close on at the strip club stays there.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh not for us. We we're supposed to be reporting it to the people. Right? Okay. Yeah, we're gonna get you some wings. I know they got wings there.

SPEAKER_03:

We gonna I'm gonna be eating, and you could be over there partaking.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't partake. Oh.

SPEAKER_03:

But we need somebody else to go with us who's gonna partake.

SPEAKER_02:

No, no, no, no. You partaking.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm not partaking.

SPEAKER_02:

Your first time, you gotta go all out. Like, ooh, oh, I like this or ooh, I don't like this.

SPEAKER_03:

It's probably gonna be, ooh, I'm ready to go home.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, right. You gotta have some glitter on your face.

SPEAKER_03:

Ooh, I love the strip. I love this place. I love it here. I doubt it. I doubt it. For real? I doubt it.

SPEAKER_02:

You know what a motorboat is? Yeah. I don't want that. Yeah, we're gonna go to one. Yeah, we're gonna do that. That's that's gonna be the new thing.

SPEAKER_03:

That's gonna be our first field trip. The strip club, really?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I guess so. You got anything else?

SPEAKER_03:

Mm-mm. I wouldn't even have thought of that.

SPEAKER_02:

I I don't know where that came from either.

SPEAKER_03:

Where did it come from? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02:

What made us start talking about this again? I don't know. Uh let's see. You know my mind is bad. Dang, I don't remember. Well, rewind it back and oh well. All right. Um, yeah, that was it. Oh, we was talking about the outfits. Wear the outfits out.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, yeah, matching outfits.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, we bugging. We're bugging. Um, all right. Let's get into your favorite segment. Kill, kiss, marry, kill.

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Yes.

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This is the segment where you name three people, and I tell you what I would do with each one of them. And I name three people, and you tell me what you would do to each one of them. And uh I'm gonna let you go first because you always say I always go first. Ladies first.

SPEAKER_03:

Go first, it's okay. Ladies first. Ladies first. Go ahead. My three people are Kamora Lee.

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Oh, I already know what I'm doing, Grace Jones, and Tyra Banks. Dang, that's a good one. You give me all good ones. I like that. Marcus Darwin.

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Marcus.

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Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to kill her.

SPEAKER_03:

Don't kill her. Remember her in the restaurant.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, you in the shed? When she took the parties off. Yeah. Um, all right, yeah, I think I have to kill Grace Jones. Kamora Lee.

SPEAKER_03:

What's the other one? Tyra Banks.

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Tyra Banks. Uh that's a hard one because I think Tyra Banks might be crazy.

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You think she's crazy?

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And I think Kamora Lee might be crazy too.

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Men love the crazy women. Why? I don't know why. Oh, I know why they say. Oh, I can imagine what they say. But they love them. When they be crazy, they love them.

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Alright, let's see. This is a hard one.

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This because they well, either way, you're gonna have a crazy one. You either gonna marry the crazy one or kiss the um crazy one.

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I'll marry Kamorly.

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Okay, that's a good choice.

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And kiss. Yeah, I'll do that. I'll marry Kamora Lee and kiss uh.

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Gonna kill Grace Jones.

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Yeah, kiss.

SPEAKER_03:

Uh Grace probably give you the time of your life.

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And what? Doing what?

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Just doing whatever.

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Like what?

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Just whatever. Time of your life.

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She still looks good too.

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Uh nah. And she got a nice body.

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Uh I I I think I'm gonna stay with I'm gonna stick with what I got.

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Okay. You know what? That's your decision.

SPEAKER_02:

What would you do on that one? What would I do? Yeah. Who would you marry?

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Out of those three.

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Yep.

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I might go with Grace. Think outside the box.

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You'll marry her?

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Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02:

Why? I'm telling you, she seemed like she'll be fun. Yeah, but she's 80. You got 15 more years to go with her.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, and I'm gonna get her checks when she go.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. You're doing it that way. I got you.

SPEAKER_03:

Kamora got 300 kids. Oh, yeah, she does got. Uh, it ain't gonna be nothing left for me.

SPEAKER_02:

We mean nothing as in what?

SPEAKER_03:

Money.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, I thought you were saying.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh my God. Let me press that button for you.

SPEAKER_02:

I thought you were talking about the way.

SPEAKER_03:

No, I'm not talking about the cookie. Um, yeah, she got a lot of kids.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I'm I might switch mine around.

SPEAKER_03:

Mm-mm. You said you were sticking with it.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I kind of think she's crazy though. I think she's crazy. Whatever.

SPEAKER_03:

And you're gonna have to take care of all them kids.

SPEAKER_02:

Nah, they grown, ain't they?

SPEAKER_03:

Not all of them.

SPEAKER_02:

You know, they I'll be in the back room.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, she added on something. She got like adopted kids or something. She got like six altogether.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, so she's getting paid. She ain't slick. She ain't slick. She ain't slick.

SPEAKER_03:

She got all them kids.

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Alright. You ready for mine?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, I'm ready.

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I feel bad now.

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Wow.

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You'll see.

SPEAKER_03:

Because you gave me some crazy people. You always pick the worst people. Because it's, you know. It's fun.

SPEAKER_02:

My first one is Seal. The second one is Shabaanks. And the third one is Mariah Carey. That's a hard one, boy. That's a hard one. Seal, Shaba Ranks, or Mariah Carey. What's that seal song?

SPEAKER_03:

A Kiss from a Rose or something? Oh my god. You say.

SPEAKER_02:

You taking a long time.

SPEAKER_03:

Let's kill off Shaba. Shaba. You gonna kill off Shaba? Max Cri sent Shaba.

SPEAKER_02:

He might be he might be a bedroom bully.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm good. I am so good. A bedroom bully. Let's kill off Shaba. That was the name of the album, right? Bedroom Bully or the Shaba? I think that was a song. Let's kill him off. Okay, kill Shaba.

SPEAKER_02:

You wanna see a picture? No. I know he wants to see a picture. Ah, listen to that silky voice. You're gonna marry him. I already know that.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm thinking I'm gonna marry Mariah.

SPEAKER_02:

Mariah is crazy than all of them. You know that.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm crazy too. We could be two crazies together. You might be right.

SPEAKER_02:

So kill Shah.

SPEAKER_03:

I ain't gonna tongue them down though. Yeah, you are. I ain't gonna tongue them down.

SPEAKER_02:

You hear that?

SPEAKER_03:

Don't never give me nobody good.

SPEAKER_02:

Alright, so you're gonna kill Shaba. So we letting the people know. We letting the people know you want to kiss Seal.

SPEAKER_03:

And I'm marrying Mariah.

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And marry Mariah.

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Mariah. That house will be crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

That house will be crazy.

SPEAKER_03:

It will be crazy. First of all, all we're gonna do is be shopping and chilling.

SPEAKER_02:

That's what you think. That's what Nick thought.

SPEAKER_03:

Shopping and chilling. And being prissy. She's she's I'ma be bougie. She's hood.

SPEAKER_02:

But she's bougie too. Yeah, she's super bougie. Well, good luck on your marriage. Good luck.

SPEAKER_03:

And she got a crazy closet?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Oh, what?

SPEAKER_03:

Crazy closet.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh. Yeah, y'all gonna fight over the shoes. Well, she wears shoes.

SPEAKER_03:

No, she wears heels. I'm good with that.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, so you wear the sneakers.

SPEAKER_03:

So you the guy. I'm about to be the guy. You the guy. I can't be the guy in a lesbian relationship. What they call him now? You the butch.

unknown:

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_02:

You the butch?

SPEAKER_03:

No. I'm the girly one. Dyke?

unknown:

No.

SPEAKER_03:

Are these bad words I'm saying right now? I think it is.

SPEAKER_02:

I think they are too. They're gonna get you.

SPEAKER_03:

They're gonna be waiting at your car. They're gonna be like butch will be.

SPEAKER_02:

I'll be like, hey man, get away from my car. Hey man, get away from my car. I'm sorry, man.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm stupid.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm sorry, babe.

SPEAKER_03:

Stupid.

SPEAKER_02:

I can't let you. I'm not gonna get all into that because I got so many.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, just leave it at that.

SPEAKER_02:

So many more.

SPEAKER_03:

Um we sorry. We love the manly gay community. But you know what?

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All of them don't have to be gay.

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Anyway.

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Have you ever seen one dressed like that and that wasn't gay? That's a weird one right there. No, I don't think I.

SPEAKER_03:

That's a haku, what they call those things.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh god. That's crazy right there.

SPEAKER_03:

They're gonna be waiting at your car for real.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm gonna be like, hey, stop lying.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm not walking out with him today, y'all.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm not. Hey yo, son, let me talk to you real quick.

SPEAKER_03:

And I'm gonna keep on walking fast.

SPEAKER_02:

Let me talk to you real quick. I can't with you. Hey, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03:

Anyway, I'm gonna marry Mariah. Anyway. We're gonna kill Oshava and I'ma kiss uh a peck. So you're seal.

SPEAKER_02:

You're gonna be the guy. I got you. That's what I got from it. I got you wanna kiss Seal and you're gonna be the guy in a relationship. I'm sick.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm just as prissy as uh Mariah. We could both be prissy together.

SPEAKER_02:

I got you. All right.

SPEAKER_03:

What else do you have?

SPEAKER_02:

Uh what else I got? Let's do price tag check before we get into our topic.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02:

Price tag check. So you remember, you know, everything goes up in price. Everything from from, you know, cars to food to this to that. You remember when you was a kid, say like 1988, you would go to like Burger King and how much a Whoppa meal was?

SPEAKER_03:

Probably was$3. It was.

SPEAKER_02:

It was$350.

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$350.

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$350 for a Whoppa Meal in 88.

SPEAKER_03:

How much your Whoppa meal is now?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, the borderline where you get the basic? The basic. The base model. It's not even, I don't think this is the large. This is just like the drink, the kids drink like 11.30 right now.

SPEAKER_03:

Wow. That is crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

I I usually get a whoppa meal and a double cheeseburger on the side.

SPEAKER_03:

Why are you getting a double cheeseburger on the side?

SPEAKER_02:

I'll save for later sometime.

SPEAKER_03:

You like my nephew. When he goes to McDonald's, he's gonna get a 10-piece nugget and he's gonna get a cheeseburger too.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, what's wrong with that?

SPEAKER_03:

You better pick one or the other.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh my gosh. Um, matter of fact, last night I had Burger King. I was so mad. I'm a picky eater. So my Whopper gotta have no mayo, no ketchup, no onions, add barbecue sauce.

SPEAKER_03:

First of all, a whopper ain't a whopper without the mayo. The male makes the whopper. It be all messy running down your arm and stuff.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, but no guy needs to have white stuff in the corner of their mouth with no meal.

SPEAKER_03:

I'll tell you, that male makes it.

SPEAKER_02:

For a lady, maybe, not for a guy. That's the PSA for today. No man needs to eat mayonnaise. Look at the name of it. Mayonnaise. Not just mayo, mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_03:

Mayonnaise is so good.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, for you.

SPEAKER_03:

It is so good. You haven't tasted it before?

SPEAKER_02:

Whoa, watch it now.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_02:

No, we're not talking about that no more. I don't like that. That is that is disgusting. Pause. Have I ever tasted mayonnaise before? But I was so pissed last night. I get, I get my whopper, and I took it out of the bag. I was like, dad, this thing feels cold. Like through the paper. I was like, this feel cold. Open it up. I see bacon hanging out of it. I said, oh, this ain't mine.

SPEAKER_03:

You had the wrong sandwich?

SPEAKER_02:

It looked like extra mayonnaise on it. And bacon. And I think it was only one patty on there. It was crazy. So I took a bite. I said, no, I'm not even doing this. And it had onions on it. So I took the top off, paused, and then I just ate the burger part with the bottom part of the bread.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_02:

I was so mad.

SPEAKER_03:

Now I'm surprised you didn't take it back.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, I didn't want to go back out. I was outside all night, like chilling out. So I said, you know what? I'll just eat this other one. Well, my double cheeseburger can't have mustard on it.

unknown:

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02:

And guess what it had on it? Mustard.

SPEAKER_03:

Extra mustard.

SPEAKER_02:

The first bite. I was like, oh man, this is so disgust. I want to throw it in the room.

SPEAKER_03:

They just messed up your whole order. I was so mad. You take a chance when you go out to a fast food restaurant.

SPEAKER_02:

And I order a head.

SPEAKER_03:

You take a chance.

SPEAKER_02:

Yep. So uh back in 1988, a whopper meal was about 350. Right now it's 1130.

SPEAKER_03:

And they were bigger back then. A Whopper back then was so big. To me, they were huge back then.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it do seem maybe because we were small though.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't know. It just seemed way bigger.

SPEAKER_02:

Like round size.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, like I would never get a Whopper. I would always get a Whopper Junior when I was little. Yeah. Because the Whopper was too big. They had juniors when you were little?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Wow, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay. Whopper Junior, cheese.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Extra mayo.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm hungry now. All right. I'm ready.

SPEAKER_03:

You ready? We're gonna get into it.

SPEAKER_02:

Let me let me sit up in my seat. Oh, he got to adjust himself. Yeah, because it's about to get serious in here. We're about to get real serious. Tell all the fantasies of these uh celebrities that we think.

SPEAKER_03:

I got some good ones, ladies. Ladies. You did wear a fancy shirt today. I got some good ones. Some real good ones.

SPEAKER_02:

All right. Since you say ladies first, go ahead.

SPEAKER_03:

All right. You're first. My first person is some chocolate.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh.

SPEAKER_03:

I love me some chocolate. Didn't we talk about this once before for something? Young Dolph was the chocolate I was talking about last week.

SPEAKER_02:

I guess so.

SPEAKER_03:

But he's not on my list this week.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, he can be. We can't, we can't pick it up.

SPEAKER_03:

Even though he is on my list. I would have got Young Dolph. He would have got it.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_03:

Anyway, my first person is Travante Rhodes.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay, I don't know him.

SPEAKER_03:

The first time I seen him was on Moonlight.

SPEAKER_02:

Moonlight?

SPEAKER_03:

Mm-hmm. You ever seen a movie?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh yeah, yeah, that guy.

SPEAKER_03:

The dark skin guy. Yeah, the guy from um He played in a movie with um What was that Marvel?

SPEAKER_02:

It wasn't a Marvel movie, it was a superhero movie.

SPEAKER_03:

Really?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. He was the gangster. What? Was that Black Lightning? No.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't know. I don't think I saw him on that. The first time I ever saw him was on Moonlight.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, he but I gotta I gotta find that that it was a series. What's the other black guy? Um Marvel guy. Not Marvel. Luke Cage. He was on the first season of Luke Cage.

unknown:

Really?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, he he was a gangster. Like he kind of died, I think. They died and brought him back, so all the people that he killed, a tattoo would come to his body, I think, or something like that.

SPEAKER_03:

I might need to watch that again.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it was cool. Like that first episode, they had like this biggie picture behind him and the way he was sitting, it was real cinematic, like that first season.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, yeah, him. Ephon. Alright. Ephon. Is that the same guy? It better be, because I might be bugging.

SPEAKER_02:

You talking about the guy that's yeah, I'm bugging.

SPEAKER_03:

It's not the same guy?

SPEAKER_02:

No, it's not. The guy you're talking about is the guy from they said that he was gonna be blade. Right?

SPEAKER_03:

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. Listeners know. The listeners know.

SPEAKER_03:

Wow. I'll look it up though.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

But him. Alright. I like him.

SPEAKER_02:

That's a cool one. I know who you're talking about, though.

SPEAKER_03:

Travante. Chocolate. We're gonna name him chocolate.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm not gonna name him no chocolate.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm gonna name him chocolate. Me and the ladies gonna name him chocolate.

SPEAKER_02:

Alright.

SPEAKER_03:

Mine is How you know I was finished with mine?

SPEAKER_02:

You gotta what do you mean?

SPEAKER_03:

I'm just playing. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02:

Like he got an extension to him?

SPEAKER_03:

He might be too.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey yo. Maybe. I'm just playing. Go ahead. No, you ain't. All right. Mine is Tracy Ellis Ross.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_02:

Especially a social media. Her. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

She be setting a trap.

SPEAKER_02:

She does be thirst trapping. She does. Girlfriends, she wasn't as nice looking as she is now. Uh, what else was she on? Blackish? Uh mix-ish. Uh, what else? There's a whole bunch of things. Daddy's little girls. That's all on a thing there.

SPEAKER_03:

But yeah, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_02:

And she's somewhat light skinned, I guess.

SPEAKER_03:

Somewhat. She is light skinned. She a red bone.

SPEAKER_02:

Men love them red bones. They do?

SPEAKER_03:

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02:

I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know. Tracy Ellis Ross.

SPEAKER_03:

Good one. Good choice.

SPEAKER_02:

And she is uh is she cougar status? Is she a cougar?

SPEAKER_03:

I don't think I would want to say that because we probably the same age, and I don't consider myself a cougar.

SPEAKER_02:

She's 53.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh no. She's 53?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh no, we're not the same age.

SPEAKER_02:

August 29th, 1972.

SPEAKER_03:

No, I don't consider her a cougar.

SPEAKER_02:

What is she?

SPEAKER_03:

She's too cute to be a cougar.

SPEAKER_02:

Is she single?

SPEAKER_03:

She's single.

SPEAKER_02:

She is? Hey.

SPEAKER_03:

She's single, no kids.

SPEAKER_02:

She's crazy.

SPEAKER_03:

You think so?

SPEAKER_02:

Of course. Ain't no way.

SPEAKER_03:

Why? Because she ain't got no kids.

SPEAKER_02:

That too.

SPEAKER_03:

So women who don't have kids be crazy?

SPEAKER_02:

Single ones that don't have kids be crazy.

SPEAKER_03:

Why?

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03:

Why do you think that?

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't have said that.

SPEAKER_03:

You're gonna get some emails.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, I know one email is gonna come through.

SPEAKER_03:

But that was a good one. Good choice.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Tracy Ells Ross. And you know, so oh yeah, so Diana Ross would be the mother-in-law.

SPEAKER_03:

You can't go wrong with that.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, shoot. Royalty. I'm in the money. I'm in the money. Yeah, so that's mine.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, because her mother and father both got money. Who's her father? I don't know him exactly what his name is, but he got money.

SPEAKER_02:

Her mother her father gotta be uh Billy D. Williams.

SPEAKER_03:

Her father's a white man.

SPEAKER_02:

He better not be. Oh he's dang he's a funny looking white man.

SPEAKER_03:

He's Nick's.

SPEAKER_02:

Robert Ellis Ross. Yes. Robert No, it's he's Jewish too.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_03:

That's her dad.

SPEAKER_02:

So why is his name this? I'm gonna show you this.

SPEAKER_03:

Silberstein.

SPEAKER_02:

Yes. Silberstein.

SPEAKER_03:

Silberstein. Silberstein.

SPEAKER_02:

Robert Ellis Silberstein. So Ellis is his middle name?

SPEAKER_03:

Yes. So that's why she named the baby Ellis. You know how you be in love and you name your baby after the daddy.

SPEAKER_02:

Nah, I never had a daddy to uh name the baby after.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh my bad.

SPEAKER_02:

Why would I be naming the baby after somebody's daddy?

SPEAKER_03:

I name my baby after her daddy.

SPEAKER_02:

What's her name? Libra?

SPEAKER_03:

My baby name is Najerie.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, you're quick on your feet. I wonder who her daddy is.

SPEAKER_03:

Just imagine who her daddy is.

SPEAKER_02:

It's ill-matic to even think that.

SPEAKER_03:

It's crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

All right. Um, we up to you.

SPEAKER_03:

Is it my turn? Okay, my next person is caramel. We're gonna go caramel this time.

SPEAKER_02:

I gotta find that video. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03:

It is Omari Hardwick.

SPEAKER_02:

Ghost.

SPEAKER_03:

Why ghosts? Ghost is so fine. When I first started watching Powell, I was like, this man knows he's fine.

SPEAKER_02:

His brother looked just like him.

SPEAKER_03:

He's fine too.

SPEAKER_02:

So you'll take them both?

SPEAKER_03:

That's when you be like, you got a brother look just like you. And he brings the brother.

SPEAKER_02:

Bring him where?

SPEAKER_03:

For my friend.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, I thought you were trying to say.

SPEAKER_03:

I ain't want both of them.

SPEAKER_02:

I was gonna say, okay.

SPEAKER_03:

Give me one or the other. I'll take one or the other. They say quiet girls. Which one is it?

SPEAKER_02:

Alright, so did you see all his movies?

SPEAKER_03:

I seen a good bit of them.

SPEAKER_02:

Did you see uh First Day Air? No. What is it First Day Air? Next day air. Next day air.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't think I ever heard of that. With uh is a comedy?

SPEAKER_02:

Yes. It is so funny.

SPEAKER_03:

I'll watch it. Is he fine on there too?

SPEAKER_02:

Mike Epps is on it.

SPEAKER_03:

Is he fine on there?

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know. How would I know if he's fine or not? I'm straight dog. I'm straight dog. Nah, but go watch it. Next day yeah. Next day, yeah. What's the guy's name? Um Amari? No, from the wire. Oh my god, I drew a blank.

SPEAKER_03:

Which one?

SPEAKER_02:

Avon Boxdale.

SPEAKER_03:

You know what? He could be uh uh a mention.

SPEAKER_02:

An honorable mention?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, it's just something about him.

SPEAKER_02:

What's his name?

SPEAKER_03:

I can't think of his name.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, I'm going. Dang. Something would. Yeah. Wood Harris.

SPEAKER_03:

That's what it is.

SPEAKER_02:

Wood Harris. So go watch next day air, Wood Harris, and my.

SPEAKER_03:

Two of my crushes in it? Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Mike Epps, Wood Harris, and Hardwick guy. Pause.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. Wood Harris would be uh honorable mention. For real? Yeah. I don't think he's cute. It's just something about him.

SPEAKER_02:

He's regular. He might regular beat.

SPEAKER_03:

He's boring. I'll be boring with you.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, but. Uh I don't even know what to say.

SPEAKER_03:

So Omari Howard, that's my second one.

SPEAKER_02:

If you don't, if you don't get him, would you take the brother?

SPEAKER_03:

No, I don't want the brother. Why? You know who the brother is, right?

SPEAKER_02:

Who?

SPEAKER_03:

The guy from The Ball Guy? Yeah, the ball guy. Yeah. I don't want to. All right. That's when you tell him don't bring your brother. I mean.

SPEAKER_02:

My next one is, and it's probably because this video that I just put on TV here. Scissor. Did you see this video? The name of the video is Kill Bill. So if you're listening, go and watch Kill Bill by Scissor. And you'll see, like towards the end, there's a certain scene. You'll be like, oh, okay. Now I see why he likes it. Why he uh there it is. Here you go to scene too. Um I'm I'm trying to talk and still watch it.

SPEAKER_03:

He's stuttering a lot, y'all. He can't even concentrate.

SPEAKER_02:

But yeah, that's it. Sissar.

SPEAKER_03:

What the hell?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, see? Sizzar. Um, she is how old is Scizor?

SPEAKER_03:

Sissar is young, I think.

SPEAKER_02:

36.

SPEAKER_03:

She got the yams.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, she got. You see the video, right? Look at that. Yep. So Sizza was born in uh November 8th, 1989.

SPEAKER_03:

This is a thirst trap right here.

SPEAKER_02:

Yep. She probably wouldn't have made my radar until I saw this video. But once she hit the radar, uh you always go back. You see the videos?

SPEAKER_03:

The Ms is out.

SPEAKER_02:

It's crazy. Got buttons, buttons for days. Yep. So go watch uh Scissor Kill Bill.

SPEAKER_03:

You okay over there? You'll be able to do the rest of the show?

SPEAKER_02:

Yep, a little fidgety, but yeah, I'm still here. I'm still here.

SPEAKER_03:

All right. Let's move on.

SPEAKER_02:

Your turn.

SPEAKER_03:

My next person is. We're going back to chocolate. I think I like chocolate. I like chocolate.

SPEAKER_02:

So why do you like I don't even look at the colors? I just look at the person.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't eat, I don't like just pick out people like, oh, I don't want a light-skinned guy.

SPEAKER_02:

So it gotta be a dark-skinned guy?

SPEAKER_03:

No, it could be whatever. I'm with you. I go by the person. But if they chocolate, I just like something about chocolate.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't get chocolate. I always get caramel.

SPEAKER_02:

Caramel.

SPEAKER_03:

Caramel like me. Chocolate don't like me. Chocolate, chocolate guys like red bones.

SPEAKER_02:

I can imagine what your inbox looks like.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't have nobody in my inbox.

SPEAKER_02:

You crazy. I know that. I know they all be sending messages. Oh, you so funny. You because you know you be posting all the time, so they ain't no way.

SPEAKER_03:

Old men like me. Younger guys don't pay me no attention. So go ahead and get all the old men. Go ahead and get us a name. I keep saying I'ma do it, but then when my opportunity comes, I always pass it up.

SPEAKER_02:

Some of them old men got good credit. They might want to um sponsor me.

SPEAKER_03:

I had one just Friday.

SPEAKER_02:

Where at?

SPEAKER_03:

At the Walmart. He was kind of like saying that he might want to pay for my groceries.

SPEAKER_02:

So what you say? No, I got it. That's I know you.

SPEAKER_03:

Nah, I just went my own way. Bye.

SPEAKER_02:

You're supposed to say, oh yeah, let me see.

SPEAKER_03:

He was like, if somebody be behind me and I'm um paying for mine, I pay for their groceries too.

SPEAKER_02:

And what you say?

SPEAKER_03:

I was thinking, I was like, is he flirting? Do he want to pay for these groceries?

SPEAKER_02:

Would you buy yourself?

SPEAKER_03:

I was by myself.

SPEAKER_02:

You should have got a grocery paid.

SPEAKER_03:

I should have. He was waiting on me. When I got out of my car, he was waiting on me. I was like, is this man waiting on me? And as soon as I walked up, he started talking to me.

SPEAKER_02:

What kind of car are you driving?

SPEAKER_03:

He's driving like a big pickup truck. Like a new one. Like a 2025, no.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, okay. Okay, see?

SPEAKER_03:

He looked like he had some money. My opportunity is gone.

SPEAKER_02:

He was ugly?

SPEAKER_03:

No, he was quite handsome.

SPEAKER_02:

So what it what I know you're shy and all that.

SPEAKER_03:

I am, and he was older. I don't know. Old men love me, I'm telling you. If an old man is about me, he's gonna try to holler or flirt or do something. Oh, for real? Yeah. So the young dudes, them white-ands, they don't they don't look my way. You don't want one of them, man. I don't, but they don't look my way.

SPEAKER_02:

Old man magnet.

SPEAKER_03:

Old man.

SPEAKER_02:

Alright.

SPEAKER_03:

All right.

SPEAKER_02:

Old man magnet. So who is it?

SPEAKER_03:

Idris Elba. It's the chocolate I'm talking about. I should have known.

SPEAKER_02:

I should have known.

SPEAKER_03:

Idris is fine.

SPEAKER_02:

You seen all his movies?

SPEAKER_03:

Probably. You like his accent? I don't know if I can get with that. Yes, a little. Because I don't want you in my ear with all that. Well, all of what? All that British stuff, huh? I'm cool on the accent.

SPEAKER_02:

So you gotta do it. He's gonna have to switch up.

SPEAKER_03:

You need to talk like you was talking on the wire.

SPEAKER_02:

Like, yo, look, I need to wire you, not because his name in the wire?

SPEAKER_03:

What was his name? It was Avon. He always put me on the spot.

SPEAKER_02:

Avon Boxdale and Stringer Bell.

SPEAKER_03:

Stringer. Yeah, uh-huh I need Stringer Bell.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't need So you like Stringer Bell. You don't like him. You like Stringer.

SPEAKER_03:

I like him because of his face.

SPEAKER_02:

So when I let you see um see that video with him.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, I didn't I didn't like that. I don't like the British acts. I'm sorry, but I just I just don't.

SPEAKER_02:

There's a lot of actors out there hiding that British act.

SPEAKER_03:

They sure is.

SPEAKER_02:

A lot of them. What's that kid from uh Snowfall? Snowfall. And they got the same name.

SPEAKER_03:

It shocked me.

SPEAKER_02:

They got like the same name.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Right?

SPEAKER_03:

His is Idris. Something.

SPEAKER_02:

His is something elbow. Something. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like opposite or something like that.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay.

SPEAKER_03:

So that's my third one. Idris. Idris could get it.

SPEAKER_02:

Idris. Well, mine is another light skin, I guess.

SPEAKER_03:

Hmm. The red bones. She's Puerto Rican. She's still classified as a red bone.

SPEAKER_02:

I think you might know who she is, too. Her name is uh Rosario Darsen.

SPEAKER_03:

Yes, I know her. We talked about her before.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, we did. I don't remember why, but I think it was something that had to do with liking.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. You said she had a strong face.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, yeah, we talked about all the um people we think of fighting.

SPEAKER_03:

Fight.

SPEAKER_02:

And she, I think she she can fight. She's from the Bronx, right?

SPEAKER_03:

She's gonna beat you up.

SPEAKER_02:

Nah, she can beat me up now. It ain't gonna be none of that. Well, if you know her, she is the light-skinned Puerto Rican girl from Men in Black. Men in Black. She's been in a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_03:

Um I can't think of nothing else she played in.

SPEAKER_02:

He got game. She was a girlfriend, I think, of the son. What's the son basketball player name? Either way. Bye. Um Kids. No, we don't know names. Back in the day, the movie Kids, that was a good one. You yeah, I know you've never seen kids.

SPEAKER_03:

It's me, Casper. You're older than me. It's me, Casper.

SPEAKER_02:

No, I'm not. The guy that did that, it's me, Casper, too. He's he's Roach from Friday. Oh, okay. Yeah, he's dead too.

unknown:

He died?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, he died. He died. Um yeah. She was on Seven Pounds. Alexandra.

SPEAKER_03:

Ah, yes. Did you watch Seven Pounds? Uh no.

unknown:

Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Is that one of the ones that sells down?

SPEAKER_03:

Uh yeah, you did.

SPEAKER_02:

No, no, no, no. One of the ones you said I need to watch. Yes. I don't know. We discussed that. Yeah. I'm sorry. I can't. Why?

unknown:

Okay.

SPEAKER_03:

You gotta watch it.

SPEAKER_02:

It might be too slow for me.

SPEAKER_03:

That's a good movie.

SPEAKER_02:

Did you see the notebook? Okay. Alright. That's a that's probably the slowest I'm gonna get the Benjamin Button kind of movie.

SPEAKER_03:

I love Benjamin Button.

SPEAKER_02:

That was a good one. That was a good one.

SPEAKER_03:

All right.

SPEAKER_02:

Yep. Another light-skinned one, I guess.

SPEAKER_03:

He don't got no chocolate, y'all.

SPEAKER_02:

Um, yeah, I don't know. If well, when we go down.

SPEAKER_03:

I'll get all the chocolate.

SPEAKER_02:

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03:

My next one, he's not all the way chocolate, he's kind of like in the middle. I I don't know what to describe him as. But he is so cool to me. Like coolness, that'll get you brownie points too. Like, if you just got some swag, some style, I like that. And I've always liked this person's style.

SPEAKER_02:

Who is this?

SPEAKER_03:

Raekwon. For real? I had the biggest crush on Ray Raquan. He's so he got a lot of swag to him. For real? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

He didn't have swag back in the day.

SPEAKER_03:

I think he did have swag. It's just just the way he acts. What's the money? He starts talking that talk.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I think he just.

SPEAKER_03:

What do you want me to meet you at?

SPEAKER_02:

You're just a hip hop fan.

SPEAKER_03:

That's what it is.

SPEAKER_02:

That's what it is.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't know. He took that talk.

SPEAKER_02:

What talk?

SPEAKER_03:

Why he be talking on his little skits and stuff. You ever seen his legs? No.

SPEAKER_02:

His legs is crazy.

SPEAKER_03:

He got little baby legs? His legs are crazy. I don't care. I ain't looking at that. He wears pants.

SPEAKER_02:

Nah, they he bow legged. He wears pants. Like cowboy kind of bow legged, like coming through. Stupid. You ain't gonna be talking about Raekwon. Nah, you know.

SPEAKER_03:

That's one of my crushes. Yeah, I gotta find his crush on him.

SPEAKER_02:

I gotta find a video, especially you see him like walking. I don't care.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't care.

SPEAKER_02:

Raquel.

SPEAKER_03:

Once he starts talking that talk.

SPEAKER_02:

You just like the haircut. The haircut is just like somebody else's.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't know what it is. It's just something about him. It be something about people that draw you in. Okay.

unknown:

Okay.

SPEAKER_03:

Because out of the two, I think Ghostface looked better, but it's something about Raquan.

SPEAKER_02:

I guess so. I couldn't, I couldn't agree.

SPEAKER_03:

Yo, yo, put up yo.

SPEAKER_02:

Time is running out.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

That's a good one.

SPEAKER_03:

Raekwon.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, mine is another. Uh, I guess light skinned girl. Oh, God. And she got a crazy name. Like, why is your name letters?

SPEAKER_03:

What it is? Who it is?

SPEAKER_02:

I can't. This lady was on next Friday. Soul playing. Uh it got some movie up here called Lap Dance. I might have to go find that. Or Monica, whatever that's called. Uh, her name is KD Albert. You know who that is?

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

The girl that Money Mike was pimping?

SPEAKER_03:

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh, it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, she is cute.

SPEAKER_02:

Is that how you spell her say her name?

SPEAKER_03:

It's KD.

SPEAKER_02:

KD, what?

SPEAKER_03:

Albert.

SPEAKER_02:

Albert?

SPEAKER_03:

Albert?

SPEAKER_02:

Albert. Okay. That's a crazy name. That's gotta be gotta be a Hollywood name.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, it's just our initials.

SPEAKER_02:

Her name is Karen. That's why. Karen Dennis.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

That's her real name. Oh, you slick. You try to be slick. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, who wants to be called Karen?

SPEAKER_02:

That's funny because the person that does my hair, her name is Karen. We just talked about that today.

SPEAKER_03:

Karen.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, Karen. Yeah, she looked like a Karen.

SPEAKER_03:

She do not look like a Karen.

SPEAKER_02:

The light-skinned one with the light eyes.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, she's a cutie. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm glad you couldn't agree. I can't agree on yours.

SPEAKER_03:

You don't never agree on mine.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm sorry. Some of them are cool and handsome looking.

SPEAKER_03:

But I'm saying you know when somebody's handsome. Yeah, but you know when somebody's not ugly.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, but we over here, we recording it. Somebody might down the line might doctor these recordings up and talking about, yo, I think I doubt it. I think Hardwick is good looking.

SPEAKER_03:

I doubt it. I doubt it. Alright.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, that was mine. Katie or Karen Dennis.

SPEAKER_03:

Karen. All right. Money Mike's mine.

SPEAKER_02:

Money Mike's girl. We go with that.

SPEAKER_03:

She played in something else too.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

I feel like I seen her on something with 50 Cent.

SPEAKER_02:

Maybe. I think I seen her on something else too. Something that didn't pop up here.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. Alright, we're gonna move on. My next person. We're going back to chocolate.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_03:

We're going back to some Hershey's.

SPEAKER_02:

All of these chocolate and just tell me who it is.

SPEAKER_03:

Aldous Hodge. Do you know who that is? Who? Aldous Hodge. He plays in Cross.

SPEAKER_02:

Cross? What's Cross?

SPEAKER_03:

That's uh Netflix. It's either Netflix or Hulu. Oh, for a series. He was on Straight Outta Compton. I think he was was he MC Wren? MC Wren. MC Wren. On Straight Out of Compton.

SPEAKER_02:

The dark skin guy. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Good chocolate. Yeah, yeah, that guy.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. Okay. He's something about him I like. He's cool. He cool.

SPEAKER_02:

He's cool. He's cool. Alright.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay. That's that's better than nothing. What's his name? Aldous Hodge.

SPEAKER_02:

That's a crazy name. I think people with crazy names need to just go to like. You know how like Prince calls himself one name? Like if you got a crazy name, just call yourself.

SPEAKER_03:

They might not think their name is crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

Or do like do like rappers, like and change your name? Ice T. Or Ice Q.

SPEAKER_03:

I think it'd be unique. What's his name again?

SPEAKER_02:

Aldous. Aldis what? Hodge. Hey, yo.

SPEAKER_03:

He can't help his um last name.

SPEAKER_02:

Aldous. Aldus, what?

SPEAKER_03:

I guess that's how you say Aldous. A-L-D-I-S.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh oh well, you're probably saying it right. You're probably saying it right.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, but he's kind of cute.

SPEAKER_02:

Aldus.

SPEAKER_03:

He's on my radar. Alright.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, this uh person I'm talking about was on I I think I I think I seen her on this movie in 1994. Jason Lyric. And then from there.

SPEAKER_03:

I know it's not Jada. It must be the friend. It's her friend.

SPEAKER_02:

Whose friend?

SPEAKER_03:

Jada's friend on that movie.

SPEAKER_02:

On what?

SPEAKER_03:

On um Jason's lyric. The lady with the curly hair?

SPEAKER_02:

Lisa Nicole Carson.

SPEAKER_03:

That's her name?

SPEAKER_02:

Yep. The girl from uh life that he was going to pay the uh the two dollars? The two dollars. He was gonna pay the two girls. That's what you like.

SPEAKER_03:

You like the two dollar girls.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it was two dollars.

SPEAKER_03:

Two dollars. You got your two dollars ready.

SPEAKER_02:

Dude, I got four dollars if she needs there.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, she is cute. Yeah, she always been cute though. I don't but they don't like really pay her no attention like that.

SPEAKER_02:

She got blackballed. Um, there's a whole interview documentary or whatever, or why or something like that. She don't like a chest or something like that. Okay, which she's crazy.

SPEAKER_03:

She's cute. She's sick. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_02:

Yep.

SPEAKER_03:

He over here smiling at these um pictures. I'm just looking. Just looking. But that is my can we can we move on?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, see, if you brought your iPad, you can show me all these um these people you picking, but I'm just showing you.

SPEAKER_03:

You already know these people I'm picking.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, so um Lisa Nicole Carson.

SPEAKER_03:

All right, that's a good one. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_02:

Definitely on the radar.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay, you probably know my next one. Okay. Know him personally? No. You just know of him. Okay. I won't have to show you a picture. I don't know if he's uh he's not chocolate. He's he's in the middle. Well, he got a and he can rhyme. If you could rhyme, you automatically got a couple of points. Who? Common? No. Chic Luch. I love his size. It's his size that get me. He's he's cute. Okay, but I like his size. Okay. Yeah. All right, I see. Yeah, so chic looch.

SPEAKER_02:

Sheik Luoch. You like his raps? No, you like his albums. I'm not gonna say his raps, his albums.

SPEAKER_03:

His album? Do he have an album?

SPEAKER_02:

What? He got a whole bunch of them.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't think I'll listen to him like that.

SPEAKER_02:

One just came out last month. It was Halloween one.

SPEAKER_03:

Sorry, Sheik. I just be looking at you. I don't listen though.

SPEAKER_02:

Dang, for real?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_02:

Dang, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03:

I still love you though.

SPEAKER_02:

All right. Well, I'm gonna go into mine. Jill Scott.

SPEAKER_03:

That's a good one.

SPEAKER_02:

Jill Scott, uh, I think she's one of the ones that crept up. Because when it was like low haircut Jill Scott, no, you didn't look.

SPEAKER_03:

And then she came out and flourished.

SPEAKER_02:

When it came to like this afro. The afro and this curly afro. And the um the mic stand.

SPEAKER_03:

And the different type of clothes. She she dressed different, everything. Her whole style is different.

SPEAKER_02:

The mic stand. You like that? Uh, you know, it's entertaining. But she got she got noticed around then. That's a good one. And I put her on the radar. Jill Scott.

SPEAKER_03:

I can agree with that one.

SPEAKER_02:

I think how old is she?

SPEAKER_03:

She's old. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02:

She's cougar age. I think she's cougar. Is she single?

SPEAKER_03:

I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_02:

Some of these people be like floating under the radar, like they don't really because people don't be checking for them. Oh, she's 53 too.

SPEAKER_03:

She's 53?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, they got a spouse. Oh, she is married, I guess. Okay. Too bad. He's probably the road manager.

SPEAKER_03:

He probably is.

SPEAKER_02:

He's he's something. He's the road manager or the Jill Scott.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Jilly from Philly, as they say. That was mine.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay, my last one.

SPEAKER_02:

That's your last one?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. Number seven. I don't know why I like this person. I don't know why they're on my list. They're just on there. It's just something about them. This is another one. I don't look at him and be like, oh, he's cute. Oh, none of that. And he's young. And it is little baby.

SPEAKER_02:

What?

SPEAKER_03:

I don't know. It's something about little baby.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm shocked.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm shocked at my own self.

SPEAKER_02:

I had bigger hopes for you.

SPEAKER_03:

I tell you, I don't know why he's on it, but he's on there.

SPEAKER_02:

Do you like his raps?

SPEAKER_03:

Uh it's just something about him. That's all I can say.

SPEAKER_02:

The raps is garbage to me. All that well, you know, all the motion that he be all the raps is him hitting a girl up. That's all that's all he rap about.

SPEAKER_03:

Leave the little baby alone.

SPEAKER_02:

You like that?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. I can't be talking bad about my crush now. Okay. I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_02:

I can't talk bad about it. I'll let you like what you like.

SPEAKER_03:

Yes, it's just something about him.

SPEAKER_02:

Duh baby.

SPEAKER_03:

A Y-N.

SPEAKER_02:

He's a Y-N? No. He's young. He's about your age.

SPEAKER_03:

He is not my age. What? He's probably 30 at the most.

SPEAKER_02:

Nah, I give him 35 to 35.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't think he's that old.

SPEAKER_02:

Let me look it up while you uh Yes.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02:

Let's see. Duh D-A-Baby.

SPEAKER_03:

Not the baby. Lil Baby. I definitely don't like the baby.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, okay. I thought you were saying duh baby.

SPEAKER_03:

Little baby.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, the one with the speech impediment.

SPEAKER_03:

Leave him alone.

SPEAKER_02:

He's a weird dude. He's he like he grew up in the hood or something.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, I think he did.

SPEAKER_02:

Right? One of those little kids with the city.

SPEAKER_03:

He's like a little gambler.

SPEAKER_02:

One of the kids with the silver teeth.

SPEAKER_03:

He's the dude that's gonna be playing CeeLo gambling.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, he's a baby that grew up with silver teeth.

SPEAKER_03:

I think he's about I would say 30.

SPEAKER_02:

You like him?

SPEAKER_03:

It's just something about him. Cool.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh uh. I thought it was the baby. Not the baby. Oh, so let me look up Lou Baby then.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't want the baby. He was beating on this girl, wasn't he?

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know. I don't uh I mean after the first single and stuff like that, you know, it was cool, but so you don't like none of them. Uh nah. I'm good.

SPEAKER_03:

You could?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, the little baby is 30.

SPEAKER_03:

I told you.

SPEAKER_02:

December 3rd.

SPEAKER_03:

I can't I can't mess with no young.

SPEAKER_02:

1994. I remember what I was wearing at 94.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, see, he's too young for me. He would turn me every which way but loose. What do you mean by that? He'll turn me every which way but loose. A young dude?

SPEAKER_02:

What do you mean turn young? What do you mean? What what are you what are you trying to say?

SPEAKER_03:

I'm just saying. Leave them young dudes alone.

SPEAKER_02:

Let's see what I got. I got one. I guess it's my last one. All of these people like 53 and 54.

SPEAKER_03:

So you like the cougars?

SPEAKER_02:

I guess she's coolerish. Chili.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, she don't even look like a cougar, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Chili from uh TLC.

SPEAKER_03:

TLC. Yeah. She's a cutie.

SPEAKER_02:

Her real name is not Chili. I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_03:

Rosanda.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. I thought her name was Chili.

SPEAKER_03:

Why do you thought her name was Chili? It's a joke.

SPEAKER_02:

The funny thing about her is Rosonda Thomas. She looks like the the other Rosanda, right? The one that just passed. You think so? From TL from um from MTV.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, they look like they could be sisters.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, right?

SPEAKER_03:

What is her name? Is it Rosanda?

SPEAKER_02:

It's Rosario or something like that. I don't know. But Chili from TLC.

SPEAKER_03:

You got some good picks.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I think she uses uh You have good taste. I do?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Do I have a type?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, what's the type? It ain't chocolate.

SPEAKER_03:

I ain't got no type. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02:

There's chocolate people that, you know, might have hit the radar.

SPEAKER_03:

Um, chili a little bit chocolate. Oh.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, she's brown.

SPEAKER_03:

She's a little bit chocolate. She's like a milk chocolate.

SPEAKER_02:

Not a milk chocolate. Milk chocolate. Not the bottom of the quick chocolate. The milk chocolate. The bottom of the quick um. I I got an honorable mention. You got any?

SPEAKER_03:

I got one too. You do?

SPEAKER_02:

Go ahead. You give me yours first and we get out of here.

SPEAKER_03:

All right. Mine is some white chocolate.

SPEAKER_02:

Christian Taylor?

SPEAKER_03:

Because I don't even know who that is.

SPEAKER_02:

Magic Mike?

SPEAKER_03:

No.

SPEAKER_02:

Albertino?

SPEAKER_03:

No.

SPEAKER_02:

Robert De Niro?

unknown:

No.

SPEAKER_03:

It is something about Robert De Niro, though. I knew it. The younger Robert De Niro, not this old one. He take the 90s. My person is Paul Walker. I always thought he was cute. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Probably because he looked like he looked like he got soul in him.

SPEAKER_03:

Like he could be mixed or something, right?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I think that's what it is.

SPEAKER_03:

That little white chocolate. I holla at Paul.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know no white girls I would like. Maybe I don't know. They wouldn't hit the radar. Only one that might have hit the radar, and that was the one from the Transformers.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh yeah, she was cute, but she don't look like that now.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03:

You talking about the one with um Shia LaBeouf?

SPEAKER_02:

Yep.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, she was cute on there.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay. So Paul Walker could have got it.

SPEAKER_02:

His brother looks like him, right?

SPEAKER_03:

I don't know his brother.

SPEAKER_02:

I think he got a brother that looks like him.

SPEAKER_03:

I like when the brother looks like him.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. All right, let's see. What else we got?

SPEAKER_03:

Did you tell us y'all um?

SPEAKER_02:

Uh, Eva.

SPEAKER_03:

Eva who?

SPEAKER_02:

Uh America's top model, Eva.

SPEAKER_03:

Light skinned.

SPEAKER_02:

Light skinned, right? I knew you was gonna say it. That's why I didn't want to even say it, but look at her.

SPEAKER_03:

I thought you were gonna say Eva Mendez. They either got to be light skinned or Puerto Rican. That way he likes y'all. Light skinned or Puerto Rican. You see the eyes? The same eyes as the It's really just the eyes that you like, right? You like people with pretty eyes?

SPEAKER_02:

Who knows?

SPEAKER_03:

I don't see too many people like in the regular world with pretty eyes? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh well. Well. Hey, Eva Good. That was my list. Um, what else we got? We're done. We done for the day.

SPEAKER_03:

This way.

SPEAKER_02:

We're done.

SPEAKER_03:

I got a couple of news things. Oh, yeah, we got news.

SPEAKER_02:

Let's finish it up with the news.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

And we'll let the people go. So don't go just not yet.

SPEAKER_03:

Just wait a little while longer.

SPEAKER_02:

We got a little quick news. What we got? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

So November 10th, 1999. A show was premiered. And it was Sesame Street with Big Bird, Bert and Ernie, Miss Piggy. Was Miss Piggy on there? Yeah. No.

SPEAKER_02:

Sesame Street? No.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm putting two things together.

SPEAKER_02:

Snuffleophagus. Uh-huh. Big Bird. Oscar the Grouch. Uh.

SPEAKER_03:

The vampire. What was the vampire name?

SPEAKER_02:

The Count. Elmo.

SPEAKER_03:

Tickle me Elmo.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. So 56 years. That's a long time.

SPEAKER_02:

Dang. 56 years. And when I saw it, when I feel old. Yeah, when I was a kid watching it, when it came on, it was like. It was it when you saw it, you just thought it was something that was always on. Ever, forever.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't really remember watching it like that.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it was uh uh what time are you come on? Three o'clock. Uh I don't remember the time, but the time, I mean, Sesame Street was it. You know the song?

SPEAKER_03:

Can you tell me how to get you about to play it for us? No, I was just saying how to get to Sesame Street. I saw you moving over there. I thought you was about to play it.

SPEAKER_02:

All right. That's a classic.

SPEAKER_03:

It is a classic. 56. 56 years. Long time.

SPEAKER_02:

56 years ago.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay, now next thing we have is different world. It has a sequel coming out. So it's gonna be Whitley and Dwayne Wayne. Okay. And some of the other characters, but they're bringing in some new younger people. And one of the people I saw was um to Tina Arnold, a daughter, is gonna be playing one of the um college attendees, I guess.

SPEAKER_02:

I think um somebody else is Stacy Stacy Nash? I don't know. Her daughter or something. It's somebody else, I think, also that's gonna be on that.

SPEAKER_03:

I think the girl from um what's the show with Lucius and Taraji P and with the three sons?

SPEAKER_02:

Encore? Not Encore. Empire.

SPEAKER_03:

Empire. I think one of the girls that play on there is gonna be on here too.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03:

So that should be good.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I might check it out.

SPEAKER_03:

I might check it out too.

SPEAKER_02:

Is it gonna be Netflix?

SPEAKER_03:

They don't say.

SPEAKER_02:

They don't say? It's probably gonna be a Netflix. Let me see. Yeah, Netflix. Oh, I knew it. So I'm not gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_03:

Why not?

SPEAKER_02:

It's not gonna be good.

SPEAKER_03:

I think it's gonna be good.

unknown:

Okay.

SPEAKER_03:

I like Toshina on her. Her daughter's real funny.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't remember seeing her daughter or anything.

SPEAKER_03:

She just be like in the car with her mother, and they just be doing little stuff. Oh, on social media? Uh-huh. So they're funny together. But she the daughter's really funny and she could sing.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, work. Yeah, so I think it's gonna be good. Her daughter can sing better than her mother. A mother can. I mean, maybe you just tired of hearing a voice.

SPEAKER_03:

I like um Pam. Okay. So yeah, I think that's gonna be good. So check it out.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I will.

SPEAKER_03:

I I might um A Different World sequel.

SPEAKER_02:

I'll do the first episode. If it don't grab you.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, if it don't grab you, you don't have to watch it no more.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it's over. I did that last night.

SPEAKER_03:

What you watched?

SPEAKER_02:

With the new power.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm so far behind.

SPEAKER_02:

With Tommy? With Tommy. Oh my gosh. I was about to shut it off like 10 minutes to the end. That's how bad. I was like, oh, this is over. It's over. I'm not even watching no more.

SPEAKER_03:

So have you been watching it before?

SPEAKER_02:

Yep. The acting is terrible. The plots. It's terrible.

SPEAKER_03:

I haven't watched that in a long time.

unknown:

Yes.

SPEAKER_03:

I gotta catch up on Kenan.

SPEAKER_02:

50 Cent need to hurry up.

SPEAKER_03:

I might do that. I might catch up on Kane.

SPEAKER_02:

That's the one I like because that's our era. That's my era. Like the 80s and 90s, the the stuff they were wearing.

SPEAKER_03:

That's all you want to see is the clothes.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Because some of the clothes I had, the the piece that um Uncle Melvin had, I had that that shame, you know, stuff like that.

SPEAKER_03:

Bring back memories, don't it? Yep, yep.

SPEAKER_02:

Yep, yep. Alright. Um, we done.

SPEAKER_03:

Uncle Melvin kind of cute too. There's something about him, too. For real.

SPEAKER_02:

Not the other Uncle.

SPEAKER_03:

What's the other uncle name? I like the one that we eating all the time. He always be snacking on chips and stuff.

SPEAKER_02:

He's a comedian, too.

SPEAKER_03:

It's something about him. Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

So not the other one? What's the other one's name?

SPEAKER_03:

I can't think of what the other one's name is.

SPEAKER_02:

Les.

SPEAKER_03:

Not him.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh I know you're talking about.

SPEAKER_03:

Alright. Well. That was a good one. Another good show. Yeah, that was another good one. Shout out to all the chocolate.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh shout out to all the people on our list.

SPEAKER_03:

Shout out to all the chocolate on my list. I'm gonna have to uh see if I don't think none of my people single though.

SPEAKER_02:

Nah, some of the I don't think so. Little baby single. Little baby single.

SPEAKER_03:

You could end up being a baby, uh probably be number 16 on the list.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, you could be a flued out. A flued out one. When he hit South Carolina, just yo.

SPEAKER_03:

Pull up.

SPEAKER_02:

Nah. You wanna marry?

SPEAKER_03:

I ain't wanna marry her.

SPEAKER_02:

What you wanna do then?

SPEAKER_03:

I ain't wanna get flued out. I'm no only person who could fly me out is Nas. Nas could fly me out.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03:

Nas, if you listening, you can fly me out.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh that's that's the conclusion for this week. I'm out.

SPEAKER_03:

He's number one on my list of crutches.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm trying to rush through it and just like do it. But we know, nah, it's not.

SPEAKER_03:

He's number one on my list. Nah, it's not. Even though I didn't list him, he's number one.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, we all got ones that we didn't list that we might have to go back and list.

SPEAKER_03:

I won't?

SPEAKER_02:

Who knows?

SPEAKER_03:

I won't, and I got to have him.

SPEAKER_02:

That's this week's episode. Um L.

SPEAKER_03:

From Cheryl Poison.

SPEAKER_02:

And we are.

SPEAKER_03:

Where's the beef?

SPEAKER_01:

Where's the beef?

SPEAKER_00:

Some hamburger places give you a lot less beef on a lot of bun. Where's the beef? At Wendy's, we serve a hamburger we modestly called a single. And Wendy's single has more beef than the whopper or Big Mac. At Wendy's, you get more beef and less bun.

SPEAKER_01:

Hey, where's the beef? I don't think there's anybody back there.

SPEAKER_00:

You want something better. You're Wendy's kind of people.