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This week on Once Upon a Time in Music We kick things off with Weekly News, a throwback to the gritty rap era of ’94 as we spotlight Method Man’s classic Tical and the whole Carhartt-hoodie, Army-fatigue, street-era vibe that shaped the culture.

Then it’s time for Price Tag Check, where we compare yesterday’s $3.50 Whopper to today’s $11.30 heartbreak — wrong orders, extra mustard, cold burgers and all.

Of course, you know what’s next: Kiss, Marry, Kill, the segment that exposes all the crushes, confessions, and questionable choices. From Grace Jones to Seal to Mariah Carey… from chocolate to caramel to “a little bit of white chocolate”… nobody is safe. The lists get longer, the picks get wilder, and the debates get messy in the funniest way.

We wrap things up with more celebrity fantasies, more laughter, and some surprising “field trip” plans, plus news on Sesame Street’s 56-year milestone and the upcoming Different World reboot.


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It certainly is a big bun. It's a very big bun. Big fluffy bun. It's a very big fluffy bun. Where's the beef?

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Some hamburger places give you a lot less beef and a lot of bun.

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Where's the beef?

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At Wendy's, we used a hamburger we modestly call a single. And Wendy's single has more beef than the whopper or big Mac. At Wendy's you get more beef and less bun.

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Where's the beef? I don't think there's anybody bum.

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You want something better. You're Wendy's kind of people.

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What up, what up?

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What's up, everybody?

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We're back.

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Where's the beef?

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Where's the beef? The bun's big.

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Where is the beef?

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Come on, that's classic.

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That is a classic.

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Classic. Well, we're back for another episode. Another one. Once Upon a Time in Music. I'm L.

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I'm Cheryl Poison.

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And uh, we're gonna try to have fun today.

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Yeah, we always have fun.

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Yep. Today's topic we're gonna do is uh celebrity crushes.

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Celebrity crushes.

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Yep. Um what else we're gonna have? We're gonna have uh weekly news. We will have price tag check. And what's the other one? Go ahead and say kiss kill Mary. No, kiss, marry, kill.

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Kiss Mary Kill. Okay, you're gonna get it one of these days.

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Same thing. What else we got? Uh we're just gonna have fun. Yeah. We're gonna have fun. I'll spotlight it a week. Might as well start it off with that.

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Okay. What you got? What you got?

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November 15th, 1994. An album came out. Met the Man, Tacal. I think that was his first album. Uh it had songs like Bring the Pain was on there, right? Yeah, Bring the Pain, Release Yadelf, uh, Sandman, PLO style.

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PLO style.

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What the blood clot. All I all I need biscuits. Yeah, so 1994.

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94 was such a good year.

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It was 95, 94, 96. Those were like the gritty rap that grimy, yeah. Yeah, it was it was the new.

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I think it was like a new street age.

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Yeah. Street era. Mm-hmm. It wasn't flashy money. It was just, you know.

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I'm broke. I'm trying to get some money.

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Carhart hoodie.

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Mm-hmm.

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What else? Shams. Champion hoodie. Coats. Army fatigue. Army fatigue. The whole outfit. And if you was really on, you would you would get like an army fatigue. Something exclusive. Like you would go to the Army and Navy store and get uh you know a hundred pick a hundred dollar pair of army fatigues with padding inside and you know, just hats to match. Yeah, definitely the hats to match.

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What else? That's a good time. Yeah.

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Car heart was big at the time.

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Yeah, car is coming back now.

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It is. I don't think it's coming back in the south because you know, you just go to Lowe's.

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Mm-hmm. Get you a jacket or two.

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Yeah.

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Some overalls.

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But I think I'm I think I'm gonna grab a I think I'm gonna grab a jacket. I think I'm gonna do a uh suit. Like maybe the pants and uh don't do it.

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Like, don't do it something like that. Don't get the jacket in the kitchen. Don't do it so like that.

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That'd be too much, right?

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That'd be cute.

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I think I'm gonna do, you know, I'm gonna do a jacket and find a hoodie. You know, the jacket with the hoodie.

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We'll coordinate and wear um card on the same day.

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Let's do it. Okay. We gotta go to an event. It's not too well, it's not too many events to wear that to, right? Yeah. Maybe we go to the club one night. The club? Yeah, go to the strip club or something, right? What the strip club? That's the only clubs that got down south.

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Got to make it rain?

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No.

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You ain't gonna make it. Well, you don't need to go to the um strip club then.

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Why?

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You got to make it ring when you go to a strip club.

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We better make some friends. Hey, how are you? We're not um, we're not gonna, I'm not making it rain.

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We have to give out some um prizes, some keychain, something. We had to come up with something.

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T-shirts?

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Something. We can't go empty-handed. Them girls gonna look at us crazy.

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I give them some pennies. And they might be worth money. They might be worth money soon now they now they make them no more.

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Give me 21s. I'm about to make it rain up in here.

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Are you balling out 21s?

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Balling 21s.

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I don't think I ever did that. Just like.

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I've never been to the strip club.

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Blue money. For real?

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Why? I don't know.

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So if we go, you gonna partake?

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I'll partake.

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Like dances and all that?

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No, I don't want nobody dancing on me.

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No, on me. Come on.

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Oh, yeah, they could dance on you.

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No, not on me. I'm talking about I'm paying for the dance.

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No. I don't want them dancing on me.

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So why are you going?

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I'm going to look. Oh, don't worry. Look at someone shake it, but you ain't got to shake it on me. Nah, nah, nah.

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We got, we got uh you got a full experience.

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No. I'm good. What? I don't know. I feel like I don't know. I feel like the club, the strip club would be stank.

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All strip clubs don't stink.

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That's just what I have in my mind. For real?

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Oh, we're going. We going.

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Okay. We're on a field trip.

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Yeah, we going. I'm gonna bring the camera and be like, uh-uh.

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You can't film it. You're crazy. I'm gonna close on at the strip club stays there.

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Uh not for us. We we're supposed to be reporting it to the people. Right? Okay. Yeah, we're gonna get you some wings. I know they got wings there.

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We gonna I'm gonna be eating, and you could be over there partaking.

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I don't partake. Oh.

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But we need somebody else to go with us who's gonna partake.

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No, no, no, no. You partaking.

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I'm not partaking.

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Your first time, you gotta go all out. Like, ooh, oh, I like this or ooh, I don't like this.

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It's probably gonna be, ooh, I'm ready to go home.

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Yeah, right. You gotta have some glitter on your face.

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Ooh, I love the strip. I love this place. I love it here. I doubt it. I doubt it. For real? I doubt it.

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You know what a motorboat is? Yeah. I don't want that. Yeah, we're gonna go to one. Yeah, we're gonna do that. That's that's gonna be the new thing.

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That's gonna be our first field trip. The strip club, really?

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Yeah, I guess so. You got anything else?

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Mm-mm. I wouldn't even have thought of that.

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I I don't know where that came from either.

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Where did it come from? I don't know.

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What made us start talking about this again? I don't know. Uh let's see. You know my mind is bad. Dang, I don't remember. Well, rewind it back and oh well. All right. Um, yeah, that was it. Oh, we was talking about the outfits. Wear the outfits out.

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Oh, yeah, matching outfits.

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Yeah, we bugging. We're bugging. Um, all right. Let's get into your favorite segment. Kill, kiss, marry, kill.

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Yes.

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This is the segment where you name three people, and I tell you what I would do with each one of them. And I name three people, and you tell me what you would do to each one of them. And uh I'm gonna let you go first because you always say I always go first. Ladies first.

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Go first, it's okay. Ladies first. Ladies first. Go ahead. My three people are Kamora Lee.

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Oh, I already know what I'm doing, Grace Jones, and Tyra Banks. Dang, that's a good one. You give me all good ones. I like that. Marcus Darwin.

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Marcus.

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Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to kill her.

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Don't kill her. Remember her in the restaurant.

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Well, you in the shed? When she took the parties off. Yeah. Um, all right, yeah, I think I have to kill Grace Jones. Kamora Lee.

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What's the other one? Tyra Banks.

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Tyra Banks. Uh that's a hard one because I think Tyra Banks might be crazy.

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You think she's crazy?

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And I think Kamora Lee might be crazy too.

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Men love the crazy women. Why? I don't know why. Oh, I know why they say. Oh, I can imagine what they say. But they love them. When they be crazy, they love them.

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Alright, let's see. This is a hard one.

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This because they well, either way, you're gonna have a crazy one. You either gonna marry the crazy one or kiss the um crazy one.

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I'll marry Kamorly.

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Okay, that's a good choice.

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And kiss. Yeah, I'll do that. I'll marry Kamora Lee and kiss uh.

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Gonna kill Grace Jones.

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Yeah, kiss.

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Uh Grace probably give you the time of your life.

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And what? Doing what?

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Just doing whatever.

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Like what?

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Just whatever. Time of your life.

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She still looks good too.

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Uh nah. And she got a nice body.

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Uh I I I think I'm gonna stay with I'm gonna stick with what I got.

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Okay. You know what? That's your decision.

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What would you do on that one? What would I do? Yeah. Who would you marry?

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Out of those three.

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Yep.

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I might go with Grace. Think outside the box.

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You'll marry her?

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Mm-hmm.

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Why? I'm telling you, she seemed like she'll be fun. Yeah, but she's 80. You got 15 more years to go with her.

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Yeah, and I'm gonna get her checks when she go.

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Okay. You're doing it that way. I got you.

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Kamora got 300 kids. Oh, yeah, she does got. Uh, it ain't gonna be nothing left for me.

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We mean nothing as in what?

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Money.

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Oh, I thought you were saying.

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Oh my God. Let me press that button for you.

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I thought you were talking about the way.

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No, I'm not talking about the cookie. Um, yeah, she got a lot of kids.

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Yeah, I'm I might switch mine around.

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Mm-mm. You said you were sticking with it.

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Yeah, I kind of think she's crazy though. I think she's crazy. Whatever.

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And you're gonna have to take care of all them kids.

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Nah, they grown, ain't they?

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Not all of them.

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You know, they I'll be in the back room.

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Yeah, she added on something. She got like adopted kids or something. She got like six altogether.

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Oh, so she's getting paid. She ain't slick. She ain't slick. She ain't slick.

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She got all them kids.

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Alright. You ready for mine?

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Yeah, I'm ready.

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I feel bad now.

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Wow.

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You'll see.

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Because you gave me some crazy people. You always pick the worst people. Because it's, you know. It's fun.

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My first one is Seal. The second one is Shabaanks. And the third one is Mariah Carey. That's a hard one, boy. That's a hard one. Seal, Shaba Ranks, or Mariah Carey. What's that seal song?

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A Kiss from a Rose or something? Oh my god. You say.

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You taking a long time.

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Let's kill off Shaba. Shaba. You gonna kill off Shaba? Max Cri sent Shaba.

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He might be he might be a bedroom bully.

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I'm good. I am so good. A bedroom bully. Let's kill off Shaba. That was the name of the album, right? Bedroom Bully or the Shaba? I think that was a song. Let's kill him off. Okay, kill Shaba.

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You wanna see a picture? No. I know he wants to see a picture. Ah, listen to that silky voice. You're gonna marry him. I already know that.

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I'm thinking I'm gonna marry Mariah.

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Mariah is crazy than all of them. You know that.

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I'm crazy too. We could be two crazies together. You might be right.

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So kill Shah.

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I ain't gonna tongue them down though. Yeah, you are. I ain't gonna tongue them down.

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You hear that?

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Don't never give me nobody good.

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Alright, so you're gonna kill Shaba. So we letting the people know. We letting the people know you want to kiss Seal.

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And I'm marrying Mariah.

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And marry Mariah.

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Mariah. That house will be crazy.

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That house will be crazy.

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It will be crazy. First of all, all we're gonna do is be shopping and chilling.

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That's what you think. That's what Nick thought.

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Shopping and chilling. And being prissy. She's she's I'ma be bougie. She's hood.

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But she's bougie too. Yeah, she's super bougie. Well, good luck on your marriage. Good luck.

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And she got a crazy closet?

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Yeah. Oh, what?

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Crazy closet.

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Oh. Yeah, y'all gonna fight over the shoes. Well, she wears shoes.

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No, she wears heels. I'm good with that.

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Yeah, so you wear the sneakers.

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So you the guy. I'm about to be the guy. You the guy. I can't be the guy in a lesbian relationship. What they call him now? You the butch.

unknown

Uh huh.

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You the butch?

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No. I'm the girly one. Dyke?

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No.

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Are these bad words I'm saying right now? I think it is.

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I think they are too. They're gonna get you.

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They're gonna be waiting at your car. They're gonna be like butch will be.

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I'll be like, hey man, get away from my car. Hey man, get away from my car. I'm sorry, man.

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I'm stupid.

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I'm sorry, babe.

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Stupid.

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I can't let you. I'm not gonna get all into that because I got so many.

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Yeah, just leave it at that.

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So many more.

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Um we sorry. We love the manly gay community. But you know what?

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All of them don't have to be gay.

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Anyway.

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Have you ever seen one dressed like that and that wasn't gay? That's a weird one right there. No, I don't think I.

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That's a haku, what they call those things.

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Oh god. That's crazy right there.

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They're gonna be waiting at your car for real.

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I'm gonna be like, hey, stop lying.

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I'm not walking out with him today, y'all.

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I'm not. Hey yo, son, let me talk to you real quick.

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And I'm gonna keep on walking fast.

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Let me talk to you real quick. I can't with you. Hey, I'm sorry.

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Anyway, I'm gonna marry Mariah. Anyway. We're gonna kill Oshava and I'ma kiss uh a peck. So you're seal.

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You're gonna be the guy. I got you. That's what I got from it. I got you wanna kiss Seal and you're gonna be the guy in a relationship. I'm sick.

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I'm just as prissy as uh Mariah. We could both be prissy together.

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I got you. All right.

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What else do you have?

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Uh what else I got? Let's do price tag check before we get into our topic.

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Okay, go ahead.

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Price tag check. So you remember, you know, everything goes up in price. Everything from from, you know, cars to food to this to that. You remember when you was a kid, say like 1988, you would go to like Burger King and how much a Whoppa meal was?

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Probably was$3. It was.

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It was$350.

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$350.

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$350 for a Whoppa Meal in 88.

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How much your Whoppa meal is now?

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Oh, the borderline where you get the basic? The basic. The base model. It's not even, I don't think this is the large. This is just like the drink, the kids drink like 11.30 right now.

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Wow. That is crazy.

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I I usually get a whoppa meal and a double cheeseburger on the side.

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Why are you getting a double cheeseburger on the side?

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I'll save for later sometime.

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You like my nephew. When he goes to McDonald's, he's gonna get a 10-piece nugget and he's gonna get a cheeseburger too.

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Yeah, what's wrong with that?

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You better pick one or the other.

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Oh my gosh. Um, matter of fact, last night I had Burger King. I was so mad. I'm a picky eater. So my Whopper gotta have no mayo, no ketchup, no onions, add barbecue sauce.

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First of all, a whopper ain't a whopper without the mayo. The male makes the whopper. It be all messy running down your arm and stuff.

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Yeah, but no guy needs to have white stuff in the corner of their mouth with no meal.

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I'll tell you, that male makes it.

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For a lady, maybe, not for a guy. That's the PSA for today. No man needs to eat mayonnaise. Look at the name of it. Mayonnaise. Not just mayo, mayonnaise.

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Mayonnaise is so good.

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Yeah, for you.

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It is so good. You haven't tasted it before?

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Whoa, watch it now.

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I'm just saying.

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No, we're not talking about that no more. I don't like that. That is that is disgusting. Pause. Have I ever tasted mayonnaise before? But I was so pissed last night. I get, I get my whopper, and I took it out of the bag. I was like, dad, this thing feels cold. Like through the paper. I was like, this feel cold. Open it up. I see bacon hanging out of it. I said, oh, this ain't mine.

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You had the wrong sandwich?

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It looked like extra mayonnaise on it. And bacon. And I think it was only one patty on there. It was crazy. So I took a bite. I said, no, I'm not even doing this. And it had onions on it. So I took the top off, paused, and then I just ate the burger part with the bottom part of the bread.

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Oh my God.

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I was so mad.

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Now I'm surprised you didn't take it back.

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Oh, I didn't want to go back out. I was outside all night, like chilling out. So I said, you know what? I'll just eat this other one. Well, my double cheeseburger can't have mustard on it.

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Oh god.

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And guess what it had on it? Mustard.

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Extra mustard.

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The first bite. I was like, oh man, this is so disgust. I want to throw it in the room.

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They just messed up your whole order. I was so mad. You take a chance when you go out to a fast food restaurant.

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And I order a head.

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You take a chance.

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Yep. So uh back in 1988, a whopper meal was about 350. Right now it's 1130.

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And they were bigger back then. A Whopper back then was so big. To me, they were huge back then.

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Yeah, it do seem maybe because we were small though.

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I don't know. It just seemed way bigger.

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Like round size.

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Yeah, like I would never get a Whopper. I would always get a Whopper Junior when I was little. Yeah. Because the Whopper was too big. They had juniors when you were little?

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Yeah. Wow, that's crazy.

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Okay. Whopper Junior, cheese.

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Yeah.

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Extra mayo.

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I'm hungry now. All right. I'm ready.

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You ready? We're gonna get into it.

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Let me let me sit up in my seat. Oh, he got to adjust himself. Yeah, because it's about to get serious in here. We're about to get real serious. Tell all the fantasies of these uh celebrities that we think.

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I got some good ones, ladies. Ladies. You did wear a fancy shirt today. I got some good ones. Some real good ones.

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All right. Since you say ladies first, go ahead.

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All right. You're first. My first person is some chocolate.

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Oh.

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I love me some chocolate. Didn't we talk about this once before for something? Young Dolph was the chocolate I was talking about last week.

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I guess so.

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But he's not on my list this week.

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Yeah, he can be. We can't, we can't pick it up.

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Even though he is on my list. I would have got Young Dolph. He would have got it.

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Oh boy.

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Anyway, my first person is Travante Rhodes.

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Okay, I don't know him.

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The first time I seen him was on Moonlight.

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Moonlight?

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Mm-hmm. You ever seen a movie?

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Oh yeah, yeah, that guy.

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The dark skin guy. Yeah, the guy from um He played in a movie with um What was that Marvel?

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It wasn't a Marvel movie, it was a superhero movie.

SPEAKER_03

Really?

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Yeah. He was the gangster. What? Was that Black Lightning? No.

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I don't know. I don't think I saw him on that. The first time I ever saw him was on Moonlight.

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Yeah, he but I gotta I gotta find that that it was a series. What's the other black guy? Um Marvel guy. Not Marvel. Luke Cage. He was on the first season of Luke Cage.

unknown

Really?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he he was a gangster. Like he kind of died, I think. They died and brought him back, so all the people that he killed, a tattoo would come to his body, I think, or something like that.

SPEAKER_03

I might need to watch that again.

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Yeah, it was cool. Like that first episode, they had like this biggie picture behind him and the way he was sitting, it was real cinematic, like that first season.

SPEAKER_03

Well, yeah, him. Ephon. Alright. Ephon. Is that the same guy? It better be, because I might be bugging.

SPEAKER_02

You talking about the guy that's yeah, I'm bugging.

SPEAKER_03

It's not the same guy?

SPEAKER_02

No, it's not. The guy you're talking about is the guy from they said that he was gonna be blade. Right?

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I don't know.

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Okay. Listeners know. The listeners know.

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Wow. I'll look it up though.

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Yeah.

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But him. Alright. I like him.

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That's a cool one. I know who you're talking about, though.

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Travante. Chocolate. We're gonna name him chocolate.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not gonna name him no chocolate.

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I'm gonna name him chocolate. Me and the ladies gonna name him chocolate.

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Alright.

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Mine is How you know I was finished with mine?

SPEAKER_02

You gotta what do you mean?

SPEAKER_03

I'm just playing. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02

Like he got an extension to him?

SPEAKER_03

He might be too.

SPEAKER_02

Hey yo. Maybe. I'm just playing. Go ahead. No, you ain't. All right. Mine is Tracy Ellis Ross.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_02

Especially a social media. Her. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

She be setting a trap.

SPEAKER_02

She does be thirst trapping. She does. Girlfriends, she wasn't as nice looking as she is now. Uh, what else was she on? Blackish? Uh mix-ish. Uh, what else? There's a whole bunch of things. Daddy's little girls. That's all on a thing there.

SPEAKER_03

But yeah, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_02

And she's somewhat light skinned, I guess.

SPEAKER_03

Somewhat. She is light skinned. She a red bone.

SPEAKER_02

Men love them red bones. They do?

SPEAKER_03

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02

I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know. Tracy Ellis Ross.

SPEAKER_03

Good one. Good choice.

SPEAKER_02

And she is uh is she cougar status? Is she a cougar?

SPEAKER_03

I don't think I would want to say that because we probably the same age, and I don't consider myself a cougar.

SPEAKER_02

She's 53.

SPEAKER_03

Oh no. She's 53?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Oh no, we're not the same age.

SPEAKER_02

August 29th, 1972.

SPEAKER_03

No, I don't consider her a cougar.

SPEAKER_02

What is she?

SPEAKER_03

She's too cute to be a cougar.

SPEAKER_02

Is she single?

SPEAKER_03

She's single.

SPEAKER_02

She is? Hey.

SPEAKER_03

She's single, no kids.

SPEAKER_02

She's crazy.

SPEAKER_03

You think so?

SPEAKER_02

Of course. Ain't no way.

SPEAKER_03

Why? Because she ain't got no kids.

SPEAKER_02

That too.

SPEAKER_03

So women who don't have kids be crazy?

SPEAKER_02

Single ones that don't have kids be crazy.

SPEAKER_03

Why?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

Why do you think that?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't have said that.

SPEAKER_03

You're gonna get some emails.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I know one email is gonna come through.

SPEAKER_03

But that was a good one. Good choice.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Tracy Ells Ross. And you know, so oh yeah, so Diana Ross would be the mother-in-law.

SPEAKER_03

You can't go wrong with that.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, shoot. Royalty. I'm in the money. I'm in the money. Yeah, so that's mine.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, because her mother and father both got money. Who's her father? I don't know him exactly what his name is, but he got money.

SPEAKER_02

Her mother her father gotta be uh Billy D. Williams.

SPEAKER_03

Her father's a white man.

SPEAKER_02

He better not be. Oh he's dang he's a funny looking white man.

SPEAKER_03

He's Nick's.

SPEAKER_02

Robert Ellis Ross. Yes. Robert No, it's he's Jewish too.

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Yeah.

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Oh boy.

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That's her dad.

SPEAKER_02

So why is his name this? I'm gonna show you this.

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Silberstein.

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Yes. Silberstein.

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Silberstein. Silberstein.

SPEAKER_02

Robert Ellis Silberstein. So Ellis is his middle name?

SPEAKER_03

Yes. So that's why she named the baby Ellis. You know how you be in love and you name your baby after the daddy.

SPEAKER_02

Nah, I never had a daddy to uh name the baby after.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my bad.

SPEAKER_02

Why would I be naming the baby after somebody's daddy?

SPEAKER_03

I name my baby after her daddy.

SPEAKER_02

What's her name? Libra?

SPEAKER_03

My baby name is Najerie.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, you're quick on your feet. I wonder who her daddy is.

SPEAKER_03

Just imagine who her daddy is.

SPEAKER_02

It's ill-matic to even think that.

SPEAKER_03

It's crazy.

SPEAKER_02

All right. Um, we up to you.

SPEAKER_03

Is it my turn? Okay, my next person is caramel. We're gonna go caramel this time.

SPEAKER_02

I gotta find that video. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03

It is Omari Hardwick.

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Ghost.

SPEAKER_03

Why ghosts? Ghost is so fine. When I first started watching Powell, I was like, this man knows he's fine.

SPEAKER_02

His brother looked just like him.

SPEAKER_03

He's fine too.

SPEAKER_02

So you'll take them both?

SPEAKER_03

That's when you be like, you got a brother look just like you. And he brings the brother.

SPEAKER_02

Bring him where?

SPEAKER_03

For my friend.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I thought you were trying to say.

SPEAKER_03

I ain't want both of them.

SPEAKER_02

I was gonna say, okay.

SPEAKER_03

Give me one or the other. I'll take one or the other. They say quiet girls. Which one is it?

SPEAKER_02

Alright, so did you see all his movies?

SPEAKER_03

I seen a good bit of them.

SPEAKER_02

Did you see uh First Day Air? No. What is it First Day Air? Next day air. Next day air.

SPEAKER_03

I don't think I ever heard of that. With uh is a comedy?

SPEAKER_02

Yes. It is so funny.

SPEAKER_03

I'll watch it. Is he fine on there too?

SPEAKER_02

Mike Epps is on it.

SPEAKER_03

Is he fine on there?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. How would I know if he's fine or not? I'm straight dog. I'm straight dog. Nah, but go watch it. Next day yeah. Next day, yeah. What's the guy's name? Um Amari? No, from the wire. Oh my god, I drew a blank.

SPEAKER_03

Which one?

SPEAKER_02

Avon Boxdale.

SPEAKER_03

You know what? He could be uh uh a mention.

SPEAKER_02

An honorable mention?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it's just something about him.

SPEAKER_02

What's his name?

SPEAKER_03

I can't think of his name.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I'm going. Dang. Something would. Yeah. Wood Harris.

SPEAKER_03

That's what it is.

SPEAKER_02

Wood Harris. So go watch next day air, Wood Harris, and my.

SPEAKER_03

Two of my crushes in it? Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Mike Epps, Wood Harris, and Hardwick guy. Pause.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Wood Harris would be uh honorable mention. For real? Yeah. I don't think he's cute. It's just something about him.

SPEAKER_02

He's regular. He might regular beat.

SPEAKER_03

He's boring. I'll be boring with you.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but. Uh I don't even know what to say.

SPEAKER_03

So Omari Howard, that's my second one.

SPEAKER_02

If you don't, if you don't get him, would you take the brother?

SPEAKER_03

No, I don't want the brother. Why? You know who the brother is, right?

SPEAKER_02

Who?

SPEAKER_03

The guy from The Ball Guy? Yeah, the ball guy. Yeah. I don't want to. All right. That's when you tell him don't bring your brother. I mean.

SPEAKER_02

My next one is, and it's probably because this video that I just put on TV here. Scissor. Did you see this video? The name of the video is Kill Bill. So if you're listening, go and watch Kill Bill by Scissor. And you'll see, like towards the end, there's a certain scene. You'll be like, oh, okay. Now I see why he likes it. Why he uh there it is. Here you go to scene too. Um I'm I'm trying to talk and still watch it.

SPEAKER_03

He's stuttering a lot, y'all. He can't even concentrate.

SPEAKER_02

But yeah, that's it. Sissar.

SPEAKER_03

What the hell?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, see? Sizzar. Um, she is how old is Scizor?

SPEAKER_03

Sissar is young, I think.

SPEAKER_02

36.

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She got the yams.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, she got. You see the video, right? Look at that. Yep. So Sizza was born in uh November 8th, 1989.

SPEAKER_03

This is a thirst trap right here.

SPEAKER_02

Yep. She probably wouldn't have made my radar until I saw this video. But once she hit the radar, uh you always go back. You see the videos?

SPEAKER_03

The Ms is out.

SPEAKER_02

It's crazy. Got buttons, buttons for days. Yep. So go watch uh Scissor Kill Bill.

SPEAKER_03

You okay over there? You'll be able to do the rest of the show?

SPEAKER_02

Yep, a little fidgety, but yeah, I'm still here. I'm still here.

SPEAKER_03

All right. Let's move on.

SPEAKER_02

Your turn.

SPEAKER_03

My next person is. We're going back to chocolate. I think I like chocolate. I like chocolate.

SPEAKER_02

So why do you like I don't even look at the colors? I just look at the person.

SPEAKER_03

I don't eat, I don't like just pick out people like, oh, I don't want a light-skinned guy.

SPEAKER_02

So it gotta be a dark-skinned guy?

SPEAKER_03

No, it could be whatever. I'm with you. I go by the person. But if they chocolate, I just like something about chocolate.

SPEAKER_02

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_03

I don't get chocolate. I always get caramel.

SPEAKER_02

Caramel.

SPEAKER_03

Caramel like me. Chocolate don't like me. Chocolate, chocolate guys like red bones.

SPEAKER_02

I can imagine what your inbox looks like.

SPEAKER_03

I don't have nobody in my inbox.

SPEAKER_02

You crazy. I know that. I know they all be sending messages. Oh, you so funny. You because you know you be posting all the time, so they ain't no way.

SPEAKER_03

Old men like me. Younger guys don't pay me no attention. So go ahead and get all the old men. Go ahead and get us a name. I keep saying I'ma do it, but then when my opportunity comes, I always pass it up.

SPEAKER_02

Some of them old men got good credit. They might want to um sponsor me.

SPEAKER_03

I had one just Friday.

SPEAKER_02

Where at?

SPEAKER_03

At the Walmart. He was kind of like saying that he might want to pay for my groceries.

SPEAKER_02

So what you say? No, I got it. That's I know you.

SPEAKER_03

Nah, I just went my own way. Bye.

SPEAKER_02

You're supposed to say, oh yeah, let me see.

SPEAKER_03

He was like, if somebody be behind me and I'm um paying for mine, I pay for their groceries too.

SPEAKER_02

And what you say?

SPEAKER_03

I was thinking, I was like, is he flirting? Do he want to pay for these groceries?

SPEAKER_02

Would you buy yourself?

SPEAKER_03

I was by myself.

SPEAKER_02

You should have got a grocery paid.

SPEAKER_03

I should have. He was waiting on me. When I got out of my car, he was waiting on me. I was like, is this man waiting on me? And as soon as I walked up, he started talking to me.

SPEAKER_02

What kind of car are you driving?

SPEAKER_03

He's driving like a big pickup truck. Like a new one. Like a 2025, no.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay. Okay, see?

SPEAKER_03

He looked like he had some money. My opportunity is gone.

SPEAKER_02

He was ugly?

SPEAKER_03

No, he was quite handsome.

SPEAKER_02

So what it what I know you're shy and all that.

SPEAKER_03

I am, and he was older. I don't know. Old men love me, I'm telling you. If an old man is about me, he's gonna try to holler or flirt or do something. Oh, for real? Yeah. So the young dudes, them white-ands, they don't they don't look my way. You don't want one of them, man. I don't, but they don't look my way.

SPEAKER_02

Old man magnet.

SPEAKER_03

Old man.

SPEAKER_02

Alright.

SPEAKER_03

All right.

SPEAKER_02

Old man magnet. So who is it?

SPEAKER_03

Idris Elba. It's the chocolate I'm talking about. I should have known.

SPEAKER_02

I should have known.

SPEAKER_03

Idris is fine.

SPEAKER_02

You seen all his movies?

SPEAKER_03

Probably. You like his accent? I don't know if I can get with that. Yes, a little. Because I don't want you in my ear with all that. Well, all of what? All that British stuff, huh? I'm cool on the accent.

SPEAKER_02

So you gotta do it. He's gonna have to switch up.

SPEAKER_03

You need to talk like you was talking on the wire.

SPEAKER_02

Like, yo, look, I need to wire you, not because his name in the wire?

SPEAKER_03

What was his name? It was Avon. He always put me on the spot.

SPEAKER_02

Avon Boxdale and Stringer Bell.

SPEAKER_03

Stringer. Yeah, uh-huh I need Stringer Bell.

SPEAKER_02

I don't need So you like Stringer Bell. You don't like him. You like Stringer.

SPEAKER_03

I like him because of his face.

SPEAKER_02

So when I let you see um see that video with him.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I didn't I didn't like that. I don't like the British acts. I'm sorry, but I just I just don't.

SPEAKER_02

There's a lot of actors out there hiding that British act.

SPEAKER_03

They sure is.

SPEAKER_02

A lot of them. What's that kid from uh Snowfall? Snowfall. And they got the same name.

SPEAKER_03

It shocked me.

SPEAKER_02

They got like the same name.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

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Right?

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His is Idris. Something.

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His is something elbow. Something. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like opposite or something like that.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Okay.

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Okay.

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So that's my third one. Idris. Idris could get it.

SPEAKER_02

Idris. Well, mine is another light skin, I guess.

SPEAKER_03

Hmm. The red bones. She's Puerto Rican. She's still classified as a red bone.

SPEAKER_02

I think you might know who she is, too. Her name is uh Rosario Darsen.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, I know her. We talked about her before.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we did. I don't remember why, but I think it was something that had to do with liking.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. You said she had a strong face.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, we talked about all the um people we think of fighting.

SPEAKER_03

Fight.

SPEAKER_02

And she, I think she she can fight. She's from the Bronx, right?

SPEAKER_03

She's gonna beat you up.

SPEAKER_02

Nah, she can beat me up now. It ain't gonna be none of that. Well, if you know her, she is the light-skinned Puerto Rican girl from Men in Black. Men in Black. She's been in a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_03

Um I can't think of nothing else she played in.

SPEAKER_02

He got game. She was a girlfriend, I think, of the son. What's the son basketball player name? Either way. Bye. Um Kids. No, we don't know names. Back in the day, the movie Kids, that was a good one. You yeah, I know you've never seen kids.

SPEAKER_03

It's me, Casper. You're older than me. It's me, Casper.

SPEAKER_02

No, I'm not. The guy that did that, it's me, Casper, too. He's he's Roach from Friday. Oh, okay. Yeah, he's dead too.

unknown

He died?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he died. He died. Um yeah. She was on Seven Pounds. Alexandra.

SPEAKER_03

Ah, yes. Did you watch Seven Pounds? Uh no.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Is that one of the ones that sells down?

SPEAKER_03

Uh yeah, you did.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, no, no. One of the ones you said I need to watch. Yes. I don't know. We discussed that. Yeah. I'm sorry. I can't. Why?

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

You gotta watch it.

SPEAKER_02

It might be too slow for me.

SPEAKER_03

That's a good movie.

SPEAKER_02

Did you see the notebook? Okay. Alright. That's a that's probably the slowest I'm gonna get the Benjamin Button kind of movie.

SPEAKER_03

I love Benjamin Button.

SPEAKER_02

That was a good one. That was a good one.

SPEAKER_03

All right.

SPEAKER_02

Yep. Another light-skinned one, I guess.

SPEAKER_03

He don't got no chocolate, y'all.

SPEAKER_02

Um, yeah, I don't know. If well, when we go down.

SPEAKER_03

I'll get all the chocolate.

SPEAKER_02

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03

My next one, he's not all the way chocolate, he's kind of like in the middle. I I don't know what to describe him as. But he is so cool to me. Like coolness, that'll get you brownie points too. Like, if you just got some swag, some style, I like that. And I've always liked this person's style.

SPEAKER_02

Who is this?

SPEAKER_03

Raekwon. For real? I had the biggest crush on Ray Raquan. He's so he got a lot of swag to him. For real? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

He didn't have swag back in the day.

SPEAKER_03

I think he did have swag. It's just just the way he acts. What's the money? He starts talking that talk.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I think he just.

SPEAKER_03

What do you want me to meet you at?

SPEAKER_02

You're just a hip hop fan.

SPEAKER_03

That's what it is.

SPEAKER_02

That's what it is.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. He took that talk.

SPEAKER_02

What talk?

SPEAKER_03

Why he be talking on his little skits and stuff. You ever seen his legs? No.

SPEAKER_02

His legs is crazy.

SPEAKER_03

He got little baby legs? His legs are crazy. I don't care. I ain't looking at that. He wears pants.

SPEAKER_02

Nah, they he bow legged. He wears pants. Like cowboy kind of bow legged, like coming through. Stupid. You ain't gonna be talking about Raekwon. Nah, you know.

SPEAKER_03

That's one of my crushes. Yeah, I gotta find his crush on him.

SPEAKER_02

I gotta find a video, especially you see him like walking. I don't care.

SPEAKER_03

I don't care.

SPEAKER_02

Raquel.

SPEAKER_03

Once he starts talking that talk.

SPEAKER_02

You just like the haircut. The haircut is just like somebody else's.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know what it is. It's just something about him. It be something about people that draw you in. Okay.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Because out of the two, I think Ghostface looked better, but it's something about Raquan.

SPEAKER_02

I guess so. I couldn't, I couldn't agree.

SPEAKER_03

Yo, yo, put up yo.

SPEAKER_02

Time is running out.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

That's a good one.

SPEAKER_03

Raekwon.

SPEAKER_02

Well, mine is another. Uh, I guess light skinned girl. Oh, God. And she got a crazy name. Like, why is your name letters?

SPEAKER_03

What it is? Who it is?

SPEAKER_02

I can't. This lady was on next Friday. Soul playing. Uh it got some movie up here called Lap Dance. I might have to go find that. Or Monica, whatever that's called. Uh, her name is KD Albert. You know who that is?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

The girl that Money Mike was pimping?

SPEAKER_03

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02

Uh, it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, she is cute.

SPEAKER_02

Is that how you spell her say her name?

SPEAKER_03

It's KD.

SPEAKER_02

KD, what?

SPEAKER_03

Albert.

SPEAKER_02

Albert?

SPEAKER_03

Albert?

SPEAKER_02

Albert. Okay. That's a crazy name. That's gotta be gotta be a Hollywood name.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, it's just our initials.

SPEAKER_02

Her name is Karen. That's why. Karen Dennis.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

That's her real name. Oh, you slick. You try to be slick. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, who wants to be called Karen?

SPEAKER_02

That's funny because the person that does my hair, her name is Karen. We just talked about that today.

SPEAKER_03

Karen.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, Karen. Yeah, she looked like a Karen.

SPEAKER_03

She do not look like a Karen.

SPEAKER_02

The light-skinned one with the light eyes.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, she's a cutie. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_02

I'm glad you couldn't agree. I can't agree on yours.

SPEAKER_03

You don't never agree on mine.

SPEAKER_02

I'm sorry. Some of them are cool and handsome looking.

SPEAKER_03

But I'm saying you know when somebody's handsome. Yeah, but you know when somebody's not ugly.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but we over here, we recording it. Somebody might down the line might doctor these recordings up and talking about, yo, I think I doubt it. I think Hardwick is good looking.

SPEAKER_03

I doubt it. I doubt it. Alright.

SPEAKER_02

Well, that was mine. Katie or Karen Dennis.

SPEAKER_03

Karen. All right. Money Mike's mine.

SPEAKER_02

Money Mike's girl. We go with that.

SPEAKER_03

She played in something else too.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I feel like I seen her on something with 50 Cent.

SPEAKER_02

Maybe. I think I seen her on something else too. Something that didn't pop up here.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Alright, we're gonna move on. My next person. We're going back to chocolate.

SPEAKER_02

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_03

We're going back to some Hershey's.

SPEAKER_02

All of these chocolate and just tell me who it is.

SPEAKER_03

Aldous Hodge. Do you know who that is? Who? Aldous Hodge. He plays in Cross.

SPEAKER_02

Cross? What's Cross?

SPEAKER_03

That's uh Netflix. It's either Netflix or Hulu. Oh, for a series. He was on Straight Outta Compton. I think he was was he MC Wren? MC Wren. MC Wren. On Straight Out of Compton.

SPEAKER_02

The dark skin guy. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Good chocolate. Yeah, yeah, that guy.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Okay. He's something about him I like. He's cool. He cool.

SPEAKER_02

He's cool. He's cool. Alright.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. That's that's better than nothing. What's his name? Aldous Hodge.

SPEAKER_02

That's a crazy name. I think people with crazy names need to just go to like. You know how like Prince calls himself one name? Like if you got a crazy name, just call yourself.

SPEAKER_03

They might not think their name is crazy.

SPEAKER_02

Or do like do like rappers, like and change your name? Ice T. Or Ice Q.

SPEAKER_03

I think it'd be unique. What's his name again?

SPEAKER_02

Aldous. Aldis what? Hodge. Hey, yo.

SPEAKER_03

He can't help his um last name.

SPEAKER_02

Aldous. Aldus, what?

SPEAKER_03

I guess that's how you say Aldous. A-L-D-I-S.

SPEAKER_02

Uh oh well, you're probably saying it right. You're probably saying it right.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but he's kind of cute.

SPEAKER_02

Aldus.

SPEAKER_03

He's on my radar. Alright.

SPEAKER_02

Well, this uh person I'm talking about was on I I think I I think I seen her on this movie in 1994. Jason Lyric. And then from there.

SPEAKER_03

I know it's not Jada. It must be the friend. It's her friend.

SPEAKER_02

Whose friend?

SPEAKER_03

Jada's friend on that movie.

SPEAKER_02

On what?

SPEAKER_03

On um Jason's lyric. The lady with the curly hair?

SPEAKER_02

Lisa Nicole Carson.

SPEAKER_03

That's her name?

SPEAKER_02

Yep. The girl from uh life that he was going to pay the uh the two dollars? The two dollars. He was gonna pay the two girls. That's what you like.

SPEAKER_03

You like the two dollar girls.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it was two dollars.

SPEAKER_03

Two dollars. You got your two dollars ready.

SPEAKER_02

Dude, I got four dollars if she needs there.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, she is cute. Yeah, she always been cute though. I don't but they don't like really pay her no attention like that.

SPEAKER_02

She got blackballed. Um, there's a whole interview documentary or whatever, or why or something like that. She don't like a chest or something like that. Okay, which she's crazy.

SPEAKER_03

She's cute. She's sick. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_02

Yep.

SPEAKER_03

He over here smiling at these um pictures. I'm just looking. Just looking. But that is my can we can we move on?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, see, if you brought your iPad, you can show me all these um these people you picking, but I'm just showing you.

SPEAKER_03

You already know these people I'm picking.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so um Lisa Nicole Carson.

SPEAKER_03

All right, that's a good one. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_02

Definitely on the radar.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, you probably know my next one. Okay. Know him personally? No. You just know of him. Okay. I won't have to show you a picture. I don't know if he's uh he's not chocolate. He's he's in the middle. Well, he got a and he can rhyme. If you could rhyme, you automatically got a couple of points. Who? Common? No. Chic Luch. I love his size. It's his size that get me. He's he's cute. Okay, but I like his size. Okay. Yeah. All right, I see. Yeah, so chic looch.

SPEAKER_02

Sheik Luoch. You like his raps? No, you like his albums. I'm not gonna say his raps, his albums.

SPEAKER_03

His album? Do he have an album?

SPEAKER_02

What? He got a whole bunch of them.

SPEAKER_03

I don't think I'll listen to him like that.

SPEAKER_02

One just came out last month. It was Halloween one.

SPEAKER_03

Sorry, Sheik. I just be looking at you. I don't listen though.

SPEAKER_02

Dang, for real?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_02

Dang, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03

I still love you though.

SPEAKER_02

All right. Well, I'm gonna go into mine. Jill Scott.

SPEAKER_03

That's a good one.

SPEAKER_02

Jill Scott, uh, I think she's one of the ones that crept up. Because when it was like low haircut Jill Scott, no, you didn't look.

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And then she came out and flourished.

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When it came to like this afro. The afro and this curly afro. And the um the mic stand.

SPEAKER_03

And the different type of clothes. She she dressed different, everything. Her whole style is different.

SPEAKER_02

The mic stand. You like that? Uh, you know, it's entertaining. But she got she got noticed around then. That's a good one. And I put her on the radar. Jill Scott.

SPEAKER_03

I can agree with that one.

SPEAKER_02

I think how old is she?

SPEAKER_03

She's old. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

She's cougar age. I think she's cougar. Is she single?

SPEAKER_03

I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_02

Some of these people be like floating under the radar, like they don't really because people don't be checking for them. Oh, she's 53 too.

SPEAKER_03

She's 53?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, they got a spouse. Oh, she is married, I guess. Okay. Too bad. He's probably the road manager.

SPEAKER_03

He probably is.

SPEAKER_02

He's he's something. He's the road manager or the Jill Scott.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Jilly from Philly, as they say. That was mine.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, my last one.

SPEAKER_02

That's your last one?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Number seven. I don't know why I like this person. I don't know why they're on my list. They're just on there. It's just something about them. This is another one. I don't look at him and be like, oh, he's cute. Oh, none of that. And he's young. And it is little baby.

SPEAKER_02

What?

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. It's something about little baby.

SPEAKER_02

I'm shocked.

SPEAKER_03

I'm shocked at my own self.

SPEAKER_02

I had bigger hopes for you.

SPEAKER_03

I tell you, I don't know why he's on it, but he's on there.

SPEAKER_02

Do you like his raps?

SPEAKER_03

Uh it's just something about him. That's all I can say.

SPEAKER_02

The raps is garbage to me. All that well, you know, all the motion that he be all the raps is him hitting a girl up. That's all that's all he rap about.

SPEAKER_03

Leave the little baby alone.

SPEAKER_02

You like that?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. I can't be talking bad about my crush now. Okay. I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_02

I can't talk bad about it. I'll let you like what you like.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, it's just something about him.

SPEAKER_02

Duh baby.

SPEAKER_03

A Y-N.

SPEAKER_02

He's a Y-N? No. He's young. He's about your age.

SPEAKER_03

He is not my age. What? He's probably 30 at the most.

SPEAKER_02

Nah, I give him 35 to 35.

SPEAKER_03

I don't think he's that old.

SPEAKER_02

Let me look it up while you uh Yes.

SPEAKER_03

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02

Let's see. Duh D-A-Baby.

SPEAKER_03

Not the baby. Lil Baby. I definitely don't like the baby.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay. I thought you were saying duh baby.

SPEAKER_03

Little baby.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, the one with the speech impediment.

SPEAKER_03

Leave him alone.

SPEAKER_02

He's a weird dude. He's he like he grew up in the hood or something.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I think he did.

SPEAKER_02

Right? One of those little kids with the city.

SPEAKER_03

He's like a little gambler.

SPEAKER_02

One of the kids with the silver teeth.

SPEAKER_03

He's the dude that's gonna be playing CeeLo gambling.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he's a baby that grew up with silver teeth.

SPEAKER_03

I think he's about I would say 30.

SPEAKER_02

You like him?

SPEAKER_03

It's just something about him. Cool.

SPEAKER_02

Uh uh. I thought it was the baby. Not the baby. Oh, so let me look up Lou Baby then.

SPEAKER_03

I don't want the baby. He was beating on this girl, wasn't he?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. I don't uh I mean after the first single and stuff like that, you know, it was cool, but so you don't like none of them. Uh nah. I'm good.

SPEAKER_03

You could?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, the little baby is 30.

SPEAKER_03

I told you.

SPEAKER_02

December 3rd.

SPEAKER_03

I can't I can't mess with no young.

SPEAKER_02

1994. I remember what I was wearing at 94.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, see, he's too young for me. He would turn me every which way but loose. What do you mean by that? He'll turn me every which way but loose. A young dude?

SPEAKER_02

What do you mean turn young? What do you mean? What what are you what are you trying to say?

SPEAKER_03

I'm just saying. Leave them young dudes alone.

SPEAKER_02

Let's see what I got. I got one. I guess it's my last one. All of these people like 53 and 54.

SPEAKER_03

So you like the cougars?

SPEAKER_02

I guess she's coolerish. Chili.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, she don't even look like a cougar, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Chili from uh TLC.

SPEAKER_03

TLC. Yeah. She's a cutie.

SPEAKER_02

Her real name is not Chili. I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_03

Rosanda.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. I thought her name was Chili.

SPEAKER_03

Why do you thought her name was Chili? It's a joke.

SPEAKER_02

The funny thing about her is Rosonda Thomas. She looks like the the other Rosanda, right? The one that just passed. You think so? From TL from um from MTV.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, they look like they could be sisters.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, right?

SPEAKER_03

What is her name? Is it Rosanda?

SPEAKER_02

It's Rosario or something like that. I don't know. But Chili from TLC.

SPEAKER_03

You got some good picks.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I think she uses uh You have good taste. I do?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Do I have a type?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, what's the type? It ain't chocolate.

SPEAKER_03

I ain't got no type. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02

There's chocolate people that, you know, might have hit the radar.

SPEAKER_03

Um, chili a little bit chocolate. Oh.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, she's brown.

SPEAKER_03

She's a little bit chocolate. She's like a milk chocolate.

SPEAKER_02

Not a milk chocolate. Milk chocolate. Not the bottom of the quick chocolate. The milk chocolate. The bottom of the quick um. I I got an honorable mention. You got any?

SPEAKER_03

I got one too. You do?

SPEAKER_02

Go ahead. You give me yours first and we get out of here.

SPEAKER_03

All right. Mine is some white chocolate.

SPEAKER_02

Christian Taylor?

SPEAKER_03

Because I don't even know who that is.

SPEAKER_02

Magic Mike?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_02

Albertino?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_02

Robert De Niro?

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No.

SPEAKER_03

It is something about Robert De Niro, though. I knew it. The younger Robert De Niro, not this old one. He take the 90s. My person is Paul Walker. I always thought he was cute. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02

Probably because he looked like he looked like he got soul in him.

SPEAKER_03

Like he could be mixed or something, right?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I think that's what it is.

SPEAKER_03

That little white chocolate. I holla at Paul.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know no white girls I would like. Maybe I don't know. They wouldn't hit the radar. Only one that might have hit the radar, and that was the one from the Transformers.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah, she was cute, but she don't look like that now.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03

You talking about the one with um Shia LaBeouf?

SPEAKER_02

Yep.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, she was cute on there.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. So Paul Walker could have got it.

SPEAKER_02

His brother looks like him, right?

SPEAKER_03

I don't know his brother.

SPEAKER_02

I think he got a brother that looks like him.

SPEAKER_03

I like when the brother looks like him.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. All right, let's see. What else we got?

SPEAKER_03

Did you tell us y'all um?

SPEAKER_02

Uh, Eva.

SPEAKER_03

Eva who?

SPEAKER_02

Uh America's top model, Eva.

SPEAKER_03

Light skinned.

SPEAKER_02

Light skinned, right? I knew you was gonna say it. That's why I didn't want to even say it, but look at her.

SPEAKER_03

I thought you were gonna say Eva Mendez. They either got to be light skinned or Puerto Rican. That way he likes y'all. Light skinned or Puerto Rican. You see the eyes? The same eyes as the It's really just the eyes that you like, right? You like people with pretty eyes?

SPEAKER_02

Who knows?

SPEAKER_03

I don't see too many people like in the regular world with pretty eyes? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Oh well. Well. Hey, Eva Good. That was my list. Um, what else we got? We're done. We done for the day.

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This way.

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We're done.

SPEAKER_03

I got a couple of news things. Oh, yeah, we got news.

SPEAKER_02

Let's finish it up with the news.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

And we'll let the people go. So don't go just not yet.

SPEAKER_03

Just wait a little while longer.

SPEAKER_02

We got a little quick news. What we got? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So November 10th, 1999. A show was premiered. And it was Sesame Street with Big Bird, Bert and Ernie, Miss Piggy. Was Miss Piggy on there? Yeah. No.

SPEAKER_02

Sesame Street? No.

SPEAKER_03

I'm putting two things together.

SPEAKER_02

Snuffleophagus. Uh-huh. Big Bird. Oscar the Grouch. Uh.

SPEAKER_03

The vampire. What was the vampire name?

SPEAKER_02

The Count. Elmo.

SPEAKER_03

Tickle me Elmo.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. So 56 years. That's a long time.

SPEAKER_02

Dang. 56 years. And when I saw it, when I feel old. Yeah, when I was a kid watching it, when it came on, it was like. It was it when you saw it, you just thought it was something that was always on. Ever, forever.

SPEAKER_03

I don't really remember watching it like that.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it was uh uh what time are you come on? Three o'clock. Uh I don't remember the time, but the time, I mean, Sesame Street was it. You know the song?

SPEAKER_03

Can you tell me how to get you about to play it for us? No, I was just saying how to get to Sesame Street. I saw you moving over there. I thought you was about to play it.

SPEAKER_02

All right. That's a classic.

SPEAKER_03

It is a classic. 56. 56 years. Long time.

SPEAKER_02

56 years ago.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, now next thing we have is different world. It has a sequel coming out. So it's gonna be Whitley and Dwayne Wayne. Okay. And some of the other characters, but they're bringing in some new younger people. And one of the people I saw was um to Tina Arnold, a daughter, is gonna be playing one of the um college attendees, I guess.

SPEAKER_02

I think um somebody else is Stacy Stacy Nash? I don't know. Her daughter or something. It's somebody else, I think, also that's gonna be on that.

SPEAKER_03

I think the girl from um what's the show with Lucius and Taraji P and with the three sons?

SPEAKER_02

Encore? Not Encore. Empire.

SPEAKER_03

Empire. I think one of the girls that play on there is gonna be on here too.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03

So that should be good.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I might check it out.

SPEAKER_03

I might check it out too.

SPEAKER_02

Is it gonna be Netflix?

SPEAKER_03

They don't say.

SPEAKER_02

They don't say? It's probably gonna be a Netflix. Let me see. Yeah, Netflix. Oh, I knew it. So I'm not gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_03

Why not?

SPEAKER_02

It's not gonna be good.

SPEAKER_03

I think it's gonna be good.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_03

I like Toshina on her. Her daughter's real funny.

SPEAKER_02

I don't remember seeing her daughter or anything.

SPEAKER_03

She just be like in the car with her mother, and they just be doing little stuff. Oh, on social media? Uh-huh. So they're funny together. But she the daughter's really funny and she could sing.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, work. Yeah, so I think it's gonna be good. Her daughter can sing better than her mother. A mother can. I mean, maybe you just tired of hearing a voice.

SPEAKER_03

I like um Pam. Okay. So yeah, I think that's gonna be good. So check it out.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I will.

SPEAKER_03

I I might um A Different World sequel.

SPEAKER_02

I'll do the first episode. If it don't grab you.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, if it don't grab you, you don't have to watch it no more.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's over. I did that last night.

SPEAKER_03

What you watched?

SPEAKER_02

With the new power.

SPEAKER_03

I'm so far behind.

SPEAKER_02

With Tommy? With Tommy. Oh my gosh. I was about to shut it off like 10 minutes to the end. That's how bad. I was like, oh, this is over. It's over. I'm not even watching no more.

SPEAKER_03

So have you been watching it before?

SPEAKER_02

Yep. The acting is terrible. The plots. It's terrible.

SPEAKER_03

I haven't watched that in a long time.

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Yes.

SPEAKER_03

I gotta catch up on Kenan.

SPEAKER_02

50 Cent need to hurry up.

SPEAKER_03

I might do that. I might catch up on Kane.

SPEAKER_02

That's the one I like because that's our era. That's my era. Like the 80s and 90s, the the stuff they were wearing.

SPEAKER_03

That's all you want to see is the clothes.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Because some of the clothes I had, the the piece that um Uncle Melvin had, I had that that shame, you know, stuff like that.

SPEAKER_03

Bring back memories, don't it? Yep, yep.

SPEAKER_02

Yep, yep. Alright. Um, we done.

SPEAKER_03

Uncle Melvin kind of cute too. There's something about him, too. For real.

SPEAKER_02

Not the other Uncle.

SPEAKER_03

What's the other uncle name? I like the one that we eating all the time. He always be snacking on chips and stuff.

SPEAKER_02

He's a comedian, too.

SPEAKER_03

It's something about him. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

So not the other one? What's the other one's name?

SPEAKER_03

I can't think of what the other one's name is.

SPEAKER_02

Les.

SPEAKER_03

Not him.

SPEAKER_02

Uh I know you're talking about.

SPEAKER_03

Alright. Well. That was a good one. Another good show. Yeah, that was another good one. Shout out to all the chocolate.

SPEAKER_02

Uh shout out to all the people on our list.

SPEAKER_03

Shout out to all the chocolate on my list. I'm gonna have to uh see if I don't think none of my people single though.

SPEAKER_02

Nah, some of the I don't think so. Little baby single. Little baby single.

SPEAKER_03

You could end up being a baby, uh probably be number 16 on the list.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you could be a flued out. A flued out one. When he hit South Carolina, just yo.

SPEAKER_03

Pull up.

SPEAKER_02

Nah. You wanna marry?

SPEAKER_03

I ain't wanna marry her.

SPEAKER_02

What you wanna do then?

SPEAKER_03

I ain't wanna get flued out. I'm no only person who could fly me out is Nas. Nas could fly me out.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03

Nas, if you listening, you can fly me out.

SPEAKER_02

Uh that's that's the conclusion for this week. I'm out.

SPEAKER_03

He's number one on my list of crutches.

SPEAKER_02

I'm trying to rush through it and just like do it. But we know, nah, it's not.

SPEAKER_03

He's number one on my list. Nah, it's not. Even though I didn't list him, he's number one.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we all got ones that we didn't list that we might have to go back and list.

SPEAKER_03

I won't?

SPEAKER_02

Who knows?

SPEAKER_03

I won't, and I got to have him.

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That's this week's episode. Um L.

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From Cheryl Poison.

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And we are.

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Where's the beef?

SPEAKER_01

Where's the beef?

SPEAKER_00

Some hamburger places give you a lot less beef on a lot of bun. Where's the beef? At Wendy's, we serve a hamburger we modestly called a single. And Wendy's single has more beef than the whopper or Big Mac. At Wendy's, you get more beef and less bun.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, where's the beef? I don't think there's anybody back there.

SPEAKER_00

You want something better. You're Wendy's kind of people.