Bracket Breakdown: The Battle of the Snacks!

This week on Once Upon a Time in Music, EL and Cheryl kick things off catching up after the holiday madness—leftover plates, turkey sandwiches, Christmas trees still in the attic, and all the jokes that come with it.

But the real chaos starts when they launch into the Sweet 16 Junk Food Bracket—a full-on showdown between the greatest snacks of all time. Oreos vs. Rice Krispie Treats, M&M’s vs.… well, everybody. Sweet vs. salty. Classics vs. curveballs. And only one snack can walk away the champion.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

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SPEAKER_01 1:07

Let's try it again, huh? What's up, people? I'm L.

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I'm Cheryl Poison.

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And we back.

SPEAKER_03 1:15

Back again.

SPEAKER_01 1:16

Another week. How was your week?

SPEAKER_03 1:20

It was kind of fast, but then kind of slow too.

SPEAKER_01 1:25

That's what she said. Go faster. Jokes. Uh got jokes today. We're performing all weekend. Ah. Well, what you been up to? I know it's the holidays.

SPEAKER_03 1:43

I've been chilling.

SPEAKER_01 1:44

I'm always chilling. You ain't bring no food or nothing.

SPEAKER_03 1:49

I'm so sick. I don't even want to look at no dressing, no macaroni and cheese, no nothing.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

I think I got one more day in me.

SPEAKER_03 1:56

I'm done. I was done yesterday. I had my last plate.

SPEAKER_01 1:59

You didn't make no turkey sandwiches and stuff? I don't want none of it. I used to do that when I was younger. My parents. I did too. You used to make the turkey. Yeah, there wasn't no throwing nothing away.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

Yeah, they was gonna make you eat it forever. You was gonna have turkey sandwiches, turkey salad, turkey. Turkey, everything. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, but you didn't bring for nothing?

SPEAKER_03 2:18

You already got stuff at home.

SPEAKER_02 2:20

How you know? I know you do. Ain't nothing at the house.

SPEAKER_03 2:23

Everybody got some stuff at the house. I ain't got nothing. They got something.

SPEAKER_01 2:25

I did my last probably yesterday. Was it yesterday? Day before yesterday.

SPEAKER_03 2:31

I'm done with it.

SPEAKER_01 2:33

I want some ribs still.

SPEAKER_03 2:35

You still ain't got no ribs?

SPEAKER_01 2:37

Nah, I ain't getting one rib. How much is one rib? How much is one rib? How much if we pour the soda in my hand? Chris Rock. Then Chris Rock had his hands like this.

SPEAKER_03 2:50

And then he pulled out that water money. You got changed for a hundred. And if you don't get out of here.

SPEAKER_01 2:54

He kicked them out too.

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One rib.

SPEAKER_01 2:58

Alright, well, I ain't been doing nothing. I've chilled out also. Um the holiday is almost over. Yeah, it's over, then it's gonna start again, too. It's gonna start again.

SPEAKER_03 3:10

I guess it's the whole the holiday season.

SPEAKER_01 3:12

Yeah. This one that's that's coming up. I don't really like this one.

SPEAKER_02 3:16

Why don't you like Christmas? Because you gotta buy presents, no. Sure do. You gotta buy everybody a gift.

SPEAKER_03 3:23

I like it. I like decorating my tree. I go all out.

SPEAKER_01 3:27

You got a tree up now?

SPEAKER_03 3:28

I ain't even put it up yet. Okay. I'm too lazy to get the stuff out of the attic.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

Okay, so yeah, you gotta go up there. That's the fucking.

SPEAKER_03 3:37

That's the worst part.

SPEAKER_01 3:39

You done do that on Sunday or Saturday?

SPEAKER_03 3:41

I don't even know. I'm debating whether I want to put up a tree or not.

SPEAKER_01 3:45

Nah, do this. Go up there and get it down and then sit it somewhere. And then another day decorate it.

SPEAKER_03 3:52

I'm like, I don't know. Split the task. I'm too old to be going up and down the steps. I ain't got time. You only 50. I'm not 50 yet. Not yet.

SPEAKER_02 4:03

I ain't got time. Send some young people up there.

SPEAKER_03 4:07

My daughter's not gonna do it. Why not? She's not.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 4:12

She's mispressed. She's not gonna do it.

SPEAKER_01 4:14

She's gonna be on the show one time?

SPEAKER_03 4:16

I doubt it. She's real shy.

SPEAKER_01 4:18

She ain't tried it in a mother.

SPEAKER_03 4:20

She's way shyer than me.

SPEAKER_01 4:22

No way.

SPEAKER_03 4:22

She's not gonna say nothing. I tried to get her. I was like, you wanna come on the show? She was like, no. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:31

What's she out doing? What's she she celebrating to?

SPEAKER_03 4:35

I don't know what she's doing. I'm here.

SPEAKER_01 4:38

Yeah, I got you here. That's all that matters, right?

SPEAKER_03 4:42

That's all that matters.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

We're here all night. All right, people. Um this week, we are going to do a what is this called? Don't call it. I don't want to call it what it's called.

SPEAKER_03 5:00

Why not? That's what it is.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

I don't know if that's the right name.

SPEAKER_03 5:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 5:04

The sweet 16. What would you call this?

SPEAKER_03 5:08

It's a sweet 16 bracket.

SPEAKER_01 5:10

Sweet 16 bracket.

SPEAKER_03 5:12

How the college um teams do they stuff.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

Okay, so it's versus without the Timberland and Swiss beats.

SPEAKER_03 5:21

Okay. We can do that though.

SPEAKER_01 5:24

We're going to do a competition of sweets and salties. So sweet snacks and you know, salty snacks like chips and so basically we're gonna how we're gonna do we're gonna do the first one is uh Oreo cookies against Rice Krispy Treats. Rice Krispie Treats. So we're gonna say who wins that, then it's gonna go to the next one. It's Eminem, you know, you get it.

SPEAKER_03 5:53

And so on and so on. So we get to a winner.

SPEAKER_01 5:56

Yep, so we're gonna kind of fly through it.

SPEAKER_03 5:59

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

SPEAKER_01 6:01

What else we got?

SPEAKER_03 6:03

Um we got your favorite kiss Mary Kill.

SPEAKER_01 6:08

I was gonna I was gonna say it myself today. Kiss Mary Kill. We got that, where we name three celebrities, and we have to say, will we kiss Mario Kill each one? And what's the next one? We got a spotlight. We got a couple spotlights. Um matter of fact, we might as well get in the spotlights now. Um this way, this week's spotlight is uh singles. Um certain singles came out this week. 1992, Apache put out uh Gangsta Bitch. 1992. Uh what was it? 1992, November 24th, 1992. You remember this song?

SPEAKER_03 7:00

Yes, I do, because me and my homegirl just thought we was the gangster bitch. I wanna gangsta bitch.

SPEAKER_01 7:06

They used to play this on the radio.

SPEAKER_03 7:08

They used to play this everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 7:12

I wonder if he was still alive, like would he know still be going on? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 7:20

I feel like he would probably be doing some shows, like old school shows. You think so? Okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:27

Well, um our next one is uh 1991. Uh the single game. Latifas had it up to here. Came out. Um 1991, November 28th, this single dropped. And I don't think they did the single, I think that's when they dropped the whole albums, right?

SPEAKER_03 7:54

I think so too.

SPEAKER_01 7:56

91 area. I know you like this one.

unknown 8:03

What else? Well, thing hasn't gotten me.

SPEAKER_03 8:05

I like Latif.

SPEAKER_01 8:06

She was the best back then. Female artist back then. So if you're youngin' and you're listening, she was the Nicki Minaj back then.

SPEAKER_03 8:17

Yeah, she was like Nicki Minaj, just better.

SPEAKER_01 8:20

She was the Nikki or was she the Megan Astallion? Maybe same same brand.

SPEAKER_03 8:28

I would say Nikki.

SPEAKER_01 8:30

Nikki, right? Yep. So 1991, Queen Latifah put out. Latifah's had it up to here. That album was good too. Because I remember some of the reggae song. I forgot the name of it. It was like a reggae song.

SPEAKER_03 8:54

I can't remember none of the songs off of that.

SPEAKER_01 8:57

Yeah. Back then, guys listen to female artists back then.

SPEAKER_03 9:05

So guys don't listen to female artists no more?

SPEAKER_01 9:07

No, not when they talk about guys love that talk. What talk? It was over after Foxy Brown and Little Kim. Little Kim. That's when guys are like, oh, hey, I can't be rapping that.

SPEAKER_02 9:24

I don't think so. I don't agree.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

When Nicki Minaj came out, it was over. Guys You think so? You can't get caught listening to a Nicki Minaj album.

SPEAKER_03 9:33

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 9:34

Cardi B. Same thing. And her album is good. The Cardi B album is good. The recent one. It's real good. But guys can't listen to it no more. Not in public.

SPEAKER_03 9:49

You'll be hiding, you'd be hiding um listening to it.

SPEAKER_01 9:52

You gotta hear it in your earbuds and you can't bop your head.

SPEAKER_03 9:55

Whatever.

SPEAKER_01 9:56

Don't sing the songs out loud either.

SPEAKER_03 9:58

He don't like female artists. He hates them.

SPEAKER_01 10:03

Are they good are they? Are there any good female artists?

SPEAKER_03 10:09

You just said Cardi B album is good. I like Cardi B.

SPEAKER_01 10:13

Yeah. She didn't write it though. How you know?

SPEAKER_03 10:16

How you know? You wasn't there.

SPEAKER_01 10:19

I was. Everybody was there. It was not there. Love and hip hop showed the blueprint of them putting her together. Getting this person to come in and do that song, getting this person to promote it.

SPEAKER_03 10:29

I believe. I believe she wrote her own stuff.

SPEAKER_01 10:31

What?

SPEAKER_03 10:32

I'm gonna have faith in her.

SPEAKER_01 10:34

There's not well. Remy Ma is the only female artist that probably writes.

SPEAKER_03 10:40

Probably the main person who's not writing.

SPEAKER_01 10:43

How dare you? She might fool you. How dare you talk about her like that?

SPEAKER_03 10:47

Shh, don't say it out loud. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:49

You know, Remy likes to fight. She likes to shoot.

SPEAKER_03 10:51

Sorry, Remy.

SPEAKER_02 10:53

She liked to shoot. I was talking about the other Remy. Which Remy? The other Remy. Oh, yeah, Remy. Remy's got a gun.

SPEAKER_01 11:03

How you, Remy? I learned it, Remy. All right. Let's get into Kiss Mary Kill. I got good ones for you this week. Just like last week. Whatever. Last week we don't know.

SPEAKER_03 11:16

We never have no good ones.

SPEAKER_01 11:18

What are you talking about? You couldn't even think of last week.

SPEAKER_03 11:21

Who's with who's last week? Yeah, let me. Usha, Trey Songs, and Will Smith. Those are good ones. My list would be Nas, Nas, and Nas.

SPEAKER_01 11:32

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03 11:33

No, Nas, Nas, and Flavor Flav.

SPEAKER_01 11:37

That's what I be giving you?

SPEAKER_03 11:39

That's a good list right there.

SPEAKER_01 11:40

Oh, so you can have to kiss Flavor Flair.

SPEAKER_03 11:43

I'ma kill Flavor Flav.

SPEAKER_01 11:47

You had the the for the love of flavor and kissing them in the mouth.

SPEAKER_03 11:53

A yuck.

SPEAKER_01 11:55

What's wrong with that?

SPEAKER_03 11:56

A yuck. Close your eyes.

SPEAKER_01 11:58

He could be nice.

SPEAKER_03 12:00

No. I can't imagine that. Boy. I couldn't do it. I don't see how them girls did it.

SPEAKER_01 12:07

Well, that's the funny thing about it. While the show was going on, that's what everybody was saying.

SPEAKER_03 12:12

I just can't believe it. She'd do anything.

SPEAKER_01 12:15

Flav was hitting some of them too.

SPEAKER_03 12:17

I believe so too. I believe it. I used to always tease my daughter. I used to be like, I'm gonna go on flavor of love. She'd be like, no.

SPEAKER_01 12:26

And do what?

SPEAKER_03 12:27

Just teasing her. She'd be like, no. She wants me to give a flavor flavor.

SPEAKER_01 12:33

Flavor of love. That was a classic. I knew two people that was on the show. Really? B and what they call L. They call L. Well, they called her L. Her real name is Lisa. And the other girl named was B. She's from Staten Island, but she moved to Brooklyn, I think.

SPEAKER_03 12:54

Oh, she update my flavor flare.

SPEAKER_01 12:56

Yeah, they was both on it. One of them, L got kicked off. Second episode. First season, I think.

SPEAKER_03 13:03

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 13:04

Second episode, second season. One of them. But uh, yeah. We used to call her something else in high school.

SPEAKER_03 13:10

What a time.

SPEAKER_01 13:12

She was cool peoples, I guess. She was cool peoples.

SPEAKER_03 13:15

Shout out to her.

SPEAKER_01 13:16

Yeah, shout out to Lisa. Alright.

SPEAKER_02 13:20

Um let's do it, man. Let's do it. Okay, you want me to go first? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:25

Ladies first.

SPEAKER_01 13:31

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 13:32

Lauren Hill.

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Kill.

SPEAKER_03 13:35

Patty LaBelle.

SPEAKER_01 13:36

Mary.

SPEAKER_03 13:37

And Lunel.

unknown 13:39

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 13:39

The comedian.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

Never mind. Hold on.

SPEAKER_03 13:41

You got to rearrange it?

SPEAKER_01 13:43

Yeah. Kill Lunel.

SPEAKER_03 13:46

You're gonna kill Lunel?

SPEAKER_01 13:48

Yeah, man. See.

SPEAKER_03 13:49

She seemed like she would be big fun.

SPEAKER_01 13:51

Fun how?

SPEAKER_03 13:52

Just big fun.

SPEAKER_01 13:53

Oh, that kind of that's why you my co-host. Yeah, fun is fun.

SPEAKER_03 14:00

You better keep her.

SPEAKER_01 14:02

Uh better keep her. So to have fun, you have to either kiss her or marry her. And bring over there working. Who's the other ones again?

SPEAKER_03 14:16

Lauren Hill and Patty LaBelle. Patty's gonna make you some fools, some patty pies, banana pudding.

SPEAKER_01 14:23

Let's marry Patty. Okay. Kiss Lunel.

SPEAKER_03 14:27

And kill Lauren Hill.

SPEAKER_01 14:28

And kill Lauren Hill.

unknown 14:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:31

Something feels off. Something feels off? It feels off, but it feels right.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

You don't wanna kill. I mean, you don't wanna um kiss Lunel?

SPEAKER_01 14:39

No, I'm kissing her.

SPEAKER_03 14:40

I'm saying you said something feels off.

SPEAKER_01 14:42

Yeah, just uh just thinking about kissing. Big fun. She looks like she's big fun. Big fun. I'm gonna go with that.

SPEAKER_04 14:49

Yeah. Big fun.

SPEAKER_01 14:55

All right, I got you. Amari Hardwick. Tank and Maxwell. You can't tell me that's not a good list.

SPEAKER_03 15:05

Ooh, that's a good list. That is. Oh, this is hard.

SPEAKER_01 15:09

You can't kiss, kiss, kiss him. You can't three kiss him. Ghost from power. Tank. Mr. Shirt off. And Maxwell.

SPEAKER_03 15:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:30

Go ahead. This is hard. Who you gonna kill? That's how you gotta start it. Who you gotta kill?

SPEAKER_03 15:35

I think I'm gonna kill May. You gonna kill Maxwell.

SPEAKER_01 15:38

I knew it. I knew it. Maxwell's shirt off too sometime.

SPEAKER_03 15:42

And I like Maxwell. I hate to kill him off, but ooh, he's going up against two good ones.

SPEAKER_01 15:48

So you're gonna kiss Hardwick.

SPEAKER_03 15:53

And you're gonna I'm gonna marry Omari. What? We got some stuff to handle. Omari is fine. He was on my list last week.

SPEAKER_01 16:01

What kind of stuff you gotta handle?

SPEAKER_03 16:02

Just some stuff I gotta talk to him about.

SPEAKER_01 16:05

Did you go watch the movie?

unknown 16:06

No, I did.

SPEAKER_01 16:07

Next day, man. I did. Oh my gosh. That's funny. I'm gonna watch it. That that show just came up. I just talked about that show on the DJ Blaze radio show podcast today.

SPEAKER_03 16:19

So I I got to marry Omari. Because he is fine.

SPEAKER_01 16:24

Alright, so Mary. Marry Mr. Hardwick. Pause. It just sounds funny.

SPEAKER_03 16:31

Yeah. Uh got some stuff I need to talk to him about.

SPEAKER_01 16:34

Kiss Tank.

SPEAKER_03 16:35

I'm a I'ma slob tank down. I like Tank.

SPEAKER_01 16:38

So you can't do nothing else but kiss him now.

SPEAKER_03 16:41

I could just slob him down. What are you gonna get from that?

SPEAKER_01 16:45

Uh neverby. And kill Maxwell.

SPEAKER_03 16:48

And kill Maxwell. Sorry, Maxwell. Ooh, that was a tough one.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

He's gonna be singing songs.

SPEAKER_03 16:53

I know he could be singing. Unfortunate to have you, girl. Ooh. Wait. I'm sorry. Wait. I am so sorry. So you gonna like Maxwell? He be talking about them pretty wings. Uh yeah. If he wasn't up against those two.

SPEAKER_01 17:16

So all you can do is kiss him now. You sure?

SPEAKER_03 17:21

He be talking about some stuff. Tank B. You sure? Tank be tanking. Yeah. I can't.

SPEAKER_01 17:28

Yeah, close your eyes. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 17:29

Uh-uh. I like it when you lose.

SPEAKER_01 17:34

I guarantee if you close your eyes, you're gonna change your mind. I'm not. Try it.

SPEAKER_03 17:38

I'm not, because I like Omari. Try it. Close your eyes. No. But I love this song.

SPEAKER_01 17:44

I like that you don't play fair. Close your eyes. I'm gonna stick with my answers. Close your eyes one time. No. No. I seen that slow blink. Tank. Almost changed your mind on.

SPEAKER_03 18:01

Tank. Almost.

SPEAKER_01 18:02

Yeah, almost changed your mind on that one. Almost. Alright. Let's get into the show. Do you need a cool, cool rag or something? No, you need to wipe yourself. No, I'm good.

SPEAKER_03 18:16

I'm good. I'm good.

SPEAKER_01 18:18

Wipe your head or something.

SPEAKER_03 18:19

I'm good. Alright. I'm cool.

SPEAKER_01 18:21

Calm. Collected. Alright, let's start it off. This is gonna be. Give me your predicament on this one.

SPEAKER_02 18:30

I don't even think salty.

SPEAKER_01 18:32

Do you think something salty is gonna win? Like chips or something, or candy gonna win this?

SPEAKER_03 18:38

I think salty is gonna win.

SPEAKER_01 18:40

Good, because I think something sweet's gonna win this.

SPEAKER_03 18:42

You think?

SPEAKER_01 18:43

I really think something sweet's gonna win.

SPEAKER_03 18:45

So do you pick something sweet over something salty?

SPEAKER_01 18:47

Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_03 18:48

So if you had cookies and chips, cookies first. Really?

SPEAKER_01 18:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:52

It depends on what kind they are.

SPEAKER_01 18:54

Double stuffed Oreos, pause.

SPEAKER_03 18:56

You like the double stuff? That's a whole lot of cream.

SPEAKER_01 18:59

Hey, watch it now.

SPEAKER_03 19:00

Whole lot of cream. I like the thin Oreos. I like thin. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 19:11

So we're gonna start it off.

SPEAKER_03 19:13

So we're gonna start it off with the double stuff Oreos. Why it gotta be double strips against the rice crispies.

SPEAKER_01 19:19

Why it gotta be double stuff Oreos?

SPEAKER_03 19:21

Double stuff.

SPEAKER_01 19:23

Because that is the picture, right? That's what we're gonna go with. Double stuff. Alright. Oreos or rice crispy trees. That's easy. Yeah, I'm gonna go Oreo. Yeah, Oreos all the way. So Oreo win that. That was quick and easy. I eat those now.

SPEAKER_03 19:39

I eat those now too.

SPEAKER_01 19:40

I can almost tell you the prices at every single store in the area.

SPEAKER_03 19:43

Not of the Oreos.

SPEAKER_01 19:44

Yeah, because I'm always getting them.

SPEAKER_03 19:46

Were they$4.29?

SPEAKER_01 19:47

No. Three. Well, yeah, it might be with the with the tax.

SPEAKER_03 19:52

Double stuff is more.

SPEAKER_01 19:54

That's the only one I get. I do I do get them. Um I can't, I don't even want to say it no more.

SPEAKER_03 20:00

Why?

SPEAKER_01 20:00

The one with them extra.

SPEAKER_03 20:03

Extra cream? I didn't say that. With the extra He likes the extra cream.

SPEAKER_01 20:09

The extra middle of the cook.

SPEAKER_03 20:12

That's what we're calling it. The middle.

SPEAKER_01 20:13

They call mega.

SPEAKER_03 20:15

Mega?

SPEAKER_01 20:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:16

Mega Oreos?

SPEAKER_01 20:17

They're like that thick. Like.

SPEAKER_03 20:19

Oh, I can't I can't do that.

SPEAKER_01 20:21

Those are good. Those are good too. Alright, so Oreos went now.

SPEAKER_03 20:24

I like the thin.

unknown 20:27

Thin.

SPEAKER_03 20:28

Thin.

SPEAKER_01 20:29

I'm not even gonna say that. MM's reasonably.

SPEAKER_03 20:35

We doing peanut MMs? Or is we doing plain MMs?

SPEAKER_01 20:40

I think plain MMs are better than peanut.

SPEAKER_03 20:42

You crazy. Let me see what they got on this list. I'm gonna never eat plain MMs.

SPEAKER_01 20:47

I'm getting older, so that extra chewing.

SPEAKER_03 20:51

Okay, they don't say. A peanut MM is the best. I will eat the whole bag at one sitting.

SPEAKER_01 20:58

So we we know MM's won this one, right?

SPEAKER_03 21:00

Yeah. Do you like raisinettes?

SPEAKER_01 21:03

Yeah, I eat them every week. What I do is I go to Foodline and they have the boxes.

SPEAKER_03 21:10

For a dollar. The little small boxes.

SPEAKER_01 21:12

They're like regular size boxes, but they're like five. This is five for five dollars or something like that. I think it's like five for five dollars.

SPEAKER_03 21:23

So what are you doing with these raisinets?

SPEAKER_01 21:24

You just I bring them to work. Oh. So because that vending machine be killing it.

SPEAKER_03 21:28

How bet they do? How much it costs in the?

SPEAKER_01 21:30

Probably like$3.50.

SPEAKER_03 21:31

Oh, a box of raisinettes?

SPEAKER_01 21:33

Probably. They don't even sell the box because the box, they fill the whole thing up.

SPEAKER_03 21:36

They sell the bag and the vending machine.

SPEAKER_01 21:38

Little bag, you could count how many is in it.

SPEAKER_03 21:42

So you don't want to do raisinets?

SPEAKER_01 21:44

No, no way. Not over MMs. Mm-mm. Okay. Even those peanut butter MMs.

SPEAKER_03 21:50

They are. I'm just all peanuts. You don't like the peanut butter ones? They alright, but I'm not gonna be like, ooh, I can't wait to get some peanut MMs. I mean peanut butter MMs.

SPEAKER_01 22:02

Peanut butter. Alright, what's the next one? Teddy grams.

SPEAKER_03 22:07

Teddy grams and Pop Tarts.

SPEAKER_01 22:09

Oh, that's easy.

SPEAKER_03 22:11

Pop Tarts. Come on. This is too easy. Okay, what kind of Pop Tarts do you like?

SPEAKER_01 22:16

Uh the rainbow sprinkles, so it's probably like cherry.

SPEAKER_03 22:21

Strawberry?

SPEAKER_01 22:22

Strawberry, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:23

I used to like them when I was younger, but I like brown sugar and cinnamon now.

SPEAKER_01 22:28

Oh, yeah, those are good too.

SPEAKER_03 22:29

Those are good.

SPEAKER_01 22:30

Because those are I think I'm starting to see those in vending machines.

SPEAKER_03 22:35

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 22:35

That's that's why I had those.

SPEAKER_03 22:37

Those are good. All right. So we're going with Pop Tarts.

SPEAKER_01 22:41

Pop Tarts all the way. This is gonna be easy. Oh, this one. The next one is easy too. These are all easy, man. Captain Crunch versus Lucky Charms. Lucky Charms, that's easy. Yeah, I'm going with Lucky Charms. Yeah, I'm going with Lucky Charms on that.

SPEAKER_03 22:56

I like Captain Crunch, but they they like tear up my mouth like for some reason. Yeah, I don't know why. Like what's in a Captain Crunch that makes it do that?

SPEAKER_01 23:07

Uh whatever they sawdust.

SPEAKER_03 23:09

And they get kind of soggy fast. I don't like cereal that's like fruity pebbles. As soon as you put them in there with the milk, they're gonna be soggy.

SPEAKER_01 23:18

You know what? It's like eating uh croutons. Flavored croutons, right?

SPEAKER_03 23:24

It has a good flavor though, but I just I can't eat them. It tear my mouth up.

SPEAKER_01 23:29

Yeah, those are flavored croutons. That's what those little things are.

SPEAKER_03 23:32

I never heard it called up.

SPEAKER_01 23:33

I just made it up.

SPEAKER_03 23:35

Flavored croutons.

SPEAKER_01 23:37

Because if croutons are the same thing, they're hard and tear up your mouth sometimes, yeah. Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 23:42

I like croutons though.

SPEAKER_01 23:44

All right, what's the next one?

SPEAKER_03 23:46

Airheads and sweeties. Sweet tarts.

SPEAKER_01 23:50

Sweet tarts. Uh, I'm gonna go with airheads. Just because I sold them in school, they was 25 cents a piece.

SPEAKER_03 23:58

I don't like neither one of these really.

SPEAKER_01 24:00

What? You gotta pick one.

SPEAKER_03 24:04

Was hustling airheads?

SPEAKER_01 24:05

Of course.

SPEAKER_03 24:06

He was the candy man?

SPEAKER_01 24:07

Definitely the candy man. I was the candy man.

SPEAKER_03 24:08

It was Randy from um Off the Wire.

SPEAKER_01 24:11

Oh, yeah, you remember that?

SPEAKER_03 24:13

I'm gonna call you Randy.

SPEAKER_01 24:15

Randy from the wire. Nah, Randy would end up being no good.

SPEAKER_03 24:19

But Randy was selling the candy.

SPEAKER_01 24:21

Yeah, but he ended up being no good. He told he couldn't help it.

SPEAKER_03 24:25

He was scared.

SPEAKER_01 24:26

He was a little kid. I bet. He was out there in the streets, too, though. Out there playing the corners. A corner boy, regular corner.

SPEAKER_03 24:35

He wasn't doing that. He just was hanging with them. He wasn't into that.

SPEAKER_01 24:40

I guess.

SPEAKER_03 24:41

Him or the other guy, Neiman.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

He ended up being bad.

SPEAKER_03 24:44

He had no choice. Them dudes was beating him down at the little um house.

SPEAKER_02 24:49

The little, what you call it? He was in the system. Boys' home. Boys' home, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:54

Alright, so we're gonna go with airheads. Yeah, airheads. The sweet tarts ain't good at all. They were like chalk.

SPEAKER_01 25:02

At one time, like 80s, like you gotta think about like 80s candy, like I don't think I ever like sweet tarts.

SPEAKER_03 25:09

They'll give you a lot of them when you go trick-or-treating them. Yep. Those and sweeties.

SPEAKER_01 25:14

Even the big ones, you remember? It would be the bigger ones, that's just like the alka saltsas. That's what it is.

SPEAKER_03 25:21

It's either an alka salsa or a chalk. You could play um hopscotch with it.

SPEAKER_01 25:26

Hopscotch with it. All right, uh, next one is Salapatch.

SPEAKER_03 25:32

One of my favorite salapatch kits.

SPEAKER_01 25:34

Versus trolls. Trollies. What's trolleys?

SPEAKER_03 25:37

Like gummies, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:38

Oh, that's no. Come on, man. They gotta do better than that. Trolley worms. Oh, yeah, the worms. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh uh. I'm gonna go with salapatches. Of course. That's easy. Oh, this is gonna get hard at the end now.

SPEAKER_03 25:51

It is.

SPEAKER_01 25:52

That's what she said. Um next one is gummy beer. Gummy bears and what's this happy cats? I think those are those those root beer, those gummy root beer. They look like root beers. See it?

SPEAKER_03 26:14

I know I don't like those. No. So regular no for me.

SPEAKER_02 26:18

Yeah, regular gummy bears.

SPEAKER_03 26:20

Ugh, I don't too much like gummy bears either.

SPEAKER_01 26:22

For real? The kids were killing them at my job. Really? Oh my gosh. They cannot keep them in the vending machine. Ten minutes later, they the whole thing is brought out.

SPEAKER_03 26:33

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

Small bag, arm and a leg.

SPEAKER_03 26:37

I need to go in the vending machine business.

SPEAKER_01 26:40

Yeah, if you get a high school or any kind of school, be sold out every other day. All right, let's see. Starburst versus Skittles. Skittles. That's the hardest one for the day. Who you going with?

SPEAKER_03 26:58

I like both of them. Yeah. But if I have to choose between one, I'm gonna go with Skittles.

SPEAKER_01 27:03

Ooh. I guess I'll go.

SPEAKER_03 27:05

Put them in your hand and shake them up like this and pop one in.

SPEAKER_01 27:08

Uh, then you got your sweaty ass hand. My hands ain't sweaty. Some of the colors.

SPEAKER_03 27:13

Mm-mm. It ain't gonna be like that. They ain't gonna be in there long enough.

SPEAKER_01 27:16

Some of the colors is in your hand. It's gonna be your hand. No, it's not. How you know what I'm talking about? I know what you're talking about. You hold them longer than two seconds.

SPEAKER_03 27:24

Shake them up and pop them in.

SPEAKER_01 27:26

Ugh, no, I can't do that anymore. When I was a kid, I probably would have done that. I don't know. Starburst, that pink Starburst is the best.

SPEAKER_03 27:35

No, the red one is the best. Red.

SPEAKER_01 27:38

You an old lady if you like the red.

SPEAKER_03 27:40

I like red.

SPEAKER_01 27:41

If you like the lemon, you do you definitely an old lady.

SPEAKER_03 27:44

I don't like lemon or the orange. I like only the red.

SPEAKER_01 27:48

That pink one, the strawberry.

SPEAKER_03 27:50

Oh. For real? I'm always going for the cherry.

SPEAKER_01 27:53

Dang you weird. I'm gonna go with Skittles though.

SPEAKER_03 27:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 27:58

Alright, this is when it gets fishy. Which one you want to do? You want to go to the salt side?

SPEAKER_03 28:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:07

Alright, let's go to the salt side. And then we'll bounce back.

SPEAKER_03 28:11

So the sweet.

SPEAKER_01 28:12

Yeah, it's gonna be longer than I thought.

SPEAKER_03 28:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:14

Hey, yo.

SPEAKER_03 28:18

That's what she said. That's what she said.

SPEAKER_01 28:20

Alright, we'll we'll pick it up a little bit. Alright, so uh sour cream Pringles versus regular Pringles.

SPEAKER_02 28:28

I'm gonna go with sour cream. Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_01 28:30

Dad, you wrote it down. You're writing it down already. You already knew what I was gonna pick. Cheetos versus Doritos. Doritos.

SPEAKER_03 28:38

That's hard though. I like both of them.

SPEAKER_01 28:41

Cool ranch.

SPEAKER_03 28:42

Oh no, I don't deal with the Cool Ranch.

SPEAKER_01 28:44

Oh, you so you so weird.

SPEAKER_03 28:46

I'm gonna turn it I don't even like Cool Ranch.

SPEAKER_01 28:48

For real?

SPEAKER_03 28:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:49

I'm turning your mic off.

SPEAKER_03 28:51

You're gonna turn my mic off? Ain't no way. Give me the plain Doritos. That red bag. The red bag. The classic red bag. Don't let me make a taco salad with it.

SPEAKER_01 29:00

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:02

So we're gonna, I'm gonna go with Doritos.

SPEAKER_01 29:04

Okay, I'll go with Doritos. I was getting scared. I was getting nervous.

SPEAKER_03 29:07

I'm gonna go with Doritos.

SPEAKER_01 29:08

The only Cheetos I like are those real crushed up, like the what are those? Not the puffy Cheetos.

SPEAKER_03 29:16

Like the crunchy ones.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

The crunchy ones.

SPEAKER_03 29:18

I like those.

SPEAKER_01 29:20

All right, combos versus what are those?

SPEAKER_03 29:24

Snyder's pretzels.

SPEAKER_01 29:25

Oh, that's come on, man. Why are they going? Some old ass hard pretzels versus pretzels be good sometimes. Not going against combos with cheese in it.

SPEAKER_03 29:34

I don't know how I feel about combos.

SPEAKER_01 29:36

Pizza combos. Remember those?

SPEAKER_03 29:38

Mm-hmm. I had a combo. Do they still make on?

SPEAKER_01 29:41

Yeah, they still do. Big bag, too. Get the big bag. Let's go with it.

SPEAKER_03 29:46

I think I'm gonna go with Snyder's pretzels. Oh my gosh. Are you for real? I'm so serious. Oh I don't want that little fake cheese in there. Bougie when it comes to cheese.

SPEAKER_01 29:57

So what are we gonna do? We gotta do a call phone a friend or something? Because somebody got the.

SPEAKER_03 30:02

You gonna phone a friend?

SPEAKER_01 30:04

I'm not picking no Snyders. I don't even like pretzels.

SPEAKER_03 30:09

That fake cheese in the middle of a combos, it's nasty.

SPEAKER_01 30:13

I'm gonna run to the vending machine and get some right now.

SPEAKER_03 30:16

I don't want none of that.

SPEAKER_01 30:18

The pizza one?

SPEAKER_03 30:19

That fake cheese.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

Alright, go with Snyders then. Hey, I tell you one thing. If Snyders mess around and wins this whole thing, you're gonna be mad. I'm gonna be mad.

SPEAKER_03 30:33

I doubt if Snyders will win, though.

SPEAKER_01 30:35

I don't know. I've seen crazy stuff happen before.

SPEAKER_03 30:38

You see, uh it's not gonna happen.

SPEAKER_01 30:40

You see, Trump was president more than once, right? I've seen crazy stuff happen. All right, cheese it versus goldfish. I'm cheese its.

SPEAKER_03 30:50

Oh, cheese its, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:51

The new flavors, too.

SPEAKER_03 30:53

With like white cheddar.

SPEAKER_01 30:54

The white cheddar's the best one.

SPEAKER_03 30:56

Good.

SPEAKER_01 30:57

Yeah. Not in the bag. It gotta be. In the box, yeah. The ones in the bag don't taste the same as the box, right? Am I right? You're right. Oh, okay. I thought I thought I was bugging the first time. I was like, these ain't hitting like they used to hit.

SPEAKER_03 31:09

You're right.

SPEAKER_01 31:10

All right, Lay's versus ruffles.

SPEAKER_03 31:13

Now this one is hard. Not for me. Certain ones I like from Lays and certain ones I like from ruffles.

SPEAKER_01 31:19

Yeah, that sour cream.

SPEAKER_03 31:20

Sour cream and onion ruffles are way better than the sour cream. Not sour cream and onions, sour cream and cheddar.

SPEAKER_01 31:27

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:28

Sour cream and cheddar ruffles are better than the sour cream and cheddar lay.

SPEAKER_01 31:32

Lay's. Let's go with ruffles. Okay. Alright. Next one is Tostitos. Tostitos versus Fritos. Fritos. Tostitos don't even come in flavors.

SPEAKER_03 31:45

You're gonna pick Fritos? That'd be what's left in the snack pack.

SPEAKER_01 31:49

I got to. That's the yeah, the snack pack you get, that's the no one wants the Fritos. You rather Tostitos before?

SPEAKER_03 31:55

Yep, and get me some cheese dip.

SPEAKER_01 31:57

Hey, now this ain't getting cheese dip. This is the way it is.

SPEAKER_03 32:01

What you automatically think of cheese dip when you think of Tostitos?

SPEAKER_01 32:04

The look, the scoops. Mm-hmm. Pour the cheese on the scoop, put it in the microwave.

SPEAKER_03 32:10

And let it get heated up.

SPEAKER_01 32:11

Come on, you don't know about that, girl. I'm gonna go with you over here right down like you're about to write down the right one.

SPEAKER_03 32:17

I'm going with Tostitos.

SPEAKER_01 32:19

No.

SPEAKER_03 32:21

There's no way.

SPEAKER_01 32:22

No.

SPEAKER_03 32:22

And sometimes I'm allergic to Fritos. I can't pick Fritos.

SPEAKER_01 32:26

You're allergic to Fritos?

SPEAKER_03 32:27

Like something on it make my lips itch. I found out the hard way.

SPEAKER_01 32:35

I'm gonna be hitting that button all day. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 32:38

Like I said, I can't go with Fritos. The next show is. It's gonna make me itchy. I can't.

SPEAKER_01 32:44

Frito. Oh my. Alright, let's do Tostitos. Just because of the scoops and just because you can put the queso cheese on it and heat it up.

unknown 32:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 32:54

Alright, now I done bent bent the rules for you twice.

SPEAKER_03 32:57

Just saying.

unknown 32:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 32:59

You want me to be allergic over here?

SPEAKER_01 33:01

Bugles against sun chips.

SPEAKER_03 33:04

I'm gonna go with bugles.

SPEAKER_01 33:06

Oh, I was you saw my face. I was like, come on now.

SPEAKER_03 33:10

Because I don't know how I feel about sun chips. Like they're not bad, but they're not like good either.

SPEAKER_01 33:15

The sun chips uh in the yellow bag? No, the the cheddar. The cheddar one? The cheddar, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:22

It's in the yellow bag, right?

SPEAKER_01 33:23

That comes that yeah, I get it when I go to um the smoothie place. Because you know they got the health stuff in there.

SPEAKER_03 33:30

I don't know the last time I had sun chips.

SPEAKER_01 33:32

Let's go with bugles. Okay. The different flavors, the cheese.

SPEAKER_03 33:36

I like the cheese bugles, and I ain't had those in a while either.

SPEAKER_01 33:39

Oh, this next one's gonna be funny. All right, the next one is Chex Mix versus those veggie sticks.

SPEAKER_03 33:48

I'm gonna go with veggie sticks.

SPEAKER_01 33:49

Oh, I knew it was gonna be messed up. I'm just playing. I'm just playing, I'm just playing.

SPEAKER_03 33:53

I'm gonna go with Chex Mix. I knew it. Checks mix be so good.

SPEAKER_01 33:57

Yeah, I don't know about that. I wouldn't go that far.

SPEAKER_03 33:59

I like the honey nut. I think it's honey nut.

SPEAKER_01 34:02

For real? Check' mix. All right. So you don't like Chex Mix? No, we're going with Chex Mix.

SPEAKER_03 34:08

I'm saying, you actually don't like it.

SPEAKER_01 34:10

They both suck. Yeah, both suck.

SPEAKER_03 34:13

Check's mix is good with that little bread thing in there. It's like a little, I can't even describe it.

SPEAKER_01 34:19

Yeah, uh croissant on uh um uh what they what I just say a croissant? No, what the what's those things?

SPEAKER_03 34:26

Uh what?

SPEAKER_01 34:29

Oh my gosh. I said the cereal tastes like them.

SPEAKER_03 34:35

No, it's not like a crouton. It's good.

SPEAKER_01 34:37

What the brown one?

SPEAKER_03 34:38

Not the brown one. They could take that one out. It's like a like a little loaf of bread to me. Like a little breadstick. I like that one.

SPEAKER_01 34:46

Check's mix is only good when you mix it.

SPEAKER_03 34:49

I like it. I like the honey nut one. I think it's honey nut. I don't eat it often, but it's well, bring some to the next show.

SPEAKER_01 34:55

Okay. And we won't eat it.

SPEAKER_03 34:57

You ain't gonna eat it?

SPEAKER_01 34:58

No. Who am I eating that for?

SPEAKER_03 34:59

But I ain't bringing that in there.

SPEAKER_01 35:02

All right, next one is Oreos against MMs. Oh, that's easy for me. I eat them every week. Well, I eat both of them every week. Yeah, that's a tough one. I'm gonna go with Oreos. Because I think we eat more cookies than we eat candy.

SPEAKER_03 35:22

I love my Eminem's. Yeah, but keep me a sharing size bag at all times.

SPEAKER_01 35:28

Where at?

SPEAKER_03 35:29

I keep it in my fridge and I just pop in there.

SPEAKER_01 35:31

I'm thinking you got something here with us.

SPEAKER_03 35:33

No, it's too big to go in my little pocketbook. I get the big bag.

SPEAKER_01 35:37

Fancy pocketbook with nothing in it. No candy in it. All right, let's. You got uh I'm going Oreos.

SPEAKER_03 35:46

All right, since you bent the rules for me twice, I'm gonna go with Oreos. All right, okay. I eat more Eminem's than I eat Oreos. I don't want to bend your arm. You twisted my arm behind my back, and I'm not saying uncle. Say it. Say it. So we're gonna go with Oreo.

SPEAKER_01 36:03

All right, Oreos over Eminem's. Now the next one is Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts against Lucky Charms.

SPEAKER_03 36:11

Lucky Charms. Lucky Charms. Lucky Charms, okay.

SPEAKER_01 36:13

Yeah, lucky charms.

SPEAKER_03 36:14

I'm glad you agree with me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:16

So the next one is Airheads against salpatch kids.

SPEAKER_03 36:19

Sow patch kids.

SPEAKER_01 36:23

You want to I take it, I'll take that. Sal patch kids.

SPEAKER_03 36:27

What enjoyment do you get out of airheads? They're like like a rubber, a piece of rubber.

SPEAKER_01 36:32

They taste good now.

SPEAKER_03 36:33

I don't like airheads.

SPEAKER_01 36:35

Remember back in the day.

SPEAKER_03 36:35

You don't like salapatch kids?

SPEAKER_01 36:37

I used to come with sticks of them. Like I used to have a paper bag and sticks and sticks of airheads.

SPEAKER_03 36:44

And how much you sold them for?

SPEAKER_01 36:45

25 cents a piece.

SPEAKER_03 36:47

They probably was buying four at a time.

SPEAKER_01 36:48

Man, I was getting out of school with 20, 25 a day.

SPEAKER_03 36:51

You thought you had it going on.

SPEAKER_01 36:52

Me and T Bop.

SPEAKER_03 36:55

See, you just you have memories from airheads. You don't like them.

SPEAKER_01 36:58

You just try my best not to eat that blue sour patch kids. Yeah. And what grade? What grade was that? It had to be fourth grade, third grade.

SPEAKER_03 37:14

So you was a little hustle man.

SPEAKER_01 37:16

Yeah, I still am. Oh hustle man. It's in me. Pause.

SPEAKER_04 37:24

That's what he said.

SPEAKER_01 37:28

Alright, so the next one is. So what are we going with? Oh, we're going with um. Oh boy. Sal Patrick Kids.

unknown 37:39

Okay. Oh boy.

SPEAKER_03 37:41

I know I twisted y'all.

SPEAKER_01 37:44

That's just because you're a girl. Alright, the next one is Gummy Bears. Gummy Bears versus Skittles. Skittles. Oh, that's easy. Skittles.

SPEAKER_03 37:54

Skittles.

SPEAKER_01 37:55

Goodbye. Alright. Now we're gonna bounce back across the salt side. We got maybe two more times. We done. You're done. You're done, no.

SPEAKER_03 38:06

This one's gonna be hard.

SPEAKER_01 38:07

What's that? A sour cream?

SPEAKER_03 38:09

Sour cream Pringles against Doritos.

SPEAKER_01 38:12

That's easy. Doritos. Pringles is like a chips that you just eat because you got them.

SPEAKER_03 38:18

So you don't like go and buy them?

SPEAKER_01 38:20

If you tie, you know, they got that the tube for like a dollar.

SPEAKER_03 38:25

I got a friend. Her sister loves Pringles. She always wants to eat Pringles. Damn Pringles. So if I see them on sale, I'll be like, better go get your sister some Pringles. They on sale.

SPEAKER_01 38:35

Yeah, they don't last. Alright, the next one is oh my gosh. Cheese Its versus those pretzel sniders or whatever. That's easy.

SPEAKER_03 38:45

It is easy.

SPEAKER_01 38:45

Cheese Its It's goodbye. About time. That Cheese Its against the combos would have been tough.

SPEAKER_03 38:52

No, it wouldn't. Not for me. That fake cheese. That hard fake cheese.

SPEAKER_01 38:57

Alright, so ruffles against Tostitos.

SPEAKER_03 39:01

Ruffles.

SPEAKER_01 39:02

Ruffles. Ah, now we're coming down to the wire. Now let's see. Bugles against Chex Mix.

SPEAKER_03 39:10

Bugles.

SPEAKER_01 39:10

Yeah, I'm gonna go with Bugles. Oh, that was a quick one.

SPEAKER_03 39:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:14

Alright, we're almost getting down to it. It's coming down to the wire. Alright. You're gonna have to help me on this because I don't remember.

SPEAKER_03 39:23

So it's Oreos against Lucky Charms.

SPEAKER_01 39:30

Is it okay? Oreos for me. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 39:42

I don't eat Oreos as often as I eat some Lucky Charms. I still eat Lucky Charms.

SPEAKER_01 39:51

Uh I I'm not bending on this.

SPEAKER_03 39:54

Okay, I'll go with your Oreos. That sucks.

SPEAKER_01 39:58

Alright, so that's what's the next one?

SPEAKER_03 40:02

The next one is Sour Patch Kids Against Skittles.

SPEAKER_01 40:09

Skittles. Yeah, Skittles. Think about it. They got those tropical flavor ones. The blue pack, the green pack.

SPEAKER_03 40:21

Sour patch kids. And you get all that little sour.

SPEAKER_01 40:24

That salt on the bottom?

SPEAKER_03 40:25

That's not salt. That's sour sweetness.

SPEAKER_01 40:29

Sour sweetness. They call it carbohydrates, please. Jusos and glitterings.

SPEAKER_03 40:36

I'm gonna go with your Skittles.

SPEAKER_01 40:37

Oh word. I ain't my nigga.

SPEAKER_03 40:40

But I'd rather have some Sour Patch Kids.

SPEAKER_01 40:44

No, I'm gonna get something for you. Some Sour Patch Kids. Alright, so the next one is Doritos.

SPEAKER_03 40:53

And Cheez It's Cheeset.

SPEAKER_01 40:55

Oh, Doritos.

SPEAKER_03 40:56

I'm gonna say, are you crazy?

SPEAKER_01 40:57

That ain't even that ain't even that's plaids and stripes.

SPEAKER_03 41:01

And they're gonna start making the Doritos without the red dye.

SPEAKER_01 41:05

Dye? Oh yeah, I seen that. I seen that um I seen a think it's gonna taste the same. Yeah, because all it is is dye.

SPEAKER_03 41:15

I don't know, it ain't gonna be the same. What I'm gonna have with my fingers.

SPEAKER_01 41:20

Dirt. Dirty fingers.

SPEAKER_03 41:24

I'm gonna have clear fingers.

SPEAKER_01 41:30

I can't with you. I gotta hit it. I'm gonna have clear feet. Alright, um, what's the next one?

SPEAKER_03 41:38

Um, I can't even think. Um ruffles and bugles.

SPEAKER_01 41:43

Oh, ruffles. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 41:45

Is that right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:47

All right, yeah, ruffles.

SPEAKER_03 41:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:51

Yeah. Alright. And what's the next one?

SPEAKER_04 41:56

Is that right?

SPEAKER_01 41:58

No, that's wrong. Hold on. It's cheeses versus ruffles, then Tostitos versus Bugles. We tostitos. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:10

Yeah, we did. Something missing, ain't it? I don't think so because the checks mix in the veggie stores is out. So it's just ruffles against bugles. And that ends that.

SPEAKER_02 42:25

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:27

Right?

unknown 42:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:28

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:28

So we're going with ruffles.

SPEAKER_01 42:30

Yeah, ruffles all the way.

SPEAKER_03 42:31

Okay. Now we got to go back around again.

SPEAKER_01 42:33

Yeah, we gotta bounce to the other side real quick. We almost finished. It almost finished. Oreos against lucky charms. Is that what's gonna be?

SPEAKER_03 42:43

I don't think so. I think it's Oreos against Skittles.

SPEAKER_01 42:50

You sure?

SPEAKER_03 42:52

I wouldn't bet my life on it, but I none it.

SPEAKER_01 42:57

Nah. It's Oreo versus Lucky Charms.

SPEAKER_03 43:01

I don't think so. We already did that. Oreo won.

SPEAKER_01 43:07

Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. So it's Oreo versus Skittles? Skittles for the whole side? Okay. I'm gonna go with Oreos.

SPEAKER_03 43:19

I'm gonna go with Oreo on that.

SPEAKER_01 43:21

Oh, snap. Oreos might win win the whole thing.

SPEAKER_03 43:24

But not the double stuff.

SPEAKER_01 43:26

Hey.

SPEAKER_03 43:30

Too much cream.

SPEAKER_01 43:35

Alright, so the next one is Doritos.

SPEAKER_03 43:37

Doritos against ruffles. Now that's hard.

SPEAKER_01 43:41

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_03 43:44

I like bold.

SPEAKER_01 43:45

Did you have the new Doritos with the bold barbecue?

SPEAKER_03 43:51

I only eat one Dorito and it's the red bag. Oh man. No cool ranch.

SPEAKER_01 43:56

So we what we say? Doritos and ruffles?

SPEAKER_03 43:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:00

Alright, let's go with ruffles then. Just because it got more flavors that you like.

SPEAKER_03 44:05

I'd rather go with Doritos.

SPEAKER_01 44:07

Oh, I'm sorry then. Doritos. Doritos.

SPEAKER_03 44:12

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, I'm gonna put my fourth chat.

SPEAKER_01 44:16

So that's it, right? It comes down to the why of Oreos versus Doritos. Right? Yes. That's crazy because those are the two things I always. That you like. Those are like if I'm going shopping and I'm buying junk food, I'm buying the chips, which is Cool Ranch and Oreos.

SPEAKER_03 44:36

You got to decide.

SPEAKER_01 44:37

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 44:38

I already know which one I'm gonna go with.

SPEAKER_01 44:40

I kind of know what you're gonna go with. What I picked the sweet side last time.

SPEAKER_03 44:48

Yeah, you said at the beginning? You said sweet was gonna win.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

Alright, so who you think will win?

SPEAKER_03 44:53

I think Doritos. Oh you cannot go wrong with Doritos. And don't let them have a lot of that little seasoning at the bottom of the bag.

SPEAKER_01 45:01

Oh yeah. What about the yellow Oreos? The golden. The golden Oreos?

SPEAKER_03 45:08

I love them. Thin ones.

SPEAKER_01 45:10

Have you had the little Oreos in the cup?

SPEAKER_03 45:12

No.

SPEAKER_01 45:13

They're softer.

SPEAKER_03 45:14

I only eat the little thin ones.

SPEAKER_01 45:16

They're about that big.

SPEAKER_03 45:18

Vanilla or the lemon?

SPEAKER_01 45:22

Lemon? The lemon arm Oreos. What about the mint ones?

SPEAKER_03 45:27

I'm not too fond of those.

SPEAKER_01 45:29

Oreos might win this. You know why?

SPEAKER_03 45:32

Because they got more flavors.

SPEAKER_01 45:33

And you like more flavors.

SPEAKER_03 45:35

But I like Doritos.

SPEAKER_01 45:36

One flavor.

SPEAKER_03 45:38

That's all I need. All I need to get by.

SPEAKER_01 45:43

Oreos got the mega.

SPEAKER_03 45:45

Doritos is all I need. You're gonna have a sugar attack from all that cream. The Oreos be this thick, the cream be in the middle.

SPEAKER_01 45:53

That's too much. So this is what we do.

SPEAKER_03 45:56

A coma, a diabetic coma.

SPEAKER_01 45:58

We're gonna do it as a draw.

SPEAKER_03 46:01

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 46:03

Oreos versus Doritos. If we could get three people to email in who they pick, then that's who wins.

SPEAKER_03 46:15

That's who wins? Okay.

SPEAKER_01 46:16

So next week.

SPEAKER_03 46:18

We'll discuss the winner.

SPEAKER_01 46:20

Yeah, we'll see who's gonna be the winner.

SPEAKER_03 46:21

I know it's gonna be Doritos.

SPEAKER_01 46:23

Nah, don't call no people and tell them.

SPEAKER_03 46:25

I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_01 46:27

Just think about the Oreos. Oreos got the golden ones, that's the yellow. They got the regular.

SPEAKER_03 46:32

So good. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 46:33

They got regular and they got double stuff. And they got the thin. Have you ever had the thin ones?

SPEAKER_03 46:39

Them the ones I like. The thin, um thin Oreos. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:42

They got the thin ones, they got the mint, thin ones, they got the chocolate covered mint.

SPEAKER_03 46:47

I open up a pack of thin Oreos, and every time I go in the kitchen, I'm gonna eat one. Killing them. It be like calling me. It'd be like And it's so thin, it's yeah, you can just pop it in there and go. Yeah, pop it in.

SPEAKER_01 47:00

I can't with you. I'll be in a kid today. My finger on the butt.

SPEAKER_03 47:04

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 47:05

So that's what we gotta do. It's a draw.

SPEAKER_03 47:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 47:08

For the sweets versus salties. I don't like salties because whenever I hear the word salty, I think of nuts. And when I think of nuts, I think of balls. And when I think of balls, I think of me.

SPEAKER_03 47:24

So I want to say something, but I'm not gonna say it. I'm gonna keep it. I'm gonna keep it classy.

SPEAKER_01 47:34

Yeah, so you could be classy. I'm gonna be ignorant today.

SPEAKER_03 47:37

But I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_01 47:38

I'm the kid today. I'm pressing the button today.

SPEAKER_03 47:40

So you don't like cashews or peanuts? No. What am I gonna do with those? Well, I'm putting those.

SPEAKER_01 47:44

Cashews are good. For what? Give me some uh uh chips, give me some cookies.

SPEAKER_03 47:52

Just saying, cashews are good. Peanuts, hey, pistachios, girls love nuts. Guys love nuts too.

SPEAKER_01 48:01

Hey, not all guys.

SPEAKER_03 48:04

Guys love nuts.

SPEAKER_01 48:05

Not me.

SPEAKER_03 48:08

Just saying.

SPEAKER_01 48:08

Alright, so that's what it is. We got a draw.

SPEAKER_03 48:11

All right.

SPEAKER_01 48:12

If we could get some people to write in.

SPEAKER_03 48:15

Please write in so we can um settle this.

SPEAKER_01 48:17

The email is Once Upon a Time in Music, all one word.

SPEAKER_03 48:22

Podcast.

SPEAKER_01 48:23

Podcast.

SPEAKER_03 48:24

Is that at Yahoo?

SPEAKER_01 48:26

At Yahoo.com.

SPEAKER_03 48:27

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 48:28

Yeah, so write us because we got to settle this. I know who's gonna win. Oreos.

SPEAKER_03 48:34

Oreos is not gonna win.

SPEAKER_01 48:35

Oreos, they've been. People love Doritos. They've been leaving Oreos out for Santa Claus. They don't leave Doritos out for Santa Claus. Think about it.

SPEAKER_03 48:46

I don't care. They don't leave Oreos, they leave chocolate chip cookies for Santa.

SPEAKER_01 48:52

You're right.

SPEAKER_03 48:53

They bake cookies for Santa.

SPEAKER_01 48:54

You're right. They do waste their time for their parents to eat them. I think that is it for the for this week, huh?

SPEAKER_03 49:01

I read a price tag.

SPEAKER_01 49:03

You do? What you got?

SPEAKER_03 49:05

1970.

SPEAKER_01 49:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 49:07

The average home price was$23,000.

SPEAKER_01 49:12

Dag. Now you can't buy a Dagon.

SPEAKER_03 49:15

You can't buy a garage for$23,000.

SPEAKER_01 49:17

Pull a long trailer.

SPEAKER_03 49:20

You can't buy a car for$23,000.

SPEAKER_01 49:23

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 49:24

And the average price today is$300.$3009.

SPEAKER_01 49:28

$300,000. Not$300, but$300,000. Dang, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 49:35

$23,000.$23,000.

SPEAKER_01 49:38

Oh boy. All right. Well.

SPEAKER_03 49:41

All right.

SPEAKER_01 49:41

Miss Poison.

SPEAKER_03 49:43

What's up?

SPEAKER_01 49:43

You ready to get out of here?

SPEAKER_03 49:45

I guess.

SPEAKER_01 49:46

I'm L.

SPEAKER_03 49:48

I'm Cheryl Poison.

SPEAKER_01 49:49

And that's this week of Once Upon a Time in Music. In music. Goodbye.

SPEAKER_03 49:55

Bye. Write us. Oh, I got a great new album in the mail today.

SPEAKER_00 50:19

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