Once Upon A Time In Music
"Once Upon a Time in Music" is where culture. Each episode takes you back through the sounds, stories, and style that shaped generations — from classic tracks and unforgettable albums to iconic movies, favorite foods, and random pop culture gems you might’ve forgotten. It’s music history, fun memories, and good vibes all in one show.
Once Upon A Time In Music
Bracket Breakdown: The Battle of the Snacks!
This week on Once Upon a Time in Music, EL and Cheryl kick things off catching up after the holiday madness—leftover plates, turkey sandwiches, Christmas trees still in the attic, and all the jokes that come with it.
But the real chaos starts when they launch into the Sweet 16 Junk Food Bracket—a full-on showdown between the greatest snacks of all time. Oreos vs. Rice Krispie Treats, M&M’s vs.… well, everybody. Sweet vs. salty. Classics vs. curveballs. And only one snack can walk away the champion.
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SPEAKER_01:Let's try it again, huh? What's up, people? I'm L.
SPEAKER_03:I'm Cheryl Poison.
SPEAKER_01:And we back.
SPEAKER_03:Back again.
SPEAKER_01:Another week. How was your week?
SPEAKER_03:It was kind of fast, but then kind of slow too.
SPEAKER_01:That's what she said. Go faster. Jokes. Uh got jokes today. We're performing all weekend. Ah. Well, what you been up to? I know it's the holidays.
SPEAKER_03:I've been chilling.
SPEAKER_01:I'm always chilling. You ain't bring no food or nothing.
SPEAKER_03:I'm so sick. I don't even want to look at no dressing, no macaroni and cheese, no nothing.
SPEAKER_01:I think I got one more day in me.
SPEAKER_03:I'm done. I was done yesterday. I had my last plate.
SPEAKER_01:You didn't make no turkey sandwiches and stuff? I don't want none of it. I used to do that when I was younger. My parents. I did too. You used to make the turkey. Yeah, there wasn't no throwing nothing away.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, they was gonna make you eat it forever. You was gonna have turkey sandwiches, turkey salad, turkey. Turkey, everything. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, but you didn't bring for nothing?
SPEAKER_03:You already got stuff at home.
SPEAKER_02:How you know? I know you do. Ain't nothing at the house.
SPEAKER_03:Everybody got some stuff at the house. I ain't got nothing. They got something.
SPEAKER_01:I did my last probably yesterday. Was it yesterday? Day before yesterday.
SPEAKER_03:I'm done with it.
SPEAKER_01:I want some ribs still.
SPEAKER_03:You still ain't got no ribs?
SPEAKER_01:Nah, I ain't getting one rib. How much is one rib? How much is one rib? How much if we pour the soda in my hand? Chris Rock. Then Chris Rock had his hands like this.
SPEAKER_03:And then he pulled out that water money. You got changed for a hundred. And if you don't get out of here.
SPEAKER_01:He kicked them out too.
SPEAKER_03:One rib.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, well, I ain't been doing nothing. I've chilled out also. Um the holiday is almost over. Yeah, it's over, then it's gonna start again, too. It's gonna start again.
SPEAKER_03:I guess it's the whole the holiday season.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. This one that's that's coming up. I don't really like this one.
SPEAKER_02:Why don't you like Christmas? Because you gotta buy presents, no. Sure do. You gotta buy everybody a gift.
SPEAKER_03:I like it. I like decorating my tree. I go all out.
SPEAKER_01:You got a tree up now?
SPEAKER_03:I ain't even put it up yet. Okay. I'm too lazy to get the stuff out of the attic.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, so yeah, you gotta go up there. That's the fucking.
SPEAKER_03:That's the worst part.
SPEAKER_01:You done do that on Sunday or Saturday?
SPEAKER_03:I don't even know. I'm debating whether I want to put up a tree or not.
SPEAKER_01:Nah, do this. Go up there and get it down and then sit it somewhere. And then another day decorate it.
SPEAKER_03:I'm like, I don't know. Split the task. I'm too old to be going up and down the steps. I ain't got time. You only 50. I'm not 50 yet. Not yet.
SPEAKER_02:I ain't got time. Send some young people up there.
SPEAKER_03:My daughter's not gonna do it. Why not? She's not.
SPEAKER_01:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03:She's mispressed. She's not gonna do it.
SPEAKER_01:She's gonna be on the show one time?
SPEAKER_03:I doubt it. She's real shy.
SPEAKER_01:She ain't tried it in a mother.
SPEAKER_03:She's way shyer than me.
SPEAKER_01:No way.
SPEAKER_03:She's not gonna say nothing. I tried to get her. I was like, you wanna come on the show? She was like, no. Okay.
SPEAKER_01:What's she out doing? What's she she celebrating to?
SPEAKER_03:I don't know what she's doing. I'm here.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I got you here. That's all that matters, right?
SPEAKER_03:That's all that matters.
SPEAKER_01:We're here all night. All right, people. Um this week, we are going to do a what is this called? Don't call it. I don't want to call it what it's called.
SPEAKER_03:Why not? That's what it is.
SPEAKER_01:I don't know if that's the right name.
SPEAKER_03:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:The sweet 16. What would you call this?
SPEAKER_03:It's a sweet 16 bracket.
SPEAKER_01:Sweet 16 bracket.
SPEAKER_03:How the college um teams do they stuff.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, so it's versus without the Timberland and Swiss beats.
SPEAKER_03:Okay. We can do that though.
SPEAKER_01:We're going to do a competition of sweets and salties. So sweet snacks and you know, salty snacks like chips and so basically we're gonna how we're gonna do we're gonna do the first one is uh Oreo cookies against Rice Krispy Treats. Rice Krispie Treats. So we're gonna say who wins that, then it's gonna go to the next one. It's Eminem, you know, you get it.
SPEAKER_03:And so on and so on. So we get to a winner.
SPEAKER_01:Yep, so we're gonna kind of fly through it.
SPEAKER_03:Winner winner, chicken dinner.
SPEAKER_01:What else we got?
SPEAKER_03:Um we got your favorite kiss Mary Kill.
SPEAKER_01:I was gonna I was gonna say it myself today. Kiss Mary Kill. We got that, where we name three celebrities, and we have to say, will we kiss Mario Kill each one? And what's the next one? We got a spotlight. We got a couple spotlights. Um matter of fact, we might as well get in the spotlights now. Um this way, this week's spotlight is uh singles. Um certain singles came out this week. 1992, Apache put out uh Gangsta Bitch. 1992. Uh what was it? 1992, November 24th, 1992. You remember this song?
SPEAKER_03:Yes, I do, because me and my homegirl just thought we was the gangster bitch. I wanna gangsta bitch.
SPEAKER_01:They used to play this on the radio.
SPEAKER_03:They used to play this everywhere.
SPEAKER_01:I wonder if he was still alive, like would he know still be going on? I don't know.
SPEAKER_03:I feel like he would probably be doing some shows, like old school shows. You think so? Okay.
SPEAKER_01:Well, um our next one is uh 1991. Uh the single game. Latifas had it up to here. Came out. Um 1991, November 28th, this single dropped. And I don't think they did the single, I think that's when they dropped the whole albums, right?
SPEAKER_03:I think so too.
SPEAKER_01:91 area. I know you like this one.
unknown:What else? Well, thing hasn't gotten me.
SPEAKER_03:I like Latif.
SPEAKER_01:She was the best back then. Female artist back then. So if you're youngin' and you're listening, she was the Nicki Minaj back then.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, she was like Nicki Minaj, just better.
SPEAKER_01:She was the Nikki or was she the Megan Astallion? Maybe same same brand.
SPEAKER_03:I would say Nikki.
SPEAKER_01:Nikki, right? Yep. So 1991, Queen Latifah put out. Latifah's had it up to here. That album was good too. Because I remember some of the reggae song. I forgot the name of it. It was like a reggae song.
SPEAKER_03:I can't remember none of the songs off of that.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Back then, guys listen to female artists back then.
SPEAKER_03:So guys don't listen to female artists no more?
SPEAKER_01:No, not when they talk about guys love that talk. What talk? It was over after Foxy Brown and Little Kim. Little Kim. That's when guys are like, oh, hey, I can't be rapping that.
SPEAKER_02:I don't think so. I don't agree.
SPEAKER_01:When Nicki Minaj came out, it was over. Guys You think so? You can't get caught listening to a Nicki Minaj album.
SPEAKER_03:I don't know.
SPEAKER_01:Cardi B. Same thing. And her album is good. The Cardi B album is good. The recent one. It's real good. But guys can't listen to it no more. Not in public.
SPEAKER_03:You'll be hiding, you'd be hiding um listening to it.
SPEAKER_01:You gotta hear it in your earbuds and you can't bop your head.
SPEAKER_03:Whatever.
SPEAKER_01:Don't sing the songs out loud either.
SPEAKER_03:He don't like female artists. He hates them.
SPEAKER_01:Are they good are they? Are there any good female artists?
SPEAKER_03:You just said Cardi B album is good. I like Cardi B.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. She didn't write it though. How you know?
SPEAKER_03:How you know? You wasn't there.
SPEAKER_01:I was. Everybody was there. It was not there. Love and hip hop showed the blueprint of them putting her together. Getting this person to come in and do that song, getting this person to promote it.
SPEAKER_03:I believe. I believe she wrote her own stuff.
SPEAKER_01:What?
SPEAKER_03:I'm gonna have faith in her.
SPEAKER_01:There's not well. Remy Ma is the only female artist that probably writes.
SPEAKER_03:Probably the main person who's not writing.
SPEAKER_01:How dare you? She might fool you. How dare you talk about her like that?
SPEAKER_03:Shh, don't say it out loud. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:You know, Remy likes to fight. She likes to shoot.
SPEAKER_03:Sorry, Remy.
SPEAKER_02:She liked to shoot. I was talking about the other Remy. Which Remy? The other Remy. Oh, yeah, Remy. Remy's got a gun.
SPEAKER_01:How you, Remy? I learned it, Remy. All right. Let's get into Kiss Mary Kill. I got good ones for you this week. Just like last week. Whatever. Last week we don't know.
SPEAKER_03:We never have no good ones.
SPEAKER_01:What are you talking about? You couldn't even think of last week.
SPEAKER_03:Who's with who's last week? Yeah, let me. Usha, Trey Songs, and Will Smith. Those are good ones. My list would be Nas, Nas, and Nas.
SPEAKER_01:Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_03:No, Nas, Nas, and Flavor Flav.
SPEAKER_01:That's what I be giving you?
SPEAKER_03:That's a good list right there.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, so you can have to kiss Flavor Flair.
SPEAKER_03:I'ma kill Flavor Flav.
SPEAKER_01:You had the the for the love of flavor and kissing them in the mouth.
SPEAKER_03:A yuck.
SPEAKER_01:What's wrong with that?
SPEAKER_03:A yuck. Close your eyes.
SPEAKER_01:He could be nice.
SPEAKER_03:No. I can't imagine that. Boy. I couldn't do it. I don't see how them girls did it.
SPEAKER_01:Well, that's the funny thing about it. While the show was going on, that's what everybody was saying.
SPEAKER_03:I just can't believe it. She'd do anything.
SPEAKER_01:Flav was hitting some of them too.
SPEAKER_03:I believe so too. I believe it. I used to always tease my daughter. I used to be like, I'm gonna go on flavor of love. She'd be like, no.
SPEAKER_01:And do what?
SPEAKER_03:Just teasing her. She'd be like, no. She wants me to give a flavor flavor.
SPEAKER_01:Flavor of love. That was a classic. I knew two people that was on the show. Really? B and what they call L. They call L. Well, they called her L. Her real name is Lisa. And the other girl named was B. She's from Staten Island, but she moved to Brooklyn, I think.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, she update my flavor flare.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, they was both on it. One of them, L got kicked off. Second episode. First season, I think.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01:Second episode, second season. One of them. But uh, yeah. We used to call her something else in high school.
SPEAKER_03:What a time.
SPEAKER_01:She was cool peoples, I guess. She was cool peoples.
SPEAKER_03:Shout out to her.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, shout out to Lisa. Alright.
SPEAKER_02:Um let's do it, man. Let's do it. Okay, you want me to go first? Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Ladies first.
SPEAKER_01:Go ahead.
SPEAKER_03:Lauren Hill.
SPEAKER_01:Kill.
SPEAKER_03:Patty LaBelle.
SPEAKER_01:Mary.
SPEAKER_03:And Lunel.
unknown:Oh.
SPEAKER_03:The comedian.
SPEAKER_01:Never mind. Hold on.
SPEAKER_03:You got to rearrange it?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Kill Lunel.
SPEAKER_03:You're gonna kill Lunel?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, man. See.
SPEAKER_03:She seemed like she would be big fun.
SPEAKER_01:Fun how?
SPEAKER_03:Just big fun.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, that kind of that's why you my co-host. Yeah, fun is fun.
SPEAKER_03:You better keep her.
SPEAKER_01:Uh better keep her. So to have fun, you have to either kiss her or marry her. And bring over there working. Who's the other ones again?
SPEAKER_03:Lauren Hill and Patty LaBelle. Patty's gonna make you some fools, some patty pies, banana pudding.
SPEAKER_01:Let's marry Patty. Okay. Kiss Lunel.
SPEAKER_03:And kill Lauren Hill.
SPEAKER_01:And kill Lauren Hill.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:Something feels off. Something feels off? It feels off, but it feels right.
SPEAKER_03:You don't wanna kill. I mean, you don't wanna um kiss Lunel?
SPEAKER_01:No, I'm kissing her.
SPEAKER_03:I'm saying you said something feels off.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, just uh just thinking about kissing. Big fun. She looks like she's big fun. Big fun. I'm gonna go with that.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. Big fun.
SPEAKER_01:All right, I got you. Amari Hardwick. Tank and Maxwell. You can't tell me that's not a good list.
SPEAKER_03:Ooh, that's a good list. That is. Oh, this is hard.
SPEAKER_01:You can't kiss, kiss, kiss him. You can't three kiss him. Ghost from power. Tank. Mr. Shirt off. And Maxwell.
SPEAKER_03:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:Go ahead. This is hard. Who you gonna kill? That's how you gotta start it. Who you gotta kill?
SPEAKER_03:I think I'm gonna kill May. You gonna kill Maxwell.
SPEAKER_01:I knew it. I knew it. Maxwell's shirt off too sometime.
SPEAKER_03:And I like Maxwell. I hate to kill him off, but ooh, he's going up against two good ones.
SPEAKER_01:So you're gonna kiss Hardwick.
SPEAKER_03:And you're gonna I'm gonna marry Omari. What? We got some stuff to handle. Omari is fine. He was on my list last week.
SPEAKER_01:What kind of stuff you gotta handle?
SPEAKER_03:Just some stuff I gotta talk to him about.
SPEAKER_01:Did you go watch the movie?
unknown:No, I did.
SPEAKER_01:Next day, man. I did. Oh my gosh. That's funny. I'm gonna watch it. That that show just came up. I just talked about that show on the DJ Blaze radio show podcast today.
SPEAKER_03:So I I got to marry Omari. Because he is fine.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, so Mary. Marry Mr. Hardwick. Pause. It just sounds funny.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. Uh got some stuff I need to talk to him about.
SPEAKER_01:Kiss Tank.
SPEAKER_03:I'm a I'ma slob tank down. I like Tank.
SPEAKER_01:So you can't do nothing else but kiss him now.
SPEAKER_03:I could just slob him down. What are you gonna get from that?
SPEAKER_01:Uh neverby. And kill Maxwell.
SPEAKER_03:And kill Maxwell. Sorry, Maxwell. Ooh, that was a tough one.
SPEAKER_01:He's gonna be singing songs.
SPEAKER_03:I know he could be singing. Unfortunate to have you, girl. Ooh. Wait. I'm sorry. Wait. I am so sorry. So you gonna like Maxwell? He be talking about them pretty wings. Uh yeah. If he wasn't up against those two.
SPEAKER_01:So all you can do is kiss him now. You sure?
SPEAKER_03:He be talking about some stuff. Tank B. You sure? Tank be tanking. Yeah. I can't.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, close your eyes. Okay.
SPEAKER_03:Uh-uh. I like it when you lose.
SPEAKER_01:I guarantee if you close your eyes, you're gonna change your mind. I'm not. Try it.
SPEAKER_03:I'm not, because I like Omari. Try it. Close your eyes. No. But I love this song.
SPEAKER_01:I like that you don't play fair. Close your eyes. I'm gonna stick with my answers. Close your eyes one time. No. No. I seen that slow blink. Tank. Almost changed your mind on.
SPEAKER_03:Tank. Almost.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, almost changed your mind on that one. Almost. Alright. Let's get into the show. Do you need a cool, cool rag or something? No, you need to wipe yourself. No, I'm good.
SPEAKER_03:I'm good. I'm good.
SPEAKER_01:Wipe your head or something.
SPEAKER_03:I'm good. Alright. I'm cool.
SPEAKER_01:Calm. Collected. Alright, let's start it off. This is gonna be. Give me your predicament on this one.
SPEAKER_02:I don't even think salty.
SPEAKER_01:Do you think something salty is gonna win? Like chips or something, or candy gonna win this?
SPEAKER_03:I think salty is gonna win.
SPEAKER_01:Good, because I think something sweet's gonna win this.
SPEAKER_03:You think?
SPEAKER_01:I really think something sweet's gonna win.
SPEAKER_03:So do you pick something sweet over something salty?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I think so.
SPEAKER_03:So if you had cookies and chips, cookies first. Really?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:It depends on what kind they are.
SPEAKER_01:Double stuffed Oreos, pause.
SPEAKER_03:You like the double stuff? That's a whole lot of cream.
SPEAKER_01:Hey, watch it now.
SPEAKER_03:Whole lot of cream. I like the thin Oreos. I like thin. Okay. Okay.
SPEAKER_01:So we're gonna start it off.
SPEAKER_03:So we're gonna start it off with the double stuff Oreos. Why it gotta be double strips against the rice crispies.
SPEAKER_01:Why it gotta be double stuff Oreos?
SPEAKER_03:Double stuff.
SPEAKER_01:Because that is the picture, right? That's what we're gonna go with. Double stuff. Alright. Oreos or rice crispy trees. That's easy. Yeah, I'm gonna go Oreo. Yeah, Oreos all the way. So Oreo win that. That was quick and easy. I eat those now.
SPEAKER_03:I eat those now too.
SPEAKER_01:I can almost tell you the prices at every single store in the area.
SPEAKER_03:Not of the Oreos.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, because I'm always getting them.
SPEAKER_03:Were they$4.29?
SPEAKER_01:No. Three. Well, yeah, it might be with the with the tax.
SPEAKER_03:Double stuff is more.
SPEAKER_01:That's the only one I get. I do I do get them. Um I can't, I don't even want to say it no more.
SPEAKER_03:Why?
SPEAKER_01:The one with them extra.
SPEAKER_03:Extra cream? I didn't say that. With the extra He likes the extra cream.
SPEAKER_01:The extra middle of the cook.
SPEAKER_03:That's what we're calling it. The middle.
SPEAKER_01:They call mega.
SPEAKER_03:Mega?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Mega Oreos?
SPEAKER_01:They're like that thick. Like.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, I can't I can't do that.
SPEAKER_01:Those are good. Those are good too. Alright, so Oreos went now.
SPEAKER_03:I like the thin.
unknown:Thin.
SPEAKER_03:Thin.
SPEAKER_01:I'm not even gonna say that. MM's reasonably.
SPEAKER_03:We doing peanut MMs? Or is we doing plain MMs?
SPEAKER_01:I think plain MMs are better than peanut.
SPEAKER_03:You crazy. Let me see what they got on this list. I'm gonna never eat plain MMs.
SPEAKER_01:I'm getting older, so that extra chewing.
SPEAKER_03:Okay, they don't say. A peanut MM is the best. I will eat the whole bag at one sitting.
SPEAKER_01:So we we know MM's won this one, right?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. Do you like raisinettes?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I eat them every week. What I do is I go to Foodline and they have the boxes.
SPEAKER_03:For a dollar. The little small boxes.
SPEAKER_01:They're like regular size boxes, but they're like five. This is five for five dollars or something like that. I think it's like five for five dollars.
SPEAKER_03:So what are you doing with these raisinets?
SPEAKER_01:You just I bring them to work. Oh. So because that vending machine be killing it.
SPEAKER_03:How bet they do? How much it costs in the?
SPEAKER_01:Probably like$3.50.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, a box of raisinettes?
SPEAKER_01:Probably. They don't even sell the box because the box, they fill the whole thing up.
SPEAKER_03:They sell the bag and the vending machine.
SPEAKER_01:Little bag, you could count how many is in it.
SPEAKER_03:So you don't want to do raisinets?
SPEAKER_01:No, no way. Not over MMs. Mm-mm. Okay. Even those peanut butter MMs.
SPEAKER_03:They are. I'm just all peanuts. You don't like the peanut butter ones? They alright, but I'm not gonna be like, ooh, I can't wait to get some peanut MMs. I mean peanut butter MMs.
SPEAKER_01:Peanut butter. Alright, what's the next one? Teddy grams.
SPEAKER_03:Teddy grams and Pop Tarts.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, that's easy.
SPEAKER_03:Pop Tarts. Come on. This is too easy. Okay, what kind of Pop Tarts do you like?
SPEAKER_01:Uh the rainbow sprinkles, so it's probably like cherry.
SPEAKER_03:Strawberry?
SPEAKER_01:Strawberry, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:I used to like them when I was younger, but I like brown sugar and cinnamon now.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah, those are good too.
SPEAKER_03:Those are good.
SPEAKER_01:Because those are I think I'm starting to see those in vending machines.
SPEAKER_03:Wow.
SPEAKER_01:That's that's why I had those.
SPEAKER_03:Those are good. All right. So we're going with Pop Tarts.
SPEAKER_01:Pop Tarts all the way. This is gonna be easy. Oh, this one. The next one is easy too. These are all easy, man. Captain Crunch versus Lucky Charms. Lucky Charms, that's easy. Yeah, I'm going with Lucky Charms. Yeah, I'm going with Lucky Charms on that.
SPEAKER_03:I like Captain Crunch, but they they like tear up my mouth like for some reason. Yeah, I don't know why. Like what's in a Captain Crunch that makes it do that?
SPEAKER_01:Uh whatever they sawdust.
SPEAKER_03:And they get kind of soggy fast. I don't like cereal that's like fruity pebbles. As soon as you put them in there with the milk, they're gonna be soggy.
SPEAKER_01:You know what? It's like eating uh croutons. Flavored croutons, right?
SPEAKER_03:It has a good flavor though, but I just I can't eat them. It tear my mouth up.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, those are flavored croutons. That's what those little things are.
SPEAKER_03:I never heard it called up.
SPEAKER_01:I just made it up.
SPEAKER_03:Flavored croutons.
SPEAKER_01:Because if croutons are the same thing, they're hard and tear up your mouth sometimes, yeah. Yeah, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_03:I like croutons though.
SPEAKER_01:All right, what's the next one?
SPEAKER_03:Airheads and sweeties. Sweet tarts.
SPEAKER_01:Sweet tarts. Uh, I'm gonna go with airheads. Just because I sold them in school, they was 25 cents a piece.
SPEAKER_03:I don't like neither one of these really.
SPEAKER_01:What? You gotta pick one.
SPEAKER_03:Was hustling airheads?
SPEAKER_01:Of course.
SPEAKER_03:He was the candy man?
SPEAKER_01:Definitely the candy man. I was the candy man.
SPEAKER_03:It was Randy from um Off the Wire.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah, you remember that?
SPEAKER_03:I'm gonna call you Randy.
SPEAKER_01:Randy from the wire. Nah, Randy would end up being no good.
SPEAKER_03:But Randy was selling the candy.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, but he ended up being no good. He told he couldn't help it.
SPEAKER_03:He was scared.
SPEAKER_01:He was a little kid. I bet. He was out there in the streets, too, though. Out there playing the corners. A corner boy, regular corner.
SPEAKER_03:He wasn't doing that. He just was hanging with them. He wasn't into that.
SPEAKER_01:I guess.
SPEAKER_03:Him or the other guy, Neiman.
SPEAKER_01:He ended up being bad.
SPEAKER_03:He had no choice. Them dudes was beating him down at the little um house.
SPEAKER_02:The little, what you call it? He was in the system. Boys' home. Boys' home, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Alright, so we're gonna go with airheads. Yeah, airheads. The sweet tarts ain't good at all. They were like chalk.
SPEAKER_01:At one time, like 80s, like you gotta think about like 80s candy, like I don't think I ever like sweet tarts.
SPEAKER_03:They'll give you a lot of them when you go trick-or-treating them. Yep. Those and sweeties.
SPEAKER_01:Even the big ones, you remember? It would be the bigger ones, that's just like the alka saltsas. That's what it is.
SPEAKER_03:It's either an alka salsa or a chalk. You could play um hopscotch with it.
SPEAKER_01:Hopscotch with it. All right, uh, next one is Salapatch.
SPEAKER_03:One of my favorite salapatch kits.
SPEAKER_01:Versus trolls. Trollies. What's trolleys?
SPEAKER_03:Like gummies, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, that's no. Come on, man. They gotta do better than that. Trolley worms. Oh, yeah, the worms. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh uh. I'm gonna go with salapatches. Of course. That's easy. Oh, this is gonna get hard at the end now.
SPEAKER_03:It is.
SPEAKER_01:That's what she said. Um next one is gummy beer. Gummy bears and what's this happy cats? I think those are those those root beer, those gummy root beer. They look like root beers. See it?
SPEAKER_03:I know I don't like those. No. So regular no for me.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, regular gummy bears.
SPEAKER_03:Ugh, I don't too much like gummy bears either.
SPEAKER_01:For real? The kids were killing them at my job. Really? Oh my gosh. They cannot keep them in the vending machine. Ten minutes later, they the whole thing is brought out.
SPEAKER_03:That's crazy.
SPEAKER_01:Small bag, arm and a leg.
SPEAKER_03:I need to go in the vending machine business.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, if you get a high school or any kind of school, be sold out every other day. All right, let's see. Starburst versus Skittles. Skittles. That's the hardest one for the day. Who you going with?
SPEAKER_03:I like both of them. Yeah. But if I have to choose between one, I'm gonna go with Skittles.
SPEAKER_01:Ooh. I guess I'll go.
SPEAKER_03:Put them in your hand and shake them up like this and pop one in.
SPEAKER_01:Uh, then you got your sweaty ass hand. My hands ain't sweaty. Some of the colors.
SPEAKER_03:Mm-mm. It ain't gonna be like that. They ain't gonna be in there long enough.
SPEAKER_01:Some of the colors is in your hand. It's gonna be your hand. No, it's not. How you know what I'm talking about? I know what you're talking about. You hold them longer than two seconds.
SPEAKER_03:Shake them up and pop them in.
SPEAKER_01:Ugh, no, I can't do that anymore. When I was a kid, I probably would have done that. I don't know. Starburst, that pink Starburst is the best.
SPEAKER_03:No, the red one is the best. Red.
SPEAKER_01:You an old lady if you like the red.
SPEAKER_03:I like red.
SPEAKER_01:If you like the lemon, you do you definitely an old lady.
SPEAKER_03:I don't like lemon or the orange. I like only the red.
SPEAKER_01:That pink one, the strawberry.
SPEAKER_03:Oh. For real? I'm always going for the cherry.
SPEAKER_01:Dang you weird. I'm gonna go with Skittles though.
SPEAKER_03:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, this is when it gets fishy. Which one you want to do? You want to go to the salt side?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, let's go to the salt side. And then we'll bounce back.
SPEAKER_03:So the sweet.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, it's gonna be longer than I thought.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Hey, yo.
SPEAKER_03:That's what she said. That's what she said.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, we'll we'll pick it up a little bit. Alright, so uh sour cream Pringles versus regular Pringles.
SPEAKER_02:I'm gonna go with sour cream. Yeah, me too.
SPEAKER_01:Dad, you wrote it down. You're writing it down already. You already knew what I was gonna pick. Cheetos versus Doritos. Doritos.
SPEAKER_03:That's hard though. I like both of them.
SPEAKER_01:Cool ranch.
SPEAKER_03:Oh no, I don't deal with the Cool Ranch.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, you so you so weird.
SPEAKER_03:I'm gonna turn it I don't even like Cool Ranch.
SPEAKER_01:For real?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I'm turning your mic off.
SPEAKER_03:You're gonna turn my mic off? Ain't no way. Give me the plain Doritos. That red bag. The red bag. The classic red bag. Don't let me make a taco salad with it.
SPEAKER_01:Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03:So we're gonna, I'm gonna go with Doritos.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, I'll go with Doritos. I was getting scared. I was getting nervous.
SPEAKER_03:I'm gonna go with Doritos.
SPEAKER_01:The only Cheetos I like are those real crushed up, like the what are those? Not the puffy Cheetos.
SPEAKER_03:Like the crunchy ones.
SPEAKER_01:The crunchy ones.
SPEAKER_03:I like those.
SPEAKER_01:All right, combos versus what are those?
SPEAKER_03:Snyder's pretzels.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, that's come on, man. Why are they going? Some old ass hard pretzels versus pretzels be good sometimes. Not going against combos with cheese in it.
SPEAKER_03:I don't know how I feel about combos.
SPEAKER_01:Pizza combos. Remember those?
SPEAKER_03:Mm-hmm. I had a combo. Do they still make on?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, they still do. Big bag, too. Get the big bag. Let's go with it.
SPEAKER_03:I think I'm gonna go with Snyder's pretzels. Oh my gosh. Are you for real? I'm so serious. Oh I don't want that little fake cheese in there. Bougie when it comes to cheese.
SPEAKER_01:So what are we gonna do? We gotta do a call phone a friend or something? Because somebody got the.
SPEAKER_03:You gonna phone a friend?
SPEAKER_01:I'm not picking no Snyders. I don't even like pretzels.
SPEAKER_03:That fake cheese in the middle of a combos, it's nasty.
SPEAKER_01:I'm gonna run to the vending machine and get some right now.
SPEAKER_03:I don't want none of that.
SPEAKER_01:The pizza one?
SPEAKER_03:That fake cheese.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, go with Snyders then. Hey, I tell you one thing. If Snyders mess around and wins this whole thing, you're gonna be mad. I'm gonna be mad.
SPEAKER_03:I doubt if Snyders will win, though.
SPEAKER_01:I don't know. I've seen crazy stuff happen before.
SPEAKER_03:You see, uh it's not gonna happen.
SPEAKER_01:You see, Trump was president more than once, right? I've seen crazy stuff happen. All right, cheese it versus goldfish. I'm cheese its.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, cheese its, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:The new flavors, too.
SPEAKER_03:With like white cheddar.
SPEAKER_01:The white cheddar's the best one.
SPEAKER_03:Good.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Not in the bag. It gotta be. In the box, yeah. The ones in the bag don't taste the same as the box, right? Am I right? You're right. Oh, okay. I thought I thought I was bugging the first time. I was like, these ain't hitting like they used to hit.
SPEAKER_03:You're right.
SPEAKER_01:All right, Lay's versus ruffles.
SPEAKER_03:Now this one is hard. Not for me. Certain ones I like from Lays and certain ones I like from ruffles.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that sour cream.
SPEAKER_03:Sour cream and onion ruffles are way better than the sour cream. Not sour cream and onions, sour cream and cheddar.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Sour cream and cheddar ruffles are better than the sour cream and cheddar lay.
SPEAKER_01:Lay's. Let's go with ruffles. Okay. Alright. Next one is Tostitos. Tostitos versus Fritos. Fritos. Tostitos don't even come in flavors.
SPEAKER_03:You're gonna pick Fritos? That'd be what's left in the snack pack.
SPEAKER_01:I got to. That's the yeah, the snack pack you get, that's the no one wants the Fritos. You rather Tostitos before?
SPEAKER_03:Yep, and get me some cheese dip.
SPEAKER_01:Hey, now this ain't getting cheese dip. This is the way it is.
SPEAKER_03:What you automatically think of cheese dip when you think of Tostitos?
SPEAKER_01:The look, the scoops. Mm-hmm. Pour the cheese on the scoop, put it in the microwave.
SPEAKER_03:And let it get heated up.
SPEAKER_01:Come on, you don't know about that, girl. I'm gonna go with you over here right down like you're about to write down the right one.
SPEAKER_03:I'm going with Tostitos.
SPEAKER_01:No.
SPEAKER_03:There's no way.
SPEAKER_01:No.
SPEAKER_03:And sometimes I'm allergic to Fritos. I can't pick Fritos.
SPEAKER_01:You're allergic to Fritos?
SPEAKER_03:Like something on it make my lips itch. I found out the hard way.
SPEAKER_01:I'm gonna be hitting that button all day. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03:Like I said, I can't go with Fritos. The next show is. It's gonna make me itchy. I can't.
SPEAKER_01:Frito. Oh my. Alright, let's do Tostitos. Just because of the scoops and just because you can put the queso cheese on it and heat it up.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, now I done bent bent the rules for you twice.
SPEAKER_03:Just saying.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_03:You want me to be allergic over here?
SPEAKER_01:Bugles against sun chips.
SPEAKER_03:I'm gonna go with bugles.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, I was you saw my face. I was like, come on now.
SPEAKER_03:Because I don't know how I feel about sun chips. Like they're not bad, but they're not like good either.
SPEAKER_01:The sun chips uh in the yellow bag? No, the the cheddar. The cheddar one? The cheddar, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:It's in the yellow bag, right?
SPEAKER_01:That comes that yeah, I get it when I go to um the smoothie place. Because you know they got the health stuff in there.
SPEAKER_03:I don't know the last time I had sun chips.
SPEAKER_01:Let's go with bugles. Okay. The different flavors, the cheese.
SPEAKER_03:I like the cheese bugles, and I ain't had those in a while either.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, this next one's gonna be funny. All right, the next one is Chex Mix versus those veggie sticks.
SPEAKER_03:I'm gonna go with veggie sticks.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, I knew it was gonna be messed up. I'm just playing. I'm just playing, I'm just playing.
SPEAKER_03:I'm gonna go with Chex Mix. I knew it. Checks mix be so good.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I don't know about that. I wouldn't go that far.
SPEAKER_03:I like the honey nut. I think it's honey nut.
SPEAKER_01:For real? Check' mix. All right. So you don't like Chex Mix? No, we're going with Chex Mix.
SPEAKER_03:I'm saying, you actually don't like it.
SPEAKER_01:They both suck. Yeah, both suck.
SPEAKER_03:Check's mix is good with that little bread thing in there. It's like a little, I can't even describe it.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, uh croissant on uh um uh what they what I just say a croissant? No, what the what's those things?
SPEAKER_03:Uh what?
SPEAKER_01:Oh my gosh. I said the cereal tastes like them.
SPEAKER_03:No, it's not like a crouton. It's good.
SPEAKER_01:What the brown one?
SPEAKER_03:Not the brown one. They could take that one out. It's like a like a little loaf of bread to me. Like a little breadstick. I like that one.
SPEAKER_01:Check's mix is only good when you mix it.
SPEAKER_03:I like it. I like the honey nut one. I think it's honey nut. I don't eat it often, but it's well, bring some to the next show.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. And we won't eat it.
SPEAKER_03:You ain't gonna eat it?
SPEAKER_01:No. Who am I eating that for?
SPEAKER_03:But I ain't bringing that in there.
SPEAKER_01:All right, next one is Oreos against MMs. Oh, that's easy for me. I eat them every week. Well, I eat both of them every week. Yeah, that's a tough one. I'm gonna go with Oreos. Because I think we eat more cookies than we eat candy.
SPEAKER_03:I love my Eminem's. Yeah, but keep me a sharing size bag at all times.
SPEAKER_01:Where at?
SPEAKER_03:I keep it in my fridge and I just pop in there.
SPEAKER_01:I'm thinking you got something here with us.
SPEAKER_03:No, it's too big to go in my little pocketbook. I get the big bag.
SPEAKER_01:Fancy pocketbook with nothing in it. No candy in it. All right, let's. You got uh I'm going Oreos.
SPEAKER_03:All right, since you bent the rules for me twice, I'm gonna go with Oreos. All right, okay. I eat more Eminem's than I eat Oreos. I don't want to bend your arm. You twisted my arm behind my back, and I'm not saying uncle. Say it. Say it. So we're gonna go with Oreo.
SPEAKER_01:All right, Oreos over Eminem's. Now the next one is Pop Tarts. Pop Tarts against Lucky Charms.
SPEAKER_03:Lucky Charms. Lucky Charms. Lucky Charms, okay.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, lucky charms.
SPEAKER_03:I'm glad you agree with me. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:So the next one is Airheads against salpatch kids.
SPEAKER_03:Sow patch kids.
SPEAKER_01:You want to I take it, I'll take that. Sal patch kids.
SPEAKER_03:What enjoyment do you get out of airheads? They're like like a rubber, a piece of rubber.
SPEAKER_01:They taste good now.
SPEAKER_03:I don't like airheads.
SPEAKER_01:Remember back in the day.
SPEAKER_03:You don't like salapatch kids?
SPEAKER_01:I used to come with sticks of them. Like I used to have a paper bag and sticks and sticks of airheads.
SPEAKER_03:And how much you sold them for?
SPEAKER_01:25 cents a piece.
SPEAKER_03:They probably was buying four at a time.
SPEAKER_01:Man, I was getting out of school with 20, 25 a day.
SPEAKER_03:You thought you had it going on.
SPEAKER_01:Me and T Bop.
SPEAKER_03:See, you just you have memories from airheads. You don't like them.
SPEAKER_01:You just try my best not to eat that blue sour patch kids. Yeah. And what grade? What grade was that? It had to be fourth grade, third grade.
SPEAKER_03:So you was a little hustle man.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I still am. Oh hustle man. It's in me. Pause.
SPEAKER_04:That's what he said.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, so the next one is. So what are we going with? Oh, we're going with um. Oh boy. Sal Patrick Kids.
unknown:Okay. Oh boy.
SPEAKER_03:I know I twisted y'all.
SPEAKER_01:That's just because you're a girl. Alright, the next one is Gummy Bears. Gummy Bears versus Skittles. Skittles. Oh, that's easy. Skittles.
SPEAKER_03:Skittles.
SPEAKER_01:Goodbye. Alright. Now we're gonna bounce back across the salt side. We got maybe two more times. We done. You're done. You're done, no.
SPEAKER_03:This one's gonna be hard.
SPEAKER_01:What's that? A sour cream?
SPEAKER_03:Sour cream Pringles against Doritos.
SPEAKER_01:That's easy. Doritos. Pringles is like a chips that you just eat because you got them.
SPEAKER_03:So you don't like go and buy them?
SPEAKER_01:If you tie, you know, they got that the tube for like a dollar.
SPEAKER_03:I got a friend. Her sister loves Pringles. She always wants to eat Pringles. Damn Pringles. So if I see them on sale, I'll be like, better go get your sister some Pringles. They on sale.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, they don't last. Alright, the next one is oh my gosh. Cheese Its versus those pretzel sniders or whatever. That's easy.
SPEAKER_03:It is easy.
SPEAKER_01:Cheese Its It's goodbye. About time. That Cheese Its against the combos would have been tough.
SPEAKER_03:No, it wouldn't. Not for me. That fake cheese. That hard fake cheese.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, so ruffles against Tostitos.
SPEAKER_03:Ruffles.
SPEAKER_01:Ruffles. Ah, now we're coming down to the wire. Now let's see. Bugles against Chex Mix.
SPEAKER_03:Bugles.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I'm gonna go with Bugles. Oh, that was a quick one.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, we're almost getting down to it. It's coming down to the wire. Alright. You're gonna have to help me on this because I don't remember.
SPEAKER_03:So it's Oreos against Lucky Charms.
SPEAKER_01:Is it okay? Oreos for me. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03:I don't eat Oreos as often as I eat some Lucky Charms. I still eat Lucky Charms.
SPEAKER_01:Uh I I'm not bending on this.
SPEAKER_03:Okay, I'll go with your Oreos. That sucks.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, so that's what's the next one?
SPEAKER_03:The next one is Sour Patch Kids Against Skittles.
SPEAKER_01:Skittles. Yeah, Skittles. Think about it. They got those tropical flavor ones. The blue pack, the green pack.
SPEAKER_03:Sour patch kids. And you get all that little sour.
SPEAKER_01:That salt on the bottom?
SPEAKER_03:That's not salt. That's sour sweetness.
SPEAKER_01:Sour sweetness. They call it carbohydrates, please. Jusos and glitterings.
SPEAKER_03:I'm gonna go with your Skittles.
SPEAKER_01:Oh word. I ain't my nigga.
SPEAKER_03:But I'd rather have some Sour Patch Kids.
SPEAKER_01:No, I'm gonna get something for you. Some Sour Patch Kids. Alright, so the next one is Doritos.
SPEAKER_03:And Cheez It's Cheeset.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, Doritos.
SPEAKER_03:I'm gonna say, are you crazy?
SPEAKER_01:That ain't even that ain't even that's plaids and stripes.
SPEAKER_03:And they're gonna start making the Doritos without the red dye.
SPEAKER_01:Dye? Oh yeah, I seen that. I seen that um I seen a think it's gonna taste the same. Yeah, because all it is is dye.
SPEAKER_03:I don't know, it ain't gonna be the same. What I'm gonna have with my fingers.
SPEAKER_01:Dirt. Dirty fingers.
SPEAKER_03:I'm gonna have clear fingers.
SPEAKER_01:I can't with you. I gotta hit it. I'm gonna have clear feet. Alright, um, what's the next one?
SPEAKER_03:Um, I can't even think. Um ruffles and bugles.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, ruffles. No, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_03:Is that right? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:All right, yeah, ruffles.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Alright. And what's the next one?
SPEAKER_04:Is that right?
SPEAKER_01:No, that's wrong. Hold on. It's cheeses versus ruffles, then Tostitos versus Bugles. We tostitos. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, we did. Something missing, ain't it? I don't think so because the checks mix in the veggie stores is out. So it's just ruffles against bugles. And that ends that.
SPEAKER_02:Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Right?
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:So we're going with ruffles.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, ruffles all the way.
SPEAKER_03:Okay. Now we got to go back around again.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, we gotta bounce to the other side real quick. We almost finished. It almost finished. Oreos against lucky charms. Is that what's gonna be?
SPEAKER_03:I don't think so. I think it's Oreos against Skittles.
SPEAKER_01:You sure?
SPEAKER_03:I wouldn't bet my life on it, but I none it.
SPEAKER_01:Nah. It's Oreo versus Lucky Charms.
SPEAKER_03:I don't think so. We already did that. Oreo won.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. So it's Oreo versus Skittles? Skittles for the whole side? Okay. I'm gonna go with Oreos.
SPEAKER_03:I'm gonna go with Oreo on that.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, snap. Oreos might win win the whole thing.
SPEAKER_03:But not the double stuff.
SPEAKER_01:Hey.
SPEAKER_03:Too much cream.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, so the next one is Doritos.
SPEAKER_03:Doritos against ruffles. Now that's hard.
SPEAKER_01:No, it's not.
SPEAKER_03:I like bold.
SPEAKER_01:Did you have the new Doritos with the bold barbecue?
SPEAKER_03:I only eat one Dorito and it's the red bag. Oh man. No cool ranch.
SPEAKER_01:So we what we say? Doritos and ruffles?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, let's go with ruffles then. Just because it got more flavors that you like.
SPEAKER_03:I'd rather go with Doritos.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, I'm sorry then. Doritos. Doritos.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, I'm gonna put my fourth chat.
SPEAKER_01:So that's it, right? It comes down to the why of Oreos versus Doritos. Right? Yes. That's crazy because those are the two things I always. That you like. Those are like if I'm going shopping and I'm buying junk food, I'm buying the chips, which is Cool Ranch and Oreos.
SPEAKER_03:You got to decide.
SPEAKER_01:Alright.
SPEAKER_02:I already know which one I'm gonna go with.
SPEAKER_01:I kind of know what you're gonna go with. What I picked the sweet side last time.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, you said at the beginning? You said sweet was gonna win.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, so who you think will win?
SPEAKER_03:I think Doritos. Oh you cannot go wrong with Doritos. And don't let them have a lot of that little seasoning at the bottom of the bag.
SPEAKER_01:Oh yeah. What about the yellow Oreos? The golden. The golden Oreos?
SPEAKER_03:I love them. Thin ones.
SPEAKER_01:Have you had the little Oreos in the cup?
SPEAKER_03:No.
SPEAKER_01:They're softer.
SPEAKER_03:I only eat the little thin ones.
SPEAKER_01:They're about that big.
SPEAKER_03:Vanilla or the lemon?
SPEAKER_01:Lemon? The lemon arm Oreos. What about the mint ones?
SPEAKER_03:I'm not too fond of those.
SPEAKER_01:Oreos might win this. You know why?
SPEAKER_03:Because they got more flavors.
SPEAKER_01:And you like more flavors.
SPEAKER_03:But I like Doritos.
SPEAKER_01:One flavor.
SPEAKER_03:That's all I need. All I need to get by.
SPEAKER_01:Oreos got the mega.
SPEAKER_03:Doritos is all I need. You're gonna have a sugar attack from all that cream. The Oreos be this thick, the cream be in the middle.
SPEAKER_01:That's too much. So this is what we do.
SPEAKER_03:A coma, a diabetic coma.
SPEAKER_01:We're gonna do it as a draw.
SPEAKER_03:Oh god.
SPEAKER_01:Oreos versus Doritos. If we could get three people to email in who they pick, then that's who wins.
SPEAKER_03:That's who wins? Okay.
SPEAKER_01:So next week.
SPEAKER_03:We'll discuss the winner.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, we'll see who's gonna be the winner.
SPEAKER_03:I know it's gonna be Doritos.
SPEAKER_01:Nah, don't call no people and tell them.
SPEAKER_03:I'm just saying.
SPEAKER_01:Just think about the Oreos. Oreos got the golden ones, that's the yellow. They got the regular.
SPEAKER_03:So good. Oh.
SPEAKER_01:They got regular and they got double stuff. And they got the thin. Have you ever had the thin ones?
SPEAKER_03:Them the ones I like. The thin, um thin Oreos. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:They got the thin ones, they got the mint, thin ones, they got the chocolate covered mint.
SPEAKER_03:I open up a pack of thin Oreos, and every time I go in the kitchen, I'm gonna eat one. Killing them. It be like calling me. It'd be like And it's so thin, it's yeah, you can just pop it in there and go. Yeah, pop it in.
SPEAKER_01:I can't with you. I'll be in a kid today. My finger on the butt.
SPEAKER_03:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01:So that's what we gotta do. It's a draw.
SPEAKER_03:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:For the sweets versus salties. I don't like salties because whenever I hear the word salty, I think of nuts. And when I think of nuts, I think of balls. And when I think of balls, I think of me.
SPEAKER_03:So I want to say something, but I'm not gonna say it. I'm gonna keep it. I'm gonna keep it classy.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, so you could be classy. I'm gonna be ignorant today.
SPEAKER_03:But I'm just saying.
SPEAKER_01:I'm the kid today. I'm pressing the button today.
SPEAKER_03:So you don't like cashews or peanuts? No. What am I gonna do with those? Well, I'm putting those.
SPEAKER_01:Cashews are good. For what? Give me some uh uh chips, give me some cookies.
SPEAKER_03:Just saying, cashews are good. Peanuts, hey, pistachios, girls love nuts. Guys love nuts too.
SPEAKER_01:Hey, not all guys.
SPEAKER_03:Guys love nuts.
SPEAKER_01:Not me.
SPEAKER_03:Just saying.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, so that's what it is. We got a draw.
SPEAKER_03:All right.
SPEAKER_01:If we could get some people to write in.
SPEAKER_03:Please write in so we can um settle this.
SPEAKER_01:The email is Once Upon a Time in Music, all one word.
SPEAKER_03:Podcast.
SPEAKER_01:Podcast.
SPEAKER_03:Is that at Yahoo?
SPEAKER_01:At Yahoo.com.
SPEAKER_03:Yep.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, so write us because we got to settle this. I know who's gonna win. Oreos.
SPEAKER_03:Oreos is not gonna win.
SPEAKER_01:Oreos, they've been. People love Doritos. They've been leaving Oreos out for Santa Claus. They don't leave Doritos out for Santa Claus. Think about it.
SPEAKER_03:I don't care. They don't leave Oreos, they leave chocolate chip cookies for Santa.
SPEAKER_01:You're right.
SPEAKER_03:They bake cookies for Santa.
SPEAKER_01:You're right. They do waste their time for their parents to eat them. I think that is it for the for this week, huh?
SPEAKER_03:I read a price tag.
SPEAKER_01:You do? What you got?
SPEAKER_03:1970.
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_03:The average home price was$23,000.
SPEAKER_01:Dag. Now you can't buy a Dagon.
SPEAKER_03:You can't buy a garage for$23,000.
SPEAKER_01:Pull a long trailer.
SPEAKER_03:You can't buy a car for$23,000.
SPEAKER_01:That's crazy.
SPEAKER_03:And the average price today is$300.$3009.
SPEAKER_01:$300,000. Not$300, but$300,000. Dang, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_03:$23,000.$23,000.
SPEAKER_01:Oh boy. All right. Well.
SPEAKER_03:All right.
SPEAKER_01:Miss Poison.
SPEAKER_03:What's up?
SPEAKER_01:You ready to get out of here?
SPEAKER_03:I guess.
SPEAKER_01:I'm L.
SPEAKER_03:I'm Cheryl Poison.
SPEAKER_01:And that's this week of Once Upon a Time in Music. In music. Goodbye.
SPEAKER_03:Bye. Write us. Oh, I got a great new album in the mail today.
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