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Once upon a time In Music Season 2 Episode 5

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It’s a NEW YEAR and EL and Cheryl Poison kick off the year with laughs, side-eye, and a whole lot of music nostalgia on Once Upon a Time in Music. Before getting into the topic, they break down the New Year’s resolutions everybody swears they’re going to keep—cutting bad habits, losing weight, saving money, and “leaving people in last year”… yeah, right.

The main conversation dives into artists you swore were Black when you first heard them. From soulful voices and reggae vibes to smooth R&B and crossover hits, the duo revisits classic songs and artists that had the culture fooled before music videos and social media told the full story. Expect throwbacks, honorable mentions, wild commentary, and plenty of “wait… THEY weren’t Black?” moments.

Of course, it wouldn’t be the show without Kiss, Marry, Kill, hilarious side stories, playful debates, and unfiltered opinions that only L and Cheryl can deliver. Funny, nostalgic, and a little reckless—this episode sets the tone for the year the only way they know how.


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Sunny day, sweep the gun dance away on my way to where the air is Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Susanist Stream? Come and play everything's okay. Family neighbors said that's where we be. Can you tell me how to get how to get to Sass and the Stream? How to get to Sass and the Stream?

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A Sets in the Street.

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How to get to Sassy.

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Oh ho ho ho. Someone is crazy up in here. What about that's a new way to start a new day in a new year? We back.

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Back in effect.

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I'm L.

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I'm Cheryl Poison.

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This is Once Upon a Time in Music. And uh we got another show for you.

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Another one.

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Happy New Year! Ha ha ha ha! Merry New Year's! You ready for the new year? This is it. This is it. This is New Year's Day.

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You ready for it though? Are you ready?

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Let's go. Let's get it started again.

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2020. Let's do it.

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Let's do a whole new. You know what? Let's start the show off like this. New Year's resolution. New Year's resolutions that we know y'all ain't gonna do. How about that?

SPEAKER_01

All right, let's do that.

SPEAKER_07

Let's do that. That's not what the show's about, but we're gonna kick it off with that. Um, yeah. You got you got a list? I got a list. Go ahead. What you got? Give me one.

SPEAKER_01

One of mine is well, not what I'm gonna do, but what I hear people say. I'm gonna stop a bad habit. I'm gonna stop smoking. I'm gonna stop drinking.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, okay. That's that's definitely two and one. And they you know what they do? Neither one? They soap, say smoke and drink and talk about it.

SPEAKER_01

Like I'm gonna stop. I gotta stop. I tried. Every time I drink, I gotta smoke. I tried.

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Uh sorry, bitch. Alright, I got one. What's yours? And everybody does this. You do it. I do it. Uh-uh. I don't do this. Yeah, you do. Everybody say, I'm gonna lose some weight. I'm gonna work out more. That first that first two weeks. Yeah, Planet Fitness.

SPEAKER_01

No, they might go for a month. They might go to the gym for a month. After that month, they don't know what a diet is.

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By the time Planet Fitness done hit their account the next time, dang it.

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Dang there, yeah.

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Sorry, bitch.

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I wonder why they don't stick to the routine.

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I don't know why we don't.

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Give me another one. Uh oh. This one they say all the time. I'm gonna cut off so-and-so. I'm not bringing so-and-so into the new year.

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Oh guess what they do? Bring them back.

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They bring so-and-so into the new year. Pinky. Tyrone peanut.

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Tyrone peanut.

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Sorry, bitch. Yeah.

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Uh let's see. What else we got?

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Uh, I'm gonna take more trips. I'm gonna take where they go.

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Uh Myrtle Beach. They don't go nowhere. They don't even go to Myrtle Beach. They don't go to nowhere. They don't go nowhere. I'm out of town. Yeah, you in the town over 15 minutes away.

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Sorry.

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Uh give me another one. I know you got one more.

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I got another one.

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What you got?

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I'm gonna save more money. I'm gonna get my finances straight.

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Yeah, all right. You know what that means? Uh get it down, bitch. You is wildin' today. I told you today. This new year is gonna be off the hook. Like, this is the new us.

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This no, this is the new you.

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No, this new us.

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No. You're not about to make me be ratchet. You ratchet up in here, y'all.

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Oh boy. Well, do you want to tell the people what today's show is about?

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Today's show is about singers who you may have thought were black.

SPEAKER_07

Yep, they're not black. But they want soulful white boy. Soul for white lemon ladies, uh soulful white.

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You can't even tell the difference. You can't tell. You can't. They're soulful.

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Honorable mentions.

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Let's start off with uh if you never would have seen videos, you would still think these people are black.

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Let's start off with an honorable mention of somebody that's not on the list. Justin Timberlake.

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Oh yeah.

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Uh Bruno Mars. Who else you got? You got some you got?

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I I ain't had no honorable mentions.

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I'm just thinking, I'm going off the top of my head. Uh who else is uh what's that guy? George Michaels.

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Oh yeah.

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Wham.

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Wig me up.

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Back then uh radio didn't have color on it though. Because Tina Turner was on every station. Every station. Yeah, so uh we're gonna do that. Uh what else we got? Kiss Mary Kill.

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Kiss Mary Kill.

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I got some good ones for you this week. That's what you say every week. Last week was good. The week before that was good. I didn't I didn't, you know, hit you with no crazy ones like I have been. Like two girls and a guy, or we do like sometimes. Shaba ranks and seal. That was a funny one.

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I seen a post about chaba ranks.

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That's crazy, right?

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Every time we do something, they said chaba ranks wasn't ugly. We just didn't like dark-skinned guys back then.

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Uh I don't know. Cause uh he don't he don't I'm not gonna say if he looked bad or not, but uh he looked the same right now. I seen a concert when he don't know, that can't be it.

SPEAKER_01

I guess once one person be like, oh, they ugly, they ugly.

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The people just go with it. Name somebody you think is ugly.

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You put me on the spot? Yeah, baby. That's what you're gonna get in the cricket. Because I can't even think of nobody.

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I don't I don't usually call people ugly. I know, but you you think it in your mind.

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See, you put to just think it in your mind. Yeah. I don't be like the ugly and he ain't for me.

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Ladies too. Whoopi Goldberg? I think she's ugly. She was like at the top of that list back in the 90s and 80s.

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Because of the color purple, but she wasn't ugly. Yeah, but Whoopi, um if you had three braids in your hair and an old grandma dress on, anybody'll be ugly.

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I guess you're right about that. You might be right now. I don't think she was ugly. I want to know who you think was ugly, though.

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I don't think I have anybody who I think is ugly.

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I don't even believe it. I don't believe you. I think you're telling a story.

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I can't think of nobody right now. Like, if I go home and I think of somebody, I'ma text you. I mean like this. I won't say they're ugly, but I wouldn't want them. But you know who I think is not ugly?

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Please don't say the name because uh this oh we're gonna do a ban that name.

SPEAKER_01

No, we not from um 2026 is gonna be me and Nas. Yeah.

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You and who?

SPEAKER_01

Me and Nas.

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You and who? Oh my god, Eddie. Why? Your mic muted? What happened? Now, but who and you and who?

SPEAKER_01

Me and my boy.

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Yeah, we're not we gotta try not to say his name. Holl at me, Nas. I I seen your um your post be crazy too. They're a borderline. This girl's crazy.

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I'm not crazy.

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You're crazy over him.

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Just because I like somebody.

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Alright.

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You ain't never had a crush.

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You one post away from being the crazy girl. Well, then I'm the crazy girl. No, you know why you're not the crazy girl? Wow. Because you don't tag them in each one.

unknown

Oh.

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So that'd be if I tagged him, that'd be crazy.

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Ooh. Just imagine you was like, oh, this girl again. Oh, this girl again.

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I had thought of it like that.

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So you good?

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Well, he might be. Oh, this girl again. Hit that inbox. Oh. Uh-huh. You never know.

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That's where I get flu down.

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Holler at me. I would hop on that plane real quick. You would. You think I wouldn't? I'll be on that plane fast.

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What if you say he wants you to feature on a song? Would you do it?

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Oh my God. That would be like a dream thing.

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Yeah, but can you still rap?

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I guess I would I would bring it out of here.

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That's what he's saying.

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I don't think you ever lose it.

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Oh, so you can still rap.

unknown

I can still rap.

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I don't think you lose it. You just don't put as much energy into it.

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This year.

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Like every day, when I get in the shower, I'm gonna do a hot 16.

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No, for real? Yeah.

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I'm gonna be in there rapping.

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You nah, somebody else's song or your song?

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My song. What? I would I just come up with stuff.

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Alright, we're gonna send the camera.

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But by the time I get out the shower.

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You sing in Nas.

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No, I'm not gonna remember what I said. I'm gonna be like, damn what I said, so I can write it down.

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Okay, yeah, you do be carrying books. I'm gonna have to steal one of those books. I know some rhymes.

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Oh, ain't no rhymes in there, but I do have a rhym book. Alright, we're gonna get a segment where you gotta have to drop so if Nas asks me to feature on a song, I'm gonna have to come with it.

unknown

Oh my gosh.

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I'm gonna have to come with it. She said the name. My baby.

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She said the name.

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My man, my man, my man. My baby bear.

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Alright, let's see what we got here. Okay. Um spotlight of the year, 1999. A rapper by the name of Silk the Shaka. Drop Maid Men. Silk the Shaka.

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Yeah, what's wrong with Silk? I got a friend. She loves Silk the Shaka.

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I like Silk the Shaka.

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I don't think I ever heard anyone say they like Silk the Shaka.

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I did.

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I did.

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And also, a week after that, January 29th, uh, Foxy Brown put out China Dog.

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China White.

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China Doll by Foxy Brown.

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I can't ride with you no more.

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I think those are two albums, it's like, yeah, who cares?

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You didn't like that? I like um Foxy Brown.

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Yeah, she was cool.

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I can't you no more.

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That was one of the rhymes?

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, okay. Well, maybe we do like her. I like you, Foxy. Alright, um, you ready for kiss marry kill?

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I guess.

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Alright. You say you want to go first because you're a woman.

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No, you say you want me to go first. I'll go first. I don't mind.

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I'm ready.

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Alright. Here's your three people.

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Kiss, kiss, kiss them.

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Demi more.

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I don't know. Her face kind of tight. Go ahead.

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Brittany Spears.

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Oh, kill. Easy.

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Ah, she's gonna be in there dancing for you with her little underwear on. She's nuts good. Crazy girls be the good girls.

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What do you mean? Tell me.

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Why do you think guys like crazy girls?

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I don't know. Why?

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I'm just saying, just use your imagination.

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And you are kind of crazy, so you I'm not crazy.

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I'm cool. So I'm the opposite. Go ahead. And Christina Aguilera.

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Okay. Why are you giving me these? You ran out of people to get. Um, we're definitely still killing.

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You gonna kill Brittany?

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Of course. I guess I'll marry Demi Moore and kiss Christina Aguilera.

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Okay.

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That was easy. That kill was easy.

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I wouldn't think you would kill Britney.

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When she shaved her head off, it was over. She is nuts. She's nuts. She is nuts.

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A fun girl. She just trying to have some fun. She's just trying to have some fun. Don't kill it all.

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Alright, I got one for you. These are all good ones.

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That would you say?

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El Dabard. Luther Vandros. And Johnny Gill. You can't tell me that was on good ones.

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Luther Vandros.

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You wanna kill him. Cause he's already dead. But go ahead.

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No, we gonna kill Johnny Gill.

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What? Are you serious? Mm-hmm. He's still young. He's still I heard stories of him.

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I don't think I wanna.

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I'll let you hear the podcast.

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Ain't nothing wrong with him. He's just not my type. Johnny's not my type.

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He's black as shoes. He's dark skinned. You like dark-skinned guys, don't you?

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Yes, I do. But you got to have something else with it. And he don't have it. Just cause you can sing don't mean I want you. My my. That's not gonna work on me. Nigga, get out of my face. So we gonna we're gonna kill Johnny Gill. Are you serious? Sorry, I I like him, but not like that.

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Ugh, you're gonna kiss Luther Vandros.

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I'm gonna marry Luther.

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Okay.

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A chair is still a chair.

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Okay. Well, I'm gonna be um kiss Elder Bar.

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I'll be getting a lot of checks marrying Luther.

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You gonna kiss Elderbarge?

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I guess I'll um kiss Elderbarge.

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You guess.

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I ain't gonna tongue up down though.

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Yeah, you are.

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He's too pretty, boy, for me. He ain't pretty boy. No, I don't like him light skinned. I like him chocolate. Chocolate? Chocolate or caramel?

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All right. Well, since we're talking about singers, today's show is about uh did you know that artist was black? Or that artist wasn't black? And uh what we did was we came up with a list, somewhat together, and we're gonna go through that list of some of the artists. Some of the artists, I I know we I know the people I pick once I got older, I knew they were white. But when I first heard the songs back in the day, you didn't know. Yeah, you didn't know. Some of the ones back in the day. It's a lot of back in the days now, you never know. Well, you do know because social media and all that, yeah, you know before you know the person.

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It's easier now to see people, yeah. Dang, that's how old we are. That's how old you are. Dang. That's sick. I'm a Tinderoni.

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Tinderoni. Uh all right. You want to start the first one?

SPEAKER_01

I guess you're gonna go first.

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All right, the first one is uh, this was a hit back in '97. And it's KP and Envy. One was a black girl and one was a white girl. But the singing one is the white girl. Right?

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They used to kill the song out.

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To me, this is a down south song. This is a song my way. When I first came down south, I was like, what the hell is that? Oh hell no. Back in the day, that was big.

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Who cares about the rapping part? We just want to hear the singing. Yeah, the singing part.

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That's what it was. The rapper was the black girl. The white girl was the singing.

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And you don't even want to hear the black girl.

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I don't think I ever seen them like perform this.

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I'm surprised because they they ran the song in the ground.

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Oh no, you know what? I did see it on Soul Train.

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You saw them on Soul Train?

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Yeah, I did see it on Soul Train.

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Alright.

unknown

Alright.

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So that was one. Give me another one.

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Okay. The next one, I know everybody thought this was a black guy.

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Yeah, and to social media kind of gave this one up.

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Bobby. Bobby Caldwell. I always loved this song. This is definitely even when I was younger.

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This remake makes me think of riding in the backseat of that oversized whatever it was.

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And this is on the radio, right?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Late at night or something. Like coming back from somewhere.

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Mm-hmm. And you half sleep, half woke.

unknown

And I can't let it go.

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Alright. Bobby is not black.

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Yeah, Bobby Cartwell is white. He just passed, what, a couple years ago? A couple of years ago. Two years ago or so.

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Bobby. Rest in peace, Bobby.

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Yeah, that was a good one. Um, the next one we both picked. And I don't know which song is more popular, but we're gonna go with your song. I think your song might be more popular. It was?

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That's what I think.

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You wanna go with mine?

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Go with yours.

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Since the same person I love this person. I even listened to this. This person put an album out in 2000 under cash money.

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She sure did.

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And I got that album. And I listened to it. I listened to it back then. Uh let her know who it is.

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Tina Marie.

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Yep, Tina Marie.

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Everybody get up.

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What um Don't ask you what year? Yeah, I don't have the year.

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All I know we was at the house parties in the basement. Listening to this song.

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Exactly.

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Little nine-year-old me dancing.

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I was four.

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He wasn't dancing off this.

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It's a good one.

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That's a classic. Yeah, that's a classic.

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That's a real classic right there.

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Mine was Love a Girl. I don't think it was as popular as that one.

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Was it a ballad? Oh yeah, yeah. I don't care about Prince.

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I got a vibe on you the first time that I saw you.

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I think this was uh like a prince vibe.

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It was, but it was Rick James. Rick James is writing.

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Yeah.

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Rick James bitch.

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Rick James bitch. Get in there and sing this home. Alright, let's see. Alright.

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Yeah, Tina. Tina was with the black girls growing up, I think.

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She had to be.

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Had to be.

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She was in the hood. You know what? No, she wasn't. She wasn't.

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How you know?

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Because I seen a um a documentary about her.

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It was like uh in the hood.

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Nah, I don't think so. She was like a little white girl. Um, not behind the music. What's the other one? I got him on. I forgot the name of him.

SPEAKER_01

Sure they behind the music.

SPEAKER_07

I think it was something else. Un unsung. That's what it was. Yes, okay. Unsung. Yeah. That um I think I've seen one with her, but I do remember seeing pictures of her and everything. She wasn't as soulful as we thought.

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Wow.

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Alright. Everybody knows this one. Everybody was shocked on this one.

unknown

Yes.

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It was a group.

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And they played this song.

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Oh my gosh.

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Three hundred billion times.

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Every single radio station played this song.

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Every station. Soft rock.

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Yep.

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Rock rock.

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Yep. There was one black guy in the group, and I don't even think he could sing. I think he just He was just there. They just rounded a number on it.

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Sprinkle him in. Say, you know what? Let's sprinkle him in there.

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Instead of three of us, let's make four.

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And let's let him be black.

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So, and they put the fake um the what they the crochet braids in his hair.

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Why do you think they was fake?

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Come on, man. They look crazy back then.

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That was his hair.

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Nah, not the crochet look. Nah, they either way.

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The name of the group is Color Me Bad.

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I want to sex you up. This was played everywhere. Everywhere. It don't matter what they was talking about. They played it everywhere.

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I think it didn't matter what they was talking about.

SPEAKER_07

Nah, because they played on the radio. What'd they say? Did they how was the edit? Love you up?

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It wasn't.

SPEAKER_07

That's crazy. Color me bad. We're gonna we're gonna change their names.

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My favorite.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, um we're gonna change their names. That's how we do it. We it's a new year. We we we wildin' to it. We're wildin' this year. The new new name is I'm gonna give you my new name, and you give me your new name.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not.

SPEAKER_07

You you a you a freestyle person. You can write, you can do something real quick. I'm gonna call them three white guys and a black guy.

SPEAKER_01

You are stupid. Hey. I'm gonna call them the guys.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, you're so nice.

SPEAKER_01

They're the guys. Color me bad. I wonder what why they came up with that name.

SPEAKER_07

I got another name for them.

SPEAKER_01

What? I can't remember the other two. I can only remember the black guy and the singer, the pretty boy singer.

SPEAKER_07

It was three white guys. One was a weird-looking guy. One had the the painted on five o'clock shadow.

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Let me see.

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And then they had the pretty boy one.

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So ain't nobody. We only like the pretty boy one.

SPEAKER_07

My new name, since it was three guy, three white guys and a black guy. The new name of the group is going to be My Best Friend's Black. You is stupid. My best friend's black. I even got black friends. The black guy probably made the group. He probably that's what it is. He put the group together.

SPEAKER_01

He put the group together. He heard his friend singing. It was like, man, you can sing.

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My best friend's black. That's stupid. My best friend is black.

SPEAKER_01

Alright. Let's move on. Because you are retarded.

SPEAKER_07

This is when it gets sketchy. This when I knew something was wrong with the world. 1983. Dag, that was a long time. It couldn't have been.

SPEAKER_01

Lord, I used to hear this on the radio. It was 83?

SPEAKER_07

No, it couldn't have been. It had to be 88. Around 88, 87. The social media thing is wrong. It's gotta be wrong. There's no way 83. Either way, I knew things were gonna. I knew things were wrong in the world. When they had this.

SPEAKER_01

Y'all so stupid. Why had to be something wrong with the world?

SPEAKER_07

Because it was, oh my gosh. Well, I'm just gonna say the name. And I guarantee the listeners are not gonna know who that is.

SPEAKER_01

I bet you then though. If they music lovers, they know this.

SPEAKER_07

Alright. I knew I knew something was wrong when UB40 put out a banger?

SPEAKER_01

Like a real banger?

SPEAKER_07

No, no, no, no. U B40 put out a reggae song.

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Red red wine.

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I mean red, red wine.

SPEAKER_01

Red, red wine. Crosses. It made me feel so fine.

SPEAKER_07

Come on, man. They played this everywhere.

SPEAKER_01

Everywhere.

SPEAKER_07

They played this at resort. Where it was only black people working.

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_07

Yes. You are so right. And the resort people were singing it. I don't know if this is a slap in the face.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think so. I think they're paying homage.

SPEAKER_07

I guarantee. Bob and Junior.

SPEAKER_01

I'm probably still getting checks from this.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, yes. They're still playing it. Every resort still plays it. UB40.

SPEAKER_01

Red, red, wine.

SPEAKER_07

Red, red wine.

SPEAKER_01

That's how he said it. Red red. Red, red red red.

SPEAKER_07

Red, red, why they seem so fine. Come on. Chill out, dog.

SPEAKER_01

I like the song.

SPEAKER_07

Back then in 80, whatever, there was no such thing as a white guy talking patois.

SPEAKER_01

Well, guess what?

SPEAKER_07

These are what? These are regional. Yes. A regional white boy.

SPEAKER_01

That's right. They was like, let's do something different. Yeah, I bet. Let's do something different. Oh boy. He might have got with a uh a black Jamaican girl. And they bring out that.

SPEAKER_07

Nah, she was looking at him sideways. They did this.

SPEAKER_01

It's like, I we can sing. He got a girlfriend. He was like, oh, I got to give props to my girlfriend.

SPEAKER_07

She was like, Bet you, that's what it was. La, these white boys. Alright, what's the next one? The next one, I like this guy. His last two albums.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, pretty good, right?

SPEAKER_07

You can listen to the whole thing.

SPEAKER_01

When I first heard this, I didn't think it was a white guy.

SPEAKER_07

Night uh 2020 is this one. I think this one you first.

SPEAKER_01

And I heard that little first part and then uh saw the video. When you when you start playing, man, I'll tell you what I like.

SPEAKER_07

That ain't that ain't what I thought. I was like, what?

SPEAKER_01

What is this? Jack Hollow.

SPEAKER_04

That beat.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know who made this beat, but they did it.

SPEAKER_04

I can put the ball in the end zone, put a bad bitch in the friend zone. What's poppin'? I got options. All his albums.

SPEAKER_07

So how do you feel about do I like vanilla? You do. If it ain't dog, dog trucker, you'll go for vanilla.

SPEAKER_01

You have to be extra cool. What?

SPEAKER_07

That's not cool enough.

SPEAKER_01

I like chocolate.

SPEAKER_07

Jack Hollow.

SPEAKER_01

Jack Hollow. And he's young. He's cool, but he's so young. I could probably be his mama.

SPEAKER_07

Did you see the video with him and Drake? No. Well, it was on uh it was at the Derby. The Kentucky Derby.

SPEAKER_01

I think I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_07

Well, the um the Kentucky Derby, they the video shoot was there. So they had to everybody gave him slack because he had his bodyguard carry him over the dirt? Over the dirt because there was so much it was shit and stuff like that in it. So it looked crazy. The black big bodyguards carry him to where he needs to be. It looked crazy. He got a lot of slack from it.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know.

SPEAKER_07

But I don't think it was meant like that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

But the pictures? He might have had on some new shoes. He did. He had like I think he had like white dress shoes on or something. They were dressed up, I think.

SPEAKER_01

I don't blame him then. Please carry me. Nah, you know what? I wouldn't do it. If I got my sneakers fresh out the box.

SPEAKER_07

Carry you. But you a girl. Carry me. You a girl though. A guy? Grown ass man? Sneakerheads don't care.

SPEAKER_01

Sneakerheads and I pay you. This is what I pay you for.

SPEAKER_07

He didn't have sneakers.

SPEAKER_01

To protect me. But you protecting my shoes.

SPEAKER_07

They better not give you no money because the real you just came out right there. Whatever. You better.

SPEAKER_01

You better carry me. Carry me. I'm paying him.

SPEAKER_07

It's wet out here. I don't want to get no.

SPEAKER_01

I don't want to get my shoes wet.

SPEAKER_07

Or your hair.

SPEAKER_01

Carry me. Oh, yeah. Or I don't want no smoke in my hair. What kind of smoke? Cigarette smoke. Any kind of smoke. Weed smoke. Weed smoke stay with you forever. I went to a little hole in the wall club. When recent? No, this was a while ago. And I'll never forget. I first I got a contact because they were smoking so much weed in there. I can't think of what the name of the club was. That was the first thing. Where was it? Is it where we at? Lynchburg? Oh, okay. In the woods. Second of all, they were so deep in this club. And one of the guys kept popping a rubber band on me. On your butt? Just on my, like on my the back of my arm. Why?

SPEAKER_07

You're just trying to get your attention?

SPEAKER_01

Pop a rubber band. I'll pop a rubber band on you. And I did not know what he was talking about until I heard Gucci Man's song. And I was like, that's what that guy was talking about. He'll pop a rubber band on me. Boy, if you don't stop popping me with this rubber band.

SPEAKER_07

Did he look like he was?

SPEAKER_01

No, he didn't look like he had a rubber band. That was the only thing he had was that rubber band and nothing inside of it. My clothes were smoked for days. I had to put my clothes outside. That's how smoky my clothes was. Supposed to wash them, I think. I couldn't put it in the washing machine. They were smoked out. Weed smoke out. I never went back there again. I put on my good clothes to go to this club. Uh yeah. That's my little story. No weed smoke in my hair. No smoke in my hair.

SPEAKER_07

Alright. Next time I tell you to come to Cigar Lounge, you better come now.

SPEAKER_01

I know it'd be smoky up in there.

SPEAKER_07

It does, but especially if you're sitting in the chairs, the chairs are low and they got the vacuum stuff to go, you know. Kind of clears it up a little bit.

SPEAKER_01

It'd be about to be on the off week. Like I wash my hair one week. That next week, I could be around smoke. I don't want to be around smoke, but I can be. At first week, I'm not gonna be around smoke. Sorry.

SPEAKER_07

I guess we had to do an outside thing.

SPEAKER_01

All right.

SPEAKER_07

Where are we at? Next one.

SPEAKER_01

Where are we at?

SPEAKER_07

So I had my little rant about UB40. I swear that was like 88. 1988, I think.

SPEAKER_01

I think so too. 87, 88, or 89. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, it was around then. So later on, I think in '93. Once again, they brother another white boy.

SPEAKER_01

Why are you hating on these people?

SPEAKER_07

I'm not hating on because these were hit. This was another one. White guy. You hear the guy talking? You you heard the guy that was talking that was introducing him?

SPEAKER_01

That's not him.

SPEAKER_07

That's not him. But you know who that is?

SPEAKER_01

No, who is that?

SPEAKER_07

That's the person that found him and produced all this stuff.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

MC Shan.

SPEAKER_01

Is that MC Shan?

SPEAKER_07

That's MC Shan.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

So he's the one that found the reggae artist slash rapper Snow.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I never knew that.

SPEAKER_05

You know what I'm saying? Yo, Snow, they came around looking for you the other day. Word, word, bossy.

SPEAKER_07

If you don't know who Snow is, once the intro kicks in, I mean, once the chorus kicks in, you'll know. You'll know.

SPEAKER_00

I lick your boom boom down.

SPEAKER_07

So if you know Patois, can you translate I'll lick your boom boom down to me?

SPEAKER_01

I don't even know. Um I don't think that is all the way.

SPEAKER_07

I lick your boom boom down.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think I know what he's saying.

SPEAKER_07

I know he's talking about shooting somebody, but I don't think they call somebody a boom boom.

SPEAKER_01

I lick your boom boom down. That's not what I think.

SPEAKER_07

What do you think? Is a guy gonna lick a butt?

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_07

No, because Jamaicans don't they don't do that. They don't know. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01

That's what I think when I hear that.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, that's the white side talking.

SPEAKER_01

Like you don't know nothing else he's saying, but you know that part.

SPEAKER_07

I lick it boom boom down.

SPEAKER_01

So if you do know that, please um write in and let us know. You know what? Let us know what it means.

SPEAKER_07

We got we got a um We got a specialist, a Jamaican specialist. And matter of fact, you know what? We'll try to get that person to send a message in in Potwa.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

And um I'll lick you boom boom down.

SPEAKER_00

Hold on, let me um say that I'm a stomach. You know, say that I'm a stomach of blam. I lick on one now, take the my nit, that I'm a stomach, somewhere down the lane. I like um there, take the my keep on one there, take the my keep on one now, take the I like your boom boom down.

SPEAKER_07

I just messed the whole song up for me now. Forever now. That's the only part I'm gonna hear.

SPEAKER_01

That's the only part people know anyway. Yeah, that's they know the in forma, and they don't know nothing else he's saying until he gets to that part. That's so stupid.

SPEAKER_07

Yes, that was uh that was Snow, Informa.

SPEAKER_01

And he will lick your boom boom down.

SPEAKER_07

You lick your boom boom down. If you didn't know, he is Caucasian. And I'm gonna say this. We're not making fun, we're just saying I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_01

I wonder, did he just always rhyme like that? Or is it just for the show? I mean for the song. He was supposed to be in the streets.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. He's supposed to be a rude boy.

SPEAKER_01

Snow.

SPEAKER_07

Snow's supposed to be a rude boy. Um I think there's interviews, Vlad, Vlad interviews with him.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

And like I said, we're not making fun. We're just, you know. We're poking fun. We're just having fun. At the same time, these are songs that we pick. These are hits that we liked back in the day, also.

SPEAKER_01

Because everybody liked that song. They could say they didn't. Oh, yeah. But they lying.

SPEAKER_07

That was on the radio too. That UB40. I mean, they that those crossed crossed over when he wasn't even supposed to cross over.

SPEAKER_01

UB40 played on all the video um channels. When you turned on the radio, it was on the radio, every station.

SPEAKER_07

Yep.

SPEAKER_01

It was just a hit.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, you ready for the next one?

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Now this one was a hit too.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, it was. This was a classic. 1989.

unknown

Zoom out.

SPEAKER_07

Lisa Stansfield. The name of the song is All Around the World, but everybody says In around the world.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I can't find my baby. I don't know when I don't know why.

unknown

Why he's gone away.

SPEAKER_07

That was a classic.

SPEAKER_01

I've been all around the world too, and I can't find my baby.

SPEAKER_07

I ain't been around the world, but this was it.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna find him.

SPEAKER_07

You probably already find him already.

SPEAKER_01

This this was a a classic for real.

SPEAKER_07

It was.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, they played this out on BET the videos. They did? Yes.

SPEAKER_07

See, this is 89.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think he's coming back.

SPEAKER_07

I wasn't even watching videos. No, I was watching videos, but there wasn't RB videos at 89.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't watch one RB video in 89. I was. And they played this out on BET.

SPEAKER_07

I don't even know if I had BET at 89.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think he's coming back.

SPEAKER_07

Alright.

SPEAKER_01

Um Lisa Stansfield.

SPEAKER_07

Lisa Stansfield. Um wasted too much time. That's a classic. I'll listen to that today.

SPEAKER_01

I would too.

SPEAKER_07

Alright. Um, what's the next one?

SPEAKER_01

Okay. I like this guy because I love how he talked. Once I I'll tell my story after you play the song. Okay. But oh well. Sitting sideways. I just knew this was a black guy.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, his voice. There we go. 2005, Paul Wall's People Champ. And the name of the song is Sittin' Sideways.

unknown

Joe and Box Trump bump like chicken pox. Turn the bass up just a match.

SPEAKER_06

You see them blade shopping.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, that's that that might be the if you never heard him before, this is probably the shocker of them all. Because he sounds he sounds like, you know, Texas he sounds like Slim Thug or one of the motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_01

My story is I met a guy at the club. He was a little white guy. And he talked like Paul Wall. Yeah, that little. Where you meet him at? One of these clubs I went to. It was a long time ago. I just always remember him because I only wanted to talk to him because I liked the way he talked.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, so did you talk to him?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we talked for a while.

SPEAKER_07

And what happened?

SPEAKER_01

He never went nowhere. I didn't like him like that. I just liked how he talked. So why he just We just would talk about a little stuff. I don't know how it faded out, but yeah. He was talking like Paul Wall.

SPEAKER_07

He used the guy just for him talk.

SPEAKER_06

He sounded like Paul Wall.

SPEAKER_07

That's bad. I'm gonna go with that. That was a hit though. Sitting sideways.

SPEAKER_01

Sitting sideways.

SPEAKER_07

2005. Paul Wall. Alright, we got another one. Is this a I'm I'm gonna let this play. I remember this.

SPEAKER_01

You remember the song?

SPEAKER_07

Oh yeah, 1985. Simply read.

SPEAKER_01

Was it really 85?

SPEAKER_07

I hope so because uh streaming platform said 85. Yeah, this was. This this might even be older than that. It can't be. Think so?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, 85. Listen to that.

SPEAKER_07

The name of the song is Holdin' Back the Years.

SPEAKER_01

The artist is simply red. Yes, he had red hair.

unknown

Listen to the beautiful.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, this is a good one. I was trying, I was gonna double check, but I think that was 85? 85. This song and what was that other song we said? Um was it Lisa Stansfield?

SPEAKER_01

No. Um red, red wine.

SPEAKER_07

Nah, it was this and Lisa Stansfield, I think. With stay on the radios. It just had a that vibe to it. Alright. Well, it's definitely red.

SPEAKER_01

I can't believe it was 85.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I think it was. Uh we could double check it, but I think it was 85.

SPEAKER_01

I really was listening to this on the radio.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, this was on the radio. You know, back in the days, radios, they didn't you couldn't say, alright, I don't want to listen to this kind of music now. I'm gonna go to another station.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I could see this on infomercials or something like that.

SPEAKER_01

I can see this on everything.

SPEAKER_07

You know those commercials where they used to sell CDs? Well, they used to sell cassettes. Not the CDs. They used to sell cassettes. All right.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that was a good one though.

SPEAKER_07

This is another one.

SPEAKER_01

This is a good one, too.

SPEAKER_07

Just the beat by itself, you knew where it was. Shout out to De LaSole for this. They sample. The name of the song is I Can't Go for That.

SPEAKER_01

No can do.

SPEAKER_07

No can do by Hall Daryl Hall and John.

SPEAKER_01

John Oates. Now that name.

SPEAKER_07

The black people call him Hall and Oates. Just the singing part.

SPEAKER_01

The singer had a lot of soul to him.

SPEAKER_07

His voice. Both of them are white, too. I'm gonna let it go all the way until he starts. But that beat right there.

SPEAKER_01

That beat is hard.

SPEAKER_07

They played this at your your people's um barbecues and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_01

House parties in the basement.

SPEAKER_07

There was no color back there. That's crazy. Here we go. You ready?

unknown

Don't even think about it. Say no go.

SPEAKER_07

I thought you were gonna say it.

SPEAKER_01

I'll do anything.

SPEAKER_07

That was a classic.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's a classic.

SPEAKER_07

1981. Uh it's from the album Privatize, I think. Possibly.

SPEAKER_01

I'll do anything you want me to do, but I can't go for that. I can't go for that. I can't go for that. No can do. I'm gonna have to say this from now on. I'm like, oh, I can't go for that.

SPEAKER_07

No can do.

SPEAKER_01

That's my new saying. Oh, I can't go for that.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, that was a good one. Hall of Notes. Black people call that haul of notes.

SPEAKER_01

You make me want to um listen to that. Oh, listen to the whole thing.

SPEAKER_07

This playlist is gonna be available. If you want this playlist that we just put together, people you didn't know were black. No, I'm I keep saying it wrong. People you didn't know were white.

SPEAKER_01

Or people you thought were black. You just automatically assume this is a black person.

SPEAKER_07

That's the new playlist. So we're gonna get a little closer to uh newer with this one.

SPEAKER_01

I know everybody knows this one.

SPEAKER_07

When this came out, they didn't care. If it was black, white, they just played this song.

SPEAKER_01

And he was fine too. I wouldn't go that far. That didn't hurt that he was good on eyes. He white, right? He's good on eyes, though.

SPEAKER_07

He's white though. Because he got his hair, is kind of mixed. I think he's old.

SPEAKER_01

I think he's white.

SPEAKER_07

And he did a song with Tupac, so the niggas love him.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. He's solidified.

SPEAKER_07

So 1997. Artist John B. The name of the song is They Don't Know. They had so many other songs. They had like three other songs, I think.

SPEAKER_01

He was Justin Timberlake before. Justin Timberlake.

SPEAKER_03

You think so?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. Why just wanna love you? Cause Justin. Don't listen to Don't listen to what people say. They don't know about you and me. Justin now?

SPEAKER_07

You know what? Justin Timberlake didn't make this list.

SPEAKER_01

Put her in the book.

SPEAKER_07

Because I don't think I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01

Because I think people automatically knew he was white.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Probably from the boy bands.

SPEAKER_01

What I always get the two bands um confused. He was an NSYNC.

SPEAKER_07

No or the Backstreet Boys. Backstreet Boys. No, he was an NSYNC. Okay. Yeah, NSYNC.

SPEAKER_01

They already knew.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I think it's NSYC.

SPEAKER_01

I think it was NSYN. They already knew him from NSYNC.

SPEAKER_07

The lead singer of NSYNC. Yep. Well, I'm going to put this song with Lisa Stansfield. Simply Red. Uh what's another mellow one we did for today? Love a girl. And Bobby. I'm going to put this one right here. This this song right here.

SPEAKER_01

Bobby Colwell.

SPEAKER_07

Definitely was one of those smooth.

SPEAKER_01

I love the song. And this was before Warren G um sampled it.

SPEAKER_07

Give me give me your impression of him.

SPEAKER_04

Of him?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I keep forgetting. We're not in love anymore.

unknown

I keep forgetting. We're not in love anymore.

SPEAKER_07

The words are different when you get older. See, the words are different at your post.

SPEAKER_06

That's what he's talking about. Oh shit, we keep forgetting. We supposed to be broke up. Every time you're new. Every time I see your smile.

SPEAKER_07

That's a classic. So you know what that was about, right?

SPEAKER_01

It was about.

SPEAKER_07

It was about this chick he was talking with.

SPEAKER_01

And they not together no way.

SPEAKER_07

But she can only stay a while. So you know what that means, right?

SPEAKER_01

What that means?

SPEAKER_07

She double back.

SPEAKER_01

No, she ain't double back. He probably just saw her somewhere. He keep forgetting. And like, oh, I can't, um, I can't stay.

SPEAKER_07

Oh.

SPEAKER_01

I can't stay long and talk to you. I got to go.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, okay. I thought it was. That's what you think? Oh. I thought it was all right now. What you about to do?

SPEAKER_01

She spin the block.

SPEAKER_07

She getting all comfortable. I keep forgetting we ain't we can't do this again.

SPEAKER_01

I ain't never thought of it like that.

SPEAKER_07

I can't ask you what guy you talking to. Because we ain't together no more.

SPEAKER_01

Because we ain't together.

SPEAKER_07

Alright. That's a good one though. That was a good one. That was a real good one. This one had to be. Alright, so 2012, they say. I might have to do some research on this one. I'm gonna put this with the other one? Yeah, definitely put this with the other one. Matter of fact, we're gonna make a whole reggae CD of white people singing reggae. The name of the CD is going to be White Reggae?

SPEAKER_01

Vanilla Reggae?

SPEAKER_07

White people with dreads. The name of the song is Rich Girl. Luchi Lu.

SPEAKER_01

I never knew whose song that's really.

SPEAKER_07

All I know is it's my song. It sounds like the one that was introducing her is black. But the singing part. Let me see some. I think that's the white girl.

SPEAKER_01

I think so too.

SPEAKER_04

What kind of rich?

SPEAKER_07

So we know what scary happened now. That that was the black girl coming in, right?

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_07

Cool. I thought I didn't know. But now I know. So we're gonna put this on the album with snow, UB40, uh, who else we had on the list?

SPEAKER_01

So what, you just gonna keep adding to the list?

SPEAKER_07

The reggae, the white reggae. We gotta come up with a good name for the rock. The white lion.

SPEAKER_01

You're so stupid.

SPEAKER_07

That's the new name of the white reggae album. White lion.

SPEAKER_01

The white lion.

SPEAKER_07

White jaw.

SPEAKER_01

If I was a rich girl.

SPEAKER_07

Oh boy. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yep, so um, that concludes.

SPEAKER_01

They used to play that song out at the club when I was going to the club.

SPEAKER_07

I think they still kind of play it.

SPEAKER_01

Certain, I don't think they don't know. I haven't been to the club in ages, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_07

I think they do play that though. Because that's a hit.

SPEAKER_01

Back in my day, they played it out.

SPEAKER_07

That's uh, yeah, that they they probably still playing that.

SPEAKER_01

What year was that? What year that came out? Uh I think it's uh uh let me see.

SPEAKER_07

I don't know. Oh, wait a minute. Let's see what year I was in the club. Uh Rich Girl. It's in 2012, but I know that was older than that. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think it was 2012.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, Rich Girl might have been 06. Uh 06, possibly.

SPEAKER_01

It had to be earlier than that. I wasn't in the club like that in 06. Yeah, I feel earlier than that too.

SPEAKER_07

But this could be a remake of the real Luci Lu.

SPEAKER_01

Back in 99.

SPEAKER_07

So this is what they look like. They look like tell the people what they look, what they look like to you.

SPEAKER_01

Why are you always putting me on the spot? One look like a Spanish girl. Okay. And one just looked like uh Becky. Okay. We like Becky's. Becky and the Spanish girl came together and made a hit.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, it kind of do look like that. It do look like uh karaoke night at a frat party.

SPEAKER_01

You like the other one? You like um Spanish. Spanish is your type.

SPEAKER_07

Now who said this?

SPEAKER_01

Your list from before, from the other show. A lot of mercy.

SPEAKER_07

A lot of mercy. All right, people. This was a good show. It definitely was. And I hope everybody enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_01

I hope y'all enjoyed it. We are going to be we're here for y'all's enjoyment, pleasure.

SPEAKER_07

Uh not me, not all the way, not for everyone.

SPEAKER_01

I'm here. I'm here for y'all enjoy.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, yo.

SPEAKER_01

Especially one person.

SPEAKER_07

I'm gonna shut your mic all the way up. I see. It's gonna be the one man should be.

SPEAKER_01

It's gonna be okay. When me and Naz get together, don't think he's coming here to this show. Because I'm not gonna bring him here. I'm be like, mm-mm. He be hating. He was hating on our love. I'm not bringing him here.

SPEAKER_07

Hate me now.

SPEAKER_01

He's not doing no interviews.

SPEAKER_07

So don't ask me.

SPEAKER_01

Don't be texting me, be like, yo, extra man. No.

SPEAKER_07

Ax your man.

SPEAKER_01

Ask your man. Ask your man. I'm saying, no. Oh, I think. Don't hit that button on you. Don't do the crazy button on me.

SPEAKER_07

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_01

You can't have a crush. I mean, it's a crush, but I'm just saying. Sometimes you get with your crush.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, but you don't hear me talking about Tony Braxton like that all the time. I can't. Janet Jackson.

SPEAKER_01

That means you don't really like them like that. I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_07

I don't know about that now.

SPEAKER_01

Now you just feel something to your mom's like we may not be together, but we're gonna meet. I'm gonna meet him.

SPEAKER_07

I'm not saying that much now, but if it happened it, if it happened it, you know, about 30 years ago, cool.

SPEAKER_01

Whatever, it still happened.

SPEAKER_07

He's over now. He's over. It was not just like the show.

SPEAKER_01

He's fine like one.

SPEAKER_07

The show is over.

SPEAKER_01

ED's over.

SPEAKER_07

You out of here.

SPEAKER_01

It's your poison.

SPEAKER_07

This is L. This is what the public music.