Once Upon A Time In Music
"Once Upon a Time in Music" is where culture. Each episode takes you back through the sounds, stories, and style that shaped generations — from classic tracks and unforgettable albums to iconic movies, favorite foods, and random pop culture gems you might’ve forgotten. It’s music history, fun memories, and good vibes all in one show.
Once Upon A Time In Music
Write Me In the Show.
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We’re welcoming new listeners from all over — special shoutout to Wisconsin — and right out the gate we get into the real differences in how people talk, move, and vibe depending on where you’re from. Southern, New York, Midwest… everybody sounds different, and the jokes fly immediately.
The main topic heats up fast: What movies or TV shows would you want to be in — and would you replace a character or have one written just for you? Some picks are clean and simple, others come with a twist, and a few turn into full debates about common sense, cool factor, and style.
Of course, it wouldn’t be the show without the regular segments:
News: Fetty Wap’s release, Young Thug getting assets returned, and big-money conversations sparked by Quincy Jones’ estate
Price Tag Check
This Year in Music: A throwback to Born Into the 90s by Public Announcement featuring R. Kelly
Kiss, Marry, Kill: Heated, hilarious, and absolutely unfiltered
Plus side conversations that go everywhere they’re not supposed to
From Girlfriends to Miami Vice, Belly, and beyond, this episode is funny, opinionated, nostalgic, and reckless in the best way. Pull up, vibe out, and laugh with us — because this one goes everywhere.
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SPEAKER_05:You went way back with that one.
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SPEAKER_05:Another day, another dollar.
SPEAKER_03:We went back for the nostalgic feel of it.
SPEAKER_05:Facts of life.
SPEAKER_03:Yep, yep. Who's your favorite?
SPEAKER_05:Of course, Tootie.
SPEAKER_03:Mine was too. Tootie. Of course. Uh, Tootie. I can't believe we. Never mind. Well, this is Once Upon a Time in Music. I'm L. I'm Cheryl Poison. And we're back for another week. We have uh some entertaining stuff to do for you guys.
SPEAKER_05:Of course, of course.
SPEAKER_03:Hopefully you take your time out to listen. Shout out to all those new listeners. And oh, it was some crazy names. Nor was it where's the where they make the cheese? Wisconsin. Wisconsin. Yeah, shout out to Wisconsin. We got to.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, we love y'all out there.
SPEAKER_03:We got some listeners in Wisconsin. What's up? Do they talk different out there?
SPEAKER_05:I don't think so.
SPEAKER_03:They got you.
SPEAKER_05:I don't think they do.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, because you talk, well, they talk different. And we talk different. In North Carolina, South Carolina, New York.
SPEAKER_05:I don't think I talk different.
SPEAKER_03:I forget about it. I think you talk different.
SPEAKER_05:You do?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:You sound like. What I sound like.
SPEAKER_03:What I sound like. You sound like a person that wants to talk about today's show.
SPEAKER_05:Today's show is about movies or TV shows you would want to be in.
SPEAKER_04:That's what I got. He's looking crazy, y'all. I'm not looking crazy. I'm just, we might have a little twist on.
SPEAKER_05:And he got a smart ass shirt on today.
unknown:You know.
SPEAKER_05:Because he is the number one smart ass.
SPEAKER_03:Come on. I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumbass.
SPEAKER_05:Whatever, whatever.
SPEAKER_03:All right. Um, yeah, today it might be a little different. You saying, how you how you saying yours good?
SPEAKER_05:Not all of them, but some of them are shows that I don't want to be one of the characters that's already on there. I want them to write in a character for me.
SPEAKER_03:Okay. I got you. Mine is gonna be easy. Cut and I can't wait to hear. Short, cut, and simple. I want to be these characters.
SPEAKER_05:I got a couple of characters that I do want to be, though. Okay.
SPEAKER_03:So you're trying to come on. You're trying to play both sides of the fence.
SPEAKER_04:Of course. Okay. You bye. A little bit of this, a little bit of that. Oh, okay. What you said in your rap again?
SPEAKER_03:What?
SPEAKER_04:I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, I'll bring it up then, huh? You said um in your rap lyric, what song was that?
SPEAKER_05:I do not recall what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_03:The rap lyric said, I am by. Guys can get it, also females can get it, right? So I don't know what content. You want to clear the content up on that? Let it let it stay the way it is.
SPEAKER_05:Okay. Take it how you want it.
SPEAKER_03:So either one can get it.
SPEAKER_05:Either one can get it.
SPEAKER_03:All right. Um also we have Kiss Mary Kill. Kiss Mary Kill. I got some good ones for you.
SPEAKER_05:That's what you always say.
SPEAKER_03:One of them I cannot pronounce the name, so I'm just gonna have to show you a picture.
SPEAKER_05:Okay.
SPEAKER_03:And tell you where you're from. Um we have uh what came out this year. Uh what else we got? We got price tag check.
SPEAKER_06:You got a price tag check?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a little something. Got a little something. And uh that's it. Oh, we also got the news.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, we got a couple of news things.
SPEAKER_03:You want to start it with the news?
SPEAKER_05:We can start it off with the news.
SPEAKER_03:Go ahead. Go ahead.
SPEAKER_05:So, what's happening in this world is Fetty WAP got released. Yeah, baby. After three years. He's looking really plump. He's been eating good in there. What do you mean? Is he plump? He's not fat, but he's bigger than what he was when he went in. Okay. 1738.
SPEAKER_03:Go ahead.
SPEAKER_05:You think he's gonna um bring out some new music?
SPEAKER_03:Nope.
SPEAKER_05:Why?
SPEAKER_03:I don't think he's gonna be able to do it.
SPEAKER_05:But you've been in it three years. He should have plenty of songs to bring out.
SPEAKER_03:You know why I say that? Because when he went in, it was already over. That's why he went in, because he was selling drugs. I think he might be able to do it. I don't think so. Just like Max B. Max B cannot, he's he tried two attempts to proving it.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, it ain't working.
SPEAKER_03:Nah, it ain't. It ain't. It's a little bit better with French Montana. The new album they dropped off this week was Coke Boys 3.5. And it's a little bit more tolerant the music, but I guess that's because of French Montana's verses.
SPEAKER_04:Well, I guess we'll have to see. He might shock you.
SPEAKER_03:I don't think we had any rap artists that spent time in jail come out and get back on track.
SPEAKER_05:It seemed like they would. You ain't got nothing but time on your hands.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, but time stops when you go to jail. And you know, here, time changes every five minutes.
SPEAKER_05:I don't want to learn about that because I don't want to go to jail. I can't make it in the jail.
SPEAKER_03:Sorry.
SPEAKER_05:Fetty Wapkins home after three long years.
SPEAKER_03:Three years. That's not too bad.
SPEAKER_05:That ain't too bad.
SPEAKER_03:It feels like he was going longer though. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:All right. So and I got one more thing. The judge orders the Georgia um authorities to return over a hundred thousand dollars back to Youngbug. Oh, yeah. So he's gonna be getting some money back because they seed some things that they shouldn't love. Yeah, some assets. Yeah, some cars and jewelry and stuff. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:So getting his shit back.
SPEAKER_03:Um I guess the reason they froze it because I think he I think it was some kind of drug charges in there. So with the drug drug charges.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, you know, they try to take everything.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. Yeah. Talking about money and getting money back.
SPEAKER_05:Are you getting some money back?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Um Quincy Jones. Quincy Jones. I think he's he has seven children. Is that seven or eight? Yeah, I think I think seven is getting uh Quincy Jones has over 500 million.
SPEAKER_05:I think they get like 800 and something million apiece.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, it sounds like a lot, but they probably it's it's probably like the same as, you know, maybe one of us getting 50,000.
SPEAKER_05:You think?
SPEAKER_03:I think they live rich. Like I think they're up there right now.
SPEAKER_05:Okay, but they probably didn't have that much money to their sales. It's different when someone is taking care of you and hooking you up with money, but when you have it yourself, like they're gonna have this 800 something million in their bank account.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. That's different. What's his daughter's name?
SPEAKER_05:What is she used to go with Tupac ain't uh yeah.
SPEAKER_03:I yeah, I don't I don't think she had that much.
SPEAKER_05:He has two that I know of, two daughters that I know the son kind of be in the spotlight.
SPEAKER_03:The son was in the spotlight, Quincy the Third or something like that. He's the one that made all those beef DVDs. Um a lot of movies you might see.
SPEAKER_05:So he might have had money, but he probably didn't have this type of money.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, that's a lot of money.
SPEAKER_05:I would just call in my bank just to hear it. You have man.
SPEAKER_03:I wish I had a little bit of it. Just give me one percent.
SPEAKER_05:What do you want um eight thousand? Eight hundred thousand?
SPEAKER_03:Give me eight hundred dollars. I'm good. Like, oh, thank y'all. Y'all love me.
SPEAKER_05:That's probably the change that they keep in their car.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, man. Here you go. I'm I'm the bum.
SPEAKER_05:My pocket change.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I'm the bum that's trying to uh wash their windows. Uh all right so that's what's going on.
SPEAKER_05:He's getting his money back.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, okay, young thug, get it back. He probably gonna sell it all because you know rappers they can't have the same old car from whatever.
SPEAKER_05:Everybody looking at them. They got to have the new no. Dang, not me to 2027.
SPEAKER_03:Not me.
SPEAKER_04:So what you been up to? Nothing chilling, chilling and working. Yeah, you been out?
SPEAKER_05:Nah.
SPEAKER_03:No?
SPEAKER_04:No. Nah.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I've been laying low too. Laying low, laying low. You better lay low. All right, let's get into uh Kiss Mary Kill.
SPEAKER_05:Okay, let's do it.
SPEAKER_03:Alright, you go first.
SPEAKER_05:You want me to go first? Ladies first? Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:Alright, I got you some good people. Go ahead.
SPEAKER_05:I I look out for you. I can't say the same thing.
SPEAKER_03:I looked out for you on this one. Whatever. They all dark skinned.
SPEAKER_05:Chocolate? You know I love me so much chocolate.
SPEAKER_03:I'm not gonna call another man chocolate. They're all dark skinned.
SPEAKER_05:It's chocolate.
SPEAKER_03:No, chocolate is chocolate.
SPEAKER_05:Chocolate is dark. A dark-skinned man is chocolate. No, not for my dark skinned man is fine.
SPEAKER_03:I'm definitely not saying that part.
SPEAKER_05:Okay, anyway. My three are Diana Ross, Missy Elliot, and Gabrielle Union.
SPEAKER_03:Killing Missy. Oh, marrying Diana Ross.
unknown:I knew you were gonna marry her.
SPEAKER_03:And kissing uh Gabrielle Union.
SPEAKER_05:You gonna kill Missy?
SPEAKER_03:Of course. Of course.
SPEAKER_05:I think you should kill Gabrielle Union.
SPEAKER_03:Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
unknown:Nope.
SPEAKER_05:I tried Missy. I don't think you're gonna kill Missy.
SPEAKER_03:Why? Because she can make a song?
SPEAKER_05:Yes.
SPEAKER_03:She makes some good joints. Diana Rose can make a song too. And I'm gonna win.
SPEAKER_05:When did last time Diana made a song?
SPEAKER_03:Don't worry. That the paychecks are still dropping in that bank account. It sure is. How old is she? She's probably about 80. Oh yeah. Round in the round in the bin. One of us is gonna make that race before the other. Look at you. Yep, yep. All right.
SPEAKER_05:Give me my three people. My three chocolates.
SPEAKER_03:I gotta see how I'm gonna do this. I don't know how to say this guy's name.
SPEAKER_05:Let me see. Turn around.
SPEAKER_03:At all. Boom. Aldous, yeah. Okay, Aldous.
SPEAKER_05:Aldis Hodge.
SPEAKER_03:Aldous Hodge.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. I like him. I like him. We're gonna marry him.
SPEAKER_03:So he was on uh series cross. Um he was on uh He was on Underground.
SPEAKER_05:I used to love that show.
SPEAKER_03:Underground? He was in uh City on the Hill City on the Hill. He was on uh he was MC Wren from NWA, yeah. Um was it straight out of Compton? So himself, okay Aldous, and we have Lance Cross. Lance Gross. Yeah, Lance Gross.
SPEAKER_06:Ooh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Um Lance Gross.
SPEAKER_06:Ooh.
SPEAKER_04:And you got Tyson Befford. Okay, Tyson's gonna um get killed. Okay, go ahead then. Ooh, this is hard.
SPEAKER_03:That's what she said.
SPEAKER_05:Okay. I'm gonna kiss Aldous. I thought I was gonna marry him, but you said Lance. Lance is some fine chocolate.
SPEAKER_03:Okay.
SPEAKER_05:And I'm gonna marry Lance. You gotta and I'ma kiss Aldous. Okay. Tyson got to go. And I'ma tongue Aldous down.
SPEAKER_03:Tongue him down. I'm gonna tongue him down. I told you those were good ones.
SPEAKER_05:You did. You hooked me up this time.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. You're gonna end up pregnant and uh what else? Married, pregnant, and that's it. A suspect a suspect in the murder.
SPEAKER_05:And somebody rich ass wife.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, there you go.
SPEAKER_04:Somebody rich ass wife.
SPEAKER_03:All right, um, what else we got?
SPEAKER_04:What else we got? Ooh. That's gross.
SPEAKER_03:Let's go into uh this year. This year, 1992, February 14th. I'm sorry, January 14th, uh a small group by the name of Public Announcement featuring R. Kelly.
SPEAKER_05:The Kells.
SPEAKER_03:The name of the album is Born into the 90s. It came out. This is R. Kelly and Public Announcement. I liked it. I liked it too. They had maybe two songs on there. Right?
SPEAKER_05:No? I guess. I can't. What's some of the songs on the album?
SPEAKER_03:Uh all right, so they had uh um uh she got a she got a oh yeah, she got that vibe.
SPEAKER_06:Vibe that vibe vibe she got that vibe.
SPEAKER_03:Honey Love was on this one. Remember that?
SPEAKER_05:So you sure it was public announcement and just not R. Kelly?
SPEAKER_03:Nah. R. Kelly and public announcement. Going into the 90s.
SPEAKER_05:Okay, you know this one was a banger.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, this was a good one. This is a straight R. Kelly song.
SPEAKER_04:Tonight is your night.
SPEAKER_03:Um they had Slow Dance. So just lay back and okay. Remember that? Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Okay.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, that was good. Um, what else they had on that? Slow Dance. You know everybody loved this song.
SPEAKER_05:This was on This was on Atlanta, wasn't it? Wasn't they dancing with this at the party?
SPEAKER_03:Wait, this was on um Minister Society.
SPEAKER_06:You're right.
SPEAKER_03:When Kane beat up Harold because he was dancing with Jada.
SPEAKER_06:Hey, Mr. DJ.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, I think that was all Kelly's songs. Yeah, that was all his songs.
SPEAKER_03:They might have sang background or something.
SPEAKER_05:He just wanted to be in a group. He didn't want to be by himself.
SPEAKER_03:Yep. So January 14th, 1992.
SPEAKER_05:That was 92? Yep.
SPEAKER_03:Born in Born into the 90s. That's the name of the album. I guess I'll still listen to it.
SPEAKER_05:I will.
SPEAKER_02:You would too?
SPEAKER_05:Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I listened to it.
SPEAKER_05:I I gotta separate them. I got to separate what he did from his music.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, but I like everybody said, everybody, everybody got demons.
SPEAKER_04:You just don't know them.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. A lot of them you don't know. Alright, I'm ready. You ready to get in? You ready to get into this show?
SPEAKER_05:Let's do it.
SPEAKER_03:You want to start it?
SPEAKER_05:I can. It's always ladies first.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, sometimes. When uh they're gonna say that. I can't.
SPEAKER_05:It's too early for this. All right. Go ahead. My first one is Girlfriends, the show. You know the show with Tracy Ellis Ross?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, there were four girls. Yeah. I got you.
SPEAKER_05:And I don't want to be neither one of them. Why? I just don't. They it seemed like they didn't have common sense.
SPEAKER_03:Okay, so which one you want to be?
SPEAKER_05:I don't want to be neither one of them. I want to be my own character. I want to be the fifth girl.
SPEAKER_03:And do what?
SPEAKER_05:And just bring some common sense to the show. Like girls, don't do that. Girlfriend, mm-mm.
SPEAKER_03:So none of them happened. What about that dark-skinned one?
SPEAKER_05:No, she was.
SPEAKER_03:She was after money, but right? Yeah. See, ah, I know.
SPEAKER_05:She was a gold digger. They had one was a nympho.
SPEAKER_03:Ah.
SPEAKER_05:One was married, but she was kind of shady sometimes, too. And then they had the main character, Joan. She was a lawyer. She had book smarts, but I don't think she had common sense.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. So I just want to be the fifth girl.
SPEAKER_03:And what's your character gonna be?
SPEAKER_05:Like the one that's gonna give it to you straight. Like girl. No. Okay. I got that. That's what they needed. They needed somebody to be like, girl, don't Oh, girl, you better. Yeah, girl. Mm-mm.
SPEAKER_03:That one, the dark one, the dark skin one.
SPEAKER_05:That's the one you like?
SPEAKER_03:Uh, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:You like chocolate?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, see? Ha ha.
SPEAKER_04:I'm shocked, y'all. He liked the chocolate one.
SPEAKER_03:See? Boom.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_03:Go watch the movie Motif.
SPEAKER_05:Wow, she's in that?
SPEAKER_03:Yep.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_03:Motif.
SPEAKER_05:So you really don't like her because she's chocolate. You like her for whatever she's doing in this movie. Nah, look at her. She's she's pretty. She is.
SPEAKER_03:See? I don't like just light-skinned girls, you say.
SPEAKER_05:Light skinned or Puerto Rican.
SPEAKER_03:That's the same thing. Light-skinned Puerto Rican.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, light skinned people are not Puerto Rican.
SPEAKER_03:Whatever. Alright. It's my turn. Okay. 1985. Miami Vice. Philip Michael Thomas played Tubbs. Rico Tubbs.
SPEAKER_05:That's a good one.
SPEAKER_03:Man. He was cool.
SPEAKER_05:He was cool, cool.
SPEAKER_03:Don Johnson was cool, but he was more laid back than Don Johnson.
SPEAKER_05:You know what? I was little, and I could still look at him and be like, this is a cool little nigga.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, he was cool. I went back and watched it, and I'm telling you, like, he he was cool. He was cool. And he came from New York. I didn't know that. I didn't realize that. He came from New York. I think his brother got killed. I think his brother got killed. So he came to Miami trying to chase the bad guy. The killer. Okay. So he ended up, you know.
SPEAKER_05:And he was always dressed and impressed. And he had his little shirt unbuttoned a little bit so you could see his little chest.
SPEAKER_03:I didn't look at that part.
SPEAKER_05:Well, I'm just telling. Just for the ladies out there.
SPEAKER_03:I saw a shotgun though. He had a sort-off shotgun. I remember. Yeah, he. Tubbs.
SPEAKER_05:He was cool. Tubbs.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I would like to be Tubbs. Just for all the episodes. Not just one episode, but all the episodes.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_05:That's a cool one.
SPEAKER_03:Yep, yeah. What you got? Give me kudos on that one. Thank you. Thank you.
SPEAKER_05:Okay. My next one. This is someone who I would want to be. The movie is Belly, 1998.
SPEAKER_03:You want to be Keisha?
SPEAKER_05:No. I want to be T sincere girlfriend.
SPEAKER_03:Um T Bar.
SPEAKER_05:T Barz, my baby daddy. Yes.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, but she didn't get to be able to do that.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, most people would want to be Keisha because DMX turned her every witch waver loose.
SPEAKER_03:So I just heard that scene, she didn't know it was gonna be that rough.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, for real? They told him to sprung it on her.
SPEAKER_03:They told him no, he sprung it on her. They told him to go in and do that. You know, go in there and take.
SPEAKER_05:Turn her every witch waver loose.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. Okay. But you know, DMX he probably did it a little bit more than something. So.
SPEAKER_05:Well, I guess she was okay because she turned over and smoked her little cigarette, so.
SPEAKER_03:I bet. She probably been on him like. He was probably.
SPEAKER_05:I wonder, do they kind of like have a you know feelings? Like if you had a cute co-star. I don't know. Do you really be kissing for real?
SPEAKER_03:Oh yeah, some of them do.
SPEAKER_05:But I'm saying, do you really be wanting to kiss for real? Or do you is you really acting?
SPEAKER_03:Would you?
SPEAKER_05:It depends on who it is. What do you mean? It depends on who my um person is.
SPEAKER_03:No, but if it was a good looking one.
SPEAKER_05:I might. They be like, cut.
SPEAKER_04:And I still be going, uh.
SPEAKER_05:You said cut? Okay.
SPEAKER_04:They'd be like, hey sir, put that away. So yeah, I want to be T. Okay. That's a good one.
SPEAKER_03:T.
SPEAKER_04:Is that what's that her name? Her name was T.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, her name was T. That's what he called the T. Yo T.
SPEAKER_03:Yo T. How you that? I want to go to Africa.
SPEAKER_05:I want to go to Africa, man. I'll go to Africa with you, baby. All you gotta do is come get me.
SPEAKER_03:That was probably the corniest part of the whole movie.
SPEAKER_05:Why?
SPEAKER_03:I want to go to Africa. Man, sit your ass.
SPEAKER_05:You want to get away from all that.
SPEAKER_03:Man, go to Florida somewhere.
SPEAKER_05:You see what happened after he did all that. He said all that and he had to go outside and do a shootout. Did he ever? In broad daylight.
SPEAKER_03:They never showed if he got away, right? I mean, like, they didn't never show like uh the ending story for him.
SPEAKER_05:Because didn't they have a belly too?
SPEAKER_03:Oh, no, that wasn't even they had a belly too. They called it belly too, but it had nothing to do with it. Yeah. It was with the game.
SPEAKER_05:They could have kept that one.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I don't know why they call it that either. All right.
SPEAKER_05:Alright. So that's me.
SPEAKER_03:Alright, so my next one is 1984. Rocky III. Played by Mr. T Clubber Lane. He was the most disrespectful guy in the movie. Do you remember him?
SPEAKER_05:I don't think I remember that one. There's only one Rocky I remember.
SPEAKER_01:Don't get a sucker no statue. Give him guts. I told you I wasn't going away. You got your shot. Now give me mine. Why should you get the hell out of there? Shut up, old man. I ain't going nowhere. And why don't you tell all these nice folks why you've been ducking me? Politics, man. This country wants to keep me down. Keep everybody weak.
SPEAKER_03:I don't want a man like me the hell that so he showed up to the statue revealing. Talking shit to me.
SPEAKER_05:Talking trash.
SPEAKER_03:Oh man, it ain't it ain't over yet either. Like he he really wanna be him. Oh, yeah. I like bad guys. Listen what he said to his wife.
SPEAKER_01:Hey, woman. Hey, woman. Listen here. Since your man ain't got no heart, maybe you'd like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreaming you had a real man, don't you? I tell you what, bring your pretty little Ceph over to my apartment tonight. And I sure you're a real man. You wanna you get this?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, man. Mr. T was no jokingness. Club or lane.
SPEAKER_05:I don't think I remember that one. There's only one Rocky I remember.
SPEAKER_03:Which one? With Apollo?
SPEAKER_05:No, the one with the Russian.
SPEAKER_03:Dolph Laundering. Oh.
SPEAKER_05:Which one is that? Is that Rocky Five?
SPEAKER_03:Four.
SPEAKER_05:No, that uh I don't know.
SPEAKER_03:That's the one I remember. That was either two. I think that might have been two. He killed, he killed, what's called? He killed Apollo.
SPEAKER_05:I don't think that was two. It might have been four or five.
SPEAKER_03:Apollo Creed, he killed him.
SPEAKER_05:I know.
SPEAKER_03:That was bad.
SPEAKER_05:That's the one I remember.
SPEAKER_03:Clubber Lane. That's who I want to be. Come here. Come on down here, woman. Let me show you what a kind of name is that. Let me show you what a real woman. Let me show you what a real man looked like. That's two. That's he was cool.
SPEAKER_05:He should have got a beat down.
SPEAKER_03:And he was beating people up.
SPEAKER_05:Did Rocky beat him down? Did he fight him?
SPEAKER_03:I think he beat Rocky. At the beginning, I think. You know Rocky wins, but I think he I think he lost one time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he beat him.
SPEAKER_05:And then he had a rematch?
SPEAKER_03:He went? Yeah, he he beat him. I might be getting the movies mixed up. Because there's so many of them. I think he beat them and then Rocky went in the back. And uh Mickey died. Because they had a scuffle before the fight.
SPEAKER_05:Okay. I might need to watch all of them and see what's going down.
SPEAKER_03:Yep. 1982, Rocky III, Mr. T, also known as Clubber.
SPEAKER_05:Clubber Lane.
SPEAKER_03:Clubber Lane. That's who I want to be. Just let me have that part.
SPEAKER_05:You just want to talk shit.
SPEAKER_03:Nah, he was beating people up too.
SPEAKER_05:But you can talk shit now.
SPEAKER_03:And he looked good beating people up.
SPEAKER_05:Not with them little feather earrings.
SPEAKER_03:Nah, that was a thing back then. Look at um Lou Albana from uh wrestling. It had the rubber band joints. That wasn't cool.
SPEAKER_05:That wasn't cool. The 80 chains is alright, but I draw the line at the feather earrings. Mr. T was the biggest. Leave the feather earrings to the women.
SPEAKER_03:Pause. He was the biggest in the 80s, Mr. T.
SPEAKER_05:Biggest, the largest?
SPEAKER_03:No, I wouldn't go that far. Pause. But the serial cartoons.
SPEAKER_05:I wonder, did the guys want to have the feather earrings too? You think? You had some feather earrings?
SPEAKER_03:Nah, I would have though.
SPEAKER_04:You were? Mr. T was it. His bald hair.
SPEAKER_03:That's the only thing I could never get jiggy with. The Mohawk.
SPEAKER_05:You might look alright with a Mohawk.
SPEAKER_03:Nah, it looked crazy back then on him, and it looked crazy right now on anybody else.
SPEAKER_05:I wonder what made him do that.
SPEAKER_03:Um, he wanted to look like a uh It was like a warrior. It was like a warrior looking for, you know. Yep. Okay. They say it was a bad mofo.
SPEAKER_05:Clubber Lane.
SPEAKER_03:Clubber Lane.
SPEAKER_05:I never knew his name.
unknown:Yep. Mr.
SPEAKER_03:T.
SPEAKER_05:He learned something every day. Yep, yep.
SPEAKER_03:Who you are? Once upon a time in music. Yes, you do. Tune in every uh Thursday.
SPEAKER_05:Okay, my next show is Sex in the City, 1998. Okay.
SPEAKER_03:So, all right now.
SPEAKER_05:I don't want to be none of them.
SPEAKER_03:Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_05:Write my character in.
SPEAKER_03:So, what you gonna do?
SPEAKER_05:I'm gonna be the same person. No, you can't be the same person.
SPEAKER_03:Nah, you can.
SPEAKER_05:They was wilding. They was wilding for me.
SPEAKER_03:Every girl said you gotta be loose like them.
SPEAKER_05:No, they was already loose enough. I'm the girlfriend that they're gonna come to and tell the stories. That's me. I play my part. Wait, they tell me the wild stories. I'll be like, girl, mm-mm. So no, you didn't. You did what? Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03:So you're not gonna do any of the sex in the city stuff but be on sex in the city?
SPEAKER_05:I'ma shop and I'ma go to lunch. What else they do? And I'ma have me one little chocolate thing.
SPEAKER_03:Oh one.
SPEAKER_05:And I got to be chocolate on it. They needed a black girl on it. It's not gonna be me. No. They they had that um covered. Yeah. Loose as a ghost. Carrie. And what's the other one name? I can't think of her name. But there was one that was really loose. Like she would go both ways. She just Oh, for real? Yeah. I had to go back and check it out. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Nah, I don't like that.
SPEAKER_05:So yeah. I'm gonna be the black girl on Sex in the City.
SPEAKER_03:That's crazy. Well, that's another HBO movie. HBO series.
SPEAKER_05:They have some good stuff coming out of HBO.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, HBO was killing it. They was killing it.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_03:What would your name be?
SPEAKER_05:It would have to be some kind of black name.
SPEAKER_03:Oh boy, here go another Keisha.
SPEAKER_05:Keisha. Might be Keisha.
SPEAKER_03:Keisha. Tawana. Oh, yeah, that's another one.
SPEAKER_05:What's another black name?
SPEAKER_03:Keisha Tawana. I know everybody's like yelling names out there. Cheryl. Cher. That's borderline.
SPEAKER_05:Cheryl ain't a black name.
SPEAKER_03:Nah, that's a white name.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:And it's short for Sherry. Sherry. Short for Cheryl.
SPEAKER_05:I can't think of another black name.
SPEAKER_03:That's crazy. I can't think of another name without going over the top. Because you can go into, you know, Boom Keisha and Yeah, don't go that far. Tasha.
SPEAKER_05:Or Tasha. Tasha Tasha?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, Tasha.
SPEAKER_05:Na Tasha or just Tasha? Nah, Tasha. Tasha. Okay.
SPEAKER_03:Because the na gives it Russian feel. It could kind of be a Russian feel.
SPEAKER_05:Okay, you're right.
SPEAKER_03:So Tasha.
SPEAKER_05:Okay, I'll be Tasha.
SPEAKER_03:Tasha, Keisha, and Tawana. Tawana.
SPEAKER_05:I'm gonna be Tasha though.
SPEAKER_03:All right, talking about uh Tasha 2014. The movie series power. Omarty Hardwick. Let me be ghost. Let me be ghost. You want to be ghosts? I want to be ghosts.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_03:I want to be ghost. Ghost was cool. He was thinking right at certain times. And he was fine. I'm already that, but I'm ghosts.
SPEAKER_05:Ghost was fine.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I'm fine already, but I'm I don't need that part. Just give me the gun. Ghost got killed though. Duh, he might not have. Ha ha.
SPEAKER_05:You don't think he did?
SPEAKER_03:They hinted to he might be alive.
SPEAKER_05:That would be dope if they did come back.
SPEAKER_03:He might be.
SPEAKER_05:With PowerPoint 2.0.
SPEAKER_03:Nah, the power with Tariq.
SPEAKER_05:You think he should come back on one of them? I think it should be a whole separate show.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, just a just a regular power. Yeah, yeah. Not the white power. That's Tommy. Not the white power. Not the kids' power.
SPEAKER_05:Do you watch it? Do you watch that one?
SPEAKER_03:I stopped watching that Tommy one.
SPEAKER_05:I watched it at first, but it kind of drizzled down.
SPEAKER_03:That Tommy one was so terrible. I seen the first one. But I love me some Tommy. I do too, but I saw the first 15 minutes of the new season. Trash. Gabage.
SPEAKER_05:Okay, so why you want to be ghost?
SPEAKER_03:Cuz he was cool, had money, had two women.
SPEAKER_05:Two chocolate and a Puerto Rican. Right up your alley, ain't it? Right up my alley, as you said.
SPEAKER_03:See? Boom.
SPEAKER_05:Okay, that's a good one.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. Since you you said you brought up a Keisha, that's my that's my next one.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, because they got Keisha and um Tasha on there.
SPEAKER_03:Oh yeah. The blackest names that we can come up with. The blackest names. Who the new? All right, here you go.
SPEAKER_05:My next movie is Coming to America. Oh, yeah. 1988.
SPEAKER_03:You want to be the buck like a dog?
SPEAKER_05:No, I want to be the princess. I want to be the woman that he wanted.
SPEAKER_03:I was gonna say she wasn't a princess.
SPEAKER_05:She was a princess at the end.
SPEAKER_03:Uh the last three seconds of the movie.
SPEAKER_05:She already had money though. She came for money.
SPEAKER_03:What money?
SPEAKER_05:Her dad had money. He owned the whole McDowells.
SPEAKER_03:That was nigga money. The boy had his own money.
SPEAKER_05:She was going to the big money. Yeah, I want to be her. Okay.
SPEAKER_03:I can see it. That's a good one.
SPEAKER_05:Just imagine being a princess. You you do whatever you want. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:They're allowed to do whatever they want. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:When you got money, you do whatever you want.
SPEAKER_03:No, they can't have the bathers.
SPEAKER_05:You have your own money.
SPEAKER_03:They can't have bathers.
SPEAKER_05:How you know? Because she might have a couple of bathers.
SPEAKER_03:No, the mother didn't. The mother didn't.
SPEAKER_05:She probably didn't want them. I probably wouldn't want them either. I could bathe myself.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I wouldn't want that either. Yeah, I won't want that.
SPEAKER_05:Unless you do on my back. I could call him in to do my back. Can you please scrap my back? No, it's not.
SPEAKER_03:You'd be like, yo, why are you bent over, Miss Cheryl? Stand up straight. Look at you.
SPEAKER_05:Look at you. It's too early for this. Just do my back.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, that's what he said in his head too.
SPEAKER_05:He was like, just do my back.
SPEAKER_03:He's gonna do it for you. Do it out.
SPEAKER_05:So crazy. Lisa. That was her name. Lisa.
SPEAKER_03:Lisa, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:I'm in love with Lisa.
SPEAKER_03:I'm in love with Lisa. That sounds like the dad. I think the sister was cool.
SPEAKER_05:I bet you do.
SPEAKER_03:What?
SPEAKER_05:Little whole cake sister.
SPEAKER_03:Whole cakes. She was.
SPEAKER_05:And she was like, oh, you could come in.
SPEAKER_03:She was just um a hoe cake. She had a goals. She wanted she wanted the prince. She's like, I don't know why you're talking to him. He ain't the prince.
SPEAKER_05:He ain't the prince. And she was like, well, why she always get the good ones?
SPEAKER_03:My son works. That was a good one. Uh yeah, that was a good one.
SPEAKER_04:Okay. Coming to America. What's her name? Lisa? Lisa. Lisa. I'm in love with Lisa. I'm in love with Lisa. It can be my prince.
SPEAKER_05:If you're really a prince, I'll marry you. All right. I have a prince I want to marry too.
SPEAKER_03:Oh boy.
SPEAKER_05:Do you know his name is?
SPEAKER_03:What is it? Huh? What'd you say?
SPEAKER_05:Nasid. Holler at me, Nas.
SPEAKER_03:I'm telling you, I can get that leap.
SPEAKER_05:Every week I'm gonna say this until he hollers at me.
SPEAKER_03:Dang. Oh boy. So we would we might as well come out with a segment. What would Nas do?
SPEAKER_05:And what we gonna do? What are we gonna do in this segment?
SPEAKER_03:Bring up scenarios, put Nas in it, and you tell us what he would do.
SPEAKER_05:Be all up on me. Pull up on me.
SPEAKER_03:Pull up on me.
SPEAKER_05:Pull up on me. Alright. Okay.
SPEAKER_03:So my next one. I always get, how do you say it? Slack for this. Oh god. You know who it is. I already said I wanted to be this character. Tony. Of course. Tony Soprano. 1910. Tony really.
SPEAKER_05:I love Tony, but in all actuality, Tony was a scumbag.
SPEAKER_03:No.
SPEAKER_05:Yes, he was.
SPEAKER_04:He was pushed to it. He had to get things straight.
SPEAKER_03:He always had to fix something.
SPEAKER_05:I love Tony, but Tony wasn't shit. He really wasn't.
SPEAKER_03:What did he do wrong?
SPEAKER_05:He cheated like every 10 seconds. On his taxes? On his wife. Uh she knew. I was hoping that she was gonna get with the little guy from um Italy. I was crossing my fingers. Please. What's his name? Furio?
SPEAKER_03:Furio. Please give Furio some. Please. Furio almost got uh pushed into the daggone propella. Furio had to leave.
SPEAKER_05:He left after that, right?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, Furio was gone. He knew it was up. It was over for Furio.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Give him just a little bit.
SPEAKER_03:Nah, but I like Tony.
SPEAKER_05:I like Tony too, but he's all about the family. How?
SPEAKER_03:Both families.
SPEAKER_05:How?
SPEAKER_03:How? He makes sure all that money is on the street. And then when he comes home, he makes sure all them bills was paid.
SPEAKER_05:He barely came home.
SPEAKER_03:He came home. His shirt might have been unbuttoned, but he came home.
SPEAKER_05:He had about 20 women in the series.
SPEAKER_03:In the series. 20. I'm not saying that part now.
SPEAKER_05:Okay.
SPEAKER_03:I like Tony.
SPEAKER_05:I like Tony too, but he really wasn't yet.
SPEAKER_04:And I love the Sopranos. You mustn't love it enough.
SPEAKER_05:I love it, but he he really wasn't.
SPEAKER_03:Who's your favorite characters?
SPEAKER_05:Paulie.
SPEAKER_03:Of course. Paulie Walnuts.
SPEAKER_05:And the other one.
SPEAKER_03:Christopher.
SPEAKER_05:No. I ain't really like Christopher.
SPEAKER_03:Silvio.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, Sylvia. Sylvia, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Those are my two favorite. He throws me off. Like. Why? Because if you see him now. He's probably old now. He plays, he plays with um Bruce Springsteen.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, okay, because he is musical, right? He's in the music or something. That's where they got him from.
SPEAKER_03:They got him from there. He always wears that damn bandana. He wears a bandana. I I think I kind of heard he might have a scar or something. He's covered.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, he ain't got no hair.
SPEAKER_03:Nah, I think you know Suvio had the hair. He remember he was always fixing it up. Yeah, he had the little molded hair. Okay. Suvio. Or Johnny Sacks. I'll be Johnny Sacks too.
SPEAKER_05:I like Johnny Sachs too.
SPEAKER_03:Johnny Sachs. Yeah, I'll do that.
SPEAKER_05:They gave him a bad deal though.
SPEAKER_03:Who, Johnny Sachs?
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:What? Send him to jail?
SPEAKER_05:Sending him to jail. He got sick.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Smoking them cigarettes.
SPEAKER_05:Mm-hmm.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. I like Johnny Sack.
SPEAKER_03:Johnny Sack. All right. So, 1999, The Sopranos.
SPEAKER_05:He wants to be a scumbag.
SPEAKER_03:John Gara was it? Ganfini.
SPEAKER_05:John Gandolfini.
SPEAKER_03:Gandalfini, I would like to be.
SPEAKER_05:Was you hurt when you found out that he passed?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I was. And I think you go back in my like stories or On Instagram or something, I post a picture of it too.
SPEAKER_05:I can I can understand.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, Tony. Watching those series, you you watch them.
SPEAKER_05:Especially when you watch it all the time, yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Yep, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, so I like Tony.
SPEAKER_04:Shoot.
unknown:He's still a scumbag.
SPEAKER_05:Scumbag.
SPEAKER_03:Forget about it.
SPEAKER_05:He's the coolest though.
SPEAKER_03:Forget about it, huh?
SPEAKER_05:He was getting all the late. Well, he probably just getting ladies because he had money. No, they didn't know about it. Because it wasn't the looks. They wasn't on him for the looks.
SPEAKER_03:They didn't know he had money.
SPEAKER_05:Why? Everybody knew he had money. Um the one. All of them, I think, knew he had money.
SPEAKER_03:Nah, though. The one that, well, I don't know. They might have.
SPEAKER_05:They just wanted him for the money. It was not the looks.
SPEAKER_03:The Russian girl, well, she knew he had money. The one that committed suicide. Money. She met him at a at a car lot.
SPEAKER_05:Okay, he was buying the bins or getting his bin service.
SPEAKER_03:Money.
unknown:Oh boy.
SPEAKER_03:Well. I'm not gonna change it. Tony. You're not gonna change it. Forgot about it.
SPEAKER_05:They just wanna use you for your money.
SPEAKER_03:I'm Tony. Tony.
SPEAKER_05:Okay. I'd rather be Tony Montana.
SPEAKER_03:Uh I don't know. He really messed up at the end.
SPEAKER_05:He still was cool, though.
SPEAKER_03:He wasn't cooler than that, Tony.
SPEAKER_05:Yes, he was. No.
SPEAKER_03:Yes. Go look at that car he was driving. He thought was nice. He thought it was nice.
SPEAKER_05:I'd rather be. If I had a choice, I'd rather be Tony Montana. For real? Tony Montana. Tony Montana.
SPEAKER_03:You do have some white stuff on your nose.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, I forgot. Uh huh.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, there you go. I did a little bit before I came in there. Hit the powder room.
SPEAKER_04:I had to get amp up. I gotta powder my nose.
SPEAKER_03:Alright, what you got?
SPEAKER_05:Okay. My next show is That's So Raven. You know that show?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:When she was a psychic. I want to be able to see into the future a little bit.
SPEAKER_03:So you want to be Raven?
SPEAKER_05:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:About time you want to be a character.
SPEAKER_05:I said I wanted to be T on Belly.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, you did. You did. You did.
SPEAKER_05:So I want to be Raven.
SPEAKER_04:I want to see into the future. Yeah, that that one. That would be kind of cool. I never really watched it, but how was she able to see into the future like that though?
SPEAKER_05:She had psychic abilities, but it just came to her like on a whim. Yeah, like she couldn't just do it herself. It just came to her. Oh, okay. Like she'll be just talking there and just see something from the future.
SPEAKER_03:Deja vu.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. I gotcha. So I want to be raving.
SPEAKER_03:That's a good one. That's a good one. Because I would use that.
SPEAKER_05:No. Cause you don't know what you're gonna see. So how you gonna use it?
SPEAKER_03:It's no, that's the thing. Some things you don't want to see.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:You're not gonna want to see everything.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. You're right about that.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:So I guess it has a downside.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, you'll be a if you was able to see ahead of time, you'll probably be a depressed person.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, because you already know everything that's gonna happen to you, good or bad. You could be around friends and family and be like, dang.
SPEAKER_03:They about to turn on me. Johnny is not gonna make it tomorrow. You they'd be like, what's wrong? Nothing. You're sitting in the corner.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, because you can't tell them.
SPEAKER_03:I tell them.
SPEAKER_05:Would you want somebody to tell you? If somebody knew you was about to die, you would want them to?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, tell me.
SPEAKER_05:I don't want to know. Yeah, because oh if you know you're gonna live your life like just knowing that you're about to die.
SPEAKER_03:I'm gonna be off the hook. Oh, when? Oh, what day I'm gonna die? Okay.
SPEAKER_05:I don't wanna know.
SPEAKER_03:I'm going crazy. I wouldn't want to know. Don't tell me. I'm getting all the money for all my kids that day. Uh whatever, whatever y'all need. I'm going to have to get that money for y'all.
SPEAKER_05:I don't want to know. Don't tell me.
SPEAKER_03:Now, Robin Spree.
SPEAKER_05:You'll be so depressed. You'll be at the crazy house.
SPEAKER_03:Nope.
SPEAKER_05:You wouldn't be able to do nothing.
SPEAKER_03:I'll be getting the house ready. The house ready. Everybody at home, y'all gonna don't don't tell me. All my family members. Don't tell me. Y'all gonna be straight. I'll take care of all y'all. Especially if I get if I get by with this one heist. I'm robbing. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_05:You're gonna rob a bank?
SPEAKER_03:Oh, rob bank? People? Everything.
SPEAKER_05:You robbing people too? I'm going understream. You be a stick-up kid?
SPEAKER_03:It'd be more than a stick-up kid. I'm going crazy. I'm telling you.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, they don't need to tell you that.
SPEAKER_03:And you know how, um, you know how um, what's his name? Ace Rico uh Mitch. You know how he was like, anybody owe me money? I'm gonna get it.
SPEAKER_05:He was real mad, wasn't he? I like that scene.
SPEAKER_03:When his eyes was all full of water, yeah. Any nigga owe me money? I'm gonna get it. All right, where we at? We up to me.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, it's on you. I done forgot. 1985.
SPEAKER_03:Barry Gordon makes a movie. The Last Dragon.
SPEAKER_05:I should have known.
SPEAKER_03:Julius Curry. The tall guy, also known as Shownuff.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, you want to be shown up?
SPEAKER_03:Of course.
SPEAKER_05:I thought you would want to be the other guy.
SPEAKER_03:Nope. Not no sucker. I ain't no sucker. Oh, you wanna be shownup. Show enough. When you walk in the building, you know what they do? Straighten up.
SPEAKER_05:You're gonna wear your hair like that? What?
SPEAKER_03:I wear it now like that. Shownup. I'm telling you. Show enough came through.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, he was a little bad character. You like the bad guys, don't you?
SPEAKER_03:You see my leg, right?
SPEAKER_05:I see your leg.
SPEAKER_03:It's all bad guys from movies.
unknown:That's crazy.
SPEAKER_03:Shownuff is on it. Benny Blanco.
SPEAKER_05:Uh you shouldn't have put Benny Blanco up there.
SPEAKER_03:Denzel from training?
SPEAKER_05:He can stand Benny Blanco from the Bronx.
SPEAKER_03:All bad guys is on my legs. Yeah. So, yeah. Shonnuff. When he walked in that movie theater, had the chest out. I'm gonna have to watch that movie again. If anybody wants me to come down here and shut up, come down here and make me.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:So that's what you want to be. You want to be a bully.
SPEAKER_03:Leroy was just sitting there like he was throwing fists in his face and Leroy just sitting there. Man. It was a little soft to me, but just let me be.
SPEAKER_05:But that's your favorite movie. So you like it because of shownuff? Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_03:I think everybody likes it. I thought you were liking it because of Bruce Leroy. Vanity? No. Uh like I said, Vanity?
SPEAKER_06:Uh.
SPEAKER_03:Uh yeah. It's either Bruce. It's uh shownuff or vanity. Okay. Bruce Leroy is cool.
SPEAKER_05:I thought that's why you like the movie.
SPEAKER_03:No, I'm a bad guy.
SPEAKER_05:That's the main character. I'm a bad guy. I see that now.
SPEAKER_04:You see all these characters. Say hello to the bad guy. Let's see here. Clover Lane, bad guy.
SPEAKER_03:Ghost, bad guy. Bad guy. Tony Soprano.
SPEAKER_05:Super bad guy.
SPEAKER_03:Bad guy. Uh shownuff. Bad guy.
SPEAKER_05:You know Tony was bad. Tony killed Christopher.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, but yeah, that was that was touching.
SPEAKER_05:Bad guy?
SPEAKER_03:That was touching.
SPEAKER_05:I'd watch my back with you.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I'm a bad guy at heart.
SPEAKER_05:I'd watch my back, y'all.
SPEAKER_03:I'm a good guy on the outside, but a bad guy.
SPEAKER_05:On the inside?
SPEAKER_03:Good guy on the outside.
SPEAKER_05:You should be a good guy on the inside and on the outside. Bad guys don't have no fun. All right. Okay, okay. My next one is Boomerang.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, yeah. I would like to be on Boomerang.
SPEAKER_05:1992. And I want to be Jacqueline.
SPEAKER_03:Jacqueline. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_05:Jacqueline was.
SPEAKER_03:Love Should have brought you home?
SPEAKER_04:No, the other girl.
SPEAKER_05:What's her name?
SPEAKER_03:Jacqueline. Yeah, love should have brought you home.
SPEAKER_05:Who was married to um Robin Givens? Yes, that's that's who I want to be.
SPEAKER_03:Robin Gibbons. You want to be Robin Gibbons?
SPEAKER_05:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03:Oh no. That's a bad guy.
SPEAKER_05:Mm-hmm. I'm gonna be the bad girl. She was a bad girl.
SPEAKER_03:So you're gonna be like her?
SPEAKER_05:Mm-hmm. She flipped the script on him. Flipped she? He thought he thought he was about to play her. And she was like, uh-uh. I left the$200 on the dresser for you. Ho. That's what she said.
SPEAKER_02:Dang. She said all that?
SPEAKER_05:Mm-hmm. You my little hoe to go to$200 on the dresser.
SPEAKER_02:Dang.
SPEAKER_04:Mm-hmm. That's I want to be that. You can be that now.
unknown:I can't be that.
SPEAKER_03:Shout out to John.
SPEAKER_05:Oh my God. Anyway, I want to be Jekyll in from Boomerang. And flip the script on these Negroes.
SPEAKER_03:Maybe next episode I'll say what. We're not. I'll introduce while I said We're not.
SPEAKER_05:We're not.
SPEAKER_03:You know I always gotta poke fun at you.
SPEAKER_05:I see that.
SPEAKER_03:I'm a bad guy at heart, right?
SPEAKER_05:I see that. I see it all. I see it clear as day now.
SPEAKER_03:Bad guy at heart.
unknown:All right.
SPEAKER_05:Say hello to the bad guy at heart.
SPEAKER_03:Boomerang.
SPEAKER_05:Boomerang.
SPEAKER_03:I think I would want to be somebody on boomerang too.
SPEAKER_05:You want to be Eddie Murphy? Nope. You want to be Pops? Nope.
SPEAKER_03:Who? David Allen Greer.
SPEAKER_04:Why do you want to be him? Because he had the good girl. She didn't even like him. No, she oh yeah, she did. She didn't like him. She liked it, Eddie.
SPEAKER_03:Damn, he thought he. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:He was kind of like a cornball on it. Don't be done. Be Martin at least. Martin ain't had no girl either.
SPEAKER_03:He never had neither none of them girls in there.
SPEAKER_05:He's either Eddie or nobody.
SPEAKER_03:Dang. Maybe I'll be Martha.
SPEAKER_05:Who is Martha?
SPEAKER_03:Uh Pops' wife.
SPEAKER_05:Or you could be Grace Jones' character.
SPEAKER_03:No, I'll be the old, the, the old guy.
SPEAKER_05:Bang, bang, bang.
SPEAKER_03:No, uh.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, the one who was looking at the um, that's a titty. Oh, that's a nipple.
SPEAKER_04:That's a nipple, because I'm drooling.
SPEAKER_05:That's what you want to be?
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, either him or unbelievable.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, so you want to be the two pervs.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, the pervs of the show.
SPEAKER_05:I I would like to be Grace Jones' character.
SPEAKER_03:Grace Jones.
SPEAKER_05:Marcus. You don't want to F me Marcus. Jacqueline told me that you're really great in bed.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:She was pushing up on him hard.
SPEAKER_03:I think she's really like that.
SPEAKER_05:I think she liked that too.
SPEAKER_03:That's crazy.
SPEAKER_05:Marcus.
SPEAKER_03:You don't want to f me. Who was she with? Mick Jagger?
SPEAKER_05:She's probably with Airbnb. Back in the day? I don't know. Was it Mick Jagger or? Don't make me lie on Grace Jones.
SPEAKER_03:The white guy.
SPEAKER_05:Whoever she was with was pulling up to her bumper.
SPEAKER_03:Dang, you remember that?
SPEAKER_05:Fala to it. Yeah, I think I want to change. I want to be Grace Jones' character.
SPEAKER_03:So you want to change it?
SPEAKER_05:I want to be either or. Okay.
SPEAKER_03:I'll let you get both of those.
SPEAKER_05:Marcus.
SPEAKER_03:I'll let you get both of those.
SPEAKER_05:You don't want to me, Marcus?
SPEAKER_03:She took her panties off. Threw it up.
SPEAKER_05:She was like, look at it. She was bold. Yeah. He was like, I'm gay. And he was like, she said, um, you're not gay. I know someone who's gay. I know gay. He's gay.
SPEAKER_03:My brother is gay. He is gay.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, I think I would be Grace.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, okay. That's a good one.
SPEAKER_05:Okay.
SPEAKER_03:It changes. Switch it up on it. Switch it up. All right. Talk about switching it up. 2012. Django. Unchained. Jamie Foxx.
SPEAKER_05:You want to be Django?
SPEAKER_03:I want to be Django.
SPEAKER_05:The Django.
SPEAKER_03:Minus the pink's the pink uh outfit.
SPEAKER_05:No, you got to wear the pink outfit.
SPEAKER_03:Not pink. It was blue. Minus the blue outfit.
SPEAKER_05:Why?
SPEAKER_03:Nah. He looked like.
SPEAKER_05:You got to make sure everybody sees you. Yes. I'm a free Negro.
SPEAKER_03:And he was with the white guy? He looked like the white guy dressed him up, dressed up his little monkey or something.
SPEAKER_05:You heard the little girls he said, you wanna wear that?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, that was crazy. But I think he was when he when he whipped whipped them two brothers, that was it.
SPEAKER_05:I love that movie. He was a bad Baba Jama.
SPEAKER_03:That was it. I'll tell you, he he got a taste of the blood. He was like, Yeah, I could do this all day.
SPEAKER_05:He's like, Don't y'all niggas look at me. I'm worse than all these white folk right here.
SPEAKER_03:Don't y'all look at me. Yeah, let me be Django.
SPEAKER_05:You gonna be Django?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, put me in there. Put me in there. I'll be Django. I like Django.
SPEAKER_05:Remember, they was about to cut Django nuts off.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, that's the only part I didn't like. I didn't like the part that he put, they put his girl in the in that thing. In the hot box.
SPEAKER_05:They had it in the hotbox.
SPEAKER_03:I would have flipped it out. Like, I don't know how I would have been able to.
SPEAKER_05:It took all he had not to do.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, just imagine.
SPEAKER_05:Man.
SPEAKER_03:Just somebody I knew putting it in there. Not even a little bit.
SPEAKER_05:So you think if they would have just gone and asked if they could buy her, they wouldn't have sold her? Instead of doing the little Yeah, the extra little stuff. Yeah. They should have just gone.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:The German could have gone and been like, I want somebody who speaks German. I heard you got a German girl. Can I buy her?
SPEAKER_03:They had her in that box, boy. She's running. Then she was all whipped up.
SPEAKER_05:And then try to go make her pretty.
SPEAKER_03:It whipped up. Whipped. They whipped up.
SPEAKER_05:That's a good movie.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, it was. 2012.
SPEAKER_05:God, that was 2012?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, 2012. Django Unchained.
SPEAKER_05:I didn't watch that movie so many times.
SPEAKER_03:You did?
SPEAKER_05:If it's on, I'm gonna watch it. If I'm flipping through and I see it, I got to stop.
SPEAKER_03:Jamie Foxx. Yeah, I would like that.
SPEAKER_05:The Django.
SPEAKER_03:D Django. The J, the D is silent.
SPEAKER_05:Alright, what you got? What you got? Alright, my last one is 2011. Columbiana. You know that movie?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:With Zoe Santana?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I saw it quick. She was assassin, right?
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, yeah. I won't be her.
SPEAKER_03:That was a good one.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:She was doing all kind of assassin shit. Yeah. So you need to watch uh Lioness. Did you see that?
SPEAKER_05:I watched that. That was good.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. That was good. That's a good one.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. So I want to be her.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I see. I remember the scene with uh the pool.
SPEAKER_05:Mm-hmm. The sharks in the pool.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. She's bad. So what do we got? My last one? Yeah, you and your last one. My last one is kind of combined because they're almost like the same character. And they're both from the 80s. One's 82 and one's 1980. I love the 80s, though. Yeah, 80s, 90s. That's the that's the time, boy.
SPEAKER_05:You want to go back? Would you want to go back to the 80s? Yeah, start over?
SPEAKER_03:Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_05:You would?
SPEAKER_03:I'd be like an I'm I'm immortal, then. I go back again, start again.
SPEAKER_05:You ain't gonna know none of your information. You just go back and start over.
SPEAKER_03:Hey, as long as I'm immortal.
SPEAKER_05:You probably do the same things over again.
SPEAKER_03:Nah, I wouldn't. I probably I probably push the ledger. Be like, yeah, I know you get it. I know you get nine to ten for this. If I get if I kill only one person.
SPEAKER_05:Oh god. I think you a criminal.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, let me stop being a bad one.
SPEAKER_05:A criminal in the makings.
SPEAKER_03:Nah, I'm I'm a smart criminal.
SPEAKER_05:I'm scared.
SPEAKER_03:I'm not doing it. All right. So 1982, Night Rider. David Hasselhoff.
unknown:Oh, yeah, he was a cool.
SPEAKER_03:Night Rider was cool.
SPEAKER_05:Night Rider was cool. For a white guy. His leather jacket on all at all times.
SPEAKER_04:I know he like he never took the jacket off. I don't think he had a shirt underneath it.
SPEAKER_05:I can't remember, but I remember that leather jacket.
SPEAKER_03:But he had kit?
SPEAKER_05:I would rather be Kit.
SPEAKER_03:Nah, I can't be Kit though.
SPEAKER_04:Kit was really the cool one, and he was a smart ass too. Kit was the cool one. But Kit got killed.
SPEAKER_05:Did you um Kidd out?
SPEAKER_03:Kit Kit got he got killed probably like two to three times. Bluff was a big truck, and they did like a head-on. I don't remember all that. Bluff took care of his ass. I remember seeing that when I was a kid.
SPEAKER_05:Like, oh my gosh, look, they killed Kit. And then he came back better than ever.
SPEAKER_03:I don't know. Because you know, you had to wait for the whole next another week. It wasn't like, all right, let me skip to the next episode.
SPEAKER_05:I'm gonna have to research that and see if he ever came back.
SPEAKER_03:Kid?
SPEAKER_05:He had to come back though. Yeah, they redid him. They couldn't have the show without kid.
SPEAKER_03:He came back with new toys and stuff like that, but you know.
SPEAKER_05:I used to like how his little lights lit up.
SPEAKER_03:That was cool. I need to have to have that sound there.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, that'd be a cool little sound effect.
SPEAKER_03:Yep, yep. And um Magnum P.I. Tom Sellick.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, you're right. They are the both the same exact character. Same person, right?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. Magnum P.I. He had the Ferrari. He had the girls, he had the he did.
SPEAKER_05:He had everything. He had the whole life. Like his whole life was great.
SPEAKER_03:He was the cooler.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Dave David Hassel. He was the cooler one. Like David Hassell had a lot of people.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, David had that hair. He had his little hair. Yeah, but Tom Sellick.
SPEAKER_03:They love Tom Sellick back.
SPEAKER_05:The ladies and their little bikinis. Yeah, I wasn't. Skating by.
SPEAKER_03:I wasn't gonna wear that though.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I wasn't gonna wear that.
SPEAKER_05:What was Tom Selleck's um sidekick? The black guy.
SPEAKER_03:TC.
SPEAKER_05:TC.
SPEAKER_03:The black guy, yep. TC. He used to he was the guy in the in he might have been in the cockpit of a helicopter or something like that.
SPEAKER_04:Why you don't want to be TC? TC he didn't have the Ferrari.
SPEAKER_03:He was in the background.
SPEAKER_05:Listen to that little song.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, TC was in the background.
SPEAKER_05:Um Magnum P.I.
SPEAKER_03:was cooler.
SPEAKER_05:Somebody got to be in the back and run the show.
SPEAKER_03:No, I'm good. Let me be in the front for a few. For a couple seasons. You might give him one episode where I'm sick in the hospital. He gotta go.
SPEAKER_05:And he gotta do it. He gotta do everything.
SPEAKER_03:He gotta fix everything up.
SPEAKER_05:That was a good show. They should um bring that back.
SPEAKER_03:They tried three times and it was trash. Go look it up. So who was the person? I don't know. 2000 something, they even came out with another one.
SPEAKER_05:I feel like if they get the right person, the show would be good.
SPEAKER_03:Maybe they could do it now. Because cars is it.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:They could probably do it now.
SPEAKER_05:They use a I guess a Hellcat or a No, it got to be something exotic. Nah, because a Ferrari, a Lamborghini. Not Night Rider. I'm talking about Magna P.I.
SPEAKER_03:Magna P. Yeah. Oh no, they did try that again, too. Um, yeah, they can high-end a lot of high-end cars on that. You know what movie? What show had a lot of high-end cars? Um Hawaii 5-0.
SPEAKER_05:I'd love Hawaii 5.0.
SPEAKER_03:The newer ones. The newer ones. Yeah, they uh that was good. Yeah. That was good.
SPEAKER_05:I used to watch it all the time.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. All right. So that was mine's. Uh that's it. Yeah. You got any honorable mentions? I don't have any honorable mentions. Well, I would like the honorable mention that I would like to play me in any any movie. You want to play yourself? Yeah, I play myself. I play myself.
SPEAKER_05:I would like to play the wife. Of Nas in life's movie.
SPEAKER_03:Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_05:That's my article mentioned.
SPEAKER_03:I gotta hit the button. Don't do it. You ready? Don't do it. What? You know the button?
SPEAKER_05:The scary music.
SPEAKER_03:I gotta hit it once.
SPEAKER_05:I don't want to hear nothing. When I get in contact with Nas, I don't want to hear nothing. No, he's not doing no interview. No, he's not coming on the show. I don't need that. Just I don't even want him on the show. I'll be like, no, you ain't doing the show.
SPEAKER_03:I don't want him on the show. I just want him to, you know, hey, donate some cameras to the company. Boom.
SPEAKER_05:I'm like, no. He didn't believe in our love. He thought I was psycho.
SPEAKER_03:You don't want to hear nothing. It was all written, huh?
SPEAKER_05:It was written. I'm gonna say, um, I just want you to drop me off. Drop me off.
SPEAKER_03:Okay.
SPEAKER_05:Drop me off to the show, boo.
SPEAKER_03:All right. I'm L. Cheryl Poison. It's Once Upon a Time in Music. Catch us next week. Bye.