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It’s Freak Nasty Time: Songs You Didn’t Know Were That Bold

Once upon a time In Music Season 2 Episode 9

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This week’s episode turns up the heat as the crew explores “freak nasty” songs — the slow jams that were clearly grown, and the tracks that went over your head until you really listened to the lyrics. Some of these classics were way more explicit than we realized back in the day.

Before getting into the steamy playlist, the conversation kicks off with a debate about double albums — from Life After Death and All Eyez on Me to Speakerboxxx/The Love Below and R. Kelly’s R. — and whether every artist can truly pull off a double disc without filler. We also shine a spotlight on Jagged Edge’s “JE Heartbreak” (January 18, 2000) and give flowers to one of R&B’s most consistent groups.

Then it’s time for Kiss, Marry, Kill — featuring a Jennifer showdown, superhero picks, and a surprise shoutout to Nas that turns into a running joke.

With Prince’s “Do Me, Baby” and SWV’s “Downtown” leading the way, this episode blends classic R&B nostalgia, playful debates, and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments. It’s bold, it’s funny, and it’s definitely for the grown folks.


SPEAKER_10

Wow, you went we went way back with that one.

SPEAKER_07

Yep, just a little bit. Just a little bit.

SPEAKER_10

That's a good little beat.

SPEAKER_07

What's up?

SPEAKER_10

Nothing. What's up with you?

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Nothing.

SPEAKER_10

You gonna introduce the show?

SPEAKER_07

What's up? I'm Elle.

SPEAKER_10

Stop!

SPEAKER_07

I'm L.

SPEAKER_10

I'm Cheryl Poison.

SPEAKER_07

And we're back. It's Once Upon a Time in Music, where we talk about all the all things. Nostalgic stuff you would think about.

SPEAKER_10

All things that you love.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. From your childhood, from your kids. All things that we love. Yeah. So we back from uh a two-week uh vacation. Vacation. Somebody wants to uh call out of work when it's time to go to work.

SPEAKER_10

I was snowed in.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I was here.

SPEAKER_10

I was snowed in. I don't know where he was at, but I was snowed in. I get you. I got you. I'm sorry, everybody, but I was snowed in.

SPEAKER_07

Um, what's up? We we we got a um another good show for y'all, I think. Yeah, we always have a good show. Somebody told me they said, man, every time I listen to the show, it sound it makes me think of everything when I was a child. I was like, oh, that's good. That that's what we want. I didn't know if that was a you know, like a slide joke saying we old school, but oh well.

SPEAKER_10

I like old school.

SPEAKER_07

I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_10

I think it is too.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, so um, this is where you hear all that. Tune in every Thursday, email us at once upon a time in music at yahoo.com.com.

SPEAKER_10

Uh we would love to hear from you.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. So today. Today is a crazy, crazy show. Today's show is um how how you want to word it.

SPEAKER_10

I don't know how I want to word it. How you want to word it? Let's say My initial saying was freak nasty songs.

SPEAKER_07

Freak nasty songs.

SPEAKER_10

Freak nasty.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, so songs that has freaky uh meaning to it.

SPEAKER_10

Meaning to it, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, so on your half, well, you know, yeah, my half is gonna be a little different.

SPEAKER_10

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

It's gonna be songs you didn't know was about Okay. What would you say it again? Freak freak nasty. Freak nasty.

SPEAKER_10

Why are you laughing? That was my first thought. Freak nasty.

SPEAKER_07

Because I don't good girls don't say freak nasty.

SPEAKER_10

Everybody say freak nasty.

SPEAKER_07

No, they don't. They don't.

SPEAKER_10

Maybe I'm not a good girl.

SPEAKER_07

I can't see you what about that? I can't see you say, yo, come on by. Don't try to get freak nasty.

SPEAKER_10

I wouldn't say that to somebody, but what? I wouldn't. No.

SPEAKER_07

You would text it on? Yeah. You you paused and you looked over towards it. Obviously, yeah. Yeah, see? There you go. That's how to it's I bet you if you type in F R in your comes over, yeah. On your phone to come out and say freak nasty. And all the times you said freak nasty.

SPEAKER_10

It's freak nasty time.

SPEAKER_07

So um we got that. We got uh uh Kiss Married Kill. We have uh spotlighted uh month, week, day, whatever you want to call it. Yeah, whatever you want to call it. Yeah, yeah. You want to start with that?

SPEAKER_10

Oh, we can.

SPEAKER_07

Or no, what you been up to though? Like you have you been watching anything and listening to anything?

SPEAKER_10

I just been chilling. I'm starting to listen to J. Cole. The new one. Yeah, the new joint. So I'm gonna be listening to that.

SPEAKER_07

That's a double album, double C D? Well, I wouldn't really call it a double CD C no more.

SPEAKER_10

It's a a double download?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, like two, two, two, uh, it's 20-some songs.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. Okay. I have some, I think it's gonna be good. I like J. Cole.

SPEAKER_07

I think some artists don't even need to do certain albums double.

SPEAKER_10

Why?

SPEAKER_07

Because it's it's the last maybe two double albums I heard.

SPEAKER_10

You it wasn't good?

SPEAKER_07

Nah. It was a whole lot of fillers.

SPEAKER_10

So Well, I think J. Cola would do good.

SPEAKER_07

What's your what's your favorite double album of all time?

SPEAKER_10

It would have to be um the notorious V.

SPEAKER_07

Life after death. That's a big one. That one mine might be if it's not that, it might be Outcast.

SPEAKER_10

Which one is that?

SPEAKER_07

The Love Below.

SPEAKER_10

The Love Below, okay. Speakabox.

SPEAKER_07

Speaker Box, is that that's it?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, because it was Andre was the Love Below, and I didn't realize that until like after listening to the CD so much. Okay. That was a good one.

SPEAKER_07

That one, what else?

SPEAKER_10

R. Kelly had a good double CD too.

SPEAKER_07

Hands down, number one.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, I I can't I can't deny R. Kelly. I can't. I just can't do it.

SPEAKER_07

Number one. Yeah. The R? The R is that it? The R. I just posted that one too.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, go and have on the Baby.

SPEAKER_07

That one. What's the other one? Um, Tupac.

SPEAKER_10

Is it Michael? No, it's not Michael.

SPEAKER_07

It's um I don't I don't I remember him on the cover, but dang. Everybody's yelling at me.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, everybody, you're right. Everybody can't do a double CD. It's such and such.

SPEAKER_07

You know, it's uh the name of that. All eyes on me.

SPEAKER_10

All eyes on me, yeah.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

So that was a good one though. And I didn't really appreciate it until after it's been out for years.

SPEAKER_10

That happens a lot. Like sometimes you could listen to something and you don't be into it then. Yeah. But then you go back and listen to it, you'd be like, damn, that was what was I thinking? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

So yep. Yep, so double album. That might be a good listen. I'm gonna start it tomorrow. What's the name of it?

SPEAKER_10

Um what is the name of it? I wrote it down.

SPEAKER_07

Don't worry. The fall off. The fall off, yeah. All right, well, I got an album for you. January 18th, uh 2000. A little group. A little group named Jagged Edge came out with uh JE's Heartbreak. And it had uh He Can't Love You Can't Love You It had uh JE Heartbreak. JE Heartbreak, it had Promise 2000 People be sleeping on Jagged Ash.

SPEAKER_10

Not me, but I could go through and listen to every song on the albums.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I if they put an album out now, I'll listen to it.

SPEAKER_10

I'll listen to it too.

SPEAKER_07

And there's there's albums they have been putting out. They've been cool, but I still listen to them.

SPEAKER_10

Was the last one like baby making music?

SPEAKER_07

Was that the last one? Uh it could be. It could be. I um let's see. The last one was No, they had a couple after that. They had uh Oh, 2000. They put out like uh All Original Parts, Volume 1 is the name. Okay, uh that 2025 2020 Jagged Edge Love Story.

SPEAKER_10

Let's see.

SPEAKER_07

Baby making one was a long time ago. I don't see it.

SPEAKER_10

Was it?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, that was oh seven, and they put out like four of the albums in between them. Yep, so uh January uh January 25th. No, January 18th, I'm sorry. 2000.

SPEAKER_10

I think my favorite album from them is 2006. The self-title.

SPEAKER_07

Oh yeah? I can listen to all of them. And I think I have listened to all of them.

SPEAKER_10

I think I have to.

SPEAKER_07

There's always some, you know, a couple of things.

SPEAKER_10

If there wasn't Joe Dice, they probably be my top group.

SPEAKER_07

Mine maybe too. Yeah, I like them a lot. They're number two for me.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

They're number two.

SPEAKER_10

If there was no Joe Disney, they would be number one.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, they're number two. All right, that's the spotlighted uh He can't love you. He can't love you. That was a good one. All right, um, what you want to get in? You want to get into Kiss Mary Kill?

SPEAKER_10

Okay, we could do that. Let's do it. I'll go first. I'll even go first. Go ahead. My three people are Jennifer Lewis. You know who that is?

SPEAKER_07

Yes, dark hair.

SPEAKER_10

The mother from Blackish, the grandmother.

SPEAKER_07

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Uh that that her, Jennifer Lopez, and Jennifer Anderson.

SPEAKER_07

Kill Anderson.

SPEAKER_10

You know who Jennifer Anderson is?

SPEAKER_07

That's the dark hair one.

SPEAKER_10

That's the lady who was married to um Brad Pitt.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. She was. Goodbye.

SPEAKER_10

Goodbye? Okay. Goodbye. I knew you was gonna kill her all.

SPEAKER_07

Easy. And I would kiss Jennifer Anderson.

SPEAKER_10

No, you just killed Jennifer Anderson off.

SPEAKER_07

No, what's that? I'm sorry. What's that?

SPEAKER_10

Jennifer Lewis and Jennifer Lopez.

SPEAKER_07

Jennifer Loop Lopez. I would.

SPEAKER_10

I knew you're gonna marry Jennifer. She married all the her men. She gets a ring every time.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, but they don't last.

SPEAKER_10

She's still getting that ring.

SPEAKER_07

Uh, I'm not gonna marry her. I'll kiss her. And marry the cursing lady.

SPEAKER_10

She's gonna curse you out every time.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, but.

SPEAKER_10

Hey, what are you been?

SPEAKER_07

She yeah, dang. I almost wanna kill her. Kill her. I like her. Right? I like her. Leave it the way it is. I'm gonna marry her, kiss Jennifer Lopez, and kill Jennifer Lewis. Right?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. Kill Jennifer Aniston. Marry Jennifer Lewis.

SPEAKER_07

Why you put all these Jennifers on there?

SPEAKER_10

Man. And kiss Jennifer Lopez. Jenny from the block.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. I want the old Jenny.

SPEAKER_10

Don't be mad at the props that I got.

SPEAKER_07

The old Jenny.

SPEAKER_10

I'm just Jenny from the block.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, I got one for you.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds. Christian Farrell.

SPEAKER_13

Who?

SPEAKER_07

Farrell? No. The penguin. Colin Farrell. Colin Farron. I don't know why I say Christian.

SPEAKER_10

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

And uh I just think it is. It's gotta be a good one.

SPEAKER_10

Ryan Reynolds.

SPEAKER_07

Ryan Reynolds, you know who he is, right? Yes. And Anthony Mackey.

SPEAKER_10

The guy who played Tupac?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, the worst Tupac. So he's the new black Captain America. Which I don't know why they did that. Uh he's uh from 8 Mile, he was uh what was he? What was his name on there? Papa Doc. Right? Oh my god. Papa Doc on 8 Mile and Christian Farrell. Um Colin. Colin Farrell. I don't know why I keep calling Christian. He is uh Okay.

SPEAKER_10

I know Colin Farrell. I can't think of what he plays on, but I know he played in movies.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, he played in the penguin? He was the penguin. He played in Batman as the penguin.

SPEAKER_10

I tried to watch that movie and I couldn't. I couldn't watch it.

SPEAKER_07

What? The penguin. The penguin? The series?

SPEAKER_10

It was a movie, I think.

SPEAKER_07

Nah, it's a series.

SPEAKER_10

It's a series? Yeah. Well, I tried and I couldn't.

SPEAKER_07

You sure you watched the race?

SPEAKER_10

So let's go ahead and kill off Colin. What? Because he can't keep my um interests. Why? I don't know. Let's just kill him off. You really ain't gave me good choices, so. Those are good. And I guess I'll kiss Anthony Mackey. He's not a bad-looking fellow, though.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

But we're gonna kill him off.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, kill Colin Farrell's off.

SPEAKER_10

I really don't want to kiss Anthony Mackey, but we're gonna go ahead and do it.

SPEAKER_07

Why you don't want to kiss Papa Doc?

SPEAKER_10

I just don't. But we're gonna kiss him.

SPEAKER_07

Kiss Papa Doc.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, I ain't gonna tongue him down.

SPEAKER_07

And you're going to marry.

SPEAKER_10

And I'm gonna marry Ryan Reynolds because he's a good family man. How you know? Because I see him with his family. Okay.

SPEAKER_07

You want to marry Deadpool?

SPEAKER_10

I guess. Alright. I guess.

SPEAKER_07

That's this week's uh Kids Mary Kill.

SPEAKER_10

That's my final answer.

SPEAKER_07

I'm not even gonna ask you the boy, yep. He's 49 years old, too.

SPEAKER_10

I would rather marry someone else.

SPEAKER_07

Oh okay, cool. I guess. Nope, don't say it. Don't say it.

SPEAKER_10

I'd rather marry Nas. Oh no, that's been a while. I ain't I ain't shout out my man in a while. It's been a minute.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_10

I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_07

Hey Marie.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. Can I do everything? Can I do everything?

SPEAKER_07

Can I do everything?

SPEAKER_10

Nas, can I do everything? Yeah, that's that's gonna be the that's gonna be the little joke, the running joke.

SPEAKER_07

Can I do everything? But I get to do everything though, right?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, you get to do everything. That's what I'm talking about. You get to do everything. So Nas, holler at me. Oh boy. So we can try and see if we could do everything. What if now hit us at Once Upon a Time in Music podcast at Yahoo? Just be attention to me, cuz he's gonna delete the um email. Nah, I'm gonna read it. I'm gonna let you read it. So attention, Cheryl Poison. Because he already been saying he wants a wife. He always saying how he wants a wife. He had one. She brought the milkshake, all the boys to the yard. He didn't want that wife no more. They went their separate ways. He wants a new wife.

SPEAKER_07

I guess.

SPEAKER_10

Not the scary music.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I don't know if that's scary, but is that the scary music? It might mean something else.

SPEAKER_10

Psycho? Uh could be. Oh well. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_07

Let's do it. Let's get into the show. Alright. You gonna start or you want me to start?

SPEAKER_10

I'll start. Alright. Ladies first.

SPEAKER_07

Okay.

SPEAKER_10

My first is a classic. It's a classic print song.

SPEAKER_07

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_10

Do me baby.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. So this is sexual, you saying?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

How you know?

SPEAKER_10

Just listen to the words. Staring each other down. You want me just as much as I want you.

unknown

You want me just as much as I want you.

SPEAKER_07

So when's he gonna get to the What you think he's talking about? When's he gonna get to putting it in? Is he gonna get is he gonna put it in on this song?

unknown

Take me, baby.

SPEAKER_10

Probably on the next song after this. This is the four-play song. And then in the next song after this. He can't say take me, baby.

SPEAKER_07

Do me, baby. He said take me, baby. He just said no. Why he can't say that? Because a guy don't say take me. It's the woman's supposed to the woman's supposed to say take me.

SPEAKER_10

Prince could do whatever he wants. Prince can have a perm, wear high heels, ruffle shirts, tight pants, and still pull all the women. I guess so. So he could say whatever he wants to. You're right.

unknown

You're right.

SPEAKER_10

So do me baby, 1981, off the album Controversy.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, that was a good one. Prince. I knew he had to make the list. All right. My first one. SWV downtown.

SPEAKER_10

Anybody knew what that was about. So what I have to say.

SPEAKER_07

Everybody knew what it was about?

SPEAKER_09

Because this is the way. Listen to the words.

SPEAKER_07

So how don't stop we it. There's a part on here that gets really uh graphic? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

What does that part say?

SPEAKER_07

Uh let me get to that part. Let's see.

SPEAKER_13

You've been wondering how you can make it back. Maybe it's easy to turn my world inside out. So discovery will take us to another place.

SPEAKER_01

All right, I got it. You ready? Yeah. Here we go.

SPEAKER_07

That's it right there.

SPEAKER_10

So you think people didn't know what she was talking about?

SPEAKER_07

I think they did. But that just happened to be, you know, one that stuck in my head. I think they knew about that one. That one was uh, you know, one I forgot about that song. Downtown?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, I used to like that song.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, here it is. Here goes another part. He said, uh, there we go.

SPEAKER_13

Put your back for me.

SPEAKER_07

Yep, so that little breakdown piece.

SPEAKER_10

You can't stop till you find my love. SWV. They always had like little nasty little things in their um songs.

SPEAKER_07

I know. They had male groupies, probably. Back in the day, they probably had girl groupies. They just probably wore jeans and Tim's.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

It was a different kind of um lesbian situations going on back then.

SPEAKER_10

Because they wanted the top girl groups.

SPEAKER_07

The S douv. Yeah, but that's hard because you gotta put them with the Supremes and all those other ones. I think they're definitely the top 90s.

SPEAKER_10

I wouldn't put them with the Supremes.

SPEAKER_07

No? No.

SPEAKER_10

It's like a different category. Yeah, it's hard. You gotta break it into categories.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, you gotta do it like 90s or 70s or something like that. It's your turn.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, my next one. I love this song, by the way.

SPEAKER_07

Me too.

SPEAKER_10

This is a classic. Like, if you don't know this song, like where you been, Between the Sheets, The Isley Brothers, 1983. The album was called Between the Sheets.

SPEAKER_07

So, did they say anything crazy?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. I love the way you release me. I love the way you receive me. Okay. What is he talking about? What are you talking about, Ronald?

SPEAKER_04

Mr. Big.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. If your man put this on, you know what's on his mind. He might just like the um the instrumentals. No, I doubt it.

SPEAKER_07

Let's see. Here we go.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I like the way you receive me.

SPEAKER_10

No, this is what he's saying.

SPEAKER_03

I'm coming. Coming on strong.

SPEAKER_07

Maybe he's talking about his deodorant.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. Talking about his deodorant. Rhana was getting it in. Okay.

SPEAKER_07

That was a good one.

SPEAKER_10

Between the sheets.

SPEAKER_07

That was a good one. I got one. This is from 1989. The album was Tender Lover by Babyface. And he had a song called Whip Appeal.

SPEAKER_10

You know what? I started to put this on my list. This used to be my song.

SPEAKER_07

So what are they talking about?

SPEAKER_10

What do you think he's talking about?

SPEAKER_07

Nah, because when I was little.

SPEAKER_10

When I was little, I didn't think.

SPEAKER_07

So when I was little, the song was popular. And I remember being with my brother in a barber chop. And he has a friend that's so outgoing. Like he still talk crazy. Shout out to Rob. Everybody talks about Rob. Rob either you like like Rob or you hate him. There's no in-between. There's no in-between with Rob. He's the fat Joe. He's like, he turns the story up just a little bit. So my brother's sitting there. It was my my brother's girlfriend was there too. And we're sitting in the barbershop waiting to get the haircut. So he's talking about it. He was like, Yeah, man, you know what they talk about in this? They talk about wet pussy. I'm like, so I'm a little kid.

SPEAKER_10

I'm like, Your ears was like, what?

SPEAKER_07

I'm like, what? So I'm just sitting there and he said that in front of his girlfriend and all that. So I'm like, crazy. Talk crazy like that in front of girls, too.

SPEAKER_10

I I don't I wouldn't say it's that what he's talking about. I I think he's talking about what he could do to it.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, so what's he saying?

SPEAKER_10

That's what I'm thinking. He got that whip appeal that he could.

SPEAKER_07

No, he said, hold on, let me go back to that part. He said, work, watch me whip it on, work it on me. You remember?

SPEAKER_10

Whip that sweet something loving on me.

unknown

Work it on me.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, maybe she got the web papel. Yeah, wet. I wouldn't go that far. He said Rob. Rob took it to the extreme. No, but that's it.

SPEAKER_07

What?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, he probably whipping it on me. Okay, you maybe look at it a different way.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, that's crazy, right? What?

SPEAKER_10

I guess not. I what would you do if he said that?

SPEAKER_07

That's what he said. He said, keep on whipping it on me.

SPEAKER_10

But he's not saying it the way Rob said it.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, he's no, he's not saying it.

SPEAKER_10

He's he's the PG version.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. But it means Rob was rated X.

SPEAKER_10

Rob was triple X.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, it means what Rob said.

SPEAKER_10

Your little antennas was going up in the barbershop. I'm like, oh shit. What? This is what?

SPEAKER_07

This is in what 1989? So 89, I'm 11. You were all into it. What do you say?

SPEAKER_10

What do you say, Rob?

SPEAKER_07

What?

SPEAKER_03

Okay, that was a good one.

SPEAKER_07

I thought I just liked the song. I didn't even know if I want to sing the song anymore. Alright.

unknown

Uh oh.

SPEAKER_07

Uh-oh. I know what this nigga talking about. It's your next one.

SPEAKER_10

Okay. My next one. I love this song too. This is like a little sexy song. This is like a strip club song, I feel like. Do they play this at the strip club?

SPEAKER_07

Oh, I'm gonna tell you something. What? Go ahead. You tell me, introduce this one.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, it's it seems like you're ready. R. Kelly. Everybody might not like R. Kelly, but his music speaks for itself. He's the original nasty man. 1993. 12 play.

SPEAKER_12

Temperatures are rising.

SPEAKER_10

Do that. This is the strip club song. You hear that bass?

SPEAKER_12

Lay it on me.

SPEAKER_10

Lay it on me.

SPEAKER_12

Place the one above me.

SPEAKER_10

Take me. He said take me. To your ecstasy.

SPEAKER_07

No, he said take me somewhere, not take me.

SPEAKER_10

He said take me.

SPEAKER_07

A guy can't get take now. R.

SPEAKER_10

Kelly said take me.

SPEAKER_07

He said take me to ecstasy, but take me.

SPEAKER_10

That's the same thing, Prince said. This song will never get old.

SPEAKER_07

No.

SPEAKER_10

If your man played this, then you know what time it is.

SPEAKER_07

So you know I worked at a strip club. And they had the back room. The back room had it. Yeah, a little champagne room. It has its own jukebox in there. So they make money off that jukebox because that's the songs they're playing for the dancers.

unknown

R.

SPEAKER_07

Kelly Strip for You was the number one song on there forever.

SPEAKER_10

Wow.

SPEAKER_07

You remember that song?

SPEAKER_10

I remember that. I like that song.

SPEAKER_07

Let me find it real quick for maybe the listeners didn't hear that one. They don't know that song. Everybody knows that song.

SPEAKER_10

Just when that suddenly I feel like I wanna break loose.

SPEAKER_07

Just a beat.

unknown

What you doing?

SPEAKER_10

I hate I love R. Kelly. Y'all can't make me. I I love R. Kelly music. I'll say that.

SPEAKER_07

That in a in the champagne room, as you call it?

SPEAKER_10

In the champagne room.

SPEAKER_07

You in love. You wanna get married to the stripper? You gonna give all the money up.

SPEAKER_10

You're gonna give all your bill money up?

SPEAKER_07

Listen to that.

SPEAKER_10

I'm gonna have to listen to this album today.

SPEAKER_07

That could have made my list. That's the best album. TP2. The year 2000.

SPEAKER_10

The intro hit it hard from the back.

SPEAKER_07

No way. I never would yell that one out loud. I don't know what song, what song would make me yell that out loud. I I don't think I'd sing that part.

SPEAKER_10

This is intro. You know you like that part.

SPEAKER_07

Nah, I can't sing that part. Just imagine that. Just you in the house vacuuming, you put boxes on.

SPEAKER_03

And from the bank.

SPEAKER_07

Ooh, boy. I couldn't do that one. You couldn't do that one. No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_10

Yes. R. Kelly. R. Kelly is the original nasty. Well, he's not the original. He's he's a top nasty man.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, he's nasty.

SPEAKER_10

Aaron Hall is the original nasty man, though.

SPEAKER_07

Number one. Welcome home, Aaron.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, he's on the run.

SPEAKER_07

Welcome back. Alright, um this one here is. Oh, Rihanna. I never paid attention to it.

SPEAKER_10

Sex like me is so amazing.

SPEAKER_07

Nope. Shut up and drive. Now I'm gonna get to the part where you were gotta lose quite a fight.

SPEAKER_13

So I can think that you're the ones that my ass. I'm gonna find no super silence famously.

SPEAKER_07

You ready?

SPEAKER_10

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_07

Here we go. My engine's about to explode. Explode.

SPEAKER_10

I think I've heard this in like passing, but not actually listen to the whole thing. But yeah, she's being very sexual.

SPEAKER_07

Just imagine.

SPEAKER_10

Start her up and watch her go.

SPEAKER_07

Just imagine you in Walmart shop and you hear this with your kids.

SPEAKER_10

Start me up and I wanna go. Go.

SPEAKER_07

She told him, shut up and drive.

SPEAKER_10

Shut up and drive.

SPEAKER_07

Dank.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, that was a good one.

SPEAKER_07

There's some more in there. Um let me see. Yeah, that's that's a crazy one.

SPEAKER_10

That was a good one. Yana kind of nasty anyway.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, she was.

SPEAKER_10

Like a lot of her songs are homosexual.

SPEAKER_07

She still do that, even with the baby and Barack.

SPEAKER_10

Why do you think she got no babies? Oh, she hasn't put out an album in a minute, but I think that's just her.

SPEAKER_07

Alright. So this guy's a nasty man, as you would say.

SPEAKER_10

And it is Chris Brown.

SPEAKER_07

Chris Brown.

SPEAKER_10

Privacy. 2017.

SPEAKER_07

What do you say on the crazy though?

SPEAKER_12

I need your body.

SPEAKER_07

I guess that's it.

SPEAKER_12

I mean, even though it works.

SPEAKER_10

Give it to me. Lick it, lick it inside and out.

SPEAKER_07

Wait, I ain't get to that part yet. You over here singing ahead of time.

SPEAKER_10

I'm telling you what to look for.

SPEAKER_07

Here we go.

SPEAKER_12

No, I'm gonna kiss it, baby. Give it to me, big it lick it inside and out. You know that I just wanna make love. Why don't you just scream shout?

SPEAKER_10

Baby, we when I'm deep and baby.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_12

I'ma slow it down because ain't no speed in me. Why you pussy so damn good, Miss Lake? Why it's so damn good. Why you pussy so damn good?

SPEAKER_07

Uh okay.

SPEAKER_10

This is I'ma go crazy with your legs in the air. Chris Brown a little free.

SPEAKER_07

How you know?

SPEAKER_10

I just know. Sometimes you can look at people and tell. What?

SPEAKER_07

I guess somebody that texts people come over and let's feel like nasty time. Freak nasty time. I guess you would know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, Privacy Chris Brown.

SPEAKER_07

Privacy Chris Brown. Alright, I'm gonna go to uh 1989. Madonna. The song is like a prayer. Do you know what that means?

SPEAKER_10

Um 89 is your um, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Oh yeah, that was that wasn't it was it was a lot of secreted and hidden messages. You know what it means?

SPEAKER_10

I don't think I do.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, well, we're going to see? We're about to show you right now.

SPEAKER_10

Uh is she gonna be, is that her calling God's name while she's having sex?

SPEAKER_07

Uh, here we go. You ready? I'm ready. Here it is. Listen.

SPEAKER_10

I don't think I ever looked at it this way.

SPEAKER_07

He's talking about uh taking take him through there?

SPEAKER_10

She's taking him through there. Taking him through there, take him through. Take him through there.

SPEAKER_07

He's talking about a Hetty Murphy, giving him a Hetty Murphy.

SPEAKER_10

Oh my god! I never, I never thought of it that way.

SPEAKER_07

She's there in like a prayer. I'm down on my knees. I want to take you there. Take you there.

SPEAKER_10

So Madonna actually came up with Take You Through There. Take me through there, take you through there, take you through there. That's what that means. That's what I'm assuming it is.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, I hope we got the right Take me through there, take me through there. So it's crazier than we thought. Let's see.

SPEAKER_13

You're in control, just like a child. No one does it. It's like a dream. No end and no beginning. You're here with me.

unknown

It's like a dream.

SPEAKER_07

Is that crazy?

SPEAKER_10

And back to And that's a let the choir sing. Really, Madonna?

SPEAKER_07

I wanna take you there.

SPEAKER_10

They're gonna have to um give us some credit. On this take you.

SPEAKER_07

Take him through there.

SPEAKER_10

Take me through there. Take me through there.

SPEAKER_07

I hope that's what it means.

SPEAKER_10

That's what it means to me. I don't either the man taking you through there or the girl taking you through there. I think it's really the man taking the girl through there.

SPEAKER_07

You said he's whispering to me.

SPEAKER_10

Uh I never looked at it that way.

SPEAKER_07

Down on my knees.

SPEAKER_10

I was looking at like the church angle, and it just blew my mind. Alright, you ready? I guess I got to get umbobulated.

SPEAKER_07

That was a crazy one. Yeah. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, this is a little sexy song. I love this little song. And it's called Party All Over Your Body by Lloyd.

SPEAKER_07

I like Lloyd.

SPEAKER_09

Your body, your body.

SPEAKER_07

I like Lloyd's albums too.

SPEAKER_09

First we go to dinner, then we hit the movies. Now we back in my crib. Off in the jacuzzi. Feelin' on your booty. I wanna have a party all over your body.

SPEAKER_05

I wanna have a party all over your body.

SPEAKER_10

What do you think we talking about? What's the party all over her body?

SPEAKER_09

I wanna have a party all over your body.

SPEAKER_07

So the party all over the body is confetti.

SPEAKER_10

That's what you would call it?

SPEAKER_07

A confetti.

SPEAKER_10

Man confetti?

SPEAKER_07

Oh, that's what they call it? Okay. So you listen to this song?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Like you listen to this song.

SPEAKER_10

I listen to the song.

SPEAKER_07

You like this song?

SPEAKER_10

I like this song.

SPEAKER_07

Like, oh, because of what they're talking about.

SPEAKER_10

I just like it. I like the beat.

SPEAKER_07

You do?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, I do like this.

SPEAKER_07

This definitely would have been a skip song. You would have skip this? Yeah, until you like listen to it. It's like, hold on, what did he say?

SPEAKER_09

I love it, yeah, body.

SPEAKER_07

You know why?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Because it's uh it's one of his not as good songs. That's why.

SPEAKER_10

Well, I love this song. This is one of my favorites off that album. I'm not saying it's a bad song.

SPEAKER_07

I understand why I missed it.

SPEAKER_10

It's always gonna be a song you're gonna skip.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, that's why I missed it.

SPEAKER_10

See, I'm the person that's gonna put you on. Listen to this song. This song is pretty good. I wanna feel party. I'm feeling on your booty. I wanna have a party all over your body. That's okay. I understand.

SPEAKER_07

Confetti, right?

SPEAKER_10

Man confetti.

SPEAKER_07

Man confetti. Alright.

SPEAKER_10

I want to be censored on this.

SPEAKER_07

No, we can we'll we can say what we want to say. Um my next one is kind of crazy. Uh 1997. A group by the name of Aqua made this on. And the name I you know what? I'll just let it I'll let you hear it.

SPEAKER_10

Yes, just play it.

SPEAKER_07

You ready?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. Hi, Ken. You wanna go for a ride?

SPEAKER_06

Sure, Ken.

SPEAKER_11

Jump in.

SPEAKER_06

I'm a Bobby girl in the Bobby World, laughing plastic. It's fantastic. You can brush my hair on breath me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation.

SPEAKER_01

Come on, Barbie, let's go party.

SPEAKER_06

I'm a bobby girl, in the bobby world.

SPEAKER_07

You ready?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Imagination. Life is your creation.

SPEAKER_07

Here we go.

SPEAKER_08

Yo, my doll, rock and roll, feel the blind over thank. Get me here, fart me there, bank it, bank it.

SPEAKER_10

I just never heard this part. Somebody re who remade this song.

SPEAKER_07

So basically he said, she said You can do this.

SPEAKER_10

He said you can kiss me here, you can kiss me there.

SPEAKER_07

You can dress me up.

SPEAKER_10

See, I've never heard the man part. I only heard the girl part.

SPEAKER_07

Yes, it's she basically saying he can do whatever you want.

SPEAKER_10

But someone did remake this. Was it Jeremiah and somebody?

SPEAKER_07

Oh, for real?

SPEAKER_10

Jeremiah and what's the guy who sang black and yellow?

unknown

I can't think of his name.

SPEAKER_07

Wiz Khalifa.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, Whiz Khalifa and Jeremiah.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. So he basically saying, uh, you can do whatever you want.

SPEAKER_10

I thought that was about a Barbie doll.

SPEAKER_07

I didn't.

SPEAKER_10

I've never heard the man part.

SPEAKER_07

Come on, Barbie. Let's go party.

SPEAKER_10

Sounding like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

SPEAKER_07

Yep. Okay, so I know what this is talking about. You ready?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Why you why you got that face on?

SPEAKER_10

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_07

Go.

SPEAKER_10

I love this song.

SPEAKER_07

So why are you listening to this?

SPEAKER_10

What do you think I'm listening to it for? Cheesy did it with this one. This was for the ladies. Head up. I think this is for the ladies. That's how you feel? Here we go.

SPEAKER_05

This is another strip sub song.

SPEAKER_09

Two logs, two shots of patrol.

SPEAKER_05

Great dudes gotta lose.

unknown

You ain't seen anything for the feeling.

SPEAKER_08

You need a thug in your life. Beat it up. Let your man be the free. He can eat it up. Charlie got the five. G let me die. Call it wet wet. Got a head on a show. Does the right thing.

SPEAKER_07

This whole song is straight in her ass like Jackie O. This was a good one. What album this came?

SPEAKER_10

Uh what TM101. 2005.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, that was a good year.

SPEAKER_10

It was a good year.

SPEAKER_07

That was a good album.

unknown

I'm young and thought.

SPEAKER_07

A real good album.

SPEAKER_10

I listened to the song way too many times.

SPEAKER_07

Tear it up.

SPEAKER_10

And again, tear that hook.

SPEAKER_09

Two loves, two shots, a patron.

SPEAKER_10

No, we know what he was talking about. I can't even see him with the little um his wife. Which one? What's her name? Jeannie Jeannie Mae? I can't. I can't see them too good together.

SPEAKER_07

They're not together no more.

SPEAKER_10

Well, they're not together now, but they were. And he was in their tan after yeah.

SPEAKER_07

You think so?

SPEAKER_10

You don't think so?

SPEAKER_07

I don't know. That's his wife. Yeah, but I'm not gonna think about him. Like it's hard for me to even even think about that. That is crazy. I got one that's gonna blow your mind now.

SPEAKER_10

It already blew my mind with the Barbie girl.

SPEAKER_07

The Barbie one? Come on, Barbie. Let's go party. She said you can dress me up and take me everywhere and whatever. This one right here. I'm gonna say they didn't have to have there's two people featured on this song. Dr. Drake and Queen Pan is on this song. They did not need to be on this song. Maybe they went in there and wrote a verse and didn't know what the song was about. No dignity. No doubt. So all of this filler that Dr. Dre's gonna do.

SPEAKER_10

He could have left that out.

SPEAKER_07

They could have left it out. Because he's not even talking about what they talk about. You ready? What a hidden hidden message?

SPEAKER_10

No, who should have stayed off the song?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

It's going down, face a black street. The homies got happy, collab creations, bump like gap and they don't tell. Yeah, what's he talking about?

SPEAKER_07

So he's not talking about anything to do talking about. So you ready?

SPEAKER_10

Sure they get down, good love.

SPEAKER_07

You ready? Now watch this. So do I need to stop it? And tell you what it's about.

SPEAKER_10

No.

SPEAKER_07

Shorty get down all over town.

SPEAKER_10

Is she a hooker?

SPEAKER_07

She's a hooker.

SPEAKER_10

She get paid.

SPEAKER_07

That's what I got to bag it up means.

SPEAKER_10

See, and I was thinking, see, I never looked at it at everybody think, oh, I gotta bag her. Yeah, I was thinking I was I got to bag her.

SPEAKER_07

Nope, so now listen to again. Listen to after I done told you that.

SPEAKER_10

Mind blown again.

SPEAKER_07

I'm telling you, listen, listen, starting here.

SPEAKER_11

Baby got him open all over town. Strictly bitchy, don't play around. Cover much grounds. Got game by the town. Getting paid is a forte. Each and every day. True player way. Can't get out of my mind. Wow. I think about the girl all the time. East side to the west side. Push a factors. It's no surprise. She got tricks in the stash, stacking up the cash. Fast when it comes to the gas. By no means adverts. It's on when she's got to have it. Baby, you're perfect in. I wanna get in. Can I get down? So I like the way you work it. No diggity. I thought to bag it up.

SPEAKER_10

I never even thought of that.

SPEAKER_07

So the bagging it up.

SPEAKER_10

You got to wear that Jimmy hat.

SPEAKER_07

You gotta wear Jimmy hat. I like the way you work it. But I'ma put this I got the I got to get that.

SPEAKER_10

I'ma bag it up. I got to bag it up.

SPEAKER_07

I got to bag it up.

SPEAKER_10

I never really looked at it. I look I was looking at it like, oh, I gots to get her.

SPEAKER_07

She's a good looking girl. I gots to get her.

SPEAKER_10

Getting paid his hour to take. This way every day.

SPEAKER_07

Listen.

unknown

Very low key on the profile.

SPEAKER_10

You got the feelings is alone.

SPEAKER_04

Let me tell you how it goes. Very no key on the profile. Catching feelings is alone. Let me tell you how it goes. The word spins the verb. Lovers it curves so frequently.

SPEAKER_07

Lovers come so frequently. Is what you heard.

SPEAKER_10

Now I'm gonna look at it differently. Every time I hear it, boom. That's mind blown. Now I got to look at it. That's crazy. You put them on one today. I put myself on it, that one. That's crazy. That is crazy.

SPEAKER_07

And the whole song is that.

SPEAKER_10

The whole song, yes.

SPEAKER_07

So Queen Pen gets up here. She's talking about it. But she's not talking about that.

unknown

Wow.

SPEAKER_07

Queen Pen shouldn't have even been on the song. Because you know why? She's the only female on the song. You might mean her.

SPEAKER_10

Because I think she was dating one of the guys in the group.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, so that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_10

She was dating Chunksy.

SPEAKER_07

Queen Pen. You know she got a baby whose her baby father is? No who. Buffy from the Fat Boys.

SPEAKER_10

Really?

SPEAKER_07

The big one? The one that died?

SPEAKER_10

Wow.

SPEAKER_07

That's her baby father.

SPEAKER_10

That's her baby daddy.

SPEAKER_07

Yep, yep.

unknown

Wow.

SPEAKER_07

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_10

Something new every day. You done taught me three things today.

SPEAKER_07

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_10

That is crazy. Alright. Wow.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

I got to bag it up.

SPEAKER_07

Like, I'm like, you can go through it again and listen to it. It's like even every time you hear it.

SPEAKER_10

And now it's just like you can't see nothing else. I can't see nothing else now.

SPEAKER_11

Baby got them open out.

SPEAKER_10

I'm thinking she hot stuff. She hot. Cover much grounds. Yeah, my mind is blown.

SPEAKER_07

East side to the west side.

SPEAKER_10

She hitting all sides.

SPEAKER_07

It's no surprise. Yes. You put me onto something today. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_10

See, we are always teaching y'all here at Once Upon a Time in Music. Because they probably was looking at it how I was looking at it. That nigga said, I got it. I got the bag. I'm a hitter. I'm a bag it up. I gotta bag it up. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07

Yep. Alright. Got your last one?

SPEAKER_10

I got my last one.

SPEAKER_07

Ready?

SPEAKER_10

I'm ready. My last one. I do have some honorable mentions, but my last one is Anywhere by 112. Okay. 1998. You hear that?

SPEAKER_07

That who made this? Who made that?

SPEAKER_10

I don't know, but they did it.

SPEAKER_07

What's called had a song with that? Young Bird?

SPEAKER_10

You probably the one who did it.

SPEAKER_07

You might have been. Known as hit makers now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

I like the whole song, but I like the second verse one.

unknown

Here we are.

SPEAKER_14

You and me have a sea. And we can do anything fantasy. I wanna make your dreams come true. She's calling my between the birds. I wanna talk back to her. I wanna hear you screaming.

SPEAKER_10

Didn't say the craziest thing.

SPEAKER_07

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_10

He said I wanna talk back to her.

SPEAKER_07

It ain't just men.

SPEAKER_10

It's men.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, I'm glad you said that.

SPEAKER_10

I wanna talk back to her. I can hear her calling between your legs, and I wanna talk back to her. He really got in the studio and he really said that.

SPEAKER_07

I can't wait till you hear my next one then since it's men.

SPEAKER_10

We can see my part right here.

SPEAKER_00

That's crazy. That's not crazy. I know you're part.

SPEAKER_10

I know they was going crazy in the studio. Shivering. No, when you have one, you know you got one. You be like, we got it. We got what I'm swore.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, but do you act crazy like that with your boys?

SPEAKER_10

They're gonna be, yeah, because he in the studio, he in there, he can't hear y'all, but y'all out here, y'all going crazy. Crazy.

SPEAKER_07

I actually before the show, if you hype, you said nah. Guess what?

SPEAKER_10

That they got me hype.

SPEAKER_07

You hype.

SPEAKER_10

Music get me hype, y'all. They was they had one in the studio with that. I know they was going crazy.

SPEAKER_07

All right. I gotta go in my notes for this one. Can I pull out the notes? I gotta, uh, I gotta oh man, I dang I can't. I should have written it down.

SPEAKER_09

A little way your body feels on top of mine.

SPEAKER_07

I should have written it down.

SPEAKER_10

Um I might have to This must be a good one. You gotta search and find it.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I had it earlier, but uh well. Alright. I don't have it now. So uh I'm just gonna play the song and tell you what I think I remember and what it means. You ready? I'm ready. Here we go.

SPEAKER_10

This is uh The Labell's eychy, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Yep. 1974, labels, and the lady, Mama Lade. Mama Lade is the name of the is the name of the song. So everybody knows, oh yeah, everybody knows the song.

SPEAKER_10

You know what I mean? I'm not quite sure. I can kind of guess. So I'm thinking it has something to do with a hookah, too.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?

SPEAKER_07

You wanna give it a go? That means do you want to have sex?

SPEAKER_10

What makes you think that?

SPEAKER_07

It does. It's in French. Gichi geachy gay means do you wanna have sex? That's what that's right there.

SPEAKER_10

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Do you wanna have sex?

SPEAKER_10

Do you wanna have sex?

SPEAKER_07

Keep singing it with your kids. Yep.

SPEAKER_10

I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna have to use that on somebody.

SPEAKER_07

You're gonna, you're gonna Boule Boo.

SPEAKER_10

Say play it again.

SPEAKER_07

Wait, wait, wait. Alright. So wait, you gonna come on.

SPEAKER_10

I gotta say it to somebody.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, hold on, we pull it out. Let me get rid of it.

SPEAKER_10

I'm gonna have to get it down.

SPEAKER_07

Go.

SPEAKER_10

I can't even say it, but you know what? I just say itchy gichi. And they'll know what I'm talking about. Itchi gichi, ya. Itchi gichi, ya ya. You know who I want to say it to?

SPEAKER_07

Uh who? Uh, I don't think they heard you. Huh? What do you say?

SPEAKER_10

Nothing.

SPEAKER_07

Nah, this is our song. So, you gotta honorable mention.

SPEAKER_10

So, I I never really thought that it said, you know, meant that. I know it meant something in French, but I never, you know, went that deep.

SPEAKER_07

You wanna hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?

SPEAKER_10

Do you wanna give it a go? Do you wanna have sex? I knew they were talking about a hookah.

unknown

Hello, hey Joe. You wanna give it a go?

SPEAKER_10

Look at Patty LaBelle. Hello, fresh bud. Look at Auntie, Auntie Belle.

SPEAKER_07

You wanna give it a go?

SPEAKER_10

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Alright. That was mine.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, which honorable mention we got first?

SPEAKER_07

Uh, I don't have any of them up here. I thought maybe you just wanted to say.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, I thought you was gonna cue them up.

SPEAKER_07

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_10

My honorable mention is Cuddy Buddy by Mike Jones. Oh, okay. I used to love that song. With Lil Wayne and what's the little singing guy? I can't think of his name. Lloyd? No. I'm in love with a stripper. What's his name? T Pain? T-Pain. T-Pain, Lil Wayne, and Mike Jones.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, okay. Is that a.

SPEAKER_10

You could be my cutty, cutty buddy. Twister's on the channel.

SPEAKER_07

Twister. Oh, yeah, remember this.

SPEAKER_10

This is a couple. So you gotta ask your cutty buddy. Oh, do they want to have sex with you?

SPEAKER_00

You gotta ride with me.

SPEAKER_07

That's a classic one.

SPEAKER_10

I wanna take you to H Time.

SPEAKER_07

I remember that. I like that one.

SPEAKER_10

That's a good one.

SPEAKER_07

I gotta listen to that. You gotta listen to it. I gotta put it, put it on a playlist. Because I don't think I'll be able to listen to the album.

SPEAKER_10

Goody, goodie, buddy.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, give me one more.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, this is the ultimate song. I used to be in the back seat singing this song. Oh, I know it. To the top of my line.

SPEAKER_07

I know what it is.

SPEAKER_10

I didn't know what I was talking about, but I was singing it.

SPEAKER_07

Wait, don't say it. Go ahead, say it. I think I know what it is. I'm about to type it halfway in, and I'm gonna press halfway play. And I bet you that's it.

SPEAKER_10

Is that it? Let me see.

SPEAKER_07

Is that it?

SPEAKER_10

No, that's not it.

SPEAKER_07

Oh man, I took it.

SPEAKER_10

That's a good one, though. That should be yours. That be yours.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, well, let it play there, huh? Okay. Alright, here we go.

SPEAKER_10

We're gonna do his first and then we're gonna do mine.

SPEAKER_07

I'm sorry. I was in the backseat and I was hearing this all the time.

SPEAKER_10

And you were singing this?

SPEAKER_07

No, I wasn't singing it, but you wouldn't get up to this.

SPEAKER_09

Your candy liquor.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, come on now.

SPEAKER_10

Why was our parents um playing this music?

SPEAKER_07

My granddaddy was playing it. He was I remember being in the back seat of that car.

SPEAKER_10

I remember listening to this too.

SPEAKER_07

They played that one over and over and over.

SPEAKER_10

There's a part when Let me be your candy liquor.

SPEAKER_07

When the girl gets on there?

SPEAKER_10

Uh uh uh.

SPEAKER_07

Where's that part? I'ma play that part. Here we go.

SPEAKER_04

Like this. Uh uh uh uh I'm gonna stick out my tongue now. You know what? I wanna make you come.

SPEAKER_10

Is this Marvin Cease?

SPEAKER_07

Who's this? This Marvin Cees. I wanna make you come in this part. I I knew something was different about this song.

SPEAKER_10

That man was nasty back then.

unknown

I'm not lying, girl.

SPEAKER_07

He said, I wanna lick you till you come.

SPEAKER_04

I'm not lying, girl. Everybody say uh uh come on.

SPEAKER_07

That's a classic right there. That's a classic.

SPEAKER_10

I forgot about that one.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, so I'm sorry for cutting you off on that one.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, we're gonna get to mine. Mine's is a classic, too. Go ahead. Mine's is stroking by Clarence Carter. Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter. Ooh, shit, Clarence Carter. And why was I singing that? Why was I little in the back seat singing this?

SPEAKER_07

So you were singing it, singing it.

SPEAKER_10

Stroke it to the east, and I stroke it to the west, and I stroke it to the woman that I love the best. I be stroking.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, they got so many different versions of this one.

SPEAKER_10

This is a classic.

SPEAKER_07

They got a dirty version and a long, dirty version.

SPEAKER_10

Not the long, dirty version.

SPEAKER_07

The long, dirty version.

SPEAKER_10

I know he made billions off this song. Nah, I think he You don't think so?

SPEAKER_07

I think the money was, I don't think the contracts were right back then. You ready? I'm ready. You gonna sing it? Go ahead. See, this is a long intro. It's a long, nasty version. Oh, they put the reverb on that bitch. Let's try it this way. I'm sorry. Here we go. When I start making love, I don't just make love. It's a lot of stroking.

SPEAKER_10

That's what I be doing. That's what he be doing. I be stroking.

SPEAKER_07

Now the old old guys be doing it with their pants all the way up.

SPEAKER_14

I love the best. I be stroking.

SPEAKER_10

They love it out there. They love it in the money. They love it.

SPEAKER_07

Uh, what was the what was the part you like on the club?

SPEAKER_10

Clans cover the cleans, cover the clamps, covered. Ooh shit, clamps cover.

SPEAKER_07

Wait, Clarence say that?

SPEAKER_10

That's what he said his woman be singing.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, here we go.

SPEAKER_10

Because when she gets satisfied, she gets satisfied.

SPEAKER_07

You ready?

SPEAKER_01

Here we go.

SPEAKER_14

Clans colour, clans colour, clean's colour, clams colour.

SPEAKER_10

Ooh shit, clearance cover.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I uh so good to her.

SPEAKER_10

I wish I could find a man named Claire's common. I I would say that all the time to him.

unknown

Don't stoke.

SPEAKER_10

Clarence. Don't stoke. If my stuff ain't tight enough. And you can stick it in my mouth. If my shit ain't tight enough, you can stick it in my mouth.

SPEAKER_09

What was Clarence thinking about?

SPEAKER_07

I wish I had the.

SPEAKER_10

What was Clarence thinking back then?

SPEAKER_07

That should have been your first one.

SPEAKER_10

Why?

SPEAKER_07

You should have set it off with that. Set it off in there.

SPEAKER_10

Clans, cover it, Clarence, covered. I'm gonna be singing that all day now.

SPEAKER_07

You should have set it off in that motherfucker with that.

SPEAKER_10

I'm looking for a man named Clarence. Just so I can. Clarence, can I put the card on it? I'll see if I can fix his name, his last name in it.

SPEAKER_07

I got a name you can use.

SPEAKER_10

Well. Nas Jones, Nas Jones, Nas Jones. Ooh, shit, Nas Jones.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, you're so crazy, girl. Is that crazy? Crazy.

SPEAKER_10

That was a good one, though.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, you got me on that one. You got me with that Nas Nas Jones one. You got me, got me, got me. Alright.

SPEAKER_10

We got some news.

SPEAKER_07

We do.

SPEAKER_10

We got a couple of news items.

SPEAKER_07

End it off with the news, then. We gotta get out of it. End it off with the news.

SPEAKER_10

Okay. I just got a couple of things. Um, we want to send some condolences to little John. His son was reported missing on February 3rd, and they found his body on January 6th in a pond in Georgia. And they don't think it's no foul play, but they're not saying what happened. So we want to send condolences to Lil John on the loss of his son.

SPEAKER_07

Okay.

SPEAKER_10

Nathan Smith, 27.

SPEAKER_07

Lil John.

SPEAKER_10

Lil John. And then um we have Snoop Dogg has a loss also. He lost his 10-month-old granddaughter. His daughter Corey had a baby prematurely, and um the baby was in the NICU for 10 months. And when the baby finally came home, I guess she had some complications from whatever. And they lost their little granddaughter. So condolences to Snoop Dogg and his family.

SPEAKER_07

Yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_10

So we ended on a I guess a low note.

SPEAKER_07

Nah, we can't.

SPEAKER_10

We can't end it on a low note. We can't end it on a low note. This is my two news items.

SPEAKER_07

We can't send in condolences. We gotta end it on a on a on a good note.

SPEAKER_10

Clan's Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter.

SPEAKER_07

That was this week's episode. I'm L.

unknown

She started calling my name.

SPEAKER_07

I'm L.

SPEAKER_10

I'm Cheryl Poison.

SPEAKER_07

And we out of here. The other night I was stoking my woman.

unknown

And it got so good to her. You know what she told me?