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Are Housewives Extinct?: The Tupperware Special
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Finally, the 'Tupperware Special' is here! And trust us when we say it was worth the wait...
Coco and Queera Lynn talk all things Tupperware, Exploring deeper into changing roles for women in society, technology and asking the question we all want to know the answer to, 'Are housewives extinct?'
They discuss Netflix's 'Hack your Health: The secrets of your gut' and explore the opportunity of bringing their own homeware products to the market.
The Tarts also help a homosexual man with advice for a romantic getaway...
Tickle your tits and twist that toe, darlings. It's time for another episode of Tart Talk with me, Coco, the time traveling tart.
SPEAKER_04And me, the nation's sweetheart, Quirillin. Hello.
SPEAKER_02And on today's episode, darlings, we are delving into quite an exciting topic.
SPEAKER_03A gateway into a universe of conversation. God, I am frothing at the gash to get into this. We are talking about drum roll, please, Queer!
SPEAKER_04Top Aware! Top aware, top aware, topperware.
SPEAKER_02Top aware! Top aware! What is it? Why am I so obsessed?
SPEAKER_03Why is Queer so begrudgingly accepted to do an episode with such a specific theme? We will be telling you all, as well as doing our big hitting favourites, Queer's questions, Coco's confessions, and maybe a little quiz as well.
SPEAKER_04But darling, first, Queera, how are you and how was your week? Oh, I'm fabulous, thank you. Uh, and yes, I will chuck it out there. Only I would say 30% of me has been begrudged to accept this topic of Tupperware, but I'm looking forward to it, and you're going to educate me, aren't you? I am going to educate you like you've never been educated before, darling. Thank you. Well, let me tell you what happened for me this week. So uh I went back to the gym. Did I ever tell you that I stopped going to I must admit, everybody, I go to a pure gym I used to go to a pure gym, right? Did I tell you why I left the pure gym?
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_04So there was this a local lunatic, a very weird little man who goes there, right? And he's quite short, so he's got that kind of two hour p s situation. Do you know I mean small dog syndrome. Anyway, he came up to me, this was months and months and months and months ago, and accused me of trying to take pictures of him on my phone, right? To which I had to give him an ego check and say, look, look around this room, if I was doing that, you are the last person that I would be trying to do it to, right? Anyway, he challenged me to a fight, I accepted, he backed down, and I changed gyms because I felt so uncomfortable and so freaked out by the situation, right? And I went away, I joined another gym, terrible gym, I won't name it, but it's been shit, right? And I came back. And can you guess who three days ago was at the weights? The moment I got into the gym, put my bags in, and went to the weights. Can you guess who was at those weights?
SPEAKER_03Andrew Mount Bash and Windsor.
SPEAKER_04No, I wish that had been fabulous. Who? It was the man who started on me. The same one! The same one. So the man that I left the gym for was there, and I thought I can either do two things here, right? I can either scuttle away back into the shadow lands, right? Or it's prison rules, bitch, right? I gotta show some fucking dominance here. So I went over and picked up some weights and started working out in between him and the mirror.
SPEAKER_05Ooh.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he walked off looking pissed off. Prison fucking rules, bitch. I've absolutely smashed it. High five me. Well done, darling. Thanks.
SPEAKER_03Gosh, what an aggr what a what a almost masculine story to tell at the beginning of such a saucy episode, darling. Well done, queerer.
SPEAKER_04I know it wasn't funny and I know it wasn't as as feminine as I usually am, but fucking yes.
SPEAKER_03Well done, darling. Well done, you.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. I've grown as as a person. You have grown.
SPEAKER_03It's important to assert yourself in life and and in your gym. I mean, frankly, I'll never be seen in a gym. Unless, of course. Under gym. Yeah, under gym, maybe, but not in gym. No, definitely not. Definitely not. Well, well done, darling. And here's to all those tarts around the world also celebrating going to a new gym and getting one over their gym enemies. Yeah, well, the old gym.
SPEAKER_04This so this was like return of the Lynn, you say.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I like it.
SPEAKER_04So a new hope, that was me at the gym in the first place. Then um the the gym strikes back. That was me at my new gym hating life. And then I returned of the Lynn to the gym. Well done, darling. That was convoluted, wasn't it? Fuck me. Well, it's alright.
SPEAKER_03We got there in the end. Yeah. So there we are, that was your week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What how was your week? Uh it was wonderful. Well, I'm in Australia at the moment. Of course you are. Which is very, very hot.
SPEAKER_04And you I've been I'm jealous. Sorry. I know I've just asked you how your week is. But it's cold here, it's miserable here, it's grim. And you are setting it up in Australia. What can I say? Having a lovely like a 17th century thief having a lovely time.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, having a lovely time. I've made friends with a koala. I don't have chlamydia. And I am very keen to go down and try and find a funnel web spider. So that's what I've been up to this week, actually. Um in the hills in wine country near Adelaide, um eating and picking grapes whilst searching in in the burrows looking for arachnids.
SPEAKER_04It's a tough life you lead. I know, darling. It really, yeah. I mean, it it really I would say it's dystopian nightmare. Really.
SPEAKER_03It's a dream come true to go to Australia. I'm having a wonderful time. My shows are going very well. And well, I thought we would discuss quite a specific topic, but one that I feel the world needs to be talking about a bit more of, and that is the world of Tupperware. We will be talking about Tupperware, but the real question is are housewives extinct? Ah yes. This episode is focusing on the world of the domestic goddess through the lens of Tupperware.
SPEAKER_04Through the very blurry plasticky lens.
SPEAKER_03The very blurry plasticky because Tupperware actually has a fascinating story.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03And signals a real epoch in, I think, Western culture.
SPEAKER_04And maybe Asian culture. I don't I don't know what you're smoking over there, but keep smoking it, because you're obviously your mind is expanding.
SPEAKER_03Firstly, isn't it a fun word to say? Tupperware. Tupperware.
SPEAKER_04Tupperware. Tupperware.
SPEAKER_03It's a strange word.
SPEAKER_04Is it tubberware or tupperware?
SPEAKER_03Top-top.
SPEAKER_04Top-w-T-U-P-P-W-A-R-E. I thought it was tub-aware, because it's tubs. No! That's a tub. Do you know I've I've always been a little bit scared of the condensation that comes onto the lid. Oh yes. It really fucking freaks me out if it touches my hand.
SPEAKER_03Do you know what that's called? What is it called? It actually has a name. No way. Yeah, when you've got when you put a hot hot meal in tubware and put it in the fridge, it condenses. Yeah. It's called um monsoon drip. And what, if you're scared of that, has that got a name?
SPEAKER_04Uh I no, I'm not quite sure. Because I'm Diva. I have the same problem. You know when you're washing up and you you haven't been bothered to put the the rubber gloves on and you're washing up and a little bit of food touches your hand from like an old thing. Something just floating in the water, that fucking terrifies me as well. A floater. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and Tupperware scares me for that, because it's the monsoon kind of orange oh dear, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Because I think, you know, Tupperware, it's for me, life is pre-tup and post-tup. Like B C. Yeah, like B C and A D before cocktails and after dinner. B T so what you've got is BT. Yeah, BT and and A T. Yeah, before Tupperware and after Tupperware. Because the world the world really changes with this invention. And it was invented. Do you know what year it was invented? Oh, it's a great question. It's your it's sort of your not quite you, but it is you.
SPEAKER_041931. A little bit later. 1933.
SPEAKER_03I'd say add if add l lit just at the end after the sec Second World War ends.
SPEAKER_04Oh, quite a bit later then, 1946. Well done, queerer.
SPEAKER_03And you know who it was invented by? I'll give you multiple choice. Was it a sort of crackpot inventor? Was it a uh Wall Street businessman or was it a chemist?
SPEAKER_04I do know what, if you didn't give me those op options, I'd have assumed it came out of the military. Because a lot of inventions come out of wars, you see. That's true.
SPEAKER_03But like the pill. Like the pill, yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Oh wow. Or AIDS. Yeah. I can't quite remember. Trigger, trigger, trigger, trigger the trigger the AIDS. Sorry. Sorry everyone. Just popped out my mouth. So Tupperware.
SPEAKER_04No, wait, hold on, I didn't answer. Fun fact Worcestershire sauce was invented by a chemist. So I'm gonna go with the chemist.
SPEAKER_03You are correct! Fucking yes! Darling, you're cra it was invented by Earl Tupper. Earl Silas Tupper. Fuck off. Who was an American inventor? Um, and he he was a chemist who formerly worked for um company um and then made Tupperware, which is what is Tupperware? Oh hold on, can we deep dive? Oh yeah, sorry. Ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls, and everyone in between, it is time to deep dive. Deep, deep, deep dive, deep, deep dive, deep, deep dive, deep dive, deep, deep, dive, deep dive. I put on a lid and snap it because it's a Tupperware themed special. Deep dive, deep dive, deep dive, deep.
SPEAKER_07Deep dive, deep, dive, deep, dive, deep, dive, deep, deep.
SPEAKER_03Dive. It is the year 19. And Earl Tupper, a former Dupont employee, is fed up of his old company, and he founds the Tupperware Plastics Company in 1938. Coincidentally, um, you know, with the rise of fascism, uh, developing the first plastic container with a paint can-inspired airtight seal in 1946. So it's really in 1946 we get that airtight seal queer.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, interesting.
SPEAKER_03Airtight.
SPEAKER_04It's the airtightness, isn't it? It's the airtightness. And it's it's that it's the same technology. Do you know they used Tupperware technology on the NASA space launch in the 1960s? Oh, I did not. So did Tupperware inspire space exploration? Well, it's a great question because the the rise of Tupperware, of course, um frees up a lot of free time for people. Like I said earlier, I mean I'm terrible at it, but you can pre-plan meals, yeah, nothing goes to waste. Before Tupperware, uh you basically just had to eat everything you could as soon as possible. Or you just died. Yeah. You know.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. And and you have as well, we we go from 1946, where you've had a good decade in the forties. Oh, I had a great decade. Made lots of lots of money, lots of friends and connections, many of whom shot themselves in the head in bunkers, but we'll move over that. Yep, I shall s I still send flowers to Lint. Exactly. Yeah, except poor old Lint. Yeah, exactly. And then we enter the 1950s, which is such a such an exciting decade, so much change. Uh pastel pastel colours. Fruit pastels. Fruit pastels. And we get the rise of what I would say fruit pastels. I love it.
SPEAKER_04But they're from the 1860s. Do you know I know someone?
SPEAKER_03They're old as fuck. Do you do you know do you know I know someone, and do you know how he says them? Come on. He calls fruit pastels fruit pastels. Can you believe it? And he also says um uh instead of um falafel, he calls it phal. Is it is it where's he from? He's posh.
SPEAKER_04Oh, it's I see. Yeah. I don't where's he from? His estate. Do you know something? Go on.
SPEAKER_03I I'm I I mean this with the greatest of love, but I don't think you're When everyone ever anyone says with the greatest of love, you know there's a a broadside of insults coming your way and critique. What is it? Come on. I'm not sure I'd get on with your other friend. Do you think they'd look at me like I would I never said he was a friend. I said someone I know. There is a I know the postman. I wouldn't call the postman my friend.
SPEAKER_04Whereas I would, you know, I would agree to take the postman's kids in if there was a disaster. That's the working class camaraderie, you see. Why are you trying to seduce the postman? It's quite sexy, isn't it?
SPEAKER_03And his kids. There's not there is nothing sexy about a postman in shorts. You couldn't nothing has made my vagina invert quicker than seeing good old what's his name, Pat walk past.
SPEAKER_04I just think Yeah, but postman Pat had a gorgeous nose. And if he was to go down on you with that absolute conk, he'd he'd he'd come on. That might be true, actually. Yeah, and his cat would watch.
SPEAKER_03And his cat would watch. I don't want the someone's cat watching me whilst I'm up to up to sensual things. Do you s uh I know look, we've gone madly off track with it.
SPEAKER_04No, we're on track. Do you do you uh if you are going at it with someone, do you make the dog or the cat leave? I find it very weird.
SPEAKER_03Do I make the dog or the cat leave?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, leave or join in is my opinion. Just in the room is not okay.
SPEAKER_03I'm just trying to think. I'm sorry, so in the moment, darling. Well, let's think. What did I do in ancient Egypt with all those cats? I think there were so many of them I couldn't do anything about it. Yeah, you just you just accept and then they were the gods. I do what I can. I mean, if it's an enormous St. Bernard on the bed, sort of with those dribbling from his gums, taking up half half of the surface area, then I'm afraid he's out.
SPEAKER_04But if you're having a dry spell, which sometimes I mean you've you've got a beautiful vagina, but it can go dry.
SPEAKER_03Like everyone else, you're only keeping it. Hang on one queer, you've never offended me on this entire history of Tart Talk. But you have assumed I have a dry crease without without a hair of evidence. My has the perfect pH and moisture balance. It has been described as having the delicate atmosphere of Costa Rica.
SPEAKER_04Do you know when you were a kid and you used to like get a jar and put some litmus paper around the side of the jar and grow a bean in there at school? Could you do that with your vagina?
SPEAKER_03Absolutely. It's a it's a fertile plane. Are you doing it now? Am I am I have do I have compost in my minge? Yeah. Am I am I growing plants on the sly without a licence? Yeah. I might be. Have you got a cultivation permit for that young lady? I can neither confirm nor deny how many permits I have for what I do with my vagina. But I do I can confirm I have several patents. I am a how do I say it? I am a um I am a fanny inventor.
SPEAKER_04Just like the inventor of Tupperware, you could have fannyware.
SPEAKER_03I should have fannyware. Little airtight capsules you s around your VJ J like they're wearing, like they're about to go into space.
SPEAKER_04You know the problem with that though is much like the Tupperware brand, right? If you're bringing out fannyware, I will probably bring out something like, I don't know, minge plastics. And it'll be What's Minge Plastics? It's a bit like a rip-off, won't it? How does it how go on, what's your what's your what's your pitch on Dragon's Den? I'll tell you what it is. Go on. It's basically you fannyware. It's basically Tupperware, it's the exact same.
SPEAKER_03Maybe you've got to get what are your products? Tell them They're right here in front of us. Tell it tell me about your product.
SPEAKER_04It's like how we do vacuum cleaners in the UK, for most people abroad who listen to this, over 50% of our listenership don't have vacuums. No, they don't have vacuums. They don't have vacuums. They live in filth. But um they don't realise over here, most people would just call it a Hoover. You know? And that's a brand name. Now, like Tupperware, right? Have you ever seen a kind of uh a fresh box container thing, right? A plasticky fresh box container. Have you ever seen one and not referred to it as Tupperware? No. Because the name has become the product, right? So what I'm saying is my mingeware will basically be fannyware copying you. Oh I see.
SPEAKER_03And you're stealing off of Tupperware anyway. No, I don't steal. I get inspiration. And if you are stealing, steal with pride, but don't do it exactly as they did it. Everything we're standing on the shoulders of other thieves. Of other thieves. Exactly exactly. That's the thing. But I think that's quite I quite like your idea of mingeware. But it's sort of like plastic can so almost like a vagina biome. Do you know what I mean? I do know. Like those, what are those things? Terrariums. But instead, could you put like a a suction device around um around your flaps and then sort of let something let the magic unfold? No, because people talk a lot about gut health, but people don't talk a lot about vaginal biomes.
SPEAKER_04I'll tell you something about gut health. Oh, go on then. Right. I saw this and it it mixes in with your vaginal biomes perfectly well. Um I saw this documentary on the Netflix, so you can go and find it for yourself, listeners, about um how your gut actually controls a lot of your mood and your personality and how you're feeling, which is where that whole thing about hangry comes from. My partner gets angry and I tell him just to shut the fuck up, mate. Just have have a have a clip over there. I don't like the word partner. Can you just marry them? I'm Scottish. So? Well, what are you expecting me to do? To go live up in the highlands in some kind of mud hut? I'm not sure. No, a castle. With tartan. And have a laird. That's you, that's you. You know that's not my future. You know I'd be in the in the mud being like kind of Alright then, I'll back down on that.
SPEAKER_03I'll back down. You call your partner your partner. The man.
SPEAKER_04I'll call him the man.
SPEAKER_03Just say your fella. The fella. Your fella.
SPEAKER_04There we are. Okay. That's nice. Where are we? Oh yeah. You don't know. Gut gut health. Gut health. So I was watching this documentary and it ties into Tupperware because they are using seal-type containers, right? This girl on this documentary, her gut just won't eat anything. Anything. She's not like a s she's like the ultra modern where you know, like she can't eat gluten, she can't eat fruit, she can't eat this, she can't eat that. She's fucked, right? So what you can't do is replace the gut lining and the gut bacteria, right? Because that's what controls what you can eat, is the gut bacteria. So have you seen the documentary? Of course. Right. So what happens? She needs to get a donor of gut bacteria. Can you imagine how she gets a donor of gut bacteria? Donation? Yeah. From? From a boyfriend.
SPEAKER_05Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_04What he does is he Jiz. No. No. That that would make it more palatable for sure. He shits in a tupper.
SPEAKER_03Sorry, everyone, just hang on. Uh fasten your seat lots, everyone.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I know, I know.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that needs a warning queer if you're gonna come up with this film.
SPEAKER_04Trigger, trigger, trigger, trigger, trigger. Right, okay. So he shits in a Tupperware box. Yeah. Right. And then uh they refrigerate it, right? And then they've got these little airtight capsules like pill form, right? And together, and they do it in a documentary, they use cake-esque funnels that you pipe with cakes, and they pipe the liquidated shit into the tiny airtight capsules, and she swallows them like medication. Oh my god. And they're timed that they open up in her stomach and they give her a different bio gut health. It was undocumented.
SPEAKER_03I've never seen So hang on, let's just rewind, because it's so on theme, but also so off-piece as well. So someone to get their partner's gut health shits in a Tupperware and then you mix it with water, pipe it into a capsule, like you're making icing, and then you swallow a capsule. Yeah. I mean, that is so elaborate, but I love it. I mean that it's so innovative. And so but it's also completely foul and heinous. I do not think Mr. Tupperware inventing his uh devices in the 40s was expecting someone to shit in them. It's much like the guy who invented the carrier bag.
SPEAKER_04So he invented carrier bags.
SPEAKER_03What were people doing? Shitting in carrier bags. People are always shitting in carriage. Is that what people do with domestic appliances? They just what people like explosive diarrhoea into a Hoover. Why don't we just shit in Hoovers? Why do we need toilets queerer? I've got a great question for you.
SPEAKER_04Go on. Why don't we just shit in Hoovers? Do you think our gorgeous friends over on the Pearl Island of the East, do you reckon the Japanese are big topperware paper?
SPEAKER_03Oh, that's a good question.
SPEAKER_04They must love it, but they're not very wasteful, are they? Topperware for me is a symbol of waste.
SPEAKER_03Well, I was gonna say you shouldn't topperware rice. Because you can't keep rice for long because of uh of the bacterial growth. So my question is what else? What are you in a topperware?
SPEAKER_04Sushi? Uh no, but does that need to stay fresh in in its form? I don't think the Japanese are wasteful. It's only really in the West that we make so much food that We go, I've made too much. I need to box it up and put it away and unlave it again. Unless you're planning and you're one of those people that goes for a jog at 6 a.m., you know, Oh, I've made all my meals this week, have you? Fuck off, right? But rant alert. Sorry, I went off on one.
SPEAKER_03Rant okay, so hang on. That that leads us on to meal prep, which is where Tupperware really starts to shine.
SPEAKER_04But what I want to know is the Japanese, surely they don't do that. Surely they just live in the moment.
SPEAKER_03Well, we'll have to ask His Excellency the Emperor of Japan. Yeah. If you darling, all our Japanese listeners, could you please send us a DM at Tartalk with your uh insights into Tupperware use on the islands of Japan, please?
SPEAKER_04I'm gonna make at the end of this series a best of right for series uh for series two. I could probably make a best of of a full episode of just the times we talk about Japan. Well, as we should. We love it. We'll do a special there one day. Yeah, that'd be great.
SPEAKER_03A Japanese special. Me you in Emperor Hirohito. Emperor His Excellency. Tapoari Orotu. That's how they say it Tapware in Japanese. Tapaware Ariaroto. Exactly. Can I tell you, can I can I can I share with our listeners about a little bit about Tupperware? My favourite thing about Tupperware. And things we should bring back. Because I think you'll like it. Yeah, go ahead. Because it is actually really, really fascinating.
SPEAKER_04Is it about how it liberates the housewife?
SPEAKER_03Well, in a way, but there's the other philosophical and social question. Is it does it liberate or does it literally contain people? Women specifically. Is Tubware uh a device for freedom or is it the cage? We'll talk about the evolution of Tubware and we'll get into it, but how it's evolved beyond simply like just popping, you know, a bit of I don't know, lasagna in. There's so many different types of tubware now, and I want to brainstorm with you new ideas because the tupware company is in crisis. They are. They filed for bankruptcy protection queer. And this we're not sponsored by Tupperware, darling tarts around the world. We're actually here in Les Gargo, London's oldest French restaurant. At their great pleasure. So thanks for having us, darlings. We've come here to eat. And I'll tell you, I bet they don't use Tupperware. I bet they they cook it all fresh. They cook it all fresh. Yeah, yeah. From the freezer. From the back garden. Yeah, from the back garden. Pop down to the garden or to Iceland. Iceland frozen foods served at Les Cargo. Iceland do not do Tupperware. They're the enemy of Tupperware. Iceland is a frozen food company for everyone who doesn't know. Thank you very much.
SPEAKER_04I'd also just like to check out Les Cargo do not give you food from Iceland.
SPEAKER_03They do not. No. It's freshly grown here. They used to grow snails in the basement down here. Did you know that? Genuinely true. Why don't they still do it? Well, health and safety.
SPEAKER_04How much health and safety can you have for snails?
SPEAKER_03Do you know the amount of space you need to grow snails? Firstly, in the dark, largely. Why? In the dark? Why do they need to be grown in the dark? Snails well, they sort of come alive at night.
SPEAKER_04They're noct snails are nocturnal. Just have a kind of a light. One of those like they have in a zoo at the nocturnal bit with the creatures with the big eyes that everyone raves about, even though you can't fasten the biggest.
SPEAKER_03Well if they if they come alive at night and you need them to be eating lettuce and stuff, you can't have any lights on. How big can you get a snails?
SPEAKER_04Oh, some of them are massive. Well the African snails. No, but you're not eating the African snails. You're every time I see 'em in you know in France they bring out like a plate of Les Cargo. It's not like a giant fillet steak.
SPEAKER_03No, it's a particular species. I can't remember what it's called. Genus classicus. And they're yeah, I think Les Cargo get through a hundred thousand snails a year.
SPEAKER_04I've got no issue with that. Murder away. They got no brains. Do they? Well, we don't know. No.
SPEAKER_03We'll have a snail on the podcast. We'll ask them.
SPEAKER_04I honestly would I mean that that would be in that slimy. I'd embarrass myself. I think you would. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that they'd make it perfectly and traditionally, and there'd be me, my little fish and chip kind of brain, struggling with it. Your fish and chip brain.
SPEAKER_03That's a perfect way to describe that's exactly how I describe you to my friend's queer. Yeah. She has from Worcester, she's got a fish and chip brain. Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_04She she's with mushy peas. She's basically the Daily Mail come to life. Yeah, I'd say that's true. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, but sexy.
SPEAKER_03Uh sure.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Sure. I am the Sun page three in 1998.
SPEAKER_03Um Okay, darling. Yeah, if you want to have that.
SPEAKER_04I mean I haven't seen you with your clothes off for a while, so I'll need to Well, the Sun used to have the front page it would say something like Come on, England, and then then the third page you'd have a lady with their tits out.
SPEAKER_03So I I I'm well aware of page three, darling. I was asked many times Well I wasn't a model for page three. No. I was a model for Mayfair. Thank you very much. But the cigarette people. You were on the you were on the packet. Well, yes, that too. Down the cigarette. Anything to do with Mayfair. Exactly. I was on the ex do you remember the extra long cigarettes? They're about a foot long. And they they couldn't find any models because most of them were dumpy English birds. So they asked me long, slender cocoa with legs legs for legs eleven. Legs eleven. Legs eleven. Right, what are we talking about? Oh, Tupperware part. So what I want to tell you about is uh Tupperware parties in the 1950s. So Tupperware was started by Mr. Tupper, and then it initially didn't take off in retail. So they're basically selling it into shops and getting people to buy them didn't take off. So they're like, how do we change this? And what changed everything was doing Tupperware parties. Would you like to know how it would work? Yes, I imagine it's a lot like an Avon party. Yeah, exactly. So imagine Query, you're having a Tupperware party, you're the host, you would team up with the Tupperware supplier, the rep, who would come to your house with all the Tupperware bits, you would invite your right-wing fascist friends, and then you would combine with the rep to then showcase to all your friends the different types of Tupperware. And the one in particular, which was very famous during this time, was the one deliver bowl, which, when opened, would burp, and it became a bit of a ritual that the rep would open the Tupperware and it would go brrrr like that. And everyone would sort of clap. But you would get commission on the product solved, exactly as you said, like an Avon rep. And the top tart in this world was an absolute babe. Um, and her name was one moment please, Brownie Wise. So Brownie Wise. That's a perfect name. Yeah. So she was the sales rep and did in-home demos and basically became she became like a celeb. She was the first woman on the front cover of Business Business Magazine or Business Weekly or something. But then there was absolute goss. So I don't quite remember all the drama, but she was basically cut out of the company by Earl Tupper because she was getting too big for her boots eventually. So it's quite quite a fascinating split with with um Bonnie Br sorry, Brownie Wise and the Tupperware Empire she was starting to create. And she wrote lots of books and stuff like that. So she was a serious song and she was making like 250 grand a year, basically, her salary, which isn't bad. In the 50s as well. So she was genuinely like if she had Instagram and TikTok at her disposal, then she would easily be a billionaire, I reckon. Wow. She was normal. Exactly. But they then went into different types of Tupperware as well. So, you know, like little clippy boxes, and now they do and now they do everything like water bottles and salad spinners.
SPEAKER_04I'll tell you something. I use a small Tupperware box for my makeup powder. There we go. Isn't that interesting?
SPEAKER_03And why do you use that and not something else?
SPEAKER_04I'll tell you for why, because the lid won't come off. And I can see for the airtight seal. Why is it with you with the airtight seal? I love it.
SPEAKER_03It's just fun to say. What most people don't realise is that I was a formidable rep in the 1950s. Was I married?
SPEAKER_04No.
SPEAKER_03I don't like to talk about it, but I was married in uh suburban America in the 1950s. I didn't know this about you. What explains why I had my big liberation of freedom in the 1960s? Because I was I was deeply repressed and um inhibited during the 50s in um in America.
SPEAKER_04In Arizona.
SPEAKER_03In Arizona. Exactly. Whilst you were, you know, chopping your sausages in Worcester. Yeah. You know, with your rations. My post-war life. Yeah, your post-war life. Which you don't like to talk about.
SPEAKER_04No, I don't. Well, look, after after the war, I did a couple of a couple of like raw varieties, and my name started to dwindle. So I just thought I'm going back to the rural world. And I went back to Worcestershire and I you're right, I chopped sausages for a living. Look, here's a picture of not many of them though, because of rationing. I only had two sausages a week. Here's a picture of Bonnie Wise.
SPEAKER_03Basically, like Marilyn Monroe, no.
SPEAKER_04She's very gorgeous, very gorgeous.
SPEAKER_03We're looking at a picture of Bonnie Wise's black and white photo. Born 1913, died 1992. I love it on her bio. It says Life After Tupperware. That's what her book should be called.
SPEAKER_04Sorry, I'm just gonna ask a little bit more about your marriage in America. So what happened? So you were married to this guy in Arizona in the middle.
SPEAKER_03I didn't like to talk about it, dear.
SPEAKER_04Well, you've opened the floodgates now, haven't you? The Tupperware seal has been broken. The Tupperware Seal has been broken.
SPEAKER_03Well, it obviously all started in England when I may have been seduced by an American pilot. During the war. During the war.
SPEAKER_04This makes a lot of sense. Was one of my tracks on in the background?
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_04I thought so. It was. That's what those songs are there for.
SPEAKER_03Exactly. And we met at an airfield where I was basically prostituting yourself. I wouldn't say that. I was I was in charge of Troop Morale. That was my official title, one of my titles during the war. Troop Morale lifter. I lifted many things were lifted. Many things were lifted. Many things. Men were happy. Yeah, men were happy. Things lifted. Yes. And well, one particular American, you know, wooed me, charmed me, maybe um drugged me. And we should hope so. Yeah, exactly. And and we went off back to America. That's right.
SPEAKER_04And then you realised that this American dream was no more than the British, you know, female existence of the time, which was essentially you're so busy with washing and laundry and all this kind of stuff. That's very hard for you to break out into your own career and sphere, isn't it, really? Exactly. That's the interesting thing about technology. Technology liberates women, I think, almost as much as the feminist movement itself. What about the chastity belt? Did that liberate women, queerer?
SPEAKER_03I've still got mine on and I'm perfectly happy. Very good. Why don't Tupperware do a chastity belt? That's a good point. Would that save them? It wouldn't come undone.
SPEAKER_04Surely there should be a Tupperware for men to clip over their knobs. This is Minge plastics right here and fannyware that we. But this is cockware. Cockware. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_03Do you see what I mean? Like, because it's difficult to They exist already.
SPEAKER_04Have you never seen somebody in one of them? Not Tupperware. Knobware. Knobware. Yeah. Is there hang on. Is there knob tupperware? No, but let's check. Chastity, you get the little bulb cages. No, I've seen them. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03But like literally plastic with the airtight seal. Oh, I don't know, probably. Can you airtight seal a Todge?
SPEAKER_04Mmm. All is possible in the eyes of the Lord. So can I ask? In the 50s, you're with this guy, it's not working out. I know you don't want to talk about it. You're with this guy, it's not working out. You're tied to the oven or whatever it is, or the bed, knowing you, right? What happens? What liberates you? Is it the technology of the Tupperware and the dishwasher and things like this? Is it the refrigerator? What is it? They all come together. I would say that all these kind of home appliances, you've got your refrigerator, you've got your your you know, your more modern oven, you've got your dishwashers, you've got your Tupperware, they all come together in the mid-50s, really. And if you are rising middle class with more expendable uh currency, you know, going going through the bank accounts, actually, um you do find yourself with a lot more time. And that's what give gave a lot of women a lot more time to think. What am I doing with my time? And then when they went out into the public sphere and realised that men had kind of monopolised everything around what they wanted, it was time for them to say, no, I'm gonna burn my bra. Fuck you, Kenneth.
SPEAKER_03Exactly.
SPEAKER_04And that's are you part of that story, do you think?
SPEAKER_03Darling, I am at the centre of I am at the centre of this story. And I completely agree with you. Like the rise of domestic appliances is one of the most exciting things about the 20th century. It really is because the Hoover. The Hoover, the fridge. I mean the frid we haven't talked about fridges, smeg. There are many types of smeg, but there's only one smeg fridge. And then we've got the uh we've got of course Tupperware, there's you know, it's the madmen era, we've got new types of products, but the toaster. The toaster, but women like me became products themselves. We were the thing being marketed. It was the housewife who was marketed, and that then made me a bit distasteful because obviously we're not getting royalties for it unless we're direct sales reps. So that led to a huge rebellion, and I started little secret underground societies, the Tupperware Resistance Group, the TRG, which is probably one of the most under-researched like uh organizations in 1950s America. Very much the Taliban of that day.
SPEAKER_04They used to call you the rock and roll Taliban. Exactly.
SPEAKER_03My Tupperware bomb recipe, you still cannot find even on the dark web.
SPEAKER_04It was all shook up, wasn't it?
SPEAKER_03It was all shook up.
SPEAKER_04That was that was the sound. I'm all shook up. Exactly.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that why Kennedy was assassinated? Because Kennedy knew too much about Tupperware. Or maybe Kennedy didn't like Tupperware. That is the 60s, I must chuck that. Early 60s, when Tupperware was at its height, started in 54, and then really rose to prominence by the end of the 60s. So my question is What is my question? I don't I have no idea. A 1950s kitchen compared to now. Oh yes. What are the main differences? I have one one appliance that I think should be cast back to the hell from which it came.
SPEAKER_04Well, I I don't my fridge, my modern day fridge, um, my modern day fridge uh makes noises and it pisses me off. If I let's say I'm making a sandwich, right, and I've got my butter out, my cheese out, my ham out, right? Maybe some other bits, but I don't want to bore the people with my sandwiches. And I'm making it on the side. The cheese and the butter has got to go back into that fridge. So I leave the fridge door open, right? After 30 seconds, my fridge starts beeping really loudly like a carbon arm, and that fucks me off so much that it thinks that I'm so incomparable, like unable to manage my own door. Which is true. Oh, it's true.
SPEAKER_03But it's but it's also rude. Fridges, I think modern appliances are rude, and this is why we have to go back to Asia, frankly. Because this is a way Japan is trying to control the West with its beeping appliances. Very true. Exactly. Sony. Do you know what I was going to talk about? Everyone else listening around the world, you may love this, you may hate it. But I do not condone the use of air fryers.
SPEAKER_04Oh, whenever someone says to me, if they've made me food and then they go, Oh, I use the air fryer, what do you want? A fucking metal. Like, congratulations for using the air fryer. But like, it's not, oh, just and what?
SPEAKER_03And what? And what? Firstly, and what? No one's been able to explain the science of an air fryer. It's one of the great mysteries of life. It is. How air can be fried. Only someone like Newton would be able to work out.
SPEAKER_04I'm still perplexed by microwaves. But here's the difference. Do you know the difference between an air fry and a microwave? Go on. A microwave does not cook, it only heats up what is already there, and an air fryer does actually cook.
SPEAKER_03I think air fryers should be bigger so we could get in them uh to keep warm. Surely that would be the equivalent of going on holiday for a week five minutes in an air fryer. With those light one cal sprays over your bod. Oh, they are flavourless, aren't they? Well, we could jush it up with some, I don't know, some lime piripiri.
SPEAKER_04I want some extra virgin, like virgin, virgin, I don't know what makes it virgin, but I want s all the virgins on my olive oil.
SPEAKER_03I don't You sound like someone in in 1700s London obsessed with virgins, darling. Where is the romance and the beauty in 2026? And is an air fry enhancing our lives spiritually, or is it uh just creating a sort of I don't know, just shrinking our hearts like little raisins?
SPEAKER_04I think there's so many things like that. Blenders, for example, why do blenders have to be that big? They're enormous now. Huge the size of towers. Yep, um your own home espresso makers, go to a go to a local business and support your espresso makers, unless you're setting up a fucking Nero in your house. Don't have a big appliance for that.
SPEAKER_03When you say support your local espresso makers, do you mean do you mean coffee houses and baristas? Yes. I like the way you say espresso makers. Support your local espresso makers. Support your local coffee person. Support your local coffee Yeah, that's coffee people, that's what we should call them. The coffee people. Yes. Can I ask you a question? Yeah, of course you can. Probably the most important question I've ever asked on this show. On on this show. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_04Is the housewife extinct? Now, as a symbol of tradition, which I am, British tradition mostly, but I like to think that I'm a beacon of light for all women across the Christian world. I must say that I think the housewife from my era is gone. Mostly. There are still pockets of them, but I think mostly they're gone. I think a lot of women now are probably demonised in the the women community. The female community. I like it, women community. The women community. Yes. I think a lot of women are demonised in the woman community for just saying, I don't want a job, I want a man, and I want to have a house. And I'll tell you this, being a housewife is not fucking easy. You know? You write kids into the mix. We've both been it. We've both been it, you know. We've we've come out the other side, we've now we do our own things to a certain degree. You're a lot more liberated than me, of course, naturally. Um but yes, it's a it's a great I think I think the the house the housewife is gone. You have house husbands now.
SPEAKER_03Yes, house husbands. How do we feel about that? Well it's awful.
SPEAKER_04It is awful.
SPEAKER_03They don't know their way around a house. No, it's complete incompetence. No. They they're it's men being lazy when they should be out there chopping wood and shaking hands. What I don't understand. And all these influences.
SPEAKER_04We hate the influence. Clean men sort of advertising cleaning products. What I don't understand with uh gays, for example. Oh, gays. How do two gay men keep a tidy house without a woman there?
SPEAKER_03Well, actually must be a mess. I know, because some some gay men are they probably have the cleanliness and level of a sort of NASA laboratory.
SPEAKER_04Not a bacteria in sight.
SPEAKER_03Do you think they've got a feminine part of the brain that makes them part of the brain or a particular part of the brain which has become to be associated with women? I would say definitely. But your average classic straight man, I don't think, should be allowed to do what he likes around the house.
SPEAKER_04Let him work the barbecue whilst you get the gif out and do the bath. Gif. There we are. That's something you want to put on your gash. All cleaning products smell lovely, and I don't think it's for the person who walks in. I think it's for the housewife who's getting high on them.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Let's say, let's say, let's take someone everyone knows, Barry from EastEnders. Great man. Barry wants to become a househusband so his wife can go off and let's say uh work as a lawyer. How do we feel about Barry spending all day in the house? Terrible. I just think it's a mismatch.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Who's gonna take a female lawyer anyway? Well, I was gonna say, like, do I have anything against female lawyers or women thriving in the workplace? Absolutely not.
SPEAKER_04Ted Bundy had a female lawyer, and look what happened to him. They threw the book at him. Oh really? Yeah, executed. Oh, I mean, fair enough. Well, yeah. I think it was he a top way around? Ambassador. Yeah, he was. First first person. Was he? He was a first person. He's standing Tupperware up in Oregon. Oh, was he? That's how he got them. That's how he got because knocking on the doors. Because all the young girls were like, is that Tupperware? You know, and they were fascinated by the the kind of airlock seal that you talk about. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03I mean, when I first saw the airlock being demonstrated, I almost fainted.
SPEAKER_04I've got a great fact about housewives. Go on. Right. And no surprise, we're entering Nazi German territory here. Okay. Okay, so prepare yourself. I'm prepared. Um so in Nazi Germany, uh basically a lot of housewives were looking a bit glum, right? And just having having enough time because it was shit. I mean, it depends who you are, but most most of the time it could be a pit rub. So they would prescribe and you could buy over the counter pervertin, right? And pervitin is the original compound drug of MDMA and ecstasy. Essentially elements of crystal meth as well, right? They were giving you could buy essential like pure, really good MDMA over the counter. Some German housewives in Nazi Germany were getting high and doing the housework. And it was a way of making them happy. And then that is the drug that they gave to German tank drivers during the invasion of France, which is why they took over France in three weeks because they were all highest kites. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03God, well that explains good housewife fact. That's a fabulous housewife fact. And in fact, I'm pretty sure that life would be much more exciting if we reintroduce Pervutin onto the markets in most countries. Scandinavia, for example, where there's pretty much, I'd say, well, largely equality between men and women in terms of working. It's pretty equal now. Yeah. I think if we introduce Pervin, there'd be a bit more fun. Absolutely. But they are shagging a lot in Scandinavia, I hear, particularly Denmark. So I'm trying to work out is there a correlation? My mind's gone somewhere, correlation between not in not doing housework and out in the workplace and more sex. And also India, the middle class women are in the house less.
SPEAKER_04Well, that's a great question about class. I would say that, you know, you I think your classic housewife does stem from a kind of working class, early, like lower middle class household. Because upper class women aren't doing all these kind of jobs that would normally control. You know, that's why you get, you know, most of famous women throughout history, other than Joan of Arc, are not from a working class background at all. Think think of one. Think of a think of a working class woman from uh Queen Victoria. Yeah, I suppose, very working class, yeah. In a way. She used to play darts down at the Weberspoons. Yeah, exactly. She worked Victoria.
SPEAKER_03She worked. Yeah. Uh what other famous women do I know? Well, I know a lot of women.
SPEAKER_04They're all like Marie Antoinette.
SPEAKER_03Like the Marie Antoinette's working class.
SPEAKER_04Working class. Josephine, working class.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Catherine the Great.
SPEAKER_04Working class. Very much working class. Yeah, I say. Okay, so my theory falls flat.
SPEAKER_03And now it's time for queerest questions.
SPEAKER_06Question. Question. Question. Question.
SPEAKER_03Question.
SPEAKER_06Questions. Question. Question. Question. Question. Question. Question. Question. Question.
SPEAKER_01Shut back to know when the bush gets here. Is it a question or not? Facebook.
SPEAKER_04Hello, queerer. I'm planning a mini break for my partner. Gay alert there. We've been together for five. We've been together for five months now, and I want to take him somewhere special. I was thinking Paris, but open to ideas. Where should we go? And that's from Jacob in Newcastle. I was right, gay. Jacob in Newcastle wants to take his girlfriend. Nope. Nope. Uh boyfriend. I'm planning a mini break with my partner. We've been together five months now, and I want to take him somewhere special. I was thinking Paris, but I'm open to ideas. Where should we go? And that is Jacob in Newcastle. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Hmm. Paris. I feel it's so cliche taking a lover to Paris. Who would do that? Who would do yeah, exactly? Queer. Queerer. Queerer says smiling after after clearly going off with their lover quite recently.
SPEAKER_04Um But that's only because Pyongyang was busy. You know.
SPEAKER_03Well, I think you should take them to Orlando, Florida. That's where uh the headquarters of Tupperware are. Oh.
SPEAKER_04So you go on a Tupperware tourism. Yes, but if you let these these these men go around Tupperware, they're gonna do something kinky with it. You know, they might jizz in it to keep it fresh.
SPEAKER_03Well that's that's probably another gonna be another product line. Jiz fresh. And you the I mean Tupperware, Tupperware, the company's going bankrupt because there's no there's no innovation, there's no real exciting breakthrough thinking, and we're providing that clear insight, which is why if you do work for Tupperware and you're listening to us, darling, slip us a couple of hundred K and we'll happily come up with your next biggest million billion dollar product extension. No problem. So do it. My eyes closed.
SPEAKER_04Our answer for Jacob. Uh well, just very quickly. Um don't go to France, they don't need the money. Alright? And they'll only judge you for I mean, he says he's from Newcastle, right? If you're gonna get judged by people in your own country, the French will definitely judge you, so don't.
SPEAKER_03But can I say one thing? I think you can go to Paris but not go to France, because Paris isn't French. I agree. This is Paris. London's not English, I've always said the same.
SPEAKER_04And we go to Paris not for the French, but for Paris. Yeah, I agree. In the same way that London is British and it's very British, but it's not English.
SPEAKER_03And no one likes Londoners, and French people don't like Parisians. Yeah, absolutely. In which case I think they can just pop on the Eurostar, go under the tunnel, resurvice like a mole, and have a fabulous time exploring each other's holes. Yeah. And the museums and the cafes.
SPEAKER_04Are they gonna do that or are they gonna hit Grinder in the hotel? Aren't they a couple? Yeah. Are they exclusive? Oh my it didn't say that in the email, but from from the way he touched.
SPEAKER_03Is that what you do? You arrive in you'd arrive in Paris and get on Grinder straight away. Well not me.
SPEAKER_04I'm uh you know, I'm I'm not gonna I know.
SPEAKER_03Go cruising literally in Paris. Well go to the I don't know February. Go to the Louvre.
SPEAKER_04Walk around with a little bit of fruit hanging out your pocket. Yeah. One of those coloured rags that says you're into being pissed on or something. Exactly. Yeah. I think that's a red rag.
SPEAKER_03Oh no. Is that fisting? I think that's red rag's fisting. We should explore that, the history of cruising. I reckon we'd come up with some quite interesting things.
SPEAKER_04So Is there not one episode where we don't mention fisting?
SPEAKER_03The evidence is the evidence is clear about Paris. It's wonderful.
SPEAKER_04So you're saying Go, Allais, Vienne. Go to Paris, but stay in Paris. Because outside of Paris is France. Exactly. And you don't want any of that. No. Well, not on this trip.
SPEAKER_06Question. Question. Question. Question. Question. Question. Question. Question.
SPEAKER_01Do you know when the bush gets here? Is it a question or not? Facebook.
SPEAKER_04I can't believe we've done an episode about Tupperware. My god. If you're still listening to this, God help you. Seriously.
SPEAKER_03Um how crazy do you want these true or falsees? Just go just yeah, go for it. Okay, cool. Okay, here we are. Tupperware, true or false. Fuck him out. Tupperware was originally designed using leftover plastic from World War II industrial materials. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04If that's true, then that backs up my theory that big wars always influence future technology. Um I'm saying yes. Say say it's true, please. It's true. Oh, I'm so pleased. That's fantastic that I kind of already worked that out. It is true, isn't it? Yeah, I love that. Fantastic. But hold on, you're the what do you mean, isn't it? You're the you're you're the one with the with the quiz.
SPEAKER_03I am. Right. I was just I was just having fun. Okay, number two. Do you want do you want spicy or like difficult? Uh spicy. Difficult. I don't know. I don't care. Quite interesting. Like polyethylene. We could have an episode. No, we're not getting an episode. Okay, um, question number two on Coco's Tupperware true or false? Here we are. Question number two. Early Tupperware was marketed to men before women.
SPEAKER_04Uh you mentioned earlier that it wasn't selling well at the beginning, so I'm gonna say yes. It was marketed it's false.
SPEAKER_03Oh it quickly became quite gendered, but originally there was no uh specific um market between the sexes. It was just shipped out there to everyone. It is a trick. Well, it's false. It's not a trick question, it's just that's what true or false is, queer. I feel a bit cheated, but fine. Okay. Uh okay, what about this one? Um okay, true or false. Tupperware consultants could win cars and luxury prizes for good sales.
SPEAKER_04Um I am going to say uh I'm gonna say true, fuck it. It is true. So you get huge perks. Cars, I think people even got houses, believe it or not. So it's a bit like going on bullseye, basically.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, exactly. Or or the what's what's it called? Like the prize is right? Yeah, 60 minute makeover. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's that's Coco's tubware, true or false. Well done, Queer. Thank you. You did really well done. I'm very proud of you.
SPEAKER_04Two out of three. Although I feel slightly cheated on the middle one, you know. Don't feel cheated. You just got it wrong, darling. Yeah. Yeah, I suppose I did. Yeah. So set me up for the day, innit? What have we learned?
SPEAKER_03What have we learned? Have we answered the question, is the housewife extinct?
SPEAKER_04I think I think we have I think we've come to a conclusion that if your image of the housewife lies in a white picket fence, kind of making a pie in perfect America, then yes, that is dead. But it's expanded and grown into more cohesive uh relationships where people work together in the household regardless of gender. It's a very, very politically correct answer, Quiran. And I'd like to add to that political correctness by saying it's wrong.
SPEAKER_03Well, I personally I don't disagree with it, but I would like to see the housewife come back in full force, but not necessarily specific to women. I'd say anyone who feels inspired to get into domestic life and into the kitchen being a homemaker, go for it, darlings. I think you'll feel very fulfilled and happy. But that doesn't mean you have to have a fanny. It's welcome to everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Well, I agree. But also I'd like to say that, you know, if you are a housewife, if you could start to dress like the 1950s.
SPEAKER_03I I yeah, I think regardless, regardless of your sex, gender, pronouns, all of that, you have to wear a lovely dress and an apron. That would be my one rule.
SPEAKER_04And you're not allowed to take your oven gloves off, like all the fucking time. Doesn't matter what you're doing, you always like going into town, you have to keep oven gloves on.
SPEAKER_03Well, from all of us here at Tart Talk around the world, I do hope you've enjoyed this more exploratory, historical, specific episode.
SPEAKER_04I can feel part of my brain sounds dying. I can I can feel myself I might be having a stroke. I think you might be, darling.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, exactly. Um, and when in doubt, darlings, um just shit in some Tupperware and leave it in the fridge. Your life will be better for it.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, if you if you swallow your partner's shit. Oh god. You're gonna honestly you're gonna have to watch that that documentary.
SPEAKER_03Get yourself to a mental asylum, darlings. You're a lunatic if you have to do that.
SPEAKER_04Are you gonna watch it tonight, please? Darling, I'm not watching anything like that. I'm off to the theatre. You are, you are gonna watch it. I'm not! When you get home from your show tonight, uh Coco's got a show this evening. When you get home from your show tonight, watch The Truth About Your Gut on Netflix.
SPEAKER_03Darling, I won't watch anything like that unless someone's with me and I can hold their hand. Well, we should watch it and we should do this. We'll watch it together when I'm back from Australia.
SPEAKER_04We should film myself watching it and we could do one of those reaction videos the kids make.
SPEAKER_03Oh god. I'm I'm Oh sorry, I'm having a regurgitative reaction. Well, that's all we've got. Time for tarts from around the world. We do hope you enjoyed today's wild episode. We will catch up very soon for more tintillating conversation and topics. In the meantime, uh please like, subscribe, share this episode with your friends, follow us at Tart Talk Pod, and we will see you very soon. It's goodbye from me, Coco, the time travelling tart.
SPEAKER_04And it's goodbye from me, the person who's endured this Tupperware thing in person, Quirin.
SPEAKER_03Well done, darling. I'm so proud of you.
SPEAKER_04Sorry, I have I have learned quite a bit today, so I don't think so. So have I actually.
SPEAKER_03It's been really fun. Thanks, darling. Let's get what's that thing the Nazi housewives had? Pervutin. Let's go and get some Pervutin. Let's get some Pervutin and invade France. Let's get it's a really odd name, pervert. It's sort of pervy. It sounds what sort of men would take. I don't think in Germany it it's the same thing. I know. All right.
SPEAKER_05There we go.